Sometime Around Midnight

We're back with more nonsense for ya ears. Nate went broke golfing and avoiding Gern in San Diego. We discuss Top Golf, Napoleon Dynamite and Paul Bearer. Nate's on the lookout for a woman with Michelin qualities and we've got a new contender for lowest nips in the game. Then we talk some life hacks, Jake gets hot over a banana and we go to a break after a bitch discussion. Joints of the week are "Gross" by Jonwayne, "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger and "2012" by Joey Purp. Nicky goes off about Captain Commando for a crowd of nobody, we talk rewatching movies and Nate's got a sadcapade. The show ends with us going over the state of the shoe competition and it is not going well, let me tell ya. We also talk about our building network of podcasts in the near future. email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

This episode is the woyst! Nate is making prairie oysters and has an announcement. He's a sentity, a mindfreak, we have taken to calling him Criss Demon. We revisit solipsism and CCR because we're fun boys. We judge Nate's outfit and get into our takes on the shoes in our shoe contest. Jake gives us the one, true Larry's take on the sneakers. Jake tells us about balling at the park, we talk UFC and agriculture and Jake has noodles for dessert. Then we get into our joints of the week and the pod ends with us making plans for a fun boy pod trip! email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

We're all kinda bummed about Kobe still but we pulled through for a bit of nonsense. It's a fun one, and we discuss our next competition! email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

B joins us for a rousing episode. we're talking birds, we're talking black jacks and we're talking clavicles. We've got plans to start selling fruit, we discuss bags for men and double shoes before we look for the best natas spins the internet has to offer. Our joints of the week are "Carefree" by Mick Jenkins, "Inside Out" by Suga Free, "Hate Power" by Krallice and "C-Side" by Khruangbin. Then we talk about making wishes, doing an Out of the Box reboot, blacksmiths vs. locksmiths, Ben Stiller and some young Googles

Nate eats a raw egg for 2020, and that's all you really need to know. email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

We are joined by the one true Larry and JayyCam for our final podcast of the decade. We're talking undercover Jews, Clorox Dave, our email and Larry gets us to reopen a particular cupboard. We talk Christmas, Nate's 23&Me, dog nose jobs, and different ethnic smells. Larry wows us all by showing up in the Dude's actual cardigan. We take a long overdue moment out of the pod to appreciate the excellence that is Jamie Foxx, then we get into our porn names which leads to just talking about 'nography. Nate swears by a cialis fueled workout, and Jason comes with a hard hitting discussion about socks. Jason also lets us in on a white pant experience he had, and then we get into reminiscing on how gross the internet was in our youths. We talk Ric Flair Adidas, Mars Attacks! and the new Dr. Doolittle. We're planning a tour, but Nate's brain worm might make it difficult. We take a break and come back with joints of the week: "Patience" by Tame Impala, "Pyramids" by Frank Ocean, "Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto" by Snoop Dogg, "Royal Flush" by Big Boi and "Power" by Kanye West. Jason went to a Sunday Service, Nate's filled to the brim with gumption, and we talk about DaBaby's nudes and ASAP Rocky's sextape. We get into some early celebrity crushes and then it just continues to go off the rails until we stop. It's a fun episode, for sure. Thanks for listening, Larries! We love you all! And, as always, email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

it's the OG 3 back together with no guests just getting back to basics, Larries. This was the week before Christmas and i don't recall what nonsense we were talking about specifically but this is a hot one, let me tell you. This one also ends abruptly, our apologies but what was cut out was mainly just us doing a deep dive into Cartoon Network's more short lived programming. Joints of the week are "Monica" by the Flatbush Zombies, "Cool Queen" by Queen and "Aeroplane" by RHCP. As always, email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

Jason's with us after a long break and we come back hot! We begin with Nicky slandering The Who. Nate's on a crusade to free his balls in 2020, and Jason has questions about some new terminology in his life. We go over some top listeners from the past week, we shout out Angie from Fontana, and we discuss each other's thanksgivings. Nicky has some grandpa stories, and Jason is talking hurricane scams. We talk poppers and the revelation that Nate's newly free balls are free of discoloration. Jason has aspirations of producing content for Onlyfans, we talk perineum sunning and fin that Nate is a D&B sunbather. Jake was once a sun eater, and we all get into our fondest memories of blue muppets. Then Nate blesses the rest of the gang with a tale of one family's Christmas that he ruined. We get deep into some Marvel and DC talk, then mayo talk, Black Friday, Travel Tuesday and something Nate calls Whore Wednesday. Then we talk about some goals for 2020 before taking a break. We come back with our joints of the week: "WYGDTNS" by Schoolboy Q and The Alchemist, "Close To Me" by The Cure, "24" by IDK, and "Show Me What You Got" by Limp Bizkit. Nate claims that his sexcapades are over, possibly due to testicular torsion. Nicky is going to do some Dr. Manhattan cosplay, then we talk T.I., the presidential elections. And, finally, we cut the malarkey. Stick around til the end and you can hear about Nate's cyber Monday deals, good through all December! Email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

Brendan joins us for this one. We start off attempting to not laugh at anything, who breaks first? We talk Hinder's hit single "Lips of an Angel", Nicky got reflective Air Max 1's, and Jake needs a 2k center. Nate loves his own jokes, and him and Brendan recount their Day of the Dead experiences. They also tell us about their time as boxers together. They encountered a freestyling Joker,we talk OBJ's cleats and then we get to writing ourselves a big time Hollywood movie. We talk Boomers, a Popeye's stabbing, Nate continues to be mad about the shoe contest (wah wah wah, little baby. I mean come on, you lost. Pay up already, you salty infant). Then we discuss new challenges, take a break and come back with joints of the week. First is "Speak to the Wind" by Spindrift, then "It Might Be Time" by Tame Impala, "Planet Rock" by Afrika Bambaataa and "Trina" by Smino. Nate has 2 sinks and we learn about what he does with them. He's also smoking a juul he found on the floor now, real alpha move. And then, jesus my man is wildin, he tells a story about his time in a burnt down house. We ask the Larries for challenges, so send them in if you've got them. We discuss getting Nicky way more jacked (impossible), and then get into boners, goosebumps and badger milk. It's a hot one, Larries. Email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

We're back! Gern joins us this week and Jake has gifts from Korea. Jake dubbed himself the Infrared Raiden and he regales us with tales of mythic proportions from his homeland. Gern talks his honeymoon(sponsored by Outdoorsy). Nate's neck is broken, we talk about infomercial personalities and fires continue to rage all around us. We talk about the Missouri man who traveled to California to start wildfires. Then we talk about Pontiac Fieros and Rob Dyrdek's ingenious, covert takeover of the hearts of America's old people. Nicky has stories of his grandpa's exploits and Gern got a tekashi related ticket. We take a break and come back taking a hard look at Dwight Howard getting a finger up another man's b-hole. We eulogize Rip Torn, talk about Future and get to the results of our sneaker contest. #slandernate2020 is going strong. Our joints of the week were mixed live by Zilla G. They are "Phone Numbers" by Dominic Fike, "Put Your Head On My Shoulder" by Paul Anka, "Combat" by Danny Brown and "Lost" by Frank Ocean. We may have found our next competition, Nicky displays a bit of King of The Hill knowledge. We have a question from a Larry! Nate eats, prays and loves. We discuss dreams, Halloween, Nate's dog getting sick and we end with a movie recommendation from Gern: "Burning" on Netflix. Check it out! Email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

Nicky fucks up the intro music right out of the gate. We're planning a science fair, stay tuned. Max returns this episode with a story of a drunk Nate and Indians at the links. We discuss the proper way to use "cuck" , Nicky has a new bird story that somebody decides to pass gas right in the middle of but, long story short, he's a Pokemon trainer now. We talk Conker's Bad Fur Day, Jake prefers Plants v. Zombies. Walnut discussion turns to talk of eating brains and Nate starts trying to hand out purple nurples. Nicky thinks about getting pierced, Nate gets a grip and contemplates stealing brains. We take a break and Nicky fucks up the transition music. Our joints of the Week are "Thank the Gang(Remix)" by Twelvelen and Guapdad 4000, "Foot Fungus" by Ski Mask the Slump God, "In The Bag" by Mac Miller and "Hey Tonight" by Creedence Clearwater Revival. Max took a tolerance break and we talk sober dreams. The episode ends with us going over the shoes we designed for our Air Max competition. Vote on who you think designed the best pair on twitter! As always, email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

We've got two returning guests: Brendan and Jason. Alpha Nate makes his return, Jason is in a Coogi and we recap the Gern wedding. We talk Taco Bell birthdays and another former guest shitting his pants, the emerald dragon breaking down and nut prices. Nate and Jason almost died on a popsicle floaty in Hawaii. Nate threw around sticks and such at the wedding, and we hear about some alleged deer-bauchery. We introduce a new segment, "Quick Stories with Brendan" and hear tale of Nate ruining a sweater followed by one of life's great questions: why bust on people? Our Joints of the Week are "There He Go" by Da Baby and "Nothing Compares 2 U" by Prince. Jason tells us about more debauchery on a trip to New York. another important question, "Can I grub?" is presented. Then we talk about Adele and Skepta, Nicky went to a Mt. Shasta KFC, more stories from the wedding, and Xander being served a chicken ass. Nate has an update on his Lasik and then we get into the beauty that is the mind of Terrence Howard. It's a hot one, Larries! Email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

Xander is back, as are the rest of us. Nate got into a drunken scrap, Jake got some mean Costco flannel and we talk the finest sampling available in grocery stores. We talk Trader Joe's, Jon's, and Terribles: Vegas' best gas station for loitering. Loitering talk turns to prowling talk. Xander has some prowling tales to share, so does Nate. Jake keeps it middle of the road. We wonder what gay frogs might sound like and Xander animorphs into a Chow Chow. Nicky defends Aaron Carter and we listen to some Lil Romeo. We then get into a conversation on picking up after a dog. Speaking of dogshit, we then get into DC movies and our expectations for the upcoming Joker movie. Shazam talk transitions to a Shaq talk, then to Iverson and Reeboks. Nicky and Jake trade shoes for a moment, and we discuss monochromatic looks and Vanta black. We take a trip to Houston and come back still tippin'. Our joints of the week are "one Call Away" by Chingy, "Brilliant Nigga" by Channel Tres, "Disco" by Surf Curse and "Take This" by Gunplay. Through the joints we talk Bob Ross, vapes, and our new corporate ownership. We discuss a challenge to design the best pair of Air Max 1's to be decide on by the Larries. Then we talk about Shane Gillis and SNL, The Interview, Nicky pleads for a New The Mask again, and lastly we have a miraculous moment with a flawed bag of sour patch candies. email us at sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

We've got two returning guests, Jaycamm and Max! Nate's looking for a dryer and Jason is the furry War Machine. We have some post-soulstice soulstice discussion. Old Vig got in trouble for some of what he said on the Eden pod, Max saw letters on a hill, and Jason rode a firetruck. We talk Blue Lips, Jason ran over Nate's air pump, and then we get into some analytics. Jason almost didn't get into Canada, Jake had the same problem. A lot of Burger King hate gets thrown around, we shout out our listeners, and Jason is getting ordained. We take a break, and when we come back Jason 1-ups Nicky's DJ Quik story. Joints of the week are "Cash Shit" by Megan the Stallion and "Distance" by Beast Coast. Jason clarifies what a hot girl summer is and he saw Soulja Boy. We talk Lady Gaga, pop music, R. Kelly, Michael Jackson, and Bang energy drinks. Free Zack Fox; it's a conspiracy, Hank. Jason's got a fresh tat, Jake got epilated, and Jason almost got aids! Thanks for listening, Larries! email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

This bonesaw is ready! Nate's been making repulsive sounds since jr. high and it's made his knees veiny. Nicky has an instagram now for pushing old shirts(@mostlyoldshirts), go buy a bunch of them! Jake got a bidet, Nate opens a wretched, old cooler. Nicky lived on chips in the desert, and we talk about our favorite ways to eat an egg. Jake has mad scientists at his birthdays and we discuss early sexual experiences with non-sexual objects. Jake is totally, definitely a misfits fan, there's a burp off and then we take a break. Our Joints of the Week are "Open Mic Nite pt. 2" by Viktor Vaughn, "Give Me one Reason" by Tracy Chapman and "Look@ugo" by Mosie. We talk Tinder, shout out Zack Fox and Nate doesn't wear deodorant. Then, we debate testicle temperature and proper grammar. The show ends with the tale of Fickle, a gun in a Ruffles bag, our go to gas station snacks, sick dick and Nate tries to explain NPK soil to the rest of us. It's a hot one, Larries! email us at sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

We're back from Eden and a little bit sad! Nate shaved his head and now it's burnt. We talk old butterfinger products, Cheeto dick, Charles Barkley in Space Jam, and earthquake babies. Then we move the conversation to gay culture, 4th of July, greedy monks, Spike TV and Dark Phoenix. We talk about the new Lion King and Little Mermaid, deep fakes, and we find out that Nate is holding Cialis. We talk hot girls and city boys, then take a break. We come back on a sexy time spaceship with our Joints of the Week: "Fuck Shit in My Life" by Gunplay, "Stash Pot" by Koopsta Knicca and "No Going Back" by Yuno. Then we talk about Three 6 Mafia's MTV show before calling it a night. Email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

Live from the thick of Midnight in Eden's summer Soulstice. This is a must listen spicy episode.

This one's coming straight at you from the garbage. We've got video now, that's coming soon. Poppers are a heavy topic this week. Nate talks eating glue and we think about our PSRs. We talk about eating brains, our larries, and Richard Simmons. We go over our analytics, discuss Brazilian farts and wonder what Nicky would be like as a teacher. We use "bet" as it's never been used before, Nicky has a couple run ins with the universe and Marisol got got. T-Shirts are on the way. baby! Nate wonders about the relationship between a dickhead and a nipple, and Jake hates things that are barrel aged. We'll be at Midnight In Eden(get your tix now!) and we remember flash games from a forgotten era. Jake lets us know Manila is wilding with their safety regulations, a fly tries to move on Nicky and Macho Man Ben Savage makes his podcast debut. Our joints of the week are "Crack Babies 2.0" by Joe Young, "Penny Girl" by Cola Boyy, and Call The Coroner" by Future. Nate pitches Sober Anonymous and has a theory about club weed. Jake is a size queen for turtles and has a gas problem in Hawaii. Nicky has long ass arms and Nate sees a man get his nose broken at Coachella. We shout out the stewardesses of China Airlines and Nate blesses us with a grosscapade. The show ends with us listening to two classic songs simultaneously, for which we would like to extend a formal apology to out Larries, you all deserve better. Email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

It's a day pod, we've got a rare guest, and we're sipping mushroom coffee. Nate's getting harassed at the gym, we talk about some brother stuff and getting tee'd up. Alpha thongs are on the way, and Nate has a story from his days of innocence. Then we talk about the value of selling a soul, the ocean, nothingness, bad spam calls, Biggie, parents with instagram, trends in porn and language barriers. Joints of the week are "Virginia Slim" by The Arcs, "Breezin" by George Benson, "All Good" by Jizxle, and "Black Lipstick" by Chicano Batman. Swole Summer 2k19 is on its way and Nicky's got a bird podcast coming soon. We put a girl filter on Ted Bundy and none of us are disappointed. We also talk mercury, sci-fi becoming reality, and changing the presidential title. We consider what music presidents listen to and then we tackle a complicated matter of the heart. Jake brings up a fish skin vagina and we talk VR, siphoning gas, automation and the rise of mechanics, and, of course, smashing dingleberries. Email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

Nicky went to Vegas, Jake went to Hawaii, and Nate went to Thailand. That's what the fuck happened. Joints of the week are "The Duelists" by Iron Maiden, "Nardos" and "Warm Animal" by Sure Sure. Email your complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

The waves are airborne, Nate is cozy in his own merch, this one's a good banana all around. Jake bravely speaks on his time as a boy scout and oxy cleaning his shoes. Nate and Marisol have an announcement. We talk scooters with sidecars, Nicky's identity got stolen, Jake had "Us" nightmares and Nate is only scared of aliens.We're creating jobs, Nate is making sweats, and we jazz up the real estate left by Burkas. We imagine Nicky as a cyclops and get into the world of modern monocles. Our Joints of the Week are "Million Miles" by Bakar, "N Side" by Steve Lacy and "S.I.B. (Swelling Itching Brain)" by DEVO. We watch a live rocket launch and a man chugging 44 oz. of strawberry Sprite(S/o Badlands Chugs). We talk about grandparents, Bel Air, Ze End of Ze World, a reverse fade and Bon Appetit(S/o Brad Leone). We talk mullets, birds, and Jake shouts out Hello China. Things end when Nate is kicked out. Email complaints to sometimaroundmidnightpod@gmail.com

This one starts out with Nate unplugged, free of leg hair and trying to play a voicemail he can't get to work. We're talking prison food at home and the 818. Jake saw a bang bus, Nicky shares his tattoo, and Nate put on some booty shorts. Then we talk bumper stickers and some tragic stick art. Nicky is back on phone scrabble and ready to meet Ariana Grande. We shout out Gucci Mane, Anna Faris and all the listeners and then take a look at where people are listening most. Bad spelling comes up, we find out Nate is the guy and we hatch a 3 camera plan. We talk Pitbull, listen to "Side to Side" and we get Marisol on the phone! We take a break and come back living the lives of asparagus milkers. Our joints of the week are "Breakdown" by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, "Tilt Mode" by Exmag and for the third time, everybody's favorite joint of any week, "Talk" by Khalid & Disclosure. We think about how we'd fare in prison, Jake shares his recipe for a tasty prison ramen sandwich and Nate is an ass goon busting the crust. He shares a tale of a daytime 69, Jake lies about being from the 6, we talk boba, and plan to make ourselves into a human Y. Email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

We're talking renaissance fairs, Nate should not be listened to on this one, and two of us are getting in a dragon costume. We research weapons used by Shrek, then we talk Venom, living life in third person, and a time Nate almost got jumped. We discuss Notre Dame, Nicky is sensitive, and we talk about a bunch of movies that are out or coming out. Then we talk about learning to ride bikes, Nate got an infected knee and we've all got scooter tales. We take a break, Nate has a story about eating his pet. Joints of the Week are "unfiltered" by Open Mike Eagle and Danny Brown, "I Want to Be Your Man by Zapp and Roger, and "Hunnybee" by Unknown Mortal Orchestra. We wonder if we should get perms, Jake made some kebabs and Nate loses context. Jake puts in some work with chop sticks. Then we talk leeches, Nate has a story about eating another pet, and we end the show with an analysis of The Humpty Dance.

It's a hot, hot ep here. Nate is sober now* and Nicky got on autopilot in San Diego. We talk Kirkland brand everything, find out who flavored condoms are for, and Jake discovers a new berry. We discuss selling berries on the black market for a bit, Jake shows up with 16 people to a swap meet, and then we get into astrology. We look at a hot new camera on the market, Nate goes 5 rounds, and we pose the question, do you ever watch your balls? Our joints of the week are "Paradise Loft" by Adhoc, "Walking on the Sidewalks" by Queens of the Stone Age and "Drinking" by JMSN. Nicky pitches a Mask reboot again, Nate sings from his balls, we do a little bit of ASMR, discuss band ideas, Stevie Wonder blue balls, and getting blood drawn. Email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

This one is coming at you from a dark place. We shout out our boy Dylan, we ask what you can put kim chi on, and that leads into about thirty minutes of solid pot pie talk. We also talk about T-Pain and Nate's plans for a future guest, but it all comes back to pot pies when we watch a KFC pot pie review on YouTube. Jake hates Neil Young and we rank the chips in a variety pack, then talk pineapples and Jake has a video to cheer everybody up. Then we talk about the Black Talon and cut to a break before things get too spicy. Our joints of the week are "Sugar Free" by Juicy, "Atlanta Girls" by Trash Panda, and "Dreaming of You" by The Coral. We find the Art Laboe Connection on YouTube, and Nate has Scrubs memories. Nicky can't quite remember something about an AI video game becoming sentient. Then we get back into our depth contemplating peen enlargement surgery. A GoFundMe and "I Got The Root" merch coming soon. We end the sadcast discovering what it really means when Mercury is in retrograde. Email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

Nicky is fleeced up and we're talking about Pixar shorts, the Six Flags guy, Momo, the blue whale challenge and Smallfoot. There's a Jollibee Story, and we investigate what exactly halo halo is. We discuss a man who dipped his balls in salsa and one who dipped his balls in a petri dish. We're going to each start our own warrior colonies of Sea Monkeys, and we learn about Nate's favorite superhero. We have a Jason Momoa revelation, Nate is an Alex Jones sympathizer, and we discuss the horrible epidemic that is Rockjaw, Mr. Socko, Bulma and we check out some censorship in Dragonball. Then Jake models his hands and we talk about people throwing cheese at their babies. Joints of the Week are "It's Automatic" by Freestyle, "Gray" by Slenderbodies and "You Don't Know" by Loyle Carner. We talk popcorn, and think about getting in to breakdancing. Nicky questions the coolness of British people, which leads to some talk of Ali G. We watch a white wave check and wonder what's going on in high schools these days. We go through some analytics, and discuss our greatest endeavor yet: Nate's premium snapchat. More on that to come. Email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

This one is 3 Nates and we are all over the place. We talk soup, s/o strictly dumpling and Japanese 7/11's. Nate brings up plastic rice, a spicy ramen challenge, and a Warhol shit pic. We talk textiles, PETA and Steve Irwin. Nate knows HIV, we've got too many emails coming in and we are on the hunt for help. We talk Jussie Smollett, bestgore.com, Wile E. Coyote and Rikishi. We watch some of Royal Rumble '00. Then we take a break, and Nate has half a sexcapade. We talk the Masked Singer and watch Lonzo Ball in a rap battle with T-Pain. Our joints of the week are "Guess Who's coming to Dinner" by Black Uhuru, "Rocket Science" by Joyce Wrice and "Talk" by Khalid and Disclosure. We talk kangaroos and Jeremy Lin then watch a vegemite sandwich video. The show ends hot with us talking ASMR, VR, Ready Player One, Supaidaman, and toy anatomy. Email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

This one starts off with us checking out Will Smith's instagram. We talk about Big Willy turning down the Matrix, and Nate has some ideas on American politics in 2020. We watch the Aladdin trailer, discuss Bohemian Rhapsody and go through Dan Harmon's instagram. We talk foos gone wild, the Soulstice wizard and light sabers. Nate balls up some high schoolers and has an odd in n out order for one. We talk Yu Gi Oh, watch a kid on medication and then get deep into fast food. Jake has some strong sauce opinions, Nate has a late dunch and then he gets a cramp. We take a break and come back eating Flipz and shortbread cookies for the remainder of the episode. It is noticeable. Joints of the Week are "Crucifix" by Jonwayne, "Talk" by Khalid and Disclosure, and "Wishing on a Star" by Rose Royce. Jake goes to Vegas and lives a market price life now. We talk about the All That reboot, Nate's sick dick, scatman, and we build a sexy playlist. We discuss Cat Stevens and bindles, then Jake introduces us to a new drug craze ravaging the nation's youth. We talk KFC, and King's Hawaiian Rolls and denim t-shirts. Then we come up with our best product concept yet. Email us at sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

This one is Jake, Nicky and the third wheel. We come in physically fighting one another. We watch a generations of NFL players do the same thing in a commercial. Nicky's going full bird in 2019, everybody is getting fringe. Nate is on the hunt for some leather for Eden(June 21-23). We talk ranch, 2 Newmans and a Numan. It's the Chinese New Year, we're all roosters. Nate talks signs over "Cars" and takes ion showers. We talk Dragonball technology and Cultured Butt Milk is born. We watch a rat snake, chinchillas, and koalas fighting. We take a break and come back with the joints of the week. We listen to all the joints of the week while looping the Jesus Chroist guy poplocking and recommend you all do the same. The songs are "Slippery Slope" by Blockhead, "Still Feel" by Half Alive and "Space Song" by Beach House. We talk the new wolverine, the armor of God. We read some jokes, talk burst pressure concerns. We're also getting so many emails. Jake tells us about his Tuesday, we talk guests we want on the show. Nate is a sick dick truffle pig, Jake eats sharks and octopus, we shout out foos gone wild, and round out the show talking 21 savage.

This is ese Midnight, and Jason joins us again this episode. We talk about the new year, Jake and Nicky took a trip to Tahoe. It's gonna be a ripped 2019, we're all getting on dick pills and Nate's becoming an instagram yoga model. Jason did a cholo photoshoot, and we wonder if Asians eat Cheetos. Jake has some insight. We find Cheetos Nikes, and Jason tells the tale of Winston McFee. The podcast is moving to Mexico with Jesse Ventura and we will all be draped in the finest Arizona Iced tea clothing. We watch Grover cussing, and look at Young Joc's new hairstyle. Usher's new hair inspires a hot new character. Then we talk about violating fruits, a real life groot, Nicky's lotion guy and gator wrestling. We take a break, and Jason has an E-40 story. Joints of the week are "Trap Door" by MF DOOM and Jake One, "At Your Best" by Frank Ocean, that new Bobby Caldwell and "Habit" by Still Woozy. Jason has a Nate poop story, we talk Trigger Warning, Nateflex and NRA Garcia. We watch a crackhead rapping and Jason speaks a bit about the upcoming Eden. We discover an Australian anthem and round out the show talking Azealia Banks and wrestling. Email us at sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

We're real loose from the jump. Jake is Nicky and the one true Larry joins us. Jake gets a massage, Nicky has an Indian impression, we talk heated floors and Asian toilets. Nicky's got a cold dick, we're reading jokes now, and Jake has an ass loofah. We discuss Louis CK, Chris Rock and the N word. Then we talk about some otters, safari parks, and Harry Potter. We take a break and come back on that fugu. Our joints of the week are "Dice Game" by the Cool Kids, "Hipster Girl" by Falcxne and Naji and "Beauty and Essex" by the Free Nationals, Daniel Caesar and Unknown Mortal Orchestra. We start feeling vegan and then talk about the McDonalds app and the Chick Fil A app. Larry is Max Pickles, we listen to an acoustic rap cover, and Jake likes egg nog now. We talk boiled eggs, new years resolutions, and Russian rapping guy is born and dies. We discuss 4 point lines and Steph Curry's shoes of God. Nicky is getting sweats and we review Jake's year with his ankles out. As always, email us at sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

It's the Christmas episode! Nate shows up dressed like a cowboy fresh out the boot barn. We listen to a Lil Jon Kool-Aid Man Xmas collab. Nicky has gifts and we talk about one of our favorite genres in film. Jake is an Adam Sandvant, and we dicuss the work of Matt Damon. Nate is going to be the next Iron Man so we go over his new headshots. We take a look at the movement for small dick acceptance, and Nate's got a special Western themed sexcapades. We go over Pornhub's top searches of 2018, then we take a break. Nicky debuts a new urban character, and we get into our joints of the week: "Hot Cheetos" by Mononeon, "4 Tha Three" by Big K.R.I.T. and "You Never Even Called Me By My Name" by David Allan Coe. We talk about Andrew Zimmern's glasses, and Japanese Pitbull. We watch Yee Yeet and an Action Bronson Wayne Brady freestyle. Jake is a hard K guy, Nate's an audience member and Nicky's got a frigid 7. Thanks for listening, Larries! email us at sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

Nicky has some sick ass aviators on and Nate struggles the entire episode with super cool new mic. We talk about the Buffers, Bulldog Liquidators, Funbox, and what we would follow across the country. We talk about Tyra Banks, MXC and Nate getting into ultimate tag. We all love crank, and we watch a man refer to MF DOOM on MSNBC. We think about what rap lines we'd like to see pop up on the news, talk about Gunplay, and Danny Brown's New Years resolution. Nicky recite Monopoly off top, Nate 3D prints with his mind, and we go back and forth on some sketch ideas. We talk SpaceX launching rockets, and get deep into post mortem bodily functions, angel lust they call it. We talk about the worst thing to say while finishing, Nate destroyed some glasses and Nicky's got Ed Hardy ropes. Our joints of the week are "Be Thankful For What You've Got" by Massive Attack, "What I Talk" by Danny Brown and "Goodie Bag" by Still Woozy. We all woo together, form the Acoustigos, talk sleeper cereals and Nate has some fresh sexcapades. Jake has a chia baby, goji berries are too damn expensive, and Nate doesn't want to talk about a business idea. We shout out our top listeners, and end the show talking belts and fake camel toes. Email us at sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

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Jayycam joins us on Black Friday. We talk camming, the extremes of YouTube, and little people porn. We learn Nate has nice girly feet and discuss the next body part to become sexualized in popular culture. We look into vaginal weight lifting, Nicky has a horrible Harry Potter riff, and Jason introduces us to iamperez, periodt! We take a break and come back with another wave check video. We discuss being transracial, what you put online these days, and eggs. Jason has stories from his time as a mormon, and gets rubbed down with vaseline. We talk Tyler the Creator and Jaden Smith. We take another break and come back with our joints of the week: "LMF" by Smino, "Tesselation" by Mild High Club, "Millionaire Dick" by City Girls and "Do The Astral Plane" by Flying Lotus. We might be throwing up our W wrong, Jason witnessed a death, and we end the show talking Thanksgiving. Thanks for listening, Larries!

We start with some technical difficulties and Nicky quickly establishes himself as the alpha. We watch fan fights and sports brawls on Youtube and discuss an idea for our own Youtube videos. We talk internet gangs and goes through the gangs subreddit. We watch a cartel member executed in a hospital, and Nate brings us back to a previous Kim K debate. We google leather midgets, Nicky has some home cleaning advice, and get into another edition of Nate's sexcapades! Jake introduces everybody to the fartini challenge, and we discuss a new condom business. We talk legal psilocybin, then take a break. Coming back, our joints of the week are "Pyrex" by Sean Price, "Connected" by Victor Oladipo and "Moondance" by Van Morrison. Nicky is the galpha, and Marcus Territory is born. We discuss a live podcast nobody wants, joke underwear, and have a little sneaker talk. We watch a baptism fumble and a formula 3 crash, then talk Taco Bell's marketing strategies. We listen to Tom Green's song from Road Trip, and get caught up listening to accents. We watch Pawnsylvania from Kroll Show, and Bayou Benny and Maine Justice from SNL. We talk Jheri curls, watch a public wave check. The show ends with Nicky desperately searching for a bird photo and Nate singing Blister in the Sun. Shoutout all the Larries! Email us at sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

We're all gay this episode! Nate plugs his new book and we discuss Pete Davidson's weekend update joke. We wonder where we would rob, and then start a pizza company. We talk about All That coming back, Kenan Thompson, and Nate's sexual frustration. Nicky has a new segment, then we get into some sneeze science. We talk the Fast and the Furious and the Rock, and Bam Margera. Nate wrote the story of Jesus with an alien, and we talk confirmed miracles, then we take a break. Joints of the week are "Pussy on Repeat" by Spillage Village, "Bahamas" by ASAP Mob and "Spend It" by Dae Dae. We talk Nick Young's affinity for coke, Todd Bridges, and phobias. Then we get into another edition of Nate's sexcapades. We talk 4 somes, and ponder the age old question; why hypocrite gay? Then we talk dead celebs, Jake has a joke, porno titles, our porn names, watersports, the heat of the urine. And the show ends with us talking the Kardashians, sirens, and succubi. EMAIL US AT SOMETIMEAROUNDMIDNIGHTPOD@GMAIL.COM

Nate is back and we're drinking Hornitos. We talk plasma speakers, Black Sabbath. Nate has souls on deck, but no soul of his own. Nicky is raising wolves, and we talk pube trimming. Then Nicky steps down to third mic. We talk about "Spitgate", Shannon Sharpe, and a Trump dating app. Then, we shout out Chris D'Elia and go cruising around Worldstar. Nicky is getting wavy. Nate farts, and Jake feels himself getting old. Then we take a break, and come back coming up with Hornitos slogans. Our joints of the week are "Curse" by The Internet, "Sauce" by Ella Mai and "Locket" by Crumb. We talk Adam Sandler movies, Nicky cries a lot, and Jake gets mad European. We listen to Khruangbin, Feng Suave, The Smiths and more Feng Suave. We read through some of an interview with Chris Lavish. Then, we find out about Nate's first concert and the show ends with the musical stylings of Marc Rebillet.

We are back with two guests: Late Nate and, for the first time on the podcast, Xander. Nate makes banana noises, we watch a man roundhouse kick a woman, Deontay Wilder punching a burrito, and Derick Lewis post fight interviews. We talk Khabib and McGregor, Jake pitches a new look and we look at JNCO jeans. Nate's sexcapades come up. His third ball dropped, you can check it out on his private snapchat. We talk Bill Cosby getting slapped by or with a chicken patty, and That's So Raven, then we take a break. We come back with more banana noises, and we fall in love watching banana ASMR. We discuss whether or not it's chill to eat pigeons and then get into our joints of the week. Nicky plays "Understood" by Mick Jenkins, Nate's joint is "Gateway" by Shy Layers, Jake's is "Climax" by Young Thug and 6LACK, and Xander's is "Cutthoat Soup" by Mac Dre. We watch a Riff Raff freestyle, and ponder Sway's hats. We talk Lady Gaga and the oldest person we'd throw down with. Nicky leaves to take a shit, and Jake and Nate start an Asian hair care business while he's gone. We talk racist old people, Nate claims to be an alien who recently watched Rodney Mullen's TED Talks. We talk barefoot running and mostly talk about shoes until the very end when Nate BELTS out a bit of Hall & Oates

We come out of the gates talking ass eating. Jake's drinking habits are changing, we talk tattoos and Nicky is accuse of being a wook. Jake wants to take a trip to the Funbox, and shamelessly plugs his own business. We talk brand recognition, sugar mamas, and Nicky has a Lazy Dog black out. Jake doesn't think he can touch poop, we talk Spider-Man PS4, bird videos, zombies, and Americans at buffets. We talk about the infallible Thomas Dolby, then take a break. We come back with an inappropriate Sour Patch discussion, and find out Jake is a champagne girl now. We wonder which alcohol we handle best and worst, learn to not pour water on drunks, dreams and consumerism. Nicky got left at school as a young lad, we talk teacher's lounge pooping, and Jake has half a mind and half a body. We end with our joints of the week: "D/Vision" by J.I.D. ft. Earth Gang and "East Atlanta Love Letter" by 6LACK ft. Future

Nicky has a Mr and Mrs Smith story, Jake has a shout out. We talk Night Train, and an upcoming wine drunk podcast, the levels in Ric Flair's mic, and Jake's wrestling intro music. We wonder if Squidward's art was misunderstood and fry up some solo clarinet. Jake fights withdrawal at Disney, and plans a Bruno Mars trip. We talk Hide the Pain Harold, Nate pops in real quick, we discuss an enterprising young couple in Florida, and Nicky has a dog boner story. Joints of the week are "Bangladesh" By Your Old Droog and Heems, and "Slow Motion" by Easy Life. We take a break and round out the rest of the show talking about Disney Channel original movies.

We talk McDonald's, Nicky is a bad spokesman, Jake reheats old fries, then we go over Chopped strategies, discuss Frank's Red Hot, Oreos, Jake's journey to cookie mecca, and the Buffalo Bills. We talk about the mass shooting at a Madden tournament, zodiac signs, theme weddings, Brendan Fraser, and we watch a clip from Dickie Roberts. We ponder what makes dudes good looking, what is compound butter, and the time Jake was going to be a substitute teacher. Then we talk about weird food combos and we take a break. Joints of the week are "Smoke it if you got em" by King Chip and "Tone's Rap" by Badbadnotgood and Ghostface Killah. We talk sweat shorts and Elvis, then we move to the Avengers, and South Korea's Tae Kwon Do team. And we round out the episode going over some of Anthony Bourdain's beefs with celebrity chefs. This one is full of Hot takes! Let us know which you think is hottest at sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

Dylon returns! We start off with a brief update, then talk teen vogue, a 12 year old comedian, the potential space force logos, and watch Mike Pence with Halo music. We contemplate cutting our nips off and Nicky gives a lesson on pasteurization. We talk about running out on Denny's bills, Oakland, and jizz in sinks. We cover the USC gynecologist scandal, and debate scooby doo's full name. Joints of the week are "The Full Retard" by El-P, "Kept Back" by Gucci Mane and Lil Pump and "Slow, Loud, and Bangin" by Chamillionaire. We talk about Portlandia and Mary Halsey, find out we can't whistle, and round out the show with the saga of LONG LOOOOOOOONG MAAAAN!

Nate comes through for a summer update. We are also joined by Colin Mochrie, and later by Ryan Stiles, both of "Whose Line is It Anyway" fame. We get an update on Nate's summer, talk pimping cars out, and a boxer brief mishap. Nicky has an awkaward ride home, we talk about amnesiacs, and Nate has a hot conspiracy that leads us to an out-of-our-depth conversation about time travel. We talk "Lockup Raw", Nicky sees an eyehole, the slot thickens, then we take a break. Joints of the week are "The Impression That I Get" by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, "Brossface Brippler" by Westside Gunn, Benny and Busta Rhymes, "Green Rain" by Mvzonik and "Don't Know Much" by Sam Cooke. We talk about Drew Carey's legs, ISIS recruiting through Tinder, driving without music, and we end the show watching a Snoop Dogg sign language interpreter. Email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com