Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Send us a Text Message.Teenage Runaway Girl?Captain's Paternity Tested!A study of Playboy magazine and body hairProducer Caleb in Stranger Things inspired drag?We celebrate one year of podcasting Love Boat Exposed!!Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

Send us a Text Message.Julie Newmar + Don Knotts !! The mis-match of the century!! Now The Love Boat has had pretty much every cast member from another of our old favorite TV shows, Three's Company!That's right, Catwoman from the original Batman TV show and Classic TV's own Barney Fife / Mr. Furley .  Seduction. Impersonation. Pregnancy?Another plot touches on The Holocaust. Heavy. Are we even on the right show for this?...plus a whole lot more...Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

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Send us a Text Message.Season Two Double Header!! Too much packed into just one show!!

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Send us a Text Message.This week's episode?Wild.Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

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Send us a Text Message.This Episode rocks at a fast-pace with characters and plots that include:

Send us a Text Message.- Julie and Doc Have more foreplay (!)- Oscar Goldman from "6 Million Dollar Man" wallows in big self pity - His wife is driven to constant tranquilizer usage- The woman doctor-shops and overdoses on pills- Two Girls, One Guy. This ain't pretty.- and a heavy dollop of fat shaming by your very own captain  Enjoy this wild episode!!Love Boat Season 2, Episode 20Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

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Send us a Text Message.⭐ "Ted Lange, if you're listening out there, I would like to go beyond Cameo. I'd like to patch you in as a guest because we've got questions, and you're one of our favorite characters."— Rob 

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Send us a Text Message.Lock your cabin doors! Spouses are swapping and no one is safe!From open marriages and love triangles to questionable moral decisions, no scandal goes unturned in this episode.Ginger from Gilligan's Island is the Doc's Ex Ex Ex Ex WifeDown to ClownGaslighting, Cheating, and Revenge on the High Seas- Jokes about sending a glitter bomb to someone- Commentary on producer Caleb's acting career and missed opportunities on a popular show"Living His Best Life": "Of course, he believes in what he's doing. He is living his best life."— CharlotteQuote: "Well, it's an open marriage. This thing isn't meant to last. Juan meant to be me and my wife." — Producer CalebQuote: "Love Boat went against the grain of the time. It gave sort of this almost silly vaudevillian approach to comedy, badly written scripts, Every week, badly written scripts. Rarely any good acting and lots of T&A."— RobOther topics we cover on this episode:Gaslighting, Cheating, Infidelity, Revenge, Divorce, Drama, Open marriage, Love triangle, Disapproval, Critique, Podcast, Crime Cruise Love Boat Exposed, The Love Boat, Questionable behaviors, Moral ambiguities, Character analysis, Age perspectives, Inappropriate scenes, Crew dynamics, Jealousy, Frustration, Banter, Wealth, Successful, Career, Glitter bomb, Reunite, Gender dynamics, Relationships, CommentaryVisit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

Send us a Text Message.Ventriloquists bring new forms of deviant behavior onboard when their dummies seem to get a mind of their own - and look out for when these creepy "sex dolls" are on the prowl.Spotlight on Julie as she is actively recruited to become a wife to a feret-like man and a pack of orpans in the wilds of ALASKA of all places!  Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

Send us a Text Message.Captain and Doc on the make, again.Women's attraction to Doc remains inexplicable.Using the set from Zoro's on Love Boat.Dabney Coleman and Rue McClanahan win points for their actingChico and the Man connection."That's kids been found stealing a watch, how could he be redeemed? Love Boat, you just made a stereotype come to life in front of our eyes!"— Rob"There's nothing redeemable about Doc. There's nothing good about Doc. And every every episode, I'm confused as to why a woman falls so easily and hard for him."— CharlotteVisit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

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Send us a Text Message.⚔️ Communist Infiltration! A blonde Russian amazon brings the Doc to his knees - literally. Will America win in this love struggle? Will the Cold War melt under her touch? Ok, I got all that out of my system

Send us a Text Message.Editor's Note: If you or someone you know is struggling with suicidal thoughts or mental health matters, please call the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline by dialing 988 to connect with a trained counselor or visit the 988 Lifeline website.

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Send us a Text Message.While we do find humor in some parts of this episode, exposing Love Boat Season 2, Ep5 proves to be a sickening journey.We work through some devious and outright illegal behavior ...

Send us a Text Message.We hope you all are having a great holiday season!!  We got the laughs in this Best of Episode!!This week, while we are all celebrating with friends and family, we decided to rerun our best of season one episode. Please do take another listen as you prepare yourselves for our triumphant return next week - 2024!!Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

Send us a Text Message.Sonny Bono,  Charlie's Angels, scam artists, Drake, The West Coast rap community, Aaron Spelling, Fantasy Island, Donna Martin, 90210, National Lampoon, Chevy Chase, Ryan Reynolds, Little Caesar's, and Caleb's OnlyFans page ...What do all these things have in common?They're all part of this week's show!!PLUS:

Send us a Text Message.Julie's downward mental spiral and "Adult Deficiency Disease" among the crew.  Melissa Gilbert out-acts her co-stars, and an anti-sex couple hits the brakes and goes hard in reverse. 

Send us a Text Message. ⛈️More Hurrican Mayhem with the crew still stranded on a deserted island and threatened by a madman

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Send us a Text Message.This is The Best of Season One!! Neat, Compact, and Double-Stuff Loaded with Delicious Fillings that Include: A captain's lust.Racism sexualized with a pretty beaver theme.Playmate on exam table.Attempted murder.Incest on board.Show host dating habits... ... and So, So, Much More!! Thanks to our sponsor, RS Media Group, for their continuous support in producing high-quality podcasts like Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed. They offer excellent services for anyone interested in establishing their own podcast or social media studio. Be sure to check out their website and take advantage of their expertise.Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

Send us a Text Message.Is Gopher in a cult? Is he a Scientologist??! Better get Lisa Remini on the case!SEASON ONE FINALE!!!At the show's end, Rob, Charlotte, and Caleb take a moment or two to reflect on what we've learned from Love Boat Season One. It's deep, it's enlightening - and perhaps it's a reflection of ourselves.

Send us a Text Message.Hookers, Blackmailers, Abusive Creep Spouses, Toupees - and Much More!!These last episodes of Season 1 are top-heavy with weird and depraved behavior!

Send us a Text Message.1️⃣ A high-stakes game: Our hosts explore using marked cards to cheat in a card game - by none other than senior citizen sleaze (Harry Morgan from M*A*S*H*) ... and the reveal of just how much money is at stake – a whopping $19,000 (according to Producer Caleb)! Gopher, Julie, and even Isaac are thoroughly screwed

Send us a Text Message.French Pretenses, Lust Robots, and Unwanted Advances!In the latest episode of Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed, where we dive deep into the scandalous secrets of the classic TV show, The Love Boat!

Send us a Text Message.Dirty Deeds and questionable behaviors continue to go deep into the controversial waters of "The Love Boat."Ugly vs. Hot: Join us as we empathize with the "designated ugly friend" who's facing the eternal struggle of feeling left out while her dazzling pal steals all the limelight.Producer Caleb ponders, "Why does the hot friend get all the boys and the money from the embezzlement scheme? Life's just not fair on the Love Boat."Doctor's Cabin Chronicles: What really happens in the doc's cabin? We delve into the risqué adventures of the blonde with the "off look" and her vigilant brunette buddy. Rob exclaims, "I mean, I just had to double-check what I was seeing!Where's My Blonde?: There's a dude on a mission, hunting high and low for the blonde who's always up for a party. Will he find her? And will it be the party he's hoping for?Charlotte's Behind-The-Scenes Cruise Reality:  Charlotte, recalls her cruise of Alaska! Where, if you're under 60, you're a minority - she backs this up to the extreme with her story of helicopter airlift removals of folks that died mid-cruise.Lost in Translation: Julie's now fluent in Russian? Since when? We explore this sudden language acquisition and its comedic (and international?) implicationsCaptain Ballerina: Forget sailing the seas! The captain's nephew has tutus and pirouettes in his sights. But can he convince his seafaring uncle?All this, plus The Doc tangos with The Grim Reaper.  Grab your life jackets and hop aboard for a ride full of twists, turns, and tantalizing tales from "The Love Boat." Don't miss the boat on this one!

Send us a Text Message.A poolside beauty contest takes the spotlight with Marcia Brady and an assortment of lovely ladies.So, the contentants get hit with one sexist slander after another - and it's Captain Stubing doing the lecherous play-by-play! Please note: a beaver is featured ... and that's just the beginning. Then we wrap-up last week's jewelry heist and turns out the moron thieves don't know the difference between fake and real diamond. They really F-up. Mistress Adrienne Barbeau is back too and the cat-is-out-of-the-bag, so to speak.Thanks to THE Scatman Crothers, we also end up discussing Stephen King's The Shining and Dr. Sleep. BONUS: Greg Brady's classic Johnny Bravo Brady Bunch scene gets a spotlight!But wait, there's more!! Inappropriate behavior escalates backstage at the beauty contest.Not to be forgotten is the kind-of-twisted blind couple relationship that gets really weird.Dick Van Patten also makes  appearance as a married politician  who's into showgirls (!)Double Episode Alert ! Love Boat Season 1, Episodes 16 and 17 are reviewed on this one. Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

Send us a Text Message.A  floozy decoy named Taffy, a Captain Stubing doppelgänger and Gopher's "happy-ending" massage in the ship's lobby (!!) It's all the collateral of clearly illegal hijinks that kick in hardcore as an Ocean's Eleven-style diamond heist takes center stage. But wait there's more !! Adrian Barbeau, a buxom, sex-symbol actress from the 70s (Beau Arthur's daughter from "Maude,") plays "The Mistress." She struts onto the ship and promptly makes great friends with her guy's wife. Hilarity ensues.  "Ox was the guy who was like, "Act normal. I thought we were here to steal the diamond." Could he say that any louder? On the dock, about to board, like, "Hey, guys, just so we know, when we get on this boat, we're stealing this diamond."— Producer Caleb"Who doesn't check to make sure that their wife and mistress aren't going to be on the same cruise ship?  Before you  go, there should be an app to make sure that doesn't happen!."— Host Charlotte "Perhaps this is the most ambitious of intertwined storylines that we've seen in the past 15 episodes.'"— Host RobDiscover even more uncut gems waiting for you in Season 1,  Episode 15 of The Love Boat! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

Send us a Text Message.Gopher is a monkey smuggler. There, I said it. This episode also dabbles in nose jobs, and Don Adams, the voice of Inspector Gadget and star of the classic TV series Get Smart. As is the case with most sitcoms, TV shows, and even movies from the 1970s, chimpanzees will invariably show up and create some kind of hilarity or havoc, and sometimes both. This happens a lot in this episode.There is also a storyline where two old vaudeville-type performers have a reunion that turns explosive and another plot where a woman boards the boat with a bandaged face and her mom tagging along. Doc makes his moves on the mom very quickly.Next, Isacc has a hell of a problem with his mom "living in sin" with a dude as they vacation on The Pacific Princess.  His mom is played by the famous old-time actress, singer, and comedian Pearl Baily.We also trip upon the topic of British comedy and Caleb tells of an old show where a mentally challenged character always wants to ... oh never mind, it's actually kind of sick. SHOW QUOTES: "Mummy, bitty bitty, mummy bitty."— Producer Caleb "Was this girl's nose job scheduled before the cruise, or did her mom just take her? Is this like a spa retreat for the nose job? Is she supposed to be hidden? Is my question kind of the chicken or egg? I'm just confused. Then there's the monkey."— Charlotte"I've got to question the safety of keeping a chimpanzee under your bed."— Rob  This one covers Love Boat season 1, episode 14.Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

Send us a Text Message.We are seeing the end of  Bob Crane's acting career here, in that he was real-life murdered a few months after this dark and confusing episode.  Yes,  that Bob Crane - from Hogan's Heroes - whose life was later dramatized in the movie Auto Focus with Greg Kinnear and Willem Defoe. Look it up. Yikes. Creepy.His Jerry Springer-style plotline ultimately is another study of inappropriate affection between two passengers: a long-lost father and his adult daughter.  It's strange writing, and we couldn't help but feel baffled. Also, Airplane's awesome Robert Hayes is underused in an unfortunately small role here.  Next, things take a wild turn as a younger lower-income couple finds themselves in a luxury Presidential suite, thanks to Julie and Gopher's scheming. Then, they must navigate a dangerous game of pretending to be marketing experts and avoid their arch-nemesis on the boat. Also confusing."Hey, poor people, here's an upgrade. Enjoy this upgrade.! But one condition. You have to pretend to be these marketing company people.'"— Producer Caleb"It's not really that hard to pretend like you're in marketing. You literally just throw out a few key terms like "KPI," "point of view" and "demographics" and they're like, yes, we believe you. Literally, anybody can do it."— CharlotteIn another Love Boat scene, a woman is referred to as "a little lady," which causes us to briefly examine how many women were treated/portrayed "back in the day."  Next, we show the ultimate example: we roll a 1968 Maxwell House TV commercial that shows women as completely and aggressively subservient. Boo.BONUS SHOW QUOTE !! (unrelated to anything) "I could have walked away with every dude in Montana at that point. I could add a ranch, cows, horses, cowboy hats, whatever the f--- I wanted. I was literally a star in Montana." — CharlotteInternational waters: a playground for mischief, discrimination, and even illicit activities? Yup, so dive into the dark underbelly of the Love Boat on Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed, where the line between pleasure and crime gets blurred in the vast sea. #LoveBoatExposed #CrimePodcastVisit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

Send us a Text Message.Twisted relationship dynamics and drama set sail on this one, folks! A scandalous age gap friendship between a solo traveling old dude and a 15-year-old stowaway takes the spotlight here.   Yes, you read that correctly.  What is going on here?! Our hosts demand answers and we ultimately do get them - but are the answers good enough? After last week's episode, it seems that all the rules of civility and decency have been thrown overboard. In another plot, we have two major cast members from Happy Days!!!We also witness Julie's attempt at finding love/sex - again. This time, it's with Potsie (Anson Williams from Happy Days). Her quests never seem to go very well.Then the captain gets royally pissed at scam artists who are attempting to paint his cabin - and one of the fake painters is Pat Morita / Mr. Miyagi / Arnold from Happy Days!!There's also talk of Jeremy Renner's interview, the one where he speaks of his eye popping out during his big accident. Yuck!! Thanks, Host CharlotteEnjoy everyone, it's season one, episode 12 for those keeping track. Cheers!!Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

Send us a Text Message.Edgy Adult Humor is front-loaded in this head-scratching, "Is this really happening?!" episode. This installment actually is shocking and includes jaw-dropping revelations where Christmas themes definitely have gone wrong! "Family Reunion: It sounds like a G**damn Griswold Christmas, literally. Uncle Eddie showing up would be the tip of the iceberg."— Co-Host CharlotteThe centerpiece here is definitely about a priest and some situations that set-off all kinds of alarms!  Don' even ask about "the soap and water fights.""Oh, my God. I don't even know where to start. That a priest gets on a cruise ship with six young boys, all diverse, by the way, just in case anyone's wondering. All diverse, all equally exposed, everyone's represented.  What is this? Dude, this is crazy. I don't even know!! Whew, literally."— Co-Host CharlotteThis week you'll also experience, in no particular order:

Send us a Text Message.Iconic 1970's TV and film characters all come together on one big boat! Ignored spouses, cheating fiends, and a doctor who may be incapable of delivering a baby - is he even a real doctor?"Big" Al Delvecchio, Arnold's replacement from Happy Days! Zsa Zsa Gabor! Vegas and Spenser for Hire's Robert Urich and funny guy Leslie Nielsen all play a part in this raunchy, slap-happy cruise!In one plot, we dive into the twisted story of two senior ladies who assault cruisers with literal and physical attacks and a chef who stages his own version of The Boston Tea Party, using ketchup instead.BONUS: Hear of Producer Caleb's exploits in a small French village, which ended up causing curious looks and glances. It involves older ladies and even a host mom (!)We also delve into the intriguing story of why all of  Tony Danza's TV characters are named "Tony."Show Quotes from Co-Host Charlotte: On Loneliness and Pregnancy at Sea: "She's all alone on this cruise, and she's pregnant." Is it safe for a pregnant woman to go on a cruise?  Let your wife go on a cruise at nine months pregnant ?! She's rocking on a boat. You're going to let her go by herself? Like, what?"On Social Distancing in Politics: "To be honest, none of us should be in a room together, BUT we can literally sit here and do this show -  people who don't agree politically and still be friends and hang out."Charlotte also riffs on why some Love Boat passengers would have done well on OnlyFans - and, of course, there is a whole lot more. Enjoy!Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

Send us a Text Message.Role Reversals. Female Empowerment. Are we still talking about The Love Boat? YES! Romance Roulette is the name of this game, and this time the fun involves three women who have a burning desire to find not-exactly-romance, in fact, they seek something much more primal(!)SNL alumni Jane Curtin takes lead in the frolic, and she may be tinkering with the wrong plumber. Hmm. Just listen, and you'll see what I mean. From strategic sunblock applications to deciphering secret code words (spoiler: "Screwdriver" may not mean what you think)"First of all, I like that their code word is screwdriver. Okay, girls, could we be a little bit less conspicuous?" — Charlotte There's also a lackluster plotline that involves drugging a German Shepherd - the dog, not a European farmer guy. Radar from M*A*S*H is in this clip. "I was hoping that there was going to be some borderline animal abuse, because that would have been perfect for the show." — Producer CalebThis is a tight episode that reviews Love Boat SE1 EP9 (We skipped Episode 8 because it is a "Special Episode" covering a depressing topic.)******Your Own Podcast Studio?Studios Made Simple. We Create an Affordable Podcast / Social Media Studio in Your Home or Business and Train You to Use It. Often In One Day.Click Here: rsmedia.group/podcasting*******Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

Send us a Text Message.Two twin sisters. One Doc. Need we say more? Doc Bricker gets rejected by a passenger lady; he then makes her like him by being pushy and giving her "vitamins" -  which works. She also has a twin sister, and they are pretending to be one person for whatever reason.Whew.So they both end up in bed with him, one after the other, within the same night. Within the same hour. Somehow they tricked him, but he ended up on the winning end. Hmmm. Okay, next, Julie runs across a passenger with whom she had a long-time relationship. It turned out he was married, though. She never knew, and now he's still pretending to be unattached. It does get messy. There's also The Curse of the Titanic Couple. Will they bring the ship down? And a priceless moment when bartender Isaac ends up as Muhammad Ali reincarnated.  "Thank God Viagra had not been invented when The Love Boat was happening back then, can you imagine?" - Host Charlotte when she hears Doc joke about "drugging" women.  This episode reviews Love Boat SE1 EP7******Your Own Podcast Studio?Studios Made Simple. We Create an Affordable Podcast / Social Media Studio in Your Home or Business and Train You to Use It. Often In One Day.Click Here: rsmedia.group/podcasting*******00:00:55 Love Boat TV series chat with hosts.00:06:12 Failed flirtation, rejection, persistence with margaritas.00:08:42 Confused about chemistry, affair, and work confession.00:11:29 Debating banter or a genuine threat? Serious warning.00:14:15 Twins swap places, but is it wrong?00:18:16 Doctor applies suntan lotion to a female passenger00:22:16 Sisters fall for the same guy. Doc(!)00:25:33 He confesses to drugging a woman with vitamins.00:28:20 Eye patch, bracelet, cursed couple on Titanic.00:30:59 Subscribe for a new episode of Crime Cruise. Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

Send us a Text Message.Juan Epstein from Welcome Back Kotter is a V-card-carrying fella in the hot seat with his rowdy friends.  It's up to him to fumble through a ship full of ladies until he finds the end of the rainbow - or something like that.   On the other end of the spectrum is sweet-crazy grandma. She's cruising with her granddaughter with one goal: to get her hooked up with a higher class of dude - and granny wants her to use everything she's got. This includes her cleavage and other unmentionables. BONUS! Host Charlotte shares her story of an Alaskan Death Cruise!!And there's also The Doc. He, of course, gets thrown into the mix when Grandma Pimp decides it's a great idea to send her grandkid into the lion's den (the doc's office/bedroom), and he's all too ready to make his patented Dr. Bricker moves. RUMOR OR FACT? Did Doc miss the last episode because he was being treated for Syphilis? There are also storylines where Isaac scores a date with a hot, famous singer and Julie seems to be a homewrecker. Hmm...** This double episode covers SE1 Episodes 5 and 6 of The Love Boat**That's it, enjoy!!******************Your Own Podcast Studio?Studios Made Simple. We Create an Affordable Podcast / Social Media Studio in Your Home or Business and Train You to Use It. Often In One Day.Click Here: rsmedia.group/podcastingVisit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

Send us a Text Message.Charo. The Legend. This one-name wonder swung through the 70s with her Flamenco guitar, chuchi-cuchi catchphrase, and jiggly approach to life. It's no surprise that The Love Boat welcomed her as a guest star 10 times, To kick things off, we're given reason to contemplate the ethics of tasing holy men. Milton Berle drops into this episode playing an obnoxious oaf, much like his real-life self. We dive into the madness of Milton Berle's infamous Saturday Night Live stint and explore the unforgivable act that left SNL producer Lorne Michaels fuming.Stowaway Alert! Charo's character breaks maritime law during her first Love Boat appearance - but the real down and dirty is how the men of the Pacific Princess crew set their sites on her - in one way or another.  Of course, the trusty doc is somehow tasked with keeping her sequestered in his own cabin. Boom! The original Incredible Hulk, Bill Bixby, plays in a scene or two where he gets The Doc to break what would later become HIPPA laws. While on the topic of The Incredible Hulk, we discuss how Hulk's pants are full of mystery and magic and the timelessness of Lou Ferrigno. It's gonna be a wild ride, folks, with laughter, intrigue, and more than a few moral conundrums. So grab your life jackets and prepare to set sail into another gripping episode of Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed!An RS Media Group CreationYour Own Podcast Studio?Studios Made Simple. We Create an Affordable Podcast / Social Media Studio in Your Home or Business and Train You to Use It. Often In One Day.Click Here: rsmedia.group/podcastingTimestamped Overview[00:03:15]  Comedian gets cheap laugh zapper-shocking priest. [00:05:13] Milton Berle's disastrous SNL episode summarized.[00:09:42] Bixby's shirts shredded, pants didn't when he Hulk transformed.[00:12:26] Charo's family joke; icon; rescue; broken English. [00:15:10]  Charlotte's potential to offend and protests in her neighborhood.[00:19:54] Doctor gives mystery pills to the buxom performer.[00:24:02] Doctor permits medical history release. [00:25:50] Charo's guitar performance secures cruise line spot.[00:28:38] Upcoming Crime Cruise episode exposes Love Bode scandal. Subscribe and visit Love Boat ExposedVisit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

Send us a Text Message.After slinging a rifle, bingo, and drinking, a maniacal Mr. Brady hooks up with ex-wife "Hot Lips" Houlihan from TV's M*A*S*H - who he had just aimed a firearm at while extolling the joys of KILLING her!Then there's our sweet, cute Cruise Director Julie McCoy, and what Julie wants, Julie gets! Maybe. Can she find a way to consummate a  cruise ship hookup with "Mr. Wright",  when a dreadful pack of marauding senior citizens keep getting in the way?!?Cut to Nice Guy marriage counselor, Richard Mulligan from the 70's tv show "Soap". He finds out his new wife (Loretta Swit) has been catting around with her ex-husband - after HE SUGGESTS she make friends with him!!  And yup, the ex is none other than the previously mentioned Mike Brady (Robert Reed)!!Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance in this somehow touching yet twisted tale of, well, you get the drift. It is the Love Boat after all.Your Own Podcast Studio?Studios Made Simple. We Create an Affordable Podcast / Social Media Studio in Your Home or Business and Train You to Use It. Often In One Day.Click Here: rsmedia.group/podcastingVisit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.