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this is a comedy ""podcast"" btw believe it or not. It is a joke, it is parody, it is satire. It is not serious; it is not meant to be taken seriously. I do not condone the physical harming or even light harassment of real estate agents in any way shape or form. Do not call, text, or email Jeffrey Doussan or Keller Williams of New Orleans. Do not write funny bad reviews on yelp or google or furnished finder. Do not send pipe bombs or bomb threats to his house or any of his listed properties. I mean it! If you do any of these things you will be banned from podcasts forever. Thank you enjoy the show. Looking at rentals is really fun cuz real estate agents and property managers are some of the most redacted and oblivious people you have to trust with your livelihood. Recently I had scheduled to see a place and the guy no showed, no contact I messaged and emailed him multiple times and 3 days later he texted "apologies out of town." He then proceeds to try to reschedule immediately for the next day at 11am I say can we do 2pm he says no we can't let's do Monday 2pm I say okay Monday 2pm he says great I say great and then he says actually we can do tomorrow Friday 2pm i say perfect cool then Friday at 11am he says you must think we're crazy but we're actually just short-handed can you do monday 2pm and then i showed up today Monday at 2pm and the guy is 10 minutes late, I text the guy and he said "oh Philip's not there?" Philip the minion shows up within 1 minute of me texting, Philip says haha it's good thing our office is right around the corner and he points to a building literally right behind the rental and gives me the dorkiest fcking smile and I want to drown Philip in a puddle. We go to open the door and he doesn't have the right keypad code. I stand around in the rain for about 5 minutes while he calls and texts people and then he's like oh we can just try the other side of the duplex and I asked if the other side is the same layout and price and furnishings and he said no so I said no and so we sat in the rain for another 5 minutes and he finally gets the code and we go in. It looks like the last tenant had just left, all the lights and tvs are on and trash cans full, poop splatters on the toilet and it smells like cat piss. Despite this, I message the property manager that I am interested and would like to move forward with my application and he likes my message and says nothing else. $1400/month. a few years ago, a property manager was stunned that I requested to inspect the house before signing a legal document that said we conducted an inspection and told me I was the first person to ever do so. He addressed me as "Gay bro" in a text and it was never acknowledged $1754/month 440 sq feet #italiano #realestateagent #propertymanagement When you were investing in real estate, I studied the blade. When you were having open houses, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the bank in pursuit of equity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for rent. It's free! Real estate! We're giving you land! It's free. We're giving you a house. It's real estate. Free. It's a free house for you, Jim. This is free real estate! You gotta bring furniture, but the house is free! Two bedrooms, no rugs. It's free! You unlock the door to your free house, we got you the real estate! It's a two bedroom house, its free, its got a pool in the back. I'm not carrying this around all day! It's for your house! Free real estate, I'll pee my pants. Jim, come get your damn land. It's a free house! 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In this episode I talk to Cyriak Harris, known in the Doom community as Mouldy. He's the creator of Going Down, The Eye, and the recently released Overboard, as well as being a prominent animator for music videos and his own personal Youtube channel. We discuss Cyriak's penchant for micro detailing, how to make dynamic encounter design, and we touch on his surreal animation style.
Jupiter is going away for awhile! Bye Jupiter! In this episode, Amy talks about glitch pokemon, and Jupiter talks about the animations of Cyriak. Amy Terry (@pixelameart on twitter) Jupiter Morningstar (https://www.twitch.tv/jupitermorningstar) A Mushroom Station podcast (https://www.mushroomstation.net): https://www.patreon.com/mushroomstation https://www.twitter.com/mushroompods
Purchase our album picks on Bandcamp https://manybirthdays.bandcamp.com/album/black-mountain-blue-sea https://13yearcicadas.bandcamp.com/ or eMusic https://www.emusic.com/artist/rs_3624495/13-Year-Cicada Structure: The first album pick is an EP and the second is more of a comparison of two albums. (1:10) Robert's discovery of & history appreciating Many Birthdays & IUMA music hosting site (5:20) turning Japanese and then less so over their discography (12:24) RIYLs (w/ whom would we “lump” MB?) (17:20) “Black Mountain Blue Sea” EP thoughts (20:42) Robert's thoughts on Austin, TX (23:40) alternative explanations for MB's obscurity: the importance of record label support & full albums (30:35) MB's many genres and individual songs from the EP, comparisons to Mitchell Froom (35:37) MB's music videos in comparison to 13 Year Cicada (41:20) Album ratings for “Black Mountain Blue Sea” & Robert's thoughts on music reviews and “interesting failures” (48:38) transitioning to 13 Year Cicada with similarities between the groups (50:50) 13 Year Cicada's “00YES” introduction & Robert's introduction of the band (53:17) RIYLs & reaching for similar sounds to 13 Year Cicada, Robert compares to previous album “Totem Tongue” (57:05) Critics didn't get the album, “Ride” compared to The Shaggs, other individual tracks from “00YES” (1:01:26) Who is the audience for this audience? Lyrics to “Squirrel”, video for the new track “What Will You Be Wearing?”, thoughts on individual songs with that song as a bridge between the quiet and loud of their two albums. (1:11:06) Why DJ Poseur prefers “Totem Tongue” & Robert's preference for “00YES” friendly disagreement, their other music videos (1:13:52) Rating the two albums by 13 Year Cicada Many Birthdays RIYL: The Kills, Asobi Seksu, Deerhoof, Trans Am, Sonic Youth, Parts & Labor, IQU, the soundtrack to "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" for SNES, Love Psychedelico, Takako Minekawa & J-Rock generally 13 Year Cicada RIYL: Pharmakon, Shilpa Ray, The Low Budgets, experimental punk w/ fem. vocals, Animal Collective My favorite MB music video (for “Days Like Turtles”): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGxrhFljxF0 and one I call lo-fi Cyriak, “Minnawa”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xlt5CEZ9J8 A great, new music video for 13 Year Cicada's “What Will You Be Wearing”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HCuzpYB7-E Media on MB: https://www.sonicbids.com/band/manybirthdays/ ; https://www.facebook.com/manybirthdays Media reviews of “00Yes”: Fuze Magazine (Germany) https://www.ox-fanzine.de/review/13-year-cicada-00yes-117164 ; https://www.ox-fanzine.de/review/13-year-cicada-00yes-117164 Other media we mention: IUMA https://archive.org/details/iuma-archive http://www.theoctopusproject.com/ Mitchell Froom -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitchell_Froom Gram Rabbit https://gramrabbit.bandcamp.com/ (ok, maybe this connection is tenuous is best, but Gram Rabbit straddles country and electronica and occasionally punk, such as in this album) https://gramrabbit.bandcamp.com/album/music-to-start-a-cult-to Takako Minekawa https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takako_Minekawa
Gemma Creffield steps in for Eleanor Teasdale and welcomes authors Tyler Hayes (The Imaginary Corpse, Angry Robot, 2019) and Cyriak Harris (Horse Destroys the Universe, Unbound, 2019) to What the SFF?! Episode 4! Listen in as Gemma chats with Tyler and Cyriak about their books and writing processes, their favourite non-human narrators, and what might happen if a sentient horse and a stuffed toy triceratops detective crossed paths... Where you can buy the books: The Imaginary Corpse: Angry Robot | Barnes & Noble | Amazon | Waterstones Horse Destroys the Universe: Unbound | Amazon | Waterstones | Barnes and Noble Where you can find the authors: Tyler Hayes: Website | Twitter | Instagram Cyriak Harris: Website | Twitter | YouTube Read "Tank!" at Diabolical Plots
Welcome back to Falling Forward with Dan Le Sac! This weeks guest is an animation legend, Cyriak Harris. Even if you don’t know his name you’ve seen his work across the internet. We discuss plagiarism Vs inspiration, making a living from fun, and working for Mega Corps whilst living in a bedsit. Enjoy!If you're enjoying the show, please consider supporting this podcast over at https://www.patreon.com/danlesac See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Half Rez tickets on sale, Brograph Tour, Zima, Etch a Sketch Animator, GSG HDRI Skies, Smearballs new stuff, Cyriak’s new joint, Octane stuff, and Beeple’s People.
Adam speaks with David Gurwitz of Charles Nenner Associates. Find out more at https://bullseyebrief.com This episode was produced by Rob Schulte https://robkschulte.com
***Visit this post on Mindlessones.com for pictures and links pertaining to the stuff talked about in this podcast.*** NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO, NO NOT ME Well, this was a lot of fun. On May 11th 2017, Gary Lactus, The Beast Must Die and Lord Nuneaton Savage sat atop the Bishop’s Finger with a the finest fellows a bunch of pod bods could ever hope for. Small Press was the theme of the evening but first we started off with Tam Laniado leading a tribute to the recently rest-in-peaced Leo Baxendale. Proceedings proceeded with some rambling chat which covered such small press obscurities as Bum Child by Tim Leopard, OHM by an odd chap that John Bishop met at a convention many years ago, Fast Fiction, Meow by Cyriak and L.I.F.E. Brigade by the delusional genius C. A. Stormon. There was also talk of Viz and the indestructible Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles After a pleasant refill we decided it would be sensible to talk to the creators present. This meant John Riordan going on about Hitsville UK, Douglas Noble waffling on about Strip For Me and Gareth Hopkins guffing about Intercorstal. Luckily there’s some top top chat about daytime TV wine experts to liven things up. After a lovely singalong we turned off the recording devices and indulged in social activities which shall go unrecorded and spoken of in hushed tones as the years passed thus turning all present for this wonderful evening into legends.
Sometimes you have to give yourself weird challenges to get out of your comfortable habits. In this episode, I describe a technique I'm calling visual MIDI improvisation, where I draw in MIDI notes in a visually-pleasing arrangement, without any regard for what they sound like. I also share some techniques you can use to make a listenable track out of these sketches. This production lesson originally aired in Composer Quest episode 133 with Cyriak Harris. For more music production lessons and composer interviews, visit composerquest.com.
Cyriak Harris has wowed the internet with his weird YouTube animations, which often feature dancing, mutating animals, like his 34-million-views video "cows and cows and cows." But he's very rarely asked about his soundtracks, which are equally intricate and wild. In this episode of Composer Quest, I interview Cyriak about his composing methods and creativity tips.
CYRIAK: A brief journey through a world of spiders and the never-ending networks that bind their universe together.
The abridged story of life on earth, as told through the medium of walking fingers.