At The Movies...10 Years Later

"You wouldn't last a day, out in The Scorch!" Hey there Tenders, J9's first draft pick is up and we are all set to revisit The Maze and check in with the Runners and all the other kids that have literal names for what they do outside the maze. Listen as we go on wild tangents about snacks, Maze jobs, the movie "Predators", The Scorch, weekly correspondance, STAKES, dystopias, sweet scale models, fake outs and YA movie adaptations. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie Awards!

"You are not gonna run into problems if you just burn things. Haunted pen? Burn it!" Happy Halloween, Tenders! Our tradition of bringing the spooky scaries from 10 years ago continues, and it cost Jordan one of his 5 draft picks from 2014. Listen as we discuss our history with Ouija boards, the Parental Advisory of The Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack (on cassette tape), creepy old ladies, ghosts watching over us eat badly, the rules of Ouija, 35 year old high school seniors, the music of Roxette, how we'd act in horror movies and a real time realization of the comparisons of Ouija to The Ring (which it TOTALLY ripped off). All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Maze Runner)

"It's not a draft pick. It's a correct answer" Greetings! We are trying a different approach to the 2014 movie season, and for the first time ever have decided to do a 5 movie (each) draft to determine which episodes we are guaranteed to revisit and review on this 10th anniversary year of the 10th anniversary movie podcast. So what gets picked? Does Jordan go 5 for 5 superhero movies? How much Disney can Janine draft? And will a holiday episode tradition throw a wooden wrench in the plans!  Join us and find out!

Showtime, A-holes! We're back! After an extended siesta, J-Bow and J-9 have gotten the team back together (it's just us) to celebrate 10 years of "At The Movies, 10 Years Later" and shake things up a bit for 2014's crop of Box Office Champions.  Up first is the game-changing, star-making and foot tapping space epic that took the MCU intergalactic. Listen as we talk about the killer soundtrack, goo, an abundance of blue villains, blackberry picking, Werther's Original vs. Play Doh, how this movie changed Suicide Squad, proper team building, Chris Pratt's weight loss, Dave Bautista's previous life as a WWE legend and his second life as a respected Hollywood actor and James Gunn's new gig. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards.  NEXT EPISODE: The 2014 Movie Draft

"I adore the cut of his jib" Happy New Year! Time marches in one direction, and so does this episode as we revisit a concern documentary from 10 years ago about One Direction. So pour a cup of Skittles and listen as we break down NSOD, power rank the members, lost youth, weird haircuts, bad tattoos, trying to be a bad boy, Beatles comparisons, hysteric teenage girls, 90s boy bands vs. modern boy bands, overzealous news reporting and bands that would have good documentaries. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards!  

"I thought it was pretty clever, but you're not 'Let It Go' and you never will be" Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, whatever you are into this time of year we hope it is unreal for you. We are back to revisit the land of Arrendelle and the phenomenon that was Frozen. Talking Olaf, sister-love, Weaseltown, hit songs, bitchy sisters, proper fire burning techniques, angelic tones, Kristen Bell: Ultimate Running buddy, Whistler, shitty trolls, Ice monsters and massive heel turns. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

"You know what? Fuck space." Hey friends! Join us as we continue our trip back to 2013 and take a secondary trip up to space, which in case you didn't know, is a relentless killing machine. We talk about jackets (stay tuned after the end credits of the episode!) unsurvivable situations, Sandy B, the Macarena, Ed Harris' eventual villainy in all films, Oscar nominations, framed posters and more. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards!

"I don't want to see mouths sewn to buttholes, but I'm down for some paranormal shit" Happy Halloween! We are back to review a horror movie box office champion from 2013, and it's not a Paranormal Activity for once! Instead we are revisiting the movie that started a cinematic universe of profitable horror that is still going strong today. Listen as we break down things that scare us, favourite horror movies, creepy dolls, levitating chairs, creepy old timey music, blood vomit, incredibly thorough research, the Conjuring universe and the heavy lifting done by "based on a true story". All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie Awards!

"I can't stand up for what's right anymore, because I want to keep living". Hey friends! We're going back to the series that has inexplicably become the highest grossing animated film franchise of all time. Back to Gru and company for round 2. Listen as we discuss BC wildfire season, the appeal of the Minions, breakfast sandwich makers, viral movie marketing, movie theatre conduct, Jordan's "frosty relationship with magic", lava lamps, toupees, types of baldness, Brad Taylor's ponytail, Superman's posture, E Bikes and the most macho way to die. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Wolverine)

"LIttle kids are hilarious athletes, and it's bullshit that I can't just go and watch" Hey there! 10 years ago we got a Pixar sequel/prequel that FINALLY had nothing to do with Toy Story or Cars. Monsters Inc takes it back to college to see how Mike met Sully, why Randall squints and when Roz took a vow to keep her eye on them.  Listen as we discuss Pixar sequels, cheating, children's sports, Canadian college, self doubt, PotC turning 20, dying on a treadmill and swimming lessons. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Despicable Me 2)

"This is a million dollar concept in a $300,000 package" IT has been 10 years since the first Purge, but considerably less time since the prequel titled "The First Purge", which makes this whole thing a bit confusing. Listen as we revisit the low-budget, blue balls concept tease that jump-started the whole franchise. We get into rich people home security, socio economics (briefly), our low-stakes purge activities, shitty neighbours, good deeds, awful plans, doomed young love, Hobo Joe and the jug band gang, siege weaponry, haunted house murders, bullshit "carb-less" dinners, creepy masks and the greatest shotgun in cinema history!  (NEXT EPISODE: Man of Steel)

"It's not a bad way to waste 2 hours" Rev up your engines and hit the NOS gang, we are revisiting a very special movie in Bow's life (some may argue the most special), movie 6 of 10 and counting in the Fast & Furious saga. Listen as we break down the origin of why this is the movie Bow has seen more times in theatres (9!), as well as a breakdown of the entire Fast franchise, an eventual 5 minute plot, Mark Sinclair, who Barry Pepper should have played, the Rock being a ridiculous cartoon, Han going to Tokyo, the world's longest runway, 2 on 1 face vs. heel fights, 80s and 90s movies that were MOVIES. The Rock losing his luster, The Lost City as a palate cleanser, proper wolf hunting methods, the mythos, butts, BBQ invites, Paul Walker in Pleasantville, wrestling references and the safety of landing on cars. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Purge)

"One thing about me...I love a good prologue. If you are ever watching a movie in a theatre, and it starts, and the title comes up first, and you hear someone in the theatre go "awww", it's me." Warp speed, y'all! We are going back through a time rift and revisiting the alternate universe Star Trek sequel, which should have been called: Star Trek: Wrath of John Harrison. After an amazing first entry in the series, we examing the high highs, the low lows and the creamy middles of Kirk & Crew round 2. Listen as we discuss how to correctly eat Smarties, tough love Bruce Greenwood, gratuitous shots of ladies in their underwear, John Harrison's legacy, the Ed Harris effect, terrorism to save loved ones, red shirts, Spock's emotions, bomb ass plans, the Dick Enterprise, Bill Hader, how to manipulate Klingons and the RAPL effect. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!  (NEXT EPISODE: 6 Fast 6 Furious)

"It's tough because you have MCU nerds who get hard for this stuff" Yo listen up, here's the story! Tony Stark returns as the man in the iron mask (and suit) for his last solo foray before Civil Wars, Infinity Wars and Endgames. We're hear to revisit the first movie in Phase 2 of the MCU, and the first one post-Avengers. We talk about this being a Christmas movie, Tony being a dick, desert island rescue food requests, precocious kids, the Iron Patriot suit, glowing eye bad guys, Gwenyth Paltrow being a bit shit, indestructable sports bras, Tuna fish sandwiches and the dangers of unlimited chicken strips.  Alll that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Star Trek: Into Darkness)

"I'm so glad they lost. Not because 'Go Humanity' or anything, but because they deserved to lose for being fucking idiots" Hey there! Thrilled to be able to revisit a 2013 Box Office #1 that is also part of the Tom Cruise Sci-Fi subgenre, Oblivion.  Join us as we break down tight ponytails, cabins, the anatomy of feathers, stupid machines, memory wipes, clones, the timeline of the end of the Earth, scabs, bad Irish accents, Top Gun:Maverick, shapes, drones, Jaime Lannister, folksy southern accents, Super Bowl LI, naked seduction swims, effective teamwork and how long you have to wait after getting shot to procreate. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Pain & Gain)

"I know it kinda goes against the point of the movie to judge someone based on how they look...but...the guy looked like a racist" It's April 15th, Happy Jackie Robinson Day! We're back to kick off our 2013 season with one of Chadwick Boseman's more underrated performances as Jackie Robinson. Listen as we discuss gross racism, dancing, old timey baseball announcing, Harrison Ford sounding like John Goodman, baseball movies, infidelity, the Pittsburgh Pirates, stealing home plate, obviously racist German pitchers, biopic rules and our hatred from the Toledo Blue Stockings. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

"Bane is funny. He's got jokes" After 8 years of being a recluse, hidden away from the world, Bruce Wayne dons the Batman cowl and the Dark Knight returns. Thematically, it makes sense to release this episode under similar circumstances. Recorded last Summer before things kinda went more than a bit to shit, sometimes you gotta slap on the knee brace and kick some bricks. Listen as we talk about Bane's voice, Batman's voice, some Robin bullshit, Bruce freeing murderers from prison via rope, scuba masks, the funniest death of all time, knee braces, Catwoman's reckless ponytails, Bane being a master of suble comedy, the contents of Bruce Wayne's prison satchel,  Batman being a massive mouth-breathing hypocrite, THAT death rattle, umbrellas, aggressive power companies, Gordan being a terrible cop in every imaginable way. Batman being a terrible trash talker, ticking clock accuracy and John Blake's non-existent Batman training. All that plus Fun Facts, and Tenzie awards!  

"I'm glad to know someone who shares my belief that booby traps are sometimes entirely necessary" Happy Halloween Tenders! We've got a lot on the go right now but there was no way we would skip over a chance to experience some frights and return to the found footage franchise that is a license to print money: Paranormal Activity. Listen as we discuss some of our fears, adult trick or treating, buffet cantaloupe, our last tricks and treats, Mr. Tumnus if he as an asshole, socks and sandals and booby traps! All that plus FUN FACTS, Tenzie awards and some extra spooky two sentence horror stories. (NEXT EPISODE: The Dark Knight Rises)

"Eugene!" It's that time web-heads! We are here to revisit and review the first attempt at rebooting the cinematic Spider-Man franchise with Andrew Garfield (and his hair) as Peter Parker/Spider-Man. We talk love languages, Flash's real name being the keyword to an asskicking, Gwen's skirts, keeping promises, Lizard men, Meatloaf, web shooters, the superior cinematic Spider-Men rankings and eventual honesty. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Dark Knight Rises)

"The guy has pulled Norah Jones and Tammy-Lynn from being a teddy bear with no penis? That's game." It's been 10 long years since Song & Dance Seth MacFarlane's foul mouthed teddy bear came to life and said "fuck you" to thunder. We talk about how great The Other Guys is, Seth surviving 9/11, shitting on the floor, child stars, Ted's ability to pull hot ladies, Tom Skerrit, Ryan Reynolds' career lows and wonderful highs and white trash names. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Amazing Spider-Man)

"Yeah sure I gave you a mysterious magical spell and I forgot to tell you the most important part of it, sure, that doesn't give you the right to blow up my goddamn house" It's been 10 years since Princess Merida needed to CHANGE HER FATE, and we try to get through our revisiting of it without breaking into a Scottish accent 100 times. We fail horribly, but we have a great time regardless. Listen as we talk wisps, Mor'du!, accents, mums, camp archery, rocking out to the Brave soundtrack on the ferry, witches, suitors, hood reveals, a very detailed conversation regarding the entrances of Guildford Mall, Maury Povich DNA reveals, blowing up houses, Pixar's soft decline, and whether or not it's justified to call Merida the c-word. All that plus FUN FACTS, Tenzie awards and more! (NEXT EPISODE: Ted)

"He who has the whiskiest lips, will step up and kiss the fair maiden and bring her back to the land of the living!" We also chat Charlize chewing scenary, sense participation in movies/tv, how attractive Bowman is /10, Kristen Stewart's beauty, the Food Network, the Billy Goats Gruff, fantasy casting, whiskey lips, needing a Bowman, alternate pump up speeches, the WORST hair, committing to a role and creepy mirrors. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: "Brave")

"Sometimes... when I'm lying in bed, and I need a good thrill..." The movie podcast that goes back in time is watching a movie that goes back in time. We are chatting Will Smith, Josh Brolin a Toothy Jemaine Clement and sometimes Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black 3. Listen as we get into Donair meat, Mark Sanchez's "butt fumble", Josh Brolin putting the movie on his back, Will Smith's Men In Black songs (and his outsourcing of the MiB3 theme to Pitbull), Emma Thompson's bi-coastal beach houses, chocolate milk syrup vs. powder, being born 40, Disneyland Teacups, POV rollercoaster youtube, and ground coffee. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Snow White & The Huntsman)

"I'm not buying it here because of the deal. I am protecting myself against a potential future rip-off. Thanks Winners!" Going back a ways to the lovely days of 2011, and posting an old episode that go lost in the shuffle. Which is too bad because it's a good movie, and it deserves to be retrospected after a decade. Listen as we discuss jackets, shoes, gossip, tinted glasses, old timey racism, 80s and 90s pop culture, many Gwen Stacys, being kind, show costume themes, shit-pie and much much more. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Men In Black 3)

"I hate shadowy cabals, mostly because I've never been invited to be part of one" THE ROAD TO THE AVENGERS IS OVER! Celebrating 10 years of what was once the movie Bow saw most in theatres (8!), and the coming together of a group of remarkable people to fight off some aliens and each other for a brief spell. The culmination of Phase One of the Marvel Cinematic Universe turns 10, so we look back on all the moments and memories from this benchmark in modern cinema. We talk specimens, dirty hair/meat, stealing punching bags, hair whips, shadowy cabals, Black Widow being a human lady, comic book movies, not breaking stride, softball teams, why Cobie Smulders needs to be in more things and owning your fandom. All that plus 33 Fun Facts, Tenzie awards and an absolutely overwhelming amount of nerdiness.    

"Would you describe us as kooky peeps?" We went back for Bow's boy, Ben Foster, and revisited the 2012 heisty smuggling thriller starring Mark Wahlberg. We get into what we consider contraband, cheating in school, Josh Hartnett's shark eyes, Ribisi's boydom and why Bowman despises the colour Magenta. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

"Don't unwrap your cookie so fast" We back! And we are revisiting the first of this two movie series where Steve Harvey's advice is the thing driving the entire narrative lives of... the Earth. We talk about "game", dating, dating apps, the fact this is a real book and the importance of just being a decent person and having a conversation. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Contraband)

"Peta is the only one here I'm 100% sure watches wrestling. He's the best. He gets it". May the odds be ever in your....damn how does the rest of that go? Anyways we are back to volunteer as tributes and watch the first of several Hunger Games movies to slay the competition and be the last one standing at the box office. We talk our chances of winning, reckless beekeeping, Lenny Kravitz being the best, the hair, the sponsors and the rock faces. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Think Like A Man)

"I took 5 notes. I love this movie so much I just wanted to watch it". 10 Years Ago... Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill teamed up with Lord/Miller for the big screen reboot of 21 Jump Street, and the reboot template was set. An awesome script, funny self aware gags, good action and a new side of "The Tates" all led to a fantastic movie-going experience that is just as funny today. We talk high school haircuts, Dave Franco, reboots, movie tropes and when Channing Tatum hit that next level. All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Hunger Games)

"Not since Phillip Seymour Hoffman in Mission Impossible 3 has a kidnapping victim been in more control of a situation. Wow." 10 years ago uber criminal super spy Denzel Washington was moved to a safe house after being captured in South Africa under the watchful eye of Agent Ryan Reynolds. Chaos ensued. We're here to talk about kidnapping, favelas, tough talking someone who you've deafened, torture towels and more. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Award! (NEXT EPISODE: 21 Jump Street)

"Never before in the history of romance, has a Dutch Oven been a potentially good idea to make her love you again" Hey yo! It's been 10 years since Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum played a married couple who falls out of love due to amnesia brought on by a car accident. Where does the time go? We are here to break it down and discuss farts, handsomeness, Sam Neil, the pros and cons of head injuries and more. Plus we have Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Safe House)

"Her hair, is RED!" It's been 10 years since the found footage genre went super, and we're here to break down this coming of age/coming to terms with powers/puking on 34 year olds at High School parties film. We talk hair colours, if it was us, preferred super powers, the acting and perhaps have one of the most intense disagreements about a score in ATM10 history! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards.

"No movie should ever end with a dude with a knife in one hand, and broken mini liqour bottles in the other hand, putting up his fucking dukes!" Happy 2012 to you all! It's our first episode in a new year of movies and the "Road to Avengers" is officially underway! But first, we tackle Liam Neeson & friends in the Alaskan* wilderness surviving a plane crash, and trying to survive some fucking wolves. We talk about our survival abilities, accents, fears, affinity for animals, sending messages, drowning in shallow water, campfires and much more more. All that plus Fun Facts, Parents Guide Challenge and our first Tenzie's of the year. (NEXT EPISODE: Chronicle)

"WHAT A PLAN BY THE APES!" Another pandemic movie from 2011 (although slightly less overt than Contagion), we get together to discuss the first in a very overlooked trilogy of excellent movies. We talk outbreaks, justice, cute monkeys, John Lithgow, apes on horses and much much more. All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzie awards and a trip to the IMDB parent's guide.

"Arancini. Cup of Skittles. It's going to be a memorable night" Happy New Year! It's the favourite holiday of 1/2 of the show, so we went all out in celebrating a movie that is a giant mess of stars coming and going (and being overshadowed by legends). Listen as we talk about why Bow loves New Years so much, Cary Elwes and the respect that's due to his name, Lea Michelle's reign of terror on Glee, Robert De Niro's multitasking, Halle Berry: Queen of the Pixies, How much Bon Jovi singing is too much and we come up with some new New Year's traditions. All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts, Special New Years Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"How dare this movie make Canada seem like a bunch of greedy body bag hoarders". Happy Holidays! Releasing some of our episodes from the tail end of the Summer, and as much as you don't want to hear about it, Contagion was one of those movies. With things going out of control again we revisit the movie that predicted a shit ton of this stuff going down. From anti-vaxxers, to social distancing, to the quick spread and faux treatments, it's all here. All that plus Fun Facts, Parent's Guide Challenge and Tenzie awards!

"We have a rule on this show, that there are no skips, unless one of us has a child and brings new life into this world. It's a new life!" Happy Halloween! If you thought we would sit out an opportunity to review some decade old spooky scaries, you wrong! Listen as we talk demons, witches, modern male fashion, badass children, babysitters, furniture and more! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!  

"She graduated with honors from the Amanda Seyfried school of eye distance" Sam Rockwell alert! We attack the 2011 genre mashup that time forgot. This is a movie that happened, we can assure you. We talk all about tackling dudes off horses, gruff Harrison Ford, Adam Beach being the man, Sam Rockwell crushing it, getting out of the prostitution game, bullshit resurrections, that shitty kid from The Last Airbender, Daniel Craig's attractiveness, who is the most legit cowboy?, alien B-team blowing it, Hollywood eye distance, futuristic makeup and more! All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

"It's not like it's fucking Candyman where you say 'Voldemort' three times into a mirror and he's gonna show up and ruin your sleepover" It's the end of the line for the students of Hogwarts! We break down the final installment in the Harry Potter film series and get ALLLLL INTO IT! We talk about Dragon abuse, Goblin deals, bullshit resurrections, pointing sticks at each other, hiding horcruxes properly, STAKES!, the comedic stylings of Voldemort, Neville's in-universe glow up, Neville's real life glow up, decent acting, Dumbledore being a dick, complicated bank access, silly names, Stone Soldiers, Hagrid the hostage, speaking slowly to emphasize the evil, secret brothers and much more! All that plus IMDB Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"I enjoyed the stakes, and I can't stress enough how much the cars murdering themselves in this really spoke to me". Disney/Pixar chose to do a Cars sequel before tons of other deserving movies in their catalogue, but MONEY...TALKS. Listen as we discuss the film and Bow's love of honey mustard "cheese" roll-ups, the rise of charcuterie, Spider-car, spy passwords, Fast & Furious comparisons, the beauty of the Italian race course, Larry the Cable Guy being shit, Formula 1 racing, what happens when cars die, how the cars procreate, lazy car puns, a literal bomb ass plan, redneck tow trucks, the lack of Bonnie Hunt car and vicious car murders. All that plus Parents Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"I had no idea that was a Good-bot, and not a Dick-bot, because they weren't wearing jerseys" Recharge your energon and get fired up because it's a giant robot fighting movie that is an assault on your sense. Listen as we break down the amazing cast (and what they are doing there), Tyrese the liar, the future of the Transformers franchise, Shia The Beef, alternate takes on the moon landing, machine murder, the need for these things to be wearing jerseys, Ken Jeong, lazy Decepticons, Machine Gun Kelly, Robot branding, Patrick Dempsey and the point of going to the moon. All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"Yes or no: Is Steve Rogers a virgin?" It's been a decade since the last solo MCU film before the Avengers, and the Star-Spangled Man With A Plan jumped into our lives, shield first. Listen as we break down the dogfight for Best Supporting Character, 40s fashion, accidental cyanide, Hugo Weaving's lack of romantic comedy roles and his prominent cheekbones, when (and IF) Steve Rogers lost his virginity, Peggy Carter's punching ability, how the "Show Pony" era of Captain America was important, Red Skull's rat tail, Steve fighting people who talk in movie theatres and little Steve Rogers. All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards.  

"I cannot fully express my disappointment with almost every decision that was made" The road is Green Lantern is OVER! Revisiting fanboy heartbreak is the only way to celebrate 200 episodes of the decade-late movie show. Join us as we discuss EVERYTHING about Green Lantern, the emotional spectrum, Sinestro's backstory, popcorn seasoning, Hal Jordan's cowardice, what creeps do (sniff hair), conceiving a child at 10 years old, Hal Jordan's terrible disguise, the history of the Green Lantern movie's development, the Jack Black Green Lantern script, the casting, comparisons to Daredevil (2003), Ryan Reynolds live-tweeting the movie and Bradley Cooper's audition. All that plus Parents Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! Honestly, sincerely, thank you all for listening and supporting the show for however long you have been doing it. Didn't think we'd ever get to 200 episodes, but it means a lot. - Bow

"This thing has a spaceship made out of alternating, shapeshifting cubes. I don't think he needs to worry about Crest". Filmmaking kids run afoul of a super sensitive alien in J.J. Abrams "Spielbergian" coming of age monster flick "Super 8". Join us as we discuss the relationship between Abrams and Spielberg, J.J. Abrams' filmography, the Mission Impossible series, kid actions, bad acting and good acting, big families, "mint" slang, bossy friends, childhood passions, Charles in Charge, alien dental hygiene, Kyle Chandler's handsomeness and surviving a train derailment. All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

"All these people who had their preexisting hatreds now just do it in a post-apocalyptic world, and they hate each other even more because they have powers" The mutants are back, but not back to the future as it's the swinging 60s and we are jump-starting the convoluted timeline in cinema history. Join us as we talk about the X-Men brand (and the damage done to this point), Irish Magneto, Mystique's big main event push, Nicholas Hoult's glow up, X-Men Days of Future Past being the best, creepy Xavier, the X-Franchise, mutant powers we would want, Wolverine's awesomeness, January Jones being terrible, Kevin Bacon, the worst X-Men team you could have put together, Nazis being the worst and the "Free Willy Pact". All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"The lack of chunk nets handicapped this movie to a degree from which it could never recover from" Aliens have come to Earth to fuck around, and Aaron Eckhart is having absolutely none of it. Listen as we talk about about what we play for, Pert Plus, Aaron Eckhart's career, Saving Private Ryan, highly rated Madea episodes, military rankings, character nicknames, what the Coast Guard does, sacrificing yourself, Alien physiology, utilizing Jeff's military expertise, CHUNK NETS, Barry Pepper's sniping ability, frosty pints, and passing on 3D conversion. All that plus Fun Facts, Parent's Guide Challenger and Tenzie awards!

"Here's the thing, I realized halfway through that, that I was REALLY taking a strip off the guy, but I was committed, I couldn't turn around and go back to Winnipeg, I had to keep going" The wolfpack is back, and everyone came out in droves to see them. the sequel to the smash hit that made A-list stars out of most of it's cast, we dive into the seedy underbelly of Bangkok to see how another kick at the can turns out. Listen as we discuss CROSSFIRE!, ladyboys, upping the crassness, comedy sequels, drug dealing monkey's, tiny dicks, man crushes, Alan being the best, Alan being the worst, Phil being a handler, botched cameos and the best locations for Hangover movies. All that plus Fun Facts, Parents Guide Challenge and Tenzie awards!

"I came out of the movie being so pro mer-MAIDS, but not that mer-MAID. The main one kinda sucks" Aye mateys! Avast yer ears, we be talkin' Pirates 'round these parts, savvy? After the wet fart ending of the Pirates trilogy, they got (most of) the band back together for a tale of fountains of youth, mermaids and swashbuckling. Listen as we talk about that, Depp as Jack Sparrow, Penelope Cruz exposition, Pirate job interviews, mermaid names, Amanda Seyfried 2, ship controlling voodoo, zombies or mermaids, silly physics, Barbossa (the grungy dandy) and his skin, Pirates 1 being the ultimate summer movie, Pirates power rankings, Ian McShane's Blackbeard and Pirate Dave Navarro winning Best Supporting Character after one line. All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"Much Dance '97 was a go-to, fuckin' JAM factory" We've never seen this thing, but apparently these movies were a slightly big deal with the kids. It's on the list, so we have to watch and review. Listen as we talk about "Take Part" taking over, dealing with siblings, old school internet, Grade 7 memories, Ma$e song titles, Dua Lipa, roller skating, red "soda" cups, The Foot, battles of the bands, Rachael Harris, best summer drinks, firing someone in your band in the middle of a concert, watching the movie Cats, morning gin, overuse of "bomb ass plan", whether or not Rodrick rules and magic shows. All that plus Fun Facts, Parents Guide challenge and Tenzie Awards!

"Do you think any of this happens if Thor is unattractive? What if Thor was a 4/10?" A year before the Avengers assembled, the MCU's third hero stepped up and sliced...like a hammer! Listen as we talk about reserved seating, Asgard fashion, Heimdall's job as a security guard, Loki's awkward overt heel turn, Thor being a huge asshole, how to avoid being tied down or suffocated to death, MCU debuts, the motivation of the Frost Giants, Thor and Jane's chemistry, open mouth kissing, Stan Lee as Odin, as alternate casting. All that plus Parents Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"Her husband was a good cop, and not she's with this piece of shit? She's got a little brain damage herself" Rev it up, it's time to revisit the GAME CHANGING installment in the Fast saga, it's Fast Five. Listen as we break down The Rock's intro to the series, the Fast fight contracts, Vin Diesel's career trajectory, decoy assassins, the complicated Fast timeline, Han being the absolute best, Tyrese being a liar who is bad at his job, The Rock's accent, The Rock's painted on shirt, childhood TV shows, Ludacris being a hacker now, the franchises shifting priorities and whether or not The Rock had a goatee. All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzie awards and a trip to the IMDB Parent's Guide. (NEXT EPISODE: Thor)