Not To Be A Bitch, But...

Brooke and Katie are back after a whopping three months to catch up and reminisce on all the things we haven't been able to cover since our hiatus. We discuss our roses and thorns of pop culture this year including Wonka being movie of the year, Taylor and Travis, BTS all being in the army, and the rise and fall of And Just Like That's Che and Miranda. We also discuss Love On the Spectrum US returning for season 2, Zootopia opening in Shanghai, and The 1975 being one of the best concerts ever. For our personal roses and thorns we talk about Erewhon, meeting Mr. Morrow, Brooke's autism diagnosis, and more. For our NTBABBs we talk about Amazon affiliate links and being grateful for not being married. 

Surprise! Brooke and Katie are back and ready to talk about the need to bring back Americana in a wholesome way, Michael Kay's Rome vlog that went just about exactly how we would expect, and Katie's first non-D*sney cruise on Virgin Voyages where she got the news that Jimmy Buffett passed away. We also discuss this year's return of Halloween Horror Nights, people trying to cancel Jimmy Fallon, the Jophie breakup, and V's Layover. For our NTBABBs we talk about rich people who brag about leaving none of their fortune to their children, and people who don't go to HHN to just hang out.

Brooke and Katie are indeed back and discuss THEE Gaylor Super Bowl - Karlie Kloss's attendance at the last LA show of the Eras Tour! We also talk about Taylor's wild Instagram post featuring a “proud” bracelet with a rainbow filter. We talk about Aidan being the best thing that has happened to And Just Like That, and look forward to My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3. Brooke opens up about her recent autism diagnosis at the ripe old age of 29, and we both partake in honesty hour about our mental struggles as of late. For our NTBABBs we talk about people who brag about not drinking coffee and people who think they're special for liking 1989 before Taylor's Version, which is famously one of the most popular albums of all time. 

Brooke and Katie attempt to make it up to all of our lovely little Bitch Butts who have been SO patient with our frequent hiatuses by bringing on a celebrity guest this week! Most of you know Dom Corona as a Disney Fine Artist and father to his dog, Nemo, but few know that he is also a Barb with exceptionally sensitive corneas and our friend of 5+ years. We discuss the iconic circumstances of how we all met, Dom becoming a Barb and meeting Nicki as a straight-presenting man, his evolving list of celebrity crushes, his college program, and more. Of course, we have to throw in a few hot topics that we've missed over these past couple of weeks including Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater, Barbenheimer Cardi B's microphone incident, and of course, the latest happenings on And Just Like That. For our NTBABBs we discuss on call doctors that aren't actually on call, bringing back the joy of going to a chain ice cream parlor, and fan projects at concerts.

Brooke and Katie reunite after a two week hiatus to rapid fire discuss many of the things we haven't gotten to cover during our time off. We talk about our weekend trip to Atlanta for the Twice concert and Brooke's birthday, including visiting the Center for Puppetry Arts, running into Momo and Nayeon at the Georgia Aquarium, and watching graphic sex scenes between Che and Miranda in And Just Like That. We also discuss Seven by Jungkook being raunchier than we ever could've imagined, Ariana Grande's alleged divorce, Gigi Hadid smuggling weed, her ex Zayn on Call Her Daddy, Timothee Chalamet as Willy Wonka, Tokyo Toni's latest antics, and almost meeting Mr. Morrow. For our NTBABBs we talk about people who stop in the middle of the road when they don't know where they're going and people who don't allow themselves to have fun on the Fourth of July.

Brooke and Katie recap Katie's weekend in California, talk about inches on Twitter who think Tiana's Bayou Adventure is going to be failure, and unpack who goes to Pink concerts and how she has been on tour for the last several years consecutively. We also rank what we would most to least want to do out of hiking Mount Everest, going to space, or going to the bottom of the ocean in a submarine. For our NTBABBs we talk about little girls with hot tool styled hair and how themed cars need to make a comeback.

Brooke and Katie give our honest review on Pixar's latest movie, Elemental. We express our excitement and anticipation for the first openly non-binary Disney/Pixar character, Lake Ripple, the annoying people in the theater ruining the experience for us, and discuss what was lacking in the romance between the two main characters. We also go through every Pixar movie up to 2015 and speculate which characters were secretly (or not-so-secretly) on the LGBTQIA+ spectrum. We talk about the most random collaboration in recent history: TxT and the Jonas Brothers! For our NTBABBs we talk about people who make their familial relatives their child's godparents and parents who surprise gift their child concert tickets or a major life event. 

Brooke and Katie finally get to discuss our personal Super Bowl - the Duggar Family docuseries Shiny Happy People! We discuss everything we've learned about the IBLP cult, unfortunate follow ups on some of the commentators that include restraining orders for vicious abuse, unflattering things about the people involved that are conveniently left out of the show, and more. For our NTBABBs we discuss interrupting people to talk to them in the middle of the concert, and being mistaken for a conservative at work.

Brooke and Katie chat about BTS' ten year anniversary and Festa, Mr. Morrow absolutely slaying, and a recap of Katie and Beth's annual birthday bash. We also talk about the Stoney Clover Lane pride collection, Samantha making a cameo in And Just Like That, and Taeyong's Shalala. For our NTBABBs we discuss mayonnaise haters and being attracted to Michael Cera.

Brooke and Katie give our full review and recount our experience seeing The Little Mermaid, but of course we can't stay on topic the whole time! We also talk about the kickoff of Pride month, meeting and seeing celebrities at work, and ranking the live action Disney movies. For our NTBABBs we talk about people who wear Apple watches to weddings and Taylor Swift and Matty Healy being an unprecedented social experiment.

Brooke and Katie recount their trip to Atlanta to see Tomorrow x Together's concert. Aside from the unbelievable talent and big budget production that went into this concert, we also talk about our out of body moments being noticed by our biases and how you can achieve moments like that as well. We can definitely be delusional, but we promise that was NOT the case here! For our NTBABBs we talk about elaborate wedding cakes that are barely edible and the lack of hand holding between parents and children these days.

We talk about Michael's first cruise as an Adler and his brother Dave's trip to an Oklahoma casino. The mask is off literally and figuratively as  we commentate on Michael's uncharacteristically healthy eating choices on the Disney Wish, his harping on how much he hates pretty much everything, and riding the AquaMouse with a mystery child among many other questionable things. We also talk about Dave's return to vlogging on his trip to the world's largest casino where he does no gambling and speaks in an unintelligible country accent. For our NTBABBs we talk about the over-romanticization of Paris and how underrated Farmer Wants A Wife is.

This week Brooke and Katie are VERY excited to welcome Rust Belt native and famous vlogger Vincent (@vincentprologo) to the podcast! We talk about Vincent's experiences at nights one and two of the Nashville leg of the Eras Tour where Taylor announced Speak Now Taylor's Version. We also discuss his world famous review of Roundup Rodeo BBQ in greater detail, including why the Mean Old Potato Salad was so nauseatingly bad and how many people in his party became ill throughout the meal. We also talk about Vincent's recent trip to Universal Hollywood to experience Super Nintendo World and the Secret Life of Pets ride, Katie and Vincent's review of the third Guardians of the Galaxy movie, an update on Taylor Swift and Matty Healy, Vincent's celebrity crushes, and the opening night of the Renaissance Tour. For our NTBABBs we discuss Nashville being a bachelorette party hot spot, aphids, and there being no good authentic Italian food in the greater Orlando area.

Brooke and Katie are alone this week with some good old fashioned girl talk about all the things we haven't gotten to discuss the past couple of weeks. Katie finally gets to relay her experience at the Eras Tour in Tampa, and we discuss the Twitter drama surrounding a particular Disney influencer's attendance of multiple concerts on the tour. We also talk about our girls trip to Clearwater Beach and wonder what the synthetic drugs are made of that are sold in the gift shops there. We react to the And Just Like That season 2 teaser, the breaking and totally believable news of Taylor Swift and Matty Healy *ALLEGEDLY* dating, and the Met Gala. We unpack whether Trace Cyrus is attractive, who our Boygenius biases are, and who we would want to be dressed by for the Met Gala. For our NTBABBs we talk about how more couples should consider having only one child, and how we do not like seeing the voice actors of cartoon characters.

This week Brooke and Katie welcome our sweet friend Jamie Arena onto the podcast! We talk to her about her extensive experience freelancing in the film/TV world, and what it was like for her working on the set of Jersey Shore Family Vacation at the beautiful Margaritaville Resort right in our backyard of Kissimmee, Florida. We also discuss Ryan Gosling as a comedic actor in the Barbie movie, Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell being a boring and already overexposed PR “couple”, who we would love to see in a rom com, and Coachella. In lieu of NTBABBs this week, Katie reads us an Am I The Asshole scenario from which we determine if she indeed is the asshole. 

Brooke and Katie are elated and as shocked as you are to welcome our first STRAIGHT male guests onto the podcast: Evan and Mark! Longtime friends and fellow members of the Kay Brother Army, they join us this week all the way from Los Angeles via Zoom to talk about the objectively more honorable of the Kays. Together we unpack the hypnotic and dissociative series of vlogs chronicling Dave's trip to Hawaii, including the endless wandering through the barren Covid-ridden city streets, impressive avoidance of some of the most beautiful natural landmarks in the world, and his rambling stream of consciousness that narrates the entire experience. We also talk about his music career, superhero characters he conceptualizes and acts out himself, and the interesting dynamic between him and his brother Michael. For our NTBABBs we talk about barbershop quartets, the lack of concert etiquette at the Eras Tour, forced tipping on iPads, and not paying for YouTube premium. *AS ALWAYS, THE CONTENT OF THIS EPISODE IS ALLEGED AND FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.*

Brooke and Katie celebrate Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn's breakup, and discuss the dramatic reactions from Hetlors, Taylor's gay dog whistling, and our speculations on the specifics of Taylor and Phoebe's close friendship. We also talk about the anticipation of undoubtedly running into Kyle Pallo at the Eras Tour, cringe proposals, Paging Mr. Morrow taking over Europe, the unbelievably good Super Mario Bros. Movie, and the concept of having a Little Boyfriend (LBF). For our NTBABBs we talk about food sculptures not making any sense, and couples who only take pictures with each other while on vacation. 

Brooke and Katie react to bisexual icon Jimin being #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 and racist icon Morgan Wallen… not being #1! We also talk about Kelsea Ballerini's *ALLEGED* lesbian relationship and how her situation is looking a little TOO similar to another blonde country gal's we all know and love. We discuss ozempic, Kyle Pallo going to the Eras Tour the same night as Katie, Shayla from Tik Tok, the genius that is the Barbie movie, Stray Kids at Disneyland, and Lana Del Rey and Boygenius' new albums. We also answer a listener's DM and give advice on what to do when you get so high you get scared. For our NTBABBs we wonder where the hell Skylar Astin is in all of this, and ban all Barbie bashers from ever seeing the upcoming movie.

Brooke and Katie have quite the array of topics to discuss this week including Jungkook's Calvin Klein campaign, seeing Kyle Pallo's morning wood against our wills, the updated Lollapalooza lineup, Jimin's solo album FACE superseding expectations and the bullying drama surrounding the attendees of Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. For our NTBABBs we talk about tarot card reading Tik Tok and young people (cough cough SEVENTEEN) getting unnecessary veneers.

Brooke and Katie begin by talking about getting Twice tickets, Lana del Rey and Jimin's upcoming albums, and the Lollapalooza lineup announcement. We also discuss a new Disney vlogger this week: the infamous and unremarkable Kyle Pallo! (Skip to 23:25 for this.) We commentate on Kyle and his girlfriend Casey's experience at the DVC Moonlight Magic event at Epcot, including his obsession with fur characters' asses, his questionable behavior towards his girlfriend, and more! For our NTBABBs we talk about sharing custody of a pet and the Lululemon belt bag craze. To wrap up, we play F*ck Marry Kill with Michael Kay, Dave Kay and Kyle Pallo.

Brooke and Katie give the people what they want, and in honor of the upcoming holiday commentate on Dave Kay's St Patrick's Day in Ireland vlog. We also share the endless, sometimes bone-chilling similarities between Michael Kay and Michael Jackson. We also give a quick recap of all of the Kpop and pop culture news that we didn't get the chance to talk about over the last three weeks, including j-hope's military enlistment announcement, Jimin's upcoming solo album, Face, and the Oscars. For our NTBABBs we discuss there not being enough ugly outfits to make fun of at the Oscars and being happy about the Hailey Bieber hate.

To close out the end of our thrilling trilogy, Katie and Brooke pick up where we left off last week on the cusp of what becomes known as “Michael's Favorite Pandemic”. We discuss how Michael has lived out all Seven Deadly Sins before our very eyes, the restraining order he allegedly filed against one of his immediate family members, and his being a government nepotism baby. We also go over the controversial events leading to his downward spiral, including some questionable face paint, his Bl*e L*ves M*tter shirt, and his alleged DAS use and abuse. We also remember Katie and her dad meeting Michael at the Onward screening, the infamous now deleted Swan Gate fiasco, the cruise vaccination web of lies, the uncovering of Michael's secret engagement, and Michael's alleged legal and channel name change. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you all so much for listening to this series and giving us your feedback! We had so much fun making it and have loved laughing our asses off every week taking this walk down memory lane. :)*THE CONTENT OF THIS SERIES IS ALLEGED AND FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.*

Brooke and Katie continue where we left off last week with Michael and his brother Dave's fateful move to Florida. We cover the events that occur in the months following our favorite brothers becoming Florida Residents, including Dave marketing himself as an off-brand Michael who also makes VMA winning-music videos to original Grammy-winning songs. We also recount our personal real life encounters with the Kay brothers, and reminisce on their extensive dating app activity. For our NTBABBs we talk about people who gift DVC stays to Disney vloggers, the way Michael describes food, and his refusing to show his face in videos. *THE CONTENT OF THIS SERIES IS ALLEGED AND FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.*

For all of our OG listeners, this one's for you! Brooke and Katie begin our second deep dive series by throwing it back to the man we credit for planting the seed of our friendship - fallen from grace Disney YouTuber, Michael Kay! (Now known as JourneyTogether) We met Michael as a beloved self-proclaimed “Disney enthusiast” who charmed the pants off of midwestern cougars with his incredible knack for skin-tight Incredibles cosplay and enthusiasm for bison burgers. In the years since, he has found himself embroiled in accusations of grifting, deception, and Blue Life boot-licking. In this introductory episode we detail the origins of his channel as a bright eyed and bushy chested - I mean - bushy TAILED young man, reflect on our first impressions of Michael as true fans of his, and give a rundown of the motley crew that is his immediate family. We also read imagine POVs we used to write (as a JOKE), recite memorable quotes, and list our favorite vlogs on his channel. For our NTBABBs we discuss Ash Wednesday and Ariana DeBose not capitalizing off of her cringe awards show performance like she should have.*THE CONTENT OF THIS SERIES IS ALLEGED AND FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.*

Brooke and Katie reunite after Katie's seven day voyage on the Disney Fantasy to discuss Pixar Day at Sea, Brooke's 2023 Megan Fox and MGK prediction already coming true, a stunning pitch for the plot of Cars 4 and the announcement of Yoongi aka Suga aka Agust D's unexpected tour. We also talk about Katie finding out her ex was in the Super Bowl while watching the game, Rihanna's polarizing performance, and the disappointing M&Ms commercials. We also discuss “Harry's House” beating Beyonce's “Renaissance” for album of the year, Adele's one stan making an appearance, and what Pixar couple we would cosplay if we had boyfriends. For our NTBABBs we talk about couples who dress up as Carl and Ellie from “Up,” the “You're Welcome” acapella music video that plays on the cruise tvs, and Bradley Cooper being dark sided. 

Katie may be on a cruise this week, but we made sure to still prepare a little TREAT for all of our wonderful listeners! Katie had the opportunity to be a passenger on the polarizing Star Wars Galactic Star Cruiser, and no previous reviews could have prepared her for how life changing her experience would be. Listen to us discuss the wacky food, intense role playing, and personalized interactions that brought Katie to tears. We guarantee you'll find yourself seriously considering spending $5,000 to be trapped for two nights in a building in the Hollywood Studios parking lot! For her NTBABB Katie expresses her disdain for the adults who chose to not party while on the Starcruiser. 

Brooke and Katie talk about Taylor Swift's Gaylor-coded Lavender Haze music video, and all of the shockingly obvious details nodding to her relationship with Karlie Kloss. We also discuss Jungkook's comeback on live, the beautiful queer love story shown on The Last of Us, Austin Butler's Oscar nomination, and TxT's flawless comeback and album. For our NTBABBs we talk about restaurants and food companies that advertise the meat they sell with a picture of the animal it comes from, and cancer the disease and Zodiac sign being the same word.

Brooke and Katie are back from Katie being sick to discuss the Wicked remake, the quayns of Everything Everywhere All At Once sweeping the Oscar nominations, and our newest Disney vlogger obsession, Paging Mr. Morrow. We also recount the roller coaster that was our girls trip to Atlanta to see NCT 127 in concert, including experiencing the gorgeous World of Coca Cola, Katie having all of her jibbitz stolen by a hotel maid, and being inappropriately touched by a gas station mascot. For our NTBABBS we discuss making eye contact with people while eating and positively referring to something as "gas".

Brooke and Katie get ready to see NCT 127, list some white people sayings that we wish we heard more often, and discuss the absolutely stunning Incredibles face characters new to P*xar Day at Sea on D*sney Cruise Line. We also talk about the lore of Tumblr famous Spieling Peter, the Coachella lineup, and do a fun little TMI questionnaire. For our NTBABBs we discuss social media handle decals on cars and J*e Alw*n.

Brooke and Katie recount our memorable New Years Eve that we spent attending a very special private fireworks EVENT at Epc*t complete with a cash bar, people watching, and a run-in that taught us the true meaning of being a good friend. We also discuss being emotional in the new year, imposter syndrome, and realizing how much things are changing. The year of realizing things, if you will! For our NTBABBs we talk about "I'm your mom now" culture and the nasty Tik Tok trend of people telling their parents that their favorite celebrity is dead.

Brooke and Katie share how we celebrated their Christmases and read our updated kpop bias lists. We also discuss our favorite things from this year, including movies, shows, albums, songs, food, drink, and moments from our lives. We also make pop culture predictions for 2023, which for all the lawyers reading this are ALLEGED AND FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY! For our NTBABBs we talk about Kellegend Clarkson being the true queen of Christmas and people who "hate watch" things.

Brooke and Katie kick off our Christmas episode by opening our gifts to each other, talking about getting tickets for NCT 127 in Atlanta, Secret Santa, HOT dating tips, and the Avatar: The Way of Water D*sney Parks Blog premiere EVENT of the century. For our NTBABBs we discuss the concept of a “work mom” and D*sney gingerbread houses leaving something to be desired. We also give our celebrity Aju Nice and Aju Naughty lists.

Brooke and Katie are back after yet ANOTHER hiatus to talk about Jin's heartbreaking final farewell as he leaves for the military, the release of RM's Indigo, and our golf cart breaking down in the middle of Fort Wilderness. We also discuss our respective sailings on the D*sney Wish, the absolutely gorgeous Cars trilogy and the Harry and Meghan Netflix docuseries. For our NTBABBs we discuss sequels that go abroad and Backstreet Boys culture.

Brooke and Katie celebrate the most wonderful time of the year - Spotify Wrapped release day! We discuss our surprising findings and how they compare with our predictions, and how much we love seeing everyone else's. We also reflect on the one year anniversary of us seeing BTS live in concert for the first time, express our disdain for the despicable Great American Family channel trying to take Hallmark's throne, and C*ndace C*meron B*re being a rat. For our NTBABBs we discuss V*ices of L*berty culture and the dire need for a Muppet Show revival.

Brooke and Katie gather for our annual Thanksgiving episode to talk about NCT's Lucas STILL being canceled, Namjoon's Indigo looming on the horizon, Harry and Olivia breaking up, and Bob Chapek being swapped out for Bob Iger. For our NTBABBs we talk about being nostalgic for high school as an adult, black and white French bulldogs being the standard representation of the breed, and the things we're thankful for.

Brooke and Katie are back from yet another hiatus due to travel to discuss Tumblr's possible comeback, Taylor Swift being the Queen of Capitalism, Brooke's Bl*ckpink concert experience, and Namjoon's upcoming album, Indigo. We also talk about our cute little trip to California including being sick, a run to the dispensary, a visit to Harry's House, Disneyland, and most importantly WORLD OF COLOR HOLIDAY! For our NTBABBs we discuss parents dressing their babies in adult clothing styles and ex jump scares.

Brooke and Katie discuss feeling uninspired and burnt out this Halloween season, looking forward to diving into Christmas, and fat shaming animals. We also talk about the lesbian beauty queens who got married after a two-year secret romance, Taylor Swift assembling the most sapphic opening act lineup possible for her Eras Tour, our scarily accurate BTS tarot readings, and Namjoon on the cover of Rolling Stone. For our NTBABBs we discuss memory going downhill with age and straight girls who don't want to date bisexual men.

Brooke and Katie are back after Brooke's second go with Covid in the past 4 months and boy do we have MUCH to discuss! We talk about Niall Horan becoming a judge on the voice, how much we want him to flirt with QUAYN Kellegend Clarkson, BTS confirming their military enlistment, and birth control. Brooke recounts the highlights from her trip to New York to go to BravoCon, we give a rundown on our thoughts on Taylor Swift's new album, Midnights, and the controversy surrounding the fat phobic Anti Hero music video. We also talk about Blackpink's tour looking dismal at best, Jimin all but coming out as bisexual, and pursuing purity. For our NTBABBs we discuss job announcements on social media and people who track who follows and unfollows them on Instagram. 

Brooke and Katie discuss Jimin's chilling birthday live that further proved he and Brooke are meant to be together, middle school choir culture, and all the hot boys in high school turning out to be ugly losers. We also discuss Brooke and NCT being in New York at the same time, BTS' upcoming concert in Busan, and Brad Pitt's children *allegedly* speaking out against his abuse. For our NTBABBs we talk about parents insisting on doing certain things on the weekend that can be done any time and people who refuse to wear Crocs.

Brooke and Katie reunite after missing last week's episode due to Hurricane Ian. We discuss the ways people in central Florida over dramatize hurricanes, Katie's experience being stuck on the Disney Wish during the hurricane, and people who unnecessarily criticized the Wish. We also talk about Bros and Don't Worry Darling being surprisingly good movies, and wonder why Harries are such an awful fanbase. For our NTBABBs we talk about sugar free culture and people who insist on posting what should be Facebook content on Instagram.

After a brief hiatus Brooke and Katie return to discuss Harry's movies flopping while Brendan Fraser slays, Brooke's new house in G*lden O*k, and our dear dear friend B*rkev's weeklong visit to Florida. We talk about the Killers concert, visiting the beautiful Lakeland, FL, the Namkook cupsleebe event, visiting Bass Pro Shop and more! For our NTBABBs we talk about the Quayn of England d wording and D23/J*sh D'Am*ro culture.

Brooke and Katie discuss the Don't Worry Darling cast drama coming to a head at the Venice Film Festival, Taylor Swift gay rumors conveniently hitting the mainstream media as her new album is announced, and rancid gays body shaming Lana del Rey. We also give our rankings of the Seventeen members, Katie shares how she lost her wallet AND phone at the first night of Halloween Horror Nights, and Brooke shares why she thought she was being watched in her Vegas hotel room. For our NTBABBs we discuss not getting Jack Harlow, heat wave culture, and AirPods.

Brooke and Katie reunite after two weeks apart to catch up on Jungkook/Princess Diana's birthday, the proof coming to light that Raini Rodriguez and Ross Lynch hooked up, and our respective trips this psst weekend. Brooke talks about seeing the Killers, gambling, and endless simulations, and Katie talks about her trip to Chromatics/Atlanta.For our NTBABBs we discuss women being shamed for dating  someone only a couple of years ago, and how bad pencil skirts look on everyone.

Brooke and Katie don't have a lot to talk about this week but country girls make do! We talk about getting into Seventeen, and Katie's going back and forth on whether procreating with him would be a good idea. We also talk about Namjoon growing out his hair after seeing his baby girls' long hair edits, and our bad astrological compatibility with Kpop idols. We also talk about Florence Pugh hating Don't Worry Darling and reminding us that Harry eats a woman out in it, and we discuss how much we love Extraordinary Attorney Woo. For our NTBABBs we talk about bodybuilding and people who celebrate their birthdays for a month straight and won't let you hear the end of it.

Brooke and Katie talk about Bl*ckp*nk stans bullying Namjoon online, the interesting fans of a certain Diz Knee vlogger, and Brooke's Y/N experience seeing High School Musical The Musical The Series' Matt Cornett LIVE at Diz Knee Springs. We also discuss our visit to Fort Wilderness and how underrated it is, Joe Jonas soft launching being bi, and we unbox our new Ateez albums. For our NTBABBs we talk about hating Brad Pitt and his fans, and the fact that beans are such an underrated food.

Brooke and Katie reunite after Katie's whirlwind weekend in Chicago. She recounts her Lollapalooza experience including seeing the Bean, running into TxT on the street (not clickbait), the Tito's Lounge, and of course, Hobipalooza. For our NTBABBs we discuss people on BeReal who are anything BUT real, and people who bring bed pillows to the airport.

Brooke and Katie give a roundup of BTS news and wonder how fate will lead us to him. We also talk about Shawn Mendes' tour cancellation and the mysterious circumstances surrounding it, reflect on Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss's *alleged* relationship and its Hollywood tragedy qualities, and parents who suspect you're a lesbian. We also discuss straight male Maya Angelou bottoms, and men who get off on rejecting women in real life and on the Bachelorette. For our NTBABBs we talk about people who comment that someone's Instagram made them “ugly sob” and people whose parents visit them constantly. 

Brooke and Katie discuss the fact that lunch is a lost art and brunch flops, dorky men not knowing how to brand themselves, and Taylor Swift's original hair being a cultural reset. We talk about a dear, dear friend getting too high he got scared, Aeropostale monkey tee culture, and the stories of our first periods. For our NTBABBs we talk about sneakers being falsely marketed as comfortable shoes and grandparents who refuse to just be called grandma or grandpa.

Brooke and Katie reunite to discuss BTS content coming to Disney+, including a Permission To Dance LA concert special that we speculate may be OUR concert. Brooke opens her gorgeous birthday gift from Katie and we talk about the season premiere of The Bachelorette and our KING magician who was tragically sent home. We get the breaking news live on air that Khloe Kardashian is having another baby with Tristan via surrogate, and discuss Lea Michele officially replacing Beanie Feldstein in Funny Girl. For our NTBABBs we talk about "we proudly serve" Starbucks and the cringe "he/she's a ten, but..." trend. 

Brooke and Katie celebrate Brooke's birthday by talking about processed MEAT, horses being woke, and the Holy Land Experience. Katie recounts her showing of Minions: Rise of Gru dramatically coming to a screeching halt, and gives Brooke a tarot card reading on what she should expect for her 28th year of life. For our NTBABBs we talk about Namjoon posting photos with women all of a sudden, and wedding guests posting photos of themselves with wedding hashtags.

Brooke and Katie report late this week from the gorgeous Grand Floridian Villas after a cute little pool day to to recap Katie's cruise and everything she missed while on it. We discuss Taehyung going wild in Paris on a stripper pole with other men, Namjoon taking a page out of our book and podcasting, Jin's shirtless picture and Hobi's raunchy new single, More. We also talk about the serve that is Disney Cruise Line, CPs being misunderstood, and how much we love Austin Butler and hate Tom Hanks. For our NTBABBs we talk shite about Disney villain stans and the Peanuts.