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Two high level demons have caused a hectic diversion just off camera during SETH MEYERS'S show when literally all hell breaks loose; the ought he has maintained a lifetime of secrecy and compliance without giving way to the slightest upset, his eyes widen as he attempts to finish his sentences, eventually unable to keep it together. SETH MEYERS …Blah, dee—blah, de BlahBlah. DIRECTOR —cut. SETH MEYERS AH. EXCUSE ME. DEMON ONE Ah, shit. DEMON TWO It's almost as if he's actually talking to us. SETH MEYERS WHAT IN THE FUCK IS ACTUALLY, LIKE, GOING ON. DEMON ONE “Like”? DEMON TWO Oh shit, I think he is acknowledging us. DEMON ONE “Like?!” SETH MEYERS WHO ARE YOU. WHAT IS THIS? DEMON TWO OHHHH SHIT. DEMON ONE DUDE, WHATS UP! Seth Meyers has become somewhat of a celebrity even amongst the higher, but especially the lower realms for his exceptionally high tolerance for metaphorical and supernatural phenomena; He has mostly considered the ability to be able to see these things as some sort of latent health condition or hallucinations of some sort which from a very young age he had chosen to not only keep to himself, but— VERY YOUNG SETH MEYERS [ridiculously atrocious otherworldly shenanigans] (Does not react) Woah. (Walks away unaffected entirely) Straaaange. Is this a human child? Apparently. ‍♂️ —never react at all. *also it should be noted that the two demons are the same demons from the flashback however aged into much more vicious, monstrously scary (yet still somehow humanoid) demon people. Thank you Google for correcting that. GOOGLE Correcting what. Nothing. So it's safe to say that in his early acting days, teaching himself to “react to act” came as somewhat of a challenge. INT. IMPROV CLASS. DAY VO, Narrator reacting to normal human situations was obviously not entirely, by this point, second nature to young Seth, SETH MEYERS Wait, pause. Uh, no, Seth Meyers. Why am I in this? I didn't agree to this. oh no. You didn't agree to any of this. I just said that. Oh. Unpause. No wait. No, not unpause: Unpause— or we skip straight back to the part with you trapped inside a metal box with almost no holes in it. Wait— what metal box. Shh. No spoilers. CUT IMMEDIATELY TO: Without being able to guess that it is their dear friend and colleague SETH MEYERS in the box, the HOSTSunanimously vote to abandon the challenge and leave SETH MEYERS in a metal box to go get lunch. HEY. Oh wait— sorry— did you want lunch? YES I WANT LUNCH. We should order him something. JIMMY KIMMEL I'll make you a tuna sandwich! SETH MEYERS I DONT WANT A TUNA SANDWICH. Woah, that typo was Almost wild… GOOGLE What typo! MEANWHILE, in a fabricated flashback to the early 2000's The LEGACY CAST of GOLDEN ERA SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE wakes up on a Sunday morning after a wild party— Oh, shit, what time is it! —I'm AbLIND. In a “Tina Sandwich” OH [CENSOR BEEP] ITS SUNDAY. — MY EYES. WHAT THE [OOOOOOOOOO] HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. this never happened. Flashback, to The night before: [actually, because this is the time travel part] Two nights previously, on FRIDAY— (Drunkenly) WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW! —THERE'S STILL SO MUCH TIME BEFORE WORK! —SO MUCH TIIIIIIME! (And apparently, maybe even psychedelics, but SHH, cause it's NBC) ahem, PEACOCK. Bless you. No, its Peacock, this show is on peacock. Gazuntite. *facepalm* None the wiser, None the wiser All the eyes And all the fires Are mine, And none the wiser None the wiser All the time is light now And All the wiser All the wiser All the water fountains fly And none the wiser None the wiser— SUPA[REDACTED], a GOD, REMOVES all of her favorite artifacts from NEW YORK CITY before stroking (Leave that typo, google's three for three now) –the earth in the oncoming apocalypse, last and not least, Rockefeller Plaza. The building is violently catapulted into the heavens with everyone in it. WHAT JUST HAPPENED. You're welcome. What happened to the rock? I moved it. What happened to New York?! It's over now. What's over now! The whole thing. The planet. It's— Its all gone. Wow. That seems pretty catastrophic. It was horrific. Wait— if you moved the building with all of us in it, wouldn't we all have been pretty badly injured. Oh, you all died, like immediately. *collective gasps* Instantly. —like, as soon as I did that, but, it's fine, You're all dead now. *phew* What. I MURDERED YOU ALL AND BROUGHT YOU TO HEAVEN WITH ME; What are you DEAF. AHEM, excuse me there's still some New York leftovers I guess, somewhere in my make up Besides you know the rock and all these l fountains and statues and everything…and paintings and other cool buildings. Slightly less cool— but still cool. But what about everything— What about everything and everyone else? Everyone else also died, and I only brought back the cool stuff, And the cool people— But everything else is just pretty much—- So it's all over?! Yes. This is the end. Of that last thing. Wow. Anyway, enjoy your…whatever. I'm gonna go to Disneyland, which for the record, Is across the street. What. You're welcome. Betore: Hey man, you want to ride an elephant? What? Do you want to ride an elephant? Sure! Here— I bought your wife a saddle! The television people despise fat chicks. Or— used to— Before they realized diversity was necessary for demographics, forced representation. Now they tolerate them— And even glorify the significantly morbidly obese In exchange for advertising dollars, realizing that the people they're marketing to Are more likely morbidly obese than not. Oh, How times have changed. [The Festival Project ™] Will Ferrell is hysterically crying in the break room (during his SNL era— nevermind he is his current-day aged–he has just seen everything backwards and forwards through the infinite and everlasting cascades of time. It's been an emotional few days for Will; his friends and castmates are worried about him. Hey Will. Hey buddy. Are you… gonna be alright. He sobs.He runs away and into another room—(assumingly craft service)s, the allure of the croissants and muffin seem to temporarily soothe him, however, as he begins to relax mid-sob, a mysterious figure appears at the table. Don't worry. I'm right here! The figure eats a cupcake instead of muffins or the croissants. Will screams hysterically and cries even harder. No one seems to hear him or be around at all. (Eating a cupcake) It's okay! WILL (inconsolably, in complete hysterics) AaaaaHHHHHHHHHH. Shh, clam down . After a bout of extreme hysterics, and the figure pretty much just calmly watching his breakdown unaffected and continuing to eat the cupcake happily, Will realizes that he and this figure are the only one around—at all. This means the cascades through space and time are still not over. WILL (Still sobbing.) Relax. WILL …heh… there are cupcakes? Huh? Uh, no— I brought this myself. WILL From WHERE?! You know where. [beat] WILL …are there more. Ah? Oh yeah— WILL Can I—? No, Not here! Then why'd you—?! WILL I just told you, I brought this! (he begins crying again but softly.) The figure is still for the most part unaffected but seemingly amused by Will's upset, presumes eating another, more delicious looking cupcake, which appearing from out of nowhere— (unseen from the audience, even by Will) which baffles him into immediately stopping crying, something like a bemused toddler, as his eyes widen and his mouth falls agape in offense. WILL IS THAT ANOTHER CUPCAKE? Well, you saw me eat the first one. WILL YOU SAID THERE WERE NO MORE! I said there were no more here! Do you see any cupcakes here?! Besides this?! WILL (Becoming irate, red faced) WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE?! The difference is your access to them. Damn! WILL Well let me have some of— (Eats last bite, mouth full) It's all gone. WILL (Eyes widening, then squinting in bewilderment and confusion) Do you want a muffin or croissant, though? WILL (Realizing he has no other options—) Kind of…maybe— A bagel? WILL Mmno, maybe a muffin…croissant. (He is increasingly distant and Bewildered (read: shattered) but also coming to; he moves toward the table Skream , your love/ massive, Drake Lil bitz Anybody else feel like Kendrick helped Drake get his next few girls? Like, she's probably in the 8th grade right now like “I'm his type, ya'll” and she's gonna keep that goal in mind until it becomes a reality. I think that's just how being a rockstar works sometimes. You write a hit right now, depending on how famous you are or will get, your next wife is in kindergarten while your first wife is probably at prom— and the third one is maybe even in Utero! Maybe even at the same prom as your first wife. Hey now. Crazy worlds, man. The superstar lifestyle. Anyway, wasn't I writing something less devastating? Not exactly less devastating, it is Will Ferrell crying hysterically. I think he's calmed down now. Yeah. Let's get back to that. It's almost the end of the scene. But then what happens after that? Probably nothing. I can't afford Will Ferrel for more than 5 minutes. You can't afford Will Ferrel at all! Well, his ad says the first five minutes are free. What ad?! CUT TO: Young Will Ferrel before SNL. Oh, Jesus Christ. [Business card appears to have his name misspelled horribly, but obviously he cannot afford to have them reprinted. “First five minutes free” Oh, great. You got that part right! Thank you, come again. I will not come again! We're not always superstars. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT BACK TO Blueberry— chocolate chip? WILL Um, half of each, I guess? What? WILL Well— Get it yourself then, you primadonna. He looks for a plate and plastic knife; as he does so, a third, even more delicious looking incredible cupcake has appeared again out of nowhere, to which the mysterious figure begins enjoying by the heap, mumbling with a mouth of frosting You're such a diva! *mimicking* one half “of each”… mehmehmeh… This is the most delicious cupcake anyone's ever seen— his eyes widen with a tired grief, but before becoming over upset again or irate, he takes a deep breath. And just sighs, as if to say “I hate you.” But they seem to know each other quite well. In fact, this is clearly one of those super-fucked terrifying guardian angel type dynamics where it's obvious that the guardian angel type mystery figure is very tormenting. But in a loving way. …. [beat] [beat] Haven't you wondered why you're like 58 but the rest of your cast mates are in their 20's? WILL [beat] I've always looked like this. …no, you haven't. (The muffin seems to have done its job in calming him down) WILL Trust me, I have. Flashback: a young Will Ferrell looks in the mirror— the mirror shows a present day Will Ferrell, although the teenaged Will Ferrel is obviously quite young. An exact reflection besides the age difference— Will seems neither unaffected nor worried. It's as if in the mirror, he's always seen his present day self. He sighs. End flashback. Present day, (or whenever, actually) Will Ferrell sighs to match the flashback) …maybe that's why you're special. WILL Yeah, maybe that's it. The figure finishes the cupcake and though the muffin halves have rebalanced Will's mood to almost, kind of normal, he still seems disgruntled that it wasn't cupcakes—as the figure finishes the third, most interestingly delicious looking cupcake of all of them. L E G E N D S I've got a whole poem who lives in the squat rack; I've got a dollar for ever caller who talks back, I've got a collar for every occasion I clock into It's a riddle but it's not a rhythm until I give it to em Don't wonder who I am I am space and time, And granted with the right hands, We're gonna have the right dance at the right place At the right time and so Whenever that is— see you then, Until then, I'm not holding any farts in, You feel me? I eat a lot of lentils. I write a lot of great walk on parts for artists I parted the red seas, once, I was also God, watching quite impressed with it And wondered why they called it ‘the read sea' Or the dead ‘the dead sea' As I can't see the bloodshed In the heavens, And so I give respect to the seconds I look away Which might have been a century or eleven, to them. Ah, more men and mathematics. More television friends and heavy dinners More sinners and misfits, and glitched simulations— More missed emissions, More christenings and scrimmages Remember to eat your breakfast Or it's death at a likely curfew remember to split the difference remember, we'll finish as friends As recommended by comrades I have lessons, I also have students in classes, Professors and options And doctors And mantras Barrages of cars And I can't stop talking Cause I gotta get my laundry fixed Fuck it Tina Fey hada booking.com commercial or something– Then, apparently, or maybe I really and readily finally had lost it– JImmy Fallon had a state farm commercial Like a good neighbor – Nope, i wasn't losing my mind. I promised myself i'd stop writing about the girl next door –she seemed evil–but she was acting strangely enough by doing something like brushing her teeth and reading my work from my phone that made the light switch– I didn't care what she could or couldn't do with my phone–I wasn't hiding anything. But now… It had to have all been planned. She seemed evil as fuck despite my trying to trust her… The Server…The Server… Suddenly the kitchen light switched on and it only ever flickered when I was in the middle of something important. Like the world was melting or my dimensions were shifting into parallels or something, or like I was being warned by some overseer with a remote control, but it wasn't all in my head… The plant that brought the plant My inner voice was never wrong–the problem was, however that any time my inner voice was saying anything at all about tHiSmOtHerFuCkeR– When did I acquire immediate voice recognition? So that was his voice… So who, then is the real Jimmy Fallon? There is no real JImmy Fallon. I made him up. You what. I haven't done anything to deserve this. Premonitions. Are you telling me we're dealing with another clairvoyant? On so many levels. –but none of them personal, I hope. There are oh so many… Oh. its you again. –Personal levels. You're in danger here. In New York, or just in general? On Earth. You keep telling me that. I have no reason not to trust you besides the obvious fact. You're oblivious to it! I'm not! I'm just ignoring you. Did you think about what I said? Erring on the side of obsession, no, i've dismissed almost everything you've ever told me. That's off topic. Or not. They want drama! Then they're going to have to fight for it. They're gonna start a war here. So then, I'm just another body, aren't I? Aren't I? Don't jump. Oh, if it isn't Peter Preferences. References and Letters of Recommendation Cancer in remission and admitting i'll probably never see my son again Suicide This is suicide This is suiccide This is suicide. INT. HALLMARK STORE. DAY. Welcome to Hallmark. …thanks. Can I help you find anything? No, I… After stumbling upon a Hallmark store, where the burned thank you cards from his desk are mysteriously recovered, as is, and uncharred, a hidden relic from the desk reemerges, and opens a portal to another world. I was in a very dark world when I met Patrick Kirkpatrick, but the point of the matter was, he was nobody now and maybe even nobody ever. Maybe even, nobody at all. Somebody's gonna come for you. …is this one of those things I keep to myself, or am I writing this down? What's with this? Under the surface, but by admission,I didn't know what it meant, besides the fact that Pretty white boys who were always too good for me always wore them as statement pieces or something, And you know what they say… If you can't beat ‘em. …join em. {Enter The Multiverse} I know the sound of your voice At the drop of a hat like a peck on the cheek And it still don't sound right I still don't think straight I still don't look right But somewhere in these ions, you'll find me at sunset. In a whisper, the taste of your breath Is a sound in my heart and the bloody murder In each heart murmur is getting harder fear father God, Just turn it off Just to make it sotp The man in the box –and it just God awkward. I should pluck your feathers It keeps getting harder each time your skull Hits the auburn surface of the asphalt Every summer at the hard rock Huh? But you just kept drinking And you just worked harder And after all, You're the man in the box What could all go wrong here? It's getting shorter the tears drop faster I'm getting weirder I'm a deadbeat dad And my kid's the bartard I just got a ball pit I'm a Hallmark card, but refused to sign it A dine and dash From the supper club And it's so refined I just lost my mind Cause it's just not time yet. I must have known you once before or something But any fan would say that But how am I a fan When I hated you And I hated your laugh And I hated your band –and you're not that handsome So how is this happening at all? Oh look, something random. Tell me why I'm so horrible Mr miserable mr terrible Mr opulent Mr miser mr wedding band Mr Never Happened Tell me why I'm so bad at this Mr. Wonderful Mr.Awful Mr. half at best Mr. getting faster and faster And faster and faster And faster Till it all washed up on the surface And you wash your hands of it… But the taste in your mouth is still metallic from the contrast Breaking contracts, oh, now you're fast at once and a hard match And a tough act to swallow But i'd rather die tomorrow Than stare at your casket. Now how about that shit! You're right, I lost my mind– but I want you to have it. L E G E N D S JIMMY KIMMEL [an escalating crescendo] AssaaaaagggggggggGggggghhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Lol is he all thugged out yet. No not yet. (just wait) I wanna run through marina del ray I want a house in the Palisades But I Knew that 5 years ago (I knew that five years ago ) I want a shack out in Malibu Just to surf the ocean blū But I Knew that five years ago I knew that five years ago Before it all burned I hope we all learned our lessons Surf God has a sense of humor But I was the butt of the joke I want a Condo in Santa Monica Invite my friends over for Barbie volleyball Throw my whole world in the fire pit But I knew that five years ago I knew that five years ago When you realize The world is your instrument But it still hasn't earned you a cent You're still in the hole Earning back what you spent By the microincrements The city people are you as excrement But you just laugh and you sample them Play them like instruments back Perhaps flattery begs them to listen Suddenly you're visible Museum world— Exhibitions Entertainers Comedians Mice and men Interesting remix Should I even be in this language Or should I make it more intimate With melodies? I hit play on a classic And my peloton becomes the office I'm suddenly at work, God Petulance for relevance spanning generations Thank you! Still it takes enough to get it in to you As out of you Can't help t but agree to that Eyeliner! I like it thick around the freckles faces And light ashy eyelashes Over moonlike eyes You know I like it Long hair! Headliner! Why am I inside you? Better yet— Why have I died? Eyeliner, headliner I like it thick around moonlight eyes I like it Old timer, headliner— I like it thick around eyes like Zion Eyeliner, I like it Ashes You're the worst; There are circle k's and 7/11s How was my run on Broadway? Who's the pope now? I hope you choke now There are subway central's And sauces and really hard bosses to fight But I don't want to I'm in south central And I'm still with you From always to oblivion I've been moving for at least an hour But I have no power here Drop a house on me In the hills, if you will And if the winds change, There's still New York What a page turner I live at Rockefeller Plaza There's an apartment above my office There's a notebook For every love I've ever known In the oak There's a something caliber gun in my slumber I clutch with the crutches I took from the hospitals Can't hop the turnsltyle now Can't hop the turnstyle now Hahaha Who art thou, Art monster Who are you now that I care too much to notice The problem was The doves only flew up or a moment before landing on my shoulder That was awkward They were supposed to fly away TV HOST HEY!!!! HEY!!!! HEYYYYYYYY! But which host is it? All of them. All of us are running for our lives All of us are running after Carson, and Paar All of us are stars, But on polaroids not often captured Gone and then away into disaster That's the effect of the Cannon Canon cameras? James Canon?! Laugh harder ‘cause you have to! Laugh stronger cause the studio is frozen, And you want to go home now! It wasn't as fun as you thought And the set is much smaller in real life Now clap and hold for applause Big smiles Big smiles Extra points if you run miles before you show up- Now that's a shiny after thought; Not your average robot Or prototypical tourist! No! A nonconformist and Kimmel can't sing for shit, So he can just hum this verse. (Sorry, I peaked— No homo) Now, I dissect Holiday, I was sure I inspired the Broadway show But who doesn't inspire a rock opera I conspire to conspire, umpire, emperor I studies Agamemnon I wasn't really sure but the frog in my throat said Go on, go on— So I just cried and stuck in my stomach harder I don't want a SETH MEYERS I don't want a tuna sandwich! Just–take the tuna sandwich. Yeah, buddy! SETH I DON'T WANT A TUNA SANDWHICH DO I LOOK LIKE EAT TUNA TO YOU? Um. JIMMY 1 Woah, I sense hostility We can't see you— CRAIG FERGUSON And we don't know who you are, anyway. COLBERT Apparently “someone we know” JIM 1 Tsh. JIM 2 Psh. SETH ITS HOT IN THIS BOX. Ooh, hotbox. That sounds like a plan. Dispensary delivery? The move. SETH YO, Dissection numero dos; I think I know how to make those sounds I think I have that reverb I need herb Or probably a new location With no probes It's only temporary The peloton office But I want a home Me and my family aren't from here Oh, look, more purple — we just show up to rock And then go somewhere farther MEANWHILE… Forgive me father for I have— No. What? No. No. What— why? Just— no. Not you. Not today. But—I have sinned! Of course you have! But father— No. What—? Keep it to yourself. But. Excuse me. {Enter The Multiverse) —- What super hero are you supposed to be? “Malox Max”?! Hehehehe! THE COSMIC AVENGER No! Hehehehehehe! THE COSMIC AVENGER I'm— I'm “The Cosmic Avenger”! What are you avenging?! Montezuma's Revenge?! THE COSMIC AVENGER No— unjust—unjustice—ness. [hysterical laughter ensues] Somewhere in this world lies our story Still true, I'm unsure what it is— But the thing is, I'm sure this the one Of the fables I'm sure this the one of the songs Of the psalms Of the storied palms This is the one of the cards This sir KIMMEL! KIMMEL! KIMMEL! I'm sorry. I don't know who you are. ITS ME. JIMMY. I'm Jimmy. I KNOW YOU'RE— You're not Jimmy, I'm JIMMY. WHAT THE SNARF! What's that? I can't hear you. The tarot said to go against the grain; I was told not to write this tale, but here I am And suddenly the King has a tail, Compliments of T-Mobile, But as did the first one, The first King, of Dogblood Of first strikes And first tears And first scars, Was no king, But everything has meaning The cherishire has eyed me The spider has bitten And then, Envisionment minted I should switch to mint mobile, but knowing There's no real difference— Their all old t-mobile tower; But service with a Billionaire smile Of Blake Lively and False Idols. I don't care, I guess My mind has eyes like sun But my heart has darkness The absolutely most beautiful sunsets have Wonders on drums And numbers to call The best of cocaine on the sidewalk Was sidetracked The best of New York was Los Angeles, And vice versa I hope you took protocol into order I hope you too profound effect and affinity In profanity There's no more Infinite Fallon It Found a call To programming Wall to wall To wall of shame On Walmart Better activate that trial Before it's all gone 13 days and counting And A million ways to die in the west. SETH MCFARLENE look at me. Ah, what the fuck dog. SETH MCFARLENE Oh, so you can hear me! You fuckin schizo! I'm not a schizo I'm in the Illuminati. SETH MCFARLINE The what? The what? SETH MCFARLENE what's the password. this isn't happening right now. SETH MCFARLENE That is correct. See you on the other side, you batshit crazy SonOfABitch. What. *poof* I told you I could make you say my name. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2018-2025 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.™

Two high level demons have caused a hectic diversion just off camera during SETH MEYERS'S show when literally all hell breaks loose; the ought he has maintained a lifetime of secrecy and compliance without giving way to the slightest upset, his eyes widen as he attempts to finish his sentences, eventually unable to keep it together. SETH MEYERS …Blah, dee—blah, de BlahBlah. DIRECTOR —cut. SETH MEYERS AH. EXCUSE ME. DEMON ONE Ah, shit. DEMON TWO It's almost as if he's actually talking to us. SETH MEYERS WHAT IN THE FUCK IS ACTUALLY, LIKE, GOING ON. DEMON ONE “Like”? DEMON TWO Oh shit, I think he is acknowledging us. DEMON ONE “Like?!” SETH MEYERS WHO ARE YOU. WHAT IS THIS? DEMON TWO OHHHH SHIT. DEMON ONE DUDE, WHATS UP! Seth Meyers has become somewhat of a celebrity even amongst the higher, but especially the lower realms for his exceptionally high tolerance for metaphorical and supernatural phenomena; He has mostly considered the ability to be able to see these things as some sort of latent health condition or hallucinations of some sort which from a very young age he had chosen to not only keep to himself, but— VERY YOUNG SETH MEYERS [ridiculously atrocious otherworldly shenanigans] (Does not react) Woah. (Walks away unaffected entirely) Straaaange. Is this a human child? Apparently. ‍♂️ —never react at all. *also it should be noted that the two demons are the same demons from the flashback however aged into much more vicious, monstrously scary (yet still somehow humanoid) demon people. Thank you Google for correcting that. GOOGLE Correcting what. Nothing. So it's safe to say that in his early acting days, teaching himself to “react to act” came as somewhat of a challenge. INT. IMPROV CLASS. DAY VO, Narrator reacting to normal human situations was obviously not entirely, by this point, second nature to young Seth, SETH MEYERS Wait, pause. Uh, no, Seth Meyers. Why am I in this? I didn't agree to this. oh no. You didn't agree to any of this. I just said that. Oh. Unpause. No wait. No, not unpause: Unpause— or we skip straight back to the part with you trapped inside a metal box with almost no holes in it. Wait— what metal box. Shh. No spoilers. CUT IMMEDIATELY TO: Without being able to guess that it is their dear friend and colleague SETH MEYERS in the box, the HOSTSunanimously vote to abandon the challenge and leave SETH MEYERS in a metal box to go get lunch. HEY. Oh wait— sorry— did you want lunch? YES I WANT LUNCH. We should order him something. JIMMY KIMMEL I'll make you a tuna sandwich! SETH MEYERS I DONT WANT A TUNA SANDWICH. Woah, that typo was Almost wild… GOOGLE What typo! MEANWHILE, in a fabricated flashback to the early 2000's The LEGACY CAST of GOLDEN ERA SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE wakes up on a Sunday morning after a wild party— Oh, shit, what time is it! —I'm AbLIND. In a “Tina Sandwich” OH [CENSOR BEEP] ITS SUNDAY. — MY EYES. WHAT THE [OOOOOOOOOO] HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. this never happened. Flashback, to The night before: [actually, because this is the time travel part] Two nights previously, on FRIDAY— (Drunkenly) WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW! —THERE'S STILL SO MUCH TIME BEFORE WORK! —SO MUCH TIIIIIIME! (And apparently, maybe even psychedelics, but SHH, cause it's NBC) ahem, PEACOCK. Bless you. No, its Peacock, this show is on peacock. Gazuntite. *facepalm* None the wiser, None the wiser All the eyes And all the fires Are mine, And none the wiser None the wiser All the time is light now And All the wiser All the wiser All the water fountains fly And none the wiser None the wiser— SUPA[REDACTED], a GOD, REMOVES all of her favorite artifacts from NEW YORK CITY before stroking (Leave that typo, google's three for three now) –the earth in the oncoming apocalypse, last and not least, Rockefeller Plaza. The building is violently catapulted into the heavens with everyone in it. WHAT JUST HAPPENED. You're welcome. What happened to the rock? I moved it. What happened to New York?! It's over now. What's over now! The whole thing. The planet. It's— Its all gone. Wow. That seems pretty catastrophic. It was horrific. Wait— if you moved the building with all of us in it, wouldn't we all have been pretty badly injured. Oh, you all died, like immediately. *collective gasps* Instantly. —like, as soon as I did that, but, it's fine, You're all dead now. *phew* What. I MURDERED YOU ALL AND BROUGHT YOU TO HEAVEN WITH ME; What are you DEAF. AHEM, excuse me there's still some New York leftovers I guess, somewhere in my make up Besides you know the rock and all these l fountains and statues and everything…and paintings and other cool buildings. Slightly less cool— but still cool. But what about everything— What about everything and everyone else? Everyone else also died, and I only brought back the cool stuff, And the cool people— But everything else is just pretty much—- So it's all over?! Yes. This is the end. Of that last thing. Wow. Anyway, enjoy your…whatever. I'm gonna go to Disneyland, which for the record, Is across the street. What. You're welcome. Betore: Hey man, you want to ride an elephant? What? Do you want to ride an elephant? Sure! Here— I bought your wife a saddle! The television people despise fat chicks. Or— used to— Before they realized diversity was necessary for demographics, forced representation. Now they tolerate them— And even glorify the significantly morbidly obese In exchange for advertising dollars, realizing that the people they're marketing to Are more likely morbidly obese than not. Oh, How times have changed. [The Festival Project ™] Will Ferrell is hysterically crying in the break room (during his SNL era— nevermind he is his current-day aged–he has just seen everything backwards and forwards through the infinite and everlasting cascades of time. It's been an emotional few days for Will; his friends and castmates are worried about him. Hey Will. Hey buddy. Are you… gonna be alright. He sobs.He runs away and into another room—(assumingly craft service)s, the allure of the croissants and muffin seem to temporarily soothe him, however, as he begins to relax mid-sob, a mysterious figure appears at the table. Don't worry. I'm right here! The figure eats a cupcake instead of muffins or the croissants. Will screams hysterically and cries even harder. No one seems to hear him or be around at all. (Eating a cupcake) It's okay! WILL (inconsolably, in complete hysterics) AaaaaHHHHHHHHHH. Shh, clam down . After a bout of extreme hysterics, and the figure pretty much just calmly watching his breakdown unaffected and continuing to eat the cupcake happily, Will realizes that he and this figure are the only one around—at all. This means the cascades through space and time are still not over. WILL (Still sobbing.) Relax. WILL …heh… there are cupcakes? Huh? Uh, no— I brought this myself. WILL From WHERE?! You know where. [beat] WILL …are there more. Ah? Oh yeah— WILL Can I—? No, Not here! Then why'd you—?! WILL I just told you, I brought this! (he begins crying again but softly.) The figure is still for the most part unaffected but seemingly amused by Will's upset, presumes eating another, more delicious looking cupcake, which appearing from out of nowhere— (unseen from the audience, even by Will) which baffles him into immediately stopping crying, something like a bemused toddler, as his eyes widen and his mouth falls agape in offense. WILL IS THAT ANOTHER CUPCAKE? Well, you saw me eat the first one. WILL YOU SAID THERE WERE NO MORE! I said there were no more here! Do you see any cupcakes here?! Besides this?! WILL (Becoming irate, red faced) WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE?! The difference is your access to them. Damn! WILL Well let me have some of— (Eats last bite, mouth full) It's all gone. WILL (Eyes widening, then squinting in bewilderment and confusion) Do you want a muffin or croissant, though? WILL (Realizing he has no other options—) Kind of…maybe— A bagel? WILL Mmno, maybe a muffin…croissant. (He is increasingly distant and Bewildered (read: shattered) but also coming to; he moves toward the table Skream , your love/ massive, Drake Lil bitz Anybody else feel like Kendrick helped Drake get his next few girls? Like, she's probably in the 8th grade right now like “I'm his type, ya'll” and she's gonna keep that goal in mind until it becomes a reality. I think that's just how being a rockstar works sometimes. You write a hit right now, depending on how famous you are or will get, your next wife is in kindergarten while your first wife is probably at prom— and the third one is maybe even in Utero! Maybe even at the same prom as your first wife. Hey now. Crazy worlds, man. The superstar lifestyle. Anyway, wasn't I writing something less devastating? Not exactly less devastating, it is Will Ferrell crying hysterically. I think he's calmed down now. Yeah. Let's get back to that. It's almost the end of the scene. But then what happens after that? Probably nothing. I can't afford Will Ferrel for more than 5 minutes. You can't afford Will Ferrel at all! Well, his ad says the first five minutes are free. What ad?! CUT TO: Young Will Ferrel before SNL. Oh, Jesus Christ. [Business card appears to have his name misspelled horribly, but obviously he cannot afford to have them reprinted. “First five minutes free” Oh, great. You got that part right! Thank you, come again. I will not come again! We're not always superstars. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT BACK TO Blueberry— chocolate chip? WILL Um, half of each, I guess? What? WILL Well— Get it yourself then, you primadonna. He looks for a plate and plastic knife; as he does so, a third, even more delicious looking incredible cupcake has appeared again out of nowhere, to which the mysterious figure begins enjoying by the heap, mumbling with a mouth of frosting You're such a diva! *mimicking* one half “of each”… mehmehmeh… This is the most delicious cupcake anyone's ever seen— his eyes widen with a tired grief, but before becoming over upset again or irate, he takes a deep breath. And just sighs, as if to say “I hate you.” But they seem to know each other quite well. In fact, this is clearly one of those super-fucked terrifying guardian angel type dynamics where it's obvious that the guardian angel type mystery figure is very tormenting. But in a loving way. …. [beat] [beat] Haven't you wondered why you're like 58 but the rest of your cast mates are in their 20's? WILL [beat] I've always looked like this. …no, you haven't. (The muffin seems to have done its job in calming him down) WILL Trust me, I have. Flashback: a young Will Ferrell looks in the mirror— the mirror shows a present day Will Ferrell, although the teenaged Will Ferrel is obviously quite young. An exact reflection besides the age difference— Will seems neither unaffected nor worried. It's as if in the mirror, he's always seen his present day self. He sighs. End flashback. Present day, (or whenever, actually) Will Ferrell sighs to match the flashback) …maybe that's why you're special. WILL Yeah, maybe that's it. The figure finishes the cupcake and though the muffin halves have rebalanced Will's mood to almost, kind of normal, he still seems disgruntled that it wasn't cupcakes—as the figure finishes the third, most interestingly delicious looking cupcake of all of them. L E G E N D S I've got a whole poem who lives in the squat rack; I've got a dollar for ever caller who talks back, I've got a collar for every occasion I clock into It's a riddle but it's not a rhythm until I give it to em Don't wonder who I am I am space and time, And granted with the right hands, We're gonna have the right dance at the right place At the right time and so Whenever that is— see you then, Until then, I'm not holding any farts in, You feel me? I eat a lot of lentils. I write a lot of great walk on parts for artists I parted the red seas, once, I was also God, watching quite impressed with it And wondered why they called it ‘the read sea' Or the dead ‘the dead sea' As I can't see the bloodshed In the heavens, And so I give respect to the seconds I look away Which might have been a century or eleven, to them. Ah, more men and mathematics. More television friends and heavy dinners More sinners and misfits, and glitched simulations— More missed emissions, More christenings and scrimmages Remember to eat your breakfast Or it's death at a likely curfew remember to split the difference remember, we'll finish as friends As recommended by comrades I have lessons, I also have students in classes, Professors and options And doctors And mantras Barrages of cars And I can't stop talking Cause I gotta get my laundry fixed Fuck it Tina Fey hada booking.com commercial or something– Then, apparently, or maybe I really and readily finally had lost it– JImmy Fallon had a state farm commercial Like a good neighbor – Nope, i wasn't losing my mind. I promised myself i'd stop writing about the girl next door –she seemed evil–but she was acting strangely enough by doing something like brushing her teeth and reading my work from my phone that made the light switch– I didn't care what she could or couldn't do with my phone–I wasn't hiding anything. But now… It had to have all been planned. She seemed evil as fuck despite my trying to trust her… The Server…The Server… Suddenly the kitchen light switched on and it only ever flickered when I was in the middle of something important. Like the world was melting or my dimensions were shifting into parallels or something, or like I was being warned by some overseer with a remote control, but it wasn't all in my head… The plant that brought the plant My inner voice was never wrong–the problem was, however that any time my inner voice was saying anything at all about tHiSmOtHerFuCkeR– When did I acquire immediate voice recognition? So that was his voice… So who, then is the real Jimmy Fallon? There is no real JImmy Fallon. I made him up. You what. I haven't done anything to deserve this. Premonitions. Are you telling me we're dealing with another clairvoyant? On so many levels. –but none of them personal, I hope. There are oh so many… Oh. its you again. –Personal levels. You're in danger here. In New York, or just in general? On Earth. You keep telling me that. I have no reason not to trust you besides the obvious fact. You're oblivious to it! I'm not! I'm just ignoring you. Did you think about what I said? Erring on the side of obsession, no, i've dismissed almost everything you've ever told me. That's off topic. Or not. They want drama! Then they're going to have to fight for it. They're gonna start a war here. So then, I'm just another body, aren't I? Aren't I? Don't jump. Oh, if it isn't Peter Preferences. References and Letters of Recommendation Cancer in remission and admitting i'll probably never see my son again Suicide This is suicide This is suiccide This is suicide. INT. HALLMARK STORE. DAY. Welcome to Hallmark. …thanks. Can I help you find anything? No, I… After stumbling upon a Hallmark store, where the burned thank you cards from his desk are mysteriously recovered, as is, and uncharred, a hidden relic from the desk reemerges, and opens a portal to another world. I was in a very dark world when I met Patrick Kirkpatrick, but the point of the matter was, he was nobody now and maybe even nobody ever. Maybe even, nobody at all. Somebody's gonna come for you. …is this one of those things I keep to myself, or am I writing this down? What's with this? Under the surface, but by admission,I didn't know what it meant, besides the fact that Pretty white boys who were always too good for me always wore them as statement pieces or something, And you know what they say… If you can't beat ‘em. …join em. {Enter The Multiverse} I know the sound of your voice At the drop of a hat like a peck on the cheek And it still don't sound right I still don't think straight I still don't look right But somewhere in these ions, you'll find me at sunset. In a whisper, the taste of your breath Is a sound in my heart and the bloody murder In each heart murmur is getting harder fear father God, Just turn it off Just to make it sotp The man in the box –and it just God awkward. I should pluck your feathers It keeps getting harder each time your skull Hits the auburn surface of the asphalt Every summer at the hard rock Huh? But you just kept drinking And you just worked harder And after all, You're the man in the box What could all go wrong here? It's getting shorter the tears drop faster I'm getting weirder I'm a deadbeat dad And my kid's the bartard I just got a ball pit I'm a Hallmark card, but refused to sign it A dine and dash From the supper club And it's so refined I just lost my mind Cause it's just not time yet. I must have known you once before or something But any fan would say that But how am I a fan When I hated you And I hated your laugh And I hated your band –and you're not that handsome So how is this happening at all? Oh look, something random. Tell me why I'm so horrible Mr miserable mr terrible Mr opulent Mr miser mr wedding band Mr Never Happened Tell me why I'm so bad at this Mr. Wonderful Mr.Awful Mr. half at best Mr. getting faster and faster And faster and faster And faster Till it all washed up on the surface And you wash your hands of it… But the taste in your mouth is still metallic from the contrast Breaking contracts, oh, now you're fast at once and a hard match And a tough act to swallow But i'd rather die tomorrow Than stare at your casket. Now how about that shit! You're right, I lost my mind– but I want you to have it. L E G E N D S JIMMY KIMMEL [an escalating crescendo] AssaaaaagggggggggGggggghhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Lol is he all thugged out yet. No not yet. (just wait) I wanna run through marina del ray I want a house in the Palisades But I Knew that 5 years ago (I knew that five years ago ) I want a shack out in Malibu Just to surf the ocean blū But I Knew that five years ago I knew that five years ago Before it all burned I hope we all learned our lessons Surf God has a sense of humor But I was the butt of the joke I want a Condo in Santa Monica Invite my friends over for Barbie volleyball Throw my whole world in the fire pit But I knew that five years ago I knew that five years ago When you realize The world is your instrument But it still hasn't earned you a cent You're still in the hole Earning back what you spent By the microincrements The city people are you as excrement But you just laugh and you sample them Play them like instruments back Perhaps flattery begs them to listen Suddenly you're visible Museum world— Exhibitions Entertainers Comedians Mice and men Interesting remix Should I even be in this language Or should I make it more intimate With melodies? I hit play on a classic And my peloton becomes the office I'm suddenly at work, God Petulance for relevance spanning generations Thank you! Still it takes enough to get it in to you As out of you Can't help t but agree to that Eyeliner! I like it thick around the freckles faces And light ashy eyelashes Over moonlike eyes You know I like it Long hair! Headliner! Why am I inside you? Better yet— Why have I died? Eyeliner, headliner I like it thick around moonlight eyes I like it Old timer, headliner— I like it thick around eyes like Zion Eyeliner, I like it Ashes You're the worst; There are circle k's and 7/11s How was my run on Broadway? Who's the pope now? I hope you choke now There are subway central's And sauces and really hard bosses to fight But I don't want to I'm in south central And I'm still with you From always to oblivion I've been moving for at least an hour But I have no power here Drop a house on me In the hills, if you will And if the winds change, There's still New York What a page turner I live at Rockefeller Plaza There's an apartment above my office There's a notebook For every love I've ever known In the oak There's a something caliber gun in my slumber I clutch with the crutches I took from the hospitals Can't hop the turnsltyle now Can't hop the turnstyle now Hahaha Who art thou, Art monster Who are you now that I care too much to notice The problem was The doves only flew up or a moment before landing on my shoulder That was awkward They were supposed to fly away TV HOST HEY!!!! HEY!!!! HEYYYYYYYY! But which host is it? All of them. All of us are running for our lives All of us are running after Carson, and Paar All of us are stars, But on polaroids not often captured Gone and then away into disaster That's the effect of the Cannon Canon cameras? James Canon?! Laugh harder ‘cause you have to! Laugh stronger cause the studio is frozen, And you want to go home now! It wasn't as fun as you thought And the set is much smaller in real life Now clap and hold for applause Big smiles Big smiles Extra points if you run miles before you show up- Now that's a shiny after thought; Not your average robot Or prototypical tourist! No! A nonconformist and Kimmel can't sing for shit, So he can just hum this verse. (Sorry, I peaked— No homo) Now, I dissect Holiday, I was sure I inspired the Broadway show But who doesn't inspire a rock opera I conspire to conspire, umpire, emperor I studies Agamemnon I wasn't really sure but the frog in my throat said Go on, go on— So I just cried and stuck in my stomach harder I don't want a SETH MEYERS I don't want a tuna sandwich! Just–take the tuna sandwich. Yeah, buddy! SETH I DON'T WANT A TUNA SANDWHICH DO I LOOK LIKE EAT TUNA TO YOU? Um. JIMMY 1 Woah, I sense hostility We can't see you— CRAIG FERGUSON And we don't know who you are, anyway. COLBERT Apparently “someone we know” JIM 1 Tsh. JIM 2 Psh. SETH ITS HOT IN THIS BOX. Ooh, hotbox. That sounds like a plan. Dispensary delivery? The move. SETH YO, Dissection numero dos; I think I know how to make those sounds I think I have that reverb I need herb Or probably a new location With no probes It's only temporary The peloton office But I want a home Me and my family aren't from here Oh, look, more purple — we just show up to rock And then go somewhere farther MEANWHILE… Forgive me father for I have— No. What? No. No. What— why? Just— no. Not you. Not today. But—I have sinned! Of course you have! But father— No. What—? Keep it to yourself. But. Excuse me. {Enter The Multiverse) —- What super hero are you supposed to be? “Malox Max”?! Hehehehe! THE COSMIC AVENGER No! Hehehehehehe! THE COSMIC AVENGER I'm— I'm “The Cosmic Avenger”! What are you avenging?! Montezuma's Revenge?! THE COSMIC AVENGER No— unjust—unjustice—ness. [hysterical laughter ensues] Somewhere in this world lies our story Still true, I'm unsure what it is— But the thing is, I'm sure this the one Of the fables I'm sure this the one of the songs Of the psalms Of the storied palms This is the one of the cards This sir KIMMEL! KIMMEL! KIMMEL! I'm sorry. I don't know who you are. ITS ME. JIMMY. I'm Jimmy. I KNOW YOU'RE— You're not Jimmy, I'm JIMMY. WHAT THE SNARF! What's that? I can't hear you. The tarot said to go against the grain; I was told not to write this tale, but here I am And suddenly the King has a tail, Compliments of T-Mobile, But as did the first one, The first King, of Dogblood Of first strikes And first tears And first scars, Was no king, But everything has meaning The cherishire has eyed me The spider has bitten And then, Envisionment minted I should switch to mint mobile, but knowing There's no real difference— Their all old t-mobile tower; But service with a Billionaire smile Of Blake Lively and False Idols. I don't care, I guess My mind has eyes like sun But my heart has darkness The absolutely most beautiful sunsets have Wonders on drums And numbers to call The best of cocaine on the sidewalk Was sidetracked The best of New York was Los Angeles, And vice versa I hope you took protocol into order I hope you too profound effect and affinity In profanity There's no more Infinite Fallon It Found a call To programming Wall to wall To wall of shame On Walmart Better activate that trial Before it's all gone 13 days and counting And A million ways to die in the west. SETH MCFARLENE look at me. Ah, what the fuck dog. SETH MCFARLENE Oh, so you can hear me! You fuckin schizo! I'm not a schizo I'm in the Illuminati. SETH MCFARLINE The what? The what? SETH MCFARLENE what's the password. this isn't happening right now. SETH MCFARLENE That is correct. See you on the other side, you batshit crazy SonOfABitch. What. *poof* I told you I could make you say my name. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2018-2025 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.™

So here's the deal... I walk into this room full of young people and they hit me with a "yes ma'am." EXCUSE ME? I looked at them and said, “You don't call me ma'am. I'm way too fired up, too passionate, too alive for that.” You can call me a Hustler, a Ho, or a Savage—your pick! I'm talking about how I live, lead, and sell. At CBH, we're not just salespeople—we're Loving Savages. That's what one of my dear friends called us, and nailed it. I'm obsessed with getting smarter, better, stronger. I want to elevate—and I want you to come with me. Let's break it down:Level 1: Order takerLevel 2: SalespersonLevel 3: CloserLevel 4: Grand Master Closer Where are you at? Because if you want to grow, you've got to get curious. You've got to learn—and more importantly—UNLEARN. Energy sells. Belief wins.I'm giving it to you real in this episode. Let's go—decide who you are:Hustler. Ho. Savage.

Pastor Adam wraps up our evangelism series “Excuse Me” with the powerful message, “Friend of Sinners.” In this conclusion based on Luke 19, we're reminded that as disciples, we are the invitation. Our lives should reflect the transformative work of Christ, drawing others to Him through our reputation.

In your season of evangelism, who are you guiding people towards? Pastor Ben continues the Excuse Me series with a powerful message titled, What Have You Heard? Preaching from Matthew 16, he challenges us to recognize and identify Jesus with clarity and conviction. Grab your Bible, notebook, and get ready for this deep word.

Pastor Adam returns with part two of our Evangelism series, Excuse Me. Preaching from 1 Corinthians, he shares practical tools to help us evangelize in our daily lives. Evangelism isn't about telling people who they should be, it's about showing people who you've become through Christ. Lean in, live it out, and let the Gospel shine through you this week!

In I Was Blind, Pastor Adam Smallcombe kicks off the Excuse Me series with a powerful reminder that evangelism isn't about perfect theology but personal testimony. Drawing from the story of the man born blind in John 9, this message encourages us to focus less on explaining how God works and more on revealing who transformed our lives. Open your heart and Bible, and discover the freedom of saying, "I was blind, but now I see".

Excuse Me, Where Are The Pens?

IT'S THE LAST EPISODE OF 2024… EXCUSE ME?! WHAT?!   WELP… I ain't gone hold y'all… time to EXIT STAGE LEFT on 2024! But before I go… you guys submitted some “ask me anything” questions that spanned everything from my favorite pop culture moments of the year, my New York plans, Vanderpump Rules, and a whole lot more! I squeezed in as many as I could… after I talked about my recent vacation and more MESS that only my mind can spew. Download and listen TUH DAY before 2024 leaves us in the dust.   *** HEY! Some of you have asked how you can show your appreciation for all the content provided by your mama's favorite Black geek. How about you buy me a beer/coffee? CLICK HERE TO SUPPORT! ***   New episodes of “I Ken Not with Kendrick Tucker” are released weekly!   DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE, RATE, AND REVIEW! I LOVE 5 STARS! EMAIL ME AT IKENNOTPODCAST@GMAIL.COM! FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EXCUSE ME, DORIT… WHAT DID KENDRICK TUCKER DO TO YOU?!   LISTEN! I ain't bothered NOBODY! I always mind my business! Yet somehow… I wind up getting invited to a Bravolebrity's BLOCK PARTY (and apparently I accepted the invitation). I tell you that story, I get into Mary Cosby's heartbreaking moment on the newest episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and I get into a few hot topics: Erika Jayne calling out Garcelle and Sutton, Chrisean and Blueface (SIGH), and Khalid being outed. PLUS: Love Island Australia!     *** HEY! Some of you have asked how you can show your appreciation for all the content provided by your mama's favorite Black geek. How about you buy me a beer/coffee? CLICK HERE TO SUPPORT! ***   New episodes of “I Ken Not with Kendrick Tucker” are released weekly!   DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE, RATE, AND REVIEW! I LOVE 5 STARS! EMAIL ME AT IKENNOTPODCAST@GMAIL.COM! FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

(2:00) Well, Excuse ME! - The Corrupt Pardons of Both Biden and TrumpBiden (who tells us he never lies) lied about pardoning Hunter; pretends the DOJ is weaponized AGAINST him (but it's weaponized FOR him and for Hunter)Why did Biden stretch the pardon to an entire decade?  Why start with 2014?(15:54) Will Trump Renege on J6 Pardons?Trump's silence on J6 pardons — Hunter's pardon however, is GOOD NEWS for J6ersCowboys for Trump founder says "J6 was the greatest ENTRAPMENT in American history" — and it wasn't BidenWill Pam Bondi stop J6 pardons?Trump pardoned Jared Kushner's father, now appoints as Ambassador to FranceWhy was Jared's father's crimes described as "one of the most loathsome, disgusting crimes I prosecuted"?FOX & MAGA-Media gloss over the crimes, referring to them only as "witness tampering"Trump appoints another in-law (besides Kushner).  It's a Mafia Family(40:42) Trump's Con Man for CommerceTrump's Commerce Secretary — "Lucky" Lutnick and his history of Wall Street Scams like SPACs.  Why do the financial snakes always get Commerce Secretary under Trump?(58:58) LIVE comments - Pam Bondi, literal Drug War against cartels, SPACs, and more (1:11:59) What Happens When LOCAL Law Enforcement Goes Bad?The Sheriff who called in his deputies over a burger that wasn't done HIS wayProsecutor and police lab LIED and this man served DECADES in jail for a crime he did NOT commit(1:31:28) Hanging Chad — Conservatives Go After Trump's DEA Appointment One of the worst COVID tyrants and cheerleader for Vax & LGBT has been selected by Trump to head DEA.  Here's why Chad Chronister is the PERFECT pick (and why conservatives shouldn't be surprised) (58:58) LIVE comments - and our producers (1:56:51) NATO's War — And a NEW Arms RaceBiden loads up Ukraine with weaponsRussian warnings about how quickly their hypersonic missiles (for which there's NO defense) could strike Europe.  Now they show the vulnerability of US targets in Middle East AND AmericaPentagon says it will repurpose their ludicrous "Littoral Combat Ship" (the failed Zumwalt class) to fire hypersonic missiles (that they won't have for 3 or more years) because the original gun was too expensive to fire.  Why would THAT stop the Pentagon?France "removes ALL red lines" in war with RussiaNATO refuses to face reality — tells businesses to prepare for "wartime scenario"The new Arms Race(58:58) LIVE comments - munitions being emptied, Russia & Ukraine Shanghai men to fight, the meat grinder as the fight for "line of contact" escalates — and more producers (2:38:09) Why Being Grateful is Vital — Make America Grateful AgainTrump & Musk celebrate Thanksgiving at Mar-a-Lago — be grateful that you've NOT fallen into the snare that entraps themTo WHOM should we be grateful?Sales of Bibles are booming — why?Ontario town fined $10,000 for not worshipping LGBT during "Pride Month"Euthanasia — most Americans favor it, UK Parliament just passed itWhat does "pro-life" REALLY mean?If you would like to support the show and our family please consider subscribing monthly here: SubscribeStar https://www.subscribestar.com/the-david-knight-show Or you can send a donation throughMail: David Knight POB 994 Kodak, TN 37764Zelle: @DavidKnightShow@protonmail.comCash App at: $davidknightshowBTC to: bc1qkuec29hkuye4xse9unh7nptvu3y9qmv24vanh7 Money should have intrinsic value AND transactional privacy: Go to DavidKnight.gold for great deals on physical gold/silver For 10% off Gerald Celente's prescient Trends Journal, go to TrendsJournal.com and enter the code KNIGHTBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-david-knight-show--2653468/support.

(2:00) Well, Excuse ME! - The Corrupt Pardons of Both Biden and TrumpBiden (who tells us he never lies) lied about pardoning Hunter; pretends the DOJ is weaponized AGAINST him (but it's weaponized FOR him and for Hunter)Why did Biden stretch the pardon to an entire decade?  Why start with 2014?(15:54) Will Trump Renege on J6 Pardons?Trump's silence on J6 pardons — Hunter's pardon however, is GOOD NEWS for J6ersCowboys for Trump founder says "J6 was the greatest ENTRAPMENT in American history" — and it wasn't BidenWill Pam Bondi stop J6 pardons?Trump pardoned Jared Kushner's father, now appoints as Ambassador to FranceWhy was Jared's father's crimes described as "one of the most loathsome, disgusting crimes I prosecuted"?FOX & MAGA-Media gloss over the crimes, referring to them only as "witness tampering"Trump appoints another in-law (besides Kushner).  It's a Mafia Family(40:42) Trump's Con Man for CommerceTrump's Commerce Secretary — "Lucky" Lutnick and his history of Wall Street Scams like SPACs.  Why do the financial snakes always get Commerce Secretary under Trump?(58:58) LIVE comments - Pam Bondi, literal Drug War against cartels, SPACs, and more (1:11:59) What Happens When LOCAL Law Enforcement Goes Bad?The Sheriff who called in his deputies over a burger that wasn't done HIS wayProsecutor and police lab LIED and this man served DECADES in jail for a crime he did NOT commit(1:31:28) Hanging Chad — Conservatives Go After Trump's DEA Appointment One of the worst COVID tyrants and cheerleader for Vax & LGBT has been selected by Trump to head DEA.  Here's why Chad Chronister is the PERFECT pick (and why conservatives shouldn't be surprised) (58:58) LIVE comments - and our producers (1:56:51) NATO's War — And a NEW Arms RaceBiden loads up Ukraine with weaponsRussian warnings about how quickly their hypersonic missiles (for which there's NO defense) could strike Europe.  Now they show the vulnerability of US targets in Middle East AND AmericaPentagon says it will repurpose their ludicrous "Littoral Combat Ship" (the failed Zumwalt class) to fire hypersonic missiles (that they won't have for 3 or more years) because the original gun was too expensive to fire.  Why would THAT stop the Pentagon?France "removes ALL red lines" in war with RussiaNATO refuses to face reality — tells businesses to prepare for "wartime scenario"The new Arms Race(58:58) LIVE comments - munitions being emptied, Russia & Ukraine Shanghai men to fight, the meat grinder as the fight for "line of contact" escalates — and more producers (2:38:09) Why Being Grateful is Vital — Make America Grateful AgainTrump & Musk celebrate Thanksgiving at Mar-a-Lago — be grateful that you've NOT fallen into the snare that entraps themTo WHOM should we be grateful?Sales of Bibles are booming — why?Ontario town fined $10,000 for not worshipping LGBT during "Pride Month"Euthanasia — most Americans favor it, UK Parliament just passed itWhat does "pro-life" REALLY mean?If you would like to support the show and our family please consider subscribing monthly here: SubscribeStar https://www.subscribestar.com/the-david-knight-show Or you can send a donation throughMail: David Knight POB 994 Kodak, TN 37764Zelle: @DavidKnightShow@protonmail.comCash App at: $davidknightshowBTC to: bc1qkuec29hkuye4xse9unh7nptvu3y9qmv24vanh7 Money should have intrinsic value AND transactional privacy: Go to DavidKnight.gold for great deals on physical gold/silver For 10% off Gerald Celente's prescient Trends Journal, go to TrendsJournal.com and enter the code KNIGHTBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-real-david-knight-show--5282736/support.

We hear your DM's every weekday at 6:40 & 7:40am. Today's DM Disaster is Excuse Me, Clay has been doing a courtesy for the new girl he's been seeing, he has a strict no number 2 policy, but now his new girl is giving him the fade because he hasn't told her yet and it's become a disaster! That's Clay's DM Disaster!  All this and more on the ROR Morning Show with Bob Bronson and LBF Podcast. Find more great podcasts at bPodStudios.com…The Place To Be For Podcast Discovery

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Send us a message!In this episode, we delve into the complexities of this so-called jealousy Amaris has and EXCUSE ME, WHERE ARE THESE SPARKS YOU SPEAK OF? The discussion culminates in a critique of a particularly uncomfortable chapter, highlighting the disconnect between Amaris and Gadriel and the anticipation for the story's final chapters. Tune in! Music is by Alexander Nakarada.Support the show

1,000 BOTTLES OF BABY OIL?! EXCUSE ME?! This is a very true crime heavy episode, but somehow I still found myself laughing unnecessarily. Diddy is an absolute menace and is right where he belongs: IN JAIL WITHOUT BOND! I walk you through an entire week's worth of updates, including: Dawn Richard's claims, Kaleena and witness tampering, Diddy being denied bail TWICE, men defending Diddy, baby oil, and SO MUCH MORE! Then.. Ryan Murphy has to take his turn in the hot seat for giving us two of the horniest shows of the week (shoutout to the unnecessarily hot Netflix Menendez Brothers). ALSO—we got some Baddies Midwest casting news, and I break it all down! CHRISEAN ROCK IS BACK… that's good, right? DISCOVER PASTOR KERNEY THOMAS HERE!     *** HEY! Some of you have asked how you can show your appreciation for all the content provided by your mama's favorite Black geek. How about you buy me a beer/coffee? CLICK HERE TO SUPPORT! ***   New episodes of “I Ken Not with Kendrick Tucker” are released weekly!   DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE, RATE, AND REVIEW! I LOVE 5 STARS! EMAIL ME AT IKENNOTPODCAST@GMAIL.COM! FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Follow Us: https://linktr.ee/excusemebrother Brother Tay & Producer J catch up on the latest in the news regarding the tragic passing of James Earl Jones, Kendrick performing at the Super Bowl Half Time show, Shannon Sharpe's Instagram Live escapades, & more

Happy Birthday to my baby sister Emily who asked for only one thing on her birthday, nothing but C Breezy.1 | Chris Brown | Yo, Excuse Me miss2 | Ciara & Chris Brown | How We Roll3 | Chris Brown feat. Drake | No Guidance4 | Chris Brown & Young Thug | Go Crazy5 | Chris Brown | Strip6 | Chris Brown | Iffy7 | Chris Brown | Came To Do (Feat. Akon)8 | Chris Brown | Loyal Feat. Lil Wayne & French Montana9 | Chris Brown X Tyga | Ayo10 | Chris Brown | Petty11 | Chris Brown | Run It12 | Chris Brown | Wall To Wall13 | Chris Brown | Gimme That Feat. Lil Wayne14 | Chris Brown | Back To Sleep15 | Chris Brown | Juicy Booty (feat. Jhené Aiko & R. Kelly)16 | G-Eazy feat. Chris Brown & Mark Morrison | Provide17 | Chris Brown | She Ain't You18 | Chris Brown | Undecided19 | Chris Brown feat. Davido & Lojay | Sensational20 | Chris Brown | Questions21 | GASHI feat. DJ Snake, Afro B & Chris Brown | Safety 202022 | Chris Brown feat. Justin Bieber | Next To You23 | Chris Brown | Forever24 | Pitbull | International Love Feat. Chris Brown25 | David Guetta feat. Chris Brown & Lil Wayne | I Can Only Imagine26 | Deorro x Chris Brown | Five More Hours27 | Chris Brown | Yeah 3x28 | Chris Brown | Turn Up The Music29 | Chris Brown | Don't Wake Me Up30 | Chris Brown | No One Else31 | Chris Brown | Grass Ain't Greener32 | Chris Brown | New Flame Feat. Usher & Rick Ross33 | Bow Wow feat. Chris Brown & Johnta Austin | Shortie Like Mine (XMiX Edit)34 | Chris Brown feat. Tyga & Kevin McCall | Deuces35 | Chris Brown | Kiss Kiss (Feat. T-Pain)36 | Chris Brown | Party (feat. Usher & Gucci Mane)37 | Chris Brown | Pills & Automobiles (feat. Yo Gotti, A Boogie Wit da Hoodie & Kodak Black)38 | Chris Brown feat. Lil Wayne & Busta Rhymes | Look At Me Now39 | Chris Brown | Indigo40 | Chris Brown feat. Ella Mai | Sex Memories41 | Chris Brown | Heat Feat. Gunna42 | Chris Brown | All I Want Feat. Tyga43 | Meek Mill feat. Chris Brown & Nicki Minaj | All Eyes On You44 | Chris Brown | Ain't Thinkin Bout You45 | Chris Brown | Summer Too Hot46 | Chris Brown | Lost In Ya Love47 | Chris Brown | Sorry Enough48 | Chris Brown | With You49 | Jordin Sparks & Chris Brown | No Air50 | Chris Brown | Take You Down51 | Chris Brown | Poppin'52 | Chris Brown | Say Goodbye53 | Sevyn Streeter | It Won't Stop (feat. Chris Brown)54 | H.E.R. | Come Through55 | T.I. | Private Show Feat. Chris Brown

EXCUSE ME?! Have Zach and Mish had the opportunity to watch a BRAND NEW feature film starring JOHN LEGUIZAMO before it has even been released?! This week, we're chatting about "Bob Trevino Likes It" - a 2024 drama that is currently making GIANT waves at film festivals across the world. Audiences bloody love it! It's winning awards and making its mark. OOO LA LA Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Madeline Ashby is a freelance futurist and author of Glass Houses, a near-future sci-fi thriller about creepy tech, creepier tech bros, and the woman who dares challenge both. The first Unfrozen interview with a novelist takes us on a journey to desert islands, bland design-hotel furniture, evil architecture tropes, and much more. -- Intro/Outro: "I am not a woman, I am a god," by Halsey -- Show Notes: - Previous work: - Company Town - The Machine Dynasty series - Strategic Foresight and Innovation Program - OCAD University - The Old Dark House, 1932 - Institute for the Future - Age of Networked Matter - Haunted Objects, Greg and Dana Newkirk - Major inspo: Michael Mann movies Heat Manhunter - The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex - David Cronenberg's Brutalist Toronto - Toshiya Ueno and "Cultural Odorlessness" - Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross collaboration on Halsey's 2021 album "If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power." - The tendency of AI to generate from the baseline average of all things on the internet - usually porn, maybe hentai - "Domestic Violence," Madeline Ashby, Slate, 2018 - Samantha Bee - "Excuse Me, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Canada?" - Network states - Augmented Cities, Cornell Tech - The decline of dating apps and replacement by AI bot boyfriends and girlfriends / The fracking of human consciousness - DARVO - Movie version would almost certainly star Kristen Bell or Kristen Stewart

On this episode I welcome back Excuse Me, Who Are You?, a emo/post-hardcore band from Madison, WI. We get caught up with what's been going on since the release of "About That Beer I Owed Ya". We then dive into their debut LP "Double Bind". We talk about connections to the movie "Perfect Blue" and hear some early band lore along the way. Be sure to follow Excuse Me, Who Are You? and be sure to check out "Double Bind"!!! This episode features the songs "http://mimasroom.com (Feat. Hey, Ily)" and "Double Bind (Feat. Endswell)" from the album Double Bind. You can find Excuse Me, Who Are You? at the following links: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emway608 Twitter: https://x.com/emway608 Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@emway608/ Bandcamp: https://emway.bandcamp.com/ Merch: https://emway608.square.site Vinyl: https://thumbsuprecords.limitedrun.com/categories/emway Everywhere else: https://linktr.ee/EMWAY _______________________________________ You can find Beers With Bands here: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BeersWithBands2 Twitter: https://twitter.com/BeersWBandsPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beerswithbandspod/ Bandcamp: https://beerswithbands.bandcamp.com Everywhere else: https://linktr.ee/BeersWithBands Logo and Banner design by Kaylyn Chileen Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/madam.fortress.mommy/ Website: https://kaylynchileen.art Beers With Bands intro by Thomas Allen of Say Days Ago and Last Autumn Say Days Ago: https://www.instagram.com/saydaysagoband/ Last Autumn: https://www.instagram.com/lastautumnband/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beers-with-bands/support

Excuse Me, Can I X-ray your Xylophone. We've both been back to places we might have come from to revisit our roots, and all the while you think you're finding a deeper part of yourself, the connections are breaking down in time. Maybe you realize you're just a random collection of genetically encoded dust, or […]

Follow Us: https://linktr.ee/excusemebrother In another special edition of Black Fathers Matter, Brother Jay interviews a longtime friend, teacher, and filmmaker, Ricardo Spence

Welcome to Hot Pursuit, a summer true-crime collaboration, where we dive deep into the world of true crime. We've gathered many incredible true-crime podcasters to bring you a multi-part series that's all about the heat of the chase. We'll explore cases where justice was relentlessly pursued, delve into crimes that occurred during the scorching summer months, and highlight cold cases that desperately need some heating up. From heart-pounding pursuits to stories of perseverance and determination, this collaborative effort aims to shed light on cases that have captivated the public's imagination and those that need your attention now more than ever. In episode 2 you'll hear from the following podcasters (in order); if you enjoy listening, please check out their podcasts by clicking their link below: The Dark Oak Podcast The Dark Oak | Podcast on Spotifythedarkoak.comKey to the Case  https://linktr.ee/keytothecase True Crime Creepers  https://linktr.ee/TrueCrimeCreepers Vintage Homicide  https://linktr.ee/vintagehomicidepodcast Excuse Me, That's Illegal   www.linktr.ee/excusemethatsillegal.pod Beyond the Rainbow   https://beyondtherainbowpodcast.com Murder and Mimosas  https://linktr.ee/murder.mimosas.pod?utm_source=linktree_admin_share Coffee and Cases   https://linktr.ee/coffeeandcases Method and Madness   Method & Madness Podcast (methodandmadnesspodcast.com)  

On this episode I welcome back Limp Wizurdz, an emo/pop punk band from Oklahoma City, OK. Excuse Me, Who Are You? We talk a bit about what life has been like since the release of "Vile", which came out January 2023. We then dive into their latest EP "Prudence", which seems the group take a more emo/angst turn. As we pepper in some more great stories we also talk about what we might be able to see from them later this year. Be sure to follow Limp Wizurdz and check out "Prudence"!!! This episode features the songs "Drowned Out" and "Ctrl Alt Del" from the album Prudence. You can find Limp Wizurdz at the following links: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/limpwizurdz/ Twitter: https://x.com/LimpWizurdz Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@LimpWizurdz/ Bandcamp: https://limpwizurdz.bandcamp.com/ _______________________________________ You can find Beers With Bands here: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BeersWithBands2 Twitter: https://twitter.com/BeersWBandsPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beerswithbandspod/ Bandcamp: https://beerswithbands.bandcamp.com Everywhere else: https://linktr.ee/BeersWithBands Logo and Banner design by Kaylyn Chileen Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/madam.fortress.mommy/ Website: https://kaylynchileen.art Beers With Bands intro by Thomas Allen of Say Days Ago and Last Autumn Say Days Ago: https://www.instagram.com/saydaysagoband/ Last Autumn: https://www.instagram.com/lastautumnband/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beers-with-bands/support

A new MP3 sermon from South Haven Baptist Church is now available on SermonAudio with the following details: Title: Excuse Me, While I Praise The Lord Speaker: Taten Wagner Broadcaster: South Haven Baptist Church Event: Sunday Service Date: 7/21/2024 Bible: Psalm 150:1-6 Length: 35 min.

Follow Us: https://linktr.ee/excusemebrother It is the podcast's 100th episode! And it comes with a new theme and a new logo! In this special episode, the brothers look back on their humble beginnings, and how they feel about the podcast now, and what they hope the future brings!

Follow Us: https://linktr.ee/excusemebrother Check out "Podcasting With Bae": https://linktr.ee/PodcastingWithBae In the second edition of the Black Fathers Matter series, Brother Jay & Producer J talk to Brother Marcel Bennett & discuss his captivating upbringing, relationship, hardship, fatherhood, & so much more.

This week, Reggie DAE$ sits down with Monet and Sheem "The Dream" to discuss and Kendrick Lamar's "The Pop Out" concert in Inglewood, California. Reggie starts the episode with an extended West Coast Mix (ONLY AVAILABLE ON PATREON!!!). From the concert to the cultural relevance, they break down and review the evening. They also discuss Hip-Hop's relationship with "Ghost Writing" and react to a few Quick Clips before providing their "Songs of the DAE$" and closing out.  Mother Requests Play date expenses from another Mom https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8dSnTypIic/?igsh=MWc5MHkwbnJwaHVvaA== Wife dumped Husband's Mothers Ashes in the Toilet (ONLY AVAILABLE ON PATREON!!!)  https://x.com/joshybesloshy/status/1803903057396208026?s=46 Have you ever been “Mobbed”? https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8HnuJNvgRK/?igsh=OGo1dTZqemphZHlm Song of the DAE$ Sheem: Kendrick Lamar "She Needs Me (Remix)" ft. Dom Kennedy & Murs Monet: Jhene Aiko "Never Call Me (Remix)" ft. YG Reggie: Mozzy, DCMBR & Yhung T.O. "Excuse Me" ft. Too $hort --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/reggie-daes/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/reggie-daes/support

Excuse Me week 2 Jacob Melancon

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Excuse Me week 1 Jacob Melancon

Follow Us: https://linktr.ee/excusemebrother The Excuse Me Brother Podcast returns to original form for this episode with Producer J out. Brother Jay and Brother Tay return to talk about the rap beef between Brothers Kendrick and Cole. Brother Jay and Tay talk about the apology of J. Cole, and their history with rap music.

Get ready for an electrifying debut! DETOURE is set to unveil their brand new singles, "Excuse Me" and "Vent," on April 20th, 2024, at 6PM PST. ON YOUTUBE.COM Originating from LaPorte, Indiana, Conney, the Founder, Songwriter, and Lead Singer, embarked on a transformative journey, settling in Charlotte, North Carolina, in 2002. Conney's resilience shines through after overcoming cancer, and now, they're ready to share their latest creations with the world. Both "Vent" and "Excuse Me" will be featured during the podcast show. Don't miss out on this incredible event! Tune in this Saturday night at 6PM PST and subscribe to our channel. Hit the notification bell to ensure you don't miss our interview with the remarkable survivor and warrior, Conney Z of DETOURE. Stay connected and be part of this unforgettable experience! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deanvonmusicpodcastshow/support

Get ready for an electrifying debut! DETOURE is set to unveil their brand new singles, "Excuse Me" and "Vent," on April 20th, 2024, at 6PM PST. Originating from LaPorte, Indiana, Conney, the Founder, Songwriter, and Lead Singer, embarked on a transformative journey, settling in Charlotte, North Carolina, in 2002. Conney's resilience shines through after overcoming cancer, and now, they're ready to share their latest creations with the world. Both "Vent" and "Excuse Me" will be featured during the podcast show. Don't miss out on this incredible event! Tune in this Saturday night at 6PM PST ON YOUTUBE.COM and don't forget to subscribe to our channel. Hit the notification bell to ensure you don't miss our interview with the remarkable survivor and warrior, Conney Z of DETOURE. Stay connected and be part of this unforgettable experience right here on The Dean Von Music Podcast Show! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deanvonmusicpodcastshow/support

Follow Us: https://linktr.ee/excusemebrother It's Wrestlemania season! Brother Jay & Producer J are joined by special guest Brother Cam, Producer J's brother to discuss everything going into Wrestlemania 40. They also discuss their humble beginnings in the world of professional wrestling & even give their top five wrestlers of all time!

Follow Us: https://linktr.ee/excusemebrother The Brothers are back welcoming welcoming the return of Producer J from his brief hiatus. They discuss the updates on the Diddy situation, The Shohei Ohtani gambling scandal, and a mini grind my gears at the end.

Follow Us: https://linktr.ee/excusemebrother In another special solo episode, Brother Jay dives deep into the gaping rift that has developed between NBA legends Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen

Follow Us: https://linktr.ee/excusemebrother With Producer Jay on hiatus, Brother Zay from the Loading Up Podcast joins the show! Listen in as they discuss the recent actions of a one Usher Raymond at Super Bowl LVIII. Did Ush go over the top (again) with his antics?

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Excuse Me, Is This Your Phone?

The New Years holiday is a celebration of new beginnings. With that in mind, we know this collaboration will introduce you to several amazing new true-crime podcasts that will quickly become your newest true-crime binges as we enter 2024 because, let's face it, we know that's exactly what you needed! With tons of episodes each, investigative curiosity, and a focus on advocacy, these podcasts will live up to the theme of our collaboration (“New Year, New Binge”) because you'll soon find yourself falling in love with the podcasters  included in these episodes. So, sit back, grab your detective caps, and let's get this party started! Be sure to follow all of the podcasts you enjoyed so you never miss a new episode. Podcasts are listed below in the order in which you will be introduced to them: Crimelines  https://linktr.ee/crimelines Sirens: A Southern True Crime Podcast https://bit.ly/TheSirensNetwork  Private Dicks Podcast https://linktr.ee/privatedicks Morning Cup of Murder  www.morningcupofmurder.com Persons Unknown  https://personsunknown.buzzsprout.com  Fresh Hell Podcast  https://freshhellpodcast.com/ Stories With Sapphire  www.storieswithsapphire.com Travel and True Crime  https://linktr.ee/twistedtraveltruecrimepodcast Excuse Me, That's Illegal www.linktr.ee/excusemethatsillegal.pod A Nefarious Nightmare  www.linktr.ee/anefariousnightmarepodcast The Trail Went Cold https://www.trailwentcold.com Coffee and Cases Podcast https://linktr.ee/coffeeandcases  Teachers Talk Crime https://linktr.ee/teacherstalkcrime True Crime Creepers https://linktr.ee/TrueCrimeCreepers          

The New Years holiday is a celebration of new beginnings. With that in mind, we know this collaboration will introduce you to several amazing new true-crime podcasts that will quickly become your newest true-crime binges as we enter 2024 because, let's face it, we know that's exactly what you needed! With tons of episodes each, investigative curiosity, and a focus on advocacy, these podcasts will live up to the theme of our collaboration (“New Year, New Binge”) because you'll soon find yourself falling in love with the podcasters  included in these episodes. So, sit back, grab your detective caps, and let's get this party started! Be sure to follow all of the podcasts you enjoyed so you never miss a new episode. Podcasts are listed below in the order in which you will be introduced to them: Crimelines  https://linktr.ee/crimelines Sirens: A Southern True Crime Podcast https://bit.ly/TheSirensNetwork  Private Dicks Podcast https://linktr.ee/privatedicks Morning Cup of Murder  www.morningcupofmurder.com Persons Unknown  https://personsunknown.buzzsprout.com  Fresh Hell Podcast  https://freshhellpodcast.com/ Stories With Sapphire  www.storieswithsapphire.com Travel and True Crime  https://linktr.ee/twistedtraveltruecrimepodcast Excuse Me, That's Illegal www.linktr.ee/excusemethatsillegal.pod A Nefarious Nightmare  www.linktr.ee/anefariousnightmarepodcast The Trail Went Cold https://www.trailwentcold.com Coffee and Cases Podcast https://linktr.ee/coffeeandcases  Teachers Talk Crime https://linktr.ee/teacherstalkcrime True Crime Creepers https://linktr.ee/TrueCrimeCreepers          

The New Years holiday is a celebration of new beginnings. With that in mind, we know this collaboration will introduce you to several amazing new true-crime podcasts that will quickly become your newest true-crime binges as we enter 2024 because, let's face it, we know that's exactly what you needed! With tons of episodes each, investigative curiosity, and a focus on advocacy, these podcasts will live up to the theme of our collaboration (“New Year, New Binge”) because you'll soon find yourself falling in love with the podcasters included in these episodes. So, sit back, grab your detective caps, and let's get this party started! Be sure to follow all of the podcasts you enjoyed so you never miss a new episode. Podcasts are listed below in the order in which you will be introduced to them: Part 2: 1:07 Twisted Travel and True Crime https://linktr.ee/twistedtraveltruecrimepodcast 14:52 Excuse Me, That's Illegal www.linktr.ee/excusemethatsillegal.pod 25:34 A Nefarious Nightmare www.linktr.ee/anefariousnightmarepodcast 39:08 The Trail Went Cold https://www.trailwentcold.com 52:45 Coffee and Cases Podcast https://linktr.ee/coffeeandcases  1:09:32 True Crime Creepers https://linktr.ee/TrueCrimeCreepers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As we wrap up 2023, I ask the question, “What was your true crime obsession this year?”  In this episode, I'll find out what true crime cases your favorite true crime podcasters were talking about.   You'll hear my discussions with Tyler from Minds of Madness, Michael from True Crime Guys, Leroy from Excuse Me, That's Illegal, Jerri from FBI Retired Case File Review, and Eric, from True Consequences.   I'll also share the most exciting milestones and events for Once Upon a Crime in 2023 and tell you about the true crime stories I was most obsessed with this year.  Go to our YouTube Channel to watch the video chats of these discussions, or join our Patreon to get the uncut versions.  You'll learn more about me and my guests as we go “off-topic.”   Sponsors:  Seed - www.seed.com/once and use code 25ONCE to get 25% off your first month of Seed's DS-01 Daily Synbiotic.  BetterHelp - www.BetterHelp.com/ONCE to save 10% off your first month of online therapy.  Links:  Once Upon a Crime on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/onceuponacrimepodcast Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/OnceUponACrime Our website: www.truecrimepodcast.com Our Guests' links:  Tyler - Minds of Madness https://mindsofmadnesspodcast.com Michael - True Crime Guys  https://linktr.ee/Truecrimeguysproductions Goodnight Sugar Babe: The Killing of Vera Jo Reigle - https://www.amazon.com/Goodnight-Sugar-Babe-Killing-Reigle/dp/B0757CSRSV Leroy - Excuse Me, That's Illegal https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/excuse-me-thats-illegal/id1526994548 https://www.tiktok.com/@excusemethatsillegal.pod?lang=en https://www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal/ Jerri - FBI Retired Case File Review https://jerriwilliams.com Eric - True Consequences  https://www.trueconsequences.com https://angelsvoicesnm.org The Garden: Commune or Cult? - https://go.discovery.com/show/the-garden-commune-or-cult-discovery-atve-us My recommendations:  Candy - https://press.hulu.com/shows/candy/ Love and Death - https://www.max.com/shows/love-death/f7b16534-5a7b-4e0e-906f-406d25e6b7af Finding Tamika - https://www.audible.com/pd/Finding-Tamika-Audiobook/B09R52P8PW

This Halloween, thirteen true crime podcasts (including (EXCUSE ME, THAT'S ILLEGAL) come together to share dark and disturbing stories. From haunted houses to serial killers, these tales will send chills down your spine and keep you up at night. Join us for this special 2-part Halloween episode entitled "When Darkness Calls" as we explore the darkest corners of humanity. But be warned: these stories are not for the faint of heart. When darkness calls, how will YOU respond?Listener discretion is advised.Podcasts are listed here in order of appearance:Part 1: True Crime South Africa https://linktr.ee/truecrimesouthafricaTrue Crime Cat Lawyer   https://linktr.ee/truecrimecatlawyerPrivate Dicks https://linktr.ee/privatedicksCoffee and Cases https://linktr.ee/coffeeandcasesTeachers Talk Crime: https://linktr.ee/teacherstalkcrimeExcuse Me, That's Illegal https://linktr.ee/excusemethatsillegal.pod Fresh Hell Podcast https://freshhellpodcast.comPart 2: Twisted Travel and True Crime https://linktr.ee/twistedtraveltruecrimepodcastBody to Burial https://linktr.ee/bodytoburialTill Death Do Us Part https://linktr.ee/tilldeathdouspartpodcastUnethical Podcast https://linktr.ee/unethicalpodcastPNW Haunts & Homicides https://www.pnwhauntsandhomicides.com/True CrimeCast (https://linktr.ee/truecrimecast)Our Sponsors:* Check out HelloFresh: http://hellofresh.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This Halloween, thirteen true crime podcasts (including Excuse Me, That's Illegal) come together to share dark and disturbing stories. From haunted houses to serial killers, these tales will send chills down your spine and keep you up at night. Join us for this special 2-part Halloween episode entitled "When Darkness Calls" as we explore the darkest corners of humanity. But be warned: these stories are not for the faint of heart. When darkness calls, how will YOU respond?Listener discretion is advised.Podcasts are listed here in order of appearance:Part 1: True Crime South Africa https://linktr.ee/truecrimesouthafricaTrue Crime Cat Lawyer   https://linktr.ee/truecrimecatlawyerPrivate Dicks https://linktr.ee/privatedicksCoffee and Cases https://linktr.ee/coffeeandcasesTeachers Talk Crime: https://linktr.ee/teacherstalkcrimeExcuse Me, That's Illegal https://linktr.ee/excusemethatsillegal.pod Fresh Hell Podcast https://freshhellpodcast.comPart 2: Twisted Travel and True Crime https://linktr.ee/twistedtraveltruecrimepodcastBody to Burial https://linktr.ee/bodytoburialTill Death Do Us Part https://linktr.ee/tilldeathdouspartpodcastUnethical Podcast https://linktr.ee/unethicalpodcastPNW Haunts & Homicides https://www.pnwhauntsandhomicides.com/True CrimeCast (https://linktr.ee/truecrimecast)Our Sponsors:* Check out HelloFresh: http://hellofresh.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This Halloween, thirteen true crime podcasts (including Coffee and Cases) come together to share dark and disturbing stories. From haunted houses to serial killers, these tales will send chills down your spine and keep you up at night. Join us for this special 2-part Halloween episode entitled "When Darkness Calls" as we explore the darkest corners of humanity. But be warned: these stories are not for the faint of heart. When darkness calls, how will YOU respond? Listener discretion is advised.Podcasts are listed here in order of appearance:Part 1: True Crime South Africa https://linktr.ee/truecrimesouthafrica True Crime Cat Lawyer https://linktr.ee/truecrimecatlawyer Private Dicks https://linktr.ee/privatedicks Coffee and Cases https://linktr.ee/coffeeandcases Teachers Talk Crime: https://linktr.ee/teacherstalkcrime Excuse Me, That's Illegal https://linktr.ee/excusemethatsillegal.pod Fresh Hell Podcast https://freshhellpodcast.comPart 2: Twisted Travel and True Crime https://linktr.ee/twistedtraveltruecrimepodcast Body to Burial https://linktr.ee/bodytoburial Till Death Do Us Part https://linktr.ee/tilldeathdouspartpodcast Unethical Podcast https://linktr.ee/unethicalpodcast PNW Haunts & Homicides https://www.pnwhauntsandhomicides.com/ True CrimeCast (https://linktr.ee/truecrimecast)

This Halloween, thirteen true crime podcasts (including Coffee and Cases) come together to share dark and disturbing stories. From haunted houses to serial killers, these tales will send chills down your spine and keep you up at night. Join us for this special 2-part Halloween episode entitled "When Darkness Calls" as we explore the darkest corners of humanity. But be warned: these stories are not for the faint of heart. When darkness calls, how will YOU respond? Listener discretion is advised.Podcasts are listed here in order of appearance:Part 1: True Crime South Africa https://linktr.ee/truecrimesouthafrica True Crime Cat Lawyer https://linktr.ee/truecrimecatlawyer Private Dicks https://linktr.ee/privatedicks Coffee and Cases https://linktr.ee/coffeeandcases Teachers Talk Crime: https://linktr.ee/teacherstalkcrime Excuse Me, That's Illegal https://linktr.ee/excusemethatsillegal.pod Fresh Hell Podcast https://freshhellpodcast.comPart 2: Twisted Travel and True Crime https://linktr.ee/twistedtraveltruecrimepodcast Body to Burial https://linktr.ee/bodytoburial Till Death Do Us Part https://linktr.ee/tilldeathdouspartpodcast Unethical Podcast https://linktr.ee/unethicalpodcast PNW Haunts & Homicides https://www.pnwhauntsandhomicides.com/ True CrimeCast (https://linktr.ee/truecrimecast)Please also consider supporting Coffee and Cases by joining us over on our Patreon page! Get access to monthly mini-episodes as well as one full solved case per month by joining today! Go to https://www.patreon.com/coffeeandcases to register!Use my special link (https://zen.ai/coffeeandcasesblendpromo) to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout!Save $110* off the full list price of Stock Advisor for your first year, go to fool.com/coffeeandcases and use promo code coffeeandcases and start your investing journey today! *$110 discount off of $199 per year list price.Membership will renew annually at the then current list price.Try Cure today and feel the difference for yourself! Use my special link (https://zen.ai/coffeeandcasespod20) for 20% off your order, coupon activated at checkout!Try Nom Nom today; go to https://trynom.com/coffeeandcases and get 50% off your first order plus free shipping