Scared All The Time

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys are joined by Sarge and Dave from Cryptid Cocktail Party to take a deep dive into the history of shark attacks, the most vicious on record, and the possibility that the Megalodon - one of the largest predators of all time - still lurks in our planet's waters. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:57 - Housekeeping 00:04:21 - We're talking Shark Attacks with Cryptid Cocktail Party 00:17:09 - Are Your Afraid of the Shark? 00:27:37 - History of Shark Attacks 00:35:56 - Jersey Shore Shark Attacks 00:57:59 - WWII Shark Attacks 01:05:09 - Jaws 01:11:06 - The Bite Heard Round the World 01:15:54 - The Megalodon 01:32:28 - The Meg Sighting 01:36:33 - The Meg Tooth 01:40:31 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? Now you can SUPPORT THE SHOW and get new SATT content EVERY WEEK for as little as 5 BONES per month by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys kick off their SUMMER OF FEAR with a terrifying trip through the microscopic world of brain eating amoeba. Go behind the headlines to learn what exactly these things can do to your brain, how common they are, and what you can do to keep yourself safe. (Hint: stay out of the water.) Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:22 - Summer of Fear and New Patreon Pricing 00:07:27 - We're Talking Brain-Eating Amoebas 00:11:38 - What is a Brain-Eating Amoeba? 00:26:11 - Expanded Perspective Ad 00:26:16 - Study of the Death-Moeba 00:41:52 - How it Kills 00:54:13 - Acanthamoeba 00:57:34 - Grave Yard Tales Ad 00:58:32 - The Case of Kali Hardig 01:07:02 - More Horror Stories 01:12:31 - Amoebas and Climate Change  01:16:41 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and get new SATT content EVERY WEEK for as little as 5 BONES per month by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys lose their minds on a meth bender through time and space. From the origins of the drug in the reeds of a 125 million year old plant, to its powerful effects on the body and mind, to a tale of a trip so wild it borders on the supernatural, this episode just might keep you up for days. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:32 - 5-Star Reviews, Letter From a Fan, Producer Roll Call 00:09:25 - We're Talking Meth 00:14:16 - What is Meth 00:21:42 - History of Meth 00:40:05 - Formulation of Meth 00:42:40 - WWII Meth 00:49:37 - Post-War Meth 01:02:56 - Math and Meth 01:13:31 - Super Meth 01:19:11 - Meth Psychosis 01:22:38 - Albert John Ackerman 01:34:22 - St. Jimmy's Meth Psychosis 01:49:45 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

DISCLAIMER: THIS BONUS EPISODE IS FILLED WITH SPOILERS FOR THE FILM, “SINNERS,” SO DO NOT LISTEN TO IT BEFORE SEEING THE FILM. With everyone talking about Sinners these days, it felt weird that it doesn't come up in our Vampires episode, so Ed assembled a crack team of previous SATT guests to have a candid, barely fang-deep chat about the smash hit vampire film… and with Chris unavailable... may God help us. Huge thanks to Pat Casey, Josh Miller, and Jackson Stewart for returning to SATT HQ at a moment's notice. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys team up with writer/director Jackson Stewart for a stake-deep dive into the heart of vampires. From ancient monsters to modern cinema, this episode drags it all from the shadows and into the light.   Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:09 - Housekeeping 00:03:50 - Meet Jackson Stewart 00:04:51 - We're talking Vampires 00:11:48 - First Vampires You Remember and Kid's Horror  00:19:59 - Impromptu history of Nosferatu 00:24:13 - Bram Stroker's Rules 00:26:26 - Arabic Proto-Vampires 00:29:20 - Egyptian Proto-Vampire 00:32:41 - Mesopotamian Vampires 00:35:17 - Canon Film Group Aside 00:37:21 - Mesopotamian Vampires Continued  00:41:16 - African Vampires 00:46:22 - Asian Vampires and the Aswang 00:49:45 - Vampires Of The Americas 00:59:47 - Vampires Ready For The Big Screen 01:05:06 - The Highgate Vampire 01:27:51 - Mercy Brown 01:46:20  - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys book tickets on the USS SCARED and take a doomed vacation through the world of cruises. All aboard for stops at the Titanic, COVID vessels, and the haunted Queen Mary! Warning: No refunds. All fares final. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:27 - Housekeeping 00:04:19 - Five Star Reviews 00:08:17 - Find Out Who Finds Us Guest-Worthy 00:12:16 - We're Talking Cruises 00:13:56 - Scary Cruise Movies 00:22:45 - Cruise Experiences 00:30:09 - A Brief History Of Cruises 00:43:38 - The Titanic 00:57:03 - Scary Titanic Facts 01:01:23 - Futility, or the Wreck of the Titan 01:04:31 - The Queen Mary II 01:09:00 - Covid at Sea 01:21:29 - The (OG) Queen Mary 01:35:36  - The Fear Tier  NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys get meta - talking about sleep deprivation while experiencing sleep deprivation. It's a mind melting, sense scrambling journey through a kind of hell that only exists in nightmares. If you can get to sleep at all... Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:42 - Housekeeping with Producer Roll Call 00:05:23 - We're Talking Sleep Deprivation 00:07:47 - Working Overnight Shifts 00:13:44 - Sleepless Steroids 00:16:43 - A Brief History Of Sleep 00:28:59 - Biphasic Sleep 00:36:40 - The Stages of Sleep 00:51:33 - Sleep Deprivation by the Numbers 00:54:30 - Workplace Safety Aside 00:56:49 - Sleep Deprivation by the Numbers Continued 01:09:36 - Records Were Made to be Broken 01:20:21 - Retiring Rats and Fatal Families 01:29:25 - The Sad Story of Michael Corke 01:37:41  - The Fear Tier  NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, comedian Mike Recine joins the boys to discuss his greatest fear: chimp-assisted genital detachment syndrome. The trio tackle the dangerous combination of cuteness and aggression in chimpanzees, their evolutionary victories over humans, and what happens when our worlds collide in spectacularly violent ways. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:47 - Housekeeping 00:06:16 - We're Talking Chimps 00:17:07 - Chimp Strength 00:22:45 - Genetic Similarity To Humans 00:25:13 - Andrew Oberle Attack 00:31:25 - The Hanging of the Hartlepool Monkey  00:33:52 - The Science Of Primate Genetics 00:37:46 - Aggression In Chimpanzees 00:46:15 - Human Impact On Chimp Violence 00:49:26 - Chimp Attack - aka The Worst Story I've ever heard 01:09:02 - The Worst Story Ever Told has a Twist 01:13:21 - The Worst Story Ever Told has ANOTHER twist 01:15:41 - The Fear Tier  NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM. You can find Mike, and all he's up to, at: https://www.mikerecinecomedy.com/

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. Sparked by the recent wildfires that threatened Chris' home, America's favorite scaredy cats explore these powerful and destructive forces. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:26 - Housekeeping 00:06:24 - Producer Roll Call 00:09:00 - We're Talking Wildfires 00:21:36 - Play it Again Theatre 00:27:55 - What are Wildfires? 00:32:19 - The Santa Ana Winds 00:44:23 - Embers 00:49:56 - Climate Change  00:53:13 - Mars Aside 00:55:00 - Climate Change Continued 00:57:20 - Most Destructive Wildfire in History 01:02:21 - 2nd Most Destructive Wildfire in History 01:05:43 - All in Good Fun Yankee Candle Aside 01:07:58 - 2020 California Fires 01:09:17 - The Camp Fire 01:15:24 - The Deadliest Wildfire in American History 01:16:16 - An Aside About The News 01:18:53 - America's Deadliest Wildfire Continued 01:23:51 - Preparing for Wildfires 01:29:37 - The Fear Tier  NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM -- AND GET 50% off your first month when signing up an time in MARCH 2025.

With a newborn baby keeping Chris from getting a slick new episode finished, we've decided to share one of our premium monthly live shows with the public for the very first time. And not just any episode. The VERY FIRST episode! Back when we were young and dumb and a technical abomination. It was a real learning experience, and only got better from there. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Housekeeping and Explainer 00:05:47 - The Doomsday Fish Hath Spoken 00:08:18 - SATT Live! Episode 01 00:09:18 - Audience Welcome and Check-In 00:18:43 - Moose Are Gonna Moose 00:30:19 - Emotional Support Gators 00:45:39 - Square Update 00:50:06 - Getting Ready for Monster Fest 00:54:49 - Turbulent Terror 00:59:55 - Roadtrip to Ohio 01:05:56 - Live is Live - Ed Pees 01:09:25 - If it's Boeing, Maybe You're Not Going 01:26:23 - Monster of the Susquehanna 01:29:34 - Thoughts on the First Episode 01:34:08 - Wrap Up  You can find the FULL ORIGINAL STREAM with corresponding chapters embedded as a companion to this audio-only version RIGHT HERE. This episode has no show notes, but here's cell phone footage of Ellis Paul -- that singer-songwriter Ed was talking about -- singing about Homer, AK. And the Mary Roach books someone recommended were Fuzz: When Nature Breaks the Law and Animal Vegetable Criminal.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys turn to religious texts, doctors, and the people who claim to have gone, to get a better idea of just how many hells they might have waiting for them. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:28 - Baby Felix Update 00:09:56 - Producer Roll Call 00:11:58 - We're Talking Going to Hell 00:36:30 - What is Hell? 00:39:14 - Muslim Hell 00:52:08 - Buddhist Hell 00:55:02 - Hindu Hell 00:59:00 - Sikh Hell 01:01:07 - Jewish Hell 01:07:23 - Evolution of Hell 01:07:55 - Assassin's Creed Aside 01:09:04 - Evolution of Hell Continued 01:16:09 - Satan 01:22:26 - Hellish Near-Death Experiences  01:34:54 - Howard and the Hospital From Hell 01:43:26 - Common Responses to Hellish NDE's 02:04:38 - The Fear Tier  NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys begin a new series exploring bad trips - starting with what can happen when an LSD experience goes wrong. Get ready to get scrambled! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:19 - Housekeeping 00:02:43 - We're Talking Bad Trips 00:09:17 - Personal Trips w/ Chris 00:23:31 - Personal Trips w/ Ed 00:36:21 - First Time Aside  00:40:11 - The History of Ergot 00:50:06 - Ergot meets Hofmann 00:53:49 - The Creation of LSD 00:57:40 - Hofmann's Bike Ride 01:06:08 - The 60's 01:18:38 - A Long and Lousy Time on LSD 01:34:38 - A Grisly Disclaimer 01:36:36 - End of Grisly Talk 01:46:18 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them.  This week, the boys ascend to horrifying heights and plunge to life-ending lows as they learn all about how elevators can crush, maim, and kill. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:32 - Housekeeping 00:03:32 - We're Talking Elevator Disasters 00:17:11 - Elevator Disasters in Movies 00:21:39 - Elevator History 00:31:34 - Elevator Safety 00:39:38 - The Worst Elevator Accidents in History 00:49:15 - The Worst Non-Mining Elevator Accident 00:52:53 - The Worst Workplace Elevator Accident 00:58:43 - US Elevator Accidents Since 2019 01:11:19 - Surviving an Elevator Accident 01:20:37 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys trust no one in their exploration of gang stalking, a phenomenon experienced by thousands of innocent victims. Who is behind it? What do they want? And what happens if they decide to stalk you next? Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:37 - Housekeeping 00:07:45 - We're Talking Gang Stalking 00:15:57 - First of Many Disclaimers 00:17:30 - Still Talking Gang Stalking 00:23:18 - Understanding Gang Stallking  00:23:19 - Early Stories of Gang Stalking 00:28:19 - Magic Mind 00:31:55 - Early Stories of Gang Stalking Continued 00:53:14 - Real Gang Stalking - Government Edition 01:03:59 - Ed Thinks National Security is Tricky 01:09:46 - Microwave Weapons 01:25:07 - Real Gang Stalking - Corporate Edition 01:31:21 - If You Are Being Gang Stalked 01:49:28 - Last of Many Disclaimers 01:51:01 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM. And don't forget, you can get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with with our link: https://www.magicmind.com/scaredjan #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. Still affected by the fires, the boys have put together a very special episode to hold you over. AMA-Palooza is a collection of answers to the fans' most pressing questions about monsters, movies, frogs, and the rest of life's little miracles. NOTE: This collects AMA's 1-3 from SATT Premium. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:41 - AMA 1 (originally released 05/30/24) 00:04:33 - Which cryptid(s) would you most want to run into in the wild? 00:10:09 - How many U.S. dollars would you require to face your current highest ranked (nonfatal) Fear Tier fear? 00:19:37 - Are either of you afraid of premature death? 00:23:01 - Why does Chris love frogs, and why does Ed hate them? 00:28:21 - If you could pick any supernatural, paranormal, or “spoopy” creature to real, what would you pick? 00:39:11 - A question… about Psychopaths. 00:53:03 - AMA 2 (originally released 07/05/24) 00:55:00 - What's behind Ed's disdain for the frogs? 00:57:03 - Are either of you afraid of heights? 01:04:14 - What spooky/creepy place would you refuse to enter? And would you spend the night? 01:14:12 - Would you ever visit a paranormal place to cover it, like a Sallie House AL ep? 01:18:58 - Do you have plans to have a female guest on to tackle female-specific fears? 01:20:50 - Will there be Monster Fest content and Merch? You can get merch RIGHT HERE! 01:23:06 - AMA 3 (originally released 08/15/24) 01:24:24 - Underrated Horror Favorites? 01:34:30 - Werewolves? 01:39:00 - Overrated horror movies? 01:46:37 - Favorite Horror Movie or Genre 01:50:26 - What horror WON'T you watch? 01:58:27 - How do you feel about the term Life Affirming? 02:01:28 - What's the last movie you were afraid enough to take a break from? 02:08:20 - Have you ever been scared of TV horror? NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. This episode has no show notes, but here's that clip with the olives Ed was talking about: Bring Out The Olives!  Want more stuff like this from SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

We weren't supposed to have an episode this week, but with everyone reaching out to check in on us, we wanted to get on mic to let you know that we're currently safe, and with Chris still under evacuation orders, we thought we'd also give you a short peek into what evacuating from a fire is like.

This week, the boys take a drive over the scariest bridges in the world: failing ones. Which it turns out is actually lots of them. How bad is the situation? And what happens when these architectural marvels finally break down? Plus: how to survive a bridge collapse! Sort of. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:13 - Housekeeping 00:09:49 - We're Talking Bridge Collapses 00:24:20 - A Meander Through Bridge Collapses in TV and Movies 00:27:59 - Fear of a Final Destination - The Next Great Idea 00:32:11 - BeliefHole 00:34:24 - Bridge History 00:48:46 - Bridges Be Crumbling 00:58:02 - Silver Bridge of Point Pleasant 01:20:36 - Why Do Bridges Collapse? 01:30:21 - How to survive a bridge collapse 01:38:46 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them.  This week, the Hose Boys kick off Season Five by dialing the clocks back almost a quarter century to the night of Dec. 31st, 1999. Y2K was on everyone's lips. Society was going to collapse at the stroke of midnight. How did we manage to survive? And how long until the next digital disaster? Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:07 - Housekeeping 00:06:17 - 5-Star Review Corner 00:10:40 - We're Talking Y2K 00:15:32 - Y2K basics 00:22:15 - HelloFresh 00:23:52 - How the Problem Started 00:34:39 - Y2K Etymology and linguistics 00:40:29 - Y2K in Pop Culture 00:44:24 - BetterHelp 00:46:05 - Y2K in Pop Culture Continued 00:59:40 - All Hands on Deck 01:03:24 - After Midnight 01:10:24 - The Fix 01:17:17 - Mini Y2Ks and AI 01:26:52 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys say "RIP God Bless" to Season Four with a super-sized return to the Fear of The Unknown series. From bridge beasts to frog men, the boys examine some unusual cryptids that rarely make headlines. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:30 - Housekeeping 00:07:35 - We're Talking Cryptids 00:17:49 - Matrix Aside 00:22:14 - We're Talking Cryptids Continued  00:23:42 - The Bloop 00:40:14 - The Slide Rock Bolter 00:51:18 - The Sandown Clown 01:13:29 - The Loveland Frogman 01:37:18 - Kasai Rex 01:58:57 - The Pope Lick Goatman 02:15:15 - Old Ned 02:28:38 - Ug Wug 02:36:41 - Wrap Up NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys swing by the bodega to buy a ticket to financial freedom -- only to find out that winning the lottery can put them straight into an early grave. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:18 - Housekeeping 00:05:30 - We're Talking Winning The Lottery 00:20:15 - Popularity of The Lottery 00:24:57 - History of The Lottery 00:34:11 - BetterHelp 00:36:28 - HelloFresh 00:38:49 - History of The Lottery Continued 00:52:21 - Sometimes When You Win, You Lose 00:55:17 - Jack Whittaker 01:05:50 - Abraham Shakespeare 01:26:04 - Evelyn Adams 01:39:07 - Why Does This Happen to People? 01:45:43 - How it Could Ruin Our Lives 01:51:22 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys explore a fear of earthquakes that looms over their daily lives in Southern California. But not just any earthquake. The Big One. What will it be like when it hits? Will the boys survive? Only one way to find out! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:13 - Housekeeping 00:09:04 - We're Talking The Big One 00:22:54 - Lots Angeles Aside 00:25:55 - The Big One Continued 00:27:02:- What to do in an Earthquake 00:31:02 - Tsunami Talk 00:38:33 - What is the Big One? 00:51:18 - What will it do? 01:25:37 - After The Shaking Stops 01:38:00 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Chris and Ed open the inbox one last time to close out the week of too many treats. Thanks for joining us on this 5 episodes in 5 days run to celebrate our anniversary. We'll probably start answering e-mails more quickly now! 

The week of too many treats continues with ALL HAT MAN ALL THE TIME (plus one little bonus story in there).  So join us as we go through a bunch of listener-submitted stories chronicling their potential run-ins with the man himself.

If you listen to the show, then you know we're the pits when it comes to e-mail. It's part that we're bad about checking, and part that we get overwhelmed when we do. So we thought it would be fun (aka: a long grueling chore) to spend our anniversary trying to make up for year of un-replied to e-mails — RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.  Let's open the inbox and hit send on the first of 3 listener-engagement-ridden Anniversary BONUS EPISODES.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. Inspired by horrifying Halloween rumors of Satanic sacrifice on All Hallow's Eve, the boys take a look back at human sacrifice throughout the centuries. Who practiced it? Why? And what benefits did it really offer society? The answers might shock you.  Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:15 - Housekeeping 00:10:41 - We're Talking Jack O'Lanterns 00:17:08 - Jack O'Lantern History 00:35:25 - The Why Files 00:37:07 - Jack O'Lantern History Continued 00:53:31 - Pumpkin Chaos 01:03:09 - 10 Crimes Committed in a Pumpkin Patch 01:22:10 - Morgue Chocolates 01:35:09 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM. HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Chris and Ed get up to trouble when looking for episode ideas in the Midnight Library in this Astonishing Legends Network crossover. Will they be successful at finding any? Or at acting? Find out in the Scared All The Time version of the Midnight Library crossover.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. Inspired by horrifying Halloween rumors of Satanic sacrifice on All Hallow's Eve, the boys take a look back at human sacrifice throughout the centuries. Who practiced it? Why? And what benefits did it really offer society? The answers might shock you.  Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:26 - Housekeeping 00:03:10 - We're Talking Human Sacrifice 00:06:52 - What Is It? 00:11:04 - Why Do It? 00:19:48 - How Old Is It? 00:28:57 - Fissured Fred 00:39:23 - Mass Sacrifice 00:41:16 - SinsterHood 00:42:25 - Mass Sacrifice 00:48:03 - Willing Human Sacrifice 00:50:01 - Willing Incans 00:56:50 - Egyptians On Retainer 01:04:12 - Buried Armies 01:10:22 - Taking Away The Sins Of The World  01:17:25 - Sacrifice To The Morning Star 01:32:13 - Modern Sacrifice Thoughts 01:34:34 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys take a haunted trip around the world to explore the history of the child-eating monster known as the boogeyman. From Michael Myers to pirates to sack-men to an ancient serial killer with the wealth of a billionaire and a body count for the history books, Chris and Ed leave no stone unturned and no closet un-opened in this one. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:24 - Housekeeping 00:05:44 - We're Talking The Boogeyman… for a while. 00:35:56 - Boogeyman World Origins 00:47:12 - Black Man 00:51:22 - Bugis 00:56:38 - Lamia 01:11:42 - El Cucuy 01:16:22 - Bag Men 01:19:16 - Other International Boogeymen 01:23:33 - English and Native American Boogeymen 01:27:24 - Gilles de Rais (disclaimer story) 01:38:02 - End of disclaimer story  01:39:47 - Other Historical Boogeymen 01:42:58 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys are joined by Ally Malinenko, author of the upcoming middle grade horror book Broken Dolls, to talk about the scariest toy ever created: Dolls! From the uncanny valley, to Victorian doll funerals and the Reborn doll craze, they'll sift through the toy box to discover what makes dolls so scary. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:24 - Housekeeping 00:02:48 - Meet Ally Malinenko 00:08:42 - We're Talking Dolls 00:13:59 - The Uncanny Valley 00:29:04 - A Robots Aside 00:32:33 - The Uncanny Valley Continued 00:37:14 - A History of Dolls 00:39:11 - They Give us the Creeps 00:54:08 - Reborn Dolls 01:02:00 - Creepy Doll Media 01:15:02 - Okiku's Smile 01:18:56 - Wish Upon a Hinnagami 01:25:28 - The Wonderful World of Ally 01:26:49 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys go sicko mode and come down with a case of necrotizing fasciitis...better known as flesh-eating bacteria. They cover the symptoms, the consequences, and what it takes to survive one of the deadliest diseases known to man. Plus: sepsis survivor stories! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:27 - Housekeeping 00:06:49 - We're Talking Flesh-Eating Bacteria 00:10:04 - Cabin Fever 00:16:04 - Nico gets Necrotic 00:20:00 - Necrotizing Fasciitis 00:29:31 - Tranq 00:32:49 - The History of Flesh-Eating Diseases  00:41:32 - What Happens to the Infected 00:44:50 - FEB Survivor Stories 00:49:22 - The Case of the Red Leg 00:59:37 - Gross-ish Part 1 Starts  01:00:28 - Gross-ish Part 1 Ends  01:05:45 - Gross-ish Part 2 Starts  01:11:31 - Gross-ish Part 2 Ends  01:16:33 - Elenor Follow-Up 01:22:10 - Sepsis 01:25:00 - Sepsis Survivor Stories 01:28:15 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, they gaze deeply into the myths, legends, and scary games surrounding mirrors and are horrified at what gazes back. If you've ever wanted to summon the demonic mirror version of yourself, this is the episode for you! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:14 - Housekeeping 00:08:51 - We're Talking Mirrors 00:12:39 - Bloody Mary 00:17:42 - Lady Spades 00:36:24 - Good Movies, B ad Director Aside 00:39:11 - The Three Kings 00:52:00 - The Devil Game 00:58:20 - Caputo Study and Troxler Effect 01:03:37 - Mirror Origins 01:16:55 - John Dee 01:26:53 - Mirror Phobias 01:40:27 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, they explore the causes and consequences of one of nature's cruelest traps: the sinkhole. Equal parts science and tragedy, these natural disasters can appear out of nowhere and wreak havoc. They can also create incredible new worlds in some of the most isolated environments on Earth. Also featuring a musical dispatch from the hills of North Carolina! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:23 - Housekeeping 00:04:51 - We're Talking Sinkholes 00:06:32 - Lake Taco 00:13:22 - The Science of Sinkholes 00:18:18 - The Heavenly Pit 00:22:24 - Sima Humboldt 00:28:11 - Eating a Bedroom 00:32:04 - Eating a Neighborhood  00:39:39 - Eating Classic Cars 00:44:56 - Eating Your Vacation 00:47:33 - Eating Passerbyers 00:51:05 - Feeding Lake Peigneur 01:00:15 - Feeding The Grandfather 01:04:17 - Centralia Check-In 01:12:17 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. And show notes for every episode can now be found on our website. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. In the Season Four premiere, the boys have a paranoid, existential crisis as they prepare to meet their maker in one of the scariest ways possible - instantaneously. Plus: Quantum Immortality. Does it live up to its reputation as one of the most dangerous theories in the world? Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:38 - Roadtrip Thanks-A-Thon 00:04:57 - Ed's CAR WRECK 00:09:05 - Chris's BIG NEWS 00:11:48 - Near Sudden Deaths 00:18:43 - The Philosophy of Sudden Death 00:25:40 - The Straight Dope on Dying Suddenly 00:32:34 - A Natural Sudden Death? 00:34:32 - An Axe Attack Detour 00:42:02 - Aneurysms  00:54:53 - Sudden Cardiac Arrest 01:01:56 - Party Bus Disaster 01:04:38 - Toxic Potatoes 01:07:23 - Garage Door Springs 01:11:26 - Quantum Immortality 01:29:17 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys close out Season Three with the first installment of Scared All The Time: Fear of The Unknown. Using his second grade research as a guide, Chris takes Ed back to the first sighting of Nessie, examines the highs and lows of monster photography, and illustrates how eyewitness sightings can change drastically over time.  Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:14 - Housekeeping w/ Producer Roll Call 00:06:59 - Introducing The Loch Ness Monster 00:16:07 - Chris's Favorite Cryptid  00:18:48 - Return of True But Strange Unsolved Mysteries 00:21:33 - Saint Columba 00:30:56 - Loch Ness Photo File 00:33:59 - Robert Rhines 00:48:00 - Naming the Monster 00:58:08 - Rhines' Dolphin Party 01:01:58 - Frank Searle 01:14:28 - The Lachlan Stuart Photo   01:16:22 - Alex Campbell 01:32:35 - Inverness in our Dreams 01:35:54 - The “Is It Here” Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, poison's on the menu. From Ed's surprising connections to these killer concoctions, to a story of college alcohol poisoning that is as hilarious as it is horrifying, to a rundown of the most dangerous toxins in the world, this episode's so good it should be illegal. Just like every chemical mentioned in the episode! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:11 - Housekeeping 00:06:15 - Introducing Poison 00:10:24 - Drug and Alcohol Poisoning 00:20:30 - The Ten Most Potent Spirits in the World 00:34:54 - Isopropyl Alcohol 00:38:47 - Methanol Poisoning 00:19:04 - College Alcohol Poisoning 00:50:22 - Historical Poisons 01:04:04 - Poisons in Nature 01:08:59 - More Historical Poisons 00:45:33 - Five Deadliest Modern Poisons 01:42:53 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, they get on their hands and knees and squeeze into the world of caves. Deep, dark, wet, creature-and-death filled caves. Warning to the claustrophobic: you might want to listen to this one outside. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:42 - Housekeeping 00:07:00 - ATWWD Mystery! 00:08:28 - Cave Check-In 00:11:18 - Cave Media 00:15:46 - Pennsylvania Caves 00:19:04 - The Pennsylvania Hermit 00:24:04 - A Harrowing Hermit Origin Story 00:36:12 - Cave Treasure 00:45:33 - Cave Facts! 00:52:45 - What Lives in Caves (Minus Bats) 01:05:07 - Desert Shrimp Aside 01:07:24 - The Mossdale Cavern Disaster 01:14:14 - The Cave Beneath Phoganica Bay 01:20:58 - Nutty Putty Cave (The Worst Death Imaginable) 01:37:05 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, they grit their teeth and hang on as twisters hit the studio. What powers these terrifying tempests? How big can they really get? And are they here to destroy America...or save it?  Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:33 - Housekeeping 00:06:34 - Let's Talk Twisters 00:10:54 - New England Twisters 00:13:30 - A Making of Twister Aside 00:18:17 - Twisters Are Scary 00:23:09 - The Science of Twisters 00:27:32 - Not Just For Flatlands 00:32:02 - The Difference Between Twisters ad Hurricanes 00:37:56 - Twister's Dangerous Relatives 00:43:57 - The Fujita Scale 00:48:35 - Twister History (aka TWISTORY) 00:51:00 - Chris's Greek Comedy Corner 00:58:17 - Twistory Continued 01:02:05 - American Twistory 01:09:34 - America's Twister 01:13:45 - The Deadliest Twister 01:22:35 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the steel-stomached pals bite into tales of American cannibalism - complete with the nastiest details of the Donner Party you never knew. From kuru disease to survival cannibalism to an insane story out of Papua New Guinea, this episode's got it all.  Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:06 - Producers in Good Standing 00:04:00 - Pins and Shirts Update 00:04:40 - 5-Star Review Corner 00:07:26 - Where We Left Off 00:09:34 - The Man-Eating Myth 00:12:55 - The Man-Eating Not-Myth 00:19:44 - What is Survival Cannibalism? 00:21:13 - The Donner Party - Pre-Stuck 00:30:49 - The Donner Party - Post-Stuck 00:54:28 - Tough Times in Jamestown 01:00:34 - If You Had to Eat a Human Body 01:08:22 - Future Cannibalism 01:10:43 - New Zealand Cannibal Cult 01:18:37 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the guys go to ghoul-inary school to learn about the history and horror of feasting on one's own species. And just wait until you hear how some people say goodbye to their loved ones... PLUS! Hear Ed eat at one point (chips, not people) AND get drunker! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:13 - Housekeeping 00:09:37 - Initial Thoughts and Disclaimer 00:13:02 - Cannibalism Isn't Just For Humans 00:16:48 - How To Find Our Show Notes 00:18:23 - Plants vs Caterpillars 00:23:12 - Frogs vs Frogs 00:25:02 - Tadpoles vs Tadpoles 00:33:05 - A Bunch of Malarky 00:35:23 - Sexual Cannibalism 00:42:17 - Guys Trying to Survive 00:45:21 - Human Cannibalism 00:48:21 - Tasty Terms 00:51:50 - Meet the Wari' 00:56:23 - Why Do This? 01:02:37 - Cannibalism in Europe 01:05:16 - Symbolic Cannibalism 01:08:02 - Warfare Cannibalism 01:10:16 - What It Means to be Human 01:13:34 - Warfare Cannibalism Continued 01:16:54 - Wrap Up 01:20:16 - Uncontacted Tribes Pornography Aside NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them.  This week, more stories of the not-so-dead-and buried - from Brazil to South Africa to Japan - where the boys learn all about "sokushinbutsu," one of the most extreme forms of live burial ever practiced. Here's the EARLY RELEASE of the COMMERCIAL FREE version! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:45 - Housekeeping 00:04:50 - Low Death Reporting, Early Death Decisions 00:13:00 - Morgues and Body Farms 00:18:13 - Only Embalm Dead People Please 00:24:31 - The Tale of Angel “Hamburger” Hayes 00:29:23 - A South African Zombie 00:33:08 - A Quick Ninety Minutes in a Body Bag 00:34:25 - A Brazilian Zombie 00:38:50 - Memory Warehouse Aside 00:40:26 - Brazil's Shovel Teens 00:43:28 - Buried Alive On Purpose 00:53:19 - Immurement 00:56:28 - Super Hero Sex Lives Aside 00:58:23 - Medusa Update 00:59:30 - Immurement Continued 01:05:18 - Women in Walls 01:09:43 - Top 100 Song Announcement 01:13:20 - Bodies for Bridges 01:16:00 - You Can Never Go Home Again 01:21:20 - Monks and Mummies 01:32:45 - Wrap Up NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them.  This week, internet icon and multi-hyphenate creator, Anna Akana, joins our frightened hosts to dig up the dirt around being buried alive. How often does it happen? Has anyone survived it? And just why do we bury people in the first place? Plus: safety coffins! So. Many. Safety coffins. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:33 - Housekeeping 00:05:30 - Chris, Ed, and Anna on Being Buried Alive 00:17:21 - Let's Get Into It 00:20:43 - A Brief History of Death and Burial 00:34:07 - A 5th-Century Drunk 00:36:11 - A Cemetery of Dunces 00:41:12 - The Yo-Yo'ing of Alice Blunden 00:44:32 - A Semi-Brief History of Death Tests 01:02:17 - A Visit to the Patent Office (aka Safety Coffins) 01:21:48 - Modern Death Tests 01:26:14 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week: spiders. We aren't bugs, so why are we so afraid of them? The boys' hunt for the answer takes them on a journey from childhood fears, to the deadliest spiders in the world, and deep into the jungles of the Congo. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:55 - Housekeeping 00:10:00 - Chris and Ed's Spider Stories (with Happy Meal, Book, Movie and TV asides) 00:24:36 - Why Are We Afraid of Spiders? 00:41:23 - Spider-Assassin-Man Aside 00:44:35 - The 10 Deadliest Spiders in the World 00:55:38 - The Top 5 01:12:23 - The Number 1 01:18:34 - The Biggest Common Spider in the World 01:23:05 - The Biggest Cryptid Spider in the World 01:29:29 - A Spider Bite From Hell 01:40:32 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them.  In the Season Three premiere, the guys put surgery under the knife and explore all the ways we've cut, snapped, stabbed and sliced surgical patients. From the days when doctors didn't know how to put you to sleep for an operation to the modern nightmare of waking up paralyzed, but able to feel everything the surgeon is doing - this one is not for the faint of heart. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:12 - Housekeeping 00:08:40 - Accidental Awareness (aka: Waking Up During Surgery) 00:11:21 - Listener Surgery Stories 00:16:58 - Chris and Ed Surgery Stories 00:21:38 - Listener Surgery Stories Continued 00:30:43 - A History of Surgery (aka: The History of Pain) 00:44:53 - A History of Painkillers 00:57:10 - A 19th-Century Account of Surgery  01:03:36 - A History of Putting People Under 01:27:12 - A Modern Account of the Worst Case Scenario 01:35:19 - Less Horrific Palate Cleansers 01:40:28 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. Want even more out of SATT? You can SUPPORT THE SHOW and grab yourself ad-free episodes, a welcome button, and more by joining SATT PREMIUM.

We got some schedule updates! That's right: concrete dates for premium content, appearances, and the Season Three premiere! - Friday, May 24th: Deadline for AMA questions. Get ‘em in so we can get ‘em answered! To post your question, got to your SATT Premium subscriber page and click the AMA tab, then "view questions," then "ask a question" -- Don't worry, we're working on a more direct link soon! - Friday, May 24th: ALSO the date for our first live show! Keep an eye out for an e-mail with a link and exact time. - Friday, May 31st: We drop the first AMA episode on SATT premium. - Thursday, June 6th: Season 3 Premiere! You do NOT want to miss this one. - Friday/Saturday, June 28th and 29th: We'll be in attendance at Monster Fest in Canton, Ohio. If you're going, come up and say hi!

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Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them.  In the Season Two finale, the guys welcome Aly and Nat from "Let's Get Haunted," the only investigative journalism podcast about shit that may or may not have even happened in the first place. The whole squad suits up to dive into the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle and face Aly and Nat's fears around the open ocean. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:22 - Get to know Nat and Ally 00:12:06 - Get to know Chris and Ed better 00:16:18 - Nat and Aly's fears 00:23:38 - Bermuda Triangle for 2nd Graders 00:23:15 - The Triangle's foggy shafts and electric slits 00:50:54 - Wine and Coffin making in Roswell 00:54:02 - That's a wrap on 2nd grade Chris 00:57:10 - 2 chilling “conspiracy“ theories 01:01:43 - 1 credit “conspiracy” 01:04:09 - 2 more chilling “conspiracy” theories 01:06:58 - Schlock break  01:09:57 - 3 more chilling “conspiracy” theories 01:01:43 - Eels for days  01:18:35 - The Fear Tier 01:27:38 - POST-FEAR TIER EXCLUSIVE! NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them.  In part three of three, the guys wrap up their alien abduction trilogy with a deep dive into anal probes, a look under the skin of alien implants, and a close encounter with radiation sickness. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: *Chapters Delayed* Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys continue their investigation into alien abductions by examining two of the strangest and scariest abductions in modern history: the abduction of Betty and Barney Hill, and the Pascagoula Abduction.  Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:51- Housekeeping 00:11:15 - Say hello to Betty and Barney Hill. 00:16:01 - The Hills see a UFO. 00:19:21 -  The Hills see Aliens. 00:23:15 - The Hills wake up at home. 00:24:48 - Vague Reports. Vague memories. Vague ailments. 00:27:46 - Enter our old friend, Doctor Hypnosis. 00:34:22 - Barney's recollections.  00:42:26 - Betty's recollections. 00:50:58 - The doctor's conclusion. 00:52:14 - The HIll's keep talking. 00:56:28 - Giving birth to the modern alien abduction. 01:01:43 - Accidental Awareness Theory. 01:07:13 - Chris and Ed think out loud. 01:13:46 - Welome to Pascagoula. 01:17:39 - Charlie and Calvin meet aliens.  01:22:53 - Charlie and Calvin tell their story. 01:25:38 - Secret Recording Theater. 01:27:57 - The story spreads. The jobs thin out. 01:31:17 - Long overdue vindication. 01:32:33 - Chris and Ed think out loud. 01:37:07 - Wrap up and preview. Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them.  In Part One, the guys explore the history of abductions, pre-1960s. Turns out, humans have a history of being whisked away by lots of creatures - including fairies. Learn all about the world of changelings, fairy circles, and the murder of Bridget Cleary before meeting a boy from Brazil who experienced the first recorded case of alien abduction... years before the world had ever even heard of such a thing. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: CHAPTERS DELAYED. CHECK BACK SOON! Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the pair take an early slay-cation through the worst amusement park disasters of all time. From the history of horrible coasters to a water ride from hell, this one will make you think twice before getting in line.  Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:46 - Chris and Ed's theme park traumas 00:18:59 - A Brief History of Amusement Parks 00:24:42 - Hello, Roller Coasters 00:29:02 - The Cannon Coaster (aka Leap The Gap) 00:32:53 - The Rough Rider 00:38:21 - Wooden Coaster Aficionados  00:41:33 - The Big Dipper 00:48:44 - The Big Dipper II 00:51:51 - The Haunted Castle 01:00:34 - Final Destination at King's Island 01:07:16 - It seems like a death trap 01:09:09 - It fully is a death trap (aka The Euthanasia Coaster) 01:16:07 - The Verruckt Tragedy 01:34:19 - The Fear Tier Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing.

Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them.  This week, the guys take a tour through the history of alchemy and the strange legend of the homunculus. Can little people actually be grown in jars? Would doing so be absolutely disgusting? Only one way to find out... let's talk Homunculi, my guy! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:56 - Housekeeping 00:13:56 - Alchemy for dummies, by dummies 00:31:10 - The philosopher's stone 00:36:52 - Preformationism 00:40:44 - Homunculus Recipe Disclaimer (do not try at home) 00:41:25 - Recipe 1 00:50:15 - Recipe 2 00:54:20 - Recipe 3 00:58:36 - Recipe 4 01:02:11 - Recipe 5  01:04:05 - What's the use of a Homunculus? 01:10:40 - Has anyone successfully made these? 01:19:10 - The Hunt for Homunculi 01:21:18 - The Fear Tier Visit this episode's show notes for links and references. NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing.