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Molly brings us the viral background noise of Jet2 holidays and Tom is going to a women's sports bar. Then Molly notices silicone wedding rings are a thing, while Tom is watching Ice Cube's War of the Worlds.LINKS:Jet2 HolidaysSilicone wedding ringsWomen's sports barsIce Cube's War of the Worlds Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
One obscure British airline is surging thanks to a TikTok meme… Jet2 is self-roasting.Uber stock is 2x higher than their IPO, while Airbnb's is down… we found why one's riding, one's hiding.The NFL is buying 10% of ESPN from Disney… but Disney is living in Opposite Day.The most popular name on Wall Street (and Germany) right now is… Kevin.$JET2 $UBER $ABNB $DISWant more business storytelling from us? Check out the latest episode of our new weekly deepdive show: The untold origin story of… Hennessy
ON THIS EPISODE OF THE PODMikey give his review on the new Metro Boomin project "A FUTURISTIC SUMMA"Mikey and Ericka give their review on The CHI season finale and recap on the last episode of BMFWhy is only 24/7 tobacco shops in the hood?Six Flags America Cancels Fright Fest for Final Season; Focuses on Family Events Maryland location ends decades-long Halloween tradition ahead of closureWhat is JET2 HOLIDAY?Trump unleashes on Charlamagne over Epstein comments on Lara Trump's Fox show. Charlamagne responds with a sharp clapback and refuses to back down.CELSIUS Energy Drink Cans Were Actually Filled with Vodka Energy Mix-Up: Alcohol Found in CELSIUS Energy Drink Cans in High Noon Variety PacksOver 100 Chicago Teens Go Unpaid After State Pulls Summer Job FundingLakers' Deandre Ayton was accused of stranding an IG model in Turks and Caicos after she allegedly wouldn't sleep with himFan Arrested After Tossing adult Toy on WNBA Court—Second Incident Sparks League Crack down Ex-NBA Marcus Morris allegedly stole over $250,000 from Las Vegas casinos using fake checks. Kevin Gates and his wife, Dreka, are divorcing after nine years of marriage. Dreka officially filed the papers today, July 30, 2025.Michelle Obama says watching ESPN for an hour is like watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta "Stephen A. Smith would be a great Real Housewife."Atlanta women show off the new trend of getting cheek dimplesMeek Mill says he feels like he's one of the best rappers alive!! Gillie gets emotional after Meek Mill gifts him a diamond chain with a photo of his son who passed away on it for his birthday.Marlon Wayans says NBC passed on “The Wayans Bros.” because they thought John Witherspoon's ‘Pops' character was “too ghetto” and wanted him recast.Walgreens YNs who went viral after they were caught stealing speak out.Full circle moment for GloRilla as she now has her own meal at Checkers which used to be her old job.Gunman who opened fire in a NYC skyscraper left a 3-page suicide note, claiming he had CTE and calling out the NFL — “You can't go against the NFL, they'll squash you.”Carl Crawford says that after seeing Erica Banks' confidence go way up after her first BBL, he started including BBL surgery in the budget when signing new artistsShannon Sharpe has officially spoke out after being fired from ESPN less than two weeks after settling his lawsuit in which his ex-girlfriend Shannon Sharpe is being sued for $20M after falsely claiming a woman's husband left her over a viral flirty moment with Usher, even though she wasn't married Gilbert Arenas responds to fan who warns him about lawyer fees:Gilbert Arenas and five other defendants were arrested today on a federal indictment alleging they operated an illegal gambling business in which high-stakes poker games were played at an Encino mansion Arenas allegedly owned.LIKE/SHARE/TELL A FRIEND/COMMENT
T. Kyle and Brad return from hiatus and discuss being hipster New York millennials into super sexed up club queens, everything they missed in the month of July, including Addison Rae at Wembley Stadium, Kiesza at Main Pop Girls, Charli xcx's wedding, KPOP Demon Hunters, Mariah Carey's 'Here For It All,' Venus Williams' comeback, Celine Dion's "A New Day Has Come" with Sebastian Ingrosso, Madonna teasing 'Confessions Part 2,' 'The Devil Wears Prada 2,' Jessica Simpson's moment, 'And Just Like That' getting canceled, 'The Late Show With Stephen Colbert' getting canceled, Lady Gaga kicking off 'The Mayhem Ball,' Ava Max un-kicking off her tour, Katy Perry and Beyonce nearly falling at their tours, Coldplay exposing an affair, Christina Aguilera for 'Burlesque the Musical,' Lindsay Lohan for 'Freakier Friday,' the Destiny's Child reunion at The Cowboy Carter Tour, the Jess Gylnnassaince of "Hold My Hand," the song of the summer being "Jet 2 Holiday," a techno remix of Heidi Montag's "No Going Home," new music from Rose Gray, Demi Lovato's "Fast," and our On Repeat songs, including SG Lewis, Shygirl, Zara Larsson, Addison Rae, BLACKPINK, Confidence Man, JADE and Agnes. Phew! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Send us a textIn this wild new episode, the Media Slayers kick things off with the viral video of a little girl the internet's calling Junie B. Jones—and yes, she's already a legend. From there, it's deep into TikTok madness with the trending Jet2Holiday sound, now hilariously remixed by Lizzo herself.We're also talking Cardi B taking over WWE SummerSlam, Shannon Sharpe's unexpected firing from ESPN, and the Spotify Purge that left artists and podcasters scrambling. NYC floods, BMF drama, and Shacarri Richardson's arrest all make the headlines too.Oh—and President Trump? He's clapping back at Charlamagne tha god. Press play for viral chaos, cultural commentary, and slayer-level side-eyes.Support the showhttps://instagram.com/weaintdonepodcast?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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This week Bridget recaps the tech stories you might have missed with longtime friend of the show indispensable Internet advocate Abbie Richards. She is the Steve Martin of TANGOTI. If you're not following Abbie on TikTok you're missing out! www.tiktok.com/@tofology US labor hero and friend of the show Chris Smalls, co-founder of the Amazon Labor Union, was beaten and choked by IDF soldiers while trying to deliver aid to Gaza. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/29/chris-smalls-amazon-labor-union-gaza Substack sent a push notification for an openly nazi blog, continuing their streak of promoting nazis. https://www.usermag.co/p/substack-sent-a-push-alert-promoting-nazi-white-supremacist-blog The Discourse Is Broken- How did a jeans commercial with Sydney Sweeney come to this? https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2025/07/sydney-sweeney-american-eagle-ads/683704/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=the-atlantic&utm_content=edit-promo First YouTube, and now LinkedIn, have changed their policies to allow discrimination against trans people: https://www.advocate.com/business/youtube-scraps-gender-identity-protection and https://www.advocate.com/news/linkedin-transgender-deadnaming-misgendering-policy TikTok adds footnotes in an attempt to add context to misinformation and fake content. We hope it helps! https://newsroom.tiktok.com/en-us/rolling-out-tiktok-footnotes-in-the-us Community Notes and its Narrow Understanding of Disinformation: https://www.techpolicy.press/community-notes-and-its-narrow-understanding-of-disinformation/ Trump Admin uses songs without permission to create cruelty porn. These people have no shame. https://newrepublic.com/post/198600/white-house-jet2-holiday-meme-deportation There's Already a Class Action Lawsuit Against the Viral 'Tea' App: https://lifehacker.com/tech/tea-app-class-action-lawsuit Spotify threatens to delete accounts that fail age-verification: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/07/30/spotify-threatens-to-delete-accounts-unless-users-prove-the/ Not just YouTube: Google is using AI to guess your age based on your activity - everywhere: https://www.zdnet.com/article/not-just-youtube-google-is-using-ai-to-guess-your-age-based-on-your-activity-everywhere/ If you’re listening on Spotify, you can leave a comment there or email us at hello@tangoti.com! Follow Bridget and TANGOTI on social media! Many vids each week. instagram.com/bridgetmarieindc/ tiktok.com/@bridgetmarieindc youtube.com/@ThereAreNoGirlsOnTheInternet See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Morse code transcription: vvv vvv Dine and dash takes a toll on mental health of restaurant staff Airlines demand answers after Air Traffic Control failure 2,500 year old Siberian ice mummy had intricate tattoos Jess Glynne calls White House deportation video with Jet2 ad song sick NHS failed to hear concerns of family in death of five year old boy Endless battle with crime gangs taking over the High Street What does recognising a Palestinian state mean Lawyers warn Starmer recognising Palestinian state could break international law Number of new homes fell in Labours first year but applications rise What screen time really does to childrens brains
Morse code transcription: vvv vvv First war injured Gazan child arrives in UK for treatment Man, 76, arrested as summer camp children fall ill Jess Glynne calls White House deportation video with Jet2 ad song sick Justin Timberlake reveals Lyme disease diagnosis US to impose sanctions on Palestinian organisations Allan Ahlberg, celebrated childrens author, dies aged 87 Young boy sexually assaulted while camping with his family White House announces 200m new ballroom a longtime Trump wish Most popular boys and girls names of 2024 revealed Young Ukrainians get their way as Zelensky overturns law to defuse crisis
Estados Unidos y México acordaron una prórroga de 90 días para negociar en este plazo un acuerdo sobre los aranceles del 30% con los que había amenazado Trump a principios de julio, y que entrarían en vigor hoy 1 de agosto. Para Trump el acuerdo implica que México ponga fin de inmediato a las barreras comerciales no arancelarias, aunque no especificó cuáles ni explicó muy bien de qué habla. Aún así, tanto Trump como Claudia Sheinbaum y Marcelo Ebrard, celebraron el acuerdo y aseguraron que la comunicación entre ambos países es muy buena.La Junta Nacional de Seguridad del Transporte estadounidense arrancó una audiencia pública de tres días para determinar qué causó el choque entre un helicóptero Black Hawk del Ejército y un avión regional de American Airlines a principios de este año, que provocó la muerte de 67 personas. Entre las revelaciones que más han llamado la atención, está que la Torre de Control del Aeropuerto Nacional Reagan no advirtió al avión sobre la trayectoria del Black Hawk antes del accidente, únicamente lo hizo con los pilotos del Ejército.Además… La Secretaría de Marina incautó un centro de vigilancia clandestino conectado al C4 oficial; Iberdrola vendió todas sus actividades en México a Cox; Al menos 23 personas resultaron heridas luego de que un juego de feria fallara en Arabia Saudita; Donald Trump llegó a un acuerdo para reducir aranceles a Pakistán; La Casa Blanca usó el meme del verano de Jet2 para promocionar la deportación de migrantes; Y Justin Trudeau y Katy Perry están dando mucho de qué hablar. Y para #ElVasoMedioLleno… Un equipo de científicos descubrió que los orígenes de la papa moderna se remontan al tomate.Para enterarte de más noticias como estas, síguenos en redes sociales. Estamos en todas las plataformas como @telokwento. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Morse code transcription: vvv vvv What screen time really does to childrens brains Number of new homes fell in Labours first year but applications rise What does recognising a Palestinian state mean 2,500 year old Siberian ice mummy had intricate tattoos Endless battle with crime gangs taking over the High Street Lawyers warn Starmer recognising Palestinian state could break international law Dine and dash takes a toll on mental health of restaurant staff Airlines demand answers after Air Traffic Control failure Jess Glynne calls White House deportation video with Jet2 ad song sick NHS failed to hear concerns of family in death of five year old boy
Morse code transcription: vvv vvv Justin Timberlake reveals Lyme disease diagnosis White House announces 200m new ballroom a longtime Trump wish Young Ukrainians get their way as Zelensky overturns law to defuse crisis Young boy sexually assaulted while camping with his family Jess Glynne calls White House deportation video with Jet2 ad song sick Man, 76, arrested as summer camp children fall ill US to impose sanctions on Palestinian organisations First war injured Gazan child arrives in UK for treatment Allan Ahlberg, celebrated childrens author, dies aged 87 Most popular boys and girls names of 2024 revealed
Morse code transcription: vvv vvv Dine and dash takes a toll on mental health of restaurant staff 2,500 year old Siberian ice mummy had intricate tattoos Endless battle with crime gangs taking over the High Street What does recognising a Palestinian state mean What screen time really does to childrens brains Jess Glynne calls White House deportation video with Jet2 ad song sick NHS failed to hear concerns of family in death of five year old boy Number of new homes fell in Labours first year but applications rise Airlines demand answers after Air Traffic Control failure Lawyers warn Starmer recognising Palestinian state could break international law
Morse code transcription: vvv vvv Most popular boys and girls names of 2024 revealed First war injured Gazan child arrives in UK for treatment Jess Glynne calls White House deportation video with Jet2 ad song sick US to impose sanctions on Palestinian organisations Justin Timberlake reveals Lyme disease diagnosis Allan Ahlberg, celebrated childrens author, dies aged 87 White House announces 200m new ballroom a longtime Trump wish Young Ukrainians get their way as Zelensky overturns law to defuse crisis Man, 76, arrested as summer camp children fall ill Young boy sexually assaulted while camping with his family
Morse code transcription: vvv vvv US to impose sanctions on Palestinian organisations First war injured Gazan child arrives in UK for treatment Allan Ahlberg, celebrated childrens author, dies aged 87 Man, 76, arrested as summer camp children fall ill Young boy sexually assaulted while camping with his family Justin Timberlake reveals Lyme disease diagnosis White House announces 200m new ballroom a longtime Trump wish Jess Glynne calls White House deportation video with Jet2 ad song sick Most popular boys and girls names of 2024 revealed Young Ukrainians get their way as Zelensky overturns law to defuse crisis
Morse code transcription: vvv vvv Lawyers warn Starmer recognising Palestinian state could break international law Jess Glynne calls White House deportation video with Jet2 ad song sick Airlines demand answers after Air Traffic Control failure Number of new homes fell in Labours first year but applications rise What does recognising a Palestinian state mean NHS failed to hear concerns of family in death of five year old boy 2,500 year old Siberian ice mummy had intricate tattoos Dine and dash takes a toll on mental health of restaurant staff Endless battle with crime gangs taking over the High Street What screen time really does to childrens brains
Jess Glynne slams "sick" White House post featuring Jet2 Holiday meme. Your Daily Lowdown from HELLO! Never miss a story! Sign up for our newsletter here: https://shorturl.at/pwYg9 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Our Top 10 for today: #NothingBeatsAJet2Holiday ✈️Follow us on our socials: Facebook, X, Instagram, TikTokSubscribe to our YouTube channel for more content.
Thanks to social media, Jet2 has been put on the radar of millions of people. They say "all publicity is good publicity"...We'll discuss how this might be affecting the airline in question.
This week, Meghan and Melisa are into the latest TikTok sensation: the Jet2 vacation trend! Melisa shares her excitement for seeing Beyoncé in Las Vegas, while Meghan's nephew has a hilarious new favorite word. The ladies also catch up on Melisa's weekend reunion with her sorority sister, which included some juicy Abbott Elementary behind-the-scenes talk. Plus, Meghan recounts her recent movie marathon, they celebrate the arrival of Trisha Paytas's baby, and break down their favorite highlights from WNBA All-Star Weekend. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Listen to Meiisa's New Show https://apps.apple.com/in/app/pocket-fm-audio-series/id1538433480?mt=8 Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) Write in for BAIW - butamiwrongpod@gmail.com DBM Submission Form BAIW Submission Form Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
William and Producer Ben are back in the studio after their sun‑soaked adventure in Malta, all thanks to Jet2, and Jordan is not hiding his envy. The boys unpack every detail of their Mediterranean getaway: the food, the sights, the unexpected activities - did someone say Popeye Village? - and of course, the souvenirs they've brought home for Jordan. It's true what they say, nothing does beat a Jet2holiday - especially in Malta! For your chance to win a trip to Malta with Jet2, go to www.jet2holidays.com/sextedmyboss. Terms and conditions apply. Thank you Jet2holidays! #ad Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Annie sits down with musician, author, and actor Jordan Stephens, whilst Nick is on holiday, to discuss some of the ‘globally gas' headlines from the world of music: the Coldplay CEO scandal and Jess Glynne's Jet2 jingle. Elsewhere, Jordan and Annie begin to unpick the complexities of AI and streaming platforms and discuss some more positive news about how the industry is (finally) recognising that artists should be paid. Plus, are people too worried to let go and dance at gigs? Tyler, The Creator has dropped a new album about body movement and connection – is it the antidote to the threats facing music culture? Get in touch with Annie and Nick! If you're over 16 WhatsApp 079700 82700 or email sidetracked@bbc.co.uk
Welcome to Spitting Nonsense—where two self-proclaimed amateurs, Jasmine and Zach, chat about all things nerdy (and plenty that's not). None of this is fact, but it's definitely our brand of nonsense! We're still recording regularly—no promises on hitting exact days anymore—but you can always count on us for plenty of off-the-wall commentary. And now, you can leave comments on Spotify! Tell us what's on your mind; we see every comment and might even respond on the show. Thanks for listening, and enjoy the nonsense!
On this week's episode of Good Morning Hospitality Hotels, the crew, Sarah Dandashy and Steve Turk, unpack a wave of strategic moves across the industry, including the potential sale of the iconic Ace Hotel / Atelier Ace brand, Wyndham Hotels & Resorts's partnership with Grubhub, and Peachtree Group's $1.5 billion fund targeting distressed hotel assets. We also dive into the rise of credit card-driven loyalty programs and their impact on earnings. In travel, Southwest Airlines's experiment with assigned seating marks a major departure from its open-seating legacy, while Barcelona takes bold steps against overtourism by closing cruise terminals. Plus, Jet2.com and Jet2holidays's viral TikTok moment becomes a masterclass in brand engagement. --- Good Morning Hospitality is part of the Hospitality.FM Multi-Media Network and is a Hospitality.FM Original The hospitality industry is constantly growing, changing, and innovating! This podcast brings you the top news and topics from industry experts across different hospitality fields. Good Morning Hospitality publishes three thirty-minute weekly episodes: every Monday and Wednesday at 7 a.m. PST / 10 a.m. EST and every Tuesday at 8 a.m. CET for our European and UK-focused content. Make sure to tune in during our live show on our LinkedIn page or YouTube every week and join the conversation live! Explore everything Good Morning Hospitality has to offer: • Well & Good Morning Coffee: Enjoy our signature roast—order here! • Retreats: Join us at one of our exclusive retreats—learn more and register your interest here! • Episodes & More: Find all episodes and additional info at GoodMorningHospitality.com Thank you to all of the Hospitality.FM Partners that help make this show possible. If you have any press you want to be covered during the show, email us at goodmorning@hospitality.fm Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Travel journalist Simon Calder talks to Nolan.
On this week's episode of Good Morning Hospitality Hotels, the crew, Sarah Dandashy and Steve Turk, unpack a wave of strategic moves across the industry, including the potential sale of the iconic Ace Hotel / Atelier Ace brand, Wyndham Hotels & Resorts's partnership with Grubhub, and Peachtree Group's $1.5 billion fund targeting distressed hotel assets. We also dive into the rise of credit card-driven loyalty programs and their impact on earnings. In travel, Southwest Airlines's experiment with assigned seating marks a major departure from its open-seating legacy, while Barcelona takes bold steps against overtourism by closing cruise terminals. Plus, Jet2.com and Jet2holidays's viral TikTok moment becomes a masterclass in brand engagement. --- Good Morning Hospitality is part of the Hospitality.FM Multi-Media Network and is a Hospitality.FM Original The hospitality industry is constantly growing, changing, and innovating! This podcast brings you the top news and topics from industry experts across different hospitality fields. Good Morning Hospitality publishes three thirty-minute weekly episodes: every Monday and Wednesday at 7 a.m. PST / 10 a.m. EST and every Tuesday at 8 a.m. CET for our European and UK-focused content. Make sure to tune in during our live show on our LinkedIn page or YouTube every week and join the conversation live! Explore everything Good Morning Hospitality has to offer: • Well & Good Morning Coffee: Enjoy our signature roast—order here! • Retreats: Join us at one of our exclusive retreats—learn more and register your interest here! • Episodes & More: Find all episodes and additional info at GoodMorningHospitality.com Thank you to all of the Hospitality.FM Partners that help make this show possible. If you have any press you want to be covered during the show, email us at goodmorning@hospitality.fm Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hangovers should be illegal once you are over 25, I'll say it. And Tat is down BAD. This week, we are talking Jet2 Holidays, Kendall's new found love for Milo Manheim and hatred for Meg Stalter (spoiler alert: we beefing), the Emmy noms, and Tat's obsession with Too Much, Lena Dunham's new program.FOLLOW THE DIVAS!Instagram:@bestfriend_podcast@tdoelg@kend_edwardsTiktok:@ebf_podcast
This week, a Jet2 passenger goes full feral at 38,000 feet—screaming, spitting, and kicking off like Ryanair was running a UFC event.------Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour.Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only.Hobart - August 1 - 5:30pm - Hellenic House, The Greek ClubLaunceston - August 2 - 4:30pm - Du Cane BreweryMelbourne - August 23 - 4:00pm - Basement Comedy ClubAs Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there!(and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap)-----------------------------------Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! -----------------------------------Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), boot salesman (ding) AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI)Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here-----------------------------------Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special, LOWBREED, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here.Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTubeHave a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments.HEGGIE JUST RELEASED ANOTHER STAND-UP SPECIAL "TIPRAT" ON YOUTUBE FOR FREE! WATCH IT HERE.Heggie has a stand-up special out on YouTube "HAVE THAT" and his stand-up special, "LUKE HEGGIE - I ALREADY TOLD YOU" is out now on Paramount+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 331: Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday! De stem van de commercial is nu een celebrity in Engeland en ook een beetje in Nederland. Irritante Chinezen schijnen een laser op Duits toestel. Unruly: boete voor boze vader die ruzie maakt om baby. Nu is het nog gezellig op Kempen Airport: binnenkort gevechtsheli's op Budel Air Base. Intern on a mission: stagiair Storm op avontuur bij KLM. Condor probeert haar bijzondere livery te beschermen. De uitslag van de KLuRU prijsvraag. En nog veel meer. Your hosts: Philip Dröge en Menno Swart. (00:00) Nothing beats a Jet2 JLo Mix! - DJ Turbulence (00:40) Primeur voor JLo op Spaans vliegveld (02:01) Chinezen richten laser op Duits vliegtuig (04:26) Leader (04:34) Uitslag KluRu prijsvraag: go Poekie Kim! (08:01) Defensie koopt familie-airport (10:09) Stagiair Storm maakt nieuwe KLM-video (12:40) Gaat het een beetje, KLM? (15:03) Crash Air India: brandstof-toevoer afgesloten (18:02) De stem van Jet2 is wereldberoemd (19:26) Condor naar de rechter om sigarenbandjes (23:03) Inverse Luchtvaartnieuws (23:57) Bijzonder: burgertoestel boven Kiev (26:05) Rafale bekijken: Chinese spionnen gearresteerd (27:54) Unruly vader maakt ruzie met cabine (30:32) Afsluit. Muziek: "Hold My Hand" - Jess Glynne en "The Floor" - Jennifer Lopez. Tips en commentaar stuur je naar info@tmhc.nl Michiel Koudstaal is onze voice-over. Voor al je stemmenwerk ga naar voxcast.nl
Send us a textLinking the Travel Industry is a business travel podcast where we review the top travel industry stories that are posted on LinkedIn by LinkedIn members. We curate the top posts and discuss with them with travel industry veterans in a live session with audience members. You can join the live recording session by visiting BusinessTravel360.comYour Hosts are Riaan van Schoor, Ann Cederhall and Aash ShravahStories covered on this session include -Free breakfast and other frequent traveler perks are being stripped back by big hotel brands according to Pedro Colaco.Tony Fernandes at AirAsia wants to do "what no other low-cost carrier has done" with their plans to open a connecting hub in the Middle East, which will enable them to offer services from Asia to Europe on their own (narrow body) planes. BCD Travel has agreed a partnership with AI corporate travel assistant SkyLink to offer users a “fully autonomous and touchless travel experience”.Cabin baggage could soon become a legal right within the EU, and Mark Kubatov discusses this in more detail in a much commented upon post.Qantas admits that a “significant” number of a possible 6 million customers have had their data stolen, including names, email addresses, phone numbers, birth dates and frequent flyer numbers in a cyber attack. Airline direct connect API provider Kyte signs a distribution agreement with Jet2.com and Jet2holidays.Extra StoriesYou can subscribe to this podcast by searching 'BusinessTravel360' on your favorite podcast player or visiting BusinessTravel360.comThis podcast was created, edited and distributed by BusinessTravel360. Be sure to sign up for regular updates at BusinessTravel360.com - Enjoy!Support the show
Jet2 (JET2) may be on some listeners' minds thanks to a recent TikTok soundbite that has gone viral, but how are its figures faring? Michael Fahy joins Dan Jones to discuss the travel company's latest results, the demand outlook and how it fares against competitors.Next is Optima Health (OPT). After spinning out from Marlowe (MRL) last year, the occupational health company has pursued a buy-and-build strategy, which seems to be working in its favour. Julian Hofmann explains everything investors need to know.Last up, Alex Newman joins to unveil a handful of new IC stock screens focused on the best businesses from around the world. He explains the background for the decision and a teaser about which screens may work best in the current environment. If you have any thoughts or suggestions on the new screens, email alex.newman@ft.comTimestamps1:18 Jet2 12:28 Optima Health 22:04 New stock screensRead more on these topics:Jet2's robust trading and earnings beat fail to lift sentimentOptima Health acquires to growA new way to find global investment ideas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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What's fuelling travel and hospitality in 2025? I'm joined by experts Claire Steiner, Will Plummer, and James Clark to unpack insights from our last six episodes. From Instagram-driven bookings to new Labour laws, tech mergers, financial risks, and smart travel hacks, we're diving into what's shaping the industry.Giants like EasyJet and Jet2 are thriving as smaller operators falter amid mergers. Global tensions, trade tariffs, and shifting budgets are shaking up travel, yet spending is soaring. Is this hiding stagnation, or can niche players like eco-tourism startups shine? We're also exploring tax hikes, remote work's decline, and budget tips clients love.Travel Market Life is one of FeedSpot's top Hospitality Podcasts and is produced by Urban Podcasts.
The UK Investor Magazine was thrilled to welcome Ed Croft, Founder and CEO of Stockopedia, to the podcast to explore how investors can employ rules-based stock picking to build market-building portfolios.Register for ‘The Smarter Way to Build a Market-Beating Share Portfolio‘ webinar here.Stockopedia provides investors with proprietary analysis tools to assist their stock selection. Based on a QVM philosophy (Quality, Value, and Momentum), these tools give investors the data required to build their own rules-based portfolio. Ed outlines the methodology behind the philosophy and the key company characteristics it seeks out.Ed provides deep insight into Stockopedia's NAPS portfolio built on the philosophy, outlining the stock selection methodology behind the portfolio that has returned an annualised 13% since inception, outperforming the S&P 500.We discuss NAPS best performers since its inception, including Games Workshop, Dart Group and Jet2.Rules-based investing can help remove the emotional element of investing. Ed discusses how investors can help manage the psychology of investing to focus on the core metrics of a company's performance.Discover the strategy that's outperformed every UK equity fund over the past decade. Join a free webinar with Ed Croft, CEO & Co-Founder of Stockopedia, as he reveals how everyday investors can build a market-beating stock portfolio.Register here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
En el primer trimestre de 2025, el empleo en el sector turístico en España alcanzó los 2.787.704 trabajadores, un 1,2% más que el año anterior, representando el 12,8% del empleo total, según datos de Turespaña. Además, el paro en actividades turísticas bajó al 12,1%, aunque la hostelería se vio afectada por el cambio de fecha de Semana Santa.Málaga se prepara para abrir las puertas a un nuevo mercado turístico con el lanzamiento del primer vuelo directo desde Seúl, la capital de Corea del Sur, lo que fomentará el turismo de larga distancia. Este vuelo, resultado de la colaboración con Korean Air y Hanjin Travel, se iniciará en octubre con ocho vuelos chárter programados.El VII Encuentro de la Red de Destinos Turísticos Inteligentes ha reunido a más de 170 gestores de 120 destinos en Santa Susanna. Organizado por SEGITTUR, el evento destacó la importancia de la colaboración y el intercambio de conocimientos para avanzar hacia un modelo turístico más resiliente, inclusivo y sostenible.Turkish Airlines conectará Sevilla con Estambul a partir de septiembre de 2025, ampliando así su red en el sur de Europa. La capital andaluza se convertirá en el sexto destino de la aerolínea en España, junto a Madrid, Barcelona, Valencia, Málaga y Bilbao.La Alianza de Municipios Turísticos Sol y Playa (AMT) se reunió en Londres con altos directivos de TUI, Jet2 y ABTA para reforzar la colaboración con el mercado británico. Ocho destinos españoles presentaron avances en sostenibilidad y hospitalidad, y propusieron acciones conjuntas para promover un turismo equilibrado con el Reino Unido.IAG, el grupo aéreo de Iberia, British Airways y Vueling, ha registrado un beneficio neto de 176 millones de euros en el primer trimestre de 2025, frente a las pérdidas de 4 millones del mismo período en 2024. El aumento en los ingresos por pasajero y la reducción del coste del combustible han impulsado estos resultados, que reflejan un crecimiento del 9,6% en los ingresos.
CarTrawler, the leading B2B technology provider of car rental solutions to the global travel industry, has announced a new car rental partnership with Virgin Australia. This collaboration marks another major airline partnership launch for CarTrawler and represents a significant step in further enhancing the travel experience for Virgin Australia customers. Virgin Australia, one of Australia's largest and most loved airlines, is headquartered in Brisbane, Queensland, and operates a comprehensive network of domestic and short-haul international flights. Known for its award-winning service and great value, Virgin Australia flew over 19.2 million passengers in 2024, and its loyalty program, Velocity Frequent Flyer, recently surpassed 13 million members. Through this new partnership, CarTrawler will provide Virgin Australia's customers with a seamless car rental booking experience at competitive rates, offering access to a wide range of vehicles from top car rental providers, including Europcar, Hertz, Dollar, Thrifty, and Sixt. Velocity Frequent Flyer members will also benefit from the opportunity to earn and redeem Velocity Points on car rentals, enhancing the travel rewards experience for millions. Aileen McCormack, Chief Commercial Officer at CarTrawler, commented: "We are thrilled to be Virgin Australia's exclusive car rental partner. Virgin Australia is an amazing airline, and their dedicated focus on customer service will be reflected in the unique car rental proposition we will provide to their customers, giving them unparalleled choice and convenience. "We are proud of our continued 100% success rate in securing partnerships with the world's leading global airlines, which underscores the trust and value travel brands place in our technology and teams. We look forward to building a successful and long-lasting relationship with Virgin Australia." Velocity Frequent Flyer Chief Executive Officer, Nick Rohrlach, is thrilled to have CarTrawler on board as a partner, offering immense value for the program's members: "Velocity Frequent Flyer is always looking for new ways to enhance the travel experience for its members. This partnership with CarTrawler offers exceptional value and choice, allowing members to earn and redeem Points seamlessly when booking a car rental. "From airport to the alpines, we know how important reliable service is for our members. We are proud to be partnering with CarTrawler to take care of their travel needs on the ground while we take care of them in the air." This partnership also marks the return of another major airline to the CarTrawler platform, with Virgin Australia rejoining, following Jet2 and Finnair in re-establishing their partnerships with CarTrawler in recent months. They now form part of CarTrawler's extensive global network of airlines and travel providers, which includes American Airlines, Jet2 and Jet2holidays, Air France-KLM, Wizz Air, United Airlines, easyJet, Uber, and Emirates. See more stories here.
España recibió más de 17 millones de turistas internacionales en el primer trimestre de 2025, un 5,7% más que en el mismo periodo de 2024. El gasto total de los viajeros alcanzó los 23.500 millones de euros, un 7,2% más que en los primeros tres meses del año pasado. Los principales emisores fueron Reino Unido, Francia y Alemania, mientras que las comunidades autónomas que más turistas recibieron fueron Canarias, Cataluña y Andalucía.La demanda de trenes Madrid-Sevilla ha aumentado un 20% por la Feria de Abril. Según datos de Trainline, entre el 6 y el 11 de mayo, los pasajeros hacia Sevilla en general subieron un 18%, destacando Málaga con un aumento del 78% en las reservas.El buscador de hoteles español, Amimir.com, señala que los españoles han aumentado el gasto en sus viajes durante este último año, ya que han destinado una media de 590 euros a sus reservas de hoteles, un 4% más respecto a 2024. Además, los últimos datos del buscador revelan que los viajeros españoles suelen disfrutar de una media de tres noches por reserva.Jet2.com ha iniciado operaciones en el aeropuerto de Jerez de la Frontera apenas un mes después de la salida de Ryanair, cubriendo parcialmente el vacío dejado por esta última. La aerolínea británica realizará tres rutas que unirán la ciudad gaditana con Birmingham, Manchester y Leeds.Aena ha lanzado un contrato de 344 millones de euros para gestionar y ampliar las salas VIP del aeropuerto de Madrid-Barajas. El plan prevé duplicar su número hasta diez y casi triplicar la superficie total, de 5.980 a 11.990 metros cuadrados, en un contexto de creciente demanda de estos servicios.
Yesterday I was at Southend airport for the opening of a new easyJet base. Today the target is Luton airport where Jet2 has opened a new base – at the home of easyJet. Steve Heapy, chief executive of Jet2.com and Jet2 Holidays, says the customer will be the winner.This podcast is free, as is Independent Travel's weekly newsletter. Sign up here to get it delivered to your inbox. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Pete's gearing up for a deeply inconvenient 5 a.m. Jet2 flight, and Luke isn't holding back on how much of a terrible idea that is. This sends the lads down memory lane as they relive their school trip adventures — leading to Luke's tale of a hellish coach trip to Switzerland.Elsewhere, they weigh in on Tesla's latest embarrassment, Musk's ongoing public meltdown, and why some people just don't seem to grasp the consequences of their own actions.Plus, Pete fully succumbs to AI madness as he uses deepfake technology to prank his mates in the worst possible way.Email us at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram if character-restricted messaging takes your fancy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
November transitions come to Saint Michaels. Based on the works by Blacksheep. Listen to the ► Podcast at Steamy Stories. Gordon & Miah Go On Holiday, before the hectic Advent flurry. Manchester Airport was busier than usual today. At Terminal 2, ranks of chairs were filled with passengers desperate to board flights to warmer climates. People from all walks of life headed along the concourse. Black, White, Asian, singles, couples, entire families, a group of American tourists arguing over the most mystical of all British customs -- queuing, cancerously-tanned tourists drifting homeward on the fumes of suntan lotion, pale tourists arriving with the damp smell of a cloudy country clinging to them -and drifting serenely through the crowds, a church organist and his much-younger girlfriend. "Well this is it!" Miah grinned as she and Gordon made their way to the departure gate. "Can't wait to get away from this awful weather!" Gordon replied, fiddling with his boarding pass. It was the middle of November. The rain had been relentless for the past few months, and showed no signs of easing. They boarded the Jet2 737 for the four and a half-hour flight to Tenerife South. They were seated in seats D and E on row 12 in the middle of the aircraft, which happened to be the emergency exit row. To Miah's delight, she'd got the window seat. "Oh nice!" she exclaimed, noting the larger amount of legroom. "Yeah, I was determined that we weren't going to be crammed in like sardines for four hours," Gordon replied, putting his hand luggage in the overhead bin. "Also, not wanting to sound like an anti-social old git, but I'd rather not sit next to anyone else either. Last year I had to fly to Poland, to help restore an old organ in Krakow. The outbound flight was a nightmare. Got wedged next to a fifty-stone bloke for two hours." "Also handy for other things," she winked at him as she fastened her seatbelt. "Our first holiday together. I can't believe it's actually happening. Oh Gordy, this is going to be unforgettable, I just know it." The flight was fully-booked and it seemed to take an eternity for everyone to board. Gordon observed the other passengers with his usual cynical eye. As a frequent flyer, he'd seen it all. This flight was no different. A middle-aged man wearing a Panama hat was taking his time, fiddling with the overhead bin, completely oblivious to the fact he was blocking the aisle. A family of four behind him tutted impatiently. A couple of rows in front, a young blonde woman with false nails and surgically enhanced lips was taking selfies, no doubt for Instagram. Gordon raised an eyebrow as she pouted and tilted her smartphone, almost elbowing an elderly man in the face. Obviously an influencer of some sort, he assumed. And what could be more glamorous than a selfie on a charter flight to Tenerife? Ah, the joys of modern air travel, Gordon thought to himself. And as soon as the seatbelt sign light goes out, folk will be up and heading to the loo. Miah was more interested in looking out of the window. "I want this to be a wonderful time, Miah. I hope it's as fun for you as it will be for me." He kissed her gently. "A week of sun, sea and lots of food. I just hope you won't be bored. I mean, there are excursions we can go on, you don't need to be stuck round the pool all day..." She was quick to reassure him. "Gordy, that's perfection to me. Family holidays with my parents were never relaxing. Dad was an action man, always wanting to do adventure stuff -- paragliding, rock climbing. I never wanted to do anything like that. For one thing, I'm terrified of heights. So I was always dumped in the hotel's Kid's Club whilst they went off enjoying themselves. I never liked those activities. I just wanted to be on the beach. Best holiday I had was when I went to Turkey with Jenna and her parents when I was twelve." "Well our hotel is right on the beach, so you're all sorted!" Gordon smiled back. "A full week away from St. Michael's Church and its organ! Finally my fingers can get a much-needed holiday. Plus, it'll be nice not to have Reverend Morris emailing all the time." "His sermons never get any better do they?" Miah replied. "Jenna did say she was trying to help him there." "Hmm, she needs to try harder." Gordon fastened his seatbelt. The vicar's wife had many talents, but improving her husband's sermons didn't seem to be one of them. He cast his mind back to Easter Sunday service. "Is Jenna still in the Guild Voices choir?" "Yes. She really likes it. Their choirmaster Derek said she has a perfect voice." Gordon chuckled to himself and wondered whether Jenna had worked her special magic on Derek. The fact she'd been using an egg vibrator during the Easter Sunday service seemed proof of that. Reclining in the seat, his mind briefly flashed back to his encounter with Harriet, his old crush. She'd be back in Australia now. He knew he'd never see her again. It was as if a long-abandoned loose end had finally been tied up -- an open door to his youth had closed. Her wise words about his relationship with Miah had emboldened him. Miah was his future now. No matter what happened. It was time to stop looking back. He was shaken from his thoughts as the plane's engines spooled up and Miah grabbed his arm. "Oh take-off. I love this part so much. I'm such a big kid. But it's so exciting!" "Yeah. It is. I love it too." The 737 roared down the runway and rose into the sky, climbing through the dense cloud. Even when they had reached cruising altitude and levelled off, Miah's eyes remained fixated on the view from the window. Bright blue and nothing but a blanket of cloud obscuring the land far below. Seconds after the fasten seatbelts sign went out, some passengers rose from their seats and headed for the toilets, just as Gordon had predicted. An hour into the flight and the queue for the toilets had gone. The cabin was quiet and most people were glued to their phones and tablets. Miah glanced round. Now seemed the perfect time for one of her fantasies to become reality. "Hey," she whispered in Gordon's ear. "Fancy joining the Mile High Club?" He laughed off her suggestion, then realised she was deadly serious. "Wait...you want to?" "I've always wanted to!" He bit his lip. "It's a hell of a risk, Miah. If the cabin crew find out we could get fined. Some airlines ban you for life." "Seems a bit harsh. Two consenting adults wanting some private in-flight entertainment." Her hand squeezed his thigh and she unfastened her seatbelt. "Join me in the rear toilet...if you're brave enough! Knock twice." As she got up from her seat and started forward toward the rear of the plane, she noticed a man rise from a seat farther forward in the cabin and glance back at her. The guy was about fifty, brown hair, bearded and of a stocky build like Gordon. This was no stranger. For an instant, Miah thought that perhaps the man was, in fact, a minor celebrity. He looked away from her after a fraction of a second of eye contact, stepped into the aisle, and moved forward towards the toilet at the front of the plane. He reminded her of someone, but try as she might, she couldn't make the connection. Thinking no more about it, she carried on to the toilet. In his seat, Gordon scratched the back of his head and wondered what to do. The thought of actually joining the infamous club had got him half-erect already. He rubbed his growing crotch bulge and decided to go for it. Now was his chance. It wouldn't be long before the cabin crew started the in-flight food and drinks. In the plane's tiny rear cubicle, Miah had positioned herself against the wall and prayed that Gordon hadn't chickened out. Two knocks on the door made her stomach lurch in excitement. She opened the door. "Gordy! You're here!" She slipped her dress off her shoulders. "What's this? A nervous flyer?" Gordon grinned as he squeezed into the toilet cubicle and quickly closed the door. "Actually this flight is too boring," she teased. "Needs more turbulence." "Well now. I know how to make it better." He pushed her up against the wall, and whispered into her ear with hot, seductive breath. "This is your Organist Captain speaking." Before Miah could comprehend exactly what he said, Gordon was all over her with a love so fierce. His hands roamed her bare shoulders and neck as he smothered her lips, nipping against her earlobes and bare skin. He kissed the sensitive skin below her jaw, making her tilt her head back. He kissed on, licking and grazing it, knowing he had hit a sweet spot. Gordon brought her face down with his hands, kissed her as she moaned lightly into his mouth. This pleased him immensely as he moved his hands down till they rested against her breasts. Miah knew nothing but bliss when he applied his sweet pressures. She began to gasp and pant as he pinched the sensitive rosebuds under her thin cotton dress. She didn't care as she felt him slide her bra straps down her shoulders. He was desperate to ravish her and she wanted him more than anything else in the world. The low hum of the plane's engines seemed to add to his arousal. "You're so big. Mmmm. I can't wait until I feel you inside my mouth." She said as she unzipped his trousers and pulled his dick out of his underpants. Softly, Miah ran her fingers over the heated flesh of his erect manhood. He took a sharp intake of breath at the feeling of her hands on him, and groaned. Tenderly, she encircled his organ with her right hand and gave it a few quick strokes. Gordon groaned from deep within his throat and moaned her name. Her face inched closer and closer to his penis. She could feel the energy pulsing through the veins and realised she alone was responsible for its arousal. She took a certain amount of pride in that fact. Miah's tongue lashed out at the head of Gordon's cock, slowly licking the bulbous head. "Ah..." He groaned. In the cramped confines of the toilet cubicle, his hands found her silky brown hair, as Miah's tongue lolled around his shaft like she was sucking on an orange slice. Slowly, she took more of his manhood into her wet, sucking mouth. Gordon was enjoying himself to no end. The things this woman could do with her tongue! She licked every inch of his cock, running her tongue across every vein, igniting every nerve ending. His breathing had picked up, Miah noticed. She began to increase her ministrations. She created a stimulating suction with her mouth and began to bob her head back and forth using her tongue to stimulate the underside of his cock. "Fuck!" Gordon said in a strained tone. "Do you h-have...oh...do you have any idea what you're doing to me? Ah!" "Umm hmm," she replied. And just to prove her point, she began to suck him off harder. His orgasm was coming now, hard and fast. "I'm going to cum," he grunted. "Not yet, Gordy. Need you inside!" Gordon quickly positioned himself between her legs as he continued to relish his girlfriend's sweet moans and kisses. Pulling her wet knickers aside, slowly, he began to tease her clit, receiving surprised gasps. He watched as he rolled one of her small breasts while thrusting a finger in and out of her glistening cunt. She flinched, and cried out in joy when she felt him thrust in two fingers. "I think you're ready to join the Club," Gordon whispered. "I know I am. Shall we?" "Yes!" And he thrust his large cock into her, and entered into the depths of her feminine waters. He was inside her, thrusting away, grunting, yelling her name. Miah held onto him tight, her legs wrapped around his sides. "Oh Gordy, sweet Gordy..." Her body shuddered, riding wave after wave of heat and unexplainable emotions. Just as he felt her walls tightening and squeezing him, he felt himself release deep inside of her, shooting his cum deep into her tight and quivering pussy... "Oh fucking hell, yes!" Gordon yelled. A furious knocking on the door brought them crashing down to earth. "Oh shit." "Um, just a minute!" Miah yelled, her voice shaky. She pressed the button to flush the toilet and Gordon quickly withdrew. Outside, a small queue had formed. "Whoever's in there must be trying to flush themselves down the bog. They've been in there ages!" a woman muttered to the air steward. Gordon zipped up his trousers and unlocked the door. He took a deep breath. "Okay, brace yourself. Hope whoever knocked isn't too pissed off with us!" He slid the door open and came face to face with a growing line of passengers. "About bloody time!" the man in the Panama hat yelled. Some of us have prostate trouble you know!" He fell silent as Miah squeezed out of the toilet behind Gordon. "Er, guess it's time we returned to our seats," Gordon smiled through gritted teeth. There were a few shocked gasps, while others cheered and clapped. "Looks like you two have earned your wings, the steward said, with a wink. Advent At Saint Michael's: Jenna has a dilemma. Can the Bishop help her? "This year has absolutely flown by," Reverend Morris said as he read through the latest edition of the parish magazine. I can't believe it's almost the first Sunday of Advent!" "It's been quite a year," his wife replied, looking very much troubled. "Are you alright Jen?" Reverend Morris looked at her. "Something's bothering you, I can tell." Jenna let out a sigh. "Oh Simon. I'm just so disgusted with recent events. I can't believe what's happened. He knew at once what she was referring to. "Ah. You mean the Archbishop of Canterbury resigning. No-one was more disgusted than I was. To think, we had to go and dine with him at Bishop George's house last year! Bowing and fawning over him whilst he prattled on about Africa and equal opportunities. That lying, hypocrite of a man had the nerve to threaten me over some 300 year old plaque in my church with the most tenuous link to slavery. And all the time he was covering up for some vile abuser!" He slammed his fist down on the coffee table and it was the first time Jenna had seen her normally mild-mannered husband look so enraged. "Makes me feel sick!" He added. "Good riddance. I hope whoever replaces him will be an actual Christian this time." Not as sick as I feel, Jenna thought to herself. Had I known what the Archbishop was truly like, I would never have given him a blowjob at that dinner party! But at the time it was necessary to stop him going public over the offending plaque in Saint Michael's church. Reverend Morris composed himself and sighed. "In times like this, I always find my faith tested. These people at the top have turned away from God. I just hope our dear little church doesn't suffer." Jenna embraced him. "That won't happen, Simon. I'll make sure of that!" "I'm feeling better already. We're approaching such a busy and important time in the church calendar. And your birthday too!" The shocking scandal engulfing the C of E had at least meant that Bishop George had long forgotten Reverend Morris' little dalliance with Sandra Conway at the vicarage garden party back in August. He took a deep breath and wondered if he was ever going to finish his sermon in time for the Sunday service. Meanwhile, over at 64 Stovepipe Avenue, Gordon the organist had no such worries. He whimpered and squirmed. It was getting hard to form thoughts between the tickling, let alone words, and the corners of his vision were fuzzing with pink mist that blended in with the view of Miah's of jiggling, bouncing breasts smothering him. "Has my sexy organist been a naughty boy?" She teased, tickling his balls. "You always bring out my naughty side...ah! Oh! Not down there! "Hee hee...Now I'm going to..." Suddenly, Gordon's smartphone rang, disturbing their afternoon pleasure. "Oh ignore it," he mumbled, in between kissing his girlfriend. The annoying ringtone continued, before the phone finally went silent. "What were you going to do?" "Open your diapason," Miah giggled, wrapping her hand round his cock. "That's the right term, yes?" "Oh yes," he replied, sucking on her nipples. "You've already made me Swell to Great!" Gordon always loved it when pipe organ-themed words were used during sex. The phone rang again. "Damn and blast it," Gordon exclaimed, reaching over to the bedside table. "Can't have five minute's peace. I should've switched it off." "Better answer it, it must be important," Miah said, licking the tip of his cock. "Hello? Oh hello Reverend." "Hope I haven't caught you at a bad moment, Gordon?" The vicar said. "Are you alright? Your voice sounds a little shaky." "Er, no I'm fine. Just er, doing a bit of D I Y. What can I do for you?" "Well about this Sunday's service. I would've emailed you but my Gmail has been playing up. Can't seem to log in at all. I hope it'll resolve itself soon. Anyways, could you play Happy Birthday on the organ after the service? It's for Gladys Wilcox. She's eighty-eight. I'll make an announcement during the reading of the notices." "Oh..." A groan of pleasure escaped Gordon's lips. "Umm, yes, of course I can!" "Are you sure you're okay? You sound tired." Reverend Morris asked. "I'm fine, Vicar. I'm...trying to...er, er, unblock the toilet. Eighty-eight? Good old Gladys, that's an achievement." Miah struggled to hold back a laugh and continued pleasuring the organist. "Right, thanks so much. I won't detain you further. Hope you get your toilet sorted. See you on Sunday!" The call ended and Gordon switched off the phone. "Unblocking the toilet?" Miah laughed, jacking his cock. "You should've said you were getting your pipes cleaned!" "It's hard to think clearly when a sexy lass has her lips round your dick!" Reverend Morris put down the phone. "Hmm, Gordon has organ practice in ten minutes. He's picked a fine time to unblock his toilet. Unless he's giving the practice a miss this week." "A blocked toilet is serious business though," Jenna replied. "Remember the trouble we had with our downstairs one after the vicarage garden party? Good thing Norman was able to fix it. Took him a while." "I still haven't a clue what it was that got flushed down there. Norman said it was a toy, but Christopher insisted it wasn't one of his, and none of the other kids at the gathering used the downstairs loo...not that it matters. Norman seemed rather embarrassed as I recall." "Maybe it wasn't a toy at all but a massive turd," Jenna added. "I bet poor Norman just said it was a toy because he didn't want to gross us out or embarrass anyone. By the way, did you notice how distracted he's been recently? I think he's got his eye on that newcomer to our church...what did you say her name was?" Reverend Morris took a sip of his coffee. "Oh. Eileen Hattersley. Yes, she's been attending our church for about a month now. She's a widow, and was brought up Catholic...used to attend Saint Mary's when Father Aiden was there. She was very fond of him, but since he jumped ship and joined the Living Earth Free Church, she seemed to undergo a crisis of faith. I think L E F C is a bit too modern for her, and the new priest at Saint Mary's isn't as approachable, so I've heard." "Hmm, I wonder what Gladys will think of Norman eyeing up a younger woman? They've had a sort of master-slave relationship for over a year now!" "Not sure! I still can't get that image of him in that pinny and being whipped out of my mind," the vicar said, shaking his head. "Whatever floats your boat. He's an excellent churchwarden. Anyways, I'd better hurry. I've got to be at the Youth Opportunities meeting at the town hall." Alone in the house, Jenna couldn't help but feel regret. Her musings were interrupted by a knock on the door. "Really hope this isn't another one of those doorstep sellers." She opened the door and was greeted by none other than Bishop George. "Hello Jenna! Is Simon in?" "Oh George! Afraid you've just missed him -- he's gone to some meeting at the town hall." "Ah, what a shame," the older man replied, trying to look disappointed, but secretly he was delighted. "Come in please," Jenna said, grabbing his arm. "Actually I could do with someone to talk to right now. Oh George. I did something last year that I truly regret now and I'm not sure how to deal with it." "Why certainly my dear," Bishop George smiled, following the stunning vicar's wife inside. "You know I am always more than happy to help you in any way I can! It's been a while since we last spoke -- was the vicarage party back in summer wasn't it?" "Yes it was. Too long." "How is your cousin doing? And Gordon? I heard that they drank rather too much home-made punch at that party!" "Umm yes. I think we all did! Poor Gordon, he had the hangover from hell the next day. He actually threw up at choir practice...all over the flower arrangement the Mother's Union ladies had brought...good thing this was before the choir arrived." The bishop smiled as he sat down on the settee. He decided not to mention the fact he'd noticed Jenna, Miah and Gordon asleep and naked in the master bedroom. Perhaps they had all been too drunk to remember what had happened? "Would you like a cuppa? Or something stronger?" Jenna asked. "Brandy would be nice," he said with a wink. "Sure!" A few moments later, he beckoned Jenna to sit next to him. "Now my dear, what's bothering you? It's not like you to seem so tense. Indeed, her attitude had him greatly concerned. He hoped whatever it was wasn't related to their passionate encounters in the past. "Well, it's all this business with the disgraced Archbishop of Canterbury," Jenna began. "Simon and I were both horrified when we heard the news." Bishop George pulled a face as he sipped his brandy. "I never liked him from the start. Ruined the C of E, he has. Of course, he's just one of several bad apples. When he was appointed to that role I said to others, this bloke will be nothing but trouble. And guess what I was proved right. And I was ignored and ostracized for my opinions. I can always smell a wrong 'un Jen. That ridiculous business with the 17th century horse. Can't believe I was forced to go along with that." "That's the thing, George. I had to persuade the Archbishop to drop his plans to shame Simon's church and remove a plaque that would've caused a lot of damage to a fragile wall. And I was successful in...persuading him. But..." Bishop George raised an eyebrow as he gazed at her flawless cleavage and legs. He remembered the dinner party last year and how she'd been sat next to the archbishop. How sweaty and red-faced he looked. "How exactly did you persuade him Jenna? Though I do have an idea..." "Oh George. When I was alone in the room with him, I sucked his cock. At the time it was such fun, seducing a powerful man...and it was for a very good reason of course. He backed down. But that was before I knew what a horrible person he was, covering up for an abuser. Now I feel ashamed and soiled." "My dear Jenna, you have nothing to feel ashamed about. He had a lot of us fooled. Friends in high places who defended him. And you did what you did in order to protect your husband's livelihood. Think no more about it. We must look to the future now and hope that the C of E elects someone who won't turn a blind eye to safeguarding concerns and predators that try to hide behind a mask of righteousness." She nodded. "You're right, George. "Oh I feel so much better now that I've unburdened myself!" She threw her arms around him and held him tight. Her firm tits pressed into his chest, and the bishop felt his cock twitch. They stared at each other, eyes flicking back and forth. Jenna's hand slid slowly down his chest, across his belly, over the belt buckle of his black trousers. She pressed his groin gently. "Something else I can help you with?" He whispered, as she began teasing his pink shirt that was neatly tucked into his trousers. "I need my faith in bishops restored." "Well Jenna, you know what to do there," he replied, kissing her as her eager fingers unzipped his trousers and freed his growing erection from his underwear. She was surprised to see that he was wearing plain white boxer shorts this time. "No pretty knickers today, George?" She said, pulling his trousers and underpants down. "Just fancied a change," he replied. "I'm saving the red lace ones you gave me for Christmas." Moving closer, he shoved his sweaty dick close to her face. She naturally opened up to taste him and he tasted as divine as last time. Sweet and manly. Jenna's hands quickly wrapped around his hips, pulling him closer to her face, shoving his cock deeper into her mouth, until his wiry grey pubes brushed her nose. "That feels bloody amazing." Bishop George sighed. "Swallow it all the way. I know you can do it, Jen." He urged her on as his dick quickly hardened further. The bishop's manhood was thick and a good seven inches when it was hard. Jenna closed her eyes to enjoy the musky smell of his crotch and the wet sounds of her lips sucking him. "Let's go upstairs," she whispered and he didn't hesitate to follow her into the vicarage's master bedroom. Much activity had taken place in here, he mused. He sat on the edge of the bed as Jenna took her dress off and then unhooked her bra, shrugging it off her shoulders, slipped her thumbs into the waistband of her knickers, and lowered them. Bishop George pulled her to him, his tongue flicking over delicate pink nipples, his fingers brushing her back and arse. She ran her fingers through his silver hair, before kneeling before him. Jenna opened her mouth wide and greedily started to suck his cock. She looked up to him, his eyes were closed and head tilted back moaning softly, "Oh, I'm blessed. Keep on doing it." Hearing those words, Jenna started sucking wildly on him. His breathing became really heavy as well as his moaning when suddenly the bishop lifted her head off his cock. The next thing Jenna knew, she was on her back with him between her legs lifting them high in the air. "Fuck me, Right Reverend. Give it to me." She found herself saying breathlessly. And he did just that as he rammed half his dick deep in her pussy so violently that she sucked in air to keep from crying out. Then he rammed the rest of it into her, stopping only when his low hanging balls slapped against her. Age hadn't dimmed his stamina one bit and he could match Gordon, her husband and the other church men she'd slept with. "You like having a bishop's cock in your pussy, Jen?" He suddenly asked with a huge smile on his face. "Has this Bishop successfully restored your faith?" "Yes... oh God yes!" "Well you've certainly strengthened mine and I thank you for this divine joy!" The knowledge that she was giving this hot older man so much pleasure filled Jenna with pride. Bishop George was really enjoying himself at this point as he was pounding her. He buried his cock deep into her holy tunnel and held it there as he pumped a full load of thick cum into the redhead's ever-welcoming womanhood. Burst after burst of his seed coated Jenna's insides and she climaxed, gasping for breath, but beyond satisfied! They lay happily together cuddling each other afterwards. Both had been relieved of their stress and worries. "You really are a true Christian Jenna," Bishop George murmured as he caressed her back. "Always thinking of others." Based on the works by Blacksheep, for Literotica
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“All suffering is resistance to suffering” is soon followed by “we are technically a comedy podcast” on the show today. So it's clearly another banter filled hour or so which covers the hilarious fodder of regret, gratitude and whether you should tell your BF that you've got a billiard room.It's all good stuff as Dave is pressured into doing stand up (again as he will never give). Also an 8 year old believes the show is now a “bum surgery podcast” and the lovely Sophie Duker pops along.There's also some great emails from vicars. Thanks revs.Keep your eyes peeled for the bonus episode Saturday morning, only available on BBC Sounds. And it's a classic.To contact the show OR the Bureau then email elisandjohn@bbc.co.uk or WhatsApp us on 07974 293 022.
November transitions come to Saint Michaels.Based on the works by Blacksheep. Listen to the ► Podcast at Steamy Stories.Gordon & Miah Go On Holiday, before the hectic Advent flurry.Manchester Airport was busier than usual today. At Terminal 2, ranks of chairs were filled with passengers desperate to board flights to warmer climates. People from all walks of life headed along the concourse. Black, White, Asian, singles, couples, entire families, a group of American tourists arguing over the most mystical of all British customs -- queuing, cancerously-tanned tourists drifting homeward on the fumes of suntan lotion, pale tourists arriving with the damp smell of a cloudy country clinging to them -and drifting serenely through the crowds, a church organist and his much-younger girlfriend."Well this is it!" Miah grinned as she and Gordon made their way to the departure gate."Can't wait to get away from this awful weather!" Gordon replied, fiddling with his boarding pass. It was the middle of November. The rain had been relentless for the past few months, and showed no signs of easing.They boarded the Jet2 737 for the four and a half-hour flight to Tenerife South. They were seated in seats D and E on row 12 in the middle of the aircraft, which happened to be the emergency exit row. To Miah's delight, she'd got the window seat."Oh nice!" she exclaimed, noting the larger amount of legroom."Yeah, I was determined that we weren't going to be crammed in like sardines for four hours," Gordon replied, putting his hand luggage in the overhead bin. "Also, not wanting to sound like an anti-social old git, but I'd rather not sit next to anyone else either. Last year I had to fly to Poland, to help restore an old organ in Krakow. The outbound flight was a nightmare. Got wedged next to a fifty-stone bloke for two hours.""Also handy for other things," she winked at him as she fastened her seatbelt. "Our first holiday together. I can't believe it's actually happening. Oh Gordy, this is going to be unforgettable, I just know it."The flight was fully-booked and it seemed to take an eternity for everyone to board. Gordon observed the other passengers with his usual cynical eye. As a frequent flyer, he'd seen it all. This flight was no different. A middle-aged man wearing a Panama hat was taking his time, fiddling with the overhead bin, completely oblivious to the fact he was blocking the aisle. A family of four behind him tutted impatiently. A couple of rows in front, a young blonde woman with false nails and surgically enhanced lips was taking selfies, no doubt for Instagram. Gordon raised an eyebrow as she pouted and tilted her smartphone, almost elbowing an elderly man in the face. Obviously an influencer of some sort, he assumed. And what could be more glamorous than a selfie on a charter flight to Tenerife?Ah, the joys of modern air travel, Gordon thought to himself. And as soon as the seatbelt sign light goes out, folk will be up and heading to the loo.Miah was more interested in looking out of the window."I want this to be a wonderful time, Miah. I hope it's as fun for you as it will be for me." He kissed her gently. "A week of sun, sea and lots of food. I just hope you won't be bored. I mean, there are excursions we can go on, you don't need to be stuck round the pool all day..."She was quick to reassure him. "Gordy, that's perfection to me. Family holidays with my parents were never relaxing. Dad was an action man, always wanting to do adventure stuff -- paragliding, rock climbing. I never wanted to do anything like that. For one thing, I'm terrified of heights. So I was always dumped in the hotel's Kid's Club whilst they went off enjoying themselves. I never liked those activities. I just wanted to be on the beach. Best holiday I had was when I went to Turkey with Jenna and her parents when I was twelve.""Well our hotel is right on the beach, so you're all sorted!" Gordon smiled back. "A full week away from St. Michael's Church and its organ! Finally my fingers can get a much-needed holiday. Plus, it'll be nice not to have Reverend Morris emailing all the time.""His sermons never get any better do they?" Miah replied. "Jenna did say she was trying to help him there.""Hmm, she needs to try harder." Gordon fastened his seatbelt. The vicar's wife had many talents, but improving her husband's sermons didn't seem to be one of them. He cast his mind back to Easter Sunday service. "Is Jenna still in the Guild Voices choir?""Yes. She really likes it. Their choirmaster Derek said she has a perfect voice."Gordon chuckled to himself and wondered whether Jenna had worked her special magic on Derek. The fact she'd been using an egg vibrator during the Easter Sunday service seemed proof of that. Reclining in the seat, his mind briefly flashed back to his encounter with Harriet, his old crush. She'd be back in Australia now. He knew he'd never see her again. It was as if a long-abandoned loose end had finally been tied up -- an open door to his youth had closed. Her wise words about his relationship with Miah had emboldened him. Miah was his future now. No matter what happened. It was time to stop looking back.He was shaken from his thoughts as the plane's engines spooled up and Miah grabbed his arm. "Oh take-off. I love this part so much. I'm such a big kid. But it's so exciting!""Yeah. It is. I love it too."The 737 roared down the runway and rose into the sky, climbing through the dense cloud.Even when they had reached cruising altitude and levelled off, Miah's eyes remained fixated on the view from the window. Bright blue and nothing but a blanket of cloud obscuring the land far below.Seconds after the fasten seatbelts sign went out, some passengers rose from their seats and headed for the toilets, just as Gordon had predicted.An hour into the flight and the queue for the toilets had gone. The cabin was quiet and most people were glued to their phones and tablets. Miah glanced round. Now seemed the perfect time for one of her fantasies to become reality."Hey," she whispered in Gordon's ear. "Fancy joining the Mile High Club?"He laughed off her suggestion, then realised she was deadly serious. "Wait...you want to?""I've always wanted to!"He bit his lip. "It's a hell of a risk, Miah. If the cabin crew find out we could get fined. Some airlines ban you for life.""Seems a bit harsh. Two consenting adults wanting some private in-flight entertainment." Her hand squeezed his thigh and she unfastened her seatbelt. "Join me in the rear toilet...if you're brave enough! Knock twice."As she got up from her seat and started forward toward the rear of the plane, she noticed a man rise from a seat farther forward in the cabin and glance back at her. The guy was about fifty, brown hair, bearded and of a stocky build like Gordon.This was no stranger.For an instant, Miah thought that perhaps the man was, in fact, a minor celebrity. He looked away from her after a fraction of a second of eye contact, stepped into the aisle, and moved forward towards the toilet at the front of the plane. He reminded her of someone, but try as she might, she couldn't make the connection. Thinking no more about it, she carried on to the toilet.In his seat, Gordon scratched the back of his head and wondered what to do. The thought of actually joining the infamous club had got him half-erect already. He rubbed his growing crotch bulge and decided to go for it. Now was his chance. It wouldn't be long before the cabin crew started the in-flight food and drinks.In the plane's tiny rear cubicle, Miah had positioned herself against the wall and prayed that Gordon hadn't chickened out. Two knocks on the door made her stomach lurch in excitement. She opened the door."Gordy! You're here!" She slipped her dress off her shoulders."What's this? A nervous flyer?" Gordon grinned as he squeezed into the toilet cubicle and quickly closed the door."Actually this flight is too boring," she teased. "Needs more turbulence.""Well now. I know how to make it better."He pushed her up against the wall, and whispered into her ear with hot, seductive breath. "This is your Organist Captain speaking."Before Miah could comprehend exactly what he said, Gordon was all over her with a love so fierce. His hands roamed her bare shoulders and neck as he smothered her lips, nipping against her earlobes and bare skin. He kissed the sensitive skin below her jaw, making her tilt her head back. He kissed on, licking and grazing it, knowing he had hit a sweet spot.Gordon brought her face down with his hands, kissed her as she moaned lightly into his mouth. This pleased him immensely as he moved his hands down till they rested against her breasts. Miah knew nothing but bliss when he applied his sweet pressures. She began to gasp and pant as he pinched the sensitive rosebuds under her thin cotton dress. She didn't care as she felt him slide her bra straps down her shoulders.He was desperate to ravish her and she wanted him more than anything else in the world. The low hum of the plane's engines seemed to add to his arousal."You're so big. Mmmm. I can't wait until I feel you inside my mouth." She said as she unzipped his trousers and pulled his dick out of his underpants.Softly, Miah ran her fingers over the heated flesh of his erect manhood. He took a sharp intake of breath at the feeling of her hands on him, and groaned. Tenderly, she encircled his organ with her right hand and gave it a few quick strokes. Gordon groaned from deep within his throat and moaned her name. Her face inched closer and closer to his penis. She could feel the energy pulsing through the veins and realised she alone was responsible for its arousal. She took a certain amount of pride in that fact.Miah's tongue lashed out at the head of Gordon's cock, slowly licking the bulbous head."Ah..." He groaned. In the cramped confines of the toilet cubicle, his hands found her silky brown hair, as Miah's tongue lolled around his shaft like she was sucking on an orange slice. Slowly, she took more of his manhood into her wet, sucking mouth. Gordon was enjoying himself to no end. The things this woman could do with her tongue! She licked every inch of his cock, running her tongue across every vein, igniting every nerve ending. His breathing had picked up, Miah noticed. She began to increase her ministrations. She created a stimulating suction with her mouth and began to bob her head back and forth using her tongue to stimulate the underside of his cock."Fuck!" Gordon said in a strained tone. "Do you h-have...oh...do you have any idea what you're doing to me? Ah!""Umm hmm," she replied. And just to prove her point, she began to suck him off harder.His orgasm was coming now, hard and fast. "I'm going to cum," he grunted."Not yet, Gordy. Need you inside!"Gordon quickly positioned himself between her legs as he continued to relish his girlfriend's sweet moans and kisses. Pulling her wet knickers aside, slowly, he began to tease her clit, receiving surprised gasps. He watched as he rolled one of her small breasts while thrusting a finger in and out of her glistening cunt. She flinched, and cried out in joy when she felt him thrust in two fingers."I think you're ready to join the Club," Gordon whispered. "I know I am. Shall we?""Yes!"And he thrust his large cock into her, and entered into the depths of her feminine waters.He was inside her, thrusting away, grunting, yelling her name. Miah held onto him tight, her legs wrapped around his sides."Oh Gordy, sweet Gordy..."Her body shuddered, riding wave after wave of heat and unexplainable emotions. Just as he felt her walls tightening and squeezing him, he felt himself release deep inside of her, shooting his cum deep into her tight and quivering pussy..."Oh fucking hell, yes!" Gordon yelled.A furious knocking on the door brought them crashing down to earth."Oh shit.""Um, just a minute!" Miah yelled, her voice shaky. She pressed the button to flush the toilet and Gordon quickly withdrew.Outside, a small queue had formed. "Whoever's in there must be trying to flush themselves down the bog. They've been in there ages!" a woman muttered to the air steward.Gordon zipped up his trousers and unlocked the door. He took a deep breath. "Okay, brace yourself. Hope whoever knocked isn't too pissed off with us!" He slid the door open and came face to face with a growing line of passengers."About bloody time!" the man in the Panama hat yelled. Some of us have prostate trouble you know!" He fell silent as Miah squeezed out of the toilet behind Gordon."Er, guess it's time we returned to our seats," Gordon smiled through gritted teeth.There were a few shocked gasps, while others cheered and clapped."Looks like you two have earned your wings, the steward said, with a wink.Advent At Saint Michael's: Jenna has a dilemma. Can the Bishop help her?"This year has absolutely flown by," Reverend Morris said as he read through the latest edition of the parish magazine. I can't believe it's almost the first Sunday of Advent!""It's been quite a year," his wife replied, looking very much troubled."Are you alright Jen?" Reverend Morris looked at her. "Something's bothering you, I can tell."Jenna let out a sigh. "Oh Simon. I'm just so disgusted with recent events. I can't believe what's happened.He knew at once what she was referring to. "Ah. You mean the Archbishop of Canterbury resigning. No-one was more disgusted than I was. To think, we had to go and dine with him at Bishop George's house last year! Bowing and fawning over him whilst he prattled on about Africa and equal opportunities. That lying, hypocrite of a man had the nerve to threaten me over some 300 year old plaque in my church with the most tenuous link to slavery. And all the time he was covering up for some vile abuser!" He slammed his fist down on the coffee table and it was the first time Jenna had seen her normally mild-mannered husband look so enraged."Makes me feel sick!" He added. "Good riddance. I hope whoever replaces him will be an actual Christian this time."Not as sick as I feel, Jenna thought to herself. Had I known what the Archbishop was truly like, I would never have given him a blowjob at that dinner party! But at the time it was necessary to stop him going public over the offending plaque in Saint Michael's church.Reverend Morris composed himself and sighed. "In times like this, I always find my faith tested. These people at the top have turned away from God. I just hope our dear little church doesn't suffer."Jenna embraced him. "That won't happen, Simon. I'll make sure of that!""I'm feeling better already. We're approaching such a busy and important time in the church calendar. And your birthday too!"The shocking scandal engulfing the C of E had at least meant that Bishop George had long forgotten Reverend Morris' little dalliance with Sandra Conway at the vicarage garden party back in August. He took a deep breath and wondered if he was ever going to finish his sermon in time for the Sunday service.Meanwhile, over at 64 Stovepipe Avenue, Gordon the organist had no such worries.He whimpered and squirmed. It was getting hard to form thoughts between the tickling, let alone words, and the corners of his vision were fuzzing with pink mist that blended in with the view of Miah's of jiggling, bouncing breasts smothering him."Has my sexy organist been a naughty boy?" She teased, tickling his balls."You always bring out my naughty side...ah! Oh! Not down there!"Hee hee...Now I'm going to..."Suddenly, Gordon's smartphone rang, disturbing their afternoon pleasure."Oh ignore it," he mumbled, in between kissing his girlfriend. The annoying ringtone continued, before the phone finally went silent. "What were you going to do?""Open your diapason," Miah giggled, wrapping her hand round his cock. "That's the right term, yes?""Oh yes," he replied, sucking on her nipples. "You've already made me Swell to Great!" Gordon always loved it when pipe organ-themed words were used during sex.The phone rang again."Damn and blast it," Gordon exclaimed, reaching over to the bedside table. "Can't have five minute's peace. I should've switched it off.""Better answer it, it must be important," Miah said, licking the tip of his cock.
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