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Mike Toner and Ankarino Lara discuss breaking news and trends in all things Crypto: from Bitcoin to ETH & Altcoins, from DeFi to NFTs, and of course the burgeoning Metaverse. Subscribe today and prepare yourself for a better tomorrow!

Mike Toner & Ankarino Lara


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    E129:Have You Been Involved with the Banks Screaming “Stablecoin Yield” While Washington Tokenizes Everything?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2026 41:52


    It's the pre-Valentine's Day thaw in Washington, and the ABA is back in the White House like a jilted ex—demanding the government define stablecoin yield before community banks get replaced by a Coinbase login and a vibes-based APR.In this episode of Off the Record, On the Rocks, Toner and BTC Ankarino run the tape in real time: the Clarity Act inches toward a breaking point, the new SEC chair starts whispering sweet nothings about tokenized assets, and the market mood swings from gold at all-time highs to Bitcoin doing the limbo (“how low can you go?”) while everyone pretends this is normal.Meanwhile, the Super Bowl turns into the largest behavioral laboratory on Earth—where Kalshi/Polymarket-style prediction rails, AI-funded commercials, and synthetic hope wash over America like a digital Xanax. The ads don't sell products. They sell trust. The bets don't predict the future. They manufacture consensus. And the real tokenization story isn't stocks or stablecoins—it's you: your commute, your clicks, your “proof of human,” and the receipts you'll need when reality gets paywalled.Also on the bar tab: China's Tesla door-handle “safety” excuse as narrative warfare, Waymo's remote-human elephant in the room, Epstein-grade FUD as an adoption engine, and why “privacy vs surveillance” is the new national religion… conveniently outsourced to consumer hardware.If you've ever wondered what happens when banks fear yield, regulators chase relevance, and the future becomes a tradable instrument—congrats. You're already in the marketBuy bags. Keep receipts. Don't trust the door handles.

    E128: Have You Been Involved with Elon Buying Elon During a Raccoon Moon?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2026 36:55


    It's official: Elon Musk just bought himself—SpaceX acquires xAI for $1.25 trillion, and the moon isn't the only thing full this February. In this episode of Off the Record, On the Rocks, Toner and BTC Ankarino dig into what might be the most self-referential acquisition in history, and why it matters for AI, crypto, prediction markets, and the future of reality itself.Also on the bar tab, The Fed's incoming crypto-friendly chair Kevin Warsh and what that means for predictive market regulation. Disney's biometric surveillance fantasy parks and the real-world Internet of Behaviors. The UAE's half-billion dollar “quiet” investment in Trump's crypto empire. Market freezes, drone strikes, raccoon metaphors, and why tokenized trash might outperform the S&PThis is the episode where truth becomes tradable, reality gets rigged, and future markets get gamed by the people creating them. Six more weeks of winter? Good. More time to buy bags and bet on yourself.

    E127: Have You Been Involved with Blockchain Diplomacy at Davos and Creating the 24/7 NYSE Casino?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2026 38:41


    Davos is hot—literally and geopolitically—and Brian Armstrong didn't bring enough SPF for the regulatory crossfire. In this episode of Off the Record, On the Rocks, Toner and BTC Ankarino break down how Coinbase's follically minimalist CEO became America's accidental ambassador to the world stage—armed with nothing but blockchain products and a charm offensive the size of a Swiss Alp.As the Market Structure Bill stalls back home, Armstrong's detour to Davos reveals a narrative sleight of hand: the NYSE quietly launches a 24/7 tokenized securities exchange, ICE (yes, ICE) pours billions into Polymarket, and the ABA throws a stablecoin tantrum louder than a Goldman intern on a caffeine cleanse. Meanwhile, whispers of a Bitcoin Strategic Reserve, Venezuelan confiscation ops, and predictive betting in your 401k have us asking: is DeFi the new Department of Defense?Come for the regulation regime change, stay for the hairless cat analogies, and buckle up as America quietly franchises out its financial narrative… one blockchain charm bomb at a time.

    E126: Have You Been Involved with Replacing Democracy with Predictive Markets?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2026 26:15


    Welcome to 2026, where digital detox is harder than quitting carbs and predictive markets make Vegas look quaint. In this episode, Toner trades Instagram for a Moleskine, Ankarino unboxes his 1997 analog self, and Liquid Death is the unofficial sponsor of Dry January (Severed Lime, anyone?). But it's not just personal wellness—it's geopolitical whiplash. Venezuela gets Noriega'd on a Tuesday, someone makes $400K off a bet that definitely wasn't insider info, and prediction markets like Kalshi and Polymarket are quietly replacing the news. Meanwhile, Meta and Samsung drop new CES distractions while the U.S. military floats billion-dollar Star Destroyers off Latin America's coast. The meme isn't just the message—it's the economic engine.

    E125: Have You Been Involved with Disney Paying OpenAI a Billion Dollars?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2025 40:05


    ?It's the deep dark days of December—and suddenly Disney is cutting billion‑dollar checks to OpenAI, Mickey Mouse is roaming the metaverse, and Visa just quietly picked Solana as its stablecoin settlement rail. In this episode, Toner and BTC Ankarino break down why Bob Iger's all‑in move on Sora might be the most important media decision of the decade, how user‑generated AI content is about to become Disney+ programming, and why exclusivity windows matter more than market prices.From studios rediscovering vertical integration, to brands realizing they have to be media companies and banks, to Visa, Circle, and Solana building a new financial studio tower just in time for the holidays—this one connects IP, AI, crypto, payments, and power. Also: princess avatars, creator wallets, Beast coins, zero‑knowledge gift giving, and why the future looks a lot like the past… only faster.Winter is here. The moat is being dug. Everyone's paying attention now.

    E124: Have You Been Involved with a MrBeast-backed Stablecoin Economy?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2025 43:34


    From Bitcoin life insurance and digital banks with no customers to MrBeast minting his own economy, it's getting hard to tell the difference between Wall Street and YouTube. In this week's episode, Toner and BTC Ankarino track the December madness—from 21Shares going public just for holding BTC, to Jared Kushner casually stepping into the Netflix-Paramount merger battlefield like a metaverse warlord. There's a Beast Market coming, stablecoins are destabilizing nations, and suddenly, everyone's a bank. Also: the IMF is freaking out, FTX is being rebooted, and war bets are getting settled with doctored maps. Stay for the vibe, leave with a new index to wish for this Christmas. Spring is coming.

    E123: Have You Been Involved with Pardoning Turkeys & Airdropping the American Dream?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2025 38:47


    Thanksgiving hits different when the pardons are symbolic—and the payouts are real. This week, Off the Record, On the Rocks dives deep into Michael Dell's $1,000 baby bond for Gen Alpha, retail-facing prediction markets, and the full-on tokenization of trust. CZ gets his holiday pass, Kushner's cutting side deals with Putin, and Truth Social becomes the CFTC's unofficial narrative layer.Meanwhile, Apple's laying off retail staff as OpenAI lays claim to the next generation—rolling out AI tutors to Fairfax County and Cal State students in what may be the most polite power grab in American education. Truth is now a tradable asset, kids are born with fractional ownership in Uncle Donald's America, and the real cold wallet is Fort Knox.

    Have You Been Involved with Calm Computing While Selling the Tokenized Version of Yourself on Black Friday?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2025 40:46


    Thanksgiving hits different when your avatar is more valuable than your real self. In this week's edition of Off the Record, On the Rocks, Toner & Ankarino break down the three big flippenings of the season: Sam Altman's ambient “calm computing” moonshot, Jesse Pollock turning himself into a coin, and Elon Musk telling us that money is just a vibe (preferably traded in puka shells). Google Gemini hijacks the narrative while Disney unzips its IP vault to let your digital twin play dress-up as Elsa. The creator economy is no longer about what you make—it's about who you are, or who you pretend to be. Klarna mints a stablecoin, OpenSea trades creator tokens, and Polymarket becomes the unofficial Fed. Black Friday isn't even a day anymore—it's a mirror, and you're in it. Happy holidays.

    Have You Been Involved with Saudi BILLIONS, GTA Delays & The Gaming Takeover

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2025 36:27


    GTA VI delayed again—but this time, it's bigger than “just polish.” Billion-dollar Saudi investments. DraftKings leaves the AGA. Roblox scans your face. Rockstar hits reset.In this episode of Off the Record On The Rocks, Toner and Ankarino go deep into the tectonic shift underway in gaming, finance, and tech. From Saudi Arabia buying up the global gaming narrative to JP Morgan suddenly embracing ETH and BTC—the fix is in, and the metaverse is real.

    Have You Been Involved with the World Series Polymarket Casino on the Super Beaver Moon?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2025 41:36


    World Series goes to Game 7, Dodgers win big, and Polymarket wins bigger—because the metaverse already called it. As parents tailgate on lawns during trick-or-treating and kids watch Otani on PS5, America's pastime collides with predictive markets, AI twins, and a new economic singularity.Meanwhile, Coinbase's Brian Armstrong trolls Wall Street in real-time, Hong Kong opens the crypto floodgates literally the morning after the election, and Animoca reverse-merges into a NASDAQ shell to become Web3's first public sandbox. Throw in the AWS x OpenAI cloud arms deal, Tylenol stock manipulation via Truth Social, and a looming IPO from Sam Altman, and you're not just watching the show—you are the bet.The game now runs on tokens, energy, behavior, and time. And whether it's GTA6 or Trump Tower Casino, your digital twin just placed a wager. On the Super Beaver Moon, the house always wins—but only if you missed the memo.

    Have You Been Involved with France Buying Bitcoin & IBM Selling a Digital Haven?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2025 43:12


    Late October, and everyone's making moves: France aims to buy 2% of all Bitcoin, IBM launches a “digital asset haven” (because “enclave” was taken), and Nvidia wants to tokenize everything—from baseball stats to your face. The World Series runs 18 innings while Polymarket bets $197M on Jerome Powell's next move.Meanwhile, AI agents start replacing workflows (and maybe coworkers), Sam Altman builds a browser without Chrome, and Western Union partners with Solana to trade stablecoins across the globe. The White House gets a crypto-funded ballroom, CZ gets seized, and influencers start licensing their faces like NFTs.It's all one market now: sports, rates, memes, elections, even Taylor Swift scrubber icons. And with Sora minting viral videos at speed, we're entering a new phase—where your identity is the asset, tokenized for training or traded for clout. October's closing strong, and the bids are coming from sovereign states.

    Have You Been Involved with Sora Owning Your Face & Wall Street Betting Reality?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2025 37:39


    October opens with a harvest moon and a head fake: government shutdown, Swifties drop an album, Bitcoin rips to ATH, and the NYSE's parent plunks billions into Polymarket while Texas files its own exchange—hello, Y'all Street. Meanwhile OpenAI's Sora goes full consumer: scan your face, set who can use it, and welcome to NIL as a setting (name, image, likeness → name, image, liquidity). Influencers say “derivatize me,” Hollywood panics (hi, Tilly Norwood), and Apple quietly turns your phone into a sats rail as Meta straps a HUD on your eyeballs. Result: the creator economy smashes into Web3—your avatar is the asset, the meme is the market, and even the stock exchange is betting on truth. Buckle up; Q4's gonna grade everything—human, AI, or somewhere deliciously in between.

    Have You Been Involved with the Meme That Became the Market?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2025 38:29


    Late September, and everything's a derivative of itself. Powell blinks, Polymarket bets it first, and lawns sprout golden Trump statues holding Bitcoin (and, weirdly, Epstein). Apple drops a Bitcoin-orange iPhone with cameras that watch you watching them, Meta counters with AR glasses that literally read your eyeballs, and the line between boardroom and battlefield gets blurry fast.Oracle re-enters the chat to “Americanize” the algorithm, DAOs spin up AI broker-bots flipping CryptoPunks for sport, and the SEC shrugs like “sure, throw it in the 401(k).” Meanwhile, Apple and Goldman quietly divorce, Tim Cook admits he stacks sats, and a Russian minister warns America not to “delete” its debt with crypto. The meme is the market, the market is the meme — and October's shaping up like a haunted liquidity pool.

    Have You Been Involved with the Pentagon's Ministry of Memes?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2025 37:41


    Google and Coinbase walk into a bar… and leave with a stablecoin protocol! While Powell whispers “rate cuts,” meme speed laps the Fed. Tether mints a new “U.S.” dollar, Klarna's IPOs like it's 2017, and Toner's Labubu bling store proves you can spin up a full AI e-commerce stack before happy hour. Meanwhile, Gen Z just ran an election on Discord (sorry, TikTok), SOCOM launches MISO—America's official Ministry of Memes—and Amex mints NFT passport stamps on Base. Proof of humanity meets proof of hype: propaganda, collectibles, and crypto are now the same asset class.

    Have You Been Involved with the Truth Breaking Faster Than the News?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2025 32:16


    Patriot Day, twenty-four years later—and the timeline refreshes itself. A live-streamed political assassination in Utah, a presidential eulogy via post, and a nation doomscrolling its own democracy. Russia's rolling tanks, Poland's burning borders, Apple's new watch bands, and somehow it's all the same plotline. The markets didn't flinch, but the mirror cracked. Putin's finance guy accuses America of planning to “delete” $35 trillion in debt with crypto and gold; meanwhile, U.S. firms are rebranding as “treasury companies” and quietly stacking sats like it's 1971 all over again. NASDAQ files to tokenize everything not nailed down, Doge gets an ETF, Klarna IPOs “layaway 2.0,” and Wall Street decides to cosplay as Web3 just to keep up.

    E114: Have You Been Involved with Blinging out Labubu's & Tokenized Truth?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2025 39:32


    Post–Labor Day and back at the bar, we unpack a wild mix of crypto, collectibles, and geopolitics—all rhyming in one story about truth, provenance, and power. We start with summer's sparkle: the Labu Boo craze, 3D-printed bling, PSA-graded Pokémon, and why “tokenizing” physical things (and their stories) finally makes sense. From there, we bridge NFTs to real-world assets, remix IP vs. “the original,” and imagine poly markets settling arguments at scale. On the macro board, we talk BRICS photo-ops, decades-long leaders vs. America's four-year clock, and how house-rule Monopoly mirrors today's markets. Then it's data wars: adtech's murky ledgers, why “clean data” wins in the AI era, and what “know your issuer” might mean for on-chain GDP, labor stats, and everything in between. We close with near-term market vibes (BTC's 107 level, ETH dips), the legal/lobby slowdown game, and what September's volatility could serve up heading into Q4. Come for the jeweled Labubu's; stay for the blueprint on how truth—and value—get minted next.

    Have You Been Involved with Blockchaining the Truth While Firing the Fed by Tweet?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2025 33:04


    Deep-August isn't sleepy—it's moral whiplash. Taylor & Travis “engagement week” collides with DC theater, K-Pop demon hunters, and a President trying to sack a Fed governor by social post—backed by whatever “data” today's AI decides. We trace how headlines get calendar-stacked like dominoes, how propaganda handshakes a “truth layer,” and how Polymarket payouts suddenly become reality. ETH rips to ATH then rug-slides, Jackson Hole offers vibes over guidance, and Wyoming's stablecoin cameo underscores a bigger shift: the Fed's lever isn't the only game anymore. From Fannie/Freddie going public to sovereign-wealth style moves and open-air market manipulation, the gray swamp is the market—and September/October volatility is the feature, not the bug. Keep an eye on those terms & conditions; they change before the plot does.

    E112: Have You Been Involved with a DC Takeover While Tokenizing the Economy?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2025 36:42


    Forget “summer slowdown” — DC is on uppers! Web3 mixers, AI hype, and crypto market “clarity” are all popping off while PayPal opens a shiny new crypto window. Meanwhile, the Clarity Act creeps through Congress, government wallets are moving big bags, and suddenly Visa and Mastercard look like boomers at the blockchain beach party.Toner and Lara pull back the curtain on the tokenization takeover: AI agents swiping your cards for you, Uncle Sam angling to corner crypto reserves, and a full-on global arms race for who controls the digital vault. August isn't sleepy — it's a financial fever dream hurtling toward economic regime change.

    E111: Have You Been Involved in Tokenizing the Truth?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2025 37:58


    All-time highs hit during Crypto Week in DC! Coincidence? Apple's App Store lets Bitcoin sneak in the back door (again). And truth itself? The truth is now fractionalized and minted! This week we ride the regulatory rocket past the Genius Act, through the Clarity Act, and land on the Anti-CBDC bill — all conveniently timed just before Congress ghosts us in August (and the Alien news stories hit) This isn't financial advice y'all, this the remix!

    E110: Have You Been Involved with Trump Family Grifting US Investors in Plain Sight?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 35:28


    Vance in Vegas, says “Stablecoins are great… force multipliers of our economic might!” Tether owns all the US Treasure Bonds, and when Circle IPOs, institutional investors (Blackrock, Ark, Greyscale, etc) get to load up on discounted shares. US Dollar digital twin now officially tied to Bitcoin derivatives! Grift is real and in plain sight: Trump raising 2.5 Billion dollars to buy BTC!

    E109: Have You Been Involved with Apple Implanting Hardware Chips in Your Skull?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2025 42:59


    We know Apple loves superserving the disabled community, but this has broader implications: putting Cook and Musk toe-to-toe over access to your delicious brain! Don't sleep on Sammy Altman, his World project and iris scanning orb are at center of Proof of Humanity debate. Meanwhile Coinbase (not so) quietly breaks into S&P 500. And Amazon isn't waiting for you to rewrite product descriptions, dummy… if an AI agent is shopping, then AI is curating the listing!

    E108: Have You Been Involved with Calling OpenAI's Purchase of Chrome?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2025 29:28


    Don't be stupid, follow the money y'all! DOJ playing Monopoly with Google and Meta and WINNING. We called it a year ago! Is Web3 really a new thing, or just a Web2 layer 2? Hard to tell… but Sammy Altman wanna bring AI to the masses, through a browser! By the way, China just bought $50 Billion dollars worth of oil from Russia–with BTC & Tether–so not technically de-dollarization. Hey Bondi, look the other way!

    E107: Have You Been Involved in Tariffing Antarctica While Whales Buy Bitcoin at a Discount?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2025 43:59


    We're deep in the spin-cycle of tariff season—Antarctica's sanctioned, Trump's on the links, and Larry Fink is whispering “recession” like it's a bedtime story. Meanwhile, Satoshi whales are buying the dip, Buffett is sitting on cash like it's 2008, and stablecoins are assembling a Treasury-bond Voltron behind the curtain. It's all vibes until it's policy. So… is this the decoupling?

    E106: Have You Been Involved in Creating Fifteen-Million Tariffs to Lowkey Pump Yo Cryptos?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2025 32:23


    On ‘Liberation Day Eve' our breath is baited and held… “how many of the fifteen-million purported tariffs will affect my life?” the people scream as they run to hide their seed phrases. Magic 8-ball says “FEDs signal Crypto is here and here to stay!” Bitcoin mining OK, meme-coin shilling OK, lawsuit dropping OK, and Texas Stock Exchange and subsequent geofencing OK! But if all indicators say the tailwind pushes us forward, are we actually moving forward?

    E105: Have You Been Involved in Buying an ETF of a Derivative of a Basket of Memes?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 43:01


    First the Bitcoin ETF, then the Ethereum ETF, then the Solana ETF… but now a basket of memes ETF? As the new economy ebbs and flows in advance of ‘Liberation Day', maybe a derivative product of Pudgy Penguins is just what we need to offset a global economic crisis? Meanwhile all-Crytpo bars are a fixture in Washington replacing stallwort bbq enclaves. And don't sleep on Sammy Altman as OpenAI World Coin seeks VISA deal!

    E104: Have You Been Involved with AI Agents Returning Astronauts to Earth?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 40:08


    SXSW was a vibe! Web3, AI, and creator economy talk ruled the scene, but no one's saying “metaverse” anymore. Why? The tech has matured, and it's all about ownership now. Disney, Apple, and Accenture are doubling down on immersive content, and the collaborative spirit of Web3 is alive and well. Remember Audio Galaxy? Early SXSW days meet the new AI-generated music and media landscape. Plus, the fall of format — AI's making content fluid across platforms, and the next creative boom is already here.

    E103: Have You Been Involved in Bitcoin's Strategic Reserve Buying TikTok Onchain?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 45:24


    Have you been involved in another week of absolute crypto chaos? Episode 103 is packed with wild headlines—Alexis Ohanian wants to put TikTok on-chain, Dogecoin just got the ETF green light, and the SEC is suddenly not interested in Yuga Labs anymore. Meanwhile, Trump's late-night tweets are sending Bitcoin and Ethereum on a ride wilder than a meme stock rally. Is this market manipulation at its finest, or just another day in the digital asset circus? We break it all down—strategic reserves, power plays, and why Brian Armstrong is out here acting like the only adult in the room. Grab a drink, this one's a trip.

    E102: Have You Been Involved in Filling Fort Knox with Meme Coins and TikTok?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025 40:55


    E101:Have You Been Involved in a Sovereign Wealth Crypto Takeover?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2025 34:14


    The playbook is out in the open—Bitcoin gets a “strategic reserve” narrative, Ethereum ETFs move forward, and sovereign wealth funds quietly load up on digital assets. Musk's OpenAI bid fuels another AI war, Doge investigators track government spending in real time, and Taylor Swift is single-handedly rewriting the NFL's financial model. But the real question—who's setting up the ultimate crypto rug pull?

    E100: Have You Been Involved in Using Sovereign Wealth to Buy Google Chrome & TikTok?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 43:29


    First the BItcoin Digital Reserve, then Microstrategy rebrands to “Strategy, a BTC” (Bitcoin Treasury Company)... Not to be outdone, Gov explores Sovereign Wealth Funds to acquire Real World Assets! Take a nod from Scandinavian Royalty, buy up distressed companies under DOJ watch. Pachai happy to sell Chrome to the USA, why? Google wants to focus on AI for military implementations anyway… I give you my chrome, and let us help you on the battlefield! China happy to sell TikTok to USA, why? Fork-off plurality of regional products!

    E99: Have You Been Involved in Andreessen Horowitz Manipulating the Stock Market?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2025 41:00


    Like the schoolyard song, “whomever smelt it, dealt it.” There's a cloud of hard gas (fees) around your Aeron, sir! Perhaps Solana's ‘Sputnik Moment' will be like China's? $6MM Deep Fake, er Deep Seek ‘spooks' Wall Street, everything on discount. Sammy Alman launches ChatGPT GOV so stocks surge back, whew! All the while, Saylor loads up on crypto and ‘boilerplates' Musk, makes BTC = ‘Bitcoin Treasury Company'… all bark and no bite, DOGE-y?

    E98: Have You Been Involved in Weaponizing American Artificial Intelligence?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2025 35:19


    For the second time inauguration moves indoors… keep away from the rain, sleet, and bullets! Like every January 6th rioter, TikTok lives to see another day… his executive order sharpie almost out of ink! Technology illuminati round out TrumpTV cast of characters, from Bezos to Cook to Pichai to Musk. But good ol' American A.I. stole the show… you can't control the world with hardware alone! Watch as new A.I. collaborations become our next weaponized version of ‘Manifest Destiny'! TikTok with American A.I. inside? Yup, sign here!  

    E97: Have You Been Involved in Making Bitcoin U.S. Legal Tender?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 40:51


    Geopolitical maneuvering continues… maybe we stop long range missiles into Ukraine? Maybe China sells Tik-Tok to Elon. Maybe the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve is ready to go? Domestically the stage is quickly being set… a week away from inauguration day, from congress kicking-off the 2025 winter session. Jamie Dimon bashes Bitcoin just in time for no reason, and gets15% discounts on crypto across boards (and allows JPMorgan to pump Spot ETFs!) And ALL OF SILICON VALLEY has been invited… the new cast of characters on Trump TV!

    E96: Have You Been Involved in Firing Vance and Hiring Musk as Vice President?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2024 45:18


    Vance and Musk both have Silicon Valley heritage, but Elon gots mo' DOGE, mo' rockets, and mo' raw cash, fam! Meanwhile, the battle of AI collaboration continues: Amazon's Alexa and AWS will need to work with Anthropic's Claude.AI, Apple's Siri will need to understand OpenAI's Sora, and Microsoft's Azure AI may integrate with Facebook's Llama and Reality Labs for AR/VR capabilities globally. Sounds like the kind of ‘healthy competition' that brings innovation and efficiencies… after optimizing AI, the United States Government will be next (or first?) 

    E95: Have You Been Involved in Breaking Up the Visa + Mastercard Monopoly?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 44:38


    Credit card companies were the cornerstones of “The Golden Age of Capitalism”, opening up transaction opportunities in the post-war era (1945-1973). BUT, you can't hide from Uncle Sam forever! Visa ‘future credit dollars' will no longer de-dollarize the american economy, no more 50% profit margins! Perfect  timing as the Strategic Bitcoin reserve takes shape at Federal & State levels. Will American Bitcoin get F.D.I.C. insurance? So many stories to unpack and more!

    E94: Have You Been Involved in Murdering Billionaires on the Blockchain?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2024 47:48


    A brazen assassination in Manhattan, but aging military complex convinced “not professional…” Even M told Bond it gets easier after your first. Sundar believes that AI is slowing down, maybe because Feds forcing a Chrome sale to Sammy Altman. Or maybe Gemini isn't that good? US Holidays offer obfuscation opportunities to the world… al-Assad flees to Moscow? Just don't check into the rooftop penthouse, comrade! Oh, and BTC at all-time highs… so we feeling rich!

    E93: Have You Ever Been Involved in Ceasefires Creating Truth Layers on the Blockchain?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2024 36:19


    When Netanyahu declares a ceasefire just in time for Turkey Day, how do we know it's real? Is it on Polymarket? Is it on the blockchain— Or just another geopolitical production? While the world debates peace, we're tracking truth layers and onchain prediction markets. Not to mention, Bitcoin's stubborn 100k ceiling, and the wild FOMO of nations hoarding BTC like it's Black Friday. Grab a drink, it's about to get weird!

    E92: Have You Been Involved in Shrouding a Proxy War with Versace Underwear?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2024 37:01


    Bitcoin continues to rip… but is it a charade? Certainly not the Kabuki Theater that was a “Paul vs. Tyson Boxing Match” Everything is scripted, and spectacles entertain for a reason… what's the cover up? Hope about firing MGM-140 Army Tactical Missile Systems into Russia? Or maybe throwing the most famous Russian ballet dancer off a balcony? Versace briefs are the new air cover our American Military didn't know it needed so bad!

    E91: Have You Ever Been Involved in Replacing the Federal Reserve with Sacks of DOGE?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2024 47:35


    Bitcoin's at an all-time high, Trump's back in office, and rumors are swirling that Musk might join his administration. What could go wrong? Toner and Ankarino dive into what's driving Bitcoin's surge and whether a federal Bitcoin reserve could be next. Meanwhile, McDonald's teams up with Doodles—NFTs in your Happy Meal? Will Gensler gets the Thanksgiving boot, Bezos buys into Anthropic, and a surprise supermoon keeps everyone looking up. Grab a drink; it's gonna be a wild one!

    E90: Have you been involved in Apple's quiet AI war on Altman's eye scanning orb?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2024 42:07


    While Sam Altman rolls out Worldcoin with its biometric eye scans, Apple whispers “privacy” and keeps its AI tucked into your secure enclave. Meanwhile, at DC Startup Week, everyone's on the blockchain bandwagon—whether it's putting “cows on the chain” or racing to build the next big layer two solution. Apple's AI doesn't need fanfare; it's there, integrated and subtle, unlike Altman's bold, eyeball-collecting approach. Is blockchain the quiet backbone of these innovations, and will regulation catch up before the holiday slowdown? Grab a drink and join us as we explore Apple's stealthy play in the AI and blockchain arena.

    E89: Have You Ever Been Involved in Paying Off the National Debt with Bitcoin?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2024 38:08


    Jefferies downgrades Apple Stock because “Serious AI is two-years off…” But they mean Apple or Artificial Intelligence? Meanwhile Zuck doubles down on Meta Ray-Bans, solves battlefield private edge network needs! Also, 15 second AI generated videos on Facebook, but no disinformation this time. Cuban hates Trump and Musk, Musk loves Mars, and the IMF urges El Salvador to steer clear of Bitcoin… Bukele says no thanks, and sends anti-gang troops to Haiti!

    E88: Have You Ever Been Involved in the Largest Tech Investment in History?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2024 50:18


    Sammy Altman has done it again, headed to the Middle East and raised a boatload of cash… Six Point Six Billion is no joke! Apple might have seen too much OpenAI + DOD coziness, backed out of the investment. Guess who backed in? Abu Dhabi-based MGX! Wait, will AI be responsible for all our nukes? Is anyone still talking about Effective Altruism anymore, or did they all effectively, and altruistically, get disappeared?

    E87: Have You Ever Been Involved in Erasing Matters of National Security?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2024 43:42


    When Shark Week with John Cena draws more headlines than mass layoffs in the tech industry, you know there's a massive imbalance! Insanity in the US! Assassination attempts, bungling officers from the Secret Service, FBI, and CIA. The seemingly disorganized ways that regulators evaluate Crypto and Web3 products are apparently typical of big government, even when someone's life is in the balance! Put it all on the blockchain and maybe we'll get transparency!

    E86: Have You Ever Been Involved in Apple Stealing the Blockchain Narrative?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2024 43:14


    ‘Artificial' is now ‘Apple' Intelligence. Your ‘Apple Wallet' is now… just your ‘Wallet'! We've been calling the big moves WAY before they happen. Coming off the heels of Google Gemini and Microsoft AutoPilot, WWDC quelled the overall fever pitch with a nice, long conversation about secure enclaves, clouds, and computing. Ah, so NOW it's private? What about all those lock icons that we've seen over the past decade?

    E85: Have You Ever Been Involved in Diminishing the Value of US Assets?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2024 35:53


    Joe Biden vetos the resolution to repeal SAB 121… and he does so, to ‘protect investors'. The Heat Dome has descended on North America this summer, much like the pressure dome over Crypro and Web3! Lots of mixed messages coming in from the SEC and the DOJ… who will raise their hand and say SOMETHING?

    E84: Have You Ever Been Involved in Printing ETH to Shore up Spot ETF Products?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2024 42:47


    Big guys holding ETH… and they provide liquidity for the whole marketplace… what if the inflows and the outflows don't make sense? They just print more ETH! Sound familiar? Sounds a lot like the US dollar! Off the Record on the Rocks at Genesis ETH conference in Washington D.C.!

    E82: Have You Been Involved in Using AI to Tackle Crypto Scams and Hacks?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2024 39:38


    Seems like they are clearing the path for crypto regulation to make way for the Hedera Hashgraph token, while the SEC drags its feet on the ETH ETF? What about integrating AI into apps or following the FTC's ban on non-competes? Michael Toner and BTC Ankarino unravel these threads while the US government targets Binance, and de-dollarization and crypto wallet hacks roil Venezuela and beyond. The two also navigate the politics of crypto, Meta's blockchain ambitions, and Grayscale's ETF filing for fun exploration of the latest chaos.

    E83: Have You Been Involved in Big Banks Using USD to Back Spot Ethereum ETFs?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2024 47:35


    Is SEC *truly* dragging its feet on Spot ETH ETF approvals, or just political theater, obfuscating the true narrative? SEC's Staff Accounting Bulletin (SAB) No. 121 was reversed… will Biden veto? This clears way for massive inflows of cash to ETH ETF market just like the BTC ETF before. Consolidation continues: Vanguard fires CEO, installs Ramji from Blackrock, Greyscale sacks leader, hiring Mintzberg from Goldman Sachs. Meanwhile, Trump wraps court session, announcing he'll accept crypto donations that same day. And *someone* decided flying helicopters in fog is a great way to transport the President of Iran and his cabinet… someone

    E81: Have you Been Involved with Bitcoin Halving? A Special Episode.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2024 19:12


    APRIL 19, 2024- The Halving

    E80: Have you Been Involved with Hong Kong Bitcoin ETF approval on US Tax day while Trump is Paying off Porn Stars?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2024 48:42


    approved in Hong Kong, we explore this new era of crypto investments and the complex world of digital ownership and fractionalization. The limitations of the FDIC, the need for higher crypto deposit insurances, and the geopolitical impacts on Bitcoin stability are in the spotlight. The episode concludes with a deep dive into Meta's innovative Meta Quest and its potential as a gateway to the metaverse, exploring the intersections of AI and hardware. Tune in for a detailed breakdown of today's financial and digital landscapes, preparing listeners for the challenges of the future.

    E79: Have you Been Involved with Artificial Intelligence Managing Truth/Trust Layers?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2024 42:28


    Back of a dollar bill says “In God We Trust”... if our fiat economy's truth layer is managed by an all-seeing deity, why can't the blockchain be managed by Artificial intelligence? The immutable ledger is but a data set, requiring governance and trust to be validated. AI is the filter on that data set… after all, isn't reality what just happened yesterday? Maybe God.ai is just what the crypto community ordered? An American AI, steeped in separation of Church & State rhetoric, but actually just a government funded Trust layer, filtering and grooming your interpretations!

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