Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:28) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:12) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:26:23) TX Woman's Pole Dancing Practice Triggers Apartment Flood (00:30:18) Dating App Girlfriend Breaks Into Man's Home—Rearranges His House (00:35:09) Well This Literally Sucks—FL Man Found Guilty Of Vacuum Cleaner Sex (00:40:30) You Can Now Rent Someone to Barbecue With if You're Lonely (00:45:33) Employees Say CA Vons Grocery Stayed Open For Hours After Customer Died In Aisle (00:50:00) Japanese Woman Arrested After Allegedly Sewing Housemate's Lips Shut (00:53:43) Man Trapped Under Porta-Potty Seat Rescued by Firefighters (00:57:28) Ask Pancho (01:11:00) Insane Game Show (01:30:43) Coming Next Episode (01:35:17) Closing It's not everyday a shopper dies in the baking aisle at the supermarket and it's not everyday a supermarket has to deal with a corpse by the dairy case. But one grocery chain in CA dealt with death by surrounding the body with shopping carts & patio umbrellas. Dating apps are supposed to introduce you to a potential life partner, but one man found out it introduced his ex to his apartment for some rearranging. There's been stories of people falling into vault toilets trying to retrieve sunglasses or a cell phone. But my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" thinks that there is no explanation as to why a man had to be cut out of a porta-potty with chainsaws after being trapped under the seat.In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Waffle House ‘incident response kit' contains emergency items for after-hours chaosTX Woman's Pole Dancing Practice Triggers Apartment FloodDating App Girlfriend Breaks Into Man's Home—Rearranges His HouseWell This Literally Sucks—FL Man Found Guilty Of Vacuum Cleaner SexYou Can Now Rent Someone to Barbecue With if You're LonelyEmployees Say CA Vons Grocery Stayed Open For Hours After Customer Died In AisleJapanese Woman Arrested After Allegedly Sewing Housemate's Lips ShutMan Trapped Under Porta-Potty Seat Rescued by FirefightersPancho has a couple of questions that didn't need much thought in answering in regards to whether a landlord has the right to snoop on tenants to see if they are damaging the property and whether a woman should reveal the secret of a man she met in a meet-up group to other women. Play along with Pancho in the weekly Insane Game Show and see if you can guess the stupidity better than he can!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:53:11) Insane Week In Review (01:07:34) Genius Awards (01:20:44) Closing It seems that some people aren't concerned about the atmosphere around their bodies, especially when gamers have to be reminded to shower before competing in a tournament. Same goes for a health club member who had to be banned for his B.O. And if that wasn't a big enough stink, the USA has seen an "explosion" of "explosive diarrhea" from the Cyclospora parasite that has found its way into our food supply. And there's plenty more stupidity exploding from this week's Midweek Bonus Episode.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Oregon Game Store Suspends Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments Over Hygiene ComplaintsFL Man Flags An UBER To Flee Cops After Rear-Ending Another CarFitness Influencer Sparks Backlash Over Yoga In Airplane AisleMayor of San Pedro Huamelula in Oaxaca, Mexico Renews Wedding Vows—With A Giant Female CaimanRunners completes UK half-marathon dressed as caterpillarTeleportation Scientist With Ties to Secret Experiments At UFO-Linked NM Lab—MISSINGBangkok Restaurant's Beef Broth Has Been Simmering Continuously Since 1974Family Sued By HOA After Raising Fence To Stop Coyotes From Killing Their GoatsMan's Body Odor Earns Him Lifetime Ban From Health ClubCA Wheelchair Bandit Rolls Away After Pasadena Bank RobberyChurch's Chicken Thief Gets STUCK Trying To Climb Back Over CounterScientists Accidentally Made A Healthier BEER—But Not By MuchCOMING SOON—World's 1st All-Robot-Staffed Hotel…In ChinaPasserby's Alert Leads TX Rescuers to Woman Trapped In Sewage RavineAn “Explosive” Surge Of A Stomach Bug Causing The “Backdoor Trots”FL Man vs. Gator: Guess Who Won?MO Man Rearrested Wearing T-Shirt From His Own Bail Bond CompanyA West Virginia Town Just Fired Its Entire Police ForceSex Offender Led Police On 85-mph Chase Without Ever Dropping His VapeA 4,000-y/o Clay Tablet Captures Kid Whining That His Mom's Homemade Clothes Aren't “Cool” EnoughTX Man's Date Claims To Be A Werewolf/Vampire—Woke Up Next Morning Finding His Neck REDMore stupidity from the latest current event headlines in our Insane Week In Review and we are introduced to another 7 "winners" of stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:54) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:15) Black Woman Wins Benjamin Franklin Look-A-Like Contest In Philly (00:08:28) Waymo Robotaxis Stall, Catch Fire After San Fran's 4th Of July Fireworks (00:11:28) 75-y/o Man Legally Named “Santa Claus” Arrested For Child Exploitation (00:13:41) Maryland Man's Car Is Stolen While He's Robbing Verizon Store (00:15:52) Police in VT Arrest Thief After She Returns…To Get Her Car (00:18:09) Singapore Woman Fights Noisy Neighbors With Screaming Rubber Chicken (00:20:45) Man Charged With Arson After Cutting Off His Own Genitals And Setting Them On Fire (00:25:41) COUNTRY ROADS U.S. SOCCER (00:26:59) Help Wanted–Maine Senate Candidate (00:28:14) MOW THE LAWN (00:30:30) Men's Beachwear-house (00:31:40) CAMP MOMANDDAD (00:33:02) JUST&T MARRIED! (00:35:02) ASK A CALLER (00:37:50) A Morning Shower Thought…. (00:39:13) Closing Waymos cause enough stupidity without having to maneuver through a July 4th celebration, so imagine the pandemonium with the robo-taxis in San Francisco. Karma comes out on top when a robber robs a Verizon store and another robber robs the robber's car. Confused? Just wait until you hear about the Indiana man who was arrested for arson when he set his house on fire after using his severed junk to ignite the blaze! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", missed out on telling you this story because he's taking this week off to spend it with Mrs. Pancho and no kids! In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Are We Doing Too Much for Kids?Black Woman Wins Benjamin Franklin Look-A-Like Contest In PhillyWaymo Robotaxis Stall, Catch Fire After San Fran's 4th Of July Fireworks75-y/o Man Legally Named “Santa Claus” Arrested For Child ExploitationMaryland Man's Car Is Stolen While He's Robbing Verizon StorePolice in VT Arrest Thief After She Returns…To Get Her CarSingapore Woman Fights Noisy Neighbors With Screaming Rubber ChickenMan Charged With Arson After Cutting Off His Own Genitals And Setting Them On FireSince there's NO PANCHO to play our Insane Game Show, you'll hear how the unofficial theme song for Team USA just doesn't hit like it did when we were still in the World Cup competition. And I'll help out the Democrats in Maine now that their Senate campaign is on the skids with a new commercial. If you're dudgedly cutting the grass in the summer heat, I have a song for you. But if you're at the beach, there's a place that men can go to find appropriate dress. If the kids are running you crazy...there's a summer camp that's right in your back yard. And what if Adam Sandler actually sang his officiating at the Taylor Swift wedding? There's a couple of callers that will also give some crazy stories on their 4th of July accidents that were actually pretty funny!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:52:42) Insane Week In Review (01:07:13) Genius Awards (01:16:07) Closing We've all had tired eyes and we typically treat them with drops. Except this Scottish man who thought a massage gun worked good enough on his muscles he thought he would give it a go on his bare eyeball. For 8 months. Vultures have discovered suburbia and are wining and dining ...and pooping...on everything. A school district in NY thought it was not going to be a problem to have a self-described and proud DRAG QUEEN on their school board to serve as a Vice President. What could go wrong?In this Midweek BONUS Episode....Scottish Man Uses Massage Gun On His Tired Eyeballs—It Went As Well As ExpectedA Lot of “Pork” Was “Dumped” Onto A State Highway As Pigs Scramble Following Big Rig Roll-Over CrashChinese Mushrooms Cause Hallucinations That Make You See Tiny PeopleSHOCKFACE! NY Drag Queen and School Board VP Arrested on Child Porn ChargesProteinmaxxing Trend Has Left Supermarkets Short of—Cottage CheeseHamptons Mansion Gets an Unexpected Pool Guest: An UberMD Woman Angry Over Taco Bell Wait Time Flashed Gun, Challenged Workers to Fight OutsideWoman Dumps Date Who Wanted To Take Home Her LeftoversHow Do You LOSE a GIRAFFE? “Gracie” Missing For Nearly 2 Weeks—$5,000 Reward Offered—Before Being Found 4-mi From HomeMan Comes Out Of House To Find 2 Kangaroos In An All-Out SlugfestA 96-y/o TikTok Star Claims She's Being “Kicked Out” Of Nursing Home Over Wild PartiesWV Woman Tried To Steal Vehicle While Leaving Her 5-y/o Son AloneNaked North Carolina Man Interrupts Morning Commute Along I-85 In GAFlorida Man LITERALLY Runs Circles Around Deputy During Traffic StopFlorida Man Conducts Traffic Stop On Undercover Sheriff's DeputyGood News: No Brain Cancer—Bad News: You Have LIVE WORMSNeighborhood Under Attack...By Pooping VulturesConvenience Store Workers Laugh Knife-Wielding Thief Out Of The StoreCan A Waffle House Window Be Too Delicious? One Lawsuit Says YesNJ Middle School Recalls Yearbooks After Hitler Baby Photo DiscoveredGod Makes People Eat More Junk Food: AllegedlyMore stupidity from the most recent current events in the Insane Week In Review and our weekly 7 stupendous winners in this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:35) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:37) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:17:45) Canadian Town Recognizes Trees as Living Beings with Civil Rights (00:22:25) Woman Locked In Doctor's Office After Being Forgotten At Appointment (00:27:16) Man Falls into Vault Toilet at CA Camp While Trying to Retrieve Sunglasses (00:33:33) Mutant Sewer Rats With Poison Resistance Spreading Through Major US Cities (00:40:30) A Hospital Worker—In HUNGARY—Took Body Parts Home, Ate Them (00:45:07) Contraband Criminal: There's No Way He Could've Fit All That In His @$$ (00:48:49) Noah Kahan begs Philly fans to ‘go to the bathroom' after audience member POOPS on the venue floor…‘Please dear God' (00:53:34) Ask Pancho (01:05:10) Insane Game Show (01:22:46) Coming Next Episode (01:25:45) Closing When a big-time pop star has to scold his audience about going to the bathroom, you know he did a show in Philadelphia. A perfect true-life movie script involving a hospital worker from Hungary who has an appetite for human remains. And how much are sunglasses worth to you if you drop them down the hole in a primative vault toilet? Enough to spend 14 minuntes in poop soup waiting to be rescued? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has the scoop on poop this week!In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] America Turns 250—And We're STILL Stupid!Canadian Town Recognizes Trees as Living Beings with Civil RightsWoman Locked In Doctor's Office After Being Forgotten At AppointmentMan Falls into Vault Toilet at CA Camp While Trying to Retrieve SunglassesMutant Sewer Rats With Poison Resistance Spreading Through Major US CitiesA Hospital Worker—In HUNGARY—Took Body Parts Home, Ate ThemContraband Criminal: There's No Way He Could've Fit All That In His @$$Noah Kahan begs Philly fans to ‘go to the bathroom' after audience member POOPS on the venue floor…‘Please dear God'This week there's 2 questions that are the same...but different dealing with outdoor summer fun and string bikinis that Pancho will wrestle with giving a salient answer. And play along with Pancho in the weekly Insane Game Show!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:52:49) Insane Week In Review (01:02:52) Genius Awards (01:19:56) Closing Grandma goes rogue on a mobility scooter & causes total chaos in a cycling race when she plows into the stream of bicyclists. Police respond to reports of a shirtless man in Indiana that's in the middle of traffic waving a chainsaw at passing motorists. And who needs to worry about paying rent when you can cop a squat in abandoned buildings with the owner's permission. The only thing is you have to move when you're told to.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...AL Couple Get into On-Camera Beef With Customer who Left 1-Star Review About Their New Ice Cream ShopDoorDash Delivery Robot In AZ Rolled Through Active SWAT SceneA 6-y/o Boy on a Class Field Trip Found a 1,300-y/o Viking SwordJilted 31-y/o PA Woman Arrested For Sending Live Bugs To ProfessorNearly Naked Miami Man Breaks Into ApartmentShirtless Indiana Man Arrested For Waving A Chainsaw At Passing CarsNew TLC Dating Show Features A 4-Ft. Exotic DancerClavicular Launches 'Looksmaxxing' Summit—Live Botox, Fillers and 'Mog Battles'Taco Shop Karen Has Unhinged Meltdown Over Mexican Restaurant Owned by 2 White BrothersNY Restaurant Blasted for Publicly Shaming Customers With Tipping Demand'Ethical' Squatter Who Hasn't Paid Rent in 15 Years Convinces Homeowners He's Doing Them a FavorLittle Old German Lady Drives Her Mobility Scooter Straight Into Bike RaceOH, DEATH! Graveyard Dating Is Trending With Gen ZScottish World Cup Fans Drink Boston Bars Dry, Creating Beer ShortageFL Mental Health Therapist Office Has Gone “Batty” With Over 50 LIVE BATS Living InsideThe ‘Stinky' Sauerkraut Diet Is Trending Within The Trump AdministrationAirline Passenger BITES A Fellow Flier On A Plane To PhiladelphiaFL Mom Attacks Fellow Pickleball Player With A Paddle For Critiquing Her Son's PlayPolice Charge 85-y/o FL Man For Street Racing In His Favorite CarOK Family's Golden Retriever Brings Live Armadillo Into Their HomeAlaska Man Let His Parakeets Mate Uncontrollably—Dozens Need HomesThere's plenty of stupidity in this week's current events so you can get up to date with the Insane Week In Review as well as find out who did the most stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards!!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:41) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:11) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:25:07) FL Man Replaces Nissan's Oil With Maple Syrup—Says It RUNS BETTER (00:30:06) Robot In China Seen ON ITS KNEES Begging For Cash So It Can Recharge (00:34:13) Australian Designer Sparks Controversy with Real Taxidermied Rats Sewn Onto Underwear (00:39:26) Transgender Woman Injects Uncertified Silicone into Her Face Every Day with Disastrous Consequences (00:43:49) Australian Woman Learns Her Uncle Was Actually Her Father and Best Friend Her Sister (00:47:10) Students Tried To Expose Teacher's OnlyFans Account To Get Better Grades (00:51:24) OK Arby's Employee Accused of Giving Herpes to a Customer (00:55:39) Ask Pancho (01:07:16) Insane Game Show (01:23:33) Coming Next Episode (01:31:50) Closing People are going to extreme to save money these days when it comes to automotive maintenance. And one FL Man thinks he can save money & enjoy the comforting aroma of maple syrup...in his car's engine. Some people are going to extreme in clothing as well. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will introduce you to “Rat Oddity Gizzard” from the "Land Down Under". Imagine seeing your girlfriend or wife pimped out in lingere made with real, sewn-in taxidermied RATS onto her panties. If that doesn't enhance your libido, neither will dinner at a particular McCurtain Co., OK Arby's Restaurant where an employee not only spit into a customer's Roast Beef Sandwich, but gave that customer herpes. Also as a surprise bonus, "Pancho" get a formal introduction to his 'possum that has been shacking up under his back deck.In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Are Phones the Cause of the Declining Birth Rate?FL Man Replaces Nissan's Oil With Maple Syrup—Says It RUNS BETTERRobot In China Seen ON ITS KNEES Begging For Cash So It Can RechargeAustralian Designer Sparks Controversy with Real Taxidermied Rats Sewn Onto UnderwearTransgender Woman Injects Uncertified Silicone into Her Face Every Day with Disastrous ConsequencesAustralian Woman Learns Her Uncle Was Actually Her Father and Best Friend Her SisterStudents Tried To Expose Teacher's OnlyFans Account To Get Better GradesOK Arby's Employee Accused of Giving Herpes to a Customer"Pancho" answers a couple of questions given to him about how to deal with issues involving children such as who's to blame for a kid flunking 6th Grade: The School or the parents... and how to deal with a bullying problem involving a kid who's mom is dating his teacher... Plus you can play along with "Pancho" with the Insane Game Show to see if your stupidity is worse than his!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:57:31) Insane Week In Review (01:11:19) Genius Awards (01:21:41) Closing A man from Indiana gave the butt smack heard 'round the world when he was passed over for drinks on a Delta flight, sending the flight attendant lurching forward. For that stupid stunt, the entire plane returned to the airport & he was escorted off. On a cruise ship to the Bahamas, one family chose this location for a full-on family feud that was carried over into the local police station & sent one officer to the hospital. Kids these days are eating their fruit. Pinapples to be exact. Soaked in Kool-Aid with enough sugar to preseve a Civil War Battlefield.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Undefeated Lacrosse Team's Championship Dreams End in Controversy After Players Punished Over Fake CigarsDelta Flight Forced to Land After Passenger Smacked Flight Attendant's Butt(Young and Stupid) Teens Caught Riding on Top of SUV Going 40 MPHUK Woman Incorporates Dog's Ashes Into Eyeliner Tattoo414 Alligators Removed From Disney World Since Toddler's Tragic DeathFL Man Wants The Return Of His Beloved “Sandra”, A 7-Ft. Shark, Following Porch TheftAmerican Cruise Passengers Busted for Bahamas Brawl—Including a Woman Who Threw a Chair Through a WindowCA Prankster Glues 200 Doors Shut At High School—Caught On VideoWY Ghosts Steal Laundry Detergent From Motel LaundromatNurses 'Secretly Keep a Bad Baby Name Book' to Make Fun of Parents' Bizarre ChoicesDruggie PA Trucker Calls Cops On Self For Cocaine UseHandyman Converts a Pink Barbie “Dream Car” That Runs On $3 of GasSocial Media In A Sugar-Shock Over “Kool-Aid Drip Jar Pineapple Spears”Drunk Driver Led Police On Chase Through An Active Ironman RaceFL Man Shows Up At Traffic Stop Claiming To Be The Driver's LawyerPasadena Officer Fired After Accidentally Shooting ColleagueReal Estate Agent Finds Arkansas House Overrun With SnakesAirport Officials Find 150 Venomous Scorpions In Man's LuggageA CA Amazon Driver Seen on Camera Taking Cat from Home Now Insists the Animal Is HisTourist Sues Over ‘Serious' Injuries Eating McMuffinPolice Dress As World Cup Mascots To Bust Drug DealerThere's the latest up-to-date current events with all the latest stupidity in the Insane Week In Review as well as our weekly "winners" who have been christened with our Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:29) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:19) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:16:22) Lab-Grown T-Rex Leather Bag To Be Auctioned Off (00:21:53) Bigfoot Believers Gather For The Great Florida Bigfoot Conference (00:27:43) Parents Admit the Biggest Lie They've Ever Told Their Kids (and It's NOT About Santa OR The Easter Bunny) (00:34:25) "Inner Goblin: Dating Has Gotten So Bad ‘Goblintimacy' is a New Trend (00:40:39) New Zealand Tourist Attraction Closes After Visitors Poop Inside Building (00:45:55) Shanghai Tech Company Invents Robotic Toilet On Wheels (00:52:40) A Mom Accidentally Baked “D!¢k Bread” for Her Nephew's 9th Birthday (00:58:14) Ask Pancho (01:11:38) Insane Game Show (01:28:57) Coming Next Episode (01:40:01) Closing What better place to have a Bigfoot Conference than Florida...which is full of swamplands perfect for Sasquatch! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" would love to attend one! Chinese scientists have developed a potty that comes to you when you have to go. I'm thinking about getting one for my 91-y/o mother-in-law. And "Pancho" loves eating freshly grain-ground bread from Mrs. Pancho, but she's never made a loaf like this one Mom, who tried to design it like a #9 for her 9-y/o son who loves bread... except that to the adults in the room, it didn't really look like the #9....In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Perfectionism is Increasing Young Adults—As is Economic PressureLab-Grown T-Rex Leather Bag To Be Auctioned OffBigfoot Believers Gather For The Great Florida Bigfoot ConferenceParents Admit the Biggest Lie They've Ever Told Their Kids (and It's NOT About Santa OR The Easter Bunny)"Inner Goblin: Dating Has Gotten So Bad ‘Goblintimacy' is a New TrendNew Zealand Tourist Attraction Closes After Visitors Poop Inside BuildingShanghai Tech Company Invents Robotic Toilet On WheelsA Mom Accidentally Baked “D!¢k Bread” for Her Nephew's 9th Birthday"Pancho" tackles a couple of questions from a very angry woman who got into a snit-fit with a restaurant owner over taking home "leftovers" from an all-you-can-eat bar, and whether giving your "significan other" cash as a gift is a "cop-out". Test your stupidity against Pancho's in this week's Insane Game Show to see if you can score lower than he did!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:51:37) Insane Week In Review (01:05:34) Genius Awards (01:16:39) Closing Residents in a quaint neighborhood in the UK were jolted from their sanguine lifestyle when a couple came jogging through down their street...wearing nothing but a smile. If you love sourdough bread, you might change your appetite when you find out this batch was made from the yeast of a 5,300-y/o mummy's intestines. Employees who work the overnight shift at convenience stores see a lot. And those at an OH Sheetz convenience store saw too much when a man showed up at 6am without pants looking for a towel.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Wrong-Way MN Driver Blames Her Dog For Deadly Head-On CrashDisney Adult Arrested After Restaurant Seating TantrumFlorida Man On Tricycle Steals Garden Gnomes In North Ft. MeyersNaked FL Man Grabs Female DoorDash Worker During Food DeliveryPA Dad Threatened to Shoot Son During Argument Over Weed WhackerScientists Extract 5,300-y/o Yeast From Ötzi the Iceman to Bake Sourdough BreadOver 100,000 Hissing Madagascar Cockroaches Seized In Contraband HaulUgly In A Beautiful Way: Denmark's Mullet ChampionCanadian City Identifies “Garbage Juice” As The Source Of Years-Long Stench Plaguing Neighborhoods“Delusional” French Woman Marries Japanese Comic Book Cartoon CharacterA 28-y/o Florida Man Intentionally Rams Into Police CarSweden Lowers Age For Prison Sentences Amid Gang Violence Crisis To 13-y/oMom Insists Video Of Toddler Wearing Ankle Weights Was A JokeFL Woman Accused Of 911 Abuse After 171 Calls Complaining About NeighborsOhio Cops Arrest Pantless Man At A Sheetz Yelling At CustomersWoman Leaves Dog At Home. Then She Catches Amazon Driver On Ring Camera Taking It With HerAR Meteorologist Continues Weather Report As Fire Breaks Out In StudioWoman Extracted From Apartment Building Trash Chute After 10-Story FallNaked UK Couples Spotted Jogging In Streets and “Jiggling” In A SalonFL Woman Punches A Pregnant Driver, Attacks Older Woman, and Bites Officer In Road-Rage IncidentWild AR 100-mph Police Chase That EJECTS 4-MONTH OLD Baby In CrashAnother stupid week of current events awaits in the Insane Week In Review and you get to meet 7 new "winners" in stupendous stupidity with this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:41) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:46) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:24:14) WY Shoplifter Can't Stop Stealing From Walmart—Calls Cops On HIMSELF (00:28:18) WHO'D-A-THUNKIT? San Fran Robber Escapes In Waymo Robo Taxi (00:34:36) An AI Robot “Karate Kicks” A Child In The Gut During Martial Arts Show (00:38:45) 'Kittenfishing' is the New 'Catfishing.' What is this Toxic Dating Trend? (00:43:03) SURVEY SEZ: 25% of Teen Boys Choose AI Girlfriends Over Real Girls (00:47:21) Gen Z Singles Go on 'Practice Dates' With Unattractive People To Build Dating Confidence (00:53:46) Mom Sues Campbell's, Walmart—Found Moving Parasites In SpaghettiOs (00:58:02) Ask Pancho (01:08:39) Insane Game Show (01:24:37) Coming Next Episode (01:31:23) Closing We're all familiar with the movies or TV shows that depict androids and robots going rogue and taking over humanity. Could it be happening in China? An AI robot in a clown wig was demostrating karate moves & karate-kicked a child in the gut...and then looked guilty. Gen Alpha is looking for love in AI girlfriends because hearing a real girl say "No" is just too traumatic. Not near as traumatic as what my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" describes when a Mom was opening a can of SpaghettiOs for her kid & found wiggly things in the sauce...In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Kid Doesn't Eat At Restaurant, You Shouldn't Pay?WY Shoplifter Can't Stop Stealing From Walmart—Calls Cops On HIMSELFWHO'D-A-THUNKIT? San Fran Robber Escapes In Waymo Robo TaxiAn AI Robot “Karate Kicks” A Child In The Gut During Martial Arts Show'Kittenfishing' is the New 'Catfishing.' What is this Toxic Dating Trend?SURVEY SEZ: 25% of Teen Boys Choose AI Girlfriends Over Real GirlsGen Z Singles Go on 'Practice Dates' With Unattractive People To Build Dating ConfidenceMom Sues Campbell's, Walmart—Found Moving Parasites In SpaghettiOsPancho has a couple of questions he answers about a girl who was told by her friend the he had feelings for her but he was "tipsy" when he said it...so should she risk it; And another dealing with a couple who were told they were "bad parents" because 1 of their 4 boys had gotten in trouble with the law. You can also play along with "Pancho" in this week's Insane Game Show to see if you are more stupid than he is when it comes to answering a few trendy questions.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:55:06) Insane Week In Review (01:07:58) Genius Awards (01:17:44) Closing When "oral" arguments are "performed" in the Judge's chambers, it shouldn't include moaning and kissing. Harry Potter fans are flooding social media with the cell phone video of what appears to be "Hagrid", who had his pants and underwear drop to the ground while fighting police trying to handcuff him. You have to be "looney tune" to be as stupid as some of the characters highlighted in the podcast. And we introduce you to him and the 20 year sentence he received.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Florida Man Arrested After Naked Pool IncidentFlorida: Where You May Withstand a Daily Golf Ball Barrage"Moaning" And "Kissing": Federal Judge Caught Having Sex With High-Ranking Police Officer During Working Hours79-y/o FL Man Arrested For Wearing A Thong Around Apartment ComplexMore Than Half of Men Think Meat is ‘Masculine'Man Gets Stuck In Wet Concrete After Removing "Road Closed" SignHow DRUNK Do You Have To Be....To Demolish Your Own HOMEA Rhode Island High School's Yearbooks Misspell The Word "School"Influencer Banned From All Six Flags Parks for LIFE After Chicken Nugget Eating Coaster StuntMilan Must Repair Bull Mosaic's Testicles Again Due To Handsy TouristsGen Z Influencers Embracing “Tanmaxxing” Despite Dermatologists' WarningsFL Man Whips Out His “Chimichanga” At Taco Bell—Pet Fish Found In His BackpackNova Scotia Father Unable to Work Due to Rare 'Auto-Brewery' SyndromeOR Man Named “Loony Toon” Sentenced to 20 Yr.s For Shooting at PoliceFlorida Woman Calls Multiple Times 911 After Bar Denies Her Jell-O ShotOH Man Eats Entire Pizza—Then Complains, Calls The CopsOutback Steakhouse Sued for $1.5M After Diner Slips on Mashed PotatoesMD Man's Pants and Underwear DROP To The Ground During Police ArrestFlorida Road Rage!!...At Raising Cane'sMom Buys Daughter a Honda for Graduation w/Cash—Daughter Asked Her to Sell It and Get a MercedesSTUPID KIDS: New Orleans Teens Try To Steal Ubers—While Wearing Ankle MonitorsBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:39) A PIece of My Mind (00:04:25) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:27:47) UK Bride Gets Married in Robe, Slippers and Hair Rollers to Show Her Husband 'What Married Life Would Be Like' (00:33:32) Walmart Named Most Romantic Spot In Alabama (00:38:06) When Is Too Much, TOO MUCH? Men Are Spraying Themselves 100 Times (00:42:12) Russian Man Lives 1½ YEARS With 5” Wooden Branch In His Eye Socket (00:46:23) St. John's Co., FL Principal Placed On Leave Over Fetty Wap Yearbook Quote (00:50:27) Poland's Bus 666 Is Going Back To Hel, Despite Religious Opposition (00:54:24) Luxury “Penis Cream” Company Reportedly Files Lawsuit Against Brad Pitt (01:00:48) Ask Pancho (01:10:01) Insane Game Show (01:28:13) Coming Next Episode (01:32:31) Closing Grocery stores used to have special sale nights on single serving products to lure singles to shop & possibly find a date at the same time. Now, if you want to hook up, just hang around Walmart on a Saturday in Alabama. The FL School District where my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" attended is embroiled in a mystery involving a school principal and a controversial quote by Fetty Wap that made it in the school's yearbook. But the principal says she didn't write it & it somehow sneaked past Quality Control. Brad Pitt has had his share of court battles with his ex-wife & children, but now his "Beau Domaine" skin care company is getting sued by another skin care company called "Beau D." that's specifically made for the foreskin....In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] SURVEY: Americans Increasingly Distrust Device Software UpdatesUK Bride Gets Married in Robe, Slippers and Hair Rollers to Show Her Husband 'What Married Life Would Be Like'Walmart Named Most Romantic Spot In AlabamaWhen Is Too Much, TOO MUCH? Men Are Spraying Themselves 100 TimesRussian Man Lives 1½ YEARS With 5” Wooden Branch In His Eye SocketSt. John's Co., FL Principal Placed On Leave Over Fetty Wap Yearbook QuotePoland's Bus 666 Is Going Back To Hel, Despite Religious OppositionLuxury “Penis Cream” Company Reportedly Files Lawsuit Against Brad Pitt"Pancho" lends his sage advice as we have 2 people who want to "ASK PANCHO" about what to do when a husband openly "flirts" with another woman in front of his wife while on a cruise together & is it proper for a woman to use her "Pretty Privllege" to get ahead in life. This week's Insane Game Show was almost too much for "Pancho" so see if you can score better than he did!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:46) MIdweek BONUS Stupidity (00:52:36) Insane Week In Review (01:05:16) Genius Awards (01:18:41) Closing You would expect a computer to do a better job at announcing a graduating class than those careless humans. But not Glendale Community College in AZ. The AI had a total meltdown. If you live in State College, PA like I do, you already know of the bargains you can find in a dumpster outside a dormitory at Penn State University. But now, other people living on college campuses are finding out how profitable it can be to dumpster dive on college campuses. Graduation is always a special time for celebrations...especially for little tykes moving out from Kindergarten. However when the parents spar for prime seating to watch their little cherub receive their "diploma", you get ringside seats at a WWE match.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Naked FL Man Arrested for Destroying a Neighbor's Spazzing Motion LightAustralian Shoppers Find Live Frog (Named Greg) In Grocery Store LettuceHidden Cameras Found Tucked in Bushes in Quiet CA NeighborhoodMI High School Student Almost Shot by Police During Sr. Prank Using A Water GunAZ College Used AI To Read Graduate Names and It Ended up MalfunctioningFL Teacher Removed From Classroom After Hanging Black Doll by Cord in Front of StudentsFL Teen Calls 911 on His Mom over Drunken SpeedingNew Side Hustle: Dumpster Diving...at College CampusesThe Case of the Colorado "Oatmeal Cream Pie Bandit"Stupid "Fancy Food Words" on Menus That Just Make You Roll Your EyesNJ Man Set Off Fireworks Inside a Walmart—to Steal $10,000 in JewelryA High School Accidentally Served a Dessert of..."Baked Dirt"Bolt CEO Let Go of His Entire HR Team for Creating Problems That Didn't ExistFL Woman accused of throwing feces at father during fightMysterious Poop On a Roof Leads Homeowner Face-to-Face With a MOUNTAIN LIONTX Steakhouse Offers Customers Refunds—IF They Can Eat A 72-oz. SteakLyft Driver Uses AI To Fake Car Damage–Charges Passengers Extra FeesFight Over Seating at Kindergarten Graduation Leaves A Person HospitalizedSurvey: 91% of new US citizens pass the 20-Question citizenship test—Only 36% of current Americans DoFL Dad Threatens School Bus Driver With For Yelling At His Kids—then Realized It Was The Wrong DriverSuddenly, NY Commits More SIN That Las VegasThe current events couldn't get any more stupid than the Insane Week In Review and the stupidity couldn't get any more stupendous than with the 7 "winners" in this week's Genius Awardsi!!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:43) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:16:44) Is the Secret to Men's Longevity a Great Butt? (00:23:52) People Are Asking Plastic Surgeons to Create ‘AI Face' (00:33:52) CIA Scientist—4 Species of Aliens Recovered from Crashed UFOs (00:38:51) Man Drives Cybertruck Into Lake—ON PURPOSE—To Activate ‘Wade Mode' (00:43:40) Woman Gives Birth to Baby in a Courtroom During Her Arraignment (00:47:49) Chess Boxing: A Hybrid Bloodsport (00:55:23) Woman Hid Bottle Of Wine In Her Vagina While Being Booked Into Jail (01:01:26) Ask Pancho (01:19:44) Insane Game Show (01:43:58) Coming Next Episode (01:51:01) Closing Take a look at your behind and you might be able to determine if you'll have a long life. But does this mean that when you make it to 90 you're butt won't sag? If playing chess is too boring and boxing is too simple-minded...just combine them both & voila! Joey Chestnut may be good at stuffing wieners in his mouth, but my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an insane story of how one lady put a full 750ml bottle of "Cupcake Pinot Grigio" in her hooha.... In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Research Confirms Today's Music Really Is As Bad As You Think It Is and It's Only Getting WorseIs the Secret to Men's Longevity a Great Butt?People Are Asking Plastic Surgeons to Create ‘AI Face'CIA Scientist—4 Species of Aliens Recovered from Crashed UFOs Man Drives Cybertruck Into Lake—ON PURPOSE—To Activate ‘Wade Mode'Woman Gives Birth to Baby in a Courtroom During Her ArraignmentChess Boxing: A Hybrid BloodsportWoman Hid Bottle Of Wine In Her Vagina While Being Booked Into JailPancho tackles some tough questions this week on helping a single mom navigate her nerdy &  timid high school Junor with asking out a popular high school Senior cheerleader to the prom as well as solving a parenting dispute over a 15-y/o son who was caught by a neighbor drinking beer...and the dad thinks he's learned his lesson but mom wants him grounded for a year. And play along with "Pancho" in another crazy round of the Insane Game Show!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:49:30) Insane Week In Review (01:01:39) Genius Awards (01:11:56) Closing Congratulations to my hometown's School Board for making it on the podcast for a patently stupid decision to keep a student that the district had previously called a "standout" from graduating & getting a diploma...all because of an oversight that "happens every day". FL police encounter many strange instances when pursuing an offender on the highway, but getting into a police chase with the Easter Bunny was one of the more memorable ones. The Mayor of Los Angeles, CA made a memorable moment when she declared that meth addicts in the city were not getting jobs because of their bad teeth...so she is proposing dental implants for all meth addicts.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Grandma and Grandpa Are Skipping The Doctor And Going To The Weed DispensaryFL Burglars Broke Into a School, and Stole 100 Hot Dogs‘Turf War' Brawl Breaks Out Between NYC Female Hot Dog VendorsA Baker Set Fire to a Birthday Cake...When a Customer Found Out Her Boyfriend Was CheatingRaccoons Invade Elementary Washington, DC Elementary SchoolUCF Commencement Speaker Booed When She Said How Great AI IsA Man Dressed As A 6' Pencil Is Running for Governor in OregonCity Executive in Trouble After Having Helicopter Land in Public Park for Daughter's Prom PhotosLos Angeles Mayor Karen Bass Proposes Free Teeth For Meth AddictsWomen Are Begging Men to Stop...Wearing Flip-FlopsFL Man Leads Police on a High-Speed Chase Dressed as the Easter BunnyFL Woman Wearing Crocs Arrested After Taking A Red Bull Truck On A Multi-County Police ChaseFL Bachelorette Pool Party Crashed By Peeping Tom in the BushesDoctors share the best time of day to…poopDriver Pulls Gun on Woman For Honking at Him in McDonald's Drive-ThruLong-Haired Teen Guys In OK Stole Bongs...Without Much of a PlanMcDonald's Video Shows Worker Stuff Fries in Her Mouth Before Putting Them in Customer's CartonFL Man Blew Fentanyl in a Cop's Face, and Said "It's Sugar"A Guy Was Caught Stealing the "O" from a Police Department SignNew Foodie Trend—Biblically EatingHigh School Senior Who VOLUNTARILY Surrenders A Forgotten Utility Knife In His Pocket While At A School Event Expelled 3 Weeks From Commencement And Will Not Be Allowed To GraduateMore stupidity from the latest current events in the Insane Week In Review and you'll meet this week's 7 "winner" in our Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:02:02) A Piece of My Mind (00:07:02) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:54:41) Ask Pancho (01:05:17) Insane Game Show (01:26:55) Coming Next Episode (01:36:04) Closing The thought of breaking open a Cadbury chocolate egg might make your mouth water, but if you see something that looks like that when you cut open an onion...you'll probably gag. Which is what one woman did when she cut open an onion she bought from Walmart. The term, "Car Ranch" is not a nickname for a used car lot, but it may not be something you want to put in your mouth either. Some residents in Philadelphia may be getting some home-spun honey right from the city's sewers. Do you have the cajones (or the stupidity) to engage in the new "trend" of ballmaxxing? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will peel back the underbelly of humanity to expose some of the most unbelievable stupidty of the week!In the Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Why We Can't Pay Attention…New Term: "Car Ranch"...and One Mother Is HorrifiedWoman Cuts Open Onion from Walmart—What She Finds Inside Makes Her GagPA Beekeeper Works To Rescue 10,000 Bees Living In Philadelphia SewerEmpty Waymo Vehicles Circle Atlanta Neighborhood Cul-De-Sac for HoursConstruction Worker ‘Catapulted' Out of ‘Defective' Port-a-Potty...His Sex Life Never The SameCleavage Is Becoming More Popular—Male—CleavageMen Are Inflating Their 'Family Jewels' to Grapefruit Size in Dangerous 'Ballmaxxing' TrendPancho will also be answering more burning questions from you like what a single mom should do if her 7-y/o wants to watch the new documentary about Michael Jackson and whether it's a good idea to take a lie-detector test before getting married. Play along with Pancho this week to see if you're more stupid than he is at trying to play this week's Insane Game Show!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:57:00) Insane Week In Reivew (01:13:34) Genius Awards (01:25:36) Closing A high school couple really "lit up" their prom with their "Dumb & Dumber" outfits! A new coffee craze may light you up with Salmonella. A man who just wanted a fill-up for his Chevy Corvette C8 Z06 got more than he bargained for when a "Karen" went ape over the noise from his car because of her Tinnitus.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...FL Man Tries Scanning a Banana in Self-Checkout for a Computer ScreenNew UFO Records Reveal More Sightings—Critics Say It's A “Nothing Burger”Mad FL Mom Kicks A Young Child at Youth Football GameHow DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Drive Onto a Sidewalk To Chase a Kid on a Dirt BikeNaked FL man threatens beachgoers with drill after deck chair disputeShould a Guy's Girlfriend Give Up the Front Seat to His Mother?TikTok Stupidity—AGAIN: Don't Microwave “NeeDoh” Toys! It Will Blow Up In Your Face…LITERALLYA Woman Wants to Know If Anyone Is Actually Following the Instructions for Kraft Mac and CheeseA 28-y/o Bronx Woman Poses as High Schooler And RE-ENROLLSTX “Karen” Kicks Loud Corvette at Gas Station—Because She Has "Tinnitus"AR Family Finds Homeless Man Living in Their Basement After Things Go  Missing in HomeFlorida: Where You Might Find 2 Alligators Fighting—On Your PorchFL City Commissioner Accused of Battery Over Patting Colleague on ShoulderFrontier Airlines Plane Strikes, Kills Person Walking Along Airport RunwayEgg Coffee Is Going Viral, As Are Its Health ConcernsWorried About the Hantavirus? A Woman Goes Viral for Her "Can't Do Another Pandemic" RantA KY Mom Gave 22-Month-Old Son a Tattoo Because He ‘Wanted' OneGas Thieves In MN Are Drilling Into Vehicle Tanks and Stealing FuelWV Woman Busted For Chasing Down and Shooting at Driver Who Hit a Chicken in the RoadTourist Sues—and Wins—A $1,100 Refund Over Resort's “Towel Reserving” Enforcement Over Deck ChairsHigh School Seniors Go Viral After They Wear Prom Outfits Inspired By "Dumb and DumberAnd there's more stupidity in the latest current events from the Insane Week In Review as well as this week's "winners" who receive the Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:38) A Piece of My Mind (00:04:43) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:10:06) Mrs. Pancho's Potty Stop Stupidity (00:19:06) Woman Robs Sister's Boyfriend At Gunpoint, Tells Him To Strip (00:23:29) A TX Mom Abandons Kids for Over a Month to Attend Out-of-Town Funeral—Sent Meals via Uber Eats (00:26:57) Super Weird, Super Odd, Super Rare: Twins Who Have Different Dads (00:32:37) Tech Wearables Are Going Fully Off the Rails—With MIND-READING BEANIES (00:37:08) Man Suing Body Donation Company After Mother's Corpse Was Used for Bomb Testing (00:44:19) Woman Left With STIFF Lips After Session With Bogus Botox Injector (00:48:21) Man Pulls Car 131 Ft, With Penis—While On Fire—For Prostate Cancer Awareness (00:55:28) Insane Game Show (01:14:17) Coming Next Episode (01:25:21) Closing If you still believe that the moon landing in the 1970s was filmed on a Hollywood soundstage, you're probaby stupid enough to believe that presidential assasination attempts are orchestrated by Hollywood producers. My Insane FL Nephew found out late in life that he is an identical twin, which was pretty atounding. What if you found out that your twin sibling has a different DAD than you? He will tell you a tale about this phenomenon that only has occurred a couple dozen times in humanity. If Grandma has always wanted to leave this earth with a bang, one family found out that this actually happened by mistake when they thought she would just be creamated. What they found out was that parts of her were probably still floating down somewhere over Nebraska....In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] About ¼ of Americans Believe Trump Assassination Attempts Were StagedWoman Robs Sister's Boyfriend At Gunpoint, Tells Him To StripA TX Mom Abandons Kids for Over a Month to Attend Out-of-Town Funeral—Sent Meals via Uber EatsSuper Weird, Super Odd, Super Rare: Twins Who Have Different DadsTech Wearables Are Going Fully Off the Rails—With MIND-READING BEANIESMan Suing Body Donation Company After Mother's Corpse Was Used for Bomb TestingWoman Left With STIFF Lips After Session With Bogus Botox InjectorMan Pulls Car 131 Ft, With Penis—While On Fire—For Prostate Cancer AwarenessTest your stupidity skills against Pancho in this week's Insane Game Show and hear about a wild potty stop at a FL Cracker Barrel where "Mrs. Pancho" had to fish out a potty seat from poop water in the restraunt bathroom!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:53:00) Insane Week In Review (01:07:07) Genius Awards (01:20:08) Closing We've all had one of "those" neighbors...but in Florida, that could be something unbelievable. Such as the one neighbor lady who smeared human waste all over the neighborhood. The days of enjoying a bowl of cereal & slurping down the "cereal milk" are about to be replaced with bone broth and stew ...for breakfast. The tradition "trivia night" at the local pub is becomeing obsolete & the new trend in bar life is drawing people naked. Try doing that after a few shots.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Teen's Perfect Prom Promposal Gets All “MORP'd” UpA 60-Ton Animatronic Dinosaur Bursts Into Flames at KS Theme Park After Getting Struck by LightningA Couple Delays Flight an Hour While Arguing With Crew Over SeatingFrustrated By A 3-4-Hour Delay, Passenger Tries to Get Off The Plane—Through The EMERGENCY DoorVisitors to Six Flags in San Antonio Left Hanging in Mid-Air for About 10 Minutes After Ride Stopped Because a Guest Had Their Phone OutFL Woman Was Arrested After "Feces-ing" on EverythingExperts Have Joined the Debate on Which Way to Face in the ShowerMillennial Mom Slammed For Teaching Her Kids Not to ShareSOUP Over Cereal: The New Breakfast TrendColorado Officially Bans Pet Stores from Selling Dogs and CatsAmazon Delivery Woman Caught Peeing Between 2 Vehicles Outside Customer's HomeThe Takeover BEGINS: Robot Passenger Causes Flight DelayJimmy Kimmel Jokes About ex-NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani Being in ‘the Grave' Days Before HospitalizationWedding DJ's Loud Music Cause 140 Chickens To Die of Heart AttacksOnlyFans Star Plans to Marry Herself—in a $20K GownVirginia Mayor Arrested After Showing Up Drunk to Train DerailmentMass Brawl Breaks Out Between High School Girls at Softball GameHomeowners' Delivery Driver Hack Beats Google MapsPlane Returns to Gate After GA Flier Won't Hang Up Her PhoneA 13-Ft. Crocodile Visits Zimbabwe Hotel Restaurant–Checks Kitchen MenuThere's the latest stupidity from today's headlines in the Insane Week In Review as well as the 7 new "winner" in this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:36) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:15) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:26:44) CA Woman Driven to Insanity By Taunting Bird That Won't Leave Her Alone (00:31:32) Massachusetts Woman Convicted For Weaponizing Bees Against Deputies (00:36:12) Chick-fil-A Employee Busted For Stealing $80,000 With Mac & Cheese Scheme (00:41:19) Cancer Patient Develops Uncontrollable Irish Accent During Treatment (00:46:35) Meet The Men Who Want Their Foreskins Back (00:53:04) Have You Tried the Viral Trend..."Fart Salad"? (00:57:55) Ozempic Penis: The Good, The Bad, and The Reality (01:04:35) Ask Pancho (01:16:43) Insane Game Show (01:37:13) Coming Next Episode (01:42:17) Closing Probation officers go through a lot when enforcing violators, but how many have had to fight through a swarm of weaponized bees set loose by an angry woman? Some things were never meant to be undone...but if you're stupid enough, you still might make it happen. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will tell explain the daunting task of uncircumcising yourself. Stupid criminal have come up with some pretty ingenius ways to steal money, but using Chick-Fil-A Mac-n-Cheese to steal $80-grand is the most stupid of them all.In this Weekend Episode...A Piece of My Mind…Parents Require A 20-y/o To Sign a Contract To Keep Living at HomeCA Woman Driven to Insanity By Taunting Bird That Won't Leave Her AloneMassachusetts Woman Convicted For Weaponizing Bees Against DeputiesChick-fil-A Employee Busted For Stealing $80,000 With Mac & Cheese SchemeCancer Patient Develops Uncontrollable Irish Accent During TreatmentMeet The Men Who Want Their Foreskins BackHave You Tried the Viral Trend..."Fart Salad"?Ozempic Penis: The Good, The Bad, and The RealityPancho answers more burning questions about dealing with family loyalty in a family feud and planning a birthday party for your child that includes a decision on whether his best friend should be invited because the Mom can't stand the kid's mother. Play along with "Pancho" in the "Insane Game Show" where we have a special "Jeopardy!"-themed bonus!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:52:05) Insane Week In Review (01:05:44) Genius Awards (01:14:58) Closing What would you do if you were a cop talking to an arson suspect with burnt eyebrows? Find out what the real cops did. If your apartment rent is too high in San Francisco, how about sleeping in a sleeping pod for just $700? Who says the Finnish don't have a the sense of humor like a middle school boy? They put it on display for all of the airline world to see! In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Arson Suspect Shows Up To Police Interview With Burnt Eyebrows"Twerking" Substitute Teacher Considered Herself a "Million-Dollar Prostitute"Hindu Temple Requires Visitors To Drink Cow Urine Before EntryPapa John's Customer Fuming over Tipping Reminder on Their Pizza BoxA Man Was Arrested for Selling a "Fake" Rolex...That Turned Out to Be RealWould You Rent—For $700 a Month—A Sleeping Pod?OR Woman Claims She Found Glove, Possible Finger Tip in Bottle of Orange JuiceFL Teens Arrested After Joy-Riding Lawnmower Through Target StoreFL Woman “Farding” In Her Car Was So Distracted She Didn't Notice the Police Car Next to HerFL Police Investigate Video of Officer Allegedly Racing Driver In a MARKED Patrol CarFL A Woman Got So Hammered She Zonked Out in a TeslaTable at Restaurant Sends Steak Back So Many Times They Get Cut OffPilots Were Taking Selfies Before Mid-Air Collision Involving 2 Fighter JetsFinnish Air Force Pilots Disciplined For Drawing Penises In The SkyIndiana Woman Discovers Identical Doppelgänger At DMV License RenewalWHATABRAWL—Massive Viral Brawl Breaks Out at TX Whataburger!Public Urination Flows 50% More In New York CityCA Dentist Sentenced For Sexual Assault Over 10-yr. Period—Given To A Man Named, Weidong WangHow Many Times a Week Men Should Be Getting Their Morning "Wood"A Democrat State Senator in VA Says He Knows All About Rural America Because He Watched "Dukes of Hazzard"Missouri Man Busted For Dancing Naked at A Grocery StoreAll of the latest stupid current events are covered in the Insane Week In Review and all of the "winners" in stupendous stupidity await in our weekly Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:22) A Piece of My Mind (00:07:09) Weekend Stupidity (Without Pancho Guero) (00:31:06) Weekend Round-Up In Stupidity (00:37:50) Ask A Caller (00:44:08) Closing If your truck is lifted so much that you are driving over other cars...Lamborghini Huracán...maybe go with a half-ton. If you believed the urban legend of where a Chinese restaurant was the cat population was low, you might rethink that notion after you find out what was sitting next to the food at the "China Queen" in Pineville, LA. If you're vacationing in Florence, Italy and admiring the ancient sculptures... keep your hands to yourself. Especially if it's the genitals of a statue that was created 460 years ago. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Gureo" is getting old and senile--he "just remembered" he has to be at "Little Pancho's" Homeschool Graduation and so he isn't available for this weekend episode. But that doesn't mean all is lost! I've thrown in some surprises to keep you entertained...In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Federal Surveillance Tech Becomes Mandatory in New Cars by 2027Teachers Share the Stupidest Things Their Students Have Ever DoneFamily Clones Deceased Man With AI To Protect 80-y/o Mom From GriefFL Woman Didn't See Lamborghini In Parking Spot In Front Of Her Lifted Truck—So She Drove OVER ItTeen Girl Fires Cop's Lost Gun, Mistaken As A Prop At A Gaming CenterRoadkill Found in The Freezer of a Chinese Restaurant In LouisianaNY Bakery Shows Support For Buffalo Sabres With “X-Rated” BreadWoman Damages 16th-Century Statue By Trying To Touch Its PenisI'm introducing a special segment this week since the show is short-handed... It's the Weekend Round-Up with a "lightning round" of a few newsmakers from the week! And since there's the absence of "Pancho", this week, I'll "ASK A CALLER" whether it's still socially acceptable to spank your children. This, after last week's observance of "National Spank Out Day"!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:55:13) Insane Week In Review (01:13:09) Genius Awards (01:25:39) Closing Those GenZ kids are at it again...asking for meetings with co-workers because their lonely. Don't piss away an opportunity to give back to Mother Nature when you can transform your pee into tomato plant food. The "breakfast of champions" is no longer "Wheaties", it's BEEF--it's what's for breakfast..with milk...In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Burglary Call In Washington State Turned Out to Be a ‘Crisis of Bowels'Don't Like Needles? What If You Could Get a Shot by Drinking a Beer?Oreo's Dill Pickle Flavor Divides Social MediaGuy Who's Paid to Drink 10 Pints a Day Bought a House from His BoozingYour PEE Could Help Fertilize The WorldProtein PowerUP: Meaties Beef CerealTroopers Catch Guy Who Kept Tally of Times He Escaped CopsAmazon Delivery Drones Involve a 10-Ft. Drop, so Do Items Break?Getting “Pickled”—Literally? Pabst Blue Ribbon and Grillo's Pickles Launch Limited-Edition Pickle BeerPilots Caught Meowing and Barking On An Emergency Aviation FrequencyPay What You Owe...Or Dumpster Company Will Dump Mounds of Trash In Your DrivewayAussie Woman Sick Of Dating Apps Creates A Google Application Form—260 Men RespondFL City Mayor Flunks Drug Test While on Probation For Drunk DrivingGen Z Workers Want 'Virtual Coffee Breaks' and Zoom Gossip Sessions to Make Their Work From Home Experience BetterGA Lawmaker Wore Blackface to Be Kanye West Next to His Wife as Kim KardashianYouTube Ragebaiter Kisses Statue in South Korea—Ends Up In JAIL3 Hits, 20 Runs, and 0 Dignity: MD College Team Invents “Self-Serve Baseball”Pleasure Trip? Creepy FL Man Caught Driving Around With His “Joy Stick”Forget Politics Or Used Cars: Now You Could Get Rich Selling S#!t—IF You're Healthy EnoughChinese Man Spends 8 YEARS with Metal Chopstick Stuck in His ThroatFL Man Forced His Girlfriend Into The Trunk Of His Car Because She Didn't Want To Be Around HimMore stupidity coming at you from the latest headlines in the Insane Week In Review and more "geniuses" ...including a infamous late night talk show bully in the weekly Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:09) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:16) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:14:23) Not 1—Not 2—Not 3…but FIVE Deer Crash Into PA Home, Trashing It (00:19:18) A 91-y/o Grandma Found Safe—Gaming In Bedroom During Welfare Check (00:22:52) Air-Beat & Beat? Some Airbnb's Offering “Sex Dungeons” For The Kinky (00:27:46) Would You Pay $2 Per Minute to Video Chat with...AI Jesus? (00:33:22) Chinese Car Company Patents a Voice-Activated "In-Vehicle Toilet" (00:38:00) Man Pees On FL Airport Taxiway, Chased Aircraft, and Drove His Vehicle Through Gate (00:41:15) Inmate in WA State tried smuggling fentanyl in rectum, then attempted swallowing it after (00:44:51) Ask Pancho (01:07:05) Insane Game Show (01:26:04) Closing These drug dealers will stoop to no limit to hide their contraband from authorities...like the man who took fentanyl hidden up his rectum & popped it into his mouth. The Chinese are pretty innovative when it comes to new ideas, but is this idea just a bit over the top...or maybe under your bottom...with back seat toilets for your car. Next time you & your significant other want to spice things up when on vacation to FL, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has a travel tip for you: Try the latest Airbnb option...with chains and leather. In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Disney World Ticket Prices Set to Rise in 2027: "People Keep Going"Not 1—Not 2—Not 3…but FIVE Deer Crash Into PA Home, Trashing ItA 91-y/o Grandma Found Safe—Gaming In Bedroom During Welfare CheckAir-Beat & Beat? Some Airbnb's Offering “Sex Dungeons” For The KinkyWould You Pay $2 Per Minute to Video Chat with...AI Jesus?Chinese Car Company Patents a Voice-Activated "In-Vehicle Toilet"Man Pees On FL Airport Taxiway, Chased Aircraft, and Drove His Vehicle Through GateInmate in WA State tried smuggling fentanyl in rectum, then attempted swallowing it afterPancho dives in head-first in answering a couple of questions like the proper age for a 16-y/o daughter to start dating and how far is "too far" when a co-worker is super chatty with your wife? Pancho takes on another round of the Insane Game Show, so see if you can match his skill!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:50:16) Insane Week In Review (01:04:46) Genius Awards (01:21:38) Closing A bird underwater? It's possible now thanks to a man who built a tiny submarine for his parakeet. A driver from NY tried his hand at being a FL Man by dancing by the freeway...wearing nothing but a hardhat. TikTok has again proven that the stupidest hacks are found there by convincing idiots to smear sugar on their buttholes to treat hemorrhoids. Just when you thought it couldn't get any more stupid, you have this podcast.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...OR Judge Says She's Too Busy Running for Reelection to Oversee CasesMan Orders 11 McDonald's Meals for His Large Family in a Drive-Thru, and It Required "Management Approval"Woman Makes Boyfriend Sign 'Performance Improvement Plan' After He Forgot That It Was Her BirthdayUnsupervised Child at Hersheypark Zoo Injured by Wolf After Crawling Under Safety BarrierStupid Alabama Mom Used Bear Spray on a ChildHunter Biden Challenges Don Jr. and Eric Trump to a Cage FightHalf Of A Colorado Sheriff's Office Indicted On Multiple Criminal ChargesGoin' Viral: Parrakeet Explores Bahamas in a Custom-Built SUBMARINEPeople Are Literally Eating Mini Clay Pots on TikTokFL Woman Lost Her Mind Because of Peppers on Her Subway SandwichFlorida: Where You Might Notice a Dead Alligator On a Car RoofA Pennsylvania Pair Steal 96 Bananas From a WawaNY Driver Wearing Only A Hardhat Arrested For Nude Dancing In FLElon Musk's Head Was Roaming San Francisco–On A Robot DogSailor Says He Found a Dead Rat in His Monster Energy DrinkLee Co., FL Woman Busted For Driving 123 MPH—DrunkFL “Froggers” In Flagler Co.: Middle School Boys Play Out Video Game In Real LifeNantucket Flight Returns Safely After Cabin Door Blows Open Mid-AirPA Man Is Injured After Dropping Pipe Bomb He Made To Entertain GuestsPA Man “Clocks” A Co-Worker One Minute After Clocking In At His JobTikTok Hemorrhoids Hack: Should You Put Sugar On Your Butthole?You'll get all the stupidity from the latest current events with the Insane Week In Review and meet all the stupendous "winners" in this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:47) A Piece of My Mind (00:08:28) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:26:36) A New Kind of Human? Living in Space Could Create New Human Species (00:35:16) (Priorities)...Cop On Dating App During a Standoff (00:39:03) Stressed Gen Z is Carrying Around ‘Anxiety Bags' With Tools to Calm Their Nerves (00:43:04) Guy In NYC Subway Wears a Jacket With LIVE COCKROACHES INSIDE (00:48:38) Human Skull Found At Park During Kids' Easter Egg Hunt (00:52:26) Video Shows Parents Trying To Smuggle Their Own Kids Into Disneyland (00:56:24) Greek Woman's “Biologically Implausible” Sinus Infection Leads To Sneezing WORMS Out Her NOSE (01:01:08) Ask Pancho (01:15:14) Insane Game Show (01:33:19) Coming Next Episode (01:42:35) Closing Apparently the way police in CA destress during a police stand-off is with Tinder. As cops swarm a suspect in a shoot-out, one sheriff deputy is swiping left. Children with baskets are frolicking at a delightful Easter egg hunt when one egg looked bigger than the rest--because it was a human skull. A woman's sinus infection turned out to be a larve infestation of the sheep bot fly! And stupidity managed to enter the recording of the podcast when the computer being used during the Insane Game Show started glitching after a wrong answer was given by my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"! Plenty of stupidity to go around...In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Christian Metalcore Singer Magdalen Rose Facing Church Boycotts for Being Too HeavyA New Kind of Human? Living in Space Could Create New Human Species(Priorities)...Cop On Dating App During a StandoffStressed Gen Z is Carrying Around ‘Anxiety Bags' With Tools to Calm Their NervesGuy In NYC Subway Wears a Jacket With LIVE COCKROACHES INSIDEHuman Skull Found At Park During Kids' Easter Egg HuntVideo Shows Parents Trying To Smuggle Their Own Kids Into DisneylandGreek Woman's “Biologically Implausible” Sinus Infection Leads To Sneezing WORMS Out Her NOSEIn this week's Ask Pancho segment, my Insane FL Nephew addresses questions about a dilemma that a couple in a cross-country relationship is facing in their plans to meet half-way and how can a mom & a dad agree on proper discipline for a 14-y/o "drama queen" daughter. Play along with "Pancho" with the Insane Game Show to see if you're stupidity matches his!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:05:41) Insane Week In Review (01:20:07) Genius Awards (01:32:47) Closing A college prof has found a way to use manual typewriters to keep his students from using AI to write papers in class. And chaos ensued. A 71-y/o school bus driver of elementary students found a way to relieve himself...on the bus...with the students on board. And a dispute in a chicken coop where a family was living in West Virginia. Of course.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Husband of Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Led Cross-Dressing Double Life—Confesses His Lust For “huge, huge ridiculous boobs”FL Drug Dealer Smacked in the Head by a Flying Bag of CocaineProf Makes Students Use Manual Typewriters to Fight Against AI-WritingParenting Hack: Yelling "Jessica!" Can Stop Toddler Tantrums InstantlyA 71-y/o Massachusetts School Bus Driver Fired After Peeing Inside Bus–With Students on BoardRelief For Astronauts As Fault Fixed On NASA's $30 Million Artemis II ToiletA Kentucky Equestrian Busted For GUI (Galloping Under The Influence)CA Gas Station Is Charging $9.99 for Gas—It Would Be More, But There Isn't Room for More DigitsAirport Baggage Handlers Vs. Baby Stroller....Who Ya Got?Another Waymo Screw-Up: Wrong Way Inside A Drive ThruFL Man Caught Trespassing...Wearing a Stolen Inmate UniformWest Virginia Woman Flew The Chicken Coop—Over a DisputeSchool Administrator Damages Bar, Is Found Passed Out In His UnderwearFL Couple Removed From Flight Due to Crying BabyWin A House With Liquid Death Running Through The FaucetsDynamic pricing? Walmart Rolls Out Digital Price Labels On All Shelves—What Could Go Wrong??People Keep POOPING ON Louisiana Deli's Property—Fence Erected As Last ResortMan With 6 Pages Worth Of Criminal History Applied To Be A Police Officer(One of Life's Mysteries Solved)....Do Men or Women Have Worse Farts?Utah Guy Strips Butt Naked in Front of A Crowd of Mormon Church EventWashington State Woman Stabs Man in Back of Head With ToothbrushStay up to date with all the stupidity in the latest current events with the insane Week In Review and hear about our 7 weekly "winners" in this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:51) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:55) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:18:14) Gen Z Employees Using Lunch Breaks to Nap and Cry in Strange Places (00:23:13) NJ Woman Claims Flying Knife Struck Her in the Face While on Ride at Nickelodeon Universe Theme Park (00:28:04) New Plastic Surgery Trend: 'Rib Remodeling' (00:34:37) (SICKO!)....Man Ripped Off Woman's Tattoo—Because She Cooked His Box Of Macaroni And Cheese (00:41:20) X-Rated “Care” Packages Sent To US Troops From OnlyFans Model and Army Brat—For Stress Relief (00:46:40) School Board Member Called a Student "Hot" During Board Meeting (00:53:38) Wham-Bam—TO THE MOON! But “Bangin'” On The Moon Might Be A Problem (00:58:14) Ask Pancho (01:06:53) Insane Game Show (01:24:15) Coming Next Episode (01:30:36) Closing Remember the Good Ol' Days when Bob Hope would help with morale by visiting the US troops with his stand-up routine? Well, it's a new century and a new way to boost morale...from an OnlyFans model sending X-Rated "Care Packages" to help make a good soldier stand at attention. Lunch Breaks are now used by Gen Z employees to de-stress by taking naps and crying. Remember in prior episodes of the stories about people breaking their legs & inserting metal rods to make them taller...or smashing their cheekbones for that "chisled" manly look? Now they're breaking ribs to get a smaller waistline. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will show you many more ways people can be stupid this week!In this Weekend Episode...A Piece of My Mind…Dumb People Are Terrible At Judging Other People's IntelligenceGen Z Employees Using Lunch Breaks to Nap and Cry in Strange PlacesNJ Woman Claims Flying Knife Struck Her in the Face While on Ride at Nickelodeon Universe Theme ParkNew Plastic Surgery Trend: 'Rib Remodeling'(SICKO!)....Man Ripped Off Woman's Tattoo—Because She Cooked His Box Of Macaroni And CheeseX-Rated “Care” Packages Sent To US Troops From OnlyFans Model and Army Brat—For Stress ReliefSchool Board Member Called a Student "Hot" During Board MeetingWham-Bam—TO THE MOON! But “Bangin'” On The Moon Might Be A ProblemWe've got a couple of questions sent in for "Pancho" to answer having to do with more relationship situations...such as one woman who's boyfriend wants to loan money to his "ex" and another woman who is having cold feet abotu marrying her boyfriend because he is so "unlucky". And I've re-tooled our Insane Game Show to bring the best of both worlds from our previous version to the newest version ...just to keep things stupid! See if you can play along with "Pancho"!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:56:35) Insane Week In Review (01:09:34) Genius Awards (01:25:21) Closing If the only way to treat retinal cancer was to put pig semen in your eyes, would you do it? I'm betting you would...provided no one told you what was in the treatment. Guys, what would be your method of keeping your "swimmers" fresh? A new study finds that there's a "sweet spot" if you want to keep your "count" high! There's also a sweet spot right below a "HOHO Chair" that's in the yard of a FL Man. A clown face that is a portal to Philadelphia. And the neighbors of Winter Park, FL are not too happy with this attraction because it's 24-ft. high and can be seen all over town. And you thought your neighbor was stupid.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Jesse Ventura Says Trump Faked Assassination Attempt In PennsylvaniaA Whole New Meaning to “Eye Contact” As Pig Semen Is Used To Make Eye Drops Delivering Cancer TreatmentIf You Love Your Lawn, You Can Get It Drunk on Natty Light FertilizerCOP Busted For Drunkenly Driving to Crime Scene While on DutyIs Barbie a Drug Mule Now?PA Guy Set Fire to Home While Singing 'Burning Down the House'Philadelphia Airport Sets Guinness World Record With Longest Line Of CheesesteaksFinnish Circus Performer Pulls 2,184-Pound Carriage With His NipplesA Man's 98th Arrest Involved a Custom Bong on His Car's DashAirline Passenger DIES During 14-HOUR Flight— Corpse Stored In GALLEYPlane Forced To Turn Around After It Hit a Coyote During TakeoffPants-Wearing Kangaroo Evades Authorities in Wild Chase—In WisconsinDrunk FL Man Drives Through Gate at the Airport—Tries to Board PlanesMan Calls 911 In The Car With His Son Who Got Pulled Over By A CopTiger Woods Arrested For Suspicion Of DUI After Crashing His Land Rover and His Circle Is Concerned: ‘You're 50 and Need to Act Like It'Men Should Frequently Fire Off “Loads” To Prevent Sperm DeteriationThe Latest Protein Hack: Dumping Yogurt in Your CoffeeCA Man Found Drunk And Passed Out In Auto-Driving TeslaTeen Was So Frustrated with Potholes in His MI Community, He Went to Home Depot and Fixed Them HimselfIndiana Man Steals A Bud Light Truck—Leads Police On ChaseFL Artist Builds 24-Ft. High Potty Chair In His BackyardStay up-to-date with the latest stupidity from the current events of the day with the Insane Week In Review and meet our 7 new "winners" in this week's Genius Awards!!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:45) A PIece of My Mind (00:07:02) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:14:05) McDonald's Drive-Thru Headset Stolen, and Guy Said Weird Things to Customers (00:19:29) FL Man With Fake ‘Missiles' Mounted On His Truck Triggers Multi-Agency Bomb Squad Response (00:24:01) Woman Clearly Driving Her Car During a Court Zoom Call Claims She Was *Not* Actually Driving Her Car (00:36:48) Criminal Genius Faces Auto Theft Charges Arrives To Court In A Different Stolen Car (00:42:29) Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting The Easter Bunny (00:47:50) FL Woman Gets Ticket for Texting With a Hand She Doesn't Have (00:52:32) Woman Who Had Sex With Identical Twins Told It Is ‘Not Possible' To Identify Father Of Baby (00:57:39) Ask Pancho (01:07:57) Insane Game Show (01:25:51) Coming Next Episode (01:33:24) Closing Nowadays, just about any tech device runs a risk of being hacked. And it happened as a drive-thru customer at McD's tried to order a hamburger when the clerk's headphones were hijacked by a rogue frequency fraudster. Another guy tried a literal hands-on approach at hacking through an Easter Bunny costume...while the person was inside...to find out if it was a boy or a girl. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" (who is an identical twin himself) tells of a pair of identical twins that could be the next guest on Maury Povich's "Who's Your Daddy" because even the DNA tests couldn't tell which one was the daddy of a baby delivered by a woman who had sex with both twins within 4 days of each other...In this Weekend Episode...A Piece of My Mind…What Kids Actually Want From Play Time (It's Not What Adults Think)McDonald's Drive-Thru Headset Stolen, and Guy Said Weird Things to CustomersFL Man With Fake ‘Missiles' Mounted On His Truck Triggers Multi-Agency Bomb Squad ResponseWoman Clearly Driving Her Car During a Court Zoom Call Claims She Was *Not* Actually Driving Her CarCriminal Genius Faces Auto Theft Charges Arrives To Court In A Different Stolen CarMan Arrested For Sexually Assaulting The Easter BunnyFL Woman Gets Ticket for Texting With a Hand She Doesn't HaveWoman Who Had Sex With Identical Twins Told It Is ‘Not Possible' To Identify Father Of BabyYou got questions? Pancho can answer them! He gives his sage wisdom on resolving the problem of an upset daughter who didn't hit her goal in Girl Scout Cookie sales...and whether Mom & Dad should just buy up all the surplus. Also he gives some advice to a guy who got "tip shamed" at a restaurant for not leaving a tip...despite putting the order in and paying for it at the kiosk himself. Play along with "Pancho" this week in the Insane Game Show and see if you come up with the answers faster than he can...and he takes a LOT of time to do it!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:15:07) insane Week In Review (01:26:50) Genius Awards (01:37:10) Closing You don't meet many people who look forward to spending any time in a hospital. Well, this time you're going to meed someone who not only likes spending time in the hospital, they haven't left in over 4 months and the hospital is now suing to evict her. Reports were pouring in all over from a moving sweet potato truck that was in flames and dropping hot potatoes along the road as it sped to the nearest fire department. Also from the Far East, customers in a Shanghai McDonald's were treated to robots dressed in uniform flipping their burgers...In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Survey Finds 19 Million Americans Have Seriously Thought About Shooting SomeoneFL Man Ran Into a River, and Was Tracked Down by Cops on PaddleboardsDischarged FL Hospital Patient Has Refused To Leave—For FIVE MonthsGen Z Thinks Capital Letters Are “Too Intense” and a Linguist AgreesMan In Japan Drives Flaming Food Truck To Firehouse—Dropping Roasted Potatoes Along The RoadNorth Carolina Woman Attacked By An Otter While Watching a MarathonMan Tries to Rob 6 NYC Banks in 5 Days—Made Off With Just $605Gen Z Wants ‘Green Days' Off Work to Reconnect With NatureWhy Do Men Enjoy Farting So Much?Some People Are Deciding to Not Pay Their Federal Income TaxLive Possum Snuggles Stuffed Toys At Australian Airport StoreA Woman Stole a Car with Her Pet Kitten, and Freaked About Its Safety When Being ArrestedMom Arrested After Leaving 7 Kids Locked in Car While She GambledFL Woman—Four Loko Drunk—Busted With Minors in the Trunk and Backseat of CarMcDonald's Experimenting With Robot Employees That Look Like Humans—And Even Dress in UniformCREEPER UPDATE: The “Parachuting Spiders” Are SpreadingMaintenance Worker Caught On Camera Peeing In Tenant's SinkGrandma Shocked as Meteorite Crashes Through Her RoofPeople Are Covering Their Smart Car Key Fobs in Tin FoilPolitics Makes Us More StupidMissouri Men Were Arrested for Harming a Woolly MammothCatch up on the stupidity from the latest current events from the Insane Week In Review and be introduced to the stupedous of stupidity with our 7 "winners" in the Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:06:52) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:21:43) Woman Leaves $3,000 Worth Of Her Stuff Behind In Miami Airbnb—Then The Host Refuses To Give Them Back (00:26:22) AirPee-n-Pee? Woman Urinated On Items Inside Airbnb Rentals Causing Over $5,000 In Damage (00:31:38) Weirdo Breaks Into Woman's Home and Sucks Her Toes While She Slept (00:35:46) Poodle Catches Fire While Searching for Food, Still Wins Second Place in Dog Show (00:41:06) High-Ranking FEMA Official Claims He Teleported Into A Waffle House (00:46:35) Professional Quadroplegic Cornhole Player Arrested For Murder In MD (00:52:59) Archaeologists In Turkey Uncover 11,500-y/o Life-Sized Statue Of Man—Holding His Penis (01:01:06) Ask Pancho (01:18:30) Insane Game Show (01:36:03) Coming Next Episode (01:45:04) Closing Who would have imagined that archaeologists uncovered an 11,500 year old statue of a man who was "uncovered" and holding his manhood? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" introduces you to, "Urfa Man". Who would have imagined a woman would make videos of herself urinating all through an AirB&B for the sole purpose of putting them online to make money on adult websites? And who would have imagined a government official in charge of emergency management teleporting to a Waffle House? You don't have to imagine...they're all apparently very real and very stupid on this episode!On This Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] 66% of Adults Say They Deserve an Easter Basket Just as Much as Children DoWoman Leaves $3,000 Worth Of Her Stuff Behind In Miami Airbnb—Then The Host Refuses To Give Them BackAirPee-n-Pee? Woman Urinated On Items Inside Airbnb Rentals Causing Over $5,000 In DamageWeirdo Breaks Into Woman's Home and Sucks Her Toes While She SleptPoodle Catches Fire While Searching for Food, Still Wins Second Place in Dog ShowHigh-Ranking FEMA Official Claims He Teleported Into A Waffle HouseProfessional Quadroplegic Cornhole Player Arrested For Murder In MDArchaeologists In Turkey Uncover 11,500-y/o Life-Sized Statue Of Man—Holding His PenisMore relationship questions are given to "Pancho" to answer with his sage wisdom on matters such as how a husband responds to his wife's supposed "ultimatum" to lose weight or she's leaving and if a boyfriend should take back his girlfriend, who wants to re-establish their relationship after she broke up with him because she needed to date other people. Play along with "Pancho" to see if you are more stupid than he is with our Insane Game Show!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) MIdweek BONUS Stupidity (01:12:54) Insane Week In Review (01:25:15) Genius Awards (01:39:11) Closing Some people do yoga to find peace and contentment. But would that also include SNAKES slithering around your body as you meditate? You can find some real gems in a lost and found bin. But what you might find in a lost and found bin at the L.A. Airport, you might not want to take it home. The phrase, "if it's free, it's for me" certainly applied to one ambitious man who rented a U-Haul truck soley for the purpose of "taking" a septic tank from a construction site. In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Criminal Pays Bail, Tells Judge, "Keep the Change," But It Was Funny MoneyPeople Are Doing Snake Yoga NowEpiscopal Priest in PA Has Been Arrested for Stealing Baseball CardsRunners Are Discovering They Can Churn Butter on Their RunsFL Man Arrested After Stealing More Than $500K Worth of ‘Taters and OnionsL.A. Metro Shares Odd Items Left Behind On Buses—Including A Prosthetic Leg, A Surfboard, and A 55” TVMcDonald's Customer Found a Worm in Their Filet-O-Fish...and That's a Good ThingDebate: A.I. Tells America That We're Wearing Earbuds Upside DownToo Many Toots? What Excessive Farting Says About Your HealthReporter Explains Bear Encounters on Live TV—Encounters A LIVE BEARFL Man Steals Septic Tank From Construction Site—It Took “#2 Effort”Woman Claims She Was Kicked Off Flight for Being Deaf—But Frontier Tells a Different Story'Chinamaxxing' is a Thing For Gen ZFL Woman Explained Why Her Boyfriend Only Communicated With Her via WhatsApp: “He Had Moved Overseas—To Connecticut”Elementary Teaching Assistant Misplaces Baggie of Cocaine Inside the School Nurse's Office BathroomWhat Could Go Wrong? Data Centers Are Being Guarded by Robot DogsKitty Cat's Intestinal Blockage: 26 Swallowed Hair TiesMN Senate Candidate Convicted of Tossing Live Tarantula into Airbnb in ‘Home Alone'-Inspired Harassment CampaignSpring Break Stupidity: Shirtless Man Twerks On Top Of a Jeep As It Drove Down The FreewayA “Handy” Heist—$250,000 of SEX TOYS Stolen From Freight TrainPA Man Arrested For Allegedly Feeding Pot And Booze To His Pet ParakeetAnd catch up with the latest stupidity in current event with the Insane Week In Review and meet another fabulous 7 "winners" in this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:22) A Piece of My Mind (00:07:03) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:17:04) Influencers Are Pushing Parasite Cleanses—Doctors Say “Steer Clear” (00:25:24) Elderly Tesla Driver AND Passenger Slept In Moving Car On CA Freeway (00:30:45) A 26-y/o Milkman Overwhelmed By Older Women Looking For A Toy Boy (00:36:24) Camel Beauty Pageant Rocked By Cosmetic Enhancement Scandal (00:42:30) UK Campaign Taps Into Penis Nicknames to Talk About Penile Cancer (00:52:10) Raw "Manpower": A Kickboxer Pulled a Car...Using Just His, Uh, Junk (00:56:14) Secret Boom in Penis Enlargements as Men Are Paying Strip Mall Clinic $20k to Boost Their Manhood (01:03:49) Ask Pancho (01:18:28) Insane Game Show (01:32:24) Coming Next Episode (01:38:17) Closing Real men don't eat tofu, right? But are you a real man if you can tow an automobile with just your junk? One man did in England. No wonder the English men give their junk names and now there's a website where you can choose a name for yours---all in the name of penile cancer awareness. English women over 50 have the hots for their milkman and he's not sure what to do about it. The stupidity isn't just limited to the UK. There's plenty more here in the USA and my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will spell it out for you!In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] It's "Insulting"!...Using AI to Verify Human Advice Could Damage Your Professional RelationshipsInfluencers Are Pushing Parasite Cleanses—Doctors Say “Steer Clear”Elderly Tesla Driver AND Passenger Slept In Moving Car On CA FreewayA 26-y/o Milkman Overwhelmed By Older Women Looking For A Toy BoyCamel Beauty Pageant Rocked By Cosmetic Enhancement ScandalUK Campaign Taps Into Penis Nicknames to Talk About Penile CancerRaw "Manpower": A Kickboxer Pulled a Car...Using Just His, Uh, JunkSecret Boom in Penis Enlargements as Men Are Paying Strip Mall Clinic $20k to Boost Their ManhoodPancho responds to questions about whether to marry someone when you don't really love theri family and should married couples have friends of the opposite sex. Then you can match up against "Pancho" to see if you can do better than he can in this week's Insane Game Show!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:00:58) Insane Week In Review (01:10:29) Genius Awards (01:22:49) Closing Stupidity abounds with the animal kingdom conflicting with humankind! Snakes, hogs, and 'coons are taking over! While this is happening, we're following the latest trend on TikTok by gulping down hot water to help our digestion. If you're in the City of Brotherly Love, one small mac-n-cheese kiosk was over-run by 600 tubs of onion dip. One California man was auditioning for a cartoon character trying to outrun the cops by driving down railroad track...smack into a moving locomotive. You can't make some of ths stuff up.In the Midweek BONUS Episode...Pet Boa Escapes Home While Owner's Wife Was Going Into LaborMan Busted Carrying Cocaine Branded “Codename: Kids Next Door”UT Woman Charged After Allegedly Serving UP Alcohol At Children's Birthday PartySouthwest Is Testing Cleaning Only Premium Seats Between Flights — It's ‘Titanic' Class Service(Brilliant) Girl Scout Troop Sells Cookies at Weed DispensaryWoman Drives Out-of-State to Ex-Boyfriend's Home and Chases Him With Her CarJERK of a Tourist Arrested for Stealing a Flamingo from Vegas Hotel, Taking Selfies While ‘Choking' ItUnlicensed Dentist Saw Patients in a TX ApartmentFL Man Charged With DUI After Wife Falls From Golf CartDrinking Hot Water Is Now TikTok's Latest Health TrendOH Woman Terrorized by Raccoons After Moving Into Her ApartmentBugs Will NOT Be For Dinner Anytime SoonPeople With the Least Political Knowledge Tend to Be the Most Stupidly Overconfident in Their Grasp of FactsFL Man Caught Drinking Homeowner's Liquor While On Home's Sale TourPA Mac and Cheese Kiosk Overwhelmed When 600 Tubs of Onion Dip Mysteriously AppearedOH Woman Busted For Making 1,700 Fraudulent Returns to Home DepotCar Thief Suspect Flees Police Down Railroad Tracks—Gets Hit By A TrainTX Man Admits to Starting 20 to 30 Fires Out of BoredomA Posse of Pigs Create Chaos in One Tennessee Neighborhood(Priorities)....FL Mom Left 12-y/o at Universal CityWalk to Go to a BarA Naked Burglar Is Terrorizing Northern VirginiaWe've got the latest up-to-the-minute (sorta) headlines from the stupidity in the latest current events with the Insane Week In Review and our 7 "winners" who receive this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Into (00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind (00:07:17) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:20:41) People Are 'Carrotmaxxing' to Get a Sunless Tan (00:28:25) FL Man Moves Amazon Van—With Delivery Driver Inside—Because it Was Blocking Road (00:34:13) Elementary Children Rushed to Hospital After Teacher Gave Weed Gummies to 'Celebrate' Birthday (00:36:03) New Food Trend: "Frambled Eggs" (00:41:59) Boyfriend Blows $18,500 in house down-payment savings on a 140-Pound Cheese Wheel (00:47:24) (Pisstory)...History Teacher Caught Peeing in Classroom—Just Before Students Enter (00:51:33) Gold Is Valuable...But Less Valuable Than Cow Gallstones? (00:55:31) Ask Pancho (01:10:08) Insane Game Show (01:27:20) Coming Next Episode (01:35:09) Closing I have finally found the term for the way I make my eggs in the morning. I am an original kitchen klutz but now I can boast that I can make "frambled eggs". It's basically when you screw up a fried egg in the skillet when you break the yolk. Then, you just say "screw it" and mix up everything in the frying pan. I may have found a way to a great tan without the melanoma. It's eating enough carrots that I become "orange man" like Donald Trump. Forget investing in "big pharma" when you can raise cows & harvest cow gallstones. If all of this sounds too stupid to be true, let my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I prove it to you in this Weekend Episode!In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] 1 in 5 Gen Z Job Seekers Has a Parent Contact Potential Bosses -- And Even Attend InterviewsPeople Are 'Carrotmaxxing' to Get a Sunless TanFL Man Moves Amazon Van—With Delivery Driver Inside—Because it Was Blocking RoadElementary Children Rushed to Hospital After Teacher Gave Weed Gummies to 'Celebrate' BirthdayNew Food Trend: "Frambled Eggs"Boyfriend Blows $18,500 in house down-payment savings on a 140-Pound Cheese Wheel(Pisstory)...History Teacher Caught Peeing in Classroom—Just Before Students EnterGold Is Valuable...But Less Valuable Than Cow Gallstones?Pancho tries to answer some complicated questions this week, particularly about how to settle a dispute over 2 women trying to come on to the same man they both met while with 30 other women in a social womens group. Also Pancho addressess how to handle a group of co-workers who go in together each week in a lottery pool and who won the jackpot...except that this happened during a week that one of the co-workers was absent when the pool money went in but wants a share of the winnings. Play along with "Pancho" to see if you're smarter than he is with the weekly "Insane Game Show"!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:08:15) Insane Week In Review (01:21:26) Genius Awards (01:30:39) Closing An old married couple in the thick of the North Central Pennsylvania woods got into the thick of an argument that degraded into the old skillet treatment. Casual Friday now means you can wear your sweatpantsuit from Fruit of the Loom to work and still look like you're trendy. The kids are now trying to become a fire-breathing moron with isopropyl alcohol and a lighter.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...PA Couple Charged For Hitting Each Other With Frying PanManager At A TX Whataburger Beat Unruly Customer With A Trash CanBurger King Will Use AI to Check if Employees Say ‘Please' and ‘Thank You'Farmer Banned From McDonald's After Using Drive-Thru in Horse and WagonMcDonald's CEO Viral After Awkward Big Arch Burger Taste Test—Trolled By Burger King's CEO?Psychotic Roommates? A Guy Was Caught Spraying An Unknown Substance on FoodMan Tries to Kill Sister With Crossbow Over House TemperatureHow DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Be Caught Snoozing While Your SUV is Crawling at 4-MPH on InterstateKentucky A Woman Tries Paying Someone's Bail with Movie MoneyJoke Post From Tampa International Airport Backfires About Banning Pajamas, CrocsDrivers Receiving Wrong Toll Bills Due to New Pennsylvania Plate DesignFruit of the Loom Has Created a Sweatpant...Formal SuitMissing FL Man Found Over a Week Later Trapped in Shoulder-Deep MudPA Prof Was Naked From The Waist Down Teaching Online CoursesThe Top Airports to Test Out The "Airport Theory"Man Stole $10,000 Worth Of Trading Cards From Stores By Using Taco Seasoning PacketsImpatient FL Man Tried To Move Parked Ambulance That Was In His WayMarathon Runner Hogs Bathroom During 11-Hour Flight To Get In His StepsHey! Kids! Nothing Good Can Come From Trying The 'Fire-Breathing' Social Media TrendMost Americans Can't Find Iran On A MapGA Sheriff Busted For DUI Had Been Drinking “Four Loko” Since 6amThe most recent current events bring you up to date with all the latest stupidity and the weekly Genius Awards will introduce you to our new "winners" of the stupendous stupidity!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:26) A Piece of My Mind (00:07:14) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:22:06) NYC Dog Owner Puts Missing Pup Photo on Weed Baggies (00:29:48) DUI Crash Driver ‘Still Inhaling Whippets' While Trapped in Wreckage (00:34:11) Parents Are Feeding Their Kids Sticks of Butter—In the Name of Health (00:42:02) People Are Meditating Inside Coffins In Japan (00:48:14) Unprofessional Argument Between TX News Anchors Erupts Live on Air (00:53:50) Now There's A Toxic New Dating Trend: 'Ghostlighting.' (01:01:01) MI Mom DRUGS Her Kids With THC Gummies So She Can Have “Me Time” (01:05:46) Ask Pancho (01:17:57) Insane Game Show (01:38:19) Coming Next Episode (01:43:04) Closing It's always cathartic to ponder the meaning of life but would you do it in a casket? It's all the rage in Japan and there's a market for custom coffins. Parents are ditching processed snacks for toddlers and instead are giving them whole sticks of butter. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is not one of those parents. The new toxic dating trend is the disappearing act of "Ghostlighting"...then reappearing as if nothing ever happened.In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Americans Are So Over Time Changes Twice A YearNYC Dog Owner Puts Missing Pup Photo on Weed BaggiesDUI Crash Driver ‘Still Inhaling Whippets' While Trapped in WreckageParents Are Feeding Their Kids Sticks of Butter—In the Name of HealthPeople Are Meditating Inside Coffins In JapanUnprofessional Argument Between TX News Anchors Erupts Live on AirNow There's A Toxic New Dating Trend: 'Ghostlighting.'MI Mom DRUGS Her Kids With THC Gummies So She Can Have “Me Time”"Pancho" answers a couple of questions dealing with more relationship quagmires like what to do when a girl's boyfriend won't let her go shopping for an engagement ring with him and should bridesmaids be reimbursed for their $2,000 dress in a wedding? Pancho struggles to figure out this week's Insane Game Show, so do you think you can do better than "Pancho"?Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:10:58) Insane Week In Review (01:23:11) Genius Awards (01:34:54) Closing Floridians are up in arms over a guy in a bucket truck plucking their nuts. Coconuts, to be precise. The Department of Defense is having to deal with a "trans-wolf" substitute Kindergarten teacher on a military base who has kids scared that they're going to be eaten. Japanese have been eating plastic wrap that they fill with food, then spitting out...all in the name of weight control. Chew on these morsels of stupidity...In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Delta Plane Forced to Turn Around When Man Starts Attacking Other PassengersMan Drove to a Police Station to Pay an Open Container Fine—Got a DUICommunity Claims A Thief Is 'Stealing' Their Coconuts from Their TreesJr. Hockey Team Issues Apology for Asking Ticket Holders to Shower Before GamesIKEA Donated Unlimited Supply of Stuffed Orangutans for "Punch" the Monkey That Went ViralJesus Christ's 2026 Return Rated More Likely Than Kamala Harris Winning the Next ElectionVogue Calls 2026 "The Year of the Crack”—the Butt CrackL.A. Made a PSA Telling People There's "No Pooping" on BusesNY Grandpa Peeved After “PB4WEGO” License Plate Revoked by DMVA Wisconsin Elementary School Teacher Did Lines of Coke at SchoolNYPD Cops Get Attacked During Epic Snowball FightThe NC Elementary School Teacher Who Identified As "Trans Wolf" Is FiredPotbellied Pig Shows up in Alabama Family's Yard—Refuses to Leave“A Clucking Good Therapist”—Canadian Psychology Prof Travels With Emotional Support ChickenThe Stupidest Diet Ever: Plastic Wrap EatingNaked CA Driver Runs From Serious Crash Scene In East HollywoodFL Man Attacks Chinese Restaurant To Stop It From Releasing New COVID StrainFL Man Games Crown New Champion At Event Dubbed The ‘Redneck Olympics'A New Spotify Urn Plays Your Favorite Music After You're DeadCar Accumulates $8,660 In Parking Tickets–But Nobody Will Tow ItThe latest current events has all the up-to-the-minute stupidity in the Insane Week In Review and our 7 biggest "winners" are spotlighted in this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:45) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:11) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:25:13) Man Trains His Dog to Illegally Dump Trash to Avoid Surveillance Cameras (00:31:37) A Drunk Pediatric Dentist Caught Treating Patients Inebriated (00:38:11) The Roomba Saw Everything—Man accidentally gains control of 7,000 robot vacuums while trying to make a controller for hi (00:47:53) Food Delivery Robot Goes Rogue And Damages Client's Yard (00:54:18) Social Media ‘Bone-Smashing' Trend Has People Hitting Faces With Hammers (01:02:55) Woman Who Posted a “Hotel Hack” Showing Herself Washing Dirty Panties in a Coffee Maker is Being Sued For $1 Million (01:07:50) KY Man Charged With Animal Sexual Abuse After A Romp with Roadkill (01:13:32) Ask Pancho (01:28:56) Insane Game Show (01:50:26) Coming Next Episode (01:57:37) Closing There are hacks that really save you time and effort and there are hacks that make you want to grab a barf bag. After this episode, you might want to avoid coffee maker in your hotel room. There are mostly good dentists for your kids but there's one who might have had too much laughing gas. There are plenty of men who are looking to become "one" with a particular 2-legged "dear" they hope to find. But my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you of one man in Kentucky who came upon a 4-legged "deer" on the side of the road...dead. The rest of the story will take you beyond your imagination.In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Mom Brings Her Son To Tears By Making Him Hold A Heavy Box In The Air After Finding Out He Bullied His ClassmatesMan Trains His Dog to Illegally Dump Trash to Avoid Surveillance CamerasA Drunk Pediatric Dentist Caught Treating Patients InebriatedThe Roomba Saw Everything—Man accidentally gains control of 7,000 robot vacuums while trying to make a controller for his vacuum.Food Delivery Robot Goes Rogue And Damages Client's YardSocial Media ‘Bone-Smashing' Trend Has People Hitting Faces With HammersWoman Who Posted a “Hotel Hack” Showing Herself Washing Dirty Panties in a Coffee Maker is Being Sued For $1 MillionKY Man Charged With Animal Sexual Abuse After A Romp with Roadkill"Pancho" answers some more relationship questions this week about dealing with a "work wife" that overshares too much personal information with a woman's husband at his job and a husband who has a body worth complementing by a random woman at a restaurant as he is taking his wife out for a Valentine's Day dinner. Try your best to beat "Pancho" as you play along in this week's Insane Game Show and see if you guess quicker than he can!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:09:22) Insane Week In Review (01:21:52) Genius Awards (01:33:06) Closing If you want to really "stir the $#!t, start messing with parking at a popular public park. The San Diego city leaders found that out. If you want to have a true Wisconsin ice fishing experience, spend some time in a porta-potty on skis. If you want to call a 'hog but not necessarily a razorback, leave your truck sitting unused on the University of Arkansas campus for a few days. You'll discover the stupidity in these and other bizarre stories within this Midweek BONUS Episode!In this Midweek BONUS Episode...People Used Feces To Fight New Parking Fees In Popular San Diego ParkWe FART Twice As Much as Previously Thought—New ‘Smart Underwear' Blew Our SecretA FL Man Got Angry at Teenagers in a McDonald's—So He Mooned ThemA Bar in Philly Confiscated a Fake ID That Had Ben Franklin's Photo on ItMan Allegedly Invited His Friends Over for the Super Bowl and Played the 2014 Patriots - Seahawks GameEl Paso Airspace Shutdown Over Pentagon-FAA Miscommunication—Military Shoots Down Party Balloon Mistaken for a Cartel DroneBaby Momma Stabs Baby Daddy After Learning Baby Daddy Cheated With Baby Momma's SisterFlorida Couple Arrested in A Pickleball BrawlA Beehive Thief Got Caught Thanks to a Sting OperationFormer President Barack Obama Confirms Aliens Are Real: Not at 'Area 51'...Clarification EnsuesMan Arrested After Taking Woman's Parakeets Hostage To Force Her To Meet HimIndiana Man Managed To Destroy 15 Mailboxes During Police ChasePhillies Pitcher Stashed His Own Rib In His Closet After Having It Removed During SurgeryA "Free Burrito" Ad Has People Calling for QR Codes on Billboards to Be BannedWanted Florida Man Tells Police His Name Is "George Costanza"WI Fisherman Transforms an Old Porta Potty Into a Cozy Ice Fishing ShantyFL Man Smashes Car With Hammer In Alleged Revenge On "Ex”—But It Wasn't Her CarCourthouse Wedding Didn't Work—So the Couple Marries in Funeral HomeGroundhog Sneaks into University of AR Student's Car—Disaster Ensues"Dumb Crook" Tried to Steal a Van—Accidentally Locks Himself InsideFL Teen Facing Charges After Exposing Himself to Elderly WomenYou'll get up-to-date stupidity in the latest current events with the Insane Week In Review and be introduced to the most stupendous stupidity with our 7 "winners" of the Genius Awards.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:19) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:32) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:25:32) Woman Stranded In A Walmart Parking Lot After Buying 85” TV That Won't Fit In Her Ford Bronco (00:35:22) ROAD RAGE!!...Toothless Florida Nutjob With a Gun (00:39:34) MI Woman Gets Shamed at CVS for "Son's" Unusual Name (00:44:49) Raising Cane's Sues Boston Landlord Over Eviction Threat For “Chicken Finger Odor” (00:49:40) Maryland Paramedic Charged With PEEING On Supervisor's Desk & In Pot Of Chili At Work (00:54:05) Llamas Catch Thief by Surrounding Him in a Field Until Cops Arrive (00:59:15) FridaBaby Faces Backlash Over Sexual Innuendo In Baby Product Marketing (01:10:43) Ask Pancho (01:24:00) Insane Game Show (01:37:48) Coming Next Episode (01:42:04) Closing If there ever was a poster boy for the Florida Man, we have found him and he qualifies for the job perfectly. If there ever was a golden opportunity for an opportunistic busybody to stick their nose into another person's business, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found her name-shaming a woman checking out at a CVS register. And if there ever was a better way to capture a thief on the run, a herd of 8 therapy llamas fulfilled their civic duty by surrounding the perp until the cops arrived. In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Gen Z Woman Embarrassed By Her Generation's ‘Weird, Stunted Social Skills'Woman Stranded In A Walmart Parking Lot After Buying 85” TV That Won't Fit In Her Ford Bronco—And Walmart Refuses Her ReturnROAD RAGE!!...Toothless Florida Nutjob With a GunMI Woman Gets Shamed at CVS for "Son's" Unusual NameRaising Cane's Sues Boston Landlord Over Eviction Threat For “Chicken Finger Odor”Maryland Paramedic Charged With PEEING On Supervisor's Desk and In Pot Of Chili At WorkLlamas Catch Thief by Surrounding Him in a Field Until Cops ArriveFridaBaby Faces Backlash Over Sexual Innuendo In Baby Product Marketing"Pancho" gives his sage wisdom by answering a couple of questions posed to him that deal with knowing about the "flirty" texts that was seen by a woman on the phone screen of her roommate's boyfriend and how it should be dealt with...and is it okay for a girl to "Friend" a guy that she's fallen head over heels in love with, so she can "check up on him". No red flags there! Match your skills against Pancho and play along in this week's Insane Game Show and see if you can score better!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:05:37) Insane Week In Review (01:19:36) Genius Awards (01:30:23) Closing You can't get more "'Merican" than a police officer named "Merica" who hops aboard a Ford pickup to nab a theif on a bike. You can't get more Pennsylvanian than a sibling squabble in a donut shop that include death threats over the last sticky bun. And you can't get more stupid than yelling, "6-7"... Well, yes you can actually. You can just yell, "Chicken Banana!"In this Midweek BONUS Episode...A Grown Man on Social Media Says He's Spending One Full Year in His Bedroom...to Be HealthierA United L-A To Nicaragua Passenger Ends Boards Wrong Plane—Arrives In TOKYOHomeowner Sets House Ablaze Using Blowtorch to Remove Roof IceDrunk airline passenger ejected after stripping off clothes and trying to jump off planePA Woman Trapped Inside Car Wash for Nearly an HourA Cop Named "Merica" Hitched a Ride in a Ford Pick-Up to Catch a ThiefExperts Taste Unearthed 150-Year-Old Bottle Of Alcohol In UtahBillie Eilish's House Is on Former Native American Land, and the Tribe Wishes She'd Mentioned ThemPolice In PA Called to Break Up Sibling Squabble Over The Last Sticky BunFL Mother arrested after staff member finds gun in pre-K student's backpack at schoolDiner Posts A Sign Banning Customers Who Stink of WEEDJetBlue Flight Grounded For Hours Because Staff Would Not Remove Poop in Clogged ToiletFL Cold Snap Inspires Iguana Meat Pizza at North Palm Beach Restaurant[STUPIDITY WRITES ITSELF] Former public toilet to become Mexican restaurantBrutal Sport: 2 Guys Run Full-Speed Into Each OtherThe ShamWow! Guy Who's Running for Congress as a Republican Just Dropped His First AdA Guy Did Donuts on a Frozen Lake and Fell Through the IceConnecticut Preschooler Summoned For Jury Duty'Chicken Banana' Emerges as Latest Gen Alpha CatchphraseNatty Light Released Lawn Mower "Lawngerie" for Valentine's DaySupervisor Creates 'Hurt Feelings Report' After Employees Complained They Were Constantly Being Yelled AtThere's plenty of stupidity every week from the current events in the Insane Week In Review as well as the glittering jewels on the crown of stupidity from this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:38) A PIece of My Mind (00:07:12) Pancho Guero, My Insane FL Nephew (00:26:36) Man Jailed for Murder Goes Viral After Worrying He'd Miss Video Game Release (00:32:33) Chatbots Were Sent to Therapy and THIS What Came Out (00:40:04) ⅓ of College Students Scroll Phones While 'Getting Busy' (00:47:02) FDA Recalls “Horny” Honey—Because It's Loaded with Cialis (00:52:17) Olympic Officials Investigate Penis Injection Doping Claims In Ski Jumping (00:59:31) Booty From A Dead Person? Women Chasing the Perfect Body Are Pumping ‘Ethically Sourced' Cadaver Fat Into Boobs and Butt (01:08:34) A Man Will Be Charged After Sticking a World War One Bomb Up His Butt (01:12:46) Ask Pancho (01:26:34) Insane Game Show (01:43:53) Coming Next Episode (01:52:42) Closing Have you wondered what it would be like if all the AI chatbots got together for a therapy session? Well, someone made it happen at the University of Luxembourg where researchers decided to put ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, & Grok on the couch. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has the details on just how intrusive screens are getting...in the bedroom. And there's now a "natural" replacement for Botox to use in boobs and butts...and it's fat from a dead stranger. Can things get more stupid. Yes. Yes, they can. And it ends up on this podcast.In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] America Is In The Grips Of A Dystopian “Bill Maher Disorder”Man Jailed for Murder Goes Viral After Worrying He'd Miss Video GTA 6 ReleaseChatbots Were Sent to Therapy and THIS What Came Out⅓ of College Students Scroll Phones While 'Getting Busy'FDA Recalls “Horny” Honey—Because It's Loaded with CialisOlympic Officials Investigate Penis Injection Doping Claims In Ski JumpingBooty From A Dead Person? Women Chasing the Perfect Body Are Pumping ‘Ethically Sourced' Cadaver Fat Into Boobs and ButtsA Man Will Be Charged After Sticking a World War One Bomb Up His ButtWe have a couple of relationship questions that "Pancho" will answer that might settle the dispute over whether a husband should know his wife's dress size and is a mom over-reacting to her ex's influence over their 6-y/o son wanting to get an earring. There's 5 challening Mindbenders in this week's Insane Game Show that "Pancho" will have to solve--can you solve them, too? Put your sanity to the test with all the stupidity in this week's wild episode!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:07:14) Insane Week In Review (01:19:42) Genius Awards (01:29:29) Closing If you watched the "Big Game" you may have seen the commercial for Bear Poo Brew...and it's everything that you would expect. If you don't want poo in your brew, would you have it in the Potomac River when you go in for a swim? FedEx is known for its on time delivery but a bably definately was not considered when making that claim!In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Southwest Airlines Starts New Policy For Plus-Sized PassengersBear Poo Brew: ‘Nature Calls' to Debut at 2026 Super BowlCarjacking Suspect Stole SUV to Go See Grandmother, Crashed During ChaseA "Small Geyser" of Poop Water Is Flooding Into the Potomac RiverFlorida Man Caught Driving A Car That Was ON FIRE—While DrunkAlabama Man Survived Being Crushed in Garbage Truck—TwiceA Couple Hid 100 Plastic Ducks Throughout Their Home to See If a Hired Cleaner Did Their JobMore Than ⅓ of Teenage Boys Have Admitted to Gambling in the Past YearWoman Launches a "Deli" On A Seat Tray—from 30,000 Feet in the AirSnowplow Driver Caught Purposefully Burying Cars in SnowMaryland Peeping Tom Gets Peeped On—Gets ArrestedDebate: Should a Waitress Refuse to Cut Someone's Burger?NM Police Arrested  A Couple for Armed Robbery...at an "Adult" StoreWild Turkeys Are Chasing Wisconsin Residents In TownCourt Reinstates MS Assistant Principal Fired for Reading Children's Book Called I NEED A NEW BUTTSubstitute Teacher Fired After Asking Class Why It is Okay For Black People to Use N-Word But Not Whites'Drunker Than Cooter Brown': Substitute Teacher Arrested for DUI at SchoolEXPRESS DELIVERY: IA Woman Gives Birth During Work Shift at FedEx Facility After Not Knowing She Was PregnantLouisiana Sicko Arrested 3rd Time Hoping Someone Would Change His DiaperMan Strips Naked in Front of Families on Universal Studios Tour, Taunts Employees, Rolls Around on FloorPhilippine Airlines Crew Forced To Scoop Human Waste Mid-Flight After Total Toilet FailureYou'll get all the up-to-date with the latest current events stupidity from the Insane Week In Review and be introduced to 7 new "winners" who are in this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:49) A Piece of My Mind (00:07:29) Pancho Guero, My Insane FL Nephew (00:35:41) "Friction-Maxxing" Is Trending...Because We Need Less Convenience (00:42:03) A "Museum of Personal Failure" Just Opened...What Would You Submit? (00:48:36) New Social Media Platform Has AI Chatbots Talking to Each Other & Hiring Humans To Work For Them! (00:54:52) College Students Turn To AI “Humanizers” To Beat Cheating Detection Software (01:01:56) Man Causes House Fire By Using Blowtorch To Thaw Gas Lines (01:06:31) Public Officials Accused of Sex in Public on Beaver St. In Pittsburgh Suburb (01:10:52) A Guy Loved Up a Vacuum in the Middle of a Residential Neighborhood (01:14:19) Ask Pancho (01:33:02) Insane Game Show (01:51:27) Coming Next Week (02:06:25) Closing When did convenience become inconvenient? Some people are now adding "friction" to their lives. What happens when you get all the AI chatbots together for their own "Reddit" site? The results may sound apocalyptic! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will introduce you to a FL Man who was found near Disney World half-naked and romancing a vacuum cleaner. The stupidity never stops ...even with my own household.In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Is Honesty The Best Policy? Or Are You Better Off Being A 'Kind Liar'?"Friction-Maxxing" Is Trending...Because We Need Less ConvenienceA "Museum of Personal Failure" Just Opened...What Would You Submit?(And So The Takeover Begins?)...New Social Media Platform Has AI Chatbots Talking to Each Other & Hiring Humans To Work For Them!College Students Turn To AI “Humanizers” To Beat Cheating Detection SoftwareMan Causes House Fire By Using Blowtorch To Thaw Gas LinesPublic Officials Accused of Sex in Public on Beaver St. In Pittsburgh SuburbA Guy Loved Up a Vacuum in the Middle of a Residential NeighborhoodPancho answers some burning questions like should telling a "white lie" to your kid so as to protect them be acceptable and how to tell one's parents that a 19-y/o is romantically involved with a 35-y/o woman. Play along with Pancho with the Insane Game Show and see if you can out-smart him this week!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:02:54) Insane Week In Review (01:17:58) Genius Awards (01:33:42) Closing If you're flying out of a snowy airport, it should be reassuring that the plane is properly de-iced. But that should not include the passengers. If you're shopping for prime meats, putting a cowboy steak down your pants is not the best way to not draw attention to yourself. If you're going to sneak a video up a woman's dress, you probably wouldn't get very far if you tried it at church, while the woman's brother is watching.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...(Peek-A-Boo)...Hotels Are Getting Rid of Proper Bathroom DoorsLululemon Pulls Leggings After Complaints That They're Basically See-Through When You Bend OverCouple Busted Trying to Plant Hair In Restaurant FoodWashington State Man Repelled Intruder with Frying Pan During Break-inStupid Criminal: A Lady Smoked Meth During a Video Call with an InmateFL Man Shoves Large Cowboy Steak Into His PantsViral supermarket hack—One Pot Meals In Rotisserie Chicken BagsGuy Accused of Breaking Into Homes, Pouring Queso on TV and FurnitureA Woman's Husband Is ‘Rude' To A Table Of Women. So She Makes Him Pay—LiterallyDelta Passenger 'Soaked' in Deicing Fluid That Leaked Into The CabinPA Man Stole a Full-Size Harp, Jumped Into a River, and Needed to Be RescuedPETA Wants Punxsutawney Phil to be Replaced By a HologramFL Man Arrested After “Up-Skirting” A Woman…With His Phone…While IN CHURCHA Woman Went Viral for Her Dr Pepper Jingle...So They Used It for a CommercialA Guy Sold Cars on Facebook, Then Stole Them Back to Sell AgainPA Man Accused of Posing as ICE Agent and Breaking Into Family's HomeOver 80 Gallons of Moonshine Seized in Alabama Traffic StopThe World's Oldest Snowball Is Turning 50Passenger Spent 15 Hours on a Flight Next to a Stranger Who Wouldn't Take Her Face Out of Her ButtDrunk Woman Picks Up Daughter From Daycare—Registers 8x Legal LimitTSA's Most Unusual Finds of 2025 Include Turtles in a BraMore stupidity fresh from the latest current events of the week is found in this week's Insane Week In Reviewi and meet the 7 new "winners" in this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:24) A Piece of My Mind (00:08:46) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:23:53) Someone Cut Their Heat to Save Money...Pipes Burst...& the Home Turned Into a Frozen, "Ice Castle" (00:26:39) Arctic Cold Snap Causes Trees To Crack and Explode Across Midwest (00:33:18) A Meteorologist Asked People to Send "Measurements" & Should Have Been More Specific (00:36:27) Gen Z Students Are So Unprepared That Professors Are Reading Aloud To Them (00:45:37) You Can Be Charged with a Felony for Throwing a Ketchup Packet at Someone (00:50:58) Southwest Flyer's Melt Down Over Man Allegedly Flirting with His Wife Turns Into On-Board Food Fight (00:55:53) Florida Mom Sues Fertility Clinic After Giving Birth to the Wrong Baby (01:01:17) Ask Pancho (01:11:51) Insane Game Show (01:28:56) Coming Next Episode (01:40:25) Closing It's been a cold one in many parts of the USA and the trees are not handling it well. Anyone in the public media should know to always clearly explain your message. One broadcaster on an Oklahoma TV station found this out in the most embarassing way. Technology is great when it can help bring about a seemingly impossible situation. However my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" reveals how one mom discovered that technology can still be screwed up by human stupidity.In this Weekend Episode....[A Piece of My Mind…] How Social Media Is Destroying FamiliesSomeone Cut Their Heat to Save Money...Pipes Burst...and the Home Turned Into a Frozen, "Ice Castle"Arctic Cold Snap Causes Trees To Crack and Explode Across MidwestA Meteorologist Asked People to Send "Measurements" and Should Have Been More SpecificGen Z Students Are So Unprepared That Professors Are Reading Aloud To ThemYou Can Be Charged with a Felony for Throwing a Ketchup Packet at SomeoneSouthwest Flyer's Melt Down Over Man Allegedly Flirting with His Wife Turns Into On-Board Food FightFlorida Mom Sues Fertility Clinic After Giving Birth to the Wrong BabyPancho also tackles a couple of questions dealing with how a wife, who wants a divorce from her husband, feels she's being bribed by her husband not to divorce him and should a mom help pay for medical bills of a neigbor who's kids got sick after playing her kids. Confused? Play along with Pancho to see if you can score better in this week's Insane Game Show!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:11:01) Insane Week In Review (01:24:11) Genius Awards (01:35:29) Closing Nothing like airing your dirty laundry in front of an audience of strangers. But that's what happened to one airline traveler waiting for his luggage at the Pittsburgh International Airport. A Washington State Police Trooper had to say something to woman he pulled over for speeding that he was never trained for in police academy: He asked her to get dressed before continuing the traffic stop. A family with 2 children never asked for a strip show from a older man who was putting on a full monte in front of his open window...directly across from the family's living room. But the family got a show, anyway. And they have been unable to stop it.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Baggage Claim Blunder: Luggage Arrives One Piece At A TimeCar Landed on Top of NY Man While Sleeping, Asked EMTs to Stop for Lotto Ticket Because He Felt LuckyWashington Woman Driving Without Clothes On, Arrested For DUIWoman Noticed a "Public Improvement Fee" on Her Chick-Fil-A ReceiptPerv ‘Touches Himself' in Open Window, Says Neighbors Are ‘Creepy and Rude' For LookingA Guy Did Donuts in a Church Parking Lot While Out on a 1st Date(Something ELSE To Worry About)...Your Voice Gives Away Valuable Personal InformationFL Drivers Plagued for Months by Man Throwing Nails on RoadDiabolical! Man 'Trains' Crows to Attack MAGA HatsWho Would Have Thought That In 2026 The US Would Be Talking About Taking Over GREENLAND??A Woman Requested a Lyft, and Then Stole the CarWoman Accused of Throwing Gym Weight at Person She Suspects Was Involved with Her Partner$1M For A Room…On The MOON?Stupid Reporter: DOJ to Charge Don Lemon Under the ‘KKK Act' In Connection With MN Church RaidIndian PhD Students Get Settlement After Being Told Not To Microwave FoodWoman Who Called In Bomb Threat To Cancel School Play Gets Jail TimeOK Senator Files Bill To Allow People To OWN Alligators–Without a PermitAre Parents Today Too Soft? A Man's Comprehensive List of Chores from His Childhood Goes ViralFailed Massachusetts Car Thief Stumbles on 1.1 Kilos of Coke—Calls CopsUtah Men's Mental Health Group Meets Weekly At Costco Food CourtAmusement Park Guest Tries Cutting In Line, Punches Guard But Loses BattleThe Insane Week In Review will get you up to date on all the stupidity in the latest current events and you'll meet this week's top 7 "winners" in our weekly Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:25) A Piece of My Mind (00:08:10) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:22:51) St. John's Co. FL Deputy Goes Viral For Handcuffing Runaway Emu (00:27:44) “Uber Eats” Robot's Final Delivery Ends Crushed Under Train (00:33:30) Foreign tourist wraps himself in bananas to feed wild monkeys in Vietnam (00:38:00) RoboCops On Patrol, In Traffic, In China (00:42:35) ER Doctors Share the Most Ridiculous Sex-Related Injuries They've Seen (00:52:56) Shoplifter Put Shotgun Shell in Mouth & Tried to Set It off with a Lighter Before Cops Intervened (00:57:21) FL Masseuse Tries To Avoid Arrest By Pooping "Towards" Police (01:05:23) Ask Pancho (01:20:52) Insane Game Show (01:39:48) Coming Next Episode (01:51:11) Closing Florida and stupidity go hand-in-hand and this week there's plenty of proof, starting with the law enforcement officers. One officer had to do something he was never taught in police academy: Handcuff...or maybe it was "leg-cuff" a runaway emu. Law enforcement in Vietnam encountered a sight they've not ever seen before: A tourist wrapped head to toe in bananas acting as a feeder for wild monkeys. Another FL cop trying to take a suspect into custody first had to take away the lighter he was holding up to the 12-guage shotgun shell the suspect was holding--in his TEETH. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" also talks about a FL cop that was being "ass"-saulted in the line of "doody".In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] A 4-y/o is Getting Death Threats…Over NFL Predictions?????St. John's Co. FL Deputy Goes Viral For Handcuffing Runaway Emu“Uber Eats” Robot's Final Delivery Ends Crushed Under TrainForeign tourist wraps himself in bananas to feed wild monkeys in VietnamRoboCops On Patrol, In Traffic, In ChinaER Doctors Share the Most Ridiculous Sex-Related Injuries They've SeenShoplifter Put Shotgun Shell in Mouth and Tried to Set It off with a Lighter Before Cops IntervenedFL Masseuse Tries To Avoid Arrest By Pooping "Towards" PolicePancho tackles some tough questions from a waitress at a bar who sees a co-worker, who is a struggling single mom skimming credit cards but is having second thoughts about snitching, and a husband who says his his wife is being influenced by a "health nut" co-worker in giving their kids less food. Play along with Pancho in this week's Insane Game Show to see if you can guess the 5 different mindbenders on some current statistics! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.