True Crimes Against Wine

Hey there! Ever wondered what wine your favorite characters from Game of Thrones would sip on during their downtime? In this wild and witty episode, we're diving into just that with a fun sidebar conversation! Join us as we hilariously match the iconic personalities of Jon Snow, Daenerys Targaryen, Cersei Lannister, and more to wines that capture their essence. Whether it's a cozy Pinot Noir for everyone's favorite brooding hero or a sharp Gruner-Veltliner for the fierce Mother of Dragons, there's something for every Westerosi palate. And we don't stop there! We chat about Tyrion's potential switch from wine aficionado to scotch sipper and even ponder what ancient wine would befit Drogon's fiery nature. It's all in good fun, so grab a glass, sit back, and let's toast to the Seven Kingdoms together!

DEFENDANT: The Sims EVIDENCE: Rex Hill Sims Valley Pinot Noir SCENE OF THE CRIME: Henford-on-Bagley and other locations -- Hey there, fellow wine and game enthusiasts!

Hey there! Ready for a fun ride through the world of "Severance" with a glass in hand?  In this episode, Judge Topher takes on a quirky challenge by exploring the perfect beverage matches for both the 'innie' and 'outie' versions of your favorite characters from the hit series "Severance."  From Mark's whiskey melancholy to Helly R's rebellious margaritas, we dive deep into what makes each character tick—and sip! It's a mix of humor, deep dives, and a genuine love for both wine and "Severance." Whether you're a fan of the show or just love discovering the perfect drink for any occasion, you're in for a treat.  Join us for this unique blend of true crime intrigue and delightful beverage concoctions, and don't forget to share your thoughts or your own drink suggestions for your innie or outie self! Cheers! 

DEFENDANT: Kevin Hart   EVIDENCE: Gran Coramino Cristalino Reposado Tequila (it is silver because it is clear, Fact Checker doesn't always know everything)   SCENE OF THE CRIME: Jalisco, Mexico -- Hello, friends! Welcome to another tantalizing episode of True Crimes Against Wine. Picture this—you're stepping into our cozy podcast, where we love to escape the chaos of the world and unwind.   This time, we're diving into a spirited discussion as we savor some delightful tequila. And not just any tequila; it's Kevin Hart's very own Coramino Tequila. Oh yes, we're doing it right!   In this episode, we banter about the unique traditions of tequila-making, explore some funny and awkward anecdotes from Kevin Hart's life, and sift through old scandals with the lightheartedness of enjoying a smooth, strong drink. Guffaw with us over comedic imprudence and celebrity escapades while sipping on divine margaritas that you'll definitely want to try at home.   Whether you're here for the wine wisdom, comedic interludes, or just to hear us babble about all things entertaining, you're in the right place. So, grab your glass and tune in for a long, enjoyable escape with us!

Hey folks, welcome back to another chit-chat session with us! Today, we're diving deep into the swirling controversies surrounding celebrated author Neil Gaiman. The allegations are heavy, and we're here trying to make sense of consuming art from someone whose personal life has faced serious scrutiny. We explore the tough questions - can you truly separate an artist's work from their wrongdoings? It's a journey of personal choice in the art versus artist dilemma, and we truly believe in respecting individual paths as we try to navigate this tricky landscape. Join us as we share our thoughts, ponder the implications, and offer our heart-felt advice on supporting not just survivors but also the many others involved in artistic endeavors without compromising your own ethics. Let's keep this conversation going. We'd love to hear your thoughts and feelings over on our social media pages or our Gmail. Until next time, stay kind and keep questioning the world around you. Cheers!

DEFENDANT: White Lotus EVIDENCE: White Lotus Makgeolli SCENE OF THE CRIME: An Exclusive Resort Near You -- Hey friends! Welcome to another entertaining episode of True Crimes Against Wine. Grab a glass and join us as we whisk you away into the captivating world of the White Lotus – where luxury meets underhanded alliances and unexpected twists!   We're diving into the latest season, exploring the picturesque settings from the heavenly coastlines of Thailand to the enchanting landscapes of Italy. It's a wild ride through wealth, secrets, and the fascinating drama that unfolds when some of the most flawed characters collide in paradise.   From the whirl of rich emotions to the depths of shocking betrayals (and yes, more of that seductive brotherly tension), you won't want to miss our sizzling takes and hilarious assessments. So, pop that cork and settle in for a juicy tale of hedonism, hilarity, and a hint of the sinister. Cheers to uncovering secrets over a glass – or two!

Welcome back, dear friends, to another hilarious episode of True Crimes Against Wine, where we dive into the world of snacks, accompanied by some unexpected and wild flavors! With our guest Hermes briefly making his mischievous presence known, we tackle Judge Rachel's burning question from our listener, Mae, about favorite potato chips. Join us as we indulge in a spirited discussion of kettle-cooked versus ridged chips, reveal embarrassing late-night Dorito meals, and get surprised by some mind-bending chip flavors. Whether you're a fan of spicy jalapeño bites or classic Pringles crunch, there's something delightful (and a bit weird) in our delicious journey. Prepare yourself for a special tasting session featuring some risqué selections gifted by a cheeky listener, including chips with libidinous and "exotic" flavors. It's a snack-filled adventure loaded with laughs, confessions, and a touch of the unexpected. And remember, eat your chips responsibly!

DEFENDANT: Kylie Minogue EVIDENCE: Kylie Prosecco SCENE OF THE CRIME: Veneto, Italy/Melbourne, Australia -- Hey there, mate! Join us as we uncork a delightful rosé Prosecco and dive into the bubbly world of Kylie Minogue. We get chatty about everything from Prosecco's fizz to pop sensation Kylie, and even manage to sprinkle in some fun pop culture tidbits. It's an easy-going, laugh-filled episode you won't want to miss! So grab a glass, get cozy, and let's have at it.

Hey there! Ready to dive into the delicious madness that is Cracker Barrel? We've got a fun episode lined up that's all about nostalgia, the scrumptious joy of hash brown casserole, and even a little road trip down memory lane. Imagine a place where the fried okra is crunchy, the rocking chairs are ready for serious lounging, and you never quite beat the peg game but always give it a darn good shot. Join us as we chat about our favorite Cracker Barrel orders, the country store's kitschy splendors, and a surprise gift that's just as quirky as it is delightful. Whether you're a lover of chicken and dumplings or a green bean aficionado, there's something here for everyone. And hey, if you've got a favorite order or Cracker Barrel keepsake, share it with us! We're all about connecting over good food and cozy vibes. So grab a snack, get comfy, and let's have some fun!

DEFENDANT: Emily in Paris EVIDENCE: Lillet Blanc SCENE OF THE CRIME: Paris -- Bonjour, mes amis! Dive into the delightful world of 'True Crimes Against Wine' where we take a stylish detour from our usual libations. Join us as we uncover the tantalizing truth behind aperitifs and their bitter companions, digestifs, with our special focus on the delightful Lillet Blanc. We reminisce about thrilling Parisian adventures while sipping our aperitif cocktails, discussing everything from Emilys in 'Emily in Paris' unforgettable fashion choices to learning why aperitifs like Lillet hold a treasured place in our hearts. This episode, filled with sparkling wit and laughter, effortlessly blends our love for wine, whimsy, and wonderful wardrobes. Don't miss out, because who wouldn't want to drink and look fabulous doing it?

Hey there, friend! Get ready to giggle as we unwrap a delightful email from Tina in Greenland. She charms us with tales of yo-yo prowess and poses a fun question that gets us all sharing our most useless, yet totally entertaining, skills. Spoiler: burping on command and NY Times crosswords might just make the cut! Join us for some laughs, hidden talents, and the joy of sharing stories across tundras.

DEFENDANT: Judge Rachel EVIDENCE: A Broken Bottle of Manos Special Edition Clue Cabernet Sauvignon SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Murder Shed -- Hey there. Welcome back to another episode of True Crimes Against Wine! This week, we're diving into the mystery edition of our beloved podcast, where the unknown reigns supreme. Will we stay on topic? Who knows! But one thing's for sure, the journey will be full of laughs and tangents! Today, we're recording from my loft with the windows open, enjoying a beautiful day with scrumptious soup simmering on the stove and a charcuterie board right beside us. If you're into ASMR of munching, this episode might just be your jam. If not, maybe hit the skip button and roll your dice elsewhere. With our usual fact-checker MIA, we've got little baby Hermes stepping in. He's currently living it up in NYC, while we dive deep into the world of mystery, murder, and wine. Remember Clue, the classic board game? Well, we're unboxing a specially-themed wine bottle inspired by it, complete with wine-related weapons and Art Deco vibes. Perfect for anyone who loves a good pour paired with a puzzling evening! So, whether it's dissecting the hallmark of '80s mystery movies or exploring the sophisticated chaos of the Clue legacy, we've got it all uncorked for you. Don't forget to check our TikTok for an inside look at the fantastic Clue wine unboxing moment!

Hey there, lovely listeners! Welcome back to another fun-filled episode of True Crime Against Wine. This time, we're diving into the whimsical world of wedding planning - from the exciting (and sometimes exhausting) hunt for the perfect dress to the delightful details of Topher's attire. Join us as we share laughs and stories about choosing the perfect bridal gown with a colorful veil twist, finding autumn-inspired accessories, and turning every moment into a celebration. Whether you're on the brink of wedded bliss or reminiscing about your own special day, this episode is packed with giggles, advice, and a dash of wine-induced twirls. Cheers to love, laughter, and happily ever afters!

DEFENDANT: RuPaul EVIDENCE: House of Love Canned Cocktails SCENE OF THE CRIME: The WerqRoom -- Hey there! Ready for some fun? In this episode, we step away from the usual somber crime stories and dive into the vibrant world of drag with a side of canned cocktails. Join us as we explore the quirky and colorful House of Love cocktails by none other than RuPaul! We'll chat about the delightful nuances of each drink, from pomegranate lime vodka to a passion fruit margarita that, well, might not be for everyone. Buckle up as we venture into the history of drag, from its ancient roots to its pivotal moment under the spotlight thanks to icons like RuPaul. Whether you're a fan of RuPaul's Drag Race or just curious about why canned cocktails are the rage, this episode's got a little something for everyone. So, pour yourself a drink, sit back, and enjoy the lively chat!

Hey there, welcome back to another fun-filled episode of True Crimes! Ever wondered what it's like when a mother and daughter hit the road together, tuning into their favorite podcast? Well, today's episode is packed with delightful tales and hilarious moments featuring our beloved listener, Barbara Ann!  Join us as Judge Rachel spills the beans about whether Barbara Ann knows her status as our podcast's legendary listener. It's a mix of mystery, motherly love, and downright funny misunderstandings!  From curious questions about memorizing episodes to navigating the intricacies of seasons versus episodes, Barbara Ann's insights will keep you entertained and chuckling all the way through.  Ever tried helping to pack up outdated medical journals or expired pill bottles? Topher shares the ultimate Barbara Ann moving experience that'll have you rolling with laughter. With a blend of love, laughter, and a little bit of chaos, this episode showcases just how special and quirky our loved ones can be.  So grab your favorite drink and join us for some heartwarming laughter. And if you have your own quirky stories to share, we'd love to hear them! Send them our way, because here at True Crimes Against Wine, everyone's tales deserve their moment in the spotlight. Cheers! 

TRIGGER WARNING: SA, please take care of your mental health. We value you and don't want to cause any harm through the things we discuss. -- DEFENDANT: Outland EVIDENCE: Manos Outlander Sauvignon Blanc SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Scottish Highlands -- Hey there, my friend! Welcome to our latest episode, where we take a fun and sometimes intense ride through the world of Outlander.

Hey there, welcome to another thrilling episode of True Crimes Against Wine! In this spooky season special, we're diving into the hypothetical chaos of The Purge. With a mix of humor and strategy, we chat about potential self-defense weapons and the hilarity of having to work as a DoorDasher during such a wild event. From debating the merits of a trusty rake versus a solid two-by-four, to the ridiculous concept of leaving 'please take one' notes during the purge, this episode is all about survival with a twist. And, of course, we question why people aren't using the Purge to create some positive societal change. Join us for a laugh as we explore these outrageous scenarios, debate obscure questions, and, as always, share a drink while keeping it real. Whether you're here for the giggles or the wine, there's something in this episode for everyone. Cheers, and happy spooky season!

DEFENDANT: Dungeons and Dragons EVIDENCE: Quest's End Warlock Whiskey SCENE OF THE CRIME: Your Imagination -- Welcome to our latest episode where we dive into the magical realm of Dungeons & Dragons, exploring the adventures and misadventures it offers. Get comfortable as we discuss the nuances of creating characters, rolling dice for destiny, and whether you should add a twinkle or shine to your D&D persona. We also indulge in the tale of Matthew Lillard's whiskey creation, Quest's End, and its enticing flavors that might stave off scurvy, or maybe just transport you to a ship's deck. Whether you're a whiskey aficionado or simply D&D-curious, this episode promises a journey through taste and imagination. Join us as we banter about our experiences, mishaps, and the unexpected hilarity that ensues when fantasy meets reality. It's an epic quest full of laughter, insights, and the reminder that every critical fail can turn into an unforgettable story. Cheers!

Hey there! In this fun and lighthearted episode, we're diving into the charmingly absurd world of pet spoiling.  Whether it's buying wigs for dogs or getting those must-have squeaky toys, there's no limit to how far we'll go for our furry friends!  Join us as we chat about our most ridiculous purchases for our beloved pooches, complete with hilariously cute costumes and unexpected toy stories.  From Halloween-themed outfits to plushy hoodies, discover what makes our dogs' wardrobes and toyboxes so uniquely adorable. We absolutely love doting on our pets, and hey, they deserve all the love and silliness we can give! So grab your favorite drink, sit back, and enjoy a hearty laugh as we share our tales of spoiled pets and whimsy. Cheers!       

DEFENDANT: Frida Kahlo EVIDENCE: Cigar Box Cabernet Sauvignon, Frida Edition SCENE OF THE CRIME: Maipo Valley, Chile -- Hey there, true crime aficionados! In today's episode, we're diving into the fascinating world of Frida Kahlo, an iconic artist who painted her own path despite all odds. We'll chat about her tumultuous relationship with fellow artist Diego Rivera, her unapologetic embrace of her unique beauty, and how her unyielding spirit came to symbolize Mexican cultural pride.   Join us as we sip on a delightful wine that pairs perfectly with tales of revolutionary art and passionate affairs. We'll explore her creative process, her struggles with health and heartbreak, and how her legacy continues to inspire generations.   So grab a glass, settle in, and let's toast to Frida — the artist who defied conventions and captivated the world. Cheers!

Hey there, and welcome back to our spooky shenanigans at True Crime Against Wine Sidebar!

DEFENDANT: George R.R. Martin EVIDENCE: House of the Dragon Cabernet Sauvignon SCENE OF THE CRIME: Westeros -- Welcome back, my fellow wine aficionados and Westeros wanderers! In today's True Crimes Against Wine, we're popping the cork on a special edition for all you Game of Thrones and House of Dragon fans. Picture this: the lush vineyards of Oregon meet the mystery of the Iron Throne. Are you intrigued yet? We're diving deep into the heart of the Willamette region, dissecting its finest Pinot Noir while musing over what makes this grape the 'heartbreak' of wines. Expect nothing less than a silky, seductive sip with just a whisper of vanilla and a gentle caress of French oak. Sounds like a perfect smooch in a glass, right? Stay tuned as we fumble our way through tasting notes, discuss the athletic prospects of netball (British listeners, isn't this a hoot?), and, oh yes, our vigorous debate on costumed characters from the Seven Kingdoms! Whether you're more of a Stark, Lannister, or Targaryen (or like us, just trying to not spill the wine), there's something in today's episode for every type of fan.

Hey pals! In this episode, we dive into an unforgettable day at Atlanta's Pride Parade. Our first-timer shares their excitement about embracing the vibrant, joyful atmosphere while soaking in the diverse community spirit.

Welcome to the companion Sidebar to our special Tophermas Celine Dion episode! In this magical rendition, our Judges have just finished recording, so to put it frankly, they are pretty lit. So why not record them answering musical trivia for your entertainment? That's right; we have more bad singing and hilarity for you! Consider this our holiday gift to you! Cheers, loves!

DEFENDANT: CELINE DION!!! EVIDENCE: Domaine Delaporte Sancerre, Loire Valley, FR SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Universe -- *DISCLAIMER* This episode includes cringe-worthy segments of terrible singing. If you have sensitive ears (or stomachs) please be advised.   Happy Birthday, Judge Topher!!! That's right, it is Tophermas Day! It's all downhill from here for the rest of December. BUT to celebrate the season, we are drinking our fanciest wine yet in honor of your favorite Judge's Fairy God-Diva, the greatest singer in the world, the incomparable Celine Marie Claudette Dion! Join us as we deep dive into the life of this beloved icon, from young ingenue to global superstar. Aaaaand... Because it is the most wonderful day of the year, be sure to check out the special Sidebar "Companion Episode" we so graciously gifted you all, set to air on Christmas Day! *SPOILER ALERT* We were already drunk when we started recording, so you are guaranteed to have a lot of fun listening to us make absolute fools of ourselves! You're welcome!

DEFENDANT: The Wonderful World of Oz EVIDENCE: Manos Yellow Brick Road Sauvignon Blanc SCENE OF THE CRIME: Munchkinland, duh. -- Let us be glad! Let us be grateful! Let us rejoicify that drunkenness could subdue... being boring? Yes, dear listeners, Good News! We are gracing you with a surprise bonus episode this holiday season. What is this feeling? Something bad? Goodness knows, no! We merely want to expressify our gratitution to you all! In this special episode, we will take dancing through life behind the scenes of L. Frank Baum's kaleidoscopic world and the creations it has led to. The inside scoop is sure to make you popular, even if only for one short day. I would drop some spoilers, but I'm not that girl! This thrillifying episode has us exploring new heights as we defy gravity. Thank you festivating with us! Cheers, my pretties!

DEFENDANT: Dolly Parton EVIDENCE: Dolly Chardonnay SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sevierville, Tennessee -- Howdy, darlin's! In this long awaited episode, our Judges examine the voluptuous past and bodacious present of America's Queen, the one and only Dolly Parton. From her humble roots to her rise to stardom, her glamorous image to her generous spirit, we have all the inside scoops! Ever wonder where she got her distinctive style? Or who her husband is and how they make their relationship work? And what about any dark secrets she harbors? Heck, everybody has a couple skeletons in their closet! Well just tune right on in, settle back with a sipple, and let us tell you all about it!   And don't forget to reach out to us at True Crimes Against Wine on TikTok, Gmail, Instagram, and Facebook!   Cheers, y'all!

Hey there! Welcome back to another exciting episode of True Crimes Against Wine. We've got a juicy one for you today, as we dive into my recent trip to the beautiful wine country of Oregon. It was quite the adventure, filled with unexpected surprises, a little bit of drama, and some unforgettable moments. From reuniting with old friends at a beloved winery to a rather infamous encounter over a $40 steak tartare, my trip had its highs and lows. Discover what it's really like to search for the world's best steak tartare and how to handle a not-so-great restaurant experience like a pro! And, of course, no trip is complete without a dash of history and culture - join me as we explore Portland's Chinese Museum and breathtaking gardens. Through it all, it was a trip that left me feeling refreshed and full of stories to share. So, pour yourself a glass of your favorite wine, sit back and enjoy as I recount the memorable tales of my travels. And hey, don't forget to share your own stories of justified culinary “Karens” – we've all been there! Cheers!

DEFENDANT: The Realm of the Occult EVIDENCE: Manos Ouji Cabernet SCENE OF THE CRIME: Beyond the Veil -- Hey wine-loving pals! Welcome to another episode full of thrills with True Crimes Against Wine!

In this exciting special episode, we celebrate airing our 100th Sidebar. Not only do we get to hear Fact Checker speak (yes, he came to work today), he also relistened to each episode so that he could write a diabolical quiz to test the memories of both our judges. What do you think? Which judge retained the most information over the years? Or will they both bomb? Play along with us to test your Sidebar savvy and try to beat our scores, if you dare! Happy 100th!!! Cheers!

DEFENDANT: Emma Watson EVIDENCE: Renais Gin SCENE OF THE CRIME: Chablis, France -- Hey there, fabulous friends! Welcome to another thrilling episode of True Crimes Against Wine, and guess what? We're diving into our very first liquor episode of Season Four. That's right, we're shaking things up with some gin-tastic revelations! Now, before you roll your eyes and say, “Oh, more gin?” hear us out! This isn't just any gin; it's Emma Watson's very own Renais Gin, crafted with grapes from her family's vineyard in Chablis. Fancy, right? We're exploring its unique flavors and crafting some delightful cocktails that will have you dreaming of sipping by the pool or lounging in a garden. Join us as we spill the tea (or should we say gin?) on Emma's life beyond the screen, her impressive academic pursuits, and her adventures in the world of wine and spirits. Plus, we'll take you on a nostalgic journey through 90s fashion, celebrity gossip, and more! So grab your favorite cocktail glass and settle in for a fun, refreshing, and slightly tipsy episode that's sure to leave you craving more. Cheers, darlings!

Hey there! Welcome back to another episode of True Crime Against Wine. So, we're diving into a special sidebar today. We got a ton of spooky season-related questions from you guys, and even though we're technically shifting into the holiday season, we're holding onto those spooky vibes a little longer. Let's be real, Thanksgiving can be pretty problematic, and without snow, Christmas doesn't feel all that festive. So, cheers to extending spooky season!   We've got some killer questions lined up, starting with this gem: If you had to live your reality in a horror movie, which one would it be? We've already confessed that surviving classic horror situations isn't exactly our forte. But hey, Coraline seems survivable, right? On the flip side, the idea of a haunted house with an unexpected axe murderer or an intense escape room scenario sounds thrillingly terrifying!   Now, here's the twist: which horror movie would you send your co-host into? We're talking outdoor horrors for those who aren't fans of the wilderness, and maybe some haunted house madness for those who love a good scare. It's all in good fun, and we've got some hilarious scenarios lined up!   Big shoutout to Tim for sending us these spine-tingling questions. And to all our listeners, keep those questions coming! You can reach us at truecrimesagainstwine@gmail.com and find us on TikTok, Instagram, and Facebook. Let's keep the spooky spirit alive a little longer!   Cheers, and until next time, keep it spooky!

DEFENDANT: Mary Shelley and her Monstrous Creations EVIDENCE: 19 Crimes Frankenstein Cabernet Sauvignon, Bride of Frankenstein Red Blend SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Land Down Unda! -- Hey there, fellow wine and spooky story enthusiasts!  Welcome to a special Halloween edition of "True Crimes Against Wine," where we're diving into the eerie world of Mary Shelley and her legendary creation, Frankenstein. This episode is full of firsts and surprises, including our very first tasting of Australian wines. We're going down under with a couple of 19 Crimes bottles that promise to be as intriguing as our discussion! Join us as we explore the life and times of the original goth girl, Mary Shelley. From her scandalous love life to her groundbreaking novel that birthed the science fiction genre, we're spilling all the tea (or wine, in this case). Was Frankenstein's monster truly a villain, or was Dr. Frankenstein the real madman? And what's the deal with Mary's obsession with graveyards? We've got all the juicy details. So grab a glass, cozy up, and get ready for a tale that's as tragic as it is timeless. We promise it's a story you'll want to sink your teeth into. Cheers to Mary Shelley, the queen of dark romance and literary innovation! 

Hey there, welcome back to another episode of True Crimes Against Wine! We've got a fun sidebar today, thanks to a sparkling question from our listener, Diamond. If you could go back in time and meet any celebrity who's no longer with us, who would it be? We dive into this time-traveling fantasy and share our picks! First up, it's Alan Rickman! From the heartwarming Colonel Brandon to the complex Severus Snape, Alan brought so much depth to his roles. And let's not forget the emotional rollercoaster he took us on in "Love Actually." Seriously, don't make Emma Thompson cry! Then we switch gears to the hilarious Paul Lynde, known for his sharp wit on shows like "Hollywood Squares." Imagine having him at your dinner party—so many laughs guaranteed! And if we could journey even further back, Oscar Wilde would be a must-meet for his iconic wit and charm. So, who would you choose? Drop us a line and let us know which celebrity you'd want to hang out with from the past. And don't forget, we're always here for a chat on True Crimes Against Wine via Gmail, TikTok, Instagram, and Facebook. We'll even send you some swag! Thanks for tuning in, and a special shoutout to Diamond for the fabulous question. Until next time, cheers!

Hey there, welcome back to another episode of True Crimes Against Wine! This time, we're diving into the juicy world of workplace drama with a side of vino. Ever wondered what it's like to wield authority and have to let someone go? Well, you're in for a treat! Join us as we spill the tea on some of the wildest firing stories you've ever heard. From button-up shirts gone rogue to cheeky employees thinking they can rewrite the rules, we've got it all. It's a rollercoaster ride of unexpected laughs, awkward encounters, and lessons learned the hard way. So grab a glass of your favorite wine (or mineral water, we won't judge) and tune in for a candid chat about the ups and downs of managing people. Got your own crazy work stories? We want to hear them! Slide into our DMs and share the gossip. Cheers to not being fired, friends!    

DEFENDANTS: Agts Mulder and Scully EVIDENCE: Grape Abduction Company White Blend, Slovenia SCENE OF THE CRIME: Don't Look Up... -- Hey friend!  Welcome to a brand new episode of True Crimes Against Wine - Season 4!  We're kicking off with some exciting content this season, and today is no exception. We've got a first for you: a delightful blend of 90% Pinot Blanc and 10% Yellow Muscat all the way from Slovenia!  Join us as we dive into the world of Slovenian wines, discuss fascinating facts about the X-Files, and even touch on some spooky alien abduction stories.  Did you know Slovenia has over 28,000 wineries? And that the X-Files inspired a surge of women entering STEM fields? We're unpacking all of this and more in today's episode.  So grab a glass, sit back, and let's get into it!  Cheers! 

Hey there, welcome to another hilariously candid episode of True Crimes Against Wine! This time, we dive deep into the question we've all secretly pondered: which celebrities would we erase from existence and why?   We kick things off with a question from Wesley, sparking a lively debate on which celebrities we just can't stand. From irrational hatred for Timothee Chalamet to the complex feelings about Janelle Monáe, we leave no stone unturned.   Join us as we discuss everything from the Kardashians' impact on body image to the darker sides of Hollywood with figures like Kevin Spacey and Woody Allen. And of course, we throw in some light-hearted banter about local dad rock bands and New Year's Eve nugget drops!   It's an episode filled with strong opinions, a few laughs, and a whole lot of honesty. Cheers to that!  

DEFENDANT: The Cast of New Girl (but especially Schmitt) EVIDENCE: Schmitt Söhne Family Wines Riesling  SCENE OF THE CRIME: Mosel, Germany --- Hey there, friends!

Hey friends! Welcome back to another delightful True Crimes Against Wine Sidebar!  Tonight, we're diving into the perfect wine pairings for an Italian dinner. Judge Topher has it all planned out, starting with a chilled bottle of Pigato, followed by a luscious Barolo. Fancy, right?  But don't worry, we've got some laughs and cheeky moments too—like figuring out what to drink at Olive Garden and some playful banter about mocktails and adults who order Shirley Temples.  Join us for a fun, wine-filled evening and get ready to take some notes for your next dinner out. Cheers! 

DEFENDANT: Catwoman EVIDENCE: Cuvee Nokat Bordeaux SCENE OF THE CRIME: Right bank, Bordeaux, France -- Welcome back, friends!

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Hey there, wine lovers!  Things get a bit operatic as Rachel faces a quiz about Northern Italy's wine culture, courtesy of Topher and his mischievous staff. Spoiler alert: hilarity ensues!  From guessing powerful Renaissance city-states to identifying Italy's grape varieties, Rachel's answers will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, you'll discover the crucial difference between pepperoni and sparkling salami. Who knew learning about wine could be this entertaining? Join us for laughs, unexpected trivia, and Rachel's unique approach to wine quizzes.  Don't forget to send in your own questions for Rachel (or even Topher) on Facebook, Instagram, Gmail, and TikTok. Cheers! 

Hey there, wine lovers!

Judge Rachel delves into the messy love life of Jenny from the block.