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A gruesome murder. Willy The Wildcat, the school mascot, has been destroyed. Enid Coleslaw's binder was found at the scene of the crime. Kylie Jenner, school body president, will see too it that Enid burns for her crimes. Characters rolled this week: Kylie Jenner , Enid Coleslaw , Hot Rod , and Inspector Clouseau.

This episode did not come out on Christmas day like it was supposed to. Would be pretty embarrassing if we mentioned that it was going to come out on christmas a lot.

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Dedan’s the toughest tough at OFF High School. But who’s this baseball-clad chump? Does he think that he is aLSo Tough-gUY?? Doesn’t he know that DeDAnN Is TuFGh Guy??!?Characters rolled: Inspector Clouseau, Bayonetta, Danny Sex-Bang, DedanIt me, Dmitri, I break house now; Pokémon Brexit-Dexit Debacle; Expressing oneself through Pokémon battle; Frozen II #GiveAnnaofArendaleASword; Carly-Rae Jepson already got one, guys, it’s only fair; the Moe-to-Mommy scale; Undertale before Undertale was Undertale

Some dirty, no-good, machine-gun-wielding... fellas... have developed a new weapon. If Solid Snake can ever manage to leave his box, he just might be able to save the world from this newest threat. This buff, sexy, pyramid-shaped threat (with great skin!).Characters rolled: James West, Solid Snake, Alan Parish, Pyramid-head; The only thing that can stop a bad Super-Gun is a good Super-Gun; Sweet-ass airport fights; Hugo Weaving's sci-fi awards of excellence; A post Bart-kira world; Channing Tatum is every actor; Robert DeNiro or Al Pacino, the fun new drinking game; What is Gambit wearing; Mr. Smith's very excellent movie raps; The Jumanji hardware store right here in your hometown, for your convenience

Kermit is a Husky living in the wilds of Alaska. Or maybe he's still a Frog. Some sort of Wolf-Frog? Alright Kermit is Half-Wolf, Half-Husky, Half-Frog, but ALL MAN, and his wife is sick! He and Piggy must brave the harsh Alaskan wilderness to reach the town of Itidarod. Or maybe the trail is called Iditarod? Listen, only one of us saw Balto and it was a long time ago! Give us a break.Characters Rolled: Snufkin, Tracy Reardon, Kermit The Frog, Johnny Manziel; Better spin-off movies; You got your Statham Marmalade in my Rock Peanut Butter!; Memento Mori Bow Wow; The Hulk, but make it fashion; Big strong Jedi bones; re-examining newgrounds and proto-memes; Liz hears Narwhals and Badger Badger Badger for the first time LIVE ON THE AIR; what is a Muppet anyways?; The non-Disney/non-Bluth wild-card movies of our childhoods; Music used: Narwhals - Mr Weebl, Badger Badger Badger - Mr Weebl

We got ourselves a rumble, boys. It's robots vs animals when the juvenile delinquents of Animal High School square off against the strongest toughs of Robo-Tech Technical Institute. Knuckles, Bugs Bunny, and Hello Kitty must defend their turf from those low-life metal-heads Bender, Tom Servo, and Bumblebee. Knuckles knows he can handle those punks, but will Hello Kitty's insatiable bloodlust push the bonds of loyalty to its breaking point? Characters Rolled: Solid Snake, Knuckles the Echidna, Johnny ManzielEinstein invented war; Portable air conditioners...fraud?; McDonalds at 1am is self-care; An air-conditioner for every man, woman, and child; Hamster-based energy systems; Who watches the watchman? This goat, here. He does; Playing house with Don Draper; Enjoying Batman on multiple levels; OG Steve Harrington fan rep; hashtag BBB Bring Back Barb (as a zombie); First-person writing style and Chekhov's butterfly knife 

A magic amulet has turned Finn the Human into a big scary dragon a la Eustace Scrubb in The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, but ain't nobody learnin a lesson about hubris THIS time! Let's ALL become dragons; Hell Yeah!; 90's pop unlocking hidden areas of our brains; Spencer is limitless now; Gangs with flair, get weird with it!; Everyone has their own alien; Cats is just Hamtaro for adults; I can see a lion whenever I want; Nobody's feelin the love tonight; Characters rolled: Rincewind, Susan Strong, Kermit The Frog; Music used: Theme from Teen Wolf Too - The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss, Get Down - b4-4

Hi-i-I-I-i-i! Do you have a moment to hear about our Lord and Saviour Kirby? He came down from the stars to inhale our sins and wear them as fun hats. Chef Kawasaki has run out of wine, and only jars of his bath water are available! Can The Holy Kirby save the wedding, AND our immortal souls?? Forever and ever, Poyo Brrring-HA, Amen.OUR VERY FIRST EPISODE WITH A GUEST!! Big thanks to our intern Kat, who totally crushed it, and taught us all about fancy sauce.-Just call me Sailor Moon  -Gettin inspired by Kevin Smith -the vewnaskewnaverse (I assume this is how it's spelled)  -Are you a Randall or a Dante?  -Follow your dreams RIGHT NOW  -Punchin superstitions right in the face  -only nineties kids remember Cicadas, the Jeepers Creepers of bugs  -He jeeps, he creeps, he steals your eyeballs  -McDonald's sauce hacks  -Spencer shows off his impressive knowledge of Kirby character names 

-Reading PDFs in The Matrix  -Delve into the terrifying hellscape that is the Toy Story universe's immortal sense memory  -Brands are alive and you should consider their feelings. My best friend Disney told me so!  -Uncle Phil feelings  -Will Smith's rappin' genie  -Wanna make a cult with me?

Mixing up Rom Com titles. Spencer is knee deep in teen culture. Fashion. Players Unknown Battlegrounds and Fortnight. End credit thoughts. Neon Genesis Evangelion is on Netflix. More sequel series less remakes. George Lucas is afraid of people. Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. Using 100% of your brain. Which Italian actor was in Meet The Fockers? Theme songs should just repeat the characters name. Dubstep jokes are back. D&D podcasts. Video Games should be more compatible.

Warning: some weird audio issues in this one. Gonzo journalist Spider Jerusalem traps President Rivers Cuomo in one of his patented hard-hitting interviews ala Frost/Nixon. It's ...Spider/Weezer. Pokemon Sleep; Pokemon Dreams. Millenials are made of snakes, snails, puppy dog tails, and also clefairy star-dust. The Ins and outs of the Bat-Family. Debate club: what's YOUR Snape-take? Whole lotta Snape thoughts in this one. No lie, this one is... mostly Snape thoughts.

Global warming and Pokemon. Liz thinks Spencer is far off base with their Pokemon Cinematic Universe idea. Debate club: Stucky V. Stony. Send us a character! We would so appreciate it. ffwrshow@gmail.com @ffwrshow The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Pauly D from the Jersey Shore meets a strange man who shows Pauly a new piece of himself.

Korg and his best buddy, Meek, are hungry from a hard day of gaming. There is only one thing that can satisfy their cravings: poutine. The two set off to Avengers Europe. They hope to steal an aircraft and head to the land of Canada to seek their craving.

Neo, Trinity, and Morpheus have all of their guns stolen by a dragon! Dragons exist in the Matrix as rogue programs that steal shiny things. The crew of the Nebuchadnezzar know just what to do! They grab their skateboards and go cruising down the sewers looking for a dragon.

Disney buys Fox and then buys every other corporationGarfield Eats is a joke ?????Heathcliff, Fred Basset, and newspaper stripsPixar Film Universe TheoryWho would you like to hear on the show? Send em on over to ffwrshow@gmail.com or on twitter @ffwrshowThe Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Teen girls around the globe have gone missing. UNICEF mysteriously robbed. It is up to the Huntress and the Question to find out who done it.

Arrietty, the Little, makes a home of Hogwarts, the School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There she befriends Nearly Headless Nick. He would do anything to join the Headless Hunt. This desire comes between Arrietty and Nick's friendship to disastrous​ results.

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Isabelle cannot find the mayor ! Who will cut the ribbons to the bank? So many people want to get into the bank. Isabelle goes looking for the mayor. As an aside, Isabelle and her brother are very comfortable talking about their sex lives.

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The thrilling conclusion to our epic two-parter! The traitor Wario goes to head off Super Toadette and Queen Peach. Old Man Luigi and Mama Toad are prisoners mining coins and power-ups for Bowser II. Waluigi has been thrown into a tiny cage to help "inspire" Wario to do what must be done. Toadette keeps hearing a mysterious voice. What could it be? Liz tells a story about how hard it was to fly to Saskatchewan after two of her grandparents have died on either side of the family. Want to hear us write fan fiction about your favourite character? Send them on over to ffwrshow@gmail.com ! The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Mario is long dead. His brother Luigi is old and senile. The stories of the princess kidnapped and rescued have become legend. A young Toad, Toadette, is visiting Luigi when he has a moment of lucidity and tells her that she must seek out the Peach and become the Super. show notes to be added. Have a character you would love to hear us write fan fiction about? Send them on over to ffwrshow@gmail.com ! The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Dougie Jones, Dale Cooper's Heartless, traps Dale in a mirror and goes to steal the hearts of the town of Twin Peaks. Panchito Pistoles, from the Three Caballeros, and Mortimer Mouse, Mickey Mouse's Rival, rescue Dale Cooper and the three of them discover that Dale Cooper is a Keyblade Master. Dougie Jones has invited President Mickey Mouse to the town of Twin Peaks for a "Norting Festival" and it is up to Dale Cooper and his new cartoon friends to save the day. Keys and Hearts and Norts, Oh My!; Daenyrys, Mother of Dragons hangin out with her best friend Mr. Magoo; Hors d'oeuvres and oeuvres; Shaggy meme origins; Throw more dumb zippers on your dumb characters, dummy; Stabbing our way through the Twin Peaks Wikipedia; If you've been Norted, do you still have to poop?; We only drag things because we love them; Goofy has fucked at least once and we all have to live with that knowledge; Honouring the forgotten characters; God, we say Zena-nort SO MUCH turns out it's actually Xehanort. Do you have a character that you love but is underused in their fiction? Send them on over to ffwrshow@gmail.com ! The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Spencer has never played Kingdom Hearts and Liz has only played half of the first one. They are fascinated with the series and attempt to make their best guess at what it is about. Then, Jigglypuff is kicked out of her house by Wigglytuff. She goes to live with her friend Elekid. Elekid's partner, Dedenne, becomes jealous of the time the two are spending together. show notes to be added. Have a character you would love to hear us write fan fiction about? Send them on over to ffwrshow@gmail.com ! The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

It's an Iron Giant college AU! It's the fifties. Kent Mansley just has to get laid! He heads to a party where he chats up Annie Hughes. Dean McCoppin and Annie are friends and this angers Kent. He suspects Dean is a commie. Then, as is fan fiction tradition, they all bone. -Wizards vanish the poop? Play with me! They vanish the poop!! -What we all love about Sonic The Hedgehog is its realism, obviously. -Nintendo decrees that only Toadette can wear the Princess Crown in their good clean chaste Christian universe. Which Nintendo characters are gonna go to heaven? The answers may surprise you! -Deep Space Nine NoTP's. I hope you like a good hate-F*ck; Liz sure does! What is a character you want to be fixed? Send them on over to ffwrshow@gmail.com ! The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Ghenghis Khan is invading! With few other options the king of China calls upon the help of his old friend: Super Mario and the Smash Bros! TGFK : Thank God For Kirby. -"Stow your fear!" Everyone's always talkin' at Link; let him answer, already! -Liz rants and raves about one of her favourite games: Star Fox Adventures. -Which Nintendo character has the most self-loathing/is most likely to smoke weed? It's Waluigi for both, right? -Spencer reveals that he's actually a tiny little baby and everything is a Pokemon. Who would you like to hear us write about ? Send them on over to ffwrshow@gmail.com ! The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Our 2018 wrap up show ! The Annoying Orange has been convinced he is the greatest soldier of all time, Big Boss! He breaks into an illegal terrorist wrestling organization to take down the leader, Kenny Omega. We discuss Kotaku's 'The State of Fandom in 2018' https://kotaku.com/the-state-of-fandom-in-2018-1831086239 Show Notes to be added. Got a character you would love to hear on the show? Send them on over to ffwrshow@gmail.com ! The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

The new season of Terrace House is joined by Rei Ayanami, the pilot of the super cool robot Unit-00. She fits in well and enjoys her time until an Angel also becomes part of the cast. Show Notes to be added. Which characters from fiction remind you of your worst traits? Let us know by emailing ffwrshow@gmail.com ! The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Newt Scamander heads to Africa to find his newest beast! A farting warthog known to his friends as Pumba. Pumba feels like even Simba and Timon are starting to resent him for his terrible gas. Will they prove they truly love him for him? Show Notes to be added. Got a character you would love to hear on the show? Send them on over to ffwrshow@gmail.com ! The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Garfield is thrown into a High School Alternate Universe. He is stuck in detention. Principal Arbuckle is making Lasagna in his office and Garfield is determined to sneak out of detention and get it. No matter how many cool backflips he has to do. Fan fiction recommendation: Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Dira Sudis: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16383503 Writing a Venom fan fiction in real time How to be a good writer We throw more smack at JK Rowling fan theories forget how simple Marvel and Star Wars is Thinking Toy Story 3 had a turd in it Liz's relationship with Garfield How Stinky: Garfield Sandwich Criticism Who is a good boy? Send them on over to ffwrshow@gmail.com ! The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Teletubby Laa-Laa is a hard-boiled Private Investigator living in New York City. Who should walk through her door but Johnny Bravo. His piggy bank was smashed and he wants the culprit brought to justice. As Laa-Laa begins unrolling the mystery she discovers it goes all the way to the top. We saw Venom Sweet motorcycle stunts Venom took too long to get going All the Spider-Men talk about their favourite snacks Diving Into The Lore: The Venom Symbiote's dumb history Venomized versions of the Marvel Superheroes: https://bit.ly/2PIGZB2. Superhero teams that are the stinkiest. Which character is your current crush? Send them on over to ffwrshow@gmail.com and they will appear on a future episode !! The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Hexxus, from Ferngully, is heckbent on destroying Plunk Town on prom night. Miki, from Devilman, calms his evil heart and teaches him to love. show notes to be added. Which characters terrified you as a child? Send them to ffwrshow@gmail.com ! The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Joey Wheeler is enslaved and purchased by his Red-Eyes Black Dragon. We talk about Bowsette and do terrible Brooklyn accents. show notes to be added.

Inspector Gadget is granted mystical powers after falling into an ancient Egyptian crypt, much like the film The Mummy starring Tom Cruise. The events then play out exactly like the film The Mummy starring Tom Cruise. Pokemon Lore. Legendary Pictures Detective Pikachu starring Ryan Reynolds. Dragging Liz's Twitter. Ashton Kutcher is a great hacker and Liz is an adult. Mastodon is too complicated and Twitter is bad. Yugi is cheating at Duel Masters. Liz has a good pitch for a SHAZAM story. What is a piece of media that you loved as a child but aged poorly? Tell us about it! Send a couple characters from it to ffwrshow@gmail.com ! The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Your favourite stoners are at it again! Harold & Kumar open up a dispensary only to be muscled out by the local rough and toughs, The Howling Fieri's. Harold and Kumar flee the scene. Can Harold and Kumar escape? And who is the mysterious Don Fieri? All this and more on FAN FICTION WRITER'S ROOM! show notes to be added. Got someone you would love to hear on the show? Send them to ffwrshow@gmail.com ! The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

The cursed citizens of Junji Ito's Uzumaki summons Mr. Clean to remove the spirals that are driving everyone insane. As Mr. Clean removes these spirals the curse begins to affect him more than anyone else. The town has come to rely on Mr. Clean and those who notice do not know how to save him without dooming everyone else. Cal Arts Style and why it does not exist and is actually good. Parasocial relationships and not writing fan fiction about real people. #ComicsGate. Forest Gump and all of the things he did in American history. The plot of Fight Club. Lisbeth Salander is such a liberated sexual icon hacker that we want to bone. Hacker scenes in movies are accurate. We write fan fiction about characters that YOU submit. Send them to ffwrshow@gmail.com The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Knuckles has the Master Emerald stolen from him by Sonic and Tails. They are working for a strange man named Professor Professorial, who is not Dr. Robotnick in disguise, he promises. We learn that Echidnas have four penises. There are some Night In The Woods Spoilers from 18:00 - 22:38. (The demon does talk to you in Night In The Woods, sort of, Spencer was wrong.) Show Notes to be Added.

An hour and four minutes of writer's block. Even fan fiction writer's have their off days. We try to write a Captain Underpants fan fiction that goes nowhere. Then try a coffeeshop AU of Spielberg's Hook which also goes nowhere. We have a good time though and that is what matters. Car Share troubles. Moving apartment. Bring back Ebenezer Scrooge caps. Canadian fashions. Liz has started a new job as an elf. How to get paid to podcast. Specific fetishes. Is Fairly Odd Parents good? Teen Titans Go is better than Teen Titans. Do not start with the metafiction. Upcoming DC movies. My Hero Academia is the ~best.~ Some questions for Spielberg's Hook. Explaining Batman Returns. Who would you like to hear on the show? We love to get your character submissions! SEND EM ON OVER !!! ffwrshow@gmail.com The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Lappynapped! Strong Bad's computer has been kidnapped by The Noid. The Noid will only return her if Strong Bad manages to break into the Dominos vault and steal the secret recipe. Strong Bad gathers a crack team of The Cheat and Scrappy Doo. Together they come up with a plan to get the recipe and save the Lappy 486. Tweets are too long now. Dan Aykroyd comes on the show to give Liz advice. Top three possible aliens. Spencer remembers too much of the Men In Black TV show. The Wachowskis keep making movies. Dumbledore's boyfriend Goblegee. Colin Farrell's name written in blood on the wall. Dunkin' on JK Rowling. 'Fifty Shades of Grey' what does that mean? Heists movies are satisfying. My Trek Adventure - series finale of Deep Space Nine. Why does Doctor Who regenerate? That period where everyone thought BBC Sherlock was a good show. Wrinkle of Time was way Jesus-ier than you remember. The Lasers Hallways in fiction. Sandwich Criticism. Send us the first three characters that come to mind! Submit them to ffwrshow@gmail.com The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

In a western alternate universe: Jesse and James threaten Ash Ketchum's farm. Ash asks for help from a stereotypical cowboy who has come to town. Show Notes to be added.

Before there was Sesame Street there was Rumble Street. A rough and tough neighbourhood filled with gangs and violence. When a large bird loses someone dear to him: he realizes he has to reach his full potential and make the street a place where the air is sweet. Cartoons with better theme songs than the actual show. You can review us on iTunes now! Rebranding FFWR to make it edgy. Taking down the freckled. One in five hipsters is a Joe Rogan apologists. What we learn about Han Solo in Solo. Apologizing for everything we say. Liz thinks Tuff Turf (1985) has a scene where they whip someone with towels. Sandwich Criticism. Want your favourite character to appear on Fan Fiction Writer's Room? Send 'em our way at ffwrshow@gmail.com The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too