Random Richards

I can't help but shake my head at the San Francisco 49ers' latest Super Bowl bout – they had the ammunition with Christian McCaffrey and Deebo Samuel but misplaced their playbook. It's like showing up to a duel with a cannon only to leave it unfired. Meanwhile, the Kansas City Chiefs rode their luck like seasoned gamblers, with Patrick Mahomes pulling aces at the eleventh hour. Let's not forget my grudging nod to Travis Kelce and the over-the-top Taylor Swift media circus. And there's this one celebrity scandal I'm kicking myself for not talking about sooner; it's the kind of juicy story that would've had our listeners tweeting up a storm.Now, let's veer off the field for a moment. Ever wonder why 'step' fantasies in porn have become as mainstream as superhero movies? It's a bizarre trend that's got me scratching my head about modern-day taboos. And speaking of head-scratching, the normalization of certain intimate acts in adult films is warping bedroom realities – a topic I tackle with both hands. Nostalgia hits hard as I lament the disappearance of the classic barbershop experience amidst today's tech overload. Wrapping up, I'm laying down my bets that Usher's Super Bowl halftime show will go down as one of those unforgettable performances that'll have folks talking years from now. Tune in for a mix of sports hot takes, societal commentary, and a nod to the pastimes we're at risk of losing in our hyper-digital world.Support the show

Dive headfirst into a whirlwind of controversy as I break down the Baltimore Ravens' baffling play calls in the AFC championship, dissecting their pivot from a formidable ground game to an unexpected aerial assault. And for those who relish a strategic masterclass, I won't hold back on the Chiefs' playbook revelations that could be a page ripped right out of the Patriots' success story. Share the heartache of Detroit fans with me and let's debate if Travis Kelsey can truly fill the cleats of a legend like Rob Gronkowski. All the while, keeping an eye on the Trump legal rollercoaster, we'll navigate the fine line between news and hearsay without getting bogged down in the quagmire.Flip the script and join me as we explore the bipartisan tightrope of American politics, where immigration and economic policies play tug-of-war with the nation's future. I'll lace up my satirical gloves and join the ranks of South Park to jab at influencer culture – digging into the guts of an episode that skewers the OnlyFans craze. Then, stepping back from the brink of social media mayhem, I share my personal mantra of staying authentic in a sea of hashtag hunters. Whether you're tuning in for unapologetic sports commentary or a dose of political real talk, I'm committed to delivering the unvarnished truth – all while keeping it as entertaining as a stand-up routine.Support the show

They say truth is stranger than fiction, and nothing quite illustrates that like a conspiracy theory of a zombie apocalypse that had 2.5 million people (loose estimate) wearing aluminum foil helmets and burying their phones in the backyard. With a glance at my own shiny foil-wrapped head, we take a deep, non-judgmental look at this wild notion and the power of media platforms to influence masses. Stepping from the absurd to the impactful, we navigate the intriguing landscape of influence, featuring figures like Joe Rogan and Jake Paul, and how they manage to straddle two opposing sides. Meanwhile, the hip-hop community is abuzz with Drake's new album, causing a dichotomy of opinions. We dissect what the hype – and criticism – is all about, underscoring the importance of a double listen before passing judgment on any piece of art.As we peel back the layers of Drake's recent offering, we explore its impact on the hip-hop scene. Does the production value and the interludes live up to the hype? Is there a deeper message behind his lyrics or is it all superficial fluff? And, let's not forget about the ladies in Drake's life – does he need to rethink his choice in women? Prepare to question, laugh, and maybe even shake your head in disbelief as we navigate these thought-provoking topics. Trust me, this is one episode you don't want to miss!Support the show

Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz or Glass Joe vs.  Little Mac? The farce that it is/was. Self respect vs the bag? All that being said Jake Paul is my idol and I love him.  Support the show

Lots to chew on in this episode. What would you do if you had "fuck you money"? For Christ's sake leave the Tranq alone!!! Pepsi and coke drinkers rejoice, you're getting more than some sugar with that drink. Suspenders...why? Driving pet peeves. Tip entitlement run amuck.  Raining worms? Melly mel dissing rappers. Down goesTakashi 69!! Ja Morant loves dem strippers....and guns. Dude murders guy with propane tank and it's on twitter for everyone to see. Chick with the moustache, amazon commercial.  Challenging people to a duel with a glove slap. Homemade slow down sign. Never name your boy precious. National X Day. The cancellation of Bud Light. Shaking hands or fist bump???Support the show

Salvation army bell lady: Annoying and gross (this particular one). Salt bae@world cup. Fashion faux pas. Stupid sayings. No advancements in hospital furniture. Liquid robots? Tiger joking around. Birthday candles: why more than one. Balloons and aliens. Support the show

RIo catches COVID. Hurricane names need to stop being so pussy. Tiny cell phone screens vs. big screen TV's. Our kids are all going to be Quasimodo.  Nobody is more 'Murica than this guy. Cell phones have destroyed the break room. Chicks getting outfit shamed....or are they? I want 5 million for my mac n cheese not cooking fast enough. 

The story of a grown man pissing his pants. Also the club then vs. the club now. Be careful of that rabbit hole that is twitter chicks, your gonna see a lot of veins. The solution for no more abortions. Couples that wear the same outfit. Delivery guys and their tip complaints. Joe Rogan is trying too hard. 

Observations from a city boy living in Florida. My future as a mall walker. Those new fancy stretchy pants aren't for everyone. You at the red light....You've got ONE JOB! LED's Everywhere. Back to school haircuts and homeless vapers. Father's Day jackers. Guy drinks 30 Pepsi's a day....or does he? 27 years of work gets you pens, lifesavers, and 300K! It's the kids menu for you tootz. 

Another long hiatus for the big guy but I'm back. We got Snickers bar dick veins, KFC Mother's Day bouquets. The perplexing moment when there is no shopping cart. Doggface and his fame. The baby formula shortage. The bum God and his boy's limp. Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard: The real scoop!

1nce again we are super late with a podcast. We got Rio's fascination with Valentine's Day, Cock Soup tasting and bent dicks. We got Easter chocolate Jesus hands. Kanye vs. Skeet and his stem player. The slap heard round the world. Rio vs. Putin. We are all eating farts, deal with it. 

Format change. Jelly Ice Cubes? Coregasms getting you to put in that workout. Micro organic robots that reproduce!!! The lady at Dollar General with Clifford the big red dog. Shitty gifts. Woman whips out a titty to feed her kitty. I don't care how it's made stop it. Urinal splashing and fake booties. Who wants some NyQuil chicken? The bum with the war & peace sign. McDonalds Hacks menu. The guy with the tiny jacket who escaped my ridicule. He just vanished into thin air like he was Batman. Fat Joe's boots. Joe Rogan: who gives a sh!t. 

Back again with a freestyle episode. Rio loses his shit on the anti-vax crew due to the new Optimus Prime variant. A woman does an unspeakable thing to her husbands pet. We take a ride down memory lane in a Taxi while paging the ladies. Pumpkin spice, messed up kids' names. Sign language while driving and good things the pandemic has brought us. So sit back and have yourself a big ole glass of Grape Flav or Aid. 

After another long hiatus, we're back! Rio is way too serious and sucks ass! We're talking wedding objections and  milk crates. Crazy frivolous lawsuits. A little music talk about Verzuz and modern hip hop's issues. We got more "original" resignations. Russ and his dress, FedEx driver refusing to deliver packages. A scandalous theft and hit and run. The ultimate shopping list and relationship contract?  Watch out for those pizza rolls!

The numero uno Dick is back! Talking anti vaxcers and 24 hour adult stores. You'd be surprised at what you can buy at your local Walgreens. More men with purses. When shooting around do you get a layup after a miss? Shitty Victorias Secret Karen and shitty door dash driver. Entire stores are continuing to quit all at once. Cheating hubby pulls quite a move on his preggo wife. Compass on a walking stick...hmm....sounds practical. Thug Life and Crocs. Jake Paul's genius. Kanye's new album vs. Drakes new album.  Who wants some Cock?.......Soup that is....

We're back!!! After a long hiatus the Richards return with a bevy of topics to discuss. Trans conundrum: Sir/Maam/? Cancel culture: Victorias Secret, Michael B Jordan's Jouvert Rum, Slave 1 (Boba Fett's ship), Spill your guts(James Cordon), Superheroes eating snooch(sorry Batman), Negro(not that one, the Spanish word for the color black), Rachel Nichols. Logan and Floyd played you. F*ck your chicken sandwich rankings! Chick writes a check her boyfriend can't cash. Waffle house fantasy football bet.  Where's Waldo at a convenience store in Edmonton, Canada. McDonalds and Texas, the gift that keeps giving. Spirit Airlines Seafood Boil.....buckle up!

Rio is fully vaccinated! Suck on deez COVID! Vaccination incentives? U-hauls for rental cars? My favorite place to get a MT Dew Slurpee.... Driverless delivery from Dominos? How's that gas hoarding working out? Matty in the morning. Crypto currency geniuses.  Not my Ms. Universe....My MU gotta have some sweet curves. Where are my smart friend at? Two Words....ButtF&cker 3000 or is that three words? Whatever....

Let's talk George Floyd and protests and running over protesters......Nah let's talk about Caitlin for Governer! USA! USA! Ketchup packet shortage? Not on my watch. The jumbotron at your local sporting event. Woke Disney guy, you're  ruining his fantasies. Seinfeld/King of Queens longevity. Guy proposes with 5 different rings.....good luck dummy. Chick Fil A rewards at my son's school. I don't know what you heard about this Japanese guy, but he's a mutha f'ing P-I-M-P. Sh|tting at the office.

Back in effect...After a small hiatus due to unforeseen circumstances Rio has to get some shit off his chest. More mask idiots with an additional temperature tool. Rio is the king of parking spaces. YouTube and their stupid copyright BS. Paycheck in pennies? Funny but inappropriate racial crap....If he only kept out the Asian stuff...Gold Jerry! Gold!! Pizza Crust is Mandatory in this household!

Is Governor Cuomo done? Episode 32 edit and Rob flicking his Bic. Poor Jeremy Lin was called a bad name. Dan Dakich from ESPN criticized for doing his job. Chick tweets out boyfriends porn history. Dr Seuss partial cancellation. Innovative woman and her "mask". Mr. Potato Head cancelled? Biden chooses a suspect player in Mario Kart. Epic Granny does not f*ck around with her purse. Bath and Body works: enter the arena....FIGHT!!!

Governor Cuomo on the hot seat for killing your Nana. Gina Carano, cancelled. Trumps taxes coming soon. Trans atheletes in sports. Coca Cola wants you to be less white. Speaking of white, I think we may have found the source of Tony the Tigers energy. Mortal Kombat movie, no Chun Li? WTF?! We mourn the end of Kimye. MMA fighters kicking college football players asses.

We had some more technical issues this week, but we persevered. It's hard to record a podcast using McDonalds WiFi. Trump avoids full impeachment a 2nd time. Aunt Jemima is rebranded to? American Girl Doll controversy. Kitty filter lawyer zoom call. Tom Brady owes someone an apology. The new Mortal Kombat Movie. We break down a classic scene from one of the great all time movies Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo. I assure you Rio is not a cat.

Gourmeltz says F*ck your COVID protocols. People need their grilled cheeses!!! Weak ass fight with no winners. Maskless gunman should have went to Gourmeltz....but he's about that chicken life. Lil Uzi Vision? The Big Game ($uper Bowl) Kudos to Sarah Thomas, Halftime show, commercials.

He's Back! It's the return of Rob. We get right back into it with 9 yr. olds getting pepper sprayed by police. Trump crybabies and Fox News hypocrisy. Covid tongue??? 2nd grader expelled from school for?.... No tuna in Subway's tuna subs? No soliciting/ Baby on Board/ take your shoes off signs. Monkey labor and best rapper names. The G.O.A.T. TOM BRADY!!! Rio does it again....ASSVERTISING! Our favorite Bernie memes.

In this episode Rio goes Han Solo again. Where's Waldo? No Where's Rob Oh? We're storming the capitol and talking bigly about the maga crazies. We got fan fights, a chick who's "too hot for bumble". Busses dangling off bridges in NY. Rio dissects a classic 80's hit.

Rio is all by himself on this one . We got New Years resolutions. We got Andy Cohen dropping acid. We got Cyndi Lauper singing her ass off. People who don't text back. Skynet is closer to being online than ever before and one of the great old school debates: Ginger vs. Mary Anne....RIP Dawn Wells.

Who's getting vaccinated? Another COVID victim: Christmas parties. Guys who button to the top. AITA for breaking a pay it forward chain? UK chick getting free MC D's from Uber Eats? Sexual Innuendo in 80's songs compared to today....Rio's brain is Fcking toast! More diversity in commercials....WOO HOO! X-MAS Trees!!!

Rio moves his podcasting studio to his garage and let's just say things didn't go so smoothly. Thanksgiving thoughts and Covid. What's the deal with the former Utah monolith? Franklin from Peanuts getting a raw deal? Fcking McDonalds always trying to culture appropriate. Folks are mad about a commercial......A FCKING COMMERCIAL!!!! Craziest time to be alive example number 4080...Tik Tok Teeth. Fucking, Australia Rob and Rio's ex future retirement spot. Tyson vs. Jones.....snooze. Best and worst nicknames and more observations from the hood.

After a long break the Dicks are back. Talking recounts and lawsuits, poll workers and poll watchers, Million MAGA March and The Penguin (AKA) Rudy Giuliani. University of Miami Law professor cancelled for stupid tweets. Designer masks and we have finally figured out the real reason some folks don't want to wear masks. We got a live F bomb on MSNBC and a perfect reaction to it. Rio gets a physical and the old cough test. (The office was cold!) Sign holders/twirlers on the side of the road. Fast food stuff including the Checkers girl, In N Out in Colorado, 1lb Whopper, and a chick who loves the Popeyes Chicken Sandwich more than Rio. Hood stuff. Help out some kids for Christmas...https://www.facebook.com/myfamm.org/

Election week! Time for pants to be shitten. We got people freezing to death at Trump rallies. Election night snoozefest. Your precious little voter stickers. Rob is fascinated with space. An Oreo dunking set that somehow inspires Rob to create another Random Richards invention. Man falls through sidewalk and it gets much worse for him. (Rio reveals how much of a little bitch he'd be if this happened to him.) Rio finally watches the Tiger King and declares victory. Rob finally watches Breaking Bad (S1). Rio makes the perfect sandwich plate only for it to crash and burn right in front of his eyes.

It's election week and COVID is fighting like Rocky Balboa, it just won't go down. Chicago sisters stab a guy 27 times in Chicago cuz he had the audacity to ask them to put on a mask. Police openly promoting Trump while in uniform. France teacher beheaded for showing depictions of Mohammed. Ride or die Colorado couple refuses to leave home with fatal wildfires impending. (What would Rio do?) Politicizing movies now? (Borat) Rudy Giuliani caught with his hands in his pants. (He who is without sin may cast the 1st stone). Jeffrey Toobin caught red(rocket) handed! Turn the cam off for Christ sake Jeff!!! The snooze button is not your friend. Neither are laugh tracks. Much like our Curb vs. Big Bang we have a Breaking Bad / Walking Dead standoff. VOTE!VOTE!VOTE!

Hunter Biden's laptop mysteriously shows up 2 1/2 weeks before the election....(insert thinking emoji). Dr. Fauci is an idiot....Trump's words not ours. Dr. Atlas gets tweet removed for being an asshole and spreading bullshit. Ukrainian COVID denier / fitness influencer dies of something at the age of 33....wonder what it is. Halloween 2020!!! Wait we got masks, what's the problem? Living in a grocery store, good idea. Getting caught living in a grocery store, bad idea. Just what was that woman up to putting on makeup in the Publix parking lot? Guy finds a box of 8 year old Twinkies in his basement. What does he do with them? Stop ruining your leftover pizza!

We got planned kidnappings. We got Superman Trump with COVID immunity. Thoughts and prayers for everyone and everything! Republicans screwing with the election. African American cop with 3 kills in 5 yrs, no charges, no protests. Boston jogger gets stopped by ICE. What could have possibly sent this Arkansas man over the edge to the point where he murdered someone and got over 100 years? Danny Green got death threats because he missed a shot? Tony Dungy said it's a blessing in disguise that Dak Prescott's ankle was sideways looking back at him. Bill Burrs SNL monologue got some blow back.....why ? No seriously, why? Russ Westbrook's $8,000 tip....yawn, not impressed. These kids don't watch TV and they don't know what they're missing. (It's not the shows). Viral sensation long boarding, cranberry juice drinking, Fleetwood Mac singing Doggface208.

Our thoughts on the presidential debate. BLM = Antifa? Kentucky police major gets cancelled. Shaq and Barkley get crap for perfectly rational takes about the Breona Taylor tragedy. The Road Warriors aka LOD, RIP Animal. Amazon Payment tech and indoor drones. Grand Central Station Mancave - Rob has the perfect defense for the perpetrators. National X Day? We might just try and pay off someone and make a National Random Richards Day.....gonna need a lot of donations for that one. Let's play battle of the wills. Berkeley California bans junk food at the register, Rio does not approve. Breakfast items that need to go. Rob said the smartest thing he's ever said on the podcast. A bonus ice cream hack from Rio that will change your life!

Lots of action and excitement in this one. No not really, just two dummies talking about red states vs. blue states. The White House vs. the CDC. The Notorious RBG. Some dummies knowingly sent their kid to school with COVID. Iowa anit-mask pastor gets it. Gina Carano getting cancelled by the Trans community. Kanye Wests latest antics. Rob's obsession with the change shortage...(just use a debit card already GEEZ!). Price is right using male models. Psychics or Psychos? Fashion garbage and fast food value.

Strap in ladies and gents. After a short layoff the boys get heavy with wildfires, protests, and politics before people. Suckers and losers? Wait let me say that again. Suckers and losers??? No one gets a free pass on R&R, not Tucker Carlson, not Aubrey Huff, not Brian Urlacher. Even fat lovable Andy Reid doesn't get a free pass. We're talking police reform, racial divides and more cancel culture. Funny stuff right? The boys definitely play the hits. Why you got no brothas on the wall Sal? On the lighter side we hit on sports, the new batman, Milana Vayntrub aka the AT&T girl, game shows, and judge shows.

Rio was wrong!(again). Drowsy Rob puts toothpicks in his eyelids to try and stay awake while listening to Rio's bull crap. More trigger happy shooters. White House embracing Qanon? Fox News runs the white house. Mike Milbury gets the door for the rest of the playoffs because the NHL is softer than baby poop. Jurassic Park begins as we now are messing with mosquitoes. Dangers of the Internet?...Recipes! WAP/Cardi B. The new Suicide squad movie should be something else. Marshmallows only Lucky Charms are the indicator of a psychopath.

This episode would have been up sooner, but it was slowed down by the USPS. They also slowed down Yeezy and mad him late to file his candidacy papers. A plague in the year 2020? Whoulda thunk? Celebs ca$hing in on liquor. Screw getting rid of TikTok we need Trump to get rid of their influencer parties. WHERE'S VIRGIL? The Million Dollar Kids need a smack!!! Japanese public toilet innovation, I can see you.....don't go H.A.M. on your ham. Auto brewery syndrome? I'm so wasted bro. Fast food items that have come and gone and for God sake can someone please bring Rio a chili cheese burrito?!

This episode is sponsored by Random Richards Insurance. We do not advertise so we pass the savings on to you....Unless you don't retweet us, re-post us, or basically tell us how awesome we are. In this episode we talk about wacky doctors, wacky anti-maskers, and mask blamers (Louie). Parking lot meetings, NBA jerseys, and where to get nuts. Spoiler alert, do not search for "nuts" using search engines! Rio almost gets a very important appendage sawed off. Shitty pizza and beer. Beef protesters protesting the King. Rio calls for free speech in the courts! Pimple poppers who are probably in Sturgis. The Freedom To Breathe Agency and viral video jerk offs. Did Rob have ANOTHER sandwich eaten?

Masks, masks, and more masks.....with swastikas on them? Wtf is the government doing with unemployment? Rio is doing fatboy cartwheels and somersaults because sports is back!!! Observations of a new Florida resident. Rio's favorite curb episode. The mysterious phenomenon occurring at Rob Oh's job. Somehow his sandwiches keep getting eaten....Rio is not condoning this trend.....not at all.....

More BLM talk but we're talking blue....The race to the vaccine with the Russians and Chinese trying to Mr. Robot us and hack our info. The problems with a federal police force in Oregon. Anti maskers and their newest shenanigans. The coin shortage affects Rob personally. Kanye's SC Rally and subsequent meltdown. Rio wants his Trader Jose's beer and cancel culture will not stop him! The risks of dating during COVID(what's behind the mask?) Rob almost burns down the house and uses an interesting item to put out the flames.

Today the guys discuss the complete backtracking of some GOP governors and their handling of the pandemic. The catholic church needs to use some of that Covid relief money for better bread and wine. Did someone say Outdoor Strip Club? Buckle down folks we got an old fashioned change shortage! Kanye 2020? How about that sweet library in the background for my Zoom meeting. Boycott Goya? Not on our watch. The burger debate continues as we discuss thick burgers vs. thin burgers. Rio admits to what we already knew. He's an idiot.

After an extended break the guys are back and have much to discuss. Is there a new trending Covid mask wave? Why does BLM offend so many? Cancellation of Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, Mrs. Butterworths, Cream of Wheat guy. Rio likes the name Jemima and might name his next little girl Jemima. (Rio is a fcking liar cuz he ain't having no babies). What is the most egregious thing they forget with your food order? Burger wars begin and Rob stands with Wendys while Rio stands with McDonalds. Rio is loving the free Tupperware he's getting with his takeout. Trumpy Bear! The guys create another show invention. Rob Oh reveals what a cocksman he is that he found out about a product that will provide the ladies with apparently much needed relief. Fake mask exempt ID's are a thing apparently. Who is the best Batman? What is your best shower song/guilty pleasure song? Rob may not get got for his money, but he got got for his sandwich.

The Richards take on the protests and their individual differences. The removal of historic items and the possible effects of it. Protests of doctors who are doing their jobs? Rob thinks the grocery stores are scamming you to move that premium merch. Rio has a potty mouth? Hmm....didn't notice. Facebook warriors and the big pile of poop they leave on your FB feed. Rob loves your anger, he eats it up like Cheetos. The Richards do it again! Glory hole masks baby!!! Sexy Time! Get those masks out before you get busy. 80's movies pt.2 (One Liners). Wanna lose some weight and twerk without trying? POWERFIT!!! Worst song ever?

The boys start off with the unavoidable seriousness of the protests and all of the fallout that has come with it. Things do get lighter as we turn into looters and figure out what is the best thing to loot. Grubhub/UberEats/Doordash gouging restaurants with fees and Rob Oh is not happy. Cancelling Wendy's? Rio cannot be bothered with the moral dilemmas of watching/listening to your favorite artists who have done some bad things. Rob Oh is offended by your nipples ladies. Oscillating fans and another genius idea created by Rio. In light of social distancing Rob Oh has a new greeting,.... or two. Rio falls in love with a sign language interpreter.

Riots, Covid masks, Space X. What do they have in common? Nothing, but we talk about em. Ghosts and their dedicated shows. Architects are A-holes. Sex toy sales, and crowd noise apps. Montages and lotto scratch-off guys. Listener submitted Rando. We cover a lot of stuff in this marathon episode so get on the train and enjoy the ride.

Rio sabotages a Mother's Day gift. Costco Guy is a sheep herder? Poor Ruggles, Rio's dog hates his guts. Rob Oh is traumatized by the mesh in swim trunks which leads to the coin purse invention:for your support. Rob Oh is a saint who wishes Covid on nobody? Places of worship are killing off their parishes? Cottonelle the holy grail? If you could afford? Flamingos everywhere!!!?

Rio loses his mind over a local city councilor's birthday party. The government okays death. Tekashi 69 vs. Snoop Dogg. Becoming old curmudgeons who still use DVD's. We take a look back at Uncle Junior Soprano and his appetite for the menu south of the equator.

Covid baby boom? Toilet paper shortage due to production, hoarding, or the millions of missles being fired off at home instead of schools and office buildings? Rio needs support for his boys? Rob Oh eavesdrops on a stranger's risque conversation? School lunches were better way back when? All these questions answered on this episode of Random Richards.

Today's episode gets into more virus talk. The aliens try to anal probe Rio and censor the Pod because they love Mac n Cheese and Smores. We can't seem to locate any R&B groups and we come to find out that little baby Slick Rick was crawling around with a little baby eyepatch on his face.

In this episode we give a better look into our vision of the show, what we learned from episode 1 and what we will do going forward. Virus talk, google spies, snoring, the appropriate amount of time for mourning a spouse and the differing humor of Rob Oh and Rio. Rio's mic and his big audio blunder. Saturday morning cartoons and how Rob has the ultimate plan to never get got.