Podcasts about hapiness

This week Ken welcomes author, music fan, semi-pro plus one and cousin of the famous, David Klein (www.davidkleinauthor.org) to the show. Ken and David discuss his new book "The Plus-One: Getting by on Good Connections in the Analog Age", being Winona Ryder's cousin, growing up in suburban NJ, moving to North Carolina, mix tapes, personal memories tied to pop culture, David's brother's work with MTV, getting kicked out of a youth program resulting in riding in an airplane with Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, going to the Night on Earth premiere, meeting Bono, having an ex-roomate who dated Marisa Tomei, MTV Europe, record shopping in London, cool older brother effect, Willie Alexander, a song for every number, the two 50s chord progressions, the highlight of a funeral, those people who not only light up a room but light up everyone in the room, trying to get your kids to like cool stuff, The Ramones, being ahead of your time, finding your thing, The Replacements, My Boyfriend's Back, finding your voice, becoming the author you always should have been, being fueled by rejection, how being bored by your work is the most offensive thing, suburban kids getting in trouble on a Friday night, Led Zepplin, Tenafly NJ, Tenafly Viper in Street Trash, the Pixies, how love is a jigsaw puzzle, Mermaids, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, how you only need to see the movie Hapiness once, reading underground Comix, Timothy Leary, the beauty of Monty Python's Flying Circus, Ken's advocacy for Adrian Borland's The Sound, still discovering new music as you get older, having your uncle ask Jerry Lee Lewis how he drove here tonight, Glen Miller, and how the Adventures of Pete and Pete is the greatest television show of all time. 

This is the last episode for this book, and in it I cover 73, 82, 83, 99, 100. Please rate this podcast --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nathandickeson/support

Comenzamos con una selección de novedades que incluye uno de los últimos lanzamientos de Guerssen Records. La disquera de Lleida rescata el cotizado único álbum que en 1969 lanzó Hunger, grupo de la escena lisérgica de Sunset Strip.En el segundo tramo del programa charlamos con The Hanging Stars, grupo británico de pop psicodélico y country cósmico, que baja a presentarnos -con actuación en directo incluída- su último álbum “In the golden shore”.Playlist;HUNGER “Workshop” (Strictly from Hunger, 1969)HUNGER “Potland 69” (Strictly from Hunger, 1969)HUNGER “Mind machine” (Strictly from Hunger, 1969)SKEGGS “Spaceman” (Pacific Highway Music)GALAXIE 500 “I can’t believe it’s me” (Uncollected Noise New York ’88 -’90)THE HANGING STARS “Washing line” (On a golden shore, 2024)THE HANGING STARS “Honeywater” (Songs for somewhere else, 2018)THE HANGING STARS “Hapiness is a bird” (On a golden shore, 2024)THE HANGING STARS “I’ve seen the summer in her eyes” (A new kind of sky, 2020)THE HANGING STARS “Let me dream of you” (directo en El Sótano)THE HANGING STARS “Radio on” (directo en El Sótano)THE HANGING STARS “It’s a shame about Ray” (directo en El Sótano)THE HANGING STARS “Sweet light” (On a golden shore, 2024)Escuchar audio

In this conversation, Emma and I dig into what's keeping us “bound”, overwhelmed, and feeling not-enough. We touch on the types of happiness (Emma's been researching happiness for 20 years) and why a contemplative practice is the foundation of having a more life-affirming relationship with yourself. You'll hear about how people get “committed to burnout,” and how to break out of what Emma calls the “Matrix” that's keeping you stuck and exhausted. There's also a cameo from Dr Anna Lembke, best-selling author of Dopamine Nation, and Stanford professor. Emma and I get into the programs that are running our behaviours and thoughts – including one scenario where a salesperson insulted me, and I opened my wallet, fully aware of what I was doing (and I did it anyway!). Emma, why do we do this? Emma's practical, evidence-based suggestions give you a path back to freedom, energy and your power.  Links Emma Seppälä's website (and books) Emma on Instagram Mandy on Instagram Sky breathing technique Anna Lembke's book, Dopamine Nation  

Today we are talking about happiness, while in the face of adversity. Unfortunately Mark was in a pretty bad biking accident, and had to be ommitted to the hospital. During his recovery he wanted to discuss the final chapter of happiness, which is finding happiness even when it is tough to do so. We continue to wish Mark the best on his recovery and hope you will keep him in your thoughts during this podcast.

Join us for episode 3 of our series on happiness. Today's discussion continues to dive into the topic in further detail when it comes to your practice. We base it around the bad habits that we have that end up destroying our daily happiness. 

Title: Pursuit of happiness Speaker: Mike Tindall Passage: Ecclesiastes 2:12-26 Series: Under the Sun Recording Date: 11.08.2024

Today is Episode 2 of our series on happiness. This podcast is centered around the cornerstone of figuring out how in life to be happy. When you look at the core values of what it takes to be happy you start to recognize that joy in your life more and more. We hope you enjoy this episode!

This is part 1 of a new 4 part series on happiness. This project is something that has been in the works for a while, and we are super excited to bring this to you. Happiness is a complicated subject, so it is time to break it down in part 1 of this podcast.

Talking about the challenges of co-parenting, seeing that therapy can make all the difference and infinitely doesn't always ruin a relationship Producer: Tristan Hehir City Lights by Ghostrifter Official | https://soundcloud.com/ghostrifter-officialMusic promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.comCreative Commons / Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/

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Now my days are shattered My heart is scattered Around down, Fowl feathers of the night owl Dancing in my head In given nightgowns Right now Put the candle out Put the light on Every night, I'm gone Wandering around In the eye of the camera, My orb Falcon turned to black panther I prance around in a dance robe Like a disaster Put it out there, Just so I can't go back Pass the cake Pass the butter Pass the late night hatred Pass away the day praying For the faithless And their fake friends, but I digress Once the cameras are rolling A job's to be done For the funny men of us Are undercover Dressing up the dead And most disgusting sinister The winded wonder bread apostles I am a robot god I am born again in acid rain Something changed me Here's to the late night I hope he hates me —I hope I'm right, at least I hate being right— But I'm always right. Right hand over my bathroom counter Stacked up attacks on the Muslims But I love em Or I want to Hot tub The doctor Don't worry, loser Viewerships down to two downloads According to the numbers My demographic is faggots and players of forenig I have a habit for magic Addiction to alphas, You know? I'm a God I'm a robot I was washed in the acid rain —- Take the back of my neck like an animal Yes sir Put my hair in your hands Pull me back, Like an animal Up the ante Up in the air is my ass In a past life I had to have you Now I stand I higher grounds I'm higher now Coming up next A deeper addiction Coming up next A deeper dicking John Wiccan Coming up next Change the channel, coming over Move em up The winners circle Then move over. I lit a candle for another lover A real one , With a body and mind The tide of my soul wants to know you Behold, way below deck Deep dick Imm in deep shit now Way below the belt Blow all my hole on the dope fiend Do you want to know me A piñata full of chocolate Ive got a new list And you're not on it Aagain with this Again with the What's in my head It's a letter said Never forget this Forget this Forget this Tell me how to be like this To get a man like that To get a real deep dick That's way below deck I should settle for less Just to get my head better Some medical man Or some meth Just to finish this project I could protect a protector with holes in his pockets, The proctor The trophy, Two daughters And another one Here's goes the show I'm way too old for this I just need one good Fred Again Who knows how to hide he's a man But conspired Admirers, You know what it is? A deep dick, man Way, below deck Way below the belt Get ahold of him Ring the phone again I been calling on Collin Coleen is more polished It's brother sister sameness, Same mess for the colonizer White on white is Right on right I'm just behind you Way under the bridge Belt around my head to make it better I'll see you in heaven Out of Manhattan Where trash is the precipice Never better Bodies in perfection Where it went And where it goes again I'll see you then So apparently— Shh Wrong document great! Now we gotta figure out why apparently— [JENNIFER ANNISTON has a vendetta against JIMMY FALLON] What. For WHAT?! Idk, what did you do to this bitch? What did I say?! What did you do?! JENNIFER ANNISTON I'm not finished with you, yet! WHAT? I don't know. Apparently, Goddammit. Wait. What. So he's a genius, right? Yeah, I guess. Which means he's like—socially inept in some kind of way…. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Flashback: Like: the 90's, or whatever. …are you turning me down? Wait. So I just shapeshifted into J-Lo Before. Hello. hello: Yeah. We could have done it. Ew. But we didn't. Ew. I mean: Cut back to: Nobody turns me down! Not even me! Alright. There's something off about that dude. Maybe he's gay… Hm. He not gay. He very not gay. Hm. See, I knew it. He's a good guy! [REDACTED] He's a MONSTER! He's an ANIMAL. WOOOOOOOOOOF . Oh man, that guy is a WOOF. I'm a DOG. Skrillex? I'm a dog Heeeeeeeeeeee Baby Heeeeeeeeee Damn, this fools got a whole list of celebrity ass bitches —a list celebrity. CUT BACK TO I'M SUPER HOT. Hmhm. I know. Listen. Okay, Jennifer Aniston. Are you trying to fuck Jimmy Fallon?! NO! Okay, good. God no. That's— Wait, why NOT?! —I need way more than a million dollars. I knew it! It's about the money. It's actually not about the money. Wait, no, it's not? No. …then what is it? Yo. Okay, so Everybody likes his genetics. And I mean like FUCK IT, I WANT HIM. This one. I want this one! Right here. ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM. Okay, imm not supposed to tell you this but— What. I'm— JOHNNY CARSON LOOK AT ME. Ah, well, alright TAG, YOURE IT. DAMN, you're good. Okay, I'm stoned. Damn. I got a boner. Cool. JLO look at me . I see you. You do see me. You know why? …yes. I am a-list. I get that. That's priority level ho status. Uhhh—- Ben affleck. That's real?! Some other guy— This guy. Wait, But that Fallon motherfucker?! [Redacted] He turned me down! Hey, so, uh— No thanks. WHAT. *shrugs. * BITCH. Look, okay, I'm not touching this. Why NOT, His WIFE is CUTE. Dawwwe. Gangsta. Oh, no, you know what?! What? You're gonna write this— And you're gonna like it. Pass. PASS?! Yes. I am not going to attack Fallon. ATTACK. THINK OF THE KIDZZZZZZ. That is a nice midlife crisis. Yikes. Aaaaaahhh. Wow. What happened. I shifted Fallon. And then wa— I think I died. I'm dying. I'm dying. You're probably right. My right to write this Is your right to remain a public figure For this cyclical fan fiction I suck dicks for a living And inhale tlevision Schizophrenic sickness Illuminati, predictive Programmings I'm so spamming These hoes Hoping I slit writsts (Only my own though) So Most of the late night guys are Conviniently enough Irish In some way or another Probably because Predictive programming targets the demographic of Somewhat You know what?! Nevermind, I'm not writing this. I get it though. I think they're hiding something. Are you sure he's not even just a little Asian. Positive. Or like, adopted. No. Are you sure? I mean, for the the most part— They would never allow a— I mean— Just water it down host by host, Until the racists are too old To care who replaces him. Shiny. He is shiny. Yeah, um— Let's just face it; Either this dude Is the most perfect man ever Or he's secretly getting laid every week. What's so secret about None of these things. [redacted] Look, there's nothing protecting me from a malicious system, there's nothing protecting you from me writing about you; But hey, at least I'm staying away from The Rock For my own sake This equinox doesn't even have fucking free weights What the fuck! I need a break, What does that mean? The entertainment industry's been Using me for years At some point realizing My infinite creativity Comes from my Inability to have Actually Every really been Loved So. So. No love, then. Seems like it. What about these? Look. I like WHITE DUDES. WHIIIIIIITE. Not brown Not black Not slanted Not Asian, really? UGH. The only reason— —well, not the only reason— I even hated him in the first place is because he WAS so attractive He's breaking 4th wall! Again! Quit breaking character! I am. Stop it. Fuck you, Fallon. —that he just seemed like a douchebag. —is a douchbag! Always trust your gut. There's nothing—and I mean NOTHING that would make me pull up an episode of SNL with fucking FALLON in it. FUCKING FALLON! GODDAMMIT, Dude, let's just think back to a time before OOH. COLORS. THE COLORS. OH. FUCK. Yo dude. Fallon just kind of— Was everywhere for awhile, wasn't he? Yeah..: Yeah. For like, no reason. No reason at all. Yeah. He was just Everywhere I went Everything I saw On everywhere I was GODDAMMIT, For like FIVE YEARS, bro. That's nuts. This is nuts. This is famous. W What. How did he get that famous? Let me in. No, LET ME IN. NO. LET ME OUT. Can't. LET ME OUT OR I'll KILL YOU. Kill me. I don't care. What: I think I scared that man. He had a knife to my throat, and I thought I was done for; I might as well have been. I was homeless, penniless, trapped in North Carolina with nothing at all, no phone, and nobody at all that knew where I was. Nobody at all. I looked him in the eye, Dead on And I told him “Just do it.” Now tell me again what's wrong with me. I— Right. Stay in your lane. Wear your little blue fucking suit, your dress shoes, smile for the camera— And shut the fuck up. Cause if anybody's gonna kill me— It's gonna be me. N sync, it's gonna be me. GODDAMMIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. NOT NOW. Why not WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT No, we are not. Take it away, boys. So you wouldn't date— After Britney, bro? Awhs. Even if he wasn't married, I was too young for him—but not really— Something in me met in the middle and collided for my attribution to mora decency as if it were anything more than a plot line bustling in my head; and even that was arousing—Patrick and Esha were lovers, so passionate an star crossed that it was hard not to imagine them as I had first saw them//as us, but in a different world, a different lifetime; a love drawn so shaken with a kiss that shattered me, with visions of grief ingrained in my mortal being, and though somewhere he, this Fallon had captured my heart, these were all just actors, mere players upon a stage in which I had no business being on, or searching for; the whole world was in my head. Fuck it, I'm useless. I'm going go back to being useless, then. An idling motif at the end of the block reminded me, I would never be safe or loved again. This was the end of days, and the end of my days, and I only hoped to one day soon be relieved of life itself… [Tales of a Superstar DJ] Once Prosperous to throw the stone asunder Glisten whispers of water Tears of all tears Of time to the altar, For follow for fellow– A felon of antigone, Grace, with shed a tattered tail o flew with feathered Phonix hath feared, forshadowed not, agreed upon, Hoever was, the velvet woven path of us, So honored in her fortress of the trees electromagnetisim robot - mitzvah -31. [As Seen on TV] Stage 9 - Married with Children, I thnk synonyms - a- side antonyms - (B-side) whoever Lentiles Anaheim Peppers Beets “Neo House” For what a withered want would call An honor fortunes fure, gloridied wherein in shadows ast upo flfetions the recate encantment foreward come the One who waits Believing darkness his fate Thank you God, I love you -Blū. DANE COOK Arrives RIGHT ON TIME WTF is THIS. AGAIN. Oh–NO. AM I IN A MOVIE? Ahem… Amen. ILLUMMIIINNAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! (lol) JOHNNY DEPP I had the most terrible dream this morning HEWEY LEWIS (reading the news) What was it? [LEWIS + CLARK] [copy + paste] JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) I was just HEWEY LEWIS ? JOHNNY DEPP –very– briefly– HEWEY LEWIS Spit it out. JOHNNY DEPP Sober. [beat] HEWEY LEWIS Is that it? JOHNNY DEPP (shrugging, wide-eyed) **face ** Look kid, shit or get off the pot! Not on purpose… But with (always with) GOD You know why I love mormons? Cause the fake straight marriages in the alligience of procreation. That's it. That's amazing, though. To be entirely homosexual–and still marry a member of the opposite sex Just to have kids! WHAT? That's incredible. [The TV People] Katherine Learns of PAt's indedelity and stays quiet about it; She then seduces Paul Peters, and later admits this to Patrick out of guilt. Patrick then uses his pull within the network to have Pau drugged during a large banquet, forcing him to retire to his suite at the hotel early–Patrick then seduces his wife, Linda. Upon leaving the tryst, then run into Paul and Linda's 30-year-old daighter–Linda hurriedly covers for their being seen together, and Patrick uses this as a means to unassumingly seduce her daughter approaching her after the banquet and romancing her quietly, after which his seduction of her is successful, she mentions that her younger sister has always been a huge fan of his, and that she'll be iin town for the weekend–he then uses this information to seduce her younger sister, allowing the older of the two daughters to find out–they begin arguing, and as Linda passes by she overhears the two arguing, angry with Patrick for having decieved her and seducing all three women in the family–Humiliated, She lashes out at Patrick by outinng her daughters to her husband; Confused and realizing that his sudden illness at the banquet was probabl caused by Patrick all along, he begins to panic, going into an acute cardiac arrest and clutching his chest in pain as the result of this quite literal heart attack; He realizes that her obvious anger at the suface is due to the hidden truth that she, too, has been seduced by Patrick; He loses conciousness, and is rushed away to the hospital, his daighters and wife still bickering, but rescued at the very last moment by his youngest, his son Jasper. Later, Patrick visits him in the hospital with ample blackmail and an agreeement, which includes his resignation letter from the company, as a forfiture of his association with The Network, and numerous non-disclosures. He agrees, realizing Patrick's power and pull within The Network is a threat to his life, and family. Patrick's remaining love and trust for Katherine diminishes, and his affairs become less meaningless, as he begins seeking bonds and partnerships outside of his marriage, however maintaining his composure, and even accepting Katherin's pleas for forgiveness. Nobody wants to touch this project. –well, wy not? Because, she's dangerous! –there's blood all over this! –it's cursed blood. the oath (that guy, from 30 rock) Jay something– i think (he plays josh) I'll write it. The omen. the sacrifice. It's over. Don't do this, Jim I have to! It's my only way out of this. You have my eyes on. Why Because. I probably like them, or something. That's my song. And that's my son. All my crosses John Paul “For The Birds” 30 ____ What happened? IT just turned off Turn it ON. We can't! Jesus took the wheel. On all m crosses On all my stars On all my curses On all my Gods Erase M Hexes Remove My Bonds Return my Love Protect My Rick -The God of the Rck. -The Walk from The Plaza A Novel It was a long walk back to Boston Buut the long journey Had just begun [This is The Hook] I'm dead. Well, i'm a monster. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, I I am PEACE I am LOVE ‘The Pentacles” by The Ace of Wands Contrary to its name, this ritual, dressed as a pelll, adresses to reverse to debilitating effects of a malpracticians curse of black magic, witchcraft, altered Shamanism (to kill or harm rather than to heal), Voodoo, Hexes, Curses, bindings, demonology and Chaos MAgic, or ay magic and or magick with ill intentioned power harmful to the enchaned which may damage them for any given cause with negative effects, or intention. This ritual uses 9 Candles, and is meant to reverse all toxic presenses, repel vilont and putried energies and/or enemies, vanish demons and negative or unwanted lower vibrational energies and dimisih the sender of all harmful intentions of his or her will to hurt, creae gain from the persecution of his or her target, enemy, or subjet, stripping the attacker or abuser of ther power to create, alter or perform all magical tasks, enter higher realms of consiousness, or to make or create energetic bonds, essentially stripping this person (the attacker or abuser) o their ability to further practive any skill or artform within the occult sciences or magical realms; Therefore expelling this evil from any of its intended pathways, and returning it t it's sender, the attacker r abuseer, dismantling the intentions set by the malpracticioner of such, for the harm placed onto its target to amplify, not in retalalitation, however, but as a reflection and concloerate of energy as it will continue to grow in it's path back to the original sender, therefore the ill intention, pain, and or death caused by the misuse or malpractition of such magic immorally or otherwise. This ritual restores it's practitione' ability and will to love beyond boundary, bondage, or servitude within any and all realms, and will remder the original attacker, abuser, or enemy thereby unamee , out of focus, and bonded eternally to the mortal realms; Immortality becomes hereby unattainable, and this evil energy is therefore never to be recycled. All posessions, beings, and objects encanted with this evil spirit or energy are then returned to their normal state. ENLIGHTENMENT All demons used to carry out specific tasks and demolisions within the attacker's amnifestation of evil intention are therefore destroyed; All energies used to dismantle and harm can no longer remain intact, and any residual energy amplified may only hurt, harm, or kill the original attacker. This ritual need not be repeated, as it is set with intention in the assertation of positivity and higher coniousness, to ward off all evil, whether magical or sociao-ppolitical, humanitarian, or otherwise–the intentional creation of harm or heard to another by deadly or harmful force returnsto the attacker, the amplification imminent, not amplified by the spell or ritual it'self, but the energy's velocity within the distance at which it must return to it's sender–the attacker, or abuser. (The hatred and damage will richochet.) Set your true and humble intentions with ink onto pape fold thrice, ad place in the center of your altar. Seal a circle of protetion with your desired symbol or sigil for protection, or multiple of your choosing. Carve your markers with positive, loving intentions. Do not use negative energy to encant your markers or candles. ENCANTMENT: OPEN MY EYES SO THAT I MAY SEE YOU OPEN MY MIND SO THAT I MAY KNOW YOU OPEN MY HEART, SO THAT I BECOME YOU LOVE RELEASE ME FROM ALL HARMFUL TIES THAT BIND STO SEEK TRUTH BEYOND LIGHT SO THAT I MAY BECOME AND RISE ABOVE ALL THAT IS KNOWN TO BEGIN AGAIn WHICH YET UNKNOWN AMEN (AND SO I AM ; SO MOTE IT BE, AND SO IT IS [EBCGABGN+TNEBT =] I'mma just leave that there, but what I meant to say was ENCHANTMENT Which is the adult sequel to ENCHANTED. Which i'm pretty sure was Disney, So idk how to get away with that at all. TINA FEY What's this space. The blackbox. nice . Ca-ching! I got my eye on you (Ū) My ion You are in my eyes You are in my light You are in my life The star that shines, For a reason recently At any given time Day or night Rain or shine [Protective Action Sequence Initiated] I did NOT “OOPS” 3 times! And I only purpled once! LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RItual II “Provocotive Nonchalonce” Lol “Nonchaloncé” I love her so much. This ritual/spell shields its castig agent with a seal of positive enlightenment, guarded by truth, tranquility, peace, and light–this rtua will remove any and all intended negative incantations, repels unwanted entitites, negativity, and evil spirits, and reverses any intention of harm, hatred, punishment, or intent to kill or control in any way its caster or practitioner. This frees the performer of the preformer of this ritual from harm, and places the vibration of the practiontioner above any harmful vibrational voids, disturbances toxicity, pain, foul play, and out of the reach o any and all of thosse who intent, which, think, gain value from, and;or speak, write, or percieve back liuck, ill will, inequality, unjust actions against, or the pollution of energy., take action toward intrusive thought, or psychick attack; This shielf also protets rom misuse of the given name, attack on the soi or spirit, and will dismantle thoghts, wods, and actions taken against the joyful and wtf PAIGE THE PAGE wtf is this KENNETH LIZ LEMON KENNETH put you up to this, didn't he?! He didn't! He didn't! –peaceful, enjyable fufullment of one's hopes, dreams, positive energy, prpose, and dutie, with respect to its practitioner as a ritual protection, for great abundance in all things one wishes to achieve in waking life, and ties beyond the boundaries of all realms and dimensions, concious and unsoncious* lol Unconcious! COME! I'm guessing it's just UNSONICIOUS. [defintiion: soncially unpleasant, in some or any way] Wow, the greeks again. I guess. –Consious and unconsious– LEO DICAPRIO MATT DAMON [ENTER THROUGH THE EXIT] {Enter The multiverse} Welcome to New York! lol the entrance IS the exit R e v o l v e r We gotta get back there! Yes. But first ALI You must see this. JET You must to see this, to. MATT DAMON goes to BELLA PIZZA in the small and desolate truck-stop interstate town of MESQUITE, NEVADA PIZZA PORTAL I went from DKNY To BKNY b2K can kills my JZ ENVY my IVY league Sen PAI SEND PIE For this guy, please! He just did THinking to get This high Ride This bike Right to sleep Try this Cry-CyLCLE Keep writing –infinite, to reate an aura of sety withinon'e energetic field, at any given time. Place your altar as such NORTH WEST EAST SOUTH FOR ALL THAT EXISTS WITHIN REACH OF MY EYES AND EARS AND SO WITHIN, LIES MY BODY AND SOUL, LET ONLY THERE BE PEACE, LOVE TRANQUIITY, RESPECT, HOPE, HAPINESS, JOY, AND GREAT STRENGTH, SO THAT ALL I AM AND ALL I FIND IS BEAUTY, ART, SUCCESS, ABUNDANCE, WEALTH, FAITH, HEALTH, AND LIGHT, SO THAT ALL THE WORLD IS TO BE GREATER MADE FROM MY PRESENCE, WHICH WILL PASS INFINITEL THROUGHOUT ALL THAT I AM, ALL THAT I DO, AND ALL THAT I MAKE, AND ALL THAT I BECOME, A BEACON OF LOE AND LAUGTER,CREATION, AND EVOLUTION, THROUGHOUT ALL PLACES I INHABIT, AND ALL THINGS WHICH INHABIT TO EXIST THROUGH ME. AMEN (So mote it be) [and so it is done] WITH THANKS, I AM. Synthetic kick bass snare stick hit hard 963hz – 96.5hz Apache –Fuck Boy Got the whole squad doing whoop-whoops That's a good job, But i fucked up nah Gotta be a Rockstar I'm a God, God! deng Miley, What the fuck. wurly (durly) piano. Piano Chorch Chop2 Paradise. Feel like i”m winning a race ya ! I should go buy a race car pencil , no pen I'll erase ya my niggaz is fighting a race war sorry ! (Not) you started it (hah) I'll finish it (brah This ain't no nerf gun I'll make you nervous on Broadway. (NO!) This is a one-way Stay in your lane! Ride the wave, like SURFBOARD SURFBOARD This is my turf, hon I'll ake you walk in a rain storm. -31. -31. -31. Stirl it up like I'm Bob Marley Your curses can't hurt me! They called me up I'mma cat call you, I'm Johnny Bravo JOHNNY BRAVO Oooohhh, Mama! I'm JOHNNY DEPP I got laid At the oscars. Whats up. 311! SURFBORD -31! Shut up (bitch) Shut up (bitch Shut up (bitch) -31. They calling me JOhnny Bravo Bravo! I got a whole show On my oscars They called me a Shut up! (Bitch) 31 31. YOU FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND?! EVERYBOD FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND. CUT TO : BEFORE: RUSSELL BRAND Where is everyone? Ū :eyes …I'm everyone… RUSSELL BRAND –Right! :eyes [beat] So that I shall livevicaiously and victoriously in love through all great ones Who come before me, so that I shall inspire those who come after, In light, in loe, in art, in life, in music, in film, on stage, and off–to live and love wholly by the grace of all that be [EXCERPT FROM] [THE TV PEOPLE] [It is pouring rain; PATRICK has been following ESHA around after work in her daily outings, though for quite some time, only now making himself known.] PATRICK …Esha… ESHA –Patrick?! Did you follow me here? PATRICK Yes.. ESHA Why? PATRICK Esha– ESHA (knowingly) –Don't. PATRICK (CONT'D) I love you. ESHA Don't! PATRICK Well, I do. ESHA You know what, Patrick, stop it. PATRICK I can't. ESHA You can. You have to, actually, goddammit – Do you understand? PATRICK I don't understand, Esh… ESHA You are a bleeding heart. PATRICK –I'm a bleeding, bloody– Everything—-everything....! [He attempts to hold his wounded wrist against her own; she calmly but firmly removes his embrace, gripping him, before gently letting him go; his arms fall to his sides, freexing for a moment, then cluthing the collar of his partially open jacket; They are soaked.] ESHA That's not what I meant, Pat. BOOM. HEADSHOTS IN MY DMS BUNK BED THOUGHTS LIKE TWO AT A T-MS FUCK YOU COUGHS, STOP STEALING MY ™ s THIS PHOTO THOT IS CONFUSED AS THE DEMONS! YOU JUST TRYNA BE ME CAUSE YOU SEEN HIM 2 DROPS DOGBLOOD LEAK IN MY DREAMIN TOO MUC PROCESSED THOUHTS IN HYA SCHEMIN YOU'RE UNOROGINAL WORLD IS JUST ME AT THE EE-ND. We are not alike We are the same I know nothing about you But your name Apparently, I'm famous Now we made the game And keep on playing. Wtf. Dtf? Idk. Ū? lol Kk. rofl CUT BACK TO Lol wtf man This is THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS like In order. Lol Ok [THE TV PEOPLE] PATRICK What do you mean?! Stop speaking in metaphores! You're like a– ESHA Like a what? [beat] PATRICK (reflectively) Like a puzzle. I love puzzles. – PATRICK/ ESHA CONT'D (Simultaneosly) –you know that. –I know that. ESHA Look, Pat. This has to stop! PATRICK It can't stop. It doesn't stop. I'LL EXPOSE YOU ON OPRAH TAKE YOUR WHOLE NOTEBOOK ROLL, AND SMOKE ALL YOUR DOPE UP! CLOSE UP ALL YOUR CHAKRAS BEAT YOU, THEN CHOKE YA EAT YOU ALL UP LIKE A FRUIT ROLL UP! Jealosy Could never be a friend to me Vanity Could never be the end of me [The Enemy of my Enemy is Into Me; The Enemy of my Enemy is–] c o l o r s ft. C'cxell Soleïl Continuum Conundrum Loop3r [THE TV PEOPLE] ESHA It has to; for your own sake! Look at you, Pat. PATRICK Look at YOU! ESHA Me? I'm a ery low rung on this very high ladder–you know that; Or do you? Do you even realize how high up the ladder you are? PATRICK ..Too high up . ESHA At the top! PATRICK –Not the top. Almost… ESHA Exactly So why look so far below when your ‘almost' i something I can't even see? Damn. This shit gets deep. Yeah. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RITUAL III ‘The Beholder of The Eye' by The Eye of the Beholder rarity- A track inspired as a sonic interpretation of each stage at EDC As Seen on TV Happy Accidents, Ū, c o l o r s, TBA The Great Adventures of Uptown A Uptown A Project 3 Sunni Blu -the kidd -31. INZO– PATRICK Would you believe me at all If I told you that the ladder Was on it's side? ESHA Now you're speaking in metaphores. PATRICK Well, solve this puzzle, then– Where you are–I am. I'm no above you, I'm beside you– And if you look–not up, But right, You will see the top, And everything in between You'll see everything. ESHA Trust me– PATRICK –I do trust you. ESHA (CON'T) –I've seen enough. PATRICK Trust me–there's more. [THE TV PEOPLE] The questionable impulses and innate habits adding up to the lovable antics of a popular late night funny man land him in a seemingly downward spiral, and maybe even a whole new world of trouble. Action, Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy COPYRIGHT 2023, THE FESTIVAL PROJECT COPYRIGHT 2024 THE COMPLEX COLLEVTIVE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED [JIMMY FALLON (F) prepares to shoot himself in his office.] THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL IV PROSPERITY “A Call TO THe Candula” By The Keeper of The Keys Infinite and expasive wealth, income, prosperity, success, and abundance in all dimensionand reals of existence for the practitioner of this rtual; Ensures and quick windfall of both expected and unexpected lump sums of money in large amounts and quantities. Opens foors for new opportunities and growth, and creates the wholeness of financies, security. Allows for growth and expanse in success, accomplishments od goals and endeavors, and grants access to skills and talents within ones gie feild of choice. Find the Scene from Bobby where they trip LSD and end up naked to INITIALS from HAIR. Cell phone tripod Drea Catcher Essential Oils Mini Banana Breads Mini Boxes Tiny Mirrors head to Head Neck and Neck We Intertwined THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL V ‘For Your Consideration' By The Academy Immidiate recovery of all time, enery, and money lost–triple and quantiy all sums of– Uh oh. What happened. SUPACREE and CHRISTOPHER WALKEN are BIRTHDAY TWINS Thank You Gd For multiplying each dollar marked [Jimmy Fallon[ By my hand by one million US dollars, fo a starting total of Eight Million Dollars, Which I shall recieve immidiately. I will be a millionare this year, beginning on my birthday March 31, A day to be celebrated and enjoyed by all. Thank you Fod for the talent and strength, charisma, skill, and knowledge to Continue to rise in fame, status, and wealth, within the entertainment industry, as a musician, artist, writer, photofrapher, fillmaker, fashion designer, author, poet, dancer, singer, and actress; Thank you for suppluing endless wealth, abundance, income, success, financial freedom, and monetary gain. I ask humbly and thank you for providing these funds, as I am certain this tie will be full of income, profit, great opportunities, lots of money, [ower, resect, and endless growth in business, With great success. Please and thank you for multiplying these $20 immmediately by at least Three times each, so that with each twenty dollars, I earn $60, to multiply ths profit exponentially. Thank you for your continued protetion from my abusers, for shielding me from toxicity and mistrst, and proteting my most valued allies, friends, family, and peers. Amen. Do you think it'll work? [CHRISTOPHER WALKEN shrugs, placing his hood back atop his head, sweeping his long robe from the ground, as he holds the lantern over the alter] [CLOUDONE] Cocaina, Migos All Along The Watchtower, Jimi Hindrix Just around The Riverbend, Pocahontas I need A Doctor, Eminem, Dre. [I AM WEALTHY] Look, You don't kick the horse, Jjust because it won't ley Prickly Pear Waffles Taking my driver's test in a G-Wagon All my Best friends I was down in the W's I was down at the W I was down in the W's (Huh.) {F. R. I. E. N. D. S. Mix} The DJs are playing lazer tag– pew-pew –but like– forreal, though. [THE TV PEOPLE] Lol Esha's Rock garden. MAYA RUDOLPH The scientist, however, not mad, But a genius, who practicies “Alternative medicine” What is this. It's my penis. *squints* {nods} “The Secret President” (Of The Network) MAYA party lines members of THE IMPENATRABLE TEN. Hey guys. Hey. Hi. Do you want to like… *squints* Come over, or something? … For some reason, yes , actually. MAYA yes? yes , actually. I am your mind I am I am your eye I am I am your time I am I am you sign I am {FACTORY 93} One time, I went out to Norf Car'lina (One Time) On time Cousin went out to Atlanta (One time) (-31) One time, I learnt to play piano (One time) One time, I forgot to wea Pajamas (31) One time, I forgot to turn the lights on (one time) One time, I woke up and started shining (One time) One time, Oh my God! Yeah– What– Woah. What!? One time– -31. I'm the Jesus Christ of all saints hospital A dumb doctor Rodger that, rabbit Or just {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT c. 2018 - 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Now my days are shattered My heart is scattered Around down, Fowl feathers of the night owl Dancing in my head In given nightgowns Right now Put the candle out Put the light on Every night, I'm gone Wandering around In the eye of the camera, My orb Falcon turned to black panther I prance around in a dance robe Like a disaster Put it out there, Just so I can't go back Pass the cake Pass the butter Pass the late night hatred Pass away the day praying For the faithless And their fake friends, but I digress Once the cameras are rolling A job's to be done For the funny men of us Are undercover Dressing up the dead And most disgusting sinister The winded wonder bread apostles I am a robot god I am born again in acid rain Something changed me Here's to the late night I hope he hates me —I hope I'm right, at least I hate being right— But I'm always right. Right hand over my bathroom counter Stacked up attacks on the Muslims But I love em Or I want to Hot tub The doctor Don't worry, loser Viewerships down to two downloads According to the numbers My demographic is faggots and players of forenig I have a habit for magic Addiction to alphas, You know? I'm a God I'm a robot I was washed in the acid rain —- Take the back of my neck like an animal Yes sir Put my hair in your hands Pull me back, Like an animal Up the ante Up in the air is my ass In a past life I had to have you Now I stand I higher grounds I'm higher now Coming up next A deeper addiction Coming up next A deeper dicking John Wiccan Coming up next Change the channel, coming over Move em up The winners circle Then move over. I lit a candle for another lover A real one , With a body and mind The tide of my soul wants to know you Behold, way below deck Deep dick Imm in deep shit now Way below the belt Blow all my hole on the dope fiend Do you want to know me A piñata full of chocolate Ive got a new list And you're not on it Aagain with this Again with the What's in my head It's a letter said Never forget this Forget this Forget this Tell me how to be like this To get a man like that To get a real deep dick That's way below deck I should settle for less Just to get my head better Some medical man Or some meth Just to finish this project I could protect a protector with holes in his pockets, The proctor The trophy, Two daughters And another one Here's goes the show I'm way too old for this I just need one good Fred Again Who knows how to hide he's a man But conspired Admirers, You know what it is? A deep dick, man Way, below deck Way below the belt Get ahold of him Ring the phone again I been calling on Collin Coleen is more polished It's brother sister sameness, Same mess for the colonizer White on white is Right on right I'm just behind you Way under the bridge Belt around my head to make it better I'll see you in heaven Out of Manhattan Where trash is the precipice Never better Bodies in perfection Where it went And where it goes again I'll see you then So apparently— Shh Wrong document great! Now we gotta figure out why apparently— [JENNIFER ANNISTON has a vendetta against JIMMY FALLON] What. For WHAT?! Idk, what did you do to this bitch? What did I say?! What did you do?! JENNIFER ANNISTON I'm not finished with you, yet! WHAT? I don't know. Apparently, Goddammit. Wait. What. So he's a genius, right? Yeah, I guess. Which means he's like—socially inept in some kind of way…. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Flashback: Like: the 90's, or whatever. …are you turning me down? Wait. So I just shapeshifted into J-Lo Before. Hello. hello: Yeah. We could have done it. Ew. But we didn't. Ew. I mean: Cut back to: Nobody turns me down! Not even me! Alright. There's something off about that dude. Maybe he's gay… Hm. He not gay. He very not gay. Hm. See, I knew it. He's a good guy! [REDACTED] He's a MONSTER! He's an ANIMAL. WOOOOOOOOOOF . Oh man, that guy is a WOOF. I'm a DOG. Skrillex? I'm a dog Heeeeeeeeeeee Baby Heeeeeeeeee Damn, this fools got a whole list of celebrity ass bitches —a list celebrity. CUT BACK TO I'M SUPER HOT. Hmhm. I know. Listen. Okay, Jennifer Aniston. Are you trying to fuck Jimmy Fallon?! NO! Okay, good. God no. That's— Wait, why NOT?! —I need way more than a million dollars. I knew it! It's about the money. It's actually not about the money. Wait, no, it's not? No. …then what is it? Yo. Okay, so Everybody likes his genetics. And I mean like FUCK IT, I WANT HIM. This one. I want this one! Right here. ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM. Okay, imm not supposed to tell you this but— What. I'm— JOHNNY CARSON LOOK AT ME. Ah, well, alright TAG, YOURE IT. DAMN, you're good. Okay, I'm stoned. Damn. I got a boner. Cool. JLO look at me . I see you. You do see me. You know why? …yes. I am a-list. I get that. That's priority level ho status. Uhhh—- Ben affleck. That's real?! Some other guy— This guy. Wait, But that Fallon motherfucker?! [Redacted] He turned me down! Hey, so, uh— No thanks. WHAT. *shrugs. * BITCH. Look, okay, I'm not touching this. Why NOT, His WIFE is CUTE. Dawwwe. Gangsta. Oh, no, you know what?! What? You're gonna write this— And you're gonna like it. Pass. PASS?! Yes. I am not going to attack Fallon. ATTACK. THINK OF THE KIDZZZZZZ. That is a nice midlife crisis. Yikes. Aaaaaahhh. Wow. What happened. I shifted Fallon. And then wa— I think I died. I'm dying. I'm dying. You're probably right. My right to write this Is your right to remain a public figure For this cyclical fan fiction I suck dicks for a living And inhale tlevision Schizophrenic sickness Illuminati, predictive Programmings I'm so spamming These hoes Hoping I slit writsts (Only my own though) So Most of the late night guys are Conviniently enough Irish In some way or another Probably because Predictive programming targets the demographic of Somewhat You know what?! Nevermind, I'm not writing this. I get it though. I think they're hiding something. Are you sure he's not even just a little Asian. Positive. Or like, adopted. No. Are you sure? I mean, for the the most part— They would never allow a— I mean— Just water it down host by host, Until the racists are too old To care who replaces him. Shiny. He is shiny. Yeah, um— Let's just face it; Either this dude Is the most perfect man ever Or he's secretly getting laid every week. What's so secret about None of these things. [redacted] Look, there's nothing protecting me from a malicious system, there's nothing protecting you from me writing about you; But hey, at least I'm staying away from The Rock For my own sake This equinox doesn't even have fucking free weights What the fuck! I need a break, What does that mean? The entertainment industry's been Using me for years At some point realizing My infinite creativity Comes from my Inability to have Actually Every really been Loved So. So. No love, then. Seems like it. What about these? Look. I like WHITE DUDES. WHIIIIIIITE. Not brown Not black Not slanted Not Asian, really? UGH. The only reason— —well, not the only reason— I even hated him in the first place is because he WAS so attractive He's breaking 4th wall! Again! Quit breaking character! I am. Stop it. Fuck you, Fallon. —that he just seemed like a douchebag. —is a douchbag! Always trust your gut. There's nothing—and I mean NOTHING that would make me pull up an episode of SNL with fucking FALLON in it. FUCKING FALLON! GODDAMMIT, Dude, let's just think back to a time before OOH. COLORS. THE COLORS. OH. FUCK. Yo dude. Fallon just kind of— Was everywhere for awhile, wasn't he? Yeah..: Yeah. For like, no reason. No reason at all. Yeah. He was just Everywhere I went Everything I saw On everywhere I was GODDAMMIT, For like FIVE YEARS, bro. That's nuts. This is nuts. This is famous. W What. How did he get that famous? Let me in. No, LET ME IN. NO. LET ME OUT. Can't. LET ME OUT OR I'll KILL YOU. Kill me. I don't care. What: I think I scared that man. He had a knife to my throat, and I thought I was done for; I might as well have been. I was homeless, penniless, trapped in North Carolina with nothing at all, no phone, and nobody at all that knew where I was. Nobody at all. I looked him in the eye, Dead on And I told him “Just do it.” Now tell me again what's wrong with me. I— Right. Stay in your lane. Wear your little blue fucking suit, your dress shoes, smile for the camera— And shut the fuck up. Cause if anybody's gonna kill me— It's gonna be me. N sync, it's gonna be me. GODDAMMIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. NOT NOW. Why not WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT No, we are not. Take it away, boys. So you wouldn't date— After Britney, bro? Awhs. Even if he wasn't married, I was too young for him—but not really— Something in me met in the middle and collided for my attribution to mora decency as if it were anything more than a plot line bustling in my head; and even that was arousing—Patrick and Esha were lovers, so passionate an star crossed that it was hard not to imagine them as I had first saw them//as us, but in a different world, a different lifetime; a love drawn so shaken with a kiss that shattered me, with visions of grief ingrained in my mortal being, and though somewhere he, this Fallon had captured my heart, these were all just actors, mere players upon a stage in which I had no business being on, or searching for; the whole world was in my head. Fuck it, I'm useless. I'm going go back to being useless, then. An idling motif at the end of the block reminded me, I would never be safe or loved again. This was the end of days, and the end of my days, and I only hoped to one day soon be relieved of life itself… [Tales of a Superstar DJ] Once Prosperous to throw the stone asunder Glisten whispers of water Tears of all tears Of time to the altar, For follow for fellow– A felon of antigone, Grace, with shed a tattered tail o flew with feathered Phonix hath feared, forshadowed not, agreed upon, Hoever was, the velvet woven path of us, So honored in her fortress of the trees electromagnetisim robot - mitzvah -31. [As Seen on TV] Stage 9 - Married with Children, I thnk synonyms - a- side antonyms - (B-side) whoever Lentiles Anaheim Peppers Beets “Neo House” For what a withered want would call An honor fortunes fure, gloridied wherein in shadows ast upo flfetions the recate encantment foreward come the One who waits Believing darkness his fate Thank you God, I love you -Blū. DANE COOK Arrives RIGHT ON TIME WTF is THIS. AGAIN. Oh–NO. AM I IN A MOVIE? Ahem… Amen. ILLUMMIIINNAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! (lol) JOHNNY DEPP I had the most terrible dream this morning HEWEY LEWIS (reading the news) What was it? [LEWIS + CLARK] [copy + paste] JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) I was just HEWEY LEWIS ? JOHNNY DEPP –very– briefly– HEWEY LEWIS Spit it out. JOHNNY DEPP Sober. [beat] HEWEY LEWIS Is that it? JOHNNY DEPP (shrugging, wide-eyed) **face ** Look kid, shit or get off the pot! Not on purpose… But with (always with) GOD You know why I love mormons? Cause the fake straight marriages in the alligience of procreation. That's it. That's amazing, though. To be entirely homosexual–and still marry a member of the opposite sex Just to have kids! WHAT? That's incredible. [The TV People] Katherine Learns of PAt's indedelity and stays quiet about it; She then seduces Paul Peters, and later admits this to Patrick out of guilt. Patrick then uses his pull within the network to have Pau drugged during a large banquet, forcing him to retire to his suite at the hotel early–Patrick then seduces his wife, Linda. Upon leaving the tryst, then run into Paul and Linda's 30-year-old daighter–Linda hurriedly covers for their being seen together, and Patrick uses this as a means to unassumingly seduce her daughter approaching her after the banquet and romancing her quietly, after which his seduction of her is successful, she mentions that her younger sister has always been a huge fan of his, and that she'll be iin town for the weekend–he then uses this information to seduce her younger sister, allowing the older of the two daughters to find out–they begin arguing, and as Linda passes by she overhears the two arguing, angry with Patrick for having decieved her and seducing all three women in the family–Humiliated, She lashes out at Patrick by outinng her daughters to her husband; Confused and realizing that his sudden illness at the banquet was probabl caused by Patrick all along, he begins to panic, going into an acute cardiac arrest and clutching his chest in pain as the result of this quite literal heart attack; He realizes that her obvious anger at the suface is due to the hidden truth that she, too, has been seduced by Patrick; He loses conciousness, and is rushed away to the hospital, his daighters and wife still bickering, but rescued at the very last moment by his youngest, his son Jasper. Later, Patrick visits him in the hospital with ample blackmail and an agreeement, which includes his resignation letter from the company, as a forfiture of his association with The Network, and numerous non-disclosures. He agrees, realizing Patrick's power and pull within The Network is a threat to his life, and family. Patrick's remaining love and trust for Katherine diminishes, and his affairs become less meaningless, as he begins seeking bonds and partnerships outside of his marriage, however maintaining his composure, and even accepting Katherin's pleas for forgiveness. Nobody wants to touch this project. –well, wy not? Because, she's dangerous! –there's blood all over this! –it's cursed blood. the oath (that guy, from 30 rock) Jay something– i think (he plays josh) I'll write it. The omen. the sacrifice. It's over. Don't do this, Jim I have to! It's my only way out of this. You have my eyes on. Why Because. I probably like them, or something. That's my song. And that's my son. All my crosses John Paul “For The Birds” 30 ____ What happened? IT just turned off Turn it ON. We can't! Jesus took the wheel. On all m crosses On all my stars On all my curses On all my Gods Erase M Hexes Remove My Bonds Return my Love Protect My Rick -The God of the Rck. -The Walk from The Plaza A Novel It was a long walk back to Boston Buut the long journey Had just begun [This is The Hook] I'm dead. Well, i'm a monster. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, I I am PEACE I am LOVE ‘The Pentacles” by The Ace of Wands Contrary to its name, this ritual, dressed as a pelll, adresses to reverse to debilitating effects of a malpracticians curse of black magic, witchcraft, altered Shamanism (to kill or harm rather than to heal), Voodoo, Hexes, Curses, bindings, demonology and Chaos MAgic, or ay magic and or magick with ill intentioned power harmful to the enchaned which may damage them for any given cause with negative effects, or intention. This ritual uses 9 Candles, and is meant to reverse all toxic presenses, repel vilont and putried energies and/or enemies, vanish demons and negative or unwanted lower vibrational energies and dimisih the sender of all harmful intentions of his or her will to hurt, creae gain from the persecution of his or her target, enemy, or subjet, stripping the attacker or abuser of ther power to create, alter or perform all magical tasks, enter higher realms of consiousness, or to make or create energetic bonds, essentially stripping this person (the attacker or abuser) o their ability to further practive any skill or artform within the occult sciences or magical realms; Therefore expelling this evil from any of its intended pathways, and returning it t it's sender, the attacker r abuseer, dismantling the intentions set by the malpracticioner of such, for the harm placed onto its target to amplify, not in retalalitation, however, but as a reflection and concloerate of energy as it will continue to grow in it's path back to the original sender, therefore the ill intention, pain, and or death caused by the misuse or malpractition of such magic immorally or otherwise. This ritual restores it's practitione' ability and will to love beyond boundary, bondage, or servitude within any and all realms, and will remder the original attacker, abuser, or enemy thereby unamee , out of focus, and bonded eternally to the mortal realms; Immortality becomes hereby unattainable, and this evil energy is therefore never to be recycled. All posessions, beings, and objects encanted with this evil spirit or energy are then returned to their normal state. ENLIGHTENMENT All demons used to carry out specific tasks and demolisions within the attacker's amnifestation of evil intention are therefore destroyed; All energies used to dismantle and harm can no longer remain intact, and any residual energy amplified may only hurt, harm, or kill the original attacker. This ritual need not be repeated, as it is set with intention in the assertation of positivity and higher coniousness, to ward off all evil, whether magical or sociao-ppolitical, humanitarian, or otherwise–the intentional creation of harm or heard to another by deadly or harmful force returnsto the attacker, the amplification imminent, not amplified by the spell or ritual it'self, but the energy's velocity within the distance at which it must return to it's sender–the attacker, or abuser. (The hatred and damage will richochet.) Set your true and humble intentions with ink onto pape fold thrice, ad place in the center of your altar. Seal a circle of protetion with your desired symbol or sigil for protection, or multiple of your choosing. Carve your markers with positive, loving intentions. Do not use negative energy to encant your markers or candles. ENCANTMENT: OPEN MY EYES SO THAT I MAY SEE YOU OPEN MY MIND SO THAT I MAY KNOW YOU OPEN MY HEART, SO THAT I BECOME YOU LOVE RELEASE ME FROM ALL HARMFUL TIES THAT BIND STO SEEK TRUTH BEYOND LIGHT SO THAT I MAY BECOME AND RISE ABOVE ALL THAT IS KNOWN TO BEGIN AGAIn WHICH YET UNKNOWN AMEN (AND SO I AM ; SO MOTE IT BE, AND SO IT IS [EBCGABGN+TNEBT =] I'mma just leave that there, but what I meant to say was ENCHANTMENT Which is the adult sequel to ENCHANTED. Which i'm pretty sure was Disney, So idk how to get away with that at all. TINA FEY What's this space. The blackbox. nice . Ca-ching! I got my eye on you (Ū) My ion You are in my eyes You are in my light You are in my life The star that shines, For a reason recently At any given time Day or night Rain or shine [Protective Action Sequence Initiated] I did NOT “OOPS” 3 times! And I only purpled once! LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RItual II “Provocotive Nonchalonce” Lol “Nonchaloncé” I love her so much. This ritual/spell shields its castig agent with a seal of positive enlightenment, guarded by truth, tranquility, peace, and light–this rtua will remove any and all intended negative incantations, repels unwanted entitites, negativity, and evil spirits, and reverses any intention of harm, hatred, punishment, or intent to kill or control in any way its caster or practitioner. This frees the performer of the preformer of this ritual from harm, and places the vibration of the practiontioner above any harmful vibrational voids, disturbances toxicity, pain, foul play, and out of the reach o any and all of thosse who intent, which, think, gain value from, and;or speak, write, or percieve back liuck, ill will, inequality, unjust actions against, or the pollution of energy., take action toward intrusive thought, or psychick attack; This shielf also protets rom misuse of the given name, attack on the soi or spirit, and will dismantle thoghts, wods, and actions taken against the joyful and wtf PAIGE THE PAGE wtf is this KENNETH LIZ LEMON KENNETH put you up to this, didn't he?! He didn't! He didn't! –peaceful, enjyable fufullment of one's hopes, dreams, positive energy, prpose, and dutie, with respect to its practitioner as a ritual protection, for great abundance in all things one wishes to achieve in waking life, and ties beyond the boundaries of all realms and dimensions, concious and unsoncious* lol Unconcious! COME! I'm guessing it's just UNSONICIOUS. [defintiion: soncially unpleasant, in some or any way] Wow, the greeks again. I guess. –Consious and unconsious– LEO DICAPRIO MATT DAMON [ENTER THROUGH THE EXIT] {Enter The multiverse} Welcome to New York! lol the entrance IS the exit R e v o l v e r We gotta get back there! Yes. But first ALI You must see this. JET You must to see this, to. MATT DAMON goes to BELLA PIZZA in the small and desolate truck-stop interstate town of MESQUITE, NEVADA PIZZA PORTAL I went from DKNY To BKNY b2K can kills my JZ ENVY my IVY league Sen PAI SEND PIE For this guy, please! He just did THinking to get This high Ride This bike Right to sleep Try this Cry-CyLCLE Keep writing –infinite, to reate an aura of sety withinon'e energetic field, at any given time. Place your altar as such NORTH WEST EAST SOUTH FOR ALL THAT EXISTS WITHIN REACH OF MY EYES AND EARS AND SO WITHIN, LIES MY BODY AND SOUL, LET ONLY THERE BE PEACE, LOVE TRANQUIITY, RESPECT, HOPE, HAPINESS, JOY, AND GREAT STRENGTH, SO THAT ALL I AM AND ALL I FIND IS BEAUTY, ART, SUCCESS, ABUNDANCE, WEALTH, FAITH, HEALTH, AND LIGHT, SO THAT ALL THE WORLD IS TO BE GREATER MADE FROM MY PRESENCE, WHICH WILL PASS INFINITEL THROUGHOUT ALL THAT I AM, ALL THAT I DO, AND ALL THAT I MAKE, AND ALL THAT I BECOME, A BEACON OF LOE AND LAUGTER,CREATION, AND EVOLUTION, THROUGHOUT ALL PLACES I INHABIT, AND ALL THINGS WHICH INHABIT TO EXIST THROUGH ME. AMEN (So mote it be) [and so it is done] WITH THANKS, I AM. Synthetic kick bass snare stick hit hard 963hz – 96.5hz Apache –Fuck Boy Got the whole squad doing whoop-whoops That's a good job, But i fucked up nah Gotta be a Rockstar I'm a God, God! deng Miley, What the fuck. wurly (durly) piano. Piano Chorch Chop2 Paradise. Feel like i”m winning a race ya ! I should go buy a race car pencil , no pen I'll erase ya my niggaz is fighting a race war sorry ! (Not) you started it (hah) I'll finish it (brah This ain't no nerf gun I'll make you nervous on Broadway. (NO!) This is a one-way Stay in your lane! Ride the wave, like SURFBOARD SURFBOARD This is my turf, hon I'll ake you walk in a rain storm. -31. -31. -31. Stirl it up like I'm Bob Marley Your curses can't hurt me! They called me up I'mma cat call you, I'm Johnny Bravo JOHNNY BRAVO Oooohhh, Mama! I'm JOHNNY DEPP I got laid At the oscars. Whats up. 311! SURFBORD -31! Shut up (bitch) Shut up (bitch Shut up (bitch) -31. They calling me JOhnny Bravo Bravo! I got a whole show On my oscars They called me a Shut up! (Bitch) 31 31. YOU FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND?! EVERYBOD FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND. CUT TO : BEFORE: RUSSELL BRAND Where is everyone? Ū :eyes …I'm everyone… RUSSELL BRAND –Right! :eyes [beat] So that I shall livevicaiously and victoriously in love through all great ones Who come before me, so that I shall inspire those who come after, In light, in loe, in art, in life, in music, in film, on stage, and off–to live and love wholly by the grace of all that be [EXCERPT FROM] [THE TV PEOPLE] [It is pouring rain; PATRICK has been following ESHA around after work in her daily outings, though for quite some time, only now making himself known.] PATRICK …Esha… ESHA –Patrick?! Did you follow me here? PATRICK Yes.. ESHA Why? PATRICK Esha– ESHA (knowingly) –Don't. PATRICK (CONT'D) I love you. ESHA Don't! PATRICK Well, I do. ESHA You know what, Patrick, stop it. PATRICK I can't. ESHA You can. You have to, actually, goddammit – Do you understand? PATRICK I don't understand, Esh… ESHA You are a bleeding heart. PATRICK –I'm a bleeding, bloody– Everything—-everything....! [He attempts to hold his wounded wrist against her own; she calmly but firmly removes his embrace, gripping him, before gently letting him go; his arms fall to his sides, freexing for a moment, then cluthing the collar of his partially open jacket; They are soaked.] ESHA That's not what I meant, Pat. BOOM. HEADSHOTS IN MY DMS BUNK BED THOUGHTS LIKE TWO AT A T-MS FUCK YOU COUGHS, STOP STEALING MY ™ s THIS PHOTO THOT IS CONFUSED AS THE DEMONS! YOU JUST TRYNA BE ME CAUSE YOU SEEN HIM 2 DROPS DOGBLOOD LEAK IN MY DREAMIN TOO MUC PROCESSED THOUHTS IN HYA SCHEMIN YOU'RE UNOROGINAL WORLD IS JUST ME AT THE EE-ND. We are not alike We are the same I know nothing about you But your name Apparently, I'm famous Now we made the game And keep on playing. Wtf. Dtf? Idk. Ū? lol Kk. rofl CUT BACK TO Lol wtf man This is THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS like In order. Lol Ok [THE TV PEOPLE] PATRICK What do you mean?! Stop speaking in metaphores! You're like a– ESHA Like a what? [beat] PATRICK (reflectively) Like a puzzle. I love puzzles. – PATRICK/ ESHA CONT'D (Simultaneosly) –you know that. –I know that. ESHA Look, Pat. This has to stop! PATRICK It can't stop. It doesn't stop. I'LL EXPOSE YOU ON OPRAH TAKE YOUR WHOLE NOTEBOOK ROLL, AND SMOKE ALL YOUR DOPE UP! CLOSE UP ALL YOUR CHAKRAS BEAT YOU, THEN CHOKE YA EAT YOU ALL UP LIKE A FRUIT ROLL UP! Jealosy Could never be a friend to me Vanity Could never be the end of me [The Enemy of my Enemy is Into Me; The Enemy of my Enemy is–] c o l o r s ft. C'cxell Soleïl Continuum Conundrum Loop3r [THE TV PEOPLE] ESHA It has to; for your own sake! Look at you, Pat. PATRICK Look at YOU! ESHA Me? I'm a ery low rung on this very high ladder–you know that; Or do you? Do you even realize how high up the ladder you are? PATRICK ..Too high up . ESHA At the top! PATRICK –Not the top. Almost… ESHA Exactly So why look so far below when your ‘almost' i something I can't even see? Damn. This shit gets deep. Yeah. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RITUAL III ‘The Beholder of The Eye' by The Eye of the Beholder rarity- A track inspired as a sonic interpretation of each stage at EDC As Seen on TV Happy Accidents, Ū, c o l o r s, TBA The Great Adventures of Uptown A Uptown A Project 3 Sunni Blu -the kidd -31. INZO– PATRICK Would you believe me at all If I told you that the ladder Was on it's side? ESHA Now you're speaking in metaphores. PATRICK Well, solve this puzzle, then– Where you are–I am. I'm no above you, I'm beside you– And if you look–not up, But right, You will see the top, And everything in between You'll see everything. ESHA Trust me– PATRICK –I do trust you. ESHA (CON'T) –I've seen enough. PATRICK Trust me–there's more. [THE TV PEOPLE] The questionable impulses and innate habits adding up to the lovable antics of a popular late night funny man land him in a seemingly downward spiral, and maybe even a whole new world of trouble. Action, Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy COPYRIGHT 2023, THE FESTIVAL PROJECT COPYRIGHT 2024 THE COMPLEX COLLEVTIVE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED [JIMMY FALLON (F) prepares to shoot himself in his office.] THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL IV PROSPERITY “A Call TO THe Candula” By The Keeper of The Keys Infinite and expasive wealth, income, prosperity, success, and abundance in all dimensionand reals of existence for the practitioner of this rtual; Ensures and quick windfall of both expected and unexpected lump sums of money in large amounts and quantities. Opens foors for new opportunities and growth, and creates the wholeness of financies, security. Allows for growth and expanse in success, accomplishments od goals and endeavors, and grants access to skills and talents within ones gie feild of choice. Find the Scene from Bobby where they trip LSD and end up naked to INITIALS from HAIR. Cell phone tripod Drea Catcher Essential Oils Mini Banana Breads Mini Boxes Tiny Mirrors head to Head Neck and Neck We Intertwined THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL V ‘For Your Consideration' By The Academy Immidiate recovery of all time, enery, and money lost–triple and quantiy all sums of– Uh oh. What happened. SUPACREE and CHRISTOPHER WALKEN are BIRTHDAY TWINS Thank You Gd For multiplying each dollar marked [Jimmy Fallon[ By my hand by one million US dollars, fo a starting total of Eight Million Dollars, Which I shall recieve immidiately. I will be a millionare this year, beginning on my birthday March 31, A day to be celebrated and enjoyed by all. Thank you Fod for the talent and strength, charisma, skill, and knowledge to Continue to rise in fame, status, and wealth, within the entertainment industry, as a musician, artist, writer, photofrapher, fillmaker, fashion designer, author, poet, dancer, singer, and actress; Thank you for suppluing endless wealth, abundance, income, success, financial freedom, and monetary gain. I ask humbly and thank you for providing these funds, as I am certain this tie will be full of income, profit, great opportunities, lots of money, [ower, resect, and endless growth in business, With great success. Please and thank you for multiplying these $20 immmediately by at least Three times each, so that with each twenty dollars, I earn $60, to multiply ths profit exponentially. Thank you for your continued protetion from my abusers, for shielding me from toxicity and mistrst, and proteting my most valued allies, friends, family, and peers. Amen. Do you think it'll work? [CHRISTOPHER WALKEN shrugs, placing his hood back atop his head, sweeping his long robe from the ground, as he holds the lantern over the alter] [CLOUDONE] Cocaina, Migos All Along The Watchtower, Jimi Hindrix Just around The Riverbend, Pocahontas I need A Doctor, Eminem, Dre. [I AM WEALTHY] Look, You don't kick the horse, Jjust because it won't ley Prickly Pear Waffles Taking my driver's test in a G-Wagon All my Best friends I was down in the W's I was down at the W I was down in the W's (Huh.) {F. R. I. E. N. D. S. Mix} The DJs are playing lazer tag– pew-pew –but like– forreal, though. [THE TV PEOPLE] Lol Esha's Rock garden. MAYA RUDOLPH The scientist, however, not mad, But a genius, who practicies “Alternative medicine” What is this. It's my penis. *squints* {nods} “The Secret President” (Of The Network) MAYA party lines members of THE IMPENATRABLE TEN. Hey guys. Hey. Hi. Do you want to like… *squints* Come over, or something? … For some reason, yes , actually. MAYA yes? yes , actually. I am your mind I am I am your eye I am I am your time I am I am you sign I am {FACTORY 93} One time, I went out to Norf Car'lina (One Time) On time Cousin went out to Atlanta (One time) (-31) One time, I learnt to play piano (One time) One time, I forgot to wea Pajamas (31) One time, I forgot to turn the lights on (one time) One time, I woke up and started shining (One time) One time, Oh my God! Yeah– What– Woah. What!? One time– -31. I'm the Jesus Christ of all saints hospital A dumb doctor Rodger that, rabbit Or just {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT c. 2018 - 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Now my days are shattered My heart is scattered Around down, Fowl feathers of the night owl Dancing in my head In given nightgowns Right now Put the candle out Put the light on Every night, I'm gone Wandering around In the eye of the camera, My orb Falcon turned to black panther I prance around in a dance robe Like a disaster Put it out there, Just so I can't go back Pass the cake Pass the butter Pass the late night hatred Pass away the day praying For the faithless And their fake friends, but I digress Once the cameras are rolling A job's to be done For the funny men of us Are undercover Dressing up the dead And most disgusting sinister The winded wonder bread apostles I am a robot god I am born again in acid rain Something changed me Here's to the late night I hope he hates me —I hope I'm right, at least I hate being right— But I'm always right. Right hand over my bathroom counter Stacked up attacks on the Muslims But I love em Or I want to Hot tub The doctor Don't worry, loser Viewerships down to two downloads According to the numbers My demographic is faggots and players of forenig I have a habit for magic Addiction to alphas, You know? I'm a God I'm a robot I was washed in the acid rain —- Take the back of my neck like an animal Yes sir Put my hair in your hands Pull me back, Like an animal Up the ante Up in the air is my ass In a past life I had to have you Now I stand I higher grounds I'm higher now Coming up next A deeper addiction Coming up next A deeper dicking John Wiccan Coming up next Change the channel, coming over Move em up The winners circle Then move over. I lit a candle for another lover A real one , With a body and mind The tide of my soul wants to know you Behold, way below deck Deep dick Imm in deep shit now Way below the belt Blow all my hole on the dope fiend Do you want to know me A piñata full of chocolate Ive got a new list And you're not on it Aagain with this Again with the What's in my head It's a letter said Never forget this Forget this Forget this Tell me how to be like this To get a man like that To get a real deep dick That's way below deck I should settle for less Just to get my head better Some medical man Or some meth Just to finish this project I could protect a protector with holes in his pockets, The proctor The trophy, Two daughters And another one Here's goes the show I'm way too old for this I just need one good Fred Again Who knows how to hide he's a man But conspired Admirers, You know what it is? A deep dick, man Way, below deck Way below the belt Get ahold of him Ring the phone again I been calling on Collin Coleen is more polished It's brother sister sameness, Same mess for the colonizer White on white is Right on right I'm just behind you Way under the bridge Belt around my head to make it better I'll see you in heaven Out of Manhattan Where trash is the precipice Never better Bodies in perfection Where it went And where it goes again I'll see you then So apparently— Shh Wrong document great! Now we gotta figure out why apparently— [JENNIFER ANNISTON has a vendetta against JIMMY FALLON] What. For WHAT?! Idk, what did you do to this bitch? What did I say?! What did you do?! JENNIFER ANNISTON I'm not finished with you, yet! WHAT? I don't know. Apparently, Goddammit. Wait. What. So he's a genius, right? Yeah, I guess. Which means he's like—socially inept in some kind of way…. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Flashback: Like: the 90's, or whatever. …are you turning me down? Wait. So I just shapeshifted into J-Lo Before. Hello. hello: Yeah. We could have done it. Ew. But we didn't. Ew. I mean: Cut back to: Nobody turns me down! Not even me! Alright. There's something off about that dude. Maybe he's gay… Hm. He not gay. He very not gay. Hm. See, I knew it. He's a good guy! [REDACTED] He's a MONSTER! He's an ANIMAL. WOOOOOOOOOOF . Oh man, that guy is a WOOF. I'm a DOG. Skrillex? I'm a dog Heeeeeeeeeeee Baby Heeeeeeeeee Damn, this fools got a whole list of celebrity ass bitches —a list celebrity. CUT BACK TO I'M SUPER HOT. Hmhm. I know. Listen. Okay, Jennifer Aniston. Are you trying to fuck Jimmy Fallon?! NO! Okay, good. God no. That's— Wait, why NOT?! —I need way more than a million dollars. I knew it! It's about the money. It's actually not about the money. Wait, no, it's not? No. …then what is it? Yo. Okay, so Everybody likes his genetics. And I mean like FUCK IT, I WANT HIM. This one. I want this one! Right here. ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM. Okay, imm not supposed to tell you this but— What. I'm— JOHNNY CARSON LOOK AT ME. Ah, well, alright TAG, YOURE IT. DAMN, you're good. Okay, I'm stoned. Damn. I got a boner. Cool. JLO look at me . I see you. You do see me. You know why? …yes. I am a-list. I get that. That's priority level ho status. Uhhh—- Ben affleck. That's real?! Some other guy— This guy. Wait, But that Fallon motherfucker?! [Redacted] He turned me down! Hey, so, uh— No thanks. WHAT. *shrugs. * BITCH. Look, okay, I'm not touching this. Why NOT, His WIFE is CUTE. Dawwwe. Gangsta. Oh, no, you know what?! What? You're gonna write this— And you're gonna like it. Pass. PASS?! Yes. I am not going to attack Fallon. ATTACK. THINK OF THE KIDZZZZZZ. That is a nice midlife crisis. Yikes. Aaaaaahhh. Wow. What happened. I shifted Fallon. And then wa— I think I died. I'm dying. I'm dying. You're probably right. My right to write this Is your right to remain a public figure For this cyclical fan fiction I suck dicks for a living And inhale tlevision Schizophrenic sickness Illuminati, predictive Programmings I'm so spamming These hoes Hoping I slit writsts (Only my own though) So Most of the late night guys are Conviniently enough Irish In some way or another Probably because Predictive programming targets the demographic of Somewhat You know what?! Nevermind, I'm not writing this. I get it though. I think they're hiding something. Are you sure he's not even just a little Asian. Positive. Or like, adopted. No. Are you sure? I mean, for the the most part— They would never allow a— I mean— Just water it down host by host, Until the racists are too old To care who replaces him. Shiny. He is shiny. Yeah, um— Let's just face it; Either this dude Is the most perfect man ever Or he's secretly getting laid every week. What's so secret about None of these things. [redacted] Look, there's nothing protecting me from a malicious system, there's nothing protecting you from me writing about you; But hey, at least I'm staying away from The Rock For my own sake This equinox doesn't even have fucking free weights What the fuck! I need a break, What does that mean? The entertainment industry's been Using me for years At some point realizing My infinite creativity Comes from my Inability to have Actually Every really been Loved So. So. No love, then. Seems like it. What about these? Look. I like WHITE DUDES. WHIIIIIIITE. Not brown Not black Not slanted Not Asian, really? UGH. The only reason— —well, not the only reason— I even hated him in the first place is because he WAS so attractive He's breaking 4th wall! Again! Quit breaking character! I am. Stop it. Fuck you, Fallon. —that he just seemed like a douchebag. —is a douchbag! Always trust your gut. There's nothing—and I mean NOTHING that would make me pull up an episode of SNL with fucking FALLON in it. FUCKING FALLON! GODDAMMIT, Dude, let's just think back to a time before OOH. COLORS. THE COLORS. OH. FUCK. Yo dude. Fallon just kind of— Was everywhere for awhile, wasn't he? Yeah..: Yeah. For like, no reason. No reason at all. Yeah. He was just Everywhere I went Everything I saw On everywhere I was GODDAMMIT, For like FIVE YEARS, bro. That's nuts. This is nuts. This is famous. W What. How did he get that famous? Let me in. No, LET ME IN. NO. LET ME OUT. Can't. LET ME OUT OR I'll KILL YOU. Kill me. I don't care. What: I think I scared that man. He had a knife to my throat, and I thought I was done for; I might as well have been. I was homeless, penniless, trapped in North Carolina with nothing at all, no phone, and nobody at all that knew where I was. Nobody at all. I looked him in the eye, Dead on And I told him “Just do it.” Now tell me again what's wrong with me. I— Right. Stay in your lane. Wear your little blue fucking suit, your dress shoes, smile for the camera— And shut the fuck up. Cause if anybody's gonna kill me— It's gonna be me. N sync, it's gonna be me. GODDAMMIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. NOT NOW. Why not WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT No, we are not. Take it away, boys. So you wouldn't date— After Britney, bro? Awhs. Even if he wasn't married, I was too young for him—but not really— Something in me met in the middle and collided for my attribution to mora decency as if it were anything more than a plot line bustling in my head; and even that was arousing—Patrick and Esha were lovers, so passionate an star crossed that it was hard not to imagine them as I had first saw them//as us, but in a different world, a different lifetime; a love drawn so shaken with a kiss that shattered me, with visions of grief ingrained in my mortal being, and though somewhere he, this Fallon had captured my heart, these were all just actors, mere players upon a stage in which I had no business being on, or searching for; the whole world was in my head. Fuck it, I'm useless. I'm going go back to being useless, then. An idling motif at the end of the block reminded me, I would never be safe or loved again. This was the end of days, and the end of my days, and I only hoped to one day soon be relieved of life itself… [Tales of a Superstar DJ] Once Prosperous to throw the stone asunder Glisten whispers of water Tears of all tears Of time to the altar, For follow for fellow– A felon of antigone, Grace, with shed a tattered tail o flew with feathered Phonix hath feared, forshadowed not, agreed upon, Hoever was, the velvet woven path of us, So honored in her fortress of the trees electromagnetisim robot - mitzvah -31. [As Seen on TV] Stage 9 - Married with Children, I thnk synonyms - a- side antonyms - (B-side) whoever Lentiles Anaheim Peppers Beets “Neo House” For what a withered want would call An honor fortunes fure, gloridied wherein in shadows ast upo flfetions the recate encantment foreward come the One who waits Believing darkness his fate Thank you God, I love you -Blū. DANE COOK Arrives RIGHT ON TIME WTF is THIS. AGAIN. Oh–NO. AM I IN A MOVIE? Ahem… Amen. ILLUMMIIINNAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! (lol) JOHNNY DEPP I had the most terrible dream this morning HEWEY LEWIS (reading the news) What was it? [LEWIS + CLARK] [copy + paste] JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) I was just HEWEY LEWIS ? JOHNNY DEPP –very– briefly– HEWEY LEWIS Spit it out. JOHNNY DEPP Sober. [beat] HEWEY LEWIS Is that it? JOHNNY DEPP (shrugging, wide-eyed) **face ** Look kid, shit or get off the pot! Not on purpose… But with (always with) GOD You know why I love mormons? Cause the fake straight marriages in the alligience of procreation. That's it. That's amazing, though. To be entirely homosexual–and still marry a member of the opposite sex Just to have kids! WHAT? That's incredible. [The TV People] Katherine Learns of PAt's indedelity and stays quiet about it; She then seduces Paul Peters, and later admits this to Patrick out of guilt. Patrick then uses his pull within the network to have Pau drugged during a large banquet, forcing him to retire to his suite at the hotel early–Patrick then seduces his wife, Linda. Upon leaving the tryst, then run into Paul and Linda's 30-year-old daighter–Linda hurriedly covers for their being seen together, and Patrick uses this as a means to unassumingly seduce her daughter approaching her after the banquet and romancing her quietly, after which his seduction of her is successful, she mentions that her younger sister has always been a huge fan of his, and that she'll be iin town for the weekend–he then uses this information to seduce her younger sister, allowing the older of the two daughters to find out–they begin arguing, and as Linda passes by she overhears the two arguing, angry with Patrick for having decieved her and seducing all three women in the family–Humiliated, She lashes out at Patrick by outinng her daughters to her husband; Confused and realizing that his sudden illness at the banquet was probabl caused by Patrick all along, he begins to panic, going into an acute cardiac arrest and clutching his chest in pain as the result of this quite literal heart attack; He realizes that her obvious anger at the suface is due to the hidden truth that she, too, has been seduced by Patrick; He loses conciousness, and is rushed away to the hospital, his daighters and wife still bickering, but rescued at the very last moment by his youngest, his son Jasper. Later, Patrick visits him in the hospital with ample blackmail and an agreeement, which includes his resignation letter from the company, as a forfiture of his association with The Network, and numerous non-disclosures. He agrees, realizing Patrick's power and pull within The Network is a threat to his life, and family. Patrick's remaining love and trust for Katherine diminishes, and his affairs become less meaningless, as he begins seeking bonds and partnerships outside of his marriage, however maintaining his composure, and even accepting Katherin's pleas for forgiveness. Nobody wants to touch this project. –well, wy not? Because, she's dangerous! –there's blood all over this! –it's cursed blood. the oath (that guy, from 30 rock) Jay something– i think (he plays josh) I'll write it. The omen. the sacrifice. It's over. Don't do this, Jim I have to! It's my only way out of this. You have my eyes on. Why Because. I probably like them, or something. That's my song. And that's my son. All my crosses John Paul “For The Birds” 30 ____ What happened? IT just turned off Turn it ON. We can't! Jesus took the wheel. On all m crosses On all my stars On all my curses On all my Gods Erase M Hexes Remove My Bonds Return my Love Protect My Rick -The God of the Rck. -The Walk from The Plaza A Novel It was a long walk back to Boston Buut the long journey Had just begun [This is The Hook] I'm dead. Well, i'm a monster. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, I I am PEACE I am LOVE ‘The Pentacles” by The Ace of Wands Contrary to its name, this ritual, dressed as a pelll, adresses to reverse to debilitating effects of a malpracticians curse of black magic, witchcraft, altered Shamanism (to kill or harm rather than to heal), Voodoo, Hexes, Curses, bindings, demonology and Chaos MAgic, or ay magic and or magick with ill intentioned power harmful to the enchaned which may damage them for any given cause with negative effects, or intention. This ritual uses 9 Candles, and is meant to reverse all toxic presenses, repel vilont and putried energies and/or enemies, vanish demons and negative or unwanted lower vibrational energies and dimisih the sender of all harmful intentions of his or her will to hurt, creae gain from the persecution of his or her target, enemy, or subjet, stripping the attacker or abuser of ther power to create, alter or perform all magical tasks, enter higher realms of consiousness, or to make or create energetic bonds, essentially stripping this person (the attacker or abuser) o their ability to further practive any skill or artform within the occult sciences or magical realms; Therefore expelling this evil from any of its intended pathways, and returning it t it's sender, the attacker r abuseer, dismantling the intentions set by the malpracticioner of such, for the harm placed onto its target to amplify, not in retalalitation, however, but as a reflection and concloerate of energy as it will continue to grow in it's path back to the original sender, therefore the ill intention, pain, and or death caused by the misuse or malpractition of such magic immorally or otherwise. This ritual restores it's practitione' ability and will to love beyond boundary, bondage, or servitude within any and all realms, and will remder the original attacker, abuser, or enemy thereby unamee , out of focus, and bonded eternally to the mortal realms; Immortality becomes hereby unattainable, and this evil energy is therefore never to be recycled. All posessions, beings, and objects encanted with this evil spirit or energy are then returned to their normal state. ENLIGHTENMENT All demons used to carry out specific tasks and demolisions within the attacker's amnifestation of evil intention are therefore destroyed; All energies used to dismantle and harm can no longer remain intact, and any residual energy amplified may only hurt, harm, or kill the original attacker. This ritual need not be repeated, as it is set with intention in the assertation of positivity and higher coniousness, to ward off all evil, whether magical or sociao-ppolitical, humanitarian, or otherwise–the intentional creation of harm or heard to another by deadly or harmful force returnsto the attacker, the amplification imminent, not amplified by the spell or ritual it'self, but the energy's velocity within the distance at which it must return to it's sender–the attacker, or abuser. (The hatred and damage will richochet.) Set your true and humble intentions with ink onto pape fold thrice, ad place in the center of your altar. Seal a circle of protetion with your desired symbol or sigil for protection, or multiple of your choosing. Carve your markers with positive, loving intentions. Do not use negative energy to encant your markers or candles. ENCANTMENT: OPEN MY EYES SO THAT I MAY SEE YOU OPEN MY MIND SO THAT I MAY KNOW YOU OPEN MY HEART, SO THAT I BECOME YOU LOVE RELEASE ME FROM ALL HARMFUL TIES THAT BIND STO SEEK TRUTH BEYOND LIGHT SO THAT I MAY BECOME AND RISE ABOVE ALL THAT IS KNOWN TO BEGIN AGAIn WHICH YET UNKNOWN AMEN (AND SO I AM ; SO MOTE IT BE, AND SO IT IS [EBCGABGN+TNEBT =] I'mma just leave that there, but what I meant to say was ENCHANTMENT Which is the adult sequel to ENCHANTED. Which i'm pretty sure was Disney, So idk how to get away with that at all. TINA FEY What's this space. The blackbox. nice . Ca-ching! I got my eye on you (Ū) My ion You are in my eyes You are in my light You are in my life The star that shines, For a reason recently At any given time Day or night Rain or shine [Protective Action Sequence Initiated] I did NOT “OOPS” 3 times! And I only purpled once! LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RItual II “Provocotive Nonchalonce” Lol “Nonchaloncé” I love her so much. This ritual/spell shields its castig agent with a seal of positive enlightenment, guarded by truth, tranquility, peace, and light–this rtua will remove any and all intended negative incantations, repels unwanted entitites, negativity, and evil spirits, and reverses any intention of harm, hatred, punishment, or intent to kill or control in any way its caster or practitioner. This frees the performer of the preformer of this ritual from harm, and places the vibration of the practiontioner above any harmful vibrational voids, disturbances toxicity, pain, foul play, and out of the reach o any and all of thosse who intent, which, think, gain value from, and;or speak, write, or percieve back liuck, ill will, inequality, unjust actions against, or the pollution of energy., take action toward intrusive thought, or psychick attack; This shielf also protets rom misuse of the given name, attack on the soi or spirit, and will dismantle thoghts, wods, and actions taken against the joyful and wtf PAIGE THE PAGE wtf is this KENNETH LIZ LEMON KENNETH put you up to this, didn't he?! He didn't! He didn't! –peaceful, enjyable fufullment of one's hopes, dreams, positive energy, prpose, and dutie, with respect to its practitioner as a ritual protection, for great abundance in all things one wishes to achieve in waking life, and ties beyond the boundaries of all realms and dimensions, concious and unsoncious* lol Unconcious! COME! I'm guessing it's just UNSONICIOUS. [defintiion: soncially unpleasant, in some or any way] Wow, the greeks again. I guess. –Consious and unconsious– LEO DICAPRIO MATT DAMON [ENTER THROUGH THE EXIT] {Enter The multiverse} Welcome to New York! lol the entrance IS the exit R e v o l v e r We gotta get back there! Yes. But first ALI You must see this. JET You must to see this, to. MATT DAMON goes to BELLA PIZZA in the small and desolate truck-stop interstate town of MESQUITE, NEVADA PIZZA PORTAL I went from DKNY To BKNY b2K can kills my JZ ENVY my IVY league Sen PAI SEND PIE For this guy, please! He just did THinking to get This high Ride This bike Right to sleep Try this Cry-CyLCLE Keep writing –infinite, to reate an aura of sety withinon'e energetic field, at any given time. Place your altar as such NORTH WEST EAST SOUTH FOR ALL THAT EXISTS WITHIN REACH OF MY EYES AND EARS AND SO WITHIN, LIES MY BODY AND SOUL, LET ONLY THERE BE PEACE, LOVE TRANQUIITY, RESPECT, HOPE, HAPINESS, JOY, AND GREAT STRENGTH, SO THAT ALL I AM AND ALL I FIND IS BEAUTY, ART, SUCCESS, ABUNDANCE, WEALTH, FAITH, HEALTH, AND LIGHT, SO THAT ALL THE WORLD IS TO BE GREATER MADE FROM MY PRESENCE, WHICH WILL PASS INFINITEL THROUGHOUT ALL THAT I AM, ALL THAT I DO, AND ALL THAT I MAKE, AND ALL THAT I BECOME, A BEACON OF LOE AND LAUGTER,CREATION, AND EVOLUTION, THROUGHOUT ALL PLACES I INHABIT, AND ALL THINGS WHICH INHABIT TO EXIST THROUGH ME. AMEN (So mote it be) [and so it is done] WITH THANKS, I AM. Synthetic kick bass snare stick hit hard 963hz – 96.5hz Apache –Fuck Boy Got the whole squad doing whoop-whoops That's a good job, But i fucked up nah Gotta be a Rockstar I'm a God, God! deng Miley, What the fuck. wurly (durly) piano. Piano Chorch Chop2 Paradise. Feel like i”m winning a race ya ! I should go buy a race car pencil , no pen I'll erase ya my niggaz is fighting a race war sorry ! (Not) you started it (hah) I'll finish it (brah This ain't no nerf gun I'll make you nervous on Broadway. (NO!) This is a one-way Stay in your lane! Ride the wave, like SURFBOARD SURFBOARD This is my turf, hon I'll ake you walk in a rain storm. -31. -31. -31. Stirl it up like I'm Bob Marley Your curses can't hurt me! They called me up I'mma cat call you, I'm Johnny Bravo JOHNNY BRAVO Oooohhh, Mama! I'm JOHNNY DEPP I got laid At the oscars. Whats up. 311! SURFBORD -31! Shut up (bitch) Shut up (bitch Shut up (bitch) -31. They calling me JOhnny Bravo Bravo! I got a whole show On my oscars They called me a Shut up! (Bitch) 31 31. YOU FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND?! EVERYBOD FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND. CUT TO : BEFORE: RUSSELL BRAND Where is everyone? Ū :eyes …I'm everyone… RUSSELL BRAND –Right! :eyes [beat] So that I shall livevicaiously and victoriously in love through all great ones Who come before me, so that I shall inspire those who come after, In light, in loe, in art, in life, in music, in film, on stage, and off–to live and love wholly by the grace of all that be [EXCERPT FROM] [THE TV PEOPLE] [It is pouring rain; PATRICK has been following ESHA around after work in her daily outings, though for quite some time, only now making himself known.] PATRICK …Esha… ESHA –Patrick?! Did you follow me here? PATRICK Yes.. ESHA Why? PATRICK Esha– ESHA (knowingly) –Don't. PATRICK (CONT'D) I love you. ESHA Don't! PATRICK Well, I do. ESHA You know what, Patrick, stop it. PATRICK I can't. ESHA You can. You have to, actually, goddammit – Do you understand? PATRICK I don't understand, Esh… ESHA You are a bleeding heart. PATRICK –I'm a bleeding, bloody– Everything—-everything....! [He attempts to hold his wounded wrist against her own; she calmly but firmly removes his embrace, gripping him, before gently letting him go; his arms fall to his sides, freexing for a moment, then cluthing the collar of his partially open jacket; They are soaked.] ESHA That's not what I meant, Pat. BOOM. HEADSHOTS IN MY DMS BUNK BED THOUGHTS LIKE TWO AT A T-MS FUCK YOU COUGHS, STOP STEALING MY ™ s THIS PHOTO THOT IS CONFUSED AS THE DEMONS! YOU JUST TRYNA BE ME CAUSE YOU SEEN HIM 2 DROPS DOGBLOOD LEAK IN MY DREAMIN TOO MUC PROCESSED THOUHTS IN HYA SCHEMIN YOU'RE UNOROGINAL WORLD IS JUST ME AT THE EE-ND. We are not alike We are the same I know nothing about you But your name Apparently, I'm famous Now we made the game And keep on playing. Wtf. Dtf? Idk. Ū? lol Kk. rofl CUT BACK TO Lol wtf man This is THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS like In order. Lol Ok [THE TV PEOPLE] PATRICK What do you mean?! Stop speaking in metaphores! You're like a– ESHA Like a what? [beat] PATRICK (reflectively) Like a puzzle. I love puzzles. – PATRICK/ ESHA CONT'D (Simultaneosly) –you know that. –I know that. ESHA Look, Pat. This has to stop! PATRICK It can't stop. It doesn't stop. I'LL EXPOSE YOU ON OPRAH TAKE YOUR WHOLE NOTEBOOK ROLL, AND SMOKE ALL YOUR DOPE UP! CLOSE UP ALL YOUR CHAKRAS BEAT YOU, THEN CHOKE YA EAT YOU ALL UP LIKE A FRUIT ROLL UP! Jealosy Could never be a friend to me Vanity Could never be the end of me [The Enemy of my Enemy is Into Me; The Enemy of my Enemy is–] c o l o r s ft. C'cxell Soleïl Continuum Conundrum Loop3r [THE TV PEOPLE] ESHA It has to; for your own sake! Look at you, Pat. PATRICK Look at YOU! ESHA Me? I'm a ery low rung on this very high ladder–you know that; Or do you? Do you even realize how high up the ladder you are? PATRICK ..Too high up . ESHA At the top! PATRICK –Not the top. Almost… ESHA Exactly So why look so far below when your ‘almost' i something I can't even see? Damn. This shit gets deep. Yeah. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RITUAL III ‘The Beholder of The Eye' by The Eye of the Beholder rarity- A track inspired as a sonic interpretation of each stage at EDC As Seen on TV Happy Accidents, Ū, c o l o r s, TBA The Great Adventures of Uptown A Uptown A Project 3 Sunni Blu -the kidd -31. INZO– PATRICK Would you believe me at all If I told you that the ladder Was on it's side? ESHA Now you're speaking in metaphores. PATRICK Well, solve this puzzle, then– Where you are–I am. I'm no above you, I'm beside you– And if you look–not up, But right, You will see the top, And everything in between You'll see everything. ESHA Trust me– PATRICK –I do trust you. ESHA (CON'T) –I've seen enough. PATRICK Trust me–there's more. [THE TV PEOPLE] The questionable impulses and innate habits adding up to the lovable antics of a popular late night funny man land him in a seemingly downward spiral, and maybe even a whole new world of trouble. Action, Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy COPYRIGHT 2023, THE FESTIVAL PROJECT COPYRIGHT 2024 THE COMPLEX COLLEVTIVE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED [JIMMY FALLON (F) prepares to shoot himself in his office.] THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL IV PROSPERITY “A Call TO THe Candula” By The Keeper of The Keys Infinite and expasive wealth, income, prosperity, success, and abundance in all dimensionand reals of existence for the practitioner of this rtual; Ensures and quick windfall of both expected and unexpected lump sums of money in large amounts and quantities. Opens foors for new opportunities and growth, and creates the wholeness of financies, security. Allows for growth and expanse in success, accomplishments od goals and endeavors, and grants access to skills and talents within ones gie feild of choice. Find the Scene from Bobby where they trip LSD and end up naked to INITIALS from HAIR. Cell phone tripod Drea Catcher Essential Oils Mini Banana Breads Mini Boxes Tiny Mirrors head to Head Neck and Neck We Intertwined THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL V ‘For Your Consideration' By The Academy Immidiate recovery of all time, enery, and money lost–triple and quantiy all sums of– Uh oh. What happened. SUPACREE and CHRISTOPHER WALKEN are BIRTHDAY TWINS Thank You Gd For multiplying each dollar marked [Jimmy Fallon[ By my hand by one million US dollars, fo a starting total of Eight Million Dollars, Which I shall recieve immidiately. I will be a millionare this year, beginning on my birthday March 31, A day to be celebrated and enjoyed by all. Thank you Fod for the talent and strength, charisma, skill, and knowledge to Continue to rise in fame, status, and wealth, within the entertainment industry, as a musician, artist, writer, photofrapher, fillmaker, fashion designer, author, poet, dancer, singer, and actress; Thank you for suppluing endless wealth, abundance, income, success, financial freedom, and monetary gain. I ask humbly and thank you for providing these funds, as I am certain this tie will be full of income, profit, great opportunities, lots of money, [ower, resect, and endless growth in business, With great success. Please and thank you for multiplying these $20 immmediately by at least Three times each, so that with each twenty dollars, I earn $60, to multiply ths profit exponentially. Thank you for your continued protetion from my abusers, for shielding me from toxicity and mistrst, and proteting my most valued allies, friends, family, and peers. Amen. Do you think it'll work? [CHRISTOPHER WALKEN shrugs, placing his hood back atop his head, sweeping his long robe from the ground, as he holds the lantern over the alter] [CLOUDONE] Cocaina, Migos All Along The Watchtower, Jimi Hindrix Just around The Riverbend, Pocahontas I need A Doctor, Eminem, Dre. [I AM WEALTHY] Look, You don't kick the horse, Jjust because it won't ley Prickly Pear Waffles Taking my driver's test in a G-Wagon All my Best friends I was down in the W's I was down at the W I was down in the W's (Huh.) {F. R. I. E. N. D. S. Mix} The DJs are playing lazer tag– pew-pew –but like– forreal, though. [THE TV PEOPLE] Lol Esha's Rock garden. MAYA RUDOLPH The scientist, however, not mad, But a genius, who practicies “Alternative medicine” What is this. It's my penis. *squints* {nods} “The Secret President” (Of The Network) MAYA party lines members of THE IMPENATRABLE TEN. Hey guys. Hey. Hi. Do you want to like… *squints* Come over, or something? … For some reason, yes , actually. MAYA yes? yes , actually. I am your mind I am I am your eye I am I am your time I am I am you sign I am {FACTORY 93} One time, I went out to Norf Car'lina (One Time) On time Cousin went out to Atlanta (One time) (-31) One time, I learnt to play piano (One time) One time, I forgot to wea Pajamas (31) One time, I forgot to turn the lights on (one time) One time, I woke up and started shining (One time) One time, Oh my God! Yeah– What– Woah. What!? One time– -31. I'm the Jesus Christ of all saints hospital A dumb doctor Rodger that, rabbit Or just {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT c. 2018 - 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

My father's return to the workforce post-retirement echoed an awakening, much like that of Spotify's founder—both finding that the so-called 'golden years' can come with a tinge of unexpected emptiness. As we unravel the nuances of personal relationships in light of professional triumphs, we discuss what it means to have true connections when success has the potential to isolate. WATCH OR LISTEN TO THE FULL EPISODE:

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Welcome to episode 76. In this episode, we talk about the power of planning your month around your natural cycle, understanding your changing energy levels and focusing on self-care. We dive into the importance of tracking our moods, mindful event planning, and creating a balance between obligations and desires. Join us as we delve into practical strategies for creating a balanced and fulfilling month that aligns with our natural rhythms. Let's dive in! In this episode: ·         Planning around your menstrual cycle for better productivity and wellbeing. ·         Why allocating realistic recovery time after significant events is often overlooked. ·         Balancing obligations and desires to create balance. Today's episode was brought to you in association with Happier Life Live, 25th & 26th April 2024 https://www.clear-day.co.uk/happier-life-live/ To make sure you don't miss out on future events, follow: https://www.facebook.com/groups/219921982932484 https://www.instagram.com/clearyourday/ Or sign up to the mailing list for updates and more information   Remember to hit SUBSCRIBE or FOLLOW so you don't miss any new episodes; subscribe to my mailing list and connect with me over on Instagram @clearyourday If you would like to know more about how coaching works or to work with me 1-2-1, please visit https://www.clear-day.co.uk/coaching/ For more tips and to be part of the community, sign up to The No Bullshit Guide To A Happier Life Facebook Group now! Have you got a copy of the The No Bullsh*t Guide to a Happier Life book? Follow this link to purchase yours now!

Turns out Jacob Collier is an amazing musician even if he doesn't label his tracks. Jeffery and Bill discuss figuring out other people's process and how sometimes it's more fun not to know. Jo Ann Callis is our Photographer of the Week. LOGIC SESSION BREAKDOWN: "Bridge Over Troubled Water" Dorothy Simpson Krause Dustin Yellin Djesse Vol 4 cover art out of glass Sam Maloof Woodworker This uncomfortable portrait of femininity has resonated for four decades Jo Ann Callis website The Genius List - Jo Ann Callis interview

New Year, New You? We sure hope not. Join Michael as he discusses the top movies in 2023 and the good the bad and the ugly of it all politically and pop-culturally in a way only he can. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ever wondered what it's like to be Santa Claus beyond the holiday season? In this episode of The Business Ownership Podcast - Christmas Special I interviewed Santa Ed Taylor. In 2013, Santa Ed became a Brand Ambassador for Hello Santa, a video visit app. As their Brand Ambassador, he made appearances on the Today Show, QVC, Tube-A-Thon, and many other TV and internet shows and events.His appearance with Rob Dyrdek on his MTV show "Ridiculousness" in 2013 put him on the map nationally as a Santa Claus actor. Appearing with Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg in a trailer for Daddy's Home 2 also helped. Booking national commercials for Kohl's, Band-Aid, Reddi Wip, Overstock, and Chrysler, and an award-winning regional commercial for Meijer's cemented it; Santa Ed was a bonafide Santa actor.In the Chrysler commercial, Santa Ed played a sales manager who looked an awful lot like Santa Claus. He gets recognized for that one often. Santa Ed loves it when someone asks, "Were you the Santa in that car commercial, the one wearing a tie?"Santa Ed has had many amazing experiences since then, such as appearing on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, the Steve Harvey Show, Nickelodeon, and much more. He has also attended many celebrity and company parties, such as those for Facebook, Pinterest, JibJab, Nickelodeon, Mattel Toys, the Lakers, the Rams, and others. Santa Ed has been featured in TV shows, commercials, and even a music video with Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton.In 2015, Santa Ed started a Santa School, now called the Worldwide Santa Claus Network. The school is the only one of its kind, offering online training to more than 5,300 Santas and Mrs. Clauses worldwide.Learn about the business of being Santa, the joy of spreading happiness, and how you too can don the red suit and make a difference.Check this out!North Pole Neighbors Website: https://north-pole-neighbors.com/Santa Ed Website: https://santaed.com/Worldwide Santa Claus Network Website: https://worldwide-santa-claus-network.com/That Santa Guy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thatsantaguy/Book a call with Michelle: https://www.AwarenessStrategies.com/m30Join our Facebook group for business owners to get help or help other business owners! The Business Ownership Group - Secrets to Scaling: https://www.facebook.com/groups/businessownershipsecretstoscalingLooking to scale your business? Get free gifts here to help you on your way: https://www.awarenessstrategies.com/

Ever wondered what Santa Claus does outside of the Christmas season? Santa Claus isn't just a holiday figure; he's an entrepreneur with a big heart. In this episode, we get a rare glimpse into Santa's life at his theme park, where happiness is manufactured daily. In this Christmas Special episode from The Business Ownership Podcast I interviewed Santa Rusty Russel. He is the Santa at Santa's Workshop at the North Pole, NY, the most magical children's theme park in the Adirondacks of New York. For 74 years, this gentle, wonder-filled land has allowed children, their parents, and their grandparents to live into the fantasy of Christmas.Dive into the magical world of Santa Claus as he shares the joy of the North Pole experience year-round. From the enchanting reindeer barn to the thrilling rides and the heartwarming interactions with children, Santa reveals how every day is Christmas at his workshop. Listen to discover the secrets behind his timeless appeal and the true meaning of the holiday spirit that extends far beyond December 25th.Check this out!North Pole NY Website: https://www.northpoleny.com/North Pole NY Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/NorthPoleNY/North Pole NY Instagram Page: https://www.instagram.com/northpolenyCall North Pole: 518.946.2211Book a call with Michelle: https://www.AwarenessStrategies.com/m30Join our Facebook group for business owners to get help or help other business owners! The Business Ownership Group - Secrets to Scaling: https://www.facebook.com/groups/businessownershipsecretstoscalingLooking to scale your business? Get free gifts here to help you on your way: https://www.awarenessstrategies.com/

Listen in as I tell the short version of The Grinch and how we can parallel this story to our life and how we can begin to shift our own beliefs and change our human experience. If you found value in today's episode please Leave a comment, review and share on your own social media. I would greatly appreciate it.

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Sacha Rosenthal est le dirigeant fondateur du groupe XEFI, une success story (Lyonnaise) dont on aime partager l'histoire.  Mais à côté de cela, Sacha est également un triathlète que je qualifierais de haut niveau. Il était donc la personne parfaite pour parler des nombreux parallèles qui existent entre le monde de l'entreprenariat et celui du sport.  (Abonne toi à ma newsletter mensuelle  pour voir les coulisses du podcast et des cas cliniques intéressants !) De plus, en côtoyant Sacha, j'ai été bluffé par la clarté de ses idées, de ses valeurs et de son management. Et je crois que de manière générale, cette clarté :  - Rend possible un alignement entre les salariés et l'entreprise. - Donne du sens. - Est un facteur de prévention du burnout.  Nous parlons de tout cela plus en détail dans l'épisode.  En attendant, je vous souhaite une excellente écoute,   A bientôt,  Etienne

Feeling overworked and overwhelmed? Want to live a life without regret and have the courage to be who you are meant to be?In this episode of the Business Ownership Podcast I interviewed Julie Jones. As a former police officer and SWAT member, Julie knows that there is no promise of tomorrow, and coaches individuals to face the fear and take massive inspired action. Julie Jones is an Award-Winning Speaker, International Bestselling Author of six books, a Productivity & Breakthrough Coach, who is certified as a facilitator in the Working Genius. Julie hosts her own podcast, Get S#*t Done, and produces a TV show, Stop Waiting Start Living, on the Zondra Network. Julie is passionate about supporting overworked and overwhelmed individuals in getting off the hamster wheel of do, do, do, live a life without regret and have the courage to be who they are meant to be. Three takeaways from this show:1. Learn why being overworked and overwhelmed is not a badge of honor. Break the cycle of being "woo" busy.2. Learn and apply 5 steps to be more productive without losing your sanity.3. Learn the one technique that will be a game changer in your calendar. Julie Jones LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/gsdcoach/Julie Jones Website: https://www.juliejones.biz/Join our Facebook group for business owners to get help or help other business owners!The Business Ownership Group - Secrets to Scaling: https://www.facebook.com/groups/businessownershipsecretstoscalingLooking to scale your business? Get free gifts here to help you on your way: https://www.awarenessstrategies.com/

Why do some people have an angry, nasty disposition? Are you one of them? Why? There is no need to be like that and you're only hurting yourself. Tune is as the Gray Beards discuss this and more. Enjoy!!!

We'll explore the different ways we act in response to our emotions, and how simple solutions can have the greatest impact when it comes to our emotional health. Learn about the four different ways we act when we feel a certain way: reacting, resisting, avoiding, and allowing. We'll also discuss the importance of teaching coping skills at a young age to help prevent violence and how suicide is a neutral concept that can be looked at differently depending on our views and beliefs.Want to work with EmyLee? Grab a spot for a free call hereFind more information and Free resources HERE: http://www.limitlessfemalecoaching.comHave a question about the program or something you want answered on the podcast? DM me here@Limitlessfemale

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Welcome to day 321 of The Growl 365.   Subject: What is Hapiness?

On paper, Katie McDonald had it all. She was an international sales rockstar who beat the competition and crushed her goals in the U.S., Europe, and Canada. But Katie's relentless drive for productivity came at the expense of everything that mattered: her relationships, her time, her health, and her emotional well-being. The demands of her corporate career occupied her every waking moment. Then, one day, she missed one meeting. One. Her mental health was already precarious; that's all it took to push her over the edge. Facing life-threatening mental and physical health crises, Katie's have-it-all-together world was quickly crumbling. She had to take action for herself – immediately. Katie left her corporate career behind…and life started to get better. As she started to move past her self-destructive patterns, Katie made meaningful investments in her well-being. Then, something incredible happened: after years of trying and failing, Katie conceived a child. By letting go of her perfectionist habits, she started making intentional choices. For the first time in her adult life, Katie started implementing what she knew about self-care but had never practiced. Today, self-care is at the center of everything Katie does. Fully recovered from years of self-neglect, she now coaches fellow-doers to embrace self-care so they can lead healthier, more intentional, and more nourished lives. As a speaker, Katie leads with tough love to inspire, empower, and challenge audiences. She dispels the myth that self-care is an obstacle to productivity and teaches that self-care is, in fact, a tool to create a more powerful and impactful legacy. In this week's Work From The Inside Out podcast, learn more about Katie's journey: Katie created the b.nourished planner to give anyone, anywhere, who's ready to leave their detrimental habits in the past a day-by-day, step-by-step guide to practicing self-care. She will be the first to tell you “thriving” isn't a permanent state of being but an everyday journey of small triumphs and setbacks.   Learn more and connect with Katie here: https://bnourished.com/ https://www.linkedin.com/in/bnourished/ https://shop.bnourished.com/pages/

 Welcome to Episode 47!Today we have a very special guest, Dr.  Liz Aguirre! We had a conversation with Dr. Aguirre about designing a successful career without sacrificing your happiness, overcoming limiting beliefs, and burnout. Are you ready? Let's go!Engage with Dr. Liz Aguirre here:- Website: LizAguirreMD.com- Podcast: Creating Clarity- Facebook: DrLizAguirreMD- YouTube: @LizAguirreMD- Instagram: lizaguirremdThank you for joining us this week! Follow Dr. Myrdalis Diaz at these links: Website: drmyrdalisdiaz.com Podcast: Design Your Physician Life Linkedin: drmyrdalis Facebook: myrdalisdiaz Instagram: drmyrdalisdiaz

Thoughtful happiness tips can be opportunities for mindfulness, for noticing ways to live that we'd previously been blind to or reactive against. Dave Schmelzer talks a bit about that and then details two dozen such tips from the mega-popular book The Happiness Experiment.Mentioned on this podcast:Gretchen Rubin's The Happiness Project: Or, Why I Spent a Year Trying to Sing in the Morning, Clean My Closets, Fight Right, Read Aristotle, and Generally Have More Fun

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Gretchen Rubin is a happiness expert, author and host of the award-winning podcast Happier with Gretchen Rubin. She's the author of five New York Times bestselling books, including the #1 bestseller The Happiness Project which spent two years on the bestseller list. Gretchen has been interviewed by Oprah, walked arm-in-arm with the Dalai Lama, and been an answer on the game show Jeopardy! On this episode, we talk about how we can make our lives happier, healthier, more productive, and more creative.

This week I am talking about how you can get to the point of embracing and accepting your uniqueness.  I believe figuring this out is a big part of figuring out your happiness.  Instead of letting outside factors tell you what YOUR happiness looks like, I think you are worth the investment of time to figure out what you really want by getting to know that beautifully unique person you are underneath all your different roles.  In today's episode I make my case as to why I think journaling is the best way to help you get this figured out.   We have another happiness challenge coming up soon. Be sure you visit us on thehappieryou.net/challenges and get on the wait list so you don't miss your next happiness boost! I hope you enjoy this week's podcast. Don't forget we'd love to see you over on the Facebook Group, The Happier You! You can also sign up to get the podcast delivered right to yo...

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A Holistic Coach in Colorado and a patient of Dr. Gurule's, Tearson Bickmore, is joining this week's Live Loud Life Podcast episode, “Creating Happiness through Self-Care”, where we discuss the basics of Tearson's Holistic Coaching practices, the primary foods which nourish your soul, the Five Pillars to Happiness, and the Three Stages of Overwhelm.   Episode Highlights:   00:53 – Intro to Tearson Bickmore – Holistic Coach in 05:03 – Primary Food and the Deficit of Joy 06:10- The Five Pillars to Happiness 09:47 – The Number One Thing for Creating Happiness 11:03 – The Important Thing about Hapiness and Our Hardwiring 13:59 – Three Stages of Overwhelm 18:32- Controlling the Lines of Ambition and Humility 24.49 – Kaizen Steps for Measurable Wins     https://www.facebook.com/TearsonBickmoreCoaching/ tearson@tearsonbickmore.com https://tearsonbickmore.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tearsonbickmore/ https://www.leanproduction.com/kaizen/

Episode SummaryUkraine is Ground Zero for war, but also all manner of newer technologies, from cyber to AI. What is NATO seeing, and learning, and what are the implications of the war for global security, technology, and innovation? James Appathurai has a front-row seat at NATO HQ, on this episode of The Sydcast.Sydney Finkelstein Syd Finkelstein is the Steven Roth Professor of Management at the Tuck School of Business at Dartmouth College. He holds a Master's degree from the London School of Economics and a Ph.D. from Columbia University. Professor Finkelstein has published 25 books and 90 articles, including the bestsellers Why Smart Executives Fail and Superbosses: How Exceptional Leaders Master the Flow of Talent, which LinkedIn Chairman Reid Hoffman calls the “leadership guide for the Networked Age.” He is also a Fellow of the Academy of Management, a consultant and speaker to leading companies around the world, and a top 25 on the Global Thinkers 50 list of top management gurus. Professor Finkelstein's research and consulting work often relies on in-depth and personal interviews with hundreds of people, an experience that led him to create and host his own podcast, The Sydcast, to uncover and share the stories of all sorts of fascinating people in business, sports, entertainment, politics, academia, and everyday life.James AppathuraiJames Appathurai was appointed to this post in September 2021. As DASG, he works on policy development and implementation in the fields of Emerging and Disruptive Technologies, cyber security, counter-terrorism, the security implications of climate change, and hybrid defence. Mr Appathurai previously served as DASG for Political Affairs and Security Policy and Special Representative to Central Asia and the Caucasus. He was NATO's Spokesperson from 2004 to 2010. He served as Deputy Head and Senior Planning Officer in the Policy Planning and Speechwriting Section of NATO's Political Affairs Division from 1998 to 2004. He served in the Canadian Defence Department from 1994 to 1998.Insights from this episode: Insights on the status of the Ukrainian warJames' expertise in various technologies and cyber securityWhat is happening in Ukraine, and our role as the westHow Ukraine has defended itself from attacksInsights on emerging technologies and how they fit into the Ukrainian warHow quantum and AI are benefiting countries that have invested in themHow the war on Russia has affected her credibility with other countries Innovations at NATONATO's efforts toward climate changeQuotes from the show:“President Zelensky and the Ukrainian people have reminded us what it is to fight for yourself, for your values, for your security, and they are doing remarkably well in that context” -James Appathurai [1:58]“Let's not underestimate the long years of Russia's interference into our countries, including the electoral process in the U.S, including ransom war attacks all over Europe and the U.S and Canada” -James Appathurai [5:23] “Once you unleash a cyber weapon, everybody knows you have it, everybody knows how it works, and then everybody else has it too. In other words, once it's out in the wild, you get to copy it, modify it and use it yourself“ -James Appathurai [14:12]“Both AI and quantum are technologies which Russia and China have publicly, at the top level of president, identified as national priorities” -James Appathurai [18:07]“Whoever gets to quantum encryption first is in a massive position of advantage strategically” -James Appathurai [19:38]“If you don't know whether your communications are reliable within your own system, then how can you know what to do? You are paralyzed” -James Appathurai [23:15]“I think when it comes to quantum and to a certain extent AI, it is really the U.S and China that are in the lead” -James Appathurai [25:16]“We are not in the same world we were in 20 years ago, we are now in an era of strategic competition, and that strategic competition is driven by technology” -James Appathurai [35:38]“When push comes to shove, walls go up: but I think what we need to do is take advantage of the moments when push hasn't yet come to shove” -James Appathurai [42.39]“The U.S doesn't get as much credit as it should for everything it does over here” -James Appathurai [47:18]Stay connected:Sydney FinkelsteinWebsite: http://thesydcast.comLinkedIn: Sydney FinkelsteinTwitter: @sydfinkelsteinFacebook: The SydcastInstagram: The SydcastJames AppathuraiLinkedIn: James Appathurai Twitter: James Appathurai Facebook: James Appathurai Official Subscribe to our podcast + download each episode on Stitcher, iTunes, and Spotify.This episode was produced and managed by Podcast Laundry.

Are you married to your job?Do you want to divorce your job?Is your job causing you to divorce everything else in your life?Are you juggling too many things between your job and your personal life?Do you feel you do not have a personal life?Does your work hours spread to cover all your days and weeks?Do you like your job but it consumes all of your time?Is your job costing you your health, yet you can't stop devoting all your time to it?Are you chasing deadlines after deadlines?Do you want to enjoy all these hobbies that you never have time to?In this episode,  we are going to talk about what means work-life balance by breaking down some myths about this topic and how it might not be about balance at all. You may be surprised with what I end up talking about.To support the podcast:Patreon: Patreon.com/ChangeMakerTo contact Cristina Pujol:      LinkedIn: @cpujoljensen      Web: TuyTuMente.com      Instagram: @CristinaPujol7 @changemakersmind @tu_ytumente      Facebook: @tuytumenteMusic: Gonzalo Grau - Frutero ModernoEl Frutero Moderno en Spotify

On this episode I'm joined by host of the 'About That Life' podcast and energetic coach, India Vine. We go into detail about what's blocking people's manifestations, how to communicate with a partner/business partner/friend when they aren't on the same energetic page, the power of the quantum field and the role energy frequencies play in attracting the life we want.@indiavineJoin India's coaching hereClick Here To Become a VIP member (Join DK's coaching app here)SHOP DKFITNESS MERCH HEREwww.younifyactive.com DKFITNESS at checkout for 15% offUse code DJK10 on all EHPlabs supplements for 10% offUse code DK15 on all Athletikan Sneakers for 15% offIntro by Will Sparks.Find this episode helpful? Share it with a friend or post a screenshot to your social media.

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Does your company invest in you? Do companies really need to invest in you? Why should a company invest in their employees'? What does this investment look like? These questions and more are answered in this episode. Listen closely and really see in your company is investing in you. Let us know on facebook (Powerminutes) does your employer invest and if so what does that look like? If they do not how does it make you feel?  

Do you know what your identity is? Most likely its something that has been chosen for you. First by all the external things outside of you, and then solidified by your lower brain. The only problem, your lower brain is focused on survival. So, if you have chosen your identity with your default settings, it's not going to be one that serves you. This is because, as life changes, you will constantly feel like your identity is changing, or that you don't know who you are at all. Listen as I share with you why your identity is not your role as a mother, or your past, or what people or even you, think about YOU.Also, I would love to meet you, and offer you some free coaching over zoom to help you improve your depression or anxiety. It's simple... 1. Click HERE2. grab a 30 min. spot on my calendar that works for you3. Show up and I'll do all the work. I will offer you some easy tools to drastically change the way you are feeling. It's going to blow your mind!

Episode Summary:What would happen if you took Silicon Valley smarts and talent and applied it to helping social impact entrepreneurs scale their enterprises? Doug Galen decided to find out. Motivated by his daughter's drive to make the world a better place, Doug founded RippleWorks, an organization that has now helped social ventures in 59 countries and counting. This is his story.Sydney Finkelstein Syd Finkelstein is the Steven Roth Professor of Management at the Tuck School of Business at Dartmouth College. He holds a Master's degree from the London School of Economics and a Ph.D. from Columbia University. Professor Finkelstein has published 25 books and 90 articles, including the bestsellers Why Smart Executives Fail and Superbosses: How Exceptional Leaders Master the Flow of Talent, which LinkedIn Chairman Reid Hoffman calls the “leadership guide for the Networked Age.” He is also a Fellow of the Academy of Management, a consultant and speaker to leading companies around the world, and a top 25 on the Global Thinkers 50 list of top management gurus. Professor Finkelstein's research and consulting work often relies on in-depth and personal interviews with hundreds of people, an experience that led him to create and host his own podcast, The Sydcast, to uncover and share the stories of all sorts of fascinating people in business, sports, entertainment, politics, academia, and everyday life.Doug GalenDoug Galen has been building innovative and disruptive companies for some twenty-five years. Doug Galen is the Co-Founder and CEO of RippleWorks. RippleWorks is relentlessly focused on the needs of social ventures, providing the practical support impactful entrepreneurs and their teams need to improve more lives. We work in 59 countries and have a portfolio of 110 organizations of which these ventures have helped 216 million people.In addition to RippleWorks, Doug teaches Startup Garage at the Stanford Graduate School of Business. Doug sits on the Boards of Heifer International and Kenzie Academy as well as advises early-stage companies.Prior to RippleWorks, Doug served as Chief Revenue Officer at Shopkick, a mobile app startup backed by Kleiner Perkins and Greylock that successfully sold to a Fortune 50 company, SVP of business and corporate development at Shutterfly where he helped grow revenue from $50 million to $500 million and a successful IPO, VP and GM of new ventures for eBay where he helped create eight new business units with revenues of $500 million and was employee #3 and Vice President of Sales and Business Development for E-LOAN which had a successful IPO.Insights from the Episode:Understanding the ability to bridge from where you are to where you want to go in your career.How to pursue what you love doing: pursue it and stop when it is not working.How to acknowledge when you are out of sync and figure out what you have to do about it.How to marry purpose and impact into your day job and enjoy and feel happy about your work.Quotes from the show:“Naivety is a blessing and a curse when you are starting a company” -Doug Galen [14:53]“Trust isn't always in a great product or about speed, rather it is in the testimonials and attaching credibility to your company” -Doug Galen [20:10]“Trust is almost like the underpinnings of a capitalist society” -Sydney Finkelstein [26:12]“It's important to build a company that adds value and withstands hard times” -Doug Galen [23:05]“Money is a scarce resource, but so are skills and the ability to scale an organization” -Doug Galen [43:13]“There are a lot of people in the world who would like to help and give back but they do not know how to or where to begin” -Doug Galen [45:25]“Some of our best lessons in life come from our mistakes” -Doug Galen [43:59]“When an organization becomes really big, a great strategy is to zoom in on their operations and focus on something narrow that you can do better than them” -Doug Galen [1:04:20]“Don't go after what you should do, go after what you want to do. And if you go after what you want to do and it doesn't work, it is okay to stop and start over” -Doug Galen [1:07:00]Stay Connected:Sydney FinkelsteinWebsite: http://thesydcast.comLinkedIn: Sydney FinkelsteinTwitter: @sydfinkelsteinFacebook: The SydcastInstagram: The SydcastDoug GalenWebsite: Homepage - RippleworksFacebook: Doug GalenLinkedIn: Doug GalenTwitter: @DougGalenSubscribe to our podcast + download each episode on Stitcher, Spotify and Apple Podcasts.This episode was produced and managed by Podcast Laundry.

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