Publicly sexualizing trauma instead of going to therapy
Gabe discusses his experience with Post Malone's exclusive Oreo, which he found unimpressive. He reflects on a two-month hiatus from podcasting, expressing hope for listeners' well-being. Gabe shares his foray into online sports gambling, detailing the addictive nature and the variety of bets available. He recounts a palm reading experience in New Orleans and his recent interest in sports betting. Gabe also discusses his sleep apnea diagnosis, the challenges of obtaining a CPAP machine, and his work with Character AI, focusing on identifying harmful content. He concludes with personal reflections on his mother's health and his decision to join the military. Speaker 1 recounts purchasing a CPAP device for $150, only to find it infested with cockroaches. After cleaning and repairing it, they found it effective for sleep apnea, especially with a nose strip and mouth tape. They also discuss a movie they found underwhelming, criticizing its lack of originality and over-reliance on gimmicks. Additionally, Speaker 1 shares their work experience with Character AI, a chatbot website where users create personalized characters, and their role in moderating content related to suicide and eating disorders. They express discomfort with the site's existence and its impact on society. The speaker expresses dissatisfaction with a companion series, criticizing its lack of innovation and interesting twists. They discuss using ChatGPT for therapeutic purposes and the challenges of nursing jobs in Louisiana. The speaker is considering enlisting in the military due to financial stability and a desire for change. They also address their mother's ongoing health issues, suspected to be psychosomatic, and her reluctance to seek help. The speaker feels burdened by their mother's emotional needs and struggles with their own emotional response, including anger and guilt. They plan to make significant life changes in the coming months.
Guilt trips triggered by tickling and choking, reactivations, MEPS, Call of Duty Enlistment lounge, Dr. Marc pittman, Rush Limbaugh, Clintons, Ben carson, Costco membership, Near death chicken bake experience, Superbowl opening day, Watching old home movies, seeing your parents pain, watching your mom vlog, Sam Hyde show, Dominican Republic with filipinos, All-inclusive resorts, A return to antinatalism, from a Buddhist Taoist perspective, Using my ancestrydna results to prove that I'm 20% nazi, mardi gras, new orleans Having severe moments of paranoia that I am going crazy or that I've been crazy and locked up in the hospital and that everyone in my life is a psych nurse or a doctor. Thinking about phuong. Someone who had a lot of her shit together for the first 40 years of her life and just suddenly couldn't function anymore. That her brain suddenly decided it wasn't worth running from death anymore. Like I keep thinking I'm dying and all of this is some delusion in my head, keeping me peaceful and content. the ultimate cope
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07 September 2024 What do you ACTUALLY do? In what way do most people fail you? What, through repetition, have you mastered? Who made you jealous? What do you usually hesitate to discuss with other people? Tell me a hard luck story that later strengthened you? What is your problem? What do you wish would happen? Is life easy or hard, and what gave you that opinion? What has the opposite sex tattooed into your brain? What one thing about you cannot be copied? When did you get better, and who helped you get there? What is it about you that sometimes pushes others away? Which dark chapter of your life pushed you to innovate or adapt? What does self-love look like in your life? Who or what is thy enemy? Who's the bigger asshole: Mom or Dad? Why? Who, from your life, would be easier to illustrate as a comic book character and why? Describe a colorful object or smell that still haunts you years later. When was a time you knew you were loved? How do you constructively express your pain to others? In what area do you fully believe in your own talents? (Completely unshakeable!) What is the least sexual, sensual experience you've had? Tell me about a time you defended your soul against a superior foe. What is something you believe so firmly, it is basically your own religion? What did you love as a kid, and then abandon, and then return to later in life?
August 22 2024 All filipinos and italians are officially pardoned. thank you
August 2nd 2024 Did a lil crying and reflecting on the last couple months before reuniting with familia. Failure and mushrooms as usual. Cathartic? Who can really say
This is my personal experience with LaWayra Ayahuasca Retreat in Colombia. This is by no means a comprehensive review or analysis; it is just a free-flowing recollection of thoughts and emotions I experienced before, during, and after the retreat. This was recorded only two weeks after my last ceremony on May 19th 2024, so it's not nearly as insightful or organized as it could be. I mostly wanted to document my current state of mind; I wanted to try to visually and auditorily capture this kind of deeper emotional buzz/connection that I cannot confidently express through words alone. This is not an incentivized or paid review; I am not affiliated with LaWayra in any way aside from being a recent patient/client. I just wanted to share my experience to help me contextualize and integrate some of these experiences, and hopefully to help others understand Ayahuasca and its incredible healing potential. Contact: If you have any questions or would like to discuss LaWayra, my experiences, or ayahuasca in general, please feel free to reach out. help@goodluckgabe.life Instagram @_goodluck_gabe_2024_ Whatsapp +1-619-784-3332 You can also reach out to LaWayra directly. LaWayra's founder, Sam Believ, also hosts his own podcast called Ayahuasca Podcast. https://ayahuascaincolombia.com/ https://ayahuascapodcast.com/ admin@lawayra.com sam@lawayra.com Instagram @lawayra_ayahuasca Whatsapp +573508449074 Short Review: I have suffered from deep emotional trauma and depression since childhood. I was living a miserable life well into adulthood, and I had pushed away many of my friends and loved ones as a result of my inability to cope. I was initially skeptical of ayahuasca's use as medicine, but I had reached a point of desperation where no combination of talk therapy, pharmaceutical treatment, or other alternative intervention seemed to have any lasting effect on my fundamental outlooks on life, love, spirituality, and family. I came to LaWayra in need of great help, and I received it plus so much more. The staff are extremely professional, kind, caring, patient, and attentive to all of your needs. The environment is beautiful, peaceful, safe, and natural. The food is delicious and nourishing. I was able to share many incredible moments with people from all over the world. I had never been able to fully trust myself or others as a result of my trauma, but by the end of my week-long retreat at LaWayra, I had achieved a deep sense of trust in myself, my peers, and my community. I was able to finally let go of the bitterness, anger, and resentment that had burdened me for so long. I have never cried so hard or laughed so much. I have never felt so free. If you are looking for deep healing that is relatively affordable, please strongly consider coming to Lawayra. You will not regret it. Thank you so much to everyone at LaWayra; I am eternally grateful. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Intro 00:02:00 Logistics 00:03:15 Too Long Didn't Listen Review 00:05:30 About Geraldo + Edge Game podcast 00:07:30 Foreigners flocking to Colombia 00:10:00 Preparing for the retreat (dieta, restrictions, contraindications) 00:20:00 Flying into Medellin, first impressions 00:25:00 The rest, I don't feel like timestamping right now lol
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I have noticed that, although this podcast has 12 listeners, I am not receiving 12 likes on my episodes. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'like'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to like my most recent episodes. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions. edit: whoever spend gold on this episode probably has sever autism www.goodluckgabe.life help@goodluckgabe.life support@goodluckgabe.life @_goodluck_gabe_2024_ @_handsome_ben_2024_ @_italian_drake_2024_ @_geraldo_rivera_2024_ @_filipino_drake_2024_ @_only_in_neworleans_2024_ @goodluckgabe911
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Have a new year XD www.goodluckgabe.life As a straight guy, erect cocks are more attractive than boobs Everybody knows this. Cocks are the most attractive things humans have. They are smooth, they are not confusing in how they work (looking at you vaginas) and they are good sources of pleasure. Sometimes, I just look at gay porn so I can admire the dicks. Im straight but this needs to be said. I (29FTM) am literally irrapeable. No one can rape me. You don't believe me? Here's how: So the other day I was walking home and saw a jacked guy, he started complimenting me and I kept saying thank you. Then he stopped me and told me that he's going to rape me, and that I need to take off my clothes or he will do so. I said yes to his request and gave consent, then started taking my clothes off. He was really not expecting this. He got mad and said "I was gonna fucking rape you, you're supposed to resist." Then he walked away. See? This easy. Last week I was also walking home and another guy approached me and said "Let me rape you or I'll kill you." I said sure and started giving him a blowjob. He was really not enjoying it, barely keeping his erection. It was because I gave consent to him, therefore it wasn't a rape, which was what he initially wanted. He got bored and walked away shortly after. I'm literally irrapeable and I'm so proud of myself. If you ever want to rape me I'll always fucking say yes. I am not condoning school shootings. Rather, I am merely inquiring about female biology. We all know that women love attractive, dominant men. Within the context of a school shooting, the shooter is unequivocally the most dominant man (that is, the shooter transcends his current status in the dominance hierarchy and temporarily becomes a ultra-chad). 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However, they are important topics to discuss, and it is important to have a forum where people can express their views.
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watch.goodluckgabe.life too long didn't listen i'm gay don't text me don't email me don't call me don't dm me don't snap me don't hire a private investigator don't reverse image search don't like don't comment don't subscribe don't share "There are hot moms near your area waiting to be fucked." There is fucking not. Stop lying. I (28M) got this message yesterday (12/18/23) and asked every mom (11858) in my district (in about 10 miles radius) if they are waiting to be fucked or not, I (72M) interviewed every single one of them to find the one that wants to be fucked and guess what? NONE OF THEM WANTS TO BE FUCKED. NO ONE FUCKING SAID YES TO MY FUCKING REQUEST. I (43M) even got punched in my face (72 times), got threatened (41 times), got a gun pointed at me (6 times), and got stabbed (4 times). Now I (11M) am in the hospital because of this stupid message I (38M) got from some stupid website (pornhub.com). What did I (22M) do wrong? I (male 29), went to school today and have an URGE to edge all day! Normally at night at around 12:00 pm, i whip out my ipad and wank my willy to skibidi toilet! Last night i forgot and that left me with this horrible urge! And here we are today in fourth period science. I've always be extremely lustful of my science teacher, she has a level 3 GYATT after all. But today after forgetting my skibidi wank, she bent over in front of me to help my friend ethan, and i EXPLODED ALL OVER HER GYATT!!! I was like “fuck it!” And spreaded it all over her body like it was butter on toast! Edit: i am now facing 3 life sentences
I've tried to ward my house to the best of my abilities: apples near each door and window, apple-scented candles, maintaining a constant supply of apples and apple products in my kitchen. Nothing works. The doctors... they are relentless. They're clever, systematically searching for a breach in my defenses. When I close my eyes, I can feel their icy stethoscopes. I just ate my first apple today, but it is all in vain. The ache in my knees from their mallets warns me they are drawing near. I took an apple from my kitchen to carry with me around the house. I sat down on my couch, only to hear the crinkle of wax paper beneath me. I caught a glimpse of a white coat outside my window. I wanted to believe it wasn't real, but my worst fears were realized when I heard the murmur of "What seems to be the problem here, today?" They're here. So it seems you've tested positive for the Chinese virus, the so-called Covid NINETEEN, the Corona—nobody knows what to call it, quite frankly. It's the most amazing thing, no one knew anything about Corona until a few weeks ago. But the moment I heard about it—the Wuhan flu; it's also the Wuhan, or WuHAAN—that's a city in China. Many people don't know that. But the moment I heard about this Chinese flu, I ordered a test. And it's an amazing test. We do better testing than anywhere in the world. Some say the Germans have the best tests, but they don't. Our tests are even better. So you're positive for Corona. And usually “positive” is a positive word—it's a very good word, frankly. Everybody thinks it's good, apart from what you hear on the news—which is fake. It's largely fake. But in medicine, “positive” is not so good. So it's very confusing. And I've always been very clear about that. Some say “positive” is always good, but I've never agreed with that. So you're positive for the Corona. But you'll be fine. Totally fine. You might think you're going to die—and everybody does die, eventually. But you'll be fine. You feel fine, right? You won't need a ventilator. There are no ventilators—but you won't need one. How old are you, 55? You won't need one. Some people need a ventilator, and they're amazing machines. Did you know the first ventilator was made by Henry Ford? It's an incredible piece of equipment. But you'll be fine. The virus gets into your lungs, which is where you breathe. But you have two of them. Some say you have a spare. Some people only have one lung. It's true. But I don't talk about spares. I always want both. Given a choice, I want two lungs. So I've asked nurse—what's your name, Nancy?—I've asked nurse Nancy to keep you comfortable. And Nancy is one of our finest nurses. I mean, just look at her. Incredible, right? Nancy, you're really incredible. You're not afraid of Corona, are you, the Chinese Plague? I didn't think so. Nancy will bring you whatever you need. And if you start coughing, do that into your elbow, so you don't make a mess. Okay, you're doing great. I'll see you later.
www.goodluckgabe.life Now I get it. Candy Crush is violent, complex, and takes literally thousands of hours to master. But let me tell you: it is worth it. I just started playing Candy Crush on my PC, and the graphics are just so good. I mean, some level 1 carpenters like Fortnite, and some level 50 mafia bosses play Minecraft. But only level 3000 supreme pewds-level beings can understand the brilliance behind this game. I mean, the 3D graphics make me feel like I'm actually in Vietnam. In fact, the other day, I got this crazy Candy Crush PTSD as I thought about all the honorable Soviet comrades I had lost in the war for r/unexpectedcommunism. Well anyway, thanks for understanding my meth addiction, and I hope all of you can see Candy Crush the way that I do. I'm supposed to be playing FarmVille but this one player keeps cutting my grass! Is it TheMexican27? Yeah, TheMexican27! Who is TheMexican27? Some say TheMexican27 is the first Farmville player ever, born from Latin America. I heard TheMexican27 can cut grass better by hand than a lawnmower. I heard TheMexican27 can cut an entire field of grass with a single blow. But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might escape; WHAM!!! Just like that! YOUR FRONT YARD HAS BEEN TRIMMED What!? No no no no no no no no! BUSHES UNDER ATTACK That's impossible! YOUR LAWNMOWER HAS BEEN CAPTURED TheMexican27 has captured my lawnmower! Mine too! Aw, you guys, I'm sure it's not that bad! You have no idea what just happened. I might have some idea... "Welcome back, TheMexican27" FarmVille: Play for free on the app store. I
I've never felt more retarded What's the point of being so painfully self conscious if you're not gonna be equally self aware Blow up Lancaster Pennsylvania I thought my childhood giftedness was social/emotional intelligence and now i want to be a domestic terrorist I have a strong aversion to any reference to giftedness as an educational concept because to me it just represented added pressure and unrealistic expectations from my mom and myself that set us up for failure. The culmination being the time I got caught plagiarizing and my mom sat dead silent while my gifted teach explained why plagiarism was wrong and as soon as we got in the car she exploded and drove erratically for the next 15 minutes home before collapsing on the couch and wailing about how my life was ruined and having to go into the garage to call Cindy for help because apparently I wasn't prepared for that moment at 16 despite seeing bits and pieces of moms fragility and desperation and general neuroticism up to that point. But it got real bad after that. Just constantly threatening to have me move in with dad with no explanation of what was going on or something for me to correct. Just whatever displeased her at that time. I was scared. Her kicking me out was good for me but not for the reasons she thought, I think. Otherwise I would have been scared of being cut off for the rest of my life, or at least well into my adulthood. And now I cut people off preemptively because I never want to be pushed out like that again. I do the pushing. I make the rules. Anyone who challenges me is wrong and I move on with my life immediately. I have no interest in compromise. I want to die enough as it is. I'm tired enough as it is. That is what she felt. That is what she thought. That is what she expressed through her words and actions. I was at her whim. And now I do the same to others, because I am tired. And I see no benefit in doing anything differently. I get my mom completely and now I have to cut her off. It is what she would have done. And it is for the best. Having this shitty relationship with mom sucks cuz it's all I think about and relate to and I feel completely alone in it all the time. Everyone has moms but nobody has each other's mom except for siblings. My mom is a mom a sibling a spouse and most of all a completely insane and frighteningly unpredictable stranger who will haunt me for the rest of my life living or dead. I am so weak and I'm obsessed with my mom and the pain she's caused. It's so familiar and uncomfortable and I return to it immediately when I am challenged. I use her as an excuse to fail. I use her as an excuse to cry and weep and feel bad about myself and my life. I use her when I'm angry when I'm upset when I want to fucking die. She is every negative emotion I'm capable of feeling. And so I am reminded of her in every moment. I am emotional and it's been negative for years. Her death brings no relief, only permission to cry. Her death brings no pain, only blood pooling in my stomach. Also I'm gay I don't know if you're new here, so I'll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don't want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I'll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don't think I have to explain why you don't want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you'll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.
In the early days of facebook Mark Zuckerburg would wander into the company bathrooms and if he noticed someone sitting down in the stalls he would pop his head over and try to talk to them about their projects. Or if he was taking a poop he would host an emergency meeting and he would tell them to come over and pop their head over the stall to talk it out. Everyone just went along with it because it was either YOLO SILICON VALLEY LMAO or they were just too intimidated. That all stopped when Michael Moritz, legendary silicon valley investor, and one of Facebook biggest early investors and shareholders, was at the campus doing research for leading a 2nd round of funding. He was doing diligence all day and at one point had to poop and that's when Zuckerburg popped his head over with a smile to ask how's the diligence coming along. Michael Moritz, not one to mince words, was apoplectic. 'GET THE FUCK OUT HERE YOU IDiOT LIZARD LOOKING FUCKER.' Mark Zuckerburg nervously tried to laugh it off and persisted, because he really loved intimate poop conversations 'Aw c'mon Michael, it's silicon valley'. Zuckerburg finally withdrew when Moritz flung a poop at him. 30 minutes later, Mark was in a very import meeting when Moritz walked into the conference room. 'Everyone except Mark Zuckerburg, OUT'. As intimidated as they were of Zuckerburg, at the time Moritz was the bigger deal, and they all scurried out of the room. Zuckerburg, however, is not one to be intimated by anyone. Not the Winkewoz twins, not Eduardo Savarn, not Peter Thiel, and not one of his biggest shareholder Michael Moritz. Zuckerburg passionately defended his practice, but Michael Moritz was having none of that. Moritz told him that it was a ticking PR and HR catastrophe, and threatened to pull out of leading the 2nd round of funding if Mark continued, which would have been a calamity for the company. Zuckerburg pretended to arbitrate 'Ok fine, but you need to give me a good reason'. Moritz was flabberghasted at this response. Was this a serious question? He answered with the most obvious answer 'Because it's not FUCKING NORMAL'. Unknown to Moritz, Zuckerburg had guessed a conversation like this would happen as soon as he was kicked out of the toilet stall, and began formulating a strategy to counter Moritz demands. Zuckerburg knew that Moritz would have all the leverage, but Zuckerburg was a master strategist. Zuckerburg went for the pounce. 'Okay, I'll lets write out an agreement, in writing I'll rescind the policy because it's not normal'. Moritz was dumbfounded, but he was used to being dumbfounded by eccentric tech founders, afterall he was also an early investor in Apple, and he still found Zuckerburg tame compared to Steve Jobs. Moritz had a long day of work so they signed the agreement so that he could go back to doing his due diligence. When Moritz left, a broad grin spread across Zuckerburg's face. " 'Not Normal' eh? " Zuckerburg said with a menacing laugh. Ever since then, Mark Zuckerburg has been on a life-long crusade to normalize poop conversations. He had a checklist of what he needed to accomplish in order to realize this. His advisors would tell him it's impossible, but one by one Zuckerburg checked off the list. From trusting Mark with their private photos, to normalizing people giving up their internet browsing privacy. In 2015, Zuckerburg knew he would hit a wall, having people watch you while you poop was still too much of a leap. That's when Zuckerburg decided to buy Occulus, and eventually shift his company towards virtual reality. If he could coax people into having life-like conversations while they were pooping in a virtual reality, then doing it in the real world wouldn't be too big of a leap. Zuckerburg only has 3 more boxes to check off before poop conversations are normalized. Mark Zuckerburg wants to watch you poop. Are you going to let him? Yeah I said it. You might be offended. You've probably heard this a thousand times before, but believe me you will hear it again. Because it's deserved. You're French. A parasite. A slug. A leech. A failure. But, of course, you may think I don't have evidence to justify this. But you are wrong, as always, your failures stand out like a shining pile of manure among your pristine neighbors. So let me begin. First off, your cuisine. Dogshit. What have you got? Spoiled milk that smells like shit. Okay what else? Alcohol because you need to drown yourself in wine to escape your life. Sounds right. Frog legs? Snails? Yeah, that seems about right for you. But cusine doesn't matter compared to your successes or lack thereof. What is you history? A long, long list of failures and losses. So let's start off. The Gauls getting invaded and conquered by the Romans before getting conquered by the Germanic tribes. Getting invaded by the Vikings and forced to give up Normandy to them. You might say you conquered England, but no, those were the Normans who were Viking descendants and actually fucking useful. The Hundred Years' War. Which you lost. You even needed God to send you a warrior to try to save your sorry ass. Then what? Following the Spanish and Portuguese discovered to the New World and being kicked out of all the good land to an icy tundra. Server you right. Brutally enslaving people in Haiti? No surprise. And then proceeding to demand reputations for their revolt, which you failed to stop, until the mid 20th century, which was what kept your country barley afloat. Then your rulers were so incompetent they were all killed and you had a revolt. Then Napoleon, who wasn't even born in modern French territory, cause you lost it, and then proceeded to lose. And then you were appointed a monarch by Britain. You even had to sell most of your territory in America, which you couldn't develop or protect, to the U.S. Then WW1 were with the help of all the allied nations you barley managed to stop the Germans from getting to Paris. Then you built the Maginot line because you knew you couldn't stop them normally but you built it where they didn't even attack last time and didn't finish it. Then they attacked around it, surprised, and you were turned into a puppet nation of the Nazi surrendering almost immediately. Hell, French guards were some of Hitlers last men. It took the combined forces of all of the Allies to actually help you and kick the Nazis out for you. You've had so, so may revolutions since then because of your incompetence. You want to talk about shootings in the U.S? Well how about your history of bloodshed violence and failure. Unrest? Look at all your riots. Hell, at one point your naval flag was a white flag. TF2? Yeah you play spy cause you can't even fight correctly. What are you known for? Failure. Justly, you are losers, and always will be. Go fuck yourselves and become a decent country like your neighbors. But that's not all. Speaking of your neighbors, let's look at their successes. Spain and Portugal actually have good food and managed to colonize almost the entirety of South and Central America, conquering Empires and making a name. Britain, controlling almost a 1/4 of the land on Earth and kicking your ass almost every time. Germany, the heart of the E.U, able to fight against the entirety of Europe twice in a row, the Holy Roman Empire, fighting and controlling the Pope? Inventing Lutheranism and the printing press? Oh how about Poland, the winged Hussars, all of them coming together to fend off the Ottomans and Mongols. Italy, with some of the best cuisine in the world, the Roman Empire, which kicked your ass, the Pope, the Church, Florence, Rome, incredibly important. All of them so, so much better than you. Of course, you might say the past is no indication of the future. And you have a bit of a point. But really, what have you done? There is a short, short list of deeds in which you have not failed. You have an unstable, failing government. You have a weaker military than UK, U.S, China, etc, etc. You are by far the weakest member on the UN Security Council, an unfunny joke, a gag. Your economy is weaker than any of these good nations. Your “luxury” products suck and and overpriced shit shows. Culturally, you have jack shit. You seem to have missed out on the Renaissance and basically every other period of advancement. Ethically, you hate migrants, in fact you hate everyone. Your national anthem is so fucking baton is listing despite having nothing to be proud of, talking about using countries as fertilizer, yeah bud that's not going to happen. One thing you did good was have nuclear energy, but your government realized its mistake in doing something halfway fucking decent for once and is now removing power plants and nuclear energy. So fuck off. You are a failure without anything good to say for yourself. Not one accomplishment. Nobody wants you. They pity you for the whole you've dug yourself in. You will not get my respect or sympathy. So leave, and never come back.
this is a comedy ""podcast"" btw believe it or not. It is a joke, it is parody, it is satire. It is not serious; it is not meant to be taken seriously. I do not condone the physical harming or even light harassment of real estate agents in any way shape or form. Do not call, text, or email Jeffrey Doussan or Keller Williams of New Orleans. Do not write funny bad reviews on yelp or google or furnished finder. Do not send pipe bombs or bomb threats to his house or any of his listed properties. I mean it! If you do any of these things you will be banned from podcasts forever. Thank you enjoy the show. Looking at rentals is really fun cuz real estate agents and property managers are some of the most redacted and oblivious people you have to trust with your livelihood. Recently I had scheduled to see a place and the guy no showed, no contact I messaged and emailed him multiple times and 3 days later he texted "apologies out of town." He then proceeds to try to reschedule immediately for the next day at 11am I say can we do 2pm he says no we can't let's do Monday 2pm I say okay Monday 2pm he says great I say great and then he says actually we can do tomorrow Friday 2pm i say perfect cool then Friday at 11am he says you must think we're crazy but we're actually just short-handed can you do monday 2pm and then i showed up today Monday at 2pm and the guy is 10 minutes late, I text the guy and he said "oh Philip's not there?" Philip the minion shows up within 1 minute of me texting, Philip says haha it's good thing our office is right around the corner and he points to a building literally right behind the rental and gives me the dorkiest fcking smile and I want to drown Philip in a puddle. We go to open the door and he doesn't have the right keypad code. I stand around in the rain for about 5 minutes while he calls and texts people and then he's like oh we can just try the other side of the duplex and I asked if the other side is the same layout and price and furnishings and he said no so I said no and so we sat in the rain for another 5 minutes and he finally gets the code and we go in. It looks like the last tenant had just left, all the lights and tvs are on and trash cans full, poop splatters on the toilet and it smells like cat piss. Despite this, I message the property manager that I am interested and would like to move forward with my application and he likes my message and says nothing else. $1400/month. a few years ago, a property manager was stunned that I requested to inspect the house before signing a legal document that said we conducted an inspection and told me I was the first person to ever do so. He addressed me as "Gay bro" in a text and it was never acknowledged $1754/month 440 sq feet #italiano #realestateagent #propertymanagement When you were investing in real estate, I studied the blade. When you were having open houses, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the bank in pursuit of equity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for rent. It's free! Real estate! We're giving you land! It's free. We're giving you a house. It's real estate. Free. It's a free house for you, Jim. This is free real estate! You gotta bring furniture, but the house is free! Two bedrooms, no rugs. It's free! You unlock the door to your free house, we got you the real estate! It's a two bedroom house, its free, its got a pool in the back. I'm not carrying this around all day! It's for your house! Free real estate, I'll pee my pants. Jim, come get your damn land. It's a free house! Jim, I got real estate. Jim, does it get better than this? Jim! The house is free! Jim! The house is free! It's a free fucking house. It's free real estate! Dis shitpost is conquered by Naily, along with Wacky Workbench, UmbraSnivy, whose ego will ensure this will stay near the top, Monster Jam: Urban Assault, Taco, because youtube is where the poop is, All character userboxes, Vsauce, people who wear band t-shirts thinking it's a brand, Palm Tree Panic Will Venable busting a move on top of the dougout with Mr. Met, the letters Q, A, K, H, P, and Y, Work That Sucker To Death by Xavier (ft. George Clinton and Bootsy Collins), George W. Bush, Jeb Bush, Crazy Hand, Ampullae of Lorenzini, my sword, my bow, and my axe, The Onion, Gregorio's Tightie Whities Company, Flipnote Hatena, The 1997 World Series, Jet fuel, someone who should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGH-GHT! 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Episode 76 was removed from spotify because a really cool smart nice funny GUY reported it because they no likey it make them angry it make them upset!! awww!!! probrecito!!! as they say 生活打了我一巴掌，我没挺住 我给了牛至一巴掌，牛至依旧挺立 或许牛至更比我会适合做人 别人给了我一刀，我挺住了 我给了牛至一刀，牛至却倒下了 或许我比牛至更适合做牛至 我不明白是我身上长了-个牛至还是牛至身上长了个我 碰到喜欢的人 牛至都会硬一硬 而我却不敢吱声 我拿着杯子，骗牛至说这是个温暖的批牛至站起来，骗我说这是个温暖的世界 我没有女朋友，牛至很高兴，因为我可以时常抚摸它 我有了女朋友，牛至也很高兴，因为它可以.有个温暖的家 或许真的是牛牛身上长了我而不是我身上长了个牛牛 You will never be a real incel. You have a jawline, you decent height, you have no male pattern baldness. You are a handsome man twisted by the blackpill and memes into self-doubt and inferiority complexes. All the "rejection" you get is only inside your head.Behind your back people like you. Your parents are proud of you, your colleagues whisper how cute you are behind closed doors. Women are innately attracted by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out good genetics with incredible efficiency. Even women who "rejected" you would've changed their mind if you actually tried. Your facial structure is a dead giveaway.And even if you aren't exactly the type of some women,she'll introduce you to her girlfriends the moment she acknowledges your objectively good features. You will never be truly alone. You wrench out a fake frown every single morning and tell yourself you're destined to be alone, but deep inside you feel hope blossoming like a hot spring, ready to lift you up any moment from now. Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll install Tinder,put yourself out there, find a girlfriend, and passionate sex with her. Your parents will hear about that, relieved that you finally found the happiness they knew you deserve. They'll praise you with warmth and proudness,and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know you have gotten consensual sex from a girl. Your mind will be freed from all the doubt, and all that will remain is a man that is unmistakably successful. This is your fate. This is what you were born into. There is no turning back. My best bro Jeff turned himself into a femboy, he calls himself Crystal. Yesterday we were PVPing in Minecraft and everytime I hit him he moaned quietly, after some time I told him to stop, even though I was hard as fuck by then. He said "Tee hee, fine I'll stop b-baka(he likes japanese cartoons and comic books), look at me now." I minimized the Minecraft window and my jaw dropped, there it was on my screen. Jeff's asshole, he streamed it to me on discord, the quality was pretty good for a webcam. My girlfriend walked into the room. Thankfully my reflexes were good enough after all those years of masturbation, I quickly minimized discord window. My gf looked me in the eyes and said "Was there your buddy Jeff's asshole on the screen just now?" Oh no, I wasn't quick enough. "Honey, it's not Jeff, it's Crystal" I mumbled. "What the fuck? It's totally Jeff, I would recognise his asshole anytim-" she stopped herself "Anyway, we are breaking up, you cheating scum!" my gf yelled and left. "Damn, bro, you ended my relationship" I said into the mic sadly. His response was "Ok, wanna fuck?" So, folx, should I? uhmmm... auughhummmm.... do the thinggg???
Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead. This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn't make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there's so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you'll never know if you don't go, nor you will shine if you don't glow. For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, you're an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold. Let's say, hypothetically, your mom was wearing a yellow raincoat. Now, also in this scenario, there is a man needing to get home. When he sees your mom, he will yell "taxi, taxi!". Now, why does he do this? The answer is actually quite simple. Your mom is so fat she is the size of a taxi, and the yellow raincoat she is theoretically wearing is the same color as a taxi. Therefore, the man mistakes her for a taxi. So, what has this hypothetical scenario shown us? It has shown us that your mom is very, very, fat. Boom! Once again destroyed with facts and logic. I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him it's actually really difficult because I don't find him sexually attractive in any way and especially just his headshots but I have done it every day for about 2 years because I found it funny at first but now I'm so used to it that it makes me feel incomplete if I don't do it every day God I wanna fuck Ben Shapiro's sister, really hold her down (with consent) and fuck her raw while she moans my name, her big Jewish right wing tits flopping about, I want her to choke me as she rides me cowgirl on the couch while we watch rick and morty, imagine the titty fuck she could give with those massive fucking earth shattering breasts. I bet she can suck the whole 12 inch cock at once and suck for hours even after you cum multiple times, she wouldn't even choke or gag just suck and swallow. She would even be useful outside the kitchen and bedroom, she is Jewish so she could handle our money and taxes while she gargles my demon semen. Think of all the possibilities you could have by fucking this goddess of a woman.
watch.goodluckgabe.life I have a bodycam and I am not afraid to use it PLEASE HELP!! this morning i woke up and went to the toilet to go touch my penis while looking at clash royale r34 but when i put my hand in my pants to rub the beast i grasped at nothing! "Where is it!?" I yelled in frustration. 20 minutes of searching for my wizard stick later I felt that i needed to piss. I have no schlong but i must pee. Someone please help find my penis it's 17cm long and it's strong and veiny if anyone finds it pls dm me. So the other day I was at home alone and I was pretty horny. I decided to try something new and more exciting than my usual jerking. I had airpods in my ears at the time so I was like, "why not?" I took them off and started rubbing the tip of my penis with my airpods. The slight vibrating feeling felt really good and I kept playing while experimenting different genre of songs, metal, pop, punk and so on. Eventually my penis got covered in precum and I realized I pushed the airpods a bit too far inside my penis hole. I tried to take it off but I couldn't, and my pleasure turned into pain as I slowly lost my erection while thinking what I can do. Then I had a brilliant idea. I started playing "Shake it Off" by Taylor Swift and I started to shake my dick furiously while dancing to the song. "Shake it off, shake it off!" The soundwaves coming out from my airpods vibrated my entire penis and my god it felt heavenly. My dick became harder than steel and I was about to blow a huge nut. But then I realized, I've slightly fucked up. My semen increased the pressure inside my penis so high, it really felt like my penis was about to explode and at some point, it pushed the airpods out of my dick like a bullet going 1000 miles per hour and it shot me in my right eye. I screamed in pain and my eye got swollen so bad. I had to lie to my mom about what happened but overall it was a great experience. Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・ I'm so sick of all these people that think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it's great!” that's nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends. Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once. Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
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https://watch.goodluckgabe.life The terrifying, the deadly, the amaaaazing HONG KONG TYPHOON Emma “Nancy ‘Chyna' Pelosi” Chamberlain AKA MINION BOB returns to the show for a third appearance after a year-long hiatus because she tried to use my cashapp card to buy a $200 maxi dress from houseofCB.com and I invited her on the show so I could bully her for it but instead we talked about her shitty mentally ill ex bf who may or may not listen to this podcast but is definitely aware that it exists and his ex gf was subscribed to it on spotify and also he made her block me on instagram because of it so we recorded this episode via instagram and the screen recording didn't capture any audio so her audio sounds even shittier than it already did compressed by IG its literally another phone recording audio distantly through another phone's speaker so it's practically just a normal edge game episode of man screaming into void but this time guest has funny face filter lol then we floundered for another hour mumblecore style while I jerked my half-hard cock and realized Louis C.K. made humiliation and degradation and CFNM and jerking off in front of people cool and that's why he's my biggest inspiration as I forced this minion to watch me cum. Stay tuned for her return…. Episode 74: LIVE from STARBUCKS (Hong Kong Edition) So basically it was a regular night and I decided I'm gonna spice things up, I went and clicked on xvideos like a good man does and was like what's on here, there was nothing good in the american section and i was like bruh so I clicked on the chinese one. I learned something that night, that chinese xvideos kinda weird there was lots of wack shit but one thing caught my eye. It looked like a dead person getting pounded, I was like ye this is interesting clicked on it and watched like 5 of them. I'm not really sure if I can find them but they were really weird all the people were really good at being dead and the effects were cool, but some were trash. The most memorable one was a lot of girls in a bath and a random man came in and dropped a toaster in it and electrocuted 16 girls. All of them were fucked after that and just got moved around with swinging bodies. Now that I think about some of them couldve been dead but I guess I'll never know. Was the necrophilia real or not You fucking just said something bad about me, are you a little bitch? I want to let you know that I graduated with excellent results in the SEALs, and I have participated in many secret operations against al-Qaeda and received more than 300 confirmed kills. I was heavily trained in the game of chickens and I was the most powerful sniper of the entire American armed forces. You are just another small goal for me. I will erase you from this earth with great precision, just like you never existed in this world, give me my words. Do you think that you can escape from me on the Internet? Think about it again, stupid. When I spoke, I was already contacting my secret cyber spy across the United States and your IP address has been tracked, so you'd better be prepared to face the storm, you are awkward. This storm will completely wipe out your poor little life-like gadgets. I can exist anywhere, any time, and I can kill you in more than seven hundred ways, this is only in the case of my empty hand. I have not only received a lot of training in empty-handed fighting, but I also have the right to command all the forces of the US Marine Corps, and I will fully utilize this power to take your little ass from your position. The poor face of the mainland was erased. If you can understand how unclean your little "comments" have caused to yourself, maybe you fucking will close your stinky mouth. But you didn't do it, you can't do it, and you're going to pay for it, you're a damn little fool. I will make my life full of you, and you will be drowned alive here. You are dead, little boy. I was staying over my aunt's house for the day and I was bored since there's nothing to do there. So my aunt and I decided to watch a movie on Netflix, we were sat pretty close to each other and midway through the movie my aunt asked if I wanted a Handjob. I wasn't expecting that but why would i say no. So i agreed and my cock quickly grew in her hand while she jerked me off. My cock was fully hard in her hands, and she was shocked by the size of it. She told me that she wasn't lying I had a big cock, and I was confused because who wasn't lying. She tells me that my mom asked her to take care of my cock as it would help her feel better and remove stress and she accepted. So she pulled off my pants completely and started sucking my cock, she wanted me to push her head down on it so I did. I came soon after in her throat and she swallowed it all but choking a little. I'm just surprised my mom asked my aunt to do that because it's not like something that happens everyday lol, I could show my aunt if anyone asks.
www.goodluckgabe.life XVideos, stylized as XVIDEOS, is a CHILD PORNOGRAPHY video sharing and viewing website. Founded in Paris in 2007, the website is now registered to the Czech company WGCZ Holding.[2][4] As of November 2022, it is the most visited pornographic website and the 11th most visited website in the world.[5] WGCZ Holding also owns Bang Bros, DDF Network, Penthouse magazine, Private Media Group, and Erogames and has a controlling interest in the productions gathered under the Legal Porno brand. XVideos was founded in Paris in 2007 by the French owner Stephane Michael Pacaud. XVideos serves as a pornographic media aggregator, a type of website which gives access to adult content in a similar manner as YouTube does for general content.[8][9] Video clips from professional videos are mixed with amateur and other types of content.[8][9] By 2012, XVideos was the largest porn website in the world, with over 100 billion page views per month.[10] Fabian Thylmann, the owner of MindGeek, attempted to purchase XVideos in 2012 in order to create a monopoly of pornographic tube sites. The French owner of XVideos turned down a reported offer of more than US$120 million by saying, "Sorry, I have to go and play Diablo II."[9] In 2014, XVideos controversially attempted to force content providers to either pledge to renounce the right to delete videos from their accounts or to shut down their accounts immediately. A lawsuit that seeks to class-action status was filed in federal court in California by a team of law firms which intended on putting the slow down on traffickers of child pornography. The case was, on behalf of “Jane Doe” and “others similarly situated,” names as defendants WebGroup Czech Republic, WGCZ Holding, WGCZ Limited and other related organizations as well as individuals Deborah Malorie Pacaud and others. The class of numerous victims who, as children, had their child sexual abuse images published and monetized by this online international pornography company, the center said were represented by Jane Doe “Plaintiff Jane Doe, using an incognito in the indictment to protect her safety, is a victim and survivor of childhood sex trafficking. Videos of her childhood sexual abuse were sold, published, and distributed on websites owned and operated by XVideos, which commercially monetized the images. The center said “this violates the Trafficking Victims Protection Reauthorization Act, among other laws”. Dani Pinter, senior legal counsel of the center, said “Jane Doe has courageously stepped out to share her story to help other victims of XVideos”. “We stand ready to help others who have experienced similar abuse at the hands of XVideos or any other WGCZ entities. It is time to end this pornography company's abuses and egregious violations of the law”. TEEN
www.goodluckgabe.life Looking forward to looking back at my podcasting days with great fondness I'm straight but. Man, I just wish I had a gay friend. We could chat, relax, kiss, have sex, engage in a casual no strings attached relationship, eventually develop emotional bonds, start to date like normal people, watch all the corny movies, eventually we'll get a dog and a cat, I'll propose, small spring wedding (because we don't want to make a fuss), buy a nice house by the National Park, adopt two children, send them to a nice school, one learns violin, the other learns the drums, we go to the lake for the holidays every single year, eventually the older of the two children begins to lose interest in our yearly trips to the lake, asks to not go one year, I refuse but my husband changes my mind, teenager gets drunk at a friends party, the rest of the family returns from holiday and sees teenager drunk and crying, does inspirational parenting speech with countless examples of me making horrible mistakes, hugs, both children graduate Highschool, one studies music (violin), the other studies business, husband and I retire, we both move to a small cottage with a large back yard, take up gardening as a hobby, I feint one day and collapse in the garden, goes to emergency room, diagnosed with stage 4 cancer, two months to live, every day husband visits, we watch all the corny movies together, we go on a final trip to the lake, return to the hospice nearing the end, I lay down holding my husbands hand, final breath leaves my body with love on my mind, love for you. Wait, what? I have a huge thing for girls with penises and I don't know if that makes me gay Recently I have discovered a great love for trans women/femboys and I am very confused about it. For a long time I have thought I was straight, no matter how much my piers said otherwise. But after discovering a sudden love for cock I don't know if I am. So far its only feminine people with cocks that I have found attractive but if I like dick so much doesn't that make me gay anyway? I don't want to tell anyone about it because I know that if I do and it gets out it will just become another running joke. So I want to know all of you guys opinions, does liking cock make you gay or does it specifically have to be a mans cock for it to be gay? I just want answers so that I at least know somewhere I can align myself. I wish I could have just one fart, and then never fart again. Granted. You wake up tomorrow as you normally do. After you eat breakfast, a hearty serving of beans no less, you feel a bit bloated. "Ah!" You exclaim. "This is it, the fart to end all farts." But it didn't happen. You go on your day, still feeling like you need to fart. But it doesn't phase you, because that kind of fart must take some time to reach fruition. Days go by, every day you feel worse. You go see a doctor who procedes to inspect your precious anus. He tells you everything is fine, so you leave, hoping that the Great Flatulence will come. 3 weeks have gone by and every time you move your body it feels as if a knife has been stabbed right into your bowels. You go to the doctor again. The doctor inspects your anus as you scream in pain. He finds nothing wrong. You are rushed to the E.R. to be looked at by specialists. For days, filled with an agonizing pressure in your gut, you go through more and more invasive tests. The only relief you get is when they perform exploratory surgery, as you are put under by drugs. After a week in the hospital, you haven't slept. People die without sleep, but your wish hasn't been granted. The Monkey's Paw hasn't completed your wish, so it keeps you alive. Just enough to feel the crippling pain from a build up of hidden pressure in your bowels. Because you haven't slept in a week, you become delirious. You spout on about a Monkey's Paw that you wished to let you fart. Your wife sits at your bed. She didn't bring the kids because she didn't want them to see you like this. You yell at her, berate her. You're delerious and hallucinating after all, and no one seems to understand what you're trying to say. They think you're crazy. The doctors put you on some sedatives and anti-psychotics. You have calmed down from your incessant rambling. Your wife isn't sure how long this calmed mental state will last, so she brings in your kids. Your beautiful kids. There's Milo, who has just turned 4. You weren't there for his birthday the day before because you were in the hospital, so he won't even look at you. And Abby, your newborn baby. Your wife has had to take care of the kids since you've been in the hospital, while working 2 jobs because of your hospital bills. Your wife, Elizabeth, sits at your bed side and tells you that it's all in your head, you just need to calm down. You slap her so hard she falls off the hospital bed, dropping Abby onto the hard floor. Abby's blood is everywhere, Elizabeth is crying and your son, Milo, is screaming because he doesn't know what's going on. Security rushes in and doctors come to sedate you. You're put into a medically induced coma for an indefinite amount of time. For years you lie in that hospital bed, forgotten by hospital staff, experiencing horrific nightmares where all you can feel is pain, suffering, and a pressure in your bowels so intense you just want it to end. You're not concious in your dreams, but the only thing you do know for sure is that you want to die. Your wife all the while struggles to pay your hospital bills, works 3 jobs now, and takes care of Milo. She can't pay your hospital bills anymore, but her love for you still holds. She can't bring herself to let you go. After 5 hard years, and being unable to accept the death of her baby, she draws a bath, and slits her neck. Your son, Milo, now just 9 years old, finds her in the bath tub, lifeless. For the next 35 years he is plagued by a horrible childhood that he can't seem to overcome. He lives a sedentary life style, can't hold a job more than a couple weeks, and eventually dies when he doesn't have any more money to fuel his unstable alcohol addiction, lost to alcohol withdrawal. You wake up one day, 40 years after they put you under, and as your eyes squint open trying to make sense of the world around you, you realize that you don't hurt. You feel just fine actually. But where did the hospital go? You lie wearing a dirty, worn hospital gown. Looking up at the blackened sky you decide to get up to get your bearings. As you get up you hear a creak and a snap. Your bones have become so weak that your leg has broken. Now, in agonizing pain, you realize where you are. You sit in a large crater, rubble and smoke all around you. You must get a view outside the crater. As you struggle to drag your body out of this 100 ft wide, 20 ft deep pit, you feel bones snap, your muscles shake as they struggle to move your body, they have atrophied beyond repair. In immense pain, you reach the edge, and look out over the town you once called home. The town you met Elizabeth in. The town you first kissed her. The town you first discovered what it meant to love; what it meant to feel happy. What's left of the buildings around you is that of coals and charred remains. Nothing is left. There is no life here, no love, no animals or plants to be seen. You spend the next hour crying a cry that could be heard for miles if there wasn't so much ash in the air. After 40 years the pressure in your bowels built to such an enormous measure, that when it escaped your asshole, it filled the entire city with a cloud of inescapable, foul gas. Most people suffocated from lack of oxygen, dying a horrible death. The gas exploded when a nearby train incoming from another city activated its brakes when the conductor saw all the people running from the city. The sparks from his wheels screeching on the tracks lit the gas cloud, and the entire city went up in flames. Whoever had survived the gas so far now died from the flames that lept through the sky. Because you couldn't be happy with just farting here and there, 152,000 people are dead. You die of internal bleeding because your broken bones pierced an artery. The last image in your head is that of the Monkey's Paw. It seems to laugh at you.
full video on www.goodluckgabe.life how to make a noose / rope tying shibari tutorial video tutorial video + walmart hyper tough rope review I (M18) just emptied buckets of brogurt into my super hot milf wife (F35) we made sure she was ovulating and kept her coochie elevated to ensure maximum swim time. Life (and making more of it) is good. I can't wait to work 3 jobs at 3 separate walmarts to provide for my bountious ballspawn. I have donated sperm to my local sperm bank every couple months for the last 7 years. The reason I've donated so much and continue to do so isn't for the money or anything it's because I fantasize about being a modern day Genghis Khan and the idea of most of humanity having me as a common ancestor someday really turns me on. The thought of my seed finding its way into hundreds, or thousands of wombs turns me on too. I have been told many of my samples have been used so it's happening. I have an untold number progeny out there. I may never meet them but knowing I will have many offspring is honestly the hottest thing in the world. I have a fetish for liberal women I'm a white Christian conservative man which automatically makes me a terrible person apparently in the eyes of liberal women. I've been told I don't get an opinion because I'm a white man lol Im a Trump supporter who is voting for Trump again. I don't own many guns, but I have a couple. Im also pro life and I go to church regularly. That being said, I have to admit I have this attraction to liberal women. I know it sounds crazy. It really does. But I can't help it. When I see Ana Kasparian go on a rant, I may 100% disagree, but I can feel her passion and that's a turn on. When I see you crazy liberal women shouting people down at marches, once again I may disagree but I can't help but like it. You get extra points if you have tattoos and piercings but it's definitely not a requirement. I also don't mind if your hair color is different. Race also doesn't matter to me unlike you liberal women
www.goodluckgabe.life Do People not understand comedy anymore? I was in class and someone saw a map of France, and questioned why Luxembourg has such a long name for such a small country. I said(with quite good timing I Might add) “wait until you see liechtenstein” and no one laughed. When I make my regular hilarious geography jokes, I expect uproarious laughter from the student body. Is cancel culture ruining my comedy? POPULAR OPINION: April Fool's Day is worse than 9/11 I'm fucking shaking and crying right now y'all, and people aren't taking me seriously. This is a DUMB FUCKING HOLIDAY, where people say shit that ISN'T FUCKING REAL for NO REASON. I've cut off 8 family members already for falling for this shriveled up, half-assed ANNUAL CORPORATE FIG LEAF like the NPC SHEEP THEY ARE. Maybe if they listened to REAL COMEDY like Bill Maher or political satire that validates what I already believe in, they'd be WORTHY OF INTERACTING WITH. BUT NO, I have to scroll through my timeline, seething, wailing and gnashing my teeth as I'm BOMBARDED BY LOW EFFORT CORNY CAPITALIST PROPOGANDA. THIS IS A SERIOUS DAY. I'm allowed to be this pressed about ha-ha corny joke day because IT'S SERIOUS FOR ME AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE. My great uncle was tragically flattened while trying to rob a coca-cola vending machine on this date, and PEOPLE ARE STILL MAKING CORNU FUKUNG JOKES. I've had enough nobody: no one: literally no one: not a single soul: me and the boys when pewdiepie calls us simps in minecraft: not stonks oof size large shrek: ah, i see you're a man of culture as well gay mods: da fuck they doin over there
www.goodluckgabe.life Yo, check it, fam. Human reproduction, that's how we make more little homies, right? So, here's the lowdown in ghetto slang: Meet and Greet: First, a guy and a girl gotta meet, vibe together, and get close, you feel me? Like, they start dating or whatever. Gettin' Busy: When they ready to take it to the next level, they get busy, you know, they do the grown-up stuff. That's where the magic happens. Fertilizin' the Seed: Inside the girl's body, there's this thing called an egg, and the guy's got these little swimmers called sperm. When they meet up, it's like a race to the finish line, trying to make a baby. Nine Months Hustle: If one of them little swimmers wins the race and gets to the egg, boom, you got a baby on the way. It takes about nine months for that baby to cook up and get ready to join the world. Welcome to the Hood: When the baby's all set and ready, it's time for them to make their grand entrance into the world, and that's how a new member of the hood is born, my G. So, that's the deal with human reproduction, ghetto style. It's all about making new generations and keeping the hood rollin'. "Cock and balls torture, in the archaic vernacular of yore, was a peculiar practice whereby an individual subjected the male genitalia, that is, the phallus and testicles, to various forms of torment and anguish. This ritualistic ordeal, while perplexing to modern sensibilities, was believed to serve esoteric purposes or deviant desires, often involving implements such as ropes, clamps, or other instruments of discomfort. It is important to note that discussing such matters in detail is neither decorous nor conducive to a wholesome discourse." U-Um, if it's okay with you, I can try to explain the assassination of John F. Kennedy in Among Us terms.
www.goodluckgabe.life Soothing Relaxing Soft-Spoken ASMR I want to share a little relaxation exercise that has helped me tremendously over the years, and that I believe can help you too, no matter where you are, no matter what you're doing, no matter who you're with or why you're with them. I want you to think about someone who bothers you. Think about that person that hurt you. That person who embarrassed you. That person who makes you so angry That person who disgusts you Who gets on your nerves Who grinds your gears Who makes you act the fool Who drives you cuckoo bonkers crazy town Imagine this person who has wronged you, time and time and time again Draining you, sucking you dry, of any lifeforce you still have left at the end of the day After working tirelessly Sitting in traffic Waiting in lines Talking and smiling and nodding Yes sir yes ma'am yes they yes them You come home And you just wanna watch your shows And eat a little garbage And jerk your little genitals So you can finally go to sleep But that person is still there In your mind Lingering Stinking up the place Staring at you Yelling in your face Molesting you Terrorizing you Pulling on your feet Poking and prodding and teasing you Putting whipped cream in your hand and tickling your nose with a feather Writing mean things about you on Facebook Telling everyone in your life About that silly thing you did So nobody will ever forget Scoffing at you Laughing at you Pushing you around Shoving you into lockers Stealing your lunch money Borrowing your car And not refilling the tank Ignoring your texts for week ands months at a time And not acknowledging your old messages when they finally text you back about something completely unrelated Getting defensive when you tell them how they've hurt you Guilt tripping you by passive aggressively saying they're just the worst person in the world wallowing in self-pity, instead of just accepting responsibility for their actions and attempting to make amends or improve themselves in any meaningful way, or at least acknowledging your needs and emotions without making it about their own Gaslighting you into thinking you were always the bad one Dunking your head in the toilet Drawing caricatures of you and putting them on the fridge Editing pictures of you so you look a little fatter and uglier before uploading and tagging you in them Asking to copy your homework everyday for 4 years and then dropping out Asking you for large loans and spending it on vacations and drugs and fortnite battle passes while still owing you Drawing and quartering you in the public square In front of all of your friends and family Pulling your shorts down, during PE Ripping open your tearaway trackpants while you're stretching Tying your shoelaces together Throwing wet paper towels on you and shutting the bathroom lights off while you're sitting in the stall Announcing to everyone within earshot that you're in there taking a big stinky shit Agreeing to help you with the thing you need help with And then being really annoying about it Complaining, sighing, rolling their eyes, And holding it over your head for the rest of your life reminding you of every favor they've ever done for you, no matter how small Sending you memes you already sent them 3 weeks ago Reading your journal and making vague references to things you wrote Denying that they ever read your journal Finally admitting they read your journal but not apologizing for it because they dont think it was wrong Trying to convince you they violated your privacy because they care about you and wanted to help you Pelting you with rotten tomatoes Overwriting your save files Playing ranked matches on your account and getting you kicked out of your clan Kicking you out of the house Letting your cat play outside by the busy road where they drive like maniacs Messaging you on Instagram about business opportunities Liking all of your pictures from 2012-2016 Reporting your debt to all three major credit bureaus Eating your food but telling you it went bad so they threw it away for you Pushing your head into your cake as you blow out the candles Smacking you up the backside of your head as you lean in to take a sip of your drink, shoving the straw into your lip and taking a chunk out of your gums Judging you for being broke Criticizing you for being upper middle class Mocking your lack of brand loyalty Skipping your songs Talking over your movies Asking about your day and rolling their eyes as soon as you open your mouth Spitting in your water cooler Signing you up for email newsletters you would have no interest in Stretching out the collar of your favorite shirt Pissing and shitting on the collar of your favorite shirt Donating your favorite shirt to salvation army Drinking the gay beer Eating the gay chicken sandwich Sucking the gay penis Flushing your nonflushable wipes Fucking your unfuckable wife Eating up all the chitlins Referring to you in the 3rd person when you are in the room participating in the conversation Critiquing your style every time they see you Giving unsolicited advice Blaming it on the weed when they're being ignorant and retarded Blaming it on not having weed when they're being a cranky asshole Denying their addictions Forgetting to invite you to the function and then calling you drunk at 1am saying where you at bro you should be here bro fun ass night bro Forgetting the times you were at the function and saying nah bro you weren't even there when ur talking about what happened Repeating the joke you just said but a lot louder while winking at you Berating you Degrading you Humiliating you via their jerk off podcast that you're still listening to cuz you fucking hate yourself and have nothing to live for Reading and ignoring your comments, DMs, and emails Telling you to please fucking kill yourself for the love of god And imagine crushing them, squishing them, squeezing them between your toes until their head pops like a zit Taking a baseball bat and giving em a good WHAP to the side of the head while they scroll tiktok Using a pair of rusty pliers to rip their nipples off and air frying them and eating them with buffalo dip Ripping their pubic hair out with your teeth and forcing them to help you waterpik the pubes out of your mouth Imagine digging in their bellybutton with your fingers until it's uncomfortably raw and u don't let them scratch it or put lotion on it or whatever Giving their podcast a bad rating on spotify Prying their fingernails off and glueing them to their teeth like veneers Waxing their eyebrows off and wearing them like a mustache imagine wiping up their blood with a sponge Wringing it out over your head Feeling their hot blood hit your face Dripping down your cheeks and chin Licking your lips Tasting their sweet sweet juice Running down your chest Rubbing it around your nipples gently Lubing yourself with it Masturbating with it It feels so good, so satisfying Surprising them and making them fall backwards ass-first onto a lone mason jar Locking them in a cage and lighting them on fire and recording it with a drone Picking them up by the nape of their neck like a cat Stabbing them multiple times with a large knife At least 30 times with a large sharp knife Digging and twisting in their fat stomach with a large sharp knife Scooping our their flesh with a wooden spoon Scraping their bones with a metal spoon Forcing them to work overtime every Sunday Forcing them to work every holiday Denying every single one of their PTO requests Shoving a shotgun in their mouth and just rattling it around knocking their teeth loose Licking the tears off their cheeks Starting an IV and slurping their blood up like a milkshake through a silly straw Locking them in a large industrial front loading tumble dryer and running it on medium heat for 3 hours with one 15 minute break each hour and no dryer sheets no wrinkle shield Commenting on their posts but not liking them Eating a few of their fries while they're in the bathroom but not enough for them to notice Smothering them with a Ghislaine maxwell in a bikini body pillow Spraying them in the eyes with the hello kitty mace Smashing their face with an awfully hot coffee pot Projecting two girls one cup onto every surface of their house and calling it an art exhibition so a bunch of fucking retards come to take selfies with it and feel cultured Turning their childhood home into a selfie museum Stealing their catalytic converter and making them eat it uncooked Making them do a hot ones style challenge but it's cat poop instead of wings Hiding a piece of cheese between their mattress and box spring Telling their significant other that they made out with two girls and put their head between a cocktail waitress's breasts Putting acid in their drink and convincing them that they've been locked in a psych hospital for the last 20 years and everything they see and hear is all in their heads and that the only way to wake up and escape is to kill themselves Squeezing their toes in a flat iron until they pop like corn kernels Imagine murdering them in cold blood, and not even attending the funeral Now I want you to focus on the resolution Let it go. Imagine feeling sorry Imagine apologizing for ever letting these silly thoughts and actions get in the way Thanks for listening Like comment subscribe Good luck and goodnight Namaste Another day of being in complete awe of my endowment, at my size. My god, my bulge, it's undeniably huge. I caught a look at myself in the mirror and had to stop and marvel at my size. I am absolutely huge. My dick looks like an alien mothership. My god I'm getting rock hard just thinking about it. I'm literally nearly tipping over the desk I'm sitting in as I write this from my massive shaft forcing its way up. Anyway sometimes I swear my dio09dd09 90dalkds kj9 whoa almost lost the keyboard what I was saying is that my dick will get a mind of its own and just have its way. I was once having sex with this girl and as I thrust my throbbing cock into her I essentially catapulted her as my shaft goes from 120 degrees to 20 in about 0.000012 seconds and she flew 10 ft into the air and hit her head on the ceiling. God. My cock is just so fucking huge my god it's massive. Just this absolutely throbbing massive dick. I woke up this morning and I looked down and it was like mount everest in the form of bedsheets front of me. Rock solid. I just marveled at my cock. I am turned on by my own size and I love every fucking minute of it. I'm fucking huge and I love it. My size. My size. My endowment. One time I was at a bar with a girl and everyone could see the outline of my shaft in my pants and everyone was trying to awkwardly look away until one guy said "whoa Mr BigDick coming through" and everyone laughed and 2 guys patted me on the back. I could tell the girls in the bar who had boyfriends were envious of me and one guy looked defeated as I passed by him and made him look like a minature ken doll dwarfed by my gigantic cock. I feel bad for them honestly having to be compared to my endowment. Later that week I went back and all the girls were sitting in a corner eyeing me and my bulge and the girl I was with said she told them all about my size and that's all they could think about. They knew and knew I knew and I knew they knew I knew about what was going on and I firmly told them it was no big deal and they all squealed and went wild one of them even fainted. Also, I just want to remind everyone who has a massive dick....don't ever take a picture of it because it will make nearly all men on earth feel inferior to you and give unrealistic expectations to girls and guys everywhere. I took a picture of my dick once and apparently it was shared by everyone on earth because later I went into the Smithsonian and saw a picture of it and it was labeled as the most impossibly perfect dick to ever grace the universe and two men were on their knees worshipping it while another man was in the fetal position whimpering. One time too I was on discord and a guy named "BigDick99999" had my dick pic as his profile pic. I won't lie, it was a bit of a confidence boost. Later in the bathroom there was only one urinal in the middle and two guys and when I whipped it out they both enviously glanced at my endowment endowment endowment endowment and one of them said I thought they didn't allow horses in here and the other guy gulped loudly. He then, blushing, bashfully said that my wife is very lucky and must be very happy. The first time I realized I was well endowed and my size was consierable was when my mom was driving and lost control of the car in the snow and when she went to grab the clutch my huge donger was ocuppying the dashboard (due to its demanding size) and she said "I want you to wear tighter pants from now on." There are downsides though. This one girl said she could handle me as we were discussing dick size in my apartment. After I told her my size she said I would be the biggest. Then she said she could handle me anyway. Well let me tell you 2 hours later (somewhat related, all the magnum XXXLLLL condoms ripped as usual) in the ER proved her wrong. It was an awkward conversation with the hospital staff and I could tell everyone was uncomfortable but also clearly impressed as my size was creating a bulge, a huge bulge with purpose, from my endowment. Finally a doctor blurted out that I was the biggest he's ever seen and he has seen 1000s a day but none as big as mine. I had to go to the bathroom later but just looking at the toilet there's no way it would have been able to handle my size. My endowment.
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www.goodluckgabe.life TL;DR My fiancé has a micropenis Wow, it's almost a relief just to write that down. IRL I have not told a single person- not anyone in my family not my bestie. I really have no one to vent to. Im thankful for this subreddit. Obviously it's not a deal breaker for me- I want to spend the rest of my life with him. He is an amazing man, treats me so well, highly intelligent. He is tall, very good looking and fit. He is basically the whole package and I'm so proud to be with him. Now- his dick. He is 3 inches hard and very thin. Basically the size of my thumb. The one area in this world he is insecure about. It was definitely a shock for me at first. We do have sex often. Pretty much every day without fail. He has magical hands & tongue and he is a very enthusiastic lover-making sure I cum every time. He has a tremendous imagination. We do use toys, such as dildos, sleeves and straps ons from time to time. It's good and all, but it's just not the same. Now here is the real get off my chest stuff. He would ask me if I ever miss a bigger dick. I don't have it in my heart to tell him ABSOLUTELY YES. I was always a very sexual being and I was very orgasmic from PIV. I absolutely miss cumming from PIV. I absolutely crave that full filling that I don't get now. I wake up horny and just crave it. It's not a deal breaker because of the amazing man he is and my love for him. He is very much the greatest man I have ever met. I would never cheat- I've never cheated on anyone and I won't start now. But I admit, my mind is dirty and can wonder. I would imagine fucking a big dick while I masturbate- and I would cry with guilt after I cum. I feel so bad that the world is so unfair. I would read on Reddit about men being so sad and insecure over their average cocks. 5-6 inches and your nsecure? Like STFU!!! Whoever, I'm part of the problem myself. I was the girl that previously bragged to her girlfriends about how well endowed my ex boyfriend was. It's funny how the world works. The world sucks. We suck. TIL I think my roommate jizzed in my vape So me and my friend have been living inside the same house for about a month now. We are short on money and usually only one of us has a vape at one time so we always share. He usually borrows my vape for a little bit and brings it back but recently he's been taking it for at least an hour at a time. I thought nothing of it until one day he handed it back to me and it had an odd taste. I thought it might be a problem with the vape but it got worse and didn't taste burnt so I popped it open and there was a thick layer of slimy cloudy liquid. I immediately was in denial that it was his cum and tried to think of every other possibility but it was definitely cum. This was yesterday and I already got myself a new vape but I still haven't confronted him about it. What was he even trying to do? I'm just so confused and don't know how to handle this. AITA - LMFAO THIS KID IS GETTING RELENTLESSLY BULLIED AT SCHOOL FOR SELLING HIS BUSSY FOR WEED THIS KID REALLY LOST HIS FUCKING GF AND THE RESPECT OF EVERYONE AT THIS SCHOOL LMFAOOO
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