Fake Headlines Podcast

Fake Headlines Podcast 114 : Alligators Don't Look Good in Hats This show has it all: Lizard dentistry, missing fingers, paying it forward, Kevin cuts a wrestling promo and Tiffany sings! ——————————————— THIS WEEK'S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Do You Have What it Takes to be a Lizard Dentist? Five Zebras Roam Freely in Maryland Town as Residents do a Double Take Tenant Asks Landlord to Visit Old Apartment to Search For Missing Finger Starbucks Barista Says 'Pay it Forward' Chain is Actually 'Etremely Annoying' Rowdy Alligator Shuts Down Little League Game Skateboarding Pig Delights Senior Center ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it's where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Get your FREE Mrs. Meyer's set! http://grove.pxf.io/FakeHeadPod ——————————————— SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA https://www.drinkmarkola.com Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian Kitty Box Press is your go to print shop for anything you need printed. Eco friendly hand pulled prints made with lots of love. ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life. PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Fake Headlines Podcast 113 New episode! We recap our visit to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and then dive into a gaggle of absurd news including rescue cats, fussy geese, NAVY weapons, pizza cones and more! ——————————————— THIS WEEK'S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Fussy Goose Steals Breakfast Soup The Navy Invented a Device to Prevent People From Talking Magician Turned Burglar Taunts Police A Cat Led A Rescue Team To An 83-Year-Old Woman Who Had Fallen Down A Ravine Cloud Watching Photo Allegedly Captures a Mysterious Face Pizza Cones Push Out Fried Dough for the #1 Spot of Fair Food Favs ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it's where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Get your FREE Mrs. Meyer's set! http://grove.pxf.io/FakeHeadPod ——————————————— THIRD LOVE  Life is too short for bad bras! Get yourself a Third Love.  It'll change your life.  http://thirdlove.3anx.net/fakeheadpod SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA https://www.drinkmarkola.com Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian Kitty Box Press is your go to print shop for anything you need printed. Eco friendly hand pulled prints made with lots of love. ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life. PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Fake Headlines Podcast 112: Pony Wave New episode! We got Back holes, sniffs, double troubles, and psychological tricks in this weeks news of the absurd! ——————————————— THIS WEEK'S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Solo Sniff's Are Encouraged When You Visit This Punch Inducing Flower Light Detected Behind a Black Hole for the First Time Scheming Twins Cause Havoc in Little Rural Town Man shares psychological trick that will help stop you from overthinking Financial Independence Retire Early Movement Inspires Millennial Retirement Home in Austin Dancer Hired To Jump Out of Cake Delivered to Wrong House ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it's where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Get your FREE Mrs. Meyer's set! http://grove.pxf.io/FakeHeadPod ——————————————— SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA https://www.drinkmarkola.com Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies? Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life. PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Tiffany and Kevin Dillon try to fool each other with three far fetched, totally non-political news headlines! This week we got ancient grains, nude criminals, digital tombstones, Olympic wifi disasters, and what's the deal with Pop-Tarts? They don't pop and they're not tart! Who are these for? Someone who wish pie had less filling and wasn't as tall? Anyway, lots of goofiness in real time as we reveal and discuss this week's headlines: ——————————————— THIS WEEK'S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Last Meal of 2,400-Year-Old Mummified Corpse Revealed in New Study London Man Caught Hanging Out Window Wearing Only a Knit Cap Neighbors Take Action Against “Birdman” After the Great Guano Drop Cemetery Bans Digital Tombstones After Complaints Tokyo Video Store Sees Record Visitors as Olympic Wifi Fails For Two Days Jerry Seinfeld to Direct and Star in a Movie About Pop-Tarts ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it's where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Receive a Mrs. Meyer's Winter Bundle for FREE with your 1st purchase of $30+ http://grove.pxf.io/FakeHeadPod ——————————————— SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA https://www.drinkmarkola.com Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies? Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life. PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Fake Headlines Podcast 110: Telekinetic Perversion Tiffany and Kevin Dillon try to fool each other with three far fetched, totally non-political news headlines. In addition to some weird news we discovered online this week, we also have an exclusive sports report on our trips to see The Toronto Blue Jays and New York Yankees! Also, a deep conversation about animals. ——————————————— THIS WEEK'S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Some Fireflies Can Flash in Unison, and Scientists are Trying to Figure Out How Facial Prosthetic Dating Back to 14th Century Discovered in Turkey Till Moo Do Us Cluck: This South Dakota Sanctuary Specializes in Furry Matrimony Exclusive Hollywood Eatery is a Mobile Tiny House That Seats Two Stonehenge: Did ancient 'machine' move stones from Wales? Nudism Springing Up In Post-COVID World ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it's where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Receive a Mrs. Meyer's Winter Bundle for FREE with your 1st purchase of $30+ http://grove.pxf.io/FakeHeadPod ——————————————— SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA https://www.drinkmarkola.com Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies? Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life. PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Fake Headlines Podcast Ep 109 : I am at a Deficit of Dignity We're back again, like the McRib only with a slightly more erratic schedule and with 100% more USDA Grade A comedy. This week we chat about what's up with that little hiatus of ours along with frightening flamingos, a real clanger of a home, birds looking for a bigger thrill and more! ——————————————— THIS WEEK'S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Welcome To Froggyland, The Croatian Taxidermy Museum That May Soon Come To The U.S. Buzz Around Tokyo's Latest Interactive Tech Wonder: Beeland Flamingos in Southern French Town Keep Locals Hostage in Pink Nightmare House-hunter Stumbles Across Ordinary Looking Home with a Prison in the Basement Scarecrows Get Scarier As Bird Brains Appear To Need Bigger Fright Kindergarten Graduation Ceremony Draws Attention For Valedictorian Speech ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it's where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Receive a Mrs. Meyer's Winter Bundle for FREE with your 1st purchase of $30+ https://grove.pxf.io/c/2515534/909751/8442 ——————————————— SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA https://www.drinkmarkola.com Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies? Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life. PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Fake Headlines Podcast Ep 108 : Street Laxatives We’re back from Spring Break! We had a heck of a time at MTV’s Beach House and are back with fresh topics including Canadian parachutes, vaccine escape rooms, calling in sick for more than a decade, Retirement home goof ups and more! ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Italian Man Accused of Skipping Work for 15 Years Straight Canadian Parachuter Reunited With Shoe After Losing it 28 Years Ago Sorry, No Refunds: $8000 Car Sold on Facebook Marketplace Turned Out to be a Matchbox Pandemic Themed Escape Room in Austria Rewards Customers With Covid Vaccine New East Village Eatery Cooks Everything in Dishwashers and Clothes Dryers A Teenager Says She Accidentally Moved Into An Apartment Complex For Senior Citizens And Is Documenting Her New Life On Tiktok ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Receive a Mrs. Meyer’s Winter Bundle for FREE with your 1st purchase of $30+ https://grove.pxf.io/c/2515534/909751/8442 ——————————————— SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA https://www.drinkmarkola.com Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies? Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life. PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Fake Headlines Podcast #107: Sorry we’re late, my face is broken ——————————————— First of all, we’re fine! We took a mini-break due to various issues we’ve been dealing with, but we’re back celebrating 3 years on the air! Wow! This show has it all- stories about bread in trees, Big Bird robbing banks, psychic mammals, a fightin’ mollusk and more! Special thank you to all our OG listeners and the new ones along the way! We appreciate you and love knowing you’re laughing right along with us. Cheers! ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Can This Dolphin Really Pick Winning Lotto Numbers? Roomba’s Pool Cleaning Robot is Also a Lifeguard Mystery Animal In Tree Turns Out To Be Croissant Police Need Your Help to Find Big Bird Bank Robber Angriest Octopus' Lashes Out at Man on Australia Beach in Viral Clash Field of Windmills: Spinning Out Tall Stories ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Receive a Mrs. Meyer’s Winter Bundle for FREE with your 1st purchase of $30+ https://grove.pxf.io/c/2515534/909751/8442 AUDIBLE TRIAL! ——————————————— This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to www.audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod ——————————————— SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA https://www.drinkmarkola.com ————————————————- Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies? Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life. PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Fake Headlines Podcast 106 After a chill week off from work, The Dillons are back with some funny weird news from around the internet! This week there is Wolf, wide pants, a Cadbury Frog, a quick camp, a psychic chicken & new ways to be a creep on LinkedIn! Gather round Fake Friends, lets laugh awhile, huh? ——————————————— WHAT IS FAKE HEADLINES? ——————————————— Three weird news stories but only one of them is real! Guess along as we try to fake each other out! A weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband and wife comedy duo riffing through the headlines. ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Florida Tree Frog Wins 2021 Cadbury Bunny Tryouts Dick Wolf Teams Up with Hasbro for Law and Order: SV Clue Limited Edition Board Game Hundreds Flock to this Tiny Washington Town to Meet Chicken Psychic LinkedIn Launching Dating Website New Campsite Wants You to Come Play For The Day, But Not Stay Wide-Legged Jeans are Back to Hide a Year of Pandemic Pounds ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Receive a Mrs. Meyer’s Winter Bundle for FREE with your 1st purchase of $30+ https://grove.pxf.io/c/2515534/909751/8442 ——————————————— LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM! ——————————————— Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to www.stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! ——————————————— AUDIBLE TRIAL! ——————————————— This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to www.audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod ——————————————— SMAL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT (https://www.coachingwithkt.com) Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA (Https://www.drinkmarkola.com) ————————————————- Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies? Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life. PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter!(www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod) ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram!(www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook!(www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Tiffany and Kevin are celebrating one year of pandemictry along with all of you! This week they talk space hotels, ear portraits, mix tapes, smart pigs, invasive geese and some cheese with a price tag as shocking as its aroma. So, grab your favorite box of juice, fermented or not, plug in and celebrate with our usual nonsense! ——————————————— WHAT IS FAKE HEADLINES? ——————————————— Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Pigs Can Play Computer Games, Study Shows World’s Stinkiest Cheese Also the Priciest at $482 per pound. Sketch Artist Specializes in Ear Portraits to Solve Crimes Canadian Geese Take Over Abandoned Florida Chuck E Cheese Worlds First Mix Tape Sells At Auction for $175,000 World's First Space Hotel pPlans to Open by 2030 with Rooms and a Bar Overlooking Earth ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Receive a Mrs. Meyer’s Winter Bundle for FREE with your 1st purchase of $30+ https://grove.pxf.io/c/2515534/909751/8442 ——————————————— LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM! ——————————————— Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to www.stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! ——————————————— AUDIBLE TRIAL! ——————————————— This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to www.audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod ——————————————— SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA https://www.drinkmarkola.com ————————————————- Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies? Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life. PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Fake Headlines Podcast #104 Back with a stack of silly stories riffed for your pleasure! Strange coffee creamer, sound proof cubicles, self cleaning undies, erect statues and more! ——————————————— WHAT IS FAKE HEADLINES? ——————————————— Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Are Sound Booths the Cubical of the Future? Man Petitions for Statue to be Erected of Himself Scientists stumble across life that ‘shouldn’t be there,’ 3,000 feet under Antarctica Skip The Coffee Creamer, Yak Butter is the Latest Coffee Condiment Smart Bed Will Rock you To Sleep, Rock You Awake You Can Use This Self-Cleaning Underwear For Months Without Washing ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Receive a Mrs. Meyer’s Winter Bundle for FREE with your 1st purchase of $30+ https://grove.pxf.io/c/2515534/909751/8442 ——————————————— LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM! ——————————————— Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to www.stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! ——————————————— AUDIBLE TRIAL! ——————————————— This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to [www.audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod]() ——————————————— SMAL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT (https://www.coachingwithkt.com) Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA (Https://www.drinkmarkola.com) ————————————————- Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS (Https://www.kittyboxpress.com) ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies? Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter!(www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod) ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram!(www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook!(www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! Https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Fake Headlines Podcast #103: Forceful Listening. Stockholm Listening. The Dillons return after hiatus with a slew of new wacky stories, from Hollywood vandals, to a live action Uno movie! (There is also the prerequisite ghost and pizza talk.) Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Real Estate Brokers Invest in Docked Cruise Ships as Rental Properties Six arrested after changing Hollywood sign to ‘Hollyboob’ Personalized Pillows Keep Your Pet Calm When You’re Not Around Goodwill Pizza Stone Turns Out to be fossilized Jellyfish Would Be Robbers Walk In on Ghost Hunt Live-Action ‘UNO’ Movie in the Works at Mattel Films GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Receive a Mrs. Meyer’s Winter Bundle for FREE with your 1st purchase of $30+ https://grove.pxf.io/c/2515534/909751/8442 LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM! ——————————————————— Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to www.stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! AUDIBLE TRIAL! —————————- This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to [www.audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod]() SMAL BUSINESS PLUGS! COACHING WITH KT (https://www.coachingwithkt.com) Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. MARKOLA (www.drinkmarkola.com) ————————————————- Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! KITTY BOX PRESS (www.kittyboxpress.com) ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies? Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! PS- They designed our logo! SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter!(www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod) ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram!(www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook!(www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Nursing a Holiday Hangover, the Dillons return with an all new week's worth of weird news riffs from around the globe. This week we discuss the world's oldest fruitcake, heavy metal Christmas caroling, toothless family photos, Ghostly Tik Tok orchestras and more! Happy Nothing, 2020! Happy New Year from your favorite weird news team! This Week's Headlines: Archeological Finding Suggest Red Nosed Rudolphs May be Based in Reality German Town Complains Over Heavy Metal Christmas Caroling World’s ‘Oldest’ Fruitcake Still Tastes Good Melissa McCarthy Recalls the Time She Lost Her Two Front Teeth Right Before Holiday Family Photo, so her Grandma Refused to Wear Her Dentures Hospice Helps Make Patient's Wish to See Snow Again Come True Tree Trunk Ghosts of Christmas Past Revived in Tik Tok Orchestra LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM! Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to www.stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! AUDIBLE TRIAL! —————————- This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to [www.audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod] SMAL BUSINESS PLUGS! COACHING WITH KT (Https://www.coachingwithkt.com) Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. SOLEHO SHOES (https://www.solehoshoes.com) Find individuality in fashion! Choose from carefully selected boots, shoes, sneakers and limited apparel to unapologetically shine with bold confidence. REVOLVER RECORDS (www.revolverrecordsinc.com) Our favorite record store is right here in Buffalo: Revolver Records! The largest collection of new and quality vintage vinyl in Western New York! MARKOLA (www.drinkmarkola.com) Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! KITTY BOX PRESS (www.kittyboxpress.com) Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies? Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! PS- They designed our logo! SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter!(www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod) Follow us on Instagram! (www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) Follow us on Facebook!(www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Fake Headlines 101.5- Letters to Santa Old News Special! This week, we combed the archives of the Library of Congress to find Christmas ads and Letters to Santa from yesteryear! What did kids want back in 1906? Well, instead of PS5’s, they wanted oranges, and firecrackers. It’s was a different time. Links to the materials we reviewed this week: The Union Times - South Carolina 12/19/19 https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/data/batches/scu_flopeye_ver01/data/sn93067853/00295861393/1913121901/0715.pdf Bismarck Daily Tribunal Saturday 12/22/1906- North Dakota https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/data/batches/ndhi_cathay_ver01/data/sn85042242/00212478386/1906122201/1382.pdf The Prescott Daily News., December 16, 1916 - Arkansas: https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/data/batches/arhi_hypno_ver02/data/sn90050307/00414212955/1916121601/1391.pdf The Dresden Enterprise- 12/22/16 Tennessee: https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/data/batches/tu_fred_ver01/data/sn89058336/00415621826/1916122201/1001.pdf The North Miss Herald - 12/19/19- Mississippi https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/data/batches/msar_garnet_ver01/data/sn87065497/00383344529/1919121901/0375.pdf The Washington Times- 12/12/16 https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/data/batches/dlc_sierra_ver01/data/sn84026749/100492805/1908121201/0107.pdf LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM! Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to www.stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! AUDIBLE TRIAL! —————————- This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to [www.audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod] SMAL BUSINESS PLUGS! COACHING WITH KT (Https://www.coachingwithkt.com) Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. SOLEHO SHOES (https://www.solehoshoes.com) Find individuality in fashion! Choose from carefully selected boots, shoes, sneakers and limited apparel to unapologetically shine with bold confidence. REVOLVER RECORDS (www.revolverrecordsinc.com) Our favorite record store is right here in Buffalo: Revolver Records! The largest collection of new and quality vintage vinyl in Western New York! MARKOLA (www.drinkmarkola.com) Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! KITTY BOX PRESS (www.kittyboxpress.com) Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies? Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! PS- They designed our logo! SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter!(www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod) Follow us on Instagram!(www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) Follow us on Facebook!(www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Happy Thanksgiving, USA! Its been a real bummer of a year, but still plenty to be thankful for. This week we talk about some very serious news stories, such as DANCE PANTS, Donkey basketball drama, classic video games, and an app that translates your cats meows (Spoiler: They're mocking you!). Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news we find online with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. Then we guess which stories are real. Improvised comedy news! THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: Behold, The World's First Mobile Bowling Alley World Donkey Basketball Finals Stopped Due to Fake Donkey Death of Dining- Cemetery Leases Land For Restaurants to Extend Outdoor Dining This App Translates Cats’ Meows Into Words We Can Understand Listen Up Poindexters, Now Even You Can Bust a Move with Dance Pants! Man Recreates Classic Video Games Using Himself ——————————————— LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM! ——————————————————— Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to www.stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! AUDIBLE TRIAL! —————————- This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to [www.audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod]() PLUGS! COACHING WITH KT (https://www.coachingwithkt.com) ————————————————————- Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. SOLEHO SHOES (https://www.solehoshoes.com) ————————————————————- Find individuality in fashion! Choose from carefully selected boots, shoes, sneakers and limited apparel to unapologetically shine with bold confidence. REVOLVER RECORDS (www.revolverrecordsinc.com) ————————————————————- Our favorite record store is right here in Buffalo: Revolver Records! The largest collection of new and quality vintage vinyl in Western New York! MARKOLA (www.drinkmarkola.com) ————————————————- Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! KITTY BOX PRESS (www.kittyboxpress.com) ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies? Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! PS- They designed our logo! SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! (www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod) ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! (www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! (www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Love Toast Happy 100th Episode!! This week we take it back, way back, to the year 1920! That’s right, Fake Headlines with a twist! We dig way back into the archives and talk hearses, pole sitters, ghost kids, a new cigarette trend, arsonist flappers, & tree antennas! So tune in to your favorite station and journey back with us, it’ll be the bees knees! Here’s to the next 100! Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. Improvised comedy news! THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: Use Growing Trees for Radio Antenna These Flagpole Sitters Couldn’t Stand Each Other But Find Love High in Places New Health Cigarette Made With Hemp No Joke in “Death” When Put in Hearse Speakeasy Arsonist Still at Large, Women Suspected Menacing Kids Haunt Movie Theater ——————————————— LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM! ——————————————————— Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to www.stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! AUDIBLE TRIAL! —————————- This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to [www.audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod]() PLUGS! COACHING WITH KT (https://www.coachingwithkt.com) ————————————————————- Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. SOLEHO SHOES (https://www.solehoshoes.com) ————————————————————- Find individuality in fashion! Choose from carefully selected boots, shoes, sneakers and limited apparel to unapologetically shine with bold confidence. REVOLVER RECORDS (www.revolverrecordsinc.com) ————————————————————- Our favorite record store is right here in Buffalo: Revolver Records! The largest collection of new and quality vintage vinyl in Western New York! MARKOLA (www.drinkmarkola.com) ————————————————- Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! KITTY BOX PRESS (www.kittyboxpress.com) ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies? Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! PS- They designed our logo! SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! (www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod) ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! (www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! (www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Fake Headlines Podcast 99: Deep Sea Dish This week the Dillons chat about pizza, squirrels, cats, granny’s, butts and more pizza! They also discuss weird news headlines they may or may not have made up. And also more pizza. And---Oh yeah, Happy Halloween Fake Friends! Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Retired Home-marker Finds New Career As Zoom Grandma This Is Not A Drill: Coffee Pizza Is Here To Improve Your Morning 1000 Percent World’s First Microrobot to Operate Inside Living Butthole Divers Discover Possible Underwater Vortex This is Nuts! A Stowaway Squirrel Flies First Class Coast to Coast Giant 2,000-year-old cat found etched into desert hillside in Peru LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM! ——————————————————— Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to www.stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! AUDIBLE TRIAL! —————————- This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to [www.audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod]() PLUGS! COACHING WITH KT (Https://www.coachingwithkt.com) ————————————————————- Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. SOLEHO SHOES (https://www.solehoshoes.com) ————————————————————- Find individuality in fashion! Choose from carefully selected boots, shoes, sneakers and limited apparel to unapologetically shine with bold confidence. REVOLVER RECORDS (www.revolverrecordsinc.com) ————————————————————- Our favorite record store is right here in Buffalo: Revolver Records! The largest collection of new and quality vintage vinyl in Western New York! MARKOLA (www.drinkmarkola.com) ————————————————- Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! KITTY BOX PRESS (www.kittyboxpress.com) ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies? Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! PS- They designed our logo! SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter!(www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod) ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram!(www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook!(www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Charity Promotion: Democracy Works: This advertisement is part of a charitable initiative in partnership with Democracy Works. howto.vote · Charity Promotion: BallotReady: The goal of this initiative is to increase voter education and encourage your listeners to get the vote out during the 2020 General Election this November. https://www.ballotready.org/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Fake Headlines Podcast 98: Six Feet Under and Six Feet Apart Happy October Fake Friends! This week Kevin and Tiffany come down off their vacation high to tell you all about their strange Chicago adventures and of course lay down some fresh abnormal headlines. Tune in for chats about edibles in makeup, life saving potatoes, a kid who loves sausage, found loot, hot tires and a ghostly encounter! Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Man Renovating Home Returns $10K Found Hidden in Living Room Woman Inadvertently Saves the Life of a Stranger with a Potato Elderly Couple Recalls Their Otherworldly Museum Tour with a Ghost Heated Tires Make Winter Driving a Breeze Weed Company To Sell Edible Makeup Boy who has eaten nothing but sausages his whole life has been cured LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM! ——————————————————— Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to www.stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! AUDIBLE TRIAL! —————————- This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to www.audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod ***PLUGS!*** SOLEHO SHOES (https://www.solehoshoes.com) ————————————————————- Find individuality in fashion! Choose from carefully selected boots, shoes, sneakers and limited apparel to unapologetically shine with bold confidence. REVOLVER RECORDS (www.revolverrecordsinc.com) ————————————————————- Our favorite record store is right here in Buffalo: Revolver Records! The largest collection of new and quality vintage vinyl in Western New York! MARKOLA (www.drinkmarkola.com) ————————————————- Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! KITTY BOX PRESS (www.kittyboxpress.com) ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies? Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! PS- They designed our logo! SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! (www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod Follow us on Instagram! (www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) Follow us on Facebook! (www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Charity Promotion: Democracy Works: This advertisement is part of a charitable initiative in partnership with Democracy Works. howto.vote · Charity Promotion: BallotReady: The goal of this initiative is to increase voter education and encourage your listeners to get the vote out during the 2020 General Election this November. https://www.ballotready.org/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Fake Headlines Podcast 97 : Differently Dark This week, a 90s pop star gets grungy, Designer hand sanitizer, bomb sniffing rats, Halloween, secret gardens and more! Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: This $250 Bottle of Hand Sanitizer Contains Real Gold Flakes 2020s Hottest Halloween Costumes Revealed Mariah Carey Reveals She Once Recorded an Alternative Album Hero Rat Wins A Top Animal Award For Sniffing Out Land Mines New Homeowners Discover Secret Garden in Underground Tunnel Aqua Boots Challenge You to Feel Like You’re Strutting Around in the Ocean LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM! Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to www.stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! AUDIBLE TRIAL! This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to: www.audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod PLUGS! SOLEHO SHOES https://www.solehoshoes.com Find individuality in fashion! Choose from carefully selected boots, shoes, sneakers and limited apparel to unapologetically shine with bold confidence. REVOLVER RECORDS www.revolverrecordsinc.com Our favorite record store is right here in Buffalo: Revolver Records! The largest collection of new and quality vintage vinyl in Western New York! MARKOLA www.drinkmarkola.com Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! KITTY BOX PRESS www.kittyboxpress.com Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies? Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! PS- They designed our logo! SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod Follow us on Instagram! www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast Follow us on Facebook! www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --------------------------------------- September is National Suicide Prevention Month. All month, mental health advocates, prevention organizations, survivors, allies, and community members unite to promote suicide prevention awareness. If you’re having thoughts of self harm, please, remember, you are loved. It’s okay to talk. Please, reach out. Call 1-800-273-TALK or 1-800-273-8255 Go to www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org or www.seizetheawkward.org for more information on how to get help or how you can help others. Seize the Awkward! https://seizetheawkward.org contains a tips and tools to help have a conversation about mental health when you’re not sure what to say. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Fake Headlines Podcast 96: Packs of Joy This week we have headlines about the Loch Ness Monster, Amish recruits, wild dogs, domesticated llamas, lost Amazon packages, writing letters to future you and more! Also Happy Birthday Tiffany! Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— - You, Me and Llama Makes Three! How this family enjoys life with their domesticated llama - Rare Wild Singing Dogs Are Not Extinct After All - This Warehouse is a Safe Haven for You to Leave Letters to Your Future Self - Tourist makes the seventh Loch Ness Monster sighting so far in 2020 - Amish Set Up Kiosk As More & More Outsiders Interested in Joining - Lost Amazon Package Delivered 17 Years Late LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM! ——————————————————— Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to www.stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! AUDIBLE TRIAL! —————————- This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to www.audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod PLUGS! SOLEHO SHOES (https://www.solehoshoes.com) ————————————————————- Find individuality in fashion! Choose from carefully selected boots, shoes, sneakers and limited apparel to unapologetically shine with bold confidence. REVOLVER RECORDS (www.revolverrecordsinc.com) ————————————————————- Our favorite record store is right here in Buffalo: Revolver Records! The largest collection of new and quality vintage vinyl in Western New York! MARKOLA (www.drinkmarkola.com) ————————————————- Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! KITTY BOX PRESS (www.kittyboxpress.com) ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies? Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! PS- They designed our logo! SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter !(www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod) ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! (www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! (www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) EMAIL US! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Fake Headlines 95: Milky FlowersThis week the Dillons chat about nuclear disasters, Halloween treats, puppy’s breath, a mysterious safe, rocket man, and the Hindenburg breaks Kevin.Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up news headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.THIS WEEK’S NEWS HEADLINES:———————————————- Collectible Halloween S’More Packs to be Released by Hershey- New Fragrance Promises to Deliver the Sweet, Mythical Essence of Puppy’s Breath- Highfalutin Bunny to be the First Rabbit to Hop onto the Cover of Vogue- Strange Animal Tracks Located Near Fukushima Nuclear Disaster Site - Mysterious giant safe appears in farmer’s field in upstate NY- Flying JetPack Man Rescued By Hot Air Balloon LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM!———————————————————Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to www.stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINESListen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!AUDIBLE TRIAL! —————————-This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to [www.audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod]()PLUGS!SOLEHO SHOES(https://www.solehoshoes.com)————————————————————-Find individuality in fashion! Choose from carefully selected boots, shoes, sneakers and limited apparel to unapologetically shine with bold confidence.REVOLVER RECORDS(www.revolverrecordsinc.com)————————————————————-Our favorite record store is right here in Buffalo: Revolver Records! The largest collection of new and quality vintage vinyl in Western New York!MARKOLA (www.drinkmarkola.com)————————————————-Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! KITTY BOX PRESS(www.kittyboxpress.com)—————————————————Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press!PS- They designed our logo! SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter!(www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod)—————————————————Follow us on Instagram!(www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) ————————————————-Follow us on Facebook!(www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast)EMAIL US!FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.comVISIT OUR WEBSITE! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.comFake Headlines, Real Laughs!

This week Kevin and Tiffany cover all the fun summer activities you could imagine in this episode, so you don't have to! Falling asleep in one country and waking up in another? Yes! The finest booties you could imagine? You bet! And what about 30 year old booze?? Of course! They also chat about fun new trending summer hobbies, like; flying kites, making stuff out of baby teeth and getting fired on the toilet! Fake Headlines 94: She Had No Air To GaspThis week Kevin and Tiffany cover all the fun summer activities you could imagine in this episode, so you don't have to! Falling asleep in one country and waking up in another? Yes! The finest booties you could imagine? You bet! And what about 30 year old booze?? Of course! They also chat about fun new trending summer hobbies, like; flying kites, making stuff out of baby teeth and getting fired on the toilet! Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:———————————————1. Battle of the Bums: Museums Compete Over Best Artistic Behinds2. This Year’s National Kite Flying Competition Gets Creative 3. Texan Artist Specializes in Making Unique Baby Tooth Keepsakes4. Couple Fall Asleep on Inflatable Pink Flamingo in Greece, Wake Up In Turkey 5. Man Fired By Zoom Was Sitting On Toilet The Entire Time 6. A Stash Of Beer And Gum That Dates Back To The 1980S Was Discovered Hidden Behind The Shelves Of A Washington LibraryLISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM!———————————————————Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to www.stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINESListen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!AUDIBLE TRIAL! —————————-This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to [www.audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod]()PLUGS!SOLEHO SHOES(https://www.solehoshoes.com)————————————————————-Find individuality in fashion! Choose from carefully selected boots, shoes, sneakers and limited apparel to unapologetically shine with bold confidence.REVOLVER RECORDS(www.revolverrecordsinc.com)————————————————————-Our favorite record store is right here in Buffalo: Revolver Records! The largest collection of new and quality vintage vinyl in Western New York!MARKOLA (www.drinkmarkola.com)————————————————-Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! KITTY BOX PRESS(www.kittyboxpress.com)—————————————————Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press!PS- They designed our logo! SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter!(www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod)—————————————————Follow us on Instagram!(www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) ————————————————-Follow us on Facebook!(www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast)EMAIL US!FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.comVISIT OUR WEBSITE! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com

Fake Headlines 93: It’s All About Assumptions This week’s headlines include stories about spiders causing accidents, Instagram famous grandparents, fake eggs that look real, interactive gas pumps, juggling gone wild and a mysterious dumpster bandit! Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:———————————————- Beyond Meat Beyond- Company Lays First Eggless Egg - New Gas Pump Terminals Will Allow For Quick Phone Connections and Payments - Spider Blamed For Car Hitting Boat - Will Juggle for Food! Performer Will Juggle Anything Three Food Items Provided for Your Entertainment - Taiwanese Laundry-Modelling Grandparents are Surprise Instagram Hit- Tiny Dumpster Bandit Rescued and Adopted by Indiana FiremenLISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM!———————————————————Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINESListen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!AUDIBLE TRIAL! —————————-This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to [audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod]()PLUGS!SOLEHO SHOES(https://www.solehoshoes.com)————————————————————-Find individuality in fashion! Choose from carefully selected boots, shoes, sneakers and limited apparel to unapologetically shine with bold confidence.REVOLVER RECORDS(www.revolverrecordsinc.com)————————————————————-Our favorite record store is right here in Buffalo: Revolver Records! The largest collection of new and quality vintage vinyl in Western New York!MARKOLA (www.drinkmarkola.com)————————————————-Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! KITTY BOX PRESS(www.kittyboxpress.com)—————————————————Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press!PS- They designed our logo! SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter!(twitter.com/fakeheadpod)—————————————————Follow us on Instagram!(instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) ————————————————-Follow us on Facebook!(Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast)EMAIL US!FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.comVISIT OUR WEBSITE! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com

This week we chat about a rollercoaster you’re not allowed to make noise on, how songs stick with you, locker pants, bad sunburns, bad bunnies, the Oregon Trail and more including how Dippin’ Dots was not indeed the ice cream of the future! Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:———————————————1. The Oregon Trail Has Traded Wagons For Tiny Houses For This Summer Getaway! 2. Back to School Gadgets Including “Locker Pants” Debut For new home school Generation 3. Why the Songs From High School Define You, According to Science4. “Don’t Scream and be Serious”, Japan Theme Park Tells Rollercoaster Riders5. Teen Falls Asleep Sunbathing, Leaves Unique Phone Case Shape on Their Face6. A Colony of Bunnies Mistakenly Consume Psychedelic Grass and Invade HomeLISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM!———————————————————Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINESListen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!AUDIBLE TRIAL! —————————-This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to [audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod]()PLUGS!SOLEHO SHOES(https://www.solehoshoes.com)————————————————————-Find individuality in fashion! Choose from carefully selected boots, shoes, sneakers and limited apparel to unapologetically shine with bold confidence.REVOLVER RECORDS(www.revolverrecordsinc.com)————————————————————-Our favorite record store is right here in Buffalo: Revolver Records! The largest collection of new and quality vintage vinyl in Western New York!MARKOLA (www.drinkmarkola.com)————————————————-Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! KITTY BOX PRESS(www.kittyboxpress.com)—————————————————Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press!PS- They designed our logo! SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter!(twitter.com/fakeheadpod)—————————————————Follow us on Instagram!(instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) ————————————————-Follow us on Facebook!(Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast)EMAIL US!FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.comVISIT OUR WEBSITE! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com

This week’s comedy news podcast headlines include illegal fireworks, gourmet meal kits, demolition derby’s, faces in the sky, an audience of plants, and a sexual catastrophe! Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:- Barcelona Opera Reopens With An Audience Of Plants- French Chef Combats Restaurant Closure by Creating Gourmet Food Kit- Near Sighted Grandpappy Calls Authorities Upon Seeing Crowd of Faces in the Sky- Drive Through Haunted House Leads To Drive Thru Demolition Derby - Several Arrested When Illegal Fireworks Show Knocks Out Neighborhood Internet- Pair hired for man's sexual fantasy turn up in bedroom at wrong address with machetes# LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM!Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code **FAKEHEADLINES**Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!# Audible Trial! This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to [audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod]()# Plugs!SOLEHO SHOES(https://www.solehoshoes.com)Find individuality in fashion! Choose from carefully selected boots, shoes, sneakers and limited apparel to unapologetically shine with bold confidence.# REVOLVER RECORDS(www.revolverrecordsinc.com)Our favorite record store is right here in Buffalo: Revolver Records! The largest collection of new and quality vintage vinyl in Western New York!# MARKOLA Treat yourself with some [Markola!](www.drinkmarkola.com)Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more.# KITTY BOX PRESSLooking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from [Kitty Box Press!](www.kittyboxpress.com)PS- They designed our logo! # Social Media! Follow us on [Twitter!](twitter.com/fakeheadpod) Follow us on [Instagram!](instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) Follow us on [Facebook!](Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast)**Email Us!**[FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com](mailto:FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com) Visit our Website! [www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com](www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com)

This week we chat about a unique hot spring, a lost hiker, Alien sounds, a treasure chest and a polite prison break! Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:1. Vegan Restaurant in North Dakota Town Staying Open 24/7 To Accommodate Demand 2. Blink 182 to Record Album Using Alien Sounds 3. “We’ll be back in 15 days’: Italian prison escapees leave note promising to return4. This Norwegian Hot Spring Changes Color When You Enter It5. Soul Searching Hiker Returns After Four Years in the Wilderness6. Treasure Chest Hidden 10 Years Ago and Said to Be Worth Millions Is Finally Found# LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM!Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code **FAKEHEADLINES**Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!# Audible Trial! This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to [audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod]()# Plugs!SOLEHO SHOES(https://www.solehoshoes.com)Find individuality in fashion! Choose from carefully selected boots, shoes, sneakers and limited apparel to unapologetically shine with bold confidence.# REVOLVER RECORDS(www.revolverrecordsinc.com)Our favorite record store is right here in Buffalo: Revolver Records! The largest collection of new and quality vintage vinyl in Western New York!# MARKOLA Treat yourself with some [Markola!](www.drinkmarkola.com)Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more.# KITTY BOX PRESSLooking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from [Kitty Box Press!](www.kittyboxpress.com)PS- They designed our logo! # Social Media! Follow us on [Twitter!](twitter.com/fakeheadpod) Follow us on [Instagram!](instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) Follow us on [Facebook!](Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast)**Email Us!**[FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com](mailto:FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com) Visit our Website! [www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com](www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com)

# Black Lives Matter- Support black entrepreneurs locally or online - Text “JUSTICE” To 668366- Text “FLOYD” To 55156- Color of Change (https://colorofchange.org/)- Black Lives Matter (https://blacklivesmatter.com/)THIS WEEKRecorded prior to a tumultuous week in the United States, a non-political game of lighthearted, fake news. HEADLINES:1. Someone is Making Abandoned Phone Booths Ring. Should You Answer?2. This Mansion Features a Mini Main Street Complete with ‘15 Storefront Facades’3. Scientists Successfully Shrink Non-organic Matter4. Snuggie Announces New Line of Work From Home Wear 5. Watch Wildlife Take Over Abandoned Hotel in Zimbabwe 6. Coronavirus isolated them in their rooms. Now, old-age home residents reconnect by spinning Elvis on the radio.Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM!Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code **FAKEHEADLINES**Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!Audible Trial! This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpodPLUGS!REVOLVER RECORDSOur favorite record store is right here in Buffalo: Revolver Records! (www.revolverrecordsinc.com) The largest collection of new and quality vintage vinyl in Western New York!MARKOLA Treat yourself with some Markola! (www.drinkmarkola.com)Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more.KITTY BOX PRESSLooking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from www.kittyboxpress.comThey designed our logo! # Social Media! Follow us on Twitter! (www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod) Follow us on Instagram! (www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) Follow us on Facebook! (www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast)**Email Us!**FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.comVisit our Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com

Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.THIS WEEK: The Dillons talk animals with talent, adult jungle gyms, jellyfish of nightmares, a douchey wedding crasher, invasive goats and Tiffany and Kevin try their hand at songwriting!This week's headlines include: Fossil Uncovered Reveals Jellyfish Once Had Quills So You Think You Can Dance? That’s Nice, So Can This Horse Grazing Hell: 200 Escaped Goats Hoof it Through California Neighborhood In South Korea, Adult Jungle Gyms & Recess Time Make Workplaces More Fun Houston Man Charged With Trespassing When Refusing To Leave Socially Distant Wedding Ceremony. Stressed and anxious? These are apparently the happiest songs in the world.LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM!Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINESListen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!Audible Trial!  This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpodSupport us on Anchor!  For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast!Other places to listen:Listen on Stitcher!Listen on Spotify!Listen on Anchor! Plugs!Our favorite record store is right here in Buffalo: Revolver Records! Order online!  The largest collection of new and quality vintage vinyl in Western New York!Treat yourself with some Markola! Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more.Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press!*Social Media! *Follow us on Twitter!Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.comVisit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com#Buffalo #Comedy #SupportSmallBusiness #Markola #KittyBoxPress--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

This week we chat about lonely aquariums, desperate moms, ghost stories, a man taking a goldfish for a walk, and in an epic moment, Tiffany raps an Eminem song as convicted murderer, Robert Durst.  This week's headlines include: Spotify Reports Shift in Streamed Music As Parents Expose Kids To New Tunes   Spanish Cops Bust Man Taking Goldfish For Walk   Is Your House Haunted Or Are You Spending Too Much Time Inside? Reported Hauntings Up 300% Employee Saves Boss’s Life with Heimlich Via Zoom   Desperate Mother Leaves Note For Family and Hides in the Attic   Aquarium Asks You to FaceTime Their Eels so They Don’t Forget Humans During Lockdown   In addition, we discuss the most Google'd recipes by state while people adhere to stay at home orders across the Unites States.  One state in our union is Googling banana pudding more than should really be necessary- find out below.  What's the most popular recipe in your state?https://news.yahoo.com/whats-most-popular-recipe-state-213115176.htmlGet one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINESListen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!Audible Trial!  This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpodSupport us on Anchor!   For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast!Other places to listen: Listen on Stitcher! Listen on Spotify! Listen on Anchor! Treat yourself with some Markola! Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more.Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press!*Social Media! *Follow us on Twitter!Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.comVisit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.comFake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.#Buffalo #Comedy #SupportSmallBusiness #Markola #KittyBoxPress--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

This week the Dillons are back with a full lengther- that's what they call it. Accept it. They talk office llamas, a survivalist cat, underground coasters, hobbies, a cashew with a famous face and of course the best way to pass the time while in quarantine - even if the lame-o neighbor lady hates it. Let's also take a moment to celebrate: FAKE HEADLINES PODCAST IS TWO YEARS OLD!This week's headlines include: Bored at Home? Hobby Helper will Help You Get a Hobby (That Isn’t Netflix). Woman Calls Police on Neighbors When They Won’t Stop Having Constant Sex This Farm Sanctuary Will Let You Invite a Llama or Goat to your Next Video Meeting Pet Cat Survives 40 Days Locked in Apartment After Human Family Is Hospitalized with Coronavirus Cashew Shaped Like Nicolaus Cage Sells on EBay for $1200 Underground Roller Coaster Construction Halted After Unmarked Graves DiscoveredGet one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINESListen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!Audible Trial!  This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpodSupport us on Anchor!   For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast!Other places to listen: Listen on Stitcher! Listen on Spotify! Listen on Anchor! Treat yourself with some Markola! Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more.Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! *Social Media! * Follow us on Twitter! Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com Visit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.comFake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.#Buffalo #Comedy #SupportSmallBusiness #Markola #KittyBoxPress--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

In this mini-fakesode Kevin and Tiffany keep it real and honest by discussing how they're holding up in the pandemic.  They lighten the mood by bringing two real headlines that will no doubt bring a smile to everyone's face. This week's real headlines include: WWII veteran recovers from coronavirus just in time for 104th birthday: “I made it” 'It’s Like a Silent Visual Message.' How Social Distancing-Friendly 'Bear Hunts' Are Uniting Neighborhoods Amid CoronavirusGet one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINESListen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!Audible Trial!  This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpodSupport us on Anchor!   For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast!Other places to listen: Listen on Stitcher! Listen on Spotify! Listen on Anchor! *Social Media! *Follow us on Twitter!Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.comVisit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.comFake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.#Buffalo #ComedyThank you to our listeners in New Zealand and Australia for making Fake Headlines Podcast one of the top comedy shows on the Apple Podcast Charts!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

The Dillons are socially distancing themselves and are set up in their home offices for the time being as a global pandemic sends shockwaves throughout every facet of daily living.  Dark stuff, huh? Let us be the bright unidentified shiny thing in the dark dismal sky! What? Anyway, come laugh with us! This week we chat COVID-19, our lives, our plans, and our hopes for you- our friends and listeners, along with slinging some silly off the cuff conversation about some weird ass stories.  We're just trying to make sense of it all while having a few laughs.  We hope you do too! Stay Safe! Wash Your Hands! This Week's Headlines: 5 Work At Home Office Hacks For Newbies Devastated woman discovers plant she's been watering for two years is fake Bakery’s Savory BBQ Pie Is Both Dinner & Dessert Fort Worth Police Chase With Cow Begins on Rodeo Street Florida Man Spends Weeks Leaving Food for Bashful Stray Cat, Only to Discover it Was a Garden Gnome Vintage Spy Compact Discovered in Toy Chest at Baltimore Estate SaleSUPPORT OUR FRIENDS AT HELIUM COMEDY CLUB!In light of the global pandemic, our friends at Helium Comedy Club Buffalo have been displaced and are without income.  Helium has been so amazing to us over the years, and we've made some wonderful friends there.  If you have the means, please consider supporting our friends during this trying time.  Click HERE to support them on GoFundMeGet one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINESListen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!Audible Trial!This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpodSupport us on Anchor!   For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast!Other places to listen: Listen on Stitcher! Listen on Spotify! Listen on Anchor! *Social Media! * Follow us on Twitter!  Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com Visit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.comFake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.#Buffalo #ComedyThank you to our listeners in New Zealand and Australia for making Fake Headlines Podcast one of the top comedy shows on the Apple Podcast Charts!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

The Dillon's have self quarantined because of the Coronavirus, well, not so much because of the Coronavirus, more so because we've been re-watching Parks and Recreation and Buffalo is very cold. As usual we have something for everyone this week:  Coronavirus safety, dumb criminals, strange art, and a lady who says drinking water is bad for you. In addition to the week in weird news, we chat about going to see Canadian rock legends Sloan play a show in Buffalo this past weekend.  Check out #Sloan at sloanmusic.com.  Each week we go over some real life news stories while attempting to fake each other out with a couple of made up ones.Thank you to our listeners in New Zealand and Australia for making Fake Headlines Podcast one of the top comedy shows on the Apple Podcast Charts! This Week's Headlines: Author Writes Stories Using Only the Words from Pages of Discarded Books Burglars Stop to Feed Llama During Farm Park Raid Small Town Prankster Switches Police Sirens For Laughing Babies Woman Hasn’t Drunk Water in a Year, Claims It Made Her Healthier People are Installing Escalators in Their Homes At A Fever Pitch Can iGloves Keep Your Hands Sanitized All Day Long?Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINESListen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!Audible Trial!This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpodSupport us on Anchor!   For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast!Other places to listen: Listen on Stitcher! Listen on Spotify! Listen on Anchor! *Social Media! * Follow us on Twitter!  Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com Visit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.comFake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.#Buffalo #Comedy--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

We're back after a short recess to bring you all the weird news in the world of fake.  We've got stories on dating apps, a 91 years old guy at the gym, a DJ who has an instrument attached to his prosthetic arm, dumb criminals, old times remedies and more!  Each week we go over some real life news stories while attempting to fake each other out with a couple of made up ones.  This Week's Headlines: New Dating App Pairs Matches Based Solely on Competitive Personality 91-year-old inspires his whole gym, works out in his 'comfortable' overalls Back to Basics? Study Shows an Increased Number of Younger Generations Use Their Grandparents Remedies Man Born Without Lower Arm Is Now A DJ & Has Hacked His Prosthetic To Play Music With His Mind Arkansas Couple Arrested After FaceTiming Robbery Jingle Writer Accused of Plagiarizing HitsGet one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINESListen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!Audible Trial!This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpodSupport us on Anchor!  For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast!Other places to listen: Listen on Stitcher! Listen on Spotify! Listen on Anchor! *Social Media! * Follow us on Twitter!  Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com Visit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.comFake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

The Dillons have some deep conversations about men and women in the workplace, gender inequalities, the universe, the cost of healthcare, but then we also talk about how we made cheese this weekend and and how Kevin has licks mayonnaise off spoons. So really, there is something for everyone on this your new favorite podcast.Each week The Dillons talk about the wacky news headlines they've discovered online and make up a couple of their own for good measure.  Then they try to guess which funny headlines is actual a real story.  This Week's Headlines: Vampire Star System Shows One Star Gorging on Another Bring Your Best Friend and Prepare to be A-Mazed! This Cactus Maze Will Have You Going in Blind Criminal Dressed as Old Lady Unsuccessfully Uses Rascal Scooter as a Getaway Car Men are Twice as Emotional as Women at Work, Study Finds Visit the ER Without Leaving Your Home With These New Connected Machines Cracker Barrel Unveils Vegan Chicken Fried SteakGet one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINESListen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Welcome to my Show, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpodSupport us on Anchor!  For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast!Other places to listen:Listen on Stitcher!Listen on Spotify!Listen on Anchor! *Social Media! *Follow us on Twitter! Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.comVisit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.comFake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Happy Super Bowl, Groundhog and Palindrome Day! This week Kevin and Tiffany whip up a fun little mini-sode discussing some of the baffling headlines from the week.  Don't worry, next week we'll be back slinging fake headlines your way.  Go (INSERT SPORTS TEAM HERE)! This week's all real headlines include: PETA is Calling on Punxsutawney Phil to Retire and be Replaced with an AI Groundhog Google Searches for "Corona Beer Virus" and "Beer Virus" Jump Amid Coronavirus Outbreak Man Arrested for Smoking Marijuana While in Court for Marijuana ChargeGet one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINESListen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Welcome to my Show, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpodSupport us on Anchor!  For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast!*Social Media! *Follow us on Twitter!  Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com Visit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

This week's episode makes a lot of "scents", from candles that smell like babies, to Denny's breakfast, and uncontrollable farts. The Dillon's break down a week of weird news stories, and throw in some of their own, in this improvised game of a comedy podcast.  A weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!This week's headlines: New “Breathing” Bluetooth Comforter Could be the Stuff of Nightmares Insane hardcore show at a Denny’s restaurant gives new meaning to Super Slam: Watch Local Newscaster Doesn’t Realize Camera’s Rolling, Farts Loudly. Big Mouth Billy Bass Founder Fails Hook, Line and Sinker with Proposed Amazon Alexa Collaboration Oooh Baby, Baby! Candle Shop Will Make Customized Baby Scent For Mothers This Newly Restored 15th-Century Lamb is Worrying Art LoversGet one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINESListen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Welcome to my Show, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpodSupport us on Anchor!  For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast!*Social Media! *Follow us on Twitter!  Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Follow us on Pinterest!  Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com Visit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

This week Kevin and Tiffany ponder how to water a garden dress, the many faces of tofu, unusual braces, thieves, unique yoga and one sassy little pig. As a bonus, a fun fact about 1960s Batman and Robin!This week's headlines include: Designer Creates the World’s First Wearable Vegetable Garden Bluetooth Braces Promise to Provide Smokers with All Day Fix Laugh Yoga & Real Yoga Combine For A Gut Busting Workout Pig Escapes From Auction, Is Now A 'Sassy' Pet Who Loves Carbs Bank Teller Identifies Suspect in Attempted Robbery as Her Ex New Japanese Food Trend Allows Patrons to Enjoy Eating Their Face on TofuGet one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINESListen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Welcome to my Show, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpodSupport us on Anchor!  For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast!*Social Media! *Follow us on Twitter!  Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Follow us on Pinterest!  Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com Visit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

 Kevin and Tiffany have recovered from the holidays and are ready to rock for a brand new year of Fake Headlines (insert sounds of Tiffany's ridiculous impressions of a guitar here). This week they talk tech gyms, an alarming parrot, rebel jurors, Ski-Rexes, a thieving Betty Crocker Blogger and pets who give zero shits about personal air space. BRING IT 2020! A weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!This week's headlines: Milwaukee Weekend Celebration for the First Day Winter Began with a T-Rex Snow-Ski Race  Florida Police Were Called for a Woman Screaming, 'Let Me Out.' It was a Parrot. One Passenger’s Cat Breaks Free From it’s Carrier Mid-Flight Spending the Duration Terrorizing Another Passenger’s Papillon  Gym Class without the Gym? With Technology, it's Catching On Sequestered Jurors Extend Deliberations To Catch Up on TV, Judge Issues Fines Food Blogger Caught Plagiarizing Recipies From Betty Crocker CookbookGet one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINESListen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Welcome to my Show, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpodSupport us on Anchor!  For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast!*Social Media! *Follow us on Twitter!  Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Follow us on Pinterest!  Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com Visit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

A weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! Happy New Year! Or Happy Nothing.  Whatever man.  This week's special #ThrowbackThursday  MINISODE covers the headlines we enjoyed the most in 2019.  We recap the holiday season and then jump into Falcon Fluffing, Mothman Reflecting, Romeo and Juliet The Frogs, and Starfish with a Big Butt, and the Human Snail. Sounds like the lineup for this year's Warped Tour, but really they are the subjects of some funny news stories we found in 2019.   Its been a good year for Fake Headlines, the comedy news podcast voted number one by family this holiday!  Our favorite headlines of 2019:  Breeders Use Falcon Sex Hats To Collect Bird Semen  Cousins Photograph Mothman Sitting Under Tree, Reflecting?  He's Spent 10 years Alone. Now Romeo, the World's Loneliest Frog, May Have Finally Found a Juliet That Can Save His Species  Viral Photo Appears to Show a Starfish with a Big Butt. An Expert Disagrees  A Man with Extreme Perspiration Through his Feet Calls Himself “The Human Snail” Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES .Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Welcome to my Show, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! This week's episode is also sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod Support us on Anchor!  For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast!*Social Media! * Follow us on Twitter!  Follow us on Instagram!  Follow us on Facebook! Follow us on Pinterest! Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com Visit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Fake Friends! Pour yourself a glass of Slaw Juice (Tiffany will explain) and enjoy some glorious holiday themed  headlines from around the globe- snow globe that is.  We have life sized cardboard cutouts, live nativity scenes, stolen coal and a new take out app that seems kinda sketch! Thanks for a great year, you guys! Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based only on the headlines we each bring to the mic, but only one of them is real.Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun. Just a husband and wife riffing on weird news events. Hop on and enjoy the ride! Welcome to your new favorite indie comedy podcast!This week's Headlines: Man Recalls the Time He Knocked Himself Unconscious After Sneezing into the Table During a Holiday Dinner Retired Chemistry Teacher Delights the Neighborhood by Turning Their Vacant Greenhouse into a Snow Globe Live Nativity Scene in Action! Camel, Cow, and Donkey Discovered Walking Down Street Together Mom Uses Several Life-Size Cardboard Cutouts of Herself to Trick Toddler Son Into Thinking She Is Always Around Pennsylvania Coal Worker Fired For Selling Stolen Coal to Parents New App Lets You Turn Your Kitchen Into A Take Out RestaurantGet one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINESListen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Welcome to my Show, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpodSupport us on Anchor!  For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast!*Social Media! *Follow us on Twitter!  Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Follow us on Pinterest!  Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com Visit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

This week Kevin and Tiffany get into the holiday spirit as they reminisce about their grandmas. But wait, that’s not all! They of course discuss the weird news of the week, including emotional cavemen, Banksy, driving dogs, too many holiday lights, wooden wheels on cars and an apartment so wunderbar it’s worth singing about.This weeks Headlines Include:1750 People Line Up to View An Apartment for Rent in BerlinBanksy May Have Participated In Recent Wine & Paint EventFamily Installs Solar Panels After Christmas Display Causes Neighborhood Blackout.Archeologists Discover Early Humans May Have Had “Cry Holes”Driver is Ticketed For Driving His Car With a Wooden WheelA Florida Dog Put a Car into Reverse and Drove it in Circles for Nearly an HourGet one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINESListen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Welcome to my Show, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpodSupport us on Anchor!  For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast! *Social Media! *Follow us on Twitter! Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Follow us on Pinterest! Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.comVisit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Happy December, Fake Friends! We kick off this month with a new episode of weird. Kevin and Tiffany talk about tiny space creatures, the Human Snail, Mothman, message in bottles, redemption centers (we love you environment!) and a lady who just can't stop collecting photogenic pets!This Week's Headlines: A Man with Extreme Perspiration Through his Feet Calls Himself “The Human Snail” Homeowner Chops Down a Hundred Year Old Tree and Finds a Message in a Bottle Patient Pet Owner Gets Her 17 Cats and Dogs to Pose for Photo Together Crashed Spacecraft May Have Left Tiny But Tough Creatures on the Moon Cousins Photograph Mothman Sitting Under Tree, Reflecting? Bottle Redemption Center Opens New Service Collecting Amazon BoxesGet one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINESListen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Welcome to my Show, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod*Social Media! *Follow us on Twitter! Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Follow us on Pinterest! Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.comVisit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Happy Thanksgiving, United States! Here is an audio treat for you to listen to while you wait in line for Black Friday! This week we talk turkey, Papa John's, artificial intelligence, pet detectives, pet escapes, and a really old lady! Play along and guess the real story! Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based only on the headlines we each bring to the mic, but only one of them is real. Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun. Just a husband and wife riffing on weird news events. Hop on and enjoy the ride! Welcome to your new favorite indie comedy podcast! This Week's Headlines: China’s Real Life Ace Ventura Relies on Technology to Find People’s Lost Pets Papa Johns Testing New Delivery Boxes That Can Be Crumbled And Put Down Disposal TITUS, Harvard’s Most Advanced AI, Has Been Diagnosed With Depression Gang of Turkeys Causes Chaos in New Jersey Town A Woman Named May Flowers Will Celebrate Her 99th Birthday on Thanksgiving, 300 Years After the Mayflower Docked in Plymouth Farm Animals Work Together in Elaborate Plot to Hide and Escape From Thanksgiving Butcher Block Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Welcome to my Show, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod This week's podcast ALSO brought to you by Kitty Box Press- check out Kitty Box Press of Rochester, NY for all your screen printing needs! *Social Media! * Follow us on Twitter! Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook! Follow us on Pinterest! Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com Visit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

This week we are back to our (almost) regularly scheduled program! Kevin and Tiffany chat about SCIENCE! SALES! STOWAWAYS! STASHES! and other stuff that doesn't start with S like, EARBUDS! and TEDDY BEARS! Its very exciting and definitely worth having descriptions in ALL CAPS!Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based only on the headlines we each bring to the mic, but only one of them is real.Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun. Just a husband and wife riffing on weird news events. Hop on and enjoy the ride! Welcome to your new favorite indie comedy podcast!This week's headlines: Feeling Overwhelmed by Tasks? P.A. Earbuds Allow You to Be Your Own Assistant Adorable Rescue Squirrel Goes Viral For Refusing To Sleep Without Teddy Bear These Empty Nesters Thought Their House Was Infested With Rodents Until They Discovered It Was Just Their Son Dinosaurs Lived On The Other Side Of The Galaxy, NASA Astrophysicist Demonstrates Man Blowing Used Nintendo Cartridge Discovers Drugs Inside Everything Must Go! Remaining Sears Stores To Stay Open 24/7 This Holiday SeasonThis week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpodThis week's podcast ALSO brought to you by Kitty Box Press- check out Kitty Box Press of Rochester, NY for all your screen printing needs!*Social Media! *Follow us on Twitter! Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Follow us on Pinterest! Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.comVisit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.comPod Links:Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2SRjB5wApple: https://apple.co/2yB68aiStitcher: https://bit.ly/2RTivp8Laughable: https://bit.ly/2qQkFuj--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Another mature episode with Kevin and Tiffany. This episode has it all- innuendos and farts. (We have a very rigid definition of the word "all".) This week we cover "all" the things that matter- the world's helium supply, office secret Santa parties gone wrong, sneakers that heat up, people who think plants feel pain, really, really old soup, offices gone dark and yes, innuendos and farts.Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based only on the headlines we each bring to the mic, but only one of them is real.Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun. Just a husband and wife riffing on weird news events. Hop on and enjoy the ride! Welcome to your new favorite indie comedy podcast!This week's headlines: The World Is Constantly Running Out Of Helium. Here's Why It Matters. Sneaker Heaters are What The Cool Kids are Wearing in China Office Secret Santa Ends In Disaster When Boss Brings Gift Meant For Someone Else This Office Building Has Opted for Full Black Out Windows to Boost Productivity Soup's On! And On! Thai Beef Noodle Brew Has Been Simmering For 45 Years A Group of Biophytpolemists Open Their First Grocery Supported by Green Alternative FarmsCurrently among the top 50 Improv Podcasts in New Zealand on the Apple Podcast charts! Thanks Kiwis!This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpodThis week's podcast ALSO brought to you by Kitty Box Press- check out Kitty Box Press of Rochester, NY for all your screen printing needs!*Social Media! *Follow us on Twitter! Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Follow us on Pinterest! Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.comVisit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.comPod Links:Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2SRjB5wApple: https://apple.co/2yB68aiStitcher: https://bit.ly/2RTivp8Laughable: https://bit.ly/2qQkFuj--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based only on the headlines we each bring to the mic, but only one of them is real.Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun. Just a husband and wife riffing on weird news events. Hop on and enjoy the ride! Welcome to your new favorite indie comedy podcast!Hello Fake Friends and Happy November! This week Kevin and Tiffany discuss only the most exquisite topics: seniors in caskets, camping - but in a hotel, meats! a stranded sailor with a sweet tooth, roomy planes, and Gavin Gobbles!This week's headlines include: Gavin Gobbles the Thanksgiving Turkey Spends Time Giving Thanks in the Town of Turkey, Texas Tourist Lost at Sea off Greek Island 'survived by eating sweets' Love the idea of camping but hate nature? Give Hotel Camp a Try! Seniors jump in caskets for haunted house like no other Town Cancels Meat Raffles After Outbreak of Bacterial Virus Jet Blue Reconfiguring Planes to Make Room For Cross Country Flying LoungesCurrently among the top 50 Improv Podcasts in New Zealand on the Apple Podcast charts! Thanks Kiwis!This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod*Social Media! *Follow us on Twitter! Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Follow us on Pinterest! Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.comVisit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.comPod Links:Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2SRjB5wApple: https://apple.co/2yB68aiStitcher: https://bit.ly/2RTivp8Laughable: https://bit.ly/2qQkFuj--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Happy Halloween, Fake Friends! This week the Dillons are back! They're home and healthy and full of... dare we say it...spirit??? Well if that joke doesn't get you then you're in for a real (trick or) treat.Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based only on the headlines we each bring to the mic, but only one of them is real.Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun. Just a husband and wife riffing on weird news events.This week's headlines include: French Researchers Build Creepy Phone Case That Mimics Human Skin Movie Better Than The Book? Nook Will Read You Current Movies “Quiet Zones” Pop Up As Go To Places For Those Seeking Solace in Loud, Complicated Word Some People Started Filing Complaints About A Stray Kitty Roaming This Law Firm So They Hired Him A Recent Poll Reveals That 84% of People Do Not Wear Socks and 45% of Those Individuals Remove Their Shoes While on Airplanes Man Attempts to Rob Convenience Store as a Ghost Armed with a Gun and a CurseCurrently among the top 50 Improv Podcasts in New Zealand! Thanks Kiwis!This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod*Social Media! *Follow us on Twitter! Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Follow us on Pinterest! Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.comVisit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.comPod Links:Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2SRjB5wApple: https://apple.co/2yB68aiStitcher: https://bit.ly/2RTivp8Laughable: https://bit.ly/2qQkFuj--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

Kevin and Tiffany are LIVE FROM ALBUQUERQUE!!! This week they talk about their kicks on Route 66 with the usual exchange of immature giggles and some weird news in this bonus episode!We talk about our visit to Sedona, The Grand Canyon, as well as our travels on Route 66 through Arizona and New Mexico! The Mother Road! A classic American Roadtrip! Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based only on the headlines we each bring to the mic, but only one of them is real.Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun. Just a husband and wife riffing on weird news events.Currently among the top 50 Improv Podcasts in New Zealand! Thanks Kiwis!This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod*Social Media! *Follow us on Twitter! Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Follow us on Pinterest! Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.comVisit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.comPod Links:Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2SRjB5wApple: https://apple.co/2yB68aiStitcher: https://bit.ly/2RTivp8Laughable: https://bit.ly/2qQkFuj--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

This week, The Dillons prepare for a wedding and a Route 66 adventure through the Southwest United States. We talk junk mail awards, life on Mars, Mad Libs, robot teachers, animals breaking in, pet cemeteries, and brains!Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based only on the headlines we each bring to the mic, but only one of them is real.Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun. Just a husband and wife riffing on weird news events.Currently among the top 50 Improv Podcasts in New Zealand! Thanks Kiwis!This Week's Headlines: Japanese Students Learn From Robot Teacher When -- or if -- NASA finds life on Mars, the world may not be ready for the discovery, the agency chief says Junk Mail Creators Celebrate At Industry Awards Show Deer Bursts Through Salon Window, Startling Customers The Construction of a New Building Uncovers Century Old Pet Cemetery New Study Discovers Rope Braiding is a Combative Method Against Memory LossThis week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod*Social Media! *Follow us on Twitter! Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Follow us on Pinterest! Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.comVisit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.comPod Links:Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2SRjB5wApple: https://apple.co/2yB68aiStitcher: https://bit.ly/2RTivp8Laughable: https://bit.ly/2qQkFuj--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support

This week Tiffany and Kevin are head over heals for one another on episode 6ix9ine! This week we learn a little about the Amish, the Titanic, and the vinyl record renaissance!Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based just on the headlines, and also only one of the three headlines is real. Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun.A comedy podcast talking about funny news stories.This Week's Headlines: Ohio Deputies Pull Over Amish Buggy with Stereo System A Small Town Church Rings Bells to the Tune of “My Heart Will Go On” Store Owner Saves Business by Offering Unicycle Classes Teens Break In, Get Stuck Overnight in Corn Maze After Phone Batteries Die Vinyl Is Poised to Outsell CDs For the First Time Since 1986 Table For Two? FaceTime Diner Brings Strangers TogetherThis week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod*Social Media! *Follow us on Twitter! Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Follow us on Pinterest! Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.comVisit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.comPod Links:Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2SRjB5wApple: https://apple.co/2yB68aiStitcher: https://bit.ly/2RTivp8Laughable: https://bit.ly/2qQkFuj--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support