Sippin' & Swearin'

Since BeerCan Dan is away on vacation, we thought you might enjoy some Sippin' & Swearin' throwback from the unreleased archives. Sometimes we record a warm up episode. This was our warm up to episode 19 and has never been previously heard outside of Patreon. We talk about fetishes, weird porn, our new executive producer, war, and so much more.  We'll be back next week with some brand new laughs.  OUR WEBSITE OUR TWITTER OUR INSTAGRAM

In this episode, BeerCan Dan and Noah talk about how stupid Destination Weddings are and why, renewing your vows, the double standards there are between men and women, and if Noah has a new fetish.... among other tangents.  Thanks to #HTNOS for our intro this week. Go check them out and the rest of the NSFW Podcast Network OUR WEBSITE OUR TWITTER OUR INSTAGRAM

In this episode, Dan and Noah talk about the crazy different methods of wiping, Animal Cracker's new logo, Noah's Ex being on another level of mad, Aerosmith and Trump, and a plane crash in Montana.  Check out the NSFW Podcast Network to find other cool shows like ours @NSFWPodcastNetwork   OUR WEBSITE OUR TWITTER OUR INSTAGRAM

In this episode Dan and Noah talk about all the time spent wasted doing mundane things, Dane Cook being a creep, San Fan's poop epidemic, and the death penalty.  Make sure you check out the NSFW PODCAST NETWORK on Twitter to find more shows like ours.  Intro this week by Simmons And Moore Podcast  Check their twitter out @SimmonsandMoore Promo this week is These Drunk B's Podcast check their twitter out @TheseDrunkBs   OUR WEBSITE OUR TWITTER OUR INSTAGRAM

Daniel and Noah are finally back together for a live recording session!! In true Sippin' & Swearin' nature, we didn't talk about a single thing we intended to.  In this episode we talk all about pop culture: Our top five comedy movies, if Drake is overrated, how annoying Taylor Swift is, and much more drunk ramblings.  Check out all the other shows in the NSFW PODCAST NETWORK   OUR WEBSITE OUR TWITTER OUR INSTAGRAM

Episode 31 is here and we're talking about the Trump/Putin summit in Russia, simpler times watching 90's cartoons, how the All Star Game is pointless, our survival techniques, and more.  If this episode gets 200 retweets BeerCan Dan and Noah are getting matching tattoos. Decide our fate!  Our featured podcast this week is Bicker Bots Podcast from the NSFW Podcast Network. Check them out on twitter @BickerBots along with all of our other friends on the network.  WEBSITE TWITTER INSTAGRAM

We actually made it to 30 episodes, can you believe it? Join us as we talk about the TRUE King of LA, the physics of nutting in space, Elon Musk, breaking your dick, and other stuff. Also, Beercan Dan sings a lot in this one.  Be a decent human and donate/share this GoFundMe around. Our friends These Drunk B's are trying to raise money for funeral expenses for a friends mom. - DONATE HERE  Check out the #HTNOS HERE and all the other podcasts on the NSFWPod Network HERE OUR WEBSITE OUR TWITTER OUR INSTAGRAM

In this weeks episode, Daniel and his brother Chris join in from Oklahoma for a freedom filled Fourth of July episode. We talk about the most American things we've done, the true American pastime, American food (or lack there of), our national anthem, and America colonizing space because whats more American than colonization?  WEBSITE TWITTER INSTAGRAM

After taking a week off to get our heads right, we're back with a brand new episode for your ear holes. We talk about Rock being dead, Noah's hatred for soccer, politics (obviously), things we hate, and Noah needs advice.  Thanks for sticking with us! We love you! WEBSITE TWITTER INSTAGRAM

We started this one out with a list of topics and stories but ended up going off the rails pretty hard. We talk about politicians dying in Mexico, Target's racist Fathers Day card, IHOB, China's social credit system, and which celebrity siblings we'd sleep with.  Tweet us what we should pick for next week's beer of the week.  Also, we're gonna be doing instagram live sessions on the regular now so be sure you head there and give us a follow. We'll tweet out when we're going live so turn on those tweet notifications.  Wanna help out the show? Go subscribe on iTunes or whatever platform you listen on and rate us/drop a review.  WEBSITE TWITTER INSTAGRAM

In Episode 26, Daniel and Noah discuss how Daniel is no longer the Alpha Male of his house, gay cake controversy, Miss America, and our bucket lists... we also go off on some random tangents. Just listen.  Make sure you guys tweet us your suggestions for Beer of The Week. Also, go check out our friends, These Drunk Bitches!!!  WEBSITE TWITTER INSTAGRAM

In this weeks episode, Noah makes a strong case for not believing in "true love", the boys discuss the Roseanne scandal and the limits of comedy and free speech, Daniel tries his best Morgan Freeman impression.  Be sure to look for us on our new posting schedule (All explained in the episode) WEBSITE TWITTER INSTAGRAM

In Episode 24, Daniel and Noah explain why they missed a week and talk about Noah's trip to Disneyland, The Royal Wedding, Trump's sex tape, google taking over the world, the ethics of hiding things from your wife, and so much more.  WEBSITE TWITTER INSTAGRAM PATREON

Since Noah's and Daniel's schedules just didn't match up this week, Noah took the opportunity to sit down and catch up with an old friend. Zeke guest hosts and talks about his love for the podcast, kinky sex, and reminisces about old work stories from our first jobs.  Daniel and Noah will be back together next week.  WEBSITE   TWITTER   INSTAGRAM   PATREON

A Patreon exclusive sneak peek: The Gay Agenda and Midget Strippers. Are you curious about what we post on our PATREON? Well this previously unreleased PATREON exclusive includes Noah's sister talking about living the Vegas lifestyle, the difference between gay dating and straight dating, and how Noah found out she was gay. We're always adding new exclusive content like this on our PATREON PAGE. Head over there to check it out and get even more of Daniel and Noah talking with more of their friends and family members.  The boys will be back next week with some all new content for you guys. We love you all!! WEBSITE TWITTER INSTAGRAM PATREON

In Episode 22, Daniel and Noah discuss Noah's possible new nickname, how dumb the hype over 4/20 is, celebrity deaths, airplanes falling out of the sky, the starbucks boycott, and the movie A Quiet Place and the argument over subtitles in movie theaters.  Tweet us ideas for Noah's new nickname and join the conversation. Head over to OUR WEBSITE to sign up for our newsletter and check out all our merchandise.  Become a PATREON MEMBER to get early access to every episode and exclusive bonus content. You also get cool merch deals.  WEBSITE TWITTER INSTAGRAM PATREON

Episode 21! Daniel's buddy Alex, the CEO of wegrowdicks.com, joins us for an especially hilarious episode. Noah talks about how he got a recent head injury, and we discuss racism...kinda.  Send us your WTF stories on Twitter and Instagram or ask us for our drunken advice. Also be sure to rate and review the show on iTunes. Help the show grow by becoming a Patreon Member and get cool perks like early access to new episodes and exclusive bonus content.  WEBSITE TWITTER INSTAGRAM PATREON

We made it to episode 20, does that mean we're famous now?  This episode is just a string of random conversation about viral facebook videos, disabled athletes, and embarrassing stories. Make sure you guys send us your WTF stories or ask for advice on twitter/instagram. Also, leave us a review and rate the show! Website Twitter Instagram Patreon

Daniel and Noah are finally back together and decided to basically just sit down and ramble about whatever came up. No prepared topics, no agenda, just raw conversation.    We talk about childhood, weird fetish porn with fruit loops, spacecrafts falling out of the sky, and our own mortality; among other things   *****   Sipnswear.com Twitter: @SipnSwear Insta: SipnSwear Patreon   *****   We love you guys and we have some big things planned in the next few weeks. Help the show grow by checking out or Patreon or even something small like leaving us a rate and review.    Remember to send us your WTF stories or as us for our drunk advice and we'll read it on the show!

In episode 18, Noah's sister in law tells the most southern story you'll ever hear. We also talk about Steven Spielberg hating on Netflix, Craigslist's reluctancy to stop sex trafficking, and how Elon Musk can literally do anything he wants. *****  Daniel and Noah will be back together next week stronger than ever for a brand new episode of Sippin' & Swearin'.  ***** Website Twitter Instagram  Patreon

Daniel and Noah tried to record an episode but our audio was sub par so in an effort to bring you the best quality possible, Noah's friend Jessica volunteered to Co-Host a replacement episode with Noah. ***** They talk about their dunk escapades, the difference between Kevin Bacon and Patrick Swayze, obsessing over ex's, porn, and how they're the real life "Good Luck Chuck's" for a long unscripted and unfiltered conversation. ***** Sign up for our Patreon for access to early releases and exclusive bonus content.  ***** Website Twitter Instagram  Patreon

DISCLAIMER: In compliance with HR 1865, we would like to take this opportunity to remind our listeners that Sippin’ & Swearin’ does not promote, encourage, or aid in the solicitation of sex for pay. This interview is for comedic and informational porpoises only. Episode 16 is finally here! The boys interview Jade, a professional escort who gives us an insiders perspective on the world of sex work. She tells us stories, the logistics, and even the type of men she prefers.  This was a super fun episode to record and we'll definitely have her back on the show soon.   If you're a Patreon member, be sure to check out the follow up Story Time segment that we are offering as a Patreon Exclusive Website: sipnswear.com Twitter: @SipnSwear Instagram: @SipnSwear sipnswear@gmail.com

In episode 15 the boys have a special swap-cast with Blake from Noise Pollution Podcast. We cover a huge array of topics including the power of music to inflict emotion, collective consciousness, gun control, and Noah's story of getting a sketch massage (#MeThree).  ***** Follow Noise Pollution Podcast on Instagram or on Twitter. ***** Go to our website to sign up for our newsletter or follow us on Instagram and Twitter. You can also sign up for our Patreon to gain access to early releases and exclusive content. Get all of your Sippin' & Swearin' gear HERE

The boys invite Chris on the show to have a drunk conversation about philosophy, religion, conversational hypnosis, afterlife theories, why Noah is a Jew, and space colonization.  ********** Check out our website sipnswear.com and join our newsletter, get merch, and to stay up to date with the latest Sippin' & Swearin' news.  Send your questions for our up coming interview with an escort to our twitter @SipNSwear or to sipnswear@gmail.com ********** Check out Patreon.com/sipnswear for exclusive bonus content and early episode releases. We're posting FULL exclusive episodes not available anywhere else  

Daniel and Noah are finally back together to record live and we have some news! Check the links to the website down below. ********** In episode 13, Noah goes off on a huge rant about acting like a man and taking responsiblilty for your actions. The boys also discuss the olympics and the bullshit they called the opening ceremonies. ********** Go to sipnswear.com to sign up for our newsletter and keep up to date on the latest Sippin' & Swearin' news. You can also purchase some merch there to support the show. ********** Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat @Sipnswear

This is the last week that Daniel and Noah are away from eachother which means this is the last episode with poor audio quality! BUT thats not gonna stop us from setting some time aside to talk. This week we cover PornHub's new DeepFake rules, a possible cure for cancer, and Trump's military march; among other things. ********** We would like to give a special thanks to twitter user @Fehrsway for editing this weeks episode. If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't have had an episode this week. He worked magic with some some of the worst audio quality we have had and was able to salvage the episode.  **********  Daniel and Noah will back together in person next week to record a new episode and to announce some HUGE news for the show. Be sure to follow our Twitter @SipnSwear and join the conversation using the hashtag #SipNSwear

In honor of making it past 10 episodes, we decided to add some production value to the show and got ourselves a nifty new intro! Sit down with the guys for a conversation tackling hard questions and moral dilemmas about cuckolding, vigilantes like batman, and Larry Nassar spending the rest of his miserable life in prison. Forgive the audio quality for the first 6 minutes, we are still in different states but will be back together for a live episode soon!

Daniel and his brother Chris skype in to join Noah and his brother for a long locker room style conversation about adult male circumcision, the problems in the Middle East, porn, sex, and growing up religious. This is probably our most NSFW episode yet.

Noah's big brother, Jeromy, just received a kidney transplant and agreed to record an episode while Noah is taking care of him during the initial recovery. We talk about the torment Noah received growing up as the youngest sibling, our nerdiness, working in restaurants, and our family vacation to Jamaica.  To learn more about organ donation and registering to become an organ donor go to donatelife.net

While Noah is away on family business, enjoy this lost episode recorded before any of our perviously posted shows. Becca joins us to talk about the perils of remodeling their kitchen, the town we grew up in, ASMR fetishes, aliens, and the end of the world. Remember this is one of our earliest recordings so please excuse the sub par audio quality. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled programing next week. 

New year, new us... just kidding. We talk about our night out to see Chirs D'Elia, the strange dichotomy between our work life and vacation life, how we are huge mamma's boys, our new winter holiday that we're inventing, and our New Year resolutions. This is probably the most we've drank while recording and it didn't turn out too shabby. 

While Daniel is away for work, Noah has a close friend come in to give a female's perspective on last weeks episode about sexual harassment. We also dive into modern dating, our mutual daddy issues, and if marriage is even worth it.

Sippin' & Swearing's Holiday episode! Noah's a huge scrooge and Daniel has a surprising favorite Christmas song... Also we talk about all the sexual harrasment allegations floating around as well as if you can/should separate art from the artist. This episode is RAW!

This episode was recorded right after Game Four of the 2017 World Series but Noah couldn't bring himself to release it after Game Seven. Finally, after enough time has passed, Daniel and Noah want to share their thoughts on the current state of baseball and projections for the 2018. Let us know what you think and what teams you'll be watching going into next season. 

Daniel and Noah's friend Stan joins in for a night of drinking and conversation. Noah struggles with his baldness and can't drop the wig idea, skynet, netflix, poop, and the best places to live. It's all covered in this episode.

Daniel and Noah talk about relationships (including ours), porn star sex, being friends with the opposite sex, and how we learned about the birds and the bees. 

Sippin' and Swearing's first episode ever! In this one we talk about wigs, women's ability to perform in male dominated sports, the Ted Cruz/Bernie debate, and tons of other stuff.