Two Tired Therapists

After a four-month hiatus, your favorite Two Tired Therapists are finally back behind the mic! In this comeback episode, Kyle and Jackie catch up on where they've been, what in the hell they've been doing, and all the things that have been exhausting them while they were away. From life changes to random rants, nothing is off the table as they catch up with each other and discuss new changes (they're good, we promise) you will see in 2025. Make sure to reconnect with your Two Tired Therapists on Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), Facebook (Two Tired Therapists), or drop them an email at twotiredtherapists@gmail.com. And since we've been gone, go leave a review—we might just read it on a future episode!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-tired-therapists--5762941/support.

Welcome back to another hilarious episode of Two Tired Therapists! This week, Kyle and Jackie take on the eerie case of the Zodiac Killer, inspired by the Netflix documentary This Is The Zodiac Speaking. Your two favorite therapists debate about the similarities to some other famous cases and documentaries. But before they get into the dark details, Kyle is over people who can't get their act together at the self-checkout—scan, bag, go! Meanwhile, Jackie is tired of the agonizing decision-making process every time she picks a nail color—why is it so hard to choose? But she'll choose a dark color every time!In this episode, your favorite therapists analyze the documentary's portrayal of the Zodiac Killer, exploring the psychology behind the infamous case, discussing theories, and breaking down what keeps people so captivated by true crime. After all that intensity, they lighten the mood with a Buzzfeed quiz to find out which Hogwarts house they'd be sorted into—based on their Disney song choices, of course!Connect with your Two Tired Therapists on Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), Facebook (Two Tired Therapists), or send them your thoughts at twotiredtherapists@gmail.com. And don't forget to leave a review—you might just hear it in a future episode!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-tired-therapists--5762941/support.

Welcome back to a spooky episode of Two Tired Therapists! This week, Kyle and Jackie dive into the eerie origins and fascinating history of Halloween, exploring how ancient traditions transformed into the candy-filled holiday we know today. But before they get into the haunted festivities, Kyle is tired of the never-ending reports about people supposedly putting drugs in Halloween candy—seriously, who's wasting their stash on kids? Meanwhile, Jackie is over stores pushing Halloween candy out in August—let us enjoy summer first!In this episode, your favorite therapists unravel the history of Halloween, from its roots in Celtic festivals to modern-day trick-or-treating. They share their thoughts on how fear and fun intersect on this holiday and sprinkle in some spooky psychological insights. To wrap things up, they play Fear or Flop, where they reveal their deepest fears and decide if they're legit or just laughable.Connect with your Two Tired Therapists on Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), Facebook (Two Tired Therapists), or drop them a line at twotiredtherapists@gmail.com. And don't forget to leave a review—we'll read it in a future episode (if it's not too scary)!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-tired-therapists--5762941/support.

Welcome back to another hilarious episode of Two Tired Therapists! This week, Jackie and Kyle take on the Ask a Therapist subreddit, answering burning questions from people seeking advice on everything that their therapist does and how to find a good one (like your favorites!). But first, Kyle is completely over deworming and then posting a picture of their poop online—why is this even a thing?! After hearing that, Jackie talks about being exhausted by the oversharing epidemic on social media—some things are better left unsaid (looking at you dewormers)!In this episode, your favorite therapists read through some interesting and puzzling questions from the Ask a Therapist subreddit, offering their professional insights mixed with plenty of laughs. From wondering if your therapist is purposely trying to piss you off and if they have favorite clients, Kyle and Jackie dish out practical advice and a few reality checks. At the end, they attempt a Buzzfeed trivia quiz and quickly realize they would never survive on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire—but at least they'll leave you laughing!Connect with your Two Tired Therapists on Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), Facebook (Two Tired Therapists), or send them your thoughts at twotiredtherapists@gmail.com. And don't forget to leave a review—you might just hear it on a future episode!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-tired-therapists--5762941/support.

Welcome back to another thrilling episode of Two Tired Therapists! This week, Kyle and Jackie sink their teeth into the gripping Netflix and Emmy-winning show Baby Reindeer, dissecting its dark themes and intense psychological layers. But before that, Kyle is fed up with people who don't know proper drive-thru etiquette—how hard is it to pull up closer to the window? Meanwhile, Jackie is tired of the weather refusing to embrace fall—it's too hot for pumpkin spice!In this episode, your two favorite therapists unpack the emotional rollercoaster that is Baby Reindeer, exploring the show's portrayal of obsession, boundaries, and how trauma impacts relationships. They discuss and break down the psychological manipulation depicted in the series and talk about why it was so tough to watch (try not to victim blame!). To top things off, Kyle and Jackie bring the laughs with a game of Gay or Straight: UK Edition.Connect with your Two Tired Therapists on Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), Facebook (Two Tired Therapists), or send them your thoughts at twotiredtherapists@gmail.com. Don't forget to leave a review—we'll read it on a future episode, no matter how shady!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-tired-therapists--5762941/support.

Happy Tuesday and welcome back to another chaotic and hilarious episode of Two Tired Therapists! This week, Kyle and Jackie dive headfirst into the wildest Reddit stories they could find—from feuds to cringe-worthy scenarios, nothing is off-limits. Before getting into the Reddit rabbit hole, Kyle is over the lip filler obsession—why is everyone trying to make their lips look huge? Meanwhile, Jackie's fed up with men calling women “aggressive” for simply having opinions.In this episode, your favorite exhausted therapists read and react to some of the most outrageous and mind-boggling posts on Reddit, offering their professional and not-so-professional takes on everything from petty drama to bizarre life choices. Stick around as they give unsolicited advice to people who probably need it, but definitely didn't ask for it.Don't forget to connect with your Two Tired Therapists on Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), Facebook (Two Tired Therapists), or shoot them an email at twotiredtherapists@gmail.com. And as always, leave a review—we'll roast it (nicely) on a future episode!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-tired-therapists--5762941/support.

Welcome back to another eye-opening episode of Two Tired Therapists! This week, Kyle and Jackie pull back the curtain on the mysterious and manipulative world of cults, breaking down how they operate, why people join, and what psychological tactics cult leaders use to control their followers. But first, Kyle needs to get something off his chest—why do people insist on putting money down on the counter instead of handing it directly to the cashier? Meanwhile, Jackie's over the ridiculous casting on reality dating shows—are they even trying to find real connections anymore?In this episode, your two favorite therapists explore the psychology behind cults, from the recruitment process to the mind control techniques that keep members trapped. They share real-world examples of famous cults and offer insights into how to recognize when something is veering into cult territory. To close things out, Jackie challenges Kyle to a quiz on the strangest cult rituals—will he know which ones are real?Stay connected with your Two Tired Therapists on Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), Facebook (Two Tired Therapists), or send them your thoughts at twotiredtherapists@gmail.com. And don't forget to leave a review—we might just read it on a future episode!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-tired-therapists--5762941/support.

Welcome back to another exceptionally professional episode of Two Tired Therapists! This week, Kyle and Jackie take a deep dive into the world of hoarding with a focus on the show Hoarders and the complexities of Hoarding Disorder. Before your favorite therapists get into it, Kyle, ever the purveyor of unique insights, is tired of people using their families, and specifically kids as an excuse (childless people unite!). Meanwhile, Jackie is tired of everything becoming a meme.In this episode, your Two Tired Therapists tackle the reality TV phenomenon of Hoarders, dissecting what it reveals about hoarding behavior and the underlying psychological issues at play. They explore the symptoms and treatment options for Hoarding Disorder, drawing on both personal observations and professional insights. At the end, Jackie quizzes Kyle on what color his personality is. Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).Resources:Ruthann's Episode of Hoarders: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l3Qt3XUSCw https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK519704/table/ch3.t29/ https://www.apa.org/monitor/2020/04/ce-corner-hoarding https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hoarding-disorder/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20356062https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/hoarding-disorder/what-is-hoarding-disorder#section_3 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-tired-therapists--5762941/support.

Welcome back to another lovely episode of TTT! This week, Jackie and Kyle discuss the horrors of The Program: Cons, Cults and Kidnapping, a documentary on Netflix directed by Katherine Kubler about the trauma of being sent to a behavior modification school which really didn't do shit to help them. But before they dive in, Kyle chats about how he's tired of sex reveals, specifically the ones where people are disappointed (some to an alarming degree) and Jackie is tired of Producer Justin calling her a content creator when she ain't making any money (someone please make us go viral!!). The two discuss The Program, their thoughts and how damaging these types of facilities are. Finally, Jackie quizzes Kyle on Harry Potter trivia. Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists).Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-tired-therapists--5762941/support.

Hello, Two Tired fans, friends, family, and folks at home! Your absolute favorite therapists are back from break, even though it was much longer than anticipated (Thanks Producer Justin for not editing episodes quickly enough). Jackie and Kyle are rested, hydrated, vibing, and thriving and here to feed the children with Psychology Hacks.But before you find out whether you're a raging misogynist or incel, Kyle chats about how he's tired of the Hawk Tuah viral moment and Jackie is tired of people randomly shooting off fireworks for no reason (some of us have anxious dogs who need drugs). Kyle dishes the utterly wonderful wisdom that he found on internet and both Jackie and Kyle try not die while talking about how some of these really have nothing to do with Psychology or mental health or really anything that any person should do or say to another. Finally, they play the brand new game of Gay, Straight, or Hillbilly. Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-tired-therapists--5762941/support.

Hi Gay, Happy Pride Month!! Welcome back to another episode of Two Tired Therapists, where you will hear things that you cannot un-hear or picture as we discuss some truly rotted Reddit tales. But before you grab the bleach (for your eyes and ears), Jackie is tired of the YouTube algorithm that has somehow blessed her with Gordon Ramsey and Hell's Kitchen, while Kyle is tired of the straights and their PDA (just in time for Pride Month!). Back by popular demand, Jackie culls some rotted, cursed tales from the depths of Reddit's underbelly to bring you some of the most truly heinous stories to date. Jackie and Kyle discuss what they would do, or wouldn't do, and if they would lose their shit if these scenarios happened to them. They end this episode with a totally apropos and not at all planned game of Gay or Straight. Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-tired-therapists--5762941/support.

Get ready for the ascension, because we're diving into some uncharted territory with the wildest documentary that your favorite Two Tired Therapists have seen to date. But before the colloidal silver hits, Jackie is pulling her hair out over autocorrect making a mess of her texts, while Kyle's fed up with the body positivity movement, especially when tiny, skinny people are at the center of it.This week, we're unraveling the eerie story of "Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God." Jackie gives a detailed account of this bizarre cult and its enigmatic leader, while Kyle breaks down the psychological aspects that made people fall for it. Later on, they play Fetch or Flop: Iconic Daytime Talk Show Edition. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-tired-therapists--5762941/support.

Get ready for the ascension, because we're diving into some uncharted territory with the wildest documentary that your favorite Two Tired Therapists have seen to date. But before the colloidal silver hits, Jackie is pulling her hair out over autocorrect making a mess of her texts, while Kyle's fed up with the body positivity movement, especially when tiny, skinny people are at the center of it.This week, we're unraveling the eerie story of "Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God." Jackie gives a detailed account of this bizarre cult and its enigmatic leader, while Kyle breaks down the psychological aspects that made people fall for it. Later on, they play Fetch or Flop: Iconic Daytime Talk Show Edition. Sourceshttps://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2023/11/love-has-won-mother-god-cult-amy-carlsonhttps://www.docdroid.net/MkW2hne/carlson-amy-renee-pdf#page=7Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists).Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-tired-therapists--5762941/support.

Get ready to join us for the grand finale of The Twilight Saga as we sink our teeth into the thrilling conclusion of Breaking Dawn Part 2. But before we leap into the world of vampires and werewolves, Jackie and Kyle have some pent-up frustrations to air. Jackie's fed up with alternative schools causing more harm than good, while Kyle's had it with the flat earth nonsense. Sorry flat earthers, but the truth is round!As we dissect the epic showdowns and shocking revelations of Breaking Dawn Part 2, expect Jackie and Kyle to dig deep into the drama. From the intense Volturi standoff to the heart-stopping action sequences, nothing is off-limits. And brace yourselves, as they just might butt heads over Jacob's contentious imprinting and Bella's transformation into a vampire.Stay tuned for our special segment, "Twilight Flip or Flop," where Jackie and Kyle give their unfiltered opinions on key moments from the movie. Will they flip for the epic battle scene or flop over Renesmee's CGI? Tune in to find out!Don't miss your chance to connect with your two outspoken hosts through email (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). And remember, your feedback shapes future episodes – whether you're Team Edward, Team Jacob, or somewhere in between, Jackie and Kyle want to hear from you!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-tired-therapists--5762941/support.

Hello TTT super fans! Grab your glitter and garlic because today we're diving deep into the melodramatic monsoon that is The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1. Before we sink our teeth into the sparkling skin of the Cullen clan, Kyle and Jackie share how they are not only tired of the new Taylor Swift album, but the diehard fans as well… sorry to the Swifties out there! As we unravel the enigma of that mother effing animatronic baby, don't be shocked if Jackie and Kyle continue to debate why this was chosen and who was responsible for that choice (you've been warned!). Stick around as they wrap up with a Buzzfeed quiz about how much they know about Breaking Dawn (they did their best). Tune in, it's going to be an iconic episode you won't want to miss!Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).

The struggle bus has stopped and we want you to get on. Jackie and Kyle dive headfirst into the messy, awkward, and often ridiculous world of anxiety. It's like a self-help book but with more jokes and fewer pages. But first, Kyle is wrestling with the wild beast that is the Instagram algorithm. He's pretty sure it's out to get him, showing him videos of their daily water with 9 million flavoring packets. Jackie is on a mission to finally put an end to the Bermuda Triangle of personal items lost between her car seat and console. Together, they're tired of the nonsense but are here to make sense of it all for you.From breathing exercises that sound like a whale call to debating the effectiveness of screaming into the void (or just a pillow, for apartment living), this is your go-to guide for navigating the highs and lows of anxiety, with detours through the ridiculous. Whether you're looking for advice, treatments, or just want to feel like you're not alone in the weirdness of it all, Jackie and Kyle have got your back. Tune in to laugh, learn, and maybe even find out how to stop your phone from listening to your conversations. Or at least, how to give it something interesting to listen to.Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).

Well, well, well, you're back with us, you flop! JK, we're here on this glorious Tuesday to talk about the wonderful world of Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity (NGRI) and in true Jackie fashion, she tells too many stories of her time in the state hospital and prison system. Before they get into the drama mama, Kyle is tired of pornstaches (you don't look good no matter what affirmations you tell yourself in the mirror) and Jackie is tired of small talk, mostly because she's not good at it (is this surprising to anyone?). Jackie pops the corn and feeds the children and also brings them to school about everything NGRI. Don't believe what you read, it's A LOT harder to plead it than you think. Enjoy both Jackie and Kyle feeling triggered throughout the episode about everything they learned, or maybe didn't learn in school. Before they wrap things up, they play another wonderful Spring/Easter Edition of Gay or Straight.Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).Resources:https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/insanity_defensehttps://law.justia.com/cases/federal/district-courts/FSupp/525/1342/1692613/  https://mhanational.org/issues/support-insanity-defense https://www.mentalillnessandthecriminallaw.com/post/statistics-on-mental-illness-the-insanity-defensehttps://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/law-disorder/202002/not-guilty-reason-insanityhttps://healthandjusticejournal.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s40352-023-00230-z

Hey you Team Edward and Team Jacob girlies! Ready for us to drag your favorite movie series again? Jackie and Kyle are tired of many things this week, namely low quality alcoholic water and ads on YouTube, respectively. Honorable mentions on the shit list include Burger King getting drinks wrong, the weather, acid reflux, Cheaters (the show), and providing children with alcohol (well…maybe we're OK with that one). In providing their very critical and completely professional review of Twilight: Eclipse, Jackie and Kyle dive into important topics such as red flags in vampires AND werewolves, Bella being a flop (still), vampires and haircuts, Bryce Dallas Howard, vampires and racism, sex dynamics between vampires, and wigs (still). Jackie and Kyle also find out which extremely odd moment they are through the magic of Buzzfeed quizzes. Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome). “Apparently he's from the era of the Duggers. I know he's from 19-whatever but Jesus Christ you're in the 21st century you old bitch.” -Jackie

If you've been feeling the crushing weight of reality and unrelenting expectations of society then boy do we have a great episode for you to avoid all that! This week, Jackie turns her tiredness to fuel not only her car, but also her road rage toward people who drive under the speed limit. Kyle, in his eternal war against men, turns his tiredness toward the boys posting videos doing backflips with their teeny lil' peens flopping all around.In this episode, our two tired therapists return to the very messy and complex life of Natalia Grace. In their very professional and extremely ethical way, they discuss the goings on in the new season of the hit docuseries, The Curious Case of Natalia Grace: Natalia Speaks (Available on Max, but not HBO Max - very different, keep up!). Definite spoilies for this season AND the first season, so be sure to watch or listen to the two-part recounting of season one by your two tired therapists.Season 2 highlights: pepper spray, lots of lying, Histrionic Personality Disorder (still), what not to do when investing in children for financial gain, Rosamund Pike, bamboozling healthcare workers, real tea on the laws around people with disabilities, and at the end of the day just more questions. You'll laugh, you'll scream, you'll wonder if you're experiencing a psychotic break, and then you'll count your blessings when you realize maybe you don't have it so bad (or maybe you do, who's to say?).Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).

Well, it's everyone's favorite holiday, Valentine's Day! Grab the strongest drink you can stomach and meditate before turning on this extremely chaotic episode of Two Tired Therapists. For the holiest of commercial holidays, Jackie and Kyle have two very special guests (spoiler: their significant others) and they play a modified version of the Newlywed Game, with the goal being to see which couple will break up faster. Before they get into the game, Jackie, Kyle, Producer Justin, and Edward collectively discuss what they are tired of. There are a lot of opinions, so listen to the episode for some very hot takes about Valentine's Day and some non-V-Day related. Prepare to become uncomfortable as you listen to each couple passive-aggressively argue about different facts about themselves, their relationships, and each other. If this episode does not make you want to be single, we don't know what will! After the lawyers have decided who gets what in their respective divorces, they play Gay or Straight: Valentine's Day Edition. Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). If you really love us, you'll subscribe to us on wherever you get your podcasts.Leave us a review and we will shout you out, even if you tell us we are terrible (because we're not delulu and we know!). “This is going to go downhill REAL fast.” - Kyle

Welcome back to another very professional episode of Two Tired Therapists where Kyle continues to refer to bean flicking (better defined in this episode). Jackie struggles through the tiredness of misogynistic feedback while Kyle fights the true fight of eating deli sandwiches that are encumbered with too much roughage. Our Two Tired Therapists dive into the second book/movie of the Twilight Saga: New Moon, and they have some questions (Stephanie, call us). Big spoilies ahead. Thankfully, the wig budget has improved. Unfortunately, Bella is a big flop, hallucination, and presenting with symptoms of Borderline Personality Disorder (see our personality episode trilogy). Werewolves hit the stage while Jackie and Kyle try to determine if a 104-year-old vampire dating a 17-year-old girl is acceptable. We learn Jackie wouldn't want to be a vampire but Kyle would (is that really a surprise?). They end by taking an extremely valid and reliable Buzzfeed Quiz about which iconic moment they are in New Moon.Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com) and Instagram (@twotiredtherapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).“Where's your cellphone bitch? It's 2009.” -Jackie

Welcome to 2024! Jackie and Kyle decided that it seemed like the time to do a very serious, intelligent, analytical, existential, in-depth review of the Twilight Saga. If you can read our minds like Edward, you know that's completely false. Before your two favorite therapists share their reactions to watching Twilight as adults (this is your trigger warning), Kyle is tired of people who say they are 1/32nd Native American, or some iteration of that (coincidentally on brand for this episode) and Jackie is tired of DNA testing kits and explains her unhinged and extremely paranoid thoughts of why she will absolutely never partake in this popular trend. Jackie and Kyle spend a very long time (sorry Producer Justin) discussing their reactions to Twilight (and trying to remember the plot of the books for unknown reasons), reminiscing about the later aughts and the fashion, all of the things they hated about it, and somewhere in there is a plot summary. They also have a semi-heated debate about casting choices of Edward and Bella, which you need to wait until the end to see if they will continue making this podcast since their opinions vastly differ. After all of the bickering between them, they play a Buzzfeed game of Date or Dump: Twilight edition. Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).“Not gonna lie, would have laughed if she showed me his glittery tits.” - Jackie

Welcome to the Two Tired Therapists Christmas Cheer Episode! LOL, JK, but really can you believe it's Christmas? If you wanted to get schooled in all things The Twelve Days of Christmas song, please get ready to have your mind blown! Before that, Jackie is tired of using nutcrackers as decorations and Kyle is tired of people thinking Baby It's Cold Outside as a (trigger warning) rape anthem. Once Jackie and Kyle get through all of the different pieces of the song (spoiler: it's mostly birds), they discuss whether the things of that song are Gay or Straight. Kyle also surprises Jackie with a completely fitting Twelve Days of Therapy to wrap up our year. Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).We here at TTT wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Whatever You Celebrate (or don't - no judgment here), and a Happy New Year! We better see you in 2024!

It's almost the end of the year, thank GAWD! But before we close 2023, Two Tired Therapists had to bring back everyone's favorite topic: Reddit Disaster Stories! Before getting into the drama, Jackie is tired of people who use their babies for content (no one wants to see a video of you waking up every 2 hours #lame) and Kyle discusses being tired of those who own Stanleys cups (insert Jackie being called out), but then saves their friendship by explaining he means those who make having a Stanley their whole personality. If you're still reading this, Jackie and Kyle read some real (or maybe fake) entertaining stories that people post on the internet. One even involves a bomb threat and a naked man! After deciding that people are awful, your two favorite therapists play another enthralling edition of Gay or Straight, which involves Jesus and couples who kiss in pictures. Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome). “She could have 100% vom-ed on your dick.”-Jackie “Okay gross.” - Kyle

Hey, all you SAD girlies waiting for T-Swift's breakup album from that football guy. It's our last episode for November, and boy is winter coming. Jackie is having a hard time with ads being obnoxiously loud on streaming services (but you can't hear normal volume conversation, wtf?) while Kyle is on his way to getting canceled (again) over his opinion on the word neurodivergent. Kyle takes us on a bleak tour of various depressive disorders, with notable mentions of some of your festive favorites like Seasonal Affective Disorder (you will probably be quite disappointed to find out you don't have this so stop saying it). They'll talk about symptoms, treatment, and even MENSES!!! (Isn't it weird the word for your period has the word MEN in it?) They'll also introduce a new game: Is it gay or straight? You'll laugh but mostly cry because…depression. Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome). “Don't track you cycles in your apps because the man will get it and when they Handmaids Tale us, they'll know” -Jackie For all your PMDD needs: - 5+ symptoms present in the final week before cycle with improvements noticed within a few days of cycle, becoming minimal or absent at the end of cycle Must have at least one of the following: >Mood lability (“swings”)Irritability or anger with interpersonal conflictsDepressed mood or feelings of hopelessness; Self-deprecating thoughtsAnxiety, tension, or feeling on edge At least one of the following but a total of five (including from the previous list):Decreased interest in usual activitiesConcentration issuesLethargy, fatigue, or low energyChange in appetite >Change in sleepSense of being overwhelmed or out of controlPhysical symptoms such as breast tenderness or swelling, joint/muscle pain, bloating, or weight gain Must be present in most of your cycles over a one-year period of time.

Happy NO-vember, as Jackie and Kyle say! Here is your pre-Thanksgiving edition of TTT about boundaries (not just for S&M) and have no fear, boundaries are a good thing, kids, and Jackie and Kyle are here to tell you all about it. Before they get into it, Jackie is tired of cranberry sauce and Kyle is tired of people who make holidays all about themselves and when a specific holiday is THEIR SPECIAL DAY! Jackie straight up lifts from a Psychology Today article about the 5 steps to create and maintain healthy boundaries (we did use proper citations!). They share a few laughs and some wisdom about their experiences with boundaries, and not surprisingly, Jackie has some prison stories. At the end, Jackie surprises Kyle with terrible nightmare scenarios in an awful game of This or That which they are forced to choose which horrible situation they would rather endure. Please let us know which scenarios you'd choose on our Instagram stories!Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).“Don't talk about my ingrown pubic hair that I told you about in confidence.” - KyleSources: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-addiction-connection/202210/5-steps-creating-and-maintaining-healthy-boundaries https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/conquering-codependency/202208/6-ways-set-boundaries-without-guilt https://positivepsychology.com/great-self-care-setting-healthy-boundaries/ https://psychcentral.com/relationships/what-are-personal-boundaries-how-do-i-get-some https://www.therapistaid.com/therapy-worksheet/setting-boundaries

Happy Halloweenie!!!! We here at Two Tired Therapists hope your spooky szn is as terrifying as ever. Your ghouls are back, mainly to drag people (re: freaks) who buy and consume candy corn (please write in so we can drag you by name), but mostly to discuss the infamous Sanderson Sisters: Winnifred, Mary and Sarah. The gangs all here, even Thackery (not Zachary) Binx! Spoilies for Hocus Pocus 1 & 2 (both available on Disney+ - please sponsor us Disney). Other topics explored: Mani phases (re: Bipolar Disorder), personality disorders (naturally), the IQ of the general population in the 1650's, which Sanderson sister Jackie and Kyle identify with, and if they would suck the life out of a child (the answer may not surprise you). You'll get a horrific round of This or That?: Halloween Edition! Stay spooky, tired, and petty!Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).“Welcome to Amurica, here's your lobe-blaster [bitch].”-Jackie

Welcome to fall, y'all! Jackie and Kyle are back for the greatest debate of all time, was Albus Dumbledore a menace to society, or did he only give a shit about himself? Before they get into (read: fight about) it, Kyle discusses being tired of people who talk about their kid's age in months (who has the time for that kind of math?!) and Jackie talks about her disdain for those who use their phone while working out. In this episode, Jackie describes a new-fangled type of narcissism, Compensatory Narcissistic Personality Disorder that some randos on the internet have decided that Albus Dumbledore has. Despite using differing sources for their knowledge (Kyle = books, Jackie = movies), both agree that Compensatory Narcissistic Personality Disorder is probably not a thing. Later on, Jackie has a fun game of Would You Rather regarding some of the most famous drinks in the Harry Potter world.Sources for this episode:https://careersinpsychology.org/about-narcissistic-personality-disorder/https://whatculture.com/film/8-movie-heroes-who-definitely-have-personality-disorders?page=9#:~:text=1.,Dumbledore%20%2D%20Compensatory%20Narcissistic%20Personality%20Disorderhttps://www.thehealthboard.com/what-is-compensatory-narcissism.htmhttps://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/ambigamy/201904/compensatory-narcissism-is-natural-life-stage Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).“Gay was not cool…It was barely cool now.” - Kyle

Is your seatbelt still on, honey? In the insane conclusion, Kyle takes us on the last part of the fucked up journey into the life of Natalia Grace, an adopted child and/or adult that is terrorized and/or terrorizes a family in Indianapolis, Indiana. Jackie and Kyle continue to have many thoughts to share, theories to be explained, and questions for everyone involved. Mainly, what the fuck?!! Show up for the drama and leave without your sanity…again. Don't forget there are tons of spoilies for the Max docuseries The Curious Case of Natalia Grace.Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).

Did you bring your seatbelt, honey? You better buckle up for a wild ride through the questionable life of Natalia Grace. Before the tea gets spilled, Jackie shares how Jackie feels (tired) about people Jackie doesn't like talking in first-person, and Kyle, in his COVID quarantine realness, discovers the world of ASMR eating videos, complete with gulping AND chewing. In this episode, Kyle takes us on one fucked up journey into the life of Natalia Grace, an adopted child and/or adult that is terrorized and/or terrorizes a family in Indianapolis, Indiana. Jackie and Kyle have many thoughts to share, theories to explain, and many questions for everyone involved in this story. You'll come for the drama and leave without your sanity. Spoilers for the Max docuseries The Curious Case of Natalia Grace.Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).“Nom nom nom put me on an ASMR eating video because I ate that shit up.” -Kyle

Your Two favorite Tired Therapists are back for a new educational episode on one of the most interesting paraphilic disorders, Frotteuristic Disorder. But before they give you the rub on Frotteurism, Jackie and Kyle share their thoughts on putting stickers about your family on cars (spoiler: they're tired of it). Jackie gives a clinical breakdown from an actual scientific study (only took them thirty episodes to get here, amirite?!) about Frotteurism, its symptoms, differential diagnoses, and what one could expect from treatment.Later on, Jackie and Kyle get a little bit weird with some rather…odd Would You Rather Questions. Hopefully, you're listening as a consenting non-consenting person, and definitely don't forget to like and subscribe to Two Tired Therapists. Extra points go to those who leave us a review (that we might just feature on a future episode) and if you don't, we'll send you to the dark side!Sources for this episode:https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/conditions/frotteuristic-disorderhttps://europepmc.org/article/NBK/nbk563260Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). “It said ‘Baby all up in this shit,' I said all right, I'd fuck with these people.” - Jackie

Our most requested episode topic is back back back back back again! This week on Two Tired Therapists, Jackie and Kyle are much too excited to deliver another episode brought to you by the depths of Reddit's vile cesspools. But before diving headfirst into the mess, Kyle is tired of the weather (not surprising), and Jackie would love ice with that, but not too much ice, okay?! Once again, Jackie takes too much pleasure in choosing these ungodly stories (mostly about poop and grown men), and she and Kyle react and give unsolicited advice to the writers of these stories. Be sure to keep the bleach on hand so you can wash out your eyes, ears, and body after hearing these messy stories. Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). “If you're not going to the doctor for the poo, maybe go for the depression.” - Jackie

This week's episode marks the debut (and conclusion) of Producer Justin's guest star role on the internationally acclaimed podcast Two Tired Therapists. Jackie fails to comprehend society's lack of skill in parking a vehicle between two lines while Kyle struggles to find acceptance in the upcoming cage fight between Alleged Genius “Insane Unhinged Flop” Elon and Daddy “Alien Head McDonald's Butterface” Mark. Producer Justin brings actual TikTok's for these “real” therapists to react to, resulting in Jackie, Kyle, and Greg being called out frequently. Other topics include Gatorade, Twitter (RIP), (the lack of) qualitative research on happiness in raising children, and skincare differences between couples. Producer Justin jumps on the fetch or flop bandwagon with his “special” edition which mostly turns out to be flops (or fails).Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists).“Here come the divorce papers…”-Kyle

Welcome back to another titillating episode of Two Tired Therapists! This week, Jackie goes after the Boomer's and their excessive use of capital letters while Kyle questions the narcissism of vocal coaches who critique famous singers (you ain't shit, sis.). On this week's episode, Kyle presents a haphazard group of topics including myths about therapy (Is it your parent's fault? Do I have to lie on a couch? Is therapy really just a flop?), weird things people say to therapists outside of therapy (Are you reading my mind?), and weird things therapists say in session (You can't avoid your emotions!). Bonus topics include Kyle's critical review of The Little Mermaid (which comes highly recommended), more prison stories from Jackie, Maury, and Dr. Phil, but (surprisingly) no punani talk. You'll enjoy a stimulating round of fact or crap where Jackie does surprisingly well (how'd she get so smart?). Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). -Jackie: “On that note, take all your personalities and…”-Kyle: “Shove it!”

After the last episode, Jackie and Kyle are back to discuss the reasons why people date serial killers. Before they unpack the hybristophilia folder, Kyle continues his war on the gays by discrediting their summer anthem and Jackie talks about being tired of the multi-level marketing schemes that are trying to sell her things she doesn't want. To top it all off, Jackie reciprocates a would you rather segment that is geared towards one of Kyle's favorite series. Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists).“Just type ‘shit's 20% off diarrhea tea” - Jackie

Please get all of your personalities ready to dissociate! This week Jackie and Kyle talk about The 24 Faces of Billy Milligan, a documentary on Netflix that forced Jackie to re-think her original opinions on Dissociative Identity Disorder (spoiler alert: they don't change that much), and Kyle and Jackie discuss the merits of this diagnosis. Before getting into DID, Kyle talks about how he's tired of people who say they have addictive personalities and Jackie is tired of streaming services that release one episode at a time (Who's got the time to wait?!). Later, Jackie and Kyle go on a wild ride of Would You Rather questions about personality traits. Make sure you bring all of your personalities (except your addictive one, please) when you listen to Two Tired Therapists.Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists).“Gotta come clean before you meet Jesus.” - Kyle “I'm gonna meet Jesus one day and he's gonna say ‘You're rotted goodbye.” - Jackie

Jackie and Kyle are back after a well deserved break, even though many of you asked us where we were (WE WERE ON A BREAK!). It's also our anniversary this week and we learn that Jackie is tired of kids being terrorists in nice restaurants and Kyle is tired of the youngin LGBTQIA+ telling the old gays how to be gay. Continuing our educational series on serial killers, Kyle talks everything The Night Stalker, aka Richard Ramirez. You definitely shouldn't listen to this episode at night or if you live alone, as Kyle found out while watching the Netflick documentary. The topic is pretty brutal, so Kyle ends it with an unexpected Would You Rather, catered perfectly to Jackie's favorite thing.Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists).“We don't do that. We let people live their life.” - Kyle (#HappyPride)

Get out your composition books because it's getting educational! This week, Jackie discovers a pandemic of a new kind: standing too close to someone in line (back up Mary), while Kyle side eyes the ridiculously gendered marketing schemes (dude wipes, rugged mountain bike body wash, and piss in the back yard hand sanitizer). Only twenty-two episodes in and we've finally decided to talk about sleep. Kyle answers your burning questions about sleep: How does it work? How much sleep do I need? Can I take a nap? You probably won't like the answers but you'll stay for the fun. It's all about Trazodone (pronounced Tray-za-done), melatonin, screens, sleep stages, and just the overall suckiness of kids. You may just learn a thing or two to improve your own sleep (you tired flop). We'll end with a not-at-all-tired Fetch or Flop: Sleep Edition.Jackie and Kyle are taking a quick sabbatical for the month of May. Make sure to catch up on any episodes you may have missed and join them again in June (Hi Gay - Happy Pride!).Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists).“This episode is to help you sleep so you feel rested to deal with the tiredness of life.”-Kyle

Hey, all you tired cats and kittens. This week, Kyle is tired of the war on drag queens (but not Hooters?), and Jackie (not Kyle) is tired of men blaming women for their problems (see also Sex/Life on Netflick). Jackie takes us on a profane adventure into the world of Reddit, with stories about forcing men off the toilet, killer slugs, moaning over chocolate pie at a funeral, and asking the age-old question: should women finish the dishes before going to the club? You'll cry, gasp, and sigh with your two tired therapists at just how unhinged society is. Jackie brings it home with a special round of Would You Rather: Relationships (kind of). Don't forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). “What is wrong with men? Sometimes they're too much on the toilet, sometimes they're not on it long enough. What the fuck is going on in this world? Are you kidding?” -Kyle

This one's for all you single and ready to mingle ones out there. Jackie, tired of cars with OBNOXIOUSLY colored headlights (which is totally illegal), and Kyle, tired that being dickmatized is still a thing in 2023, take a deep dive into the world of dating. You'll hear all about Jackie and Kyle's dating experiences (which could not be more different) as well as Kyle's tips and tricks on dating with a purpose. They'll learn you a thing or two about online dating (shout out to friend of the pod, Tinder), offline dating, gay vs. straight dating, crafting the best online profile, and managing your dating mindset. There's a lot of (some would say misguided) judgment on Jackie's dating history. We bring back the ol' reliable Fetch or Flop: Dating/Relationship Edition. We fully expect to hear about all the dates you go on after attending Jackie and Kyle's dating 101 seminar. Don't forget to connect with us (and send us your dating profile for CONSTRUCTIVE criticism) through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Check out the website at www.twotiredtherapists.com“We are just your fairy godmothers, just telling you honey, and you can do what you want with that information.”-Kyle

This week, Jackie and Kyle flex their movie critic skills on the fan-requested film, Silver Linings Playbook. Even with Kyle feeling tired about the sexualization of babies (thanks weird midwesterners) and Jackie being tired of Producer Justin AKA partners who fall asleep during movies, these two tired therapists bring you a critical review of the award-nominated 2012 dramatic comedy starring Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence. This movie follows the life of Pat and Tiffany, both struggling with their mental health after tragic losses.In this episode, we'll discuss dynamics, diagnoses, therapy, medication, boundaries, mental health metaphors, Bradley Cooper's neckbeard, and (surprisingly) parenting. End it all with a lovely round of Would You Rather: Movie Edition (kind of) and you've got yourself another titillating episode of Two Tired Therapists. Don't forget to connect with us through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), or Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). “Are you kidding me? I can't even control myself. You think my mom can control me?” -Kyle

EK! Jackie and Kyle have yet again voluntold one of their dear friends, EK AKA Erin, to be a guest on their pod. EK starts us off with her tiredness of Valentine's Day and a relief that it is over. Kyle finds Nick Cannon's constant breeding to be quite tired and Jackie can't seem to figure out automatic water dispensers in the bathroom. In this episode, Jackie, Kyle, and EK answer fan questions (while trying not to cough into the microphone because they had all been sick in one way shape or form leading up to recording) such as: Should I tell my therapist I am sexually attracted to them? How do I make my husband go to therapy? And should I buy my therapist alcohol? Kyle also gets canceled by the fans (yet again) and they'll end the episode with another round of Would You Rather: It Gets Deep (Maybe).Don't forget to reach out to us through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), or Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). www.twotiredtherapists.com“Miss Jackie, you got a nice ass butt.”-One of Jackie's former clients“Keep on keepin' on.”-EK

Back with the trash talk about reality TV, Jackie and Kyle take on The Circle. Kyle, focusing his tiredness on erectile dysfunction medication coming to a door near you, and Jackie, tired of people who talk about how busy they are (even though we know you're not), discuss the catfishing, hot people, and all around tomfoolery on The Circle. In a very educated manner, Jackie brings the tea about social media use and mental health. They discuss cyber bullying, loneliness, depression, and their very wise thoughts about social media. Get ready to unlock deep memories as we remember the worlds of MySpace, Xanga, and AOL chat rooms. We'll end with a spectacular edition of Would You Rather: Social Media.“Comparison is the thief of joy.”-Jackie (probably quoting someone more wise than us)

Have you ever concerned yourself with the psychological profile of one Anthony E. Stark? In today's episode, Kyle comments on the tiredness of the war against mothers who don't breastfeed while Jackie is tired of Kanye (hard stop). Jackie, in a professional and very methodical way, walks us through possible diagnoses and treatments of Tony Stark/Iron Man. Is he full of himself like a Narcissist? Or is there something more under that cold, hard (giggity), ferrous surface? You'll also catch hot takes about Gwyneth Paltrow (which aren't great), EMDR, and the introduction of Would You Rather (Two Tired Therapists edition). Full on spoilies for many movies in the MCU. Don't forget to reach out to us on Facebook (Two Tired Therapists), Instagram (@TwoTiredPod), or Gmail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com). Jackie: *singing* “Medical advice from Jackie and Kyle…please don't take it.”Show notes: https://www.twotiredtherapists.com/ironman/

Well kids, somehow we've made it to 2023 (ew) and your Two Tired Therapist are #BackOnTheBullshit. It's a new year and there are new things to be tired of. This episode, Jackie is tired of Kyle's lies and exposes him so he can finally be canceled once and for all. Unable to redeem himself, Kyle focuses his tiredness on people who decorate their car like a reindeer (as well as various other car decor). To help you start 2023 (ew) off right, it's getting educational (#WePostInformativeContent). Kyle tells us tidbits to help you plan and stick to your new year's resolutions. We will talk about where people go wrong, SMART goals, values-based mindsets, and FINALLY answer if you should really tell people your goals. We'll wrap up the first episode of 2023 (ew) with Fetch of Flop (kind of): Traditions to celebrate the New Year. Make sure to stay tuned after the episode for a special look inside the making of today's episode. Jackie: “I'm a passenger on the struggle bus.” Kyle: “And I'm driving!”

Merry Chrismahanukawanzakah and whatever else you might celebrate! We're bringing you a special Christmas episode of Two Tired Therapists! Getting in the festive, yet still tired, spirit, Jackie and Kyle are in agreement on the tiredness of Mariah Carey's dumb Christmas song and eggnog. On this not so silent night, Jackie and Kyle (with the help of Josh) discuss possible diagnoses of beloved Christmas characters such as the Grinch, Scrooge, and Jack Skellington. We add to the long list of movies Jackie hasn't seen and “very famous actors” whose names she can't recall. The episode quickly devolves to Jackie and Kyle bickering about who has seen better movies before they jingle all the way to a Christmas edition of Fetch or Flop. We here at Two Tired Therapists hope you have a wonderful holiday, happy new year, and above all, stay tired and petty. See you in 2023! “You know he's puttin' a lil' sum'n sum'n in that milk.” -Kyle

These non-COVID having (get your COVID booster - #JackieAndKyleApproved) therapists are back, waging war against the TikTokers (well, Instagramers since Kyle still doesn't know how to use TikTok) and their shitty mental health advice. On today's episode, Jackie is tired of people assuming she is and wants to be pregnant (while encouraging alcohol use during pregnancy) and Kyle continues to flirt with cancel culture as he cancels Taylor Swift (sorry, not sorry). Kyle brings us more psychology advice (re: flops) including the danger of a woman's tongue, the strength of damaged people, the health benefits of kissing a woman daily, how to get girls to chase you, and the every day struggle of being a man. We'll also hear from friend of the pod, Mr. Alpha (name changed to protect his identity), on how to be an alpha. You're in for a treat as this week's Fetch or Flop consists of ACTUAL psychology hacks. “I assume you don't wash your ass cheeks.” -Jackie www.twotiredtherapists.com

Are we staying tired? Petty? Kyle is quite tired of the queerbaiting going on in the world (looking at you, Harry Styles) while Jackie is tired of freaking out every time she hears a siren in a song. We're once again getting educational on the pod (#WePostInformativeContent): Jackie is here to teach all you TikTokers the actual difference between Borderline Personality Disorder and Bipolar Disorder in a very well prepared and not at all unprofessional manner. Remember kids, don't diagnose your friends and family and don't take medical advice from these two tired therapists (even though they give it freely). If you've ever felt emotionally labile, manic, and engaged in risky sexual behavior (not necessarily in that order) then this is the episode for you (unless your a primary care doctor because we drag you). They'll end with a Thanksgiving edition of Fetch or Flop in which Jackie and Kyle learn they really like the same kinds of food. Don't forget to leave us a real review (with words), share the pod with your friends, or interact with us on our Instagram (@twotiredtherapists) or email (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com). Check out the website at www.twotiredtherapists.com. “I'm so bipolar.” -Jackie

Coming to you live (re: pre-recorded) from Chateau Kyle. Jackie is impressed by Kyle's (fake) plants due to her own tiredness of being unable to keep plants alive. Kyle halts his crusade against flags, focusing instead on the tiredness of the human body and its inability to be healthy without regular physical activity. Today, we're jumping on the Jeffrey Dahmer bandwagon! Kyle answers burning questions about J. Dahmer: Did he eat his victims? Did he fall in love with a mannequin? Were the police homophobic (#Don'tSayGay) and/or racist trash? They'll dive into Dahmer's psychology, diagnoses, and possible theories about his behavior (#RedFlags). Disclaimer: These two tired therapists do not condone nor excuse Dahmer's behavior in any way and the content is for pure entertainment purposes only. Special appearance by J. W. Gacy and Kyle's lack of knowledge of geography (Milwaukee is in Wisconsin NOT Minnesota). Spoiler alerts for Dahmer - Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story and Conversations with a Killer: The Jeffrey Dahmer Tapes. It also gets a lil' gross with the talk of murder and the like…so…prepare for that. “I'm not here for that Satan. Goodbye.” -Jackie

Happy Halloween you tired ghouls and goblins. We're getting spooky on this Too Tired Monday to celebrate All Hallows' Eve. On this fiendish and spine-chilling episode, Jackie has it out for all you basic ass pumpkin spice weirdos while Kyle judges any of you who put out decorations earlier than is appropriately necessary. Jackie gushes over her favorite killer, Michael Myers: Is he a psychopath? Is he supernatural? Or is he a misunderstood person with feelings like everyone else (probably not the last one)? Using her memory and a generous helping of Wikipedia (#ILikeToDoResearch), Jackie takes us through the Hare Psychopathy Checklist, assessing Mikey's levels of remorse, behavioral control, promiscuous sexual behavior, and irresponsibility. They discuss possible treatment recommendations such as anger management and using a feelings wheel (anger is a SECONDARY emotion, people!). They'll end this frighteningly terrifying episode with a round of Fetch or Flop: Halloween/Fall edition where we find out Jackie hates Hocus Pocus (please drag her). Stay tired and stay safe…and watch out for Michael! “His hobby is killing…we're just killing.” -Jackie www.twotiredtherapists.com

Claire! Jackie and Kyle are joined this week by their first guest and dearest friend, Claire (#JackieAndKyleApproved). Jackie is experiencing severe bitterness with this state's road construction while Kyle continues his war on flags: this time, people with flags on their trucks (the Civil War ended, like, forever ago). Even Claire is tired of waiting a week between TV episodes like it's 1997. It gets even more educational than you can imagine (#WePostInformativeContent) as Claire talks about shame (#CatholicGuilt) and compassion. They discuss the importance of humor and cursing in therapy. At the same time, Claire shares real therapeutic information in a plot to take over the podcast by canceling Jackie and Kyle for the nonsense they've talked about over ten episodes. Jackie and Kyle also share their own moments of shame which shockingly have to do with accidentally going #1 and #2. They'll explore the world of vegetarianism through a special edition of Fetch or Flop. “How very human of you.” -Claire www.twotiredtherapists.com