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The original tenth GAPECAST from 2020, newly reedited and de-Memento-fied so the scenes take place in CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER and the narrative MAKES SENSE! In GAPECAST #10, we rewind to December 2019, in the aftermath of the corrupt rigged election that replaced Gapes as Ilford South MP with Corbyn's Candidate, Sam Tarry. Written once again by seasoned Ilford hack Jimothy Baker (currently scribbling away in prison like Gramsci), this episode documents one of the biggest scandals to rock Ilford politics since that depicted in our previous GAPECAST.

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Ami joins Ross to talk about what selfishness really means.  Tangents include:  Salvos; dogs; pork chop theory; Ami's drug fancy; Abe Lincoln; supermarket etiquette; Rear Window; Presbyterians; Gordon Gekko; do-gooders;  airplane mask procedures and selfishness;  THE GAPES.Notes:https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/cui-bono/201501/good-neutral-and-bad-selfishnesshttps://www.psychologytoday.com/us/tests/personality/egoism-vs-altriusmhttps://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/25/well/mind/selfishness-benefits-dalai-lama.htmlSupport the showContact us: contactSLH19581980@gmail.com

Neste episódio conversamos com Leonardo Sarkis, mestre em Fertilidade do Solo e Nutrição de Plantas pela Universidade Federal de Lavras (UFLA) e Túlio Gonçalo mestrado em Produção Vegetal pela Universidade de Rio Verde (UNIRV). Ambos atuam como pesquisadores no Grupo Associado de Pesquisa do Sudoeste Goiano (GAPES), hoje eles compartilham seu conhecimento conosco.

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No Morada no Campo desta quinta-feira, dia 13, Divino Onaldo entrevista Alexandre Câmara Bernardes, Assessor Técnico do Sindicato Rural de Rio Verde, Estevam Costa, Pesquisador do Gapes e Jordana Emannuelly Ferreira Matias, estudante de agronomia e estagiária no Laboratório do Sindicato Rural. O tema da nossa entrevista será: Reabertura do laboratório de Fitopatologia do Sindicato Rural de Rio Verde. O Morada no Campo vai ao ar de segunda a sexta-feira, das 12:00 às 13:00 na Rádio Morada FM - 97,7.

No Morada no Campo de hoje, Divino Onaldo entrevista Charles Peeters, presidente do Grupo Associado de Pesquisa do Sudoeste Goiano (Gapes) e, Túlio Gonçalo, gerente de Pesquisa do Gapes, que falam sobre o 2º Workshop Digital Gapes.

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In this episode Will speaks to former Labour and Change UK: The Independent Group MP for Illford South, Mike Gapes, about a new book he's contributed to edited by Peter McNab about Change UK. They also discuss Andy Burnham, Keir Starmer's leadership of Labour, social media abuse, Jeremy Corbyn's time as Leader of the Labour Party, Hilary Benn's Syria speech and Britain's relationship with the EU. 

RP's Jack Frayne-Reid joins Sinan Kose on his Twitch stream - https://www.twitch.tv/skthecrusader - to shoot the shit continuously for almost three hours, play requests on his acoustic guitar, and field questions on such subjects as Keith Starmer's abysmal polling, Van Morrison, and Jimmy Buffett. After about an hour and a bit, GapeCast auteur Farages Fucked Face and friend-of-us-all @participacion show up to bring out the true spirit of this stream, and indeed the RP ethos - chaos, hostility and murder.

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Faced with spending a lonely Christmas all alone at the Ilford South MP's Mansion, the luminous Cownadu, Mike Gapes vows to have the best Christmas of all time, as that'll show Corbyn and his Chinese communist friends, who created an entire pandemic specifically to inconvenience the most hard-done-by individual in the world, Michael Gapes. Cheerful reminiscences are shared about a Gapes child's Christmas in Wales, service as a guard at a Japanese POW camp in WWII and nights spent stealing milk from unsuspecting children, and visits are paid to Gapes Manor by friends-o-Gapes including Van Morison, Gorgeous Georgie and the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein. CAST: JFR as Mike Gapes, young Mike Gapes, Mike Gapes' father, Van Morrison, Welsh miner/Owen Smith, Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future, postman, Gorgeous Georgie, Gorgeous Gilbert, David Bowie and burglar/Joe Pesci FFF as Richard Miller, Jimothy Baker, unnamed servants, unnamed child and the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein

|CHARLES LOUIS PEETERS |Engenheiro Agrônomo | Diretor de Produção da Agropecuária Peeters Goiás S/A |Presidente do GAPES contexto Na maioria das atividades, o empreendedor rural possui as responsabilidades de liderança e de gestão dado as características da atividade rural e do perfil do empreendedor. O mesmo possui responsabilidades desde operacionais até táticas e estratégicas, e… Continue a ler »ADA # 025 – LIDERANÇA E GESTÃO – Responsabilidades do Empreendedor Rural

No Morada no Campo desta terça-feira, Divino Onaldo conversa com Flávia Montans, que é produtora rural, engenheira agrônoma e diretoria do GAPES e com Kamila Aguiar, que é médica veterinária e gestora operacional do Grupo Guimarães Aguiar, sobre o Prêmio Mulheres do Agro.

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In the nineteenth GAPECAST, Mike Gapes gives the listener an exclusive tour of his private portrait gallery, deep in the bowels of Cownadu manor. His collection is vast and eclectic, encompassing minor works by such third-rate hacks as Caravaggio, da Vinci and Van Gough, as well as more significant pieces depicting the long and noble history of the proud Gapes dynasty, including portraits and cave paintings depicting key Gapes ancestors such as Gilles de Gapes, Dr Jack MaGapes, Count Brutus du Gapes, Earl Gapule and Judas Iscariot, none of whom are Mike Gapes himself prior to yet another identity change. We promise.

In this episode, Connor and Jack dive into the beautiful and challenging poem "Snake White, Owl White" by Tacey Atsitty. They discuss finding poem's powerful sound and rhythm, its complex and contradictory expression of self, and finding other anchors as readers in the absence of clear narrative. Snake White, Owl White By: Tacey M. Atsitty When I say that my cheek fell, I mean the bone, the gliding pell sunken. I mean how it hides in rain, in a sky-lit cell, swelling. This is me fallen together, separated from her, that mistelling of Female Warrior Who Split in Two, who pulled from her gut-well a lumpy snake, pale with a scaling tongue; word-slit. I’ve heaved her pang, her yell at the snap of his tail. They drop like words at the end, a quell to the flood-line of an uvula, a face, a cheek pouch—high like shell veins. Birds swim silver in the sky. An owl drops to dwell with me. Gapes. It’s death. I step back. I can’t tell how he rises and dives at me, then turns flight just before my head. When I tell you this is where bone rises to white, I mean tomorrow, a minute later, dive well. Find us at our website: www.closetalking.com/ Find us on Facebook at: facebook.com/closetalking 
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This episode of constellations we’re mapping ourselves, from the outside in. Relax your need to understand everything and listen to yourself, your body, loosen the need to analyze. Featuring: “Necropolis 2: Cruise Control” by Kamikaze Jones “A Sound Poem” by Axel Kacoutié and “Necropolis 3: Planet of the Gapes” by Kamikaze Jones. Axel writes: “We are wrong to look for uniformity and objectivity. We have all mapped associations to what our subjective experience is like. My experience of the colour red is different from yours. Our brains light up the same way when hearing water but our relationship to its sounds will never be the same. Because of this, I wanted to illustrate how I've mapped mine using abstract terms like solitude, sunbathing, patricide etc. All as an attempt to say, "you don't have to understand, I just want to connect and have you see (listen) how I relate to the world." — “Necropolis 2: Cruise Control” —> This piece is composed from Grindr chats, sex toy Yelp reviews, and hold music from gay phone-sex hotlines. It imagines a queer hauntological underworld mediated by the technologies of yesteryear. “Necropolis 3: Planet of the Gapes” —> This piece is a more meditative, cosmic manifestation of the Queer Necropolis, and is comprised entirely of acoustic instruments played with a vibrating butt plug. Kamikaze writes: “My original intention was to create an immersive sonic environment that was representative of the darker, more infernal channels of the collective queer subconscious. My work as a performance artist and extended technique vocalist over the past year has been focused on explorations of queer madness, and supernatural manifestations of queer erotic identity. My objective was to create a mythological sonic territory that addressed the sublimated ghosts and demons of our shared history. I quickly realized the boundaries of my own subjectivity in the compositional process and, embracing the queer art of failure, realized that the project would undergo a kind of conceptual mitosis, splitting into two separate but distinct companion pieces, each radical interpretations of what a “Queer Necropolis” could sound like. (for more, head to our website) constellationsaudio.com/sounds

And now, the third and final instalment of our prestige documentary miniseries on Ilford's notorious GAPEFEST music festival, commissioned by the Ilford South FM radio station and written and presented by Jimothy Baker, the greatest - and only - journalist in all of Ilford. This follows the festival to its ghastly denouement, with Mike Gapes failing to rope Bill Clinton and Tony Blair into his nefarious scheme, and instead having to rely on his old friend Tim Farron (portrayed by Reel Politik co-founder Tom Foster in a return to his award-winning, star-making turn from Tim Peaks: Farron Walk With Me.) A five-hour set by Jimmy Buffet, and then Gapes' own blood-stained headline performance ensue. It was truly a festival nobody will ever forget, and nobody will be able to forget this documentary even if they haven't heard it. Especially if they've seen the 1970 film 'Gimme Shelter'. Starring Jack as Mike Gapes, Jimmy Buffett, John Harris and various goons With FFF as Jimothy Baker, Richard Miller, Jeffrey Epstein and various goons SPECIAL GUEST STAR: Tom Foster as Tim Farron

No Morada no Campo desta terça, Divino Onaldo conversa com a diretora do Grupo Associado de Pesquisa do Sudoeste Goiano, Flávia Montans, (Gapes) e com a engenheira agrônoma e pesquisadora do Gapes, Aline Guimarães, sobre o 1° Workshop Virtual Gapes.

Ryan Kelley joins the show. I'm worried my ex's new husband won't let her have threesomes with my wife and I. Tiger's kid Charlie dominated a youth tourney over the weekend. Tiger was on his bag. Oral in the woods at PGA events. QFTA is being recorded after the show. Send your emails, ladies. Iggy doesn't want to weight shame the heavyweight couple moving in above him. Iggy likes to listen to his neighbors shag. QFTA will accept erotic stories from gentlemen as well. Zaner thinks everybody will come out as bi at some point. Hedo is COVID ready. Iggy and Haenchen are going to Hedo with The Gapes and Ballsacks. Hedo hookers. 

Ryan Kelley joins the show. I'm worried my ex's new husband won't let her have threesomes with my wife and I. Tiger's kid Charlie dominated a youth tourney over the weekend. Tiger was on his bag. Oral in the woods at PGA events. QFTA is being recorded after the show. Send your emails, ladies. Iggy doesn't want to weight shame the heavyweight couple moving in above him. Iggy likes to listen to his neighbors shag. QFTA will accept erotic stories from gentlemen as well. Zaner thinks everybody will come out as bi at some point. Hedo is COVID ready. Iggy and Haenchen are going to Hedo with The Gapes and Ballsacks. Hedo hookers. 

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Gapes is called to a mob sitdown with the four bosses of London's criminal underworld, each of whom happens to be a Blairite celebrity of varying stature; namely Eddie Marsan, Frances Barber, Tony Robinson and JK Rowling. But does Michael have a cunning plan in store? With Mr Richard Miller in disguise as crack mob mediator "Sexy" Stephen Stephens, Gapes listens solemnly to the gangster geezers complain about their vampire problem, and quietly hatches his own ruse to take their territory.

In the twelfth GAPECAST, a farcical chain of events ensues. Investigative reporter Jimothy Baker is at Ilford's illustrious Hotel Capitol to meet a top informant, Mike Gapes' identical body double Kevin Narrows. Meanwhile, top Gapes aide Richard Miller, who looks and sounds exactly the same as Jimothy, is there so Gapes can dictate his new film treatment to him, 'The Life & More Life of Major Zeppelin'. Will Richard and Jimothy - each carrying a mysterious box - manage to fulfil their tasks without getting mired in confusion? Of course not - it's a farce!

In GAPECAST #10, we rewind to December 2019, in the aftermath of the corrupt rigged election that replaced Gapes as Ilford South MP with Corbyn's Candidate, Sam Tarry. "Rewind" is the operative word, because this tale unfolds in reverse (you know, like the film Memento) with one scene after another taking us from the end of the story, back to the very beginning. Written once again by seasoned Ilford hack Jimothy Baker (currently scribbling away in prison like Gramsci), this episode documents one of the biggest scandals to rock Ilford politics since that depicted in our previous GAPECAST.

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A special new RP Original Series, presented by former MP Michael John Gapes live from the Gapebunker under the Ilford South MP's Mansion - where Gapes resides to this day - will give us daily updates on the coronavirus situation and the other major issues of the day.

A FRIDAY recording, so Turdhat, Fen and Mighty Chubbs can go hit up some trivia about the show The Office in the Berkeley area, and we will talk about that and our predictions. Stay tuned next week for our results and a recap of how that went. Someone DID fall asleep this episode, and we […]

In anticipation of a much more sombre look at the left's (and our personal) post-election malaise, we thought we'd tie up a few loose ends and address some of our going concerns in the political sphere. Featuring - Keir Starmer's vacuous ten pledges, Richard Burgon's endorsement of miwk memes and delicious takedown of the hated Jonathan Woodcock, some other Gapes thing, the Democratic establishment ratfucking operation and a look back at the undying legacies of the Spoon and Drugstore Culture.

At long last, we can finally unveil Jack & Tom's eagerly anticipated (by all) review of Todd Phillips' "The Joker"; a review of many parts, covering our thoughts prior to seeing the movie, immediately after seeing the movie, the following day, and the night prior to this episode's release. Though we wanted to release Tom's first full episode in a while sooner than later, the election - not to mention our exclusive Gapes scoop - got in the way. Now here it is, edited by Jack then Ben (@molono) and then Jack again; truly put through the troll factory wringer. This episode will probably go up in the SoundCloud in a few days, but we'll be certain to have some new RP content by then, including a behind-the-scenes look at our Big Gapes Sting.

Our latest RP Exclusive: a leaked audio recording from THE MILLER FILES, the ultra-ultra-encrypted documents that fell into the hands of Ilford investigative journalist Mr Jimothy Baker upon the mysterious disappearance of former Mike Gapes campaign manager Mr Richard Miller.

Hear our full JOKER episode @ patreon.com/reelpolitik At long last, we can finally unveil Jack & Tom's eagerly anticipated (by all) review of Todd Phillips' "The Joker"; a review of many parts, covering our thoughts prior to seeing the movie, immediately after seeing the movie, the following day, and the night prior to this episode's release. Though we wanted to release Tom's first full episode in a while sooner than later, the election - not to mention our exclusive Gapes scoop - got in the way. Now here it is, edited by Jack then Ben (@molono) and then Jack again; truly put through the troll factory wringer. This episode will probably go up in the SoundCloud in a few days, but we'll be certain to have some new RP content by then, including a behind-the-scenes look at our Big Gapes Sting.

We finally did it. After succeeding in driving him out of the Labour Party, we managed to trick Mike Gapes into appearing on our podcast for an exclusive interview. With our man Rupert on the ground in Ilford South to talk to the Gapeman and his campaign manager Jack (not to be confused with our Jack, who has never even claimed to be Gapes' election agent), Jack (@gapesology) and Geraint (@waluigitifo) are joined in RP Studios St Petersburg by Ilford investigative reporter extraordinaire Mr Jimothy Baker to discuss the alleged disappearance of Gapes' alleged former campaign manage Richard Miller, and the alleged web of intrigue surrounding it, particularly the mysterious gang of allegedly violent street thugs "The Gape Goons". In his interview with the show, Gapes is quizzed on the big issues, including the Reel Politik podcast, the MIWK, Russia, Mr Seumas Milne, Mr Richard Miller and why the Lib Dems are a big pile of shit. In our final major revelation, we premiere an exclusive "Miwk Tape" leaked to the podcast by a source close to Team Gapes. Subscribe for more fire propaganda @ patreon.com/reelpolitik Check out the Labour candidate for Ilford South, Sam Tarry @ mikegapes.net (or https://www.samtarry.org)

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Hi everyone! We are super excited for today’s podcast where we are joined by Alori Gapes, creator of Clayed Coral. Alori is a Sunshine Coast local and is passionate about Ocean Conservation. Her business, Clayed Coral, is a beautiful jewellery company hand made at the Sunshine Coast with the textures and designs inspired by our beautiful oceans and coral patterns. Clayed Coral is committed to saving coral reefs, one pair of earrings at a time with 10% of all profits donated to ocean conservation. We are so excited for Alori to share with our listeners how Clayed Coral started, why she is so passionate about ocean conservation and protecting coral reefs and what things she does in her everyday life to support reef conservation.

The Pogues are one of Britain's greatest bands (we're not being disrespectful to the occupied people of Ireland here by the way, the Pogues were formed in London by largely English musicians) and their hard-drinking frontman Shane MacGowan is one of the most talented and iconoclastic writers of his generation, bringing more of the approach of great literature to popular music than anyone since Lou Reed. In the first of a two-part chronicle of the band, taking plenty of time to assess the social, historical and political context surrounding the superb lyrics and music, we trace the Celtic punks' history and varying interests from Bops, Babes, Booze & Bovver to Rum, Sodomy & The Lash. This episode concludes with a discussion of its namesake, the band's commercial apotheosis If I Should Fall From Grace With God - although we don't get into Fairytale of New York too heavily - and the next one will pick up where it left off, covering the band's eventual disillusion and MacGowan's solo career. CONTENT NOTE: Because we spend a large amount of time in this reading Shane's lyrics, a lot of quite offensive slurs come up for basically any group in society you care to name. We don't condone this aspect of his lyricism, but it's an important part of his personality as a writer that can't be ignored.

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From the forthcoming Moose Shit Highway EP, on which Crazy Moose are: Jack Frayne-Reid - vocals, guitars & bass Timmy Lambert - percussion & vocals

In recent months, we've found it difficult to provide the comprehensive coverage of politics that our audience have come to expect from us. What we have been able to do is provide comprehensive coverage of one specific politician, zoning in on a true heavyweight until we have a scholarly grasp of his maverick ways. Back in January, we finally went all in, and did our first episode entirely about Mike Gapes, CUK (then Labour) MP for Ilford South. Tragically, the Q&A with Mike Gapes that Professor of Being a Melt Tim Bale was supposed to be chairing tonight at the Miwk End Institute has been cancelled, no doubt due to the diva antics of the showman Gapes, really milking the newfound celebrity brought on by the extensive coverage of his work on this podcast. To compensate for this - and the health-related lack of new episodes in the last couple of weeks - we have unlocked the 40 minutes of extra Gapes material RP Patreon subscribers received in January. Subscribe for more wonderful stuff like this at patreon.com/reelpolitik

NEW (SORT OF) RP! We forgot to upload a preview of our latest Patreon episode to SoundCloud. Fortunately, we have another episode popping up on Patreon any day now so - since we accidentally made this publicly available on Patreon anyway - we've decided to unlock our latest RP news bulletin for the masses. Original description: Jack and Yair on the political situation. Unfortunately this was recorded prior to the revelation that Mike Gapes has listened to our show (specifically, to our episode that was entirely about Mike Gapes - although presumably the cheap bastard didn't bother to subscribe here for the extended Patreon cut.) However, it's still rich with Gapesian content, taking place in the aftermath of a soft left Twitter user breaking the press embargo on the Independent Group's hilarious shadow-shadow cabinet. We also play and discuss an archival clip in which Gapes, in happier times, shares a platform with another infamous former Labour member, and reveal that we still have a soft spot for The Thick Of It, even if it is fundamentally a melt enterprise.

#0.88: Bill Gapes by The Mosh Cap Theory

For a longer version of this episode - containing a run-through Gapes' milk-related Early Day Motions and a reading of an Evening Standard piece about him doing karaoke, with Yair appearing on the latter part - go to patreon.com/reelpolitik tonight! In this truncated cut for the masses, Tom and Jack - recording just after new year at Jack's house - read from then-Labour International Officer Mike Gapes' 1990 Fabian Society pamphlet, After The Cold War: Building on the Alliances, which Jack bought several months ago off Independent columnist, top Amazon seller, Tony Blair superfan, and phantom der nacht, John Rentoul. As heavyweight statesman Mr Gapes sets out his plan for achieving a lasting peace in Europe (the rest of the world? fugeddaboudit!), we do what we do best: sneer and deride.

MotA-Minute: Beneath The Minute of the Apes - Minute 93"Minute of the Apes" is the daily podcast where Sean, Richard and Todd break down "The Planet of the Apes" movies, one minute at a time.Follow us on:Facebook @MinuteOfTheApesTwitter @MinuteOfTheApesEmail: podcast@minuteoftheapes.comWebsite: https://www.minuteoftheapes.com/

MotA-Minute: Beneath The Minute of the Apes - Minute 93"Minute of the Apes" is the daily podcast where Sean, Richard and Todd break down "The Planet of the Apes" movies, one minute at a time.Follow us on:Facebook @MinuteOfTheApesTwitter @MinuteOfTheApesEmail: podcast@minuteoftheapes.comWebsite: https://www.minuteoftheapes.com/

TIM PEAKS: FARRON WALK WITH ME THE ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK ALBUM Produced by Jack Frayne-Reid. Featuring the original score by Jack Frayne-Reid & Tom Foster to their HIT RADIO PLAY Tim Peaks: Farron Walk With Me, with additional contributions from General Sherman, as well as songs (newly remastered by Jack Frayne-Reid) from some of the greatest bands of all time, such as Tim Farron & the Voyeurs, Tim Farron & His Disciples, Tim Farron & the Westmorland Bumpkins, DoubleBass (Tim Farron & Peter Hook), Farron & Gapes, Tim Farron & The Frog Chorus and Tim Farron (solo artist). Spanning the vanguard of the avant garde to Starbucks-friendly folk music (if you’re reading this Starbucks, we can burn CD copies), this musical companion to the mindbending psychedelic trip into the abyss of liberal politics that is Tim Peaks: Farron Walk With Me is the perfect accompaniment to any of your daily activities, such as re-reading & furiously annotating the transcript of the hit radio play Tim Peaks: Farron Walk With Me you laboriously typed out, to contributing necessary funds to the Reel Politik Patreon (coming soon). Listen to Tim Peaks: Farron Walk With Me - https://soundcloud.com/reelpolitikpodcast/tim-peaks-farron-walk-with-me-a-reel-politik-original-radio-play As you were RP x Full tracklisting: 1. Jack Frayne-Reid & Crazy Moose – Greeting Card to a Higher Power (add. production by Ian Baxter) 2. Jack Frayne-Reid – Milkman Theme/Spoooner Blues 3. Tom Foster – Dreamy Tangerine 4. Tom Foster – Oozing 5. Tom Foster – Untitled Ambience (add. production by Jack Frayne-Reid) 6. General Sherman with Tim Farron & the Voyeurs – What’s Happening?! 7. Jack Frayne-Reid with Tim Farron & the Voyeurs – I Don’t Want No Fluoride in the Water, Baby 8. Jack Frayne-Reid with Tim Farron & the Voyeurs – The Milkman 9. Jack Frayne-Reid with Tim Farron & His Disciples – You’re All Going to Hell (drum programming by General Sherman) 10. Jack Frayne-Reid – New Centrist Party 1988 (add. percussion by Tom Foster) 11. Jack Frayne-Reid – The Funkiest Shit (sample selection by Tom Foster) 12. Jack Frayne-Reid – Terrible Jib/Russian Ties (add. production by Tom Foster) 13. Tom Foster – Tim’s Theme 14. Tom Foster – Dread Theme (add. production by Jack Frayne-Reid) 15. Jack Frayne-Reid with Tom Foster and Tim Farron & the Voyeurs – I Don’t Want No Fluoride in the Water, Baby (Reprise) 16. General Sherman – We Good (For OJ) (add. production by Jack Frayne-Reid) 17. Jack Frayne-Reid – Simon Nation Army 18. Jack Frayne-Reid – The Jauntiest Shit 19. Jack Frayne-Reid – The Rockiest Shit 20. Jack Frayne-Reid – Coalition Waltz 21. Tom Foster, Jack Frayne-Reid & General Sherman – Thatcher Shit Hellscape 22. General Sherman – Story of a Horse 23. Jack Frayne-Reid – Hawaii/Monochord 24. Jack Frayne-Reid with DoubleBass – New Order Are Cunts 25. Jack Frayne-Reid & Tom Foster – Milkman Theme/Dreamy Tangerine 26. Jack Frayne-Reid – Dacre 27. Jack Frayne-Reid with Tim Farron & the Westmorland Bumpkins – God Fearin’ Man 28. Jack Frayne-Reid – Spent Investigator (Farron Demo) 29. Jack Frayne-Reid with Tim Farron & the Frog Chorus – A Very Farron Christmas 30. Jack Frayne-Reid with Farron & Gapes – Cow From the North Country 31. Tom Foster & Jack Frayne-Reid – The Final Chord

A golden folk great from two distinguished parliamentarians' new close-harmony duo.

Paul is the General Manager of Pacific Data Systems, a company that provides solutions in the areas of environmental monitoring, data acquisition, scientific and industrial instrumentation remote computing and systems integration. Paul’s general to the role of General Manager is an interesting one as he was more or less thrown into the position when the founder of Pacific Data Systems suddenly passed away. Paul highlights the importance of family to help you through the tough times and he is incredibly honest about the trials, tribulations and the joys of his journey.  Paul isn’t afraid to hold himself publically accountable to very high standards of leadership and excellence, which is why his Executive Story is so rich and engaging.