Pillows on the Windows

Cuz all I wanna do, is award some films. I've got a feeling I'm not the only one.

Book club is back! 1Q84! A Clockwork Orange! The Bible???!?!? Timestamps: (01:00) - High School Musical 3 (12:46) - Anne of Green Gables (18:27) - Navalny (29:17) - Prey (35:31) - Resurrection (40:52) - Watcher (43:36) - Tucker Doesn't Talk About Disney (44:24) - Crime Scene Kitchen / Top Chef (53:47) - Better Caul Sall (1:04:05) - E.T. (1:09:53) - Barry Lyndon / Kubrick Talk (1:16:10) - Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown (1:21:19) - Collateral (1:26:49) - All the President's Men (1:29:30) - Beautiful World, Where Are You / Murakami talk (1:45:05) - Upcoming Films

Carly and Tucker take a break from jogging hither and yon to dig in to hot topics like: noisy theater patrons. Timestamps: (00:05) - Carly went to P4k (06:36) - High School Musical 2 (17:55) - Tickled (24:34) - Behind the Candelabra (37:47) - Love Island UK is BACK (40:54) - The Rehearsal (47:35) - The Handmaid's Tale (49:41) - The Disney Talk (59:24) - Kimi (1:02:57) - The Meg / You Should Have Left (1:05:51) - Chocolat (1:09:03) - Fire of Love (1:14:34) - Nope / Tucker diagnoses Carly with a possibly real condition / Tucker goes on an incoherent and rambling rant about how he's an old man (1:32:49) - Four Weddings & a Funeral (1:34:36) - Collateral (1:36:34) - Saving Mr. Banks

Carly and Tucker are here to plumb the S#!%house. Timestamps: (03:20) - High School Musical (15:22) - Thirteen (26:27) - Irma Vep movie + show (39:37) - Black Phone (45:17) - The Jurassic World Duology + Dr Strange and the MOM (51:57) - Stath Lets Flats (55:10) - Spiderhead (59:40) - The Shawshank Redemption (1:02:37) - Crimes of the Future (1:08:21) - The Laundromat (1:10:05) - Stepmom (1:11:50) - Ghostbusters Afterlife (1:14:39) - Cha Cha Real Smooth

Carly is back from Luggage Heck so it must be time to TALK ABOUT FILM. Timestamps: (03:36) - The Mummy (2017) (10:41) - Robocop (16:10) - Three Colors: Red (22:55) - Men (31:30) - Sweet Home Alabama (32:07) - Everything Everywhere All at Once (41:39) - Top Gun Maverick rips (42:40) - Pleasure (48:45) - Ambulance (53:50) - The Lost City (55:26) - Conversations With Friends (1:02:28) - Under the Banner of Heaven (1:02:55) - Deep Water (1:10:05) - Grease (1:11:30) - Red Eye (1:12:20) - But I'm a Cheerleader (1:17:00) - South Park the Movie (1:17:48) - Roadrunner: Anthony Bourdain's Weird AI Movie (1:21:16) - All Light Everywhere (1:21:52) - Casino Royale (1:22:55) - Scooby Doo (1:23:59) - Jurassic World (1:26:30) - You Won't Be Alone

Names are misplaced and gauntlets are thrown on this fairly chaotic episode of Pillows on the Windows, a Movie Podcast. Timestamps: (03:18) - The Basketball Diaries (07:06) - White (15:03) - The Box (26:30) - Inland Empire + David Lynch talk (40:03) - Personal Shopper (49:16) - Deep House (56:31) - Sonic 2 (57:11) - Uncharted (1:00:40) - Beetlejuice (1:05:18) - Monsters Inc (1:06:25) - Under the Banner of Heaven (1:12:00) - American Psycho (1:16:39) - The Parallax View (1:17:31) - The Avengers (1:22:21) - Unsane (1:25:19) - Split (1:30:40) - Power Rangers (1:30:59) - Upcoming Films

Carly and Tucker are back from the Denver Dog Show and ready to talk about...wrestling?????? Timestamps: (03:34) - The Favorite Actor Challenge (20:35) - It's TV time!/Better Caul Sall (25:15) - Under the Banner of Heaven (32:04) - WrestleMania 38 (38:56) - The Northman (43:35) - Petite Maman (49:25) - The Batman (59:05) - We're All Going to the World's Fair (1:03:24) - Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) (1:05:33) - The Adam Project (1:06:37) - Ambu Lance (1:11:55) - The House (1:15:26) - Everything Everywhere All At Once (1:19:36) - The Straight Story At some point at the end we start talking about multiverses, don't worry about it.

Christian and Michael return to talk about more weekend afternoon karate movie flicks. Timestamps: (01:53) - Future Cops (11:27) - Infernal Affairs (22:02) - Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (32:48) - Kung Fu Hustle (50:28) - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (59:43) - Michael sees an anime movie (1:01:09) - The Shawshank Redemption (1:04:27) - Christian supports movie theaters in a bad way New Jersey Tucker appears courtesy of 15.ai

Carly and Tucker are busy deliming their garbage disposals, so Christian and Michael return to flex their fill-in muscles. You know what that means: ASIAN CINEMA AND THEN 10 MINUTES OF MARVEL TALK AT THE END. Timestamps: (05:45) - Drunken Master (19:54) - Hard Boiled (34:13) - In the Mood for Love (47:12) - The Grandmaster Thanos will return in Chapter 2 New Jersey Tucker cameo courtesy of 15.ai

Why don't movies look good anymore? Carly and Tucker investigate, and the answer may surprise you: microplastics. Enough microplastics to fill de Nile! Timestamps: (02:50) - The Oscars! (08:00) - Three Colors: Blue (15:58) - The Hidden Life of Trees (20:52) - The Card Counter (28:45) - Death on the Nile (34:21) - No Exit (38:29) - Fresh (45:07) - Revenge (50:52) - Spiderman: No Way Home (56:17) - Batman v Superman THE ULTIMATE EDITION (58:55) - Infinity War / Endgame (1:01:22) - When Harry Met Sally Rewatch (1:03:21) - Upcoming Films

Carly and Tucker survive algorithm challenges, bike chases, theater shushing, etc. to bring you more scintillating movie discussion (and a lot of Euphoria talk) Timestamps: (00:20) - Carly's Challenge (13:23) - The Deathly Hallows Pt 2 (32:50) - Maps to the Stars (41:38) - Turning Red (55:57) - Carly's Love Island Check-In (57:33) - Fresh (1:02:14) - Vanilla Sky (1:06:20) - X and associated theater horror (1:13:43) - Upgrade (minor spoilers) (1:17:25) - Dark Knight revisit (1:18:52) - The Wailing (1:24:04) - Deep Water (1:28:49) - Flightplan and Carly constructs her own cinematic universe (1:30:50) - The first 3 episodes of Euphoria (1:49:21) - Upcoming Films (2:05:02) - Closing Time

This episode brought to you by anxiety concerning Sam Levinson's creative output. Timestamps: (01:36) - Harry Potter and the Death Hallows Pt 1 (17:45) - Before I Go To Sleep (23:30) - What If (31:33) - Celebrity Interviews/Jennifer's Body (36:05) - Young Adult (40:29) - Drive My Car (51:10) - West Side Story (54:13) - Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin

I know you're just here for the LONG-AWAITED RETURN OF THE UPCOMING FILMS SEGMENT, but Carly and Tucker talk about some oldie-olds as well. Timestamps: (00:08) - Carly's Music Journey (04:59) - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (12:00) - House of Wax (19:35) - To Die For (27:32) - Don't Breathe 2 (30:41) - Martyrs (36:15) - Black Bear (40:46) - Her Smell (45:42) - Freejack (46:27) - Gone Baby Gone (49:34) - Paranormal Activity: Ghost Dimension THE SODIE BLOCK: (54:21) - Kimi (59:37) - Contagion (1:03:40) - Reservoir Dogs (1:06:04) - Jackass Forever (1:10:17) - Arrow movies (Angel, Chopping Mall) (1:14:54) - Mass (1:21:40) - Oscars Can't Be Arsed to Award Awards Anymore (1:30:09) - Upcoming Films

Carly, Michael, and Tucker return one last time to close out 2021 with some awards and the crowning of the 10 Canonical Films of The Year. Timestamps: (02:36) - Best Scene (19:15) - Best Actor (35:27) - The 10 Canonical Films of 2021

Carly and Tucker fill time between Sprocky episodes with highly cerebral discussions of coffee beans, recreating low budget sci fi using AI, and Kathy Phillips' movie ESP. Timestamps: (02:55) - Why aren't expresso beans in other foods? (11:14) - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (19:17) - After Life (32:39) - The Rescue (37:48) - Yellowjackets (46:40) - Doctor Who (50:42) - The Novice (58:14) - Identity (59:22) - TONY SCOTT!!! (1:02:45) - Scream 2022 (1:06:04) - Malignant (1:12:15) - Cure (1:20:07) - Shutter Island (1:24:25) - Parallel Mothers (1:32:39) - The Conversation (1:34:45) - Saving Private Ryan / 1917 (1:38:44) - All Light, Everywhere (1:41:47) - Euphoria Season 2

Sweep your Spencies and grease your Lamb, it's time for Part II of this year's Sprockies! Timestamps: (02:26) - Best Looking (50:28) - Best Late Title Card (54:11) - Most Egregious Use of 4:3 (1:00:18) - Best Soundtrack (1:12:17) - Let's Rank These Movies From Most to Least Prestige Horror (MKIII) (1:51:15) - Best Vibe

Carly, Michael, and Tin Can Tuck join together to give out some movie awards and revisit everyone's favorite year: 2021! Timestamps: (04:01) - Mr. Bruce Presents: Best Animal (19:55) - I Continue To Hate My Family: Worst Family Movie of the Year (29:16) - Best Fashion Item (42:45) - Worst Title (1:00:55) - Theme of 2021 (1:18:06) - Worst Letterboxd Poster (1:37:44) - Best Letterboxd Poster

Carly and Tucker don't HATE any movies this week. They don't HATE these movies. Timestamps: (00:01) - The Goblet of Fire (14:43) - Orlando (21:28) - Lady Macbeth (28:28) - The Tragedy of Macbeth (34:36) - The Matrix Resurrections (42:25) - A Glitch in the Matrix (48:42) - Memoria (54:55) - Spencer (1:04:42) - The Lost Daughter (1:09:50) - Titane (1:17:39) - Goldmember (1:18:32) - Dear Evan Hansen (1:20:08) - Licorice Pizza and the Licorice Pizza poster and broad discussion of PTA (1:25:20) - Benedetta (1:28:54) - Don't Look Up (1:31:52) - Stillwater (1:34:24) - Seaspiracy (1:37:22) - Passing (1:38:46) - Cryptozoo (1:42:53) - What's the Scenario? Cure. Cure is the scenario. (1:47:20) - The Scary on Sixty First (1:50:39) - Silent Night

Carly and Tucker lay down some Film Law one edict at a time. Timestamps: (00:04) - A Merry Secular Christmas to You! (02:55) - Sprockies Bookkeeping (06:09) - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (19:15) - The Ninth Gate (25:48) - The Last Duel (42:50) - Selling Sunset (46:20) - Red Rocket / Scary Movie 3 (56:50) - The French Dispatch (1:03:32) - Drive My Car (1:11:28) - Antlers (1:13:23) - Tick, tick...BOOM! (1:21:04) - The Power of the Dog (1:30:45) - Pretend It's a City

With end of year awards looming, Carly and Tucker return to the studio to blast through a glut of 2021 movies (and some oldies). Timestamps: (00:03) - Carly's Mommy issues (02:20) - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (12:04) - Annette (23:00) - Melancholia / Tubi is cool (37:35) - The Power of the Dog (42:09) - The Night House / Censor (50:40) - Benedetta (56:26) - 1917 (1:01:02) - House of Gucci (1:05:32) - The Beatles: Get Back (1:12:22) - The Matrix / Tucker is apprehensive about the new Matrix (1:20:42) - Dune (1:26:24) - Pig (1:31:24) - The Green Knight (1:39:24) - Army of the Dead (1:42:20) - Fear Street

Carly and Tucker are trapped in a movie opinions factory, so Michael and Christian are here to fill in and talk about obscure Japanese crime dramas/the MCU (again). Timestamps (00:02) - Favorite Pixar Movies (06:33) - A fairly rough segue into Sonatine (29:10) - Zatoichi (48:50) - Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence (1:15:00) - Hit Monkey (1:24:40) - Podcasters talk about the MCU

We blow wide your noses and expectations on this early morning episode of Pillows on the Windows. Timestamps: (00:15) - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (20:00) - Riding in Cars With Boys (32:41) - The Post (46:12) - Spencer (53:43) - An Angel at My Table (58:30) - The Souvenir Cinematic Universe (1:03:50) - All Too Well (1:08:35) - Split (1:12:15) - Silent Era Horror (1:15:11) - The Bling Ring (1:23:50) - Holy Motors (1:31:02) - Gross noises and Oxygen

Carly and Tucker are back from the theatres and ready to talk about reclining seats! Timestamps: (02:57) - War of the Worlds (18:05) - Girlfriends (34:29) - Last Night in Soho (44:34) - Tucker Goes to the Theater/Clifford the Big Red Dog (54:07) - Trick or Treat (57:16) - Escape Room / Escape Room Tournament of Champions (1:03:07) - Good Time (1:05:15) - Ponette (1:08:02) - hashtag horror (1:14:45) - The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1:15:58) - I See You

Carly, Michael, and Tucker moistly rank the Alien movies from best to worst. Moistly. Timestamps: (00:13) - We did it (01:00) - Alien (22:45) - Aliens (36:00) - AlienxAlienxAlien (45:23) - Alien Resurrection (58:14) - Prometheus (1:19:49) - Alien Covenant (1:41:40) - The Ranking + Guest Ranking

Carly and Tucker are back to say "Trick or Treat" except the Trick is that we spoil the ending of Spiral: From the Book of Saw. Timestamps (01:45) - The French Dispatch (11:16) - Dune (19:58) - Talkin' bout trick or treatin' (22:45) - Spiral (26:51) - I See You (30:56) - Halloween Kills (35:51) - Nightmare on Elm Street 2 (40:40) - Escape Room (45:10) - Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar (48:25) - The Worst Person in the World / Carly Bingo (53:44) - Zola (1:00:30) - Cell Phones Have Ruined Movies (1:07:31) - Hell House LLC and the sequel (1:11:09) - Pinocchio (1:15:21) - Netflix by mail in the year of our lord (1:17:26) - The 2021 Barbie Duology (1:18:20) - Miscellaneous movie catch up

With Tucker and Carly gone for a bit, Michael and Christian are here to burp and/or sneeze in your empty screening of Eric Andre's "Bad Trip." Timestamps: (00:34) - Marvel talk (09:10) - Malignant (36:21) - The Last Duel (1:04:12) - Dune (1:47:18) - Arbitrary Ranking of Filum

Carly and Tucker have watched all-ish of the Ghibli movies and they're ready to PUT THE BEST ONE AT THE TOP AND THE WORST ONE AT THE BOTTOM. But there's also plenty of movies to talk about that DON'T involve airplanes! Timestamps: (00:08) - Carly ran a marathon (05:37) - The Ranking Of Ghiblis (1:06:16) - Bratz (1:10:47) - We Need to Do Something (1:16:55) - Titane (1:20:01) - Comfy Movies + Clue (1:24:47) - Bad Trip (1:28:05) - A Quiet Place / A Quiet Place Pt. 2 (1:32:03) - Vivo (1:32:19) - Charlie's Angels (1:33:04) - Cloverfield + Cloverfield Sequels (1:34:58) - Thir13en Ghosts (1:35:34) - Malignant (1:38:20) - Promising Young Woman (1:44:30) - Oh No We Can't Come Up With 10 Good Movies From This Year

We get dusted and busted on this technologically impaired episode of Pillowy Windows. Timestamps: (00:03) - Music Festivals (05:53) - When Marnie Was There (16:39) - Sweeney Todd (25:16) - The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (38:35) - The Night House (43:40) - Tucker Tells His "The Panda" Story (44:50) - Malignant (47:16) - Get Duked (48:46) - Tyger Tyger (50:35) - He's All That (53:11) - Cinderella (54:20) - The Beguiled (59:01) - Rambo + Rambo 2 (1:01:45) - Paw Patrol The Movie (1:04:07) - Sonic the Hedgehog (1:05:19) - Mona Lisa (1:08:26) - Succession (1:10:17) - Mindhunter

2022 looms as Carly and Tucker catch the buzz about theaters and throw free DVDs in the garbage chute. Timestamps: (00:30) - Avatar (01:40) - The Tale of Princess Kaguya (10:00) - D.E.B.S. (23:53) - Koyaanisqatsi (37:31) - Candyman (2021) (43:34) - Fist of the North Star (44:22) - Chargeman Ken (47:37) - Halo Legends (48:31) - The Empty Man (58:38) - Better Days (1:04:37) - The Departed (1:07:22) - Gone Girl (1:15:22) - Closer (1:19:06) - The Suicide Squad

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Carly and Tucker compose film tweets with their mouths. About? Some bad stuff! You know what I'm talking about, you've seen From Up on Poppy Hill. You've seen Orphan. You know what I'm getting at. You've seen Hard Rain, Elle, Mitchells vs the Machines, Old, Green Knight, Prisoners, Zodiac, or the Parent Trap. Yep, we're on the same page.

Your favorite Love Island UK discussion podcast is ready to TUSSLE. It's not all just talk about anglophilian coupling though: we also talk about Timecop, Fatal Attraction, Arrietty, Hacks, I Think You Should Leave S2, the MCU's disastrous 2021, Uncut Gems, Little Women, and that Space Jam sequel that came out that one time.

Should Twitter feeds become movies? Should they keep making Fast and Furious sequels? Is Ponyo the cutest little fishy ever drawn? Could Ethan Hawke play varsity football? Did they both reach for the gun the gun the gun did they both reach for reach for the gun? Is Stand By Me better and/or more American than Independence Day? Is Cruella a well-budgeted movie? These questions discussed but not answered on this very special episode of Pillows on the Windows. Happy 1-year!

Grab your lawn globes and fast forward towards...FILUM! This quantumtastic episode features: Set It Off's wigged-out heists, the imagined dragons of Tales From Earthsea, Buffy the Vampire Slayer's warmed up turkey, Coherence's STUPID glowsticks, Top Gun's buzzy towers, the Brad Pitiless Train to Busan, Interstellar's MURPHs, AI's blue faeries, Whiplash's blue Vs, Luca's gentle letdown, and something about some Werewolf movie Carly watched.

We take a break from giving movies useless star ratings on Letterboxd to talk about the microphone-destroying charms of Howl's Moving Castle, the Big Fishification of Ed Wood, the Howardisian prose of First Man, the new Conjuring and Quiet Place flix, Bo Burnham's strange size scenarios, the primeral fears of Coherence, and Tucker's dark descent into Trekdom. You won't believe whose estrangled father makes an appearance!

We're back on our steel horses after having seen a million faces and rocked them all. Easy boy! Woooah! Sorry, he startles easy. It helps calm him if you talk about The Cat Returns, Michael Mann's Miami Vice, Enough Said, the Alien pre-sequels, The King of Kong, Little Women, and Cruella. But whatever you do, do NOT mention the Popeye movie. It's like the anti-sugar cube.

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We're 2% juiced and ready to talk about movies! We go Gaga for The Neon Demon, sleep through most of My Neighbors the Yamadas, and Sebastian our Belles with Days of the Bagnold Summer. Plus: the scintillating Scrabble tiles of Sneakers, the fairy tale romance of Together, Together, and Man of Steel: good?!? Plus 62 minutes of Ethan Hawke discussion!

Neither vaccines nor mulch can stand in the way of another powerhouse Pillows on the Windows. This week, we talk about feardotcom.com's crazy rooms, Princess Mononoke's scampering wood children, the majestic melodrama of All About My Mother, and the Hollywood Blockbuster that is "Gunda." And Hook!

And the Academy Award for Best Filum Podcast goes to: Pillows on the Windows?!? Oh my gosh thank you thank you. First of all I need to thank Showgirls, I wouldn't be here without that pool scene. I also have to thank Whisper of the Heart: COUNTRY ROOOADS! Haha you know what I'm talking about. And Haxan back home, it's past your bedtime mister ;) Oh jeez they're playing me off ok ok um I want to thank Julie, Julia, The Snyder Cut, The Rental, Son of the Mask, Popstar, The Band Wagon, Ocean's 11, Ocean's 12, Final Fantasy The Spirits Within, and of course Wings! SOUND OF METAL WAS ROB--

Carly and Tucker yet live! We're back and ready to bet some money on Saw spinoffs. Also, we talk about: Moulin Rouge!, Pom Poko, Singing in the Rain, 3 Women, Solaris, Solaris, Project X, Michael Clayton, and Looney Tunes Back in Action.

Carly and Tucker were off dismembering themselves and drinking Japanese garbagecoffee for a week, so MICHAEL AND CHRISTIAN ARE BACK, BABY! Join them on a deep dive into the fisticuffin', bad accentin' genre of filum known as noir.

How to record a classic episode: Eat a bunch of pizza. Fall asleep at 6pm. Wake up 20 minutes before the podcast. Drink bad canned coffee. Talk about Space Jam 2, A Cross the Universe, Clockwatchers, Ocean Waves, Godzilla v King Kong, Animal Crackers, and Popstar. And then destroy Tucker's favorite segment so thoroughly that it can never be recovered.

We celebrate Liar's Day by doing the funniest thing imaginable: talking about movies on a podcast. Said movies include: Porco Rosso, White Noise, Love & Basketball, Synecdoche NY, Sex Lies and Videotape, Kajillionaire, and Annihilation! Some of these movies are hard to list because they have commas in their names! I'VE OMITTED THE COMMAS >:^)

We may not know how phone lines work or how James Cameron wants to die, but we do know how to chat about films. Films like: Only Yesterday, A Serious Man, The Prince of Egypt, Titanic, The Twilight Zone Movie, and Rushmore. Also: another fun rant about aspect ratios!

Do you have a podcast segment you enjoy? Well don't let Carly near it, because she is filled with hate and wants only to destroy. But I'm not bitter! I'm just here to talk about Kiki's Delivery Service, 13 Going on 30, 1408, The Lady Eve, Daisies, The Informant!, Raya and the Last Dragon, Shaun the Sheep, and unfulfilling canned coffee. Note: I had to switch to skype audio near the end so apologies to yr eardrums

In the midnight hour, we talked about movies more, more, more. Including: My Neighbor Totoro, Attack the Block, The World's End, Margaret, Fantasia 2000, Home on the Range, Barb and Star, Saint Maud, and the boring Godzilla movie!

For just $695, you can buy in on this wonderful multimedia podcast experience! Nomadland poop bucket-flavored coffee grounds! Prisoners-style temporary knuckle tattoos! Grave of the Fireflies-branded fruit candies! Twitter updates about I Care a Lot! A replica of the famous desk from Dead Poets Society! All signed by Colin Jost of Tom and Jerry!

Carly and Tucker caffeinate and coordinate to talk about: Castle in the Sky's unassuming pants, Smiley Face's smokable plants, Judas and the Black Messiah's confounding aims, Framing Britney Spears' toxic fames, Malcolm and Marie's good and bad, Mystic River's angry dads, Nightcrawler's seedy lanes, and Dr. Sleeps' bloody stains.

With time at a premium and premiums at an all-time high, Carly and Tucker try to burn through 2 hours worth of podcasting in 70 minutes. That means no funny accent movie description reads, but it still leaves room for: Carly's Sundance abentures, Tucker's Family Video gravepissing, trying to remember which Mission Impossible is which, talking about Constantine without mentioning Peter Stormare somehow, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Frances Lawl, The Little Things, Save Yourselves, and more!

Carly, Michael, and Tucker journey back to 2020 one last time to decide on the 10 Canonical Films/Limited Event Series of the year.