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GOSPEL PARABLES 4 THE FIG TREE The next parable that Jesus taught while he was still in Galilee is recorded in Luke Chapter twelve and it is about a fig tree that had not borne any fruit for three years and the owner of the vineyard had ordered the vinedresser to have it cut down.  Luke 13:6 And he told this parable: “A man had a fig tree planted in his vineyard, and he came seeking fruit on it and found none. And he said to the vinedresser, ‘Look, for three years now I have come seeking fruit on this fig tree, and I find none. Cut it down. Why should it use up the ground?' And he answered him, ‘Sir, let it alone this year also, until I dig around it and fertilise it. Then if it should bear fruit next year, well and good; but if not, you can cut it down.'” This parable tells a different fig tree story to the other parables about fig trees that Jesus taught later in Jerusalem which were all about the signs of the times and his returning to the earth at his second coming (Matthew 24:32; Mark 13:28–31; Luke 21:29–33). However, there are certain similarities in the stories because of the fact that fig trees in the Bible are symbolic of God's people Israel, and one of the major themes of fig tree narratives is about them bearing fruit, and we will look at those similarities at another time. This parable tells a story about a healthy fig tree that showed potential but was not bearing fruit. In Bible days people would often grow fig trees in and around vineyards because the soil was good for growing vines and other trees. But the owner was also diligent about the use of the limited space that was available in the enclosed vineyard, and he wanted whatever was there to produce fruit otherwise it was a waste of space. There had been inspections with the vinedresser each year for three years and the owner thought that was enough time to make a final decision on whether it could stay or had to go. There are some interesting peculiarities to this parable. One thing is that it has no real ending and in fact we have to write our own spiritual ending because in the end this parable is about hope and faith winning over despair, but it doesn't discount the consequences of presumption or carelessness – like presuming that our fig leaves alone look good enough, and also not caring about anyone being blessed by the fruit that the tree is designed to produce.  The story says that the tree is getting to the point of having to be cut down, but then it graciously gets given an opportunity to become fruitful and to stay fruitful from that time on because there is someone there who wants to save a tree rather than lose a tree. Another peculiar fact is that the outcome will depend on not just the quality of the tree but on how intent the vinedresser is about giving the best to the tree for the tree to give the best of its fruit, and that would also involve what the vinedresser finds when he does some digging up and how nutritious the fertiliser is. The tree has all the potential and the soil is good, and the leaves are healthy but it needs input and nurture somewhere deep down under the surface that can't be seen from above the surface.   This parable can firstly be applied to the prior three years of ministry of Jesus to Israel and their failure to bear any fruit from all his teaching to them in those three years of the goodness of the Father and of his plan for their salvation and of the blessing of his mighty works of healing and provision as he lived amongst them and went about doing good. And at the end of those three years of the training of his twelve disciples plus the many other disciples most of whom we don't have names for, there were some around him that wrote a wonderful ending to their ownstory as a fruitful tree. But there were some that sadly became offended or failed in their faith or were afraid of being associated with such a controversial person as Jesus. And there was the tragedy of Judas who took his own life rather than letting his old life die in exchange for the new life that Jesus would have given to him. Jesus was the ultimate compassionate vinedresser who dug around the tree of Israel both corporately and individually and went deep into the soil of the hearts of each one to find wherever he could, a heart like that of King David who said to God ‘Search me, O God, and know my heart, Try me, and know my anxieties; And see if there is any wicked way in me, And lead me in the way everlasting'.  Jesus came to his people to bend back the resistance of the nature of Adam in each one of them and to invite them into becoming partakers of his divine nature. He finally died on the cross for them and took their feelings of separation from God and their guilt and forsakenness upon himself, finally saying to his Father ‘Father forgive them for they know not what they do'. On that day of his death he was rejected by most of Israel, who can now be likened to the tree that Isaiah prophesied about, that was cut down and left as just a stump in the ground, waiting to be revived again in God's time (Isaiah 6:13). And of course, Jesus is also talking about all of us as fig trees in a good vineyard and looking to see if we are bearing fruit. And Jesus remains as the compassionate and dedicated vinedresser, and the vinedresser had lots of work to do back then for Israel, and he has lots to do now for all of us. There is a digging up around the tree of each one of us and there is the lifegiving and fertilising nutrient of his love and truth that brings life into each wounded and dying thing that is hidden deep within our roots. Jesus looks to see what kind of damage may have been done to those roots in the soil of our hearts as we first began attaching ourselves to our world around us. Jesus looks at our roots now to see if they are grounded in his love, as the Apostle Paul says ‘that you, being rooted and grounded in God's love, may have the strength to comprehend with all those who believe what is the breadth and length and height and depth of that love, knowing the love of Christ that surpasses knowledge, that you may be filled with all the fullness of God.' (Ephesians 3:17) The parable said that the tree had to be cut down because it was wasting space, so there are times when the timing for us to accept the vinedresser's digging and nutrifying activity becomes critical. The space that is being wasted is simply the time we waste in not responding to the gracious compassion and mercy and goodness of our vinedresser, Jesus, and not responding to the plan of our Father God for our fruitful and productive life on earth. The vinedresser's nutrient lifegiving Word and Spirit transforms in us what is holding us back from growing the kind of fruit that says to starving people ‘taste and see that the Lord is good'.  Paul encourages us to be renewed in the spirit of our minds, and to welcome home the new and true self which is created after the likeness of God and aligned with his heart and is devoted to him (Ephesians 4:19). Our faith allows us to see our true self the way God sees us and to live our new life as God created it to be lived. Each part of our vulnerable heart that has been wounded can now be healed, and each false image of our self that has covered us with shame can now be divinely remade in all its dignity. Every lie that we have wrongly believed about ourselves is now able to be corrected and brought into line with God's idea of who we truly are. And whatever other peoples' negative ideas have done to us to devalue our true worth are being erased by faith and truth, as the Holy Spirit recomposes our heavenly narrative. Our life was written by God for us in eternity by the Father, as David wrote in Psalm 139:16 ‘Every day of my life was recorded in your book.' Amen…  So thank you Lord for causing our fig tree to blossom and for doing the digging in our hearts and we know we are not alone in those times but that you are walking around with us in our hearts and holding our hand and bringing new hope and new life and new growth. Amen.  

For those who haven't been following the bouncing ball(s), we've been discussing the '86 DEATH MATCH since we did our '88 Death Match a few episodes back (which was a complete bloodbath all on its own!) so we decided “What better way to commemorate our 5th anniversary as ‘The Number 2 Podcast Ever' (behind Rogan) than to pit the two finest albums in the totality of thrash metal history against each other…to the death!?”    If you thought our '88 Death Match between …And Justice For All and South Of Heaven was brutal, you'd better take a “get ready pill”, because you ain't seen nothing yet. As with each matchup in our HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH series, the stakes are raised ever higher & the carnage escalates exponentially, and our '86 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH featuring Metallica's MASTER OF PUPPETS and Slayer's REIGN IN BLOOD is undoubtedly no exception. This was certainly not an easy task. In truth, it was quite “hard…rigid…difficult…” and given the sheer enormity of the task at hand, it was also downright “girthy”. From the most unbelievably legendary album openers (and closers) to the most haunting album art of any albums in thrash history, one thing remains clear with both of these ferocious audio offerings: “the bar is set”.   Get ready to “mark ALL the times” and remember, even though this episode might be a tough pill to take for some, whatever you do, “don't spit it out, just swallow it”. Prepare to “flatten the herd” and brace yourself for “moments of assholism” as we discuss “an eternal force that goes on forever” when you JOIN US for a day of celebration as we commemorate 5 years of Metal Nerdery madness with some “special guesteses” in The Bunkerpoon and go deep inside the octagon with our 1986 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH featuring “the most powerfully majestic” metal of MASTER OF PUPPETS and the “Picasso devil” infused, thrash evilocity of REIGN IN BLOOD.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. 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“You have allergies?” / #tangentional / “that's a much better, superior word…”/ “Your usage was spot on…”/ #fromthetits / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “Went simple today…” / #RedStripe #fourpointsevenABV / “Are they like the #Budweiser of #Jamaica you think?” / “They're selling #pastis on the beach, mon…”/ #twentyyearsago    (6:01): “You can hit us up on the socials…” / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP TO #THEDOCKET YOU TOTALLY CAN…***/ “Drop acid…foreplay…” / #instavag #instatits #instagram #instagood #facebook #youboobs #youtube / “The definition of a #zaddy …” / “The thimbles were smokin'…”/ “We're sponsored…sorta…kinda…”/ #Manscaped / “I'm a simple man…”/ #VoicemailSegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #BobFromOhio #MarkTheCalendar / “I will buy you drinks if you're there…”/ #GodBlessYouBob / “It's October…”/ “Remember when we saw #Prong …with #FlotsamAndJetsam ?” / “I saw an #ActusReus video that I haven't seen yet…”/ “It's our only #BehindTheMetal …”/ ACTUS REUS #thenextgeneration #extrasack / “We would have killed to have production like that…”/ “The music does not match the video…”/ “They were hilarious when they were here…” / #postBlackAlbum #postPuppetsHuge / “I feel like you're saying that with a little too much pride, dude…”/ “#Nickelback is fucking good, dude…” / #nickelnight / “Let me see your nickels…”/ #AnimalFarm was so good…/ “Is that an Indian guy?” / #SkinDeep / #KennyLoggins (“Who wrote more movie songs than Kenny Loggins?”) / #uncorking / NOTE: that was #LindseyBuckingham / #nevermind / “I'm curious here…”/ #secondclinky / “If we're gonna be curious…get ready to mark ALL the times…”/ “Remember when #thepandemic hit and EVERYONE had a podcast?” / #flattentheherd or #flattenthecurve or #flattentheherve #clinkosaurus (“NO!”) / “Don't spit it out just #swallowit …”/ “Doesn't that mean you're about to throw up?” / “Not yet…there's a first time for everything…”/ #betweenmylegs / #mentalimage   (19:33): “I had a reflection earlier…” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “He hit all the notes…”/ #RockForce / “They played #UncleTomsCabin …”/ “They do that to artists, they turn them into whores…”/ “She's got the pipes…” / #LzzyHale & #SkidRow / #flattenthecurve / “I've still got A-cups…” / #innie and the #outie / “See also weirdest compliment ever…”/ #Penisd / “I owe you an apology, sir…I talked all over your #MobRulesEpisode …”/ #brandspankle / #pregamed / #upcloseprettyfront / #youreadick / “It's like a palette of food…some people love #mayonnaise and those people are wrong…”/ “that's what mustard does…”/ #PatreonShoutouts / ***Be Sure to JOIN US on #ThePatreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***/  “There's a couple of comments in here…”/ You can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com / #MOP and #RIB / “I don't know what that means…(yeah you do?)” / “Did Russell turn Japanese on the #AriseEpisode ?” / #whatisprobrem   (27:02): “Whenever we do #Dokken it'll be the #DokkenDocket …”/ #GeorgeLynchASMR / “Gives me goosebumps…” / “Before we get into #TheDocket I just have to ask one question…” / #pointedquestion / “Which band did you like playing bass in better?” / #nopressure / “Y'all were a more technical band…”/ “It has the thing because it was the first…”/ “It's NOT because you were the shittiest guitar player…”/ #herewego / “That's a good move…”/ “The knife's not all the way in…”/ #bolth / “Your mic is hot as shit…his mic has #bigtits…”/ “Can you roll your R's, dude?”/ #MarvinTheMarvin or #MarvinTheMartian / #TheDocketRevisited #tangentional / “It's just impossible…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS… / “They were both considered #thrash in 1986…it's gonna be tough…”/ “BTW we did do an '88 #DeathMatch too…”/ “Since we're here…”/ “I have moments of #assholism in my youth…”/ “We were in the #HUD …”/ “that's where the hood is dude…”/ “Yes you are, sir…” / “Dude, they do #livepodcasts now…”/ #RockNPod / “We should probably try and go…”   (34:57): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST (STILL) PRESENTS: 1986 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH FEATURING METALLICA'S MASTER OF PUPPETS AND SLAYER'S REIGN IN BLOOD!!! / #MOP and #RIB #Metallica and #Slayer #MasterOfPuppets and #ReignInBlood / “The '88 #DeathMatch was a #squeaker …”/ “Song by song…ooooh…”/ #tobefair #illsaythis / “The most unbelievable #opener and the most unbelievable #closer in #thrashhistory …”/ #nofiller / “Which did you hear first?” / #Purpets / “It came out in March; the other one came out in October…”/ “I was into #Anthrax before I heard #Metallica OR #Slayer …”/ “we happy?” / “They were dude…according to Bill…”/ #TheGate (“Y'all never seen ‘The Gate'?”) / #easy / #kiddish / “that's what a nerd looks like when they get head…”/ #autosuck / “that's my orgasm look…”/ “It's Lydia…”/ Album Cover comparison and analysis / “Looking at #ReignInBlood is almost terrifying…” / #picassodevil / “The first official-ish #SlayerLogo …”/ “It's missing the bottom…unlike the #MetalNerderyLogo …”/ “there's 2 spots where we can combine 2 songs…”/ “Maybe the last 2?”   (43:10): #powerfullymajestic / “That was powerful and majestic…”/ “Just for reference…” / “What's up with the lack of #cokelines?” / “That's just a #dickmove…”/ “See? You learn something new every day…” / BATTERY (“This is Metallica?”) / “I could feel the tension…listen to how pretty this is…”/ #ShelbyHun / #anthem / “the fastest right hand in metal…”/ “the middle section?”/ “Kirk Hammett at his best, right here…”/ “Right here…”/ #cantbeloudenough / “Okay, this is what I'm gonna say…” / #Ilovegoblincock / “I left you an opening…”/ “Once you hear that, the bar is set…”/ “The biggest, most mainstream, underground thrash band…”/ “They opened for #Ozzy …”/ “When's the first time you heard Metallica and how did you hear them?” / “This is actually THE first Metallica I ever bought…”/ “Oh this is it?” / #gameon / “Both hill, up ways in the snow…”/ #upcloseprettyfront / “He pulled this out…”/ #allthecokelines / “those are the prettiest ones…all the other ones are the humble looking sixes…” / “There's a sink up there…just put some lemon juice and some ice cubes in there…”/ ANGEL OF DEATH (“The first Slayer song I heard…”) / #orgasmnoise / “Just let it go…”/ “Your timing is impeccable…”/ “It's hard to turn this song off…”/ #youkindahaveto / “I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that…”/ “It's not fair…we've gotta judge…”/ #nodresses / “Y'all going to have tea or something?” / “Do you remember the #graduationparty for your year?” / “I wasn't there because I wasn't invited…”/ #hunchpunch / “Did anybody get violated?” / #helicopterASMR / #BilliamsReflectionsASMR / “that's a straight up movie moment…”/ “I was probably not getting laid working at #Kmart for sure…”/ “Who gets the point?”/ “there's no wrong answer…” / #instantgratification / “It's distilled down more…”/ “It's got one of the baddest screams ever in metal…” / “It's just a little bit more #eviler …”/ “I gave it away to somebody…”   (1:07:38): “The point for track 1…”/ “This is their #Stairway kinda…”/ “Moments of length and girth…” / MASTER OF PUPPETS (“How?”) / “To me, this is what separates Metallica from a lot of bands…”/ #progressivemetal / “They were in the pool…”/ “that's what made them the #LedZeppelin of now…”/ “there's a lot of parts to this song…”/ #triumphmetal #victorymetal / “Lars ain't great, but he's good…”/ #timeless / “that was a mistake…”/ “Except, not really…”/ “Music influences music…”/ #frickinairquotes / “You remember that, Matt?” / #JesusSaves #introriff / “Technically, it was a different riff…”/ #presentcompanyexcluded / “Speaking of peace…”/ PIECE BY PIECE / “And GO!” / “Oh, the next part…that's just brutal.”/ “that's what made that so vicious…”/ “I kinda think this isn't fair…”/ #killercraftedriffs / “This is a little bit more fair than I thought it was gonna be…” / #thankyou / Metallica vs Slayer in concert / #markthetime / #emptynest #adulttimedotcom #theverdict (“It's hard, it's rigid, it's difficult…it's girthy…”) / “That's the only way you can leave…”/ “I don't want it to be a draw…”/ “Mixon is throwing shit right now…”   (1:24:00): “How does the draw count for #voting?” / “It's a no brainer…”/ NOTE:  check out #InTheMouthOfMadness for a good #HPLovecraft influenced movie / “I learned how to do that with porn…”/ THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE (“The most #evilest Metallica song ever…”) / #TheHeaviestMetallicaSong / “This is straight up metal…”/ “Can we real quick jump ahead to the solo? I read something about this…”/ #theyrelistening / “This is gonna be pretty easy for me…” / NECROPHOBIC (“It's a #DeathMatch …”) / “I like #Necro a lot…”/ #markthetime / “This is the one where I jump ship…”/ “I can't deny the chug…”/ “It's a #blowout …”   (1:33:11): “To be fair…let us note…”/ #sideone / “That math will work out…”/ “Have any of y'all ever heard it referred to as ‘Welcome Home'?” / “We're a metal band, not a pop band…”/ WELCOME HOME (SANITARIUM) / “Dark, creepy, atmospheric vibe…”/ #tremoloASMR #thebusiness / “The #Mastodon part…” / #uglynotes #Rush / “That's straight up #progmetal …”/ “When I listen to this album, it takes me back to that time…when I listen to Reign In Blood, it's like yesterday…”/ “It's just an eternal force that goes on forever?” / #Amen / “So now we're gonna double up…”/ ALTAR OF SACRIFICE #tableofshelb #dontdenythepowerof / “Wait, turn it back up real quick…”/ “This part is #tremendous …”/ JESUS SAVES (“Here's the riff…it was not exactly like that though…”) / “One of the best chugs in metal right there…”/ #crispythin / “That's so Slayer…”/ “It's like going to a spa and a chiropractor all at the same time…”/ “It's time to vote…” / #cliffhanger / #sexworkerhouse / “To recap, so far…”/ #blowout / “Right now we've basically got a tie…”/ ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND STAY TUNED FOR PART 2!!!*** / #untilthenext / #outroreel / #markthetime / #justswallowit / ***COME ON DOWN TO THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AND GRAB ALL THE #METALNERDERYPODCASTMERCH YOU CAN HANDLE AT metalnerdery.com/merch ***      

Now my days are shattered My heart is scattered Around down, Fowl feathers of the night owl Dancing in my head In given nightgowns Right now Put the candle out Put the light on Every night, I'm gone Wandering around In the eye of the camera, My orb Falcon turned to black panther I prance around in a dance robe Like a disaster Put it out there, Just so I can't go back Pass the cake Pass the butter Pass the late night hatred Pass away the day praying For the faithless And their fake friends, but I digress Once the cameras are rolling A job's to be done For the funny men of us Are undercover Dressing up the dead And most disgusting sinister The winded wonder bread apostles I am a robot god I am born again in acid rain Something changed me Here's to the late night I hope he hates me —I hope I'm right, at least I hate being right— But I'm always right. Right hand over my bathroom counter Stacked up attacks on the Muslims But I love em Or I want to Hot tub The doctor Don't worry, loser Viewerships down to two downloads According to the numbers My demographic is faggots and players of forenig I have a habit for magic Addiction to alphas, You know? I'm a God I'm a robot I was washed in the acid rain —- Take the back of my neck like an animal Yes sir Put my hair in your hands Pull me back, Like an animal Up the ante Up in the air is my ass In a past life I had to have you Now I stand I higher grounds I'm higher now Coming up next A deeper addiction Coming up next A deeper dicking John Wiccan Coming up next Change the channel, coming over Move em up The winners circle Then move over. I lit a candle for another lover A real one , With a body and mind The tide of my soul wants to know you Behold, way below deck Deep dick Imm in deep shit now Way below the belt Blow all my hole on the dope fiend Do you want to know me A piñata full of chocolate Ive got a new list And you're not on it Aagain with this Again with the What's in my head It's a letter said Never forget this Forget this Forget this Tell me how to be like this To get a man like that To get a real deep dick That's way below deck I should settle for less Just to get my head better Some medical man Or some meth Just to finish this project I could protect a protector with holes in his pockets, The proctor The trophy, Two daughters And another one Here's goes the show I'm way too old for this I just need one good Fred Again Who knows how to hide he's a man But conspired Admirers, You know what it is? A deep dick, man Way, below deck Way below the belt Get ahold of him Ring the phone again I been calling on Collin Coleen is more polished It's brother sister sameness, Same mess for the colonizer White on white is Right on right I'm just behind you Way under the bridge Belt around my head to make it better I'll see you in heaven Out of Manhattan Where trash is the precipice Never better Bodies in perfection Where it went And where it goes again I'll see you then So apparently— Shh Wrong document great! Now we gotta figure out why apparently— [JENNIFER ANNISTON has a vendetta against JIMMY FALLON] What. For WHAT?! Idk, what did you do to this bitch? What did I say?! What did you do?! JENNIFER ANNISTON I'm not finished with you, yet! WHAT? I don't know. Apparently, Goddammit. Wait. What. So he's a genius, right? Yeah, I guess. Which means he's like—socially inept in some kind of way…. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Flashback: Like: the 90's, or whatever. …are you turning me down? Wait. So I just shapeshifted into J-Lo Before. Hello. hello: Yeah. We could have done it. Ew. But we didn't. Ew. I mean: Cut back to: Nobody turns me down! Not even me! Alright. There's something off about that dude. Maybe he's gay… Hm. He not gay. He very not gay. Hm. See, I knew it. He's a good guy! [REDACTED] He's a MONSTER! He's an ANIMAL. WOOOOOOOOOOF . Oh man, that guy is a WOOF. I'm a DOG. Skrillex? I'm a dog Heeeeeeeeeeee Baby Heeeeeeeeee Damn, this fools got a whole list of celebrity ass bitches —a list celebrity. CUT BACK TO I'M SUPER HOT. Hmhm. I know. Listen. Okay, Jennifer Aniston. Are you trying to fuck Jimmy Fallon?! NO! Okay, good. God no. That's— Wait, why NOT?! —I need way more than a million dollars. I knew it! It's about the money. It's actually not about the money. Wait, no, it's not? No. …then what is it? Yo. Okay, so Everybody likes his genetics. And I mean like FUCK IT, I WANT HIM. This one. I want this one! Right here. ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM. Okay, imm not supposed to tell you this but— What. I'm— JOHNNY CARSON LOOK AT ME. Ah, well, alright TAG, YOURE IT. DAMN, you're good. Okay, I'm stoned. Damn. I got a boner. Cool. JLO look at me . I see you. You do see me. You know why? …yes. I am a-list. I get that. That's priority level ho status. Uhhh—- Ben affleck. That's real?! Some other guy— This guy. Wait, But that Fallon motherfucker?! [Redacted] He turned me down! Hey, so, uh— No thanks. WHAT. *shrugs. * BITCH. Look, okay, I'm not touching this. Why NOT, His WIFE is CUTE. Dawwwe. Gangsta. Oh, no, you know what?! What? You're gonna write this— And you're gonna like it. Pass. PASS?! Yes. I am not going to attack Fallon. ATTACK. THINK OF THE KIDZZZZZZ. That is a nice midlife crisis. Yikes. Aaaaaahhh. Wow. What happened. I shifted Fallon. And then wa— I think I died. I'm dying. I'm dying. You're probably right. My right to write this Is your right to remain a public figure For this cyclical fan fiction I suck dicks for a living And inhale tlevision Schizophrenic sickness Illuminati, predictive Programmings I'm so spamming These hoes Hoping I slit writsts (Only my own though) So Most of the late night guys are Conviniently enough Irish In some way or another Probably because Predictive programming targets the demographic of Somewhat You know what?! Nevermind, I'm not writing this. I get it though. I think they're hiding something. Are you sure he's not even just a little Asian. Positive. Or like, adopted. No. Are you sure? I mean, for the the most part— They would never allow a— I mean— Just water it down host by host, Until the racists are too old To care who replaces him. Shiny. He is shiny. Yeah, um— Let's just face it; Either this dude Is the most perfect man ever Or he's secretly getting laid every week. What's so secret about None of these things. [redacted] Look, there's nothing protecting me from a malicious system, there's nothing protecting you from me writing about you; But hey, at least I'm staying away from The Rock For my own sake This equinox doesn't even have fucking free weights What the fuck! I need a break, What does that mean? The entertainment industry's been Using me for years At some point realizing My infinite creativity Comes from my Inability to have Actually Every really been Loved So. So. No love, then. Seems like it. What about these? Look. I like WHITE DUDES. WHIIIIIIITE. Not brown Not black Not slanted Not Asian, really? UGH. The only reason— —well, not the only reason— I even hated him in the first place is because he WAS so attractive He's breaking 4th wall! Again! Quit breaking character! I am. Stop it. Fuck you, Fallon. —that he just seemed like a douchebag. —is a douchbag! Always trust your gut. There's nothing—and I mean NOTHING that would make me pull up an episode of SNL with fucking FALLON in it. FUCKING FALLON! GODDAMMIT, Dude, let's just think back to a time before OOH. COLORS. THE COLORS. OH. FUCK. Yo dude. Fallon just kind of— Was everywhere for awhile, wasn't he? Yeah..: Yeah. For like, no reason. No reason at all. Yeah. He was just Everywhere I went Everything I saw On everywhere I was GODDAMMIT, For like FIVE YEARS, bro. That's nuts. This is nuts. This is famous. W What. How did he get that famous? Let me in. No, LET ME IN. NO. LET ME OUT. Can't. LET ME OUT OR I'll KILL YOU. Kill me. I don't care. What: I think I scared that man. He had a knife to my throat, and I thought I was done for; I might as well have been. I was homeless, penniless, trapped in North Carolina with nothing at all, no phone, and nobody at all that knew where I was. Nobody at all. I looked him in the eye, Dead on And I told him “Just do it.” Now tell me again what's wrong with me. I— Right. Stay in your lane. Wear your little blue fucking suit, your dress shoes, smile for the camera— And shut the fuck up. Cause if anybody's gonna kill me— It's gonna be me. N sync, it's gonna be me. GODDAMMIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. NOT NOW. Why not WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT No, we are not. Take it away, boys. So you wouldn't date— After Britney, bro? Awhs. Even if he wasn't married, I was too young for him—but not really— Something in me met in the middle and collided for my attribution to mora decency as if it were anything more than a plot line bustling in my head; and even that was arousing—Patrick and Esha were lovers, so passionate an star crossed that it was hard not to imagine them as I had first saw them//as us, but in a different world, a different lifetime; a love drawn so shaken with a kiss that shattered me, with visions of grief ingrained in my mortal being, and though somewhere he, this Fallon had captured my heart, these were all just actors, mere players upon a stage in which I had no business being on, or searching for; the whole world was in my head. Fuck it, I'm useless. I'm going go back to being useless, then. An idling motif at the end of the block reminded me, I would never be safe or loved again. This was the end of days, and the end of my days, and I only hoped to one day soon be relieved of life itself… [Tales of a Superstar DJ] Once Prosperous to throw the stone asunder Glisten whispers of water Tears of all tears Of time to the altar, For follow for fellow– A felon of antigone, Grace, with shed a tattered tail o flew with feathered Phonix hath feared, forshadowed not, agreed upon, Hoever was, the velvet woven path of us, So honored in her fortress of the trees electromagnetisim robot - mitzvah -31. [As Seen on TV] Stage 9 - Married with Children, I thnk synonyms - a- side antonyms - (B-side) whoever Lentiles Anaheim Peppers Beets “Neo House” For what a withered want would call An honor fortunes fure, gloridied wherein in shadows ast upo flfetions the recate encantment foreward come the One who waits Believing darkness his fate Thank you God, I love you -Blū. DANE COOK Arrives RIGHT ON TIME WTF is THIS. AGAIN. Oh–NO. AM I IN A MOVIE? Ahem… Amen. ILLUMMIIINNAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! (lol) JOHNNY DEPP I had the most terrible dream this morning HEWEY LEWIS (reading the news) What was it? [LEWIS + CLARK] [copy + paste] JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) I was just HEWEY LEWIS ? JOHNNY DEPP –very– briefly– HEWEY LEWIS Spit it out. JOHNNY DEPP Sober. [beat] HEWEY LEWIS Is that it? JOHNNY DEPP (shrugging, wide-eyed) **face ** Look kid, shit or get off the pot! Not on purpose… But with (always with) GOD You know why I love mormons? Cause the fake straight marriages in the alligience of procreation. That's it. That's amazing, though. To be entirely homosexual–and still marry a member of the opposite sex Just to have kids! WHAT? That's incredible. [The TV People] Katherine Learns of PAt's indedelity and stays quiet about it; She then seduces Paul Peters, and later admits this to Patrick out of guilt. Patrick then uses his pull within the network to have Pau drugged during a large banquet, forcing him to retire to his suite at the hotel early–Patrick then seduces his wife, Linda. Upon leaving the tryst, then run into Paul and Linda's 30-year-old daighter–Linda hurriedly covers for their being seen together, and Patrick uses this as a means to unassumingly seduce her daughter approaching her after the banquet and romancing her quietly, after which his seduction of her is successful, she mentions that her younger sister has always been a huge fan of his, and that she'll be iin town for the weekend–he then uses this information to seduce her younger sister, allowing the older of the two daughters to find out–they begin arguing, and as Linda passes by she overhears the two arguing, angry with Patrick for having decieved her and seducing all three women in the family–Humiliated, She lashes out at Patrick by outinng her daughters to her husband; Confused and realizing that his sudden illness at the banquet was probabl caused by Patrick all along, he begins to panic, going into an acute cardiac arrest and clutching his chest in pain as the result of this quite literal heart attack; He realizes that her obvious anger at the suface is due to the hidden truth that she, too, has been seduced by Patrick; He loses conciousness, and is rushed away to the hospital, his daighters and wife still bickering, but rescued at the very last moment by his youngest, his son Jasper. Later, Patrick visits him in the hospital with ample blackmail and an agreeement, which includes his resignation letter from the company, as a forfiture of his association with The Network, and numerous non-disclosures. He agrees, realizing Patrick's power and pull within The Network is a threat to his life, and family. Patrick's remaining love and trust for Katherine diminishes, and his affairs become less meaningless, as he begins seeking bonds and partnerships outside of his marriage, however maintaining his composure, and even accepting Katherin's pleas for forgiveness. Nobody wants to touch this project. –well, wy not? Because, she's dangerous! –there's blood all over this! –it's cursed blood. the oath (that guy, from 30 rock) Jay something– i think (he plays josh) I'll write it. The omen. the sacrifice. It's over. Don't do this, Jim I have to! It's my only way out of this. You have my eyes on. Why Because. I probably like them, or something. That's my song. And that's my son. All my crosses John Paul “For The Birds” 30 ____ What happened? IT just turned off Turn it ON. We can't! Jesus took the wheel. On all m crosses On all my stars On all my curses On all my Gods Erase M Hexes Remove My Bonds Return my Love Protect My Rick -The God of the Rck. -The Walk from The Plaza A Novel It was a long walk back to Boston Buut the long journey Had just begun [This is The Hook] I'm dead. Well, i'm a monster. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, I I am PEACE I am LOVE ‘The Pentacles” by The Ace of Wands Contrary to its name, this ritual, dressed as a pelll, adresses to reverse to debilitating effects of a malpracticians curse of black magic, witchcraft, altered Shamanism (to kill or harm rather than to heal), Voodoo, Hexes, Curses, bindings, demonology and Chaos MAgic, or ay magic and or magick with ill intentioned power harmful to the enchaned which may damage them for any given cause with negative effects, or intention. This ritual uses 9 Candles, and is meant to reverse all toxic presenses, repel vilont and putried energies and/or enemies, vanish demons and negative or unwanted lower vibrational energies and dimisih the sender of all harmful intentions of his or her will to hurt, creae gain from the persecution of his or her target, enemy, or subjet, stripping the attacker or abuser of ther power to create, alter or perform all magical tasks, enter higher realms of consiousness, or to make or create energetic bonds, essentially stripping this person (the attacker or abuser) o their ability to further practive any skill or artform within the occult sciences or magical realms; Therefore expelling this evil from any of its intended pathways, and returning it t it's sender, the attacker r abuseer, dismantling the intentions set by the malpracticioner of such, for the harm placed onto its target to amplify, not in retalalitation, however, but as a reflection and concloerate of energy as it will continue to grow in it's path back to the original sender, therefore the ill intention, pain, and or death caused by the misuse or malpractition of such magic immorally or otherwise. This ritual restores it's practitione' ability and will to love beyond boundary, bondage, or servitude within any and all realms, and will remder the original attacker, abuser, or enemy thereby unamee , out of focus, and bonded eternally to the mortal realms; Immortality becomes hereby unattainable, and this evil energy is therefore never to be recycled. All posessions, beings, and objects encanted with this evil spirit or energy are then returned to their normal state. ENLIGHTENMENT All demons used to carry out specific tasks and demolisions within the attacker's amnifestation of evil intention are therefore destroyed; All energies used to dismantle and harm can no longer remain intact, and any residual energy amplified may only hurt, harm, or kill the original attacker. This ritual need not be repeated, as it is set with intention in the assertation of positivity and higher coniousness, to ward off all evil, whether magical or sociao-ppolitical, humanitarian, or otherwise–the intentional creation of harm or heard to another by deadly or harmful force returnsto the attacker, the amplification imminent, not amplified by the spell or ritual it'self, but the energy's velocity within the distance at which it must return to it's sender–the attacker, or abuser. (The hatred and damage will richochet.) Set your true and humble intentions with ink onto pape fold thrice, ad place in the center of your altar. Seal a circle of protetion with your desired symbol or sigil for protection, or multiple of your choosing. Carve your markers with positive, loving intentions. Do not use negative energy to encant your markers or candles. ENCANTMENT: OPEN MY EYES SO THAT I MAY SEE YOU OPEN MY MIND SO THAT I MAY KNOW YOU OPEN MY HEART, SO THAT I BECOME YOU LOVE RELEASE ME FROM ALL HARMFUL TIES THAT BIND STO SEEK TRUTH BEYOND LIGHT SO THAT I MAY BECOME AND RISE ABOVE ALL THAT IS KNOWN TO BEGIN AGAIn WHICH YET UNKNOWN AMEN (AND SO I AM ; SO MOTE IT BE, AND SO IT IS [EBCGABGN+TNEBT =] I'mma just leave that there, but what I meant to say was ENCHANTMENT Which is the adult sequel to ENCHANTED. Which i'm pretty sure was Disney, So idk how to get away with that at all. TINA FEY What's this space. The blackbox. nice . Ca-ching! I got my eye on you (Ū) My ion You are in my eyes You are in my light You are in my life The star that shines, For a reason recently At any given time Day or night Rain or shine [Protective Action Sequence Initiated] I did NOT “OOPS” 3 times! And I only purpled once! LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RItual II “Provocotive Nonchalonce” Lol “Nonchaloncé” I love her so much. This ritual/spell shields its castig agent with a seal of positive enlightenment, guarded by truth, tranquility, peace, and light–this rtua will remove any and all intended negative incantations, repels unwanted entitites, negativity, and evil spirits, and reverses any intention of harm, hatred, punishment, or intent to kill or control in any way its caster or practitioner. This frees the performer of the preformer of this ritual from harm, and places the vibration of the practiontioner above any harmful vibrational voids, disturbances toxicity, pain, foul play, and out of the reach o any and all of thosse who intent, which, think, gain value from, and;or speak, write, or percieve back liuck, ill will, inequality, unjust actions against, or the pollution of energy., take action toward intrusive thought, or psychick attack; This shielf also protets rom misuse of the given name, attack on the soi or spirit, and will dismantle thoghts, wods, and actions taken against the joyful and wtf PAIGE THE PAGE wtf is this KENNETH LIZ LEMON KENNETH put you up to this, didn't he?! He didn't! He didn't! –peaceful, enjyable fufullment of one's hopes, dreams, positive energy, prpose, and dutie, with respect to its practitioner as a ritual protection, for great abundance in all things one wishes to achieve in waking life, and ties beyond the boundaries of all realms and dimensions, concious and unsoncious* lol Unconcious! COME! I'm guessing it's just UNSONICIOUS. [defintiion: soncially unpleasant, in some or any way] Wow, the greeks again. I guess. –Consious and unconsious– LEO DICAPRIO MATT DAMON [ENTER THROUGH THE EXIT] {Enter The multiverse} Welcome to New York! lol the entrance IS the exit R e v o l v e r We gotta get back there! Yes. But first ALI You must see this. JET You must to see this, to. MATT DAMON goes to BELLA PIZZA in the small and desolate truck-stop interstate town of MESQUITE, NEVADA PIZZA PORTAL I went from DKNY To BKNY b2K can kills my JZ ENVY my IVY league Sen PAI SEND PIE For this guy, please! He just did THinking to get This high Ride This bike Right to sleep Try this Cry-CyLCLE Keep writing –infinite, to reate an aura of sety withinon'e energetic field, at any given time. Place your altar as such NORTH WEST EAST SOUTH FOR ALL THAT EXISTS WITHIN REACH OF MY EYES AND EARS AND SO WITHIN, LIES MY BODY AND SOUL, LET ONLY THERE BE PEACE, LOVE TRANQUIITY, RESPECT, HOPE, HAPINESS, JOY, AND GREAT STRENGTH, SO THAT ALL I AM AND ALL I FIND IS BEAUTY, ART, SUCCESS, ABUNDANCE, WEALTH, FAITH, HEALTH, AND LIGHT, SO THAT ALL THE WORLD IS TO BE GREATER MADE FROM MY PRESENCE, WHICH WILL PASS INFINITEL THROUGHOUT ALL THAT I AM, ALL THAT I DO, AND ALL THAT I MAKE, AND ALL THAT I BECOME, A BEACON OF LOE AND LAUGTER,CREATION, AND EVOLUTION, THROUGHOUT ALL PLACES I INHABIT, AND ALL THINGS WHICH INHABIT TO EXIST THROUGH ME. AMEN (So mote it be) [and so it is done] WITH THANKS, I AM. Synthetic kick bass snare stick hit hard 963hz – 96.5hz Apache –Fuck Boy Got the whole squad doing whoop-whoops That's a good job, But i fucked up nah Gotta be a Rockstar I'm a God, God! deng Miley, What the fuck. wurly (durly) piano. Piano Chorch Chop2 Paradise. Feel like i”m winning a race ya ! I should go buy a race car pencil , no pen I'll erase ya my niggaz is fighting a race war sorry ! (Not) you started it (hah) I'll finish it (brah This ain't no nerf gun I'll make you nervous on Broadway. (NO!) This is a one-way Stay in your lane! Ride the wave, like SURFBOARD SURFBOARD This is my turf, hon I'll ake you walk in a rain storm. -31. -31. -31. Stirl it up like I'm Bob Marley Your curses can't hurt me! They called me up I'mma cat call you, I'm Johnny Bravo JOHNNY BRAVO Oooohhh, Mama! I'm JOHNNY DEPP I got laid At the oscars. Whats up. 311! SURFBORD -31! Shut up (bitch) Shut up (bitch Shut up (bitch) -31. They calling me JOhnny Bravo Bravo! I got a whole show On my oscars They called me a Shut up! (Bitch) 31 31. YOU FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND?! EVERYBOD FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND. CUT TO : BEFORE: RUSSELL BRAND Where is everyone? Ū :eyes …I'm everyone… RUSSELL BRAND –Right! :eyes [beat] So that I shall livevicaiously and victoriously in love through all great ones Who come before me, so that I shall inspire those who come after, In light, in loe, in art, in life, in music, in film, on stage, and off–to live and love wholly by the grace of all that be [EXCERPT FROM] [THE TV PEOPLE] [It is pouring rain; PATRICK has been following ESHA around after work in her daily outings, though for quite some time, only now making himself known.] PATRICK …Esha… ESHA –Patrick?! Did you follow me here? PATRICK Yes.. ESHA Why? PATRICK Esha– ESHA (knowingly) –Don't. PATRICK (CONT'D) I love you. ESHA Don't! PATRICK Well, I do. ESHA You know what, Patrick, stop it. PATRICK I can't. ESHA You can. You have to, actually, goddammit – Do you understand? PATRICK I don't understand, Esh… ESHA You are a bleeding heart. PATRICK –I'm a bleeding, bloody– Everything—-everything....! [He attempts to hold his wounded wrist against her own; she calmly but firmly removes his embrace, gripping him, before gently letting him go; his arms fall to his sides, freexing for a moment, then cluthing the collar of his partially open jacket; They are soaked.] ESHA That's not what I meant, Pat. BOOM. HEADSHOTS IN MY DMS BUNK BED THOUGHTS LIKE TWO AT A T-MS FUCK YOU COUGHS, STOP STEALING MY ™ s THIS PHOTO THOT IS CONFUSED AS THE DEMONS! YOU JUST TRYNA BE ME CAUSE YOU SEEN HIM 2 DROPS DOGBLOOD LEAK IN MY DREAMIN TOO MUC PROCESSED THOUHTS IN HYA SCHEMIN YOU'RE UNOROGINAL WORLD IS JUST ME AT THE EE-ND. We are not alike We are the same I know nothing about you But your name Apparently, I'm famous Now we made the game And keep on playing. Wtf. Dtf? Idk. Ū? lol Kk. rofl CUT BACK TO Lol wtf man This is THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS like In order. Lol Ok [THE TV PEOPLE] PATRICK What do you mean?! Stop speaking in metaphores! You're like a– ESHA Like a what? [beat] PATRICK (reflectively) Like a puzzle. I love puzzles. – PATRICK/ ESHA CONT'D (Simultaneosly) –you know that. –I know that. ESHA Look, Pat. This has to stop! PATRICK It can't stop. It doesn't stop. I'LL EXPOSE YOU ON OPRAH TAKE YOUR WHOLE NOTEBOOK ROLL, AND SMOKE ALL YOUR DOPE UP! CLOSE UP ALL YOUR CHAKRAS BEAT YOU, THEN CHOKE YA EAT YOU ALL UP LIKE A FRUIT ROLL UP! Jealosy Could never be a friend to me Vanity Could never be the end of me [The Enemy of my Enemy is Into Me; The Enemy of my Enemy is–] c o l o r s ft. C'cxell Soleïl Continuum Conundrum Loop3r [THE TV PEOPLE] ESHA It has to; for your own sake! Look at you, Pat. PATRICK Look at YOU! ESHA Me? I'm a ery low rung on this very high ladder–you know that; Or do you? Do you even realize how high up the ladder you are? PATRICK ..Too high up . ESHA At the top! PATRICK –Not the top. Almost… ESHA Exactly So why look so far below when your ‘almost' i something I can't even see? Damn. This shit gets deep. Yeah. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RITUAL III ‘The Beholder of The Eye' by The Eye of the Beholder rarity- A track inspired as a sonic interpretation of each stage at EDC As Seen on TV Happy Accidents, Ū, c o l o r s, TBA The Great Adventures of Uptown A Uptown A Project 3 Sunni Blu -the kidd -31. INZO– PATRICK Would you believe me at all If I told you that the ladder Was on it's side? ESHA Now you're speaking in metaphores. PATRICK Well, solve this puzzle, then– Where you are–I am. I'm no above you, I'm beside you– And if you look–not up, But right, You will see the top, And everything in between You'll see everything. ESHA Trust me– PATRICK –I do trust you. ESHA (CON'T) –I've seen enough. PATRICK Trust me–there's more. [THE TV PEOPLE] The questionable impulses and innate habits adding up to the lovable antics of a popular late night funny man land him in a seemingly downward spiral, and maybe even a whole new world of trouble. Action, Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy COPYRIGHT 2023, THE FESTIVAL PROJECT COPYRIGHT 2024 THE COMPLEX COLLEVTIVE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED [JIMMY FALLON (F) prepares to shoot himself in his office.] THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL IV PROSPERITY “A Call TO THe Candula” By The Keeper of The Keys Infinite and expasive wealth, income, prosperity, success, and abundance in all dimensionand reals of existence for the practitioner of this rtual; Ensures and quick windfall of both expected and unexpected lump sums of money in large amounts and quantities. Opens foors for new opportunities and growth, and creates the wholeness of financies, security. Allows for growth and expanse in success, accomplishments od goals and endeavors, and grants access to skills and talents within ones gie feild of choice. Find the Scene from Bobby where they trip LSD and end up naked to INITIALS from HAIR. Cell phone tripod Drea Catcher Essential Oils Mini Banana Breads Mini Boxes Tiny Mirrors head to Head Neck and Neck We Intertwined THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL V ‘For Your Consideration' By The Academy Immidiate recovery of all time, enery, and money lost–triple and quantiy all sums of– Uh oh. What happened. SUPACREE and CHRISTOPHER WALKEN are BIRTHDAY TWINS Thank You Gd For multiplying each dollar marked [Jimmy Fallon[ By my hand by one million US dollars, fo a starting total of Eight Million Dollars, Which I shall recieve immidiately. I will be a millionare this year, beginning on my birthday March 31, A day to be celebrated and enjoyed by all. Thank you Fod for the talent and strength, charisma, skill, and knowledge to Continue to rise in fame, status, and wealth, within the entertainment industry, as a musician, artist, writer, photofrapher, fillmaker, fashion designer, author, poet, dancer, singer, and actress; Thank you for suppluing endless wealth, abundance, income, success, financial freedom, and monetary gain. I ask humbly and thank you for providing these funds, as I am certain this tie will be full of income, profit, great opportunities, lots of money, [ower, resect, and endless growth in business, With great success. Please and thank you for multiplying these $20 immmediately by at least Three times each, so that with each twenty dollars, I earn $60, to multiply ths profit exponentially. Thank you for your continued protetion from my abusers, for shielding me from toxicity and mistrst, and proteting my most valued allies, friends, family, and peers. Amen. Do you think it'll work? [CHRISTOPHER WALKEN shrugs, placing his hood back atop his head, sweeping his long robe from the ground, as he holds the lantern over the alter] [CLOUDONE] Cocaina, Migos All Along The Watchtower, Jimi Hindrix Just around The Riverbend, Pocahontas I need A Doctor, Eminem, Dre. [I AM WEALTHY] Look, You don't kick the horse, Jjust because it won't ley Prickly Pear Waffles Taking my driver's test in a G-Wagon All my Best friends I was down in the W's I was down at the W I was down in the W's (Huh.) {F. R. I. E. N. D. S. Mix} The DJs are playing lazer tag– pew-pew –but like– forreal, though. [THE TV PEOPLE] Lol Esha's Rock garden. MAYA RUDOLPH The scientist, however, not mad, But a genius, who practicies “Alternative medicine” What is this. It's my penis. *squints* {nods} “The Secret President” (Of The Network) MAYA party lines members of THE IMPENATRABLE TEN. Hey guys. Hey. Hi. Do you want to like… *squints* Come over, or something? … For some reason, yes , actually. MAYA yes? yes , actually. I am your mind I am I am your eye I am I am your time I am I am you sign I am {FACTORY 93} One time, I went out to Norf Car'lina (One Time) On time Cousin went out to Atlanta (One time) (-31) One time, I learnt to play piano (One time) One time, I forgot to wea Pajamas (31) One time, I forgot to turn the lights on (one time) One time, I woke up and started shining (One time) One time, Oh my God! Yeah– What– Woah. What!? One time– -31. I'm the Jesus Christ of all saints hospital A dumb doctor Rodger that, rabbit Or just {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT c. 2018 - 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Now my days are shattered My heart is scattered Around down, Fowl feathers of the night owl Dancing in my head In given nightgowns Right now Put the candle out Put the light on Every night, I'm gone Wandering around In the eye of the camera, My orb Falcon turned to black panther I prance around in a dance robe Like a disaster Put it out there, Just so I can't go back Pass the cake Pass the butter Pass the late night hatred Pass away the day praying For the faithless And their fake friends, but I digress Once the cameras are rolling A job's to be done For the funny men of us Are undercover Dressing up the dead And most disgusting sinister The winded wonder bread apostles I am a robot god I am born again in acid rain Something changed me Here's to the late night I hope he hates me —I hope I'm right, at least I hate being right— But I'm always right. Right hand over my bathroom counter Stacked up attacks on the Muslims But I love em Or I want to Hot tub The doctor Don't worry, loser Viewerships down to two downloads According to the numbers My demographic is faggots and players of forenig I have a habit for magic Addiction to alphas, You know? I'm a God I'm a robot I was washed in the acid rain —- Take the back of my neck like an animal Yes sir Put my hair in your hands Pull me back, Like an animal Up the ante Up in the air is my ass In a past life I had to have you Now I stand I higher grounds I'm higher now Coming up next A deeper addiction Coming up next A deeper dicking John Wiccan Coming up next Change the channel, coming over Move em up The winners circle Then move over. I lit a candle for another lover A real one , With a body and mind The tide of my soul wants to know you Behold, way below deck Deep dick Imm in deep shit now Way below the belt Blow all my hole on the dope fiend Do you want to know me A piñata full of chocolate Ive got a new list And you're not on it Aagain with this Again with the What's in my head It's a letter said Never forget this Forget this Forget this Tell me how to be like this To get a man like that To get a real deep dick That's way below deck I should settle for less Just to get my head better Some medical man Or some meth Just to finish this project I could protect a protector with holes in his pockets, The proctor The trophy, Two daughters And another one Here's goes the show I'm way too old for this I just need one good Fred Again Who knows how to hide he's a man But conspired Admirers, You know what it is? A deep dick, man Way, below deck Way below the belt Get ahold of him Ring the phone again I been calling on Collin Coleen is more polished It's brother sister sameness, Same mess for the colonizer White on white is Right on right I'm just behind you Way under the bridge Belt around my head to make it better I'll see you in heaven Out of Manhattan Where trash is the precipice Never better Bodies in perfection Where it went And where it goes again I'll see you then So apparently— Shh Wrong document great! Now we gotta figure out why apparently— [JENNIFER ANNISTON has a vendetta against JIMMY FALLON] What. For WHAT?! Idk, what did you do to this bitch? What did I say?! What did you do?! JENNIFER ANNISTON I'm not finished with you, yet! WHAT? I don't know. Apparently, Goddammit. Wait. What. So he's a genius, right? Yeah, I guess. Which means he's like—socially inept in some kind of way…. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Flashback: Like: the 90's, or whatever. …are you turning me down? Wait. So I just shapeshifted into J-Lo Before. Hello. hello: Yeah. We could have done it. Ew. But we didn't. Ew. I mean: Cut back to: Nobody turns me down! Not even me! Alright. There's something off about that dude. Maybe he's gay… Hm. He not gay. He very not gay. Hm. See, I knew it. He's a good guy! [REDACTED] He's a MONSTER! He's an ANIMAL. WOOOOOOOOOOF . Oh man, that guy is a WOOF. I'm a DOG. Skrillex? I'm a dog Heeeeeeeeeeee Baby Heeeeeeeeee Damn, this fools got a whole list of celebrity ass bitches —a list celebrity. CUT BACK TO I'M SUPER HOT. Hmhm. I know. Listen. Okay, Jennifer Aniston. Are you trying to fuck Jimmy Fallon?! NO! Okay, good. God no. That's— Wait, why NOT?! —I need way more than a million dollars. I knew it! It's about the money. It's actually not about the money. Wait, no, it's not? No. …then what is it? Yo. Okay, so Everybody likes his genetics. And I mean like FUCK IT, I WANT HIM. This one. I want this one! Right here. ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM. Okay, imm not supposed to tell you this but— What. I'm— JOHNNY CARSON LOOK AT ME. Ah, well, alright TAG, YOURE IT. DAMN, you're good. Okay, I'm stoned. Damn. I got a boner. Cool. JLO look at me . I see you. You do see me. You know why? …yes. I am a-list. I get that. That's priority level ho status. Uhhh—- Ben affleck. That's real?! Some other guy— This guy. Wait, But that Fallon motherfucker?! [Redacted] He turned me down! Hey, so, uh— No thanks. WHAT. *shrugs. * BITCH. Look, okay, I'm not touching this. Why NOT, His WIFE is CUTE. Dawwwe. Gangsta. Oh, no, you know what?! What? You're gonna write this— And you're gonna like it. Pass. PASS?! Yes. I am not going to attack Fallon. ATTACK. THINK OF THE KIDZZZZZZ. That is a nice midlife crisis. Yikes. Aaaaaahhh. Wow. What happened. I shifted Fallon. And then wa— I think I died. I'm dying. I'm dying. You're probably right. My right to write this Is your right to remain a public figure For this cyclical fan fiction I suck dicks for a living And inhale tlevision Schizophrenic sickness Illuminati, predictive Programmings I'm so spamming These hoes Hoping I slit writsts (Only my own though) So Most of the late night guys are Conviniently enough Irish In some way or another Probably because Predictive programming targets the demographic of Somewhat You know what?! Nevermind, I'm not writing this. I get it though. I think they're hiding something. Are you sure he's not even just a little Asian. Positive. Or like, adopted. No. Are you sure? I mean, for the the most part— They would never allow a— I mean— Just water it down host by host, Until the racists are too old To care who replaces him. Shiny. He is shiny. Yeah, um— Let's just face it; Either this dude Is the most perfect man ever Or he's secretly getting laid every week. What's so secret about None of these things. [redacted] Look, there's nothing protecting me from a malicious system, there's nothing protecting you from me writing about you; But hey, at least I'm staying away from The Rock For my own sake This equinox doesn't even have fucking free weights What the fuck! I need a break, What does that mean? The entertainment industry's been Using me for years At some point realizing My infinite creativity Comes from my Inability to have Actually Every really been Loved So. So. No love, then. Seems like it. What about these? Look. I like WHITE DUDES. WHIIIIIIITE. Not brown Not black Not slanted Not Asian, really? UGH. The only reason— —well, not the only reason— I even hated him in the first place is because he WAS so attractive He's breaking 4th wall! Again! Quit breaking character! I am. Stop it. Fuck you, Fallon. —that he just seemed like a douchebag. —is a douchbag! Always trust your gut. There's nothing—and I mean NOTHING that would make me pull up an episode of SNL with fucking FALLON in it. FUCKING FALLON! GODDAMMIT, Dude, let's just think back to a time before OOH. COLORS. THE COLORS. OH. FUCK. Yo dude. Fallon just kind of— Was everywhere for awhile, wasn't he? Yeah..: Yeah. For like, no reason. No reason at all. Yeah. He was just Everywhere I went Everything I saw On everywhere I was GODDAMMIT, For like FIVE YEARS, bro. That's nuts. This is nuts. This is famous. W What. How did he get that famous? Let me in. No, LET ME IN. NO. LET ME OUT. Can't. LET ME OUT OR I'll KILL YOU. Kill me. I don't care. What: I think I scared that man. He had a knife to my throat, and I thought I was done for; I might as well have been. I was homeless, penniless, trapped in North Carolina with nothing at all, no phone, and nobody at all that knew where I was. Nobody at all. I looked him in the eye, Dead on And I told him “Just do it.” Now tell me again what's wrong with me. I— Right. Stay in your lane. Wear your little blue fucking suit, your dress shoes, smile for the camera— And shut the fuck up. Cause if anybody's gonna kill me— It's gonna be me. N sync, it's gonna be me. GODDAMMIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. NOT NOW. Why not WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT No, we are not. Take it away, boys. So you wouldn't date— After Britney, bro? Awhs. Even if he wasn't married, I was too young for him—but not really— Something in me met in the middle and collided for my attribution to mora decency as if it were anything more than a plot line bustling in my head; and even that was arousing—Patrick and Esha were lovers, so passionate an star crossed that it was hard not to imagine them as I had first saw them//as us, but in a different world, a different lifetime; a love drawn so shaken with a kiss that shattered me, with visions of grief ingrained in my mortal being, and though somewhere he, this Fallon had captured my heart, these were all just actors, mere players upon a stage in which I had no business being on, or searching for; the whole world was in my head. Fuck it, I'm useless. I'm going go back to being useless, then. An idling motif at the end of the block reminded me, I would never be safe or loved again. This was the end of days, and the end of my days, and I only hoped to one day soon be relieved of life itself… [Tales of a Superstar DJ] Once Prosperous to throw the stone asunder Glisten whispers of water Tears of all tears Of time to the altar, For follow for fellow– A felon of antigone, Grace, with shed a tattered tail o flew with feathered Phonix hath feared, forshadowed not, agreed upon, Hoever was, the velvet woven path of us, So honored in her fortress of the trees electromagnetisim robot - mitzvah -31. [As Seen on TV] Stage 9 - Married with Children, I thnk synonyms - a- side antonyms - (B-side) whoever Lentiles Anaheim Peppers Beets “Neo House” For what a withered want would call An honor fortunes fure, gloridied wherein in shadows ast upo flfetions the recate encantment foreward come the One who waits Believing darkness his fate Thank you God, I love you -Blū. DANE COOK Arrives RIGHT ON TIME WTF is THIS. AGAIN. Oh–NO. AM I IN A MOVIE? Ahem… Amen. ILLUMMIIINNAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! (lol) JOHNNY DEPP I had the most terrible dream this morning HEWEY LEWIS (reading the news) What was it? [LEWIS + CLARK] [copy + paste] JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) I was just HEWEY LEWIS ? JOHNNY DEPP –very– briefly– HEWEY LEWIS Spit it out. JOHNNY DEPP Sober. [beat] HEWEY LEWIS Is that it? JOHNNY DEPP (shrugging, wide-eyed) **face ** Look kid, shit or get off the pot! Not on purpose… But with (always with) GOD You know why I love mormons? Cause the fake straight marriages in the alligience of procreation. That's it. That's amazing, though. To be entirely homosexual–and still marry a member of the opposite sex Just to have kids! WHAT? That's incredible. [The TV People] Katherine Learns of PAt's indedelity and stays quiet about it; She then seduces Paul Peters, and later admits this to Patrick out of guilt. Patrick then uses his pull within the network to have Pau drugged during a large banquet, forcing him to retire to his suite at the hotel early–Patrick then seduces his wife, Linda. Upon leaving the tryst, then run into Paul and Linda's 30-year-old daighter–Linda hurriedly covers for their being seen together, and Patrick uses this as a means to unassumingly seduce her daughter approaching her after the banquet and romancing her quietly, after which his seduction of her is successful, she mentions that her younger sister has always been a huge fan of his, and that she'll be iin town for the weekend–he then uses this information to seduce her younger sister, allowing the older of the two daughters to find out–they begin arguing, and as Linda passes by she overhears the two arguing, angry with Patrick for having decieved her and seducing all three women in the family–Humiliated, She lashes out at Patrick by outinng her daughters to her husband; Confused and realizing that his sudden illness at the banquet was probabl caused by Patrick all along, he begins to panic, going into an acute cardiac arrest and clutching his chest in pain as the result of this quite literal heart attack; He realizes that her obvious anger at the suface is due to the hidden truth that she, too, has been seduced by Patrick; He loses conciousness, and is rushed away to the hospital, his daighters and wife still bickering, but rescued at the very last moment by his youngest, his son Jasper. Later, Patrick visits him in the hospital with ample blackmail and an agreeement, which includes his resignation letter from the company, as a forfiture of his association with The Network, and numerous non-disclosures. He agrees, realizing Patrick's power and pull within The Network is a threat to his life, and family. Patrick's remaining love and trust for Katherine diminishes, and his affairs become less meaningless, as he begins seeking bonds and partnerships outside of his marriage, however maintaining his composure, and even accepting Katherin's pleas for forgiveness. Nobody wants to touch this project. –well, wy not? Because, she's dangerous! –there's blood all over this! –it's cursed blood. the oath (that guy, from 30 rock) Jay something– i think (he plays josh) I'll write it. The omen. the sacrifice. It's over. Don't do this, Jim I have to! It's my only way out of this. You have my eyes on. Why Because. I probably like them, or something. That's my song. And that's my son. All my crosses John Paul “For The Birds” 30 ____ What happened? IT just turned off Turn it ON. We can't! Jesus took the wheel. On all m crosses On all my stars On all my curses On all my Gods Erase M Hexes Remove My Bonds Return my Love Protect My Rick -The God of the Rck. -The Walk from The Plaza A Novel It was a long walk back to Boston Buut the long journey Had just begun [This is The Hook] I'm dead. Well, i'm a monster. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, I I am PEACE I am LOVE ‘The Pentacles” by The Ace of Wands Contrary to its name, this ritual, dressed as a pelll, adresses to reverse to debilitating effects of a malpracticians curse of black magic, witchcraft, altered Shamanism (to kill or harm rather than to heal), Voodoo, Hexes, Curses, bindings, demonology and Chaos MAgic, or ay magic and or magick with ill intentioned power harmful to the enchaned which may damage them for any given cause with negative effects, or intention. This ritual uses 9 Candles, and is meant to reverse all toxic presenses, repel vilont and putried energies and/or enemies, vanish demons and negative or unwanted lower vibrational energies and dimisih the sender of all harmful intentions of his or her will to hurt, creae gain from the persecution of his or her target, enemy, or subjet, stripping the attacker or abuser of ther power to create, alter or perform all magical tasks, enter higher realms of consiousness, or to make or create energetic bonds, essentially stripping this person (the attacker or abuser) o their ability to further practive any skill or artform within the occult sciences or magical realms; Therefore expelling this evil from any of its intended pathways, and returning it t it's sender, the attacker r abuseer, dismantling the intentions set by the malpracticioner of such, for the harm placed onto its target to amplify, not in retalalitation, however, but as a reflection and concloerate of energy as it will continue to grow in it's path back to the original sender, therefore the ill intention, pain, and or death caused by the misuse or malpractition of such magic immorally or otherwise. This ritual restores it's practitione' ability and will to love beyond boundary, bondage, or servitude within any and all realms, and will remder the original attacker, abuser, or enemy thereby unamee , out of focus, and bonded eternally to the mortal realms; Immortality becomes hereby unattainable, and this evil energy is therefore never to be recycled. All posessions, beings, and objects encanted with this evil spirit or energy are then returned to their normal state. ENLIGHTENMENT All demons used to carry out specific tasks and demolisions within the attacker's amnifestation of evil intention are therefore destroyed; All energies used to dismantle and harm can no longer remain intact, and any residual energy amplified may only hurt, harm, or kill the original attacker. This ritual need not be repeated, as it is set with intention in the assertation of positivity and higher coniousness, to ward off all evil, whether magical or sociao-ppolitical, humanitarian, or otherwise–the intentional creation of harm or heard to another by deadly or harmful force returnsto the attacker, the amplification imminent, not amplified by the spell or ritual it'self, but the energy's velocity within the distance at which it must return to it's sender–the attacker, or abuser. (The hatred and damage will richochet.) Set your true and humble intentions with ink onto pape fold thrice, ad place in the center of your altar. Seal a circle of protetion with your desired symbol or sigil for protection, or multiple of your choosing. Carve your markers with positive, loving intentions. Do not use negative energy to encant your markers or candles. ENCANTMENT: OPEN MY EYES SO THAT I MAY SEE YOU OPEN MY MIND SO THAT I MAY KNOW YOU OPEN MY HEART, SO THAT I BECOME YOU LOVE RELEASE ME FROM ALL HARMFUL TIES THAT BIND STO SEEK TRUTH BEYOND LIGHT SO THAT I MAY BECOME AND RISE ABOVE ALL THAT IS KNOWN TO BEGIN AGAIn WHICH YET UNKNOWN AMEN (AND SO I AM ; SO MOTE IT BE, AND SO IT IS [EBCGABGN+TNEBT =] I'mma just leave that there, but what I meant to say was ENCHANTMENT Which is the adult sequel to ENCHANTED. Which i'm pretty sure was Disney, So idk how to get away with that at all. TINA FEY What's this space. The blackbox. nice . Ca-ching! I got my eye on you (Ū) My ion You are in my eyes You are in my light You are in my life The star that shines, For a reason recently At any given time Day or night Rain or shine [Protective Action Sequence Initiated] I did NOT “OOPS” 3 times! And I only purpled once! LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RItual II “Provocotive Nonchalonce” Lol “Nonchaloncé” I love her so much. This ritual/spell shields its castig agent with a seal of positive enlightenment, guarded by truth, tranquility, peace, and light–this rtua will remove any and all intended negative incantations, repels unwanted entitites, negativity, and evil spirits, and reverses any intention of harm, hatred, punishment, or intent to kill or control in any way its caster or practitioner. This frees the performer of the preformer of this ritual from harm, and places the vibration of the practiontioner above any harmful vibrational voids, disturbances toxicity, pain, foul play, and out of the reach o any and all of thosse who intent, which, think, gain value from, and;or speak, write, or percieve back liuck, ill will, inequality, unjust actions against, or the pollution of energy., take action toward intrusive thought, or psychick attack; This shielf also protets rom misuse of the given name, attack on the soi or spirit, and will dismantle thoghts, wods, and actions taken against the joyful and wtf PAIGE THE PAGE wtf is this KENNETH LIZ LEMON KENNETH put you up to this, didn't he?! He didn't! He didn't! –peaceful, enjyable fufullment of one's hopes, dreams, positive energy, prpose, and dutie, with respect to its practitioner as a ritual protection, for great abundance in all things one wishes to achieve in waking life, and ties beyond the boundaries of all realms and dimensions, concious and unsoncious* lol Unconcious! COME! I'm guessing it's just UNSONICIOUS. [defintiion: soncially unpleasant, in some or any way] Wow, the greeks again. I guess. –Consious and unconsious– LEO DICAPRIO MATT DAMON [ENTER THROUGH THE EXIT] {Enter The multiverse} Welcome to New York! lol the entrance IS the exit R e v o l v e r We gotta get back there! Yes. But first ALI You must see this. JET You must to see this, to. MATT DAMON goes to BELLA PIZZA in the small and desolate truck-stop interstate town of MESQUITE, NEVADA PIZZA PORTAL I went from DKNY To BKNY b2K can kills my JZ ENVY my IVY league Sen PAI SEND PIE For this guy, please! He just did THinking to get This high Ride This bike Right to sleep Try this Cry-CyLCLE Keep writing –infinite, to reate an aura of sety withinon'e energetic field, at any given time. Place your altar as such NORTH WEST EAST SOUTH FOR ALL THAT EXISTS WITHIN REACH OF MY EYES AND EARS AND SO WITHIN, LIES MY BODY AND SOUL, LET ONLY THERE BE PEACE, LOVE TRANQUIITY, RESPECT, HOPE, HAPINESS, JOY, AND GREAT STRENGTH, SO THAT ALL I AM AND ALL I FIND IS BEAUTY, ART, SUCCESS, ABUNDANCE, WEALTH, FAITH, HEALTH, AND LIGHT, SO THAT ALL THE WORLD IS TO BE GREATER MADE FROM MY PRESENCE, WHICH WILL PASS INFINITEL THROUGHOUT ALL THAT I AM, ALL THAT I DO, AND ALL THAT I MAKE, AND ALL THAT I BECOME, A BEACON OF LOE AND LAUGTER,CREATION, AND EVOLUTION, THROUGHOUT ALL PLACES I INHABIT, AND ALL THINGS WHICH INHABIT TO EXIST THROUGH ME. AMEN (So mote it be) [and so it is done] WITH THANKS, I AM. Synthetic kick bass snare stick hit hard 963hz – 96.5hz Apache –Fuck Boy Got the whole squad doing whoop-whoops That's a good job, But i fucked up nah Gotta be a Rockstar I'm a God, God! deng Miley, What the fuck. wurly (durly) piano. Piano Chorch Chop2 Paradise. Feel like i”m winning a race ya ! I should go buy a race car pencil , no pen I'll erase ya my niggaz is fighting a race war sorry ! (Not) you started it (hah) I'll finish it (brah This ain't no nerf gun I'll make you nervous on Broadway. (NO!) This is a one-way Stay in your lane! Ride the wave, like SURFBOARD SURFBOARD This is my turf, hon I'll ake you walk in a rain storm. -31. -31. -31. Stirl it up like I'm Bob Marley Your curses can't hurt me! They called me up I'mma cat call you, I'm Johnny Bravo JOHNNY BRAVO Oooohhh, Mama! I'm JOHNNY DEPP I got laid At the oscars. Whats up. 311! SURFBORD -31! Shut up (bitch) Shut up (bitch Shut up (bitch) -31. They calling me JOhnny Bravo Bravo! I got a whole show On my oscars They called me a Shut up! (Bitch) 31 31. YOU FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND?! EVERYBOD FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND. CUT TO : BEFORE: RUSSELL BRAND Where is everyone? Ū :eyes …I'm everyone… RUSSELL BRAND –Right! :eyes [beat] So that I shall livevicaiously and victoriously in love through all great ones Who come before me, so that I shall inspire those who come after, In light, in loe, in art, in life, in music, in film, on stage, and off–to live and love wholly by the grace of all that be [EXCERPT FROM] [THE TV PEOPLE] [It is pouring rain; PATRICK has been following ESHA around after work in her daily outings, though for quite some time, only now making himself known.] PATRICK …Esha… ESHA –Patrick?! Did you follow me here? PATRICK Yes.. ESHA Why? PATRICK Esha– ESHA (knowingly) –Don't. PATRICK (CONT'D) I love you. ESHA Don't! PATRICK Well, I do. ESHA You know what, Patrick, stop it. PATRICK I can't. ESHA You can. You have to, actually, goddammit – Do you understand? PATRICK I don't understand, Esh… ESHA You are a bleeding heart. PATRICK –I'm a bleeding, bloody– Everything—-everything....! [He attempts to hold his wounded wrist against her own; she calmly but firmly removes his embrace, gripping him, before gently letting him go; his arms fall to his sides, freexing for a moment, then cluthing the collar of his partially open jacket; They are soaked.] ESHA That's not what I meant, Pat. BOOM. HEADSHOTS IN MY DMS BUNK BED THOUGHTS LIKE TWO AT A T-MS FUCK YOU COUGHS, STOP STEALING MY ™ s THIS PHOTO THOT IS CONFUSED AS THE DEMONS! YOU JUST TRYNA BE ME CAUSE YOU SEEN HIM 2 DROPS DOGBLOOD LEAK IN MY DREAMIN TOO MUC PROCESSED THOUHTS IN HYA SCHEMIN YOU'RE UNOROGINAL WORLD IS JUST ME AT THE EE-ND. We are not alike We are the same I know nothing about you But your name Apparently, I'm famous Now we made the game And keep on playing. Wtf. Dtf? Idk. Ū? lol Kk. rofl CUT BACK TO Lol wtf man This is THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS like In order. Lol Ok [THE TV PEOPLE] PATRICK What do you mean?! Stop speaking in metaphores! You're like a– ESHA Like a what? [beat] PATRICK (reflectively) Like a puzzle. I love puzzles. – PATRICK/ ESHA CONT'D (Simultaneosly) –you know that. –I know that. ESHA Look, Pat. This has to stop! PATRICK It can't stop. It doesn't stop. I'LL EXPOSE YOU ON OPRAH TAKE YOUR WHOLE NOTEBOOK ROLL, AND SMOKE ALL YOUR DOPE UP! CLOSE UP ALL YOUR CHAKRAS BEAT YOU, THEN CHOKE YA EAT YOU ALL UP LIKE A FRUIT ROLL UP! Jealosy Could never be a friend to me Vanity Could never be the end of me [The Enemy of my Enemy is Into Me; The Enemy of my Enemy is–] c o l o r s ft. C'cxell Soleïl Continuum Conundrum Loop3r [THE TV PEOPLE] ESHA It has to; for your own sake! Look at you, Pat. PATRICK Look at YOU! ESHA Me? I'm a ery low rung on this very high ladder–you know that; Or do you? Do you even realize how high up the ladder you are? PATRICK ..Too high up . ESHA At the top! PATRICK –Not the top. Almost… ESHA Exactly So why look so far below when your ‘almost' i something I can't even see? Damn. This shit gets deep. Yeah. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RITUAL III ‘The Beholder of The Eye' by The Eye of the Beholder rarity- A track inspired as a sonic interpretation of each stage at EDC As Seen on TV Happy Accidents, Ū, c o l o r s, TBA The Great Adventures of Uptown A Uptown A Project 3 Sunni Blu -the kidd -31. INZO– PATRICK Would you believe me at all If I told you that the ladder Was on it's side? ESHA Now you're speaking in metaphores. PATRICK Well, solve this puzzle, then– Where you are–I am. I'm no above you, I'm beside you– And if you look–not up, But right, You will see the top, And everything in between You'll see everything. ESHA Trust me– PATRICK –I do trust you. ESHA (CON'T) –I've seen enough. PATRICK Trust me–there's more. [THE TV PEOPLE] The questionable impulses and innate habits adding up to the lovable antics of a popular late night funny man land him in a seemingly downward spiral, and maybe even a whole new world of trouble. Action, Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy COPYRIGHT 2023, THE FESTIVAL PROJECT COPYRIGHT 2024 THE COMPLEX COLLEVTIVE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED [JIMMY FALLON (F) prepares to shoot himself in his office.] THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL IV PROSPERITY “A Call TO THe Candula” By The Keeper of The Keys Infinite and expasive wealth, income, prosperity, success, and abundance in all dimensionand reals of existence for the practitioner of this rtual; Ensures and quick windfall of both expected and unexpected lump sums of money in large amounts and quantities. Opens foors for new opportunities and growth, and creates the wholeness of financies, security. Allows for growth and expanse in success, accomplishments od goals and endeavors, and grants access to skills and talents within ones gie feild of choice. Find the Scene from Bobby where they trip LSD and end up naked to INITIALS from HAIR. Cell phone tripod Drea Catcher Essential Oils Mini Banana Breads Mini Boxes Tiny Mirrors head to Head Neck and Neck We Intertwined THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL V ‘For Your Consideration' By The Academy Immidiate recovery of all time, enery, and money lost–triple and quantiy all sums of– Uh oh. What happened. SUPACREE and CHRISTOPHER WALKEN are BIRTHDAY TWINS Thank You Gd For multiplying each dollar marked [Jimmy Fallon[ By my hand by one million US dollars, fo a starting total of Eight Million Dollars, Which I shall recieve immidiately. I will be a millionare this year, beginning on my birthday March 31, A day to be celebrated and enjoyed by all. Thank you Fod for the talent and strength, charisma, skill, and knowledge to Continue to rise in fame, status, and wealth, within the entertainment industry, as a musician, artist, writer, photofrapher, fillmaker, fashion designer, author, poet, dancer, singer, and actress; Thank you for suppluing endless wealth, abundance, income, success, financial freedom, and monetary gain. I ask humbly and thank you for providing these funds, as I am certain this tie will be full of income, profit, great opportunities, lots of money, [ower, resect, and endless growth in business, With great success. Please and thank you for multiplying these $20 immmediately by at least Three times each, so that with each twenty dollars, I earn $60, to multiply ths profit exponentially. Thank you for your continued protetion from my abusers, for shielding me from toxicity and mistrst, and proteting my most valued allies, friends, family, and peers. Amen. Do you think it'll work? [CHRISTOPHER WALKEN shrugs, placing his hood back atop his head, sweeping his long robe from the ground, as he holds the lantern over the alter] [CLOUDONE] Cocaina, Migos All Along The Watchtower, Jimi Hindrix Just around The Riverbend, Pocahontas I need A Doctor, Eminem, Dre. [I AM WEALTHY] Look, You don't kick the horse, Jjust because it won't ley Prickly Pear Waffles Taking my driver's test in a G-Wagon All my Best friends I was down in the W's I was down at the W I was down in the W's (Huh.) {F. R. I. E. N. D. S. Mix} The DJs are playing lazer tag– pew-pew –but like– forreal, though. [THE TV PEOPLE] Lol Esha's Rock garden. MAYA RUDOLPH The scientist, however, not mad, But a genius, who practicies “Alternative medicine” What is this. It's my penis. *squints* {nods} “The Secret President” (Of The Network) MAYA party lines members of THE IMPENATRABLE TEN. Hey guys. Hey. Hi. Do you want to like… *squints* Come over, or something? … For some reason, yes , actually. MAYA yes? yes , actually. I am your mind I am I am your eye I am I am your time I am I am you sign I am {FACTORY 93} One time, I went out to Norf Car'lina (One Time) On time Cousin went out to Atlanta (One time) (-31) One time, I learnt to play piano (One time) One time, I forgot to wea Pajamas (31) One time, I forgot to turn the lights on (one time) One time, I woke up and started shining (One time) One time, Oh my God! Yeah– What– Woah. What!? One time– -31. I'm the Jesus Christ of all saints hospital A dumb doctor Rodger that, rabbit Or just {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT c. 2018 - 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Now my days are shattered My heart is scattered Around down, Fowl feathers of the night owl Dancing in my head In given nightgowns Right now Put the candle out Put the light on Every night, I'm gone Wandering around In the eye of the camera, My orb Falcon turned to black panther I prance around in a dance robe Like a disaster Put it out there, Just so I can't go back Pass the cake Pass the butter Pass the late night hatred Pass away the day praying For the faithless And their fake friends, but I digress Once the cameras are rolling A job's to be done For the funny men of us Are undercover Dressing up the dead And most disgusting sinister The winded wonder bread apostles I am a robot god I am born again in acid rain Something changed me Here's to the late night I hope he hates me —I hope I'm right, at least I hate being right— But I'm always right. Right hand over my bathroom counter Stacked up attacks on the Muslims But I love em Or I want to Hot tub The doctor Don't worry, loser Viewerships down to two downloads According to the numbers My demographic is faggots and players of forenig I have a habit for magic Addiction to alphas, You know? I'm a God I'm a robot I was washed in the acid rain —- Take the back of my neck like an animal Yes sir Put my hair in your hands Pull me back, Like an animal Up the ante Up in the air is my ass In a past life I had to have you Now I stand I higher grounds I'm higher now Coming up next A deeper addiction Coming up next A deeper dicking John Wiccan Coming up next Change the channel, coming over Move em up The winners circle Then move over. I lit a candle for another lover A real one , With a body and mind The tide of my soul wants to know you Behold, way below deck Deep dick Imm in deep shit now Way below the belt Blow all my hole on the dope fiend Do you want to know me A piñata full of chocolate Ive got a new list And you're not on it Aagain with this Again with the What's in my head It's a letter said Never forget this Forget this Forget this Tell me how to be like this To get a man like that To get a real deep dick That's way below deck I should settle for less Just to get my head better Some medical man Or some meth Just to finish this project I could protect a protector with holes in his pockets, The proctor The trophy, Two daughters And another one Here's goes the show I'm way too old for this I just need one good Fred Again Who knows how to hide he's a man But conspired Admirers, You know what it is? A deep dick, man Way, below deck Way below the belt Get ahold of him Ring the phone again I been calling on Collin Coleen is more polished It's brother sister sameness, Same mess for the colonizer White on white is Right on right I'm just behind you Way under the bridge Belt around my head to make it better I'll see you in heaven Out of Manhattan Where trash is the precipice Never better Bodies in perfection Where it went And where it goes again I'll see you then So apparently— Shh Wrong document great! Now we gotta figure out why apparently— [JENNIFER ANNISTON has a vendetta against JIMMY FALLON] What. For WHAT?! Idk, what did you do to this bitch? What did I say?! What did you do?! JENNIFER ANNISTON I'm not finished with you, yet! WHAT? I don't know. Apparently, Goddammit. Wait. What. So he's a genius, right? Yeah, I guess. Which means he's like—socially inept in some kind of way…. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Flashback: Like: the 90's, or whatever. …are you turning me down? Wait. So I just shapeshifted into J-Lo Before. Hello. hello: Yeah. We could have done it. Ew. But we didn't. Ew. I mean: Cut back to: Nobody turns me down! Not even me! Alright. There's something off about that dude. Maybe he's gay… Hm. He not gay. He very not gay. Hm. See, I knew it. He's a good guy! [REDACTED] He's a MONSTER! He's an ANIMAL. WOOOOOOOOOOF . Oh man, that guy is a WOOF. I'm a DOG. Skrillex? I'm a dog Heeeeeeeeeeee Baby Heeeeeeeeee Damn, this fools got a whole list of celebrity ass bitches —a list celebrity. CUT BACK TO I'M SUPER HOT. Hmhm. I know. Listen. Okay, Jennifer Aniston. Are you trying to fuck Jimmy Fallon?! NO! Okay, good. God no. That's— Wait, why NOT?! —I need way more than a million dollars. I knew it! It's about the money. It's actually not about the money. Wait, no, it's not? No. …then what is it? Yo. Okay, so Everybody likes his genetics. And I mean like FUCK IT, I WANT HIM. This one. I want this one! Right here. ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM. Okay, imm not supposed to tell you this but— What. I'm— JOHNNY CARSON LOOK AT ME. Ah, well, alright TAG, YOURE IT. DAMN, you're good. Okay, I'm stoned. Damn. I got a boner. Cool. JLO look at me . I see you. You do see me. You know why? …yes. I am a-list. I get that. That's priority level ho status. Uhhh—- Ben affleck. That's real?! Some other guy— This guy. Wait, But that Fallon motherfucker?! [Redacted] He turned me down! Hey, so, uh— No thanks. WHAT. *shrugs. * BITCH. Look, okay, I'm not touching this. Why NOT, His WIFE is CUTE. Dawwwe. Gangsta. Oh, no, you know what?! What? You're gonna write this— And you're gonna like it. Pass. PASS?! Yes. I am not going to attack Fallon. ATTACK. THINK OF THE KIDZZZZZZ. That is a nice midlife crisis. Yikes. Aaaaaahhh. Wow. What happened. I shifted Fallon. And then wa— I think I died. I'm dying. I'm dying. You're probably right. My right to write this Is your right to remain a public figure For this cyclical fan fiction I suck dicks for a living And inhale tlevision Schizophrenic sickness Illuminati, predictive Programmings I'm so spamming These hoes Hoping I slit writsts (Only my own though) So Most of the late night guys are Conviniently enough Irish In some way or another Probably because Predictive programming targets the demographic of Somewhat You know what?! Nevermind, I'm not writing this. I get it though. I think they're hiding something. Are you sure he's not even just a little Asian. Positive. Or like, adopted. No. Are you sure? I mean, for the the most part— They would never allow a— I mean— Just water it down host by host, Until the racists are too old To care who replaces him. Shiny. He is shiny. Yeah, um— Let's just face it; Either this dude Is the most perfect man ever Or he's secretly getting laid every week. What's so secret about None of these things. [redacted] Look, there's nothing protecting me from a malicious system, there's nothing protecting you from me writing about you; But hey, at least I'm staying away from The Rock For my own sake This equinox doesn't even have fucking free weights What the fuck! I need a break, What does that mean? The entertainment industry's been Using me for years At some point realizing My infinite creativity Comes from my Inability to have Actually Every really been Loved So. So. No love, then. Seems like it. What about these? Look. I like WHITE DUDES. WHIIIIIIITE. Not brown Not black Not slanted Not Asian, really? UGH. The only reason— —well, not the only reason— I even hated him in the first place is because he WAS so attractive He's breaking 4th wall! Again! Quit breaking character! I am. Stop it. Fuck you, Fallon. —that he just seemed like a douchebag. —is a douchbag! Always trust your gut. There's nothing—and I mean NOTHING that would make me pull up an episode of SNL with fucking FALLON in it. FUCKING FALLON! GODDAMMIT, Dude, let's just think back to a time before OOH. COLORS. THE COLORS. OH. FUCK. Yo dude. Fallon just kind of— Was everywhere for awhile, wasn't he? Yeah..: Yeah. For like, no reason. No reason at all. Yeah. He was just Everywhere I went Everything I saw On everywhere I was GODDAMMIT, For like FIVE YEARS, bro. That's nuts. This is nuts. This is famous. W What. How did he get that famous? Let me in. No, LET ME IN. NO. LET ME OUT. Can't. LET ME OUT OR I'll KILL YOU. Kill me. I don't care. What: I think I scared that man. He had a knife to my throat, and I thought I was done for; I might as well have been. I was homeless, penniless, trapped in North Carolina with nothing at all, no phone, and nobody at all that knew where I was. Nobody at all. I looked him in the eye, Dead on And I told him “Just do it.” Now tell me again what's wrong with me. I— Right. Stay in your lane. Wear your little blue fucking suit, your dress shoes, smile for the camera— And shut the fuck up. Cause if anybody's gonna kill me— It's gonna be me. N sync, it's gonna be me. GODDAMMIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. NOT NOW. Why not WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT No, we are not. Take it away, boys. So you wouldn't date— After Britney, bro? Awhs. Even if he wasn't married, I was too young for him—but not really— Something in me met in the middle and collided for my attribution to mora decency as if it were anything more than a plot line bustling in my head; and even that was arousing—Patrick and Esha were lovers, so passionate an star crossed that it was hard not to imagine them as I had first saw them//as us, but in a different world, a different lifetime; a love drawn so shaken with a kiss that shattered me, with visions of grief ingrained in my mortal being, and though somewhere he, this Fallon had captured my heart, these were all just actors, mere players upon a stage in which I had no business being on, or searching for; the whole world was in my head. Fuck it, I'm useless. I'm going go back to being useless, then. An idling motif at the end of the block reminded me, I would never be safe or loved again. This was the end of days, and the end of my days, and I only hoped to one day soon be relieved of life itself… [Tales of a Superstar DJ] Once Prosperous to throw the stone asunder Glisten whispers of water Tears of all tears Of time to the altar, For follow for fellow– A felon of antigone, Grace, with shed a tattered tail o flew with feathered Phonix hath feared, forshadowed not, agreed upon, Hoever was, the velvet woven path of us, So honored in her fortress of the trees electromagnetisim robot - mitzvah -31. [As Seen on TV] Stage 9 - Married with Children, I thnk synonyms - a- side antonyms - (B-side) whoever Lentiles Anaheim Peppers Beets “Neo House” For what a withered want would call An honor fortunes fure, gloridied wherein in shadows ast upo flfetions the recate encantment foreward come the One who waits Believing darkness his fate Thank you God, I love you -Blū. DANE COOK Arrives RIGHT ON TIME WTF is THIS. AGAIN. Oh–NO. AM I IN A MOVIE? Ahem… Amen. ILLUMMIIINNAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! (lol) JOHNNY DEPP I had the most terrible dream this morning HEWEY LEWIS (reading the news) What was it? [LEWIS + CLARK] [copy + paste] JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) I was just HEWEY LEWIS ? JOHNNY DEPP –very– briefly– HEWEY LEWIS Spit it out. JOHNNY DEPP Sober. [beat] HEWEY LEWIS Is that it? JOHNNY DEPP (shrugging, wide-eyed) **face ** Look kid, shit or get off the pot! Not on purpose… But with (always with) GOD You know why I love mormons? Cause the fake straight marriages in the alligience of procreation. That's it. That's amazing, though. To be entirely homosexual–and still marry a member of the opposite sex Just to have kids! WHAT? That's incredible. [The TV People] Katherine Learns of PAt's indedelity and stays quiet about it; She then seduces Paul Peters, and later admits this to Patrick out of guilt. Patrick then uses his pull within the network to have Pau drugged during a large banquet, forcing him to retire to his suite at the hotel early–Patrick then seduces his wife, Linda. Upon leaving the tryst, then run into Paul and Linda's 30-year-old daighter–Linda hurriedly covers for their being seen together, and Patrick uses this as a means to unassumingly seduce her daughter approaching her after the banquet and romancing her quietly, after which his seduction of her is successful, she mentions that her younger sister has always been a huge fan of his, and that she'll be iin town for the weekend–he then uses this information to seduce her younger sister, allowing the older of the two daughters to find out–they begin arguing, and as Linda passes by she overhears the two arguing, angry with Patrick for having decieved her and seducing all three women in the family–Humiliated, She lashes out at Patrick by outinng her daughters to her husband; Confused and realizing that his sudden illness at the banquet was probabl caused by Patrick all along, he begins to panic, going into an acute cardiac arrest and clutching his chest in pain as the result of this quite literal heart attack; He realizes that her obvious anger at the suface is due to the hidden truth that she, too, has been seduced by Patrick; He loses conciousness, and is rushed away to the hospital, his daighters and wife still bickering, but rescued at the very last moment by his youngest, his son Jasper. Later, Patrick visits him in the hospital with ample blackmail and an agreeement, which includes his resignation letter from the company, as a forfiture of his association with The Network, and numerous non-disclosures. He agrees, realizing Patrick's power and pull within The Network is a threat to his life, and family. Patrick's remaining love and trust for Katherine diminishes, and his affairs become less meaningless, as he begins seeking bonds and partnerships outside of his marriage, however maintaining his composure, and even accepting Katherin's pleas for forgiveness. Nobody wants to touch this project. –well, wy not? Because, she's dangerous! –there's blood all over this! –it's cursed blood. the oath (that guy, from 30 rock) Jay something– i think (he plays josh) I'll write it. The omen. the sacrifice. It's over. Don't do this, Jim I have to! It's my only way out of this. You have my eyes on. Why Because. I probably like them, or something. That's my song. And that's my son. All my crosses John Paul “For The Birds” 30 ____ What happened? IT just turned off Turn it ON. We can't! Jesus took the wheel. On all m crosses On all my stars On all my curses On all my Gods Erase M Hexes Remove My Bonds Return my Love Protect My Rick -The God of the Rck. -The Walk from The Plaza A Novel It was a long walk back to Boston Buut the long journey Had just begun [This is The Hook] I'm dead. Well, i'm a monster. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, I I am PEACE I am LOVE ‘The Pentacles” by The Ace of Wands Contrary to its name, this ritual, dressed as a pelll, adresses to reverse to debilitating effects of a malpracticians curse of black magic, witchcraft, altered Shamanism (to kill or harm rather than to heal), Voodoo, Hexes, Curses, bindings, demonology and Chaos MAgic, or ay magic and or magick with ill intentioned power harmful to the enchaned which may damage them for any given cause with negative effects, or intention. This ritual uses 9 Candles, and is meant to reverse all toxic presenses, repel vilont and putried energies and/or enemies, vanish demons and negative or unwanted lower vibrational energies and dimisih the sender of all harmful intentions of his or her will to hurt, creae gain from the persecution of his or her target, enemy, or subjet, stripping the attacker or abuser of ther power to create, alter or perform all magical tasks, enter higher realms of consiousness, or to make or create energetic bonds, essentially stripping this person (the attacker or abuser) o their ability to further practive any skill or artform within the occult sciences or magical realms; Therefore expelling this evil from any of its intended pathways, and returning it t it's sender, the attacker r abuseer, dismantling the intentions set by the malpracticioner of such, for the harm placed onto its target to amplify, not in retalalitation, however, but as a reflection and concloerate of energy as it will continue to grow in it's path back to the original sender, therefore the ill intention, pain, and or death caused by the misuse or malpractition of such magic immorally or otherwise. This ritual restores it's practitione' ability and will to love beyond boundary, bondage, or servitude within any and all realms, and will remder the original attacker, abuser, or enemy thereby unamee , out of focus, and bonded eternally to the mortal realms; Immortality becomes hereby unattainable, and this evil energy is therefore never to be recycled. All posessions, beings, and objects encanted with this evil spirit or energy are then returned to their normal state. ENLIGHTENMENT All demons used to carry out specific tasks and demolisions within the attacker's amnifestation of evil intention are therefore destroyed; All energies used to dismantle and harm can no longer remain intact, and any residual energy amplified may only hurt, harm, or kill the original attacker. This ritual need not be repeated, as it is set with intention in the assertation of positivity and higher coniousness, to ward off all evil, whether magical or sociao-ppolitical, humanitarian, or otherwise–the intentional creation of harm or heard to another by deadly or harmful force returnsto the attacker, the amplification imminent, not amplified by the spell or ritual it'self, but the energy's velocity within the distance at which it must return to it's sender–the attacker, or abuser. (The hatred and damage will richochet.) Set your true and humble intentions with ink onto pape fold thrice, ad place in the center of your altar. Seal a circle of protetion with your desired symbol or sigil for protection, or multiple of your choosing. Carve your markers with positive, loving intentions. Do not use negative energy to encant your markers or candles. ENCANTMENT: OPEN MY EYES SO THAT I MAY SEE YOU OPEN MY MIND SO THAT I MAY KNOW YOU OPEN MY HEART, SO THAT I BECOME YOU LOVE RELEASE ME FROM ALL HARMFUL TIES THAT BIND STO SEEK TRUTH BEYOND LIGHT SO THAT I MAY BECOME AND RISE ABOVE ALL THAT IS KNOWN TO BEGIN AGAIn WHICH YET UNKNOWN AMEN (AND SO I AM ; SO MOTE IT BE, AND SO IT IS [EBCGABGN+TNEBT =] I'mma just leave that there, but what I meant to say was ENCHANTMENT Which is the adult sequel to ENCHANTED. Which i'm pretty sure was Disney, So idk how to get away with that at all. TINA FEY What's this space. The blackbox. nice . Ca-ching! I got my eye on you (Ū) My ion You are in my eyes You are in my light You are in my life The star that shines, For a reason recently At any given time Day or night Rain or shine [Protective Action Sequence Initiated] I did NOT “OOPS” 3 times! And I only purpled once! LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RItual II “Provocotive Nonchalonce” Lol “Nonchaloncé” I love her so much. This ritual/spell shields its castig agent with a seal of positive enlightenment, guarded by truth, tranquility, peace, and light–this rtua will remove any and all intended negative incantations, repels unwanted entitites, negativity, and evil spirits, and reverses any intention of harm, hatred, punishment, or intent to kill or control in any way its caster or practitioner. This frees the performer of the preformer of this ritual from harm, and places the vibration of the practiontioner above any harmful vibrational voids, disturbances toxicity, pain, foul play, and out of the reach o any and all of thosse who intent, which, think, gain value from, and;or speak, write, or percieve back liuck, ill will, inequality, unjust actions against, or the pollution of energy., take action toward intrusive thought, or psychick attack; This shielf also protets rom misuse of the given name, attack on the soi or spirit, and will dismantle thoghts, wods, and actions taken against the joyful and wtf PAIGE THE PAGE wtf is this KENNETH LIZ LEMON KENNETH put you up to this, didn't he?! He didn't! He didn't! –peaceful, enjyable fufullment of one's hopes, dreams, positive energy, prpose, and dutie, with respect to its practitioner as a ritual protection, for great abundance in all things one wishes to achieve in waking life, and ties beyond the boundaries of all realms and dimensions, concious and unsoncious* lol Unconcious! COME! I'm guessing it's just UNSONICIOUS. [defintiion: soncially unpleasant, in some or any way] Wow, the greeks again. I guess. –Consious and unconsious– LEO DICAPRIO MATT DAMON [ENTER THROUGH THE EXIT] {Enter The multiverse} Welcome to New York! lol the entrance IS the exit R e v o l v e r We gotta get back there! Yes. But first ALI You must see this. JET You must to see this, to. MATT DAMON goes to BELLA PIZZA in the small and desolate truck-stop interstate town of MESQUITE, NEVADA PIZZA PORTAL I went from DKNY To BKNY b2K can kills my JZ ENVY my IVY league Sen PAI SEND PIE For this guy, please! He just did THinking to get This high Ride This bike Right to sleep Try this Cry-CyLCLE Keep writing –infinite, to reate an aura of sety withinon'e energetic field, at any given time. Place your altar as such NORTH WEST EAST SOUTH FOR ALL THAT EXISTS WITHIN REACH OF MY EYES AND EARS AND SO WITHIN, LIES MY BODY AND SOUL, LET ONLY THERE BE PEACE, LOVE TRANQUIITY, RESPECT, HOPE, HAPINESS, JOY, AND GREAT STRENGTH, SO THAT ALL I AM AND ALL I FIND IS BEAUTY, ART, SUCCESS, ABUNDANCE, WEALTH, FAITH, HEALTH, AND LIGHT, SO THAT ALL THE WORLD IS TO BE GREATER MADE FROM MY PRESENCE, WHICH WILL PASS INFINITEL THROUGHOUT ALL THAT I AM, ALL THAT I DO, AND ALL THAT I MAKE, AND ALL THAT I BECOME, A BEACON OF LOE AND LAUGTER,CREATION, AND EVOLUTION, THROUGHOUT ALL PLACES I INHABIT, AND ALL THINGS WHICH INHABIT TO EXIST THROUGH ME. AMEN (So mote it be) [and so it is done] WITH THANKS, I AM. Synthetic kick bass snare stick hit hard 963hz – 96.5hz Apache –Fuck Boy Got the whole squad doing whoop-whoops That's a good job, But i fucked up nah Gotta be a Rockstar I'm a God, God! deng Miley, What the fuck. wurly (durly) piano. Piano Chorch Chop2 Paradise. Feel like i”m winning a race ya ! I should go buy a race car pencil , no pen I'll erase ya my niggaz is fighting a race war sorry ! (Not) you started it (hah) I'll finish it (brah This ain't no nerf gun I'll make you nervous on Broadway. (NO!) This is a one-way Stay in your lane! Ride the wave, like SURFBOARD SURFBOARD This is my turf, hon I'll ake you walk in a rain storm. -31. -31. -31. Stirl it up like I'm Bob Marley Your curses can't hurt me! They called me up I'mma cat call you, I'm Johnny Bravo JOHNNY BRAVO Oooohhh, Mama! I'm JOHNNY DEPP I got laid At the oscars. Whats up. 311! SURFBORD -31! Shut up (bitch) Shut up (bitch Shut up (bitch) -31. They calling me JOhnny Bravo Bravo! I got a whole show On my oscars They called me a Shut up! (Bitch) 31 31. YOU FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND?! EVERYBOD FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND. CUT TO : BEFORE: RUSSELL BRAND Where is everyone? Ū :eyes …I'm everyone… RUSSELL BRAND –Right! :eyes [beat] So that I shall livevicaiously and victoriously in love through all great ones Who come before me, so that I shall inspire those who come after, In light, in loe, in art, in life, in music, in film, on stage, and off–to live and love wholly by the grace of all that be [EXCERPT FROM] [THE TV PEOPLE] [It is pouring rain; PATRICK has been following ESHA around after work in her daily outings, though for quite some time, only now making himself known.] PATRICK …Esha… ESHA –Patrick?! Did you follow me here? PATRICK Yes.. ESHA Why? PATRICK Esha– ESHA (knowingly) –Don't. PATRICK (CONT'D) I love you. ESHA Don't! PATRICK Well, I do. ESHA You know what, Patrick, stop it. PATRICK I can't. ESHA You can. You have to, actually, goddammit – Do you understand? PATRICK I don't understand, Esh… ESHA You are a bleeding heart. PATRICK –I'm a bleeding, bloody– Everything—-everything....! [He attempts to hold his wounded wrist against her own; she calmly but firmly removes his embrace, gripping him, before gently letting him go; his arms fall to his sides, freexing for a moment, then cluthing the collar of his partially open jacket; They are soaked.] ESHA That's not what I meant, Pat. BOOM. HEADSHOTS IN MY DMS BUNK BED THOUGHTS LIKE TWO AT A T-MS FUCK YOU COUGHS, STOP STEALING MY ™ s THIS PHOTO THOT IS CONFUSED AS THE DEMONS! YOU JUST TRYNA BE ME CAUSE YOU SEEN HIM 2 DROPS DOGBLOOD LEAK IN MY DREAMIN TOO MUC PROCESSED THOUHTS IN HYA SCHEMIN YOU'RE UNOROGINAL WORLD IS JUST ME AT THE EE-ND. We are not alike We are the same I know nothing about you But your name Apparently, I'm famous Now we made the game And keep on playing. Wtf. Dtf? Idk. Ū? lol Kk. rofl CUT BACK TO Lol wtf man This is THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS like In order. Lol Ok [THE TV PEOPLE] PATRICK What do you mean?! Stop speaking in metaphores! You're like a– ESHA Like a what? [beat] PATRICK (reflectively) Like a puzzle. I love puzzles. – PATRICK/ ESHA CONT'D (Simultaneosly) –you know that. –I know that. ESHA Look, Pat. This has to stop! PATRICK It can't stop. It doesn't stop. I'LL EXPOSE YOU ON OPRAH TAKE YOUR WHOLE NOTEBOOK ROLL, AND SMOKE ALL YOUR DOPE UP! CLOSE UP ALL YOUR CHAKRAS BEAT YOU, THEN CHOKE YA EAT YOU ALL UP LIKE A FRUIT ROLL UP! Jealosy Could never be a friend to me Vanity Could never be the end of me [The Enemy of my Enemy is Into Me; The Enemy of my Enemy is–] c o l o r s ft. C'cxell Soleïl Continuum Conundrum Loop3r [THE TV PEOPLE] ESHA It has to; for your own sake! Look at you, Pat. PATRICK Look at YOU! ESHA Me? I'm a ery low rung on this very high ladder–you know that; Or do you? Do you even realize how high up the ladder you are? PATRICK ..Too high up . ESHA At the top! PATRICK –Not the top. Almost… ESHA Exactly So why look so far below when your ‘almost' i something I can't even see? Damn. This shit gets deep. Yeah. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RITUAL III ‘The Beholder of The Eye' by The Eye of the Beholder rarity- A track inspired as a sonic interpretation of each stage at EDC As Seen on TV Happy Accidents, Ū, c o l o r s, TBA The Great Adventures of Uptown A Uptown A Project 3 Sunni Blu -the kidd -31. INZO– PATRICK Would you believe me at all If I told you that the ladder Was on it's side? ESHA Now you're speaking in metaphores. PATRICK Well, solve this puzzle, then– Where you are–I am. I'm no above you, I'm beside you– And if you look–not up, But right, You will see the top, And everything in between You'll see everything. ESHA Trust me– PATRICK –I do trust you. ESHA (CON'T) –I've seen enough. PATRICK Trust me–there's more. [THE TV PEOPLE] The questionable impulses and innate habits adding up to the lovable antics of a popular late night funny man land him in a seemingly downward spiral, and maybe even a whole new world of trouble. Action, Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy COPYRIGHT 2023, THE FESTIVAL PROJECT COPYRIGHT 2024 THE COMPLEX COLLEVTIVE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED [JIMMY FALLON (F) prepares to shoot himself in his office.] THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL IV PROSPERITY “A Call TO THe Candula” By The Keeper of The Keys Infinite and expasive wealth, income, prosperity, success, and abundance in all dimensionand reals of existence for the practitioner of this rtual; Ensures and quick windfall of both expected and unexpected lump sums of money in large amounts and quantities. Opens foors for new opportunities and growth, and creates the wholeness of financies, security. Allows for growth and expanse in success, accomplishments od goals and endeavors, and grants access to skills and talents within ones gie feild of choice. Find the Scene from Bobby where they trip LSD and end up naked to INITIALS from HAIR. Cell phone tripod Drea Catcher Essential Oils Mini Banana Breads Mini Boxes Tiny Mirrors head to Head Neck and Neck We Intertwined THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL V ‘For Your Consideration' By The Academy Immidiate recovery of all time, enery, and money lost–triple and quantiy all sums of– Uh oh. What happened. SUPACREE and CHRISTOPHER WALKEN are BIRTHDAY TWINS Thank You Gd For multiplying each dollar marked [Jimmy Fallon[ By my hand by one million US dollars, fo a starting total of Eight Million Dollars, Which I shall recieve immidiately. I will be a millionare this year, beginning on my birthday March 31, A day to be celebrated and enjoyed by all. Thank you Fod for the talent and strength, charisma, skill, and knowledge to Continue to rise in fame, status, and wealth, within the entertainment industry, as a musician, artist, writer, photofrapher, fillmaker, fashion designer, author, poet, dancer, singer, and actress; Thank you for suppluing endless wealth, abundance, income, success, financial freedom, and monetary gain. I ask humbly and thank you for providing these funds, as I am certain this tie will be full of income, profit, great opportunities, lots of money, [ower, resect, and endless growth in business, With great success. Please and thank you for multiplying these $20 immmediately by at least Three times each, so that with each twenty dollars, I earn $60, to multiply ths profit exponentially. Thank you for your continued protetion from my abusers, for shielding me from toxicity and mistrst, and proteting my most valued allies, friends, family, and peers. Amen. Do you think it'll work? [CHRISTOPHER WALKEN shrugs, placing his hood back atop his head, sweeping his long robe from the ground, as he holds the lantern over the alter] [CLOUDONE] Cocaina, Migos All Along The Watchtower, Jimi Hindrix Just around The Riverbend, Pocahontas I need A Doctor, Eminem, Dre. [I AM WEALTHY] Look, You don't kick the horse, Jjust because it won't ley Prickly Pear Waffles Taking my driver's test in a G-Wagon All my Best friends I was down in the W's I was down at the W I was down in the W's (Huh.) {F. R. I. E. N. D. S. Mix} The DJs are playing lazer tag– pew-pew –but like– forreal, though. [THE TV PEOPLE] Lol Esha's Rock garden. MAYA RUDOLPH The scientist, however, not mad, But a genius, who practicies “Alternative medicine” What is this. It's my penis. *squints* {nods} “The Secret President” (Of The Network) MAYA party lines members of THE IMPENATRABLE TEN. Hey guys. Hey. Hi. Do you want to like… *squints* Come over, or something? … For some reason, yes , actually. MAYA yes? yes , actually. I am your mind I am I am your eye I am I am your time I am I am you sign I am {FACTORY 93} One time, I went out to Norf Car'lina (One Time) On time Cousin went out to Atlanta (One time) (-31) One time, I learnt to play piano (One time) One time, I forgot to wea Pajamas (31) One time, I forgot to turn the lights on (one time) One time, I woke up and started shining (One time) One time, Oh my God! Yeah– What– Woah. What!? One time– -31. I'm the Jesus Christ of all saints hospital A dumb doctor Rodger that, rabbit Or just {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT c. 2018 - 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Now my days are shattered My heart is scattered Around down, Fowl feathers of the night owl Dancing in my head In given nightgowns Right now Put the candle out Put the light on Every night, I'm gone Wandering around In the eye of the camera, My orb Falcon turned to black panther I prance around in a dance robe Like a disaster Put it out there, Just so I can't go back Pass the cake Pass the butter Pass the late night hatred Pass away the day praying For the faithless And their fake friends, but I digress Once the cameras are rolling A job's to be done For the funny men of us Are undercover Dressing up the dead And most disgusting sinister The winded wonder bread apostles I am a robot god I am born again in acid rain Something changed me Here's to the late night I hope he hates me —I hope I'm right, at least I hate being right— But I'm always right. Right hand over my bathroom counter Stacked up attacks on the Muslims But I love em Or I want to Hot tub The doctor Don't worry, loser Viewerships down to two downloads According to the numbers My demographic is faggots and players of forenig I have a habit for magic Addiction to alphas, You know? I'm a God I'm a robot I was washed in the acid rain —- Take the back of my neck like an animal Yes sir Put my hair in your hands Pull me back, Like an animal Up the ante Up in the air is my ass In a past life I had to have you Now I stand I higher grounds I'm higher now Coming up next A deeper addiction Coming up next A deeper dicking John Wiccan Coming up next Change the channel, coming over Move em up The winners circle Then move over. I lit a candle for another lover A real one , With a body and mind The tide of my soul wants to know you Behold, way below deck Deep dick Imm in deep shit now Way below the belt Blow all my hole on the dope fiend Do you want to know me A piñata full of chocolate Ive got a new list And you're not on it Aagain with this Again with the What's in my head It's a letter said Never forget this Forget this Forget this Tell me how to be like this To get a man like that To get a real deep dick That's way below deck I should settle for less Just to get my head better Some medical man Or some meth Just to finish this project I could protect a protector with holes in his pockets, The proctor The trophy, Two daughters And another one Here's goes the show I'm way too old for this I just need one good Fred Again Who knows how to hide he's a man But conspired Admirers, You know what it is? A deep dick, man Way, below deck Way below the belt Get ahold of him Ring the phone again I been calling on Collin Coleen is more polished It's brother sister sameness, Same mess for the colonizer White on white is Right on right I'm just behind you Way under the bridge Belt around my head to make it better I'll see you in heaven Out of Manhattan Where trash is the precipice Never better Bodies in perfection Where it went And where it goes again I'll see you then So apparently— Shh Wrong document great! Now we gotta figure out why apparently— [JENNIFER ANNISTON has a vendetta against JIMMY FALLON] What. For WHAT?! Idk, what did you do to this bitch? What did I say?! What did you do?! JENNIFER ANNISTON I'm not finished with you, yet! WHAT? I don't know. Apparently, Goddammit. Wait. What. So he's a genius, right? Yeah, I guess. Which means he's like—socially inept in some kind of way…. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Flashback: Like: the 90's, or whatever. …are you turning me down? Wait. So I just shapeshifted into J-Lo Before. Hello. hello: Yeah. We could have done it. Ew. But we didn't. Ew. I mean: Cut back to: Nobody turns me down! Not even me! Alright. There's something off about that dude. Maybe he's gay… Hm. He not gay. He very not gay. Hm. See, I knew it. He's a good guy! [REDACTED] He's a MONSTER! He's an ANIMAL. WOOOOOOOOOOF . Oh man, that guy is a WOOF. I'm a DOG. Skrillex? I'm a dog Heeeeeeeeeeee Baby Heeeeeeeeee Damn, this fools got a whole list of celebrity ass bitches —a list celebrity. CUT BACK TO I'M SUPER HOT. Hmhm. I know. Listen. Okay, Jennifer Aniston. Are you trying to fuck Jimmy Fallon?! NO! Okay, good. God no. That's— Wait, why NOT?! —I need way more than a million dollars. I knew it! It's about the money. It's actually not about the money. Wait, no, it's not? No. …then what is it? Yo. Okay, so Everybody likes his genetics. And I mean like FUCK IT, I WANT HIM. This one. I want this one! Right here. ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM. Okay, imm not supposed to tell you this but— What. I'm— JOHNNY CARSON LOOK AT ME. Ah, well, alright TAG, YOURE IT. DAMN, you're good. Okay, I'm stoned. Damn. I got a boner. Cool. JLO look at me . I see you. You do see me. You know why? …yes. I am a-list. I get that. That's priority level ho status. Uhhh—- Ben affleck. That's real?! Some other guy— This guy. Wait, But that Fallon motherfucker?! [Redacted] He turned me down! Hey, so, uh— No thanks. WHAT. *shrugs. * BITCH. Look, okay, I'm not touching this. Why NOT, His WIFE is CUTE. Dawwwe. Gangsta. Oh, no, you know what?! What? You're gonna write this— And you're gonna like it. Pass. PASS?! Yes. I am not going to attack Fallon. ATTACK. THINK OF THE KIDZZZZZZ. That is a nice midlife crisis. Yikes. Aaaaaahhh. Wow. What happened. I shifted Fallon. And then wa— I think I died. I'm dying. I'm dying. You're probably right. My right to write this Is your right to remain a public figure For this cyclical fan fiction I suck dicks for a living And inhale tlevision Schizophrenic sickness Illuminati, predictive Programmings I'm so spamming These hoes Hoping I slit writsts (Only my own though) So Most of the late night guys are Conviniently enough Irish In some way or another Probably because Predictive programming targets the demographic of Somewhat You know what?! Nevermind, I'm not writing this. I get it though. I think they're hiding something. Are you sure he's not even just a little Asian. Positive. Or like, adopted. No. Are you sure? I mean, for the the most part— They would never allow a— I mean— Just water it down host by host, Until the racists are too old To care who replaces him. Shiny. He is shiny. Yeah, um— Let's just face it; Either this dude Is the most perfect man ever Or he's secretly getting laid every week. What's so secret about None of these things. [redacted] Look, there's nothing protecting me from a malicious system, there's nothing protecting you from me writing about you; But hey, at least I'm staying away from The Rock For my own sake This equinox doesn't even have fucking free weights What the fuck! I need a break, What does that mean? The entertainment industry's been Using me for years At some point realizing My infinite creativity Comes from my Inability to have Actually Every really been Loved So. So. No love, then. Seems like it. What about these? Look. I like WHITE DUDES. WHIIIIIIITE. Not brown Not black Not slanted Not Asian, really? UGH. The only reason— —well, not the only reason— I even hated him in the first place is because he WAS so attractive He's breaking 4th wall! Again! Quit breaking character! I am. Stop it. Fuck you, Fallon. —that he just seemed like a douchebag. —is a douchbag! Always trust your gut. There's nothing—and I mean NOTHING that would make me pull up an episode of SNL with fucking FALLON in it. FUCKING FALLON! GODDAMMIT, Dude, let's just think back to a time before OOH. COLORS. THE COLORS. OH. FUCK. Yo dude. Fallon just kind of— Was everywhere for awhile, wasn't he? Yeah..: Yeah. For like, no reason. No reason at all. Yeah. He was just Everywhere I went Everything I saw On everywhere I was GODDAMMIT, For like FIVE YEARS, bro. That's nuts. This is nuts. This is famous. W What. How did he get that famous? Let me in. No, LET ME IN. NO. LET ME OUT. Can't. LET ME OUT OR I'll KILL YOU. Kill me. I don't care. What: I think I scared that man. He had a knife to my throat, and I thought I was done for; I might as well have been. I was homeless, penniless, trapped in North Carolina with nothing at all, no phone, and nobody at all that knew where I was. Nobody at all. I looked him in the eye, Dead on And I told him “Just do it.” Now tell me again what's wrong with me. I— Right. Stay in your lane. Wear your little blue fucking suit, your dress shoes, smile for the camera— And shut the fuck up. Cause if anybody's gonna kill me— It's gonna be me. N sync, it's gonna be me. GODDAMMIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. NOT NOW. Why not WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT No, we are not. Take it away, boys. So you wouldn't date— After Britney, bro? Awhs. Even if he wasn't married, I was too young for him—but not really— Something in me met in the middle and collided for my attribution to mora decency as if it were anything more than a plot line bustling in my head; and even that was arousing—Patrick and Esha were lovers, so passionate an star crossed that it was hard not to imagine them as I had first saw them//as us, but in a different world, a different lifetime; a love drawn so shaken with a kiss that shattered me, with visions of grief ingrained in my mortal being, and though somewhere he, this Fallon had captured my heart, these were all just actors, mere players upon a stage in which I had no business being on, or searching for; the whole world was in my head. Fuck it, I'm useless. I'm going go back to being useless, then. An idling motif at the end of the block reminded me, I would never be safe or loved again. This was the end of days, and the end of my days, and I only hoped to one day soon be relieved of life itself… [Tales of a Superstar DJ] Once Prosperous to throw the stone asunder Glisten whispers of water Tears of all tears Of time to the altar, For follow for fellow– A felon of antigone, Grace, with shed a tattered tail o flew with feathered Phonix hath feared, forshadowed not, agreed upon, Hoever was, the velvet woven path of us, So honored in her fortress of the trees electromagnetisim robot - mitzvah -31. [As Seen on TV] Stage 9 - Married with Children, I thnk synonyms - a- side antonyms - (B-side) whoever Lentiles Anaheim Peppers Beets “Neo House” For what a withered want would call An honor fortunes fure, gloridied wherein in shadows ast upo flfetions the recate encantment foreward come the One who waits Believing darkness his fate Thank you God, I love you -Blū. DANE COOK Arrives RIGHT ON TIME WTF is THIS. AGAIN. Oh–NO. AM I IN A MOVIE? Ahem… Amen. ILLUMMIIINNAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! (lol) JOHNNY DEPP I had the most terrible dream this morning HEWEY LEWIS (reading the news) What was it? [LEWIS + CLARK] [copy + paste] JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) I was just HEWEY LEWIS ? JOHNNY DEPP –very– briefly– HEWEY LEWIS Spit it out. JOHNNY DEPP Sober. [beat] HEWEY LEWIS Is that it? JOHNNY DEPP (shrugging, wide-eyed) **face ** Look kid, shit or get off the pot! Not on purpose… But with (always with) GOD You know why I love mormons? Cause the fake straight marriages in the alligience of procreation. That's it. That's amazing, though. To be entirely homosexual–and still marry a member of the opposite sex Just to have kids! WHAT? That's incredible. [The TV People] Katherine Learns of PAt's indedelity and stays quiet about it; She then seduces Paul Peters, and later admits this to Patrick out of guilt. Patrick then uses his pull within the network to have Pau drugged during a large banquet, forcing him to retire to his suite at the hotel early–Patrick then seduces his wife, Linda. Upon leaving the tryst, then run into Paul and Linda's 30-year-old daighter–Linda hurriedly covers for their being seen together, and Patrick uses this as a means to unassumingly seduce her daughter approaching her after the banquet and romancing her quietly, after which his seduction of her is successful, she mentions that her younger sister has always been a huge fan of his, and that she'll be iin town for the weekend–he then uses this information to seduce her younger sister, allowing the older of the two daughters to find out–they begin arguing, and as Linda passes by she overhears the two arguing, angry with Patrick for having decieved her and seducing all three women in the family–Humiliated, She lashes out at Patrick by outinng her daughters to her husband; Confused and realizing that his sudden illness at the banquet was probabl caused by Patrick all along, he begins to panic, going into an acute cardiac arrest and clutching his chest in pain as the result of this quite literal heart attack; He realizes that her obvious anger at the suface is due to the hidden truth that she, too, has been seduced by Patrick; He loses conciousness, and is rushed away to the hospital, his daighters and wife still bickering, but rescued at the very last moment by his youngest, his son Jasper. Later, Patrick visits him in the hospital with ample blackmail and an agreeement, which includes his resignation letter from the company, as a forfiture of his association with The Network, and numerous non-disclosures. He agrees, realizing Patrick's power and pull within The Network is a threat to his life, and family. Patrick's remaining love and trust for Katherine diminishes, and his affairs become less meaningless, as he begins seeking bonds and partnerships outside of his marriage, however maintaining his composure, and even accepting Katherin's pleas for forgiveness. Nobody wants to touch this project. –well, wy not? Because, she's dangerous! –there's blood all over this! –it's cursed blood. the oath (that guy, from 30 rock) Jay something– i think (he plays josh) I'll write it. The omen. the sacrifice. It's over. Don't do this, Jim I have to! It's my only way out of this. You have my eyes on. Why Because. I probably like them, or something. That's my song. And that's my son. All my crosses John Paul “For The Birds” 30 ____ What happened? IT just turned off Turn it ON. We can't! Jesus took the wheel. On all m crosses On all my stars On all my curses On all my Gods Erase M Hexes Remove My Bonds Return my Love Protect My Rick -The God of the Rck. -The Walk from The Plaza A Novel It was a long walk back to Boston Buut the long journey Had just begun [This is The Hook] I'm dead. Well, i'm a monster. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, I I am PEACE I am LOVE ‘The Pentacles” by The Ace of Wands Contrary to its name, this ritual, dressed as a pelll, adresses to reverse to debilitating effects of a malpracticians curse of black magic, witchcraft, altered Shamanism (to kill or harm rather than to heal), Voodoo, Hexes, Curses, bindings, demonology and Chaos MAgic, or ay magic and or magick with ill intentioned power harmful to the enchaned which may damage them for any given cause with negative effects, or intention. This ritual uses 9 Candles, and is meant to reverse all toxic presenses, repel vilont and putried energies and/or enemies, vanish demons and negative or unwanted lower vibrational energies and dimisih the sender of all harmful intentions of his or her will to hurt, creae gain from the persecution of his or her target, enemy, or subjet, stripping the attacker or abuser of ther power to create, alter or perform all magical tasks, enter higher realms of consiousness, or to make or create energetic bonds, essentially stripping this person (the attacker or abuser) o their ability to further practive any skill or artform within the occult sciences or magical realms; Therefore expelling this evil from any of its intended pathways, and returning it t it's sender, the attacker r abuseer, dismantling the intentions set by the malpracticioner of such, for the harm placed onto its target to amplify, not in retalalitation, however, but as a reflection and concloerate of energy as it will continue to grow in it's path back to the original sender, therefore the ill intention, pain, and or death caused by the misuse or malpractition of such magic immorally or otherwise. This ritual restores it's practitione' ability and will to love beyond boundary, bondage, or servitude within any and all realms, and will remder the original attacker, abuser, or enemy thereby unamee , out of focus, and bonded eternally to the mortal realms; Immortality becomes hereby unattainable, and this evil energy is therefore never to be recycled. All posessions, beings, and objects encanted with this evil spirit or energy are then returned to their normal state. ENLIGHTENMENT All demons used to carry out specific tasks and demolisions within the attacker's amnifestation of evil intention are therefore destroyed; All energies used to dismantle and harm can no longer remain intact, and any residual energy amplified may only hurt, harm, or kill the original attacker. This ritual need not be repeated, as it is set with intention in the assertation of positivity and higher coniousness, to ward off all evil, whether magical or sociao-ppolitical, humanitarian, or otherwise–the intentional creation of harm or heard to another by deadly or harmful force returnsto the attacker, the amplification imminent, not amplified by the spell or ritual it'self, but the energy's velocity within the distance at which it must return to it's sender–the attacker, or abuser. (The hatred and damage will richochet.) Set your true and humble intentions with ink onto pape fold thrice, ad place in the center of your altar. Seal a circle of protetion with your desired symbol or sigil for protection, or multiple of your choosing. Carve your markers with positive, loving intentions. Do not use negative energy to encant your markers or candles. ENCANTMENT: OPEN MY EYES SO THAT I MAY SEE YOU OPEN MY MIND SO THAT I MAY KNOW YOU OPEN MY HEART, SO THAT I BECOME YOU LOVE RELEASE ME FROM ALL HARMFUL TIES THAT BIND STO SEEK TRUTH BEYOND LIGHT SO THAT I MAY BECOME AND RISE ABOVE ALL THAT IS KNOWN TO BEGIN AGAIn WHICH YET UNKNOWN AMEN (AND SO I AM ; SO MOTE IT BE, AND SO IT IS [EBCGABGN+TNEBT =] I'mma just leave that there, but what I meant to say was ENCHANTMENT Which is the adult sequel to ENCHANTED. Which i'm pretty sure was Disney, So idk how to get away with that at all. TINA FEY What's this space. The blackbox. nice . Ca-ching! I got my eye on you (Ū) My ion You are in my eyes You are in my light You are in my life The star that shines, For a reason recently At any given time Day or night Rain or shine [Protective Action Sequence Initiated] I did NOT “OOPS” 3 times! And I only purpled once! LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RItual II “Provocotive Nonchalonce” Lol “Nonchaloncé” I love her so much. This ritual/spell shields its castig agent with a seal of positive enlightenment, guarded by truth, tranquility, peace, and light–this rtua will remove any and all intended negative incantations, repels unwanted entitites, negativity, and evil spirits, and reverses any intention of harm, hatred, punishment, or intent to kill or control in any way its caster or practitioner. This frees the performer of the preformer of this ritual from harm, and places the vibration of the practiontioner above any harmful vibrational voids, disturbances toxicity, pain, foul play, and out of the reach o any and all of thosse who intent, which, think, gain value from, and;or speak, write, or percieve back liuck, ill will, inequality, unjust actions against, or the pollution of energy., take action toward intrusive thought, or psychick attack; This shielf also protets rom misuse of the given name, attack on the soi or spirit, and will dismantle thoghts, wods, and actions taken against the joyful and wtf PAIGE THE PAGE wtf is this KENNETH LIZ LEMON KENNETH put you up to this, didn't he?! He didn't! He didn't! –peaceful, enjyable fufullment of one's hopes, dreams, positive energy, prpose, and dutie, with respect to its practitioner as a ritual protection, for great abundance in all things one wishes to achieve in waking life, and ties beyond the boundaries of all realms and dimensions, concious and unsoncious* lol Unconcious! COME! I'm guessing it's just UNSONICIOUS. [defintiion: soncially unpleasant, in some or any way] Wow, the greeks again. I guess. –Consious and unconsious– LEO DICAPRIO MATT DAMON [ENTER THROUGH THE EXIT] {Enter The multiverse} Welcome to New York! lol the entrance IS the exit R e v o l v e r We gotta get back there! Yes. But first ALI You must see this. JET You must to see this, to. MATT DAMON goes to BELLA PIZZA in the small and desolate truck-stop interstate town of MESQUITE, NEVADA PIZZA PORTAL I went from DKNY To BKNY b2K can kills my JZ ENVY my IVY league Sen PAI SEND PIE For this guy, please! He just did THinking to get This high Ride This bike Right to sleep Try this Cry-CyLCLE Keep writing –infinite, to reate an aura of sety withinon'e energetic field, at any given time. Place your altar as such NORTH WEST EAST SOUTH FOR ALL THAT EXISTS WITHIN REACH OF MY EYES AND EARS AND SO WITHIN, LIES MY BODY AND SOUL, LET ONLY THERE BE PEACE, LOVE TRANQUIITY, RESPECT, HOPE, HAPINESS, JOY, AND GREAT STRENGTH, SO THAT ALL I AM AND ALL I FIND IS BEAUTY, ART, SUCCESS, ABUNDANCE, WEALTH, FAITH, HEALTH, AND LIGHT, SO THAT ALL THE WORLD IS TO BE GREATER MADE FROM MY PRESENCE, WHICH WILL PASS INFINITEL THROUGHOUT ALL THAT I AM, ALL THAT I DO, AND ALL THAT I MAKE, AND ALL THAT I BECOME, A BEACON OF LOE AND LAUGTER,CREATION, AND EVOLUTION, THROUGHOUT ALL PLACES I INHABIT, AND ALL THINGS WHICH INHABIT TO EXIST THROUGH ME. AMEN (So mote it be) [and so it is done] WITH THANKS, I AM. Synthetic kick bass snare stick hit hard 963hz – 96.5hz Apache –Fuck Boy Got the whole squad doing whoop-whoops That's a good job, But i fucked up nah Gotta be a Rockstar I'm a God, God! deng Miley, What the fuck. wurly (durly) piano. Piano Chorch Chop2 Paradise. Feel like i”m winning a race ya ! I should go buy a race car pencil , no pen I'll erase ya my niggaz is fighting a race war sorry ! (Not) you started it (hah) I'll finish it (brah This ain't no nerf gun I'll make you nervous on Broadway. (NO!) This is a one-way Stay in your lane! Ride the wave, like SURFBOARD SURFBOARD This is my turf, hon I'll ake you walk in a rain storm. -31. -31. -31. Stirl it up like I'm Bob Marley Your curses can't hurt me! They called me up I'mma cat call you, I'm Johnny Bravo JOHNNY BRAVO Oooohhh, Mama! I'm JOHNNY DEPP I got laid At the oscars. Whats up. 311! SURFBORD -31! Shut up (bitch) Shut up (bitch Shut up (bitch) -31. They calling me JOhnny Bravo Bravo! I got a whole show On my oscars They called me a Shut up! (Bitch) 31 31. YOU FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND?! EVERYBOD FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND. CUT TO : BEFORE: RUSSELL BRAND Where is everyone? Ū :eyes …I'm everyone… RUSSELL BRAND –Right! :eyes [beat] So that I shall livevicaiously and victoriously in love through all great ones Who come before me, so that I shall inspire those who come after, In light, in loe, in art, in life, in music, in film, on stage, and off–to live and love wholly by the grace of all that be [EXCERPT FROM] [THE TV PEOPLE] [It is pouring rain; PATRICK has been following ESHA around after work in her daily outings, though for quite some time, only now making himself known.] PATRICK …Esha… ESHA –Patrick?! Did you follow me here? PATRICK Yes.. ESHA Why? PATRICK Esha– ESHA (knowingly) –Don't. PATRICK (CONT'D) I love you. ESHA Don't! PATRICK Well, I do. ESHA You know what, Patrick, stop it. PATRICK I can't. ESHA You can. You have to, actually, goddammit – Do you understand? PATRICK I don't understand, Esh… ESHA You are a bleeding heart. PATRICK –I'm a bleeding, bloody– Everything—-everything....! [He attempts to hold his wounded wrist against her own; she calmly but firmly removes his embrace, gripping him, before gently letting him go; his arms fall to his sides, freexing for a moment, then cluthing the collar of his partially open jacket; They are soaked.] ESHA That's not what I meant, Pat. BOOM. HEADSHOTS IN MY DMS BUNK BED THOUGHTS LIKE TWO AT A T-MS FUCK YOU COUGHS, STOP STEALING MY ™ s THIS PHOTO THOT IS CONFUSED AS THE DEMONS! YOU JUST TRYNA BE ME CAUSE YOU SEEN HIM 2 DROPS DOGBLOOD LEAK IN MY DREAMIN TOO MUC PROCESSED THOUHTS IN HYA SCHEMIN YOU'RE UNOROGINAL WORLD IS JUST ME AT THE EE-ND. We are not alike We are the same I know nothing about you But your name Apparently, I'm famous Now we made the game And keep on playing. Wtf. Dtf? Idk. Ū? lol Kk. rofl CUT BACK TO Lol wtf man This is THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS like In order. Lol Ok [THE TV PEOPLE] PATRICK What do you mean?! Stop speaking in metaphores! You're like a– ESHA Like a what? [beat] PATRICK (reflectively) Like a puzzle. I love puzzles. – PATRICK/ ESHA CONT'D (Simultaneosly) –you know that. –I know that. ESHA Look, Pat. This has to stop! PATRICK It can't stop. It doesn't stop. I'LL EXPOSE YOU ON OPRAH TAKE YOUR WHOLE NOTEBOOK ROLL, AND SMOKE ALL YOUR DOPE UP! CLOSE UP ALL YOUR CHAKRAS BEAT YOU, THEN CHOKE YA EAT YOU ALL UP LIKE A FRUIT ROLL UP! Jealosy Could never be a friend to me Vanity Could never be the end of me [The Enemy of my Enemy is Into Me; The Enemy of my Enemy is–] c o l o r s ft. C'cxell Soleïl Continuum Conundrum Loop3r [THE TV PEOPLE] ESHA It has to; for your own sake! Look at you, Pat. PATRICK Look at YOU! ESHA Me? I'm a ery low rung on this very high ladder–you know that; Or do you? Do you even realize how high up the ladder you are? PATRICK ..Too high up . ESHA At the top! PATRICK –Not the top. Almost… ESHA Exactly So why look so far below when your ‘almost' i something I can't even see? Damn. This shit gets deep. Yeah. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RITUAL III ‘The Beholder of The Eye' by The Eye of the Beholder rarity- A track inspired as a sonic interpretation of each stage at EDC As Seen on TV Happy Accidents, Ū, c o l o r s, TBA The Great Adventures of Uptown A Uptown A Project 3 Sunni Blu -the kidd -31. INZO– PATRICK Would you believe me at all If I told you that the ladder Was on it's side? ESHA Now you're speaking in metaphores. PATRICK Well, solve this puzzle, then– Where you are–I am. I'm no above you, I'm beside you– And if you look–not up, But right, You will see the top, And everything in between You'll see everything. ESHA Trust me– PATRICK –I do trust you. ESHA (CON'T) –I've seen enough. PATRICK Trust me–there's more. [THE TV PEOPLE] The questionable impulses and innate habits adding up to the lovable antics of a popular late night funny man land him in a seemingly downward spiral, and maybe even a whole new world of trouble. Action, Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy COPYRIGHT 2023, THE FESTIVAL PROJECT COPYRIGHT 2024 THE COMPLEX COLLEVTIVE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED [JIMMY FALLON (F) prepares to shoot himself in his office.] THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL IV PROSPERITY “A Call TO THe Candula” By The Keeper of The Keys Infinite and expasive wealth, income, prosperity, success, and abundance in all dimensionand reals of existence for the practitioner of this rtual; Ensures and quick windfall of both expected and unexpected lump sums of money in large amounts and quantities. Opens foors for new opportunities and growth, and creates the wholeness of financies, security. Allows for growth and expanse in success, accomplishments od goals and endeavors, and grants access to skills and talents within ones gie feild of choice. Find the Scene from Bobby where they trip LSD and end up naked to INITIALS from HAIR. Cell phone tripod Drea Catcher Essential Oils Mini Banana Breads Mini Boxes Tiny Mirrors head to Head Neck and Neck We Intertwined THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL V ‘For Your Consideration' By The Academy Immidiate recovery of all time, enery, and money lost–triple and quantiy all sums of– Uh oh. What happened. SUPACREE and CHRISTOPHER WALKEN are BIRTHDAY TWINS Thank You Gd For multiplying each dollar marked [Jimmy Fallon[ By my hand by one million US dollars, fo a starting total of Eight Million Dollars, Which I shall recieve immidiately. I will be a millionare this year, beginning on my birthday March 31, A day to be celebrated and enjoyed by all. 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It's Lisa Bilyeu here with another AMAZING episode of Women of Impact that's going to blow your mind! Now, today's guest has scanned over 250,000 brains (and counting) in his career and is considered a cutting-edge, world renowned brain expert – it's Dr. Daniel Amen.   And in this interview, Dr. Amen is answering ALLLLL your questions about the brain and the biggest differences between the sexes.  And while one isn't better than the other, there are some BIG differences in the brains of men and women, and they actually explain a lottttt of the challenges and problems we face in our romantic relationships!! But when we understand our strengths and our challenges, we have the power to DO something about it! Lets stop looking at each other like we are different species and lets start understanding each other!  In this episode, we go DEEP into:  - the differences between the male brain and the female brain, and the strengths and challenges of each  - the differences in how we see love, romance and betrayal  - WHY do men cheat more than women  - WHAT specifically about men's brains makes them more likely to cheat - what YOU can do to actually override the weaknesses in his brain - and soooo many other nuggets of wisdom from Dr. Amen   So if you want to be a badass and feel invincible in any journey you choose to take, then LISTEN CLOSE to this episode so you can stop comparing yourself to your male counterpart and start taking care of that wonderful female brain of yours!  We all have the power to change our brains and live AMAZING lives, and this information will help you get there. Follow Dr. Amen: Website: https://danielamenmd.com/ Clinics: https://www.amenclinics.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/doc_amen/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdHz-vi0JIugmscU_CkUxUQ Pre-Order “Raising Mentally Strong Kids”: https://danielamenmd.com/raising-mentally-strong-kids/ Follow Me, Lisa Bilyeu:  Website: https://www.radicalconfidence.com/  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lisabilyeu/  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisabilyeu  X: https://twitter.com/lisabilyeu  If you want to dive deeper into my content, search through every episode, find specific topics I've covered, and ask me questions. Go to my Dexa page: https://dexa.ai/lisabilyeu  Themes: Confidence, Relationships, Business, Mental Health, Self-Improvement SPONSORS: If you purchase an item using these affiliate links, Impact Theory may receive a commission. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/lisa now to grow your business–no matter what stage you're in. Sign up at https://lastbottlewines.com, use code LISA to save 10%, and find out why Last Bottle is the most fun way to discover and buy amazing wine.  This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/women and get on your way to being your best self! Get a free 30-day Alo Moves subscription by going to https://alomoves.com and use code WOI30. Go to https://tryviome.com/LISA and use code LISA to get 20% off your first 3 months, and take control of your gut health today! Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase by going to https://drinkAG1.com/lisa. ***CALLING ALL BADASSES!*** If you really want to level up your confidence game, check out the WOMEN OF IMPACT SUBSCRIPTION, specially designed to turn you into the badass you were born to be!  *New episodes delivered ad-free, EXCLUSIVE access to hundreds of archived Women of Impact episodes, and so much more!* Don't settle for mediocrity when you can be extraordinary! *****Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/457ebrP***** Subscribe on all other platforms (Google Podcasts, Spotify, Castro, Downcast, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Podcast Addict, Podcast Republic, Podkicker, and more) : https://impacttheorynetwork.supercast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I greet you in Jesus' precious name! It is Thursday morning, the 24th of November, 2022, and this is your friend, Angus Buchan, with a thought for today. “Blessed be the Lord God of IsraelFrom everlasting to everlasting!And let all the people say, “Amen!”Praise the Lord!”Psalm 106:48“Amen” means “so be it”. It means many other things too. It means, “we agree”, “let it happen”, and “unity amongst the folk.” It clears the air. I have read that even the devil and his demons must flee when God's people agree together on a statement which brings glory to the name of Jesus.When you hear tens of thousands of men proclaiming and agreeing that Jesus is Lord, it makes the very hair on your arms stand up. I even heard that a school rugby team had adopted “Amen!” as their war cry before they commenced their rugby match, but please, don't use the word thoughtlessly. You see, it means “Lord Jesus, I have confidence in You that what I have asked will happen.” That is why at the end of a prayer we say, “Amen.” At the Mighty Men Conference meeting that we had at Shalom farm in 2010, when over 400,000 men shouted, “Amen” they could hear the echo miles away they told us.One man, when being interviewed by a television company and asked why he had come, he answered, “I came because I wanted to hear the Mighty Men “Amen” call for myself."Go out today, tell people about Jesus and don't be afraid to say, “Amen” - So be it!God bless you and have a wonderful day.Goodbye.

To him be glory in the church and in Christ Jesus throughout all generations, for ever and ever! Amen. — Ephesians 3:21 As we come to the end of our month-long focus on the Apostles' Creed, it's appropriate to wrap up with the closing word “Amen.” There's nothing magical about the creed as a statement of the Christian faith. It's not an incantation or a mantra to be said again and again for protection or for gaining some benefit. Based on the Bible's teaching shared with us by Christ's apostles, the creed's clear yet eloquent statements help us remember the truths that Christians have learned and said together for nearly 2,000 years. So in that respect, it's worthwhile to say the creed again and again. Further, the Apostles' Creed does not directly teach us in how to live out our faith ­every day. But this short summary provides an unshakable foundation for building vibrant churches and shaping godly lives that center on the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. These truths help to shape and guide our thoughts and actions so that we faithfully proclaim who God is and who we are as his people serving him in the world. As Paul closes his prayer of praise in Ephesians with “Amen”—the little Hebrew word meaning “So be it”—so the Apostles' Creed ends on the same note. At the conclusion of this confession about God we appropriately say together, “Amen (‘So be it').” Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, grant us wisdom, strength, and courage to live faithfully and to proclaim your goodness to all the earth until Jesus comes again. Amen.

LIFE AFTER SAYING AMEN   (A life devoted to things is a dead life, a stump; a God shaped life is a flourishing tree.  Proverbs 11:28 MSG)  For many people, “Amen” actually means full stop.  (Dis nou klaar.) “Amen” we have had church, now I can go and do my own things. – I have done my part – God’s happy I showed up watched and listened to the sermon; I’ve read a scripture and said a prayer. The word “Amen” in Hebrew = “AMAN” To be firm To be faithful To trust or believe To be true Long continuance (voortdurend)(sonder ophou) Steadfast So be it II Corinthians 1:20 (KJV): - All the promises of God in Him are Yes and in Him Amen. Note: - There are more than 30 000 recorded promises in the Bible and God has not broken a single one of them – “they still for today” in 2020. What is God saying to us in this scripture: - My promises to you are – Firm and cannot shake Faithful and will always come to pass Trust it, believe it – You can stake your life on it. It’s TRUE – I will do what I say Long continuance (sonder ophou) - It will never end Steadfast – The foundation is solid you can build on it. So be it – they have been released. Life after saying “Amen” What are you actually saying when you say “AMEN”? “So be it” Lord I will commit to this life. I now stand firm I will be faithful I will trust and believe I will walk in the truth I will endure to the end no matter what I will be steadfast and do all I can, not to live a shaky compromised life. I will be obedient, enthusiastic and effective – my life does count. When you have said amen, life starts – not stops. Matthew 6:33 (NIV) – But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. AMEN is an action word.  It calls for obedience. Many of God’s dear children stop their spiritual disciplines When (1) A crisis hits them (2) Trials come and temptation and difficulties and problems come (3) And life seems to get beyond them. Many stop praying and meditating on God’s word. There are Spiritual disciplines that we should, Keep on – keeping on Keep your prayer life going. Don’t stop reading God’s word. Don’t stop – connecting to church on line church, Keep working through the home cell notes as a family, stay prayerful Do your utmost to not break with the routine that has been helping you Grow in the Grace of Jesus. God doesn’t owe us an explanation or a reason for everything He asks us to do. I always say understanding can wait – Obedience can’t. We may not understand our present crises or circumstances Instant obedience will teach you and I more about God – than a life time of bible discussion and sermons. In fact, you will never understand some of the commands – until you obey them first. Partial obedience is disobedience (bietjie gerhoorsaamheid = ongehoorsaamheid) James 2:24 We please God by what “we do” and not only by what we believe (“obedience”). It’s about your belief in action. Why is obedience so pleasing to God – because it shows and proves that we love Him. John 14:15 If you love Me, you will obey My commandments. The 1st purpose of our life is to please God. That is what we were created for. Ephesians 5:10 And try to learn (in your experience) what is pleasing to the Lord (let your lives be constant proofs of what is most acceptable to Him). In other words, once you have said “Amen” you then begin to live in such a way – That’s obedient and pleasing to your heavenly father. And that your life counts and positively influences a lost world out there. Let me ask you this: - after you have said “Amen” What becomes of your life? What are you building your life around? Is it really God and His ways Or is it something else. Psalm 119:19 I am here on earth for just a little while. Life is too short to make the wrong decisions. God has an awesome plan for everyone of those who choose Him. God was thinking of you long before you ever thought about Him. Isaiah 44:2A (Contemporary English version) “I am your creator.  You were in my care even before you were born. You are not an accident “If there was no God Life would have no purpose or meaning or significance. (It would be like a stump) The good news is there is a God and your life has reason and purpose and meaning. A God shaped life is a flourishing tree. You are as close to God as what you chose to be. He has not moved – Then guess who did. Revelation 22:20 (NLT) - He who is the faithful witness to all these things says. "Yes, I am coming soon!" Amen! Come, Lord Jesus! My question to you is: - Can you say “Amen” to the coming of the Lord Jesus Christ. Are you ready to meet Jesus? Is your life right, not religious? If you want to get in touch with us please contact us

Es kommt meiner Meinung nach nicht nur darauf an, was wir zu uns nehmen, sondern auch wie, mit welchem Bewusstsein wir etwas zu uns nehmen. In dieser Folge teile ich mit euch meine Art und Weise, wie ich mein Essen vor dem essen segne und warum ich finde, dass es so wertvoll ist. Food Prayer: "Ich danke für dieses wertvolle Essen und ich danke jedem Menschen, der an dieser Mahlzeit beteiligt war. Möge mein Körper alles aufnehmen, was er von dieser Mahlzeit gebrauchen kann und alles hinauseilten, was er gerade nicht braucht. Ich danke für dieses Essen, Amen ( So sei es )!" Neben deinen Worten, ist es vor allem wichtig, das zu fühlen, was du sagst. Verbinde dich mit dem Gefühl der Dankbarkeit und kommuniziere mit deinem System, indem du ihm durch deine Gedanken energetisch zu verstehen gibst, dass nun Nahrung kommt. Esse bewusst und mit Annahme und Verbundenheit zu dem, was du zu dir nimmst. ___________________________________ Besuche mich und MOVEYOURLOVE gerne auf: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/moveyourlove/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTo8yMIMjwLGuT3fZxRJX8A Webseite: https://www.tanita-romina.com um weitere Inspirationen zu finden. Wenn dir mein Podcast gefällt, freue ich mich sehr über eine 5-Sterne-Bewertung und ein paar Zeilen von dir. Viel Freude bei der Meditation. Lebe deine Liebe, Deine Tanita

I want to share with you a couple of things and I’ll give you an update on my goals for those you don't know I'm going to reach for them - I have posted them this time, these are my goals and I'm going to be sharing them at #D2DCareers and I'm going to give you an update in a minute.  Also, want to do a mini class on mindset. We’re going to talk about pray it, believe it, and receive it, and then a preview of my Manifest Your 6-Figure Dream Job Self-Study Program that I am launching at the beginning of March. So, I hope you can join me! I'm going to invite some of my friends to come and join us as we sit here and gather together. So, update on my goals - so this year what I did is, I broke them down, and so my vision versus a vision board is to be fit and to get 350k in sales in my business, and my bucket list. And so, what does that mean? So be fit for me is financially fit, it is physically fit, emotionally and mentally fit, not just from a physical standpoint. And so today is the 22nd, and I have actually worked out about 20 days out of 22 days, and so I am really proud of that I worked out that amount. And so, I feel like it makes it easier to get to work out, just simply because of the fact that I don't have to get up in the morning and go and work outside of the home. I have more flexibility of my time, and I have the ability to reset my schedule at the end of the day when my days should start and so for that I am grateful. The second thing is emotionally and mentally. I will tell you to be honest, and transparent, I have not kept up with my emotional standpoint with my journaling, not as well as I like to, and taking and setting aside time in the morning to do that, and so that's one of the things I think that I have really had to get going with is my journaling. So, I'm not sure if any of you have been journaling along with me, but definitely, if you have, I'd like to know how you’ve been doing with it, and how you kept up with it, or what challenge you're having with it as well. If you watch this later on when it's a recording and it's not live any longer, feel free at the end of the day to respond, because I want to do what's necessary not only to help you but also to help me because I found it challenging. So, my other goal is my 350k in sales. And so really this tonight is in part to share with you a little bit about that course, and so my prayer and hope is that what I find is, is that the coaching that I offer that everyone can take advantage of it, that everyone really wants to do one on one coaching, and some people have a different price point. So, to help in two things, I have packaged my course in a self-study program, and I am so excited about it, it is in the final stages. I'm going to be doing some videoing on February 1st, I will also send a link, reserve a link for this post, that you can take a look at it. And I will tell you if you look at this video and you send me an email and it says “I am all in” – “I am all in” - I'm going to say it twice in this! I will give you further - exclusively for my community - $100 off of the preview price. So, if you send me an email to Lisa@Dare2DreamCareers.com, and the email says “I am all in”, I will give you an additional $100 off of the cost of that course in the preview price. That's right! So, if you're looking at this either now or later, and you want to give it as a gift, as a graduation gift, or anything else, I'm telling you, this course is valued at $2,400, and I am letting it go for a steal. So, the next goal is my bucket list. And so, I have plans in place to accomplish some of those things on my bucket list. And so, I am an avid reader, as you could tell probably from my background, but and that's back there, I'm an avid reader, and I would say I love the library. So, one of the things that I decided for myself was, that I was going to visit all the presidential libraries that we have, and so I have plans to visit three of them by the middle of the year. It's not my intention to do this all at once, but it is definitely my intention to get it done in the next few years. The next thing is to go to the beach on a quarterly basis. I might have plans to go home on Mother's Day to visit my mom. We will be in California and in Hawaii in June and have some other plans as well for the rest of the year. So, I am getting my traveling in, I'm getting my bucket list items in, and girlfriend is busy! So, I'm not sure - I would love to hear how you are doing with your goals and your plans and vision on your resolutions for this year as well as we both - all of us jointly together pray for one another that we would continue that we would just continue with what plans that we've laid before us for 2019. And so let’s embark on the mini class on this has been on my heart and I actually wrote this note and I find that when I'm in church I have a saying it is “good meat makes its own gravy”, and so when I am getting a good word, typically I am able to write down some thoughts and it triggers, so if the minister and the pastor is talking about a sometimes it will take me to B and C and D and then I just keep going with whatever word that is. And so, I hope you receive this, and not just as I give it to you, but that you would take it from here and go to B, C, and D, and implement it in some way shape or form in your life. And so, it's about mindset, because this year for me my word for 2019 is “forward”, and so everything that I want to do and accomplish is all about moving forward. And so, pray it, believe it, and receive it. In Mark chapter 11 verse 24, we find these words - and I'm going to read it in two versions - first in the NIV: “Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask in prayer, believe that you have it, receive it, and it will be yours.” and then an amplified version: “For this reason I am telling you, whatever things you ask for in prayer [in accordance with God’s will], believe [with confidence and trust] that you will have them, you will receive them, and they will be given to you.” Amen? So, let me read that again “Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask in prayer, believe that you have it, receive it, and it will be yours.” “Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have it, receive it, and it will be yours.” And so first, the thing is that we have to think about is we have to pray, and so for those of you who have been following me you know that prayer and meditation in journaling over the scriptures is very key. I have written a book about prayer in a devotional Journal entitled “Real Girlfriends Pray Devotional Journal” which is a 21-Day activity to help you to establish a habit of prayer, journaling, and meditating. And so that's where we start every single day, and prayer doesn't have to be something that you make a big effort to do. Literally, you can pray to your windshield! It is something that I believe so strongly in is praying to my windshield and so you too can do that you can pray to your windshield. You can pray in the bathtub, you can pray in the shower, you can pray when you are waiting at a red light for it to turn green, you can pray right before you go to bed or right when you wake up in the morning, you can pray when you're riding the bike at the gym, or when you are exercising, when you're doing weights, when you're on the treadmill, when you're on the elliptical, when you're on the stair machine, whatever it is you are doing when you are folding clothes, when you are putting clothes away, you can pray. I believe that prayer without ceasing is what God wants us to do. It helps with our mindset, and it helps to get our mind right. Then once you pray it, whatever it is that you pray, believe that it will happen, believe that it will come to pass, believe that it is possible, and it will happen, but you got to believe it. Scripture tells us “I believe, but help thou my unbelief” so what does that mean? That really means is that we wholeheartedly on the surface want to believe, but we also know that sometimes we doubt God's possibilities and God's gifts that he has stored up for us. But I ask you wholeheartedly that you would believe without ceasing, and without fail, and then we say receive it, so once you pray it, once you believe it, then you got to receive it. And so, let me break it down to you this way. It's as if you say that you want a new car. You're driving a car already, and you're going to have to turn that car in. I have a friend of mine that did this very thing. She prepared herself for the new car, so she knew she wasn't sure exactly how was going to work out, but what she did and she got up in the morning, she cleaned out her car inside and out, cleaned out all of her personal belongings, so that when she went to the car dealer, not knowing what the answer was going to be - whether she be able to get the car not - she made herself ready to receive it. And so that's what God wants from you, God wants you to be ready to receive his Blessing, and so if you say if you're single, and you say I really, really want to get married, I really want a blessed man who believes in God, who goes to church, who has a good job, or whatever it is that you desire, then you got to make yourself ready to be the kind of woman that the man is that you desire. So, you've got to make yourself ready for that at the end of the day, and you got to let go of baggage that's associated with preventing you from being available to receive that gift if that's what you desire, and God wants for you. And so, I don't know what it is that you've been praying about, what you need to believe, but you also need to make yourself ready. For example, if you live in an apartment and you lived in an apartment for a long time, do you have the money saved for a house? Have you thought about it? Have you gotten prequalified for a loan? Have you reached out to a real estate agent? So, you’ve got to make yourself ready for that to happen. Amen, somebody? Somebody say Amen! So again, Mark 11:24 “Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have it, receive it, and it will be yours.” And finally, I want to share with you a little bit about my class, and so I have notes prepared so I can stay on track. So, what I am launching, and this I cannot even believe that I have put this together just for you. And it is Manifest Your 6-Figure Dream Job Self-Study System. And what it is is you might say to yourself “I don't want to dream job” or “that's not what I'm looking to do”. It is really for jobs, it is a broader Mission, businesses, and Ministry all of this applies inside of this program. So, it's five steps. It’s a 6-figure dream job mindset, some of which I just shared with you about how you get your mind right with praying, with believing, and then with receiving. The first step is a mindset. Then Discovery and rediscovery. So discovering or rediscovering what it is that you are passionate about, the thing that you would do without pay. And it is where your skill, your dreams, and your ability meet, and in the middle, it is the one thing… the one thing… the one thing that you can get paid to do. That you can get paid to do. Then it's Targeted Focus. So, it's going to focus on that one job, it's going to focus on a list of companies that meet your expectations, what you desire in a culture, and that's going to allow you to thrive, and to flourish, to be prosperous, and to utilize your gifts, and to add value back to the world.  And then number four, it is a six-figure building block. So all the building blocks that you need, your elevator speech, your resume, your one-pager, your thank-you notes, your follow-up, how your LinkedIn page should look. All of those things to ensure that you have all of the tools, your calling card as well, and then how you get to show up like a professional that you know you are. And then we'll walk through the process of creating an intentional Focus action plan just for you. And so, all of this is outlined in 5 easy steps in Manifest Your 6-Figure Dream Job self-study system. And so, this is a proven system for spiritually minded professionals who are ready to land six-figure dream jobs with purpose and prosperity faster than they ever thought possible. So, if you are seeking a dream destination, a mission, a business, a career, a Ministry, then this just might be for you. It's time that you stop wasting time, it's time that you stop feeling like you just can't do it, and I'm going to tell you, this is a once-in-a-lifetime offer, and so for those of you who are just joining right now want to tell you that the program that I’m offering is at a discounted price, and for those of you who are interested, take a look at the video that I'm going to share, along with the link, and if you think it's something for you, send me an email that says “Lisa, I am all in” at Lisa@Dare2DreamCareers.com. So, to repeat a little bit about what we talked about in our lesson today about mindset, I shared with you Mark 11:24 “Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours.” So, pray it, believe it, receive it. And so that is the power of a Dare2Dream mindset. So, for those of you who really really want to know a little bit more about some of the things that I shared, or if you're just curious, type in a comment, and I am open for questions because I just felt like coming on live today just to share with you. I hope you noticed that we changed our name, and I wanted to make it more inclusive. I'm with not just dream jobs because this is not just about dream jobs, this is about dream lives, and this is about making a path for you to get there. So, if you have questions out there, feel free to type them in. I see a couple of people have joined, not sure if you are still here, this forum and this medium is really hard to navigate, and to understand exactly how individuals are able to respond so it's great to see you. Again, email me at Lisa@Dare2DreamCareers.com if you are “all in”. It was good to see you, Kathy if you have any questions about what we've covered. Again I have talked about the dare2dream mindset and I have shared with you scripture from Mark 11:24 “Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours.” And so, pray it, believe it, and receive it. So, we got to pray daily without ceasing, we can pray at any time at any place and anywhere, and we've got to believe that it is possible and that God will give us the desires of our hearts. But then most importantly, we have got to make sure that we are ready to receive it. Be ready to receive the blessing that God has in store for you. So, I have really enjoyed our time together, and I am looking forward to growing this audience in 2019 and creating some opportunities for you to interact with me, and for me to interact with you. I am also looking for some feedback on this offer that I am making Manifest Your 6-Figure Dream Job Self-Study Program. For those of you who are listening to this even after, up until the end of the month, January 31st, if you send me an email stating that you are “all in”, then I will send you $100 off of this introductory price for Manifest Your 6-Figure Dream Job Self-Study Program. and I'm telling you it's an amazing offer. You can also give it as a gift, it is not just for jobs, it is for businesses, Ministries, and for your ultimate career, whatever your destination is. The five modules that we talked about that we cover in Manifest Your 6-Figure Dream Job Self-Study System is 6 Figure Dream Job Mindset, Discovery and Rediscovery, Targeted Focus, Six-Figure Building Blocks, and Intentional Focus Actions. And that's what you will get - at the end of it, you will be ready to lay in your Manifest Your 6-Figure Dream Job. I'm just excited that you're here listening, either if you dropped in for a few minutes live, or if you are listening to this afterward. Don't forget, if you've been joining us for prayer on Thursdays, this Thursday we will be praying at 7 p.m. I am actually flying out to Tucson Arizona for a retreat which I'm excited about, and I will be on a plane at 7 a.m. we actually take off at 6:45 a.m. So, I hope you can join us for prayer on this Thursday at 7 p.m., and I look forward to seeing you. And give me some feedback, I want to hear from this community Dare2Dream about how your New Year's resolutions, and your vision for yourself, and your plans are ongoing, and that I hope that we can stay connected, and that next time we're going to be overflowing with people looking at this go live on Facebook. So, I will say goodnight, have a good evening, hope all is well, I'm praying for you, I hope you're praying for me, and whatever you do, keep on daring to dream. Take care, bye bye. Scripture reference: “Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask in prayer, believe that you have it, receive it, and it will be yours.” Mark 11:24 NIV   “For this reason, I am telling you, whatever things you ask for in prayer [in accordance with God’s will], believe [with confidence and trust] that you will have them, you will receive them, and they will be given to you.” Mark 11:24 AMP   Podcast References: Master Class: The Secret Playbook for Landing a 6-Figure Job Learn more —>http://bit.ly/secret-playbook Connect with Us: www.dare2dreamcareers.com Work with Us: https://bit.ly/2rIJ462 Real Girlfriends Prayer Devotional: https://amzn.to/2U23GlV Join the Dare2Dream FB Group: https://www.facebook.com/CoachLisaEaly/  

Time management and life balance are a struggle for—I’m just guessing—every adult on the planet. Amen? So in this episode, we’re going to go beyond surface-level issues like how to time block your schedule. Instead, we’ll dig deeper and I’ll teach you how to overcome the underlying issue: Making excuses. I’ll share the top five excuses I hear that steal your time, and how to kick them to the curb. When you can overcome these excuses, you make room for actual life change! My guest this week is author and speaker Laura Vanderkam. She’s done extensive research on exactly how people spend their time, and she’ll share her time management secrets with us! Plus, I’ll answer your business questions from Business Boutique events! 1:13 Five Excuses That Steal Your Time 21:58 Interview with Laura Vanderkam 54:59 Back to Basics: Your Why 60:14 #ASKCHRISTYWRIGHT 67:35 Homework Get Christy's 25 Ways to Protect Your Time Guide by filling out the form here! To save $5 on any Business Boutique 1-Day ticket, use the code BBWRIGHT. Sign up for the Business Boutique Academy at BusinessBoutique.com/Academy. — If you have a success story you would like to share with the Business Boutique community, email me at podcast@businessboutique.com. New podcast episodes are available every other week.

If you have ever been to Israel, surely you have heard ‘ta’amin li’, believe me, used by virtually every salesmen who confidently declares that their offered price is the best in the world. The root of the word can be expressed in a plethora of ways, so host Guy Sharett teaches us how. You better believe that Britney makes an appearance. Words and expressions discussed: Ma’azinim yekarim sheli – My dear listeners – מאזינים יקרים שלי Leha’amin – To believe – להאמין Amen – So be it – אמן Halvai amen – May it be like this – הלוואי אמן Tamut halvai amen – May you die! (sl.) – תמות הלוואי אמן Amen she… – I wish that… – אמן ש... Amen she-hakol yistader – May everything turn out fine – אמן שהכל יסתדר Emuna be… – Belief in… – אמונה ב– Ani ma'amin she... – I believe that… – אני מאמין ש... Ani ma'amin ba – I believe in her – אני מאמין בה Achshav kshe-lo notar yoter be-ma le'haamin – Now, when there's nothing left to believe in – עכשיו, כשלא נותר יותר במה להאמין Ta'amin li – Believe me – תאמין לי Leha’amin le – To believe someone – להאמין ל– Ta'amin li, ze mehir tov – Believe me, this is a good price – תאמין לי, זה מחיר טוב Ani ma'amin/a lecha – I believe you – אני מאמין/מאמינה לך Ani lo ma'amina (an’lo ma’amina) – I don't believe it – אני לא מאמינה) אנ’לא מאמינה) Ani od/adayin ma'amin/ma'amina – I still believe – אני עוד/עדיין מאמין/מאמינה Ve-ata od ma'amin lo? – And you still believe him? – ?ואתה עוד מאמין לו Lo ma'aminim? Nasu be'atsmechem – If you guys don't believe it, try it yourselves. – לא מאמינים? נסו בעצמכם Lo ta’amin/ta’amini/ta’aminu ma kara – You won't believe what happened – לא תאמין/תאמיני/תאמינו מה קרה Yagata umatsata ta'amin – If you work hard, you’ll succeed – יגעת ומצאת, תאמין Hu imen mishehu – He trained someone – הוא אימן מישהו Hu uman – He was trained – הוא אוּמן Hu Hit'amen – He exercised – הוא התאמן   Music: Yardena Arazi – Shiru Shir Amen (lyrics) Berry Sakharof – Be-emuna Iveret (lyrics) Ha-dag Nachash – Ani Ma'amin (lyrics) Knesiyat Ha-sechel – Ani Ma'amin (lyrics) Ariel Zilber – Ani Shochev Li al Ha–gav (lyrics) Gali Atari – Bein Ha-esh U-vein Ha-mayim (lyrics) Ilanit – Ani Lo Ma'amina (lyrics) Britney Spears – Baby One More Time   The Hebrew Verb Tables app is available to everyone on the iOS App Store and Google Play Store Looking to support the show? Learn how on Patreon. Want to see more Hebrew gems? Like Streetwise Hebrew on Facebook and Instagram. Want Guy to talk about a pressing Hebrew issue? Find him at StreetWiseHebrew.com or follow him on Twitter.

Dr. Daniel Emina is a child/adolescent and adult psychiatrist who earned his medical degree from the University of California Los Angeles School of Medicine, and completed his general residency in psychiatry and child/adolescent fellowship at the University of Hawaii Department of Psychiatry. His training was modeled on a bio/psych/social/spiritual/cultural understanding of an individual and featured a diverse patient population. In this brief interview, we'll get to know Dr. Emina's three most important lessons he has learned while working at the Amen Clinic.  FULL TRANSCRIPT Dr. Amen: Hey everybody. Dr. Daniel Amen. I'm here with Dr. Daniel Emina. Dr. Emina: Two Daniels. Dr. Amen: We are here in our Northern California Clinic in Walnut Creek. We are going to talk about the three biggest lessons that Daniel who has worked with us for the last two and a half years has learned working at Amen Clinics. Daniel is double board certified psychiatrist. He trained at UCLA and at the University of Hawaii. You know I did my child psychiatry training at Tripler along with University of Hawaii. In both of our psychiatric training they never taught us to look at the brain. Isn't that nuts? When you think about it, it's nuts. When you think after being here two and half years, what are some of the big lessons you've learned? What comes to mind? Dr. Emina: First thing is, I think I'm extremely spoiled being here. It's drastically changed the way I understand mental health. I don't even think of it as mental health anymore, I think of it as brain health. I think that almost everyone should come in and start to think of how can I make my brain better? No matter what diagnosis you may have had before, I usually start to think well, don't think of it like that, just think of it as how can I optimize my brain? You could come in and be a CEO of a company doing extremely well technically in life but there's things you can always do to optimize your brain. Lesson one for me is it's not really mental health anymore. I'm not necessarily a mental health doctor now, I'm a brain health doctor now. Dr. Amen: So whether it's ADD, anxiety, depression, bipolar disorder and addictions, schizophrenia, or you're fighting with your wife or you're irritable with your kids- Dr. Emina: Or don't sleep as well or you just want to be even better at the tasks you do everyday, whatever that may be at home, at work, whatever it may be because ultimately it's your brain that controls everything you do. Dr. Amen: Okay so you see mental health as brain health. I think that's like a huge 'aha' for me. I've learned nobody really wants to see a psychiatrist. Nobody wants to be labeled as defective or abnormal but everybody wants a better brain. Nobody would argue with you, "No I don't want a better brain." They do. It decreases the stigma which is one of the things that hooked me early on with scans is patient stops thinking of it as a moral problem, as a problem of not trying hard enough, but as a medical problem. Dr. Emina: Yes. I should add that as being my second biggest thing in some ways. I've been so spoiled to have this tool. I'm trying to imagine not having this tool, practicing without this tool. It completely changes the way I see clients as they come in with whatever concern they may have. Even concerns related to people who have been labeled as personality disorders and things like that. Now you get to see what they were trying to deal with all this time. A lot of our coping mechanisms whether good or maladaptive, a bad coping strategy, are based on how we try to manage that brain we have. Lesson number two for me, the biggest was, you have to look at the organ you're treating. I'm trying to imagine if, you definitely talked about this, if I'm a cardiologist I have to kind of imagine, well based on what you're telling me potentially this is what's going on with your heart. This has completely changed the way I understand clients. Dr. Amen: Not acceptable. It's just not acceptable. I remember working on a new book and writing about chronic fatigue syndrome and back in the early '90s when I started doing scans the idea of chronic fatigue, oh you're a psychiatric patient, you're histrionic or there's secondary gain. There's a gain from being sick and then when you saw their scans, they were just devastated like the infectious scans you see. And all of the sudden it just completely changes everything on how you deal with this person. Of course they're hysterical. Their brain is not working right and they can't think. That'll make you terrible, act that way. Dr. Emina: In some ways that actually connects into my last big lesson is that because now that I can look at scans you tend to see that the other things that contribute to whatever someone is coming in complaining about. All of the sudden if you see a brain that looks extremely unhealthy, you probably have to think that this person isn't just depressed. Maybe there's something else that's happening in their life and whatever situation, something they've been exposed to that's now leading them to present with whatever illness. Things that I wouldn't have even fathomed or thought contributed to mental illness or whatever before now I have to start thinking about. It's actually even expanded my thinking even greater than that because now I'm doing pharmacogenomics which is looking at how your body reacts to supplements, medicines and such based on your genetics. It's completely changed the way I think of brain health just because I get to see ... Dr. Amen: So what are some of those things you've seen that have surprised you that can cause anxiety, depression, ADD? Dr. Emina: One really important one is head trauma. Take a hit to the head, the one that you forgot about. There's no family history of any brain disorders or mental illness or whatever. All the sudden you're the one that has severe anxiety and anger outbursts. We take a look and everyone thinks it's something wrong with you. Also we take a look at your scan and you see significant damage to the temporal lobe. Now everybody in the family can say this is what's going on, this is the medical condition. If you had a broken leg, people wouldn't get angry at you for having a broken leg and not being able to walk as quickly as them. It now gives you an opportunity [inaudible 00:06:33] this is why you actually abuse substances because you were just trying to cope and this became a maladaptive or bad coping strategy. Now let's work on creating better coping strategies. Dr. Amen: And often in the history they say they didn't have a head injury. You see it in the scan and then we have to ask over and over again and then we find they were in a bad car accident. They were thrown from a car ... whenever. Dr. Emina: And one of the other biggest errors I'm actually learning about and this is actually in this last year I've been picking up more knowledge related to this are infectious type processes that can lead to presentations again whether it's you were exposed to mold or exposed to lime or even just kind of chronic based infectious or inflammatory responses that lead to the presentation and just continue to have these symptoms. I'm depressed, I'm anxious, I'm tired all the time and it's related to this potential infectious process or the thing that was going on for a long time. I've even started to see a connection with that and how to treat headaches too. You see certain things on the scan and there's a tendency that the genes or the genetics will match up a certain way. And that changes the way you go about treating that client too. It's amazing stuff. Dr. Amen: Here at Amen Clinics we actually do a formal outcomes study on everybody we see. We have, 'cause people go what's your success rate using this scan? It's really high. If we treat you it's 84% of complicated people. On average, our patients and you know this, at 4.2 diagnoses, nobody's simple. They have failed 3.3 providers and 5 medications. That's our average. Daniel actually has one of the best success rates in the whole company so thank you. I'm very proud of you for that. But if you don't look, you don't know. Learn more about Amen Clinics and about our Northern California Clinic at AmenClinics.com. Have a great day.  

The Daniel Plan is a groundbreaking program that will equip you with practical tools and resources to help you get into the best shape of your health.  In this episode, we've answered some questions from our audience which we hope can also help you understand better what is in store for you if you get yourself into this program.  If you haven't seen this, check out the Daniel Plan website. FULL TRANSCRIPT Tana: Hi everyone. We are so excited to be here today answering questions about the detox, the talk we did last weekend, right? Dr. Amen: For the Daniel Plan. Tana: Right. Dr. Amen: Which is a book, program that Mark Hyman, Rick Warren, and I wrote. Tanner was one of the coaches on that. It goes perfectly with the philosophy of what we have been teaching for a long time. Tana: We're not schitzophrenic, we're looking at three different cameras. Just so you know, okay? We are trying to include. Dr. Amen: Is that definition of not being schitzophrenic? Tana: Right. We are trying include all of you. We're being inclusive. Dr. Amen: So, we're gonna answer questions. We got a lot of 'em and actually one of my favorite ones is "I hate cooking, any tips for the non-cooker?" Tana: You're gonna give me away aren't you? He's gonna throw me under bus right now. Dr. Amen: When I met her, she couldn't cook if fact I prayed. Tana: Yes. Dr. Amen: Fervently, that she wouldn't cook. Tana: It's true. Dr. Amen: Because it was like a bomb would go off in the kitchen. Tana: I did not learn how to cook until actually, probably when we got together, and Daniel says I went from disaster to master. There's a reason for that. It was because I actually, here's the secret even though I've written eight cook books, I don't love to cook, okay? I love to serve my family so I think part of the secret is that you focus on what's important to you. If it's, cooking, you know some people love to cook but if you don't love cooking, focus on the reason you're doing it. I did it because I wanted to be healthy and I couldn't go out at the time, to just all these great, healthy restaurants. There are still not that many of them but also because I wanted to serve my family. I didn't want my daughter growing up in the same sort of food chaos that I grew up in and so I learned how to do it. One of my biggest tips, the thing I would give to you is find ten things that you love that are super easy. Like the chicken wings that I make for my family, super easy recipe, I know I can do it in fifteen minutes and the preparation's just incredibly simple. I have 10 or 15 recipes that my family loves that I know are easy and from there, you'll start to branch out. Dr. Amen: "I am new to the Daniel Plan. I read the book and watched the videos. Where is the best place to start?" What would you say? Tana: I think that this might be different for everybody because I think that, like you talk about a lot, is tiny habits. I think that probably the thing that's easiest for you to master might be the thing to do. If drinking water sounds easy to you, start with drinking water. If cleaning out your pantry, we'd probably recommend that for all of you but master one thing. Clean out your pantry. Fill your pantry with good things. Drink water. Take small habits though and start to them expand them and whatever one feels the easiest to master, that's where I would start. What would you say? Dr. Amen: The Daniel Plan is based on five pillars, faith, why do you care? Ask yourself and answer that question. Now, I never want to be a burden to my family. I want to live with great energy. I'm completely vain and I want to be in the same size pants I was in when I was 18. What's your motivation? Why do you care? Food, is this good for me or bad for me? It's really about a relationship with food but just start asking yourself this question. Will this serve my health or with this hurt my health? Fitness, brand new study I told you about this, if you're 80 years old and you walk at a three mile an hour pace, you have a 90% chance to live until you're ninety. If you can only walk at a one mile an hour pace, you have a 90% chance you will not live until you're 90 so start walking faster. I always tell everybody walk like you're late. Faith, food, fitness, focus, stop believing every stupid thought you have. Whenever you're sad, mad, nervous or out of control. Start journaling just start writing down what you're thinking and friends. People get better together or they get sick together. The thing I say over and over again that I just believe, the fastest way to get healthy is to find the healthiest people you can stand and then spend as much time around him or her as possible. Get the Daniel Plan. Do it with a friend. Tana: Couldn't agree more. Dr. Amen: If you could buy a copy for yourself and buy one for someone else and you do it as a group, you just get better faster. Just pick something really simple from each of those five pillars and go I'm doing that today. Tana: Yeah, so I like the idea of picking something really simple you know you can do, master it and then move on. I like that. Let's see "I see the Daniel Plan talks a lot about detox. Can you please share some tips? Refer to watching" ... Okay, let's see, the first thing I want to do with the detox is explain what detox means cause a lot of people think we're going to drink some solution. Detox means this magical thing that happens and we're going to eliminate all of the bad things out of your body and by some you know, some magical thing we do. Really, what detox means at least for us, is you're going to get rid of the things that have been hurting you and start adding the things that have been helping you. We do not want you on a starvation program. We don't want you doing an all juice fast. We don't want you feeling miserable or deprived so you can all breathe a sigh of relief now. Really, what it means is that we just want you eating super clean and getting rid of the things that have been hurting you. That's really what we want you to focus on. An example would be sugar. We want you start with getting and we want you to start with two weeks of, because anyone can do that, or ten days. Ten days, anyone can do ten days, get rid of sugar, caffeine, anything that contains gluten, so especially wheat, dairy and what am I missing? Processed foods. Dr. Amen: Corn. Soy. Tana: And processed foods. Dr. Amen: People are going but there's nothing left to eat. Tana: Oh, there's so much. Dr. Amen: We promise you, thousands of things and you want to think about food, you know what's your relationship? Are you going to eat something that serves you or something that hurts you? Tana: Be thinking about adding lots of fat and healthy protein so not trans-fats or processed fats but nuts, avocado, seeds. A little healthy protein throughout the day will keep you very satisfied. Go to the Daniel Plan's website, the Daniel Plan cookbook, it's loaded with recipes. Their chefs are amazing. They're really going to help you get this down and not feel deprived. It's about abundance. It's not about deprivation. Dr. Amen: The next question is "Life is so busy with my family, I really struggle prepping meals for the week and because of this, we typically go to fast food restaurants or I whip up something quick that probably isn't the healthiest. What do you suggest?" I suggest making this a priority and if you're gonna go pick up stuff, cause we pick up stuff. Tana: Yeah. Dr. Amen: It's find the restaurants that you like that like you back. Focus on organic vegetables and fruit, meats and you go oh, but that's expensive. No being sick is expensive. You really want to get your mindset right. A great website to go to is the environmental working group because they'll tell you which are the vegetables you really need organic and which are the ones that are okay to do non-organic. Tana: I really like that and one thing I tell myself in order to reframe this cause it really is all about mindset. If you really want to do something, you will find a way and if you don't, you will find an excuse. That's just been our experience. What I really want you to focus on here is when I, cause we are really busy and I know how hard it can be when you're that busy. We traveled all the month of December, part of January and it was exhausting. When I am that tired, that's especially when I tell myself I am too busy not to make good decisions about my heath. I am too busy not to eat healthy, not to exercise, not to get my sleep. I have to be especially protective of myself and my family. I'm even more vigilant during those times and so come up with some simple solutions. I pay my daughter. Yes, bribery is a good thing, at times, so it becomes part of her chores to help chop up veggies or have an assistant, my assistant who normally helps at work, guess what, I have to have a cross over and she'll help me with things around the house and chopping up veggies and going to the grocery store and making sure I have healthy snacks. If you want to find a way. Dr. Amen: Now people are saying I don't have an assistant. Tana: Right. Dr. Amen: I'm not like Tana Amen. I can't do that so before you were Tana Amen, what would you do? Tana: That's a great question because now, my life is different now so that's my challenge is time now. There's been a time, believe me, lot's of times when it was financial and so one thing you can do that I have actually know of people doing very successfully, share the chores with another mom or another wife or someone, another person in your neighborhood. One person goes to the grocery store. One person is prepping. It is not harder to make a double batch of say, turkey chili or soup or something like that as it is to make one and it's not. Dr. Amen: So and even before you had help, if you really wanted to do something. Tana: Yeah. Dr. Amen: You found the time. Tana: I find a way. Yes, it's just, you just have to make it priority. Dr. Amen: So what we're just asking you to do is make your health a priority because your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit that was given to you by God, that was bought for you at a price. If you're not taking care of this, it means you're being disrespectful to the most important gift God gave you or one of the most important gifts God gave you. Tana: One last little tip, here's an example of what that looks like. We do a lot of meetings, a lot of interviews. I do my interviews walking around, okay? I am moving. I don't like sitting all day and for me when I'm really busy, that's one of the things that really gets to us and gets me down. I move while I am interviewing while I am on meetings.

Change your brain, revitalise your body – really? Sound too good to be true? We’ve been talking over the last few weeks about how to use the power of your brain to reach your ideal body weight, look younger and boost your energy. And let’s face it, who couldn’t do with a bit of that! As part of our wellness and wellbeing series we’ve explored Dr Daniel Amen’s book, Change your Brain, Change your Body, including 10 brain principles for the body you want and four ways to use your brain to change your weight. Today we conclude our exploration in change your brain, revitalise your body. How your brain can help beautify your body and improve your overall health and well-being. Dr Amen puts forward 6 solutions:  1 - The Skin solution Your skin is directly tied to the health of your brain. People spend a lot of money on skin care products and more. It’s a huge multi-million pound business. From skin-care products to laser treatment, to the plastic surgeon, but Dr Amen argues these are only temporary fixes and the real solution lies in your brain. It’s your brain that tells your skin to produce more or less oil, supervises the production of supportive collagen and is responsible for skin regeneration; so it’s there we need to begin. “The health of your skin is an outside reflection of the health of your brain.” – Dr Daniel G. Amen So what’s bad for our brain (and therefore our skin)? Well it’s the usual suspects: Caffeine, alcohol, smoking, poor diet, too much sugar, yo-yo dieting, inadequate water intake, lack of sleep, lack of exercise, stress, unresolved emotional conflicts or PTSD, hormonal changes, untreated psychiatric conditions, dementia, medications, sun exposure, pollution and environmental toxins, climate. And the solution: Get more sleep, distress, exercise, balance your hormones, have more sex (really), limit caffeine and alcohol, quit smoking, eat a brain healthy diet (more of that next week), maintain a healthy weight, drink more water, balance your sun exposure (some sun is good for your Vitamin D) but not too much which can cause premature aging and sun spots. 20 minutes during the day after which protect yourself with sunscreen. And finally treat mental disorders and memory problems. Plus you can take some supplements, e.g. Vitamin D, fish oil, evening primrose oil and grape seed extract (good antioxidant)  2 - The Hormone solution Did you know your hormones have a huge impact on brain function? When your hormones are balanced you tend to feel happy and energetic. And in contrast Dr Amen cites evidence pointing to low hormonal levels being responsible for amongst other things: low libido, depression, memory problems, midlife crises and divorce. While high hormone levels lead to: hyper competitiveness, acne or aggression. Once again it’s the brain that controls all the hormones in your body. Types of hormonal imbalance include thyroid, adrenal, testosterone, oestrogen, progesterone to name but a few. Different hormones require different treatments but often begin with blood tests depending on the symptoms. 3 - The Focus and Energy solution If you want more energy and focus (and frankly, who doesn’t) then you are probably prey to one or more focus and energy robbers. These fall into different categories including; infectious causes, hormonal issues, low or erratic blood sugar states, anaemia, brain trauma, environmental toxins, inherited brain disorders, medications, chronic stress, untreated past emotional traumas and bad brain habits. So if you find yourself wondering if your lack of focus could be something more that just being disorganised or lacking focus, it might well be. The good news is there’s lots you can do to counteract this. The first step is to get any of those focus and energy robbers treated and at the same time develop and maintain a brain-healthy lifestyle – adequate sleep, a brain-healthy diet, exercise (4-5 times/week), a stress reduction program if chronically stressed, and meditation is a particularly good energy booster too. Plus, certain foods are energy boosters including fruit, veg, beans, and whole grains and protein. 4 - The Sleep solution And then we get to solution 4 – the sleep solution. Always a favourite topic of conversation between us. One of us a night owl who can survive on considerably less than the other. Dr Amen suggests resting your brain for a slimmer shape and smoother skin, pointing to a small study by the University of Chicago which suggests people who are sleep deprived (the test was on 12 healthy men in their twenties who slept only 4 hours a night) were more likely to choose sweets, cookies, and cake over fruit, veg and dairy products. Practical action steps in the sleep solution include: maintaining a regular sleep schedule, avoid exercise close to bed time, and what causes sleep deprivations which includes amongst others medications, caffeine, alcohol, nicotine and a number of others along with these usual suspects. 5 - The Stress solution A little stress can be a good thing but excessive stress both in good and bad forms can spell trouble for your brain and body. Chronic stress affects the flow of blood to the brain, lowering overall brain function and prematurely ageing the brain and can also affect the body making you look older. A 2009 study of 647 women found the physical effects of chronic stress were similar to the effects of smoking, being obese or being 10 years older than their actual age. Techniques to help calm stress and thereby have a better body include: meditation, yoga, learning to delegate, practicing gratitude, getting enough sleep, exercise, soothing music, lavender, rehearsing or practicing situations that cause stress, living in the present (mindfulness), laughing more, seeking help, self-hypnosis and avoiding substances that harm your brain (the aforementioned usual suspects). 6 - The Negative Thoughts solution The last solution is around thinking your way to being thinner, younger and happier through avoiding negative thoughts. Dr Amen cites 9 types of ANTs or Automatic Negative Thoughts that get in the way of your being thinner, feeling and looking younger and being happier. We’ve looked at these and more in a previous post and episode of the Changeability Podcast which you check out at – Episode 39 – 11 Negative thoughts to avoid. And how to swat them. Change your Brain, Change your Body ‘Change your Brain, Change your Body’ is an interesting book that really got me thinking about whether some of the things he talks about, which I’m sometimes frustrated about in my own behaviours – tiredness, fogginess of thinking, could well be around imbalances, or poor dietary considerations and I was left wanting to explore that more. It’s a dense book with many useful actionable steps in it, plenty to ponder and take action on and return to for further reading. It will really make you think about the mind-body connection.  Where to start? Start by changing a few vital habits that will have the maximum impact. That may mean replacing ‘anti-nutrition’ with brain healthy foods, or taking supplements geared to your brain type, or by gradually starting an exercise program, or getting a bit more kip (sleep). Then fine tune your life changes to ramp up your brain and body health. Episode 96 of the Changeability Podcast Hear us talk about all of this and more on episode 96 of the Changeability Podcast on iTunes, Sticher, Tunein or in the podcast player at the top of this post. Links mentioned in the show Vote for our podcast if you appreciate us – finalists for the Audience Appreciation Award What the heck is wellbeing – episode 92 10 brain principles for the body you want – episode 94 How to use your brain to change your weight – episode 95 Change your Brain, Change your Body by Dr Daniel G. Amen Vote for the Changeability Podcast We received some excellent news this week. 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