Two Assholes and a Mic

In this episode we bring on an old co-worker, Dean Couch.  Dean spent 22 years in the service and finished out his career as the Senior Enlisted Leader of his unit.  We all discuss different aspects of our careers.  From being young Airman to being the leaders we hoped to be.   It's not as easy as it seems.  There are certain traits that you took from the leaders and some traits that you stayed away from all to be the best leader you could.What are some things that make you a good leader.  Shoot us an email at twoaholesandamic@gmail.com with your leadership stories.

It's been a little while since we recorded an episode.  Life gets busy and we get caught up.  But while you guys were patiently waiting, we both have been dealing with every day stressors.  This episode was good for us both to just talk.  Some times that's all we need.  It's a perfect duo as we both play our roles on the podcast.   Find out what helps on your journey to just relieve some stress.  As said before, it's going to be different for everyone.  Hell, maybe listening to us is that, haha!  If it helps, spread the word.

In this episode we bring our kids in to the mix and ask them some questions.  What are we known for?  If you could make any sandwich what would it be?  What do we do for work?  Where did I meet your mom?  All around a fun podcast.  You never know what kids will say!

In this episode, we bring back some would you rather questions.  As Robby works through sickness, he gives some insight as to why he chose some of the answers he did.  Would you rather stay on earth or go live on mars?  Have invisibility or super strength?  Travel or eat for free for the rest of your life?  Breath under water or in space?  These are just some of the questions asked.  It's fun sometimes to just sit and wonder, what would I rather do?

Nothing special in this episode as we catch up a little over a short break.  Ian went away to Germany on business.  He was able to get the rental up to 131mph while on the autobahn. and binge watched 40 episode of Stargate: Universe again just to get mad that the show was cancelled.  TV shows is how the rest of the episode went.  We spoke about more cancelled shows as well as some good TV shows that we watch.  Firefly, Teranove, The Lincoln Lawyer, In the Dark, Manifest, Flash, Green Arrow and Superwoman are some of the shows talked about.  This leads in to both of us crushing over Henry Cavill.What are some of y'alls favorite shows?

In this episode, Robby and Ian just shoot the shit with no agenda.  After a few attempts to record this week, they finally got around to it.  Ian finished up his trip to Georgia and Robby tried to sell some more cars.  Robby re-lives his near death experience when he was almost killed by the orange slice in his blue moon.  Ian has a sudden fit of rage as he explains the distrust for those that un-do their belts, buttons and zipper to take a piss!  Ian gets call a Bag of Douche once again as they both reminisce about their time in Japan and Robby talks about his soul stealing abilities.  Robby mentions some ideas of how to expand on Willowford if one of his kids moves out.  That led into the topic of working in high school and how we thought we were loaded!

In this episode, we break back in to some conspiracy theories.  We also figured out how to live stream on our Facebook page, Two A Holes and a Mic.  Now we are no conspiracy theorists, we just talk about some that we came across online.  Is the Earth Flat?  Is the government controlling our minds with chemtrails?  Or are they controlling our minds by implanting 5G chip in us and calling it a COVID Vaccine?  What do you think about the JFK Assassination?  If you think he was assassinated so reptiles can start running the government, you're probably not alone!  Not a conspiracy theory, but what are your thoughts on the Butterfly Effect?

In this episode we bring on our first guest, Mark Dalton.  Over the last 2 years, Mark started his transition from the military to a job in real estate with Real Broker.  He talks about some of the things that made him decide to take that route and how it's working out for him today.  Some of the biggest take aways from our conversation with Mark about transitioning would be taking things one step at a time and learning as much as you can about the VA claims process.  It was great to have Mark on the episode.  Whether you're looking to buy or sell your home, you can reach Mark in the San Antonio area.  Give him a call, 210-259-5959.

In this episode, we talk about how close Robby came to leaving us.  Long story short, Robby went to the hospital because of some chest discomfort and numbness of the hands...turns out, he had a heart attack.  He talks about how he's feeling now and the path he's on to watching his health.  All-in-all, he's doing well.  We are all glad that he's still here with us!

In this episode, we talk about some things that piss us off.  Little things that happen in every day life that shouldn't bother us, but it does.  Not using your blinker, brake checks, driving slow in the fast lane and even common manners.  What are some things that irritate you?

In this episode, we talk about Roby's new job at the Shottenkirk Ford dealership in Granbury Tx as a sales trainee.   We get a little off track in normal fashion while trying to figure out the names of some ramen joints in Misawa, Japan but finally get back on track.  We hope that Robby gets that training in and is able to start selling some cars soon.  IT'LL BE FUN!

This episode celebrates the 21 years 2 months and 20 days that Robby spent serving in the military.  He breaks down some of the things he remembered throughout the years.  Some of which could be of a sensitive nature.  But if it wasn't sensitive, then we wouldn't be posting it!  What are some of the things he plans on doing now that he's retired?  Working at a Ford Dealership?  Maybe O'Reilly's?  Whatever it is, it's something that will be brand new to him.

In this episode, we catch up on the happenings the last couple weeks.   Ian left the country to teach a class and Robby wrapped up a few little things as he prepares to separate from the military.  During the first 15 minutes of the podcast, Robby and his wife Erin were at Elevated Tattoo & Piercing in Aledo, Texas.  That prompted the conversation about different tattoos that we want to get and possibly getting one scheduled in next time Ian visits Robby.

In this episode we just chit chat about some of our cars.  Ian talks about how he busted a hole in his exhaust at a 2-step competition.  Should he get a pre-built exhaust or support a local business and get a custom exhaust?  One of the many things he wants to get taken care of as a winter project.  Robby talks about the exhaust on his 71 Ford truck and the abundance of fuel tanks that have been installed.  They also talk about their favorite cars growing up.  What are/were yours?- Two Assholes 

In this episode, we talk about a few things from our childhood.  Little things we remember growing up.  Late night tag, riding on four-wheelers, getting in fights and the few friends we have left.

In this episode, we ask some 'Would You Rather?"  Some of the things we asked were, Would you rather see 10 minutes or 150 years in to the future?  Have telekinesis or telepathy?  Zombie or Robot Apocalypse?  Detect every lie you hear or be able to get away with any lie you tell?  and Live the same day over for a year or take 3 years off the end of your life.  This episode was fun for us because it provoked some thought...on most of them.  We definitely look forward to a Part 2!

In this episode, Robby and Ian discuss mental health issues. among men.  What does it mean to help the help you need?  Who or what do you turn to when you know you're going through life stressors?  Are you embarrassed to ask for help because you think it makes you less of a person?  Many men feel the same way, but we need to realize that it IS ok to get the help if needed.  That doesn't mean you have to go see a therapist, or maybe it does.  It could be drawing, driving, gardening, playing with lego, sorting through coins or even just going for a walk.  It may take time to figure out what works for you, so don't give up!

In this episode, we talk about some over-rated eating establishments.  Who is the king of the burger joints?  What-a-Burger, In-N-Out or Five Guys?  Don't forget about White Castle and Krystal!   Burgers not your thing?  What are your thoughts on sandwich shops like Which Wich, Jersey Mike's or Schlotzsky's?  And we can't forget about the COFFEE!!  Who has your vote between Starbucks, Dunkin Donuts or Dutch Bros? We finish the episode off with a little bit of info on WhatNot, the auctioning website.  Just a couple things that go in to applying for an account and getting set up to sell some of your collectibles.

In this episode, Robby and Ian discuss some of their favorite conspiracy theories.  They dive in to the Mandela Effect, where people around the world have minor variations in what they remember versus what actually is.  Looney Tunes vs Looney Toons, JIF and not JIFFY, Curious George with no tail or the Monopoly Man without a monocle.   That led to discussion on the Higgs-Boson particle and parallel universes.  A bunch of other conspiracies were mentioned, for example; 9/11, COVID, birds not being real, the moon landings, aliens and the loch ness monster.What are some of your favorite conspiracy theories?

We start this episode off with Robby talking about how he choked on some beer at dinner.  Made for an interesting start.  Robby goes in to the method behind the madness with his obsession for legos and how he and Erin found a way to find something that they love doing!  Buying, building, selling and conversing with like-minded people.If you'd like to check out Erin and Robby's WhatNot page and check out their live feed as they auction off some lego, head on over to https://www.whatnot.com/user/lilerintron.  If you like what you see, save $10 on your first purchase by clicking here, https://www.whatnot.com/invite/lilerintron.Ian's car hobby started in his teens and has run strong to this day.  Although he has an iconic Supra, he still thinks his GC8 STi was his favorite...I don't know either!  His other hobbies are older currency, challenge coins and patches.  Robby spoke about some time he took to go home to Kodiak, Alaska to enjoy some childhood favorites and a little time to go fishing and unwind.Stay tuned for our next episode as we talk about some of our favorite conspiracy theories!

In this episode, Robby and Ian talk about some of their more memorable TDYs (Business Trips).  Throughout their careers, they were afforded the opportunity to travel the world.  Ian talks about his trailer living trip to Canada, the time he walked through the drive thru to get some burgers for homeless dudes, his easy life sleeping on the beach in Guam and living in Wolf Pack Park.  Robby talks about his very first trip to a place he had previously been at for 6 years.  He talks about the time he left Ian on the Vegas strip to go hang out with a random british dude as well as his adventures to the climate lab at Eglin.

In this episode, Robby and Ian just have a normal conversation with very short intro's on where they're from.  Robby gives Ian the inside scoop about how Dragon's Milk tastes like farts and Robby almost dies choking on frozen Lemoncello, it was a good time!  Kirstie is given a new name from the Baristas at Starbucks and we close it up with some questions on what you want to hear from us.