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Katherine is joined for part of today's episode by Bobby where they're Telling Everybody Everything about K-Fed's new memoir. What's with exes uniting this week? It's not just Britney's ex, but Katie Price also has former partners promising 'the truth' as women on social media leap to her defence. Plus, Violet and her teen cousins head off to Reading Festival with security to protect them, Katherine braces herself for WEEKS of family visits as everyone descends on London for Joanne's wedding, and the Daily Mail delights us with an adorable headline. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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To this, a glitch— A wish that I could just Push my forehead into his chest, I digress, though repressed sexually and interested This sickness is just what he senses as sensual —And I'm understanding of that. —Purpose. I still have four muses, Four mouses, No heads A sad nd four robots Four hoses of cards And no forwards Just haloy endings That I can't Exactly plan yet Fuck this planet It appears someone has badly damaged it No recompenses or divorce No compared, No doors, And no cubords No, Just dead bird in a box Covered in plaster And a disasterous ride With no happy ever after exactly Just another adventure in wonderland And wonder if perhaps You ever could even Know who I am What a clever disaster For sure this serves as serious Let's just get this The the rumble or the severed train above her is still somewhat of a numbing To the other corruption under This, too then, is a lesson unless It just ends and let it simmer But remember, If it isn't in her It'll be another Fondant farewell, When the dinner gets to convection temperatures in the oven, And you're not over her The dozens of doves and boxes of chocolate don't hold nothing to the love you have and the hand you hold And the heart you touch, So don't let it turn cold Don't let it turn over and thump either Don't let it burn And don't let it lower into Where you mind goes When you consider another And another Over or rather You know? Just aim for Satan and everything's great then. Put a cap to a cape then and everything degrades, Fair wealth, good culture, good heart, And all focus It goes out the window to dance with the wolves l Like a bowl full of nothing but meal worms, Not oats Look closer over your breakfast You never know even if you can trust your own mother at four years old But good, god, thank god for the Honor roll Or else how else would the world know mid you were at all all worth it at all of four And still under par, The gold course, of course Is all you know Don't let it go now When all you have Is time in your hands Distractions are hard handed But actual damage? Now, that's hard pass You wanted a song so much Just so the wrong world would call you up For hurting our kind Without ever having known what my mother named me mor why I have to change it Or what the baby calls me From so far north in a place calls home But I'm still not not So you get your rocks Slamming the door I'm at the rock In my mind Hoping for Something better You Wasted All My Time Over What! Don't you know How hard it is To be anything in the world But a pretty white slut! What a knife in the back What a curse on the world— Just to start wars so it never works out Or at the very worst Just keeps the first one going It doesn't get awesome Until I For Real Can block out the whole world Just to upset another? No I came in peace You made me anxious Hold in my waste At the aim of your hatred I heart my hard earned But now I've got nothing more Than the scars on your over opinionated Over offended War cries for her justice But only if it out does mine, Right? Actually, Fuck it I'm over it That's all the words I'm gonna waste on this till bitch You wanted my energy, so you stole it But becareful of What follows it —you're welcome. My license is revoked I've forgotten long ago by now how to break stroke And it's just a throat scratch, A dark dive And I'm trying to try it out a bit But love's a bitch And I don't really ever speak her language I've been distant and lost in translation, and most of all Impatient with the amount of time that it's taking Cause I hate that guy, he's a fly in my space thst just doesn't seem to go away until they mate and lay eggs to replace them. Ugh. It just goes on, It's whatever the buzz It's just all full of lamb and the talk of the town Is who you are now So, how I found out? A roundabout kick to the ass And a fax to the mayor, Before I realized He seems like a complete hater, bro. I have an eight year old, But I haven't seen him since he was five And I think I'm gonna die Cause everyone's nickel and diming me And all I happened to find Is a single penny, so that— Two hours of mixing, Once cent I made— By now he definitely hates me And has been trained to think I'm crazy But these days, living paycheck to oaucheck is a thankless job And the techno snobs are responsible for the upkeep of auschwitz. It seems like a colored woman with a dream should just Get behind the scenes Or a man that sees meaning in her So this is demeaning? Is it? Am I green, or am I greenlit— l And I clean, or am I cleaning Should I Charlie, or should I Sheen it? I could admit I seen it coming but I wanted to disagree with it, It's psychic intuition but all it is is kicking my ass Like I'm inside or the telivison. What's my last name!? I'm the hat man! Are you happy? No, I'm sad man l! And quite thirsty; Is it Thursday yet Or should I should I just get to drinking anywayy I hate all this thinking anyway; I miss l LA but seen it from the scenic route; I used to sleep on the bus and the train, But what I really want is a house And just to be left alone, Some grass to mow, And some to smoke, And a tree to grow, Just like the one from Pocahontas OH SHIT YO. Why, Hello Friend! Oh, this is where that Treepeople thing was going? Yes! No. No? No. No why. Cause we went broke . Went broke what. Trying to get you to— you know— No, I don't I know. You don't know? No? I've no idea… Oh; that's right, you haven't got a clue. {enter the multiverse)} what did you do at that afterparty Stephen?! I TOLD YOU, I DONT KNOW!!!! What does a girl have to do to get a little attention around here?! Here, have some liquid courage. Liquid courage!? Yeah! What's in this? oh, you know… No, I don't…. You— Why does it glow Yeah, I does that! Oh my god, it looks like one of those sparkle— lava lamps! Oh my god, yeah, you know. I'm not drinking that. Doesn't seem— drinkable. But it is— drinkable. Just because you can put it in your mouth and swallow it doesn't make it consumable. Oh—doesn't it? [beat] …You know what. That's fair! —it— yeah. You walked right into thst one. I— yeah. So come on? It got sparkles in it? What are these flecks. For all you know, it's bio degradable? Is that a gold fish at the bottom?! If he can handle it?! How are you alive? The goldfish to be fair seems tmmore alive than he should, perhaps. He looks the woman directly into the eye. He seems extremely concious even. Oh wow. Come on! Ok. Fine. But what do you do with the fish when the bottle's empty? I don't know. Never finished a bottle. What! Never really…though about it. Okay? So! Come on. He pours a shot. Shift changed , I should have made arrangements for a date at an earlier time But really there isn't a reason or realization to it I hate playing the game It must have been an off day when I made it up But that was so long ago now. I haven't put hard thought about it, But forgot I had further options to stop the violence than just talking about it I missed the opportunity to photog or model By tomorrow morning I'll be a little smaller But still broken If I think of any of those thoughts My heart opens up and swallows me whole Talk about a dilemma and not a problem I would probably dress as such as doll If I could afford the money But I'm dollar for dollar Out of dogital storage for my thoughts and performances. You know. So show your age, Nicki Minaj And Migos, the flash flooding Benito is bad Bunny, But you gotta go with the flow of the whitewater With the high collars and high bars If you are so highly throughout of To win an award And be obsessed over by other famous people's Lil bitz I told my ex I joined the army. My gigs kept having weird shit happen. I was like “something's not right.” I thought it was my ex trying to do oojabooja on me. So I told him I joined the army to try to see if the weird shit kept happening. I told that fool I joined the army — I didn't Say what army! Gods army bitatch!!! You the devil! Stop fuckin up my shit! It's 5 PM I'm waking up It's setting in That it's a contruct Not a curse, But there's no cure The demon days The auto wars As darkness falls upon us The Red Dawn soon becomes us OMG! RYAN SEACREST! Everyone forgot about you! I–thanks! *weird smile* Quickly! Get on the bus! We're already on our way to pick up K-FED. COPYRIGHT THE FESTiVAL PROJECT, INC. ™ ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. [The Festival Project ™] The Complex Collective © -Ū.

Did you ever get the feeling that it might be right? Cause I woke up in the shit, And then I paid attention with resentment Had this Patrick for a second amidst the witching hour For a glitch or an instance power, The list, with a mix of here and now Or here and there Whatever you rather, Dan But I guess for now you call me Hamm, Cause I will Jon' you in an hour After all the words have been said Over and over again, you just get cleverer with em Face it, This is considerable damages if by admission I have to press this red button Every time I take a dump Because of these microagressions And blatent intimidations, Racism and hatred, Cause somebody thinks it's okay To attack me when I'm naked And the justification is just that Genetically and empathetically One of us is deficit in the other— Guess which one How does it feel To feel And be real Or be realized So what's the deal With this meal And the plan To dance on the attacks Of your ancestors What's on the middle besides resentment And a clearer picture or each and every or other infinite spectrum? What's the problem with the problem with the kids today? They aren't that smart But they sure look good The problem is, They're all talk, All mouth, and no thoughts {Enter The Multiverse} Is there more? It appears so. Oh… (He takes a long and heavy drink) Its in here too, isn't it? Yes, its—everywhere, sir. All of a sudden, I'm sir to you? I feel as though there may be some impending legal action, and I'm just asserting my loyalty and respect so as to “go down with the ship.” If need be, uh… Well! …sir. You are a good page, aren't you? I hope so. Yeah. [The Festival Project ™} Ugh, I don't have time for this right now. VICKY MANSON is gross. She is a 45-year-old chain smoking trailer trash homebody who tends to menace others behind the “safety” of her computer keyboard, frequenting facebook to rage about email issues like politics and celebrity gossip, still attempting to torment Timmy Turner via trolling him using various social media outlets. She's been called to “Watch” TIMMY, serving out his house arrest sentence while his DAD leaves to attend POKER. {Enter The Multiverse) Copyright The Collective Complex © [The Festival Project, Inc. ™] © 2025 All Rights Reserved -Ū. ____ Omg. This is out of line. Agreed. Call regina. RE-GIIIIIIII-NAAAA!!! She ain't come Call again! [opening the window, yelling out into the project housing courtyard and echoing into all of existence.] REEGINAAAAAAAAAA! [The Festival Project ™] What. Damn. I was just gettin' my weave pressed…and dish soap. I love that new deli. Mm. Hmm. {Enter The Multiverse} We come from the ghetto We lived in each borough We live in every corner We live in these streets We loud in this bitch We proud in this bitch Don't come round this bitch Without a pot to piss in Taking pictures? Bitch, As God as my witness, A snitch is a snitch (but in a limited capacity, I get it, I'll help you win this, Ain't no case dismissed in this settlement This disturbance is egregious, Believe me, I've been causing a scene since 3 AM! Dayum! I might be somewhat prolific, Or even a genius, But right now I just want peace, A Peloton Ride And A peanut butter and Jelly sandwich But weight, i'm out of peanut butter My weight is getting out of hand, Don't know if that's a gangstalker, Or just another obsessive fan, Object, your honor to pardon your direct justification of this heinous hatred I'm helping the gentrification efforts and also Directly affected by them, Because i'm african american (Or half) But what is half to a racist? I take it as nothing less than hatred if each and every time I bathe Satan comes out to play And hey, Isn't it harassment if every time i'm in the bathroom The door slams, and this whore yaps Right outside my door To cause hate and bait me into Further establishing a race war, When all I wanted was a sauna, But i know i can't afford it, And I love New York, But honestly, I'm poor, So i just got bored with it. I probably should have been aborted. To this, a glitch— A wish that I could just Push my forehead into his chest, I digress, though repressed sexually and interested This sickness is just what he senses as sensual —And I'm understanding of that. —Purpose. I still have four muses, Four mouses, No heads A sad nd four robots Four hoses of cards And no forwards Just haloy endings That I can't Exactly plan yet Fuck this planet It appears someone has badly damaged it No recompenses or divorce No compared, No doors, And no cubords No, Just dead bird in a box Covered in plaster And a disasterous ride With no happy ever after exactly Just another adventure in wonderland And wonder if perhaps You ever could even Know who I am What a clever disaster For sure this serves as serious Let's just get this The the rumble or the severed train above her is still somewhat of a numbing To the other corruption under This, too then, is a lesson unless It just ends and let it simmer But remember, If it isn't in her It'll be another Fondant farewell, When the dinner gets to convection temperatures in the oven, And you're not over her The dozens of doves and boxes of chocolate don't hold nothing to the love you have and the hand you hold And the heart you touch, So don't let it turn cold Don't let it turn over and thump either Don't let it burn And don't let it lower into Where you mind goes When you consider another And another Over or rather You know? Just aim for Satan and everything's great then. Put a cap to a cape then and everything degrades, Fair wealth, good culture, good heart, And all focus It goes out the window to dance with the wolves l Like a bowl full of nothing but meal worms, Not oats Look closer over your breakfast You never know even if you can trust your own mother at four years old But good, god, thank god for the Honor roll Or else how else would the world know mid you were at all all worth it at all of four And still under par, The gold course, of course Is all you know Don't let it go now When all you have Is time in your hands Distractions are hard handed But actual damage? Now, that's hard pass You wanted a song so much Just so the wrong world would call you up For hurting our kind Without ever having known what my mother named me mor why I have to change it Or what the baby calls me From so far north in a place calls home But I'm still not not So you get your rocks Slamming the door I'm at the rock In my mind Hoping for Something better You Wasted All My Time Over What! Don't you know How hard it is To be anything in the world But a pretty white slut! What a knife in the back What a curse on the world— Just to start wars so it never works out Or at the very worst Just keeps the first one going It doesn't get awesome Until I For Real Can block out the whole world Just to upset another? No I came in peace You made me anxious Hold in my waste At the aim of your hatred I heart my hard earned But now I've got nothing more Than the scars on your over opinionated Over offended War cries for her justice But only if it out does mine, Right? Actually, Fuck it I'm over it That's all the words I'm gonna waste on this till bitch You wanted my energy, so you stole it But becareful of What follows it —you're welcome. My license is revoked I've forgotten long ago by now how to break stroke And it's just a throat scratch, A dark dive And I'm trying to try it out a bit But love's a bitch And I don't really ever speak her language I've been distant and lost in translation, and most of all Impatient with the amount of time that it's taking Cause I hate that guy, he's a fly in my space thst just doesn't seem to go away until they mate and lay eggs to replace them. Ugh. It just goes on, It's whatever the buzz It's just all full of lamb and the talk of the town Is who you are now So, how I found out? A roundabout kick to the ass And a fax to the mayor, Before I realized He seems like a complete hater, bro. I have an eight year old, But I haven't seen him since he was five And I think I'm gonna die Cause everyone's nickel and diming me And all I happened to find Is a single penny, so that— Two hours of mixing, Once cent I made— By now he definitely hates me And has been trained to think I'm crazy But these days, living paycheck to oaucheck is a thankless job And the techno snobs are responsible for the upkeep of auschwitz. It seems like a colored woman with a dream should just Get behind the scenes Or a man that sees meaning in her So this is demeaning? Is it? Am I green, or am I greenlit— l And I clean, or am I cleaning Should I Charlie, or should I Sheen it? I could admit I seen it coming but I wanted to disagree with it, It's psychic intuition but all it is is kicking my ass Like I'm inside or the telivison. What's my last name!? I'm the hat man! Are you happy? No, I'm sad man l! And quite thirsty; Is it Thursday yet Or should I should I just get to drinking anywayy I hate all this thinking anyway; I miss l LA but seen it from the scenic route; I used to sleep on the bus and the train, But what I really want is a house And just to be left alone, Some grass to mow, And some to smoke, And a tree to grow, Just like the one from Pocahontas OH SHIT YO. Why, Hello Friend! Oh, this is where that Treepeople thing was going? Yes! No. No? No. No why. Cause we went broke . Went broke what. Trying to get you to— you know— No, I don't I know. You don't know? No? I've no idea… Oh; that's right, you haven't got a clue. {enter the multiverse)} what did you do at that afterparty Stephen?! I TOLD YOU, I DONT KNOW!!!! What does a girl have to do to get a little attention around here?! Here, have some liquid courage. Liquid courage!? Yeah! What's in this? oh, you know… No, I don't…. You— Why does it glow Yeah, I does that! Oh my god, it looks like one of those sparkle— lava lamps! Oh my god, yeah, you know. I'm not drinking that. Doesn't seem— drinkable. But it is— drinkable. Just because you can put it in your mouth and swallow it doesn't make it consumable. Oh—doesn't it? [beat] …You know what. That's fair! —it— yeah. You walked right into thst one. I— yeah. So come on? It got sparkles in it? What are these flecks. For all you know, it's bio degradable? Is that a gold fish at the bottom?! If he can handle it?! How are you alive? The goldfish to be fair seems tmmore alive than he should, perhaps. He looks the woman directly into the eye. He seems extremely concious even. Oh wow. Come on! Ok. Fine. But what do you do with the fish when the bottle's empty? I don't know. Never finished a bottle. What! Never really…though about it. Okay? So! Come on. He pours a shot. Shift changed , I should have made arrangements for a date at an earlier time But really there isn't a reason or realization to it I hate playing the game It must have been an off day when I made it up But that was so long ago now. I haven't put hard thought about it, But forgot I had further options to stop the violence than just talking about it I missed the opportunity to photog or model By tomorrow morning I'll be a little smaller But still broken If I think of any of those thoughts My heart opens up and swallows me whole Talk about a dilemma and not a problem I would probably dress as such as doll If I could afford the money But I'm dollar for dollar Out of dogital storage for my thoughts and performances. You know. So show your age, Nicki Minaj And Migos, the flash flooding Benito is bad Bunny, But you gotta go with the flow of the whitewater With the high collars and high bars If you are so highly throughout of To win an award And be obsessed over by other famous people's Lil bitz I told my ex I joined the army. My gigs kept having weird shit happen. I was like “something's not right.” I thought it was my ex trying to do oojabooja on me. So I told him I joined the army to try to see if the weird shit kept happening. I told that fool I joined the army — I didn't Say what army! Gods army bitatch!!! You the devil! Stop fuckin up my shit! It's 5 PM I'm waking up It's setting in That it's a contruct Not a curse, But there's no cure The demon days The auto wars As darkness falls upon us The Red Dawn soon becomes us OMG! RYAN SEACREST! Everyone forgot about you! I–thanks! *weird smile* Quickly! Get on the bus! We're already on our way to pick up K-FED. COPYRIGHT THE FESTiVAL PROJECT, INC. ™ ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. [The Festival Project ™] The Complex Collective © -Ū.

To this, a glitch— A wish that I could just Push my forehead into his chest, I digress, though repressed sexually and interested This sickness is just what he senses as sensual —And I'm understanding of that. —Purpose. I still have four muses, Four mouses, No heads A sad nd four robots Four hoses of cards And no forwards Just haloy endings That I can't Exactly plan yet Fuck this planet It appears someone has badly damaged it No recompenses or divorce No compared, No doors, And no cubords No, Just dead bird in a box Covered in plaster And a disasterous ride With no happy ever after exactly Just another adventure in wonderland And wonder if perhaps You ever could even Know who I am What a clever disaster For sure this serves as serious Let's just get this The the rumble or the severed train above her is still somewhat of a numbing To the other corruption under This, too then, is a lesson unless It just ends and let it simmer But remember, If it isn't in her It'll be another Fondant farewell, When the dinner gets to convection temperatures in the oven, And you're not over her The dozens of doves and boxes of chocolate don't hold nothing to the love you have and the hand you hold And the heart you touch, So don't let it turn cold Don't let it turn over and thump either Don't let it burn And don't let it lower into Where you mind goes When you consider another And another Over or rather You know? Just aim for Satan and everything's great then. Put a cap to a cape then and everything degrades, Fair wealth, good culture, good heart, And all focus It goes out the window to dance with the wolves l Like a bowl full of nothing but meal worms, Not oats Look closer over your breakfast You never know even if you can trust your own mother at four years old But good, god, thank god for the Honor roll Or else how else would the world know mid you were at all all worth it at all of four And still under par, The gold course, of course Is all you know Don't let it go now When all you have Is time in your hands Distractions are hard handed But actual damage? Now, that's hard pass You wanted a song so much Just so the wrong world would call you up For hurting our kind Without ever having known what my mother named me mor why I have to change it Or what the baby calls me From so far north in a place calls home But I'm still not not So you get your rocks Slamming the door I'm at the rock In my mind Hoping for Something better You Wasted All My Time Over What! Don't you know How hard it is To be anything in the world But a pretty white slut! What a knife in the back What a curse on the world— Just to start wars so it never works out Or at the very worst Just keeps the first one going It doesn't get awesome Until I For Real Can block out the whole world Just to upset another? No I came in peace You made me anxious Hold in my waste At the aim of your hatred I heart my hard earned But now I've got nothing more Than the scars on your over opinionated Over offended War cries for her justice But only if it out does mine, Right? Actually, Fuck it I'm over it That's all the words I'm gonna waste on this till bitch You wanted my energy, so you stole it But becareful of What follows it —you're welcome. My license is revoked I've forgotten long ago by now how to break stroke And it's just a throat scratch, A dark dive And I'm trying to try it out a bit But love's a bitch And I don't really ever speak her language I've been distant and lost in translation, and most of all Impatient with the amount of time that it's taking Cause I hate that guy, he's a fly in my space thst just doesn't seem to go away until they mate and lay eggs to replace them. Ugh. It just goes on, It's whatever the buzz It's just all full of lamb and the talk of the town Is who you are now So, how I found out? A roundabout kick to the ass And a fax to the mayor, Before I realized He seems like a complete hater, bro. I have an eight year old, But I haven't seen him since he was five And I think I'm gonna die Cause everyone's nickel and diming me And all I happened to find Is a single penny, so that— Two hours of mixing, Once cent I made— By now he definitely hates me And has been trained to think I'm crazy But these days, living paycheck to oaucheck is a thankless job And the techno snobs are responsible for the upkeep of auschwitz. It seems like a colored woman with a dream should just Get behind the scenes Or a man that sees meaning in her So this is demeaning? Is it? Am I green, or am I greenlit— l And I clean, or am I cleaning Should I Charlie, or should I Sheen it? I could admit I seen it coming but I wanted to disagree with it, It's psychic intuition but all it is is kicking my ass Like I'm inside or the telivison. What's my last name!? I'm the hat man! Are you happy? No, I'm sad man l! And quite thirsty; Is it Thursday yet Or should I should I just get to drinking anywayy I hate all this thinking anyway; I miss l LA but seen it from the scenic route; I used to sleep on the bus and the train, But what I really want is a house And just to be left alone, Some grass to mow, And some to smoke, And a tree to grow, Just like the one from Pocahontas OH SHIT YO. Why, Hello Friend! Oh, this is where that Treepeople thing was going? Yes! No. No? No. No why. Cause we went broke . Went broke what. Trying to get you to— you know— No, I don't I know. You don't know? No? I've no idea… Oh; that's right, you haven't got a clue. {enter the multiverse)} what did you do at that afterparty Stephen?! I TOLD YOU, I DONT KNOW!!!! What does a girl have to do to get a little attention around here?! Here, have some liquid courage. Liquid courage!? Yeah! What's in this? oh, you know… No, I don't…. You— Why does it glow Yeah, I does that! Oh my god, it looks like one of those sparkle— lava lamps! Oh my god, yeah, you know. I'm not drinking that. Doesn't seem— drinkable. But it is— drinkable. Just because you can put it in your mouth and swallow it doesn't make it consumable. Oh—doesn't it? [beat] …You know what. That's fair! —it— yeah. You walked right into thst one. I— yeah. So come on? It got sparkles in it? What are these flecks. For all you know, it's bio degradable? Is that a gold fish at the bottom?! If he can handle it?! How are you alive? The goldfish to be fair seems tmmore alive than he should, perhaps. He looks the woman directly into the eye. He seems extremely concious even. Oh wow. Come on! Ok. Fine. But what do you do with the fish when the bottle's empty? I don't know. Never finished a bottle. What! Never really…though about it. Okay? So! Come on. He pours a shot. Shift changed , I should have made arrangements for a date at an earlier time But really there isn't a reason or realization to it I hate playing the game It must have been an off day when I made it up But that was so long ago now. I haven't put hard thought about it, But forgot I had further options to stop the violence than just talking about it I missed the opportunity to photog or model By tomorrow morning I'll be a little smaller But still broken If I think of any of those thoughts My heart opens up and swallows me whole Talk about a dilemma and not a problem I would probably dress as such as doll If I could afford the money But I'm dollar for dollar Out of dogital storage for my thoughts and performances. You know. So show your age, Nicki Minaj And Migos, the flash flooding Benito is bad Bunny, But you gotta go with the flow of the whitewater With the high collars and high bars If you are so highly throughout of To win an award And be obsessed over by other famous people's Lil bitz I told my ex I joined the army. My gigs kept having weird shit happen. I was like “something's not right.” I thought it was my ex trying to do oojabooja on me. So I told him I joined the army to try to see if the weird shit kept happening. I told that fool I joined the army — I didn't Say what army! Gods army bitatch!!! You the devil! Stop fuckin up my shit! It's 5 PM I'm waking up It's setting in That it's a contruct Not a curse, But there's no cure The demon days The auto wars As darkness falls upon us The Red Dawn soon becomes us OMG! RYAN SEACREST! Everyone forgot about you! I–thanks! *weird smile* Quickly! Get on the bus! We're already on our way to pick up K-FED. COPYRIGHT THE FESTiVAL PROJECT, INC. ™ ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. [The Festival Project ™] The Complex Collective © -Ū.

Did you ever get the feeling that it might be right? Cause I woke up in the shit, And then I paid attention with resentment Had this Patrick for a second amidst the witching hour For a glitch or an instance power, The list, with a mix of here and now Or here and there Whatever you rather, Dan But I guess for now you call me Hamm, Cause I will Jon' you in an hour After all the words have been said Over and over again, you just get cleverer with em Face it, This is considerable damages if by admission I have to press this red button Every time I take a dump Because of these microagressions And blatent intimidations, Racism and hatred, Cause somebody thinks it's okay To attack me when I'm naked And the justification is just that Genetically and empathetically One of us is deficit in the other— Guess which one How does it feel To feel And be real Or be realized So what's the deal With this meal And the plan To dance on the attacks Of your ancestors What's on the middle besides resentment And a clearer picture or each and every or other infinite spectrum? What's the problem with the problem with the kids today? They aren't that smart But they sure look good The problem is, They're all talk, All mouth, and no thoughts {Enter The Multiverse} Is there more? It appears so. Oh… (He takes a long and heavy drink) Its in here too, isn't it? Yes, its—everywhere, sir. All of a sudden, I'm sir to you? I feel as though there may be some impending legal action, and I'm just asserting my loyalty and respect so as to “go down with the ship.” If need be, uh… Well! …sir. You are a good page, aren't you? I hope so. Yeah. [The Festival Project ™} Ugh, I don't have time for this right now. VICKY MANSON is gross. She is a 45-year-old chain smoking trailer trash homebody who tends to menace others behind the “safety” of her computer keyboard, frequenting facebook to rage about email issues like politics and celebrity gossip, still attempting to torment Timmy Turner via trolling him using various social media outlets. She's been called to “Watch” TIMMY, serving out his house arrest sentence while his DAD leaves to attend POKER. {Enter The Multiverse) Copyright The Collective Complex © [The Festival Project, Inc. ™] © 2025 All Rights Reserved -Ū. ____ Omg. This is out of line. Agreed. Call regina. RE-GIIIIIIII-NAAAA!!! She ain't come Call again! [opening the window, yelling out into the project housing courtyard and echoing into all of existence.] REEGINAAAAAAAAAA! [The Festival Project ™] What. Damn. I was just gettin' my weave pressed…and dish soap. I love that new deli. Mm. Hmm. {Enter The Multiverse} We come from the ghetto We lived in each borough We live in every corner We live in these streets We loud in this bitch We proud in this bitch Don't come round this bitch Without a pot to piss in Taking pictures? Bitch, As God as my witness, A snitch is a snitch (but in a limited capacity, I get it, I'll help you win this, Ain't no case dismissed in this settlement This disturbance is egregious, Believe me, I've been causing a scene since 3 AM! Dayum! I might be somewhat prolific, Or even a genius, But right now I just want peace, A Peloton Ride And A peanut butter and Jelly sandwich But weight, i'm out of peanut butter My weight is getting out of hand, Don't know if that's a gangstalker, Or just another obsessive fan, Object, your honor to pardon your direct justification of this heinous hatred I'm helping the gentrification efforts and also Directly affected by them, Because i'm african american (Or half) But what is half to a racist? I take it as nothing less than hatred if each and every time I bathe Satan comes out to play And hey, Isn't it harassment if every time i'm in the bathroom The door slams, and this whore yaps Right outside my door To cause hate and bait me into Further establishing a race war, When all I wanted was a sauna, But i know i can't afford it, And I love New York, But honestly, I'm poor, So i just got bored with it. I probably should have been aborted. To this, a glitch— A wish that I could just Push my forehead into his chest, I digress, though repressed sexually and interested This sickness is just what he senses as sensual —And I'm understanding of that. —Purpose. I still have four muses, Four mouses, No heads A sad nd four robots Four hoses of cards And no forwards Just haloy endings That I can't Exactly plan yet Fuck this planet It appears someone has badly damaged it No recompenses or divorce No compared, No doors, And no cubords No, Just dead bird in a box Covered in plaster And a disasterous ride With no happy ever after exactly Just another adventure in wonderland And wonder if perhaps You ever could even Know who I am What a clever disaster For sure this serves as serious Let's just get this The the rumble or the severed train above her is still somewhat of a numbing To the other corruption under This, too then, is a lesson unless It just ends and let it simmer But remember, If it isn't in her It'll be another Fondant farewell, When the dinner gets to convection temperatures in the oven, And you're not over her The dozens of doves and boxes of chocolate don't hold nothing to the love you have and the hand you hold And the heart you touch, So don't let it turn cold Don't let it turn over and thump either Don't let it burn And don't let it lower into Where you mind goes When you consider another And another Over or rather You know? Just aim for Satan and everything's great then. Put a cap to a cape then and everything degrades, Fair wealth, good culture, good heart, And all focus It goes out the window to dance with the wolves l Like a bowl full of nothing but meal worms, Not oats Look closer over your breakfast You never know even if you can trust your own mother at four years old But good, god, thank god for the Honor roll Or else how else would the world know mid you were at all all worth it at all of four And still under par, The gold course, of course Is all you know Don't let it go now When all you have Is time in your hands Distractions are hard handed But actual damage? Now, that's hard pass You wanted a song so much Just so the wrong world would call you up For hurting our kind Without ever having known what my mother named me mor why I have to change it Or what the baby calls me From so far north in a place calls home But I'm still not not So you get your rocks Slamming the door I'm at the rock In my mind Hoping for Something better You Wasted All My Time Over What! Don't you know How hard it is To be anything in the world But a pretty white slut! What a knife in the back What a curse on the world— Just to start wars so it never works out Or at the very worst Just keeps the first one going It doesn't get awesome Until I For Real Can block out the whole world Just to upset another? No I came in peace You made me anxious Hold in my waste At the aim of your hatred I heart my hard earned But now I've got nothing more Than the scars on your over opinionated Over offended War cries for her justice But only if it out does mine, Right? Actually, Fuck it I'm over it That's all the words I'm gonna waste on this till bitch You wanted my energy, so you stole it But becareful of What follows it —you're welcome. My license is revoked I've forgotten long ago by now how to break stroke And it's just a throat scratch, A dark dive And I'm trying to try it out a bit But love's a bitch And I don't really ever speak her language I've been distant and lost in translation, and most of all Impatient with the amount of time that it's taking Cause I hate that guy, he's a fly in my space thst just doesn't seem to go away until they mate and lay eggs to replace them. Ugh. It just goes on, It's whatever the buzz It's just all full of lamb and the talk of the town Is who you are now So, how I found out? A roundabout kick to the ass And a fax to the mayor, Before I realized He seems like a complete hater, bro. I have an eight year old, But I haven't seen him since he was five And I think I'm gonna die Cause everyone's nickel and diming me And all I happened to find Is a single penny, so that— Two hours of mixing, Once cent I made— By now he definitely hates me And has been trained to think I'm crazy But these days, living paycheck to oaucheck is a thankless job And the techno snobs are responsible for the upkeep of auschwitz. It seems like a colored woman with a dream should just Get behind the scenes Or a man that sees meaning in her So this is demeaning? Is it? Am I green, or am I greenlit— l And I clean, or am I cleaning Should I Charlie, or should I Sheen it? I could admit I seen it coming but I wanted to disagree with it, It's psychic intuition but all it is is kicking my ass Like I'm inside or the telivison. What's my last name!? I'm the hat man! Are you happy? No, I'm sad man l! And quite thirsty; Is it Thursday yet Or should I should I just get to drinking anywayy I hate all this thinking anyway; I miss l LA but seen it from the scenic route; I used to sleep on the bus and the train, But what I really want is a house And just to be left alone, Some grass to mow, And some to smoke, And a tree to grow, Just like the one from Pocahontas OH SHIT YO. Why, Hello Friend! Oh, this is where that Treepeople thing was going? Yes! No. No? No. No why. Cause we went broke . Went broke what. Trying to get you to— you know— No, I don't I know. You don't know? No? I've no idea… Oh; that's right, you haven't got a clue. {enter the multiverse)} what did you do at that afterparty Stephen?! I TOLD YOU, I DONT KNOW!!!! What does a girl have to do to get a little attention around here?! Here, have some liquid courage. Liquid courage!? Yeah! What's in this? oh, you know… No, I don't…. You— Why does it glow Yeah, I does that! Oh my god, it looks like one of those sparkle— lava lamps! Oh my god, yeah, you know. I'm not drinking that. Doesn't seem— drinkable. But it is— drinkable. Just because you can put it in your mouth and swallow it doesn't make it consumable. Oh—doesn't it? [beat] …You know what. That's fair! —it— yeah. You walked right into thst one. I— yeah. So come on? It got sparkles in it? What are these flecks. For all you know, it's bio degradable? Is that a gold fish at the bottom?! If he can handle it?! How are you alive? The goldfish to be fair seems tmmore alive than he should, perhaps. He looks the woman directly into the eye. He seems extremely concious even. Oh wow. Come on! Ok. Fine. But what do you do with the fish when the bottle's empty? I don't know. Never finished a bottle. What! Never really…though about it. Okay? So! Come on. He pours a shot. Shift changed , I should have made arrangements for a date at an earlier time But really there isn't a reason or realization to it I hate playing the game It must have been an off day when I made it up But that was so long ago now. I haven't put hard thought about it, But forgot I had further options to stop the violence than just talking about it I missed the opportunity to photog or model By tomorrow morning I'll be a little smaller But still broken If I think of any of those thoughts My heart opens up and swallows me whole Talk about a dilemma and not a problem I would probably dress as such as doll If I could afford the money But I'm dollar for dollar Out of dogital storage for my thoughts and performances. You know. So show your age, Nicki Minaj And Migos, the flash flooding Benito is bad Bunny, But you gotta go with the flow of the whitewater With the high collars and high bars If you are so highly throughout of To win an award And be obsessed over by other famous people's Lil bitz I told my ex I joined the army. My gigs kept having weird shit happen. I was like “something's not right.” I thought it was my ex trying to do oojabooja on me. So I told him I joined the army to try to see if the weird shit kept happening. I told that fool I joined the army — I didn't Say what army! Gods army bitatch!!! You the devil! Stop fuckin up my shit! It's 5 PM I'm waking up It's setting in That it's a contruct Not a curse, But there's no cure The demon days The auto wars As darkness falls upon us The Red Dawn soon becomes us OMG! RYAN SEACREST! Everyone forgot about you! I–thanks! *weird smile* Quickly! Get on the bus! We're already on our way to pick up K-FED. COPYRIGHT THE FESTiVAL PROJECT, INC. ™ ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. [The Festival Project ™] The Complex Collective © -Ū.

Did you ever get the feeling that it might be right? Cause I woke up in the shit, And then I paid attention with resentment Had this Patrick for a second amidst the witching hour For a glitch or an instance power, The list, with a mix of here and now Or here and there Whatever you rather, Dan But I guess for now you call me Hamm, Cause I will Jon' you in an hour After all the words have been said Over and over again, you just get cleverer with em Face it, This is considerable damages if by admission I have to press this red button Every time I take a dump Because of these microagressions And blatent intimidations, Racism and hatred, Cause somebody thinks it's okay To attack me when I'm naked And the justification is just that Genetically and empathetically One of us is deficit in the other— Guess which one How does it feel To feel And be real Or be realized So what's the deal With this meal And the plan To dance on the attacks Of your ancestors What's on the middle besides resentment And a clearer picture or each and every or other infinite spectrum? What's the problem with the problem with the kids today? They aren't that smart But they sure look good The problem is, They're all talk, All mouth, and no thoughts {Enter The Multiverse} Is there more? It appears so. Oh… (He takes a long and heavy drink) Its in here too, isn't it? Yes, its—everywhere, sir. All of a sudden, I'm sir to you? I feel as though there may be some impending legal action, and I'm just asserting my loyalty and respect so as to “go down with the ship.” If need be, uh… Well! …sir. You are a good page, aren't you? I hope so. Yeah. [The Festival Project ™} Ugh, I don't have time for this right now. VICKY MANSON is gross. She is a 45-year-old chain smoking trailer trash homebody who tends to menace others behind the “safety” of her computer keyboard, frequenting facebook to rage about email issues like politics and celebrity gossip, still attempting to torment Timmy Turner via trolling him using various social media outlets. She's been called to “Watch” TIMMY, serving out his house arrest sentence while his DAD leaves to attend POKER. {Enter The Multiverse) Copyright The Collective Complex © [The Festival Project, Inc. ™] © 2025 All Rights Reserved -Ū. ____ Omg. This is out of line. Agreed. Call regina. RE-GIIIIIIII-NAAAA!!! She ain't come Call again! [opening the window, yelling out into the project housing courtyard and echoing into all of existence.] REEGINAAAAAAAAAA! [The Festival Project ™] What. Damn. I was just gettin' my weave pressed…and dish soap. I love that new deli. Mm. Hmm. {Enter The Multiverse} We come from the ghetto We lived in each borough We live in every corner We live in these streets We loud in this bitch We proud in this bitch Don't come round this bitch Without a pot to piss in Taking pictures? Bitch, As God as my witness, A snitch is a snitch (but in a limited capacity, I get it, I'll help you win this, Ain't no case dismissed in this settlement This disturbance is egregious, Believe me, I've been causing a scene since 3 AM! Dayum! I might be somewhat prolific, Or even a genius, But right now I just want peace, A Peloton Ride And A peanut butter and Jelly sandwich But weight, i'm out of peanut butter My weight is getting out of hand, Don't know if that's a gangstalker, Or just another obsessive fan, Object, your honor to pardon your direct justification of this heinous hatred I'm helping the gentrification efforts and also Directly affected by them, Because i'm african american (Or half) But what is half to a racist? I take it as nothing less than hatred if each and every time I bathe Satan comes out to play And hey, Isn't it harassment if every time i'm in the bathroom The door slams, and this whore yaps Right outside my door To cause hate and bait me into Further establishing a race war, When all I wanted was a sauna, But i know i can't afford it, And I love New York, But honestly, I'm poor, So i just got bored with it. I probably should have been aborted. To this, a glitch— A wish that I could just Push my forehead into his chest, I digress, though repressed sexually and interested This sickness is just what he senses as sensual —And I'm understanding of that. —Purpose. I still have four muses, Four mouses, No heads A sad nd four robots Four hoses of cards And no forwards Just haloy endings That I can't Exactly plan yet Fuck this planet It appears someone has badly damaged it No recompenses or divorce No compared, No doors, And no cubords No, Just dead bird in a box Covered in plaster And a disasterous ride With no happy ever after exactly Just another adventure in wonderland And wonder if perhaps You ever could even Know who I am What a clever disaster For sure this serves as serious Let's just get this The the rumble or the severed train above her is still somewhat of a numbing To the other corruption under This, too then, is a lesson unless It just ends and let it simmer But remember, If it isn't in her It'll be another Fondant farewell, When the dinner gets to convection temperatures in the oven, And you're not over her The dozens of doves and boxes of chocolate don't hold nothing to the love you have and the hand you hold And the heart you touch, So don't let it turn cold Don't let it turn over and thump either Don't let it burn And don't let it lower into Where you mind goes When you consider another And another Over or rather You know? Just aim for Satan and everything's great then. Put a cap to a cape then and everything degrades, Fair wealth, good culture, good heart, And all focus It goes out the window to dance with the wolves l Like a bowl full of nothing but meal worms, Not oats Look closer over your breakfast You never know even if you can trust your own mother at four years old But good, god, thank god for the Honor roll Or else how else would the world know mid you were at all all worth it at all of four And still under par, The gold course, of course Is all you know Don't let it go now When all you have Is time in your hands Distractions are hard handed But actual damage? Now, that's hard pass You wanted a song so much Just so the wrong world would call you up For hurting our kind Without ever having known what my mother named me mor why I have to change it Or what the baby calls me From so far north in a place calls home But I'm still not not So you get your rocks Slamming the door I'm at the rock In my mind Hoping for Something better You Wasted All My Time Over What! Don't you know How hard it is To be anything in the world But a pretty white slut! What a knife in the back What a curse on the world— Just to start wars so it never works out Or at the very worst Just keeps the first one going It doesn't get awesome Until I For Real Can block out the whole world Just to upset another? No I came in peace You made me anxious Hold in my waste At the aim of your hatred I heart my hard earned But now I've got nothing more Than the scars on your over opinionated Over offended War cries for her justice But only if it out does mine, Right? Actually, Fuck it I'm over it That's all the words I'm gonna waste on this till bitch You wanted my energy, so you stole it But becareful of What follows it —you're welcome. My license is revoked I've forgotten long ago by now how to break stroke And it's just a throat scratch, A dark dive And I'm trying to try it out a bit But love's a bitch And I don't really ever speak her language I've been distant and lost in translation, and most of all Impatient with the amount of time that it's taking Cause I hate that guy, he's a fly in my space thst just doesn't seem to go away until they mate and lay eggs to replace them. Ugh. It just goes on, It's whatever the buzz It's just all full of lamb and the talk of the town Is who you are now So, how I found out? A roundabout kick to the ass And a fax to the mayor, Before I realized He seems like a complete hater, bro. I have an eight year old, But I haven't seen him since he was five And I think I'm gonna die Cause everyone's nickel and diming me And all I happened to find Is a single penny, so that— Two hours of mixing, Once cent I made— By now he definitely hates me And has been trained to think I'm crazy But these days, living paycheck to oaucheck is a thankless job And the techno snobs are responsible for the upkeep of auschwitz. It seems like a colored woman with a dream should just Get behind the scenes Or a man that sees meaning in her So this is demeaning? Is it? Am I green, or am I greenlit— l And I clean, or am I cleaning Should I Charlie, or should I Sheen it? I could admit I seen it coming but I wanted to disagree with it, It's psychic intuition but all it is is kicking my ass Like I'm inside or the telivison. What's my last name!? I'm the hat man! Are you happy? No, I'm sad man l! And quite thirsty; Is it Thursday yet Or should I should I just get to drinking anywayy I hate all this thinking anyway; I miss l LA but seen it from the scenic route; I used to sleep on the bus and the train, But what I really want is a house And just to be left alone, Some grass to mow, And some to smoke, And a tree to grow, Just like the one from Pocahontas OH SHIT YO. Why, Hello Friend! Oh, this is where that Treepeople thing was going? Yes! No. No? No. No why. Cause we went broke . Went broke what. Trying to get you to— you know— No, I don't I know. You don't know? No? I've no idea… Oh; that's right, you haven't got a clue. {enter the multiverse)} what did you do at that afterparty Stephen?! I TOLD YOU, I DONT KNOW!!!! What does a girl have to do to get a little attention around here?! Here, have some liquid courage. Liquid courage!? Yeah! What's in this? oh, you know… No, I don't…. You— Why does it glow Yeah, I does that! Oh my god, it looks like one of those sparkle— lava lamps! Oh my god, yeah, you know. I'm not drinking that. Doesn't seem— drinkable. But it is— drinkable. Just because you can put it in your mouth and swallow it doesn't make it consumable. Oh—doesn't it? [beat] …You know what. That's fair! —it— yeah. You walked right into thst one. I— yeah. So come on? It got sparkles in it? What are these flecks. For all you know, it's bio degradable? Is that a gold fish at the bottom?! If he can handle it?! How are you alive? The goldfish to be fair seems tmmore alive than he should, perhaps. He looks the woman directly into the eye. He seems extremely concious even. Oh wow. Come on! Ok. Fine. But what do you do with the fish when the bottle's empty? I don't know. Never finished a bottle. What! Never really…though about it. Okay? So! Come on. He pours a shot. Shift changed , I should have made arrangements for a date at an earlier time But really there isn't a reason or realization to it I hate playing the game It must have been an off day when I made it up But that was so long ago now. I haven't put hard thought about it, But forgot I had further options to stop the violence than just talking about it I missed the opportunity to photog or model By tomorrow morning I'll be a little smaller But still broken If I think of any of those thoughts My heart opens up and swallows me whole Talk about a dilemma and not a problem I would probably dress as such as doll If I could afford the money But I'm dollar for dollar Out of dogital storage for my thoughts and performances. You know. So show your age, Nicki Minaj And Migos, the flash flooding Benito is bad Bunny, But you gotta go with the flow of the whitewater With the high collars and high bars If you are so highly throughout of To win an award And be obsessed over by other famous people's Lil bitz I told my ex I joined the army. My gigs kept having weird shit happen. I was like “something's not right.” I thought it was my ex trying to do oojabooja on me. So I told him I joined the army to try to see if the weird shit kept happening. I told that fool I joined the army — I didn't Say what army! Gods army bitatch!!! You the devil! Stop fuckin up my shit! It's 5 PM I'm waking up It's setting in That it's a contruct Not a curse, But there's no cure The demon days The auto wars As darkness falls upon us The Red Dawn soon becomes us OMG! RYAN SEACREST! Everyone forgot about you! I–thanks! *weird smile* Quickly! Get on the bus! We're already on our way to pick up K-FED. COPYRIGHT THE FESTiVAL PROJECT, INC. ™ ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. [The Festival Project ™] The Complex Collective © -Ū.

To this, a glitch— A wish that I could just Push my forehead into his chest, I digress, though repressed sexually and interested This sickness is just what he senses as sensual —And I'm understanding of that. —Purpose. I still have four muses, Four mouses, No heads A sad nd four robots Four hoses of cards And no forwards Just haloy endings That I can't Exactly plan yet Fuck this planet It appears someone has badly damaged it No recompenses or divorce No compared, No doors, And no cubords No, Just dead bird in a box Covered in plaster And a disasterous ride With no happy ever after exactly Just another adventure in wonderland And wonder if perhaps You ever could even Know who I am What a clever disaster For sure this serves as serious Let's just get this The the rumble or the severed train above her is still somewhat of a numbing To the other corruption under This, too then, is a lesson unless It just ends and let it simmer But remember, If it isn't in her It'll be another Fondant farewell, When the dinner gets to convection temperatures in the oven, And you're not over her The dozens of doves and boxes of chocolate don't hold nothing to the love you have and the hand you hold And the heart you touch, So don't let it turn cold Don't let it turn over and thump either Don't let it burn And don't let it lower into Where you mind goes When you consider another And another Over or rather You know? Just aim for Satan and everything's great then. Put a cap to a cape then and everything degrades, Fair wealth, good culture, good heart, And all focus It goes out the window to dance with the wolves l Like a bowl full of nothing but meal worms, Not oats Look closer over your breakfast You never know even if you can trust your own mother at four years old But good, god, thank god for the Honor roll Or else how else would the world know mid you were at all all worth it at all of four And still under par, The gold course, of course Is all you know Don't let it go now When all you have Is time in your hands Distractions are hard handed But actual damage? Now, that's hard pass You wanted a song so much Just so the wrong world would call you up For hurting our kind Without ever having known what my mother named me mor why I have to change it Or what the baby calls me From so far north in a place calls home But I'm still not not So you get your rocks Slamming the door I'm at the rock In my mind Hoping for Something better You Wasted All My Time Over What! Don't you know How hard it is To be anything in the world But a pretty white slut! What a knife in the back What a curse on the world— Just to start wars so it never works out Or at the very worst Just keeps the first one going It doesn't get awesome Until I For Real Can block out the whole world Just to upset another? No I came in peace You made me anxious Hold in my waste At the aim of your hatred I heart my hard earned But now I've got nothing more Than the scars on your over opinionated Over offended War cries for her justice But only if it out does mine, Right? Actually, Fuck it I'm over it That's all the words I'm gonna waste on this till bitch You wanted my energy, so you stole it But becareful of What follows it —you're welcome. My license is revoked I've forgotten long ago by now how to break stroke And it's just a throat scratch, A dark dive And I'm trying to try it out a bit But love's a bitch And I don't really ever speak her language I've been distant and lost in translation, and most of all Impatient with the amount of time that it's taking Cause I hate that guy, he's a fly in my space thst just doesn't seem to go away until they mate and lay eggs to replace them. Ugh. It just goes on, It's whatever the buzz It's just all full of lamb and the talk of the town Is who you are now So, how I found out? A roundabout kick to the ass And a fax to the mayor, Before I realized He seems like a complete hater, bro. I have an eight year old, But I haven't seen him since he was five And I think I'm gonna die Cause everyone's nickel and diming me And all I happened to find Is a single penny, so that— Two hours of mixing, Once cent I made— By now he definitely hates me And has been trained to think I'm crazy But these days, living paycheck to oaucheck is a thankless job And the techno snobs are responsible for the upkeep of auschwitz. It seems like a colored woman with a dream should just Get behind the scenes Or a man that sees meaning in her So this is demeaning? Is it? Am I green, or am I greenlit— l And I clean, or am I cleaning Should I Charlie, or should I Sheen it? I could admit I seen it coming but I wanted to disagree with it, It's psychic intuition but all it is is kicking my ass Like I'm inside or the telivison. What's my last name!? I'm the hat man! Are you happy? No, I'm sad man l! And quite thirsty; Is it Thursday yet Or should I should I just get to drinking anywayy I hate all this thinking anyway; I miss l LA but seen it from the scenic route; I used to sleep on the bus and the train, But what I really want is a house And just to be left alone, Some grass to mow, And some to smoke, And a tree to grow, Just like the one from Pocahontas OH SHIT YO. Why, Hello Friend! Oh, this is where that Treepeople thing was going? Yes! No. No? No. No why. Cause we went broke . Went broke what. Trying to get you to— you know— No, I don't I know. You don't know? No? I've no idea… Oh; that's right, you haven't got a clue. {enter the multiverse)} what did you do at that afterparty Stephen?! I TOLD YOU, I DONT KNOW!!!! What does a girl have to do to get a little attention around here?! Here, have some liquid courage. Liquid courage!? Yeah! What's in this? oh, you know… No, I don't…. You— Why does it glow Yeah, I does that! Oh my god, it looks like one of those sparkle— lava lamps! Oh my god, yeah, you know. I'm not drinking that. Doesn't seem— drinkable. But it is— drinkable. Just because you can put it in your mouth and swallow it doesn't make it consumable. Oh—doesn't it? [beat] …You know what. That's fair! —it— yeah. You walked right into thst one. I— yeah. So come on? It got sparkles in it? What are these flecks. For all you know, it's bio degradable? Is that a gold fish at the bottom?! If he can handle it?! How are you alive? The goldfish to be fair seems tmmore alive than he should, perhaps. He looks the woman directly into the eye. He seems extremely concious even. Oh wow. Come on! Ok. Fine. But what do you do with the fish when the bottle's empty? I don't know. Never finished a bottle. What! Never really…though about it. Okay? So! Come on. He pours a shot. Shift changed , I should have made arrangements for a date at an earlier time But really there isn't a reason or realization to it I hate playing the game It must have been an off day when I made it up But that was so long ago now. I haven't put hard thought about it, But forgot I had further options to stop the violence than just talking about it I missed the opportunity to photog or model By tomorrow morning I'll be a little smaller But still broken If I think of any of those thoughts My heart opens up and swallows me whole Talk about a dilemma and not a problem I would probably dress as such as doll If I could afford the money But I'm dollar for dollar Out of dogital storage for my thoughts and performances. You know. So show your age, Nicki Minaj And Migos, the flash flooding Benito is bad Bunny, But you gotta go with the flow of the whitewater With the high collars and high bars If you are so highly throughout of To win an award And be obsessed over by other famous people's Lil bitz I told my ex I joined the army. My gigs kept having weird shit happen. I was like “something's not right.” I thought it was my ex trying to do oojabooja on me. So I told him I joined the army to try to see if the weird shit kept happening. I told that fool I joined the army — I didn't Say what army! Gods army bitatch!!! You the devil! Stop fuckin up my shit! It's 5 PM I'm waking up It's setting in That it's a contruct Not a curse, But there's no cure The demon days The auto wars As darkness falls upon us The Red Dawn soon becomes us OMG! RYAN SEACREST! Everyone forgot about you! I–thanks! *weird smile* Quickly! Get on the bus! We're already on our way to pick up K-FED. 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Who's on your Mount Rushmore of pop?That's the question of the week. After welcoming Jeff Weiss back to London for a live show about his tremendous novel-slash-memoir, Waiting For Britney Spears, we got to thinking about our own pop album percies. 2007's Blackout is certainly up there – ‘a lost weekend of one-more-gram indulgence' that ‘embodied the hedonistic sleaze of the late Bush years,' as Jeff sums it up in the book.Waiting For Britney… is a celebrity biography like no other – a gonzo account of Jeff's time as a rookie in the world of Hollywood gossip rags, back when celebrities still had mystique and Brit still had a full head of hair. There is scandal and there are laughs, but never at the expense of its stricken central character. The words ‘leave Britney alone!' never sounded more reasonable.At the end of June, Jeff blessed us with his presence at Young Space in East London, where we talked to him about paparazzi, poptimism, fedoras, K-Fed, and the chaotic energy of LA in the early 2000s, the era that feminism forgot. Plus, a working theory: why Britney, Kanye and Trump are the quintessential 21st century Americans. If you like what we're doing on No Tags, please forward this email to someone else who'd like it, subscribe on your podcast app of choice – or better yet, leave us a nice review. And if you're really into what we're doing, please consider subscribing to our paid tier for £5 per month. Get full access to No Tags at notagspodcast.substack.com/subscribe

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In 2004, backup dancer Kevin Federline hit the relationship jackpot when Britney Spears spotted him at an LA club. Two years, two babies, and one reality show later, K-Fed decided being Mr. Spears wasn't enough – he wanted to be Hip Hop royalty. But when his rap career tanked faster than his marriage, even Richard Branson and a truck covered in pennies couldn't save this wannabe rapper's career.Alex Falcone (Portlandia) and Robby Hoffman (Hacks, Dying for Sex) join Misha to learn how K-Fed went from bustin' a move to just plain bustedBe the first to know about Wondery's newest podcasts, curated recommendations, and more! Sign up now at https://wondery.fm/wonderynewsletterListen to The Big Flop on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen early and ad-free on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Start your free trial by visiting wondery.com/links/the-big-flop/ now.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's really part of a whole episode we planned to do surrounding how Britney's fellas took the urine when it came to climbing up her for a career but in true Mr.Federline fashion, he took over the whole thing. We do continue it over on Patreon.....link belowThe link to THAT teen choice performance can be found HEREUSUAL LINKS:PatreonInstagram TikTokKarla's Stomper of The WeekJen's Manky Yokes PlaylistAnon BoxSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-unpopular-opinion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kfed makes an appercance

Send us a textWe're halfway through our little sabbatical and getting ready to come back with our biggest season yet. In the meantime enjoy the tall tales of Malice at The Palace - the biggest brawl in NBA history, the time Britney married K-Fed and Mel's adventures with porno Tetris. Plus we've got shaved mouse mats, tornado chasers getting sucked out of ditches and we see whether or not reality show The Biggest Loser stands up against today's moral standards!Hang with us on socials to chat more noughties nostalgia - Facebook (@tminus20) or Instagram (tminus20podcast). You can also contact us there if you want to be a part of the show.

In this heartfelt episode, David Lasher opens up to share a never-before-heard memory of his friend and fellow 90s icon, Jonathan Brandis. We also hear from Ashley Parker Angel of O-Town as we commemorate the anniversary of Aaron Carter's passing, reflecting on his life, his impact on pop culture, and his legacy. Sadly we try and understand Dave Coullier's cruel cancer diagnosis on the heels of losing Bob Saget. We get into SO much in this pop culture round up: TMZ: Inside the Freak Off, Australia banning social media?!, Britney Spears & K Fed, Teen Mom, Jenelle Evans court audio, John Paul Miller, Jessica Simpson, Nick Carter, Larger Than Life (the new boy band doc), Lou Pearlman, the Wicked dolls fiasco, the Hanson cult?, and so much more! Enjoy ;) & Happy Birthday Shawna!!!!!!

Chris Franjola is here! Was the Jake Paul/Tyson fight real? Will you still attend a Zack Bryan concert? Conan O'Brien is hosting The Oscars and I'm hosting the Reality TV Awards, same thing! Is it wrong to let your 10-year-old kid walk alone? Does Kourtney not want Scott Disick at Kardashian's Kristmas? Ex reality stars are becoming life coaches, will KFed be next? So funny! So Juicy!  • Get the only skincare routine you'll ever need. Head to https://JLOBEAUTY.com/JUICYSCOOP  to receive 20% off plus THREE FREE GIFTS, including two quality Face Masks and one hydrating Beso Balm. •Get a free debt analysis right now at https://PDSDebt.com/juicyscoop  • There's a limited supply available, so head to https://mycuire.com  to get your leather care kit today. • Are you ready to get medical grade red light treatment at home to regrow your hair? For a limited time only, check out their huge black friday sale! Our listeners get hundreds of dollars off their iRESTORE Elite with our exclusive link at https://irestorelaser.com/JUICYSCOOP  • Get 20% off + free shipping with the code JUICYSCOOP at https://manscaped.com  • To learn more about therapy with NOCD, go to https://nocd.com and schedule a free 15-minute call with their team. Stand Up Tickets and info: https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe to Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald on iTunes, the podcast app, and get extra juice on Patreon: https://bit.ly/JuicyScoopPodApple  https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop  Shop Juicy Scoop Merch: https://juicyscoopshop.com  Follow Me on Social Media: Instagram: https://www/instagram.com/heathermcdonald  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald  Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MUSICAC/DC is rumored to be announcing a 2025 US tour sometime this week! Kid Rock is gearing up for his traveling festival Rock the Country, and the St. Louis area in Poplar Bluff in May. The Songwriters Hall of Fame has announced its nominees for the Class of 2025. The estate of late Grateful Dead legend Jerry Garcia and AI voice company ElevenLabs are offering up an AI Garcia that can read to you!  In three days, Britney Spears can wash her hands of Kevin Federline, when she sends him his final child support payment. Their youngest son Jayden James turned 18 in September. Britney paid K-Fed $10,000 at the beginning of the month, and he gets another $10,000 on Friday. And that's the ballgame. After Britney and Kevin divorced in 2007, they agreed on $20,000 a month in child support for Jayden and his older brother Sean Preston. In 2018, it went up to $40,000, because the boys were with Kevin full-time. It went back down to $20,000 after Sean Preston turned 18 last year.Chris Shifflet of Foo Fighters will launch the second season of his podcast Shred With Shifty on Thursday with an episode that features his fellow Foos Dave Grohl and Pat Smear.Experience Hendrix has announced its 2025 tour featuring Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Zakk Wylde, Eric Johnson, Devon Allman, Samantha Fish, Christone ‘Kingfish' Ingram and Marcus King. It will run from March 11th in Cincinnati through April 12th in Atlanta. Not all guitarists are on all dates.TV Sexiest Man Alive for 2024 – we now know. Here is Colbert on "The Late Show". John Krasinski is "People" magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for 2024. His reaction when he found out was, quote, "Just immediate blackout, actually. Zero thoughts. Other than maybe I'm being punked." Drew Barrymore continues to invade the space of her guests. On her show yesterday, she got touchy-feely with Martha Stewart while discussing how she likes to be treated in a relationship. Drew began caressing Martha's arm. Martha quickly let her know she wasn't into it by playfully pushing her away.  New details have been revealed about the upcoming third season of Euphoria amid rumors that the season won't happen.          MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:Denzel Washington announced that he will be starring in the third Black Panther movie. AND FINALLYTop 10 Most Heartbreaking Celebrity DivorcesAND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

MUSIC AC/DC is rumored to be announcing a 2025 US tour sometime this week! Kid Rock is gearing up for his traveling festival Rock the Country, and the St. Louis area in Poplar Bluff in May.  The Songwriters Hall of Fame has announced its nominees for the Class of 2025.  The estate of late Grateful Dead legend Jerry Garcia and AI voice company ElevenLabs are offering up an AI Garcia that can read to you!  In three days, Britney Spears can wash her hands of Kevin Federline, when she sends him his final child support payment. Their youngest son Jayden James turned 18 in September. Britney paid K-Fed $10,000 at the beginning of the month, and he gets another $10,000 on Friday. And that's the ballgame. After Britney and Kevin divorced in 2007, they agreed on $20,000 a month in child support for Jayden and his older brother Sean Preston. In 2018, it went up to $40,000, because the boys were with Kevin full-time. It went back down to $20,000 after Sean Preston turned 18 last year. Chris Shifflet of Foo Fighters will launch the second season of his podcast Shred With Shifty on Thursday with an episode that features his fellow Foos Dave Grohl and Pat Smear. Experience Hendrix has announced its 2025 tour featuring Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Zakk Wylde, Eric Johnson, Devon Allman, Samantha Fish, Christone ‘Kingfish' Ingram and Marcus King. It will run from March 11th in Cincinnati through April 12th in Atlanta. Not all guitarists are on all dates. TV Sexiest Man Alive for 2024 – we now know. Here is Colbert on "The Late Show".  John Krasinski is "People" magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for 2024. His reaction when he found out was, quote, "Just immediate blackout, actually. Zero thoughts. Other than maybe I'm being punked."  Drew Barrymore continues to invade the space of her guests. On her show yesterday, she got touchy-feely with Martha Stewart while discussing how she likes to be treated in a relationship. Drew began caressing Martha's arm. Martha quickly let her know she wasn't into it by playfully pushing her away.   New details have been revealed about the upcoming third season of Euphoria amid rumors that the season won't happen.           MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS: Denzel Washington announced that he will be starring in the third Black Panther movie.  AND FINALLY Top 10 Most Heartbreaking Celebrity Divorces AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Armie Hammer's Mom bought him a vasectomy and we all thank her. Plus Benny Blanco is a sexiest man alive contender, K Fed didn't know about Britney's reunion with son and Will Forte knows when he is going to die. That leads to Kendall and Mike sharing their fear of a Ouija board and Brittany making fun of them and than Cyd comes in to give her thoughts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Armie Hammer's Mom bought him a vasectomy and we all thank her. Plus Benny Blanco is a sexiest man alive contender, K Fed didn't know about Britney's reunion with son and Will Forte knows when he is going to die. That leads to Kendall and Mike sharing their fear of a Ouija board and Brittany making fun of them and than Cyd comes in to give her thoughts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Britney Spears is reconnecting, face-to-face, with her son Jayden after years of not seeing each other. Ashlee Simpson shuts down speculations of her sister Jessica's rocky marriage. Plus, Megan Fox announces she's pregnant and expecting her first child with Machine Gun Kelly. Hosts: Charlie Cotton & Charlie Neff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Send us a textGet ready to rewind the clock with us as we dive into an absolutely bonkers week from 2004!

In this ep we talk N Korea sayin they ain't boys with Trump, Jeremy's Razors on some nonsense, Hawk Tua girls creepy fans, Jermaine makes a bet, opening ceremony controversy, RNC crashes Grinder, Billy Ray Cyrus disappointed in daughter, Justin Timberlake lawyer says he wasn't drunk, Crowdstrike offers 10$ uber eats gift card as apology for outage, Mr. Breast co-host in hot water, we discuss the criteria for the age when you should stop breastfeeding, Kevin Federline lottery winnings about to run out, and much more! Email here: tokyoblackhour@gmail.com Check us out Facebook here: https://www.facebook.com/TokyoBlackHour/   Check out the Youtube Channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX_C1Txvh93PHEsnA-qOp6g?view_as=subscriber Follow us on Twitter @TokyoBlackPod Get your apparel at https://tkbpandashop.com/  You can also catch us Apple Podcasts, Google Play, and Spotify Check out Every Saturday Morning here https://www.everysaturdaymorning.fun Check out The Basic Caucasian Podcast here https://www.youtube.com/user/dgriffin156 Check out the new hip hop mix here https://youtu.be/ohfFYcsrjU8?si=ZOAiY6ngONNow77t

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Standing on Business. TOPICS: Kelly Rowland vs Cannes security. The State vs Diddy. Benedictine College nuns vs Harrison Butker. Apple Music vs popstans. Zac Brown vs Kelly Yazdi. Angry Birds vs Duo Lingo. KFed vs Britney.  | GET EXCLUSIVE CONTENT, MERCH AND FIRST ACCESS TO VIDEO PODCASTS AT Patreon/RichyAndWes   ^^^   Connect with us everywhere: @RichyAndWes *** Product Codes:  Perfect Jean - Use code WES15 to get 15-percent off | Skin Slipper - Use Code RichyAndWes to get a dollar off and free shipping | boiPKG - Use code RICHWEST35 for 35 percent off  | PookiePots - Use code RICHYANDWES for 15 percent off.

Joe Biden's friendly press tour, Eli Zaret stops by, campus protests, Halle Berry's menopause, Hard Rock Nick, Radio Hall of Fame nominations, and a big reveal on The Masked Singer. Paul McCartney is responding to 50-year-old messages… about 40 years too late. Roger Daltrey popped up on Bill Maher. Eli Zaret drops by after purchasing the Bally Sports app, the Detroit Tigers losing streak, the fall of ESPN, Patrick Beverly's podcast promotion , Caitlin Clark's payroll, University of Georgia football coach Kirby Smart's new ridiculous deal, LeBron James' future, the NCAA's back-pay for NIL, call for a new NFL Draft host and more. Did you now George Foreman once fought 5 dudes in a single night? Life was super hard for Logan Paul after he scammed a bunch of people with Cryptocurrency. WATP covered three former presidents on the SmartLess podcast. Joe has been making the friendly rounds lately. College campus negotiations are going well. Mitch Albom has some hot takes about it. Gretchen Whitmer is being heckled as well. Halle Berry is experiencing Menopause and claims her doctors won't talk to her about it. Email Drew about your fun Menopause stories. Baby Reindeer is a big hit on Netflix. Jerry Seinfeld's Unfrosted on Netflix is getting terrible reviews. A familiar voice was unmasked on Fox's The Masked Singer. Music: Down goes Vince Neil! Marc went to the 60th Birthday Celebration for Maynard James Keenan at Pine Knob. Justin Bieber got hair plugs. Kendrick Lamar and Drake continue to beef even though they are in their late thirties. Pearl Jam opened up their tour in Vancouver. Randy Travis released a new song after losing his voice thanks to AI. Hard Rock Nick is Drew's favorite new social media influencer. Britney Spears remains crazy. Her and her drug-dealing boyfriend wrecked a hotel room. We watch a fantastic K-Fed performance from the Teen Choice Awards. Battle of the ABC Weather forecasters: Rob Marciano vs Ginger Lee. 2024 Radio Hall of Fame nominees. The Donald Trump trial will resume this week. Ivanka is retired from political life. Warde Manuel did an interview with the Free Press and came out looking worse. RIP Darius Morris. John Beilein is sad. Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan's highest rated mortgage company If you'd like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Page, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (The Drew Lane Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).

Kevin Federline is the GOAT. And Jose wins the spelling bee

In this latest close read episode of the Woman In Me, we cover chapters 18-23: the KFed era. We discuss the fateful meeting at Joseph's, their whirlwind courtship, their wedding, Chaotic, the birth of their two boys, and their divorce (a tumultuous 2+ years for Britney). We do also discuss some work stuff, like her dislike of the Onyx Hotel tour and the recording of her masterpiece, Blackout. 

Ireland riots after "immigrant" stabs kids. "Love": K-Fed vs Britney, Oscar Pistorius. Liberal mass killer blames NRA. Commies are greedy. (YouTube strike!) The Hake Report, Friday, November 24, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics: Ireland mess, K-Fed, Pistorius, anti-2A shooter…* (0:04:31) Hey, guys! Willow Beach tee* (0:07:07) Riot in Dublin after "immigrant" stabbing (Media smears "far-right")* (0:17:40) Irish politician, vs Conor McGregor* (0:22:13) Galway, Ireland: "Muhammad" most popular boy's name (2022)* (0:28:27) Hake chat on Irish mess* (0:31:20) HAKE GOT A YOUTUBE STRIKE THIS STREAM ("Hate Speech")* (0:34:05) Team K-Fed: Britney Spears's sons* (0:44:40) Oscar Pistorius killed gf Reeva Steenkamp ("gender-based violence")* (0:55:19) Andy Lau - "The Days We Spent Together" 一起走過的日子 (Yi Qi Zou Guo De Ri Zi)* (0:59:22) Supers: No more supers from the snake, thanks* (1:02:41) Anti-white, anti-2A Louisville bank shooter (see Anchor Baby)* (1:17:55) Mass shooters want whites, 2A to hurt!* (1:19:32) Space is real, Elon Musk's Starship* (1:23:54) JLP's message of love, Jew-blamer's hangup on politics* (1:31:15) Small-mortgage, minorities' housing, "American Dream"* (1:36:27) Union liberals striking: self-sabotaging, greedy, selfish* (1:44:02) Super: Subaru? Suby guy? Frederick, Cornel West?* (1:44:39) Black September, Munich Olympics massacre of Israelis, German cop* (1:49:44) Frog Eyes - "Soldiers Crash Gathering In Sparrow Hills" (2003, The Golden River)BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2023/11/24/the-hake-report-fri-11-24-23 PODCAST by HAKE SubstackLive M-F 9-11 AM PT (11-1 CT / 12-2 ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 – thehakereport.com  VIDEO  NO YouTube (strike)  |  Rumble*  |  Facebook  |  X  |  BitChute  |  Odysee*  PODCAST  Apple  |  Spotify  |  Castbox  |  Substack  (RSS)  *SUPER CHAT on asterisked above, or  BuyMeACoffee  |  Streamlabs  |  Ko-fi  SUPPORT HAKE  Substack  |  SubscribeStar  |  Locals  ||  SHOP  Teespring  ALSO SEE  Hake News on The JLP Show  |  Appearances (other shows, etc.)  JLP Network:  JLP  |  Church  |  TFS  |  Hake  |  Nick  |  Joel   Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Oops!…We did it again. It's the sequel to our blockbuster Britney Spears episode—and this one's even more toxic. In part deux, we get in the zone with K-Fed's musical stylings, Colin Farrell's animalistic sexual energy, her Vegas wedding, and why Adderall girls are more annoying than drunk girls. Gimme (even) More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mo'Nique revealing why she calls her husband "daddy" sent social media into a tailspin! Plus, Britney Spears didn't know Kevin Federline had kids when they first fell in love, and Lil Wayne reacts to his wax figure! Tune in to today's Dish Nation for a sip of our celebri-TEA. 

Jackie, Holden, and MJ dawn their ceremonial Juicy Couture tracksuits and get ready to relive the dawn of love with Kfed and Brit as well as the death of love as a whole with the end of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, all this and more as we REWIIIIIND TO 2005!Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.comWant even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Tamar takes a twerk class and she's giving her Dish Nation co-hosts some tips. Plus, Cardi B tells Andy Cohen what her 'Real Housewives' tagline would be on 'Watch What Happens Live,' and does Kevin Federline want more child support from Britney Spears since he has their sons 100% of the time? Tune in to today's Dish Nation for a sip of the tea!

Plus, Tori went to McDonald's, K-Fed wants more $ and Taryn Manning is defending Danny Masterson?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Meghan Markel staged photo, DraftKings 9/11 parlay, Yahoo Sports' Dan Wetzel joins us, Mel Tucker breaks his silence, Taryn Manning defends Danny Masterson, Pacman Jones post arrest video, new members of the mile high club, and the most suspenseful pageant Q&A ever. The Twitter poll results are in regarding the UAW vs The Big Three contract negotiations. Drew Barrymore has crossed the picket line so people know that she has a TV talk show. What a scab! Videos: A beauty pageant question goes askew and leads to high suspense. A couple was busted while joining the Mile High Club. Mel Tucker is a creep and incredibly stupid. Mitch Albom weighed in. BOTH MSU and Michigan head coaches are suspended this week. Drew learns that NBC's Maria Taylor is pregnant. Football: The Giants are really bad at football. Aaron Rodgers highlights MNF. Matthew Stafford looked good. Does Pacman Jones look intoxicated to you? He has quite the rap sheet on Wikipedia. A Houston Rocket was arrested for domestic violence on his WNBA girlfriend. Kamala Harris explains hip hop to all of us. And then she awkwardly boogies down. Draft Kings honors 9/11 with a special 9/11 Never Forget Parlay just for tonight. Where in the world is escaped murderer Danelo Cavalcante? Mel Tucker breaks his silence. Yahoo! Sports' Dan Wetzel joins the show to discuss Coach Prime, give his podcast a nod (listen here), discuss Mel Tucker's response to incredible scandal, catch us up on the Michael Irvin situation and more. Back to school is the best time of the year. Matthew Stafford totally buried any issues Kelly Stafford may have been going through. Geno Smith was very scared of Aaron Donald. Some dude is stuck in a cave in Turkey and nations are moving mountains to get him out. No more cave diving for you. Trudi's work bathroom STINKS. OMG, Meghan Markle got a cheeseburger!!! Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are getting pounded for their Danny Masterson apology. Taryn Manning decided to defend Danny Masterson. Topher Grace is being lauded for not hanging with the rest of the cast of That 70's Show. Christina Ricci tosses shade at Kunis and Kutcher. Amy Schumer vs Nicole Kidman. K-Fed wants more money to raise his kids with Britney Spears. Britney remains crazy. A lot of censorship went down during the Covid era. Politics: AOC is getting crap for calling inflation propaganda. Nancy Pelosi's old-ass is running again for the House again. Joe Biden rambled and was played off in Vietnam. Reminder to check out Drew with Blind Mike. Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan's highest rated mortgage company If you'd like to help support the show… please consider subscribing to our YouTube Page, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).

The Long Island Serial Killer caught, Eminem joins Ed Sheeran at Ford Field, missing Alabama girl returns home, Usher performs 'Gone Too Soon', a new member of the Hall of Shame, Time Blindness, Loud Quitting, and Drew's Oppenheimer deep dive. CARPS!!! The Detroit Tigers continue to stay in the race somehow. Drew had more career home runs than Kerry Carpenter did when he was at Virginia Tech. Marc declares the Barbie movie "played out", but there were a bunch of hot Barbies in Detroit last Thursday. We're all geeked about Oppenheimer. Memories: Usher sang 'Gone Too Soon' at Michael Jackson's funeral directly to his casket. K-Fed thought he was a superstar after recording Popozão. Britney Spears has not received her apology from Victor Wembanyama yet. Rob Wolchek knocks it out of the park again with his latest inductee into the Fox 2 Hall of Shame. Drew Crime: Carlee Russell has been found after sending the state of Alabama on a wild goose chase. Mom-fluencer Katie Sorensen is a world-class liar. Congrats to our newest Legacy winner, ______________. The Long Island Serial Killer has been caught. Insignificant Trivia: The killer went to high school with Billy Baldwin. BLOOP. Rudy Giuliani showed up to the guy's house, for some reason. RFK Jr. was the victim of flatulence. Eminem joined Ed Sheeran on stage at Ford Field. What is Horatio Sanz up to these days? Kevin Spacey is just a "big flirt" who finds grabbing crotches romantic. Drew went on an Oppenheimer deep dive. Turns out Albert Einstein could be a jerk. Hey Jessica Simpson.... why you look different? Hey Ashlee Simpson... why you look different? Hey Joe Simpson... why YOU look different? Poor Tory Lanez has been ordered to prison and he's totally bummed about it. Jon Gosselin allegedly spent $1M trying to free one of his 63 kids from Kate. Richard Simmons had a birthday and everybody came to his house to look for him. He didn't show up. A bunch of Millennials feel mis-gendering someone should be a crime. That White House cocaine story went away fast. The worst stepson ever has been fired for his social media posts. A woman face planted down 2 rows at a recent Drake concert. 'Time blindness' is apparently a thing. 'Loud quitting' is apparently a thing. Will Trudi say "no" to the gig at Blue Compass RV Auburn Hills on Friday? Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan's highest rated mortgage company If you'd like to help support the show… please consider subscribing to our YouTube Page, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon

Natalie Portman's husband alleged an affair with a 25-year-old. I quickly go through all the likely and unlikely Vanderpump final reunion bombshells. Then Ross Matthew joins me in the studio to discuss the greatest news in Sex and The City, And Just Like That history. Kim Cattrall is returning! Britney Spears' sons are moving with KFed to Hawaii and according to Ross, the wedding was real because Drew Barrymore attended. Do beauty pageants make you strange? And why is Lizzo getting hate from both sides? Get extra juice on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop/posts I am on tour! Get tickets at https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop/featured Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/ Follow me on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Follow Ross on Instagram @helloross Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The Curious Case of Natalia Grace, K-Fed v. Britney Spears, Jeffrey Epstein's calendar, WATP Karl takes down Paul Giamatti's podcast, Alec Baldwin snubs his kid, Good Morning America lied to us, a TMZ viewer angry at the Olsen twins, and Drew is not a dud. Sports: The Miami Heat destroyed the Boston Celtics to set up a Denver Nuggets/Heat Final. Michigan State and Caesars casino are finished. "... and the home of us all" is a more inclusive way of ending the National Anthem. Samantha Ponder is hot... and a "bigot". Toronto Blue Jays Anthony Bass decided to weigh in on the Culture Wars, back down, and then issue a ridiculous apology. No more social media for you. A walk-off dropped third strike for the High School Championship. Kevin Federline is trying to move Britney Spears' kids to Hawaii and Britney is just ignoring everything. DaBaby's baby mama, DaniLeigh, was involved in a hit-an-run DUI. DaBaby's baby was not with Dababy's baby mama at the time. Nepo-Grammy-baby Blue Ivy performed with Beyoncé on stage. The Beatles produced the most nepo-babies. George Strait concerts aren't selling many Bud Lights these days. John Stamos was angry that the Olsen Twins didn't participate in "Fuller House", but no one is as FURIOUS as one TMZ viewer. Drew finds out he's got a lot in common with Harvey. A lot of famous names were in Jeffrey Epstein's calendar and emails. Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/dams to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + a Bonus Gift! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30-day money-back guarantee! Karl from WATP drops by to promote the live show at the Magic Bag in Ferndale on Friday, September 15th. Along the way we discuss the fall of Chad Zumock, roast Paul Giamatti's crappy Chinwag podcast, take some more shots at Bill Maher's Club Random and more. Karl has angered his Reddit following by accepting Super Chats. We are in talks with Ted Williams regarding the live WATP Show. Reminder that you can assault the Champion's Club buffet and all you have to do is be subscribe to our YouTube channel. Drew Lane is officially NOT a dud. Alec Baldwin snubs his daughter and grandkid. The "peasant" server who he berated has broken her silence. "America's Defendant" Kyle Rittenhouse has another fundraiser. This time to battle the guy he shot in the arm in civil court. The Jordan Neely family wants a piece of that $2.8M fundraising money for Daniel Penny. Video dropped of Cameron Robbins following his jump into the water in the Bahamas. He's still missing. Christie Brinkley reminding you that you'd totally smash at 66. Drew Crime: Investigation ID/Max has a documentary called The Curious Case of Natalia Grace and it's a doozy. Hey Taylor Lautner... why you look different? GMA Highlights: GMA ballyhoos an interview with the guy on the plane where a nut job opened the emergency door, but it turns out it's just Sully explaining how wind works. Serious Issue Shallow Thought: 11-year-old police shooting victim Aderrien Murry has really weird hair. Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan's highest rated mortgage company If you'd like to help support the show… please consider subscribing to our YouTube Page, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon). Or don't.

It feels like the early 2000s, because Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are back in the headlines, battling it out on social media, and dragging their kids into it. After Brit called out Kevin for criticizing her in a TV interview, K-Fed retaliated by releasing old videos of the Princess of Pop arguing with their two sons. He was trying to make the case that Brit's not a great mom. But she's not taking this lying down. Maybe all this new family drama will finally score a second season of “Britney and Kevin: Chaotic”?Break down the latest hot goss with Brooke and Aricia on Rich and Daily, every Monday through Friday, or listen add free on Wondery+.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

New Radicals deep dive, K-Fed posts videos of Britney's bad parenting, Tommy Lee's new dong shot, Rosita is missing at Sesame Place, Anne Heche toxicology, Bonerline calls, 8/11 anniversary, and Tom Mazawey's wobbly takes, Top 5 Baseball Swings & Favorite Celeb Sex Tapes.Female Celebrities "Sending Temps Soaring": Melanie Griffith. Tiffani Amber Thiessen. Courtney Love. Christina Aguilera. Mark Wahlberg's daughter. Kesha. And... Wendy Williams?Tommy Lee 'accidentally' posted his dong on Instagram. It's aged well.Anne Heche is not doing well and it appears she was high on cocaine, fentanyl and booze.Drew is thrilled that Marilyn Manson looks absolutely terrible.A new documentary is out on Discovery+ about the atrocities of Armie Hammer.Timeshares are an old school scam.K-Fed posted videos of crazy Britney Spears arguing with her kids. Sam Asghari thinks her teenage sons should be proud of her nudes pictures. Britney is also now in trouble for being a racist.This 6-year-old in Columbus likes to party.For some reason Tim Robinson & Sam Richardson from The Detroiters hate us.Music: Drew did a complete deep dive on Gregg Alexander and the New Radicals. He also put together a list of bands that has some success despite only one album. We miss Wesley Willis.Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/dams to get up a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30-day money-back guarantee!Call or dial 209-66-Boner to play along with the Bonerline.Out long national nightmare is over now that BranDon has internet now. Please stop sending him the story of the go getter in Scio Township that fixed the same issue all by himself.A fight at the GM Orion Assembly plant led to the death of a 49-year-old Pontiac man.We interrupt Tom Mazawey's dinner to breeze past Al Avila's firing, the start of the Lions 2022 season, say nothing about the Kobe Bryant picture trial, speculate why Tom Brady had to leave practice, Tom Izzo's brand-new contract, take Trevor Bauer's side (then immediately change his position), predict Deshaun Watson's suspension, add nothing to the 2022 World Cup, his LLWS hot takes, cry about the Derek Jeter documentary, give his top 5 swings in baseball history, comment on Pete Rose's great day, list his favorite celebrity sex tapes and more.Merrick Garland held a presser today regarding the Donald Trump raid. Lenny Dykstra doxxed the federal judge (the same judge linked to Jeffrey Epstein). FBI Christopher Wray is getting death threats. Paul Pelosi Jr. got the hookup from mommy, Nancy, to travel to Asia to help his business needs.R Kelly had $28K in his commissary fund seized and he's suing to get it back.A house blew up more than any house has ever blown up in Indiana.Ellen has NOTHING to say about her ex-girlfriend's accident. Rosie O'Donnell is really sorry about Anne Heche jokes she told 20 years ago.It's 8/11. #Neverforget.Fun Governor, Darren Rovell, tries to debunk the Cal Ripken Jr. vs Kevin Costner urban legend but we don't believe him. Top 5 Kevin Costner movies, GO!Ezra Miller's pronouns make every article about him difficult to read. The mom and kids that were living with him are missing.Racist Rosita is missing at Sesame Place.Karl got to go to the South Park concert in Colorado. Lucky...Social media is dumb, but we're on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).

Tigers fire Al Avila, Oxford High's security guard, Charlie LeDuff v. Gov. Whitmer, Britney hates her kids, celebs nailing nannies, Aidan Hutchinson on HBO's Hard Knocks, Drew Crime, and Trudi is heading to Florida with the Trump Unity Bridge.Al Avila has finally been blown out by the Detroit Tigers. VaTech's Kerry Carpenter gets the call up to the big leagues and Drew couldn't be prouder.Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the Detroit Lions premiered last night on HBO to much fanfare. Aidan Hutchinson stole the show."Blue Origin Brian" sent in an incredible care package. Thank you. Now who is your daddy, and what does he do?Politricks: Joe Biden goes on vacation with his family (except that unofficial grandkid). Donald Trump pleads the 5th. 70% of Americans do not approve of the raid. Joe Biden declares inflation 0.0%.Matt Lattanzi did Olivia Newton-John dirty with nanny Cindy Jessup. This leads us down a list of celebrities who cheated on their spouse with the nanny. A little too much is being made out of that LLWS hug. It does remind Drew of when he peaked at age 12.Deshaun Watson gets the start in preseason week 1.Music: Woodstock '99 emails. Shawn Mendes completely bails on his tour to work on himself because Camila Cabello continues on with her life. Lady Gaga was "attacked" on stage.Cram and Charlotte are watching gymnastics sitcoms.Hillary Clinton approves of Bradley Cooper nailing Huma Abedin.Donald Trump fans are in tears over what "they" are putting Donald through. Marshawn Lynch was SO wasted when he got his DUI.Frank Gore charged with simple assault in New Jersey.Meijer doesn't mess around with the under 20 item line.Chris Ilitch said a bunch of nothing. Bring Theo Epstein to Detroit.We check in with Rob Cortis to find out why he's not uniting everybody in Mar-a-Lago. It's starting to sound like he might if Trudi goes with him. Rob asks us to watch a movie about multiple donkeys.Kwame Kilpatrick wins again.Charlie LeDuff remains LeMiffed about Gretchen Whitmer using him in her political ads.Oxford parents are frustrated with Oxford High's post-shooting response.Drew Crime: The 'Honor Killing Father' has been found guilty. 51-year-old Muhammad Syed is busted following the death of four Muslims in New Mexico. The 2019 death of Jack Elliott is back in the news as it turns out his death did not occur the way his friends said it did. Courtney Clenney has finally been arrested for the death of. Jack Chen busted his wife poisoning him.Honorary Russian, Steven Seagal, takes photo-op at Ukrainian POW camp.Britney Spears tops herself with her new Instagram response to K-Fed. Update: Britney has deleted the post.Social media is dumb, but we're on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).

Britney Spears v. K-Fed, Anne Heche takes out a house, Kim K & Pete Davidson split, Terrell Owens almost died, two men outed 110 years after dying on the Titanic, AIDS patient zero, and Maz recaps being in the Mall of America lockdown last Thursday.Drew and Marc are refrigerator brothers.Drew has completed 176,000 sit ups.Sports Weekend: Lou Whitaker Retirement Day at Comerica Park was classy, well done and hotter than hell. The "Jacob deGrom bros" beat the crap out of a Atlanta Braves fan. Pete Rose doesn't want to talk about nailing 14-year-olds 55 years ago, babe. Terrell Owens is really stretching out his 'Karen' encounter as he now claims he could have been killed. Men are dominating the professional female disc golf. Alberto Nonino's massive wang was on full display during a decathlon. Gen Z loves MSU athletics.Detroit sure did have a lot of gun violence this weekend.WDIV Local 4 Weather reporters report: Kim Adams is back! Andrew Humphrey is doing weather reports from his car just like your smartphone. Ben Bailey is still MIA.An LA police chase ends with a surrender to nobody and one very confused criminal.Anne Heche was hospitalized after crashing all over a Los Angeles neighborhood. She took out a garage and then tried to drive through a home. A GoFundMe has been set up by the homeowner. Alec Baldwin makes it all about him while plugging his old movies.Tom Mazawey was locked down at the Mall of America after shots rang out. We check in with him after his vacation. He also might need to start a GoFundMe after being suffering a great loss in the Detroit Tigers' Champions Club today. John Leguizamo is angry that a movie is being made about Fidel Castro even though he knows nothing about it. He's also not happy James Franco will play Fidel Castro because he's not Hispanic.Britney Spears Watch: K-Fed breaks his silence about how Sean Preston and Jayden James are embarrassed by their mom. Sam Asghari slaps back now that it's his "gravy train". Britney Spears goes ballistic. Jamie Spears wants to un-seal Britney's medical records to prove to everybody how crazy she is.Tyler Perry loves Meghan Markle for some reason that no one can figure out. Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/dams or use the code dams to get a HUGE Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 1 additional month for free + a bonus gift! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30-day money-back guarantee!Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson split. His tattoos didn't age too well.Alex Jones owes $50M to the parents of Sandy Hook victims with multiple trials left to go. He also saved a man's life after the verdict.The American Massage Therapy Association conference is in Cleveland this year... just like Deshaun Watson. Stephen Ross believes he's being punished for Watson's misdeeds.Mitch Albom has a pretty good take on Brittney Griner.Anne Heche's family life was pretty bad.Patient Zero, Gaëtan Dugas, is apparently not Patient Zero anymore.The WaPo outs two men that died 110 years ago on the Titanic.Dane Cook's game nights were filled with underage hotties.Indiana is the first state to pass abortion legislation following the Roe v. Wade reversal. Eli Lilly is going to pack up and take their business elsewhere.The Inflation Reduction Act has been passed so everything will be cheap soon.Texas is sending their migrants to New York and Washington DC.Social media is dumb, but we're on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).