11 Minutes Of Madness

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Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2017 0:36

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Word Picture

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2016 6:01

We discuss the physical properties of the diarrhea planet! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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The artist formerly known as Paul Ramon

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2016 12:23

We discuss the most famous recording artist you never head of, hipsters, and testicular comfort! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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Urine, police brutality, & holiday cheers!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2015 8:29

We discover how to lie effectively, learn that most police departments officially condone murder, and bring you the delightful history of the Christmas cracker! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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Incoherent Star Wars themed podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2015 6:58

We incoherently recap of the Star Wars series and definitively prove that Empire Strikes Back is the worst movie in the original trilogy. NO FORCE AWAKENS SPOILERS - DON'T WORRY Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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Donald Trump: Crippled America

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2015 13:56

We discover that Donald Trump plans to "Make America Great Again" by imitating Adolf Hitler and paraphrazing Hitler's classic work: Mein Kampf! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

Elton John's disintegrating underpants

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2015 9:02

We find out how to play centre field, discover that everything in the future will be made of ants, and learn how to behave respectfully at an Elton John concert. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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Bond with Bond

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2015 10:46

We discuss the best and worst of the James Bond film series! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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Hangin' out in the security theatre

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2015 10:36

We make fun of the woeful incompetence of the TSA! Write to us at podcastmadness@gmail.com

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Have we crossed the line yet?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2015 11:12

We discover that religions are uncannily similar to RPGs, comic books and click-bait. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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The Conspiracy Cruise

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2015 13:18

We find the ultimate getaway for the conspiracy theorist: sailing the conspire-seas. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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Load up on guns; bring your friends

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2015 17:42

We interpret Australian gun laws in the most absurd way possible and realise that life is a video game as long as you own an Apple Watch Edition! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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Cheese it!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2015 9:31

We get back in touch with the working man, discover that we are all related to monsters, and find out that you can order a sandwich through the mail! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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Beware the manganese ore!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2015 9:50

We bring you tales of the mysterious Bermuda Triangle & other vortices, preceded by a discussion of racist adhesive tape. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

The fastest knife in the west end!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2015 9:38

We learn of the fastest Scottish surgeon, the rich history of Tuvalu, and what really happens after you die! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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Frequency Vibrations

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2015 10:31

We discuss the Mad Max mythos and the latest Spike Lee joint: NBA 2K16. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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When on Pluto...

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2015 15:24

We declare war on space truthers, hear of a delightful new culinary hate crime, and discover the best way to celebrate the 4th of July. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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Terminators!

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2015 10:19

We bring you a fashionably late review of Terminator Genisys, rant about urine soked pants, and prove that Skynet travelled back in time to harass Abraham Lincoln. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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Avoid the Noid

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2015 8:59

We learn the rich history of pizza, which words are too rude for GTA online, and that marriages performed on ships are built on lies! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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Slow as Molasses

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2015 10:27

We discover that molasses is fast, how to redirect aircraft, and the best place to hold a party in Chicago! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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The Spitball

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2015 10:32

We discuss the deadly and revolting spitball, the realism of Space Jam, and why sports need to be more like RPGs. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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The Yuletide Log

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2015 8:40

We discover the greatest invention since the lightbulb, how to make a perfect nativity scene, and the true meaning of a Yuletide log! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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One man sausage party

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2015 8:03

We learn where to find infinitely recursive penises, which golden girl has the best gams, and how to stop a nosebleed. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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The hack is coming from inside the pants!

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2015 10:48

We check out the latest cyberpunk gadgets, learn of the great emu war, and discover that Hitler and Chaplin are the same guy! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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The very best of L. Ron Hubbard

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2015 11:41

We learn that there are freight trains on Venus, that empty space is hot, and that thinking about stuff makes you heavier! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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Hitler was right… about fonts.

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2014 11:40

We discuss the epic history of fonts! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

Proof that God exists!

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2014 8:44

We resurrect a lost form of meditation, prove that God exists, and discover which hat makes you look the most manly! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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Death

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2014 11:22

We find the greatest gift card ever, discuss the various ways to dispose of your dead animals and/or body parts, and learn that Scotty must go on every space mission! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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Salute that goat!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2014 12:16

We find out about animals in the army, the realism of Oscar the Grouch, and the Tetris movie! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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Hey kids, let's count the 10 versions of Windows!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2014 11:43

We discuss how Windows 10 got its name, learn why DOS was the greatest operating system, and determine that the IOC is the most corrupt organisation ever. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

You are the retarded guy from the lawnmower man!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2014 13:28

We uncover a mausoleum for TV, discuss the virtues of virtual reality, and attempt to become the lawnmower man! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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iPhone bending is now a sport!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2014 11:57

We discuss why bending should be an olympic discipline, realise that society has hit a new level of decadence, and learn that communists have infiltrated the FBI. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

Bummin' some cash

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2014 12:23

We find out what really goes on in the operating theatre, learn how to get a good taxi, and bring you a wacky tale of sophistication! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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…previously

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2014 11:22

We learn how to have a real good time, discuss the most uncool names ever, speed past the cops without getting a fine, and discover the politically correct term for muppets! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

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