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Join superfans Trevor Shelby and Thomas Kennedy each week as they lead their audience through their love of Carnival Cruise Line, Cruise News, and a focus on various Carnival Cruising Topics and interviews with Carnival staff, Crewmembers and Excursion staff who work so hard to make each and every cruise magical!

Trevor Shelby and Thomas Kennedy


    • Feb 28, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 44m AVG DURATION
    • 208 EPISODES


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    Behind the Curtain on Princess Cruises with Kira Jackson

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2026 57:06


    This week on The Podcastaways, Trevor, Tom, and Jen take a break from cruise news for a very important investigation: did Tom's mirror move… or are we living in Bizarro Land?Then we're joined by Kira Jackson (aka @KiraKiraWonders) for a fantastic behind-the-scenes interview about life working on Princess Cruises. Kira shares what it was like having a niche acting role as a live “character performer” who hosted bingo in character, why longer cruises feel totally different than shorter ones, how crew culture impacts guest experience, and what passengers do that makes crew quietly panic (spoiler: kids on railings).We also get into cruise classics like favorite ports (hello, Jeju), ship size debates, crew gifts (yes… the ducks), ship internet reality, and we settle the only question that truly matters: Is a hot dog a sandwich?Follow Kira: Instagram / TikTok / YouTube: @KiraKiraWondershttps://www.instagram.com/kirakirawanders/Speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastaways to leave us a voicemail.Cruise With us on FRGC 4, September 2026 - Contact Amanda Barmore with Have Luggage Will Travel https://flow.page/haveluggagewilltravel

    The Ultimate Galveston Port Day Playbook: Seawall Stays, Pier Bars, and Pre-Cruise Chao

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2026 55:08


    Galveston is back in the spotlight, and we are updating the full port-day playbook. Trevor, Jenn, and Thomas rank Galveston against their other favorite homeports, then get practical with where to stay (Texas City vs Seawall, plus a few “bougie” picks), where to eat (from pho to seafood to that reliable Waffle House energy), and what to do if you have extra time before sail day.We also hit the real-life lessons: why you should double-check which terminal you're walking to, what to watch for with parking and car safety, and the best ways to get from the airport to the island without turning embarkation day into a stress marathon. Then we wrap with a listener audio moment that spirals into cruise buffet truth-telling and a little breakfast dessert drama.If you cruise out of Galveston, this episode is your shortcut to a smoother trip.Speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastaways to leave us a voicemail.FRGC 4.0 and 5.0 https://flow.page/haveluggagewilltravel

    Carnival's IT Freakout + Royal's Smart Glasses Crackdown (Plus Skipper!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2026 34:10


    Jen's “stuck in traffic”… sure. So Trevor and Tom take the helm for a cruise-news joyride that somehow includes the Winter Olympics, the Three Stooges, and at least one emotional-support turtle.Today we hit the big headlines:• Carnival apologizes after fleetwide IT issues slowed embarkation/debarkation and impacted multiple ships (and yes—navigation/safety systems were part of the disruption): https://cruiseindustrynews.com/cruise-news/2026/02/carnival-apologizes-for-fleetwide-it-issues/• Royal Caribbean updates its policy on recording-capable smart glasses (restricted zones include restrooms, youth areas, medical areas… and the casino): https://www.royalcaribbean.com/faq/questions/prohibited-items-onboard-policy• Royal Caribbean names “Skipper” as the next Chief Dog Officer for Legend of the Seas (because cruise news is wild now): https://www.cruisehive.com/royal-caribbean-reveals-name-of-legend-of-the-seas-chief-dog-officer/199512• Carnival Encounter inspection in Australia after whistleblower/union allegations—Carnival says regulators found “no deficiencies” (story still developing): https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-10/carnival-cruise-exploitation-claims-what-we-know/106325788• The Park West cruise-auction controversy: a guest says the Muhammad Ali glove delivered wasn't the exact glove they bid on—fine print matters: https://www.cruisehive.com/cruise-guest-says-auction-item-was-swapped-after-5000-winning-bid/199261Plus: SpeakPipe messages, debarkation speed-running in New Orleans, and the ongoing Sea Day Brunch existential crisis (banana cream pie discourse included).Carnival Sea Day Brunch menu (official PDF): https://www.carnival.com/-/media/images/explore/dining/menus/seaday-brunch-menu.pdfLeave us a message on SpeakPipe: speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastaways

    Bottomless Bubbles, Big Feelings, and a Five-Year-Old Cruise Legend

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2026 29:04


    This week on Carnival Cruising Podcastaways, Trevor, Jenn, and Thomas are back together and, thankfully, all survived another week without medical emergencies (hydration saves lives).The crew dives into Carnival's latest price increases, including changes to Bottomless Bubbles and gratuities, and debates whether four sodas a day is a lifestyle choice or a cry for help. Things escalate when they discuss a five-year-old Royal Caribbean cruiser with over 700 loyalty points, raising serious questions about gaming the system, suite math, and who is really in charge of the ship.They also cover:Drink packages, soda economics, and age discrimination (allegedly)Drug-sniffing dogs, port security horror stories, and thrift-store luggage mishapsBuild-A-Bear regret at seaParty cruises gone very wrongWhy you should never assume you'll remember repacking your bag with dignityIt's cruise news, questionable math, and classic Podcastaways banter—all in one voyage.

    Carnival Heads to Africa, Snow Hits the Lido, and Other Cruise Curveballs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2026 33:38


    Trevor is out, but the show rolls on as Tom and Jenn take the helm for a wide-ranging cruise chat packed with news, debates, and classic Podcastaways chaos.This week, we dive into Carnival Sunshine's upcoming Africa itineraries, including historic first-ever ports like Morocco and Tanzania, plus a transatlantic sailing that has us seriously tempted. We also tackle one of cruising's most hotly debated topics: Should you always fly in the day before your cruise? (Spoiler: yes… but with nuance.)Along the way, we cover winter weather impacts, ships returning early, snow on the Lido deck, frozen Serenity waterfalls, and why Mother Nature always laughs at cruise plans. There's also talk of private islands, mega-ships vs. smaller ships, hand-washing truth bombs, casino etiquette, and why some cruise traditions just won't die.Cruise news, strong opinions, and plenty of laughs—just another day aboard the Podcastaways.

    Sing Like a Sailor: Hawaii Cruise Tales and Cat Tech Confessions

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2026 43:42


    Jennnn is back from a Hawaii sailing, and she comes bearing stories. From driving to the port for the first time and packing like an absolute pirate, to late-night embarkation drama in San Francisco and sailing under the Golden Gate Bridge, this episode is packed with real cruise talk and classic Podcastaways chaos.We dive into Princess Cruises boarding efficiency, sea days that blur together, island stops across Hawaii, and why driving to a port completely changes how much junk you bring onboard. Plus, we break down shore excursions, non-ship tours, and what makes some itineraries worth repeating.Somehow, we also end up debating robot lawnmowers, smart litter boxes that weigh your cats in kilograms, karaoke competitions at sea, and whether Sweet Caroline should ever be attempted in the wrong octave. (Spoiler: no.)It's cruise advice, travel stories, light scandal, and tech nonsense, all rolled into one episode. Just the way we like it.

    Adult-Only Sailings, Cruise Myths & Why Miami Might Be a Mess

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2026 26:54


    It's just Trevor and Mr. Kennedy this week as the crew tackles a packed episode of Carnival cruise news, myths, and strong opinions.We break down Carnival's expanded adults-only sailings for 2026, including which ships we'd actually choose and whether these casino-focused cruises are worth the hype. We also clear the air on one of cruising's biggest fantasies: the so-called “free upgrade fairy” and why it almost never exists in today's fully booked ships.There's a heads-up for anyone sailing out of Port Miami, where a race day could create real embarkation delays, plus a look at Carnival's quiet increase to onboard service charges and how those extra percentages add up over the course of a cruise.We also wade into a surprisingly heated debate about working on a cruise ship, including laptop warriors taking Zoom calls at Java Blue, and whether Carnival should create dedicated business centers at sea.Finally, we tease next week's special segment, “Pack Like a Pirate,” where we'll share packing tips, mistakes, and must-haves. Listeners are encouraged to send in their own tips via Speakpipe for a chance to be featured.As always, opinions are strong, pants are optional, and anything that happens on the ship… stays on YouTube.

    Don't Be That Cruiser: The Unwritten Rules of Life at Sea

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2026 46:22


    It's a brand-new year and a brand-new episode of The Podcastaways—and we're kicking off 2026 by laying down the unwritten rules of cruise etiquette that everyone should know… but many clearly don't.Trevor and Thomas dive into the dos and don'ts of life at sea, from chair hogging and elevator chaos to teen curfews, adults-only areas, buffet behavior, and why ship time is not a suggestion. We also break down Carnival's stricter enforcement of the 1 a.m. curfew for under-18 cruisers, debate whether lifetime bans are too harsh, and talk about cruise lines like Oceania and Viking going fully adults-only.Along the way, expect real cruise stories, pet peeves, questionable passenger behavior, a little AI chaos, and plenty of laughs—because if you're going to cruise, you might as well do it without becoming that person everyone complains about.Whether you're a first-time cruiser or a seasoned Platinum pro, this episode might save your vacation—or at least keep you from getting side-eyed on the Lido deck.

    Cruise Crystal Ball: The Wild, Weird, and Wonderful Things Coming in 2026

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2025 47:22


    The Golden Crew is down to its core trio this week — Trevor, Tom, and Jenn — and we're officially looking ahead.

    Overserved at Sea: Drink Limits, Liability, and Passenger Safety

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2025 48:25


    This week, Trevor, Tom, and Jenn take a more serious turn as they discuss a tragic death aboard a Royal Caribbean ship—and the uncomfortable questions surrounding alcohol service at sea.We break down what happens when drink limits don't exist, how overserving can spiral into real danger, and if cruise lines need clearer policies and stronger accountability. From Royal's non‑limit approach to how other major cruise lines cap daily drinks, we compare systems, risks, and where responsibility truly lies.This isn't about shaming passengers—it's about safety, transparency, and whether current cruise policies are doing enough to protect guests when alcohol is unlimited but consequences aren't.A thoughtful, honest conversation every cruiser should hear.

    Carnival's 10-Minute Drink Rule: Buzzkill or Better Safety?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2025 41:29


    This week the forever golden crew talk go over the recent changes to Carnival Ships and the new 10 minute wait for ordering drinks. We also discuss the latest cruise news and changes in the industry.

    Runaway Lifeboat, Missing Passengers and The Voice of the Ocean

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2025 37:20


    This week on The Podcastaways, Thomas Kennedy and Jennifer Rowell take over the bridge while Trevor coughs quietly in a corner somewhere on land.In this episode they dig into:Thanksgiving plans on land and at seaCarnival's runaway lifeboat that broke free in portThe latest round of possible overboard situations making headlinesPrincess Cruises' new “Voice of the Ocean” karaoke competition, complete with iconic spinning chairs, vocal coaches and live audience dramaPull up a deck chair, grab a drink package you probably overpaid for, and sail through another week of cruise news, wild stories and questionable life choices.Subscribe, rate and share the show with your favorite cruise buddy so they can blame you when they book another sailing.

    From Rescue Missions to Real Investigations - The Golden Crew Breaks it Down

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2025 28:06


    Jenn spent most of the episode completely frozen, but luckily the Golden Boys stepped up and carried this week's show like true Podcastaway heroes. We dive into a heavy news cycle: the FBI investigation into the tragic death of an 18-year-old aboard the Carnival Horizon and the chaotic capsizing of a Dominican Republic excursion boat that left fifty cruise passengers swimming for safety.From there, we shift into a bigger conversation about AI — not just how it's shaping the industry, but how people are now using it to generate fake cruise news, viral hoaxes, and completely fabricated drama at sea. It's a wild week on the water, but we've got you covered.

    From Lifeboats to Lawsuits: Cruise Chaos Weekly

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2025 36:36


    This week on The Podcastaways, The Golden crew dive into another round of unbelievable cruise chaos.First up, an Australian expedition ship somehow forgets one of its passengers—an 80-year-old woman left behind on a Great Barrier Reef island. Then, the Norwegian Epic detours mid-voyage to save 63 migrants adrift in the Mediterranean. From heroes to heartbreak, we're covering it all.Things take a darker turn aboard P&O's Arvia, where a tragic elevator accident claims the life of a crew member. And just when you thought it was safe to sleep—two Carnival passengers are suing over a bed-bug invasion that turned their vacation into a nightmare.We're sorting through the wildest stories on the seven seas, one absurd headline at a time.Grab your drink, check your muster station, and get ready for laughs, shocks, and cruise gossip you won't hear anywhere else.The Podcastaways: because sometimes, the waves aren't the only thing making you seasick.

    Getting the Best Casino Deals with Comp My Cruise!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2025 36:16


    Today the Golden Crew talk to CompMyCruise about getting the best casino deals on all cruise lines. We discuss teh best places to start getting deals and what she does to assist her clients! For more infomration about Comp My Cruise, go to www.compmycruise.com

    New Disney Theme, John Heald's responds to Ducky Idea

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2025 53:30


    This Week the Golden Crew Trevor, Jenn and Thomas (Who else?) talk about all things cruising this week. Thomas Kenney's ducky idea makes I across the desk of John Heald and we discuss discuss how it's the best idea we have ever put together.

    New Main Dining Charges Surprise Guests & The Podcastaways Meets with HR

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2025 42:37


    This week the golden crew discuss what's going on in the cruising world, including several people rescued by a cruise ship, main dining charges stacking up and much more!

    Missing in Bonaire, Stuck Over the Ocean & The Great Bra Debate

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2025 46:07


    When Jenn can't make the show, Trevor's AI skills (or lack thereof) take center stage! Join Trevor and Tom as they dive into wild cruise news including a passenger stuck in a waterslide over the ocean, 17 cars stolen from a "secure" Southampton cruise parking lot, and the viral story of a woman who disappeared in Bonaire (spoiler: she left a note!). Plus, they discuss the heated Reddit debate about keeping cruise cards in bras, share stories of passengers getting arrested at ports, and feature Tim and Brandon's third Aussie takeover segment - complete with fan girl photo evidence! From bomb threats over gambling losses to Christmas questions for Australia, this episode has it all... except the real Jenn.

    $37K GoFundMe Scam, Ship Fights & Golden Boys Forever (Plus Kangaroo Updates)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2025 48:57


    The Golden Crew is back with wild cruise stories you won't believe! Trevor, Tom, and Jenn dive into a shocking GoFundMe scam where a woman stole $37,000 meant for her cousin's medical bills to fund a Carnival cruise. Plus, we break down the major changes to Carnival's loyalty program (spoiler: Tom and Trevor are "Golden Boys" forever), discuss a Royal Caribbean fight that made the captain turn the ship around, and share celebrity encounters at sea - including Tom's elevator fan moment! Tim and Brandon are back with their Aussie takeover segment, covering everything from coffee culture to kangaroo encounters. We also debate whether cruise directors influence booking decisions and share some hilarious toilet mishaps from past cruises.Speakpipe Link because if I dont post this then Brando shames me :( ⁠⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastaways

    Gift Card Scams, Tattoo Bans & Zero Proof Cheers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2025 48:14


    The Golden Crew is back with cruise chaos stories that'll make you double-check your boarding time! Trevor, Tom, and Jenn discuss parents who missed their ship's departure (and blamed their kid), a man who jumped overboard with $14,000 to dodge customs, and a gift card fraud scheme gone wrong. Plus, we cover Princess Cruises' controversial new tattoo policy, Carnival's bizarre sunscreen-flavored ice cream, and the new Cheers Zero Proof beverage package. We also feature a special takeover segment from Tim and Brandon about Australian cruising differences!

    Pack Like a Pro: Our Must-Have Cruise Items

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2025 48:34


    The Golden Crew is back with Trevor, Tom, and Jenn sharing their must-have cruise essentials! In this episode, we dive into the top 10 things you absolutely can't cruise without - from the obvious (travel documents) to the sneaky clever (hotel key cards for keeping your lights on). Plus, we've got cruise news including kayakers trying to stop a ship in Rotterdam, Icon of the Seas' water slide repairs, and a Disney Wish overboard false alarm. We also get excited about Carnival's new donuts and beignets coming to the fleet!Note: We apologize for Trevor's audio quality in this episode - we had to use backup audio to recover the recording, but we promise the content is worth it!https://www.speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastaways

    From Astronaut Godmothers to Nude Cruises: We Cover It All

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2025 35:59


    Trevor, Tom, and Jenn navigate through heavy seas this week, starting with the tragic news from Celebration Key before tracking Hurricane Erin's impact on East Coast cruising. The crew celebrates astronaut Kelly Gerardi becoming Star of the Seas' godmother, debates the pronunciation of MSC Meraviglia (spoiler: they Google it), and somehow ends up discussing the logistics of nude cruises. Plus, international Speakpipe bromance continues as Brandon and Tim plot something mysterious! Come for the cruise news, stay for the wild cherry soda debate and Jenn's increasingly questionable internet connection.Speakpipe Link because if I dont post this then Brando shames me :( ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastaways

    Waterslide Woes & Diana Ross No-Shows

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2025 38:01


    This week Trevor, Tom, and Jenn navigate through choppy waters of cruise news! We're discussing Carnival's big moves with the Mardi Gras switching to shorter Bahamas runs from Port Canaveral in 2027, plus exciting details about the new Carnival Jubilee's music-inspired zones. Find out why Diana Ross backed out of being Star of the Seas' godmother with just days to spare, and how Tropical Storm Aaron might affect current sailings.We also cover MSC's massive expansion into Texas and the Caribbean with 7 ships, the concerning waterslide incident on Icon of the Seas that left a passenger injured, and Royal Caribbean's controversial new drink package policy that affects everyone - even pregnant passengers! Plus, listener messages from Brandon and Tim, including news about Disney Wonder leaving Australia.Join us for technical difficulties, kitten attacks, and Jenn's legendary lag as we sail through this week's cruise updates!Speakpipe Link because if I dont post this then Brando shames me :( https://www.speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastaways

    From Margaritaville to Viking: Our Cruise Line Bucket List

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2025 53:45


    The Golden Crew is dreaming beyond Carnival! Join Trevor, Tom, and Jenn as they share which cruise lines are on their bucket lists (spoiler: Tom wants to try the Scientology ship for the "experience"). This week: Trevor's declining a bad book deal to self-publish his hockey romance "Second Shot," Tom's convinced he's been kicked out of the group chat (he hasn't), and we debate the merits of MSC's yacht club where you get your own butler named Jeeves. Plus, we discover Virgin's annual pass costs $120,000, Tom wants to bathe in champagne in a hot tub, and we explore Margaritaville's retirement communities where everyone goes "fins up!" We also thank our listeners for NOT getting us mentioned in John Heald's influencer post because we definitely don't want that responsibility. Fair warning: This episode contains dangerous levels of butler voice impressions and math that doesn't add up.

    Welcome to The Podcastaways! (Same Chaos, New Name)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2025 41:40


    Welcome to the inaugural episode of The Podcastaways! (Yes, we changed our name, but we're still the same chaotic crew you know and love.) Join Trevor, Tom, and Jenn as she returns from her Hawaiian adventure with tales of tubing through ancient canals and sleeping in her garage after being locked out at midnight. This week: We analyze the viral video of someone attempting a handstand at an infinity pool on Icon of the Seas (spoiler: gravity won), share Tim's latest Australian vacation updates from SeaWorld resort chaos, and reminisce about our carny days working theme park games. Plus, exciting news about Tyler joining the cruise industry, we debate the merits of holiday cruises, and somehow end up discussing whether Tim lives in "Middleville, Australia." Fair warning: This episode contains zero actual tea in Long Island Iced Tea revelations and questionable ladder climbing techniques.

    Breaking: The Podcastaways Set Sail (Plus Tim's Wild Burlesque Adventure)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2025 49:29


    Big changes are coming to the Golden Crew! Join Trevor, Tom, and Jenn as they make a major announcement about the future of the podcast (hint: we're broadening our horizons beyond just Carnival). This week: We review the decidedly un-Bahamian food options at Celebration Key (donuts and sushi, anyone?), share the miraculous Disney cruise rescue story where a 5-year-old and her dad both survived going overboard, and accidentally discover Tom Cruise news while Googling "cruise news." Plus, Tim from Australia sends us the wildest Speak Pipe yet about a very unique burlesque show performance that left us speechless. We also discuss the proliferation of Caesar salads, debate whether earworms are contagious, and somehow end up talking about Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Fair warning: This episode contains unexpected musical performances and a commitment to chocolate chip cookies.

    Independence Day Special: Fireworks, Pool Noodles, and Happy Endings

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2025 27:39


    Happy 4th of July from the Golden Crew! Join Trevor, Tom, and Jen for a special holiday episode as they celebrate America's birthday (recorded totally on July 4th, we swear). This week: We discuss our exciting poop cruise documentary watch party plans, share the miraculous Disney cruise rescue story of a 5-year-old who went overboard (spoiler: Disney magic saved the day!), and debunk the outrageous $19.99 pool noodle rumor at Celebration Key. Plus, Tom's playing Jimmy Buffett for people who actually know who he is, we invite our Australian listeners to celebrate American independence with us, and Tim from Down Under asks about that special feeling of stepping onto your first Carnival ship (yes, crying is acceptable). Trevor also casually mentions he wrote a choose-your-own-adventure book where he kills Tom multiple times. Fair warning: This is a shorter episode because we have "things to see and people to do."

    From Grief to Acceptance: Planning Our Poop Cruise Watch Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2025 42:47


    The Golden Crew has reached the acceptance stage! Join Trevor, Tom, and Jen as they move past their VIFP grief and embrace the chaos. This week: We discover Tom's bandmate doesn't know who Jimmy Buffett is (Gen X parents have failed!), plan an epic watch-along party for Netflix's Carnival Triumph "poop cruise" documentary, and tease mysterious changes coming to the show in August. Plus, Trevor finally admits he's accepted his fate as a future red card holder, we debate Lido breakfast vs. sea day brunch, and somehow end up discussing Trevor's first wedding disaster (hint: "help me" was involved). We also catch up on listener messages from our neglected Speak Pipe, including our Australian correspondents who wants to cheat at finding ship coins. Fair warning: This episode contains acceptance, denial, and Trevor's multiple breakfast strategy.

    The Golden Crew Goes Red: VIFP Changes Explained (Sort Of)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2025 32:39


    The Golden Crew faces their darkest hour as Carnival drops a bombshell announcement about major changes to the VIFP loyalty program! Join Trevor, Tom, and Jenn as they navigate the five stages of grief over the new points and stars system that's replacing the beloved days-based program. In this emotional rollercoaster of an episode, we break down what spending $18,000 might get you (spoiler: maybe platinum status?), debate whether families will have to split their points four ways, and discover why casino players just got royally screwed. Plus, Trevor contemplates his MSC status match options, we send our support to John Heald who's taking heat from angry cruisers, and somehow manage to turn existential dread into comedy gold. Fair warning: This episode contains speculation, mathematical confusion, and Trevor singing Celine Dion. You've been warned.

    Mess Around and Find Out: Carnival's Social Media Crackdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2025 45:48


    The Golden Crew is back! Fresh off his Alaskan adventure, Trevor joins Tom and Jenn to discuss the latest cruise happenings. This week: Carnival cracks down on social media rule-breakers (mess around and find out!), the newly upgraded Carnival Valor emerges from dry dock with exciting new features, and we dive into the art of being a pier runner spectator. Plus, Trevor shares his genius platinum perk laundry hack, we debate the merits of ship coffee options, and somehow end up discussing white chocolate vs. dark chocolate for way too long. Fair warning: this episode contains approximately 50% cruise content and 50% delightful chaos, including discussions about bleach spots, cat celebrities, and why you should never post your rule-breaking on TikTok.

    Alaska or Bust: Trevor's FGC #3 Adventures on the Carnival Luminosa

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2025 41:41


    Pack your parkas, Pod Castaways! Trevor's back from the Last Frontier with tales from FGC #3 aboard the Carnival Luminosa. Join Trevor and Tom as they dive into all the Alaskan adventures, from getting uncomfortably close to whales (20 feet!) to discovering that OG Carnival burgers might just be better than Guy's (controversial, we know).Trevor breaks down the Luminosa's unique Spirit/Vista hybrid design, shares stories from ports like Ketchikan, Skagway, and Juneau, and reveals why the ship's banana cream pie redemption arc is everything we hoped for. Plus, hear about the amazing Pod Castaways community members they met, including birthday boy Steven and superfan Gerald!No water slides? No problem! Find out why this Alaska cruise still gets Trevor's seal of approval and get the scoop on FGC #4 coming September 2026.Fair warning: This episode may cause sudden cravings for reindeer fart shots and double patty burgers. You've been warned!

    From Celebration Key to Runway Outtakes: A Carnival Deep Dive

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2025 41:38


    Trevor, Tom, and Jenn are back with a jam-packed episode diving into Carnival's newest hot topic—Celebration Key!

    Carnival Goes Digital… and So Did Our Sanity

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2025 28:53


    With Jenn MIA (because somebody forgot where her priorities lie), Tom and Trevor go rogue in this unfiltered, one-take wonder. From Carnival scrapping physical shore excursion tickets to the debut of limited-edition Jack Daniels bottles onboard, they dive into the latest cruise news with sarcasm, heart, and a healthy dose of tech nostalgia. Throw in some SpeakPipe shoutouts (toilet flush talk included), a conspiracy theory about Guy Fieri's tequila, and a Zune player that may or may not contain a gorilla fight—yeah, this one's got layers. Buckle up. No edits. No rules. No Jenn.

    Powdered Booze, Haunted Ports, and Travel Insurance Truths

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2025 47:59


    In this wild ride of an episode, the Podcastaways crew dives into powdered alcohol smuggling attempts, haunted Long Beach ports, overpriced cruise add-ons, and whether Dog the Bounty Hunter is lurking in Hawaii. Jen leads the charge, Trevor tries to get scattered at sea (unceremoniously), and Kennedy's Roomba collection grows dangerously sentient. Also: do you really need travel insurance? Tune in for laughs, cruise tips, and possibly a goodwill intervention.

    Cruise Packing 101: Essentials, Embarrassments, and Expert Tips!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2025 52:44


    Today, The Golden Crew sets sail into the art (and chaos) of cruise packing! Trevor, Jenn, and Tom break down must-have items for first-time cruisers, from formalwear hacks to laundry service secrets. We swap hilarious travel mishaps, reveal unexpected cruise essentials (yes, even poopouri makes the list), and share why overpacking is the silent villain of every seven-day trip. Plus, we tackle an audience question: What's the best U.S. port to cruise from if you're traveling internationally? Get ready for a perfect blend of laughter, life-saving tips, and a few unexpected detours into wrestling, haunted offices, and beach bag blunders.

    Banned Booze, Passport Frowns & a Toilet Mystery Solved

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2025 32:16


    It's just Trevor, Tom, and Jenn on deck this week—and things get real weird, real fast. We kick things off by confessing the one thing we've each tried on a cruise and absolutely hated (hint: snails and slow check-ins don't mix). From there, we stumble into the great passport photo debate—should you smile, or should you look like your soul left on embarkation day? We also talk about Carnival's new hardline stance on booze smugglers (spoiler alert: you could get banned), and share our own strategies for sipping smart while staying within the rules.And then—finally—a podcast mystery gets solved thanks to a Speakpipe voicemail that had us crying with laughter. Toilet talk? Maybe. Worth it? Definitely.All this, plus Jenn's now-official nickname for Christine Duffy... "The Dove."

    Platinum Problems & Project Ace: Carnival Updates Revealed

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2025 23:13


    It's a Platinum Boys Special! Trevor and Mr. Kennedy are at the helm today, discussing Carnival Cruise Line's newest announcements and upcoming changes. They're diving into the updates on Carnival's loyalty program, including exciting discussions on new ship names, upcoming Excel-class vessels, and the mysterious "Project Ace." Listen as they debate potential ship names, speculate on loyalty program tiers, and hilariously navigate the news with plenty of laughs and cruise-loving banter. Don't miss the chance to hear Trevor's thoughts on becoming a permanent blue card holder and his playful jabs at Mr. Kennedy!Have thoughts on Carnival's upcoming loyalty changes or new ships? Let your voice be heard at Speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastaways by leaving us a voicemail!

    Hold the Ketchup, We're Texan! Mayo Ain't Just for Sandwiches, John

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2025 41:33


    This week on Carnival Cruising Podcastaways, Tom, Jenn, and Trevor are serving up another helping of cruise chaos—with a side of mayo, a handful of shrimp, and one very overpriced cocktail.Join the crew as they dig into:Carnival's internet pricing and why it's not just “because the ship already has it”New arcade deals that might have led to a claw machine victoryA speakerpipe shoutout from our new Aussie field reporter, Tim (we see you, Tim!)Texans demanding Duke's mayo at sea—and the controversial fry dipping culture warMilkshakes, miracles, and why Megan deserves a free cruiseCarnival's paid internship program for high schoolers and future fun ship workersAlso: The team starts planning CCP Group Cruise 8 to Australia, discusses fried gizzards vs. avocado toast, and wonders… is a stale testicle really the worst that can happen on a cruise?

    I Ate Two Cheesecakes and Blame My Mom

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2025 30:18


    This week, the dynamic trio—Jenn, Trevor, and Tom—are back with another jam-packed episode of cruise chaos! Trevor's finally back (or is he just a ghost?), and the crew dives into the serious issues… like who really deserves the diamond lunch, why a tomahawk steak is NOT for two, and how Jenn may or may not have unlocked the buttons that control reality.Tom confesses to buying Dogecoin, Trevor gets banned from exclusive steak dinners by his own wife, and Jenn opens a can of cruise conspiracy over the loyalty perks. Oh, and Australia? We're coming for ya—with possibly the only $5 podcast budget left on Earth.

    The Tom & Jenn Power Hour. AKA Where in the World Is Trevor SanDiego?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2025 26:30


    It's another Tom & Jenn Takeover! With Trevor off being a ghost (literally), and Gary MIA (probably plotting how to make tomahawk steaks for one), Thomas and Jenn hold down the fort in classic Golden Crew style. They talk Carnival stock, debate whether a tomahawk steak is really meant for two, and brainstorm ways to make a cruise truly special for someone facing a life-threatening illness. Oh—and there might be some good-natured trash talk about the missing hosts. (We're looking at you, Trevor.)

    Miami Party Cruises EXPOSED: The Truth About Short Carnival Cruises!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2025 46:57


    The Golden Crew is back with plenty of cruise chaos! A disgruntled guest contacts John Heald after his Mr. Coffee maker gets confiscated, igniting debate about what's allowed onboard. The crew discusses whether short Carnival cruises deserve their wild reputation, veteran cruisers reveal what they no longer do after years at sea, and they answer a listener's plea for Puerto Rico port tips. Plus, they debate the benefits of platinum status, share embarrassing cruise art stories, and discuss why your home port selection matters more than you think! Join Gary, Jennifer, Thomas, and Trevor for all the laughs and cruise insights in this caffeine-fueled episode.

    Towels on Fire & Chocolate Cake Drama: Carnival Cruising Catastrophes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2025 50:26


    Join the Golden Crew as they dish on Carnival's anticipated Celebration Key opening just 5 months away! Trevor, Tom, and Jenn share details about finding cruises that visit the new private island, discuss recent incidents aboard the Carnival Glory (including a balcony fire!), and debate the proper consistency of Carnival's famous chocolate melting cake. Plus, hear about Jenn's upcoming Princess cruises to Hawaii, Trevor's passionate stance on ice cream, and why you should never leave towels unattended on your balcony! The crew also teases a potential Amazon storefront - head to the Facebook group to vote and join the conversation!

    Dudes, Food & Brews Cruise

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2025 42:19


    Trevor and Tom reconvene to recap all the wild times from the recent Dudes Cruise. From finally tracking down that infamous restaurant in Mexico (spoiler alert: it was hiding in plain sight!) to an unexpectedly moving vow renewal ceremony, Trevor dishes on the trip highlights. The duo also raises a virtual toast to Carnival's Cruise Director of the Year, Kindle Kennedy. Tune in for behind-the-scenes stories, arcade adventures, and plenty of laughs with your favorite podcast pair.#carnivalcruise #dudescruise #cruiselife #cruisetips #carnivalcelebration#vowrenewal #galveston #cozumel #mexico #carnivalpodcastKeywords: Carnival Cruise, cruise tips, cruise stories, Carnival Celebration, vow renewal, Cozumel Mexico, cruise podcast

    The Tom and Jen Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2025 25:09


    Tom and Jen were left to their own devices. Join us as we discuss a formerly free transport in La Paz, Mexico and have some fun talking gambling.

    Hidden Ways to Save Money on Your Next Cruise

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2025 79:10


    Set sail with theCarnival Cruising Podcastaways as we dive into the latest Carnival news, cruise hacks, and a little bit of onboard chaos! In this episode, we talk about the newGuy Fieri cruise show, uncovera wild story of a cruiser being mistakenly arrested before embarkation, and discuss somemajor money mistakes first-time cruisers make (so you don't have to!). Plus, the crew debatesCarnival's "Double Diamond" VIP status (which doesn't exist!) and tackles someabsolutely necessary cruise tips. Don't miss it!Leave us a voicemail atSpeakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastawaysJoin theCCP Group Cruise (AKA FRGC 3) →https://flow.page/haveluggagewilltravelGrab somePodcastaways Merch →ccp.CruisingSwag.com

    Cruising With Confidence: Accessibility & Adventures with Aspen

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2025 60:06


    Ahoy, Podcastaways! Madison here (obviously the best future host candidate—sorry, Gary!) bringing you a truly inspiring episode. This week, the Golden Crew (Thomas, Jen, and Gary) welcomes Aspen, a T9 paraplegic and the driving force behind “Accessibility with Aspen.” Aspen shares her story of navigating life on wheels after a medication injury, traveling with her adorable service dog Jojo, and how she continues to explore the high seas—proving that cruising really can be for everyone! From booking accessible staterooms and tender ports, to tips for dealing with airlines and discovering which ships or excursions go the extra mile for wheelchair users, Aspen's insights are a must-hear for any traveler. We even find out if a hot dog is really a sandwich. (Spoiler: the debate rages on!) Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, & YouTube: Search Accessibility with Aspen(Check out her Linktree on any of her socials for all the details!) Join us for laughs, a dose of cruise news, and plenty of tips for making your next trip a breeze—no matter your ability. All aboard! Leave us a Voicemail: Speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastawaysCCP Group Cruise (AKA FRGC 3): https://flow.page/haveluggagewilltravelCarnival Cruising Podcastaways Merch: ccp.CruisingSwag.com

    Secrets, Slides, and Surprises: One-of-a-Kind Carnival Cruise Experiences!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2025 36:53


    Get ready for a journey through Carnival's most unique and exciting features!

    The Princess Takes the Helm: Jennifer's Grand Adventure

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2025 31:45


    This week, the Golden Crew dives into some exciting cruise news! Carnival Cruise Line has won big in USA Today's Top 10 Best Reader Choice Awards, with the Carnival Spirit crowned as the Best Alaskan Cruise Ship. The crew also discusses Carnival's new Asia-Pacific itineraries, from Tokyo to Singapore, sparking debates over long-haul travel. Plus, Jennifer shares her recent experience aboard Princess Cruises, while Gary gets (playfully) put in time-out. Don't miss the hilarious banter and insider tips on what makes each cruise line unique. Is Princess worth the switch? Why is the Carnival Spirit suddenly even more expensive? And... will there ever be enough breakfast burritos?

    Do You Really Need a PVP or Travel Agent? Plus, Elegant Night Drama & Platinum/Diamond Perks!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2025 53:46


    This week, the Golden Boys—Trevor, Thomas, and Gary—dive into the pros and cons of booking your next Carnival cruise without the help of a PVP or travel agent. Are you missing out, or is it smooth sailing solo?

    Carnival Venezia Rundown and Review, AARP, Carnival Shops and more

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2025 86:52


    Welcome to 2025 with the Carnival Cruising Podcastaways! T-Dawg, TK, Not Tom and Jennnnnnnnnn (Aka the Golden Crew) get back to business to kick off 2025.

    The Golden Crew's Guide to Affordable Cruising

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2024 64:31


    "Set sail with the Golden Crew as they share their expert tips and tricks for cruising on a budget! From smart booking strategies to savvy onboard savings, discover how to make your cruise dreams a reality without breaking the bank. Plus, hear passionate perspectives on why removing gratuities is never the answer (seriously, don't do it), learn about the truth behind room choices, and get the inside scoop on maximizing cruise value. Special features include Gary's John Heald update and a heartfelt discussion about the real impact of crew tips. Whether you're a first-time cruiser or a seasoned sailor looking to save, this episode is packed with money-saving gems and cruise wisdom. Warning: May contain strong opinions about gratuity removal!

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