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Sports. Backpage News, Unconventional Segments. Down to the Wire is the answer to all your entertainment needs. Tune in weekly to hear our reaction to headlines in sports, along with our 'Backpage News' that covers under-appreciated & odd news stories. While also incorporating a rotation of unconve…

Down to the Wire


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    State Lawmaker Attempts to Pants Referee, Norwegian Troops Must Return Used Underwear, $200k Fart Jars, Bulldogs & More

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 55:52

    To start the show we read some reviews from our listeners, then we get into this weeks 'Of The Weeks, including 'But it feels better like this moment of the week (10:37), Realtor.ca commercial moment of the week (14:35), and Caught in 4k moment of the week (20:55). We then get into our Backpage News including headlines like; 'Supply shortages mean Norwegian conscripts must return their used underwear at the end of their military services' (22:57), 'Maryland Firefighters Rescue Man Stuck in Chimney: ‘He Was Not Authorized to Be There'' (28:14), ''I was bad wrong': Tennessee state lawmaker apologizes after trying to pants referee at basketball game' (31:57), and 'Woman Who Earned $200,000 Selling Fart Jars Hospitalized By Her Work' (39:01). In Sports Racco talks Jimmy G's legendary performance and question why Bulldogs are a common mascot. Follow our NEW Instagram @dttwpod we're going to be having a merch giveaway SOON. Also check out our website and YouTube Channel for more content

    Kim Jung-un's Dad Invented the Burrito, Pabts Blue Ribbon Apologizes for Eating Ass, The Washington Foreskin's, Florida Man News & More

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2022 49:04

    First episode of 2022, you know we got resolutions. Also Betty White passed and the leap year killed her. We then get into our 'Of the Weeks' including; Coooool teacher of the week (5:40), ‘Merica moment of the week (9:11 - weird coincidence), and 2022 energy moment of the week (13:51). We then get into some weird and offbeat headlines in the news, including stories like; Kim Jong-un's dad ‘invented BURRITOS' North Korea bizarrely claims as sales of Western dish ‘boom' (21:21), 74-year-old Florida man on electric scooter threatened, chased 2 with knife, police say (24:55), Pabst Blue Ribbon Deletes Tweets About 'Eating Ass,' Saying They Were 'in Poor Judgment' (30:46), and Alexa tells 10-year-old girl to touch live plug with penny (35:07). In Sports (39:48) we have a Florida man who plays football takes off shirt while benched and leaves arena during game, The Washington Foreskins, Playoff scenarios broken down to Colman & Racco's Trey Lance poster. Follow us on Instagram, watch videos on YouTube and check out our website for more content.

    NOG SHOTS 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 43:22

    The 3rd annual Nog Shots Challenge by Down to the Wire is here just in time for the holidays. If you're unfamiliar, the rules are first one to finish their 2L of egg nog gets to hit the other guy in the nuts. Slight rule change this year however, we will drink the first litre with actual shot glasses, thus adding another dimension to the name Nog Shots, with the final litre being a shlug to the finish. Happy Holidays to all, if you're in a pinch and want to get to the final shlug, skip ahead to 36:06, but we highly recommend you start from start to finish as this is the best Nog Shots event to date. Follow us on Instagram @dttwentertainment over to our website to read up on our blog and check out our YouTube channel to watch clips of the podcast and other random shizz.

    Woman Delivers Own Baby, Florida Golf Course Cop Chase, Lawyer Arrested For 5 Bank Robberies & More Weird News

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 57:30

    This weeks episode kicks off with a bunch of exciting news right off the top, including our first actual paid ad with Supply Matter, head over to their website here and get yourself some solid cologne, yup that's right solid cologne, quite a concept. We then get into our 'Of the Weeks' including 'Independent woman moment of the week'. In our Backpage News we get into some obscure headlines in the news, such as; "Florida Woman leads police on wild golf-course chase, beats Florida Man at his own game", "Florida Man, Former Lawyer Gets 40 Months In The Fed For Five Bank Robberies", and "Florida man used flamethrower to settle parking dispute". In Sports, we talk about some of the weirdest injuries ever including a pitcher who dislocated his shoulder for trying to rip apart a phonebook and a kicker chopping his own leg with an axe in the teams locker room. Follow us on Instagram @dttwentertainment and check out our website or YouTube Channel to watch video clips and read our blog

    Hawaiian Blizzard, Camel Contest Botox Scandal, Man Has WWII Bombshell in Butt, Trampoline Park Brawl & More Weird News Weekly

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2021 55:42

    We things off with our 'Of the Weeks', including 'Hehe, 69, nice, moment of the week' and 'Seems like a waste moment of the week' before getting into our Backpage News, where we get into offbeat headlines such as; "Dozens of camels barred from Saudi beauty contest over Botox", "Bomb squad race to A&E after patient arrives with WW2 artillery shell stuck up his bottom", "No arrests after hundreds of children involved in brawl at Tampa trampoline park", and "Maryland homeowner burned down house trying to fight snakes". In Sports we test out Racco's football knowledge on the spot and how the biggest takeaway from the Lions first win was that Jared Goff has a very beautiful companion. Follow us on Instagram @dttwentertainment and watch video clips of the show on YouTube, video is now also available on Spotify, with this episode being an exception due to technical issues. BUT we got more video content coming on Spotify just like last weeks Backpage News Show, so stay tuned.

    Backpage News Show with Comedian Eric Johnston

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 58:51

    Welcome to the Backpage News Show, where hosts Jacob Racco and John Balser of the Down to the Wire podcast welcome on comedians and discuss the odd news stories happening around the world. This week we welcome on Hamilton native Eric Johnston and in this clip we talk about the legend of his father Bullwhip Danny Johnston, former professional wrestler. Listen or watch the res of the show on Spotify or Apple Podcasts which features Backpage News headlines such as: "Army Cadets allegedly tried stealing U.S. Naval Academy mascot Bill the Goat as prank", "China: Man banned from all-you-can-eat BBQ for eating too much", "Man threatens Little Caesars workers with AK-47 during 10-minute wait", and "Florida man stands naked in his driveway, throws rocks at passing cars". Subscribe/Follow our show and keep up with us on Instagram (@dttwentertainment) ALSO follow Eric (@ericjohnstonwho) to keep up with upcoming shows in your area. ALSO watch clips of todays show on our YouTube Channel

    North Korea Bans Leather Jackets, Man Bitten by "Plastic" Crocodile, Woman Breastfeeds Cat On Plane & More Weird News

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 55:34

    This week's episode of Down to the Beat is kicked off with a 9 minute intro because we know that's what you come here for. We follow that with our 'Of The Week' segment with heavy hitters such as "Wholesome Ghislaine Maxwell moment of the week" and fan favourite "North Korean moment of the week". We then get into our 'Backpage News' segment where we cover headlines from around the world such as; "Man who poses with 'plastic' crocodile learns the hard way that it's alive", "Florida Teen Accused of Hijacking a Homecoming Queen Contest and Faces 16 Years in Prison" and "Woman Allegedly Breastfeeds Cat on Delta Airlines Flight". In sports we talk about Colman's rise to athletic superstardom and Mac Jones. Be sure to follow/subscribe to our show and keep up with new episodes, also head over to our YouTube Channel to watch clips from the show and follow us on Instagram (@dttwentertainment)

    Drug Encouraging Children's Toy, Man Who Ate TOO Much Banned From All You Can Eat BBQ, Unconstitutional AF Moments & More Weird News Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2021 52:26

    We're going Drizzy Back 2 Back with our second episode this week, hope you guys enjoyed yesterdays bonus episode with comedians Marc Anthony Sinagoga and Jason Allen. Go check that out if you haven't already, we've got more comedian guest appearances on the horizon. As for today we kick things off with our 'Of the Weeks', including 'Blue Mountain State Moment of the Week' and Do You Even Burn? Moment of the Week'. We then get into our Backpage News where we discuss offbeat and weird news stories such as; "Man threatens Little Caesars workers with AK-47 during 10-minute wait, TN police say" (19:43), "Walmart pulls children's toy that swears and sings in Polish about doing cocaine" (24:52), "China: Man banned from all-you-can-eat BBQ for eating too much" (30:14), "Florida man tries to trade in vehicle he stole from same dealership, police say" (37:39). In Sports, we talk decide whether two scenarios in the NFL are either disrespectful or winning moments. Be sure to follow/subscribe to our show and keep up with new episodes, also head over to our YouTube Channel to watch clips from the show and follow us on Instagram (@dttwentertainment)

    The Backpage News Show: With Comedians Marc Anthony Sinagoga & Jason Allen

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 48:45

    Welcome to the pilot of the Backpage News Show, where hosts Jacob Racco and John Balser of the Down to the Wire podcast welcome on comedians and discuss the odd news stories happening around the world. The first guests of the BPN Show are Marc Anthony Sinagoga and Jason Allen who were in Ottawa this past week doing shows at Absolute Comedy. We discuss headlines featured on our Down to the Wire podcast such as; "‘It's A Free Country': Man Threatens TSA Agent's Life, Throws Checkpoint Stanchion, Strips Naked & Masturbates, Charges State", and "Holy water and prayers must restore altar in Flemish church after sex video". We feature some new stories that have come up such as; "A lawyer once bragged about thinking ‘like a criminal' in a viral ad. Now, he's a convicted felon.", and "Mike Tyson Had Intense Sex Before Fights So He Wouldn't Kill His Opponents, Former Bodyguard Says". Subscribe/Follow our show and keep up with us on Instagram (@dttwentertainment) ALSO follow Marc (@notmarcanthony) and Jason (@jasonacomedy) to keep up with upcoming shows in your area. Watch todays show on YouTube, as well with clips from other episodes and podcasts under DTTW Entertainment

    Florida Man Humps Dog Then Attacks Owner, Singer Pees on Fans Face, Holy Water and Prayers Restore Alter After Church Sex Tape, Terminally Ill Man Arrested for Mooning & More Street Camera

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 49:03

    We have a confession to kick the show off, then after letting the cat out of the bag we get into our 'Of the Weeks' including 'Free country moment of the week' and 'That's just rock n roll baby moment of the week'. Then we get into some offbeat and weird news stories such as; "California Man in 4-Day Standoff With Abandoned Amazon Truck in Driveway", "Missouri school district hiring its own students to combat labor shortage", "Holy water and prayers must restore alter in Flemish church after sex video", and "Terminally ill man arrested for 'mooning' at speed camera". In sports we talk about Racco's bad beat in fantasy, OBJ, the new name for the Staples Center and we do our weekly parlay.

    Woman Charged for Crying During Surgery, School Board Meeting Turns to Conspiracy Rant, a Satanic Sex Cult Meeting in a Vegan Cafe & More Offbeat News

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 53:30

    We kick things off with our 'Of the Weeks' featuring 'Plot for a CTV show that's on as soon as football ends moment of the week' and Capitalism FTW moment of the week. Then we get into our Backpage News and discuss some offbeat and weird news stories happening around the world, such as; "Woman at School Board Meeting Pushes Wild Conspiracy Theory About the Vaccine" (19:02), "His cellmate passed too much gas. So he knocked out two teeth, Florida Keys cops say" (24:10), "Woman visits toilet at vegan cafe, finds 'satanic sex cult' meeting" (29:38), and "Man donated his body to science; company sold $500 tickets to his dissection" (34:36). In Sports we talk about Aaron Rodgers being an anti-vaxxer, OBJ is free and a developing story on Dalvin Cook. Read our blog here, also to watch clips of the show head over to our YouTube Channel.

    Everyone is a Piece of Sh*t, Driver Eludes Police and Steals Ricky Bobby Racing Suit, Inappropriate Phallic Shaped Halloween Candy, Plus More Offbeat & Weird News

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 52:33

    We kick things off with our 'Of the Weeks' including 'Woohoo I didn't get stung by bees, awhhh I got eaten by piranhas moment of the week' and 'Really Florida? This is where you draw the line? Moment of the week'. Then we get into our Backpage News and discuss some of the most offbeat and weird headlines in the news, starting with; "Parents warned to look out for cannabis in Halloween candy/Portland parents discover inappropriate candy in Halloween bags" (23:10), "Erratic driver shoots at a motorist, eludes police, crashes stolen truck into garage, steals ‘Ricky Bobby' racing suit, authorities say" (29:59), and "Boston Medical Center surgeon fined for leaving operating room to eat in his car, then falling asleep and missing the procedure" (36:47). Finally, in Sports we talk about OBJ and Colman talks baseball for our annual baseball conversation, he also picks out this weeks $1 parlay.

    Scientists Say Big Nose Means Big Penis, Plane Dumps Poop on Man in Backyard, Scientists Build Racist AI, Telosa City & More Weird News

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 50:12

    Today's episode starts with our 'Of the Weeks', including 'that explains why Colmans nose is so small moment of the week' and 'prank or murder? you decide! moment of the week'. We then dive into our Backpage News and discuss some offbeat and weird news headlines such as; "A man was 'covered' in poop after a passing plane dumped toilet waste over his backyard, lawmaker says" (16:40). "Scientists Built an AI to Give Ethical Advice, But It Turned Out Super Racist" (21:59), "7-Foot Harambe Statue Stares Down Wall Street's Charging Bull, Which Is Now Covered in Bananas" (29:00), and "Billionaire ex-Walmart exec says the first 'settlers' of his planned $400 billion city 'Telosa' will likely be selected through applications - and they could move in by 2030" (34:54). Then in Sports we decide if the guy who gave up Tom Brady's 600th TD pass got a fair deal.

    Illegal Sprinkles in UK Bakery, New Zealand Council Fires Wizard, Museum Starts OnlyFans & Unfortunate Athlete Names

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 60:22

    We kick todays show off with some exclusive Facebook news with a naming rebrand about to take place, as well as how time is an illusion because Racco watched a Netflix documentary. Then we get into our 'Of the Weeks' such as 'Gun to your head at a Waffle House moment of the week', which actually had a tie between two separate incidents. Then we get into our Backpage News with offbeat and weird news headlines such as "UK bakery ordered to stop using illegal US sprinkles that contain E127 food colouring" (22:00), "New Zealand council ends contract with wizard after two decades of service" (29:38), and "Museum Starts OnlyFans Account After Its TikTok Is Banned for Posting Nudes" (37:19). In sports the NBA is back and in honour of the Washington Football Team cutting kicker Dustin Hopkins for Chris Blewit, we list the most unfortunate athlete names in history. Tap Follow or Subscribe for more episodes of Down to the Wire, also watch videos on our YouTube Channel or Website and be sure to follow us on Instagram

    The Bread Fight of '18, Florida Man Assaults Roommate With Pizza & Raw Meat Diet

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 43:43

    This week the guys are out of town so we got a pre-recorded episode coming at you today. Which starts off with us getting carried away in random conversations for the first 15 minutes, because the best intros are the ones that never end. We eventually get into our 'Of the Weeks' which includes 'Violent otter group of the week' and 'If you can't beat ‘em, join ‘em moment of the week'. In our Backpage News we get into the offbeat and weird news stories out there, including headlines such as "Florida man accused of assaulting roommate with slice of pizza" (19:00), "Customers slammed after printing out instructions for chef on how to cook their meal" (25:54), "Man who has lived on raw meat (including chicken) for three years says his body is filled with energy" (29:44), "Thousands in China Are Using a Special Remote to Repel ‘Dancing Grannies'" (34:12). Then in Sports we have nothing for you because like I said this episode was pre-recorded and we can't tell the future. It's a shame though considering the wild headlines coming out of the sports world, you're just gonna have to stay tuned for next weeks show. Check out our website for articles on more weird news stories and watch clips of our podcast on our YouTube Channel.

    40% of People Would Sleep With Robots, Ninja Attack in California, A Man Sues His Psychic & Serendipity

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 55:31

    We kick things off this week with beef against jeans and flip flop guys before getting into our 'Of the Weeks' featuring a three way tie for '3/4 life crisis moment of the week' and '60% of people are liars moment of the week'. Then we get in to our Backpage News where we discuss weird and offbeat headlines such as "A ninja with a sword attacked a U.S. Army special operations unit in California" (15:05), "Groom's love of pranks backfires after stunt divides family at his own wedding" (21:46), "Boston students ride party bus with stripper pole, neon lights amid driver shortage" (25:37), and "US man sues psychic who 'promised to remove ex-girlfriend curse'" (31:58). In sports we talk about Urban Meyer and make our Week 5 parlay.

    Man Urinates Feces After Hospital Mishap, Another Man Found Asleep in Pile of Chicken Fingers and Meth Days After Getting Out of Jail, Plus More Offbeat and Weird News

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 59:43

    We start today's show after a good ole fashioned game of football in front of our studio in a crowded downtown street and start things off with our 'Of the Weeks', including 'Best Resume of the Week' and 'It's called Art Mom! Moment of the Week'. We then get into the offbeat and weird news happening in the world in our Backpage News with headlines like; "Paralympian James Brown jailed for plane glue stunt", "Man ejaculates from anus, urinates feces for two years before seeking help", "Man found asleep in pile of chicken fingers, meth in Pleasant Grove days after getting out of jail", and "Public urination at Glastonbury Festival leaves traces of cocaine and MDMA in river, posing threat to rare eels". In sports we talk about the great match that took place earlier and we do another 16 team parlay this week, basing the winners on which mascot would win, of course. Be sure to follow us on Instagram, check out our website for more content in our blog and head over to our YouTube for more video content.

    A Blueberry Heist, Woman Steals Frozen Brains From Ex-Husbands Cryogenics Lab, Grocery Store Poop Bandit, Beaning & Week 3 Football Picks

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 47:36

    Would you rather $25 million or 25 million loyal friends? After answering that question wrong, we kick things off with our 'Of the Weeks', including our way too down to the wire moment of the week and I can attest to that moment of the week. In our Backpage News we discuss offbeat headlines such as "Blueberry heist leaves farmers searching for answers", Woman Raids Ex-Husbands Cryogenics Lab. Steals Frozen Brains He Meant to 'Bring Back to Life'", "Human Waste Sought in Vile Market Act", and 'Concerns over kids buying baked beans as 'beaning' trend goes viral". In Sports we pick a 16 game parlay for Week 3 of the NFL season that is going to win us $950,000. Watch video clips and highlights of our show on our website or YouTube Channel

    New Roomba Promises "Poopocalypse" Stories Are A Thing Of The Past & Florida Mom Helped Son Beat Up A Kid

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 46:27

    We kick the episode off with 'Of the Weeks' including "If I can't have it no one can moment of the week and repeat heaters such as "Bossman of the week" and "If you want something done right, you do it yourself moment of the week". We then move into Backpage News, your source for the hottest and weirdest stories coming predominantly out of the American south with headlines such as, "New Roomba promises "poopocalypse" stories are a thing of the past", "Naked woman drove golf cart through armed standoff in Dunedin", "Kentucky man accused of firing shots out of hotel window, says he was shooting at aliens" and lastly, "Florida Mom helped son beat up a kid". In sports we talk about the true America couple that saved a cat from falling to its death at a football game with their trusty American flag and our fantasy football highs.

    Man Tries to Smuggle Coke Under His Toupee & Man Cuts Off Penis, Throws It Out Car During Police Chase

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 51:38

    We hate to do it, but we got a zoom call podcast for you guys this week. I know they suck but especially after a no show last week, we gotta do it. We'll be back in studio next week, if you're one of those people like us who just can't listen to shitty zoom calls just go back to last weeks episode, it was a banger. We kick it off with our 'Of the Weeks' including "If you want something done right, you do it yourself moment of the week" and "When you lie a little too hard on your resume, moment of the week". Then we get into our Backpage News, our weekly news segment where we find weird stories happening in the world and we get into headlines such as, "Viagra thief 'not a hardened criminal', lawyer says" (15:25), "Man tried to smuggle $34,000 worth of cocaine under his toupee, police say" (21:44), "Man cuts off penis and throws it out car window during police chase" (27:43), and "Man used scoreboard message to break up with his girlfriend at Akron RubberDucks-Harrisburg Senators game" (35:28). In Sports we talk about Bishop Sycamore and how we should start our own school. For video clips of today's show or prior episodes head over to our website or YouTube Channel. Here are the sketch videos we mentioned at the start of the show below; Infomercial Vest SZN

    Here's Why Human Feet Keep Washing Up on Beaches, A Loose Kangaroo & Arm Wrestle Pt.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 45:35

    We start the show off by trying to remember a joke before getting into our 'Of the Weeks' including "That answers the age old question moment of the week" and "Who are you trying to impress moment of the week?. In our Backpage News we get into some offbeat headlines such as 'There's a loose kangaroo in Lebanon County PA. Whose is it?'(18:47), 'TikTok doctor explains why sneakers filled with human feet keep washing up on beaches in the Pacific Northwest' (24:25), and 'A 10-foot python surprised a woman in a supermarket spice aisle. She was a trained snake catcher' (31:08). In Sports we list as many stadiums as we can off the top of our head and have an arm wrestle re-match. For video clips of today's episode head over to our website or YouTube channel

    UK Town Plagued With Bean Bandit & Antivaxers Believe 'Pure' Sperm Will Spike in Value

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2021 38:58

    We kick things off with our 'Of the Weeks' including 'worst fact guy of the week' and 'that should be enough moment of the week'. Then we get into our Backpage News featuring headlines such as 'UK Town Plagued by Vandal Dumping Beans Everywhere" (11:24), "Driver Waiting for Assistance With Broken Down Vehicle Fatally Shoots Naked Man in Alabama" (17:05), and "Antivaxers believe 'pure' sperm will skyrocket in value" (23:30). We then get into Sports where we talk Fantasy Football, Bolt vs Tyreek and how white the New England Patriots are.

    McDonalds Sued For Irresistible Ad & World Armwrestling League

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 48:36

    Anyone heard from Down with Webster latley? Hope they're doing okay, anyways we kick it off with some 'Of the Weeks' including 'Thanks? I guess? moment of the week and 'Worst chastity belt everrr moment of the week'. Then we get into this weeks Backpage News featuring headlines such as, " Woman Sues McDonalds, Saying Burger Ad Caused Her to Break Fast" (18:05), Donkey milk sells for Rs 10,000 per litre in Maharashtra's Umarga: Why it is popular and so expensive" (24:05), A loose venomous cobra is terrorizing this Texas suburb" (30:16), and "Trump appointed DOJ official claimed Chinese thermostats changed votes" (34:04). Lastly in Sports we discover the World Armwrestling League and how one of the greatest armwrestlers the world has ever seen is from right here in Ottawa, Mr. Devon Laratt. In honour of this we end the show off with a live arm wrestler, no spoilers will be given out on who got embarrassed.

    Real Journalism Shiz & A Message to Conspiracy Theorists

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 48:05

    We explain how we're real journalists now and have something special planned for you guys in the future before getting into our 'Of the Weeks', featuring "Seems kind of racist headline of the week" and "Product placement moment of the week". In our Backpage News we talk about headlines such as "Washington man shoots fridge after soda can explodes, police say" (13:23), "First responders in Sherbrooke, Que., apologize after mistaking fire victim for mannequin" (17:32), "Trial begins for B.C. man accused of breaking quarantine to go to Flat Earth conference" (22:13), and "Titanic museum iceberg wall collapses, injuring 3 visitors" (30:26). In Sports we talk about the ridiculous pay gap amongst gold medal winning Olympians based on the country they represent and we talk about our new favourite olympian from China.

    IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 3:29

    A message from your hosts Jacob Racco and John Balser

    British Serial Pooper & FartVac™

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 44:51

    This weeks episode kicks off with a nice little story about a dead goat, then gets into our 'Of the Weeks' including 'suuuuuuuuuuuure, for "education” moment of the week' and 'I thought this was America moment of the week'. We then get into our Backpage News with headlines such as "Serial pooper banned from defecating, urinating in open spaces after ‘numerous' convictions in British town" (15:20), "Woman who broke into dentist's office to steal cash also pulled 13 teeth from victim, say police" (18:21), "Fart vacuum device claims to ‘reduces the stench of flatulence'" (23:04), and "Biden administration dropping Trump rule to boost showerhead water flow" (31:01). We cap this weeks episode off with some new Jameis Winston workout footage and the Olympics are NOT against sex, rather just super environmentally friendly.

    Hogtied Citizens Arrest & Antichrist Spiderman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2021 52:10

    This week we kick it off with our 'Of the Weeks' including that's where all my bowling balls went moment of the week and Antichrist spider-man moment of the week We then get into our Backpage News with headlines such as; "Evidence lost in case of soldier accused of feeding cannabis-laced cupcakes to gunners, lawyer says" (19:46), "Oregon man knocks out, hogties active shooter, according to Portland police" (26:28), "Women Who Rammed Cops Arrested After She Stopped To Get McDonald's Chicken Nuggets During A Wild Police Chase" (34:11), and "Florida Man Steals Two Police Cars During Chase" (39:12). In Sports Racco sounds off on Italy's win in the Euro's and McGregor's snapped ankle.

    Home Invasion vs Burglary

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2021 47:24

    We start todays show off with some 'Of the Weeks' including 'friendly reminder that China loves dogs moment of the week'. Then we jump into this weeks Backpage News featuring headlines such as; "Butt Naked Burglar Surrenders After 2-Hour SWAT Standoff, Police In Chester County Say", "Man who jumped from moving plane says he bought ‘a lot' of crystal meth before boarding", "Man who set fire to house by cooking steak in toaster upset at insurance payout", and "Florida doctor accidentally performed surgery on wrong testicle, report says". In Sports we talk about the better non-athlete moment of the long weekend, Joey Chestnut being Joey Chestnut, the NIL and of course Sha'Carri Richardson.

    Cannibalism & Pigeon Racing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021 50:43

    Get ready for four 'Of the Weeks' including heavy hitters like "Best use of cannibalism of the week" and MOOOOve bitch, get out the way moment of the week". Join us then for four huge Backpage News stories including, "Pa. Police break up exorcism in Home Depot lumber aisle", "Fla. Woman named Booze crashes into Taco Bell sign while driving drunk", "For two hours, Massachusetts bar accepts Monopoly cash" and finally "Tokyo Olympics athletes warned not to use 160,000 free condoms". We then cover some big news in the world of pigeon racing and archery, as well as briefly talk about the fact that you can bet on your Dominos' orders now. Use the promo code "DTTW15" for 15% off all Stoni Ottawa cannabis products, delivery in 60 minutes or less or you get free weed. How sick is that? Grab some bud from the link below, bud. https://ottawa.stonicannabis.com

    Naked Skydiving & Illegal Pistachio Operation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 43:30

    We went overboard on todays 'Of the Weeks' and throw in a couple extra ones including 'that's tough moment of the week' and 'do as I say, not as I do moment of the week'. We then get into our Backpage News with headlines such as: "42,000 pounds of missing pistachios leads to possible illegal pistachio operation", "Keep Amazon's Jeff Bezos from returning to Earth, petitions beg", "An Autonomous Weaponized Drone "Hunted Down" Humans Without Command For First Time", and "Man's vanished penis returns, yet to start functioning". We wrap it up with Sports by determining when during the year we plan to talk about a niche sport, also know as 'Backpage Sports' (it'll stick, trust) or actual sports, like the Suns in 4 guy, Ben Simmons sucking a phat one and Racco's ice cold take on hockey.

    How Nazi's Are Still Making News

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 51:34

    Before getting into the odd stories happening in the news, today's episode starts with our 'Of the Weeks', including 'Floridaception moment of the week' and 'wish I was a watermelon moment of the week'.  In our Backpage News we discuss headlines like: 'NBC's Ultimate Slip 'N Slide shut down by diarrhea outbreak' (15:08), 'Austrian man jailed for 19 months after tattooing Nazi symbol on his testicle' (19:20), 'No shirts, pants or undies needed on bike ride, just mask' (26:12), and two Florida samurai sword stories in ' Escambia County man chases man with samurai sword, threatens deputy' (31:52) and 'Florida Man Attacks person With Sword Over TV Remote' (37:36). This weeks niche sport is Chess Boxing and it is absolutely electric, the two polar opposite sports mixed together sparks an interesting debate. Enjoy today's episode with some Stoni weed, use our promo code 'DTTW15' for 15% off all cannabis products from Stoni Ottawa. Get it delivered in 60 minutes or less, guaranteed (or else you get free weed) https://ottawa.stonicannabis.com/

    Various Lists

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2021 47:54

    This week were doing the show strictly in list form. We still have our Backpgae News, just in the form of our 'Of the Weeks', since they're basically Backpage News stories in list form. Including, 'Routine Florida gator bite moment of the week', 'I will stab you in the neck with a knife moment of the week', 'Crossing the line moment of the week', 'What the F'ing H is this S in TX moment of the week', and 'Method journalist of the week', just to name a few. We then dive into two other lists; best torture methods and best sports that aren't really sports, in honor of the Mayweather vs Paul fight that doesn't really count as a sporting event. The torture methods aren't what you think, relax. It's stuff like purple nurples and being the one who wants to end a game of catch, grow up.

    Bird Scooters & Nagging Kids Save Lives

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 45:42

    This weeks Down to the Wire podcast kicks off with our of the weeks including 'I'm lovin' it moment of the week' which goes to a Virginia woman who transformed her home into a McDonalds shrine. We then get into our Backpage News with headlines such as "Florida man arrested after allegedly attacking his adult daughter with pizza" (11:54), "South African pastor farts on people's faces 'to heal them'" (16:59), "School bus driver reveals how kids NAGGED themselves to freedom after being taken hostage by armed hijacker” (22:14), and last but not least "North Korea 'bans skinny jeans, mullets' in fight against capitalism" (28:09). This weeks niche sport is Cheese Rolling, out of England. All of this years Vest SZN videos: Week 3/Last Weeks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z6QXgJDcso Week 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM5BfYZ03_A&t=14s Week 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5O4P_lJrW4&t=27s Website: https://dttwentertainment.com/ Stoni Ottawa Promo Code for all cannabis products: "DTTW10" https://ottawa.stonicannabis.com/

    Cicadas & Victoria Day

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 49:44

    This weeks episode of Down to the Wire is kicked off with three "of the weeks", featuring "Ace Ventura moment of the week" as pet detectives are in high demand in China as the purchase of cats and dogs skyrockets. Our Backpage News features stories such as, "US state of Alabama lifts abs on yoga in public schools", "A Fungus Is Pushing Cicada Sex Into Hyperdrive And Leaving Them Dismembered", "Suspect falls from Subway restaurant ceiling with stolen deli meat, police say" and finally, "Man has wrong leg amputated in 'tragic' hospital mix-up". We then talk about some alternative methods people use to get high and end the episode on whether or not Shannon Sharpe getting Julio Jones to say he wants out of Atlanta on air was a scumbag move. Past Vest SZN videos Week 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5O4P_lJrW4 Week 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM5BfYZ03_A&t=12s Week 3 coming soon Check out our website https://dttwentertainment.com/ USE PROMO CODE "DTTW10" FOR ALL STONI CANNABIS PRODUCTS HERE: https://ottawa.stonicannabis.com/

    Walmart Meat Fight & Goat Polo

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2021 47:05

    This week's episode of Down to the Wire is kicked off with our signature "OTW's" with entries such as "Built different moment of the week" going to a man who eats raw chicken and claims vegetables make you weak. Our Back Page news segments features stories such as, " Florida woman Is Accused Of Posing As Student, Sneaking Into High School To Promote Her Instagram", "What's the beef? Woman hit with meat package at Saint Euclid Walmart", "Doctors in London report fivefold increase in children swallowing magnets", and "Owners of Milwaukee bakery print burglary suspects picture on sugar cookies". We then talk a little about our Vest Szn videos and the lack of vest related content on the pod, finally capping off the pod with a discussion about Buzkashi, which can be translated to "goat polo".

    Swear Jar & Apologies

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2021 40:17

    This weeks episode is kicked off with an apology for our actions over the course of Stöni week. It is then followed by our "Of the Weeks" featuring names like "almost beast of the week". Our Backpage News segment is filled with stories with headlines such as, "Ohio Fugitive Sent Police A Selfie Because He Didn't Like the Mugshot They Were Circulating To Find Him" (9:00), "This Guy Paints Penises Over Potholes to Get Them Filled Faster" (13:27), "Ohio state senator tries covering up driving during Zoom meeting" (17:41), Bride leaves groom at altar for failure to recite multiplication tables" (22:42). Our episode is capped off with a brief discussion about how the internet works as Racco seems to be rather out of the loop and a light roast of professional quidditch. ALSO, here is the link to this weeks Vest SZN video called, 'A 1920's Podcast' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5O4P_lJrW4

    Stoni Meets Down to the Wire

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 54:23

    Todays episode is sponsored by Stoni, and no this isn't a fake ad, we finally got our first sponsorship. To celebrate, we're showcasing the weed company (Stoni) by having hosts Racco and John go through a 'weed gauntlet' by eating some sour peach edibles, smoking some 'WiFi' flower then hitting their ice cream sandwich flavoured vape pen, because why not. So as you can imagine, todays podcast was a little tough to get through considering our brains were 95% THC. We kick it off with some 'Of the Weeks', then get into our Backpage News featuring headlines like; 'Man Arrested At Kid Rock's Bar For Removing Colostomy Bag and Swinging It Around', 'Man builds poop wall after property line dispute with neighbor', 'McDonald's robber demands chicken nuggets, has to accept breakfast food because it was still too early', and last but not least 'Oldbury man wakes up to find 7ft steel penis left outside house as birthday present'. We then get into our weed gauntlet of Stoni weed products and ingest some high quality cannabis in three different ways. Check out their website to check out their products and use promo code DTTW10 for a discount! https://ottawa.stonicannabis.com/

    Ultimate Mooch & Home Sweet Studio

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2021 46:20

    We're feeling good after adding some new additions to the studio, including a drive-thru McDonalds sign, as hosts Racco and John are moving out of their house. Also, Racco has to live in the studio for a week but more on that later in the show. Our Backpage News stories include headlines such as 'Japanese man arrested after dating 35 women at the same time in bid to 'get birthday presents', 'Reps to investigate export of over 7,000 ‘refrigerated penis’ to China', 'Woman’s boyfriend runs off with her mum while she was giving birth to his baby' and 'DC cop cars totaled after officers drag race in NE, says commander'. We then talk about how Colman wipes back to front more about living in the studio and Racco sounds off as a 49ers fan who is sadly awaiting Mac Jones getting drafted to the Bay.

    Monkey Takeover & Worst Brother Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 47:41

    Can't believe we forgot to mention that it's 4/20, we record these the night before and ironically got too high and forgot the next day (aka today) would be 4/20. We are extremely disappointed in ourselves, we understand your frustration so roll one up and enjoy some Down to the Wire, satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. We kick it off with our 'Of the Weeks', we got a television theme today with a 'Randy Marsh moment of the week', 'SAMCRO moment of the week' and Tobias Fünke moment of the week'. Our Backpage News kicks off with 'Men Arrested in India for Using Monkeys to Steal Money' (9:35), 'Man accidentally shoots himself while trying on pants in Walmart dressing room' (17:15), 'Mum devastated after brother disinvites her newborn from his wedding' (19:37) and lastly Trump's former doctor hid vegetables in his food to help him lose weight' (26:00). After our BP News we get into some new Bigfoot sightings in Oklahoma and in Sports we talk about the Jake Paul fight and how Alex Smith is a legend.

    Bodybuilder Saga Cont'd & Crashed Ice

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 48:29

    We kick it off with some 'Of the Weeks' including Bart Simpson moment of the week and Worst Geico commercial moment of the week. We then get into our Backpage News which includes a woman who discovers her sons bride is her long lost daughter and the on-going developing story of the bodybuilder with sex doll wives continues. We then talk about learning sign language so we can communicate with monkey when they take over and our niche sport this week is Red Bull Crashed Ice.

    Chickpeas Falafel Hummus

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 41:58

    Shoutout to our unofficial sponsors Chickpeas Falafel Hummus. We kick it off with our 'Of the Weeks' including unnecessary overreaction to something as small as a burger king employee forgetting your dipping sauce moment of the week. We then get into our Backpage News Stories, featuring the developing story on the bodybuilders sex doll wife saga (4:45) followed by a Florida themed Backapage News with headlines like; 'Suspect handcuffed behind his back steals patrol car, leads cops on 100 mph chase' (12:49), 'Gator spotted swimming with shark' (17:47), 'Assault rifle raffle for Astronaut High School graduation event sparks outrage' (19:35), and lastly 'Woman accused of hitting child with car claims she was trying to run over someone else (23:31)'. Then we talk about a $10,000 cheeto (27:33) and an ugly six figure piece of art (29:58) before getting into this weeks sports discussion on World Chase Tag, yes, professional tag (35:08).

    A $10 Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2021 39:20

    This weeks pod goes right into our 'Of the Weeks', leading with 'I thought this was Canada' moment of the week. We then get into our Backpage News featuring headlines like a detective divorcing his wife after she was seen in videos at US Capitol riot with other man and a Florida mom shows up to school wearing boxing glove, fights student. We then discuss if the world would be better if everyone was always sober or if everyone was always high. Lastly, in sports we pull up an old Kevin Durant tweet and talk about the Niners trade.

    Sex Doll Divorce & Gambling Madness

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2021 44:57

    This weeks Backpage News includes headlines like a man getting arrested after taking his toddler inside the elephant enclosure at a Zoo and the Bodybuilder that married a sex doll is now getting divorced. We then talk about how pollution is shrinking penis sizes and some really good parenting tips. Then in honour of March Madness we have a XXX starting five and some gambling problems.

    Denny's & Ikea Rant

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 42:54

    This Weeks Backpage News: Florida Man Allegedly Pulls Out 'Dank Gummies' When Deputies Asked For ID Texas man drove BMW dealership loaner car to rob bank, tried to use stolen money to buy BMW Police: 'I'll kill you if you don't buy me beer;' SLC man pulls gun on 3 people, gives $20 Stuntman soaks in bean dip for 24 hours to save favorite restaurant Interesting conversation piece: Love/Hate relationship with Denny's Hate/Hate relationship with Ikea Space sperm Sport of the Week: Wife Carrying

    The Cheetos Burglar & We Hate Pepè Le Pew

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 41:28

    This weeks Backpage News features a 12 year-old boy attempting to steal 4 cars and a woman getting arrested after being linked to crime via Cheetos residue on teeth. We then talk about The Looney Tunes controversies on Lola Bunny and Pepè Le Pew and Burger Kings cringy PR stunt. In sports we talk about Yukigassen, a snowball fight meets dodgeball sport that is huge in Japan.

    Dr. Seuss & Calcio Storico

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 46:27

    This weeks Backpage News features a man faking his own kidnapping ‘because he didn’t want to go to work’ and a lesbian love triangle found guilty in the biggest series of locker room thefts in Czechia. In our segment we discuss it being almost a year since lockdown, along with Dr. Seuss getting cancelled, followed by a discussion on the most belligerent sport in the world, Calcio Storico

    Minnesota Invented Everything Cool & Animal Theory

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 44:53

    We kick things off with our 'Of the Weeks' including 'make yourself at home burglary attempt of the week' before getting into our Backpage News. BP News includes some odd stories like man with ‘world’s longest penis’ exposed as ‘a fake’ by doctor and a Minnesota business selling self-cleaning underwear and bedsheets. We then, for some reason, discuss an odd theory regarding animals Racco came up with before getting into our sports discussion on Cam Newton and a new $500 million e-Sports arena being built in Toronto. Stick around till the end to hear our $250 giveaway.

    Karen Therapy & Stalking Service

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 44:54

    We're back after a super dope interview with Montre Livingston and we're back with a doozy. Kicking things off with our 'Of the Weeks', followed by interesting stories in our Backpage News, including 6 arrested after changing Hollywood sign to Hollyboob and people are selling masks that are 'beaver' scented, you know what I mean. We then ramble about a potential stalking service we can provide for the cheap price of $500 and how space travel is the only way humans can survive. Lastly, in Sports we talk about our love for the FCFL.

    Montre Livingston: Pro Rollerblader (The Tom Brady of Blading)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 55:10

    Grab a joint or PBR and come hang out with us as we welcome on professional rollerblader Montre Livingston on todays Down to the Wire. We talk about the landscape of rollerblading as an extreme sport since it's been removed from the X Games in 2005, his signature rollerblades, what his favourite rollers are, and what his favourite blades are. We watch over some of his wildest tricks and jumps while coining new terms for them, be sure to head over to our Website or YouTube to watch this portion of the interview and see for yourself what we're going crazy about. We had a great time and can't wait till we go down to North Carolina and film some cool blading vids and smoke in his 1990's game room. YouTube Channel Links (DTTW Entertainment) FULL: https://youtu.be/h63estyzyIk REVIEWING TRICKS CLIP: https://youtu.be/y45eUphVeOM

    Win $250 & Remaking the Best Halftime Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 48:43

    This week we kick things off mentioning our latest giveaway and get into our 'Of the Weeks' including Unnecessary Headline of the Week and Necessary Headline of the Week. In our 'Backpage News' we have stories to discuss such as a man transforming his body into a black alien and a Tokyo man charging $100 to do nothing, and people are dying to use his service. Our segment is discussing odd jobs and in Sports we remake the Creed halftime show in 2001 in honour of Super Bowl Sunday approaching.

    Safe Word & Is 2 Bigfoot Sightings Bigfeet?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 42:06

    This week we mixed it up a bit for you guys and kick things off with our 'Of the Weeks', including Unnecessary News Headline of the Week. Our Backpage News includes stories like Biden getting rid of Trumps Diet Coke button, and a car thief who stole a car with a child in the backseat came back to 'lecture' the mom about parenting. Then we determine whether to Buy or Sell on Big Foot and cap the show off with Sports including looking ahead to Brady vs Mahomes.

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