In a World overloaded with film review podcasts Two fools with over inflated egos and an impressive amount of time on their hands have decided to enter the already over saturated podcast market. Will and Ian are: THE Last Action Critics! They'll argue, l
This weeks podcast, should you choose to accept it, will involve You listening to Will, Ian & Nora. You must listen to the whole episode. A task many have accepted and few have succeeded. Join the ranks of the impossible missions force, for-MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE- THE FINAL RECKONINGDirected by: Christopher McQuarrie. Starring: Tom Cruise, Hayley Atwell, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg, Esai Morales, Shea Wingham, Pom Klementieff, Henry Czerny, Holy McCallany, Janet McTeer, Nick Offerman, Hannah Waddingham, Tramell Tillman, Angela Bassett, Greg Tarzan Davis, Charles Partnell, Rolf Saxon, Lucy Tulugarjuk and Many Other Talented People!00:03:30- First Thoughts00:12:00- Ian's Bits (A, B or C?)00:27:00- MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE- THE FINAL RECKONING00:29:00- Tasty Morsels00:34:00- Rating/Review01:03:00- Totals01:04:00- Next Week/Bye!Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCriticsInstagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comYoutube.comNext Week: BALLERINA
On this week's episode, Will's Birthday episode, Will, Ian & Nora talk-Mostly Will, Will does most of the talking. Was it recording issues? Is he a narcissist? Who knows, we may never learn. Is he Satchel? Did he sell the others out? Who knows, all we really know is this week is-ATOMIC BLONDE (2017) R 115 minutesDirected by: David Leitch. Starring: Charlize Theron, James McAvoy, John Goodman, Eddie Marsan, Sofia Boutella, Toby Jones, James Faulkner, Roland Møller, Bill Skarsgård, Sam Hargrave, Til Schweiger, Barbara Sukowa, Daniel Bernhardt and Many Other Talented People!00:05:00- First Thoughts00:12:00- TRIVIA00:23:00- ATOMIC BLONDE (2017)00:24:30- Tasty Morsels00:31:00- Rating/Review00:47:30- Birthday Boy Goes SOLO01:03:20- Totals/Next Week/ByePatreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCriticsInstagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comYoutube.comNext Week: Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning
This week, Ian's Birthday Episode, that Nora is Not present for, Will and Ian will suit up, push the petal to the metal and BURN OUT! They need to win the race, they need to be-SPEED RACER (2008) PG 135 minutesDirected by: The Wachowski's. Starring: Emile Hirsch, John Goodman, Christina Ricci, Matthew Fox, Susan Sarandon, Ariel Winter, Scott Porter, Kick Gurry, Rain, Roger Allam, Hiroyuki Sanada and Many Other Talented People!00:00:30- No Nora This Week00:02:30- First Thoughts00:08:40-00:10:25- Interview With Vivian about 'The Nut Job'00:17:00- SPEED RACER (2008)00:20:30- Rating/Review00:58:30- Totals (incorrect on pod. correct are 15.64 and 10)01:01:30- Stand Your Ground interview teaser01:03:50- Next Week/Bye!Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCriticsInstagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comYoutube.comNext Week: Atomic Blonde (2017)
We had the opportunity to check out the new Action Movie Stand Your Groundand interview the films director Fanu NjieWe even got to ask him Guestions!Check the ep out nowAnd Check out STAND YOUR GROUND available on VOD NOW!Interview coming to YOUTUBE This week! details to come!
THE BIRTHDAY WEEKS HAVE BEGUN!!!First up: Nora- Spy Game (2001)Next Week: Ian- Speed Racer (2008)The Week After That: Will- ?It's time to play the gameTime to play the gameIt's all about the game and how you play itAll about control and if you can take itAll about your debt and if you can pay itIt's all about pain and who's gonna make itI am the game, you don't wanna play meI am control, no way you can change meI am heavy debt, no way you can pay meI am the pain and I know you can't take me- SPY GAME (2001) R 126mintesDirected By: Tony Scott. Starring: Robert Redford, Brad Pitt, Catherine McCormack, Stephen Dillane, Larry Bryggman, Marianne Jean-Baptiste, Michael Paul Chan, Ken Leung, Benedict Wong and Many Other Talented People!00:00: Happy Birthday NORA!!!00:01:200 First Thoughts00:16:45- Top 3 Redford Flicks00:21:30- SPY GAME (2001)00:24:45- Tasty Norsels!00:25:00- Rating/ReviewPatreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCriticsInstagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comNext Week: Speed Racer (2008)
On This Week's episode Will, Nora and return Guest Host Stefan Kempski must battle the empire, the Government, the GALAXY to find Ian... he isn't here. He did a thing, they must venture out. A lot like Andor. Did you see it? They did, and they talk about it. Spoilers abound, so be prepared if you're just here for-ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY (2016) 133minutes (PG-13)Directed by: Gareth Edwards. Starring: Felicity Jones, Diego Luna, Alan Tudyk, Donnie Yen, Wen Jiang, Ben Mendelsohn, Forest Whitaker, Riz Ahmed, Guy Henry, Mads Mikkelson, Jimmy Smits, Alistair Petrie, Genevieve O'Reilly, Ben Daniels, Duncan Pow and Many Other Talented People!00:00:20- No Ian :(00:00:45- BuuuuuuUUUTTTT We have returning Guest Stefan Kempski!!00:02:00- ANDOR season 2 Discussion. SPOILERS00:32:00- First Thoughts (More Spoilers)00:39:30- ROGUE ONE: A Star Wars Story00:42:00- Tasty Morsels00:45:00- Rating/Review01:13:20- Totals01:14:00- Next Week/ Thank You Stefan!/ByePatreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCriticsInstagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comNext Week: Spy Game (2001)
On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora will have to band together to save themselves from the void, they'll stand at the edge of it and babble on about their opinions, because why not, who cares, it's all stupid, i hate everything, i should just give up, i'm so depressed i feel like i'm in a void.... Wait a second, a void!? Call the-THUNDERBOLTS* (pg-13) 127 minutesDirected by: Jake Schreier. Starring: Florence Pugh, Sebastian Stan, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Lewis Pullman, Wyatt Russell, David Harbour, Hannah John-Kaman, Olga Kurylenko, Wendell Pierce, Geraldine Viswanathan, Chris Bauer and Many Other Talented People!00:02:30- First Thoughts00:11:00- Star Wars Quiz00:25:00- THUNDERBOLTS*00:29:45- Tasty Morsels0034:00- Rating/Review01:02:00- Totals01:03:00- Next Week/ByePatreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCriticsInstagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comNext Week: Rogue One (disney+)
On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora must come to terms with their terrible decisions. The choices made have led to washing machines full of cocaine and car chases through the uncanny valley... Also, it's Christmas... it's all just-HAVOC (2025) R 107 minutesWritten & Directed by: Gareth Evans. Starring: Tom Hardy, Forrest Whitaker, Timothy Olyphant, Jessie Mei Lee, Justin Cornwell, Luis Guzman, Quelin Sepulveda, Xelia Mendes-Jones and Many Other Talented People!00:01:30- First Thoughts00:10:45- Trash Time00:22:00- HAVOC (2025)00:25:30- Tasty Morsels00:33:00- Rating/Review01:10:00- Totals01:10:30- Next Week/ByePatreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCriticsInstagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comNext Week: Thunderbolts*
On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora will head down to the Juke Joint to take in some Delta Blues! They'll pierce that magical musical veil and speak to the past and the future.... assuming the Vampires don't get em first. Cause let's face it, they're all-SINNERS (R) 137 minutesWritten & Directed by: Ryan Coogler. Starring: Michael B. Jordan, Hailee Steinfeld, Jack O'Connell, Miles Caton, Wunmi Mosako, Jayme Lawson, Bao, Li Jun Li, Omar Benson Miller, Delroy Lindo, Buddy Guy and Many Other Talented People!00:00:50- Spoilers Ahead (See This Movie!)00:10:00- Score/Soundtrack/Composer Deep Dive00:30:00- SINNERS00:33:30- Rating/Review01:08:45- Totals01:09:45- Next Week/ByePatreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCriticsInstagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comNext Week: Havoc (netflix)
This week Will, Ian & Nora will gather for a meeting of world leaders, to discuss Bitcoin and Crypto and Bitcoin and digital currency and Bitcoin. But before they can even get it going Terrorists with an agenda... or basically just bitcoin Hans Grubers will attack and take them hostage and misuse a Panagram to get their voices to create ai fake videos... or something. You know, just another-G20 108 minutes RDirected by: Patricia Riggen. Starring: Viola Davis, Anthony Starr, Anthony Anderson, Marsai Martin, Ramon Rodriguez, Clark Gregg, Christopher Farrar, Elizabeth Marvel, Douglas Hodge, Sabrina Impacciatore, MeeWha Alana Lee, John Hoogenakker and Many Other Talented People!00:02:00- First Thoughts 00:12:00- Ian's Thoughts on Mickey 1700:14:45- G2000:17:30- Tasty Morsels00:22:00- Rating/Review01:05:30- Totals01:06:30- Next Week/ByePatreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCriticsInstagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comNext Week: Sinners (in theatres)
On this week's episode Will and Nora, without Ian, will help to populate and terraform a new planet. Death is part of the job. Multiples, not multiplicity, just multiples, are another thing. Shouldn't be a thing, but they are. It's a thing. Listen to-MICKEY 17 137 minutes RDirected by: Bong Joon Ho. Starring: Robert Pattinson, Naomi Ackie, Mark Ruffalo, Steven Yeun, Toni Collette, Patsy Ferran, Cameron Britton, Bronwyn James and Many Other Talented People!00:00:30- No Ian. Sorry00:01:00- First Thoughts00:06:30- White Lotus Discussion00:24:00- MICKEY 1700:28:30- Rating/Review 00:45:30- Tasty Morsels detour00:49:30- back to it01:04:30- Totals01:05:00- Next Week/Bye!Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCriticsInstagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comNext Week: G20 (available on Amazon Prime)
This week Will, Ian & Nora welcome Maryellen, Ian's Mom! And she has a particular set of skills, and with those skills the 4 of them, Did we mention it's Ian's Mom? So that should be interesting., maybe hear some amusing anecdotes about Ian, surely not too flattering... But anyway, a particular set of skills that will help get back anyone who was-TAKEN (2008) pg-13 90 minutesDirected by: Pierre Morel. Starring: Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, Famke Janssen, Xander Berkley, Leland Orser, John Gries, Katie Cassidy, Olivier Rabourdin and Many Other Talented People!00:01:30- Welcome Maryellen, AKA Ian's Mom00:02:00- GUESTIONS 00:09:00- Anecdotes and such00:14:15- First Thoughts00:17:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Maryellen- The West Wing, The Handmaids Tale, The Pitt, The White Lotus, The Righteous Gemstones, Severance, The Studio. Ian- Toast of London. Will- The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim, Daredevil, The White Lotus. Nora- The Pitt, Yellow Jackets, The Prince of Egypt, The Righteous Gemstones, awaiting more Vanderpump00:31:30- TAKEN00:35:00- Tasty Morsels00:41:00- Rating/review01:23:00- Totals01:23:45- Next Week/Thank You Maryellen!!Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCriticsInstagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comNext Week: Mickey 17 (in theaters or vod)
This week Will, Ian & Nora welcome Punk #2, Chris Coppola! (soon to be in Netflix's Devil May Cry series!!!) They'll discuss the 1997 comic book adaptation Spawn and how he helped develop the film during his time at ILM and then used a small role in the film to begin his almost 30yr acting career!There's laughter, there's tears, there's a post credit anecdote about Uwe Boll and BloodRayne 2: DeliveranceBut mostly they all talk-SPAWN (1997) PG-13 96 minutesDirected by: Mark A.Z. Dippé. Starring: Michael Jai White, John Leguizamo, Martin Sheen, D.B. Sweeney, Theresa Randle, Melinda Clark, Nicol Williamson, Miko Hughes, Robia Scott, Syndi Beaudoin, CHRIS COPPOLA and Many Other Talented People!00:00:30- Welcome Chris! 00:01:20- Chris' relationship to/with the film Spawn 00:09:30- Q and the Sheen (an anecdote)00:13:20- GUESTIONS00:20:00- First Thoughts00:35:00- SPAWN (1997)00:38:00- Rating/Review 01:20:45- Devil May Cry01:23:00- Totals01:25:30- Thank You Chris!/Bye (next week is TAKEN 2008) 01:26:00- End01:26:15- Uwe Boll, Michael Paré. Anecdotes from BloodRayne 2Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCriticsInstagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comNext Week: Taken (2009) available on Hulu (special guest, Ian's Mom!)to hear additional conversations with Chris, check out our Patreon!
On this weeks episode Will, Ian & Nora must deal with a seeming alien invasion in their neighborhood. Is it falling dogs? Bubbadooks!? Puppets? Bears? Who knows, but they gonna protect the block, meet their neighbors and have a high ass time because something is attacking, it's-ATTACK THE BLOCK (2011) R 88 minutesWritten & Directed by: Joe Cornish. Starring: John Boyega, Jodie Whittaker, Nick Frost, Alex Esmail, Leeon Jones, Franz Drameh, Simon Howard, Danielle Vitalis, Michael Ajao, Luke Treadway, Sammy Williams, Jumayn Hunter, Selom Awadzi, Paige Meade And Many Other Talented People!02:00- First Thoughts 11:00- Nora's Thoughts on last week's movie: Heretic18:00- ATTACK THE BLOCK20:00- Tasty Morsels26:00- Rating/Review52:30- Totals53:30- Next Week SPAWN (1997) with special Guest: Chris CoppolaPatreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCriticsInstagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comNext Week: Spawn (1997) available for digital purchase
This week Will and Ian are controlled by a vicious captor, maybe the unseen and unheard Nora (who was sicky-poo) pulling the strings and forcing them to confront their faith in nothing, and their need for control of nothing. Theological battles ensue, as well as false prophets and knives and matches and boards with nails. (Something hopefully better than these guys last movie, 65) It's a whole thing with a meh climax, but they're in good company, being a-HERETIC (2024) R 111 minutesWritten & Directed by: Scott Beck & Bryan Woods. Starring Hugh Grant, Sophie Thatcher, Chloe East, Topher Grace and Other Talented Women!00:01:00- First Thoughts 00:07:00- Nora's First Thoughts, in absentia00:08:45- How ya Been?00:20:00- HERETIC (2024) 00:22:30- Tasty...Crumbs01:15:00- Totals01:17:00- Next Week/Bye 01:17:50- In 2 weeks, 1997's SPAWN with Special Guest Chris CoppolaPatreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCriticsInstagram: @TheLastActionCriticsTwitter: @THE_Lastcriticsemail: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comNext Week: Attack the Block (2011) (available on Paramount+)
On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora set out for one last payday, one last big bounty that'll set them up for a good while. But shit, it hits the fan, the plan fails, vengeance becomes the mission. Because those who oppose will be-UNFORGIVEN (1992) R 130minutesDirected by: Clint Eastwood. Starring: Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, Gene Hackman, Richard Harris, Frances Fisher, Saul Rubinek, Jaimz Woolvett, Anna Thompson, David Mucci, Rob Campbell and Many Other Talented People!00:01:15- First Thoughts00:11:00- Will's Trivia00:24:30- UNFORGIVEN (1992)00:28:00- Tasty Mors- Oscar Talk00:37:00- Rating/Review01:14:00- Totals01:14:30- Next Week/ByePatreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCriticsInstagram: @TheLastActionCriticsTwitter: @THE_Lastcriticsemail: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comNext Week: Heretic (available on Max)
On this weeks episode Will, Ian...... and not Nora must team up to stop a sleeper agent, or the sleeper agents handler so that they can save the sleeper agent, who doesn't even know they are a sleeper agent. It's a whole thing... Think winter soldier, but not.... Yea, because it's-CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD (pg-13) 118 minutesDirected by: Julius Onah. Starring: Anthony Mackie, Harrison Ford, Tim Blake Nelson, Danny Ramirez, Shira Haas, Giancarlo Esposito, Carl Lumbly, Xosha Roquemore, Liv Tyler, Sebastion Stan and Many Other Talented People!01:00- First Thoughts (no Nora today)16:00- Kiddie Korner24:45- CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD28:00- Rating/Review56:30- Totals58:00- Next Week/ByePatreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: Unforgiven (1992)
This week Will, Ian & Nora...... Let's just let AI handle this- "Love Hurts" is an action-comedy where retired hitman Marvin (Ian) is pulled back into his violent past when his former partner, Rose (Nora), resurfaces. Hunted by his crime-lord brother, Knuckles (Will), Marvin must confront his past while navigating a chaotic web of betrayals and rediscovering love amidst the mayhem................. LOVE HURTS (R) 83 minutes Directed by: Jonathan Eusebio. Starring: Key Huy Quan, Ariana Debose, Mustafa Shakir, Lio Tipton, Marshawn Lynch, Daniel Wu, Cam Gigandet, Andre Eriksen, Rhys Darby, Sean Astin, Drew Scott and Many Other Talented People! 00:02:30- First Thoughts 00:10:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Will- Flight Plan, Sonic 3, Better Man- Nora: Companion, Severance, Temptation Island: Spain, SNL 50th specials, Kendrick Lamar Halftime Show. Ian- Common Side Effects, The Outfit (1973), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze, Surf Ninjas, Dogman.) 00:21:30- LOVE HURTS 00:24:00- Tasty Morsels 00:27:00- Rating/Review 01:07:00- Totals 01:07:30- Next Week/Bye Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: Captain America: Brave New World
On this weeks episode Will, Ian & Nora have to team up with special Guest Rose Calderon to take on international smugglers and traffickers. They'll tear up LA learning from each other and about each others cultures... not really, they'll just talk-RUSH HOUR (1998) Pg-13 98 minutesDirected by: Brett Ratner. Starring: Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Tom Wilkinson, Ken Leung, Tzi Ma, Chris Penn, Julia Hsu, Elizabeth Pena, Rex Linn, Mark Rolston, Phillip Baker Hall, John Hawkes, Clifton Powell, Barry Shabaka Henley and Many Other Talented People!00:00:30- Welcome ROSE! And Snorlax!00:02:00- GUESTIONS!00:08:45- First Thoughts00:18:30- PITCH FIX RETURNS RUSH HOUR 3 (2007) (available on netflix)00:32:30- RUSH HOUR (1998)00:40:30- Tasty Morsels00:45:30- Rating/Review01:12:00- Totals01:13:00- Next Week/THANK YOU ROSE and Snorlax/ Bye!Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: Love Hurts
On the week's Episode Will, Ian & Nora decide its time to better themselves. Time to be younger, stronger, betterAnd so they do. But forgetting that they are in fact one with their better selves. There's a whole week long thing. The better versions start to get shitty with the time, taking longer and longerUntil... The new and improved ain't improved. It's just a ball of screaming opinions, opinions mainly about-THE SUBSTANCE(R) 141 minutesDirected by: Coralie Fargeat. Starring: Demi Moore, Margaret Qualley, Dennis Quaid and Many Other Talented People!00:03:00- First Thoughts00:13:00- Will's Trivia Time!00:25:00-THE SUBSTANCE00:29:30- Tasty Morsels00:33:00- Rating/Review01:15:00- Totals01:16:00- Next Week/ByeNext week is Rush Hour NOT Rush Hour 2 (as suggested in the episode)(Available on Netflix)Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week:RUSH HOUR(1998)(available on Netflix)
This week the motley crew that is Will, Ian & Nora will assemble to take on a suicide mission. If they complete it, they're free! Never to have to podcast again. If they fail, you're stuck with them for years to come. They'll Take on- THE DIRTY DOZEN (1967) (approved) 150 minutes Directed by: Robert Auldrich. Starring: Lee Marvin, Charles Bronsan, Telly Savales, Donald Sutherland, Ernest Borgnine, Jim Brown, John Cassavetes, Richard Jaeckel, George Kennedy, Trini Lopez, Clint Walker, Ralph Meeker, Robert Ryan, Robert Webber, Tom Busby, Ben Carruthers, Stuart Cooper and Many Other Talented People! 00:02:00- First Thoughts 00:06:30- Ian's Bit 00:17:00- The Dirty Dozen (1967) 00:20:30- Tasty Morsels 00:27:00- Rating/Review 01:03:00- Totals 01:03:45- Next Week/Bye Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: The Substance (Available on Mubi)
On this week's show Will, Ian and Nora take a recommendation from Aaron AKA Suds, to enter a walled in city, seemingly hopeless and yet, like a flower on a highway, hope grows for those within, the gangs, the innocents, the barbers. Together they'll watch the planes fly above and sun go down in- TWILIGHT OF THE WARRIORS: WALLED IN (2024) R 126 minutes Directed by: Soi Cheang. Starring: Louis Koo, Sammo Hung, Richie Jen, Raymond Lam, Chun-Him Lao, Philip Ng, Tony Tsz-Tung Wu, German Cheung, Chung-Chi Cheung, Cecilia Choi and Many Other Talented People! 01:30- Frist Thoughts 06:30- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Ian- Mufasa, Isle of Dogs, Surf Ninjas, Severance. Will- Silo, Once Upon a Time in the West. Nora- Lee, Shrinking.) 17:00- TWILIGHT OF THE WARRIORS: WALLED IN 21:00- Tasty Morsels 26:00- Rating/Review 54:30- Totals 56:00- Next Week/Bye! Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: The Dirty Dozen (1967)
SEASON 5! Best Season so far.... Is what we will keep saying. This week, our annual Nic Cage Kick-off Episode! Will, Ian & Nora must break into Alcatraz to stop a crazed general who has a bit off right idea wrong execution. Mistakes are made, shit happens, its wild. There's a new logo and a theme song, so that's exciting. Because it's hard to get things done when you're on - THE ROCK (1996) R 136 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay. Starring: Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery, Ed Harris, Davind Morse, Claire Forlani, John C. McGinley, William Forsythe, John Spencer, Bokeem Woodbine, Michael Biehn, Tony Todd, Raymond Cruz, Steve Harris, Gregory Sporleder and Many Other Talented People. 00:00- New Theme. Thank You Stefan! 03:30- How ya Been... 05:00- Season 5, Best Season Yet!....... 08:30- First Thoughts 13:30- THE ROCK (1996) 16:45- Tasty Morsels 20:00- Rating/Review 57:30- Totals 58:50- Next Week/Bye Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: Twilight of the Warriors: Walled In (available on Amazon Prime)
On This week's episodes, this SEASON FINALE! The LAST EPISODE OF THE SEASON, our Annual Christmas Episode (that is coming out on New Years....) Will, Ian & Nora Welcome Suds... or Aaron Sudbury, BACK to the show, as is Tradition. He picked the movie... Everyone is Sorry, it's the Director's Cut too, so even Longer, and not any better. Some Director's Cuts bring Success, some, not so much, So listen here so you don't have to see the movie. What movie? REINDEER GAMES director's cut (200) R 124 minutes Directed by: John Frankenheimer. Starring: Ben Affleck, Charlize Theron, Gary Sinise, Clarence Williems lll, Donal Logue, Danny Trejo, Dennis Farina, James Frain, Isaac Hayes, Ashton Kutcher and Many Other Talented People! 00:00:45- Aaron's (AKA Suds) pick 00:02:30- First Thoughts 00:10:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Aaron- Gladiator 2, Twilight of the Warriors Walled In. Ian- How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), Black Doves, The Day of the Jackal. Nora- The Family Stone, Carry-On, Laid. Will- Skeleton Crew, The Family Stone, Kingdom of Heaven (directors cut)) 00:17:30- REINDEER GAMES directors cut (2000) 00:25:30- Tasty Morsels 00:30:00- Rating/Review 01:14:00- Totals 01:16:00- Thank You Aaron!/See You Next Season (in 2-3 weeks) Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: 2 weeks. NEW SEASON a nic cage movie, which, we don't know
This week Will, Ian, Nora and Special Guest Patrick (from awesome podcast Ian Wants to Learn) will travel back in time, 29 years, to Outworld, where they shall have to save Earthrealm in a battle of- MORTAL KOMBAT (1995) PG-13 (101 minutes) Directed by: Paul W.S. Anderson. Starring: Christopher Lambert, Robin Shou, Linden Ashby, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Talisa Soto, Trevor Goddard, Chris Casamassa, Francois Petit, Keith Cooke and Many Other Talented People! 00:00:30- Welcome Patrick 00:02:00- First Thoughts 00:07:00- A Tasty Morsel 00:10:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Patrick- White Christmas, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Frosty the Snowman, The Holdovers, What We Do In the Shadows, Inkmaster, Football. Ian- Knuckles, Need for Speed, Street Fighter (94), Mortal Kombat: Legacy, Football. Will- Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, Castlevania. Nora- Resident Evil (02) , Twisted Metal, Arcane, Sonic 2, Sleepless in Seattle) 00:21:00- MORTAL KOMBAT (95) 00:25:00- Mortal Kwestions... 00:33:00- Rating/Review 01:08:30- Totals 01:10:30- Next Week/THANK YOU Patrick/Bye Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: Reindeer Games (director's Cut) (2000) available on paramount (director's cut for rent on Prime)
This week Will, Ian & Nora must survive- Oop, right off the bat, Nora doesn't make it. She's got a thing, it isn't pretty, think.... opposite of Ice-T's physical ailment at the beginning of the film, but Will and Ian, they must use what minimal skills they have to do their best at- SURVIVING THE GAME (1994) (R ) 96 minutes Directed by: Ernest R. Dickerson. Starring: Ice-T, Rutger Hauer, Charles S. Dutton, Gary Busey, F. Murray Abraham, John C. McGinley, William McNamara and a few Other Talented People! 00:30- No Nora this week
This week Will, Ian & Nora, through strength and honor, shall avenge their family, fight for a dream called Rome and defeat the evil Emperor Commodus to... Wait, no, sorry that's Gladiator, this was GLADIATOR ll (R) 148 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott. Starring Paul Mescal, Denzel Washington, Pedro Pascal, Connie Nielsen, Joseph Quinn, Fred Hechinger, Derek Jakobi, Matt Lucas, Peter Mensah, Lior Raz, Yuval Gonen and Many Other Talented People! 00:02:00- First Thoughts 00:12:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Will- How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)- Nora- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dune 2, Bad Times at the El Royale. Ian- The Night before Christmas in Wonderland, Day of the Jackal) 00:24:00- GLADIATOR 2 00:27:30- Tasty Morsels 00:32:00- Rating/Review 01:12:00- Totals 01:12:30- Next Week/Bye Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: Surviving the Game (1994) (available to rent on most streaming services)
On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora welcome special guest Helene Morse! And together they take a musical, dance filled journey to the wonderful Land of Oz! They Sometimes you just have to mix it up a little. A little Dance action. It's a journey, it's- WICKED (PG 160 minutes) Directed by: Jon M. Chu. Starring: Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande, Jeff Goldblum, Michelle Yeoh, Bowen Yang, Bronwyn James, Peter Dinklage, Marissa Bode, Jonathan Bailey, Ethan Slater, and Many Other Talented People! 00:01:00- Welcome Helene!! 00:01:30- GUESTIONS 00:08:30- First Thoughts 00:15:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Will- LOTR: Rings of Power, listening to LOTR Trilogy. Ian- St. Denis Medical, Day of the Jackal, Man on the Inside. Helene- Dune Prophecy, Silo. Mora- Mr. McMahon, The Iron Claw, Interior Chinatown) 00:23:30- Why Wicked? 00:24:30- WICKED 00:27:00- Tasty Morsels 00:37:00- Rating/Review 01:15:00- Totals 01:15:45- Next Week! 01:16:45- Thank You Helene! 01:18:00- Take us Out, Nora! Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: GLADIATOR 2
On this Weeks Episode Will, Ian and Nora Suffer through a movie so you don't have to. That's right, they revisit a 25 yr old "cult classic", a film that some could argue helped define a generation of young men. A movie that has a "philosophy" that bleeds directly into MAGA. A movie so many will defend as Campy fun, when it reality is a massive turd that deceived many a youth, and wasn't good enough to revisit, just maintain a pedestaled place in the minds of many (mostly men). We throw some takes folks may consider "Hot", but are in fact, and should be, Cold at this point. Because they are true. Just look at the critic/audience score disparity on Rotten Tomatoes, it's a bad movie, it's- THE BOONDOCK SAINTS (1999) R. 108 minutes Directed & Written by: Troy Duffy. Starring: Sean Patrick Flannery, Norman Reedus, Willem Dafoe, Billy Connelly, David Della Rocca, Bob Marley, David Ferry, Brian Mahoney, Ron Jeremy, and other people.... 00:01:00- First Thoughts 00:14:30- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Will- Dune: Prophecy, Day of the Jackal, Red One, Venom 3: The Last Dance. Ian- The Wild Robot, An Almost Christmas Story, Toast of London, St. Denis Medical- Nora- Star Wars Burlesque (The Empire Strips Back. Live Show), Vertigo, Interview with a Vampire (TV Series), The Penguin.) 00:23:00- THE BOONDOCK SAINTS (1999) 00:27:30- Tasty Morsels 00:33:00- Rating/Review 01:12:30- Totals 01:13:30- Next Week/Bye Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: WICKED
On this weeks Episode Will, Ian and Nora welcome back A.E. BENNETT , writer of The Serrulata Saga to talk about one of her Favorite movies. But first they'll join together to fight the Law, live in the trees and give money to the poor... and swordfight. A little archery, mostly sword fighting.... So, yea, they get all- ROBINHOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES (1991)(extended cut)(PG-13. 155 minutes) Directed by: Kevin Reynolds. Starring: Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, Alan Rickman, Christian Slater, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Geraldine McEwan, Michael McShane, Brian Blessed, Michael Wincott, Soo Drouet, Nick Brimble and Many Other Talented People! 00:00:30- Welcome back A.E. Bennett! 00:03:00- First Thoughts 00:13:30- Watcha Been Watchin'? (Ian- Robinhood: Men in Tights. A.E. Bennett- American Fiction, The New Look. Will- LOTR extended cuts, Princess of Thieves, RObinhood: Men in Tights, The Adventures of Robinhood (1938). Nora- Outer Banks, Robin Hood (1973), Robin Hood (2010), Robin and Marian, Princess of Thieves, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Robin and the 7 Hoods) 00:26:00- ROBIN HOOD PRINCE OF THIEVES (1991) 00:30:00- Tasty Morsels 00:33:00- Rating/Review 01:22:00- Totals 01:22:30- A Request 01:23:00- Next Week 01:25:00- Thank You A.E. Bennett! Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: Boondock Saints (1999)(available on Peacock)
本周，威尔、伊恩和诺拉飞往布朗克斯看望他们的叔叔。他拥有一家商店。他卖商店。他们同意来吧，帮助新主人。帮派变得有问题。钻石。 然后有一个—— ::Translation:: This Week Will, Ian and Nora fly to the Bronx to visit their Uncle. He owns a store. He sells Store. They agree to Come on and help new owner. A Gang becomes problematic. Diamonds. Then there is a- RUMBLE IN THE BRONX (1995) R (87minutes) Directed by: Stanley Tong. Starring: Jackie Chan, Anita Mui, Francois Yip, Bill Tung, Marc Akerstream. Garvin Cross, Morgan Lam and Many Other Talented People! 00:02:00- 1st Thoughts 00:09:30- Whatcha been Watchin'? (Nora- Reading Red Rising series, Strange Darling, It Follows, Agatha All Along. Will- Strange Darling, Police Story, Drunken Master, Arcane. Ian- Cars 1+2, Abigail, Timecut, Trap) 00:20:00- RUMBLE IN THE BRONX (1995) 00:23:00- Tasty Morsels 00:29:00- Rating/Review 00:58:45- Totals 00:59:00- Next week with AE Bennett/Bye! Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: Robinhood: Prince of Thieves (1991) (available to rent for streaming)
This week Nora becomes a MASSIVE Pop Star! On the mend, proving herself. But before success can be re-achieved She visits Ian... He dies. Violently... oddly. Then, for the next week she unravels, crumbles, is destroyed by an entity, a parasite, a demon, a demonic parasiteCh- WILL! And all she can do is- SMILE 2 R (123 minutes) Directed by: Parker Finn. Starring: Naomi Scott, Rosemarie DeWitt, Lukas Gage, Miles Gutierrez-Riley, Peter Jacobson, Ray Nicholson, Dylan Gelula, Peter Jacobson, Kyle Gallner, Raul Castillo and Many Other Talented People! 00:01:30- Completion 00:04:00- VOTE 00:04:45- First Thoughts 00:12:00- Watcha Been Watchin'? (Ian- Agatha All Along, NFL, World Series, Power Rangers: Dino Fury/Cosmic Fury. Will- World Series, Transformers ONE, Smile. Nora- Normal People, The OC, Strange Darlings.) 00:25:30- SMILE 2 00:28:00- Tasty Morsels 00:32:00- Rating Review (Click here to listen to our review of Smile (2022) 01:13:00- Totals 01:14:30- Next Week/Thank You/Bye Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: Rumble In the Bronx (1995) Available to Rent/Buy on Certain Streaming services
This week Will, Ian & Nora welcome Marco to the pod. And then they get reeeaaallll high.... and they talk.... there's talking.... they.... um.... they smoke and then, like, talk... about the movie. They talk about things... like... it... and..... PINEAPPLE EXPRESS (2008) R (111 minutes) Directed by: David Gordon Green. Starring: Seth Rogan, Danny McBride, James Franco, Rosie Perez, Gary Cole, Craig Robinson, Kevin Corrigan, Nora Dunn, Ed Begley Jr., Amber Heard, Bill Harder, James Remar, Joe Lo Truglio and Many Other Talented People! 00:01:00- The Weed Episode! with- 00:01:30- WELCOME MARCO! 00:02:15- SMOKE 00:03:00- GUESTIONS! 00:11:00- First Thoughts 00:19:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (ian- Brothers (2024). Nora- 1996 NBA Championship Game Bulls-Jazz. Marco- One Punch Man, Terrifier 1 + 2, Neon Genesis Evangelion. Will- The Penguin. 00:27:00- PINEAPPLE EXPRESS (2008) 00:30:00- Tasty Morsels 00:32:00- Rating/Review 01:04:00- Totals 01:07:30- Next Week/Thank You Marco/Bye Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: Smile 2 (in theatres)
On this weeks episode Will, Ian and Nora must deal with a situation! Someone is trying to kill them, picking them off, 1 by 1. Until Nora busts out her survival skills and Home Alones these fools. That's right, to them she says- YOU'RE NEXT (2011) R 95min Directed by: Adam Wingard. Starring: Sharni Vinson, Joe Swanberg, AJ Bowen, Nicholas Tucci, Wendy Glenn, Margaret Laney, Amy Seimitz, Ti West, Rob Moran, Barbara Crampton, Simon Barrett and Many Other People! 00:01:15- First Thoughts 00:09:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Nora- Anatamoy of Lies, The Guest, Murder Party, Agatha All Along. Ian- Ali Wong: Single Lady, Mr McMahon, The Guest, X. Will- Outer Banks, MLB, Star Wars: Rebels, Rear Window) 00:16:00- YOU'RE NEXT 00:22:00- Tasty Morsels 00:24:00- Rating/Review 01:04:00- Totals 01:05:00- Next Week/Bye Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics Twitter: @THE_Lastcritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: Pineapple Express (2009)
On this week's episode New neighbors move in next to Will, Ian & Nora. They're weird, creepy, unseen! An investigation will be launched, inspections, searches, spying etc. Bones will be found! Mysteries unearthed, questions raised, where is Walter!? All things that must be dealt with in- THE BURBS (1989) PG 102 minutes Directed by: Joe Dante. Starring: Tom Hanks, Carrie Fisher, Bruce Dern, Rick Ducommun, Corey Feldman, Wendy Schaal, Henry Gibson, Brother Theodore, Courtney Gains, Gale Gordon, Robert Picardo, Dick Miller, Cory Danzinger, Nicky Katt, and Many Other Talented People! 01:30- Happy Anniversary Ian! AND Happy Anniversary A.E. Bennet & The Colonel! 02:30- First Thoughts 07:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Ian- Year of the Rabbit. Will- Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, The Penguin, Agatha All Along, The Outer Banks. Nora- The Burbs, Only Murders in the Building, The Burbs, The Sentinal, The Burbs, The Menendez Brothers (documentary), The Burbs.) 13:00- THE BURBS (1989) 16:00- Tasty Morsels 21:30- Rating/review 53:00- Totals 55:30- Next week/Bye Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics Twitter: @THE_Lastcritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: You're Next (netflix)
This Week Will is BACK in America. Ian & Nora welcome him back, politely but firmly by saying welcome back, but also get out of town, now. There's a Diner 30 miles down the road. But if you don't leave right now we shall definitely be drawing- FIRST BLOOD (1982) R 93minutes (currently available on Paramount+) Directed by: Ted Kotcheff. Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Brian Dennehy, Richard Crenna, Bill McKinney, Jack Starrett, Chris Mulkey, David Caruso, Patrick Stack and Many Other Talented People! 00:00:45- Mandela Effect 00:01:50- Watching Movies with Friends 00:04:40- Frist Thoughts 00:09:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (ian- DIsney's Peter Pan, Nobody, Land of Bad, Tinker Bell. Will- The Penguin, Agatha All Along- Nora- The Faculty, Disturbing Behavior, Nobody Wants This) 00:19:00- FIRST BLOOD (1982) 00:24:00- Tasty Morsels 00:26:00- Rating/Review 01:02:45- Totals 01:03:45- Next Week, God Damnit!/ Bye Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics Twitter: @THE_Lastcritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: The Burbs (available on prime)
This week Nora is Back! But Will is still in Ireland?, so that means you get an Ian-Nora Mess around. So... anxiety, rambling, confusion and awesome! They get grimy and dirty to save the fatherland, playing games of cat and mouse with an enemy sniper who wants nothing more than to pop a shot in their dirty asses! That's right, there's an - ENEMY AT THE GATES (2001) R. 131 minutes Directed by: Jean-Jaques Annaud. Starring: Jude Law, Rachel Weisz, Joseph Fiennes, Ed Harris, Bob Hoskins, Ron Perlman, Eva Mattes, Gabriel Thompson and Many Other Talented People! 00:03:30- First Thoughts 00:08:45- How's Will? 00:09:30- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Nora- The Challenge, Superstore, The Mick, The Last Man On Earth, Gone in 60 Seconds, Agatha All Along. Ian- Penguin, Stavros Halkias: Live at the Lodge Room) 00:22:00- ENEMY AT THE GATES (2001) 00:24:30- Tasty Morsels 00:26:30- Rating/Review 01:00:00- Totals 01:01:30- Next Week? / Bye! Next week will be FIRST BLOOD (1982) available on Showtime/paramount+
On this week's episode Will and Nora are OUT OF TOWN! So that means IAN TAKES OVER! He brings in his co-host, Patrick, from the Podcast Ian Wants To Learn and they talk a movie that isn't really action, it's more comedy, and it's animated. Why, because Ian is in Charge! And when Ian is in Charge, things get weird. So this week they talk- BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD DO AMERICA (1996) Pg-13, 80 minutes (Paramount+) Directed by Mike Judge. Starring: Mike Judge, Demi Moore, Cloris Leachman, Bruce Willis, Robert Stack, Greg Kinnear, Jaqueline Barba, Eric Bogosian, David Letterman, John Doman, Toby Huss, Richard Linklater and MANY Other Talented People! 00:40- Welcome Patrick (from Ian Wants to Learn) 04:00- First Thoughts 08:00- GUESTIONS 12:45- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Ian- Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World movie &cartoon, NFL. Patrick- Fall Guy, Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, NFL, Flinstones, Jetsons, The Bear, The Boys, We are Ladyparts) 17:00- BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD DO AMERICA (1996) 20:00- Ian Wants to Learn tasty Morsels 26:30- Rating/Review 50:45- Totals 52:00- Thank You Patrick... Next week, WHO KNOWS!/ Bye
On This week's Episode Will, Ian & Nora do a tight Michael Mann 170. They take a fair amount of time, but don't worry, they finish all plot points, develop characters, work their way from A to Z while making sure to fully explore and develop all characters and their relationships. All the women are well written, all characters have their place and make sense, and are never just pieces of plot or exposition. Oh and they mic up the guns..... No, actually they just talk about- HEAT (1995) 170 minutes. Rated R (available on Showtime) Directed by: Michael Mann. Starring: Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Val Kilmer, Tom Sizemore, Jon Voight, Diane Venora, Amy Brenneman, Natalie Portman, Dennis Haysbert, Danny Trejo, William Fichtner, We Studi, Mykelti Williamson, Ted Levine, Hank Azaria, Tom Noonan, Kevin Gage, Jeremy Piven And Many Other Talented People! 00:01:30- First Thoughts 00:09:30- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Nora- One Crazy Summer, Valley Girl, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Perfect Couple. Ian- For Those About to Die, Sonny, NFL- Will- Trap.) 00:19:00- HEAT (1995) 00:22:30- Tasty Morsels 00:25:30- Rating/Review 00:59:00- Totals 01:00:50- From Will to the Listeners 01:02:00- Nora to Arizona 01:02:40- Next week.... It's just Ian, so WHO KNOWS! Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics Twitter: @THE_Lastcritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: something unexpected.......
On This week's episode Will, Ian & Nora must figure out the best way to get to the pub, or as we Americans call it, the bar, so that they can survive the Zombie Apocalypse! How will they do it, can they? Will they drink? Will they follow in the footsteps of- SHAUN OF THE DEAD (2004) 99 minutes. Rated R Directed by: Edgar Wright. Starring: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Kate Ashfield, Lucy Davis, Dylan Moran, Peter Serafinowicz, Rafe Spall, Bill Nighy, Jessica Hynes, Penelope Wilton and Many Other Talented People! 00:00:40- Patreon! 00:01:20- A Special Gift 00:05:30- First Thoughts 00:08:40- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Will- The Instigators, Jackpot. Ian- Terminator Zero, Harold and the Purple Crayon, Adam Sandler: Love You. Nora- Fall Guy (extended version), Action, The Challenge: 40, Lacy Peterson Documentaries, Paralympics) 00:19:15- SHAUN OF THE DEAD (2004) 00:22:45- Tasty Morsels 00:30:00- Rating/Review 01:00:00- Totals 01:01:00- Next Week/ Bye Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics Twitter: @THE_Lastcritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: Heat (1995) available on Showtime
This week Will, Ian & Nora must assassinate a gang of thieves. But in the process a young singer is left blind from their efforts. So they decide to save her... there's a thing with their boss, and her boyfriend and the head of all the french mafia people... theres slow-mo and slow action and ... it's just - THE KILLER (2024) Rated R. 126minutes Directed by: John Woo. Starring: Nathalie Emmanuel, Omar Sy, Sam Worthington, Diana Silvers, Saïd Taghmaoui, Angeles Woo, Eric Cantona, Tchéky Karyo and Many Other Talented People! 00:01:30- First Thoughts 00:06:30- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Ian- The Killer ('89), Sonny. Nora- Love Island USA: Reunion, Woman in the Lake, The Killer ('89), The Replacement Killers. Will- The Killer ('89), Hard Target.) 00:17:45- Kindergarten 00:19:00- THE KILLER (2024) 00:22:00- Tasty Morsels 00:24:30- Rating and Review 01:01:00- Totals 01:02:00- Next Week/Bye Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics Twitter: @THE_Lastcritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: Shaun of the Dead (2004) in theatres or available to rent digitally
This week Will, Ian & Nora decide to escape their lives, they're gonna pull one last salvage heist. But, the crew, maybe they won't make it. Maybe they'll all get eaten, or chest bursted or shot or whatever happens. It's gonna be scary! Because...- ALIEN: ROMULUS (R 119minutes) Directed by: Fede Alvarez. Starring: Cailee Spaeny, David Jonsson, Archie Renaux, Isabela Merced, Spike Fearn, Aileen Wu, Ian Holm, Daniel Betts and Other Talented People! 00:00:30- First Thoughts 00:06:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Ian- Prometheus, Inside the Mind of a Dog. Nora- All Aliens, AVP, The Challenge Season 40, Trap. Will- All Aliens, A Quiet Place: Day One, The Union, The Predator 00:16:00- ALIEN: ROMULUS 00:22:00- Tasty Morsels 00:24:00- Rating/Review 01:00:30- Totals 01:02:00- Next Week/ Thank you Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics Twitter: @THE_Lastcritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: The Killer (2024)(Available on Peacock)
This week NORA IS BACK, re-joining Will & Ian to take on a corrupt mine owner. They were going to go through the badlands, but Nora nixed that in favor of something better, what with it being a Nora-versary! From Polite Society and Rise of the TMNT and Enemy of the State she's been rocking with us now for quite awhile! So now it's time to give- THE RUNDOWN (2003) pg-13 104min (available on Starz, Peacock) Directed by: Peter Berg. Starring: Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Sean William Scott, Rosario Dawson, Christopher Walken, Ernie Reyes Jr., Ewen Bremmer, Jon Gries, William Lucking, Stuart F. Wilson and Many Other Talented People! 00:01:15- First Thoughts 00:01:30- Ian's How Ya Been? 00:06:15- Nora-Versary 00:07:30- BACK to First Thoughts 00:14:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Ian- Batman: Caped Crusader, Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, TMNT (2012 show), Wrestling. Nora- X-Men 97, Lady in the Lake, Cobra Kai, Sugar - Will- Predator.) 00:26:00- THE RUNDOWN (2003) 00:29:20- Tasty Morsels 00:32:00- The Review/Rating 01:04:50- Totals 01:06:00- Next Week/Bye Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics Twitter: @THE_Lastcritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: Alien: Romulus
This week, tragically, Will and Ian are without Nora. So, to make up for it the watch a 22yr old movie, and reflect on the the east coast and it's things.... But then AMNESIA! Who are they? Who were they!? Who!? But also, how do they know to critique a movie in a wildly meaningful way? How do they know how to be hilarious? How do they know that person over there, with headphones in ISN'T listening to the show? How do they know!? Because- THE BOURNE IDENTITY (2002) pg-13, 119minutes Directed by: Doug Liman. Starring: Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Chris Cooper, Brian Cox, Julia Stiles, Clive Owen, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Walton Goggins and Many Other Talented People! 00:15:00- No Nora this week :( 00:20- Ian's in the MD 00:45- Speed Cameras 03:34- First Thoughts 11:30- Ian Went to Geoff & Grace's wedding (from our Ambulance episode) 13:30- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Will- Jack Reacher, Joyride (2023), How to Train Your Dragon, Olympics- Ian- Inside Out 2, Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, MH370) 20:45- THE BOURNE IDENTITY (2002) Pg-13 119minutes 22:15- Where to watch: Starz, DVD, Rental 22:30- STARZ (not a paid ad) 25:00- NOT Nora's Tasty Morsels 27:30- Ratings/Review 50:00- Totals 51:30- Next Week.... but not, keeeeeep listening Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics Twitter: @THE_Lastcritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: The Rundown (2003) available on Starz and Peacock (NOT Borderlands)
On this week's Episode, Will, Ian & Nora Team up for the most anticipated team up ever. And it's lewd, crude and plotless Dude! Sex jokes are made, Regular jokes are made, it ends and you appreciate that it was bter than it deserved to be, but was still- DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (R) Directed by: Shawn Levy. Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman. Emma Corrin, Matthew MacFadyen, Dafne Keen, Jon Favreau, Morena Baccaran, Rob Delaney, Leslie Uggams, Jennifer Garner, Wesley Snipes, Channing Tatum, Chris Evans, Wunmi Mosaku and Many Other Talented People! 00:00:30- Phone-in it in 00:01:00- Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynoldsyness (See also:https://www.patreon.com/posts/s1-episode-4-78328900?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link, https://www.patreon.com/posts/s1-episode12-guy-78329640?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link https://open.spotify.com/episode/1E0ecg9rPJ3TgTwKM8bqxw?si=23893d74883e480f, https://www.patreon.com/posts/s1-episode26-red-78330403?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link) 00:05:30- First Thoughts 00:10:00- SPOILERS Ahead 00:10:15- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Nora: Love Island: USA clips, Gladiator, Pride & Prejudice (2005), Deadpool. Ian- Sonny, The Jetsons Movie, The Flintstones, The Olympics. Will- Olympics, Logan, Deadpool 1 & 2) 00:18:45- DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE 00:22:30- Tasty Morsels 00:25:00- Ratings 01:01:25- Totals 01:05:00- Next Week/Bye Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics Twitter: @THE_Lastcritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week:The Bourne Identity (2002)
On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora experience TWINS! THEY GOT TWIIIIINS! Twin tornadoes, natures destructive breath. This one has 2 at once some times, this one has- TWISTERS Directed by: Lee Isaac Chung. Starring: Daisy Edgar-Jones, Glen Powell, Anthony Ramos, Brandon Perea, Maura Tierney, Harry Hadden-Paton, Sasha Lane, Daryl McCormack, Kiernan Shipka, Nick Dodani, David Corenswet, Tunde Adebumpe, Katy O'brian, David Born, Laura Poe, Paul Sheer and Many Other Talented People! 00:01:00- Oklahoma/Arkansas 00:02:00- First Thoughts 00:09:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Nora- Love Island USA finale, Dark Matter, Sonny, Eric. Ian- Ren Faire, Twister, Deadpool 2, Clerks 3. Will- Schindler's List, Longlegs, Hit Monkey, The Bear) 00:17:00- TWISTERS 00:19:30- Tasty Morsels 00:26:00- Ratings and Review 01:00:00- Totals 01:00:15- Next Week/Bye! atreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics Twitter: @THE_Lastcritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: Deadpool & Wolverine
On This Weeks Episode Will, Ian & Nora must save the world, complete the element stones and the last piece, the most important piece of life- THE FIFTH ELEMENT (1997) (PG-13. 126min) Directed by: Luc Beson. Starring: Bruce Willis, Milla Jovavich, Gary Oldman, Chris Tucker, Ian Holm, Luke Perry, Tom Lister Jr., Lee Evans, Charlie Creed-Miles, Maiwenn and Many Other Talented People! 00:30- Lubeson 02:00- First Thoughts 05:45- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Nora: Love Island, The Bear, 911. Ian- Sunny, BodySlam. Will- Masters of the Air, Dark Matter, 911) 14:45- THE FIFTH ELEMENT (1997) 20:30- Tasty Morsels 24:00- Reviews 56:20- Totals 57:45- Next Week/Bye Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics Twitter: @THE_Lastcritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: Twisters
This week Will, Ian & Nora welcome back Stefan Kempski to talk patriotism, revolution, racial inequality and being Mel-y. They slow-mo through this epic movie, that is no What Women Want, but still good enough to appeal to all those who consider themselves- THE PATRIOT (2000) (R 165 minutes) Directed by: Roland Emmerich. Starring: Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger, Jason Isaacs, Joely Richardson, Rene Auberjonois, Chris Cooper, Tom Wilkinson, Adam Baldwin, Tcheky Karyo, Donal Logue, Lisa Brenner, Leon Rippy, Jay Arlen Jones, Logan Lerman and Many Other Talented People! 00:00:30- An Apology. AND Welcome Back Stefan! 00:02:30- First Thoughts 00:09:45- Mel's Big Time 00:12:45- Whatcha Been Watchin? (Stefan- House of the Dragon. Nora- Love Island: USA. Ian- Daddy Day Care, Despicable Me 4. Will- 911, Twister, The Ledge) 00:23:00- THE PATRIOT (2000) 00:26:00- Tasty Morsels 00:35:00- Reviews 01:10:20- Totals 01:11:00- Next Week/ Bye! Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics Twitter: @THE_Lastcritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: The Fifth Element (1997)
Netflix movie... Will Ian and Nora get mixed up with a legacy sequel on Netflix. Oiy, here we go- BEVERLY HILLS COP: AXEL F Directed by: Mark Molloy. Starring: Eddie Murphy, Taylour Paige, Judge Reinhold, Bronson Pinchot, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, John Ashton, Paul Reiser, Judge... ..NOW! 01:30- First Thoughts 07:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'?- (Nora-The Acolyte, The Bear, Love Island: All-stars, Wicked Little Letters. Will- 911, Arthur the King. Ian- Trigger Warning, Speed 2: Cruise Control. 20:00- BEVERLY HILLS COP: AXEL F 21:30- Tasty Morsels 56:00- Totals 56:30- Next Week/Bye Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics Twitter: @THE_Lastcritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: The Patriot (2000)
This week Will, Ian & Nora must escape capture while hunting down a One Armed Man! They'll have to pop in some CHICAGO hospitals and avoid the CHICAGO PD. While on the run they'll save some folks, jump out of a dam drain pipe and escape a bus/train crash. it's pretty wild, and they're known as- THE FUGITIVE (1993) PG-13 . 130 minutes Directed by: Andrew Davis. Starring: Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones, Sela Ward, Julianne Moore, Joe Pantoliano, Andreas Katsulas, Jeroen Krabbe, Daniel Roebuck, L. Scott Caldwell, Tom Wood, Ron Dean, Jane Lynch and Many Other Talented People! 00:04:00- First Thoughts 00:07:00- Watcha Been Watchin'? (Will- Under the Bridge, The Acolyte. Nora- The Acolyte, Love Island: USA, Ian- US Marshalls, Man of the House) 00:15:00- THE FUGITIVE (1993) 00:18:30- Tasty Morsels 01:03:00- Totals 01:03:30- Next Week/Bye Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics Twitter: @THE_Lastcritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F
Will, Ian and Nora journey to the basement of the ocean. They find release, happiness, joy. They figure shit out and know it's not yet their time. They aren't panic-y bitches like Mike Lowrey. But he's a good dude, he's for real, he's the best damn partner ever had, he's BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE (R. 115 minutes) Directed by: Adil & Bilall. Starring: Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Vanessa Hudgens, Alexander Ludwig, Paola Nunez, Eric Dane, Ioan Gruffud, Jacob Scipio, Tasha Smith, Rhea Seehorn, Joe Pantoliano, John Salley, Dennis Greene and Many Other Talented People! 02:00- First Thoughts 07:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (ian- Fantasmas, Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. Will- All Bourne Films, Bad Boys 1-3. Nora- Bad Boys, The Challenge, Love Island: USA) 15:15- Trailers? 11:00- BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE 18:30- Throwback 20:00- Tasty Morsals 48:30- Totals 49:00- Next Week/Bye! Patreon: patreon.com/THELastActionCritics Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics Twitter: @THE_Lastcritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com Next Week: The Fugitive (1993)
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