The Ron and Brian Podcast

Ron joined the millions at the No Kings Protests on Saturday and he's here to talk about it! We also review what we're watching, the retirement of The Sperminator, and the shooting of politicians in Minnesota. There's another dumb TikTok challenge, a gamer died in a Thailand cafe and no one noticed, and Antonio Brown is facing attempted murder charges. We talk about Trump's military parade, peeing in the shower, and a man who gave his girlfriend a sinus infection in a very disturbing way!

AI recommended a lil bit of meth as a treat, ICE clashed with the citizens of LA, and drug traffickers used hot sauce as a weapon. DraftKings was hit with a lawsuit, a man called in a fake bomb threat so he wouldn't miss a flight, and NJ has a new law to stop public brawls! A retired architect had to go back to work, Ron disappoints Brian, and in Our Horrible History we learn about the Duck Hill Lynching.

Bad moms were in the news this week - one killed her 3-year-old daughter for the Lord and one sold her 6-year-old daughter for parts. A Florida man fought a gator and the law (and the law won), a women beat up a child on a plane, and a Coast Guard vet turned OnlyFans model took justice into her own hands. A Checkers employee killed a man over mayo, a FL substitute teacher punched an autistic child, and people were very unhappy with this weekend's Roots Picnic. Gen Z needs Adulting 101, Mary Lou Retton got a DUI, and a teen died from the Tackle Game. We also discuss Trump's latest round of pardons and his response to TACO.

Ron's broadcasting from his backyard oasis as we take some time to honor the fallen. An Australian woman set her friend on fire, a flight attendant was arrested for 100 pounds of kush, and there's something new in nature that will probably kill us all soon! We discuss the killing of two Israel Embassy employees in DC, Billy Joel canceled his remaining tour dates, and an AI model showed why they might kill us all before anything else does. We also mourn the celebrities we lost this week (Rest In Power, Colton Ford) and talk about what we're watching!

Burnt biscuits led to a shooting at a Charlotte Popeye's, Oklahoma schools are going to teach election denial, and a Rhode Island man bought a one-of-a-kind watch. The DHS might be going full Running Man, a MTA cleaner got in trouble for an unapproved work transaction, and we check out the Fun With Feet website! We also review what we've been watching and give you our recommendations!

It's time for a re-brand, and we welcome all of our followers! We read about the happiest cities in the world, how the Kool-Aid Challenge is tearing apart Staten Island, and a missing Wisconsin mom that was found after re-starting her life over 60 years ago. We've got a new Pope, the same nonsense from Trump, and an intense discussion about pizza! Two Trump voters are upset now that their son might be deported, a Pirates employee broke out his belt for some ballpark justice, and we have a number of stories in But The Drag Queens Are The Problem. Do the work - because the work is so important!

It's not every week that someone poops on another person's car, so you know we had to cover it in detail! A man won the lottery in Kentucky and then got arrested in Florida, we learn about the unique way that Chris Burrous died, and we get a sneak peak at The Ron & AI Brian Podcast. Texas is trying to keep litter boxes out of schools, a woman called a 5-year-old the n-word and is making bank off of it, and an Arizona bar showed they haven't forgotten 9/11! We promote Blackstone grills, trash Newark airport, tell college underage drinking stories, and talk about what we're watching!

A man failed at climbing Mt. Fuji (twice), a Southwest flyer pooped in her seat, and Delta passengers had to raise the roof! Trump pardoned a Nevada politician for stealing money to honor a fallen police officer, while also tipping Canada's elections in favor of the Liberal Party. Marcus Lemonis is having a hissy fit over his big flags, we could have a major breakthrough in cancer treatment (if the doctor in charge wasn't detained by ICE), and a former Disney employee gets jail time for hacking their menus! We tell you what we're watching and Brian reads an angry letter from a former listener.

We fight through a number of technical difficulties to bring you Episode 350! Wendy's caught heat for roasting Katy Perry, some missionaries got cholera from holy water, and an OnlyFans model got in trouble for using a grocery store as her personal toilet. Mike Leach had a unique idea to get a first down, two Upstate NY brothers were arrested for two very different yet disgusting sex crimes, and a Catholic Hospital has found the one time when they don't want a fetus to be considered a person! Mickey Rourke got kicked out of the Big Brother UK house, Haley Joel Osment apologized for using antisemitic slurs, Joe Rogan wants the r-word to make a comeback, and the drummer for New Pornographers turned out to be into children. We say goodbye to Pope Francis, tell you what we're watching, and give you another segment in But The Drag Queens Are The Problem!

Brian may have had one too many during the day, but the show must go on! Some Philly pallbearers fell into a grave, KTLA had an unfortunate Twitter incident, and there was some disturbing sex on a NYC subway. Trump wants a military parade for his birthday, China trolled the US over tariffs, and a NY man tried to use an AI lawyer to represent him! Coachella is hell on Earth, the wife of Weezer's bass player got shot, and we discuss the Dominican Republic nightclub tragedy. We have more stories in But The Drag Queens Are The Problem, and Brian answers a Reddit AITA question!

After a two-week hiatus, the boys are back! A mayor accidentally sent an inappropriate video to a colleague, a NJ town added a gangster to their city council, and Ron talks about his jury duty experience! Tariffs are all the rage while the stock market burns. Daniel Tosh was in NYC and Philly, and we were there to see it! We also give you a full rundown of what we're watching.

Brian is across the pond again, but the show must go on! A mass murderer killed his wife during a conjugal visit, two teens peed in a hot pot, and we find out how important your poop schedule is! Speaking of poop, someone smeared it all over a Wayne Gretsky statue, Klarna is partnering with DoorDash to put Americans further into debt, and a Chicago man had a $400K win voided by BetMGM! An Indiana mom beat up her son's bully, a USPS working stole checks from the mail to go to strip clubs, and the Tesla Cybertruck recall wasn't the worst thing about Elon Musk this week.

The boys saw the revival of Glengarry Glen Ross on Broadway, and they've got stories to tell! A mukbang influencer died, people are eating packing peanuts, and Ron tackles the NY Times news quiz. The Dept. of Education fired 1300 employees, Canada could ban PornHub as part of the tariff war, and we talk about what we're watching! Gen Z spills on how they rip off their employers, the client list of a high-end brothel in MA was released, and a funeral home worker got one last bit of justice on a sex offender she was embalming.

We read telegrams from bloodthirsty dictators around the world celebrating Ron on his birthday! We also discuss a Florida substitute teacher that had students beat up on each other, Texas advising parents not to have measles parties, and a stepdad using a unique anatomical defense against his conviction for child molestation. A South Carolina man met his end by firing squad, Texas middle schoolers shared a needle for some self-made tattoos, and we tell you what we're watching! Texas pays more in payday lender fees than the rest of the country, but their Lt. Governor is worried about renaming the New York Strip steak, and we provide an update on the death of Gene Hackman!

We talk about a variety of deaths this week, from a medical emergency in the air to a dad running over his son with farm equipment to measles! There were a number of celebrity deaths as well, and we do our best to eulogize each of them. Tiffany Henyard lost her mayoral primary, teens are dropping are fryers on their feet for social clout, and a Michigan Forest Service worker that voted for Trump found out that he may not have been looking out for her best interests! Trump is interested in anyone willing to pay $5 million for a citizenship Gold Card, Ron tackles a news quiz, and we again try to find drag queens harming children (and fail again).

We discuss the rash of recent plane crashes while also talking plane etiquette. A woman lost her hands trying to get a shark selfie, a 10-year-old nearly paralyzed himself while making a grilled cheese, and we watch video of the Mississippi Lt. Governor collapsing on the Senate floor! Kanye West says he's no longer a Nazi, Taco Bell is offering weddings, and the Yankees make 2 big changes heading into the 2025 season. A boy died by injecting himself with a butterfly, a girl died trying to squat 600 pounds, and a TN serial killer got another life sentence! We talk about what we're watching and we also have three more stories from our But The Drag Queens Are The Problem files!

The Super Bowl as come and gone, and Ron is still your podcast champion! We talk about the game and the championship parade, and we make our early predictions for next year! Bird flu is getting so hot right now, Uncle O'Grimacey is back, and a man strangled his mom because she liked to hook up with a lot of men. A number of Trump followers are finding out how his presidency is negatively impacting their lives, we hope for an asteroid collision in 2032, and a woman is suing Hulk Hogan after getting hit in the head with a can of Real American beer! Kanye West continues to make bad decision, Eric Adams is getting a pass thanks to Trump's DOJ, and JD Vance's 12-year-old cousin is being left off of a transplant list because she isn't vaccinated.

A Canadian man had an unfortunate interaction with the cold ground, an Iowa man got in trouble for using his homemade bar codes at Walmart, and a UK woman was arrested for an offensive bumper sticker! A man lost his legs because he burned his thumb, a man died for choosing rent over medication, and a white kid got away with attempted murder. Ask Brian addresses a Dear Abby question, we talk about what we're watching, and we do our Super Bowl prop bets! We also talk about a New York woman who's been living her best life in Pakistan!

The most antagonistic episode of the year is now available! Marty the Moderator brings the debating heat again this year - can the boys stand the heat of the spotlight? Listen and find out!

The nation's children are in danger, between a day care worker trying to freeze one, NYC-area teachers being inappropriate with them, and a Wisconsin teacher bouncing them on his lap. Bryan Johnson tracked his son's erections, a drug kingpin was arrested in the UK thanks to his wife's social media accounts, and a parking lot attendant got in trouble for putting parking fees in his own pocket. We talk about what we're watching, a cruise ship put their employees in some unfortunate costumes, and a man tried to burn down a strip club!

TikTok was banned (well, for 12 hours) and we discuss how we survived! We've got MRI butt plugs, a falconer with a prosthetic penis, along with the results of the NFL Divisional Games! There's a cease fire between Israel and Hamas, Trump is getting inaugurated, and we mourn the loss of David Lynch and Mr. Baseball. A couple is doing time for abusing their adopted children and a NJ teacher is facing prison time for having a baby with her 13-year-old student!

It's been a hectic week in the US between the L.A. wildfires, Trump wanting to take over the Panama Canal & Greenland, and the pending TikTok ban. Brooke Shields got an unwanted extra from her plastic surgeon, a local sports reporter got busted peeping at Rihanna, and the naughty UK prison guard got sentenced! Rudy Giuliani caught two contempt charges, people are moving out of states where abortion is banned, and we interview our 2024 Death Pool champion. Ron also tests Brian's knowledge on Charity Buzz!

Join us for our first episode of 2025! An airline passenger got pissed off over being pissed on, a teenage poisoned her rival's goat, and we tell you what we're watching. We review our 2024 predictions and tell you what we think will be happening in the coming year. We announce the winner of the 2024 Death Pool and discuss who the favorites for this year's pool are!

It's our last episode of 2024, and we give you a full update on Luigi Mangione! A clown college student gets prison time for a golden gun, a Washington politician is accused of using her position inappropriately, and a man may spend Christmas in prison in Dubai for a Google review. A former NYPD Chief is investigated for a sex-for-overtime scandal, a grandmother was killed by her Sleep Number bed, and we say goodbye to The Amazing Kreskin and Rickey Henderson!

The biggest story of the week was the assassination of the UnitedHealthcare CEO, and we give you the full rundown! Brian's happy with an airline's new rule on carry-ons, two Florida inmates made a baby without every meeting, and we give our opinions on the gig economy. Yoav Gallant was protected by the NYPD, the Hawk Tuah girl might be in trouble with the SEC, and we talk about the Girls Gone Wild docuseries and more in What Are You Watching!

We've got stories from our Thanksgiving holidays, along with some folks that burned their mansion down by frying a turkey and old video of people being inappropriate with a Butterball! We talk about the Israel cease fire, a woman exposed for anti-Semitism at a pro-Israel rally, and a review of everything we're watching.

As we prepare for the Thanksgiving holiday, we discuss blowback over John Stamos' bald cap, Georgia getting rid of everyone on their Maternal Mortality Board, and the Costco guys got a huge pop at AEW! Matt Gaetz may have paid a lot of underaged women for sex, a Russian ballet dancer who criticized Putin had a terrible fall, and Walmart & Lowes may be raising prices due to Trump's tariffs. We talk about what we're watching and we also visit But The Drag Queens Are The Problem!

We give you the rundown on what we've been watching - the biggest show being the Mike Tyson - Jake Paul fight! A man faked his death to get away from his family, Costco recalled butter for the dumbest of reasons, and we share our NFL Picks of the Week. Trump starting picking his Cabinet, The Onion bought InfoWars, and a Philly man stole a forklift and gave us a legendary mugshot!

Tuesday was Election Day, and we have an intensive breakdown of all the elections results! We discuss the road our country is on as we prepare for the downfall of America and civilization in general. It's not all politics, as we also discuss the Colorado Penis Mural, North Korean soldiers getting hooked on porn, and a cyclist who got billed by the very ambulance that ran him over! We also say goodbye to Quincy Jones and Tony Todd, and talk about how Iran tried to get rid of Donald Trump.

The state of New York decided that Peanut the Squirrel needed to die, an elderly man was scammed out of $1 million by someone posing as a WWE Superstar, and a husband caught his wife cheating...with his own brother! Jason Kelce smashed a phone, a Dodgers fan blew off his fingers, and we discuss the most rat infested cities in the US. A couple of influencers died for the 'Gram, a NY woman is facing hate crime charges for pepper spraying her Uber driver, and we've got our NFL Locks of the Week! Election Day is this week, and conspiracy theories are at play, which leads to a discussion of literacy in America.

This week, we've got sex-starved dolphins, a pending pardon for the Menendez brothers, and Rudy Giuliani is losing most of his stuff! A woman went overboard for Taylor Swift, a Kentucky politician drove his tractor into a pool, and a teenage Walmart employee was killed in a tragic workplace accident. Brian attended the NY Liberty parade, we have a follow up on the Ravens fan who went looking for a fight, and we tell you what we're watching! In our "But The Drag Queens Are The Problem" segment, we have a teacher, a baseball coach, a principal, and a church leader all behaving badly, but still no drag queens.

The Yankees are back in the World Series, and Ron & Brian are here for it! A teacher and a cop moonlighted as pimps, a TikTokker was confused by the Greek flag, and Trump used a McDonald's for a photo op. A school bus driver let a 7-year-old drive, a Christian school staffer paid students to film porn, and a correction officer groomed an inmate! A farewell card led to a lawsuit, robot vacuums are being hacked, and should tuna be allowed on a plane? We lost Liam Payne and a Hamas leader (not in the same incident), a Ravens fan behaved badly, and the WNBA is set to lose $40 million!

Hurricanes are so hot right now! We discuss the impact of Helene and Milton, and talk about a Tennessee factory that may have put profits ahead of its employees' lives. A man is going to prison for cloning a super-sheep, sex offenders in Missouri no longer need to put out "No Candy" signs at Halloween, and we discuss the legacy of Ronald Reagan and Jimmy Carter! A woman was eaten by a shark while on vacation in Thailand, a mayor in Mexico lost his head 6 days into his term, and a doctor tried to kill his mom's partner. 60 Minutes trolled Donald Trump, Elon Musk licked Trump's boots, and we try to figure out what Joker 2 is all about! We have more teachers behaving badly with students, a Minnesota mom abusing multiple young boys, and Brian is once again heading abroad! 

Some artists work with paint, some with clay - this week we talk about a brave soul who uses human urine to speak about society. A Kensington boy found out you shouldn't bring a toy gun to a real gun party, a Trump supporter paid $4K to break a Taylor Swift guitar, and there was a fake Crumbl Cookies pop-up in Australia! We've got stories in But The Drag Queens Are The Problems and F Around And Find Out, we talk about what we're watching, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week. We saw Dave Hill at the Soho Playhouse, we discuss the aftermath of Hurricane Helene, and Brian is still sick!

A US woman uses a machine to help unalive herself, a woman gets arrested trying to sneak her kids into Disney, and a woman was concerned about her sweaty son, who was hiding a dying woman in his RV! We give you our NFL Locks of the Week, discuss what we're watching, and we've got another amazing story from Ron's local Facebook page. Brian has questions about Hezbollah and Hurricane Helene, Ryan Routh's son has some legal problems of his own, and we talk about our trip to AEW Grand Slam!

We're fascinated by this week's exploding pager story and give you the full breakdown! P. Diddy was arrested, Mark Robinson's disturbing comment history came to light, and Mike Lindell was more disturbing that usual. A Florida sheriff accidentally killed his girlfriend, a Kentucky sheriff purposely killed a judge, and hot weather killed a man running in a Disney marathon! A Georgia woman died as a result of the state's abortion ban, we give you our NFL Locks of the Week, and Ron shares an argument from his local Facebook page.

It's been quite the week in politics, between the Presidential Debate and someone else trying to take a shot at Trump. The Haitians allegedly are eating pets and you can't sent Jimmy to school without fear of him being operated on! Dave Grohl had an affair and fathered a child, a Colorado city councilman shot a teen trying to take photos, and a State Senator injured her chief of staff during forced sex acts. We give you our NFL Locks of the Week, an Arizona couple spent a lot of money trying to get back into an exclusive Disney club, and a man is wanted for lewd behavior in New Jersey!

People took advantage of a Chase ATM glitch, which actually ended up being a federal crime! A Florida doctor killed a patient by removing the wrong organ and a Florida State fan made a really bad wager on their football team. A man is pooping on porches in Louisville, a Wells Fargo employee died at her desk and wasn't found for almost half a week, and Ilona Maher is on the cover of the SI swimsuit edition! Animal sacrifices are up in Queens, a fat cat from Russia made the news, and we discuss the fake Kamala Harris-Philadelphia Eagles ads. A Philly couple decided to drive their car into the river (but make it sexy), NFL Locks of the Week are back, and we tell you what we're watching!

A woman went to jail for breaking the Applebee's All-You-Can-Eat code, a man had an unwelcome encounter with a snake on the toilet, and a man was kicked off of a plane for a bloody scalp! We have follow up stories on the brother jailed in Dubai and Disney trying to get a wrongful death case thrown out, we discuss Ron's visit to NYC this past weekend, and we've got film reviews for Hollywood Shuffle and Longlegs. George Santos pled guilty, a gay couple got beat up at Shake Shack, a judge had sex with his baliffs, and Ron saw the boss!

We review the masterpiece that is the 1986 Sylvester Stallone film, "Cobra"! A Florida doctor got in trouble for not wearing hearing aids during a colonoscopy, Disney is trying to use their streaming service to get out of a wrongful death case, and a nuclear sub captain filmed a porno on his sub. A man tried to give a 4-month-old gasoline to drink, a couple killed a 6-year-old, and a Tennessee couple locked an autistic child in a trunk. We mourn the loss of Jack Russell, a woman got jail time for stealing chicken wings, and we applaud a woman with no arms that can now drive!

A discussion of a weekend at Ron's and a viewing of Con Air leads to talk of Nicolas Cage's filmography and 80s/90s movies! We recap the 2024 Summer Olympics, we have a follow up on the woman chained to a tree in India, and we talk about our worst work email experiences. Astronauts are stuck in space, Nassau County banned masks, and a Mississippi lawyer gave us an all-time mugshot! We also talk about the dangers of dancing on rooftops and getting your luggage at the airport.

Two brothers are trapped in Dubai after making some questionable partying choices. We talk about a 340 lb. woman who killed her foster son, an American woman that ended up tied to a tree in India, and we say goodbye to a Hamas leader! The Olympics are never-ending, and we have stories about the disgusting Seine, a boxer being misgendered, Flavor Flav's generosity, and a British rugby player being a tad bit racist. There's a lot of public masturbation in NYC, a NJ man got arrested for being too high on a flight, and we reminisce on our days eating at Denny's. 

We're all about the Paris Olympics, including the controversy over the opening ceremony, TikTok sweetheart Ilona Maher, and a judo competitor that got a dose of karma! A NJ man killed a seagull for stealing fries, a Philly woman shot a baby, and a pedophile shot himself. There was another unjustified police shooting in Illinois, an elderly man is missing due to the CrowdStrike outage, and teens want broccoli cuts for some reason! We've got a question for Dr. Ron, a man survived a coma just to be hit by a car, and a gas station employee tried to steal a million dollar ticket!

We thought we were done talking politics, but then Joe Biden had to announce he was dropping out of the race! The Trump shooting was so last week, but we look at the RNC, complete with fake ear bandages and Matt Gaetz' disturbing new face. Costco food buckets are on sale, the KC Royals are rolling out an apocalyptic taco, and the Apex Stegosaurus auction proved that some people have too much money! Ingrid Andress sang so bad it put her in rehab, a Brazilian Instagram influencer is going to jail for human trafficking, and we've got a couple of fatal hotel stories. We also give you an Ask Brian and What Are You Watching! 

Someone tried to end the election early in PA, a man was VERY inappropriate in a Philly Dollar Tree, and a FL woman sparked a riot at a skating rink. Alec Baldwin's case got thrown out, Mike Gundy defended a DUI, and Brendan DuBois showed how not to hide that you have child porn! We discuss a list of wedding rules, Sketch's OnlyFans past came to light, and Americans can now buy ammo from a vending machine. There was a number of passing this week, so we review Celebrity Obits and see how they affected the Death Pool standings!

We explore the mystery of the poop in Gwyneth Paltrow's guest bedroom, a grad student was burned in an unfortunate place by his hair removal cream, and Joe Biden faced more calls to drop out of the race. We tell you what we're watching, Target won't be accepting personal checks anymore, and a man made a fatal mistake on July 4th! Lyft is getting sued for a driver exposing himself, Susan Smith thinks she's getting paroled later this year, and we've got another edition of Ask Ron!

We discuss this week's Presidential Debate and the pending collapse of our country. A woman called the cops to get out of a first date, a student was caught defrauding Lehigh University, and the Kyle Filipowski draft saga once again proved the power of the internet! Oklahoma and Louisiana put religion over education despite being amongst the worst in the country, the World's Tallest Dog passed away, and the World's Tallest Model went to court. We talk about a problematic professor, NY and Philly sports, and The Bear!

The Hawk Tuah girl was everywhere this week, so we put a little bit of our twist on that thang! There's a new security camera complete with paintball gun, a Philly Little League in disarray, and Chuck Schumer tries to make us believe he knows how to grill. A woman's nasty pillow breeds internet outrage, we review the price of beer at the NFL stadiums, and we've got Celebrity Obits! We also give you a breakdown on what we're watching!

Joey Chestnut is out of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, but has a big money showdown with Kobayashi on Netflix! A server lost her job for filming a man on a strange date, a political candidate in Texas got caught being racist towards himself, and a California woman was killed by a black bear with a grudge. Lilly Gaddis got rejected by the left and the right, there's another dumb TikTok challenge, and we have a follow up on the creepy Oregon dad that drugged his daughter's friends at a sleepover! We also sent out 40th birthday wishes to everyone's favorite moderator, Marty!

Ron & Brian give a recap of the charity event they attended over the weekend, a PA crossing guard was arrested for giving drugs to middle schoolers, and a NJ trooper was fired for a problematic neck tattoo. A remote tribe in the Amazon did exactly what you thought they might do when they got the internet, an NFL player is being sued for revenge porn, and some Texas professors are trying to be the worst people in the state! An MLB player was banned for betting (poorly) on baseball, a NJ high school yearbook had a potentially anti-Semitic omission, and an Orlando hotel had inflatable bondage animals! We follow up on the story of the Michigan man with license problems, and a Mississippi trooper lost her job for sharing sex videos.

Brian gets a new nickname, Trump is officially a felon, and we discuss what we're watching! Nicki Minaj live-streamed her arrest, a man went viral for driving with a suspended license, and another billionaire wants to recreate the Titanic. A Kentucky family shared their vacation info on Facebook, and you can guess what happened next! North Korea made use of trash balloons, a drag queen won a defamation suit against a blogger, and a San Diego cop made some bad decisions with a woman he had detained. We follow up on the Robert Pickton story, a man failed a steakhouse challenge, and so much more!