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Boujee Blondes is presented by Melissa Clarke and Simone Grace.Join the ladies for girly chats full of fun and laughter - chatting about life, relationships and much more in a comfortable safe place. women empowerment and sisterhood is the sense of belonging that this podcast interprets. the atmosphere hopes to provide a safe place for everyone to go for advice whilst feeling accepted and understood. Melissa and Simone share their own life experiences which entails lots of blissful, loving and embarrassing moments but also mistakes throughout life. Speaking to diverse groups of people from different walks of life on various subjects. A weekly episode not to be missed - every Tuesday on all major podcast platforms. If you would like to contact the girls please email Boujeeblondespodcast@gmail.com

Melissa Clarke & Simone grace


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    Latest episodes from Boujee Blondes

    Embracing Hot Girl Habits for Your Seasonal Glow-Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2025 41:47 Transcription Available


    Ready to transform your spring? Join Melissa and Simone as they unpack the essential hot girl habits that will elevate your season from ordinary to extraordinary. Melissa kicks things off with her marathon training journey, highlighting both the physical challenges and mental discipline required—a perfect metaphor for the transformation spring offers us all. Meanwhile, Simone shares her weekend adventures in Dubai, complete with a cautionary tale about Prosecco-induced hangovers that will have you laughing in solidarity.The heart of this episode revolves around practical ways to refresh your life this season. From the therapeutic power of decluttering your space (and watching that stagnant energy disappear) to crafting intentional morning and evening routines, the hosts offer actionable advice that doesn't require a complete lifestyle overhaul. Simone's evening ritual of gratitude journaling on her balcony might just be the inspiration you need to create your own mindfulness practice.We also tackle a juicy listener dilemma about whether to pursue a promising new relationship or revisit an ex who suddenly reappeared looking better than ever. Our unfiltered advice navigates the messy reality of attraction, history, and self-respect—perfect for anyone caught in a dating crossroads.The most powerful takeaway? The absolute necessity of a positive mindset. As Simone puts it, "You have to believe in yourself. If you keep doubting yourself or constantly saying nothing ever goes my way, you're never gonna get it." Learn why protecting your dreams from others' opinions might be the secret ingredient to your success this spring.Want to join our hot girl spring movement? Implement these habits, tag us on Instagram, and let's transform together. New season, new energy, new you—let's make it happen!Send us a text

    Engaged to a Cheater? Exploring Relationship Dilemmas and Women's Safety in Ireland

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 43:09 Transcription Available


    Melissa and Simone deliver best friend advice on gym wear debates, relationship red flags, and the concerning state of women's safety with their signature blend of honesty and humor.• Simone recaps her rejuvenating Thailand vacation with crystal clear waters and friendly locals• The hosts discuss the "generational gym wear wars" between Gen Z's baggy preference and millennials' fitted styles• They offer advice to a listener who learned French to surprise her fiancé only to overhear him confessing to cheating• Both hosts emphasize knowing your worth and not proceeding with a relationship when trust is broken• Melissa and Simone share personal stories about being followed and harassed• They discuss the importance of women's safety and practical tips for staying vigilant• Women shouldn't blame themselves for the inappropriate behavior of others• The hosts recommend MAC's new strobe blushes as their product of the week• Final affirmation: "This is hard, but I can do it. I will let go of what does not positively serve me"Make sure that you follow us on Spotify or Apple Podcast and head over to our Instagram channel and give us a follow there!Send us a text

    It's Galentines week!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 39:59 Transcription Available


    This episode explores the complexities of modern relationships as Valentine's Day approaches. Melissa and Simone discuss the significance of friendships, the impact of digital dating, and the importance of communication within relationships while pondering if soulmates are a myth or a reality. • The evolving role of friendships and their importance in our lives • Feelings about Valentine's Day and its societal pressures • The impact of social media and dating apps on relationships • Challenges men face in modern romantic dynamics • The concept of soulmates and the lessons learned from relationships • Tips for effective communication and nurturing connections • Balancing independence and partnership in romantic relationshipsGet in touch via email Boujeeblondespodcast@gmail.comSend us a text

    Get to know Simone!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 53:55 Transcription Available


    Ever wondered what it's really like behind the scenes at the Grammys? We kick off this episode with an intriguing glimpse into the whirlwind of celebrity life, spotlighting the unexpected drama surrounding Kanye West and his new partner, Bianca. We share our firsthand experience of a night out with the duo, delving into Bianca's striking, almost robotic presence and her daring fashion choice that ignited debates over empowerment versus exposure. We question the motivations behind her bold moves and Kanye's role in them, sparking a conversation about personal boundaries and societal norms in relationships.We then journey into the nuanced world of personal branding and lifestyle management. Exploring the intimate versus curated nature of platforms, we discuss the authenticity of podcasts compared to the polished facade of Instagram stories. We bring personal anecdotes to the table, emphasizing the importance of aligning with good energy and shared values in relationships. From balancing a hectic lifestyle to the essential role of passion and routine, we share insights on how to navigate life's demands, all while highlighting the power of laughter and connection beyond mere physical attraction.Finally, we wrap up with some inspiring tales and reflections on personal growth, including a heartwarming story of Stormzy's unexpected act of kindness toward a struggling UK florist. We touch on the pressures faced by those in the public eye, from the relationship challenges of Molly Mae to the struggles of young athletes. Through stories of transparency and resilience, we underscore the importance of addressing issues openly and finding balance in work and personal life. Tune in for laughs, thought-provoking discussions, and valuable insights into the complexities of modern life.Send us a text

    Get to know Melissa!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2025 43:53 Transcription Available


    This episode explores the intertwined themes of anxiety, social media, and personal relationships while providing valuable insights on how to cultivate positive mental health and connection. We discuss the impacts of the fitness industry's portrayal on self-image and navigate the complexities of dating friends' exes. • Discuss the struggles of January and its impact on mental health • Share tips for overcoming anxiety through social connection and boundaries • Explore the possible toxicity of the fitness industry • Address feelings of regret and lessons learned from past choices • Debate the role of "girl code" in relationships and personal happiness • Introduce the product of the week: MAC Nudes as a nod to beauty trends Make sure to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcast!Send us a text

    New Year, No rules: Slow downs, glow up, and scandalous confessions

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2025 46:31 Transcription Available


    We explore the concept of Blue Monday, dissecting the pressure surrounding New Year's resolutions and the impact of burnout culture in our daily lives. We emphasize the importance of boundaries in relationships, discuss catfishing incidents, and engage in light-hearted banter, reminding listeners of the potential for renewal in every moment.• Exploring why Blue Monday is considered the most depressing day of the year • Discussing the overwhelming nature of New Year's resolutions • The value of prioritizing self-care and a balanced approach to wellness • Emphasizing the significance of boundaries in friendships and relationships • Candid reflections on personal experiences with catfishing • Engaging in light-hearted storytelling to connect with listeners • Inviting listeners to reflect on their own growth and resilience Reach out at thebeautyblondespodcast@gmail.com!Send us a text

    DMs Dilemmas, catfishing & end of year reflections

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2024 50:31 Transcription Available


    What happens when opulence influences the heart? Tune in as we tackle Dubai's luxurious dating scene and unravel a listener's dilemma about loyalty when a romantic interest slides into a friend's DMs. We take a magnifying glass to the city's extravagant lifestyle, questioning if it's shaping romance into a game of material pursuit. Despite these challenges, genuine connections exist beyond the surface, and we explore how forgetting the glittering masks can reveal the true essence of relationships.Journey with us as we reflect on personal growth, navigating trust issues in flashy environments like Dubai. Sharing a week of personal hurdles, from illness to the comforting embrace of Pilates, we consider the introspective nature of the holiday season. In the midst of holiday cheer and the amusing "WTF" start to 2025, we emphasize self-compassion and the beauty of acknowledging personal evolution amidst societal expectations.Shifting gears to relationships, we discuss the intrigue of shows like "Love is Blind" and the labyrinth of catfishing tales that test emotional bonds. Through these narratives, we're reminded of the crucial role trust plays, whether rekindling old flames or deciding who truly deserves our confidence. We wrap up with a festive twist on Christmas traditions, showcasing our preferences for holiday aesthetics. Join us for a thoughtful exploration of heart matters, with a sprinkle of holiday cheer.Send us a text

    “Breaking the Silence: My Journey Through Suicide and Finding Hope” | Melissa Clarke

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2024 53:12 Transcription Available


    Trigger warning!!!!!!! In this deeply personal and raw episode, Melissa  opens up about her journey through some of the darkest moments of her life, sharing her struggles with mental health and the battle with planning her own suicide.  She reflects on the feelings of hopelessness that led her to rock bottom, the pivotal moments that sparked her healing, and the importance of finding strength in vulnerability.As an influencer and co-host of the Boujee Blondes podcast, Melissa goes beyond the filters and curated images to share her authentic story, offering insight into how she found her way back from the edge. Through this emotional conversation, she highlights the value of seeking help, the power of connection, and the ongoing journey of mental wellness.This episode is a reminder that no one is alone in their struggles, and it's okay to reach out for support. Whether you're facing your own challenges or simply want to understand more about mental health, this powerful discussion will leave you inspired and hopeful.Please contact someone if you are struggling here is some support systems Samaritans 116123Pieta 1800 247 247Text  hello to 50808 is funded by the Hse Please feel free to contact our email the boujeeblondespodcast@gmail.com we would love to hear your story Send us a text

    Can men and women just be friends? #66

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2024 47:05 Transcription Available


    Join the girls on a light-hearted journey as they return from a short break, sharing tales of our morning makeup mishaps and pondering the holiday season's early birds. Melissa's back, feeling spry after some downtime, and we're here to sprinkle some laughter over our holiday woes and woohoos. From catching colds in October to the stress of festive season planning, there's plenty to chuckle about as we ease back into our chatty routine.But that's not all! They tackle a topic that often dances on the line of controversy: can men and women really just be friends? Drawing from personal stories and cultural tales, they explore the intricate dynamics that come into play. Whether it's navigating workplace boundaries or deciphering misinterpreted signals at the gym, the girls unpack why trust and clear limits are essential. There candid discussion aims to offer fresh perspectives and encourage a thoughtful reflection on your own friendships.Lastly, they embrace the seasons of life, sharing stories of resilience and growth. Picture this: standing in front of a massive audience, nerves jangling, then taking a deep breath and speaking your truth. It's daunting but oh-so-rewarding. They invite you to reflect on your own comfort zones and consider the power of community and mindset in achieving personal milestones. With a sprinkle of inspiration, they're  here to remind you that with the right support and a dash of courage, you too can conquer life's ever-evolving challenges.Send us a text

    "That's a messy kebab situation" #65

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 22:18 Transcription Available


    Join the girls for a side-splitting episode, Melissa, unravel the messy, hilarious world of drunk texting. Simone takes center stage with some of her most entertaining tales, while Melissa recounts her lucky escapes from the embarrassment of late-night texting escapades. From deciphering the true intentions behind those blurry texts to laughing at our younger selves' attempts at accidental flirtation on Snapchat But that's not all; we shift gears to some truly cringeworthy drunk text mishaps that will make you gasp and giggle. The girls share listeners stories from taking a police car home to texting the boohoo help team. Tune in and get ready to laugh until you cry as we explore these outrageous stories and question why we ever put ourselves through such wild nights.Send us a text

    Moving to Dubai - what you need to know

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2024 57:44 Transcription Available


    Welcome to the boujee blondes!! Thinking about relocating to Dubai? We've got the ultimate guide for you! From nailing down a job before you move to navigating the high cost of living, we share essential tips for a smooth transition. Learn about leveraging LinkedIn for job opportunities, securing visas, and avoiding potential pitfalls like unpaid salaries and visa issues. We wrap up with some heartwarming stories about finding a supportive work environment and the importance of resilience. Tune in for a comprehensive guide that's packed with valuable insights and practical advice for making Dubai your new home.Send us a text

    Playing the other women & cheating 101

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2024 49:17 Transcription Available


     Join the girls on the Boujee Blondes podcast as melissa shares her trials and successes with joining the 5am club, the importance of accountability partners, and Simone picking up new hobbies like tennis. Tune in for a genuine look at navigating life's ups and downs while striving to stay motivated and healthy.Moving on to some lighter yet equally intriguing topics, we can't help but laugh at the peculiar behaviors seen at the gym—think couples displaying their insecurities and overly dramatic weightlifters. For those dealing with more serious relationship dynamics, our deep dive into listener concerns about partners overly attached to their mothers might hit home. We discuss the importance of setting boundaries, addressing criticisms about physical appearance, and the cultural nuances of "mammy's boys." We also indulge in a playful discussion about hypothetical cheating in the age of social media before touching on the emotional consequences of infidelity and the importance of communication in relationships. Join us for an episode packed with relatable stories, practical advice, and a few laughs along the way.Send us a text

    Revisiting goals for 2024, making new friends and finding authenticity

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2024 55:25 Transcription Available


    On this weeks episode the girls reflect on the year and setting new intentions for the remaining months of the year, how to reset and go again. Chatting about the struggles of life and what to do when your year wasn't how you planned it to be. Life's journey isn't always a straight path, and in this episode, we open up about our personal growth and the importance of setting, missing, and resetting goals. Sharing our their experiences, they delve into the mindset needed to stay motivated despite setbacks, appreciate life's unpredictable journey, and focus on being present. They  also explore the profound concept of authenticity, discussing how societal pressures shape our actions and the importance of striving to be our true selves. Feeling isolated? You're not alone. We offer heartfelt advice on making new friends through shared interests, encouraging a listener to push beyond her comfort zone. From engaging in hobbies to joining communities, they share actionable tips on building a fulfilling social circle. Plus, they chat about their weekly shopping habits and food quirks, with a special shout-out to our favorite yogurt. Join us for an episode packed with laughter, real talk, and practical advice on navigating the rollercoaster of life.Thanks for listening Melissa and simonexoxoSend us a text

    Toxic truths, People pleasing & what is self-love

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2024 38:59 Transcription Available


    Before Simone heads back to Dubai, the girls sat down for our final in-person chat and shared all the juicy details of our daily grind. In this heartfelt episode, they tackle the tough topic of toxic relationships and the emotional fallout of discovering a partner's double life. We've all faced those heart-wrenching moments where we must decide whether to expose the truth or protect our own mental health. Sharing their personal stories, they highlight how such experiences can leave lasting scars and impact future trust and relationships. Sometimes, the hardest yet most liberating choice is to walk away without looking back.Lastly, they shift focus to the importance of self-love and boundaries. It's more than just spa days and bubble baths; it's about respecting yourself and surrounding yourself with positive energy. They talk about the pressures of social media, setting strong boundaries, and the power of gratitude and journaling to foster self-contentment. Embrace your emotions and let's make every minute count - all 1440 of them! Join the girls in there happy place for a therapeutic session that's sure to uplift and inspire.Send us a Text Message.

    Mummy nappies, new relationship ick's & Long distance friendships #60

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2024 63:56 Transcription Available


    The girls first episode in person!  Join us this week on the Boujee Blondes Podcast as Melissa and Simone finally reunite in person after two years apart! We kick off our reunion with a hilarious recount of our recent night out, complete with tales of overconfidence fueled by a few too many drinks. Then, they switch gears and tackle the gritty realities women face post-childbirth, peppered with our signature humor and honesty. From the surprising necessity of "mummy nappies" to a harrowing taxi experience Melissa had, we confront some serious topics with levity and empathy. Simone shares the grounding joy of returning to Ireland and the fresh perspective it brings, contrasting it with the often suffocating judgments that come from living in small towns and the impact of social media.we tackle relationship dilemmas with practical, heartfelt advice. Whether it's navigating a partner's car obsession or setting boundaries in friendships, we share our wisdom while reflecting on the importance of genuine connections. Join us for a heartfelt, humor-filled episode that captures the essence of true friendship and the vibrant dynamics that make our podcast something special.Thanks for listeningMelissa and Simone xxSend us a Text Message.

    Life after death chats with Psychic medium Lynn Mac

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2024 50:42 Transcription Available


    Discover the incredible journey of Lynn Mac a gifted psychic medium who found her calling in an unexpected spiritual awakening. Learn how her fascination with paranormal TV shows and tarot cards transformed into a booming business. Ever wondered how spirits communicate? Lynn breaks it down, explaining the nuances of mediumship and how spirits convey their personalities, memories, and even humor. Gain insights into the authenticity and responsibility required in conveying messages from the other side, and how these connections bring a sense of comfort and continuity rather than focusing on grief. This episode is a celebration of life and the enduring bonds that bridge our world with the spiritual realm.Explore the mysteries of life after death, past lives, and alternate realities with Lynn's intriguing experiences. Hear about eerie occurrences, the significance of trusting your intuition, and the fascinating concept of reality shifts. Lynn's anecdotes and insights, including startling timeline changes and the importance of self-trust, will leave you questioning the complexities of existence and eager to embrace your own intuitive gifts. Join us for a thought-provoking conversation that's as enlightening as it is uplifting.To get in contact with Lynn https://lynnmac.co/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lynnmac_officialSend us a Text Message.

    Fifty Shades & chicken fillet rolls

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2024 36:27 Transcription Available


    Have you ever found yourself in an unexpected and uncomfortable situation in a new relationship? This week on Bougie Blondes, Melissa and Simone tackle a listener's bedroom dilemma inspired by the infamous Fifty Shades of Grey. This segment is peppered with relatable stories and a hearty dose of laughter, perfect for anyone who's ever felt awkward in social situations.Finally, we dive into the passionate world of chicken fillet roll preferences. From classic spicy chicken with mayonnaise to bizarre combos like chicken fillet with tuna and pineapple, we explore the wildest toppings people love. With laughter and strong opinions, we discuss the weirdest combinations we've encountered. We wrap up with excitement about reuniting after two years and tease a potential drunk podcast next week, promising unpredictable and humorous scenarios. Tune in for a mix of laughter, relatable moments, and candid discussions!Send us a Text Message.

    Comparing yourself to others #57

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2024 44:46 Transcription Available


    This week Melissa and Simone talk about feeling  the weight of constant self-comparison? They are  real about the emotional toll of measuring ourselves against others, especially in the age of social media. What can we do when we are comparing our lives to others, how can we change our mindset to get back been happy about our own lives.  .The girls help with a dilemma about a girl who had a fling at a festival but he has slide into her DMs and would like to meet up with her.  She found out he is recently out of a relationship and has a child she's worried if it's too soon and doesn't want any drama.  Should she give it a go? Is the universe matching these two together? Send us a Text Message.

    Whiskey sours, Pilates vibes & wedding hangovers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2024 38:57 Transcription Available


    Ever wondered why that extra shot at a wedding can leave you feeling worse than an entire night out? Tune in to our latest episode of Bougie Blondes, where Melissa and Simone share their personal struggles of balancing a healthy lifestyle with the summer's social whirlwinds. Melissa's epic hangover from a wild wedding weekend sets the stage for a candid conversation on the psychological tricks of contactless payments, indulgence in Baby Guinness shots, and the unique vibes that make weddings a league of their own. Plus, Melissa's confession of her new love for whiskey sours leaves Simone, a staunch whiskey opponent, raising an eyebrow.Curious about how to spice up your fitness routine without sacrificing results? We explore the magic of mixing Pilates with weightlifting to boost flexibility and reduce stiffness. Drawing from personal stories and backed by studies, we highlight the transformative power of combining weights with low-intensity running for better bone density and muscle health. It's all about keeping your workouts interesting and tailored to your body's needs, ensuring a holistic and enjoyable approach to fitness.Juggling fitness with a busy life got you down? We've got you covered with tips on integrating exercise into a hectic schedule without feeling overwhelmed. Whether you're a casual gym-goer or a fitness enthusiast, our conversation delves into the mental benefits of various workouts, from running to weightlifting, and the physical impacts of high-intensity routines. We also discuss the costs of maintaining a healthy lifestyle and how to find a fitness routine that fits your personal and professional life. And for a fun twist, join us for a hilarious shoe price guessing game and our weekly affirmation about the power of changing one's mind. Get ready for some laughs and relatable moments!Send us a Text Message.

    Ballet pumps, vintage vibes & a wedding dilemma

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2024 44:07 Transcription Available


    Have you ever wondered why some fashion trends make a comeback that perhaps should have stayed in the past? This week, Melissa and Simone weigh in on the reappearance of ballet pumps and why these shoes might not be the best choice for your wardrobe. We also explore the charm and elegance of sheer dresses and cardigans, with Simone sharing heartwarming memories of her mom's vintage fashion. Plus, we take a nostalgic trip back to the iconic 90s style, celebrating the timeless influence of fashion icons like Jennifer Aniston from Friends.We then shift gears to chat about our personal style preferences and how different outfits can flatter various body types and heights. From the classy vibes of willow cardigans to the laid-back appeal of baggy cargo pants, we cover it all. We also share our thoughts on the resurgence of highlighter shades and ballet point shoes, and give a big thumbs up to crochet pieces for summer vacations. Reminisce with us as we discuss the cute and elegant touch of knee socks paired with plaid skirts and laugh about our own fashion experiments.The episode takes a more serious turn as we tackle the heart-wrenching dilemma of informing a friend about her fiancé's infidelity just before her wedding. We discuss the ethical and emotional considerations and offer thoughtful strategies for approaching the topic sensitively. We also share tips on navigating tough breakups, emphasizing the importance of processing emotions and staying busy. To end on a lighter note, enjoy our fun quiz segment filled with riddles and brain teasers, guaranteed to add some humor and positivity to your week. Tune in for an engaging and insightful journey through fashion, friendship, and fun!Send us a Text Message.

    Cheating partners, love bombers & black flags #54

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2024 47:47 Transcription Available


    Hey guys Welcome to the Boujee blondes, Ever found yourself blindsided by a friend's romantic betrayal or caught off guard by your own fluttering heart in the workplace? You're not alone. Our latest episode peels back the layers of infidelity, from the hallmarks of serial daters to the often overlooked dangers of emotional cheating. We scrutinize the shifts in trust when cheating is exposed, the complexities of navigating friendships amidst jealousy, and the allure of forbidden workplace romances. Plus, we tackle the tough subject of money's influence on a partner's fidelity. It's a candid look at the facets of cheating in the modern relationship landscape.Have you ever been love bombed? We dissect this manipulative tactic, providing you with the know-how to spot and sidestep the love bombers in your life. We share insights into how quick whirlwind romances can spiral into emotional turmoil, and discuss the importance of setting boundaries to protect your heart. With a reflective look at the true value of personal well-being over material success, we offer a reminder that the foundation of a fulfilling life goes beyond career and wealth.Rounding off with a lighter touch, we chat about prepping for a fitness photoshoot and the creative beauty hacks that come with it. Because who hasn't needed to keep their cool in the spotlight? We leave you with an empowering affirmation about embracing imperfections and invite you to join the conversation by sharing your own stories and challenges. Tune in for a mix of deep discussion, heartfelt advice, and a dose of humor.Melissa & Simone Send us a Text Message.

    Your the pepper to my salt #53

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2024 52:23 Transcription Available


    Ever wondered why South Korea has become a mecca for those seeking cosmetic perfection, or how Brazil's beauty standards are influencing the world? As your Boujee Blondes hosts, Melissa and Simone, we're peeling back the layers on the allure and implications of plastic surgery abroad. This episode is a candid exploration of our own hesitations and the sobering experiences that remind us cheaper isn't always better. From post-op care to harrowing stories of beauty dreams turned nightmares, we're spilling the tea on what it really takes to get that work done overseas. Plus, we're diving into the temporary fix of procedures like BBLs, and why research and professional advice are your best friends.But it's not all about going under the knife; we're also talking injectables, darling. With a touch of humor and a dose of reality, we share the lowdown on the ever-popular lip fillers and Botox—yes, Melissa's been there, done that, and got the slightly swollen lips to prove it. We're unpacking the risks that come with the needle, the importance of finding a skilled practitioner, and the psychological shift towards embracing enhancement without shame. As we reflect on the trend of subtle over stark changes, we consider how icons like Jordan have navigated their public transformations and the delicate balance between mental health and aesthetic goals.Let's not forget, life is more than just a pursuit of physical perfection. So, we're rounding off with a heart-to-heart on personal strides, navigating the festive season with friends, and the value of therapy. Join us as we let loose with a game of this-or-that, revealing our quirks from music to culinary preferences—spoiler: one of us is totally a poolside lounger while the other can't resist a sandy beach. And before we bid you farewell, we're tapping into the magic of positive intentions, sharing how manifesting can truly shape our realities. Your stories matter to us, so hit us with your highs, lows, and everything in between—we're here for it, and can't wait to welcome you back for another round of real talk next time.

    Are you a girls girl & we pranked my sister #52

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2024 60:55 Transcription Available


    Hey friends, Melissa and Simone here, and we've just wrapped up a week where we dug deep into the heart of female friendships. Remember the last time you cheered on a friend with all your might, or felt that boost from a pal that made you feel unstoppable? That's the spirit of being a true 'girl's girl' that we explore, from the joys of empowering each other to the hurdles like competitiveness that can sometimes trip us up. Our stories are real, our advice is honest, and we're baring it all to help each other shine brighter.This week's conversation took a turn into the tougher aspects of friendship, like knowing when to serve up some tough love and when to be the hype queen your gal pal needs. We didn't shy away from sharing our listener's personal struggle with coming out, reflecting on the emotional rollercoaster it can be, and the immense value of a supportive network. And as we peered into the crystal ball at the future of AI, we pondered its role in our lives, from the exciting to the unnerving, inviting you into the debate.Wrapping up, we sent out our weekly affirmation to all our listeners, reminding you that owning your story is the most powerful statement you can make. Whether you're a longtime listener or just joining us, we're buzzing with gratitude and can't wait to bring more heart-to-hearts your way. Stay tuned for next Tuesday's drop and remember, through support and empowerment, we rise together. Cheers to being unapologetically you, and to friendships that feel like home.Melissa and Simone xxx

    Tell me more about the pigeon #51

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2024 49:57 Transcription Available


    Hey Melissa and Simone are back. Ever found yourself reminiscing about the St. Patrick's Day antics from your youth, or maybe cringing at the thought of your worst haircut nightmare? Well, besties, hold onto your lattes because Melissa and Simone are back with the latest Bougie Blondes podcast to share all that and a bag of chips - or should we say, a flock of wayward pigeons? From the odd sensation of celebrating holidays miles away from home (think Irish cheer in the heart of Dubai!) to the peculiar social lives of tequila and sambuca, we're uncorking our most outrageous stories and inviting you to the party.Hair today, gone tomorrow - that's the mantra when we dive into the tangled world of haircut horror stories. Who among us hasn't walked out of a salon sporting the unintentional 'Karen Bob' and vowing never to utter the words "Just a trim" again? We laugh, we commiserate, and we share some of your most hair-raising tales from the salon chair. And speaking of wild, how about waking up to a pigeon in your bathroom after a night of declarations of love and revelry? We're ruffling feathers and dishing on Simone's bird phobia as we recount one listener's post-Paddy's Day escapade that's sure to tickle your funny bone.As we wind down, we get a bit reflective, pondering the generational shifts that shape our language and lifestyles - imagine trying to explain TikTok to your granny! It's a trip down memory lane with a modern twist, seasoned with our heartfelt desires for a world steeped in peace, equality, and big dreams for change. To cap it all off, Simone whizzes through the Alphabet Roulette challenge with the finesse of a seasoned podcaster, and we leave you with a daily affirmation to fuel your week with positivity and strength. So, fluff up that bouffant and hit play for an episode that promises to be as bouncy and brilliant as your best hair day.Thank you for listening every week.  We love you Melissa and Simone xxx

    It's our first birthday & Simone had a birthday hangover #50

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2024 45:22 Transcription Available


    Ever woken up the morning after a big celebration feeling like you've time-traveled a few decades into the future? That's exactly where you'll find us, Melissa and Simone, nursing a Paddy's Day hangover and celebrating a year of podcasting shenanigans! As we toast to our first podcast anniversary and our 50th episode, we invite you to kick back with us and enjoy a hearty mix of laughs, tech nostalgia, and of course, some post-celebration makeup disasters. From Walkmans to smartphones, we're reminiscing on the gadgets that scored our lives and pondering the futuristic wonders yet to come, like those elusive flying taxis.Have you ever had a Tinder date that turned into a full-blown catfishing escapade? We've got that story and more as we tackle the unpredictable world of online dating and the quest for genuine connections beyond the screen. Join us as we share tales of digital mismatches and ponder the age-old question of whether true love will find us or if we're just swiping in the dark. We also open up about the importance of emotional maturity in relationships, and how a good sense of humor might just be the glue that keeps a partnership together through life's rollercoaster ride.We're getting real about the confusion in gender roles and how the dynamics of dating are shifting beneath our feet. As women step into traditionally masculine roles, we discuss the impact on relationships, the emotional intelligence needed from our partners, and the balancing act between independence and seeking a bond. It's an exploration into the pressures to settle down, the evolving landscape of expectations, and how we navigate love in today's society. So whether you're a hopeless romantic or a love-skeptic, curl up with your favorite cup of something nice and join us for a heart-to-heart on all things love and modern dating.

    Our Struggles with body image #49

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2024 50:25 Transcription Available


    Spring's rejuvenating spirit has swept into the podcast studio, and Simone and I are here to share it with you—complete with the laughter and heartfelt conversations that have become our hallmark. We kick things off by reflecting on the bittersweet truth that, while spontaneous nights out with friends are still a riot, they now come with a hangover toll that seems unfairly steeper than in our youth. But it's not all headaches and remedies; I've taken an exhilarating leap into a new adventure as a radio presenter, and I'm buzzing to bring you along on the journey of embracing the unexpected twists of life.As our conversation blossoms, we wade through the sentimental waters of looking back at the year gone by. From the evolution of our on-air personas to the personal growth that has rooted itself in our lives, we celebrate the milestones and the wisdom earned along the way. Yet it's not just reflections that fill our time—reality TV like Big Brother returns to our screens, stirring up the excitement (and the occasional technical hiccup). But it's a listener's candid question about the elusive spark in marriage that ignites a deeper discussion—how do we keep the flame alive amidst the reality of routine and complacency? Simone and I don't shy away from the tough stuff, and we delve into the heart of what makes a relationship truly fulfilling.Finally, we strip away the filters and face the issues that hit close to home: body image and the comparison trap. We share our personal trials and tribulations with self-love, from battling insecurities to navigating the pressures of social media. And just when things get heavy, we pivot to the complexity of the death penalty, examining its place in our society and the disparities that taint its execution. But don't worry, we always find our way back to laughter, closing out the episode with a playful guess-the-celebrity-age game that proves time, much like our podcast, is full of surprises. Join us for a ride through the highs, the lows, and everything in between—because that's just life, and we're all in it together.Mel & Simone xxx

    School uniforms, Peoples bad habits and icks!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2024 62:51 Transcription Available


    Ever found yourself cringing at the sight of someone else's bad habits or caught between the crosshairs of an ethically ambiguous situation? This week's episode dives headfirst into life's less pleasant moments—from the grotesque to the outright awkward. We tackle everything from witnessing public nose-picking to the moral quagmire of stumbling upon questionable behavior. The discussion promises to pull no punches, giving you an unfiltered take on what it means to confront discomfort and the choices we face in the aftermath.The debate rages on as we turn to the familiar territory of school uniforms, questioning their place in modern education. Do they still serve to level the playing field, or stifle expression? We share our own love-hate relationship with those stiff collars and ties, reminiscing on how these enforced outfits shaped our school experiences. The conversation then takes an intriguing twist, touching upon the cosmic gloom of February and the strange notion of a mirrored Earth—pondering the existence of alternate versions of ourselves and what that could mean for our understanding of reality.As we round off the episode, there's a moment to reflect on the ongoing journey of self-improvement and to thank you, our listeners, for your unwavering support. We're not just here to entertain; we're here to grow together, and every listen, follow, and share helps us continue this shared exploration. Get ready for a dose of raw conversations sprinkled with a bit of whimsy, and join us as we strive to be better with each passing day.

    Dealing with mean girls

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2024 48:55 Transcription Available


    Ever felt like the world of social media is just a highlight reel of everyone else's perfect lives? Melissa and I pull back the curtain on that illusion, sharing our own battles with bullies and the importance of resilience. We recount moments of vulnerability, such as my recent power outage ordeal and the life adjustments it forced upon me. In our heartfelt discussion, we stress the value of genuine connections and self-care over the often misleading portrayals online.Navigating the treacherous waters of bullying isn't exclusive to childhood; it extends into the very fabric of our adult lives, including the workplace. Join Melissa and me as we share our strategies for overcoming the emotional scars left by mean-spirited encounters. We dive into the motives behind bullying behaviors and how, by nurturing kindness and self-compassion, we can rise above the hurt and reject the cycle of bitterness. Our conversation offers solace and strategies for anyone facing the adult version of 'mean girl' tactics.As we wrap up this episode, we touch upon the dicey terrain of teacher-parent romantic interests and the complexities they invite into the classroom. We also open up about our personal belief systems, contemplating the comfort and distress found in the question of a higher power. Ending on a note of self-empowerment, we leave you with affirmations to foster deep self-acceptance and encourage you to share your own stories and dilemmas. Join us on this journey of growth, laughter, and the pursuit of a more connected and peaceful existence.Melissa and Simone xxGet in touch boujeeblondespodcast@gmail.com

    Skincare, botox or fillers: Skincare Real Talk with Expert Sarah Mcgarry

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2024 50:06 Transcription Available


    Discover the secrets to nurturing your natural beauty and aging with confidence in our latest episode featuring Sarah Mcgarry, an acclaimed skincare expert and owner of Skin Aesthetics clinic. This insightful discussion peels back the layers on how social media can skew our perception of beauty, the role of tanning injections in today's beauty culture, and the merits of treatments such as Botox. Learn why embracing the skin you're in isn't just a slogan but a revolutionary act of self-love, and how Sarah's clinic is helping women navigate these challenging waters with bespoke skincare solutions.Sunscreen isn't just for the beach, and retinol isn't just a buzzword; these are the pillars of a skincare regimen that stands the test of time. Sarah sheds light on why a daily SPF 50 application is non-negotiable and how a judicious approach to retinol can transform your skin's health. We dissect the myths around sunbeds and over-the-counter treatments, zeroing in on the long-term benefits of expert-led skincare over quick-fix solutions. Strap in for tips that will elevate your daily routine and protect your skin for years to come.But it's not all serums and skin cycles; at the heart of our conversation is the emotional journey to beauty self-acceptance. Sarah and I open up about our own experiences, advocating for a holistic approach to skincare that encompasses diet, environment, and managing stress. It's a candid exchange on why confidence should radiate from within, and how to achieve it. From the essential basics to professional treatments, this episode is your guide to feeling fabulous at any age, armed with expert advice and a fresh perspective on skincare.Contact Sarah Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sarahmcgarry.ie?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==https://www.instagram.com/skin_aesthetics_clinic_?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

    Lets talk about sex baby- chats with sex expert Grace O Shea

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2024 65:49 Transcription Available


    Unlock the secrets to a fulfilling sex life as we sit down with the extraordinary Grace O'Shea, an educator who is revolutionizing the conversation around female sexuality. This Valentine's Day episode is a treasure trove of insight, as Grace addresses the real issues women face in the bedroom, from overcoming the silence imposed by societal stigma to finding one's sexual voice. Grace's expertise in coaching women and couples shines a light on common struggles like low libido, discomfort with intimacy, and the ever-present body image concerns that can dampen one's sexual experience.In our candid conversation, Grace helps us navigate the tricky waters of desire discrepancy in relationships, affirming that it's perfectly normal for partners to have different sex drives. We tackle the orgasm gap head-on and advocate for the kind of open communication that can lead to mutual satisfaction. Grace also enlightens us on the nuances of spontaneous and responsive desire, helping listeners understand that the pathways to pleasure are varied and often need nurturing. And for those curious about the role contraceptives play in affecting libido, we delve into how these medications can uniquely influence each individual's sex drive.Wrapping up, we confront the more challenging topics of sex addiction, infidelity, and the myths surrounding midlife crises. Grace's compassionate approach underscores the necessity of seeking professional help when needed and encourages honest conversations to foster deeper intimacy. For couples trying to sync their sexual rhythms, we discuss the benefits and pitfalls of both scheduled and spontaneous encounters, and how anticipation might just be the secret ingredient to a vibrant sex life. So, join us as we break through taboos and promote a culture of healthy sexual exploration, one empowering discussion at a time.Follow Grace on instagram @grace_alice_osheaWebsite www.gracealice.comLots of love Mel & simone xoxx

    How to ruin a first date & the dilemma that made us cry #44

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2024 40:28 Transcription Available


    Ever found yourself in the middle of Cupid's chaos, or wondered why your man is acting like a newborn in need of a cuddle? Pour yourself a glass and join your fave Boozy Blondes, Melissa and Simone, as we chat about the highs and lows of love, from Valentine's Day to Love Island drama. We're serving up a hearty blend of laughter and wisdom, spicing up your playlist with our take on relationship quirks, the complexities of teenage life, and the rules of the dating game.Navigating the battlefield of first dates and teenage insecurities can feel like a quest for the Holy Grail, but fear not, we've got your back. Molly from Love Island becomes our unexpected guru, teaching us a thing or two about grace under fire. We're dishing out the nitty-gritty on standing your ground in the face of peer pressure and the dating faux pas that'll have you sprinting for the hills faster than you can say "check, please!"When we're not playing Cupid, we're stepping into the shoes of lawmakers, dreaming up a world where equality isn't just a buzzword but a reality. From the sobering truths of modern-day slavery to the everyday heroics of bargain hunting, we take you on a rollercoaster ride of emotions and share a laugh (or two) about our thrifty adventures. Stick with us, and who knows? You might just become the next vintage treasure-hunter extraordinaire.

    Struggles been a girl #43

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2024 57:37 Transcription Available


    Ever caught yourself compulsively cleaning your home before a trip, just like your dear mum used to insist? That's us – Melissa and Simone – chuckling over the quirks we've picked up from our folks, as we explore the bittersweet journey into adulthood. From the peculiar obsession with weather to the eye-opening experiences of Dry January, we're unpacking the emotional rollercoaster that comes with the territory. Whether you're wrestling with the gloom of an overcast day or the peer pressure of a pint-filled pub, join us for a heart-to-heart on how these cultural norms shape our lives and perhaps, how we're subtly shifting them.Have you ever faced the mirror, frustrated as your hair defies the laws of physics, or found yourself stuck in the endless loop of scrolling through your phone instead of tackling your to-do list? Oh, we feel you! This episode isn't just about the gripes of hair maintenance or the modern-day struggle with digital distractions; it's a candid discussion about the realities of being a woman today. We're diving into the nitty-gritty, from the challenge of finding that elusive perfect pair of jeans to the daily decisions that leave us second-guessing at the dinner table. And trust us, we're keeping everything relatable and light-hearted, even when the topics seem like they've come straight out of a personal diary.Now, let's talk about the sensitive stuff. In a switch of gears, we tackle a listener's heartbreaking dilemma about infidelity and the hard path to mending trust, dispensing advice with a dose of compassion and realism. Then, we lighten the mood with the Big Hat of Mystery game, debating the merits of material wealth versus emotional fulfillment in relationships. If you've ever questioned the authenticity of a selfie or felt baffled by how different you look in pictures someone else snaps, we're right there with you, dissecting our insecurities and the pursuit of genuine connections. So, are you ready for a mix of laughter, honesty, and that sprinkle of Irish charm? We've got it all in this episode – no clichés, just real talk with your pals.

    Anti-Resolutions & New goals: Kicking Off 2024 with Real Talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2024 40:30 Transcription Available


    Hey besties, it's time to drop the guilt and embrace anti-resolutions! Get ready to redefine your new year intentions with us, as we share the secret sauce to setting goals that actually stick. We're not just talking dreams; we're talking plans with a punch of reality. From emotional holiday homecomings to navigating the pulsing tempo of daily life, we're dishing out a blend of personal tales and practical tips to kick off 2024 with a bang.Saddle up for a juicy heart-to-heart on the trials and tribulations of a love triangle – yep, we're getting Vampire Diaries-level complicated here. We dissect the messy, hormone-fueled web of romance and intimacy, pondering if adding another layer to an already intricate situation can work, or if it's just a recipe for disaster. No sugarcoating here, just raw, candid convo on navigating the battlefield of the heart.And because we're all about that balanced life, we wrap things up with a laugh or two, throwing stereotypes out the window and diving into a guessing game that'll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the price of... boats? Trust us, it's a hoot. So, let's shake off those uncontrollable worries and ride the good vibes together into an unforgettable year.Lots of Love Melissa & Simone xox Get in touch via Email: Boujeeblondespodcast@gmail.comor dm us on instagram @Boujeeblondespod

    Simone is home lads #41

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2023 39:13 Transcription Available


    Ever found yourself sprinting through a department store on Christmas Eve, or warmly embracing a relative you thought wouldn't make it home for the holidays? Well, you're in good company with us, Melissa and Simone, as we unravel our festive shenanigans and emotional homecomings in the latest episode of Boojee Blonde's podcast. We're trading in the glitz of Dubai for the heartfelt charm of an Irish Christmas, swapping tales from the trenches of last-minute gift grabs to the fuzzy feelings of family reunions. Charge your glasses and join us for a holiday huddle that's as cozy as your favorite winter knit and as sparkling as the tinsel on your tree.As the year winds down, we're keeping it real with reflections on friendship's ebb and flow, the challenge of staying true to oneself, and the unanticipated lessons learned along the way. This episode isn't just about the yuletide joy - it's a peek behind the curtain at what it means to navigate the complexities of personal growth amidst the festive fray. We tackle online trolls with the same fervor as a New Year's Eve countdown, all while mulling over the delights and dilemmas that have shaped our year. So, if you're looking for a blend of genuine laughs, a splash of soul-searching, and a dash of down-to-earth wisdom to round out your listening roster, you've hit the holiday jackpot with us.

    "Is he losing interest?" & unexpected pregnancies #40

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2023 62:18 Transcription Available


    Ever wondered how brave you'd be when faced with your worst fears on reality TV? Would you rather munch on pig's anatomy or roll up in a bed of creepy crawlies? Join us, your favorite hosts, Melissa and Simone, as we brave the conversation on the infamous celebrity challenges in "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!" Spoiler alert: our reactions may not be as heroic as you think!Just in time for the festive season, we dive into the conundrum most of us face every year - the elusive perfect Christmas gift. We share our personal struggles, a couple of chuckle-worthy gift flops, and a treasure trove of gift suggestions for all the special men in your life. Whether it's your dad, granddad, husband, or boyfriend, we've sorted through the chaos of the holiday season shopping, so you don't have to!But it's not all fun and games in this episode. We spill the tea on some serious relationship dynamics. From unexpected pregnancies following one-night stands to deciphering signs of dwindling interest in relationships, we tackle these complex scenarios with honesty and respect. Remember, these situations require a delicate touch, lots of open communication, and considering everyone's well-being - especially the child's. So, buckle up, listeners, for an episode filled with laughter, shock, and thought-provoking discussions. Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these topics!

    Holly Jolly Christmas and Respecting Boundaries in Relationships #39

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2023 60:14 Transcription Available


    Welcome back boujee boys and girls. Who says you can't celebrate Christmas with a touch of whiskey sour and a heap of Irish charm? Join the girls your Boujee Blondes hosts, Melissa and Simone, as they deck the halls with our favorite Christmas movies, delightful melodies, and mouth-watering chocolates. Even though we're miles apart this year, we're still serving up a festive feast of holiday cheer and laughter.Ever wondered how Christmas is celebrated in Ireland? We'll whisk you off on a virtual journey, revealing our unique traditions, from the special breakfast we relish to the joyous games we play with our families. The scent of roast potatoes, the joy of unwrapping presents, and the camaraderie of loved ones – we'll make you feel like you're right there with us, experiencing an authentic Irish Christmas.But it's not all tinsel and mistletoe. They dive into some serious relationship chat, tackling the thorny issue of infidelity and the shifting dynamics of masculinity and femininity. Listen in as they spill the tea on open relationships, the aftermath of a friend's betrayal, and the non-negotiable necessity of honesty and respect. And to wrap it all up, the girls end on a high note with a Christmas movie guessing game and our weekly affirmation: "I deserve life, love, and peace." So come on, grab your headphones and your Christmas jumpers, it's time to get festive with the Boujee Blondes!Get in touch via email Boujeeblondespodcast@gmail.com

    "We may freeze our eggs" #38

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2023 51:18 Transcription Available


    Hey welcome to the Boujee Blondes Podcast Ever felt the holiday season's pressure to find the 'perfect' gift? Is the constant reminder of ticking biological clocks driving you up the wall? Join the gals, your Boujee Blondes, as we navigate through these and more in our latest podcast episode. They candidly share our experiences around the changes in our bodies as we age, the societal pressures surrounding motherhood, and the potential solution egg freezing presents. In the spirit of the season, we also weigh in on the romantic vs cliché debate about holiday engagements. Stepping into the second half of our episode, we discuss an issue that has vexed many - the financial stress of gifting within affluent circles. A listener shares her predicament regarding buying high-end gifts for her wealthy boyfriend's family. They chip in with our experiences, stressing that it's the love and respect you demonstrate all year round that truly counts. Moving on, the girls explore the impact of social media on young women, discussing beauty standards, body image, and even the 'lemon bottle' procedure. Here's a spoiler - we firmly believe in embracing our unique imperfections!As they wrap up, they probe deeper into the world of social media, its deceptive portrayal of 'perfect lives,' and the pressure it puts on us. Sharing their personal struggles, they discuss how they strive for a balance between the virtual and real world. On a lighter note, the girls also take a fun detour to explore some outlandish conspiracy theories sparked by the fact that Australia is wider than the moon! As they bid goodbye, they remind you to align with freedom, growth, and joy! So, are you ready to get Boujee with us?

    The best Questions to ask on a first date -yay or nah #37

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2023 44:04 Transcription Available


    Welcome to episode 37 with the Boujee blonde girls Have you ever had one of those days where everything seems to go wrong? Let me tell you, Melissa had quite the day when she found herself at a stinky gas station with the world's worst coffee in hand. Who knew such a day could make for a hilarious story? Simone throws in her own mishaps and we both share our thoughts on the ever-rising prices and strategies for Christmas shopping. We even debate whether to order presents online or risk the kiddos finding out!Ever heard of "bed rotting"? It's a controversial coping strategy where you stay in bed all day to deal with stress and anxiety. While it may sound enticing, we weigh up the pros and cons of such a move and emphasize the importance of fresh air and physical activity. We even tackle a listener's dilemma on whether to settle down or travel solo for a year or two, providing some advice on balancing personal desires and relationship needs.And let's not forget about the nerve-wracking world of first dates. What are the questions that should be off the table? We challenge the old rule of avoiding politics and religion, and stress understanding a potential partner's work-life balance. They share our own experiences and opinions, and mind you, we don't shy away from the juicy details. So buckle up, grab your coffee (hopefully better than Melissa's), and get ready for a laughter-filled episode that will leave you wanting more!To get in touch email Boujeeblondespodcast@gmail.comInstagram @BoujeeblondespodcastLots of loveMelissa and Simonexx

    "It can be lonely" The real deal about been your own boss

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2023 48:34 Transcription Available


    Welcome New and regular listeners. Are you ready for a wild ride into the maze of self-employment, the intricacies of relationships, and a hilarious look at some of Amazon's most bizarre products? Buckle up as we unravel the complexity of being your own boss, discussing the freedom and perils it brings. From the uncertainty of irregular income to the solitude of working alone, we shine a light on the real side of this often-glamorized lifestyle.Shifting gears, we dive into the complex world of relationships. We debate societal norms surrounding breakups and the different ways men and women cope during this emotionally turbulent time. We also share our thoughts on the early adoption of Christmas tree decorations, the joy of adopting pets from shelters, and throw in an amusing discussion about the peculiar products on Amazon. Ever wondered how much a chicken harness or a cat butt tissue holder costs? We've got you covered!Lastly, we don't shy away from injecting a dose of humor into our chat. Listen in on our funny anecdotes about attending events, the odd mysteries of makeup, and the contrast between men's and women's getting ready routines. So join us, as this episode promises a delightful mix of insightful discussions, hearty laughter, and unexpected revelations. Trust us; you won't want to miss this!Thanks for listening Melissa and Simone xxEmail boujeeblondespodcast@gmail.com

    Worst gifts received from a Boyfriend or Girlfriend #35

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2023 41:56 Transcription Available


    Welcome to the Boujee Blondes. Imagine having a friendly chat about everything from Halloween traditions to the worst gifts you've ever received, and then suddenly finding yourself pondering conspiracy theories about the death of a beloved actor. That's exactly what happened on our latest episode. We laughed, we cried, and we even had time for a deep dive into the not-so-idyllic parts of Ireland. And trust us, you don't want to miss our discussion on long-distance relationships; it might just make you rethink your current romantic situation.Ever wondered what it would be like to run a marathon barefoot? Or perhaps, in a firefighter costume? Tune in as we share Keith's awe-inspiring marathon experience. We promise you, it's a story that could motivate even the most sedentary among us to lace up their running shoes! And while you're at it, join us as we delve into the world of couple gifts. The good, the bad, and the downright hilarious. Here's a small teaser - one of them involves a mop and a Hoover!As the conversation winds down, we turn our attention to some of the more serious matters. From the cultural changes surrounding Halloween to the conspiracy theories swirling around Matthew Perry's death, we take a thoughtful look at subjects often left untouched. And in our final act, we introduce a game for Melissa that sparks a lively discussion on topics like childhood memories, self-description, and potential novel titles for our lives. Join us for a hearty laugh, a dash of inspiration, and a reminder to cherish every moment we have. Don't forget to follow us on social media and tune in next week for more!To get in touch please email Boujeeblondespodcast@gmail.com

    Girl dinners & When should Relationships have labels #34

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2023 34:43 Transcription Available


    Ever been terrified of eating a fruit as harmless as a kiwi? Melissa found out the hard way about her kiwi allergy that left her with a swollen tongue and an itchy mess! As we discuss allergies this week, a few listeners shared some intriguing tales too - cats, skittles, horses, you name it.  The girls even pondered if it's the dye in the candy causing these peculiar reactions. But it's not all about allergies; we also debated the intricacies of modern relationships.Imagine dating someone for a solid four months, and while you're not officially a couple, you aren't seeing anyone else either. That's the conundrum one of the listeners is facing, and we dissected it from every angle. The girls took a deep look into the possible red flags, and their feelings, all while navigating this complex scenario. Amidst the seriousness, they lightened the mood with discussions about my weird red sauce obsession and eccentric food combos that come up during girl dinners.Rounding up the episode, Melissa and simone played an entertaining game involving Done Deal prices. If you thought the fun ends there, you're wrong! They revisited the thrilling highlights of episode 6 and embraced the festive spirit of Christmas, particularly Simone's shopping spree and the sheer joy of coming home for the holidays. To keep up with all the fun and discussions, don't forget to follow us on our podcast platform and social media channels. Until the next time, try to avoid kiwi, maybe?

    Girl math, ugly girl days & Tinder drama

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2023 32:58 Transcription Available


    Hey there, brave beauties! Get ready to laugh till your sides hurt and learn some profound truths about womanhood as Melissa and Simone, bring you another episode of the boujee Blonde's podcast. Ever tried ordering food while nursing a hangover or received the weirdest comments? We've been there, done that, and we're ready to spill the tea!Venturing into the digital dating realm? Then you must hear a listeners tale about a certain Irish Tinder guy with the same name as her boyfriend - talk about awkward! But don't fret, we're here to reassure you that such roadblocks are just part of the journey and we've got some nifty tips to help you detox your mind and unwind from life's stressors.Now let's talk money and the intriguing world of financial decisions. Are you a cash or card kind of person? Do you believe that designer bags are good investments? Well, we've got some hilarious anecdotes and thought-provoking perspectives that might just change your mind. We'll round up this episode with a lighthearted game: over or under - when it comes to toilet paper, where do you stand? So, tune in for this laughter-filled episode packed with real-life dilemmas and valuable advice!To get in touch please email boujeeblondespodcast@gmail.com 

    Hot girl autumn skincare tips & pet peeves #32

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2023 58:02 Transcription Available


    Who needs to shine this Autumn, stay tuned for Melissa sharing her professional advice on the perfect skincare products you need to try this autumn Ever been so annoyed by a trolley abandoner or a slow walker that you felt an overwhelming urge to rant? Well, you are in for a treat because in this episode, we, your favorite Boujee Blondes, Melissa and Simone, spill the beans about our biggest pet peeves, and trust us, it's not always pretty. But hey, we also offer some sage advice on managing these annoying occurrences. But hold up! It doesn't stop at rants and pet peeves. The girls also share a rather peculiar incident at a store that had us questioning if we were cursed! It's a wild, unexpected tale that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Plus, Melissa has you covered with some of the best winter skincare tips because nobody wants to have dull skin in the chilly season. Melissa reveal our secret weapons against winter's harsh effects - hyaluronic acid, Sarmatite-rich creams, and why retinol might not be your skin's best friend. The girls round off by discussing one of our favorite topics - personalized skincare routines especially for young girls. We talk about why it's crucial to not be overzealous with skincare products, the surprising benefits of cold showers, and why SPF is a must-have, irrespective of the season. But they are not just about skincare, they also share some vital lifestyle tips for the autumn/winter months. With there unique blend of humor, advice, and relatable stories, we promise you that this is one episode that will make your 'hot girl autumn, winter' even hotter! So grab your green tea and get ready for a hearty dose of Boujee Blonde banter!To get in touch please email boujeeblondespodcast@gmail.com

    Ick dinners, Driving test disaster and Simpson Predictions 31

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2023 35:19 Transcription Available


    Are you someone who spends an extra few minutes arranging your Sunday dinner plate to make it Instagram-worthy? Or still baffled why we brush our teeth first thing in the morning, before we've even had breakfast? You're not alone! Join the girls, Melissa Clarke and Simone Grace, your fav co-hosts on the Boujee Blonde podcast, as we untangle everyday curiosities and sprinkle in some Irish longing, because let's face it, nothing tastes the same anywhere else!Strap in for some laughs as we share a hilarious tale from a listener about a driving test gone hilariously awry. Nerves can make us do strange things, right? As if that wasn't enough, we dive deep into the mysterious world of conspiracy theories, including those surrounding everyone's favorite yellow family - the Simpsons. You'd be surprised just how many predictions from the show came true. But don't just take our word for it, we'd love to hear your thoughts or any funny anecdotes you might want to share!Lastly, they talk about the power of visualization and affirmations to get you through those tough moments in life. Picture your highest self, embrace positivity, and remember to always dust yourself off and start afresh. Plus, the girls play a cheeky game of 'Snog, Marry, Avoid' with some famous faces! So come on over, tune in, and share a laugh or two with Melissa and simone on the Boujee Blonde podcast.To share your stories with the girls please email Boujeeblondespodcast@gmail.comOr pop them a dm @boujeeblondespodcast on InstagramLots of loveBoujee Blondes gals xx

    Are you a Karen & the boyfriends flirty dad #30

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2023 49:15 Transcription Available


    First Date toilet disaster, Cheating in relationships & Trendy fads #29

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2023 55:54 Transcription Available


    Welcome to episode #29 with the girls Todays episode is one not to be missed.   Ever been on a first date and a bout of Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) threw your game off? Melissa Simone share a laugh about navigating such awkward moments in this episode of the boujee Blonde's Podcast. They also offer a peek into our lives under the winter sun of Dubai, the art of choosing the perfect hair extension, and how salt therapy rooms are emerging as a natural remedy for a range of ailments from eczema to sleep disorders. Imagine walking into a room and catching your best friend's partner in a compromising situation. What would you do? We dissect this sticky situation, emphasizing the importance of honesty, friendship, and allowing space for everyone to manage their relationships independently. Meanwhile, the world of trends is ever-evolving, and we bring you up to speed on everything from the resurgence of retro music to the popularity of crochet and flares. Are they just fleeting fads or here to stay? We offer our two cents. When it comes to fashion and personal style, where do you draw the line? They laugh about our fluctuating fashion choices dictated often by our mood swings, and underline the significance of self-acceptance and informed decision-making, especially when contemplating life-altering procedures like surgery. So, join us on the Boujee Blonde's Podcast as we journey through the laugh-out-loud, cringe-worthy, and inspiring episodes of our lives.To share your dilemma or stories please email Boujeeblondespodcast@gmail.com

    Cracking fitness, post pregnancy and gym anxiety with Transformation coach Michelle Coffey

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2023 58:49 Transcription Available


    From battling unhealthy eating habits to charting her way back to fitness, transformation coach Michelle Coffey has a compelling story to share. I promise, you're about to embark on a journey to a healthier you as we delve into Michelle's personal experiences, gut health, and her unique approach to fitness and body positivity. We'll understand how diet impacts our mood and energy levels, explore alternatives for dairy and gluten, and learn from Michelle's eye-opening accounts of becoming intolerant to meat.Childbirth can significantly impact a woman's body, and her journey towards recovery is often fraught with challenges. Our conversation with Michelle shifts to the often overlooked challenges of postpartum recovery, gym anxiety, and how professional guidance can be a game-changer. We also explore how a mindful approach to fitness can help you tackle gym anxiety and build confidence. No matter where you are in your fitness journey, Michelle's practical advice on body acceptance and understanding body weight fluctuations is a must-listen.Finally, we get down to business - the business of setting realistic fitness goals and balancing weight fluctuations. Michelle shares a wealth of knowledge on creating a successful fitness plan, the crucial role of weight training, and the importance of dieting and reverse dieting to maintain your results. We'll discuss tracking nutrient intake, and why consistency is key to your fitness journey. Listen in as we discuss the Irish and Australian attitudes towards fitness, the perks of 24-hour gyms, and how to stay motivated. Let Michelle's inspiring stories fuel your own journey towards a healthier, fitter you.Follow Michelle on socials mj.fitnessoffical For any podcast dilemma or enquires please email Boujeeblondespodcast@gmail.comFollow us on socials @boujeeblondespodcast

    Festival antics, fire emojis & Skincare myths

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2023 56:07 Transcription Available


    On this weeks episode the girls chat about disgusting things which happen at festivals, do fire emojis cause drama or break up relationships & skincare myths.  Melissa fills us in on her weekend at Electric picnic.  Imagine being surrounded by legendary acts such as the Wolf Tones and Coronas, sharing the electric energy of the crowd, and surviving the wild adventure of camping. But that's not all- there's an unexpected toothbrush request, a drinking game that involves a work boot, and a memorable encounter in a portaloo.As we head into the colder months, we explore the allure of hibernation and the simple pleasure of shopping for cozy clothes and accessories. But the winter season isn't all about warm socks and tartan sweaters. And let's not forget about our juicy jammy Dodgers dilemma of the week! Can a fire emoji cause a breakup , are they inappropriate or are they used to catch someone's attention.  Skincare, a topic we all have an opinion on, but how many of us truly understand it? We debunk myths and reveal facts, everything from the impact of hot water on your skin to the role stress and hormones play in acne. We talk about the benefits of massaging your skin and using lymphatic drainage, and why it's crucial to keep your skincare routine simple. So, whether you're a skincare novice or an expert, strap in for a skin health deep dive like no other. By the end of this conversation, you will question all your skincare beliefs. Don't miss this episode of the Boujee  Blonde Podcast.For enquiries and to share your dilemmas please email Boujeeblondespodcast@gmail.com

    Tampons, Don't do this at festivals, Hangover Kits & group chat mishap #26

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2023 55:31 Transcription Available


    Ever felt the awkwardness of buying tampons or condoms from the store, praying nobody would notice? Join Melissa and Simone, as they share our own cringe-worthy tales and strive to normalize this everyday part of life. We venture into the world of festivals discussing the dos, the don'ts and some of our own hilariously relatable mishaps. From Juicy jammy dodgers Get ready to hear stories from listeners adventures that will make you laugh, stories about meeting a future spouse in an A&E tent and the sheer terror of waking up in a stranger's caravan.. Let's be honest, who hasn't sent a wrong text in a group chat and felt the consequent dread? This episode is all about unfiltered, candid discussions on topics that are often swept under the rug. They  delve into the recent Donald Trump scandal offering an honest take on his charges and what it could mean for his future in politics.What's a good podcast episode without a sprinkle of fun? The girls wrap up with some handy festival tips that could save your life (not really, but it's pretty close!). From packing the perfect hangover care package to the life-saving power of a reliable phone charger, we've got it all covered. 

    Ould lad Irish sayings & we hit our 25th episode ekkkk

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2023 48:59 Transcription Available


    We hit our 25th episode.  Melissa and Simone, as we unravel these intriguing topics with a dash of hearty laughter on this week's episode of the Boujee Blonde Podcast. We guide you through a heartfelt journey back to our cousin's move Down Under and the tearful goodbyes that ensued. But it's not all teary-eyed chats! We also delve into the world of organic and vegan wines (your hangovers will thank us later) and share comparisons between city and country drivers based on our personal experiences. We then shift gears to talk about the glamour and pressures of fame, drawing references from the multifaceted characters in The Furies. Navigating the complex landscape of workplace dynamics, we share insights on coping with feelings of exclusion and maintaining professional relationships with older colleagues. We emphasize the importance of keeping a positive outlook, staying goal-oriented, and understanding when it's time to pursue new opportunities. To wrap up, we explore charming Irish sayings that have weathered generations and what they still mean to us today. So, sit back, relax, and tune in for a heartwarming conversation filled with life lessons, laughter, and of course, some good old Irish wisdom!Thank you for your continued support and all our wonderful listenersTo get in touch please boujeeblondespodcast@gmail.com

    Struggling with career choices & expectations #24

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2023 58:29 Transcription Available


    Welcome to the Boujee Blondes podcast with co hosts Melissa & Simone.  Ever found yourself stuck at a crossroads, not knowing which career path to choose? Picture this - your heart pines for beauty therapy but your parents push for a teaching career. The girls dive into this issue, offering their  two cents on balancing passion and security. Join the girlies as they underscore the importance of listening to your gut, and taking time out to focus on personal growth and happiness. Have you ever wondered how a rare medical condition could radically change your life? Simone shares her challenging journey dealing with an unusual medical condition and how it impacted her life. COVID-19 hasn't been kind to our mental health either, making us question our priorities and passions.  They discuss how this pandemic has transformed our lives, while exploring ways to weather the storm.Social media - a double edged sword, right? It's brought us relief in these challenging times, yet has also changed the way we interact in our relationships. We explore the pros and cons, examining flattery's role in building trust. We also let our hair down with a fun game of 'Marry, Shift or Ghost', and chat about our favorite celebrities. Tune in for a riveting episode filled with laughter, advice, and engaging conversations.Thank you for joining the girls every week, we would love to share your story on the podcast if you have any funny stories or dilemmas please email Boujeeblondespodcast@gmail.com Don't forgot the share this weeks episode on your social channels. Melissa and Simone xxx

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