Verbal Laxative Podcast

For this fan appreciation episode we have our good friend and loyal fan Joe come on the show to join us in talking about nothing. We go in all directions this episode: shit on the ultra rich, talk about that kid who SHOVED AN ENTIRE USB CABLE DOWN HIS URETHRA, and upcoming wheel of time show. Intro song: Wataboi - Jungle Juice fromPixabay.

Bmoney wanted to do a quick episode...about nothing lol. So here's our next episode slapped together where we talk about fascist and nazi "secret" symbols, criminal punishment/rehabilitation, how foreign trade and national debt works. Then we talk about how the movie Arrival sucks, but Dune Part 1 was good.   Intro Music by Wataboi - Jungle Juice from pixabay 

We come back with a new episode after not doing anything for 2 months cause we are way too lazy.   To start off Bmoney says a bunch of stuff I zoned out for.  Then we take a long overdue dump on Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, Crowder, and some other morons.  Ending off we talk about Squid game.  

We're back after a long hiatus cause we were lazy and we do this for free so just eat our slop without complaints, beloved fan(s). We talk Olympics, Blizzard Bullying, Chinese Taipei, and what are the top signs that someone is a piece of shit. Intro Music by Wataboi - Jungle Juice from Pixabay.

It's a two-man show today and we make it even more casual and sloppy than possible.  In this episode we talk about the rising cult of the entrepreneur and how this has turned into a marketing grift just like "Gurus".  Also, stop being scared about Planning you pansies. PS: Also ignore the brainfart about Terry Gou and TSMC, he owns Hon Hai Foxconn not TSMC.   Intro song by Wataboi - Jungle Juice from pixabay

We talk Palestine and Israel and give the dummies version rundown.  Then we talk about Friends reunion and finish with talk of driving a car in Flight Simulator 2020.  Among other shit.   Intro Music by Wataboi - Jungle Juice from Pixabay

In this episode we predict the future:  History channel will be a porn channel, we will still be poor, and Verbal Laxative starts doing Hot Tub streams.   Then Bmoney slanders on Vegans,  Xin malds over garlic, we give a plot summary of a wholesome Japanese porno, Covid in India and finish with Mcdonalds Ice Cream Machine.  Outro: Music by Wataboi - Jungle Juice from Pixabay

We are joined by Phil (sort of) in this episode to start off by listening to Bmoney's new obsession in his quest to try and mimic being a normal person.  Listen and find out what it is.  You will be let down and disappointed. We then talk about the seaspiracy documentary and how the vegan onslaught will kill us all. We end the episode talking about some covid stuff going around the world and some nerd population theory talk. Intro song by Wataboi - Jungle Juice from Pixabay

The classic crew re-unites together to co-host this month-end episode where we play a question and answer trivia game and give a show worthy of listening to while sitting on the can. Music by Wataboi - Jungle Juice from Pixabay

We go light this episode and just start the talk about call center scams and Zack Snyder's 4 hour Justice League cut. Then we get into uber expensive watches and luxury items and how everything is perverted. Intro Song: Music by Wataboi - Jungle Juice from Pixabay

We make fun of the latest and dumbest bit of Canadian "WE'RE NICE" propaganda.  Also get into a 'crash course for dummies' for inflation along with the ponzi scheme known as the US military spending and US dollars, as well as the latest fad of the Uighur grift.  Then we give unsolicited advice on how to teach your kids NOT to say racial slurs. Intro: Music by Wataboi - Jungle Juice from Pixabay Outro Clip: "This is Canada NICE" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81n1gnf2cEA

Enjoy a casual episode where we just chill talk a bunch of nonsense.  Enough to give a nice warm soak to your brain - no serious discussion of anything this ep.  So sit back, relax, and enjoy us recounting some cringe childhood memories and spaghetti moments, awful unsolicited relationship advice not fit for humans, and general debauchery.   Intro Song: Music by Wataboi - Jungle Juice from Pixabay Music by Wataboi from Pixabay  

For our first episode of 2021, we talk about the US Capitol riots (taking our sweet time to release) and then we talk about big tech censorship and convert Phil from his stance on "Free Speech".  

In this clickbait episode we talk about copyright, patents, twitch censorship, silly Nintendo heavy handedness and corporate "ethics", which logically and obviously leads to talking about porn and the silly Onlyfans non-issue for that poor Paramedic.  Also we sneak in a introduction on the inherent contradictions of capitalism and what reactionaries are.

In this episode, after our usual crapping on the covid response of our inept government, we have another round of talks on AI and future life with them.  Bmoney also gives a cafe turtleneck boomer/zoomer hybrid take on how AI needs to learn how to be humble while playing chess.  Confusion ensues. 

In this episode we talk about the 2nd wave of Coronavirus and how it got way worse in countries dealing with it half-assed.  We also talk about an Post-Trump America, belittle the haughty american liberal and laugh at the coping maga chud.  

We are joined by good friends Phil and Jams as we do a special episode just talking about the Wheel of Time series and the upcoming live action show adaptation of it coming soon (hopefully).   This episode is overflowing with book spoilers so proceed at your own risk.  

Bmoney goes into an extended rant on the barabarism of roads and how some cities are subjugated by the car; this somehow turns into a talk about urban planning for an hour. The second general rant is about the absurdity of mass homelessness and excess housing. We finish with some election propaganda protips and tricks.

In this filler episode of Verbal Laxative I begin a miniseries called Discount History, which is just me babbling about history casually with 0 fact checks.   In honor of Chinese National Day upcoming on October 1, the first episode of this series is Mao Zedong vs Chiang Kai Shek, where I answer the initial question of what would it be like if Chiang won the civil war (he can't lol), which then turns into a 3 hour 28 minute episode telling of history on one question.   Enjoy  Intro Song: 义勇军进行曲 Outro Song: 钢铁洪流进行曲 by 李旭昊

In this episode guest starring Phil we talk about some dumb social norms and oddities and get real stupid.  Then we talk about the Apple event and ecosystem, the Sony Playstation 5 reveal and all the games coming for PS5, Jason tells us why he hates the party game Mafia, and Xin explains why slickly produced 20 minute history videos are awful.   We also talk movies and review/rant/crap on Tenet and Mulan.  

In this episode with special guest and friend of the show, Phil (F1ldor), we ask him about his opinions on Covid-19 in the USA and Kamala Harris being Biden's VP Pick. (Spicy Take Included) But first, Bmoney ups his propensity to swindle and proposes to create a new religion as a business venture, but aimed heavily at animals. The conversation turns into monopolies and evolve to talking about going to colonizing Mars.

In this "intimate 2-man episode" we talk about the US ban of TikTok and compare the olden day religious missionary fervor and the modern day theological equivalent in "freedom and democracy". We then talk about the "Business of Drugs" documentary and enjoy the delicious irony of the show being hosted by a former CIA spook and also the relation between the Golden Triangle in SE Asia and the Chinese Civil War. Finish with a rant against the infamous "Vote or Shutup" Asshole archetype.

Recurring Guest Adrian joins us for our special episode after taking an extended break from recording (we just got lazy). We talk about Cancel Culture and just turn up our stupid to maximum for 2 plus hours. Enjoy

We talk about the continuation this week of the Black Lives Matter Protests in America and the tensions behind some loaded phrases thrown about.  We then talk a bit about Cancel Culture and the futility of the ballot box.  Also touch upon what the difference would be between the current protests in America and an actual rebellion or insurrection.   End the episode with this question - Would you press a button for a million dollars but it kills someone?  Stay and listen to our answer.  

In this special 2-man episode we dive into political talk.  What does it mean to be on the political left or right and why it's diluted in mainstream discussions to become worthless labels.   We dive into historical materialism, Chinese and Western political context, Hong Kong security law, recent Minneapolis protests for George Floyd, and what class based politics means.  

We start the episode with another Coronavirus rant and the weekly absurdities. Then we talk about things to watch: Extraction movie, Vikings, and Upload. Also bant about Star Wars clone wars vs the new movies. Discussion turns into a random talk on old languages and re-creating them, including old Chinese and the modern dialects. End the episode with a talk on Superstitions and old silly traditions.

Another day of ridiculing the stupidity going on during the Age of Coronavirus like the lockdown protests with guns and garbage news media. We dive into North Korea gossip and talk about Kim Jong Un - is he alive? Who would succeed him?  Also why his surviving brother probably wouldn't be a successor. Reminisce about soon to be relics of the past that younger people will not recognize - manual transmission, dial-up internet, payphones.  Then we talk about the future and cybernetic implants. Finish off by talking about new Final Fantasy 7 Remake, Asassins Creed, God of War, and Bryan reveals why he hates role playing games, or being presented with choices in general.  

We start the episode off playing around with inspirobot and asian livestream thots, excellent ways to past time for Covid-19 time. Then we get into the thick of it, ridiculing the foolish notion of saving the economy at the expense of lives, the worthlessness of news outlets and their nonsensical tabloid reporting, and America losing it's mind withdrawing funds from the World Health Organization.   Also some talks intersperced here and there for Netflix's Tiger King and Bmoneyisms.  

Our first episode recorded online due to that pesky Coronavirus.  Quality is opposite of excellent, but enjoy our bants on the Covid-19, USA elections, stuff to do while cozy at home, and just hangout as we attempt to entertain everyone cooped up at home.  

We are back after a month long hiatus partly due to technical difficulties (goddamn behringer).  We still lost the first 5 min and the last 30 seconds (right after ironically joking about it) We talk about the USA democratic primaries since South Carolina, Super Tuesday, tease a Trump V Bernie, and wealth inequality, Coronavirus and what quarantine life would be like. I also had a brain fart talking about Super Tuesday, should be *14* states not 4. We then end by talking about bad movies.

In this episode recorded close to Chinese New Year we talk about RELIGION and some stories of conversions, scientology, Iran's monumental fuck up in the plane shoot down, and Bmoney trying to score at church. 2nd part deals with Elon Musk's companies, future environmental changes, and some rants on some action CGI and other movies that won the Screen Actors Guild Award.  3rd part deals with the US 2020 election: Bernie vs Warren, Biden's brain melt, Trump's impeachment gong-show, etc

Our first episode of 2020! We start off banting about a bunch of movies including Starwars Ep 9 and we have our own surprise twist. Then we get to the main topic the recent events starting in 2020 like the massive Australian wildfires and America assassinating the Iranian general. Then we get talking about NYE "party etiquette" while getting depressed for Jason's 'forever lonely' NYE celebration.  

We start off this marathon episode by talking about Xin's recent vacation musings and common culture shock between East Asia and North America. Bmoney gives a rant against the deception of the ingredients list on food products which then turns into a talk about calorie counting and GMO. We talk about the K-movie Parasite, Marriage Story on netflix, and Star Wars - then somehow this turns into a discussion on contracts, marriage, divorce, rich/poor, whether Jedis in starwars were a bunch of assholes, and welfare queens. Also get into discussing the different tax regimes in European and North Americans and why Andrew Yang goofed on his opposition against the wealth tax, revisit what's happening in Hong Kong and the hot mess it has become, Huawei "251" employee controversy, electronic voting, and our own suggestion of a Netflix 'SHUFFLE MODE'. Finishing the long episode with a talk about James Holzhauer, the man who broke Jeopardy!.

In this episode we start off talking about crappy art and dick drawings, then Don Cherry getting fired from Sportsnet from his poppy rant. We also do a deep dive into Bryan's disastrous social dilemmas with his neighbours and more of his terrible B-Moneyisms.  Also we talk about whether it's better to wipe your ass sitting down or standing up. Then we debate what the difference is between millennial and Gen "Y" and "BOOMER" mentality; also talk a bit about past and future world war 2 movies (Dunkirk, Midway, etc). To conclude, we talk about Diablo 4 and the Blizzcon cinematic trailer to finish off the episode.

To start off we talk about Disney+ and the new terminator movie.   Then we pivot to Canadian election results and imagine a scenario where Alberta separates from Canada: A sloppy mess.    

We dive into this episode like fools by talking about the new Joker movie when only 1/4 of us have watched it. Bmoney gives his anti-recycling rant and we also talk about censorship and "freedom of speech" ala the NBA vs China tweet fiasco. End the episode with a brief talk about the crappy Canadian Federal Election.

In this MARATHON MOVIE LENGTH EPISODE we start off light with everything from Trudeau blackface, Another Trump Impeachment, future of smartphones and telecoms Then we go into a bloodbath when we talk about whether Humans would have colonized space 10000 years into the future as Bryan gives out his best "B-Moneyism" hot takes.  Chaos ensues and all our brains (and yours) get sandpapered smooth at the end of it all.  

We are back after a randomly timed hiatus.  We start off by talking about "The Boys" on Primevideo and the live action Aladdin movie; then we segway into smart phones.  The second half of the episode we talk about the upcoming WHEEL OF TIME series on amazon prime; Hassan reveals some secret past shitty straight-for-tv movie attempt of Wheel of Time.

Bonus episode where we talk about HBO's Chernobyl and the good, the bad, and the ugly.   We talk about the inaccuracy/accuracy of the film, our gripes or praises of certain scenes, and nuclear power in general.  Disclaimer: We have no idea what we are talking about.  

We start off with a pile of random stuff: bad drivers, pick pocketing, gambling, the moon, space race, ken ham, and more useless stuff. The meat and finale of the episode today is a 2v2 showdown between the hosts on whether ethnicity is a big factor in dating.  The showdown turned into a scorched desolate battlefield and we all get stupider as a result.  

For our 1 year anniversary episode (not really), we just take it easy and wing it.  Bryan talks about his recent trip to Vancouver Canada and also his decadent, bourgeois attitude on mowing his lawn.  We finish by talking about the upcoming Area 51 "Naruto Run" bumrush, the upcoming Disney Mulan live action movie, and how we binge watch shows.    

In this episode we talk about the first US 2020 Democratic Party Debate aka political theatre, and it's colourful participants.  We also talk about Iran and discuss why America has such a hard-on hatred against them.  Also we talk about whether large private companies need more oversight.

We get serious for the bonus and talk about the latest Hong Kong 2019 Extradition protest and expand upon the history, and the political realities; giving the non-mainstream perspective of it. Pls don't rage at us.

We begin by talking about some random stuff about the WWE and the A&W Beyond Meat Burger. We then go through this year's E3 and the showcased games and consoles; we also talk about Keanu Reeves. In the end, talk shifts to discussing Apple's thousand dollar stand, the shenanigans going on in the tech world, and what future video streaming services / gaming may look like. All the while one of us sits there shamelessly like a pervert in his "crotchless" jeans. Listen and find out who. *Apologies for the allergies

Special Guest Adrian joins us as we talk about the ending of Game of Thrones and lament about the car wreck that is the writing of Season 8.  We contrast this to the way how Avengers Endgame ended. This is a full chat/rant filled with spoilers so be warned. Enjoy and allow us to Subvert The Absolute Sh*t Out of Your Expectations.

The episode starts off with Bryan giving us a General Knowledge Quiz, where we display our full collective stupidity. We then talk about the new films coming out, including the awkward Sonic the Hedgehog movie. Then we try and think if there were ever any successful live action movies based on video games. Then the chat turns to the old school Chinese Martial Arts movie stars like Jet Li, Jackie Chan, and Donnie Yen. We finish off by talking about how there seems to be less and less originality in the newer movies being released and how the big studios are just releasing remakes (Mulan, Aladdin, Lion King, etc). 

"She's not going to make a difference!!" - circa 2019 Bryan "B-Money"  Bryan gives a rare once-in-a-lifetime concession that his bold statement from last episode was wrong and we rub it in.  We then recap the highs and lows of the epic battle from the episode and talk about how we think the Game of Thrones (TV show, not books) will end. 

We start off Part 2 with an appetizer talking about Border and Customs stories and we try and guess what powers they have with your phone.   Then we give you the delicious entree with some Game of Thrones talk (Spoiler warning for Episodes 1 and 2 for GoT Season 8). We get hit with some pure grade Bryanisms and things escalate quickly.  Our brains then begin to rapidly disintegrate. Post Addendum: Turns out border agents have a lot more power than we talked about in this episode.

In Part 1 we talk about Bernie wanting to give prisoners a vote and Bryan dreams about entrepreneurial opportunities in prison with instant ramen commissary and prison facebook; we then consider sending Bryan to prison to document his "startup". Then we review the Fyre movie on netflix to pay homage to our first episode and make fun of the Ja Rule and Billy McFarland scams.  We also opine on social media "Influencers".

In this episode we talk about car buying advice, air plane disaster stories and the 737 Max 8.  Bryan advocates the "right" way to ride an escalator and tries in vain to warn us of the coming shortage of sand; both he got from random YouTube videos.  Also talk about the blackest color ever invented: "vantablack". We then wrap it up with another Alternate Timeline where Alberta fights a war of independence from Canada.  

We touch upon some of the theories about why ancient gods are male or female; Aftermath of Christchurch New Zealand terror attack and the effect of media had on it; media bias; racist Aussie senator fraser anning getting egged; Brexit deadline and some of the problems and the choices facing Britain and the EU.