Pop Uncultured

Holy crow, it's three hours of Pop Uncultured!  Consider this making up for my lack of posts lately, I've been chilling way too hard this past month.  This episode is like 80% visual gags, so chances are good that only JY, Mike, and I will enjoy listening to it.  Sucks to be you, I guess.  We're our target audience.Sincerely, the official hottest girl on Pop Uncultured, Dram.

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This week on Pop Uncultured, milk in a bag!  It literally never occurred to me once in my life that that might be weird, having grown up in the Midwest, but I Googled it and it turns out to only be a big thing in Canada anymore.  Fucking bunch of idiots up there.  Anyhey, we chat about bagged milk and the other myriad reasons as to why Kwik Trip is the best gas station, most notably their sugar free French vanilla lattes which ARE NOT GAY and, in fact, YOU ARE GAY if you don't agree with me.  On the off chance that I'm possibly wrong about this and drinking these makes me gay, then Mike and JY are homophobes and they hate crime me on this episode.  DM me on instagram and I'll tell you their addresses so you can protest them and possibly even assault them, physically.Also we come up with loads of new business idea, the triumph in my opinion being JY's Eggerts.  Egg salad in a Gogurt tube somehow leads back to sex dolls, more specifically a sex doll hooker service (actually a real thing).  This leads to real hookers and we go window shopping for hot singles in our respective areas.  Turns out, when it comes to working girls, the Midwest is quality over quantity, and Denver is basically a literal pigsty.  I'm not nearly desperate enough to feed at this trough, but who knows what the future will bring?Rape us on iTunes.

This week on Pop Uncultured, the video that broke Mike and JY!  Everyone has their breaking point, and we finally found theirs: a video of a man pumping his good time slime all over a snack pack chocolate pudding and eating it with a spoon.  I, for one, found it very arousing.  After that I ask an important question that even if I wrote it down in the description would make me feel like a bad person, it has to do with puppies though.  A small tribute video diatribe leads us to our new segment, Jerk Talk, which eventually somehow leads to JY's bowling impressions (Lord strike me down if that doesn't get me every time, I had tears in my eyes editing this).As this is a direct continuation of last week's episode, our business ideas are still cooking and the hits keep coming.  Quora gives us another world class bonehead whose vaguely religious and fully retarded response to a blowjob question gets copied and pasted onto the AI story generator.  Then we get into a lengthy discussion on the various ways we've permanently damaged our minds, bodies, and souls through grimy gas station drugs (turns out JY's smoked salvia like 38 times and I'm a decade-long off-brand, swamp-flavored heroin junkie).Also we dive deep on the world of high class sex toys, more specifically, AI sex dolls.  Wowee fellas, these things are highly affordable and absurdly attractive, which again, is why I can never purchase one.  I'm out here in the world, moving and shaking, making plays and sucking gays.  If I just buy a 10/10 headless corpse then what's the cotton-pickin point?  I'm a man who likes to earn his headless corpses the ol' fashioned way.Hey idiots, if you're addicted to kratom and want to quit, here's the tapering guide: https://www.reddit.com/r/modquittingkratom/comments/63tjtd/tapering/Follow it to a tee and it'll work.  There might be someone out there who had a habit longer than me using doses larger and with more frequency than me, but they'd have to be a goddamn unicorn.  All that to say, if it worked for me, it will work for you.Also, I tried exhaustively to find the cum pudding video but I think they took it down.  The year is 2022, and the internet has finally disappointed me.  RIP cum pudding guy.

This week on Pop Uncultured, Nine Inch Nails live at Red Rocks!  It was rad, we're all nerds, et cetera.  More importantly though, we answer the big questions that have vexed mankind since the dawn of time.  For instance, do women love small-to-average sized dicks?  And a follow up, why is every woman who answers "no" a liar?  Using a piece of shit website full of idiots called Quora, we get to the bottom of things and  (unlike our penises do to vaginas) we crack this thing wide open.  This leads us to discovering a rough and tumble, no nonsense maverick by the name of Wyte Choklut, who doesn't take shit from no one in his noble quest for the thrust and parry of a good debate.  Truly, he is the best that Quora has to offer.Other highlights abound such as a discussion of my ex gf (gf stands for grapefruit) Vanessa, brand new business ideas such as stat keeping hookers, the best possible explanation for cuckholdry, and of course, cum-filled twinkies.  We wrap things up in a neat little bow with a not-gay video from XNXX about friendship and pranks.  Stay tuned for next week's episode for more smart business idea and cum food videos.

This week on Pop Uncultured, Satanism!  Rolling right off last week's episode, we get into a Muslim TikTok about a guy who's indoctrinated his sweet little daughter into being homophobic already.  She doesn't want to watch the most popular cartoon of the year because some gay shit happens in it, and that displeases Allah.  What can I say, this little girl is pretty rad.  After that, we watch a pretty cool ad that recommends we all try Asian ladies.  I hadn't considered it up until now, but Asian lady marketing departments have me pretty well sold on the whole thing.  This leads into the real Cracker Jack surprise, Mike's retarded idiot cuckhold uncle.  I won't spoil anything, but you're not gonna want to miss this story dickheads.After a bit of discussion about how I can trick my friends into providing me gay oral sex, as well as JY's addiction to banging every fat nasty cow he happens upon in a bar, we get into the real meat and potatoes of this episode: Joe Aufricht.  I remembered how I found this dude.  Many moons past I edited up a few video reels of our time with PlasmaMasterDon, and one of the commenters actually suggested this goofball due to our penchant for mental illness comedy.  Thank you, nameless commenter, you're doing the Lord's work.  Our dear friend Joe uploaded a VHS recording of the time he was on local news 25 years ago, and it's a real hoot.  We, as a podcast, have reached new lows this day.  We've gone full looney tunes.  It's like Nietzche said, when you gaze too long into the retard, the retard gazes back into you.  I'm paraphrasing.Muslim Lightyear video: https://www.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/w0jsi8/new_islamist_video_with_holier_than_thou_attitude/Try Asian Ladies: https://www.reddit.com/r/CringePurgatory/comments/vrhse8/this_got_fuckin_weird/Joe Aufricht Satanism: https://youtu.be/DmYoimH40No

This week on Pop Uncultured, domestic abuse comedy!  If this episode doesn't prove we can make anything funny, then this show just ain't for you, homeslice.  After a couple more dirty smut readings from JY and the filthy novel he found, we get into a video just for the boys, so all you boys out there are free to click the link at the bottom of the description.  I guess all you ladies will have to go back to crocheting and feeding your cat for this part.  After we watch this gaped-out cam slut's anal shenanigans, we muse on the possibility of gaped ass OnlyFans suicide bombers.  It's honestly the perfect crime.  If the good ol' US of A tossed a fat enough stack of green at all these internet harlots, I'm sure they'd consent to die for God and country in the interminable War on Terror.  Just the thought of those brave skanks exploding for my freedom brings a patriotic tear to my eye.We get back into some meditation stuff, if you're bored of it TOO BAD IDIOT.  I left it in this time for the same reason I did last time, it leads to comedy eventually.  Something about numbing your dick to give yourself sexual assault, which then leads to the Pop Uncultured Love Corner, a Guaranteed Professional, Indisputable, Axiomatic Romantic Advice Segment*.  It's legit some of the funniest shit we've recorded.  If I had the ambition, gumption, and get-up-and-go of a proper podcaster I'd clip the shit out of this episode and post it all over social media, but I'm gay in the ass and also busy going to college to talk about SpongeBob with children.The dad part is spun gold too.Here's the clip for the boys: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/wz6aoa/is_that_joker/ *we are not romantic advisors, this is not a romantic advice show.

This week on Pop Uncultured, hoo boy we got a live one!  After weeks of no recordings, we've got a lot of catching up to do.  Very early into the episode, Mike posts an AI art creation tool and JY posts an AI story generator, foreshadowing the end of this episode and, quite possibly, the greatest work we've ever done.  Before all that, we touch on my shameful date with Ecuadorian Shrek, low class Latinos, Mike's boner detention, and Mr. Cool Ice himself.  We talk about secret stuff that you don't get to know about (it was awesome and funny, and you really missed out by not being in my inner circle of trust).  An Eddie Murphy donkey blowjob riff launches us towards the AI story generator, which then launches us into the stratosphere.  History was made this night.  Podcasting as you know it has changed forever.  In fact, I'd say we've ceased to be podcasters, and have become artistes.  Yeah, I spelled "artiste" with an e at the end, you'll understand once you've reached the pinnacle of creativity such as we have.  You're welcome, in advance.

This week on Pop Uncultured, twice the plastic chairs and autism!  This continuation into the life and times of Brian Ropar delves deeper into the fractured, incest-fraught psyche of our noble hero.  I'll write more when I'm not as sleepy.  Well, I say that now, but chances are I'll forget and never do it.  Just listen to the episode, it rules, also listen to the last episode for more context, and then all of the episodes ever because they're all great.  I can't think of a single stinker, honestly.  I thought the Atilla Bakk one was a bit too grimy, but it's the most popular episode so shows what I know.

This week on Pop Uncultured, chairs!  Plastic ones!  You've seen them on lawns, perhaps.  But before all that, JY joins me in a little one-on-one episode, classic style, where we discuss matters of great import.  For instance, you can kill a guy trespassing on your property, but can you rape a guy trespassing on your property?  Seems like a double standard to me.  Moreover, can you train your dogs to rape a guy who's trespassing on your Mountain Dew "Do the Dew" Mountain made out of Mountain Dew bottles?  I don't see why you couldn't.  That guy shouldn't come near Mountain Dew Mountain if he doesn't want to get raped by dogs.We go on to discuss what "art" means to girls, Turkish hair surgery, and Live, Laugh, Love ladies constant use of the n word (in their hearts).  Don't let their glossy, perfumed, bubblegum exteriors deceive you, Live, Laugh, Love girls are the number one perpetrators of the inner n word.  This all leads to a neato ad I found in my gmail for a vibrating cock ring called the OMG Mode Penis Vibrator.  It has a remote, it's jizz proof, and the decibels are low enough that you can wear it to work and everyone will notice but pretend not to.  Thankfully, JY saves this segment by rattling off like three sex toy inventions that are way better than this Chinese spy tool peddled by Hims telemedicine.All of that was merely an aperitif, though, before the main course.  Bryan Ropar and his Plastic Chair World hearken back to a simpler time, a time when this podcast was about us spending an autistic amount of time and effort to make fun of an autistic person.  The only real difference between us and Bryan, is that we like actually comfortable chairs.  This lawn chair-obsessed, train-building, gas-huffing basket case is everything I ever hope for when I crack open my PUP YouTube account.  Next Tuesday you get part 2 of this man's blinding radiance.  Until then, listen to this shit, why don't you.Rape us on iTunes.  5 star rapings only, please.

This week on Pop Uncultured, the continuation of last week's shenanigans!  JY's theory that interracial relationships leads to comical cultural appropriation gives Mike the idea of woke plantations, and me the idea of sassy plantations full of thicc mamas.  Slavery was wrong...but cmon.  Who wouldn't want dozens of mouthy broads towing thousands of pounds of ass through their gentleman's estate?  I know I would, by jove!  And I also know you're lying if you say you don't.  Immorality is a small price to pay for literally the best possible life.That brings us back to how I'm a filthy, degenerate criminal, and it turns out Mike is a pure, pristine golden boy who can't even steal a bag of Frito Lays from a passed out junkie cashier.  Bless his unsoiled heart.  Eventually we move on - to my barely contained excitement - to pro wrestling in the Attitude/Ruthless Aggression Era, which brings us to my man Scotty Steiner aka Freakzilla aka Big Poppa Pump.  I don't know if you know this, but in addition to having disgusting mutant biceps, he's a math genius.  We watch a clip where he busts out some dirty arithmetic on known fatass Samoa Joe.  I'll tell you right now, there's at least a 141 perchance chance that I watch this promo everyday forever.We talk Espanol, we talk JY's Mexican Dram story (not me, a different me he went to Mexico with), we talk buying children, and also Mike's wife found out that he's gay.  All that and more on Pop Uncultured!I just did the "all that and more" part because I was feeling lazy and didn't want to write more.  It's a problem of work ethic, really.  The "more" part is a lengthy discussion of the filth Mike and JY watch (Love Island UK and 90 Day Fiance), which leads us to Jersey Shore.  Mike sells me on it with a clip where Snooki starts yapping at some dumb, boozed up dago, and he turns around and socks her one.  Long story short, I want to watch Jersey Shore now.  Violence against women is wrong...but cmon.  The wretched little bimbo basically begged for it.

This week on Pop Uncultured, Mike's got a story.  Wanna know the scoop?  Click the button that makes our voices happen and that scoop'll be all yours.  Before that, though, 9 fake wrestlers (I mean fake fake wrestlers) scoop out Chyna's chonch.  Beloved dead wrestler turned porn star takes to the squared circle for one final ride, and it's my sincerest hope that you find it as disappointing as I did.  RIP to the 9th wonder of the world, heaven needed a monster clit.Several porn discussions and sessions of sexual assault theory crafting later, we get to the scoop.  Without spoiling the fun, let's just say Mike's dad sent him a very candid photograph.  His penis.  Shit, I spoiled it!  Oh drat!  The backspace button is too far away, I guess I just have to keep typing.  Have you seen your dad's dick?  Leave a comment below and tell me about it, and make sure to subscribe for all the best dad dick content.  We're content creators.  Click the bell for notifications and be sure to smash that like button.  Have any questions?  Call toll free and get your chance to mix it up live on air with the PUP boys at 1 800 I SAW MY DADS DICK NOT IN A GAY WAY HE WOULDNT DO THAT TO ME HES GOING THROUGH A HARD TIME LIKE HE ALWAYS SAYS WE DONT KNOW HOW GOOD WE GOT IT WE ARE LUCKY HE EVEN STICKS AROUND TO PUT UP WITH MY MOTHERS BULLSHIT IF THE PRICE OF A STABLE TWO PARENT HOUSEHOLD IS THAT I HAVE TO FREQUENTLY SEE MY DADS DICK THEN I WILL PAY IT WILLINGLY AND IF THAT MEANS I HAVE TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AT LEAST I GET TO DO IT WITH A ROOF OVER MY HEAD.Then we talk about Daniel Day Lewis' body of work in a rare moment of semi-sincerity on the podcast.  I left it in because it leads to some funny stuff about first class wieners, shoplifting candy bars, and my new identity as a spicy, hot-blooded Latin+ man.  Next week continues the expedition with a funny bit, perhaps even several funny bits.  All this and more on the podcast you never heard about and likely never will, unless you're in Ukraine and survive the constant Russian artillery strikes.  We're huge in Ukraine, so I stand with them, even if a startling amount of them are nazis.

This week on Pop Uncultured, more Tik Tok!  This piece of junk filth app is crammed to the gills with subhuman homunculi of the lowest caste, and we just can't get enough of it.  It's like getting free samples at the ice cream store.  Sure, we could just go for a triple scoop of chocolate chip cookie dough out of the gate, but why not sample a bunch of small spoonfuls of every flavor?  I actually just answered that question in my head, because 50% of the flavors probably suck my dork.But first, we discuss cursive! I know what you're thinking, pretty boring podcast topic, right?  Yes.  You're right.  Don't be smug about it.  After that we move into a follow-up on my stay at the infamous Stanley Hotel.  I stayed in a particularly haunted room, on a particularly haunted floor, at a world famous haunted hotel, taunting demons and ghosts to rape and/or possess me, during gay month.  Surely, you'd think I'm a shoo-in for a paranormal experience...more fool you!  It's just another overpriced hotel with rickety-ass floors.  The scariest thing I experienced was a lack of air conditioning, and also the elevator was really small and I had to share it with two fat people this one time and they breathed all over me.Tik Tok on the clock, but the party don't stop! (remember Ke$ha?)  We start our Tokking with a wispy little baby man named Jake Novak, shamelessly bragging about his musical comedy aptitude in a laborious entreaty to Lorne Michaels for employment on popular sketch show "Mad TV".  This small, brittle cretin thinks that to join comedy titans the likes of Will Sasso, Michael McDonald, Aries Spears, and Artie Lange, all he needs to do is aim a telephone at himself while he prances around like a ninny, simultaneously chirping unfunny lyrics to a jaunty music bed of Fischer Price Baby's First Piano.  Well he's probably right.  He might just be the breath of fresh air Mad TV needs, I hear they haven't been doing well in recent years.Fortuitously, the aforementioned dingbat leads us to bae, my future wife.  Her TikTok account is called Slowpuke, her name is Caitlin, her hair is the same coppery red of the fire burning and yearning for her in my soul.  She wears wrestling shirts and plays Elder Scrolls and has a voice both sweet and powerful, like honey poured over thunder.  Anyway this bitch does a TikTok calling Jake Novak a homo or something, and that's a-okey-day in my book.But now, ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the main event!  Weighing in at an average of 65 pounds, standing at an average of 3'7, hailing from a broom closet in Ohio...the men and women of the Micro Wrestling Federation!  That's right, folks, a wrestling organization purely comprised of little people.  See? I can be politically correct.  These guys are workhorses, seriously.  I permanently annihilated my spine within a year of wrestling training, so I understand some of the trials these pint-sized performers are going through.  They're touring pretty much nonstop, from the rolling hills of Ohio to the rolling hills of Ohio, these micros are booked solid, taking bumps every night despite having the life expectancy of a golden retriever.  Towards the end, we come up with a great business idea.  As a businessman of great repute, I'm all about making my money work for me, as you'll hear in this episode.  And if this business plan goes on as expected, and the fine folk of the MWF hear this episode or read the description, I'm probably gonna get my ass jumped by gang of hardcore dwarves.  So long as I get to seal the deal with Banessa, I'll be happy to die in a gutter, bleeding out from a thousand tiny stab wounds.https://www.tiktok.com/@whoisjakenovakhttps://www.tiktok.com/@slowpukehttps://www.tiktok.com/@microwrestlingfederation

This week on Pop Uncultured, we stop Asian hate! Or start it.  I think we continue it, and by "we" I mean "Mike".  But don't you worry, there's plenty more hate where that came from.  JY, Mike, Draque, and Candy join me for the first ever TikTard Olympics.  We all went off in secret to collect the freshest and finest of TikTok, and after scraping them off the bottom of a dumpster we brought them here to share with you, the people.  Aren't you lucky.Before all that horseshit we get into a thing about the world average dong size and find a helpful infographic that shows regional averages.  For all you red-blooded Amurricans listening, it's 5.1 hard.  Sorry to all our North Korean listeners, that's a rough toss of the dice.  Naturally, this leads us onto demon dick size, and we discover a scientific article about the factual hog lengths of the seven kings of hell.  I fucking love science.Eventually we meander our way to the whole point of the recording, and the Olympics begin in earnest.  Talk about some stiff competition (that made you think about dicks again didn't it? urgaylol).  With all of the Pop Uncultured crew on the case, we collectively dredge up some real fuckin lice-ridden, gas-huffing, shit-for-brains bozos.  It gets rowdy.  I mean real rowdy.  I've been trying to keep the episodes shorter by cutting them in two, but this is one I couldn't alter.  Hours to inches, this episode of the podcast is like a North Korean peener, two and a half.

This week on Pop Uncultured, a direct continuation of last week's music opinion war.  Only 90's kids remember last week's episode, so if you weren't born during that decade I'll give you a brief recap.  We watched furry porn, half finished a 90's kid quiz on Buzzfeed, and listened to the greatest song ever written, "Partyman" by Prince.  On this episode, "we" complete the rest of the 90's kid quiz, and by "we" I mean "Candy".  She's the only real 90's kid on the podcast, it turns out.  The last question prompts us over to the silken-voiced, dusky-complected vixen known as Sade, continuing our music opinion war.  This one gets bloody, and the blood doesn't stop flowing with Sade's menopause (that's an old lady thing where they don't get periods no more), because guess what idiots, more Prince.As I'm typing this I'm realizing how boring this sounds.  What is this shit, a music review podcast?  Get real.  But honestly this is one of the funniest episodes ever, and it might be the hardest I've laughed during a recording.  Towards the end we skewer the Tik Tok of this pure, innocent little angel boy named Gabriel Storm, and expose him for being a sinner most vile, and an apostate to boot.  The guy doesn't like inappropriate jokes, nor does he care for naughty humor.  If you're reading this, Gabriel, I'm not sorry for my gay thoughts about you.  I almost drowned in your eyes you sweet little bitch. Here's his Tik Tok, the guy's a real cut-up.https://www.tiktok.com/@officialgabrielstorm?lang=en

In this week's episode of Pop Uncultured, Mike's sorry for saying the n word!  He should be damn ashamed of himself if you ask me.  How you gon' just say that?  That's a bad word, and bad words can get you detention.  He's still got a bone to pick with the Asians though, and we can all agree that Canadians aren't worth the spurt of jizz that quickened their mother's stupid Canadian wombs, but on this episode one of my ancient, long forgotten hatreds is awakened.  It has been dormant for nigh on a decade, but I now realize it's always been there, festering, a black blight upon my soul.  I am of course speaking of *humanity's dumpster fire: Furries.  If ever we've been accused of punching down on this podcast, I'd argue that it hasn't happened in earnest until this episode, because there is truly nothing lower than a furry.  Yiff in hell, furfags.Of course we only stumble onto the insipid realm of yiffing due to an "Only 90's Kids" quiz.  One of the questions was about a Furby, and when we looked up Furby porn well you can probably guess the rest.  It was a real 90's kid moment.  Also the quiz reminds me in a roundabout way of the scene in Michael Keaton Batman where Jack Nicholson vandalizes art to the song "Partyman" by Prince.  It's the best song ever made and if you disagree, you're incorrect.  Part 2 of this podcast comes out next week, where JY, Candy, and I try to convince Mike and Draque that Sade is awesome, something I'd never thought I'd have to do.  I don't fucking even know what music Draque likes.  He doesn't like Prince, he doesn't like Sade, he must just be listening to goddamn Mary Had a Little Lamb on repeat or some shit.*technically not humans.  Humanity doesn't want them, and they don't want us.  **Suits me fine.**as in "meets the desires of", not a suit of $35,000 chucky cheese costume material.  Not that I couldn't get one if I wanted to.  I'm fucking rich.

This week on Pop Uncultured, more frustration, anger, and failure!  We pick up where we left off on last week's caper, the virtual escape room mystery known as Black Noir.  But this time...we have a secret weapon.  If you've listened to this show regularly, you can probably guess what it is (it's not the n word).  Once we engage our "secret weapon", this mystery falls before us like wheat before the scythe.  We solve it and set the world record, probably.  It's gay porn by the way, the secret weapon.After the bad idea to do a virtual mystery, I have a new bad idea to read an article about the Sims 4.  In case you didn't know, the Sims 4 has a unique and diverse playerbase that is equal parts unique and diverse.  This unique diversity was worth writing an article about.  I read it doggedly and drunkenly, ne'er to be dismayed by naysayers.  You're welcome for keeping you up to date with the latest in "gamer news", hot off the presses.  I'm like G4 over here.And what would any Pop Uncultured be if we didn't revisit one of the old classics?  That's right, people, you get you yo ear buds, you get you yo phone, you get you a chair, and you set down and listen up cuz ya'll know it's Amy Smith back in the (lots of) flesh.  This time, she teaches us to make a dang sandwich, after admitting to botching the recipe for the sandwich in a previous video.  Only a talent as massive as Amy Smith could jam pack 1 minute of video with such quality.  And only a mouth as massive as Amy Smith could jam pack 1 pound of bacon with such ease.  She's a darling lady and if anybody out there can tell me her a/s/l, I'll give you an Ethereum.Sims 4 article: https://gamerant.com/sims-4-players-majority-young-women/Presley's Peanut Butter and Bacon Sandwich by Amy Smith: https://youtu.be/V4Ej17EKzv0

This week on Pop Uncultured, a bad idea for a podcast!  Too bad, I'm posting it anyway.  Beggars can't be choosers, and it's not like anyone is begging for this dirt filth podcast about r words saying n words.  Part 2 is funnier because we abandon all notion of earnest effort and proceed to not give a shit, even more than we don't give a shit by the end of this episode.  They can't all be winners so enjoy or don't enjoy, but just know that if you don't enjoy, then tough shit because I'm calling this episode "avant garde" which means you can't criticize it.  You slobs just don't understand art.Oh also we watch Epic Meal Time for some reason.  Canadians sure are a bunch of fucking morons.  Bacon lmao XD

This week on Pop Uncultured, part 2 of porn-the-whole-time.  This week's episode is a direct continuation of last week's episode, so I think we watch that old lady get scrubbed for a bit before a sizzle reel for oldnanny.com plays at the end.  This, of course, directs us to the "Elderly BDSM" search term, due in large part to Mike's cunning subterfuge in guiding us along this path.  This was his master plan all along.  Unfortunately there's a shortage of elderly BDSM (at least as we envisioned it) and instead we watch an old lady beat the shit out of an old man's asshole and taint.  It's not as exciting as it sounds, but when it comes to subpar content on the internet we at Pop Uncultured can get blood out of a stone, and by blood I mean cum, and by stone I mean gay man's ass.After that, we reflect on the previous week's Asian chopstick handjob, and how the lady kept on brutally buffeting the poor man's sea serpent penis.  Draque joins our lamentations, and proceeds to mansplain handjobs to Candy.  We then all proceed to sell him down the river.  As JY later says, everyone gets thrown under the bus at least once during this episode.  An article about Pokimane (a young man popular on Twitch) has been burning a hole in my Chrome browser for a damn crow's age, so we start up on that only to fall dick-first into another PUP Opinion War on which dames are hot, and which dames are young boys with trick asses made in Photoshop.  Venus and Serena Williams win the hot broad war, because I'm always right and everyone who disagrees with me has a wrong opinion.We also bring it back to foreskin (as usual) with an in depth analysis of certain orthodox Jewish mohels who suck the blood out of freshly circumsized baby weiners.  And we wrap things up with a friendly chat about friendship and friends and also how I black out and have a psychotic break whenever I simultaneously smoke weed and drink alcohol.  I think I'm brain gay or something.I just watched Norm MacDonald's final special, I'm feeling wistful.  That's all, bye.

This week on Pop Uncultured, we've got ourselves a full house.  JY, Mike, Draque, and Candy all join me in a five-way battle for comedy supremacy.  And the winner?  You, the audience.  You don't know how good you got it, cretins.After a riveting analysis of homosexual mating patterns and preferences, we move on to Mike almost dipping his wick into the world of swinging, and all the potential pitfalls therein (two words: Virginia peanut).  JY pines for an entry point into "the lifestyle", and that leads us to his story about being a former porn director and editor of fake snuff/pregnant prostitute stag films.  I'm pretty sure that technically makes him Q+, so you can't say the F-slur to him anymore or it's a hate crime and I'll tell the police.Blathering about sexual deviance and pornography leads us deeper down the rabbit's hole (yeah the apostrophe s was intentional, it's only a matter of time before we're looking up rabbit porn) and into new but familiar territory.  We look at dick piercings, we look at snizz piercings, we talk about Jewish doctors chopping my wiener off, and that all inevitably leads to dementia porn and granny-washing videos.  Just another day at the office, folks.  We were born in sin but so long as we follow the light of the lord Jesus Christ, eternal salvation shall be ours.Thumbs up our itunes and subscribe to twitch.tv

This week on Pop Uncultured, we're coming in hot with part 2 of last week's recording.  Mike and JY call me gay for the infinitesimal crime of jizzing while I shit.  Um, sorry boys, but that's called homophobia.  After talking about Shia Labeouf's penis some more, we move into a wild-eyed, full tilt looney tune nutbag by the name of Granny Mae.  She's old, she's from the south, and she ain't got no teeth; all the makings of YouTube gold.  This one's a classic, the coup de grace of last week's classic.  I'm not going to spoil it with any feeble attempts at a droll podcast description, so just listen.  And always remember: recycle, reuse, hotdog.Granny Mae's Kitchen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4vkwg8wiP4 

This week on Pop Uncultured, the first part of a 3 hour recording.  Holy crow, we done did it again.  We start off the show with an in depth discussion of shitting and our asses, quickly discovering that Mike and I are shit-size-queens after I lament the tragic, small shit I'd taken only an hour previous.  JY joins us to recommend shit medicine to make me shit more and better, so that the next time I shit I'll shit more better.  Shit.After discussing JY's impending passionless court room wedding and his diabolical gaslighting proposal techniques, we steer the podcast in a more romantic direction by having a lengthy discussion about weddings.  Sure, it's about weddings where tragedy befalls one or many of the guests/party, usually fatal in nature, but hey...nobody's perfect.  I shit out of my asshole just like you pal.There's also this little vegan girl on TikTok who cries about having to eat fish, because her doctor told her she'd probably die of tuberculosis if she didn't eat some dang meat for crying out loud.  She fake cries and eats the fish with chopsticks, which brings us to the main event courtesy of Mike: chopstick handjobs.  Christ only knows how we haven't thought of this concept sooner, but here we are, better late than never.  The chopjob itself is unsatisfying and mildly farcical, but the lady proceeds to give this man a bruisin like you can't believe, continuing to punish his deep sea beast penis after the bell.  It hurt us all, I hope it hurts you too.I shat a lot today so I'm in a good mood.  Smash that like button.

This week on Pop Uncultured, lots of children getting kissed by older women!  Only one of them is doing pedophilia, but they're still all uncomfortable, boy howdy.  JY, Mike, and I get into the topic of Whoopi Goldberg somehow (I think it was my penchant for lusting after Rubenesque, dusky-complected ladies), which launches us onto Demi Moore and the footage of her making out with a 15 yr old boy.  Seriously.  That exists on YouTube.  Demi might be a drunken loudmouth harlot, but let's not judge her too harshly, as she was hopelessly ensnared at a very young age by the groping tendrils of that notorious nest of pedophiles we know as "Hollywood".  More like HollyWEIRD, am I right people?  On account of the many cases of sexual misconduct.After busting Ghost (who you gonna call*) star Demi Moore, we move on to the wild and whacky world of babies kissing mommies on YouTube.  We're not pedophiles.  Mostly.  Mommy kissing eventually escalates to mommy breastfeeding, which escalates to mommies breastfeeding animals, which escalates to bagpipe music and recorder tutorials, which escalates to pornography; it's the same old story you've heard a thousand times, I mean you listen to this podcast so you know the drill.Just as an aside, this episode is hysterically funny.  I know I should be billing all the episodes as that, and they all are, but damn this one made me laugh.  Maybe it was in part due to my tequila-soaked editing process this week.  Nevertheless, treat yourself and listen to this show, and tell your mongoloid friends about it and share in the base, lowbrow joys of being a fan of our unknown, underground, renegade podcast, you gay fucking hipster.*I sincerely apologize for that joke.  After I wrote "busting Ghost" I had to find a way to make it into a reference, but the problem is I'm not funny.  I could've deleted it, but by leaving it in the description it will hopefully serve as a cautionary tale, and a hard lesson to me in the future.  This is a teachable moment for me, and I think I've grown as a person already.  I'm just some poor shlub like you guys, shlubbing my way down the long, winding road on my journey through this crazy ol' thing we call "life".  God bless.  - Sincerely**, Dram**It was insincere, the whole thing! I'm secretly gay don't tell my dad

This week on Pop Uncultured, everyone is racist except me!  I'm good-hearted and pure, and a firm, steadfast ally to the jinks and the coloreds!  Even though they're racist and I'm not, I have JY and Mike join me to discuss many matters of great import, such as what's funnier: farts or balls?  By the way, it's a special day because it marks our first time recording PUP with Mike where we don't watch gay porn!  You're welcome or I'm sorry!  Either way, we might as well have because we sure talk about it ad nauseam (shoutout ANP).  We watch the opening of the season finale of Dave starring famous jink Lil' Dicky, which has a song about our favorite thing: gay oral sex.  It's also about balls, in part.  Want to know which race of balls Mike and JY hate the most?  Tune in to find out!  I don't partake in that problematic line of questioning, but that's because I'm an ally and I don't respond to that type of filth-talk.Speaking of filth, guess who's back on our radar...  Weighing in at 46 pounds, hailing from a lumberyard in Tennessee, standing at 3-feet 8-inches tall: COURTNEY LYNETTE!  That's right, ladies and gentlemen and non-gender-conforming question mark people, the MLM shampoo huckster is back in a big way.  This time she's gotten herself caught in a whole new web of lies, stealing "black friend" valor with a homeless vagrant from the rancid slums of Chicago.  In the past, we knew Courtney merely as a YouTube con artist trying to wheedle granny's last nickel for a bottle of scalp-melting shampoo, but now she's taken it too far.  JY's "accidental" stalking of this pint-sized piece of driftwood yielded interesting new information: she's a Christian.  Probably even accepted the light of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ into her heart.  Revolting.  Evidently, a big part of being a God-fearing, upper middle class white girl is to take bus trips to hobo camps, snatch up the first dirt-smudged wretch you see, and force it to take a photograph with you before proceeding to post it on Instagram and weave a tale of falsehoods.  Glory unto God and all that jazz.This one's a doozy, so make sure to smash that like button and click the bell for notifications I'm still secretly gay don't tell my dad seriously he'll flip out

This week on Pop Uncultured, we're back!  A few months ago JY and I hopped on Discord to chat, which resulted in - as it often does - finding some internet horseshit to be disgusted by.  Like episode 1, we tripped and fell into an impromptu recording.  We've come full circle.Speaking of coming full circle, there's this circle full of cum named Tory Ojeda who managed to scoop up four miserable wretches from the diseased streets of Florida, and manipulate their feeble, cuckhold minds into living/slamming ass with her.  For all the guff we give her in this episode, I think she's actually a hero.  The four goblins she lives with, however, are junk gutter filth and should consider self-harm.Goblin 1 is named Trevor or something.  When I look at him, I have the overwhelming urge to plug a feeding tube in his throat.  In spite of having the appearance of a brain-damaged coma patient in the hospital, he's actually Tory's bottom bitch and a straight up ride-or-die type.  Celebrate him, for this is what real masculinity looks like in our dystopian cultural hellhole.Goblin 2 is the guy who looks like "a very special guy" and has anchors on his t shirt and I don't remember his real name.  He looks absolutely miserable for every single moment of the shoot, and his clear discontent tips us off to something sinister.  No spoilers, but JY cracks this case wide open.Goblin 3 is the fat nerd who looks like the default create-a-character template for an incel.  He's unremarkable, but watching his empty, thousand yard stare was consistently amusing.Goblin 4 is probably the coolest dude in the whole house, which puts his stock at about 0 dollars and 0 cents.  The only reality where a ginger can be the "coolest" anything is in that wretched Florida hovel... That den of sin!  Woe to them, woe to the sinners!  When the time of judgment is upon us, they shall suffer His wrath!Seriously thank the Dark Lord and Father of Lies Lucifer for the state of Florida, they're just a neverending stream of outrage and disgust, and here at Pop Uncultured we know what side our bread is buttered.  Here's lookin at you, kids.Link to video/article: https://nypost.com/2019/12/06/polyamorous-florida-woman-with-4-boyfriends-is-pregnant/

This week on Pop Uncultured, the long awaited sequel to the smash hit Where's My Penis.  Picking right up where we left off, 80s Christian Comic Mike Warnke takes a sharp left turn towards (spoiler alert) Satanism!  Things go dark real quick, and we come to learn that Mike Warnke is a (self-proclaimed) reformed Satanist.  Although we didn't get the full opportunity to be internet detectives on this particular case, we get to admire the hard work of the people who blew the lid off of this chubby doofus and his bullshit story.  It's a real treat, to say the least.  We dig into his thorough expose (I don't know how to do the funny "e" for expose, but you know the word I'm talking about, it sounds like "expose-ay) debunking his nonsense and marvel at the amount of wives he's plowed through.  God fucking Lord damnit Mike Warnke sucks at comedy, but apparently so does Louie CK who stole his entire act and rapes women repeatedly.  Hashtag Me Also.  Hashtag Say Mike Warnke's Name.But wait, there's more!  Just when I'm about to pack it in, JY throws me a curveball that leads us down the vapid path of lady performance art.  These grim, humorless feminists sure know how to suck all the charm and charisma out of the artform of theater, but at least they slap each other on the pussy and unzip their asses and punch each other and pull shit out of their vaginas and degrade dirtboys on the ground.  Don't know what any of that means?  Listen to the gosh dang episode, you silly goose.  I don't know about you, but the Mandalorian season 3 has been a major disappointment so far.The "Last Week" recap ends 9 and a half minutes in, here's some links:Christian Comedian Mike Warnke:  https://youtu.be/fDTFpof39-UNude Lady Performance Art 1 (Blast-Off): https://xfantazy.com/video/5d7db4e6f7499f54adc72cb0Nude Lady Performance Art 2 (Loins/Dirtboys): https://xfantazy.com/video/5efaafb16020387d295e4af0

This week on Pop Uncultured, boy howdy do we got a hot one!  And I'm not just talking about the temperature of my seed.  JY and I recorded for 4 hours and got into some serious shenanigans.  After touching on the two major plot arcs for this show (my online dating failures and the quest to provide Unicult with swarthy, Latino twins), we are reminded of one of our past employees, the  man, the myth, the person: Gary.  If you listen to this junk regularly (get a job), there's a solid chance you've heard us mention him before, because we just always do that.  Memories of Gary's hijinks and general appearance jolts us down the path to a test subject I've been sitting on for a while, a Christian comedian from the 80's known as Mr. Mike Warnke (also known as God's One and Only Voice of Comedy).  We crack open the lid on this greasy conman, but next episode is where we dive deep into this man's "hellish" past.Until then, you have a analytical discussion of the weak Avengers, Always Sunny in Philadelphia's trajectory, and American Horror Story's schism with reality, and democratic hopeful Howard Dean's scream fiasco...that sound boring?  Well guess what bozo, it leads to tasting how gay people are and the world famous Wingdings font, so suck on that (and tell me how gay it tastes).Happy 1 year anniversary, probably.  Thanks for all the ratings on iTunes.

This week on Pop Uncultured we commoditize my semen!  It's been a long time coming, we all knew this was going to happen eventually.  JY and Mike join me on a valiant quest to creampie an Amish man's orifices, and send his sweet little ass packing out California way to hand (or mouth or ass) deliver my most prized fluid: cum.  If you think that just because it's highly illegal and unquestionably immoral that means we won't do it/have already done it, you've got another thing coming, buster.  We're dreamers, okay?  We're aiming for the Star(seed) on this one, dearest podcast description reader.But wait, there's more!  We also infiltrate the world of online dating from a broad's perspective, in an effort to inhabit the very mind and body of a ditzy tramp!  We get a firsthand glimpse at the competition, and much like all three of us, it's very stiff.  As you'll see in this episode, I'm very good at catphishing and if you don't think so you're just jealous probably.We also cover Marilyn Manson's old, fat guy snafu, Hulk Hogan's giant python, Billie Eilish's awful giraffe knees, and Reddit's Instagram Reality buffoonery.  Come cruise for dick on Tinder with us, and please say a prayer to the space gods for Unicole to hear my plea and accept my glowing, golden load into her magical uterus.  Our twins will be radiant!  And if they take after pop-pop, you can be sure that they'll be riddled with mental illness and deep-seated rage issues, and possibly an inability to trust anyone or anything.  I'm Q+ don't tell my dad.

This week on Pop Uncultured, it finally happened.  Did I go all the way?  Tune in to find out, stupid.  Besides that, we go straight up acoustic on this episode.  I think we watch a 5 second video of Kirk Cousins almost botching his dumbass baby reveal, but there's no shortage of problematic comedy on this one.  We discuss renaissance fair corsets and their dishonest display of tit meat, a new scale for rating women, the Craft starring Fairuza Balk and Neve Campbell (I hope someone googles that and finds this episode), being gay for stories/oral pleasure, death threats at the library, and even SpikeTV's magnum opus "The Joe Schmo Show".  If that's not enough, JY's dog/my pussy magnet says hi to you all...the mic doesn't pick it up, but you can imagine how cute it is.  This one's just another case of boys will be boys.  Come along for the ride and always remember, be good gay not bad gay.iTons rate ples

This week on Pop Uncultured, we're black and better than ever!  Actually, this was recorded like a month ago, before my brief sabbatical.  Now that I've pressed the brakes on travelling, Renaissance Fairs, and woman-having, I'm back to saying naughty stuff into a microphone and putting it on the internet.  I'm still going to try to have women*, though.In today's episode, we immediately talk about the KKK...but, it's to call them all misogynists!  Bet you didn't see that one coming, did you fuckface?  25 minutes in we do a little Tinder/Bumble/OKCupid update and a little good ol fashioned objectifying women.  An hour in and we get back to the show's bread and butter: going off the rails.  We launch into a lengthy conversation about dumb, stupid fruit and which dumb, stupid thing they grow out of, which then leads us into an article about how to kill rats on a farm.  This might sound boring but it was shockingly fun, and dare I say funny.We reminisce about Gore Verbinski's late 90's classic Mousehunt and straight up just watch all the Christopher Walken scenes in it.  At some point we get back to whacky fruits and find a tutorial on how to open/eat a jackfruit from a vanilla, dime-a-dozen YouTuber named Wendi Phan.  She provides some very stupid tips and techniques, then fails to teach us anything (other than what a hot Asian girl looks like).  We conclude our relentless quest for knowledge with more fruit videos, then yadda yadda yadda Draque says something really racist after the credits give me 5 stars on iTunes.*gay men with lady surgery

This week on Pop Uncultured, the quest for online love begins.  Due to my complete ineptitude with courting dames and relationships in general, JY and I call in the big guns.  Our old pal DJ Dan joins us with our new pal Adam in a futile attempt to get me smooching with the fairer sex.  If I have any hope of holding hands with a lady again, I'll need all the combined relational experience of my cohorts.  God have mercy on any sweet, delicate little flower that suffers the misfortune of going on a date with me.  Having only now just set up a Tinder profile, I can already guarantee you that I wouldn't have had a snowball's chance in anal if it weren't for JY and the Comfortably Poor boys.Aside from all that, we do our usual Pop Uncultured thing of going off the rails and being distracted by the internet's finest idiots.  Dan brought a first-class moron to the mix this week in the form of an article teaching broads how to properly gold-dig.  Allow me to introduce Susan Allen, expert.  This dopey slag really fired us up, I sincerely hope there's more where that came from because I desperately want to know every vapid thought rattling around this dimwit's melon.  Here's the link, if you want to get upset too:  https://www.yourtango.com/experts/susan-allan/the-pros-and-cons-of-marrying-a-millionaire?fbclid=IwAR3uAK30JtGtXwKSY4ZkaoleNdzJuKNM9Lonv_vZoBMDsvZahYAmA3AqJ2w Oh yeah, we talk about my short-lived wrestling career, nostalgia ourselves off to the Attitude Era, and about how we desperately want to be gay...I'm officially coming out of the closet as a wishes-he-was-gay man.  I'm brave, you're welcome.  I ain't trying to hear none of that Q+ shit though.Do yourselves a favor and subscribe to the Comfortably Poor Podcast, and watch out for their new pod 2 Blind Idiots down the road.   These dudes rule, go do Twitter at them, and also me I guess.Comfortably Poor Podcast: https://twitter.com/CPPod100DJ Dan: https://twitter.com/RomeroOnAirPop Uncultured: https://twitter.com/PUncultured

This week on Pop Uncultured: Gay Army.  Feminine men in a masculine world.  Gay Army.  Also we celebrate several deranged celebrities and their swiftly deteriorating mental health.  Such has-beens as Opie Hughes, Randy Quaid, OJ Simpson, and Linda Blair are all featured in this week's compelling stack of garbage bags.  Has-beens aside, we also sample the delectable musical fruits of a never-was band known as the Original Rhondels (famous for stealing music from such talented artists as Delbert McClinton, Martha Reeves, and even Winston Picket) before proceeding to mock their dead lead singer and his admittedly awesome name (Ammon Tharp {seriously, how great is that name}).We step into a rabbit hole of schizophrenic conspiracy theories on a channel called Probably Alexandra, which launches us off onto an unprecedented ADHD digression the likes of which you've never seen.  I mean it, this is one for the books.  Unsurprisingly, we wind up on more porn...but this ain't your grandma's porn.  Actually it is.  A quest for Linda Blair/Rick James nudes sends us careening through the wonders and delights of 1970s pornographic masterpiece, Deep Throat.  We just so happen to chance upon a masterfully edited highlight reel of the aforementioned film, and it's easily one of my favorite experiences yet.  It's even better than a frosty mug of root beer, possibly.  There's not a lot better than that, but this is certainly in contention, so how about that.Follow us on twitter.com, why don't you.

Recap is over at 11 minutes.This week on Pop Uncultured, a direct continuation of last week's descent into the wretched world of sexy-boy ASMR facsimile pussy eating and finger sucking.  This dude Northern ASMR is a real piece of work, pardon my language.  It's legitimately uncomfortable to watch and/or listen to.  When I listened to WAP a few weeks ago, that was mostly stylized disgust, but this is the real deal, the genuine article.  I'm bummed out about it, either he grows up and cringes about it so hard that he deletes his channel, or he develops into adulthood without any semblance of self awareness.  The latter option will make life more livable, so hopefully he isn't capable of self reflection or humiliation.We brighten things up after that by triggering Candy with an "erotic hypnosis" video.  Apparently there's loads of these things, some more popular than others, and they're a real gas.  This one in particular is a dopey-voiced woods nymph who wishes to milk your seed out of you to feed her plants.  That's not an exaggeration.  After thoroughly upsetting everyone, I move us onto vaguely familiar territory: a morbidly obese southern lady who provides and prepares comfort/junk food recipes whilst breathing heavily and speaking poorly.  No, it's not Amy Smith, it's not a rhinoceros or a Buick either, it's Simply Sara Kitchen, and her recipe for Captain Crunch French Toast sends us off on a breakfast cereal tangent, revealing one of JY's million dollar inventions: Cereal Milk.  We theorize on which cereal-soaked milk would taste the best while fatly licking our chops to Sara's cooking video.  We're also mean to her, don't you worry your pretty head about that.Finally to wrap things up, we head over to our latest golden goose: Chef Mike Neylan from Tucson, Arizona and his revolutionary YouTube tutorial on how to make a three cheese blend.  Also we talk about the Ye Olde Renaissance Faire and how we're going to get secretly blitzed while dressing like sexy peasants from days of yore.And there's a secret thing but I cut it out, too bad for you.  Donate four dollars to www dot Pop Unculture dot com to hear the secret.

This week on Pop Uncultured, we got part 1 of another thick chunk of ADHD-fueled content consumption.  JY, Draque, and Candy join me in a quest to learn about claiming grandmas and oldmanbabies, which leads us naturally into South African idiot rappists Die Antwoord.  We marvel at the agelessness and androgyny of the pale little vampire girl who, evidently, got knocked up by a lanky, dimwitted senior citizen covered in practice tattoos.  I'll admit it, their music is catchy after a fashion, but their empty prattling and debased fashion sense is a little tiresome.  The best part is when Aphex Twin does blackface.Since we didn't watch gay porn this week, we did a lot of foodtalk to balance things out, but towards the end of the episode we start on a path even gayer than I had hoped possible.  Hallelujah ASMR!  We start off a rabbit  hole that will continue into next week, and will make you wish we'd just stuck with gay porn.

This week on Pop Uncultured, more porn!  Not gay porn this time, but somehow I feel more sullied.  JY and I hit the wide world of xHamster in a one-on-one classic ep, and what we find is - as per usual - sickening.  In our search for the biggest silly tits on the planet, we stumble across a "pornographer's" channel: Big_TIT_Addict.  FYI the biggest augmented breasts in the world belong to this dumb pig named Beshine, and this dude Big Tit Addict smacks off to gifs/pictures of her and films it POV.  Yeah, I know right?  Literally sitting in a chair and jerking off, that's what his videos are.  Honestly, there's no more need for commentary beyond that, but hey, goofballs, if you didn't want a painstaking breakdown of the smallest and most unimportant minutiae, you'd probably be listening to a different show.  The real main event is a revelation in the second half of the episode, I don't want to "spill" the surprise but suffice it to say that xHamster is more than just a filthy, dirty website to look at dames and their pelvises.All of this is, of course, just the backdrop for a greater tale: JY's renegade past as a trailer park skank catcher, my cum-soaked masturbation proclivities in the astral plane, and even the story of our first meeting over 15 years ago.  We work out theories on caveman porno hieroglyphics, cum stalagtites, cum-ception, calculator porn, trolling a subreddit full of angry incels (we don't, these people are sad enough).  Oh yeah, one of Big Tit Addict's friends (yeah there's a friends list on xHamster), films himself pissing on things (including his own crotch) and that's a laugh too.  Join us on this filthy journey of self-discovery/loathing and always remember, you just have to listen to it, at least you didn't have to watch it.  There's a hot trans at the end that might turn you gay, for your sake and the sake of the planet, we shall never release that photo.

This week on Pop Uncultured, the boys are back.  The Ad Nauseam Podcast crew takes over and rides out into the fray once more to watch WAY too much gay porn.  JY, Mike, and DJ Dan join me in the noble Pop Uncultured quest of rotting our minds and souls.  At this point in the show's life, we've used an incredibly varied, highly lethal arsenal of YouTube/Reddit/eFukt/TikTok videos to melt our brains off, but I think this is the first time we've (I've) actively searched out gay porn.  I'm glad we (I) did, because it worked out pretty well.  From gay Afghani incest threesomes to Burmese piss dogs, we cover the entire LGBTQ+ spectrum in the first hour.After we cum, we move onto learning pickup lines from a long dead comedy YouTube channel called jokingdotcom.  A detestable, fetal alcohol syndrome cuckhold teaches us how to trick women into having sex with you (or at least how to cause her to make fluttery pretend orgasm noises), and then we learn how to cook a steak with a possibly-too-young volleyball player's vagina.  Have you had enough yet?  Because we haven't even warmed up.At some point we postulate that everyone with the surname "Jackson" is a black sports player, and are proven about 80% correct.  This launches us off into a celebration of black culture the likes of which you've never seen.  We listen to rap music, discuss cookouts, describe weaves, and even break down the lyrics of the strong, independent women known as Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion and their hit song WAP.  We definitely don't say anything racist, because that would be wrong.Subscribe and rate 5 stars on iTunes for more gay, racist comedy.

This week on Pop Uncultured, an incomplete description!  I'm tired right now, listen to it.

This week on Pop Uncultured, we dive into E Boys and E Girls, non sexually (for the most part).  Fresh off of the pain and trauma of seeing Nikocado Avocado's gaping butthole, we look for solace in soft, little sexy men.  JY, Draque, and Candy join me on a journey of self-discovery where we learn many important things about ourselves.  For instance, we're not pedophiles.  I think that's the most important one, possibly the only one.  Whatever I haven't moved past looking at Nikocado's ragged ass so I'm not doing any more of this description.  Pokimane and Belle Delphine.  Technically we mention them both but I'm just adding them for popular search terms.  Also we talk more about Unicole Unicron, because she's my space wife.Just remembered, we spend a lot of time talking about plane tickets after an hour and twenty minutes, not that I'm short on extra material I'm just lazy this week.  I call it P.U.P. After Hours.  What's the deal with airplane food?  Am I right, ladies and gentlemen?Oh and the recap is over at 12:30, if you ain't havin none of that.

This week on Pop Uncultured: triumph!  I could go into detail here, but we discuss the ever-loving sh*t out of it during the first half of the episode.  Suffice it to say, longtime favorite of the show and the Glorious Leader of Unicult acknowledged us.  Us!  Dimwitted vagabonds spewing vocal filth into our microphones.  More than acknowledgment, she physically manifested two of our dreams into existence: shirts of the finest craftsmanship fit only for scholars and kings.  One of these golden garments reads, "Belief Makes Real," and by Jove I have to tell you, I believe.  I believe in crystals, I believe in moon queens, I believe in Unicult, and I believe in cool things, like magic.  Uniblessings!  I actually mean that.Here's her store, buy all of it: https://www.etsy.com/listing/687197323/americas-sweetheart-t-shirt?ref=shop_home_active_49But it wouldn't be an episode of P.U.P. without a deepdive headfirst into fetid garbage. JY, Draque, and Candy join me as we roll in the barnyard filth of one of the internet's most famous hogs, Nikocado Avocado. Deep in the lowest depths of humanity cracked a fissure that went deeper still, yawning wide to reveal the gaping maw of the eternal abyss (Nikocado's butthole).  Somewhere within this unplumbed void we found the ancient and terrible secrets of the thrice-cursed search terms: "Nikocado Avocado nudes".  Not a day goes by that I don't regret that moment.  Man's infernal lust for knowledge has always been his undoing, as it was mine.  Don't let it be yours... Don't.  Click. The.  Link.Anyway here's the link:  https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1_G1UZD8qe4VY-mN2Z7aJM70s3UatNpoE4cBVQAWv_G6Q699SMUXHei0980u34ZWaGW0&usqp=CAU I told you not to.Timestamps10:25 The Tweet Heard Round the World https://twitter.com/unicoleunicron/status/140715726362256589611:07 “Belief Makes Real” t shirt https://www.etsy.com/listing/1039957013/belief-makes-real-heavyweight-tee?ref=shop_home_active_1&crt=111:07 “I Believe in Cool Stuff, Like Magic” t shirt https://www.etsy.com/listing/1025992972/i-believe-t-shirt?ref=shop_home_active_2&crt=123:43 “What is it like to be a Starseed?” https://www.tiktok.com/@unicoleunicron/video/6854338870931180805?lang=en46:03 Cringetopia subreddit, the “woke vaccine symptoms” TikTok https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/khmzo1/i_dont_even_know/59:26 Nazis vs. All One by Unicole Unicron (the video I'm referencing) https://youtu.be/czqWrbOLjt001:04:06 Nikocado Avocado Progressively Getting Fat https://youtu.be/uELBEFJvbXg01:16:09 Niko's 150+ lb WEIGHT GAIN https://youtu.be/mrcaQHr8G5o01:20:37 Matt Stonie's 10,000 Calorie Blue Taki Challenge https://youtu.be/57k4IFCAu8I01:46:49 Niko's nudes01:48:38 Crystals 101, Unicole Unicron rescues us from the darkness https://youtu.be/ACaSaogMThM

This week on Pop Uncultured, a sequel!  We pick up right where we left off with JY, Draque, and Candy last week - something about ADHD Voltron - and dive right back into Jeffrey Dahmer's special nephew, SAILOR MOON 4 LIFE, and the epic battle between Sailor Mars and Randy Orton for the honor of Queen Beryl, queen of the Negaverse and the Dark Kingdom.  Even though I completely lost the second half of this recording, we still got two great episodes out of it.  Suck on that, OBSWhile we maintain our rapid fire ADHD pace, we dial it in a little more this time.  We actually watch several videos, even.  That is, of course, after we spend 20 minutes on Rule 34 (including Tuxedo Mask, Sailor Moon, Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick, and even the World Trade Center).  Hark as we react to all of these cartoons/national tragedies sucking on each other, it's a real treat.  We talk about first porns, rental porns, and the classic cinematic trope: woods porn.  I know, at this point you might be asking yourself, "How can it get any better than that?"  Welp, we learn about all the whacky stuff going on with vaginas.  There's like seven labias, a meatus, an office, Bartholemew has a gland in there somewhere, and yet more still.  Any of you broads out there confused about your junk?  Tune in this week, we'll straighten you out.Last but still definitely least, we have Brian K Scott.  He's comedy...Timestamps00:00 to 10:15 Last week highlight reel/recap12:45 SAILOR MARS VS RANDY ORTION by SAILOR MOON 4LIFE https://youtu.be/UsUpDLTKa8Y26:30 QUEEN BERYL QUEEN OF THE NEGAERSE by SAILOR MOON 4LIFE https://youtu.be/RsR92pXgWVU29:18 Negaverse wiki https://sailormoondub.fandom.com/wiki/Negaverse32:59 Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon Rule 34 (NSFW go nuts) https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=tuxedo_mask35:52 An example of “Belle Delphine-face” (Ahegao) https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/431/488/a4f.jpg37:37 Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Rule 34 (NSFW) https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=patrick_star39:46 Twin Towers Rule 34 (you get the picture) https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/World_Trade_Center/142:32 69/11 the best one https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1205131#search=World_Trade_Center47:53 Lengthy (and girthy) porn diatribe01:17:23 Shrecc Jam improv (The Squirrel Comedy Theater) by Brian K. Scott https://youtu.be/brzBhJPEtHs

This week on Pop Uncultured, conversations fly off (and on) the handle at a record pace.  JY, Draque, and Candy join me to create a Voltron of ADHD, where we cover everything from Jewish burial ground hotels, demonic possessions, astral projection, our personalized racial slurs, proper strip club pants, cowboy hat daggering, chocolate babka, Donald Trump capes and aprons, and the alternate episode name: "Hot N Juice".  What's the N stand for?  Take a wild guess, smart guy.  You think you're better than me?  It's because I'm Jewish isn't it?  I don't take anti-Semitism lightly, so check your god damn privilege.But wait, there's more!  In the thick of all this, we chance upon a true legend in the making courtesy of my sister:  SAILOR MOON 4 LIFE.  Witness the epic battle as Sailor Mars takes on the axe pecks predator, Randy Orton.  One is a former world heavyweight champion assisting Beryl, Queen of the Negaverse and the Dark Kingdom, and the other is a magical cartoon girl with a fiery bow and arrow used to defend YouTube from evil.  Who will be victorious?  There's only one way to find out...wait until next week's episode when we actually finish that video

This week on Pop Uncultured, I go back to the vault and bring you a few chunks of unused goodness.  Four chunks of footage from episodes 25, 26, and 27, all of them - dare I say it - are danged uproarious.  What was I thinking cutting them out in the first place?  Well at least you have them now, aren't you lucky.To kick things off, we have a tribute to the first Downs Syndrome something-or-other pageant winner in history.  There she is...the least silly silly in America...  After the celebration of beauty, we get into some shenanigans involving 80's junk movie, Creating Rem Lezar, followed by aughts junk movie, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.  The latter finds me completely baffled, but I'll probably still watch it anyway to punish myself for sins of the past.  Third chunk is a YouTube video from a sweet young man who braved the snow and cold of Ohio to visit the final resting place of Donzel Edward Owens Jr. his own bad self.  Don't laugh at anything during that part, it would be problematic.  And speaking of problematic, the last chunk is loaded with it.  Listen at your peril, unless you can get a hold of the Bleep software to save you from naughty words.You've been warned.  You're Ben Warner.  Imagine if one of our listeners is named Ben Warner, doesn't he feel like the belle of the ball right about now.