Jay Talks Funny

Greetings Gearthlings… Welcome aboard Planet Gearth: The Bulging Consciousness Podcast. I'm your host, Jay Lloyd. Here's where Inspired Spirituality meets Hard Science meets Timeless philosophy meets Humor meets You! For our premiere episode, we'll take a deep delve into Philosophy with a very special, miraculous even, interview with a 17th Century Philosopher who was so far ahead of his time… He's here tonight!  Benedict De Spinoza! His ideas and notions got him labeled as a heretic in his time but he has subsequently influenced some of the greatest philosophers and thinkers of all time. When Einstein was asked if he believed in God. He famously replied, “I believe in Spinoza's God.”  We'll find out from Spinoza himself his famous reasoning on God and Nature, plus we'll get his current thoughts on how Quantum Consciousness theories of today mesch with his theories from 350 years ago in a fascinating and educational discussion.  After the interview,  I'll introduce my Dimension Ascension Galactic Team for our Half-Cocked Galactic Round Table Segment, where we'll discuss the interview and other hot topics of the day.   With our Rag-Tag band of ArchAngels, Fallen Angels, Ascendant Masters, Profits, Ex-Profits, Non-Profits, Alien Overlords, Astrological Aficionados, Channelers, mediums, psychics, Spirits, Ghosts, Hosts and more…we'll mind-meld, like dark chocolate melds to the space between your teeth and gums, with the latest that Science, Philosophy and Spirituality have to offer, and perhaps more importantly see how they can all finally work together. As your host, I'll be guiding us toward a better tomorrow with the help of my ascendant team of masters and disasters. And as a Voice-Actor it works out pretty good, since I'll be channeling all of their voices from deep inside my universal consciousness and vocal cords.  Join our Dimension Ascension podcast where we aim to beat up toxic masculinity, figuratively, fight environmental destruction, literally, divide the dividers, and with a little luck, help raise our vibrations and find the enlightenment that unites the world. Life is a series of 50/50 questions, that are 100 percent impossible to answer. Together, we'll take our best shot Learn. Pivot Take our best shot. Learn. Pivot And so it goes Please Listen then Like, Subscribe, and Get on board Planet Gearth: The Bulging Consciousness Podcast. Here we make evolving fun! Now is the Time…   Here is the Place    This is the Way     Note: Google's AI Studio was used in the research for the interview with this imagined version of Benedict De Spinoza if he were able to be interviewed in person today. Happy to provide a more detailed list of research materials used by Google's AI Studio upon request.  Planet Gearth; The Bulging Consciousness Podcast is a production of Sightgag Studios, LLC © All Rights Reserved

Welcome to the full hour-long Premiere of... STUPID FUNNY VOICES EP 6! HOW TO DO WHAT NO ONE ELSE IS DOING! Episode details: Cecil & Da Cyst open tease Intro with hosts Dr. Von Zoitz and Abe The Premiere of the new Game Show: LIVING IN THE FOURTH WALL New Episode of ANTIQUES VOICESHOW The Galactic and World Premiere of CECIL & DA CYST Dr. Woot Woot's Bedtime Story: THE THREE BEARS Final thoughts and goodbyes, for now... PLEASE LIKE, REVIEW AND SHARE WITH ALL YOUR BEST FRIENDS, GOOD FRIENDS, FRENEMIES, FOLLOWERS & ALL!   

In this episode: The Bug Returns Open Tease. Store Manager Song! Cecil & Da Cyst Opening Theme Song Antiques Voice Show Premiere Somebody Read Something Bedtime Story: The Emporers New Clothes.  Voices chatter and say goodbye. Bug song recommendation.  Robert Loggia sign off Thanks for listening © Sightgag Studios, LLC All Rights Reserved. 

STUPID FUNNY VOICES EPISODE 4 SHOW RUNDOWN! Top 10 things that happen in this episode: Dr. Von Zoitz welcomes you, then he hypnotizes you. Abe and Slappy help explain why. The premiere of the new song, MOBILE PUPPY! Slappy reacts, then intros a new segment. The voices in Jay's head search for new voices. (Who they find may amuse you.) Fall Premiere of the hit show BARRICADE, Starring Bolt Barracuda! Sir Woot Woot reads you the classic bedtime story Jack and the Beanstalk, in our SOMEBODY READ SOMETHING segment! Sir Woot Woot comments on the story.  Dr. Von Zoitz begins to sign off when confronted by Abe about rising tensions among the other voices. Dr. Von Zoitz then hypnotizes some of the other voices in Jay's head and makes them do things. Thank you for listening, sharing, and our most important wish, enjoying and laughing! Sincerely,  The Voices in Jay's Head. 

Stupid Funny Videos Episode 3 Rundown :) Sir Woot Woot short intro What if Bob Dylan was upbeat and positively in love song.  Abe does an expert live (at the time) Fantasy Football mock draft on FantasyPros Website.  Game Demo Reel Somebody read something: Moliere's The Misanthrope. Act 1. Performed by Sir Woot Woot and Dr. Von Zoitz's brother, Stuart. Wrap up, thanks, and share, please! © Sightgag Studios, LLC All Rights Reserved      

In order of appearance: THE UNIFIED THEORY OF EVERYTHING SONG BOLT BARRICUDA STARS AS BOLT BARRICADE IN, BARRICADE!  (FOURTH WALL BLOWOUT EPISODE!) THE KEYWORD TO QUANTUM PHYSICS  WALT WHITMAN POETRY READINGS CONFESSIONS OF A MANSPLAINER EXPLOSIONS, EPIPHANIES, AND EVERYTHING FOR YOUR EARS ONLY. © Sightgag Studios, LLC - All Rights Reserved  

The Voice Theater Revolution Begins!  The animated voices in Jay's head revolt and take control of the podcast. UPFRONT & NEW FRONT - HEAR ALL ABOUT THE NEW SHOWS THIS SEASON  Listen to an "Act-off" for the ages and find out what actually happened to Jay.  Audio Cartoons! New Segments! Behind the Scenes Stories!  This is the silly revolution the world needs right now!  Signed - The Voices in Jay's head. P.S. Jay says, help!

The voices in Jay's head compete, head to head in a draft room battle for the ages. Each unique voice and personality picks a team that is graded by a draft wizard. Only one can win! Will it be Dr. Von Zoitz, Slappy the Sloth, It All Started With Abe, Underwater Alien, or Death himself?  Find out in this Fantasy Football Podcast unlike any other! The characters in Jay's head may not be real but the Fantasy Football information is, and it just might help you win your draft!  And, you just might get a laugh - but if not you'll definitely get away from reality for a while! Thanks for checking it out if you can!

The Jay Talks Funny Podcast Presents NOTION DETECTOR E3 The Audio Only Game Show For Your Imagination! THE BEST & THE WORST EP YET! Learn Where Lies the Truth & Where the Truth Lies... A Production of Sightgag Studios, LLC. All Rights Reserved.   

Jay Talks Funny presents the Audio Game Show for your imagination, Notion Detector! Episode 2 features: 100% more music! 38% More SFX! 26% more Imagination! 7% More stupid! (It was already pretty silly)  Join Jay, Dr. Von Zoitz, Slappy the Sloth, It all started with Abe, Death and Underwater Alien, Gill for 3 rounds of improved something!

Jay Talks Funny presents the World Premiere of the Audio Only Game Show for your Imagination, Notion Detector! The show stars Jay and the voices in his head, Dr. Von Zoitz, It All Started with Abe & Slappy the Sloth. Also featuring Gill the Underwater Alien and Death as special guests. Open your mind and ears for a Game Show unlike any other!  Btw ep.7 not 2! Sightgag Studios, LLC All Rights Reserved

Brilliant, funny, clever! If you like these adjectives in your song parodies, you've come to the right podcast episode! Ron Mulligan returns with a jam-packed hour of amazing song parodies. Learn what makes him love doing them, who influenced him, and glean insight into his world through his songs! It's can't miss this all-new episode of Jay Talks Funny! Thank you, Ron! 

Talented Author Christos Kalogirou joins Jay for a fun and interesting discussion about his new book, "Wild Dogs: An Adventure in Adolescence." In the book, Christos gives us insightful, dynamic, and crisply written tales of crossing the line time and time again until he became legendary. This is a totally relatable, funny book full of vivid tales of the extremes of his youth and the repercussions and redemption that followed.  Join us won't you for a listen as he talks about his process and his life now. 

Jay has a wild and revealing interview with the one and only Comeuppance! The first-ever interview with perhaps the most powerful and delicious form of Justice on Earth!

Jay talks with best-selling author Dr. Patricia Boulogne about many things, including her book, "Why Are You Sick, Fat and Tired?" From how the gut affects the brain to how mindfulness is the first step to change, Dr. Pat and Jay take a deep dive into some deep wisdom!  Dr. Pat links! https://www.linkedin.com/in/drpatboulogne/ https://www.healthteamnetwork.com https://www.instagram.com/drpatboulogne/ getbook.at/SickFatAndTired  

Jay weaves stream of consciousness into a theme about toxic masculinity. Travel back in time to the first FRED talk about grunting vs. words. Hear Jay's Jerry Lewis encounter. Find out what God told Jay. They'll be lists, songs, tangents, wisdom, stupidity & a tease about the next ep's interview guest!  

Jay's back and talking backwards and looking forwards in this Season 2 Premiere Episode. We'll discuss how I can say words backwards instantaneously and talk about all this season has to offer, like - notions, humor, insight, stories, interviews, both real and imagined plus much more!  It's great to be back. I missed you! 

Jay interviews Ron Mulligan, CBS Creative Director, Comedy Promotion. Aside from being funny for millions, Ron is funny in person too! His passion for writing amazingly funny and smart song parodies is explored in a loverly walk down lyric lane.

Legendary showrunner & executive producer Andi Copley joins Jay. From Pee Wee's Playhouse, Adventures in Wonderland, Bob the Builder and much more to Frank Sinatra's personal serenade to what makes great kids programming, Andi knows & tells all!

Jay talks to a very bad robot. And you won't believe who it turns out to be. 

Jay talks w 3 time Writers Guild of America award winner Dan Greenberger. Hear stories about Phil Rosenthal,The Cusacks,Lewis Black,Bob Einstein,Michael Bay,Bradley Whitford,Joss Whedon,Willie Nelson & much more in a wide ranging and fun interview.

Jay talks to Eric Jacobson about co-creating Camp Lakebottom & being a super creative entertainment ad guy! And find out all about his pilot son's recent crash landing of a WW II era AT6 on t/101 Freeway in LA. Plus a revolutionary new Xmas gift and more!

Character highlight reel plus 2 stories. The first is about being conned on the streets of NY in the late 80's and the second celebrates two wonderful dog's lives. Plus Scooter's Regrets culled from his dog diary.

Evil Super Villain Dark Steve has epiphany while talking about aging out of blockbuster movies. Jay talks and reads backwards, Things to Say and Not to Say with a Bullhorn and Dr. Von Zoitz. Chock full of fun episode!

Meet Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy and Pride in person when they come to the Jay Talks Funny studios for an interview for the ages. It's quite an educational, entertaining, scary, funny and sometimes profound episode. Oh the humanity!

Meet Pea, the fowl with a foul mouth. What Jay thought would be a fun interview with the turkey pardoned for Thanksgiving quickly goes off the rails into an often contentious and thought provoking interview.

Jay’s exclusive interview with Gorg, an alien that lives in Earth’s ocean, will shock, fascinate, entertain & enlighten you. Why are we here? What happens after life? Where’s the best pizza? All of life’s biggest & weirdest questions will be answered. 

When a technical glitch delay's Jay's intended interview from happening, his Springer Spaniel, Wesley stands in and gives an unexpectedly free-wheeling, revealing, at times testy interview that ends up being cathartic for both dog and master. Plus other 2 new Scooter's Regrets and other doggie surprises!

Jay talks about Jerry Lewis and the Sizzler steak, sings a cruel new song about Mrs. A. Lincoln & talks to actor, writer and filmmaker Austin Basis about his new film, being directed by Clint Eastwood, Al Pacino's face & Larry David's bad tip.

Jay does a little funny business to start then has a free flowing in depth conversation revelation with actor, writer, film, comic book maker and Diabetes advocate Austin Basis in an exclusive extended two part podcast event. Take a deep dive into method acting, the actors studio, the business and art of being an actor, writer and producer in film and television. For Austin growing up and living with Diabetes I was part of the inspiration behind his new KINETIX comic book series.  We also discuss his new film and behind the scenes stories. From how Clint Eastwood directs, to how Al Pacino acts to Larry David's bad tip this is a fascinating interview. Orignal segments and surprises abound!

Jay talks funny about the Jay Talks Funny Podcast. Original content, deep dive interviews, stories and much more. Anything goes in this podcast. No rules. Just fun notions, bits and quibbles about whatever comes up. Its time to find your happy place with Jay.