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This episode kicks off with a lively conversation about life amidst a "snow apocalypse" in January 2025. They share about managing family life during extended snow days, including the sheer volume of food consumed by kids at home and the challenges of overflowing trash due to delayed pickups, and the church's response to the extreme snowstorm. In this insightful episode, we explore the often uncomfortable but deeply transformative topic of correction—both receiving it and giving it. Drawing from personal stories, spiritual wisdom, and a little humor (ever heard of "Tupac" pronounced as "Two-Packs"?), we uncover why God's correction is a profound act of love and guidance. Listen as they discuss:


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A fantastic discussion that will top all of the "Is Brock Purdy elite or not?" talks all over the place. Plus, Metlife Stadium has truly been the home of the "Two Packs of A** Bowl this season with AT LEAST five AWFUL games there in 2023. Enjoy the most entertaining NFL review show with the likes of Andrew Jerell Jones with Vince Saiz, Ralph Mentor, Josh B, Mentru, Coach Donte, Lucas Gaynor and Josh McSwag.

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Chris has a South Korean food gnome stealing his snacks at work and is getting too old to eat black bean noodles, Coury won't stop futzing with his camera, the guys revisit Better than Ezra and Semisonic, Chris wants to keep his worlds separate, Coury never goes commando, Chris counsels Coury against hanging up his t-shirts, the guys want to bring back the word “sharp”, Chris has more baseball games coming in the mail and complains that people buy Japanese games on the eShop/PlayStation store without having a Japanese account, according to Coury the eShop is infested with anime porn games, the guys talk about drinking during the show, Chris wants to be the internet librarian of PlayStation demo discs, RGB CRTs aren't worth it anymore, Coury will pay either one of his kids $100 if they can beat Super Mario Bros., Coury doesn't mind blowing morning breath in his wife's face, and the guys discuss the “Crocs” situation. Follow the show on Twitter and Instagram @HeresMyPodcast or send in a question to heresmypodcast@gmail.com #heresmypodcast #HMQFY

Dr. Charles opens the show discussing the historic 1964 Surgeon General's announcement of the dangers of smoking and draws a comparison between the negative impacts of smoking and social media use, specifically as it relates to regulation. He talks about potential paths forward in finding a balance between capitalism and protection. He closes with another quote from a country music song. 

Steph, Tehran & Tatiana break down Chapters 3 & 4 of Our Boys. The investigation continues, tensions are high, the body of Mohammed has been officially identified and the aftermath ensues in the streets. Join us every week as we discuss HBO’s brilliant new drama! An action packed true crime miniseries concerned with the tension and events leading to the outbreak of war in Gaza during the summer of 2014. Tune into the OUR BOYS AFTERBUZZ TV AFTER SHOW PODCAST for news and gossip, character breakdown, plot discussions, special guests and segments! Subscribe and comment to stay up to date on everything related to Our Boys! ABOUT OUR BOYS: Three Jewish teenagers are kidnapped and murdered by Hamas militants in the summer of 2014, leading to the retaliatory killing of 16-year-old Palestinian Muhammad Abu Khdeir and a conflict that forever changes the lives of Jews and Arabs alike. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

A two-year-old smokes two packs a day and mother claims can't stop him. Cannabis lobster update: officials move in. Strip club busted for accepting food stamps for drugs and lap dances. New patron and calls!  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Sarah Piampiano grew up as a nationally ranked runner and ski racer. After college she went to Wall Street, where she worked long hours in investment banking, before discovering triathlon in 2009 on a bet. Almost overnight, went from smoking 2 packs of cigarettes per day to jumping head first into the triathlon world, and at the end of 2011 she left her job in finance and began training and racing full time as a professional long-course triathlete. Since then she's won 3 ironman titles, 6 70.3 titles, been ranked 3rd in the world in Ironman racing in 2016 and 2017 and finished 7th at the Hawaii Ironman in 2015 and 2016. Her goal is to win the Ironman World Championships in Kona.  3:55- What is Mental Toughness to Sarah?4:58- Always finish what you start. You must adjust your goal! 6:35- Sarah’s philosophy on training success. 9:13- How to be the best in the world at what you do.12:45- From investment banker to elite triathlon competitor; Sarah’s Hinge Moment.17:03- Where does the belief to change your entire life come from?18:30- The benefit to putting yourself in stressful situations.20:50- The experience of SUCCESS.23:07- Why it’s important to enjoy the process…25:30- How Sarah deals with lows and negative thoughts in her races.28:05- “I just told myself, she is NOT going to pass me…”; dueling it out even though you’renot feeling great.31:24- You NEED to do THIS if you want to get this most out of yourself. Website Links www.sarahpiampiano.com  @SarahPiampiano  https://sosrehydrate.com/  https://getsom.com/  ENTER MENTALTOUGHNESS for 15% off at SOS Rehydrate ENTER DRROBBBELL at Getsom.com for 15% off.    If you enjoyed this episode, please subscribe and leave a review Dr. Rob Bell drrobbell.com

In today’s episode I cover mom’s smoking of multiple packs a day since she’s 14 years of age, the love we have for our parents and how it is reflected as an adult, loving those with addiction, navigating substance use disorder and Boundaries we need to have in place so we can continue to forge ahead

In today’s episode I cover mom’s smoking of multiple packs a day since she’s 14 years of age, the love we have for our parents and how it is reflected as an adult, loving those with addiction, navigating substance use disorder and Boundaries we need to have in place so we can continue to forge ahead

The werewolves are coming to town, and a war is about to break loose.  Two packs are on a path that'll destroy Eureka Springs if things don't change fast.  My name is Vincent Vangetti. I'm a journalist by day and paranormal investigator by night. Today I bring you the story of A War of Two Packs. Credits here: http://bit.ly/2Fc2DMu

Today's episode features a very special guest: me. Since I'm releasing episodes that contain stories from my live storytelling show, Hammer(ed) Time, and I perform in this show, sometimes these episodes are going to feature—well, me. (By the by, the show, which takes place every other month in LA, has been an LA Weekly pick of the week and is being developed into a video series.) The story I tell here is about how I went from chain-smoking derelict to sanctimonious ex-smoker who only tried to quit smoking in the first place because a guy I liked went to a certain Nicotine Anonymous meeting. (And if you smoke, just know I'm not talking about you!)

Imagine yourself on mile 5 of an Ironman marathon and you feel great. You are on goal pace. "It's all coming together, this is THE race I've been waiting for". Then you look at your heart rate and it's 10 beats higher than what it should be and all of a sudden you don't feel as good and you slow down and your dreams are left to fade away for another day. Sadly, this is common series of events for athletes who rely too heavily, because they have never trained any other way, on that external piece of equipment called the watch. Data is good, heck yes, but detaching from data to get to know thyself proves far more valuable when it comes down to pivotal moments in training and racing. By practicing letting go of the watch in training we create space to develop a skillful awareness of our bodies and minds that lifts the limits that numbers can impose. Again data is good, it helps us get a sense of where we are in our pace and exertion levels but it's not the end all and be all of training. Envision going out for a workout and knowing, without question, your heart rate within a beat, pace within seconds and sustained wattage based on your breath and perceived exertion through heightened body awareness. How might that benefit you in a race when your bike computer fails or your watch battery dies? BJ was introduced to this first hand from our guest today and has relied on it many times when his bike computer has failed and his watch battery has died. In fact, BJ's regular practice is to race without a watch and his times continue to get faster and faster. Lucho came into our lives a decade ago on a plane ride home from Ironman Arizona. He struck up a conversation with BJ and from that moment on he was a changed athlete. Lucho soon became BJ's coach and has remained his mentor for many years. Lucho is an accomplished athlete, he was a very active kid. He ran in high school which led to a scholarship to college which led to a unique twist which led to travels which led to a hurricane which led to his introduction to triathlon. In 2000 Lucho was the top amateur at the Ironman World Championship in Kona, HI and 16th overall. It was after this incredible accomplishment that he turned pro. He's a multi-time course record breaker in the sport of triathlon and ultra running. He utilizes his athletic experiences, especially the crummy ones, to self-reflect and learn so that he can rise back up to the next challenge as a better-equipped athlete and human. He is constantly reinventing himself and most recently he's been hitting the track to see what kind of speed he is capable of at this point in his life. Lucho is so transparent, he's really an open book and I love that about him. We've known him for ten years and even though this is the second time I've met him in person I feel like I've been right by his side through times of joy and otherwise as we've followed his journey through his blog and by listening to him on his Endurance Planet podcast. This conversation is most definitely one to listen to a few times, there is so much gold in here for athletes from the traditional training standpoint but also in the development of self-awareness and mental strength. Thank you so much for your support, we couldn't do it with you all. We have a goal of 100 reviews on Apple Podcast by the end of August so if you enjoy today's show please go and leave a few sentences in support of the YTP. Sit back, unplug and get ready to really plug into an awesome conversation with an accomplished athlete, coach, podcaster, dad, husband, and cake artist.

The series finale of Two Packs is a massive Pack Attack battle royale! Guest Asterios Kokkinos (Something Awful) and host Geoffrey Golden open packs of Zero Heroes and Pukeymon cards, then combine them to make a collectable card game. Who’s the more mighty urinator: Power Baby or Starpee? Will Burple get indigestion from eating the Great Gobbler? Which is uglier: Captain Ugly or the art on the Pukeymon cards? All these important questions might very well be answered on the puketabulous final episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Asterios Kokkinos - https://twitter.com/asterios Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Toys “4” Cheap - http://a.co/fO87EIE Wet Hot American Summer: Fantasy Camp - http://kck.st/2oRCSrK Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Zero Heroes Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/b0qhmufrrwmy98o/e051-zeroheroes-front.jpeg?dl=0 Pukeymon Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/8hmjlsgxbyitf7d/e051-pukeymon-front.jpeg?dl=0 Zero Heroes / Pukeymon Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/odrcuxkr7wt1bd9/e051-zeroheroes-pukeymon-back.jpeg?dl=0 Magic: the Gathering 1 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/7wxnokc6p51vq0l/e051-magicTG-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Magic: the Gathering 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/i8jj95zilj9smb9/e051-magicTG-front-2.jpeg?dl=0

Guest R. Sikoryak (Terms and Conditions graphic novel) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! On this special behind-the-cards episode, Geoffrey interviews Bob about his time at Topps in the 1980s writing gags for Garbage Pail Kids and Toxic High. They discuss how Garbage Pail Kids were made, the now famous indie cartoonists who all relied on Topps for a paycheck at the time, and Bob’s new use of illustrated parodies: to take on Trump. All this on this Adam Bomb-in’ episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! @twopackspodcast @rsikoryak @geoffreygolden Check it out: Terms and Conditions - https://www.drawnandquarterly.com/terms-and-conditions The Unquotable Trump - https://unquotabletrump.tumblr.com/ Garbage Pail Kids Book - http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/garbage-pail-kids_9781419702709/ Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/6iarw1o95w3jhtv/e050-garbagepail-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/5emsfpnl0zjvjbd/e050-garbagepail-back.jpeg?dl=0

Guest Jamie Loftus (Comedy Central) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of lawbreaking trading cards – Wanted By FBI (1993) and True Crime II (1992). While opening the packs, they discuss hot cigarette peddler Joe Doto, computer criminal “slash” murder attempter John Aleshe, and the love of Jamie’s life, Robert Durst. All this on this incarcerated episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! @twopackspodcast @hamburgerphone @geoffreygolden Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/choqxx09t90k1vn/e049-fbi-true-crime-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/wg7ejzedk3j06y2/e049-fbi-true-crime-back.jpeg?dl=0  

Guest Danny Lacy (Crack-Duck) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of ooze-covered cards – Gruesome Greetings (1992) and TMNT 3 (1993). While opening the packs, they discuss why the best Pokemon were the trash Pokemon, how a pig’s butt can launch a woman into space, and why the Ninja Turtles looked more disgusting than usual in their third movie. All this on this gross-out episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! @twopackspodcast @garbageville @geoffreygolden Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: TMNT 3 Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/83b4etz80ykijl7/e048-tmnt3-front.jpeg?dl=0 TMNT 3 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/lmg3xci42uu87u6/e048-tmnt3-back.jpeg?dl=0 Gruesome Greetings Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ex3pov0jpj7o6p9/e048-gruesomegreets-front.jpeg?dl=0 Gruesome Greetings Inside - https://www.dropbox.com/s/uk6c6l05fk0bf21/e048-gruesomegreets-inside1.jpeg?dl=0 Gruesome Greetings Inside 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/tk4sapl5hq0ru2v/e048-gruesomegreets-inside2.jpeg?dl=0  

Guest Grant Pardee (Vice) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of sports-ish cards – American Gladiators (1991) and Comic Ball IV: Comic Bowl (1992). While opening the packs, they discuss how little they remembered about American Gladiators vs. how crazy it was, the perennial sadness of being a Buffalo Bills fan, and the cultural inevitability of Space Jam. All this on this tennis ball shooting episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! @twopackspodcast @grantpa @geoffreygolden   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: American Gladiators Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/f9bkuyaf28cjw1j/e047-american-gladiators-front.jpeg?dl=0 American Gladiators Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/bwxvgj3l60yajnx/e047-american-gladiators-back.jpeg?dl=0 Comic Ball Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/0gwjcyb7k1cjq9w/e047-comicball-front.jpeg?dl=0 Comic Ball Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/bwxvgj3l60yajnx/e047-american-gladiators-back.jpeg?dl=0

Guest Bennie Arthur (Drunk History) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of early 90s SNL cards – Saturday Night Live (1992) and Coneheads: The Movie (1993). While opening the packs, they discuss how America needs Stewart Smalley more than ever, the brilliant decision to make a Coneheads movie 16 years after the characters were popular, plus Bennie and Geoffrey bust out their flawless impressions of Keith Richards and Mick Jagger. All this on this cone-honing episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! @twopackspodcast @benniearthur @geoffreygolden Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/qx32ttjwb9oe8op/e046-snl-coneheads-back.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/qx32ttjwb9oe8op/e046-snl-coneheads-back.jpeg?dl=0

Guest Danielle Radford (Screen Junkies) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of early 90s superhero cards – X-Force (1991) and Plasm (1993). While opening the packs, they discuss casting Sabretooth in a production of Cats, whether “side abs” are a thing, and the ogling of alien dudes’ butts. All on this mechanical limbed episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! @twopackspodcast @danielleradford @geoffreygolden Links to check out: Tights and Fights - http://maximumfun.org/shows/tights-and-fights Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/tdn8xzde0ivczyh/e045-xforce-plasm-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/3z5zdx9tb8yzrjh/e045-xforce-plasm-back.jpeg?dl=0

Guest Julia Prescott (Cartoon Network) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Fox TV cards – Sliders (1997) and Fox Kids Network (1995). While opening the packs, they discuss their high school moneymaking schemes, the worst part of Sliders (Kromaggs) and the best part of Sliders (episodes without Kromaggs), and how early 90s CG was a bad look for a beloved X-Man. All this on this dimension-hopping episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Julia Prescott - https://twitter.com/juliaprescott Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: NerdMelt Lecture Series - https://www.facebook.com/NerdMelt-Lecture-Series-1804893239761136/ Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/q5ro7m16uubz2at/e044-foxkids-sliders-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/jh1cyo5nzafkjif/e044-foxkids-sliders-back.jpg?dl=0 Arthur Pop-Up - https://www.dropbox.com/s/q31foa7htk47x1b/e044-foxkids-popup.jpg?dl=0

Guest Erin Mallory Long (Cracked) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of cool teen cards – Archie Comics Cards (1992) and Beverly Hills 90210 (1991). While opening the packs, they discuss how everyone in Riverdale is constantly ogling Veronica in her bikinis, how the male characters on 90210 are physically indistinguishable, and they try to solve the mystery of what’s up with Jughead. All this on the love triangle that is Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Erin Mallory Long - https://twitter.com/erinmallorylong Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Best of Friends Podcast - https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/best-of-friends-podcast/id952471642 Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Archie Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/6qvtax2nmct98ip/e043-archie-front.jpeg?dl=0 Archie Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/e023ffqqsv2lida/e043-archie-back.jpeg?dl=0 90210 Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ith12dzwrjwhtj9/e043-90210-front.jpeg?dl=0 90210 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ezrp64ih2tvgsqo/e043-90210-back.jpeg?dl=0

Guest Aaron Sparrow (Darkwing Duck Comics) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of looney, toony cards – MAD Magazine (1992) and Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1987). While opening the packs, they discuss the versatility of the word “Booooiiiing!”, how to bring MAD Magazine into this century, and the drop-dead sexiness of shirtless Bob Hoskins. All on “the lighter side” of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Aaron Sparrow - https://twitter.com/Aaron_Sparrow Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Darkwing Duck Comics - http://a.co/854J0o9 Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/nxanrcf1aex2wfj/e042-mad-rogerrabbit-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/4tvqxeqpui0uy6y/e042-mad-rogerrabbit-back.jpeg?dl=0

Guest Ryan Sandoval (Amazon Studios) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Urkel-riffic cards – LAFFS (1991) and Growing Pains (1988). While opening the packs, they discuss why so many sitcom characters get race horses, children so awful you want to punch them in the face, and how Perfect Strangers, Full House and Family Matters take place in the same shared universe. All on this heartwarming episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Ryan Sandoval - https://twitter.com/ryandsandoval Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: The D.A.D.D.Y. Complex - http://a.co/itneoCN   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: LAFFS Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/f1id4nqjtexeu9e/e041-laffs-front.jpeg?dl=0 LAFFS Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/cuncfip2pozumd6/e041-laffs-back.jpeg?dl=0 Growing Pains Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/vlhee93ps87jtzw/e041-growingpains-front.jpeg?dl=0 Growing Pains Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/2occ3m2g934tuik/e041-growingpains-back.jpeg?dl=0

Guest Stephen Perlstein (Cartoon Network’s Wabbit) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of disturbing high school cards – Grossville High (1986) and Toxic High School (1991). While opening the packs, they discuss the most effective ways to bribe a teacher, how Pretty Boy Roy does NOT live up to his nickname, and one trading card wins the yearbook award for “Most Racist.” All on this barely passing episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Stephen Perlstein - https://twitter.com/perlstein Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: You Should Love Wrestling - http://boardwalkaudio.com/youshouldlovewrestling/ Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Grossville Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/d5pvxdd6t6lrbh5/e040-grossville-front.jpeg?dl=0 Grossville Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/3llfuj24vd8wp17/e040-grossville-back.jpeg?dl=0 Toxic Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/utfxvvhi0017ra0/e040-toxic-front.jpeg?dl=0 Toxic Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/kni0xcbls9i89u4/e040-toxic-back.jpeg?dl=0

Guest Jenny Jaffe (Big Hero 6: The Series) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs’ all-holiday special! This week, they open packs of cards loosely themed around December holidays – Gremlins (1984) and Universal Party Monsters (1992). While opening the packs, they discuss the grossness of Gizmo’s screaming mouth, the sausage party that is the Universal Monsters, and the unspoken rule of Mogwai: poke air holes into their containers. All on this gift wrapped episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Jenny Jaffe - @jennyjaffe Geoffrey Golden - @geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Project UROK - http://projecturok.org/ Dream It! Screw It! - http://a.co/41jODfl   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere “Jingle Bells” by juskiddink on FreeSound.org Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/x9td3jzbm9ahy8l/e038-gremlins-party-monsters-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/viubrzp1p6f1es3/e038-gremlins-party-monsters-back.jpeg?dl=0

Guest Hana Michels (Funny or Die) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a pre-historic episode of Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of dino cards – Disney’s Dinosaurs (1991) and Wacko-Saurs (1987). While opening the packs, they discuss Baby Dinosaur’s vacant/menacing expression, uncover absolute worst dinosaur jokes ever written, and they perform a rousing rendition of the Was Not Was classic “Walk the Dinosaur.” All on this T-Rex-cellent episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics – gotta love it! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Hana Michels - https://twitter.com/hanamichels Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Dream It! Screw It! - http://a.co/bUu9oAf   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/rmhxofi31n871tl/e037-dinosaurs-wacko-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/9h13q12322aj9na/e037-dinosaurs-wacko-back.jpeg?dl=0

Guest Gail Golden (“Mrs. Claus” in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade) joins her son (!) Geoffrey Golden for an enchanted episode of Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of fairy tale cards – Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1994) and The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss Pepe the Knockoff Cricket, the attempted murder of Snow White by the dwarfs, and actress Gail’s many roles, including Mrs. Claus, a mischievous skunk, and refrigerator gas. All on this nose-lengthening episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics!   Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Gail Golden - http://gailgoldenactor.com   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/mgizn2121hrzsvv/e036-pinocchio-snow-white-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/e9hkoodx32e8c4c/e036-pinocchio-snow-white-back.jpeg?dl=0

Guest Joey Clift (The Nerdist) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a soapy episode of Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of ABC drama cards – All My Children (1991) and Lost (2006) trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss helicopter prison breaks, the paperwork involved in selling a child, and Geoffrey tries to remember anything about Lost. All on this episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics (and the Dharma Initiative)! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Joey Clift (aka Garfield Official) - https://twitter.com/joeytainment Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: 25 Minutes of Silence Podcast - https://art19.com/shows/25-minutes-of-silence   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/uussr3e80xkyjoa/e035-lost-all-my-children-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/4ndxros2n4mmh91/e035-lost-all-my-children-back.jpg?dl=0

Pack Attack is back baby, yeah! Guest Asterios Kokkinos (Something Awful) and host Geoffrey Golden open packs from the 24 and Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me collectible card games, then make up and play a game combining both cards. Will Austin Powers be-have when teaming with Jack Bauer? Can Fat Bastard successfully put Terrorist Kal Penn into his belly? Will someone throw President Charles Logan a frickin’ bone? All these important questions will be answered on this shagadellic episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics!   Follow us on Twitter! @twopackspodcast @asterios @geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Toys “4” Cheap a.co/fO87EIE   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images:   Card Images: 24 Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/om9uz7bjn4o2pa4/e034-24-front.jpeg?dl=0 24 Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/seoybqjw0u09ihr/e034-24-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Austin Powers Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/bxkxml1woopeddj/e034-austin-powers-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Austin Powers Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/xg1m18dbzlss9nb/e034-austin-powers-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Austin Powers Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/lx5v1qhwn9wl6s5/e034-austin-powers-back.jpeg?dl=0    

Guest Yehudi Mercado (Rocket Salvage) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a spooktacular episode of Two Packs, the trading card comedy show, just in time for the scariest day of the year... Election Day! Live at Los Angeles Comic-Con, they open packs of Fright Flicks (1988) and You Slay Me (1992) trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss whether it's PC to assume all ghouls drive hearses, Jeff Goldblum's grossest role, and whether Freddy Krueger would be a viable presidential candidate. All on this spooktabulous episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Yehudi Mercado - https://twitter.com/ymercado Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Hero Hotel - http://www.herohotelcomic.com Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/tl5ekocyfjodtgi/e033-you-slay-me-fright-flicks-front.jpg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/8b6d3k8er6cbq5u/e033-you-slay-me-fright-flicks-back.jpg?dl=0

Guest Brandon Bird (Astonishing World of Art) joins host Geoffrey Golden for an ape blasting episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Sears Legends (2014) and Congo: the Movie (1995) trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss hippo attacks, Brandon’s cross-country journey immortalizing Sears stores, and the magical Kathleen Kennedy trading card portal. All on this softer sided episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Brandon Bird - https://twitter.com/Brandon_Bird Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Jerry Orbach Memorial Art Car Kickstarter – http://kck.st/2cQDmF5 Brandon Bird’s Artwork - http://www.brandonbird.com/ Dream It! Screw It! – https://amzn.com/1942099126   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/q54hvvqhe10xi7v/e032-sears-congo-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/dapuzkzv743xjwa/e032-sears-congo-back.jpeg?dl=0

Guest Matt Kennedy (Pod Sequentialism) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a super cool greaser episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Saved by the Bell: The College Years (1994) and Happy Days (1998) trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss how Dustin Diamond killed Matt’s opportunity to be on Saved by the Bell, Fonz looking uncomfortable because he’s surrounded by too few women, and they perform the creepiest reading of the back of a trading card ever. All on this time-stopping episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Pod Sequentialism – https://twitter.com/PodSeq Dream It! Screw It! – https://amzn.com/1942099126 Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/0cgq7wrl0eadx4w/e031-saved-bell-happy-days-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/2orfmo60o5wf21w/e031-saved-bell-happy-days-back.jpeg?dl=0

It's a Meltdown Network Crossover! Geoffrey Golden, host of Two Packs a Week, stops by to discuss his indie press endeavor, The Devastator Press, and to bust open two packs of vintage trading cards. Find out which ones, and what happens when your host eats a 35 year old stick of bubble gum on this episode of Pod Sequentialism with Matt Kennedy presented by Meltdown Comics. Geoffrey Golden Two Packs a Week Two Packs a Week – https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Geoffrey Golden – https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1082601040 Google play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0&gclid=CLGw5NHAz88CFVaegQodiEUC3A&gclsrc=ds#/ps/I6fldfsyeqeqqbtpznuijsnlebe   Follow Us Twitter: @PodSeq T-shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/user/meltdownnetwork Produced by Mason Booker Engineered by Mason Booker Theme music “Rumble” provided by www.Bensound.com

Guest Renie Rivas (Mighty Magiswords) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a hair-raising episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Michael Whelan Adventures in Fantasy (1993) and Norfin Trolls (1993) trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss the practicality of wearing a fur bikini in an arctic tundra, the connection between the Troll dolls and the Olsen Twins, and illustrator Michael Whelan's fantastic world of excuses. All on this norfin' episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Renie Rivas - https://twitter.com/renie_rivas Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Dream It! Screw It! – https://amzn.com/1942099126 Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Check out the card images on: http://www.meltcomics.com/blog/category/two-packs-a-week/

Disneyland! Geoffrey Golden (@geoffreygolden from devastatorpress.com and his podcast, Two Packs a Week on iTunes) loves the popular rides of Disney land and world but, also, the ones that didn’t work. Mostly he loves the story on the way TO the rides. His book Dream it! Screw it! is a book of “rejected Disney attractions.” HEH. He’s great. It’s a great ep. Enjoy. WELCOME to year ELEVEN of TDF. Premium eps are taped live and available here: I have an hour comedy special out called “This Will Make An Excellent Horcrux” because my soul is in it. You can download it here:  or get the DVD on my site. You can also get a dork forest tshirt or any of my CDs or DVD at USE THE AMAZON banner when you order your own dorky goodness.  Audio leveling by Patrick Brady  Music is by Mike Ruekberg  Website design by Vilmos:

Guest Jesse Snider (Evil Ernie) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a turtle powered episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie (1990) and animated series (1989) trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss the etiquette for relieving yourself in a sewer lair, whether Shredder would actually eat turtle soup if given the opportunity, and the Secret of the Original Theme Song. All on this nunchuck-wielding episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Jesse Snider - https://twitter.com/tweetjesse Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Blacklight District – http://www.blacklightdistrict.co/ Dream It! Screw It! – https://amzn.com/1942099126   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: TMNT Movie Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/qysgg1u9kwwavnv/e029-tmnt-movie-front.jpeg?dl=0 TMNT Movie Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/luzcqdlcry2mzcu/e029-tmnt-movie-back.jpeg?dl=0 TMNT Series Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/1w6n487oj3xub58/e029-tmnt-series-front.jpeg?dl=0 TMNT Series Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ho5bocdjyy3k74k/e029-tmnt-series-back.jpeg?dl=0

Guests Joshua Heller and Erika Brooks Adickman (2 Jews Talking) join host Geoffrey Golden for a macho macho episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Rock Stars (1979) and Gong Show trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss which Village People member is ‘turned on’ by uggos, a Gong Show contestant who’s melting in (hopefully) chocolate, and they sing the greatest hits of everyone’s favorite rock group The Babys. All on this gong-tastic episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek 2 Jews Talking - https://twitter.com/2JewsTalking Joshua Heller - https://twitter.com/joshuaheller Erika Brooks Adickman - https://twitter.com/thiserikalife Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: 2 Jews Talking – https://t.co/5DabBtWjcH   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Rock Stars Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/n4wiympjdo3xv8c/e028-rock-star-front.jpeg?dl=0 Rock Stars Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/fa9alesor3ggelc/e028-rock-star-back.jpeg?dl=0 Gong Show Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/1ht84pwtqvgmxco/e028-gong-front.jpeg?dl=0 Gong Show Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/h9eg8nixm1lwzb0/e028-gong-back.jpeg?dl=0

Guest Lara Ingraham (Key & Peele) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a mustachioed episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Magnum PI and Buck Rogers trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss why Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds are fundamentally the same, a controversial new method for rehabilitate drug addicts (getting shot into space), and Magnum’s sweaty, shirtless, hairy workout routine. All on this space exploring episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics!   Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Hairapy – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUhV-DNLOuCQ-pYHOlA3nxQ   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Magnum PI Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/uij4icvofhkq5x4/e027-magnum-front.jpeg?dl=0 Magnum PI Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/3jlxky5fnsoiumc/e027-magnum-back.jpeg?dl=0 Buck Rogers Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/lcyi3oucbckkgr8/e027-buck-rogers-front.jpeg?dl=0 Buck Rogers Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/0xo1hxhmvw877t9/e027-buck-rogers-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Buck Rogers Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/nx44ldmg5926oik/e027-buck-rogers-back.jpeg?dl=0 Buck Rogers Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/8fq1kucgbd7fx9t/e027-buck-rogers-back-2.jpeg?dl=0  

Guest Ify Nwadiwe (@Midnight) joins host Geoffrey Golden for an anthropomorphic episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Howard the Duck and Sonic the Hedgehog trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss Howard’s current standing in the furry community, why Dr. Robotnik would go to the trouble of putting woodland critters into robots, and the most important criteria for a step family: do they own a Sega Genesis? All on this ring-hoarding episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Ify Nwadiwe - https://twitter.com/ifysnotfunny Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Loot Crate (Save $3 with the code TPAW3!) - http://lootcrate.com/tpaw3 Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Howard the Duck Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/waqqnz62z19dblr/e026-howard-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Howard the Duck Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/qm8hmosp3yaeoe9/e026-howard-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Howard the Duck Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/l2k3h5oymyz3dr2/e026-howard-back.jpeg?dl=0 Sonic the Hedgehog Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/2fan4gjfnik3l3t/e026-sonic-front.jpeg?dl=0 Sonic the Hedgehog Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/v48j7td5oydn32v/e026-sonic-back.jpeg?dl=0

Guest Madeleine Flores (Adventure Time) joins host Geoffrey Golden for the championship edition of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Street Fighter 2 and Street Fighter: the Movie trading cards. While opening the packs, they’re repulsed at Guile’s constipation face, gawk at Ken mopping up a pool of his own sweat, and – inspired by Vega – figure out the ultimate 1999 AIM screen name. All on this hundred hand slapping episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics!   Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Madeleine Flores - https://twitter.com/heymadeleine Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Madeleine Flores on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heymadeleine/ Loot Crate (Save $3 with the code TPAW3!) - http://lootcrate.com/tpaw3 Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Street Fighter 2 Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/9hxcgaau7qxaelx/e023-SF2-front.jpeg?dl=0 Street Fighter 2 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/f9dludanwuctr2l/e023-SF2-back.jpeg?dl=0 Street Fighter: the Movie Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/385r2oinwabym9a/e023-SF-Movie-front.jpeg?dl=0 Street Fighter: the Movie Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/3chj3tun9la5m2f/e023-SF-Movie-back.jpeg?dl=0

Guests Joan Ford (Nerdist), Mike Levine (The Onion), Erika Iishi (Geek & Sundry), and Roger Barr (i-Mockery) join host Geoffrey Golden in a special episode recorded live at a lovely library several blocks away from San Diego Comic-Con 2016! The FOUR guests open THREE all-star packs – Dinosaurs Attack, Rad Dudes, and Skeleton Warriors – and the show was recorded with TWO different audio devices for ONE audience member. As they open the cards, they guess how much Tim Burton paid for the Dinosaurs Attacks license, the horrifying anatomy of the Rad Dudes, and a tricky hypothetical question involving a future-predicting magical floating skull. All on this oddly recorded episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! T-shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/user/meltdownnetwork Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Joan Ford - https://twitter.com/joanhaleyford Mike Levine - https://twitter.com/bizmichael Erika Iishi - https://twitter.com/samuraierika Roger Barr - https://twitter.com/imockery Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Killing It - https://amzn.com/194209910X All the Feelings - https://amzn.com/1942099088 i-Mockery - http://www.i-mockery.com/ Erika Iishi on Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/erikaishii   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers Logo by Kenny Keil

Two Packs producer Mason Booker and host Geoffrey Golden are busy prepping for their first ever live show at San Diego Comic-Con (Thursday, July 21 at 2 pm @ Neil Morgan Auditorium), but they had just enough time to open a pack of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory cards – not the good one, the Johnny Depp one. While opening the pack, they discuss how gross and infuriating the cards are, plus Mason’s crush on Charlie’s mom. All on this bite-size episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics!   Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Mason Booker - https://twitter.com/AnimeAtticLove Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Anime Attic - https://blogtalkradio.com/animeattic   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Charlie Chocolate Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/lmicgkbz80hfxcr/e023-charlie-chocolate-front.jpeg?dl=0 Charlie Chocolate Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/4ve3rt4h62m6e8i/e023-charlie-chocolate-back.jpeg?dl=0

Pack Attack is Pack a-BACK! It’s an all-new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show: special Pack Attack Edition – Part II: The Reckonizing. Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Asterios Kokkinos (Something Awful) open packs from Magic: the Gathering and Illuminati: New World Order trading card games, then make up and play a game combining both cards. Will the singing pink dinosaur survive a nuclear meltdown? What happens when self-righteous moms team-up with a deadly spore cloud? Can anything stop the all-powerful Bronze Head? All these important questions will be answered on this mana tapping episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! T-shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/user/meltdownnetwork Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Asterios Kokkinos - https://twitter.com/asterios Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: The Enemies of Twenty-Something Mega Man - http://devastatorpress.com/megaman2   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Illuminati Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/nrhpyqlwt0kz7m6/e022-Illuminati-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Illuminati Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/qa1kd0v4lsa5bst/e022-Illuminati-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Magic Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/5g9ypsi6s1c2u1d/e022-MagicTG-front.jpeg?dl=0 Magic and Illuminati Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/3re162dwpei55ps/e022-Magic-Illuminati-back.jpeg?dl=0      

Celebrate ‘murica with a new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Patrick Baker (Regular Show) open packs of Americana and U.S. of Alf trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss Alf finding a secret Red Lobster at the bottom of an Arkansas hot springs, Patrick improvises a sure-to-be Tony Award-winning new rap about Alexander Hamilton, and they find what might be the worst trading card ever opened on the show. All on this patriotic episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! (If you don’t like it, go back to Melmac.) T-shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/user/meltdownnetwork Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Patrick Baker - https://twitter.com/itspatrickbaker Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: The Presidential Dickerbook - https://amzn.com/1942099037 Loot Crate (Save $3 with the code TPAW3!) - http://lootcrate.com/tpaw3   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: U.S. of Alf Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/oygmavhrq71rikv/e021-usalf-front.jpeg?dl=0 U.S. of Alf Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/cljcly9ix69o0on/e021-usalf-back.jpeg?dl=0 Americana Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/1d9eg7ijmdbnl76/e021-americana-front.jpeg?dl=0 Americana Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/afpwhzkclidjt0v/e021-americana-back.jpeg?dl=0

It’s a big fat hairy new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Steven Ray Morris (Geek & Sundry) open packs of Garfield and Perlorian Cats trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss how freakish Garfield’s girlfriend Arlene would look in real life, the kind of people who photograph their cats in elaborate costumes with hyper detailed backdrops, and the ultimate sign of rebellion: a Garfield rub-on tattoo. All on this lasagna-consuming episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Steven Ray Morris - https://twitter.com/StevenRayMorris Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: The Purrrcast - http://thepurrrcast.tumblr.com/ Loot Crate (Save $3 with the code TPAW3!) - http://lootcrate.com/tpaw3   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Garfield Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/n9i7n48oagc5m4z/e020-garfield-front.jpeg?dl=0 Garfield Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/jjmez9opdxohu3i/e020-garfield-back.jpeg?dl=0 Perlorian Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/5ncac9ekdhu2j8o/e020-perlorian-front.jpeg?dl=0 Perlorian Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/c67e3s713iafz76/e020-perlorian-back.jpeg?dl=0

Science RULES, but isn’t fully understood, on all-new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Matt Kirshen (Probably Science) open packs of Bill Nye the Science Guy and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss how sleeping makes no evolutionary sense whatsoever, why Bill Nye encourages children to stick their hands into random moist places, and Matt does a very funny impression of his mom. All on this towel-wearing episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Matt Kirshen - https://twitter.com/mattkirshen Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Probably Science - http://probablyscience.com Hotel Room of the Future - https://youtu.be/WNGv_u2-f7Y Loot Crate (Save $3 with the code TPAW3!) - http://lootcrate.com/tpaw3 Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Hitchhikers Guide Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/z77ql288p2vmfgy/e019-hitchhikers-front.jpeg?dl=0 Hitchhikers Guide Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/8lx0tcifri232q3/e019-hitchhikers-back.jpeg?dl=0 Bill Nye Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/3kiksgrgj17l5ab/e019-billnye-front.jpeg?dl=0 Bill Nye Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/7l0vc2kzgjsqokd/e019-billnye-back.jpeg?dl=0

You heard it through the grapevine: it’s an all-new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Lesley Tsina (Community, Black-ish) open packs of California Raisins World Tour and Wacky Packages sticker cards. While opening the packs, they discuss whether the California Raisins are human sized or raisin sized, the 80s epidemic of children getting blinded by loose stickers, and the Raisins’ problematic stopover in Kenya. All on this world touring episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Lesley Tsina - http://lesleytsina.com/ Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Restart Me Up - https://amzn.com/1942099045 Loot Crate (Save $3 with the code TPAW3!) - http://lootcrate.com/tpaw3   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/prk02b1ft5elutm/e018-raisins-wacky-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/3wwn3c45zxdnh70/e018-raisins-wacky-back.jpeg?dl=0

You are now enlisted in a new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Lee Keeler (The Improv) open packs of Desert Storm and Baseball’s Greatest Gross Outs trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss the Army’s unit sizes (heh heh heh), how ladies love ballplayers with eyes on their tongues, and they encounter the grossest stick of chewing gum ever in the history of this podcast. All on this missile launching episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Lee Keeler - https://twitter.com/leekeeler Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Sad Bastard - http://devastatorpress.com/bastard/ Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Desert Storm Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/5ni77z6ltf9gz5t/e017-desertstorm-front.jpeg?dl=0 Desert Storm Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ty774fil1l6dztj/e017-desertstorm-back.jpeg?dl=0 Baseball Gross Outs Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/isd7crva44viu2z/e017-grossout-front.jpeg?dl=0 Baseball Gross Outs Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/kvyt2e3iogeoay3/e017-grossout-back.jpeg?dl=0  

The police dogs have smelled out a new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Allegra Ringo (Can I Pet Your Dog?) open packs of Bingo: the Movie and All-Star Drug Detecting Dogs trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss incorporating dogs into Dungeons and Dragons, training a dog to detect drugs at parties just for fun, and whether or not you should be able to arrest a dog for drinking and driving. All on this fetch-tastic episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics!   Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Allegra Ringo - https://twitter.com/allegraringo Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Can I Pet Your Dog? - http://www.maximumfun.org/shows/can-i-pet-your-dog   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Bingo Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/9ar65w3yawc47qq/e016-bingo-front.jpeg?dl=0 Bingo Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/qypfo4v5evc69tz/e016-bingo-back.jpeg?dl=0 All-Star Drug Dogs Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/9auzuhgklhs9o2z/e016-drug-dog-front.jpeg?dl=0 All-Star Drug Dogs Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/1rjntg7lffos161/e016-drug-dog-back.jpeg?dl=0

Pack Attack! Pack Attack! PACK ATTACK! It’s an all-new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show: special Pack Attack edition! (Pack Attack!) Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Asterios Kokkinos (Something Awful) open packs of Marvel Overpower and X-Files trading card game, then make up and play a game combining both cards. It’s all the match-ups you’ve been waiting for: Spider-Man vs. Smoking Man. Deadpool vs. the Eurisko Corporation’s murderous super-computer. Colossus throwing an old man injected with alien DNA into a building. Who will win this conspiratorial episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics?   Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Asterios Kokkinos - https://twitter.com/asterios Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: The Enemies of Twenty-Something Mega Man - http://devastatorpress.com/megaman2   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Overpower Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/69nr3is2ipdt6at/e015-overpower-front.jpeg?dl=0 X-Files Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ljzirvmnuw65m9t/e015-xfiles-front.jpeg?dl=0 X-Files Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/1k8342j3e6fitto/e015-xfiles-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Overpower and X-Files Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/rtpy5maas8v1gz9/e015-overpower-xfiles-back.jpeg?dl=0

Second star to the right, straight on until you hear a new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Aristotle Acevedo (Meltcast 3.0) open packs of Comics FutureStars and Hook trading cards. While opening the packs, they try to guess the names of 90s knockoff superheroes, learn that Peter Pan was a total sociopath, and debate whether or not a neon turkey would actually taste good. All on this hellspawned episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics!   Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Aristotle Acevedo - https://twitter.com/aristacos Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Meltcast 3.0 - https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/meltcast-3.0/id959337708 Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Comics FutureStars Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/2sn22dk0fx8j526/e014-futurestars-front.jpeg?dl=0 Comics FutureStars Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/qiu9sbb39wgyawz/e014-futurestars-back.jpeg?dl=0 Hook Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/0vqgq3cvnxnabjp/e014-hook-front.jpeg?dl=0 Hook Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/j4ra0gk4ysnws1w/e014-hook-back.jpeg?dl=0

Equip thyne ears with a new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Zach Ames (The Andrew DeWitt Show) open packs of ancient Dungeons & Dragons and Skeleton Warriors trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss monster chair babies, the evil skeleton who looks exactly like wrestling legend The Ultimate Warrior, and creepy old guys who fleece children in Pokemon tournaments. All on this psionic episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics!   Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Zach Ames - https://twitter.com/zachlunch Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: The Andrew DeWitt Show - https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-andrew-dewitt-show/id731753415   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Skeleton Warriors Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ggdcx9ye0j9qlsk/e013-skeleton-front.jpeg?dl=0 Skeleton Warriors Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/fwpn2um6i9e9757/e013-skeleton-back.jpeg?dl=0 TSR (D&D) Front 1 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/twwdzi4e9upi1ru/e013-tsr-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 TSR (D&D) Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/c3b6ocqb7g9sid7/e013-tsr-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 TSR (D&D) Back 1 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/6piw2wjab7ilsqb/e013-tsr-back-1.jpeg?dl=0 TSR (D&D) Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/tkzmb5vvnsxqx8h/e013-tsr-back-2.jpeg?dl=0

Live from Gotham’s fabulous sewers, it’s a new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Justin Michael (Batman: the Animated Podcast) open packs of prunefaced Dick Tracy and Batman Returns trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss whether mobster Ribs Mocca is comedian Mo Rocca’s father, which is more of a Christmas movie: Batman Returns or Die Hard, and whether these cards were written by a Harlequin romance novelist. Put on your wrist communicators (aka a thing you can buy in the mall now) and listen in, gumshoes! All on this exciting new episode of Two Packs a Week Presented by Meltdown Comics!   Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Justin Michael - https://twitter.com/heyjustin Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Batman: the Animated Podcast - http://apple.co/1GNNvP3   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Dick Tracy Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/stgvtxkoerxdb6q/e012-dicktracy-front.jpeg?dl=0 Dick Tracy Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/p1cws1qa86wtvaa/e012-dicktracy-back.jpeg?dl=0 Batman Returns Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/col8dvovrzx3tw1/e012-batmanreturns-front.jpeg?dl=0 Batman Returns Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/c0ne5ynry3fd2sa/e012-batmanreturns-back.jpeg?dl=0

Card-abunga! It’s a new episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Paige Weldon (The Meltdown) open packs of rad ’n’ mad ’n’ totally terrible Rad Dudes and The Simpsons trading cards from 1990. While opening the packs, they discuss whether “Skate Board Scott” is fat or pregnant, how Bart Simpson somehow acquired his Phd, and why all the Rad Dudes look like heroin-addicted murderers. Don’t have a cow, man. But DO have some CARDS, man. Or as Boogie Boardin’ Bob would say, “Wow…” Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Paige Weldon - https://twitter.com/paigeweldon Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: The Drama Sutra - http://devastatorpress.com/dramasutra Uncomfortable at Best - http://astrecords.bigcartel.com/product/paige-weldon-uncomfortable-at-best-7-vinyl Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: The Simpsons Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/20mw13mig66h09n/e011-simpsons-front.jpeg?dl=0 The Simpsons Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/o8lz4u1wakixc1t/e011-simpsons-back.jpeg?dl=0 Rad Dudes Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/65kr4p9zj8oz75l/e011-raddudes-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Rad Dudes Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/hd58kommezx7b9p/e011-raddudes-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Rad Dudes Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/7ln56eq6pwphnd9/e011-raddudes-back-1.jpeg?dl=0 Rad Dudes Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/1o7ej811izz7oho/e011-raddudes-back-2.jpeg?dl=0

Go Go Power Traders! It’s a new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Amanda Meadows (The Devastator) take a break from finding moon crystals to open packs of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Sailor Moon trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss the Power Rangers monster who got involved with the OJ Simpson trial, scientists demoting Sailor Pluto from her scout status, and whether or not recording this on Valentines Day counts as a romantic date. It’s Morphin Time! Also, it’s time to pull apart these very sticky old trading cards. Yeah! All on this hilarious episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Amanda Meadows - https://twitter.com/amandonium Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: We Don’t Think You’re Racist! - http://devastatorpress.com/racist Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Power Rangers Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/y0r4vyz6tdv5r5k/e010-powerrangers-front.jpeg?dl=0 Power Rangers Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/faeb5c9nquaqjet/e010-powerrangers-back.jpeg?dl=0 Sailor Moon Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/91hfgf2aubtmmo8/e010-sailormoon-front.jpeg?dl=0 Sailor Moon Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/3iijxf6132v15k7/e010-sailormoon-back.jpeg?dl=0 #Meltdown #comics #meltdowncomics #comedy #powerrangers #sailormoon #geoffrey #amanda #episode10 #tradingcards #cards #collectible

Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney WHOA – it’s a new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Alex Firer (The Onion) get flushed down a drain pipe and discover Pee-Wee’s Playhouse and Super Mario Bros.: The Movie trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss the Mario movie’s angry Twitter defenders, how Lawrence Fishbone was tricked into thinking The Matrix was about Pee-Wee Herman, and Alex’s real life “beef” with WTF host Marc Maron. Golly, it’s cuckoo, at the Two Packs Playhouse! All on this crazy episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Alex Firer - https://twitter.com/alexfirer Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Alex Firer (Wordpress) - https://alexfirer.wordpress.com/ The Devastator: Space Epic - http://devastatorpress.com/space/ Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ifaw9rivveacajs/e009-peewee-front.jpeg?dl=0 Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/v6wll7kjoors0m2/e009-peewee-back.jpeg?dl=0 Super Mario Bros.: The Movie Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/2au45er1r4j4chp/e009-mariomovie-front.jpeg?dl=0 Super Mario Bros.: The Movie Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/oah08c8kckktl5e/e009-mariomovie-back.jpeg?dl=0

The year is 2258. The name of the place is Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guests Asterios Kokkinos (Something Awful) and Sangita Rayasam (@ElSangito) take an unexpected, inexplicable journey opening packs of the Babylon 5 Collectable Card Game and Denny’s The Hobbit trading cards. On their valiant quest, they stay at the Captain Sheridan Hotel, dance to dwarf DJ Thorin Oakenshield, and Asterios tells the true story of his lowest point: getting cut-off from “Bowman’s Brew” Hobbit coffee at a Denny’s. We cannot guarantee your safety on this adventure…All on this hilarious episode of Two Packs a Week Presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Sangita Rayasam - https://twitter.com/elsangito Asterios Kokkinos - https://twitter.com/asterios Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: The Enemies of Twenty Something Mega Man - http://devastatorpress.com/megaman Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil (Somehow we forgot to mention that on the show. Wha happened?!) Card Images: Babylon 5 Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/jjdpft2cbhnd3o9/e008-babylon-5-front.jpeg?dl=0 Babylon 5 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ik1ac2p41c6dzgk/e008-babylon-5-back.jpeg?dl=0 Denny’s Hobbit Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/gi0cnh25kvn2p6v/e008-hobbit-front.jpeg?dl=0 Denny’s Hobbit Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/e9uoxhn2pwwaxgh/e008-hobbit-back.jpeg?dl=0 #podcast #twopacksaweek #comedy #meltdown #tradingcards #babylon5 #hobbit #dennys #thehobbit #comics #meltdowncomics

When you’re caught between heaven and hell… listen to the new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Kenny Keil (Mad Magazine) relive the era of gradients and holograms with 90s comics trading cards: Spawn and Valiant Era. As they open these packs, they remember such beloved comics characters as Robot Suit Barbarian, Radioactive Man But Not a Joke, Bikini Angel Warrior, and the lovable Fat Clown. Excelsior– er, rather, Valiant-ior! All on this hilarious episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Kenny Keil - https://twitter.com/kennykeil Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Rhyme Travelers - http://rhymetravelers.talestosuffice.com/ Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil (Somehow we forgot to mention that on the show. Wha happened?!) Card Images: Valiant Era Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ehy4or7t3r0eyhy/e007-valiant-front.jpeg?dl=0 Valiant Era Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/y4azgszk4fxjnyf/e007-valiant-back.jpeg?dl=0 Spawn Front 1 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/iio1n7fr7uigy9q/e007-spawn-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Spawn Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/qyrjn29hubhmui2/e007-spawn-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Spawn Back 1 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/hc2b5m870q54uq5/e007-spawn-back-1.jpeg?dl=0 Spawn Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/z7tjtnm7czzx37r/e007-spawn-back-2.jpeg?dl=0 #podcast #twopacksaweek #geoffreygolden #kennykeil #comics #meltdown #meltdowncomics #episode07 #tradingcards #comedy

Resistance is futile. You must listen to this new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show. Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Robin Higgins (Reductress) ruthlessly rip into packs of Dinosaurs Attack! and Star Trek: The Next Generation trading cards. As they do, they discuss TNG’s bold prediction that in the future, all devices would basically be USB drives, and they debate whether having dinosaurs in real life would be worth the destruction of a few priceless landmarks. Play button… ENGAGE! All on this hilarious episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Robin Higgins - https://twitter.com/robinhiggins Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: The Higgs Weldon - http://thehiggsweldon.com/ Robin Higgins on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzT6dZcqiYYca0YHFR7o0SQ Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Dinosaurs Attack Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/6g98knfdb452z1q/e006-dino-front.jpeg?dl=0 Dinosaurs Attack Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/8f7z6v2dvh4fm40/e006-dino-back.jpeg?dl=0 Star Trek: TNG Front 1 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/8svorcel8o55tqc/e006-TNG-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Star Trek: TNG Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/5leam0fcezjy745/e006-TNG-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Star Trek: TNG Back 1 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/9qa5wspewahxs3u/e006-TNG-back-1.jpeg?dl=0 Star Trek: TNG Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/vd6lub8yxrs01zt/e006-TNG-back-2.jpeg?dl=0 #twopacksaweek #podcast #dinosaurs #TNG #startrek #meltdown #meltdowncomics #geoffreygolden #robinhiggins

Are you ready for the hottest, sexiest, and simultaneously looniest episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show? Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Ian Abramson (The Onion) touch those downs by opening packs of Bench Warmer and Adventures in Toon World trading cards. Along the way, they discuss the least practical way to shower (as demonstrated by one of the Bench Warmer ladies), Wayne Gretzky and Wile E. Coyote’s shared passion for the hip recreational sport of Rocket Blading, and th-th-th-that’s not all folks, because they also talk about systematic oppression! All on this hilarious episode of Two Packs a Week Presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Ian Abramson - https://twitter.com/ianabramson Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Bench Warmers Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/zg0nb3tkckl8icg/e005-bench-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Bench Warmers Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/f47o0imwupy6c9z/e005-bench-back-1.jpeg?dl=0 Toon World Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/epgz1o1wt38vfy0/e005-toonworld-front-1.jpg?dl=0 Toon World Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/efzfkkassraiauz/e005-toonworld-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Toon World Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/qc1k7q31vempl4u/e005-toonworld-back-1.jpg?dl=0 Toon World Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/pc5r3cylx858jq7/e005-toonworld-back-2.jpeg?dl=0

Say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and listen to this episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show, brother. Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Frank Gibson (Bee and Puppycat) don’t need a permit to open packs of WWF Wrestling and Great Guns! trading cards. Along the way, they unload on firearms that look like tiny vinyl record players, put a chokehold on Butch “I’m Not Quite Hulk Hogan” Reed, and for the main event: Frank becomes the first guest to taste the ancient gum inside the pack. (Spoiler Alert: It tastes like death!) Check it!!! Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics!!! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Frank Gibson - https://twitter.com/beckyandfrank Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out… Muscle Temple - http://muscletemple.lol Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Great Guns! Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/x9jikhpkv278x0c/e004-guns-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Great Guns! Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/7tykrcmhzp6y4sd/e004-guns-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Great Guns! Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/zbxgo6gfyse8fs2/e004-guns-back-1.jpg?dl=0 Great Guns! Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/d2wob8vak5up831/e004-guns-back-2.jpeg?dl=0 WWF Wrestling Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ekojepgjuwoi0kw/e004-wwf-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 WWF Wrestling Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/nyou4pb9f8otnc9/e004-wwf-back-1.jpeg?dl=0

Thank you very much for listening to this episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show. Run with our crew, host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Mike Levine (The Onion), as they get all shook up by Elvis and Yo! MTV Raps trading cards. While opening these packs, they discuss whether Elvis named his daughter after his private jet, why Vanilla Ice is the seventh best Ninja Turtles rapper, and find out if Geoffrey and Mike won an all-expense paid trip to watch a live taping of Yo! MTV Raps! (Hint: Get your hopes up!) Now Listen up! To this hilarious episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Mike Levine - https://twitter.com/bizmichael Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out… Oh, the Flesh You Will Eat! - http://devastatorpress.com/ohtheflesh Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Elvis Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/5jpy0lrrj4y9ss1/e003-elvis-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Elvis Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/1wwyyhdndd6pv6h/e003-elvis-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Elvis Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/lesnm6vj7v6pb6z/e003-elvis-back-1.jpeg?dl=0 Elvis Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ebr56iv0wv4gmhm/e003-elvis-back-2.jpeg?dl=0 Yo! MTV Raps Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ui3ixw1a3gpbhe6/e003-yomtv-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Yo! MTV Raps Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/8dxostzur92am5p/e003-yomtv-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Yo! MTV Raps Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/8ycdzdxhxjf07jz/e003-yomtv-back-1.jpeg?dl=0 Yo! MTV Raps Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/raa9v8zl1f2dxsf/e003-yomtv-back-2.jpeg?dl=0

The trail of Reese’s Pieces leads to this episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show. (30 year old references? Ha! I kill me…) Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Joan Ford (UCB Theater) have a close encounter with E.T. and ALF trading cards. While opening these packs, they discuss which part of the male anatomy E.T. looks like (Hint: It’s the penis!), whether it’s racist to say all Melmacians look like ALF, and the unspeakable acts Willie performed to get ALF his fix, all on this hilarious new episode of Two Packs a Week presented by: Meltdown Comics! Card Images: ET Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/mulwrkoc5vky5kg/e002-ET-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 ET & ALF Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/sx5sl1mjsjsa04n/e002-ET-ALF-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 ET Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/8bftrgrad5pho2h/e002-ET-back-1.jpeg?dl=0 ET & ALF Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/nrq20vqsv389iiv/e002-ET-ALF-back-2.jpeg?dl=0 Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out… The Devastator: Space Epic - http://devastatorpress.com/space/ UCB Theatre - https://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/ Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil

TOP SECRET TIP: Listen to this inaugural episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show, and maybe you’ll discover a warp whistle or something? Join host Geoffrey Golden and his special guest Jordan Morris (Jordan Jesse Go!) as they open up Ms. Pac-Man and Nintendo GamePack “rub-off” ( O_O ) trading cards from the 80s. Along the way, they discuss using ancient gum as a prison weapon, the bedroom adventures of Mr. and Ms. Pac-Man, and of course, Mario’s abusive step-father Williams. Card Images: Front https://www.dropbox.com/s/1d1xi21wypoy7g7/e001-NES-PAC-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back https://www.dropbox.com/s/wqu3542u4576lzb/e001-NES-PAC-back.jpeg?dl=0 Follow us all on Twitter! Two Packs a Week https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Jordan Morris https://twitter.com/jordan_morris Geoffrey Golden https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out… Jordan, Jesse, Go! http://www.maximumfun.org/shows/jordan-jesse-go Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil

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