Ballsackery

Patty and Justin discuss rogue AI and frolic with dragons in an alternate Tolkien universe...

Justin and Patty discuss immortal beatles, breaking themselves while drinking, the soulless beauty of Destiny, and the madness of PAX.

Patty has special bee powers, Justin discusses the beauty of redneck love, and 'Merica!

In which Patty gets political and Justin discovers he's a lesbian...

Patty catches us up on all of the goings on, including the introduction of "Patty's Fan Fiction Corner"...

Patty and Justin are joined by special guests Carly and Brandon, to discuss Game of Thrones, Muppets and debauchery...

Patty and Justin talk The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, and Patty's torrid love affair with a mermaid...

Patty gets a break from her stuffy academic life to join Justin for discussions on DC vs. Marvel, the Extra Life charity, and being Internet introverts...

Justin and special guest, Elizabeth (Sunny), discuss Gravity, Pacific Rim, and tantric pufferfish sex...

Justin and Patty discuss the epically tragic feels of The Last of Us, and Justin plays with giant robots at PAX Prime 2013.

We discuss a Rapturous reunion with the Bioshock Infinite story DLC and Patty gives us a glimpse into her stuffy academic life.

Patty longs for Turian sex and Justin faces the Trial of Archimedes and auditions for Mamma Mia!...

The triumphant (?) return of Ballsackery, where we discuss Bioshock Infinite, the "console wars," and the proper way to make a sequel to Finding Nemo.

With special guest, Carly! (http://carlyonthemoon.tumblr.com/)

Patty discusses her love of all things Hannibal Lecter, and her desire to be just as awesome...

If Die Hard and Watership Down had a baby...

Those crazy Twilight kids meet the modern day Frankenstein Monster from Splice...

We get to discussing religion, or in our case, the lack thereof...

With special guest, Carly! (http://carlyonthemoon.tumblr.com/)

Discussing the finer points of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings...

Somehow we cross Philip K. Dick with the ocean's greatest predator...

When Escape from New York meets World War Z...

Where we discuss our favorite horror movies, scary games, and slutty costumes...

In which stand-up comedy, Dishonored, and the uselessness of Tom Bombadil are discussed.

Because who doesn't love a zombie showgirl?!

Justin tries to recall his experience at PAX Prime 2012, while on Percocet...

Justin and Patty discuss their dream cast for the all female spin-off of The Expendables...

and lamenting her broken PC.

Where Batman and My Little Pony are discussed, and Justin recalls his high school German classes...

Justin recalls his past trips to the doctor's office and the ER...

The all-apocalypse edition.

Where we discuss Arachnaphiles, pre-historic moths, and the introduction of "Get in my mouth!"

This is the inagural episode of Ballsackery...