Would You Rather with Eric and Dave

This week we're talking high, we're talking low, we're talking Avengers..-Would you rather start every sentence speaking at a lower pitch and every word you speak has to go up in pitch (per sentence), or start every sentence high and every word after is lower in pitch?-All or Nothing-Thanos just snapped his finger: WYR disappear or be left behind?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

What a treat for you, it's a clip show..-WYR only drink jello shots for a week, or just one thermometer of mercury? (Ep. 184)-WYR be in the middle of a human centipede or have to choose three friends to form a human centipede? (Ep. 51)-Zelda Trivia (Ep. 151)-WYR kill young Sheldon or regular adult Sheldon? (Ep. 203 Q3)Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we take a deep dive into the American legal system and provide an analysis on the lyrics of Kendrick Lamar..-Would you rather work at a toy store or a candy store?-Kendrick Lamar or Anna Kendrick-Would you rather be judge, jury, or executioner?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We way in on the hotest question going around the world wide web right now, and specularte on who will be the new pope, eventhough we've now known for a week, join us..-Would you rather look like Yosemite Sam or Elmer Fudd?-All or Nothing-Would you rather fight 100 men or 1 gorilla?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

It's a scam eat scam world out there, the only question is which side will you be on..-Would you rather be a pirate with rubber powers, or a kid in a superhero society?-It's Elementary!-Would you rather completely and utterly fall for every scam text and call that comes your way, or you live your life as a scam caller/texter and the only money you can make is through that (you cannot automate your calls or texts)Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Join us for a special goodbye to our unoffical third mic, Skype..-Would you rather get married over Skype or Divorced over Microsoft Teams?-All or Nothing-You're on a Skype interview for a new job. Would you rather be stuck sharing your screen with them, or have no audio? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We're talking two great recreational activities today, that's right, paintball, and bathing like a cat..-Would you rather have 9 lives like a cat, or only be able to bathe like a cat?-Kpop or Kids Show-Would you rather play laser tag with a group of children, or play paintball with a group of ex-Marines?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We're back and we're talking modern day hit sitcoms like Fraiser, and Seinfeld..-Would you rather have eyes the size of corn kernels or lips the size of hot dogs?-All or Nothing-Would you rather live in Frasier's Seattle or Seinfeld's New York?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Time to put our differences aside, and finally deicded if we want to die at sea or on dry land..-Would you rather always have to eat homemade meals you made yourself, or always have to eat out for all your meals?-Can you Keep a Secret?-Would you rather be a pirate or a pilgrim?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This podcast has a first name, its W-O-U-L-D-Y-O-U-R-A-T-H-E-R, this podcast has a second name its W-I-T-H-E-R-I-C-A-N-D-D-A-V-E..-Would you rather have an alien best friend or be the alien best friend?-All or Nothing-As your primary vehicle, WYR drive the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile, or the General Lee from Dukes of Hazzard?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week access our inner craftsman and build some high quality stuffs..-Would you rather Bend your knees the wrong way using any method of your choice or eat just one bowl of poo soup, prepared using any method of your choice?-Product Mayhem-Would you rather build your own home or build your own car?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Due to some unforseen technical difficulties we couldn't release a rugalr episode this week, so instead we are treating you to one of our bonus episodes for the Patreon feed! If you like this one and wanna more stuff like it, theres a Patreon page you should chek out..Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We've got pizza on the brain and pizza on the podcast, come and get it, it is both available, and warm..-Would you rather play a dead body or the guy who did it on law & order SVU?-All or Nothing-Would you rather be stabbed in the back by a friend like Julius Caesar or only eat Hot n' Ready pizza from Little Caesar's Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we discuss two iconic animated characters, one of which is in the public domain, as for the other one, please please please don't tell Disney we talked about them, please be cool just this once..-Would you rather always dress like Donald Duck or Winnie the Pooh?-Jelly Roll or Pearl Jam-Would you rather always have to sit in one of the end seats in the very front row at the movie theater, or always have someone sitting behind you at the movies who is non stop talking?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This time it's all about sports, but if that's not your thing, stick around, we also lie about Jazz..-Would you rather manage an unruly team that wins, or a good natured team that loses?-SciFi or Lie-You've lied and said you play jazz music, they've asked you to go up on stage at the Jazz Lounge to join the band. Which instrument would you rather pick up to try and blend in, the trumpet, the piano, or upright bass?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Just in time for a week after Valentine's Day, we're talking love and marriage..-Would you rather never be able to call any phone number you've ever called or never be go to any physical address you've been at before?-Kidz Bop Quiz-Would you rather marry into the royal family or marry your soulmate?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Some weeks we have a good time with funny little questions, and some weeks, we shoulder the burden of deciding which soul crushing fate we take to protect you from the consequnces. Today is one of the latter, we must become either rich, or famous..-Would you Rather raise chickens or bees?-All or Nothing-Would you rather be rich or famous?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

The only thing better than one new episode of the show is multiple clips of several episodes. More bang for your buck, you're welcome..-WYR work for a boss baby or eat a minion? (Ep. 199 Q1)-WYR eat a famous mummy, or just a regular guy? (Ep. 145 Q2)-Spit or Swallow (Ep. 72)-You are a monster at Monsters Inc. at risk of losing your job. You must be the top employee in order to keep your job. WYR have to scare kids for power or make them laugh? (Ep. 84 Q3)Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we discuss high fashion, and imagine what it would be like to be two people with anxiety..-Would you Rather dress in a steampunk style or a goth style?-Teddy Swims or Drowning Pool-Would you rather have separation anxiety from your phone or from your significant other?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we delve into literature, finance, and the art of joke construction, join us wont you..-Would you Rather lend a book knowing it will never be returned, or lend $10 knowing they will never be paid back?-All or Nothing-Would you rather have to explain every joke or explain every insult?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Join us wont you for a game of chance as we late fate decide our question this week..-Would you rather be irresistible to men (or your non sexual preference for those playing at home), or irresistible to the elderly?-Kid Rock or Kid Cudi-Would you Rather have your family think the worst of you but have their safety guaranteed, or have your family be in danger but they think good things about you?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

The only thing better than a new episode? An episode made up of old bits and a trip down memory lane..-WYR be great at rapping or tap dancing? (Ep. 176 Q1)-WYR only eat KFC for a month or get hit in the stomach will a ball peen hammer? (Ep. 103 Q2)-Eric or Dave (Ep. 164)-WYR be in a prank war with a bunch of toddlers or one adult? (Ep. 194 Q2)Patreon.com/wouldyouratherwithericanddave

A tale as old as time.. Eric and the Dave..-Would you rather be raised by Timon and Pumbaa or Cluade Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame?-Let the Stuffs Hit the Floor-Would you rather take care of the Beast from Beauty and The Beast, or have Gaston as your boyfriend?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

What are you doing reading the episode descriptiopn, it's boxing day! Get out there and box..-Would you rather deal with a grumpy reindeer or an angry elf?-Christmas Trivia-Would you rather live through the events of Die Hard or Home Alone?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

You have been entrusted with a great challenge, you must form a fellowship and listen to these two kings talk about eating like hogs in a trough..-Would you rather slop it up or pinky out?-All or Nothing-Would you rather bring the One Ring to the fires of Mount Doom or live with Gollum? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Imagine if you will, a perfect world, no imagine its not perfect but you're the boss, wouldn't that be weird do you think..-Would you rather eat a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles or two cups of uncooked rice?-Product Mayhem-Would you rather live in a utopia as a normal person or in a dystopia but you are the supreme ruler?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes! 

Get ready for a somber and tasteful discussion of Family Guy theming oppurtunities at a funeral..-Would you rather wear a bib every time you eat out or only ever drink from a sippy cup?-All or Nothing-Would you rather have a South Park-themed wedding or a Family Guy-themed funeral?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes! 

It's Thanksgivingday, what are you doing reading the show notes, go get some more stuffing!!Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes! 

It's sports time, a time fore sports..-Without anytime to prepare, would you rather be a referee in a professional game of American football, or soccer?-Bar Trivia-Would you rather have a random body part twitch every 10 seconds or a random 10 seconds of your day is streamed on twitch everyday for the world to see?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

A podcast talking about AI!? If you can even believe such a thing..-Would you rather your only friend is an AI chatbot or a human whose obsessed with the Big Bang Theory?-Papa Roach or Mama Mia-Would you rather have something accidently sewn inside you during a surgery or have a few teeth accidently shattered during a dental procedure?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

Yuo work hard all week, shouldn't you be allowed to blow off a little steam with one of your favorite cartoon characters..-Would you rather do ketamine with Mr Krabs, or crack with Peter Griffin?-All or Nothing-Would you rather have a personal robot butler, or a cursed monkey's paw style genie that will grant you three wishes?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

This is Halloween, THIS is Halloween..-Would you rather be the only one at a costume party not dressed up, or the only one at work who wore a costume?-Rob Zombie or Vampire Weekend-Would you rather be haunted by Casper the friendly ghost, or do an escape room with Jigsaw?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

This week we shine a spotlight on our local libraries by getting trapped inside and maybe eating a book..-Would you rather the only remaining flavor profile of food is "hot" a la hot Cheeto, or all your food be one week past expiration?-All or Nothing-Would you rather be trapped inside of a library for a month or inside a grocery store for a whole year?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

This week we're talking about the modern and relevant hit film The Truman Show, join us wont you..-Would you rather Would you rather have to shake hands with yourself every time you meet someone or offer your foot to them as a handshake?-Luke Combs or Hairspray-Would you rather find out that your whole life was being filmed like the Truman Show, or be the spouse in someone else's “Truman Show”?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

Good news, it's a clip show!!-WYR get your hand stuck in a jar or your head stuck in a bucket (Ep. 190)-WYR be able to revive any dead body by having sex with it, or be able to cure any sick person by kissing them on the lips? (Ep. 149)-Choose Your Own Daventure (Ep. 156)-WYR watch a magician die on stage, or volunteer to go on stage with a magician who will make fun of you in front of the audience? (Ep. 137)Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

Finally as we climb the social ladder it leads to a change to rub elbows with some certified A-listers..-Would you rather live above a loud bookstore or a quiet dive bar?-All or Nothing-Would you rather sip gin with Ryan Reynolds or shoot tequila with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

Bet you didn't think you'd hear from us again did ya bucko, but we're back again..-Would you rather feed an animal or milk an animal?-2 Chainz or Alice in Chains-Would you rather only be able to play Minecraft or minesweeper?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

Two iconic heroes duke it out to see who has the burden of taking care of us..-Would you rather have a row of 5 functional asses that go up your back that no one knows about, or everyone else has the 5 ass's, but they all think you're a freak for having only 1?-All or Nothing-Would you rather be a sidekick to Batman or Superman?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

Nobody loves chuckin their food more than these two knuckleheads..-Would you rather be the reason a food fight starts or the reason a food fight ends?-Glowrilla or Artic Monkeys-Would you rather spend one week in an airport or one month in an underground bunker?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

If you ever needed evidence that we are still young, cool, and hip, this is it right here..-Would you rather, for the rest of your life, have one ear feel like there's water stuck in there or have one nostril feel clogged like when you have a cold?-All or Nothing-Would you rather scat your way through a press release or dance the macarena when delivering bad news? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

If you're reading this I'm trapped in a podcast description writing factory, send help.. I mean, I love my job..-Would you rather be a door to door salesman who can't look people in the eye, or run an ice cream truck but can only speak in questions?-Chappell Roan or Post Malone-Would you rather have a chicken's brain in a human's body, or a human's brain in a chicken's body?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

This one is sure to make your blood boil..-Would you rather be able to boil water on command or freeze water on command?-All or Nothing-Would you rather find Atlantis or El Dorado?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

Well bad news, good news. Bad news, due to some bad weather in our neck of the woods, we couldn't record this week since Dave got sucked off by a tornado, but the good news is we have a special episode of our bonus content to share with you! If you like what you hear, subscribe to our Patreon for even a new BOCO every month as well as the back catalog we've already done!Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave

Tody we shine some light on the humble mannequin, the unsung essential work that shows us how a t-shirt will look drapped over our awful bodies..-Would you rather only be able to move if nobody is looking like a ghost in Super Mario, or anyone you touch turns into a ghost?-What's this Guy Talkin' About?-Would you rather be a store mannequin on the weekdays or be that one weird guy who's always at the mall every weekend from open to close?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

It's time to settle our differences the only way we know how, with dance..-Would you rather not watch anything while eating or no popcorn with a movie? -Codebreakers-Would you rather have to compete in a break dance competition or participate in an acapella competition? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

It's time to listen to your favorite two podcasters talk about your favorite two X-men's join us wont you..-Would you rather bring dog biscuits to every potluck or cookout you go to, or always arrive empty handed?-Billie Eilish or Billy Joel-Would you rather always have to break the 4th wall like Deadpool, or live life as a loner like Wolverine?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Hope your hungry, cuz these two kings are ready to feast..-Would you rather like Liver King everyday for a month, or eat at Burger King for each meal everyday for a month?-Does Dave Even Know the name of my Band!?-Would you rather never eat solid foods again, or do all your poops and pees into a diaper? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

This week we get weird.. Weird Al!?..-Would you rather be able to listen to Weird Al parodies of all your favorite songs, or only watch porn parodies of all your favorite movies?-Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana-Would you rather have to kill a bug that gets bigger every time you kill it everyday or have one two-story spider that hangs around your neighborhood? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

It's that time of year folks, rev up that grill as we finally settle some age old debate..-Would you rather drink a gallon of water from your local creek or lick the seat of a port of potty?-All or Nothing-Would you rather eat 76 hot dogs and buns in one sitting or never gluck down a glizzy ever again?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

The boys are back with that brand new summer sound, so rev up your engine, and open your mouth..-Would you rather do everything with 110% effort or do everything with only 10% effort?-Bob Dylan or Bob's Burgers-Would you rather be in a coma for a year, or in just one year eat an entire Toyota Tacoma?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Two titans of question answering finally weigh in on the age old debate between Furby and Spongebob..-Would you rather stick your hand in a beehive, or for one whole day just behave?-All or Nothing-Would you rather own and care for a real living Furby, or live next door to SpongeBob?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!