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"I Am Citizen Abels" is an Internet radio show starring David Abels and a cast of characters that include celebrities from the past like Mahatma Ghandi and Dr. Ruth, as well as contemporary favorites like Kim Kardashian, the Velvet Underground, and Jerry Garcia. "The Citizen" as our undaunted star i…

David Abels

  • May 6, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
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The Best Joe Biden Gaffes, Flubs, And Blunders

Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2020 6:06


Joe Biden, the presumptive Democratic candidate for the United States of America in the 2020 election. Former Vice President to Barack Obama. Former Senator from Delaware. And major gaffer. Major verbal blunderer. Now, Sleepy Joe, as Donald Trump calls him, seems out of it sometimes. Maybe he’s just sleepy. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen uses some of The Citizen Files to show you some of the best Joe Biden flubs and gaffes over the last few years of the now 77-year-old senior citizen Joe Biden bumbling and stumbling and just – well – making everyone wonder whether he’s got dementia or Alzheimer’s or whether he’s just plain lost all of his marbles. Joe? Hello, Joe.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (https://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is a YouTube show and podcast starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can watch The Citizen on YouTube, and listen to him on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, and hundreds of other apps and websites. You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook and Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™ Joe Biden, the presumptive Democratic candidate for the United States of America in the 2020 election. Former Vice President to Barack Obama. Former Senator from Delaware. And major gaffer. Major verbal blunderer. Now, Sleepy Joe, as Donald Trump calls him, seems out of it sometimes. Maybe he’s just sleepy. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen uses some of The Citizen Files to show you some of the best Joe Biden flubs and gaffes over the last few years of the now 77-year-old senior citizen Joe Biden bumbling and stumbling and just – well – making everyone wonder whether he’s got dementia or Alzheimer’s or whether he’s just plain lost all of his marbles. Joe? Hello, Joe. “I Am Citizen Abels” (https://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is a YouTube show and podcast starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can watch The Citizen on YouTube, and listen to him on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, and hundreds of other apps and websites. You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook and Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Gen Z Comedian Harrison Friedman Knows Something You Don’t

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2020 5:52


Most Gen Z kids don’t know anything if you ask Citizen Abels. So, don’t ask him. But lo and behold it seems to The Citizen that young comedian Harrison Friedman in fact does know something – and it’s not just that being the hardest working man in show business since James Brown died is a lofty pursuit; it’s that comedy is a bridge between people. Laughter is the best medicine, and like a great proctologist, Harrison injects humor into life and on stage to get people to see that we’re all pretty much alike. Especially now, when like our undaunted friend, The Citizen, are stuck like bees on a crown of thorns waiting for the chance to kiss some rose petals and lick where the moon don’t shine. Enjoy this short – but fun and philosophical show. And don’t forget, keep your pants on – the Coronavirus is still out there. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is a YouTube show (www.youtube.com/c/citizenabels) and podcast starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Is Coronavirus China's Biowarfare Against The U.S.?

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2020 6:10


No joking on this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels.” Because The Citizen is asking questions like The Riddler trying to pick up a joker in a downtown bar. And not only is our fearless friend asking questions, he’s asking whether the Chinese government has started a biowar by unleashing the Coronavirus on the Western world. Everyone knows we live in a politically correct world where we don’t see color – not black, not white, not yellow, not red. But this time, America and the rest of the world may need to wake up. Wake up and see things are not quite as clear as a wonton on a plate with soy sauce on the table. Wake up, America. Wake up, world. This could be the… “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is a YouTube show and podcast starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Unboxing Dollar Shave Club & Harry’s Shaving Samplers For A Close Shave

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2020 16:16


Our ever-horny and now desperate but determined friend, The Citizen, takes the opportunity in this latest episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” to unbox shaving sampler kits from Dollar Shave Club and Harry’s. The Citizen reveals that his closest shave actually came when he was married – Satan took all of his money but he escaped with his life. The fun aside, Citizen Abels actually shaves on this show – a miracle of sorts for someone who had alopecia (another show to come about that). And he also dons nipple covers made from painter’s blue tape. What can you do when you’re desperate and lonely? Take the time to put a smile on someone else’s face and teach them a little bit about life. Enjoy this great new episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” and remember there’s no business like show business. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is a YouTube show and podcast starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Unboxing Adam & Eve’s Complete Lovers Kit Adult Toy Sampler

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2020 11:32


In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded on March 16, 2020 during the emerging droplets of the Coronavirus pandemic (just a little levity), The Citizen unboxes the “Complete Lovers Kit” adult toy sampler from his former employer, Adam & Eve. Unwittingly, The Citizen and his mouth and his very talented tongue make the most of the situation to show quite how desperate he is – the poor old fart is beyond freaking horny. Citizen Abels is off to the races again – going (down) nowhere fast – and takes the time to explain how you too can get off in the purple squirts just like Prince on the down low with a transvestite groupie. Boy, those were the days. Take advantage of enjoying The Citizen as he displays his sexual ineptness and reveal his penis is nothing to look at, and certainly, nothing to talk about. You have nothing but your panties to lose and a coupon code for adameve.com to use. Yes, just stick “CITIZEN” in your box at checkout as you check out the show. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is a YouTube show and podcast starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

The Citizen’s Top 10 Signs That You Might Have The Coronavirus

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020 2:38


Laughter is the best medicine what ever your grouchy uncle or sister or even doctor says. In this new Top 10 list from The Citizen, our fearless friend tries to inject some levity into the Coronavirus scare with his own special ways to diagnose what might be ailing you. Shit, it’s all going to hell in a handbasket. Might as well have some fun before the Terminator returns. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Gen Z Comedian Harrison Friedman Talkin’ PC, Talkin’ His Generation

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2019 9:27


While everyone knows The Citizen is funny (did you say, funny looking?), The Citizen knows Gen Z punks aren’t. Well, at least most of them. On this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” our fearless friend takes on Gen Z punk and comedian, Harrison Friedman, who’s actually pretty funny for a punk and a comedian. The one-and-a-half comedians talk the world of PC and the shit Gen Z says, like, don’t say the “n word” or “retard” or any truths about women. Who knows? In any event, The Citizen rolls out the roasting oven for Harrison until he gets “cancelled” as they say in the stupid comedy clubs the Gen Z crowds go to sip beer and pretend they don’t want to get laid. Oh well, what can you with these dumbasses but laugh? Not much. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Enneagram 103 With Therapist Dr. Beatrice Chestnut

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2019 10:35


The third of a three-part series, this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” with renown therapist and corporate consultant, Dr. Beatrice Chestnut, reveals information about several of the brain-based Enneagram types. The Citizen and Dr. Chestnut run through each of these types and the Enneagram subtypes. Of course, our sometimes unruly – but always interesting – friend and pseudo-therapist, The Citizen, finds a way to figure out why he never gets any copays from the crazy women he winds up with. It’s because he’s crazier than they are. So, sit back, relax, don’t move that pillow on that couch, and tell Dr. Citizen what’s the matter. Again. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Will You Be Able To Pay The Bills As You Get Older?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2019 11:30


Money, money, money. Show me the money. And that’s true especially as you get older. The American Dream is alive for some. But even for those that have it, sailing through the senior years without illness or disability, without help or care, without worry or fear…well, good freakin’ luck with that. So, on this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen and normally cantankerous friend, Ken Perry, talk about their concerns gettin’ on up there. For our fateful friend, The Citizen, you know his main concern – getting’ down there. Oh, well. You too? Try a blue pill. But first – of course – listen to The Citizen. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Julian Assange & Globalists George Soros, The Rockefellers & Rothschilds

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 14:41


Everyone knows The Citizen is a sucker for a good story. Because you know he’s got a million stories and they’re all true.™ So, on this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen and friend, conspiracy theorist, and true believer, Ken Perry, talk about globalism, the “globalists”, and one of their supposed enemies – Julian Assange. Perry gets some good shots in at a bunch of globalists that many like him are on a constant mission to control the world. They include the Rockefellers, the Rothschilds, Cecil Rhodes, Julian Huxley, and the infamous George Soros. Listen, The Citizen is not in the know when it comes to these people. Do your best for God and his county – and of course, for your friend The Citizen, and listen, enjoy, and most importantly, subscribe. Who do you think you’re fooling? “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Enneagram 102 With Therapist Dr. Beatrice Chestnut

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2019 11:38


This episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” is the second of a three-part series with renown therapist and corporate consultant, Dr. Beatrice Chestnut. The Citizen and Dr. Chestnut run through interesting aspects about three of the nine Enneagram types, and discuss the Enneagram’s use in general. Needless to say, our magnanimous friend starts to believe he’s every type and everyone and everything. Clearly, YouTubing has gone to his head. So, listen and learn as The Citizen and Beatrice Chestnut try to figure out what makes people do the things they do and why the world is the way it is. Shhhh…no one but you needs to know. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Enneagram 101 With Therapist Dr. Beatrice Chestnut

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2019 14:52


On this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” – the first of a three-part series – therapist and corporate consultant, Dr. Beatrice Chestnut, talks about the Enneagram personality type system. Dr. Chestnut and The Citizen go through some Enneagram basics, discuss the history of the Enneagram, and run through some of the nine Enneagram types. Of course, The Citizen is at his neurotic best, and starts identifying with every type. If he could only find the right type to go out with. Anyway, join this interesting discussion, and remember to stay in touch with yourself. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Is Donald Trump “The Chosen One” Or Is He Just Crazy As Hell?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019 9:11


As everyone who’s anyone knows, our friend The Citizen is “the chosen one” no matter what the crowd at the convenience store says. But on this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen and ardent Donald Trump supporter Ken Perry discuss whether Mr. Trump is as he and two other people say, “the chosen one” who is like the second coming of God to the people of Israel. Oy. Is there anything else that people can talk about besides crazy men and Chinese tariffs. Well, leave that up to Citizen Abels. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Is CBD Oil Right For You? The Benefits Of CBD: Peppi Eliason – Part 2

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2019 13:49


On this second “I Am Citizen Abels” episode with CBD entrepreneur Peppi Eliason, The Citizen learns about different products that help people with sleep, anxiety, and aches and pains. Peppi shows and talks about products she represents that are both CBD-based and non-CDB-based, and tells The Citizen about friends, family, and pets who have benefited. So, get onboard, get out of bed, and get going by trying something different than what you’re doing now. After all, The Citizen does that every show he’s on. “I Am Citizen Abels” (hwww.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Is CBD Oil Right For You? The Benefits Of CBD: Peppi Eliason – Part 1

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2019 14:40


CBD oil, also known as cannabinol, is the hot thing these days. And while our friend, The Citizen, always thinks his little head is the hot thing every day, he bites his lip and gives time to his friend and fellow businesswoman, Peppi Eliason, who is a CBD product entrepreneur. Peppi tells Citizen Abels that he can find relief for much of the pain he has – with the notable exception of his ex-wife and her lawyer – by using CBD oil, as Peppi discovered when she tore her meniscus and went through rehab. So, in this first part of a two-part episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” discover along with The Citizen and Peppi what young and old farts across the world are discovering – a few drops a day keeps the pain away, good z’s are within reach, and a smile might hit your face even when you’re not watching Citizen Abels.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Mounting An LCD, LED Or Roku TV On Your Wall Using A Wall Mounting Kit

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2019 10:55


While his kids, family, friends, neighbors, and the rest of the world think Citizen Abels is an idiot and a moron (an idiot and a moron?), our fearless friend sets out to prove them wrong as he takes on the task of mounting a TV on his son’s bedroom wall using a TV wall mounting kit. And lo and behold, The Citizen does it!!! So can you. But only – of course – if you watch this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” in bold, living color and high-def. OMG!!!   “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Top Filmmaker & YouTuber David Hoffman On Life, Work, And Philosophy

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2019 16:07


David Hoffman has led an interesting life. He’s lived in New York and California; created great documentaries such as “Sing Sing Thanksgiving” with B.B. King and Joan Baez; worked for major corporations doing communications work; been rich, been poor. And at 78, Hoffman is still going strong. On this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen listens intently to Hoffman’s story, and wonders whether he’ll ever be what he wants to be. What is that, anyway? So, tune it, tune out, and take your pants off. Here’s another great show.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Bestselling BDSM Romance Writer Tara Sue Me Talks Sex: Part II Of II

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2019 18:04


In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” BDSM romance writer Tara Sue Me talks about what drives women to her books, how these books affect their sex lives, and what prejudices and limitations confine people in the BDSM “lifestyle.” Tara Sue’s books – mostly easy-to-read e-books for $4.99 – include her famous Submissive series, which includes titles like “The Submissive” and “The Dominant.” Her latest book is, yes, you guessed it – “FOK” – a Wall Street acronym for “Fulfill Or Kill.” Well, FOK. Just shoot The Citizen. Because he can’t tell if he’s fulfilled. And he certainly can’t get no satisfaction. Oh, give it to him, baby.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Successful Filmmaker & YouTuber David Hoffman On B.B. King & Life

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2019 23:20


David Hoffman has had a long, successful, and productive career in film, on TV, and on YouTube. The Citizen talks in this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” with Hoffman about life, growing up in New York, his dedication and passion for film and for communicating. Hoffman tells the story of the making of “Sing Sing Thanksgiving,” his documentary featuring a concert with B.B. King and Joan Baez at the notorious Sing Sing prison. King described his performance at Sing Sing as the best of his career, and The Citizen listens intently to Hoffman tell the tale of serendipity, determination, and reaching out – core principles the famous filmmaker lives by. So, put down your guitar, turn up the volume, and listen to another great show.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

The Road Less Traveled: Artem Smirnov Crosses The U.S. And The Mexican Border To Find The Holy Grail

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2019 13:57


The Citizen welcomes back his old young friend and former producer, Artem Smirnov, in this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels.” The one and one-half Jews discuss Artem’s trip of self-discovery across the U.S. and across the Mexican border where the stars shoot in the sky and problems like frayed cables just don’t exist. So, take this voyage of discovery yourself, and find out what Artem realizes is more important than anything in life – even more important than the whole world watching The Citizen. Yes, you guessed it – peace out.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Bestselling BDSM Romance Writer Tara Sue Me: Part I Of II

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2019 15:38


Apparently, The Citizen’s sex life is a little too vanilla compared to the great masses. And on this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” our vanilla – but still noble – friend meets and interviews BDSM romance writer, Tara Sue Me, whose books sell like hotcakes on Amazon.com and BarnesandNoble.com. Tara talks to Citizen Abels about how she got into writing and how she decided to write about BDSM. She also discusses her Parkinson’s Disease and life in the publishing world.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Search Engine Optimization: Dominatrix Mistress Lydia Teaches You SEO

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2019 12:56


Not only is dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur the queen of BDSM, kink, and fetish, she’s also an expert on search engine optimization (SEO). In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” Mistress Lydia gives The Citizen a lesson on SEO and tells the audience some basic what-to-knows when it comes to building a website, advertising, and getting people to your website, store, or business. Mistress Lydia clearly impresses The Citizen. That itself is impressive. Who impresses The Citizen except his crazy self?   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

The Great Mel Brooks Takes A Cab Ride In New York City

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2019 6:59


In this clip from a past episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” featuring The Citizen’s old friend, cabdriver and poet Seth Goldman, The Citizen listens to his friend’s true story about the great Mel Brooks taking a ride in his cab in Manhattan in New York City. Goldman listens as the comedian, actor, and director speaks about NYC cab drivers, the great food in New York, the terrible bagels in Los Angeles, and how the goyim and Jewish people view food in a different light.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Dominatrix Mistress Lydia Answers Audience Questions About BDSM Sex

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2019 9:16


In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen’s sidekick, dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur, answers a stream of Citizen fan questions about sex and BDSM. To The Citizen’s unfortunate surprise, the callers include old friends, Vladimir Sputin, Dr. Hilda Von Stern, and Blackbird himself. An old woman calls to ask Mistress Lydia how her younger boyfriend can pull the ol’ GILF’s hair without it coming off. So, sit back, take your pants off, and enjoy another great show.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Living Longer. Advice From Ken Perry About Experts Peter Ragnar & John Rose.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2019 11:32


In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen and longtime and very smart friend, Ken Perry, discuss his passion for longevity and wisdom. Ken talks about experts and well-known YouTubers and health experts, Peter Ragnar and John Rose, two men who he credits with tremendous insight into leading a better, happier, and longer life. Nothing from Daoism to The Citizen’s raisins goes untouched in this great conversation. And believe you and me, The Citizen never likes to have his raisins untouched. So, sit back and enjoy another great show.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Are Psychiatric Drugs And The Mental Health Industry A Fraud?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2019 13:09


Citizen Abels can be serious – if someone actually has something serious to say to him. On this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen and Ken Perry discuss the mental health “industry” and mental illness in general, as well as the ills of psychiatric medicines like psychotropics. Dominatrix Mistress Lydia was out for this show, dealing with the craziness of the BDSM world. So The Citizen and Ken try not to get too crazy as they talk about their experiences and their discoveries dealing with mental illness and the mental health “system.” They discuss the opinions and research of famed Dr. Peter Breggin and science journalist Robert Whitaker. The issue? Is the mental health system or “industry” a fraud perpetuated on patients, their families, and society in the name of money and ignorance? Stay tuned out there in Citizenland…   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Going South Making Spicy And Summery BDSM Cucumbers With The Citizen And Mistress Lydia

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2019 11:52


Like our fearless friend, The Citizen, always says, the best thing to do with a cucumber is to put it in the right place. And that’s what Citizen Abels and his kinky sidekick, dominatrix Mistress Lydia do on this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels.” Mistress Lydia takes the flogger to The Citizen as he prepares a cool dish of spicy and summery cucumbers. Look out because the pair gets wild and crazy talking about BDSM, going down into the bowels of the south, and not eating your meat – we mean, cucumbers, of course. Bon appétit!   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

The Citizen And Mistress Lydia Make Frozen Dark Sweet Cherry Daiquiris

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2019 7:11


Summertime and the living is easy. Well, not so easy, bud. Because it’s not so easy for some of us; they’re whipped. Literally. By dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur. The Citizen tries to cool down – and load up – the Mistress by making her a dark sweet cherry daiquiri and showing you how to do it while he’s at – just a little this and a little that. That Citizen. So talented. So, watch and listen to this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” as The Citizen gets Mistress Lydia to tell him about her week in the kinky and crazy world of BDSM. Cheers! Our favorite flavor…cherry red.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

The Myers-Briggs: A Pathway To Yourself

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2019 6:51


Citizen Abels takes the chance to help you discover yourself in this episode. Not the type of discovery normally associated with The Citizen – relieving your anxiety by staying in touch with yourself. No, this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” is about the Myers-Briggs personality style system and how you can learn about your personality by answering the Myers-Briggs questionnaire. Give The Citizen a try, and give the Myers-Briggs a try. The only thing to fear is fear itself.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

9 Great Free Streaming Services For Free Movies And TV Shows

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2019 7:09


In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen reviews 9 great free streaming services where you can watch free movies and TV shows without having to pay the monthly bill you get from Netflix, Hulu, and all of the other paid movie and TV subscription services. Just like The Citizen, these services are free. Free at last. Free at last!!!   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

The Ethical Slut: Author Janet W. Hardy On Writing, Sex, Business, And Politics

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2019 15:10


Janet W. Hardy is the author of the famous book, “The Ethical Slut,” which talks about the question of honesty in sexual relationships. The issue of honesty for Janet in sexual relationships hangs on whether partners are dealing with each other on a consensual basis – is a lover of yours or you having side affairs without their knowledge. Without their knowledge Janet contends this is a non-consensual, dishonest, and ultimately unethical way to treat your partner. The Citizen and Mistress Lydia listen to Janet on this and other topics – like business, writing, publishing, and politics. Don’t miss this great show as The Citizen has to contend with the lies and tales he might have told.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

How To File An Ethics Complaint Against An Attorney

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2019 9:54


Though friends and family know, many out there in Citizenland don’t know that our fearless friend, The Citizen, is a veteran of many wars. Unfortunately, it’s not the ones you’re thinking of – with guns and bombs and tanks. No, Citizen Abels is a veteran of legal wars. And as a veteran of legal wars, The Citizen has met many an attorney not worth his weight in spit. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded June 19, 2019, The Citizen goes through what’s involved in filing an ethics complaint against an attorney – why you would, what you need to do, what the results might be, and the work, and the aggravation, and of course, the possible satisfaction. So, sit back, unlock your briefcase, and enjoy the show.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

BDSM Writer & Publisher Janet W. Hardy Talks Life & Lifestyle

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2019 16:45


In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded June 13, 2019, The Citizen talks with renown BDSM writer and publisher, Janet W. Hardy, who talks about her identification as a gender-queer sadist and switch, as well as about her relationships and her life in general. The Citizen and Mistress Lydia listen intently as Janet – the author and co-author of BDSM classics like The Ethical Slut, The Topping Book, The Sexually Dominant Woman, and the newly released, Impervious – opens up about a range of topics wider than the equipment in Mistress Lydia’s closet. So take yourself out of the closet – of your mind – and enjoy this great show.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur Dresses Up The Citizen

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2019 11:37


It’s one more Father’s Day for Citizen Abels, and in this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded June 10, 2019 at the luxurious Four Strong Media Studios, dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur shows The Citizen who’s boss – just like everyone else in his life does. So The Citizen dons a dress, puts duct tape pasties on his breasts, and acknowledges the fact that he’s not anyone else – nor does he want to be. Anyone and everyone, hear ye, hear ye. The Citizen will do his own thing until the day he dies. Happy Father’s Day to me. God bless America. Okay, here we go, Kate Smith. It’s another great show. “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcast, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

The Fetish And Kink Favorites Of Dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2019 10:47


Today’s episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” is not another day playing with Tickle Me Elmo. But it is about those things like tickling feet and busting balls and humiliating little pricks – The Citizen and his little prick not included. And while Citizen Abels isn’t above some good clean adult fun, he winds up stripping down the fetish world – and himself – as Dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur reveals her faves in fetishes and kink. You’ll hear our fearless friend with his mouth covered get embarrassed and dismayed – even with his mouth taped over with duct tape. Well, duck right now under the table, zip up your fly, and get ready for another great show. This episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” was recorded June 10, 2019 at the luxurious Four Strong Media Studios. “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcast, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur And The BDSM Lifestyle

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2019 10:04


Ow! That hurt! And that’s what this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” is all about. Dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur whips it good on the show, and even gives The Citizen a good flogging – or two. Don’t worry. Because our fearless friend never feels any pain. And anyone who’s been through a good divorce – much like a good flogging – feels no pain. So get ready, take your shirt off, take ten lashes and a gentle – well, not so gentle – prodding, and listen to The Citizen, as dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur bares her soul about her profession and the BDSM lifestyle in this show, recorded June 10, 2019. Ow! Not again! “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcast, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

10 Things (Most) Fathers Really Want For Father's Day

Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2019 3:57


It’s Father’s Day again. Another day, another dollar gone. Well, actually, more than a few gone. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” our forlorn friend, The Citizen, relays a dream-inspired list of the 10 things most fathers really want this Father’s Day. Guys, gals, children of all ages, have pity on us fathers. Have pity on your father. Have pity on every father that had to deal with stinkin’ kids, wives, ex-wives, baby mamas, and etc. and etc. It’s another day, and another time to enjoy The Citizen. A night out with his buddies at a strip club. Please, kids. Please.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

How Teenagers Can Make Money This Summer

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2019 9:46


Listen, between the cost of weed and condoms – never mind iTunes and Spotify music – it’s damn frustrating being a teenager with empty pockets and a lot of needs. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 16, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch go through a list of ways teenagers can make money this summer and be able to stop sponging off their parents. The dynamic duo also discuss what to do to get started in business and important things to consider when dealing with customers and prospective customers. Listen as Citizen Abels and Mitch almost sound like they know something. And enjoy!   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

10 Things You Should Know About (Your) Vagina

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2019 5:04


The Citizen knows a little about a lot, and a lot about…well, his little… But what most men and women don’t know a lot about is vagina. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 17, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch go down a list of 10 things every woman – and man – should know about their vagina. Or just vagina in general. Go down with the boys and have a laugh, as the two old farts try to embarrass each other like a smelly fish in their beds.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

12 Great Ways You Can Increase Your Sex Drive

Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2019 6:03


In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 17, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch discuss a number of ways that men and women can improve their sex drive – from eating better meat to swallowing all the best kinds of vitamins. Wink wink. But really, The Citizen cares. He believes the world would be a better, happier place if we all had better, happier sex lives. See if you agree as you listen to Citizen Abels make a wish for men and women around the world – an orgasmic wish.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

The Citizen’s 10 Dirtiest Dirty Blonde Jokes

Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2019 1:55


Everyone loves a dirty blonde joke. It’s got a little ditz and a little jizz. Okay, The Citizen isn’t the most PC person. Enjoy his 10 dirtiest dirty blonde jokes. And remember, f*ck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Autism Advocate And Father Guy Shahar Talks About The Early Signs Of His Sons Autism

Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2019 2:50


Guy Shahar is a father and autism advocate. His advocacy grew out of the work he and his wife did to help their son, who has autism. In this clip from the original “I Am Citizen Abels” episode Guy appeared on – “Two Fathers Talk Autism” – Guy talks about what early signs of autism appeared in his son. Citizen Abels, who has twins on the autism spectrum, listens intently as Guy describes the realizations millions of parents across the world come to as they start to see their child has autism.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Forget Tyra Banks. It's Spinning And Bejazzled Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Mia Kang.

Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2019 3:22


On this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 9, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch talk about 2019 Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition model Mia Kang. Well, actually the two old farts ogle at her loveliness and make comments like a couple of 10-year-olds. Anyway, watch and ogle yourself. Men, women, dogs, and cats can only say a game of spin the bottle – or spin something, anything – with this darling would be better than a long day at work. Enjoy!   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Model Camille Kostek. Short, Sweet, And Better Than The Pink Tacos.

Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2019 3:27


It’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Model time of the year. This year’s hot bod is the gorgeous Camille Kostek. Yes, former and recently retired New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski’s short, sweet, and oh-so-beautiful girlfriend graces the 2019 SI swimsuit cover. Lick your lips, guys. Even you girls. Just keep your pants on until you listen to The Citizen and Mitch salivate over perfect circles, perfect globes, and whatever else they would love to get their hands on. This episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” was recorded May 9, 2019. Ay, chihuahua. Give me a pink taco.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Nyuk. Nyuk. Nyuk. A Citizen Tribute To Curly Howard Of The Three Stooges.

Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2019 18:08


On this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 3, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch pay tribute to one of the world’s great comic geniuses – Curly Howard of The Three Stooges. Known for his patented phrases and sounds, Curly was a multilayered man – marred by insecurity but talented in so many brilliant ways. To know Curly was to love him, and The Citizen and Mitch exchange interesting stories about the man some call the greatest Stooge, as well as their usual inane banter about everything and anything. So, sit back and relax, and enjoy the show.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (http://www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest form.™

Do You Live In One Of The 10 Happiest Countries In The World?

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2019 16:58


To The Citizen, it doesn’t seem like Americans are so happy. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” – recorded May 3, 2019 – The Citizen and Mitch discuss the world’s happiest countries and a few of the reasons why these countries seem to get it right. Maybe there’s a way we can give up sex, oxycontin, and rock and roll if we all get happy. Okay, maybe let’s give up the oxycontin, and listen to another great show. This one’s entitled, “Do You Live In One Of The 10 Happiest Countries In The World?"   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (http://www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Google, Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search for “Citizen Abels.” You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest form.™

Are Retail Credit Cards Like The Amazon Prime Store Card And The Lowe’s Store Card Good For You?

Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2019 13:55


Money. It’s a gas. Share it. Spend it. Don’t take a slice of my stash. But spending money by borrowing time on credit cards can be a dangerous game if you do it wrong. Temptation, temptation. Yet using control on certain credit cards – like the retail credit cards from Amazon.com and Lowe’s – bring a 5% discount on purchases. The Citizen discusses these topics and other related ones – divorce, kids, work, and sexual relations – because in the end, everything costs The Citizen. Even a little kiss on his little head. So, enjoy today’s show – “Are Retail Credit Cards Like The Amazon Prime Store Card And The Lowe’s Store Card Good For You?” – recorded May 4, 2019. “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (http://www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Google, Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search for “Citizen Abels.” You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

F*#k, Marry, Or Ki*l? Rachel Maddow, Queen Latifah, Or Gloria Steinem.

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2019 23:52


Guys are pigs. And women? Of course, they’re are all saints. No one but queer guys put their mouths on you-know-whats, do they? On this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels™,” old friend – NYC cab driver and poet, Seth Goldman – comes to visit The Citizen and Mitch to play a game of “F*#k, Marry, Or Ki*l?” The three old farts plow ahead and pound out their choices. The consensus as who would be the woman they’d want to take to bed for just one time? Well, take a listen and find out. This episode of "I Am Citizen Abels" was recorded April 30, 2019.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (http://www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Does Elon Musk Or Snoop Dogg Smoke More Weed?

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2019 22:22


It doesn’t take a billionaire or a millionaire or even a poor shnook standing on a corner with nothing in his pocket to light one up and alter the universe. And in the U.S. – well, for that matter the world – it might as well be 420 day every day with how much things have changed. Take the famous billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk, founder of Tesla, the electric car company, and Snoop Dogg, a central figure in the rap world and a musical innovator like few others are. Both have been known to take a toque, smoke a bone, and light up a blunt – Elon Musk celebrated for doing it on Joe Rogan’s podcast and pissing off the boys and girls on Wall Street – and Snoop… You know that story. Once again, then, another episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” entitled, “Does Elon Musk Or Snoop Dogg Smoke More Weed?” “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (http://www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages.

Kim Kardashian's Fat Ass Wouldn't Fit In A Law School Seat

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2019 16:39


Kim Kardashian – recognized all over the world – is famous for being famous. And now the pop icon wants to be famous for another reason – for being a lawyer. That’s right, Chloé and Kylie’s older sister is apprenticing for an attorney and hoping to take the bar exam so she can become a licensed attorney in California under a state law that allows Californians to take the bar without going to law school. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” entitled “Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Wouldn’t Fit In A Law School Seat," our fearless and big-mouthed friend, The Citizen, discusses the important topics of the day – including Ms. Kardashian’s fat ass and her obvious similarities to the U.S.’s 16th president, the great Abraham Lincoln, and how “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” might not quite reach the status of “The Gettysburg Address.” “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (http://www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages.

Former Pastor Larry D. "Reid" Discusses Good And Evil

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2018 1:54


Former pastor Larry Reid takes a crack at separating right and wrong – or as Reid likes to think of it, good versus evil. He explains that if we follow the path of the manifestation of our best self, good begins to spread in the world and we begin to see God as love. Tell it, Dr. Reid. Check out the full interview at  www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/jesus-h-doctor.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Tumblr, Pinterest, and Instagram or get in touch with him by email at iamcitizenabels@gmail.com. Call Citizen Abels toll-free on The Citizen Hotline at (919) 969-9962.

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