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A Texas Democrat found herself alone in the cotton patch after some stupid remarks she made at a church. A emergency dispatcher found herself in the wrong place to order McDonald's--while she's taking a 911 call. An elementary school Asst. Principal found herself in the wrong place to get a foot rub by a 13-y/o student--in her office.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Flight Passenger Slammed for Spraying ‘So Much' Disinfectant on Plane That Other Flyers Had Coughing FitsDemocrat Jasmine Crockett: “The Fact is Ain't None of Y'all Trying to Go & Farm Right Now...We Done Picking Cotton"China Is Installing Escalators on Mountains...So Anyone Can "Hike" ThemRestaurant Offers Up to 20% 'Skinny Discount' If Customers Can Fit Through Small Gaps in FenceA McDonald's Worker Choked a Customer for Grabbing Ranch SauceAn Emergency Dispatcher Was Caught Ordering McD's During a 911 Call3 Florida Teens Attacked the Easter BunnyMan Caused ‘Mini Explosion' After Cooking Raw Steak In Work MicrowaveAirport Security Found A SEX TOY in Woman's SuitcaseThe Scene that Causes Chaos at Screenings of "A Minecraft Movie"High School Baseball Player Facing 15 Counts of Battery for Urinating in Opposing Team's Water JugPA Pallbearers Plunge Into Burial Hole While Carrying CasketFL Man Hurls Bottles of Pee at Worker After Being Denied Job InterviewPolice Arrest 4 People for Riding Their "Emotional Support" Horses Through a WalmartCops Bust Drunk FL Man Wearing Pink Thong, Fake Breasts, Pink WigFL Middle School Assistant Principal Forced Student to Rub Her Feet(Stupidity At 35,000 Ft.) Passenger Throws Hissy Fit Over Meal, Forces Trans-Atlantic Flight Back to JFKJose Luis Ballester Took a Pee Break at the Masters...In a CreekMost Parents Give Kids Gifts On Their Sibling's Birthday So They Don't Feel Left OutKFC Introduces Fried Chicken-Flavored Toothpaste and It's Selling OutWould You Try a "Sm'oyster"? It's an Oyster / S'mores Mash-UpGet the rundown on the stupidity from the most recent current events & find out who did the most stupendous stupidity in this week's "Genus Awards"!

If you're puppies can swim, you will be the fastest fertilizer! If your Foster Mom doesn't like you, she might trade you off for a pet monkey! If you don't like who was elected president, you don't have the option to assassinate them! But some left-of-center people didn't get that memo. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew is trying to get through all of this week's stupidity, but it's hard to keep his composure!In this Episode...[A Piece of My Mind] Majority of Left-of-Center Americans Now Justify a Trump AssassinationA Woman Called AAA During a Standoff...to Fix Tire Police Had Just SpikedA Firm Neck Massage Almost Killed a GuyGuy Got a Fungal Infection in His Lungs from Sniffing His Own Dirty SocksA Naked Man on a Highway Said He Was on His Way to "Get Some Pants"Foster Mom Accused of Trading a Kid for a Pet MonkeyPastor Prefers Frisks from Male Airport Security Agents Because Scanners "Turn You Gay"A Sperm Racing League Is Coming, and Yes You Can Bet on ItPancho will tackle the tough questions about whether someone should someone criticize other kids on a sports team & how to deal with an April Fool's gag gone badly wrong. See how well your stupidity matches up against Pancho by determining if this headline is fake or "Florida": "An Orlando woman was caught on video shaving her legs as she rode on the back of a motorcycle"

It seems nowadays more women choose to take off all their clothes in airports. Police nab a man who nabbed "Polly" the pet chicken & had to perform an intervention. School lunches may not taste very good, but school lunch ladies sure do...especially for a 16-y/o.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...A Fake Trucking Company Stole 80,000 Pounds of Meat Worth $350,000PA Woman Loses $2.5 Million Lottery Ticket Left in Donated JacketMan Eating Cinnamon Bun Robs Grocery Store With MacheteWild Turkeys Chase Mail Carrier Out of NeighborhoodThe Worst Types of Bathrooms Are Port-a-Potties & Gas Station ToiletsFormer FL Principal Facing Charges for Hosting Underage House PartySpirit Passenger Strips Down, Flashes Boobs in Front of Fellow Fliers During Another Airport MeltdownPolice Chase Man Who Stole Ex-Girlfriend's Chicken: 'I've Got Polly'FL Man Picked Up Sitting Nude on Crowded Beach With Beer & Women's UnderwearDenied Boarding An Airplane, A Drunk Gal Lets Out A 'Demonic Scream'ESPN's Scott Van Pelt 'Almost [Crapped] His Pants on Live TV': 'I Had Leaves in the Gutter'Deputies seize 7 tigers from man claiming they were his service animals“Gym Rat” Baggage Handler's Shirtless Stunt in Airplane's Turbine Could Have Killed HimBruce Willis' 36-y/o Daughter Rumer Says She Still Takes Baths With Her 30-Something-y/o Adult SistersA Man Walked Into a Family Dollar Wearing Only a MaskMarried High School Lunch Lady Bagged A Teenage StudentFL Dog Mom Pries Open Alligator's Mouth to Save Her PoochFight Breaks Out at Buffalo Wild Wings After Auburn Loses to FloridaSchool Principal Busted For 'Skip Scanning' At Walmart–Because His Friends Told Him ToHusband Tells Wife There's ‘No Excuse For Not Knowing How to Cook'—And People Are On His SideGet up to date on the weekly current evemts stupidity with the Insane Week In Review & find out who was most stupendous in stupidity with the weekly Genius Awards!

This kids have found another urn & have been playing with grandpa...and he tastes so ...um, well, you'll find out. If you don't know how to use an AK-47, it's not a good idea to show it off. There's a lot to learn about the history of buttholes. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" actually learned some new terms!In this episode...[A Piece of My Mind] Gen Z Is Being Labeled ‘the Ghosted Generation'The 10 Best April Fools' Stunts Brands Pulled This YearZig-Zag Road Paint Design Leaves Pennsylvania Town SwervingAnother Toddler Is Going Viral...for Accidentally Eating Grandpa's AshesSchool District Asks Parents To Stop Smoking Weed In School Parking Lot During Drop-Off, Pick-UpGuy Accidentally Shoots His Friend In The CROTCH With An AK-47FL JERK Threatens To Beat Up Woman After Being Denied Free Refill at a Kids' Lemonade StandButtholes Once Had a Very Different Purpose…According To A STUDYPancho answers some marriage questions about whether marraige ruins friendships & if a fiance can wear her LATE husband's engagement ring! Test your stupidity against Pancho's to find out if a headline about the headline of a Holiday man had his monkey taken away after police busted him for driving a stolen vehicle is FAKE or a real FLORIDA story!

(00:00:00) Stupidest Parking Ticket; Swimming Hole Sex Show; & Idaho Bans "Truck Nuts" (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Supidity (00:46:30) insane Week In Review (00:58:19) Genius Awards I had 4 hours of my life that I'll never get back taken from the this week. I sat for jury selection...and GOT SELECTED. Ugh. Oh well, it's my "civic duty". Why do they need a radio DJ for a juror? I could have gotten out of it by coming in wearing a MAGA shirt, but I would probably be escorted out by armed security. That was my stupid week. But what about seeing some sexcapades at your favorite swimming hole & then being told you have to pay for what you could not unsee? We've all been caught by the meter maid when getting back to our parked car, but what if the parking spot was created while you slept & then you got fined for it? If you're living in Idaho, better cover your potatoes...In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Woman Stripped Herself Nude & Causing Mayhem in DFW AirportIs This the Stupidest Parking Ticket of All Time?A Tubby/Chubby TX Man Rams A Tesla Cyber Truck With Mini 4-WheelerUK Company Creates World's First Self-Cooling Beverage CanCouple Seen Having Sex at Public Swimming Spot Demands Onlookers To Pay For The “Show”NJ Police Chief Accused of Turning Department Into "Animal House"University of Maryland's Commencement Speaker: Kermit the FrogA KITE Makes Contact With United Flight Attempting to Land at Reagan National Airport–Hours After Delta Plane, Air Force Jet Nearly CrashAncient Microplant Used in Sewage Treatment Could Be 'the Next Big Superfood'Mystery Man Has Been Leaving Jugs of Urine in Recycling Bins...For MonthsANOTHER Pooping Incident in Line at GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Attraction Causes ClosureDriving on Too Much Coffee Could Get You a DUISchool Security Officer Accused of Duct-Taping Girl's Mouth Shut For 'Talking Too Much'Idaho Gov. signs bill criminalizing public breast exposure & 'truck nuts'A Guy Stopped to Put Air in His Tires During a High-Speed ChasePolice Video Shows A NJ Mayor's Drunk Driving Arrest with Kid in CarMom Breaks Foot After Attempting Stupid “Foot Drop” TikTok ChallengeDating App “Tribal” Promises a Match Without Seeing Your Partner's FaceA 34-y/o CA Woman Uses World's Longest Tongue to Play JengaA 40-y/o FL Woman Charged With Conch Bonking A Male AcquaintanceGuy Enters Restaurant Naked, 'Flexing Muscles Aggressively'There's plenty of current events that are really stupid that I'll get you up to date about & we spotlight stupidity with the winners of our "Genius Awards"!

I love ice cream probably more than I love breasts. But I don't need the 2 combined. Jessica Simpson swears by snake sperm to help her sing. If you call a plumber for an emergency, you'd better be prepared to pay up or get plugged up. My Insane FL Nephew celebrates his 34th birthday & is starting to feel old, but you'd never know it by his email address.In this Episode...[A Piece of My Mind] Gen Z Says If Your Email Address Looks Like This, You're Probably OldPastor Tells Ushers To Lock Church Doors Until Congregation Gives $40KMan Uses ChatGPT to Challenge Traffic Violation Ticket in Court & WinsA Plumber Didn't Get Paid, so He Went Back & Re-Clogged the PipeTeen Sisters Tried to Kill Their Mom After She Turned Their Wi-Fi OffThe Marriage Likely OVER When...She Shoots Her Husband On The ToiletJessica Simpson Says Her Vocal Coach Told Her to Drink Honey With ‘Snake Sperm' to Help Her SingBreast Milk Flavored Ice Cream Is Arriving This YearAnswers to burning questions are given by Pancho to a couple of people wondering if they should make their in-laws pay for a surprise cruise they ruined when they let the secret slip & whether parents should dictate what goes into wedding planning if they are paying for it. Test your stupid knowledge against Pancho to figure out if the entertainer named "Josh Weston" is actually a Porn Star or a Weatherman.

The best part of wakin' up is putting a little "perk" in your cup of coffee from an ED drug! Forget taxidermy! The widower of "Three's Company" actress Suzanne Sommers can preserve his wife (who's been dead 2 years) with an A.I. robot of her! Mama Mia! We're having spaghetti with no meatballs! It must mean "It's a GIRL!" I'm serving up stupidity on the buffet line in this Midweek BONUS Episode!In this episode...Coffee Brand 'Found to Contain Erectile Dysfunction Drug'Tattoo Anxiety? You Can Now Go Under Anesthesia While Getting InkedA Sorority Girl with a Lead Foot Has a "Hot Mugshot" Going ViralSpring Break Brawl Ends With Teen Biting Off Man's EarA Hotel Canceled a Traveler's Reservation, Because the Deal They Got Was Too GoodPA City Hall employee charged with false report of noose left on work deskMen Shaving Eyelashes To ‘Look Manly'–TikTok's Most Unhinged Trend YetPA Man Nearly Electrocuted While Allegedly Stealing Copper WiringKennedy Center Fires Contractor After He Posts Video of Himself Protesting Trump–Completely NudePirate's Booty Founder Stages Mutiny, Says He's Mayor & Tries to Fire Staff‘Constipated' Flyer 'Arrested For Hogging the Bathroom'Fireball Is Giving Out Lifetime Supplies of Whiskey, BUT There's a CATCHMom Left Kids Home Alone In Weather Warning–Then Wrestled Cops(Creepy…?) Suzanne Somers' Husband Alan Hamel Has Conversation With AI Replica of Star 2 Years After Her DeathFL Couple Use "Meatballs Or No Meatballs" For Gender Reveal PartyMore Hair or a Working Wiener? Here's What John Leguizamo ChoseNew Term: "Boomerasking" Is When You Ask a Question Just to Talk About YourselfA Guy Robbed a Store with a "Finger Gun," Then Fled in a Pink SUVWoman Hits Bicyclist With Her Mercedes–Calmly Drives To Golf LessonCriminal Mastermind Jailed After Stealing $1.50 From Dairy Queen at GunpointMilitary-Style Aerial Operation Deployed In Order to Catch FL Teens on Golf Cart JoyrideGet up to date on all the stupid current events with the 'Insane Week In Review" and find out who did the most supendious stupidity in this week's "Genius Awards"!

Keep an eye out for me appearing in an Internet ad near your screen! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" takes his health kick to a new low--the sewer--by drinking "poop water". And besides our own stupidity, we have more from the rest of the world!In this Episode...DNA Testing Service 23andMe Files for Bankruptcy–DELETE Your DATA!Twin Brothers Marry Twin Sisters in Double Wedding, Go on Joint Honeymoon(OOPS!)...A Flight Had to Turn Around Over the Pacific Because a PILOT Forgot His Passport(Airplane Purgatory?) Unplanned 8-Hour 'Flight to Nowhere' Leaves Passengers Stuck Where They 1st StartedNational Weather Service Seemingly Captures Photo of Bigfoot During a PA Storm SurveyAZ Teacher Arrested After Peeing Into A Can–In Front Of His ClassA Guy Showed Up at the ER with His Girlfriend's Hand Stuck in His MouthWoman Born White Says She Identifies As Black…& She's Moving To AfricaPancho will also reply to a couple of questions about honesty...if we're really being honest... And test your stupidity against Pancho's in the weekly Insane Game Show to figure out if by going to Miss Cassidey's in Grants Pass, Oregon you're going to a "Strip Club" or a "Daycare"!

How casual can you get? Well, try "sweatpant jeans". Can't afford eggs? A man in FL is making omlets with iguana eggs & folks love 'em! What do you call a naked man walking around on the highway? Weiner. As in "Shawn Weiner". And in a podcast about stupidity, you'll hear all about it right here.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...FL Man's BMW Test Drive Tantrum Turns Into a Destructive Rampage; People Keep Mistaking Nail Glue for Eye Drops; Guest Poops All Over Floor & Walls of Cosmic Rewind at EPCOT & People Kept Standing There; The Big Mac Guy Ate His 35,000th Burger; A Man Was Arrested for Walking Around Naked, & His Name Is "Weiner"; Gary Oldman Loves Fart Humor; Suspect Shoots Woman in Shoulder, Also Accidentally Shoots Herself; Starbucks to Pay $50 Million to Man Whose Genitals Were Scorched by Hot Beverages; Man Found With Live Turtle Hidden in His Pants by TSA; More than 100 Crows in CA Shot to Death by Unknown Suspect; Emerging Trend: Sweatpant Jeans; A Swiss Driver Was Fined $110,000...for Tailgating; (Possibly Unstable) FL Man Threatened Ex-Wife With a Power Drill After Call From Her New Boyfriend; (Newsflash!)...Social Media ‘Becoming Breeding Ground' For Delusions; Email Signatures Are Bad for the Planet; Monkey Steals Man's Phone in India, Exchanges It for a 'Treat'; A Guy Pulls a Gun at a Bar...Because the Karaoke Machine Wasn't Working; DOGE Has Found 14 'Magic Money Computers' That Create Cash 'Out of Thin Air'; Florida: Where You Can Create Your Own Iguana Omelet; United States Of Anger? Nearly Half of Americans Say We've Become More Rude Since the Pandemic; FL Man Arrested for Lap Dance Heist; And get up to date on the latest current events that are made stupid as well as our weekly "winners" in the Genius Awards!

St. Patrick's Day has come and gone and we've got some stupid stories from Boston--the home of the most Irish--who brought the "Borg". If you've ever had a "flapper" in your nose: A nose goblin that's hiding up in the netheregions that you can't get to. One man was digging away so hard, he punctured an artery. A couple learns a lesson about keeping a dog in the house with a loaded gun in bed.In this episode...[A Piece Of My Mind] Sorry, Kids. Millennial Parents Say "NO Sleep-overs"; At Least 13 Facing Charges As Gen Z "Borg" Drinking Trend Takes Over St. Patrick's Day Parade In Boston; Botox Use Has Become So Frequent Some Users Are Developing Immunity; A Guy Picked His Nose Too Aggressively & Hit an Artery; Surprised TV News Anchor Reports on Man Shot in Leg by His Dog; Woman Accused Of Selling Human Toes Puked By Dogs Avoids Jail; Uber Driver Says a Mom Left Her BABY in His Car to Make Sure He Didn't Leave; Embalmer Accused Of Severing Dead Man's Penis–Then Stuffed It In The Corpse's Mouth!My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is trying out red light therapy for his sinuses...after they heal from a bad infection. He'll also answer some burning questions about lending a betting boyfriend money for March Madness & whether a dad should bail out an adult son like his ex-wife wants him to! Test your stupidity against Pancho to figure out if this headline is fake news or a real Florida fact: "A Holiday man was arrested for driving a stolen car with a monkey riding shotgun." And read all the real stories from this week's episode in the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Telegram channel! Download the app & get stupid at t.me/InsaneErikLane!

If you have a bawling baby, just shove a spoonfull of butter in his pie-hole! Egg prices are still not what they used to be and people are getting back to basics with farm-fresh eggs...thanks to chicken rentals. You can pick your friends but you're stuck with your relatives...who love to stick up your bellybutton with Super Glue! And the insanity never stops.In This Episode...Someone Paid $88,000 for a Cheeto That Looks Like a Pokémon; TikTok Says Feeding Your Baby Butter Will Shut Them Up; FL Woman Stabbed Her Boyfriend Because He Wouldn't Eat Her Cooking; A Toddler Called 911 for "Emergency Donuts"; 12% of People Pee in the Shower...Daily; Rising Egg Prices Spark Chicken Rental Trend; A 36-y/o OnlyFans Star Tours Nursing Homes to Find Old Men to Appear in Her X-rated Videos; Walmart In Jacksonville Sold Empty Chicken Nuggets with No Chicken in Them; Fully Inflated Kim Kardashian Balloon—With 15-Ft.-High Butt—Takes Over Times Square; Not Something You See A Lot...A (Dead) Giraffe In The Back Of A Pickup; FL Man Swallows $800,000 Worth Of Luxury Jewelry, Police Scan His Insides For Evidence; Against All Logic, the One-Legged Pants Trend Is Sweeping the Nation; 'Megalodon' goldfish found in Erie, PA; Vienna's Vegetable Orchestra earns world record by playing with food; FAMILY DYSFUNCTION: Man Suing His Brother-in-Law After He Filled His Belly Button with Super Glue; (Possibly Unstable) Southwest Passenger Strips Naked on a Plane; Speed Eating a 7-lb. Hamburger Sent a Man to ER—Unable to Pass Gas; Eating Packing Peanuts Is The Latest TikTok Trend; FL Woman Was Arrested for Assaulting Her Boyfriend with a Watermelon; FL Man Claimed He Would Assassinate Trump, Shoot Missiles at New York; California Arsonist Catches Fire While Setting Car Ablaze.Get caught up on all the current events with a stupid spin & find out who did the most stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards! Join the Telegram Channel to read all about these very REAL stupid stories: t.me/InsaneErikLane

This is more complicated than the old country song, "I'm My Own Grandpa". A man fathers a child with a mother AND her daughter. A man tries to father SOMETHING with a TRAIN SEAT. And women spend a week honing the fine art of climaxing. Can it get any more stupid than that? Of course! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" & I will demonstrate in this episode...In this episode...[A Piece of My Mind] Parents Spend 67 Hours a Year "Negotiating" With Their Kids; Plan to Build a Road with Radioactive Waste in FL Prompts Legal Challenge; Someone Stole a "Thou Shalt Not Steal" Painting from a Church; New MN Bill Would Clarify That Used Bong Water Is Not Actually a Drug; A TikTok Couple Is Upset Their Mountain Cabin Is on a Mountain; Missouri Man Charged for TWICE Trying to Have Sex with a Train Seat; And Now...A Mother & Daughter Pregnant at the Same Time By The SAME MAN; Weeklong 'Orgasm Retreats' Teach Women How to Climax.Pancho has very little effort in answering some of the questions this week that are asking if Hooter's is good or bad for women & if it's wrong to take your "work spouse" for a "couple's massage" after a hard day at the job. See if you can figure out the answers along with Pancho in this week's Insane Game Show to determine if you would be at a Strip Club or a Daycare when you visit a business called, "Daddy's Rabbits" in Richmond, VA!

Everybody's got something to say about the way the Ukrainian President got "taken to the woodshed" by President Trump & VP Vance. A Chinese college kid didn't want to say anything about who would find his sex doll...especially his roommate...so he set her on fire. Federal government workers had a LOT to say about their sexual fettishes & fantasies in a NSA chatroom. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is saying alot about the stupidity you're going to hear about this week!In this episode...GONE VIRAL: Trump Kicks Ukraine's Zelensky Out Of White House After Oval Office Blow Up; Dumbest TikTok Trend Yet—Dropping Heavier & Heavier Things on Your Foot; Man Traumatized by Earthquakes Has Been Living in a Cave for 2 Years; A Guy Started a Fire While Trying to Hide His Sex Doll from a Roommate; Man Calls Off Wedding After Fiancée Electrocutes Him as Part of Pre-Marital 'Childbirth Pain Test'; FL Man Arrested For “Odd” Behavior With Chucky Doll; Couple Says They Were Forced To Sit Next To Dead Body On Flight; TAX Dollars At Work: NSA Transgender Sex Chat Room Uncovered–Employees Caught Talking About Estrogen Injections, Getting “Zapped" In The Butt!Pancho takes on the burning questions about whether it's "poor sportsmanship" to yell "MISS" at a 12-y/o's basketball game & giving your teenage daughter Ozempic! Play along with Pancho in our 'Insane Games" to figure out of if you're going to a Golf Course or a Rehab!

Why spend money on a dog or a cat when you can have one custom-made with artificial intelligence? My Insane FL Nephew didn't make it to the 2025 FL Man Games...even though it was held down the road from his house, but I still do have the details! Suddenly, fashion models are sporting their "coin slots" in style! And it's CRACK-ing people up.In this BONUS Midweek Episode...Dumb Duo Tries to Use a Cannon to Blast Drugs Into a Prison; Could Robot Pets Be the Future? Here's What the Experts Are Predicting; Doctor Under Fire for Giving Pet Cat a CAT Scan at His Hospital; He's Cut Off: Police Seeking Suspect Accused of Urinating All Over Bar; FL Woman Accused of Stealing Electricity Sends Great Dane After Deputy; Woman Sues Her High School Because She Can't Read or Write; A Drunk Driver Crashed in the Same Spot 2 Nights in a Row at 9:47 PM; Man Calls 911—Says His Girlfriend Locked Him In a Storage Unit for a Week; School Tries to Cover Huge 65 Ft. Phallic Symbol on Roof That's Visible From Space; Looks Like Hooters Is Heading for Bankruptcy; NJ Woman Accused Of Running Brothel, & Her Name Fits…; City to Solve Homelessness with New Law Banning Sitting & Lying Down; A Father Says His Daughter's Name Was Incorrectly Listed as "Unakite Thirteen Hotel"; A Man Offers to Split a Winning Lotto Ticket...with the Thieves Who Bought It with His Stolen Credit Card; Models Bare Plumber's Cracks at Milan Fashion Week & Style Gurus Are Outraged; PA Gambling Addict Lost a $57K Jackpot, Because He'd Previously Banned Himself from the Casino; Soccer Game Cancelled After Player's Child Bites Referee's Testicle; FL Woman Admits to Vandalizing Ex's Vehicle...But She Got The Wrong Car; 'A Woman Was Caught Peeing on Quinoa at a Grocery Store . . . for Her OnlyFans Page; (Another SCARY Flight)...Southwest Plane Nearly Collides With Private Jet at Chicago's Midway Airport; FL Man Games 2025 Were a Huge Success Again.More insane stupidity from the latest current event files & we pay tribute to the stupendous stupidity with our Genius Awards!Don't forget to join the Telegram Channel to get all the links to the stories on the episodes by visiting t.me/InsaneErikLane!

There's nothing like getting out of the tub smelling nice & fresh...like a freshly baked PIZZA. China once again is ahead of its time by treating Rheumatism with cat pee. Men seem to be more impressed with enhancing their junk than they think the women are. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew, will also relate a story about how much make-up Mrs. Pancho really needs.In this episode...[A Piece of My Mind] "Not Guilty" For Being UGLY: Unattractive Faces May Get a Break In Court; Chinese Zoo Sells Tiger Urine for $7, Claims It Treats Rheumatism; Papa John's Has Bath Bombs So You Can Bathe in Their Garlic Sauce; An IVF Clinic Messed Up, & a Woman Gave Birth to the Wrong Baby; Trader Joe's is Selling Fertilized Chicken Eggs; Someone Had a Bad Morning Within 1 Minute: Their Alarm, a 911 Call, & Nudes to Friends; Men Are Injecting Their Jawlines With Bone-Like Filler For Chiseled Faces; Forget male Botox—Finance Bros LineUp For Penis & Scrotum Fillers.Pancho answers your burning questions about whether Valentine's Day is just a "Hallmark Holiday" and do women like to be told they look better without makeup. Play along with Pancho & see if you can tell if this headline is fake news or Florida: "A Holiday man had his monkey taken away after the 2 of them were busted for driving a stolen car….."

How many chickens do you need living in your HOA to make you feel safe? For one lady, 1 is one too many! An innovative deer hunter found himself fined for doing "double doody" on private property. A crazy ex-girlfriend really sucked at punking her ex-boyfriend's truck! Plus the weekly rundown of the Insane Week In Review & the weekly winners for our Genius Awards all in this Midweek BONUS Episode!In this episode...Doctor Says His Patients Are Still Experiencing Extreme Trauma Over the 2024 Election; FL Driver Passes FL Cop Going 129 Miles Per Hour; Influencer's 'Gorgeous' Dress Goes Viral for All the Wrong Reasons: 'Period Nightmare'; An Amazon Driver Ran Over a Pedestrian...& Then Drove Off; New Trend? HP Added 15-Minute Minimum Wait Times for Telephone Support Calls...to Force People Online; HOA Insists South Jersey Woman Ditch Emotional Support Chickens; A Woman Stabbed Her Fiancé in the Neck During an Argument Over a Wedding Venue; MI Man Drives to PA to Torch His Ex-Girlfriend's Boyfriend's House; Oklahoma Teen Runaway Slept In Walmart TP Fort; Shirtless FL Man Steals Patrol Car, Carjacks Woman in Wild Chase; American Airlines Flight Delayed Over Wi-Fi Hotspot Named, 'There Is a Bomb on the Flight'; Nathan's Famous Wants to Help You Boil Your Franks the '100% NY Way'; A Deer Hunter Got Busted Hunting from a Camo-Covered Port-a-Potty; A Congressman Wants to Rename Greenland "Red, White, & Blueland"; Amazon Dropped Off A Package—at Mandy Moore's In-Law's Burned Down Home; CA Wildfires Ruined Grapes...So Now They're Trying to Make "Smoky Wine" Popular; Some People Are Afraid Of Snakes, Spiders. This Woman Has A Fear of Ketchup; A Man Claiming He's 6-&-3 in Eluding the Cops Compliments Officers After a Chase; Doctors Find 5 Contact Lenses Lost Behind Woman's Eyeball; FL Man Pulls A Gun on Customer Waiting For Parking Space At Grocery Store; A Woman Filled Her Ex's Gas Tank with "Pre-Sucked Skittles"!Don't forget to join the TELEGRAM Channel to get the links to all the stupidity from this episode at t.me/InsaneErikLane!

What would happen if a man's rocket blasted off in space? We do the math. If you like your fortune cookies with a bit more blue, you'd better make sure they are mailed to the right address. Forget taking a sick day...some companies are offering a sex day & the employees are picking this over a bonus check.In this episode...[A Piece of My Mind] Woman Without Kids Posts, Then Deletes Rant About Parents Bringing Their Kids To Costco; R-Rated Fortune Cookies Got Sent to the Wrong Restaurants; Kayaker Describes Being Swallowed By Humpback Whale; Company-Sanctioned 'Sex Days' Could Be Coming: Paid Time Off to Get Freaky 'Boosts Productivity' & Workplace Loyalty; How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Paw 'Like a Cat' on a Cop; Man Wins Free Norwegian Cruise Vacation Catches the Flu Onboard & Gets Hit With $47,000 Bill; Americans Strip Off for 11-Day Naked Cruise as 'Big Nude Boat' Sets Sail From Miami; [TMI…??] Here's What Happens When Astronauts Ejaculate in Space!We'll find out the answers to burning questions posed to my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero, about dating a 30-y/o guy who lives with roommates & wether to date a much older person just for the "perks". In this week's Insane Game Show, would you know if an entertainer by the name of "Dale DaBone" is a Port Star or a Weatherman? Play along with Pancho & find out!

Zoos in China must be resorting to anything to bring in visitors. I've got more stories of painted animals posing as exotic exhibits! Potties in Pittsburgh, PA are blowing up...and they're not at the local Mexican restaurants--they're at City Hall! If you want to live a healthy lifestyle, make sure your belly button is oiled well.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...An Exploding Toilet Landed a Guy in the Hospital; Woman charged with harassment in UK's 1st 'cyber-farting' case; IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN: Chinese Zoo Paints Chow Chow Dogs to Look Like Tigers; Chinese Zoo Accused of Painting Donkeys Black & White to Look Like Zebras: 'Stripes Look a Mess'; Teacher Charged for Kneeing 4-y/o Elementary Student; Woman Arrested on Hit-&-Run Charge After Car Scrapes Tree Branch in Parking Lot; FL Man Destroyed Multiple Mailboxes on a Riding Mower, Then Flips It; Schools Are Banning Crocs, Claiming They Are a 'Safety Hazard'; A Couple May Break Up...Over a Beer Run During the Super Bowl; How DRUNK Do You Have To Be....To Break Into Bible Study Thinking It Was A Human Trafficking Operation; Wellness Junkies Oiling Their Belly Buttons, Armpits for Better Sleep & Stress Relief; FL Man 'Barking Like a Dog' for More Than an Hour at Auto Parts Store Arrested for Drugs; A Pair of Idiots Got Caught with Drugs After Stopping to Ask Cops for Directions; Shoplifters Ordered to Wash Cars Instead Of Serve Jail Time; Plane Evacuated After Passenger's 'Stupid Comment'; Man Blindsided as His Girlfriend 'Hijacks' His Birthday to Propose to Herself on His Behalf; FL Woman Fires BB Gun at 2 Teens Riding Their Dirt Bikes; A Carton of Eggs Is So Expensive That Stores Are Selling Egg "Loosies"; There's a "Spreadable Coffee" That You Can Smear on Your Toast; Stay up-to-date with all the stupid current events with the Insane Week In Review and celebrate the most supendous stupidity with this week's Genius Awards!

Do you "email like a man? That could be problematic! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has been playing around with "Mrs. Pancho's" GenEmoji app on her phone & well..the results are pretty impressive. He also tells of a lawmaker who protested the election of Donald Trump by sterilizing herself. That'll show him.In this episode...[A Piece Of My Mind] Women Are Trying to Sound More ‘Masculine' When Emailing Co-Workers, But: ‘It is harmful'; [UPDATE!] Toco, The Human Collie, Opens “Zoo” For Others Who Want To Dress Up Like A Dog; A Husband's Affair Was Accidentally Outed, When His Fling's Old Navy Jeans Left Green Stains Everywhere; Blind Man Gets License to Carry Permit to Make a Point About Gun Laws; A Drunk Driver Didn't Know He Was Missing a Tire; (It's Come To THIS)...MI State Rep Says She Sterilized Herself To Protest Trump; Thief Using Homemade Barcode Ring to Scam Walmart Self-Checkout Tries to Ring Up $300 Grill For Price of Tomato Soup; Shopper Left Covered in Feces & Sewage When Toilet Pipe Explodes in Store.Pancho also answers your questions about when a best friend uses you for their manipulative behavior & whether a wife should return her husband's birthday gift.

Ol' Joe Biden is now reppin' through a high-profile Hollywood Talent Agency! How long did you have to hold it in so you didn't miss a big play watching the "Big Game"? How far is too far when it comes to your mother-in-law's freedom to completely redecorate your house? More bizzare but true stories to get you through the week!In this episode...Sweethearts Says Their "Marry Me" Hearts Are Legally Binding This Year; (Ruh-roh!) Man Who Faked His Own Death To Avoid Paying Child Support Found Alive At Girlfriend's House; Man Under Investigation After Viral TikTok Video of Him Using Baby to Clean Snow from Car; Deputy Busted For Smuggling Drugs in Skittles Bags Onto Cruise Ship; From Super Bowl Plays to Baby's First Steps: Bathroom Anxiety Have Ruined Life's Best Moments for 1 in 3 People; Julian Edelman Recalls Peeing on the Sidelines as a Player: 'You Pull Your Pants Down'; Lawyers Seeing More People Apply for Canadian Citizenship; [Boundaries…] Woman's Mother-in-Law Gives Her Unauthorized Home Makeover; 13% of Americans Say God Cares Who Wins the Super Bowl; A Man Stole a Car from a Dealership, Because He Spent His "Last $50 to Uber There"; Heaviest FL Panther Ever Caught Found Relaxing in a Tree; Joe Biden Signs with Hollywood Talent Agency; This HBO Show Wants Your Crazy FL Man Stories; FL Man-Wearing A Dalmatian Onesie-Outruns Troopers, Tasers, & K9's; Bride Plans to Give Groomsmen Water Guns Filled with Red Wine to Soak Sister If She Wears White Dress at Her Wedding; NY Judge Tried to Get Out of Jury Duty, by Saying He Believed "All Defendants Are Guilty"; FL Man Who Was Arrested for Arson in a Forest Said He Was Doing a "Controlled Burn"; Swim Teacher Banned From Profession After Swigging Wine From the Bottle Before Lesson, Falling in Pool; Pilot Stopped Teen Who Entered an Airport with Guns, Demanding a Plane!All the latest current events with the stupid spin & our geniuses who get the awards for the greatest stupidity!

Should the Immigration Service start playing Calliope music to draw illegals to an ICE Cream truck? It might work! Do you have a $2 bill on you? You could be branded as a counterfeiter! A new stupid TikTok prank could get you arrested for felony kidnapping. And have you ever thought about the penis of the future? Neither has my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero!In this Episode...[A Piece of My Mind] Terrible TikTok "Prank": "Hey Kids, Wanna Be Kidnapped?"; A Matchmaking Service Will Find Your Soulmate for $1 Million; Young [& Stupid?] Cashiers at Grocery Store Reject Man's $2 Bills Thinking They're Counterfeit; La Migra? Las Vegas Ice-Cream Truck Mistaken For ICE Vehicle as Deportation Raids Unfold; A Drunk Driver In WI Was So Sloshed, He Maxed Out the Breathalyzer;  Man Launches 'Villain for Hire' Service That Lets Clients Pose as Heroes; Chinese Homeowner Who Refused to Relocate Now Lives in Middle of Motorway; Experts Predict What the 'Penis of the Future' Could Look & Feel Like!Play along with Pancho with the Insane Game Show & see if you can figure out if the business called "Show and Tel" in Philadelphia, PA is a Strip Club or a Daycare!

Social media stupidity is the best source for this Midweek BONUS Episode with plenty of examples why TikTok should be restricted from the USA. It's causing spontaneous eruptions of stupidity! When is a bologna sandwich a felonious weapon? When it's used in Florida. More examples of Gen Z stupidity when it comes to filing taxes. And of course the latest rundown of the current events with the Insane Week In Review and the "Hall of Fame" for stupidity in the weekly Genius Awards...In this episode:FL Elementary School Principal Throws a Kegger for Her Students; A Connecticut 12-y/o Gets Shot After Throwing Snowball at Car; Mom Unplugs Baby's NICU Monitor to Get Nurses' Attention for a TURKEY SANDWICH; Jacksonville, FL Cop Accidentally Shoots Driver with His Own Gun; There Was a Gunfight at Wendy's Over "Cold Fries"...& Someone Was Shot in the Butt; TikToker Charged After Filming Himself Spraying Pesticides on Meat, Produce in Walmart; A Woman's Lunch Wrap Came with a Knife Inside; TikToker Blames 'Office Air' for People Not Looking Their Best at Work; (SICKO!) Healthcare Worker Arrested After Allegedly Twerking on Head of Person with Disabilities, Posting Video to TikTok; FL Ex-Con Arrested For Bologna Battery; Should the Monday After the Super Bowl Be a National Holiday? Police Cadet Disarmed a 5-y/o with LOADED Gun While Serving Subpoena; Nearly 1 in 5 Gen Zers Believe They Can Write Off Literally Anything as a Business Expense; PETA Wanted to Replace Punxsutawney Phil...with a "Weather Reveal" Cake; A Whale Fart Almost Started World War III; PERVY Priest Busted For....Flossing His Teeth With Teen Girl's Hair–& Growling at Her; A Thief Broke Into a House...& Stole a Toilet; 554-Pound Rapper Sues Lyft After Driver Refuses Her Ride Due to Her Size; Twix Offered You a Chance at 2 Gold Bars...If You Didn't Watch Super Bowl Commercials.

Gales of hysteric laugh will waft from your podcast player during this Weekend Episode as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" struggles to tell you about what happens when you fall down drunk with your pants down & your pecker freezes to the ice. It gets worse as he completely loses it as he tells a TOUCHING story about father/son bonding...but not in a way you would ever expect. And I'll give you some advice on keeping sacred things out of the reach of climbing toddlers, or you could lose a loved one!In this episode...[A Piece of My Mind] A Teen Upset About the TikTok Ban Set Fire to His Congressman's OfficeEverything's ‘Toxic' Now, Even Being TOO Happy; Man Orders $40 Drill Set–Receives Printed Photo of the Drill; FL Man's Body Turns Orange–Leaks Cholesterol–After Eating Cheese, Meat, & Full Sticks of Butter; Toddlers Played With Dead Grandpa's Ashes—& May Have Eaten Them; Man's Willy Freezes to Icy Sidewalk After a Drunken Fight Outside Bar; Mississippi Politician Files “Contraception Begins At Erection” Act; DEMENTED DAD: Anti-Aging Fanatic Bryan Johnson Slammed for 'Gross' Post Tracking Son's Erection Data!Pancho will also answer questions about a roommate's boyfriend who's been talking in his sleep & may have confessed to cheating & should a woman "follow her heart" & marry a man who's been divorced 4 times? Could she see anything coming?Test your stupidity skills against "Pancho" in this week's "Insane Game Show" & play "Steakhouse of Gay Bar"! If you went to a business in Portland, OR called "G-Love", what kind of meat would you find?

This Midweek BONUS Episode might hit a nerve if you've had "buyer's remorse", except this is a permanent reminder of your stupidity. The latest current events headlines featuring Donald Trump's 1st week as President...again. And a real "genius" in stupidity who has a real BEEF about prime rib! In this episode...Flight Attendant Sacked for Twerking on the JobFL Woman Accused Of Using Cane Sword To Stab & Kill Her Husband12-y/o Michigan Boy Drives Nearly 100 Miles in Stolen SUVMassive New Bug Species Found, Named After Darth VaderDaycare Worker Fired After Putting 4-y/o in Trash Can For Refusing To NapFunding For Startup To Bring Back Woolly Mammoth & The Dodo BirdWife Makes Husband Pay Her a Monthly $206 ‘Woman Tax'–Because Females ‘Have a Harder Time'Southwest Airlines Pilot Arrested Moments Before Takeoff for Showing Up IntoxicatedAI Photos of Brad Pitt Scammed a French Woman Out of $850,000Just 46% of Employees Know What Is Expected of Them at WorkA Pizza Place Is Charging Over $100 if You Add PineappleAnother Idiot Was Caught with Drugs in a Bag Labeled "Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs"Just 1 in 3 People Feel Comfortable Pooping in Front of Their PartnerA Monkey Jumped Into a Starbucks Drive-Thru, & Assaulted a BaristaMother Of Iconic “Side-Eye Meme Girl” Opens Up About Regrets Over Daughter's FameWoman Receives “RIP TikTok” Tattoo As App Comes Back OnlineSoutherners Dealing with a Historic Once-in-a-Lifetime SnowstormScottish Haggis May Be Coming To The United StatesThe 100 Worst Rated Foods in the WorldPA Woman Handcuffs Son to Oil Tank as Punishment for Eating Too Many Hot DogsDoctor Shares Shocking X-ray Of Person Filled With Tapeworm EggsCoors Light Releasing New “Chill Face Roller” to Keep You Totally ChillPizza-Flavored Cereal Is Now a Thing That ExistsGet up to date wtih the "Insane Week In Review" & Meet this week's "Genius Award" winners!

In this episode...Pancho & I can't keep from bustin' on Gen Z because of their stupid work ethics & philosophy! I've got to give a piece of my mind to you about the Nutrition Police that's possibly coming to your neighborhood grocer! And why does my Insane FL Nephew love coconut water so much? Ugh! Here's some of the stupidity we're serving up this weekend...Gen Z Would Rather Text a Coworker, Even While Sitting Next to ThemGen Z Carry Stuffed Animals Around–They Don't Care If It's ‘Dumb'Pizza Hut China Releases Pizza Topped With Fried Whole BullfrogProgresso Sells Chicken Noodle Soup Cough DropsSoccer Club Fires Falcon Handler for Posting Photos of His Penis ImplantWoman Zips 2-Yy/o in Suitcase 'to Keep Him Warm' & Brings Him On a BusDoctor Performs Vasectomy on Himself, Shares Video on Social MediaPancho answers YOUR questions:Is Good “Customer Service” Worth A Tip?Is It Tesla's Fault I Got Into A Fender-Bender?

In this Midweek BONUS Episode....FL Meat Thief Busted While Snacking on PizzaWoman Texts Cop, Not Dealer, For Drugs Before Entering RehabBuffalo Bills' Mack Hollins Dresses Up as Fred Flintstone & Goes Barefoot in Freezing ColdA Hot Pocket Thief Was Caught Red-Handed...Eating Hot PocketsMel Gibson: Pope & the Vatican Surrounded by Child Molesters—Believes the CatholicChurch is a Counterfeit Parallel ChurchWalmart Changes Logo for 1st Time in 20 Years & Shoppers Have Thoughts: 'SomeonePaid for This?'Wild Coyote Yanked From Refrigerated Section of Chicago ALDIA Worker Got Their Nose Ring Caught in an Office Chair...Leading to a Wild RescueStupid People Are Taking Selfies in Front of the LA Wildfires

In This Episode:Woman Removes 6 Ribs to Slim Down–Wants to Make Them Into Crown‘Full bush in a bikini': the sudden rise of pubic hair positivityPA Woman Gets 2 Boys Drunk AS They Shovel Her Walkway–Then Tries To Hook Up With One

Looking for more episodes from my stupid world? You'll find all of them at Spreaker.com! I'll be recording the podcast at Podbean, but due to limited storage (and limited funds) I am only able to keep 5 hours of content on Podbean. So, all the current & previous episodes are going to be hosted at Spreaker, which offers unlimited episodes. Find them all at Spreaker.com!

In This Episode:FL Man Claims Alien Abduction During Alleged Nude Carjacking;Escaped Spider Monkey Turns Up on Side of MO Highway In A Pink Tutu;A Developer Accidentally Demolished the Boyhood Home of AC/DC's Angus & Malcolm Young!

DOWNLOAD THIS EPISODE IF YOU WISH TO LISTEN AT A LATER TIME. In This Episode: [A Piece Of My Mind] ]Vacationing In The State Of...CANADA? Mom Mistakes Nail Glue for Eyedrops–Endures 2 Months of '' 19-y/o Woman's Bust Zooms To A GGG-Cup After Pfizer Covid Vaccine.

In This Episode:[A Piece Of My Mind] ]Vacationing In The State Of...CANADA?Mom Mistakes Nail Glue for Eyedrops–Endures 2 Months of ''19-y/o Woman's Bust Zooms To A GGG-Cup After Pfizer Covid Vaccine.

In This Episode...FL Woman BITES Her Brother For Praying To Jesus Inside Her House; Memphis Restaurant Has Been Frying Burgers in the Same Grease for Over 100 Years;Middle School Teacher Bans Kids from Saying "Ohio" and "Skibidi Toilet".

REMINDER: AUDIO FOR THIS EPISODE IS ONLY ONLINE FOR A FEW DAYS BEFORE DELETION DUE TO LIMITED STORAGE. DOWNLOADING THIS EPISODE IS RECOMMENDED IF YOU WISH TO LISTEN AT A LATER TIME. In This Episode... FL Woman BITES Her Brother For Praying To Jesus Inside Her House; Memphis Restaurant Has Been Frying Burgers in the Same Grease for Over 100 Years; Middle School Teacher Bans Kids from Saying "Ohio" and "Skibidi Toilet".

THE AUDIO FOR THIS EPISODE IS AVAILABLE ONLINE TO STREAM FOR A FEW DAYS ONLY. PLEASE DOWNLOAD THIS EPISODE IF YOU WANT TO LISTEN AT A LATER TIME. in this Episode... [A Piece of My Mind] Psychic Predicts Alien Contact In 2025; Russian Entrepreneurs Sell 'Snowman Arms' Online; Skincare Addicts are Slathering Their Faces in Beef Fat For Glowing Skin; A Man Gets A "Stiffy" For All The Wrong Reasons!

in this Episode...[A Piece of My Mind] Psychic Predicts Alien Contact In 2025;Russian Entrepreneurs Sell 'Snowman Arms' Online;Skincare Addicts are Slathering Their Faces in Beef Fat For Glowing Skin;A Man Gets A "Stiffy" For All The Wrong Reasons!

In This Episode...[A Piece Of My Mind]-Americans Spend 110 Hours Looking For Something To Watch;Americans Are ‘Over' Christmas Traditions;Mom Shocked to See Man Who Broke Into Her Home 15 Years Ago at School Orientation With His Own Child;We're Getting More Stupid: IQ Declines In 4 Out of 5 Key Areas

AUDIO FOR THIS EPISODE IS AVAILABLE FOR A SHORT TIME AFTER PUBLISHING. DOWNLOAD IT NOW TO LISTEN LATER. In This Episode... [A Piece Of My Mind]-Americans Spend 110 Hours Looking For Something To Watch; Americans Are ‘Over' Christmas Traditions; Mom Shocked to See Man Who Broke Into Her Home 15 Years Ago at School Orientation With His Own Child; We're Getting More Stupid: IQ Declines In 4 Out of 5 Key Areas

AUDIO IS AVAILABLE FOR A SHORT TIME AFTER PUBLISHING-PLEASE DOWNLOAD THIS EPISODE IF YOU WISH TO LISTEN AT A LATER TIME. In This Episode... Humanoid Robots Now Can Care For Loved Ones While You're Away; NY Woman Sits in Poo on the Subway—Then Returns The Rented Jeans; Car Dealership Sells a Guy a Lemon, so He Drove It Through the Front Door; (It's GOOD To Have GOALS)...Guy Throws Rocks at Police Officer, Begs to Be Arrested!

THIS EPISODE WILL BE AVAILABLE ONLINE FOR A LIMITED TIME: DOWNLOAD NOW IF YOU PREFER TO LISTEN LATER. In This Episode... FL Teacher Arrested After Cops Found Him In His Birthday Suit...with Weed & Adult Toys...at an Elementary School; Weirdo Comes Out of a Restaurant Bathroom Without Clothes & Walks Around; A Guy Got Pulled Over for Watching Adult Video While Driving.

DOWNLOAD THIS EPISODE IF YOU PREFER TO LISTEN AT A LATER TIME. In this episode... Boy Allegedly Took Grandpa's Car For 160-mile Joyride People Are Using DOG Names For Their Babies Criminal Mastermind Tries To Shoplift During 'Shop With a Cop' Event McDonald's Won't Explain How Grimace..."Breeds"

DOWNLOAD THIS EPISODE IF YOU PREFER LISTENING AT A LATER TIME. In This Episode: 6-y/o Locked In Laundromat Dryer as Punishment for Losing Bag of Chips AR Doctor Suspended After His Birthday Suit Performance in A Medical Office In Front of His Patients Ex-Soap Opera Star's Full-Body Pump Exercise In Mid-Flight

DOWNLOAD THIS EPISODE IF YOU WANT TO LISTEN AT A LATER TIME. In this episode: Fireball Is Selling Christmas Stockings That Come Loaded with Booze Law & Disorder as Thai Police Station Comes Under Monkey Attack Woman Makes Disgusting Discovery at Steakhouse: 'There Are Things Moving' Wanted: Donations of Massive, Deadly Australian Spider for Milking

DOWNLOAD THIS EPISODE NOW IF YOU PLAN TO LISTEN AT A LATER TIME. In this Episode: [A Piece of My Mind] How Would You Rate Your Marriage Proposal? Survey Finds Half of Americans Would Do Things Differently (What A Way To "GO")....Man Found Dead in Tanning Bed 3 DAYS After Arriving at Gym Man Sues Frontier Airlines After Hot Tea Was Spilled On Himself Resulting In 3rd-Degree Burns...On His MANHOOD

IF YOU PLAN TO LISTEN  AT A LATER TIME, PLEASE DOWNLOAD THIS EPISODE. In this episode... A Guy Was Shooting at a Tree...with 9 Guns; Costco Recalls 80,000 Pounds of Butter for Most Stupid Possible Reason; A Guy Flashed a Group of Women After They Joked He Had Tiny Junk; Suspects Wore Bear Suit to Damage Cars, Defraud Insurance Agencies.

DOWNLOAD THIS EPISODE IF YOU PREFER LISTENING AT A LATE TIME. In This Episode: A little too much info about Grandma; A Couple Can't Settle On a Married Name—So They're Asking Their Wedding Guests to Vote; Georgetown Students Offered Post-Election Legos & Cocoa in ‘Self-Care Suite'; Chinese Street Food That Looks Like A Clump Of Black Human Hair

DOWNLOAD THIS EPISODE IF YOU WANT TO LISTEN AT A LATER TIME. In This Episode: Influencer Attends “Picklesburgh” Fest—eats TONS of Pickled Products, Then Ends Up In ER With Allergic Reaction–With A Puffed-Up Face! Raccoon Falls From Airport Ceiling, Spirit Airlines Staff & Flyers Flee; Election Insanity: TikTokker Tells Women to Leave Their Dangerous Husbands, Not Have Kids Because Trump Got Elected

DOWNLOAD THIS EPISODE IF YOU WISH TO LISTEN AT A LATER TIME. In This Episode: SNL Skit Runs Afoul With FCC Commissioner Over Harris' Appearance; FL In The Top 10 Best States For Surviving An Alien Invasion; Man Goes In His Birthday Suit As His Halloween Costume; PA Woman Doused in While Gambling At Casino

DOWNLOAD THIS EPISODE IF YOU PLAN TO LISTEN LATER. In This Episode... Kids Keep Tripping & Falling over Their Own Crocs, So Schools Are Banning Them; Peanut the Squirrel, Beloved Pet & Internet Sensation, Was KILLED After NY State Seizure–A Fundraiser Was Planned; Doctor Let Go After Being Seen Urinating in Hospital Sink!

DOWNLOAD THIS EPISODE IF YOU WANT TO LISTEN LATER. In this episode: [A Piece of My Mind] A Dietician Says Give Kids "Unlimited Access" to Halloween Candy Woman Gets Stuck Upside Down in a Crevice Between Boulders Trying to Find Her Phone Man Exposes Sister's Secret OnlyFans to Her Fiance Weeks Before Wedding Woman Regrets Removing Her Belly Button & Giving It to Her Boyfriend as Present

WANT TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE AT A LATER TIME? DOWNLOAD IT RIGHT NOW. Included in this episode: A Florida Church Thief Googled "Do Churches Have Safes" OH Mom Leaves Kids Home Alone For 3-Days While On A Liposuction Trip…In FL Man Who Threatened To Blow Up An Ulta Beauty Store Covered His Face With Markers To Hide His Identity

DOWNLOAD THIS EPISODE IF YOU PLAN TO LISTEN LATER Included in this episode: Man's Organs Were Nearly Harvested Before Doctors Realized He Was Still Alive Funeral Home Apologizes After Body Rolls Out of Hearse, Into Traffic Man Complaining of Indigestion Had Live Cockroach in His Intestines Your Next Prostate Exam Might Be Done by a Robotic Finger