Metal Nerdery

“I'll take your ‘Lord of This World' and raise you ‘After Forever'…”   From “The Moses story” to “the shortest verse in The Good Book” to one of the creepiest spoken word intros in all of metal which references end time prophecy, the impact of GOD IN METAL can be found everywhere, no matter how subtle or obvious, positive or negative.   Whether it's an album cover, a band's name, a song, or even direct Biblical scripture, there are endless references to GOD IN METAL across all genres of heavy metal, and we barely even mentioned Christian metal.   Discover the truth about “A.I.” and why “pretty clean is not clean enough” (for some), learn about the “Christmas Vacation” reference (and the ensuing drama) we forgot to mention on our recent Metallica concert review, be sure to always exercise prudence & discernment regarding the concept of “easy hole” and remember that “Yeah, That Dude is huge, too” when you JOIN US for The Bunkerpoon Revival as we behold the divinely everlasting and eternally omnipotent impact of GOD IN METAL.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): “It was a teen club…” (NOT to be confused with #YoungLife) / “And the reason is YO!” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Shut up man, the music's still playing…”/ #metalnerderysong / “You know what A.I. is, right?” / “I was a safety…you were the quarterback, sir…you were feeding the ball…to the receiver…”/ #footballtalk / “Pretty clean is not enough clean…”/ “Every time a woman begs me…you know they beg for it all the time…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN THE BUNKERPOON DIGITAL DUNGEON!!!*** / #markallthetimes / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Scofflaw #Float #WatermelonLimeShandy / “That's a #KISS song, right?” / #TheVerdict / “Limey watermelon?” / Pears vs Apples / “It's like tumbleweeds down there…” (09:19): PATREON SHOUT OUT!!! / ***JOIN US over on the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast for all kinds of stuff that you won't get anywhere else!!!*** / “It's 99.9% guaranteed…kinda like #condoms…” / #wiiings instead of #wings / “Going back to the last episode, what we forgot to mention…”/ #Bethany / “There was a couple that were extra #twanglified…”/ “You know what I didn't know…”/ #MaeQuestal #ChristmasVacation #BettyBoop / “Do you think she would have been easy hole?” / #easyhole #investmenthole / PATREON SHOUT OUT (CONTINUED) #PatreonShoutOut / “Everything's gay when you get married…” (17:44): #MatthewsReflections / #TheCharismaticVoice / “She's done some metal stuff…and she did #RainingBlood…” / “I watched a couple, and they did…I don't remember who it was, but she's got dark hair…Jinjer? It might have been #Jinjer…” / “You know what we forgot to do on the last episode?” / EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182 & SOCIAL MEDIA US at #metalnerderypodcast on #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube #TikTok / “It was Jinjer…”/ #SlayerOfTheEpisode #MCTentacleChoice THE ANTICHRIST (Show No Mercy – 1983)  (25:25): “Reflections…let's see…”/ #RussellsReflections / #JayJayFrench #TwistedSister / ***Check out his #audiobook (and/or regular book) - Twisted Business: Lessons from My Life in Rock ‘n' Roll*** / “We've gotta do a dive on that…”/ “Here's the path: either it's a gradual build or a Matterhorn spike…”/ “He said he made more off that album than he ever did with Twisted Sister…” / #Sevendust / “I don't wanna tell the whole story…”/ “Tim Robbins? Or Tony Robbins?” / “That dude's huge, too, and he's got big fingers…”/ “There was a couple in front of us…they took a perfectly framed #selfie with them, my mug, and my #MetalNerderyShirt …” (37:37): #TheDocket #AlmightyThen METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  GOD IN METAL / #ChristianMetalBands / “No limits…anything that's #God #tangentional…” / #TheAlmighty / #Dio HOLY DIVER (Holy Diver – 1983) / #shinydiamonds #cleantigers / NOTE: #RockyIII came out almost a year to the day before #HolyDiver / “I have #faith that you've got it in you…” / #Metallica CREEPING DEATH (Ride The Lightning – 1984) / #BushOfFire #LandOfGoshen / (REFERENCE: Exodus 3, Exodus 12) / “It's also a redhead's downstairs…” / “You got one?” / #BlackSabbath LORD OF THIS WORLD (Master of Reality – 1971) / “I'll take your Lord of this World and raise you After Forever…” / “It's 1971, it's the fall, and I'm high…”/ “That one's more about…” / #AfterForeverLyrics / “Going back to our #MachineHead episode…” / (REFERENCE: John 11:35) (48:56): “The Dave/Metallica thing keeps making the rounds…” / #Metallica THE FOUR HORSEMEN (Kill ‘Em All – 1983) / (REFERENCE: Revelation 6) / “Actually this part is more relevant…”/ “I've got a surprise one to throw you off…” / #LedZeppelin THE BATTLE OF EVERMORE (Led Zeppelin IV – 1971) / “The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom, and walked the night alone…”/ “We are not all seeing…because we all have glasses…”/ #IronMaiden REVELATIONS (Piece of Mind – 1983) /( REFERENCE: G.K. Chesterson O God of Earth and Altar, Psalm 47:7) /  “It's like going to Wal-Marks…Krogers…” (56:48): “I mean, we talking deities or…?” / “It's got a lot of melody…”/ #TypeONegative CHRISTIAN WOMAN (Bloody Kisses – 1993) / “If you look at the first #DOWN album…” / #CyclingFrog / “Okay wait a minute, how's that different from In League with Satan!?” / #Forbidden FORBIDDEN EVIL (Forbidden Evil – 1988) / “Behold good God the Savior will rule Eternity…” / “It appears that Metallica kinda wins with #BiblicalReferences or references to #God…”/ “You'll have to hold all four of your horses…”/ #Sepultura ARISE (Arise – 1991) (1:08:04): “I'm not gonna do it, but you know what I mean…” / #Rammstein ENGEL / #Angel / “I don't know what he's saying…”/ “Their live show is nothing but fire…”/ “It's all about That Dude…” / #Slayer JESUS SAVES (Reign In Blood – 1986) / “That's all you say…”/ “I feel like religion has wronged that man somehow…” / “Here's the irony though…if you see that on an album…” / “I'm sorry Russell, you walked in at a very awkward moment…” / #SuicidalTendencies SEND ME YOUR MONEY (Lights…Camera…Revolution! – 1990) / “Now let's have some silence…for all you sinners!” / “That's probably my favorite guitar tone…of ALL thrash…” / #steakaupoivre (1:17:51): “You reached for all the Satanic shit right out of the gate…”/ “No, that's about having a baby…”/ #Creed MY OWN PRISON (My Own Prison – 1997) / “This is where #TheDocket came from…”/ “Nuts how?”/ #BlackSabbath GOD IS DEAD? (13 – 2013) / “This is SO Sabbath…this could have been 1972…”/ “Was NOT expecting that!” / #IronMaiden / (REFERENCE: Revelation 12:12 & 13:18) THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (The Number Of The Beast – 1982) / “In the mist, what kind of figures move and twist?” / “It's like #fignewtons but…you just heard it wrong…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “Do you know who filled in for them on tour?” / #TwistedSisterTrivia #untilthenext #outroreel ***GO PURCH SOME MERCH AT metalnerdery.com/merch ***  

“If they're not fat, they're soft…” Think back to The Sunset Strip and the emerging metal scene of the early 80's, full of sleaze, shred, and riffs, long before the emergence of the “serious glam” and “serious thrash” of the mid to late 80's. METAL HEALTH and OUT OF THE CELLAR, released in 1983 and 1984, by QUIET RIOT and RATT (respectively) both preceded the hair metal movement of the late 80's and ironically (to a great extent) helped to define it.    While both METAL HEALTH and OUT OF THE CELLAR were “more metal than we thought”, each album has its share of pros and cons, with some tracks drowning in 80's nostalgia that sound a bit dated by today's standards, and others possessing a far more timeless heavy metal quality that still holds up and sounds awesome even today.    It's time to “purse the lips up a little bit” and grab the attention of those who smell like “Aqua Net and Marlboros” that are wearing the “bustiers and leopard skin spandex” who just want to “use the bathroom”.   Discover the shared traits which “vegans and wizards” have in common, find out why squirrels are “deadass” the dumbest creatures on earth and why some birds are “a little bit touched”, go ahead and submit your early enrollment for “Juilliard Speech School” and get ready to do some “edging” to try and replicate “the weird feeling” you had when you were 10 when you JOIN US for the SUNSET STRIP EDITION  of our HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATHMATCH featuring 2 of the greatest debut albums in the history of early 80's metal, METAL HEALTH by QUIET RIOT and OUT OF THE CELLAR by RATT.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “He became a recluse…” / “Have you ever seen a fat vegan…ever?” / “If they're not fat, they're soft.” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I was influenced to do that…squigglies and boobs…”/ #downstairssquiggly / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “I am worried…I'm worried, dude…”/ #NewHaze #MasonAleWorks #ZombieWars #ninepointfiveABV / “Lime green…shag…on the walls, on the floor…that's new corporate condo carpet…this is NOT #daydrinking…”    (05:25): “I feel terrible…” / #RussellsReflections / “It was a squirrel…I went out of my way…”/ #deadass / “Every squirrel looks EXACTLY the same…”/ #squirreldrones / “If the earth is flat, why can't we see #Everest?” / “It's like we're standing on a great big deck…”/ #overlymuch / “Without women, we wouldn't have…”/ “But also…”/ “Not to one up your story…I didn't do it on purpose, but it came from nowhere…”/ “Here's a weird ghost question…did I tell you guys about the time I heard 1 bird chirping at 1 a.m.?” / #touched #specialneedsbird / #JuilliardSpeechSchool    (14:14): PATREON SHOUT OUT!!! / #MetalNerderyPatreon / ***JOIN US over on the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #Doomsicle / “You never see a fat wizard, do you?” / #allthepoon / #DraculaLand / “That's where vampires go on vacation…”/ “Are #hemophiliacs the #bloodlight of vampires?” / #theloreofyore / ***JOIN US on the #socialmedia at #metalnerderypodcast on #TikTok #YouTube #Instagram #Facebook, EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com or VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182!!!*** / #RussellsReflectionsASMR regarding the #MetallicaConcert / “You never know…so let's just go…”/ NOTE:  not EVERY one of them, but an awful lot of them / “Bands used to make money…now the only way they make money is to go on tour…”/ “You have to own your own music and merchandise…”/ “Of course they're metal!” / #fightingwords / “Wow, he's really fast on guitar…”/ “Have we ever played them on this show?” / “Dude, there was a girl yesterday that walked by…and she smelled like #strawberrynerds…”/ #IceNineKills THE AMERICAN NIGHTMARE (The Silver Scream – 2018) / “See, it's got melody…”/ “As soon as I heard keyboards, I knew it was gay…”   (28:47): #TheDocket / “We've gotta get into the meat because the meat is gonna be fun…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATHMATCH – QUIET RIOT VS RATT (METAL HEALTH VS OUT OF THE CELLAR) / 1983 & 1984, respectively / #SunsetStripMetal / “Let's be gayer or let's be heavier…”/ “If I purse my lips out a little bit…”/ “I'm fucking that in the bathroom…”/ “You did not play football…”/ #debutalbums    (34:02): “If you were going to pick one…who's gonna be the winner?” / “That was kinda the coolest #mascot because that could be any dude with that mask on…”/ #MTV / #QuietRiot METAL HEALTH (BANG YOUR HEAD) / “That's WAY up there!” / #Ratt WANTED MAN / “Maybe at some point we could do battle of the songs…”   (42:33): “This next song…is probably the biggest song of 1983…”/ #Slade #coversong / CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE / “If you put your 10-year-old hat on…”/ “Why'd they spell it like that?”/ #drygasm / “Ohhh, the weird feeling?” / #edging / YOU'RE IN TROUBLE / “Is this Bon Jovi?” / “When I hear that one, I smell Aqua Net, Marlboros…and slimy fingers…”    (48:48): “I think Ratt's gonna win the rest of this one…”/ DON'T WANNA LET YOU GO / “Here we go…” / ROUND AND ROUND / “Just give it time…”/ “Every time I hear Warren DeMartini, I hear George Lynch…” / “So between Round And Round and Metal Health…you gotta pick one…”/ “Apparently he was loaded, dude…”   (54:16): “I kinda like it…the first time I heard it, it was very loud…”/ #CBLE / SLICK BLACK CADILLAC / “The tone is weird…” / #midrange / IN YOUR DIRECTION / “It already wins…”/ “That's very #Ozzyish…”/ “I think that's the better song of the two…which one would you remember more?” / #nostalgia   (59:13): LOVE'S A BITCH / “That's a very metal opening…it's dark…”/ “He's using a #wordydird…”/ #CaptainOrigami / “The next one ironically ties in well with Love's A Bitch…” / SHE WANTS MONEY / “I almost hear #VanHalen…”/ “That's why Love's A Bitch…because She Wants Money…” / “That one didn't age as well…”    (1:04:18): “So now we're on to #Side2 for bolth…”/ BREATHLESS / “Power metal, dude…”/ “That aged pretty well…”/ LACK OF COMMUNICATION / #MovingInStereo / #BackOn / #Loverboy #BillySquier #SammyHagar / “Between the 2, Breathless might be more timeless…”   (1:08:44): RUN FOR COVER / “Double bass…”/ “That sounds like Tony Iommi!” / “This album's got way more metal influence to it than we thought…”/ BACK FOR MORE / “I almost feel like this ain't fair…”/ “A Wyla cat?” / “I think that's a blowout…” / “Why do you gotta make it gross!?” / “You know that's pee, right?”   (1:13:26): BATTLE AXE / “The tone is so fucking weird…guitars & midrange…”/ “Kinda has Randy vibes to it a little bit…”/ “It's not even that distorted…it's like a Marshall turned all the way up…”/ “I used to voiceover porn…” / “I got a great story!” / #RussellsReflectionsDocksideASMR / “He got him…”/ #PatreonReference #VanHalenSuprise / THE MORNING AFTER / “He almost has a weird Dave Mustaine vocal affectation…”/ “The sound is the same…in my head…it's weird…” (1:20:34): LET'S GET CRAZY / “Smoke on the cat fever…”/ “Cat scratch water…”/ I'M INSANE / “That's 80's metal all day…”/ “This is almost gonna be Side 1 Quiet Riot and Side 2 Ratt…”/ #dontgiveitup / #RickRoll #BeingRickRolled / #goingviral / #killercloser / THUNDERBIRD / “It's almost like Queen…”/ “Have you ever polished anything off?” / SCENE OF THE CRIME / “Now I think of #SteelPanther …”/ “Those last 2 just cancel each other out…”/ #DonaldJTrumpASMR / “Basically, literally…technically Quiet Riot with 11 and Ratt with 14…”/ #votes / “If we put the last 2 in… / NOTE:  somehow the math doesn't work out if we ended with a tie / #grocerystoresoundtrack / “Whoa, whoa, whoa…”/ #soccerhockey / “As Russell would say…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel

“It was almost too big…” Get ready for a rebuttal from “Captain Backpedal” after being challenged to a fight on a “goat farm”, discover the “magic number” required to transform your twanglification levels “from sea level to skyrocket”, remember that “four fingers is all it takes”, understand that “convenience can be creepy”, and prepare to “plug it into the house backline” and park it in “The Red Deck” when you JOIN US as we break down our critique of the recent M72 TOUR STOP at the Mercedes Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Georgia on Tuesday, June 3 , 2025, featuring SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, PANTERA, and the unstoppable force of metal known as METALLICA!   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “They've been around since 1979…they have to have more songs than #TheBreakfastClubSong (#SimpleMinds)…” / #onehitwonders / “Wouldn't it be a shame if he's got a whole album that's killer but…”/ “Dirty Monkey Banana Peanut Butter?” / #uncorking / “He pulled it right out…clean.”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “That's headache fuel right there…put that on some ice cream…a milkshake with that in it…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComforts / “Wait, they're getting paid…in college!?” / #Paradiso #WatermelonAndSalt #Tart #daydrinking / “Tastes like the white part versus the red part?” / #boatbuddy   (06:06): “When we got home…after the show…” / “I'm surprised y'all don't have more listeners…”/ #profananity / “I don't think it's the burps…”/ ***PATREON US!!! JOIN US over at the Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #PatreonShoutout #MetalNerderyPatreon / “It's y'alls month…”/ *** EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com *** / “Great ANALysis…” / “Shame, shame, Russell…”/ “I challenge you to fight me on my #goatfarm…”/ “Captain Backpedal…”/ ***FOLLOW US on the #socialmedia at #TikTok #YouTube #Instagram #Facebook and VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182!!!*** / “Oh, I gotta push play…”/ #ThePostReturns    (13:08): “Ohhhh…you emptied it into your facehole…”/ “Has anyone watched the #ShaneGillis show?” / “I dunno if you can get #blackoutdrunk on beer…”/ The mathematical formula for achieving blackout drunkenness and/or uncontrollable projectile vomiting / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #Metalsome / “It's like a weird, music stranger orgy…”/ “So he admitted he was wrong?” / #HeavyMetalKaraoke / “They were plugging into the house backline…”/ “Heyyyyy youuuu…”   (22:30): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  M72 CONCERT REVIEW TOURSTOP IN ATLANTA GEORGIA AT MERCEDES-BENZ STADIUM – METALLICA, PANTERA, AND SUICIDAL TENDENCIES!!! / #TheRedDeck #MercedesBenzStadium / Seeing #Metallica 30+ years ago versus seeing them on Tuesday, June 3, 2025 / “The only real downside…”/ “It was noise salad…”/ “We had good seats…”/ “It was almost too big…”/ “#Pantera got fucked on the bass…” / “We gotta get in better shape just to be able to go to concerts…”/ “It was kinda like watching a movie with subtitles: do you read your movie or watch your movie?” / “The biggest disappointment to me was the sound…”/ “Here's the weird thing…” / #unpopularopinion #herewego / “They're not a stadium band…”/ “They're the same thing as The Stones…of metal…”/ “Even with #SuicidalTendencies opening, it was weird…”   (33:30): “When I saw Metallica back in the 90's…” / #ticketstubmontage / “I wonder how many employees they have?” / #psychicconcertreview #AJC / “So Wednesday night at 8:19 it's saying that 2 days ago we posted that story…”/ “The show was awesome but the sound left something to be desired…”/ “They didn't play anything off of Trendkill or Reinventing…”/ “Pantera is a young man's game…”/ “It left a different taste in my mouth…than the first time…it didn't set right with me…”   (40:33): “There was no deep cuts…”/ #setlist / “I don't know if y'all noticed or not, but they made him (Lars) hang for an extra measure or two (during One)…” / #balls / “The crowd went crazy!” / “It's very cool…but very surprising…”/ “Why not just do an #EveningWith show?” / “The closest thing I could think of to compare it to…it was weird…but they're still doing it…”    (47:22): “What were y'alls highlight picks for the night?” / “I guess they had all the sound stuff underneath the stage…”/ NOTE: that remark was supposed to be “groupies” and definitely NOT “roadies” / “It was nice having the parking deck attached to the actual venue…”/ “Four fingers is all it takes…same with a lady…”/ “Did you hear any screwups?”/ “I have a weird feeling that somebody got their butthole chewed out about the sound…”/ “Do you have it turned past 1!?” / “See THAT sounded killer…”/ “It took an hour between Pantera and Metallica…and you couldn't hear the music playing between bands…usually there's a final pulse (sound) check…” / “Usually you still get a little bit of that, just to build the anticipation…maybe it's because we're used to the old school way…”/ #feedbackometer    (56:56): “The merch lines were ridiculous…”/ #limitededitionposter / “At the whole place, there's only 2!?” / “What if when you buy a ticket, you can click the merch option?” / “I thought you said #HotPocket dude…”/ #grabandgo / “It's a little creepy…I don't understand how they know what I got…”/ “It's a weapon if you don't…”/ “I still don't understand…how the fuck does it know!?” / “Convenience can be creepy, sir…”/ “$3 for a water and $2 for a Coke…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! BE SURE TO CATCH METALLICA ON THE #M72WORLDTOUR THROUGH THE END OF 2025 AND BEYOND!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel   

“It's like the Sam Kinison meets Bobcat Goldthwait of dogs…”   Bridging the gap between the thrash metal of the late 80's and early 90's and the tidal wave of groove metal that made landfall in the metal community during the early 90's (courtesy of Pantera), MACHINE HEAD came screaming out of the gate on August 9th, 1994, with their blisteringly crushing debut, BURN MY EYES.    Filled with brutally heavy riffs that occasionally blur the lines between thrash, groove, and even death metal, BURN MY EYES marked the continuing expansion of the next “next” wave of thrash and groove metal.    Discover the not-so-subtle ways that “Rod Roddy and Johnny Olson” have impacted this podcast, find out why “speaking in cursive” is not always helpful, and remember that not everybody gets to be “Charlie Chaplin”, even though you're already more than “halfway there” whenever you “solemnly swear”.    Realize that “Phil Dremel and Robb Frynn” go back a few years, prepare to experience “SepulPanThrera”, and behold the impact that “writing with 7's” can have on riffs when you JOIN US for the MACHINE HEAD debut that helped further the evolution of thrash and groove with BURN MY EYES.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Turn down for what?” / “I can see why you'd be upset by that…sounds like you're angry…”/ #shadowing #shading / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “I told him he had to learn some tunes…”/ “He takes his dog with him everywhere…it's like the Sam Kinison meets Bobcat Goldthwait of dogs…”/ “The black one and the big fat bitch…a fairy tale…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #TropicalEsses 5%ABV #DayDrinkingBeer #TheVerdict / “It's not like the crazy sours…”/ “When you're reading the description…I got the whole #PriceIsRight thing going…”/ #RodRoddy #JohnnyOlsen / “That's a game show name right there…” / “There's 2 Price Is Right channels…there's 2 Family Feuds…”/ “I've decided he will be my personal director of music…”   (08:43): ***JOIN US on the Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***/ #PatreonShoutOut / “We got a new one…”/ EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com / #KillerKarl I'M A METALHEAD, BITCH! & NOT MY FUCKIN' PROBLEM / “It's just so weird…” / ***LEAVE US A REVIEW WHEREVER YOU DOWNLOAD OUR PODCAST!!!*** / “His name is definitely NOT #StuckMojo…”/ #fivestarrating / VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!! / “There was no life in that at all…”/ “Hey…”/ “Maybe that's why there was no life left in it…”/ ***CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #YOUTUBE #TIKTOK #FACEBOOK #INSTAGRAM AT #metalnerderypodcast ***/ #SlayerOfTheEpisode / “Is that a disease?”/  ALTAR OF SACRIFICE (Reign In Blood – 1986) / “How dare you!” / “I feel better so much…”/ #RussellsReflectionsBrunchEdition / “It's pure MSG actually…” / “You've gotta grab both pieces…”/ #CGCustoms #customguitarpainting #newguitarbone    (24:51): #TheDocket / “They already know what the docket is…it's in the name of the show…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  MACHINE HEAD – BURN MY EYES / #Unatoned is the new #MachineHead album / “What if Metallica's entire catalog was mixed like Master of Puppets?” / “The 2 Loads were almost the same…”/ “To me, it doesn't sound like the first album…”/ UNBOUND (Unatoned – 2025) / “It was melodic, I was worried Bill wasn't gonna like it…”/ “Let's go back to 1994…”/ ***Go check out our Machine Head Inside The Metal episode from a few years back…*** / “Let's be real, after 1990, #Pantera influenced everybody…”/ DAVIDIAN / “Are those #flahns?” / “Let freedom ring with a shotgun blast!” / “BTW, Chris Kontos (who is the drummer on this album) is now the drummer for #Forbidden…”   (37:37): “I like the shot glasses…”/ OLD / “It's definitely 90's…”/ “Why does oldness have a darker connotation to it?” / “We tried to find some stairs and coat hangers…I guess we're paying for college…”/ A THOUSAND LIES / “Definitely a #Sepultura vibe and influence there…”/ Produced by Colin Richardson / “Slow…slooowww…slooooooowwwwwww…”/ “It went up and then it went down…”/ “Do you solemnly swear? If you're in court and you're testifying, what's the first thing they do? Your halfway there…”/ “Why didn't they all have the same mustache?” / NONE BUT MY OWN / “That's like my favorite Machine Head thing…”/ “It's kinda that creepier, moodier thing going on…”/ “They were kinda there first…but I wouldn't call that #NuMetal it's more like the next level of thrash…#ThranTera #SepulPanThrera…” / “It's been about an hour…” NOTE:  It's Demmel, NOT Dremel…and also, it's Robb Flynn, NOT Robb Frynn…   (51:00): THE RAGE TO OVERCOME / “It's got the Sepultura…tribal thing…”/ #pinchharmonics / “What's the difference between a pinch and a peench?” / “Mayo goes on the bottom…”/ DEATH CHURCH / “Lozenge, sir?” / “He can write some fuckin' riffs…”/ “The shape of that riff sounds really familiar…”/ “The drum mix is perfect…” / A NATION ON FIRE / “It's a trans zebra leopard…”/ “That's right!” / “That's a lot of detail…what you're saying is probably more true…”/ BLOOD FOR BLOOD / “I get the feeling this is gonna be a little angry…”   (1:04:52): I'M YOUR GOD NOW / “The good old days at the pharmacy…”/ “A couple of observations…”/ “I'm sure they never heard Harvester of Sorrow…”/ “It's something to do with barbecuing, right?” / REAL EYES, REALIZE, REAL LIES / “It's called #wordplay or #wordsmithery…”/ “It's like you're speaking in cursive…”/ BLOCK (NOTE:  This song was written with 7's…) / “That's a cool riff…(probably because it's in 7/4 time)”/ “Sometimes when you have that one riff that carries the song…” / “How did you find out about it (this album) back in the day?” / ***GO GRAB THE NEW ALBUM, UNATONED, AND THE SHOTGUN BLAST WHISKEY!!!*** / “That sounds like some #BlackMirror shit…”/ #spoileralert / #untilthenext #outroreel  

“Wait, the reason you cut your hair was for 2 dudes?”   It's officially our 6th anniversary! That's right, 6 years of metal discussions, ludicrous nonsense, and beers of the episode, and what better way to wrap up our 6th year in podcasting excellence than with STEEL PANTHER, the parody band that helped make 80's hair metal FUN again, with every hyperbolic metal cliché you can think of that makes them the epitome of everything that made late 80's hair metal so awesome. If S.O.D. is thrash metal with a generous side of hilarity, then STEEL PANTHER is quite obviously their hair metal counterpart.   Find out what happened “three or four days later…after the crying stopped”, discover which Slayer song is considered their “ballad”, understand why it's healthy and fun to maintain the silliness of your youth as you get older and JOIN US as we celebrate 6 years of metal and nonsense by going deep INSIDE THE METAL of a band that blends hair metal and nonsense together on a level that our inner 8th grader would have greatly appreciated with the kings of L.A. hair metal absurdity, STEEL PANTHER.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode   Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast STEEL PANTHER on the InterWebs: www.steelpanther.com  Show Notes: (00:01): Happy 6th anniversary to #MetalNerderyPodcast!!! / #NakedGunRemake / “That was when he was trippin' balls…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Did y'all ever used to do #OlanMills when you were little?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #SceptreBrewingArts #Mastodon #SickleAndPeace / “Carpety for a 4.6ABV…”/ “It's one HUGE load…”/ #Mastodon SICKLE AND PEACE (Hushed And Grim – 2021) / “Fuck yeah, dude…WIZARDS!!!” / “Thank you to Russell for the burps…”   (09:00): “We do…do we?” / ***EMAIL US AT metalnerdery@gmail.com SOCIAL MEDIA US AT #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube #TikTok at #metalnerderypodcast or VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182!!!*** / #SlayerOfTheEpisode WAR ENSEMBLE (Seasons In The Abyss – 1990) / #SlayerReflections / “I was a little disappointed…”/ “You think Spill The Blood was their ballad?” / #RussellsReflections   (15:52): #PatreonShoutOut ***JOIN US on the Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #ThankYou / “If you wanna raw dog it…yeah…”/ #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  STEEL PANTHER – INSIDE THE METAL / NOTE:  the word was cliché / “They're like the meme of metal…they're the epitome of 80's excess…the hyperbole of #hairmetal”/ Some backstory regarding the history of #SteelPanther aka #MetalSkool aka #MetalShop aka #DangerKitty / “The reason I cut my hair…was for two dudes?” / “Ladies and gentlemen, Meatloaf is here!” / “Three or four days later after the crying stopped…”/ “They're like the #hairmetal version of #SOD…” / “Free cocoin?” / #PlatinumPocketPussyMelter    (27:07): Feel The Steel – 2009 / DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL / “I wanna bang a cheerleader now…”/ FAT GIRL (THAR SHE BLOWS) / “The music sounds so legit…”/ ASIAN HOOKER (LIVE) / “It takes so little…I'm still a teenager sometimes…”   (35:07): Balls Out – 2011/ “Play the ballad real quick…”/ IF YOU REALLY REALLY LOVE ME / “Do you think girls in general just don't like…”/ I LIKE DRUGS / “It's got all the #cokelines…”/ WEENIE RIDE / “They should have got him for the #MotleyCrue reunion…”   (40:34): All You Can Eat – 2014 / “The way it opens…” / “I kinda can't believe we haven't done this sooner…”/ PUSSYWHIPPED / FUCKING MY HEART IN THE ASS / “That's just applicable across the board, really…you're more beautiful when you sound like this…”/ “Think 80's power ballad…”/ BUKKAKE TEARS / “It's so serious…but not…”/ “Do y'all care to guess what that stands for?” / B.V.S.    (49:00): Lower The Bar – 2017 / “I think that was always my favorite Cheap Trick song…”/ “I'm sorry, make that a button and #markthetime…”/ “Too many people don't understand that, because a date can be…”/ GOIN' IN THE BACKDOOR / “We could do that…that could be #SoomDicle…”/ POONTANG BOOMERANG / “That's such a rip-off…”/ “I don't know why I always go the long way around to get to that…”/ WASTED TOO MUCH TIME / “They're writing hit riffs…”/ PUSSY AIN'T FREE    (56:40): “Pull up the ‘Steel Panther Roasts Zakk Wylde'…” / #ZakkWyldeRoast / “It was weird, but we were listening to #JudasPriest…”/ “Maybe check out the Dee Snider one…”/ #DeeSniderRoast #Revolver / #TheGuyFromFirehouse / “I think we're in the homestretch at this point…”   (1:03:40): Heavy Metal Rules – 2019 / “What do you think based on titles alone?” / ALL I WANNA DO IS FUCK (MYSELF TONIGHT) / HEAVY METAL RULES / “Gene Simmons said it…”/ GODS OF PUSSY / “That was pre-plague…”   (1:09:01): On The Prowl – 2023 / “How many references do you think there's gonna be to 1987?” / 1987 / “I like the melodies and the music…they found all the cliches…”/ “Before we leave, I've gotta know what Magical Vagina is like…” / MAGICAL VAGINA / “That's a perfect way to close it out…”/ “Age is a bitch, isn't it?” / “That's only 17 years away…I remember 17 years ago…I remember being 17…”/ #RussellsReflectionsSteelPantherEdition / “We keep getting skipped…but we get all the good hip-hop shows…”/ #DirtySouth / “It's said in a million rap songs…”/ “What does that mean?” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!/ “They're definitely a band of moments…and the videos make it better, too…”/ #untilthenext #DoomsiclePreview #outroreel 

“You'll be divorced, alone, and flaccid…” Let's go back a few years, back to a time when we were young and impressionable and just starting out on our respective metal odysseys as fans and purveyors of all things metal, including (but not limited to) the hard rock of our childhood years in the late 70's to the plethora of NWOBHM, thrash, and other classic metal bands we discovered during our teen years in the late 80's and early 90's.  Back to a time when wearing a newly purchased tour shirt from a show the night before to school the next day was a sacred badge of honor, a time when local bands gave out flyers for shows that included “treasure map” style instructions for locating the venue, and a time when we each had our own personal attaché case containing the cassettes we'd recently procured (or otherwise came into possession of) on our unquenchable thirst and unending quest for anything and everything metal.  Imagine what “Miss Piggy with laryngitis” might sound like and remember to never do people dirty, because just like Pepperidge Farms, karma remembers. Get ready for a “crombination” of “skythes…or scythes”, discover some of the most absurdly talented drummers and bassists in the world today, and prepare to behold one of, if not the best, thrash bands from the local scene back in the day when you JOIN US as we travel back in time to THE METAL DAYS OF YORE: OUR FORMATIVE METAL YEARS.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast   Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “He's 70…and he's in great shape.” / #DLR / “He started getting a salary and not royalties…”/ MichaelAnthony #⁠VanHalen⁠ / #RussellsReflectionsDavidLeeRothEdition / “Apparently he's got a #teenieweenie …”/ “There it is…right there…”/ “I think he's fine…”/ #networth / “He was a 20% member, manager Noel Monk being the 5th…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Once we hit 6 years, we need to do something…maybe we should do our own version of it…”/ “That makes me 100% flaccid…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST FROM DEEP WITHIN THE BUNKERPOON!!!*** / “Sounds too much like #MissPiggy with laryngitis…”  (09:40): “I feel like my whole routine is shot…I talked about it too much…”/ “You mean the front parking or the rear parking?” / “We may be ordering a pizza halfway through this…”/ “You're gonna be hammered later…”/ “I started to mention it on the #Patreon…”/ “You can't enjoy ANYTHING anymore because EVERYTHING is stupid…”/ #CharlesBerthoud / “I recognize that name…”/ #bassvirtuoso / FADE TO BLACK #fretlessbass / “That's next level…”   (18:00): “Let's talk about the #Patreons first…”/ #PatreonShoutOut / ***JOIN US ON THE PATREON AT ⁠patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast⁠ *** / “Hail TO all…he's got a case of the Russes today…”/ ***JOIN US on #Instagram and #YouTube and #Facebook and #TikTok or EMAIL US at ⁠metalnerdery@gmail.com⁠ or VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #GalacticEmpire / THE IMPERIAL MARCH / “A #crombination of #KISS and #⁠Slipknot⁠ #KISSKnot …” / “That's what this show is about…it's about learning.”/ “Haven't heard from Milla (Milley) or Geeoff…”/ “It's just on the edge of being annoying as fuck…or impossible to stand…”/ #sixyearanniversary #metalnerderypodcast / “First of all, we got an email from a girl…”/ #Leafblower #wellplayyourshittah / “Burn Cruise? That sounds awesome!” / UNSATISFIED / “Tool Doom…or Doom Tool…” / “You guys ever see this guy?” #ElEsteparioSiberiano #Blur SONG 2 (Whoo-Hoo!) / “Lars Ulrich on steroids…”/ #⁠Metallica⁠ ONE / #Prodigy  (29:31): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  THE DAYS OF YORE – OUR FORMATIVE METAL YEARS / “What got YOU into metal…what were your earliest memories of metal?” / “He had a #KISS album in his room…I think it's #Destroyer…” / “The old #Atari2600…and #Cracked or #MADMagazine…”/ “The first thing I can remember is #TheWall…”/ “That's the first step…that is definitely a step towards metal…that's fucking metal.”/ “The #HeavyMetal movie…”/#boinkboink / “Bon era #⁠ACDC⁠ was the first thing I heard that was heavier than #KISS…”/ #QuietRiot MetalHealth / “I can't tell you how many times…every morning it was #⁠Rush ⁠#NewWorldMan…”/ #GroundhogDay   (41:41): “The first real metal tape I bought…” / “As soon as I hit play…immediately, the tonality of my life changed…”/ “Can we just…can we hear a little taste?” / #Metallica BATTERY (⁠Master of Puppets – 1986⁠) /#NoFlans #OnlyDjunts / “Every time…I'm 14 again…”/ “Going back a little bit…” #Nazareth MISS MISERY (Hair of the Dog – 1975) / “That's early #heavymetal…”/ NOTE:  He was mistaken…it was 1975, not 1973…/ “It's got skythes…or scythes…”  (48:30): “We probably got fully immersed into metal in high school…”/ The transition of our metal tastes going from middle school to high school / “Really? I thought that was a great album…”/ “When do you think you started to move into the next level of heaviness?” / “If you think back, a year in 8th grade was like 15 years…”/ “In fairness to #BonJovi dude, I know we all don't talk about it…”/ “Poon got into metal…”/ “But you went to high school for 10 years…”/ “I started seeing the division in 8th grade, and that's when I started going heavier…”/ “I just remember this girl calling me a poseur…”  (57:09): “What's the last #BigFour band you bought?” / “There's something about that record that's just all by itself…”/ “See all that stuff started blowing up in high school…”/ “Had these big suitcases that were double sided…”/ #cassettes #tapecollection / “Is it #CelticFrost or #CelticFrost? Is it #⁠CirithUngol ⁠or #CirithUngol?” / “We bonded over…not blood, but metal…”/ “That's how people met, at the mall too…”/ “That was important…you've got to get the tour shirt with the dates and the cities on the back…”/ “What was your first #⁠BlackSabbath⁠?”  (1:04:47): “What was the first band outside of #⁠TheBigFour⁠ that you got into (back then)?” / #markthetime / “They spoke to me…I gotta know how to play all the metal…starting with that one…”/ “The first 2 thrash bands…”/ “The secret is all in the gum…”/ “He ⁠Ozzy'd⁠ himself out of the band…okay I'm done…”/ “Are you sure?” / “Wait, but are you really?” / #⁠Exodus⁠ FABULOUS DISASTER ⁠(Fabulous Disaster – 1989⁠) / ***GO CHECK OUT GARY HOLT'S BOOK “A Fabulous Disaster: From the Garage to Madison Square Garden, the Hard Way*** / “You just Sabotage'd yourself…”/ “Cos it's metal as fuck, hell yeah…” / “Even when you're jamming with some dudes…”/ #riffs  (1:16:07): “High school is when we went deep into the mines of metal…and then youd' start going to shows…”/ “He would take us to #ThePit…”/ “I miss the old flyers with instructions on how to get there…like a #treasuremap on there…”/ “Would you have ever thought, 40 years later…?” / “You'll be the only one…you'll be divorced, alone, and flaccid…”/ “I think #GhostStory and #Akathesia were my favorite #AtlantaThrashBands…” / #GhostStory WHAT FEW EVEN DARE (Surrender to Death: A History of the Atlanta Metal Underground1982-1989) / “That's like Atlanta's Maiden…plus thrash…”/ HousewolfRecords / “Maybe he was a dick to dicks…”/ “Oooh, that sounds dark…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “I use a straight razor, bro…and you're a little shaky…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel

“If anything, it's three 7's…and one of them has a line in the middle…”   This episode is effectively “nonverbal” in that it contains zero lyrics and is truly beyond words (so to speak). That's right, it's all about INSTRUMENTALS and it just so happens that they come in a wide variety of styles and options.    On a studio album, INSTRUMENTALS are 7enerally either lon7er, extended, standalone musical arran7ements, or brief interludes which serve as a brid7e between two son7s. In a live scenario, INSTRUMENTALS are a 7reat opportunity that allows the vocalist time to take a brief break and enjoy some “ori7ami” and poon while the rest of the band continues to jam. Either way, INSTRUMENTALS offer instrumentalists a chance to express themselves musically in a way that truly transcends the power of the written word.   Be sure to radically adjust your expectations whenever someone says “I'm gonna send you a file” and prepare yourself for a macrodose of happiness that is sure to transpire, especially if your brain “has to fix it” (and particularly if you “want it from the train”). JOIN US for an episode that defies all rational explanation as we master the art of WRITING WITH 7'S: THE INSTRUMENTAL CHRONICLES.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “If I had #origami I'd be fine right now…”/ “It's a thing…”/ #StewieASMR / “You're gonna like it…it wasn't what I was expecting…”/ #metalnerderymerch / “For year number six, we should do that…”/ “Sounds like twinks…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #trippinballs / “Two in a row…”/ “We all had a discussion where we would take a…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CoffeeStout / “The maple is strong in this one…”/ #smellslikebeanspirit / “Should we just make this a #Chronicles Part 2?” / #TugboatCoffee #OctopiBrewing #WisconsinBeer / “Your taster is all fucked up…”/ #onceagain #trippinballs    (05:53): “For less than a price of a pack of smokes, a bag of shrooms, or a bottle of liquid girlfriend…”/ #Patreon ***JOIN US ON PATREON AT PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / “Look at Russ shutting down the show…”/ “It's a 1 out of 6 for me…”/ #hearmeout / 8%ABV / “Aldo Nova, you know what I mean?” / #AldoNova #Fantasy / #thisepisodesSlayeroftheepisode / “Have you watched the #FooFighters horror movie…?” / #whatsitcalled? / #Slayer BLACK MAGIC (Show No Mercy – 1983) / “I think this is my new favorite segment…”/ “You always do it by accident…it's kinda like #standup and you accidentally destroy…”/ #sadtrash / #SweetwaterBarAndGrill #OpenMicComedy / “That place is extremely haunted…”/ “Is it gay…?”/ #fleshlight / “YEP!”/ “Here's my follow up question…”/ #GAF / #assscissoring / #TheFourthHole / “At least it's a step in the right…in the WRONG direction…not that there's anything wrong with that…”/ “She lives for that…”/ “Talk to me after the show…”/ “I'm trippin' balls…”   (16:26): “If you wanna email us…”/ ***EMAIL US AT metalnerdery@gmail.com or VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182 or Check us Out at #TikTok and #YouTube and #Facebook and #Instagram at #metalnerderypodcast / “OMG, are you totally stupid!?” / “Somebody just emailed you…”/ “What's on #TheDocket?” / “This is not a #microdose…”   (18:58): #TheDocket / “WTF is THIS!?” / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: INSTRUMENTALS / “What does that even mean?” / #7RSWE / “Seven…”/ “You sent him a file…”/ “It's 2:30, it's Saturday, you ain't got shit to do…”/ #psilocybin #yourmother / “Why is everything so colorful?” / “Totally, ‘cos it was built like 10 years ago…”/ “When you said you were sending him a file…”/ #onmicburp / “It has to be played…”/ THE CALL OF KTULU (#Metallica – Ride The Lightning – 1984) / “If you're still keeping score…I'm tripping…”/ #MaryReilly #scarycreepy / “Can we jump to the very end of this?” / “That was Cliff…”/ “Hope you figure it out, #fuckface…I'm gonna send you a file…”/ “What do you think between #GenghisKhan and #Transylvania…?” / “Is #Bollocks the same as #Balls or #Bullshit?” / English English vs American English / TRANSYLVANIA (#IronMaiden – Iron Maiden – 1980) / “How do you read ANY of that!?” / #772 / “I'm gonna send you a file…”/ “It's a Lamar 7…”/ “Your eyes are wet, bro…”/ “You are actually pronouncing the name right…”/ #Genghisvitis    (31:41): “How about some Rat Salad?” / “What can you make out on there that I haven't pointed out to you yet?” / #LMAO / “There's #MobyDick…”/ “You'd have to be here…”/ RAT SALAD (#BlackSabbath – Paranoid – 1970) / “Doob…Turtle…”/ “Frankenlobster…”/ “I'm glad I'm here…”/ “I'm just glad you sent him a file…”/ ERUPTION (#VanHalen – Van Halen – 1978) / “You just have to put yourself back in 1977…”/ #HendrixOnMushrooms / “Was that a quest…to be able to play it?” / “Thank you…”/ “Other than Metallica, I think that's the only other thrash instrumental out there…”/ Various #Testament instrumentals…and we forgot #ConfusionFusion / INTO THE LUNGS OF HELL (#Megadeth – So Far…So Good…So What! – 1988) / “It would have been funny…”   (41:58): “I've got one…is that on the Red Album?” / #TheRedAlbum / WELCOME TO YOUR FUNERAL (#RigorMortis – Rigor Mortis – 1988) / D.T. (#ACDC – Who Made Who – 1986) / “Oh yeah! They had one…”/ #MaximumOverdriveSoundtrack / “Nice choice…”/ “How about a little Forbidden?” / SPIRAL DEPRESSION (#Forbidden – Twisted Into Form – 1990) / “No, that's not on the list…”/ “This is the one that starts with a 7, right?”/ “Now it's creepy…”/ “Earlier I thought I was gonna laugh so hard I was going to throw up…”/ “You spell that with a 7, right?” / “Raping The Dragon's Scrotum In The Dungeon, Opus 26…” / TRILOGY SUITE: OP 5 (#YngwieJMalmsteen – Trilogy – 1986) / #dungeonmetalASMR / “It's the most beautiful dungeon metal I've ever heard…”/ “Spelled with a 7…”/ “They're not actually ‘saying words'…”   (52:22): “How about YYZ?” / 777…take your #PlanetCaravan and get out! / YYZ (#Rush – Moving Pictures – 1981) / “My brain has to fix it…”/ “I got one…it is on the list…my brain had to fix it…”/ MOBY DICK (#LedZeppelin – Led Zeppelin II – 1969) / #JohnBonham / #storytime / #BecomingLedZeppelin / “When I was in 8th grade…”/ “Suspenseful music…”/ #blacklightposters / “Let's do a handful more…”/ “I want this played at my funeral…”/ FOR ABSENT FRIENDS (#Opeth – Deliverance – 2002) / #cloudyweather #melancholy / “It's very Swedish…they're from Sweden, dude…”/ “How about we close with that?” / “I want it from the train…”/ “I think he gave it away when he said it's pretty ‘Meddle'…”/ ONE OF THESE DAYS (#PinkFloyd – Meddle – 1971) / “Healthy AND thick…down there…with 7's…”/ “One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces…”   (1:05:00): “You know what part I'm talking about…”/#AwwwwwwwMannnnnnn / “Jimmy Bower plays everything on this…”/ DOOB INTERLUDE (#DOWN – DOWN II: A Bustle In Your Hedgerow – 2002) / “All the 7's?” / “Let's close it out…”/ “From a sexual standpoint, a train is…”/ “Sorry there wasn't enough 7's in my explanation…”/ ORION (#Metallica – Master Of Puppets – 1986) / “This is the Hetfield solo…he always had the best solos…”/ “Alright, get to the train part…”/ “There's no reason to ever be mad at Metallica…”/ “Write with 7's and just STFU!...7's across the board…”/ “Mushroom Chronicles Part 2: Writing With 7's…”/ #Lucky777 / “It's weird…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! THANK YOU FOR THE 7'S… / #InstrumentalChronicles / #untilthenext #outroreel 

“You're not supposed to swallow it…but it's fine to have it in your mouth.”   Whether it's the debut from Metal Church or Dream Theater, or the swansong from Slayer or Pantera, TERRY DATE is undoubtedly one of the most prominent and prolific producers, engineers, and mixers of metal music to have blessed the ears of metal fans for more than 40 years.   Get ready for “a little origami”, remember that cross walks exist “for health reasons”, and discover why it's better to not be “on the boat” during a thunderstorm if astraphobia is an issue.   Check out our accidental album dive that was riddled with “Dysfunction” and discover just how many outstanding albums got left out of our discussion thanks to the “different tastes” of some of us.   Behold the hilarity of “Dealer's Choice”, realize that “Episode 300 will be ‘The One' (it's gonna be a mindblower)” and JOIN US as we go BEHIND THE BOARD with our METAL PRODUCERS SPOTLIGHT on TERRY DATE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode   Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast   Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes:   (00:01): “We both cried a little bit…it was fine…”/ #EasterPotluck / #fabulous / “Wait, are they Lebanese? From Lisbon?” / #markthetime #OreoBalls / “If you saw ‘em, you'd be impressed…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Advised but not recommended…”/ “I act like I don't hear it…you keep saying it…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Here we go…”/ Crosswalks exist for a reason…use them as if your life depended on them. / “He probably would have rioted…”/ “Okie dokie…” / “Sorry, is that better?” / “Two girls walking together…probably no undies either…” (07:50): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #TwoTidesBrewing #GardenOfEvil / “It looks like Opeth's Still Life…”/ “Super day drinking…4%ABV…”/ #RussellsReflectionsBoatEdition / “You start small…”/ #Bowrider / #Astraphobia / “How long is the water electrified?”/ “Isn't it great how they can be wrong all the time and still keep their jobs?”  (13:13): “If you wanna reach out and touch us you can EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com or VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182 or hit us up on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast at #TikTok #InstaGram #FaceBook #YouTube / “This episode's #SlayerOfTheEpisode…”/ #BumpOfSlayer / “A little #origami bump of Slayer…my precious…”/ MANDATORY SUICIDE (South Of Heaven – 1988) / “And just like that…”/ “If Reign In Blood had THAT production…”/ “It comes from the factory #preloud …”/ #origamiASMR / “We don't need to do that anymore…” / “Maybe just a little…” / #RussellsReflections / #TheWhiteLotus / “Here's the rules if you wanna make a show on #HBO…” / “They can't be hard…”/ #TheRighteousGemstones / “I can put so much, right there…”/ “No, I'm talking about White Lotus…Righteous Gemstones is funny…”/ “It's people you want bad things to happen to…”/ The joys of being wealthy and giving back  (23:55): #TheDocket / “You're about to get re-railed…”/ “That's gonna be the one, dude…”/ #nextweek / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  BEHIND THE BOARD – PRODUCER SPOTLIGHT: TERRY DATE / “We didn't do the #Patreon…” / “Do you think it's possible to make #PulpFiction chronological?” / #TenFilmRule / #PatreonShoutout / ***COME JOIN US ON THE PATREON AT patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “What is that noise?” / #MetalChurch METAL CHURCH (Metal Church – 1984) / “Here's a trivial question for you…remember the #HowardSternTVShow on cable?” / #FifthAngel MIDNIGHT LOVE (Time Will Tell – 1989) / *** NOTE: This was actually produced by Terry Brown, NOT Terry Date, and was released in 1989, NOT 1986. The eponymous Fifth Angel debut was released in 1986 and was produced by Terry Date. *** / “Wait…that's not racist either…” (35:00): “You were so into the shred though…the super technical…”/ “I like it when he does this…”/ #TheAccused PSYCHOMANIA (Martha Splatterhead's Maddest Stories Ever Told – 1988) / “How many riffs can we put in there?” / “That was like comparing dick sizes…”/ “It sounds nothing at all like the rest of their catalog…”/ #debutalbum / “What's up with the cover?” / #DreamTheater A FORTUNE IN LIES (When Dream And Day Unite – 1989) / “Does it sound like Queensryche?” / “They've got Paul Stanley naked on the cover…”/ “It's like a nasal hallucination…”/ #Soundgarden LOUD LOVE (Louder Than Love – 1989) (44:04): “We did a dive on it…you were here…if they got their sound from that, let's play something off of that…”/ “Every now and then we'll throw a hit out there…”/ #Overkill ELIMINATION (Years Of Decay – 1989) / “Even the riff is shaped similarly…”/ #Pantera THE ART OF SHREDDING (Cowboys From Hell – 1990) / #MetalYoga / “It's the French one…”/ #Overkill HORRORSCOPE (Horrorscope – 1991) / “Very #djenty…”/ “It's doomy…”/ “It's the chair…”/ “Now wait a minute, why is that funny?” / “Just for funsies…you're not gonna like it…”/ “I gotchu…when someone says that, they're gonna hook you up…”/ #Pantera FUCKING HOSTILE (Vulgar Display Of Power – 1992) / “Fun fact about this that I learned the other day…”   (54:22): “I thought we have…maybe it was on our #BlackMetal episode…”/ #whyareyousuchadick? / “Last night…Satan came into my room…and he had his way with my forehead…”/ “It's okay to have it in your mouth, just don't swallow it…” / #247Spyz BREAK THE CHAINS (Strength In Numbers – 1992) / “Do you have to put the mic IN your mouth?” / “How about some Prong?” / ***INTERJECTION:  THESE ARE ALL #TERRYDATEPRODUCED ALBUMS!!!*** / #Prong (NOTE: slight misunderstanding…This was NOT “Cleansing” but “Rude Awakening”) / RUDE AWAKENING (Rude Awakening – 1996) / “We don't have to, but we kinda have to…”/ #DoobInterludeExtendedMix / “Dealer's choice?” / #LMAO / #Pantera SHEDDING SKIN (Far Beyond Driven – 1994)    (1:03:55): “We've skipped a lot…we don't have to play every band…”/ #WhiteZombie ELECTRIC HEAD PT. 1 (THE AGONY) (ASTRO-CREEP: 2000 – 1995) / “This is where he went from White Zombie to Rob Zombie…”/ “That brings back fond memories…”/ “You can't skip over that…”/ #Pantera (REPRISE) SANDBLASTED SKIN (The Great Southern Trendkill – 1996) / “That is fucking ugly as homemade fuck…”/ “I met him at Redneck Fest…” / “You've gotta go with some #Helmet, right?” / “We're filling a hole…”/ #Helmet PURE (Aftertaste – 1997) – Mixing / “What about that one?” / “It's actually my favorite KISS album…”/ #Staind MUDSHOVEL & HOME (“I'm surprised you like this…there's a lot of melody…”) / “It's not Planet Caravan…”/ SUFFOCATE (Dysfunction – 1999)    (1:17:43): “This is what you wanna hear?” / “This was a huge album…let me see the #setlist…” / #LimpBizkit NOOKIE (Significant Other – 1999) / “You know what that sounds like? / #Soulfly PROPHECY (Prophecy – 2004) / #KoRn TWISTED TRANSISTOR (See You On The Other Side – 2005) – Mixing / “Whatever dude, it's the same thing…”/ “I know there's some good stuff near the bottom…” / “That was THEIR last album ever…”/ “Where did this come from? And you're still doing it!” / #Slayer TAKE CONTROL (Repentless – 2015) & PIANO WIRE / “Sounds like a mess, right?” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “Here's what makes a lot of noise…it sounds like a woman screaming through the woods…”/ “Fuuuuuuuuck…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel 

“I know who you're talking about!”   So, we did a thing… After almost 6 years into this podcast, this is the first time we've ever done a BREAKDOWN of a single track, and what better way to kick things off than SLAYER's ANGEL OF DEATH, which is without question “one of the most perfect thrash metal songs EVER written” and also just happens to be the killer opener on one of the most perfect thrash metal albums ever recorded, the Rick Rubin produced legendary 1986 masterpiece, Reign In Blood.    Time to relive the memories of yore, including the joys of “lunchtime and slimy fingers”, and decide whether or not you will be joining “Team Hot Pocket or Team Snooch”.  Prepare to comprehend what “abacinate” actually means and understand why it is so horrifying in context, realize that “Manghoul” isn't phonetically accurate but does make a gruesomely fitting nickname, and discover the reason why “time doesn't matter and isn't important” when you JOIN US as we go BEYOND THE BREAKDOWN  into the essence of everything that makes ANGEL OF DEATH “one of the most perfect thrash metal songs EVER written”.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode   Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com   Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify More SLAYER Episodes https://www.metalnerdery.com/slayer Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “#Creed is better than #PearlJam…” / “Do they give you cheese dip for free?” / “There's music you generally hear at a Mexican place…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Maybe it's coming out of the #metalnerderyslushfund over on the #Patreon …”/ #sixyearsofawesome / #femalecomedians #bucketspots / NOTE: she's NOT from Atlanta / “She's pretty funny…for a female…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN THE DIGITAL BUNKERPOON!!!*** / #chokingitback / “Every time I listen to that song I think about the first time I #fingerblasted a girl…”/ “I know who you're talking about!” / #markthetime / “That's a triple…you got slimy fingers…”/ #windshieldwiper / “Dude, I just scored!” / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE…GO TO #THEDOCKET…*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComforts #XI / “This one is an 8.0 ABV…”/ #ImperialIPA / “I like the color…what color is that?” / #Teal / “I said teal, fuckface!”/ #theverdict / “It's new corporate condo office carpet…”/ #NakedLunch / #TheMovie / #spoiler / #HotPocket / “It's that from now on…wait, hot pocket or snooch?” / #HotPocket or #Snooch / “It's MG approved…#fromtheheart…”/ “Is this gonna be a pseudo Chronicles…?” / “This is the first thing I said…and I wish I could claim it…”/ #Instagram / “I will buy it for you if you will wear it…” (14:47): “Do we have any correspondence?” / ***CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #FACEBOOK #YOUTUBE #INSTAGRAM AND #TIKTOK AND EMAIL US AT METALNERDERY@GMAIL.COM OR VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / ***JOIN US on #ThePatreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “No reflections?” / “She thinks it's cute, and kinda flattering…”/ #DoubleStuffedArbys / “When's the last time you went to #Arbys?” / “It was everything I wanted it to be and more…”/ “A triple is a little bit above my paygrade…   (19:52): “It's new and old at the same time…it's #Nold…”/ #wedidathing / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS THE BREAKDOWN OF SLAYER'S ANGEL OF DEATH / “Behind the breakdown?” / #FuckingSlayer / “Was it the first Slayer you heard?” / “This is the soundtrack for Hell…” / “Interjection real quick…” / “Try and do the whole #followthebouncingball on Hell Awaits…it's impossible…”/ “Are you gonna spit on your hand?” / “We need to break it up into chunks…”/ Produced by Rick Rubin / “I think that's the thing that freaked me out the most…I heard the scream…” / #extrememetal   (28:15): #TheIntro / “Right there…”/ #killeropener / “That's full 2 minutes to midnight bone…”/ “There's a note, like a chime…in the high hat…” / “It's the cymbals, but the way it rings…it's like a note there…”/ “You used a lot of headphones…” (31:17): #FirstVerse / “The vocals are up front and in your face…”/ “Everything was CLEAR…”/ “He's talking about what happened…there were multiple scumbags…”/ #Manghoul / “Thank you for correcting me…I'm sorry I'm just a poor dumb kid from Lawrenceville, Georgia…”/ #TheChorus / #DaveLombardo #doublebass / “Metallica had double bass…but not like THAT!” / “It's so crisp…”/ #SecondVerse #WithNoAnesthesia / #RecordScratch / “Can you imagine being in the studio, recording this?” / ***GO TO METALNERDERY.COM/SLAYER  FOR MORE SLAYER STUFF!!!*** / “Slayer's harmonies are very weird and atonal…” / #RussellsReflections (38:26): #TheBreakdown / “Listen to that riff…it's tremendous!”/ #MadeInAmerica / “I think this may be one of the first breakdowns…”/ “Those are evil, EVIL harmonies!” / “Right before the solo you've gotta pause it…”/ “That's how metal is mind expanding…I know what rancid means…but I don't know what #abacinate means…” / #definitionASMR / “What episode was that from? / “I think the breakdowns started with this #genre…”/ “It's the #HalftimeShow…”/ “Take your get ready pills…” (43:43): “I wanna feel it…” / #TheGuitarSolos / “Moment of silence…you paused it at the perfect time…”/ “They fit, they work…they're memorable…it matches the song…”/ “When they play leads, I'm listening to the rhythm they're playing behind the leads…”/ #SoloRiff (48:38): #TheDoubleBassFill and #TheOutro / “One of the most #perfectthrashmetalsongs  ever written…”/ “Everything about that song is right…”/ “That's how #cancelculture works…”/ #prejudice / “BTW, that's 40 years ago…this still has staying power…”/ “That was fun…let's do another one…”/ “What's the time looking like?” / #clickclickboom / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! CONTINUE TO SPREAD THE WORDERY ABOUT METAL NERDERY!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel   

“Let me see your mouth…”    Prepare to learn the proper “order of operations” with regard to relaxers and hear some hilarious post 4/20 tales that will force you to make some “executive decisions” about the rest of your day. Understand the reason a “jigger” needs to be rinsed out after every use, why you should never utter that word near the hearing impaired, and why “Black Power Metal” isn't what you think it is.    Discover the common ground shared by “sex & buffalo wings”, understand what it means to be part of the “metal family” (even if you're from “different snooches”) and JOIN US for an update on Metal Happenings and News (and such) for April 2025, including some new metal releases arriving soon, as well as some fun (for us anyway) video viewing…because it's WAY more fun to watch AND listen than it is to just listen.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode   Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Gimme some black…”/ #itsmarked / “That's a word, btw…”/ #jigger / “I just like saying that over and over…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “…and three other people…”/ “Hold your piece…vs hold your peace…” / #killyoutodeath / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “I don't know why I said indentured…”/ #utterregret / “I think the one, though…you had it right…the one that should have been on there was…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComforts #BoneChurch / 5.2%ABV / “Czech…oslovakia?” #CzechRepublic / #ASerbianFilm / “You wanna put that next to your mouth now?” / ***IF YOU WANT TO SKIP THE NONSENSE…CHECK THE SHOWNOTES FOR #THEDOCKET ***   (6:03): JOIN US on #ThePatreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #PatreonShoutout / “I'm sure of it…I really hate him.” / #Tombstone / #ValKilmerRIP / “It's in your hedgerow…”/ If you want to VOICEMAIL US, you can do so by giving us a call and leaving us a voicemail at 980-666-8182!!! / #shadowban / “It's like we've got a huge dick boner, but our balls are totally flaccid…”/ JOIN US on the socials at #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube #TikTok at #metalnerderypodcast / #voicemailsegment / #whoareyou? / #CafeDuMonde / “That coffee sucked my butthole…”/ #EmberingEffigyASMR / #CoffeeTalk / “There's a lot of money in the death business…because it comes right after the healthcare business…”/ “I feel like if you worked in a funeral home…”/ #ABetterPlace    (13:10): “No story ever starts off good when you use the words…”/ #RussellsReflectionsTHCASMR / “She holds up a package…”/ “I didn't really wanna do it…but I thought ‘I got plenty of time…'” / “Let me see your mouth…”/ “When you eat, it pushes it through…”/ “We've gotta watch #TheWhiteLotus …”/ “Things aren't right…”/ “I lost 3 hours…”/ #executivedecisions / “Super fog brain…”/ #dontdenythepowerof #DeltaEightTHC / #MatthewsReflections #MedicalEdibles / “I felt like a great big cotton ball…” / #OrderOfOperations / “To me, that's #surprisehigh because surprise high is never fun…”/ “Let's just legalize the regular…”/ #MakeAmericaStonedAgain #MakeAmericaHighAgain   (24:06): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  METAL CURRENT EVENTS, MUSIC VIDEOS, AND UPCOMING NEW RELEASES - APRIL 2025 EDITION / “You wanna start with the top?” / #Nekrogoblikon #DoubleFeature SHOW ME YOUR GOBLIN / “I think we gotta come to grips that this is…”/ FIEND / “Bring me back a taco…”/ #Electronicore / “Brand new Ghost...this one's pretty good…”/ #Ghost LACHRYMA (Skeleta – 2025 – released April 25, 2025) / “It's modern-day Alice Cooper…”/ “Maybe they're #boxless…”/ “Y'all know what sex and buffalo wings have in common, right?” / #rimshot / #ArchEnemy A MILLION SUNS (Blood Dynasty – 2025 – released March 28, 2025) / “Maybe my new favorite band…”   (36:00): “We've never talked about these guys…” / #WoeIsMe HERE'S TO ME (A STORY TO TELL, PT. 2) / #metalcore / NOTE:  Woe, Is Me is a metalcore band from Atlanta, GA / #localmetalcore / “Then we go into straight devil music…”/ #Behemoth LVCIFERAEON (The Shit Ov God – 2025 – May 9, 2025) / “Black power metal…that sounds weird…” / “Look at the name of the song though…” / “Are you still stoned, dude? Maybe I'm not stoned enough…” / “They basically did a couple of Loads…”/ #Volbeat IN THE BARN OF THE GOAT GIVING BIRTH TO SATAN'S SPAWN IN A DYING WORLD OF DOOM – #ITBOTGGBTSSIADWOD (God of Angels Trust – 2025 – June 6, 2025) / “Take 3 or 4 weeks off from drinking…go buy a guitar…”/  BY A MONSTER'S HAND / “He went back to the good way of singing…” / “You know what's terrifying…?” / “Those guys look nothing like they sound…” / #RussellsReflectionsConcertEdition   (52:47): “We've got some crazy shit going on…”/ “I guess this falls into metal news…”/ #MetalNews / #GrandTheftAuto (NOT the video game) / “The police chased this car into a neighborhood of the bass player of Weezer's wife…”/ #recordscratch / “Wait, say that again…”/ “Her days of bone-in are over…”/ “Kinda hot…I mean, for a bass player's wife…”/ #touchbass / “Speaking of bass…”/ #Soulfly and strange #Sepultura news / “Very, VERY important, Bill's favorite band, has decided…”/ #GeneSimmonsRoadie / “Shouldn't you be paying them…?” / “What they're doing is an #Unmasked show…”/ “When you say you're gonna retire, just retire and STFU!” / “I think when they're done…it'll be like Led Zeppelin, it'll be over.” / #MetallicaSavedMyLife #Documentary / “I got a little in the feels, man…”/ “Kind of a different approach for us…” / “Can you say all the other ones too? So it's really a T word…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel  

“One's a dude, right? I want the one that's NOT the dude…”   DOWN III: OVER THE UNDER, the 3rd studio offering from southern fried doom lords DOWN, has a very 70's centric feel from start to finish. From the songs and the production to the album cover, OVER THE UNDER might just be the most 70's influenced and 70's sounding DOWN album ever recorded.    Time to fire up the “bowrider” and begin preparations for “The Dockside Sessions” coming later this summer. Discover why knowing the difference between a succubus and an incubus is critical when it comes to certain forms of somnia, remember that if you're learning guitar to always focus on your “fingering technique”, behold some outstanding metal from Australasia that's very “throaty”, and just accept the fact that “I don't know where they could have put it where I would have liked it” when you JOIN US as we take a trip through the heavier side of the 70's with DOWN III: OVER THE UNDER.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode   Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Check out DOWN on the Interwebs: https://down-nola.com/   Show Notes: (00:01): “That's brand new, condo carpet right there…” / “Well…here's the thing…”/ #bowrider / #runabout / Metal Nerdery: The Dockside Sessions / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #audiobook #Hellraisers #debauchery / “They called it ‘The Zakk Wylde Drinking Game'…” / “Is it really reading if you're doing it with your ears?” / #earreading / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / A brief reflection regarding our #WeSoldOurSoulForBonScott episode / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #WingedCreatures / #WayfinderBeer / Succubus vs Incubus / “One's a dude, right? I want the one that's NOT the dude…” / #markthetime / #sleepfucking / 6.8%ABV (“It's green as fuck…”) / “It is brisket, but it ain't brisket…” / “They salt it…and corn it…”  / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT OF THE EPISODE, GO TO #THEDOCKET IN THE SHOW NOTES***   (08:35): “Grab the shaft…I'm gonna grab the horn…”/ Check us out on the social media on #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube #TikTok at #metalnerderypodcast  and EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #voicemail / “Hail yeah!”/ Tips for new guitar players / “You're gonna fall into so much poon, you have no idea…” / “As I started adding fingers…”/ #EugenesBagOfTricks /  “Tablature is helpful, too…”/ “Get your fingering technique good…” / “Do we have any more voicemail?” / A comment regarding some old school #Aerosmith (from the 70's) / “What's it called?” / #AlienWeaponry / “I want the phone number of your #relaxerdealer …” / “If you had to pick an Aerosmith album…”/ #ghettoblaster / “You know what's almost equally as offensive?” / “You shouldn't say THAT word…EVER!” / “That's like going on to #TheView and saying…” / Learning how to “read the room” / “Starts with an N, ends with an R…”/ “A great new band out of Australasia…” / #NewZealandMetal / HANGING BY A THREAD (Te Ra – 2025) / “I like that word…throaty…” / A little too much / “Isn't that a song?” / “It's a different ‘lade'…” / “Speaking of NOLA…” (24:16): #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  DOWN III – Over The Under / We felt like it was time to break out some #DOWN and properly prepare for 4/20 festivities and their upcoming new album which they're currently working on as we speak… / “…and stuff?” / Released on September 25, 2007 / “You know what this reminds me of?” / #MasterOfReality / “It'd be like 70's No Quarter influenced doom metal…”/  THREE SONS AND ONE STAR / #HeavyZZTop / “Embrace the riddle of regret…”/ THE PATH “Awwwwwww mannnnnnn…” / “I can hear #Pantera doing this…”/ “Well, caterpillars are weird…” / “Grab the shaft, I'm gonna grab the horn…”   (34:54): N.O.D. (“Because L.S.D. ain't what it used to be for me…”) / I SCREAM / “I had a dream and we were hanging out with #Metallica…” / “OMG, It's the Trident Challenge…” / ON MARCH THE SAINTS / “This sounds more #southernrock …”/ “There's no such thing as a good time for bad luck…” / “On mosh the saints…” / “That totally reminds me of Master of Reality…” / “Back it up because there's feedback that's weird…” / NEVER TRY / “That's the 70's, all day…that riff…” / #RussellsReflections regarding #LynyrdSkynyrd and their less popular stuff / “You can come over and taste my meat any time you want…”   (48:00): MOURN / “Do you ever turn down a bathroom break?” / “Castawhy?” / #HenrysHardSoda / “I think the next day I pee'd and it was green colored…”/ “Were you wearing your special shoes?” / BENEATH THE TIDES / “That's so fuckin' 70's, dude…” / “Feel Anselmo?” / “If you have relaxers, please set them on fire, right now…”/ HIS MAJESTY THE DESERT / “Bye Felicia…”/ “And building…and building…” / PILLAMYD / #usethoseheadphones / “I might like the riffage on this one better…”/ “Dude, your credibility is gone…” / #PlanetCaravan / “I don't know where they could have put it where I would have liked it…” / “You're welcome…”   (1:03:27): IN THE THRALL OF IT ALL / “Doesn't it have a 70's vibe to it? (This whole album does…)” / “I think they need to take #Pentagram out on tour…”/ “That'd be literally a Doom Fest…” / NOTHING IN RETURN (WALK AWAY) / “Sounds like Zeppelin…No Quarter, the middle part…” / “This might be my favorite song on the album…”/ “The harmony is so killer…”/ #victoryswampmetal / “Huh?” / “Probably gonna play a little butt-games…”/  “I kept being reminded what ‘the fourth hole' is…” / “That's a very descriptive dream…” /  THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND HAPPY 4/20 TO ALL!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel

Summary: “I'm sorry, what was that? No, the second part…the part that came after that…”   METALCORE seems to be all over the place, in that its components are quite varied and cover a broad spectrum of everything that has historically made metal awesome: double bass drumming, guitar shred, breakdowns and mosh parts, and sometimes even some emo screaming and heartfelt vocals sung straight from the balls. Like a heavy metal jambalaya with a ton of different ingredients, METALCORE is the next wave of metal for a new generation of metalheads who want to enjoy a little bit of everything all at once.   Be sure to stop “adulting” and remember that “when people lose their argument, they shift their whole stance”. Realize the darker connotations of saying “I did a thing today” and understand that Cory Hart wears his sunglasses at night because it's terrifying to be “blinded by the light”.    Get ready to ponder the entertainment value of a “scientifically accurate Spiderman”, brace for some quality “decoction” bloopers from the cutting room floor of “Transition Hospital”,  accept the fact that there are still some folks who believe “a non-tattooed 6 is way hotter than a fully tatted 10”, grab yourself “a hot pocket” and JOIN US as we sample the smorgasbord of modern fusion metal known as METALCORE.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode   Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast   Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Wouldn't it be interesting…if Spiderman was more scientifically accurate?” / #webslinger #spiderman / “I think it would be better…”/ #markthetime / “I wanna be into it…it's just hard…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Wanna do the beer first?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #ShippingOutOfBoston / “'scew meh…” / #TheDeparted / “I don't know what decoction is…”/ #decoction / “Isn't that a soap opera? Transition Hospital?” / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, HEAD TO #THEDOCKET IN THE SHOWNOTES!!!*** (06:00): “Fireplace is a doom metal band out of Louisiana…” / “The only good thing about traveling for business…”/ #IWillTellYou / The never-ending sprawl of #BourbonStreet / #RussellsReflectionsTravelEdition #NOLA / Food reviews, including superior hotel fare and bartender recommendations / “…with a Q…”/ “I must break you…you will lose…”/ #CafeDuMonde / “I'm sorry, what was that?  The 2nd part…” / #Beignets / “The coffee was nothing special…” / “I will tell you…”/ #redbeansandrice / “The bars were the cool thing…”/  #AbsintheBars / “The real stuff is supposed to be trippy…” / “It was 130 proof…the colors get a little brighter” / “I don't wanna go on too long about this…” / #shittons / “It's my kinda dump…” / “Oh, I will say…The Dungeon…was a disappointment… / “If you're going to a heavy metal bar…wear a #MetalNerdery t-shirt which you can find at www.metalnerdery.com/merch ...” / Older tits / “She was getting high fives…”   (18:02): J.D. from #EmberingEffigy and his comedy debut at #SweetwaterLive / “The crazy thing was…on the way home…” / #trafficstopASMR / #taglight / #MattsAngryRant / #warning / “I have no idea what he looked like…this is the terrifying thing” / “You dodged a bullet, sir…”/ “Don't run your mouth…wear your sunglasses at night, that's why Corey Hart did it…” / “Don't do it…”/ #ManfredMann /”Blinded by the light”…/ “The lights didn't look like the usual #seizurelights …” / “Back at you, buddy…” (25:10): Come JOIN US on the socials at #Instagram #Facebook #Youtube #TikTok at #MetalNerderyPodcast, EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com / “It's like a snooch guard on the tits…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #VoicemailSegment / Ken from Connecticut…/ #NewEnglandMetal / #whatsitcalled? / #KillswitchEngage COLLUSION (The Consequence – released 02/19/2025) / “We forgot the Patreons…it's always the first episode…” / “For less than the price of a pack of smokes or a bottle of virtual girlfriend…you can JOIN US in the Bunkerpoon After Dark over at our #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / #PatreonShoutOut #BunkerpoonAfterDark (33:33): #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: METALCORE / Not to be confused with all the different “cores” we covered sometime back… / “Some of this stuff my wife likes…”/ “I hate that term…”/ #adulting / “Ya gotta quit…/ ‘I did a thing today…' just stop that…” / “THAT is ‘I did a thing today…'” / “Ladies…a non-tattooed 6 is way hotter than a fully tatted 10…” / “You're gonna be in shape forever…”/ “I just need to use the facilities…” (38:32): “Back to the docket…”/ “Metalcore…all the metal components…melode (melodic vocals)…” / #markthetime / “Tell you what…I'll grab the tip, you grab the shaft…” / #AllThatRemains WHAT IF I WAS NOTHING (A War You Cannot Win – 2012) / “This needs to hurry up…”/ “This is like Hoobastank, dude…” /  TWO WEEKS (Overcome – 2008) / “There we go!” / “That's cool: shred and double bass…” / “He doesn't like the heartfelt melodies…from the balls…” / “My wife really likes that band…” / “It's like the tattoo thing…”/ #differentstrokes / “I #windpiped and I thought I was dying and I almost died and I didn't die…” / “It's a different generation (of metal)…” (45:32): “I bet Bill's gonna hate it…”/ #BringMeTheHorizon CAN YOU FEEL MY HEART (Sempiternal – 2013)  & THRONE (That's the Spirit – 2015) / “Alright…we're good…” / “Everytime I hear that, I wanna pull my shirt off…take my tit out…and tongue my nipple…” / #LambOfGod  OMERTA (Ashes of the Wake – 2004) / “I would have thought of them as the New Wave of American Thrash…”/ “I just called it ‘drugs'…” / “Play something off of that…”/ “I thought they came out whenever…or are they vampires?”/ #AvengedSevenfold WE COME OUT AT NIGHT (Sounding The Seventh Trumpet – 2001) / “So it's gonna suck?” / “These guys sound like if Blink 182 made a metal album…”/ #ADayToRemember / A quick  interjection regarding breakdowns / “To me, none of this is #metalcore yet…” (54:32): #NormaJean SWORD IN MOUTH, FIRE EYES (Wrongdoers – 2013) / (NOTE: Norma Jean is actually Atlanta metal, hailing from Douglasville, GA) / “I like this better than most of what we've heard so far…”/ “There's one they've got with vultures in the title…or eagles…”/ #Converge EAGLES BECOME VULTURES (You Fail Me – 2004) / “What's metalcore about this?” / “No melody in that, I knew Bill would love it…” / “He just grabs on to something and rides it out…” / “It's about Lenny & George…from the book?” / #bookreport / #OfMice&Men #OM&M / WOULD YOU STILL BE THERE (Restoring Force: Full Circle – 2014) / “That's metalcore!” / #Unearth THE GREAT DIVIDERS (The Oncoming Storm – 2004) / “That sounds WAY better!” / “It's a broad genre…” /  (1:03:28): “As I lay dying in all that remains…”/ #octopusface / “Which one's got all the streams?” / #FiveFingerDeathPunch WRONG SIDE OF HEAVEN (A Decade of Destruction – 2013) / “Here comes the heartfelt lyrics, get ready…” / “I mean, the production is good, right?” / “She's not a she…”/ “Why is the devil not a woman?” / “Is this Creed?” / “Apparently #dadrock and #buttrock are the same thing…”/ “You don't like Pearl Jam but you like Creed!?” / #AlterBridge is to #Creed like #Audioslave is to #RATM / “When people lose the argument, they shift their whole stance…” / “You think maybe they've got a video where she's nude?” / #SnoochMetal #InThisMoment BLACK WEDDING (Ritual – 2017) / “Are you out thah?” / “Women are always bitching about pants that don't have pockets and yet they have their very own…they've got a hot pocket and a back pocket…” / “Let's pick one or two more… / #AugustBurnsRed WHITE WASHED (Constellations – 2009) / “Oooh…squealies…” / “Okay, that's good…that's metalcore…”/ “I'm waiting on him to sing…I know it's coming…”/ “Maybe my favorite so far…”/ “End it with that…right there.” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND LET US KNOW YOUR METALCORE RECOMMENDATIONS!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel

WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR BON SCOTT (a continuation of our AC/DC Side 1: The Bon Scott Years episode from way back in 2020) is OUR greatest hits package from the iconic Bon Scott Years of AC/DC. And because we couldn't include ALL of the tracks from this legendary era, there were quite a few that unfortunately got “Shot Down In Flames”. Having said that, we still managed to include everything we felt SHOULD be included which best represents the classic Bon era of AC/DC.   Find out how tasting the “after-tang” from “snooch smooching” is a lot like “when you're used to the black and you get the green”. Brace yourself for our upcoming “Metal Nerdery apology tour” with a stop in “Australasia”, embrace the presence of the “Ghost of The Bunkerpoon”, and prepare for a story with a cast of characters that can only be described as “The Reverse Oreo”. Get ready to “mark the time” a LOT and remember that “Balls are BALLS, dude!” when you JOIN US because WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR BON SCOTT!!!   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “From the heart…” / “Give it to the dog…”/ #baconsoda / “Somebody's gotta drink it…”/ “We should do a toast…it should be our thing…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I forgot the #aftertwang that Jager's got…”/ “When you're used to the black…and you get the green…” / “Snooch Smooching and the pee after-tang” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE DIGITAL BUNKERPOON WITH METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Over here praying that my family doesn't listen to this…” / #forgiveness /  “Crafting my perfect #LaughingSkull set…” / “I think the 3 of us…need to go to Austin, Texas…and sign you up…”/ “But now he's going on The View and sucking their tits…”/ “I wonder if people love our podcast but hate our politics…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT, LOOK FOR #THEDOCKET ***    (08:00): “Y'all need to get some of this Bunkerpoon After-Dark Meat over on the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / #PatreonShoutOut / #complimentary / #HellYeah #BunkerpoonAfterDark / #Doomsicle update / “I've been warming up to the Helmet…”/ “It's marked…” / “Whenever I do a hand solo, the finish is the same…”/ #rapnerdery / “Hold on, I'm not ready…”/ ***CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIALS AT #TIKTOK #FACEBOOK #INSTAGRAM #YOUTUBE at #metalnerderypodcast EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com *** / “I got really good accolades at home because of that…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #EmberingEffigy stickers (share the wealth) / #MetalNerderyApologyTour    (15:15): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR BON SCOTT – THE BEST OF THE BON SCOTT ERA OF AC/DC!!! / “Angus bangs his head, yes, #ACDCisMetal !!!” / #Era / #Ghey / “I didn't get any gay come on me…now I've got come and gay come on me…” / #GreatestHitsPackage #TheBestOfBonScott / A reference to #ThePerfectAlbumSide from the golden years of #WKLS #96Rock / “Australasia?” / How to sequence a greatest hits package? Do you do it chronologically? Or do you do it like Pink Floyd: Echoes?    (22:44): “It's got to start with…” / “We gonna play the video?” / LET THERE BE ROCK (Let There Be Rock – 1977) / Reverend Bon / “I like the halo…”/ “What do you follow that up with?” / “Oy!” / T.N.T. (High Voltage – 1976) / “Ghost of The Bunkerpoon…” / “I almost hear a busted speaker…”/ “I almost think you've gotta throw Jailbreak right after that…” / “Is it #Australasia now because Donald Trump says so?” / JAILBREAK ('74 Jailbreak – 1976 – U.S. release was 1984) / “They were using real dynamite…”/ “We've gotta hear the breakdown part…”/ “Looking back, those lyrics are pretty dark…”   (35:19): “You need something up-tempo at this point…” / BEATING AROUND THE BUSH (Highway To Hell – 1979) / “That's pre-thrash…”/ “I just remember the finishing scenes…” / “He's gonna be a dick…”/ DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP (Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – 1976 – U.S. release was 1981) / “Who does the #deathmetalvoice?” / “It's kinda like the Damage Inc. of Let There Be Rock…” / “That's gonna be a button…”/ WHOLE LOTTA ROSIE (Let There Be Rock – 1977) / 42-39-56 / “That's a LOT of poon…”/ 266 lbs / “You know what the Australian version is missing?” / “Did we limit it to 12?” / “There were 17 songs on We Sold Our Soul for Rock ‘N' Roll…”/ “Do you have a vinyl player?” / #fuckface / “They're following orders…” / “Technically…usually…” / “It's always accidental and it's perfect…”   (46:10): “We've gotta have something from Powerage in here…”/ “Should we slow it down after this?” / RIFF RAFF (Powerage – 1978) / #LOLASMR / “Now we're gonna slow it down a little bit…”/ “In fairness…I know I didn't score a lot of poon, but I got some quality handies…these were better than I can do…” / “I told y'all the story right…the #Astroglide story?” / Prepare for a story with a cast of characters that can only be described as “The Reverse Oreo” / #RussellsReflections / “Astroglow?”/ “I guarantee he was riding mouth…it was a strange grouping…”/ THE JACK (High Voltage – 1976) / “What'd she give you?” / “Well, we've gotta follow it with what actually followed it…” / LIVE WIRE (High Voltage – 1976) / “They tune a quarter step down…”   (1:00:05): “He said ‘balls'…”/ The double entendre…/ “Balls are BALLS, dude!” / BIG BALLS (Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – 1976 – U.S. release in 1981) / NOTE:  there were a few tunes that unfortunately got “shot down in flames”, pun intended…/ “How about this one here?” / “That's the one you just turn it up to loud…” / IF YOU WANT BLOOD (YOU'VE GOT IT) (Highway To Hell – 1979) / “That's where you just turn it up louder…”/ “Bon was doing a Peter Griffin laugh way before #FamilyGuy was a thing…”/ “Between Go Down and Dog Eat Dog…if you were gonna pick?” / DOG EAT DOG (Let There Be Rock – 1977) / “It's kinda got that ‘Everybody Wants Some' drum line…”/ SIN CITY (Powerage – 1978) / “How about a little bit of that middle section?” / “So, I think if we were to close it now, I would say…” / “While you count that out…in your head…”   (1:12:50): RIDE ON (Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – 1976 – U.S. release in 1981) / “Are we recording, Jimmy?” / “If you want, I could go first…”/ “Hold on…”/ HIGHWAY TO HELL (Highway To Hell – 1979) / “I had the lyrics to this so wrong when I was a kid…” / The count as of this point (songs from each album) / Some honorable mentions that didn't make the cut… / “Break out your bagpipes…”/ IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE TOP (IF YOU WANNA ROCK ‘N' ROLL) (High Voltage – 1976) / “Here's a question: What other AC/DC songs would be good with bagpipes?” / ***Check out our #ACDC #BonScottEra episode as well!!!*** / “I'll make a #SpotifyPlaylist…”/ “I brought the Finger Ease, too…”/ #magicalpieceofpaper / “Your dick is like 90% water…” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #DoomsicleASMR / “You haven't seen my stormtrooper!” / #untilthenext #outroreel 

“If this is their 9th studio album, where does it rank?”  DEATH MAGNETIC, the Rick Rubin produced 9th studio album from Bay Area metal titans METALLICA (and the first studio album featuring Robert Trujillo on bass) is chock full of riffs, tons of ugly chords, a boatload of guitar solos, and loads of twin guitar harmonies that harken back to the thrash metal veterans legendary 80's output, with a sound that is a true return to their original thrash form which could have easily placed this album being released right after …AJFA.  They brought back all of the classic elements (including their iconic logo!) that made METALLICA awesome to begin with and more than made up for their “Angry Loads” era.  Remember to always send back the “medium rare chicken tenders” and if you're using a ride share, make sure to be hammered on at least one part of the journey. JOIN US for a brief review of a recent local metal show featuring Atlanta's own Embering Effigy at Sweetwater Live in Duluth (as well as a summary of the “aftermath” that followed), remember that “the Loads of Anger” are always at the bottom, and behold the victors of “The Loudness Wars” with METALLICA's 2008 return to their thrash metal roots, DEATH MAGNETIC.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Why not shred management?” / #highschoolmemories / “That was his ‘fuck off' hour…”/ #guitarclass / “We came up with this song…it's in my brain…”/ #LMAO / “I can play it on guitar right now…”/ “I left it in there just for you…”/ “I think we should do a toast…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “He might get his feelings hurt…”/ #shinydiamonds and #cleantigers / #shinytigers and #cleandiamonds / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST HERE IN THE DIGITAL BUNKERPOON!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #baconsoda / “Somewhere Russell referenced ‘bacon soda' and Billiam found a bottle of Bacon Soda…”/ “Tastes like maple bacon snooch…”/ “I need to let Doro taste it…”/ #markthetime / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** (07:20): “And I ordered #mediumrarechickentenders …”/ “Matthew…you were fuckin' trashed!”/ “If you're doing a rideshare, you really owe it to yourself to be hammered at least on one end of the journey…why take an Uber if you're gonna be sober?”/ “I must have looked like a hammered 4 year old…”/ #blackoutASMR / “You know that pre-hangover hangover that you get?” / #markthetime / “Okay, so you paid $38 for $8 Chinese food?”/ “It was a lot of wind…and a lightshow…”/ “Let's go back to the show…”/ #SweetwaterLive #LocalMetalShow #EmberingEffigy / #RussellsReflectionsConcertReview / “It's not going in there…”/ “My relationship status is…complicated” / #strangerinthetub / “Back to the show…”/ “What kind of beast was he fucking?” / “Here's what I liked about Embering Effigy…”/ “You don't have to get hammered…”/ “Have you noticed that Waffle House has changed dramatically…? Now they've got cute girls working there…”   (22:44): “How about some #wolfsteak !?” / “We got an email here from Norvyn…”/ EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com / For less than the price of a bottle of lube…you can JOIN US on the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / PATREON SHOUTOUT!!! / “Wait, what did you say?”/ Speaking of which… #WrathchildAmerica news from #dissonanceproductions / #WrathSAZ / ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “We could do a whole Atlanta show…” / #metalmemes   (29:20): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: METALLICA – DEATH MAGNETIC!!! / “This one should have come after Justice…they brought their old logo back…”/ “It's a little bit longer…”/ “When they released it, it was a #brickwalled mix…”/ Produced by Rick Rubin / Released September 12, 2008 / Debuted at Number 1 / #assholecavern / “They had that whole lawsuit thing with #Gibson …”/ “I think I clipped the bird…”/  THAT WAS JUST YOUR LIFE / “That's a hell of a comeback after St. Anger…”   (39:35): THE END OF THE LINE / “The riff sounds familiar but I can't place it…”/ “That's got a little bit of a Load feel to it…”/ “I know it's rock n roll, bro, but…”/ “He can smoke his guitars, play his guitars, and not give a fuck what I say about Lars…”/ #poetry / BROKEN, BEAT & SCARRED / “Rise, fall down, rise again…”/ “They brought back all the elements that made classic #Metallica awesome…we're gonna let the #angryloads go…”/ THE DAY THAT NEVER COMES / “It kinda has a Fade To Black cadence to it…”/ “Don't want no A1 for my #wolfsteak YEAH!” / “Even that riff is kinda like Fade To Black a little bit…”/ “Sounds like #southernrock and #ThinLizzy and #IronMaiden / “That's the riff from Am I Evil?...” / “One man's opinion…sometimes I get a little put off…to me, the sound is the same…” / “The Loads don't sound like this…” / The variation of mixes from earlier albums until later albums across multiple artists / “The mix is completely different…” / “Mix-wise with this and Hardwired…they sound like they could have been recorded at the same time…maybe that was their second dose of Loads…”   (56:13): “This goes out to all the dreamers out there…”/ ALL NIGHTMARE LONG / “In just a few short months…”/ “Luck…runs…out…”/ “He just leans into it…just give us one…”/ “We need to have a #YEAH counter…I've got a clicker, I'm bringing it…”/ CYANIDE / “The bass does have a pretty big part in this song…”/ #thickandfullandgirthy / “It's not overbearing but it's definitely there…”/ “I'm gonna be a dick about that forever…”/ “Warning for Billiam…”/ “Sorry, that's #AWavyAdolf …”/ THE UNFORGIVEN III / “That was a good one…”/ #Huh? / “Oh yeah, it's horny too…it's horny & stringy…”/ “I can't hear him play drums anymore without thinking about that dude on #Instagram…”/ “Forgive me…why can't I forgive me!?” / “That's fuckin' rock'n'roll, man…”/ Reflecting on other albums suffering from a #BrickwalledMix   (1:09:37): THE JUDAS KISS / “That's super ugly…like #butterface notes…”/ “I've gotten more impatient as I've gotten older…” / “We got spoiled by The Black Album…you can only write so many riffs, right?” / “I'm about to piss on myself…”/ SUICIDE & REDEMPTION / “Is that BASS back there?” / “That sounds like the #Metallica of old…” / #classicmetallica / “Charles is in town…and he brought his horse…”/ MY APOCALYPSE / “C'mon, stand up like Lars…”/ “Almost like Damage Inc. vibes…”/ “It's been a while since we did a proper Metallica episode…”/ “Is that all you guys do? Metallica and Slayer?” / #Bro / “Nobody said bro that much, bro…”/ “You wanna hold hands?” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “If this is their 9th studio album, where does it rank?” / “The Loads of Anger is at the bottom…the bottom is filled with Anger and Loads…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel   

In 1995, Los del Rio infected popular dance culture with their one-hit wonder, “The Macarena”, the U.S. national debt was only $5,000,000,000,000 (five trillion), both eBay and Craigslist were birthed into popular culture, Taco Bell offered The Volcano Burrito and The Double Decker Taco menu items for a limited time (each for less than $1.00, btw), and O.J. Simpson was acquitted thanks (in no small part) to Robert Kardashian, the man who would ultimately become responsible for fueling the success of Gary Holt's incredibly popular line of outerwear.   Meanwhile, in the world of 1995 metal, Kyuss called it quits shortly after releasing “…And The Circus Leaves Town” and DOWN unleashed their debut masterpiece “NOLA” on the EXACT SAME DAY that Dream Theater released their first EP featuring their 23-minute epic title track, “A Change Of Seasons”!   Get ready to find out what a “Coyote Disaster” actually sounds like, be mindful that when it comes to playing music in a live setting, some of us can play “topless” and some of us need a “sports bra”. Hear our thoughts regarding the upcoming “Back To The Beginning” final Black Sabbath concert event, listen carefully for a handful of not so subtle “R.E.M. references”, learn “how to scream at people in Braille”, and brace yourself for the record scratch heard ‘round the world (after embracing your “Patreon privilege”) when you JOIN US to find out “how they all talk” as we travel back in time to THE YEAR IN METAL – 1995.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I've thought about something…”/ “That's not consistent…it's not the same…”/ #JoJoRabbit / “YEAH!!!”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I never saw him play topless…he could have done a sports bra…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST COMING AT YOU FROM THE DIGITAL BUNKERPOON!!!*** / “There's something to remember when it comes to nasty, mean things you say to people…”/ #recordscratch / “This has got nothing to do with metal…”/ “Make this a #Patreon…”/ #talkies / “How do you scream at somebody who's deaf?”/ #youjustmouthit / “Dude, they can't hear this, don't worry about it…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, HEAD TO #THEDOCKET ***    (06:24): ***Head over to patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast to JOIN US over there!!!*** / #patreonshoutout / “Do you not like when I do that, dude?”/ #PatreonPrivilege / “How about a beer, bitches?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #SceptreBrewing #MikroBose / “If it was liquid nitrogen cold…” / ***Check us out on ALL the social media, including #TikTok #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube at #MetalNerderyPodcast and EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou / #ThePost / “Comin' out of a K-hole…”/ Thoughts regarding the final #BlackSabbath show in July 2025 / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “That's me in the spotlight…” / “I was literally thinking that as you were saying it…”/ #sayinggoodbye / “The fact that he's still alive is a miracle of modern science…”/ “You've gotta go left before that happens…”/ #DrugWarRetardity / “It's a powdered vegetable…”   (17:14): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  1995 – YEAR IN METAL / “The 30th anniversary of 1995…”/ #BlackSabbath (Forbidden) / “This is the #remix…”/ RUSTY ANGELS / “Is there something a little doomier on this?” / THE ILLUSION OF POWER / “Now THAT's Sabbath…”/ “Let's do some weird shit…”/ “This is the #killeropener for 1995…”/ #DOWN (NOLA) – TEMPTATION'S WINGS / “If you think about one, how do you not think about the other?” / #Behemoth (SVENTEVITH (Storming Near The Baltic)) – HIDDEN IN A FOG / “Do you hear that acoustic in the background?” / #blackmetal   (26:54): “I've got the perfect one…”/ “Huh?”/ #GripInc (Power of Inner Strength) / HOSTAGE TO HEAVEN / “A little?”/ “That just gets me hard hearing that…”/ #FuManchu (Daredevil) – COYOTE DUSTER (NOT Coyote Disaster!) / “I wanna be high…in the desert…jumpin' dunes…”/ “Poon is like the whole thing, snootch is actually the tunnel…”/ “Oooh, so you're doing the #Uno card…”/ #Reverse / #Deicide (Once Upon The Cross) – ONCE UPON THE CROSS / “The difference between Chris Barnes and Corpsegrinder…”/ #genreASMR   (36:36): #MonsterMagnet (Dopes To Infinity) – NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD / “I believe the proper term is ‘cock averse'…”/ “That's a LOT of flange back there…”/ “Look at the W.A.S.P. album…”/ “I know where I'm going next…”/ “That was a good impression of you doing an impression of me doing an impression of #BrianJohnson…”/ #Kyuss (…And The Circus Leaves Town) – HURRICANE / “Also, ironically enough, you were here for BOTLH…”/ #FaithNoMore (King For A Day…Fool For A Lifetime) – THE GENTLE ART OF MAKING ENEMIES / “They were weird…it became very artistic…”    (46:54): #Death (Symbolic) – SYMBOLIC / “What do you think your favorite Death album is?”/ “…and we're back!”/ #Carcass (Swansong – 1996) ***NOTE: we're aware this wasn't released in 1995, but it was recorded in 1995, so it's fine…*** / BLACK STAR / “Death ‘n' Roll…”/ “This is my last pick here…”/ “I feel like #grunge is a bit of a strong word…”/ #Anthrax (Stomp 442) – FUELED / “Honorable mentions…”/ “We should play that, it's only 25 minutes…”/ “What did you say!?”/ “We should do an #InsideTheMetal on them…they don't have a lot of albums either…”/ #MrTinkletrain / “I watched a video from when (#Primus) made that video (for Wynonna's Big Brown Beaver)…” / #StillNotBlackEnough / #MagnusOpus vs #MagnumOpus / “I've never heard a woman actually fart…”/ “Top Song from #Billboard in 1995…you're never gonna guess it…”/ #SuperBowlCommercial / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel #Huh?

After 50 years, it's great to see PENTAGRAM finally getting the attention they deserve from all across the world wide web. LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE, the band's latest offering and their first album in nearly a decade, arrived on the scene mere weeks before a video surfaced that went viral, showing founding member and frontman Bobby Liebling (wide-eyed and seemingly possessed) powering through “The Ghoul” with the rest of the band on stage and instantly becoming a viral sensation across metal circles and the greater metropolitan global meme universe.   LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE truly measures up to the meaning of the phrase, with PENTAGRAM doing the impossible and finally breaking through to a worldwide audience. With their trademark dark, doomy, and heavy sound finally produced in a way that captures the dark essence of classic doom with the amplified power and brutality of more modern doom metal bands, LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE might just be PENTAGRAM's finest hour, resulting in one of the greatest (and most fun) doom metal albums in the entire genre.   Be sure to stop by your local “Snooch & Gooch” and pick up some “rental snooch” and remember that there's a significant difference between “man coon balls” and “Maine Coon paws”. Discover how the transcendental power of hearing Sleep's “Dopesmoker” at a local tavern can manifest the “best Friday ever”, remember that snails are just slugs with a “tow behind camper shell”, prepare to “pet the horn” and get “a little tingly down in the nether regions” and JOIN US for a modern taste of classic doom from Alexandria, Virginia doom metal innovators PENTAGRAM with LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “If you're gonna add on to your house…”/ “And the benefit of that would be…?”/ “Or maybe a trampoline room…”/ ***WARNING:  #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “We completely forgot to do the intro last time…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET*** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST AT BUNKERPOON CENTRAL!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #OneHellOfAnAle #HappyHopBrewery / 7.0% ABV / “That's kinda daydrinkin', right?” / “It's not too carpety either…” / “I can't eat 3 times a day…that's a lot…”/ #ketosis / #RussellsReflectionsASMR/ #SundownersSyndrome #Dementia / “If there's any silver lining whatsoever…when you can have some distance and some prep time…it's not as shocking…”/ “Weird stuff…that's NOT them…”    (12:05): “The volume is down…”/ #fixitinpost / #sexualdeviance / “Did I leave that in there?”/ “Y'all know what snails look like, right?” / “Just an isolated picture of a dude's…horn…”/ “It might have been on #YouTube …”/ “I thought that was my ‘in'…”/ “How about those #Patreons?” / “We dismounted strong…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA JOIN US ON PATREON YOU CAN DO SO AT WWW.PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / “Can I request some #reactionvideos to #ElectricCallboy?” / “I'm a little scared…”/ #milking / “I used to watch some deviant, weird shit…I had to stop…”/ “This was live action btw…”/ “Octopus with dick tentacles?”   (19:06): You can follow us on the socials at #YouTube #Facebook and #Instagram at #metalnerderypodcast or you can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #GreatScott #VoicemailSegment / “I got a little tingly down in the nether regions…”/ “Was it Julie Newmar?” / #swarthy / “Old school #morn…”/ “Who was the chick from #TheMunsters? The wife?” / #YvonneDeCarlo / “Bush…and curves…you don't get bush anymore…”/ “We have another one…”/ #gourdhead / #EmberingEffigy (Playing at #SweetwaterBarAndGrill on March 15th) / ROUGAROU / “Keep your eyeballs pierced…or PEELED!!!” / #southernfriedthrashmetal / “I can sense the stonerdom coming…”/ Description of a Rougarou / “#Bandcamp is kind of a cool site…”   (30:00): “First of all, let us just say…”/ #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  PENTAGRAM – LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE / Congratulations and blessings to #BobbyLiebling and #Pentagram for recently breaking through the memeiverse and gaining worldwide recognition across the interwebs!!! / “There's a song on this album where the outro solo is Tony Iommi…”/ Alexandria, Virginia / “That's what I call it, btw…”/ #whatsitcalled / Cool, retro, psychedelic styled #albumcover / “It's a snooch guard…her tits are out…/ “I like that word, dude…the snooch is right next to the gooch…”/ #SnoochAndGooch / Our favorite tracks upon first listen / “It kinda has time machine vibes…”/ #oldschoolheavymetal / “Before we start, can we look up the phrase #LightningInABottle …?” / “Everybody in the WORLD now knows who Bobby Liebling and Pentagram are thanks to that meme…”   (38:00): “About 1:45…”/ LIVE AGAIN / “Sounds like #DOWN almost…”/ “Like a cat with man coon balls?” / #mainecoonpaws / “WTF are man coon balls?” / “His voice resembles Lee Ving (from FEAR) and the singer from #MollyHatchet …”/ IN THE PANIC ROOM / “I can hear this playing in a juke joint, pool hall…”/ “What do you think the die-hard fans will think?”/ I SPOKE TO DEATH / #thickandfull / #Sleep #Dopesmoker / “It got to like 35 minutes in and somebody finally changed it…”/ #BestFridayEver / “I've never experienced it in public…”   (47:42): DULL PAIN / “That takes me back to the 70's…”/ “This next one might be one of my favorites…”/ LADY HEROIN / #CBLE / “This #cantbeloudenough btw…”/ “That's right when he shot…”/ #awwwmannn / “I didn't notice that before…”/ #usethoseheadphones / “Probably the heaviest clean sound ever…”/ “Pink Floyd is doing another showing of #LiveAtPompeii at #IMAX …”/ #ShroomChronicles / “Liquid hot magma…”   (55:23): I'LL CERTAINLY SEE YOU IN HELL / “All that's missing…is the 60's psychedelic keyboard…”/ “You've seen the video…it was a meme video…they were in a speedboat…”/ #turndownforwhat / #funnysportscommentary / #flopping / THUNDERCREST / “That's heavy as shit!”/ “The production makes (the songs) really good…”/ The difference between #KISS studio albums vs #ALIVE! / “You've gotta solve the puzzle before you can spread the labes, dude…”/ SOLVE THE PUZZLE / “I know it…this album's got riffs all over the place and some of the riffs are familiar, but I can't place them…”/ “Everything sounds like everything…there's only so many riffs, right?” / Riffs that sound like other riffs   (1:03:40): “That's what labes are, dude…they've got wings…”/ SPREAD YOUR WINGS / “Sounds like modern Skynyrd…”/ “I hope I'm that cool at 71…”/ “I like the heavy cleanness…”/ LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE / “There's only one way to listen to this album…LOUD!” / “Like a doomier version of Motorhead…”/ WALK THE SOCIOPATH / NOTE:  The drum intro is Breakout from ‘Never Say Die!' / “Technically, that's the last ‘official' track on the album…”/ “It's gotta be served LOUD…”/ “Let's do the #bonustracks why not?” / START THE END / “The lyrical imagery is very cool…kinda like old Ozzy lyrics and old Dio lyrics…”/ “I don't mean to be a dick…YOU know Gator Country…”/ #DannyJoeBrown was the original vocalist for #MollyHatchet / “That's right around the corner…”/ MIGHT JUST WANNA BE YOUR FOOL / “It's like Hendrix Doom, can you imagine #JimiHendrix doing #DoomMetal ???” / “Now I wanna do 70's shit…70's volume II?” / #futureepisodeidea / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #untilthenext #outroreel

Formed in 1981 and hailing from Downey, California (the birthplace of the mighty Hetfield), thrash masters DARK ANGEL unleashed a darker, faster, more aggressive sounding brand of thrash, with a sound initially reminiscent of the death metal aesthetic present in Slayer's early work and later evolving into a more progressive, technical thrash sound resembling the latter part of Death's catalog.    Prepare to learn more about “the outer balloon knot” (‘the yurt' as it ‘twere)” and remember that when it comes to old school thrash, those guys “got a LOT to say” and a very short time in which to say it. Enjoy a spirited debate regarding cover songs relative to the originals that was 100% “from the heart”, learn more about the benefits of “The Express Package”, and don't forget to “microwave your melons” after you JOIN US as we learn more about the technical thrash genius of “The L.A. Caffeine Machine”, DARK ANGEL.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast   Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Not since Tuesday…”/ #dreams / “What's he gonna say?” / #titillationfactor / “Shock value is fun…”/ “I don't want to no more…”/ “It's in your hand too often…”/ “That sounded almost like #RichardPryor a little bit…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Ohh-uhh…”/ “I'm tied up to your dock, get your ass down here!”/ #noteven / #Margaritaville / “Let me ask…obviously you've got friends with boats…”/ #boatsandhoes / “My wife had a #Galantines Party…”/ “They play ‘Pin the junk on the hunk'…”/ “If I pull up a picture could you point her out?”/ #Covechella / #QRCode / NOTE:  QR means “quick response” / “If it's Freebird, it's tits…if it's Stairway…”/ “To me the downstairs is like the headliner…”/ “It will be the #Bunkerpoon Part 2…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, CHECK THE SHOW NOTES FOR #THEDOCKET *** (11:17): “It'll be Trans Leprechaun Dwarfism Month (in March)…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “You know what a greyhound is…”/ #saltydog / #RussellsReflectionsBrunchEdition / #CutwaterLimeMargarita for #NationalMargaritaDay / “This thing is 12.5% ABV…”/ “I've got a back snootch…you wanna see my #balloonknot?” / “If I do it in the dark, my dick will seem bigger…”/ “The yurt, as it ‘twere…”/ “It's the hole aesthetic…the ambiance, as it ‘twere…”/ #bruisedrib / “$450 Million…”/ “We were talking about a really important subject…”/ “I don't know if I could do it on purpose…”/ “If it's gonna be covered in #HumanNutella it's gotta be love…”/ #whatarewetalkingabout? / #MarchEnemy / #roadtrip / “What's her name?”/ “I've gotta get in shape…I think I literally bruised a rib…” / “It would be a shame to waste this…and then you get the express package…”/ “Can we move on, please?” / #sixlistenerscantbewrong   (23:45): ***You can JOIN US on #Patreon at www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast for LESS THAN the price of a pack of smokes or a bottle of lube!!!*** / #PatreonShoutOut / “Y'all gotta check out #TheHogStory …that's where it all started…”/ #BunkerpoonAfterDark / ***If you want to EMAIL US you can do so at metalnerdery@gmail.com or check us out on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #Luis #mysterycaller / “I want Mexican food now…I'll bet his fajitas will knock your socks off!”/ “Something funny, real quick…”/ “It sounds perfect…”/ #newlistener   (29:04): #TheDocket / “Can you PLEASE tell me…?”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  DARK ANGEL / “This one's gonna be educational…”/ #learningexperience / #DarkAngel is the topic, btw / #CombatUltimateRevenge / “They're working on new shit right now!”/ NOTE:  Different singer now than early on / Est. 1981 in Downey, California / NOTE:  They are from Los Angeles / “Progressive technical thrash metal…”/ We Have Arrived (1985) / WE HAVE ARRIVED / “The cover…looks like Sabbath Bloody Sabbath…”/ Don Doty on vocals / “Wanna hear what it sounds like when Satan gives head?” / HELL'S ON ITS KNEES / “It all comes from Diary (Of A Madman) …”   (38:38): Darkness Descends (1986) / “Batmanesque?” / “This was the first album with #GeneHoglan on drums…”/ #killeropener / DARKNESS DESCENDS / “Oooh, ONE!” / NOTE: That came out before ONE by TWO years! / “When I was 16, fuck yeah, but now…”/ THE BURNING OF SODOM (see also the cover as done by #PigDestroyer) / “With a good production, it would have been SO much better…”/ “If you had to pick one more, based on title…which one?”/ DEATH IS CERTAIN (LIFE IS NOT) / “If I'm building my 1986 soundtrack, that's going on it…” / “He's kind of a douchebag for that…a little bit…”/ “Mad as Lars?” / “I think ‘fuck off' is actually a full sentence…”   (47:15): Leave Scars (1989) / “I believe I saw an advertisement on #HeadbangersBall that was specifically for #DarkAngel…maybe this album…”/ Ron Rinehart now on vocals / #TheShift / “It was pre-church…”/ “I thought that dude was gone…he's got an active Facebook?” / “Why do you think he was dead?” / “In fairness, I have name checked people who have passed away…”/ THE DEATH OF INNOCENCE / “The next song has all the #cokelines…it must be their big #hitsingle…”/ NEVER TO RISE AGAIN / “Let's hear the cover…it's 1:47…”/ IMMIGRANT SONG / #LedZeppelinCover / “I'm sorry, this is NOT good…that is shit…that was NOT good, and here's why it's not good…”/ A brief discussion and/or debate regarding how cover songs are done. / “It was basic, and it was annoying…”/ “Here's where I get weird about covers…”/ “From the heart…I'm giving you my opinion of that cover…I think it was lazy.” / #fromtheheart / “Same deal…Dissident Aggressor…” / LEAVE SCARS / “Shut your honky, cracker, peckerwood ass…”/ “Here's what I've figured out about old school thrash:  they've got a LOT to say.   (1:04:04): Time Does Not Heal (1991) / “What was that band? Dumb and Dumber…no, #CrashTestDummies … That guy could be in #TypeONegative and they could go on a #reuniontour…” / “That dude is a wizard, he wears sunglasses and plays drums…”/ TIME DOES NOT HEAL / “That sounds like #Death a little bit…”/ Production by #TerryDate / “This might be their #MagnumOpus…”/ “Sounds kinda like the dude from #Heathen a little bit…”/ “This is their #MagnusOpus…” / #MagnumAnus / “If you're gonna go by song title…”/ “Go by the #cocklines…I guess that's a little safer than #cokelines…how do you do #cocklines?” / “I write the book backwards…I start with the period (because I'm not afraid of it) …”/ PSYCHOSEXUALITY / “This is definitely their best produced album, for sure…the songs are way more progressive than before…”/ “Bestiality!?” / “If it was you, and a cat, and a bottle of lube…”/ “Ohh…so #veggiality is alright?” / AN ANCIENT INHERITED SHAME / “I think they got eclipsed in a way by #Death and got left behind (and they shouldn't have been)…” / “They're good songs…but they're not anthems…”/ “…and a philosophy…”/ “They've got the riffs and the construction…” / “Just to back up real quick…apparently if you put a cantaloupe in the microwave for 30 seconds…”/ “What about a zucchini?”    (1:20:43): Live Scars (1990) / LEAVE SCARS / #killeropener / #liveconcertalbum / #ForWhomTheBellTollsASMR / “Okay, okay…”/ “You can really hear the energy…they captured it…”/ “Guys…we don't nail it every time, but sometimes we want to learn something just for us…”/ “I want your mom's hot friend to tell her yoga pants to quit staring at my boner…” / “How many times have you heard the following…?”/ “It's like this but smaller…from here…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel  

SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE, the 2nd beautifully bizarre edition of “the Sunday funny papers of metal”, brought to you by El Sobrante, California's genius weirdo trio, PRIMUS, is the gold standard of the eccentric sound of “boxless” progressive, funk metal overtones filtered through a heroic dose of psychedelic infused absurdity and combined with an ample sized bowl of surreal silliness.   With drum beats that are right, smack dab ”in the pocket”, bass lines that defy the laws of music and reality, orchestrated, atonal, guitar noise that's always a tad off, and lyrics covering a vast array of peculiar and unusual topics, ranging from promiscuous cats to reckless race car drivers to weird time signatures to sheer luck, SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE is one of those recordings that every metal head with a well-defined sillier side (and a “sophisticated palette”) must possess.     Grab a handful of relaxation and enjoy “a positive Applebee's experience” while also noting that this is our 2nd PRIMUS episode featuring a story about Applebee's (seriously, what are the odds of that happening almost 3 years later!?). Discover the reason McDonald's is diabolical and why it's exactly like something else that's “not even the same ballpark”, understand that it's perfectly okay to have “different tastes” with regard to entertainment shown “in slow motion”, and brace yourself for a first time Steve Harvey impression that morphed into a Katt Williams impression that was followed by an even better, more impressive Katt Williams impression when you JOIN US as we gear up to go snorkeling through the caverns of queso while SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “It's almost the end of #AmericanHistoryMonth …”/ “That's #antiAmerican bruh…”/ #MrBlack ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Billiam sporting #TheWarningShirt #MetalNerderyWarning / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “Yeah man…”/ #DeathMetalFont #ScepterBrewingArts #ScepterArtsBrewing #DecaturGeorgia #DickHater / “It's got a carpet flavor…”/ #rimshot / #HazyIPA #sixpointfiveABV / “Definitely a little carpet…”/ #icecoldbeer / “Here's why…”/ “I can get an ice bucket down here…”/ “That one…not the one above it…the one that's over there…”/ #followmyfinger / ***IF YOU WANT TO SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT OF THE EPISODE, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / “Last night, we were both tired, but we needed dinner…”/ #RussellsReflectionsRestaurantEdition / “It's either a #divebar or we go to #locallyownedrestaurants …”/ “It's so funny you mention that…”/ #TJApplebees and/or #Applebees / #flattentheherd / “That's a great idea!” / #TiffanyLights / “What are we walking into?” / #TheVerdict / #peoplewatching / “It's kind of an interesting thing…people are just people…”/ #backstoryASMR / “Somebody told me about someone they knew making money as a #footfetish #pornographer …”/ “Walk through a chocolate cake…”/ “I'm always looking right at the snootch…”/ “Nice hands…it raises the face and lowers the hands…”/ #bigtoethumb #Transformer / “Don't women have Adam's apples, though?” (14:34): “What about some #Patreon …?” / ***PATREON SHOUTOUT!!!*** / ***You can JOIN US at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #ThankYou / “I didn't need it, I just wanted it…”/ #McDonalds / “It's the same thing, dude…only the names have changed…”/ ***If you'd like to email us, hit us up at metalnerdery@gmail.com ***/ ***CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou / #EmberingEffigy #NewSong ***COMING OUT MARCH 4TH *** / “That last voicemail…I figured out who it was…”/ “He is the Geesh god btw…”/ “You're allowed to say colors now, and black is all the colors…” / #whoarethey sir?   (20:43): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  PRIMUS – SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE / “They're #surrealmetal …”/ “I would say #progressivefunkmetal / #Primus #PrimusSucks #PrimusDoesntSuck / “It's like a weird orchestrated noise…”/ “Once you get past about 50, everything hurts…”/ “Learned that in Dangole County…”/ Released May 14, 1991 / “Tales from the pole…”/ “Which do you think would be more risky?” / #bigtime / “I knew you were gonna say that…”/ #onlythenameschange / “I got a kiss on the cheek from the first stripper I gave a dollar to…”/ “Maybe get the man in the boat…”/ #Hangover / “Your face reminded me of that…”/ #RussellsReflectionsGloryDaysASMR / “You can say colors, dude…”   (28:28): “After we did the #InsideTheMetal for them, I was constantly listening to ‘Too Many Puppies'…”/ SEAS OF CHEESE / HERE COME THE BASTARDS / #thickandfull / “All the progressive music…is #boxless …”/ “I think you know…”/ #whatsthatnoise? / “I did not know that…I didn't know that…”/ “I could visualize what the studio looked like…”/ “It's not #trans dude…”/ #relaxervision / #usethoseheadphones / SGT. BAKER / “I don't remember hearing that…I never heard that before…”/ #usethoseheadphonesASMR / #fullmetaljacket / “You ain't got no horns, boy…”/ “Everything always fit, too…”/ “He was the Dave Mustaine of Primus…but that band was not Geddy Lee's band…it's not Primus without that dude…”/ #BassPlayersArePeopleToo / “Russ used to be a person…”/ “Either that's a dildo or a guitar…”   (38:56): “Sometimes it takes time to grow into things…”/ #potsmokerperspective / “It'll put you in that mood…”/ “If you're high, Primus is definitely good listening…”/ AMERICAN LIFE / “That slide is kind of eerie…”/ “It sounds way bigger than 3 people…”/ “They played this on #HeadbangersBall back in the day…”/ JERRY WAS A RACECAR DRIVER / “Steamy…”/ “He's like the #AceVentura of metal…”/ “Yes you need to shave your balls…”/ NOTE:  He's talking about Kung Fu Rascals which came out in 1992 / #supersilly / “Why you gotta be ching chong?”   (47:52): “Isn't it weird that he's in his 60's?” / “If you count it, it's 11…you'll see…”/ ELEVEN (NOTE:  the intro is also in 11…either 11/4 or 11/8…the real musicians can correct us as needed.) / “Who is THEY?”/ “My socks and shoes always match…”/ IS IT LUCK? / “This part is great…it's so great…”/ “But she wasn't impressed…”/ #bassfart / “Strokin' up?”/ GRANDADDY'S LITTLE DITTY / #flatus / TOMMY THE CAT / #TomWaits / “That's a whole lotta Rosie right there…”/ Les Claypool's bass playing style / “He's using all the tools in the toolbox…”/ “Their videos…for people who've never done drugs…this is what drugs is like…”/ SATHINGTON WALTZ / “This sounds like weed…” / “I have a story to share after this…”/ “It was 1998…that night, I did some of that 3 letter drug with some friends…”/ #lysergicreflectionsASMR / “Dude, these are John Petrucci's hands…”/ “That's a Cadillac, isn't it?”/ “I think…they should make a pornography channel…with nothing but slow motion porn…”/ #differenttastes / “Like the #TacoBell gong?” (1:03:00): THOSE DAMNED BLUE-COLLAR TWEEKERS / “It might be meth because coke was more of an elitist drug…”/ #TrampledUnderFoot / #secrethandshake / “Hey-yuh…”/ “Blue collar people make the world go around…”/ #Morris #9Lives / “If you're tenured, you can never be fired…”/ “It's a dog joke, dude…relax, take it easy…”/ #RussellsReflectionsServiceDogEdition / “If that's a service animal, this is my girlfriend…”/ FISH ON (FISHERMAN CHRONICLES, CHAPTER II) / #Primusthesia / NOTE:  Les knew Kirk, not Cliff… / “Sourdough was the best part of that whole recipe…”/ “I think he got him one, man…pull it in, man…”/ “It's like if #Rush did the theme music for a #gameshow …”/ #ThePriceIsRight / “Most comedians…were looking for the gameshow or the sitcom…”/ NOTE:  Dave Mustaine was on #TheDrewCareyShow at one point / “What was that voice you just did?” / “It was #KattWilliams and you know what…”/ “That's a good impression…”/ #RussellsImpressionsASMR / LOS BASTARDOS (NOTE:  It's from #TheYoungOnes and not #MontyPython) / “Real quick, back to the Katt Williams thing…”/ “You can buy a lot of therapy and heroin for $50 Million…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel  

“Don't make it weird…”   “They all wear jumpsuits, they're kinda like KISS because you don't know what they look like, but they kinda look like serial killers because they all have masks on, and you kinda get Purge vibes when you look at it (the album cover), and then you LISTEN to it…”   SLIPKNOT as a band is extremely off-putting, exhausting, and quite frankly, disturbing, and their self-titled debut album conveys these qualities in the darkest way possible. The album cover alone is the stuff of horror movies and nightmares, featuring all nine members clothed in red prison jumpsuits with their faces covered in grotesquely disfigured masks: nameless and faceless, with only a number and a barcode to identify them.    Find out more about the latest government study regarding “the medical benefits of bat vagina” and remember that “you've never seen Al Gore and Paul Stanley in the same place”. Discover who knows “how to use the phone”, put on your “Salad Face”, and be sure to “liberate bananas” when you JOIN US as we dive into the angry, uncomfortable darkness that is SLIPKNOT.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode   Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “This is how you know you're getting old…”/ #oldmancoughs / “I'm gonna go black this time…”/ “The medical benefits of bat vagina…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #asianstyleASMR / “Does everybody know that?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN DIGITAL DOLBY SURROUND SOUND!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #markthetime / #TerrapinBrewery #EspressoMartiniImperialWhiteStout #ninepercentABV / “That's a chug…”/ #JitteryJoes / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / “It tastes like a coffee stout mixed with a light beer…”/ “It's got a corporate coffee carpet flavor…”/ #thatsnotamilkshake / “Where else do you get sugar?” / “WHOA!” / “I'm not gonna give you a recordable here…”/ Proteins and carbs/ “Hand me the horn, I'm feeling stressed…”/ “Meat is not what is fucking up your cholesterol…”/ #carbsaretheenemy / “Does Santa Claus come up from the septic tank now?” / #everythingisalie / #markallthetimes    (12:50): “But first…”/ PATREON SHOUT OUT (courtesy of Russell) / ***JOIN US on the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Just give me yeahs and oohs…let's see if Matt can NOT say a word while you do it…”/ “Speaking of emails…”/ ***You can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com *** / #KingGizzardAndTheLizardWizard / “That's totally a great impression of me…”/ #eclectic / #whatsitcalled / “You've never seen Al Gore and Paul Stanley in the same place…”/ “It's a Patreon comment…”/ WE'LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #GodBelow / “If I was gonna dye my beard…”/ #saladface #wizardcamouflage / (***From “Painted Images With The Blood Of…”***) / STILL NOT QUITE SUICIDE / “There's no play button…”/ #thickandfull / “I like the harmonies…” / “And we have a voicemail…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #anonymouscaller / “That sounds like #PissingPost on a blackout bender…”/ “Would it be weird…?” / NOTE:  I believe Russell is wildly incorrect in his assertion…/ “You can identify however you want on this show…we want to know who you are…”/ #dontmakeitweird   (31:27): “What's on #TheDocket?” / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SLIPKNOT!!! / #Slipknot #RussellsReflectionsSlipknotEdition / “Real tall…like basketball players…”/ “There's 9 or 10…”/ “That band is the epitome of our warning…their album cover looks like the stuff of nightmares…”/ Released on June 29, 1999 / Hailing from Des Moines, Iowa / 742617000027 / (SIC) / “If you let someone borrow a book and you never see it again…you've passed on knowledge…”/ #CoreyTaylor #SevenDeadlySins #Author / “When do y'all think you got on the #Slipknot boat?” / #funkmetal / “That's one of y'all's songs, wasn't it? Wait, did you sing on that one?” / EYELESS / “It's like #Slayer #KoRn and #Pantera all mixed into one…” / “Well, not really…but it's good.”   (49:10): “When we walked through the gates at Lakewood, this is what they were playing…”/ WAIT AND BLEED / “Dude, are you an octopus?” / “Yeah, this…they did this a LONG time…”/ SURFACING (“You always like the build, don't you?”) / “The best chorus in metal…”/ “They're coming this summer…so no excuses…”/ “I like the purple…”/ #GrapeNerds / SPIT IT OUT / “Tattered and torn…shaven and shorn?” / TATTERED & TORN / “It's off putting…”/ “It's gotta GO somewhere…”/ Art is subjective / “No, it's Me Inside…”/ #reissue / ME INSIDE / “The next one is called ‘Liberate Bananas'…”/ LIBERATE / #liberatebananas / “It's bananas!”    (1:03:44): PROSTHETICS / “It's gotta go somewhere…it's GOT to, mister…”/ “That's somebody's favorite song…” / NO LIFE / “You're butchering it…you were sticking your finger up the butthole of the song…”/ #hailyeah / DILUTED / “What the hell did I do to deserve all of this!?” / ONLY ONE / “Name that song…name it…that's a band not a song…”/ “I didn't realize they did that much rap stuff…”/ “That little breath there was perfect…”/ SCISSORS / #rightthere / “Don't scissor with that!”/ #skipahead / EEYORE / “This makes me want to break everything!” / “Get some of THAT!”/ “That is the soundtrack to #America right there!” / “If you start strong, it's only gonna get better…”/ ***We do also have a Slipknot #ITM episode and the #Knotfest concert review*** / #dilated #untilthenext / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #outroreel

As with life, “Left Turns” and WTF MOMENTS occur constantly in the world of metal. Whether it's a radical, stylistic change to a band's sound, any sort of unforeseen tragedy, or “Ozzy just being Ozzy” in the presence of winged, flying creatures, there is certainly no shortage of WTF MOMENTS lurking around every corner throughout the metal community.   It's time to find out why some “poon juice” has an “extra aroma” and remember that “for less than the price of a pack of smokes OR a bottle of lube” you too can become a part of our Patreon community (regardless of whether you are “an innie or an outie”). Be absolutely sure you “don't say dropped” when referring to a new release, realize that “coughing is a sign of health”, and understand that “a hand solo” still counts as sex when you JOIN US for a look at some notable WTF MOMENTS IN METAL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode   Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “We'll do it when it's my turn…”/ “I don't hate #Jager …”/ #jagerbombASMR / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Oh, buyer's remorse…”/ “What's the haps?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “It seems like you've been coughing the past 3 or 4 times you've been here…I know a bunch of people who are halfway sick…” / #longcovid / “It's the pollen I think…”/ #weathermanipulationASMR / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GET STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT, GO TO #THEDOCKET ***   (05:00): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #AceHigh #ImperialCider / “It's #glutenfree and its #vegan” / #markthetime / “He got a nice tri-toon…”/ #yachtASMR / “I get what you're doing…you're wanting me to recognize it…you're doing the Stewie thing with the #CoolWhip and it's working…”/ #RussellsReflectionsComedyEdition / “I started a couple of shows that are pretty good…”/ #PrimeEvil / “Was that back when they had knights and dragons?” / “This is gonna piss some people off…”/ #Severance / “It's got Christopher Walken in it…”/ “That's an actual carrier…”/ “You have an innie and an outie…”/ “Work is work is work…”/ “If you're an innie you're probably not into dudes…”/ “You can't peg it basically…”   (15:06): ***IF YOU WANNA JOIN US ON THE PATREON YOU CAN DO SO AT PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / #PatreonShoutOut / “Y'all oughta all be getting some major poon right now…you're gonna smell like sweat and shame…and #poonjuice …”/ #OhBoy / “It literally smelled like…”/ “They have an extra aroma…”/ ***If you want to email us you can do so at metalnerdery@gmail.com *** / “We're like Agent Smith in the Matrix…”/ #femalefrontedbands / “You think I should go to the doctor?” / #PatreonRequest / #VishnuASMR / ***IF YOU'D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #mysterycaller / “It's a 404…that's Atlanta…I think I know who it is…”/ #MaleNursery   (22:20): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: WTF MOMENTS IN METAL!!! / “Boy howdy, is there a bunch of them…”/ “This was a major WTF moment for me…”/ “They reinvented the metal…”/ #flavorsaver / #Metallica UNTIL IT SLEEPS (Load – 1996) / “That's one way to put it…”/ “I think that was a big one for a lot of people…”/ #WTF / “Remember when #Megadeth released Risk?” / CRUSH ‘EM (Risk – 1999) / “Turn Me Loose…that's what it is…”/ “Is that what's his face on bass?” / BREADLINE / “Is this on #Footloose?” / “They started it…” / #Ozzy biting the heads off of live, flying creatures… / “No that was Patrick Meehan…” / “Karma is such a sweet, sweet bitch…” / “You're Ozzy is becoming very close to Biden…”/ #BackToTheBeginning #BlackSabbath / “Tickets go on sale #ValentinesDay (2/14/25)…” / “The Medium Sized Four of Thrash…”/ “Let's move on…”   (38:58): #CelticFrost and Cold Lake / CHERRY ORCHARDS (Cold Lake – 1988) / “That'd be as weird as #CannibalCorpse doing ballads…”/ “Chase the trans? Trends?” / “Speaking of trans…”/ #VinnieVincentInvasion BOYZ R GONNA ROCK / “They were just trying to out-Poison Poison…he kinda looks like #JoanJett a little…”/ “Sounds great…”/ “That solo does not fit the song…”/ ***WARNING: THIS IS NOT AN OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED #CHRONICLES EPISODE*** / “What about all the #PMRC shit?” / #ParentalAdvisory    (47:43): “My next one is gonna be dark…”/ #Mayhem #Dead #AlbumCover FREEZING MOON / “A lot of hype for not a lot of payoff…”/ “I've had nothing but #OpethBone for the past few months…”/ #Screams vs #DeathGrowls / NOTE:  The first album, not band / #Opeth THE DEVIL'S ORCHARD (Heritage – 2011) / “You could definitely bake to this…”/ “Pick a song just to give us something before that…”/ HEIR APPARENT (Watershed – 2008) / “Trust me, it's totally worth it…” / “Don't say ‘dropped'…”/ “My daughter always says ‘Why do you always spell that?'…”/ “Are you so tuned in to hating everything now?” / “Do those 2 bands…is it a thing where they battle back and forth?” / “I've got one…” / “I did yesterday…it was a #HandSolo…and then when I finally come it sounds like…”/ #coughASMR / “A little #DickTyne? A little #PeckerMint? A little #JuicyRoot?” / #BlackSabbath BACK STREET KIDS (Technical Ecstasy – 1976) / #WTF   (1:04:16): “It's very podcast friendly…”/ “We've been lied to for years and years…coughing is a sign of health…”/ “Makes the whole day smooth…”/ #OhBoy / “We're getting this from you, you know that right?” / #KISS I WAS MADE FOR LOVIN' YOU (Dynasty – 1979) / “Look at that face…that gave me nightmares as a kid…”/ #BangDeLotta / #whatsitcalled / #HonorableMentions / The day that #Dimebag was murdered on stage with #Damageplan / The #GreatWhite Station fire / #Damageplan NEW FOUND POWER (New Found Power – 2004) / “I don't know how legs can do that without cramping up…”/ #LifeOfAgony #Transformers #OptimusPrime / “The ‘first' death of Peter Steele…” / “A little something out of the B-O-X…”/ #itsstartingtohurt / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR WTF MOMENTS IN METAL!!! / “They had cars back then…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel   

DOOMSDAY FOR THE DECEIVER, the debut album from FLOTSAM & JETSAM, was released on July 4, 1986, after being recorded in just a mere 2 weeks with a paltry $12,000 budget. In short, it is a bona fide, legendary, thrash masterpiece. And if you're reading this and thinking “Okay, FLOTSAM & JETSAM…why does that sound familiar?”, the reason is because the bass player for that band would later become Metallica's new bassist following the tragic and untimely death of Cliff Burton in late 1986. It is without question, a speed/power/thrash/heavy metal classic that is so steeped in 1986 vibes that we're actually surprised none of the album was featured on “Stranger Things”.   Learn the latest metal conspiracy theory regarding AJFA with a shocking twist nobody saw coming, discover a great new way to “get in shape” with the brand-new aerobic workout craze that's sweeping the nation, get ready to enjoy the “tang” and JOIN US for the only “first new album” featuring Jason Newsted with a killer bass mix as we take on DOOMSDAY FOR THE DECEIVER.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast   Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Do you guys ever get into the whole #projectband thing?” / “That's pretty much how I am with #DOWN for the last 3 years…”/ “We are only a few months away…”/ #fiveguys / “I've got openings…”/ “Last time I saw ‘em was with #JasonNewsted …”/ #howdareyou / “He was wearing #bikeshorts …”/ #LarsGumASMR / “Apparently…he sounds like a flouncier version of Lars…”/ #bringtheboysbackfromthewar / #peoplekind / #LarsLite / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I did it by accident…and then I had a mouthful of stuff…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #AmericaFuckYeah / “WTF was that, dude!?” / “God Bless that man!” / #DOGE / “We fucked up on the last one…”/ “It's 2 fingers in and then back to you…it's like a shrimp curve…”/ “OMG, here we go…”/ “Have you ever wondered if you were THAT dude?” / #thatsdark    (07:42): “For less than a pack of smokes or a bottle of lube, you can join us on #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / “I know that's an ongoing project…y'all were all about it 3 weeks ago…”/ #theRussCalendar / “I might buy one of those for personal use…”/ #gentlyused / “We've got some #voicemails gentlemen…”/ ***CHECK US OUT AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST ON #YOUTUBE & #INSTAGRAM & #FACEBOOK OR EMAIL US AT METALNERDERY@GMAIL.COM OR GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whatsitcalled / #TheDarius / “You guys ruined #Arbys for me…”/ #walleye #burbot #burbotking / “Keep it banging…”/ “Keep it hanging and banging…”/ #voicemailconspiracy / #catacuda / “That was last Sunday…it'll be on the next one…”/ “Have you ever been able to tell the difference…?” / “Don't make it weird, dude…”/ “Smothered, covered, or topped…”   (13:56): “Did we do the beer of the episode?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “We can thank Elon for all of this…”/ #Drekker #LemonBar #SlangDuJour #SourAlaMode / “It's like a lemon bar dessert…”/ “This is not a hateful sour…”/ “Fun fact…”/ #bloodwork / “This podcast is a #healthpodcast …”/ “I did balloon up about an extra 18 lbs…since last summer…”/ #Ozempic / “So it's like cocaine but not as fun…”/ “Fuck ALL that…if I'm doing needles, I'm doing heroin…”/ #groupon #seriously #allegedly / “I like food…”/ #RussellsReflectionsOzempicASMR / “I'm dead down there…”/ #WOW / “So it works?” / #svelte / “You've done this recently, dude…”/ “I put on 20 pounds since July, I'm almost 240…”/ “Who's that, #Corpsegrinder? No, it's Wheeler…”/ #TrapsAndLats / “Is it too late for that?” / #rerecording   (22:50): “What's on #TheDocket dick?” / ***COME CHECK US OUT ON #YOUTUBE *** / #podcastreview / “The bartender has been listening to us…”/ “We could do a second warning…vulgar, disgusting, and frankly tiresome…”/ #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  FLOTSAM & JETSAM - DOOMSDAY FOR THE DECEIVER !!! / “One of the biggest upsets in Metal…”/ “He left the fucking band!!!” / #JasonNewstedLeftMetallica / NOTE:  it was 15 years, not 20 years / 01/17/2001 / “Don't do the Elon thing…”/ “When I say ‘We'…”/ “That was our internet…”/ “He's the #SteveHarris of #FlotsamAndJetsam …”/ “They don't really have a box…he's a clean singer…”/ #albumdive #DoomsdayForTheDeceiver / “It's a good 80's metal record…”/ #thrashmetal #speedmetal / “I wanna hear how it ages…”/ “What if there's a girl who can headbang and blow you at the same time…?” / #fakenews   (31:14): HAMMERHEAD / “Notice that you can actually HEAR Jason Newsted's bass on this album…”/ #RunningFreeASMR / “Wants me to give her a ride…”/ “She could pull off blue hair…”/ “I bet it tastes like #cottoncandy down there…”/ #tastetherainbow / IRON TEARS / “It sounds metal but retro at the same time…like #Priest on speed in a way…”/ “And we didn't have enough money to go get it all…”/ #nextwave #whatsitcalled #technicalthrashmetal #phoenixarizona / “The #cokeline inventory is…”/ NOTE:  A brief explanation of the #cokelines with regard to this podcast / #AmazonMusic / “In the 80's, not now…” / #allegedly #supposedly   (42:29): DESECRATOR / #uglynotes / “The next song…is NOT the #Metallica song…”/ NOTE:  They totally say those words in the song… / FADE TO BLACK / “It's only 2 minutes…”/ “Kinda #Slayer vibes a little bit…”/ #epical #titletrack / “You think 9 minutes is the equivalent of 9 inches…in musical terms?” / NOTE:  the point in question is on the next tune, not this one…/ “Shut the FUCK up!” / “I don't mind if there's a little bit of pee tang on the front…”/ DOOMSDAY FOR THE DECEIVER / #softintro / “This has #Metallica vibes to it…”/ “A LOT of vocals…”/ “The part I'm thinking about might be a different song…”/ “I got that and I got #NoPlaceForDisgrace which is the 2nd album…”/ “His debut album…that he got mixed out of…”/ “What if it was Kirk?”/ NOTE:  It was all Lars…they're totally lying…   (53:53): “Let's finish this album and then do a re-listen of #GarageDays …”/ METALSHOCK / “That's a whistle…that's like the Geoff Tate whistle…”/ “I'm surprised they didn't have this on #StrangerThings (it would totally fit)…”/ “Notice that bass is keeping up with every fucking riff…to a T…”/ “Ladies and gentlemen…Mr. Jason Newsted on bass…”/ “That's #Maiden …that's like Maiden on acid…that's insane…”/ “It's #ForbiddenEvil and #Metallica …”/ SHE TOOK AN AXE / “That's a lot of whacks…that's probably a big bitch…she's probably tired…”/ “That riff is busy as fuck…”/ “For '86 this was super technical…”   (1:03:10): “I don't know what it is about metal…and acronyms…”/ “For whatever reason, acronyms and metal were always mysterious and fascinating…”/ U.L.S.W. / “What did you think it was?”/ “This might be a love song…”/ “Capture the holes!?” / “That's not a toy…”/ “I worked hard to murder that deer…”/ “Freshly murdered meat is delicious…”/ “Don't make it weird, dude…”/ #NumberNein / “Stop, stop, stahp…”/ “In English, it translates to #TheLeader …” / DER FUHRER / “What a fucking loser…”/ “You know what…he's got the same hairdo…”/ “Okay, it's the next part…”/ “It's the next one…”/ “It's a workout…”/ #Heilerobics / FLOTZILLA #instrumental / “Kinda weird to close with an instrumental, but then again…#TheCallOfKtulu…”/ “High pitched, melodic, weedly woos…”/ Released July 4, 1986 / #AmericaFuckYeah / #BBQWolfSteaks / “It's a shame that all that greatness did not get realized in 1988…”/ “It was all about irony and being funny…”/ “I want them to laugh at how irritated they're going to be…”/ ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND GO CHECK OUT FLOTSAM & JETSAM!!!*** / #untilthenext #outroreel 

For the longest time, metal has been predominantly a “dude game”, dominated by men. Thankfully, more and more female fronted metal bands (particularly over the last couple of decades) have been expanding their presence and growing into a formidable force throughout the metal community, covering a variety of styles and a multitude of subgenres from all across the metal spectrum.    Get ready to find out which metal drummer “makes Taylor Swift sound palatable” and remember that “sometimes you've gotta jam it in” and JOIN US as we get into a “double header” with a whole lot of modern metal brought to you by WOMEN IN METAL.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode   Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): “I guess we've dodged the sours long enough…”/ “We're raw dogging it…”/ “I feel like I should be watching #Conan or something…are they not the same?”/ “I can put that at the end…”/ “From my balls to you…”/ “It was still exciting to see everybody get pissed off about it…”/ “I can't find the big bottle…”/ #markthetime / “I'll fix it in post…”/ ***WARNING:  #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #RussellsReflectionsDecimationEdition / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #SumpCoffeeStout #DoomBeer #ElevenPointFivePercentABV #highgravity #hammertime   (08:16): “We finally had a practice…”/ “I'm not, he is…”/ “There's a difference between a bass player and a bassist…”/ #onmicburp / #RussellsReflectionsNewBandASMR #TomwayPetty / “Part of it is because you've been a bass player…”/ “Ted…Theodore Logan?” / #TrumpDayVideo / “I think I've finally heard a #DreamTheater song that disappointed me…”/ “It sounds so utterly jammed in, it doesn't sound right…”/ MIDNIGHT MESSIAH / “It sounds like #Megadeth …”/ “It doesn't fit…” / “Sometimes you gotta jam it in…”/ “The funny thing about Dream Theater…”/ “No, that change is weird…”/ “I saw him play #TaylorSwift the other night…it actually makes her music palatable…”   (22:48): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  LADIES OF METAL (A.K.A. FEMALE FRONTPERSONS) / “It's pretty bad if I remember and you don't…”/ #whatsitcalled? / #Jinjer JUST ANOTHER (King Of Everything – 2016) / GREEN SERPENT (Duel – 2025)/ “Back in the day, metal was such a dude game…”/ NOTE:  The band in question was not #SpiritBox it was #SleepToken / “She would probably kick your ass…after she does butt stuff…”/ #SpiritBox and #Jinjer CIRCLE WITH ME (Eternal Blue – 2021) / “Let's watch this one…”/ #Jinjer JUDGMENT (& PUNISHMENT) (Macro – 2019) / “I've got a new band I'm into…”   (35:42): “What about #ArchEnemy?” / “Oh, that's a different band…that's #ChildrenOfBodom…”/ “You've gotta throw the flaps…”/ #chickmetal #vagmetal / THE EAGLE FLIES ALONE (Will To Power – 2017) / “106 MILLION views…”/ #AlissaWhiteGluz / “Have y'all ever heard #Nightwish?” / #PrettyReckless HEAVEN KNOWS  (Going to Hell – 2014) / #Nightwish STORYTIME (Imaginaerum – 2011) / “Nervosa?” / #Nervosa SEED OF DEATH (Jailbreak – 2023)    (50:00): “Was that a snore or a fart?” / #InThisMoment WHORE (Blood – 2013) / “Has Evanescence released anything new?” / #ButcherBabies SINCERITY (Eye For An Eye…'Til The World's Blind – 2023) / #Evanescence YEAH RIGHT (The Bitter Truth – 2020) / “I enjoyed it to completion…”/ #HonorableMentions / #Kittie BRACKISH (Spit – 1999) / #Halestorm I MISS THE MISERY (The Strange Case Of… - 2012) / “I don't know what this is…” / #Babymetal MEGITSUNE (Babymetal – 2013) / “Listen…I would watch that video again…to completion…til I finish…”/ #Eleine DEATH INCARNATE (Eleine – 2015) / “It's my thing now…”/ #LacunaCoil TRIP THE DARKNESS (Dark Adrenaline – 2011) / “Every once in a while you've gotta step out of your box…”/ “Okay…play that one…”/ #NitaStrauss #AlissaWhiteGluz THE WOLF YOU FEED / “I'm a female metal guy now…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel 

We're back with the backside of the ballsack of the taint of the boner of the top of the ass crack of the...WHATEVER you want to call it, now we're up to “the meat” of THE BACKSIDE OF THE FIRST FOUR OF THE BIG FOUR. And if you have zero attention span, then you're probably not even reading this anyway, so just tip-toe back over to Tik Tok and enjoy the rest of your life in 30 second increments until it actually gets banned “for real for real”.   Discover the most alarmingly stupid thing ever uttered by the former governor of the 51st state, imagine what it'd be like to be a metal head back in the 70's, understand that “China's going to be the new Greenland, and Greenland will be the new China” and remember that “Uncle America” wants you to JOIN US as we go back up inside the backdoor of the ballsack of the taint of the dumper of the BACKSIDE OF THE FIRST FOUR OF THE BIG FOUR: DEEP CUTS, PART 2 (1986-1990).   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): Follow up regarding the #ghoststory from last week… / “So they're mathematical ghosts?” / “He was probably in this 30's…and he didn't sound NOT white…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “My wife…found…”/ “Because we're SO good…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST COMING AT YOU FROM THE BUNKERPOON!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #TerrapinBrewery #ChocolatePeanutButterPretzelMooHoo #markthetime / “That's a nice helmet you've got there…”/ “The expensive stuff is not always better…”/ “I think that's like his favorite thing now…”/ ***COME CHECK US OUT AND JOIN US ON THE PATREON!!! patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***/ #PatreonShoutOut / ***Check out our LATEST shirt including the #warning at metalnerdery.com/merch and #teespring ***/ ***Feel free to follow us on YouTube, Facebook, and Instagram at #metalnerderypodcast AND email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com AND/OR give us a call and LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!***   (10:24): #noattentionspan #tiktok #RussellsReflectionsTikTokASMR / What's the deal with #Greenland anyway? / #UncleAmerica / “Either you're not getting anymore money from us, or we're taking over…”/ #peoplekind #JustinTrudeau / #mankind / “If I put in ‘frontman', it gets changed to #frontperson …” / #markthetime / #RussellsReflectionsFingerSmashASMR / “Here's the best part…”/ “Uh oh…there's a follow up story?” / “If you were a complete asshole…”/ “For the cameras, can you show ‘em again which finger?”   (21:11): “We mixed it up…it's 2025…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  THE BACKSIDE OF THE FIRST FOUR OF THE BIG FOUR, PART 2 – DEEP CUTS / “The backside of the ballsack of the taint…” / 1986-1990 / #Anthrax #Megadeth #Metallica #Slayer / “Now we're up to…THE MEAT!”/ #Anthrax (Among The Living – 1987) / The vibe of listening to #deepcuts / IMITATION OF LIFE / A.D.I. HORROR OF IT ALL / “I remember all that stuff but I never get poon…” / #Megadeth (So Far, So Good…So What! – 1988) / MARY JANE / LIAR / “If this is Dave at his most fucked up…he's still a genius!” / #rollingtheRs   (35:11): “There is no deep cut on this album!” / #Metallica (Master of Puppets – 1986) / “It's got this weird energy to it…it brings you right back to then….”/ THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE / #HPHatecraft / “That's not even thrash, that's just straight up #heavymetal …”/ “I already know what the deep cut is on this…”/ “Sometimes you forget about deep cuts…and then you come back to them…”/ “What's your favorite song on the album?” / #Slayer (Reign In Blood – 1986) / “You can't do Heartbreaker without Living Loving Maid…” / REBORN / NECROPHOBIC   (45:54): “It's kinda the top of the asscrack of the backside of the first four of the big four part 2…you can search that, dude…”/ #honestinjun / #Anthrax (State of Euphoria – 1988) / MISERY LOVES COMPANY / “Something about the mix reminded me of Vince Neil…”/ “That's not a racist comment, btw…”/ “You're not even a drug band…how can you be happy without drugs?” / #Megadeth (Rust In Peace – 1990) / FIVE MAGICS / DAWN PATROL / “This is totally an anti #AJFA mix…”    (57:39): “I already have at least 2 good ideas for deep cuts for this one…”/ #Metallica (…And Justice For All – 1988) / “You can't have a deep cut if you've got a shirt, man…”/ EYE OF THE BEHOLDER / “Just a little bit…just a cunt hair?” / ***Go check out our '88 Death Match Episode!!!*** / DYER'S EVE / “Can we hear just a touch…?” / TO LIVE IS TO DIE (Specifically, the middle section) / “This is the last one…the backside of the deep cuts of the taints of the boner…”/ #Slayer (South Of Heaven – 1988) / #thehappyriff / CLEANSE THE SOUL / “Kinda like the Priest version better…”/ “Can you imagine being a metalhead in the 70's?” / #zerobass / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “We've come a LONG WAY, baby!” / #untilthenext #outroreel 

1985. Back To The Future would become the highest grossing film of the year, the Live Aid benefit would be hosted simultaneously in 2 different venues on 2 different continents, and the Coca-Cola Company would experience a catastrophic failure with “New Coke” by (once again) failing to put its namesake ingredient from the ORIGINAL “Original Formula” back in their legendary beverage.    We are well aware that there are multiple listicles already out there featuring the “Top 20 Metal Albums of 1985” because 40 years is quite the chronological landmark. Nevertheless, we still felt compelled to construct our own list. It's not necessarily all thrash, but it's not all “gloves of shame” either. In short, it's a pretty substantial sampler of the albums that WE feel represent everything great about metal in1985.   It's time to shake off those “cobwebs” and prepare for some “extraordinary news” as well as “a story of redemption and forgiveness” regarding a previous negative review we received. Learn about the earliest documented “fake news” regarding Elizabeth Bathory's alleged use of “skin conditioner” and get a sneak preview of the new album from “Dick Johnson & The Ball Brothers” when you JOIN US for the TOP 20 METAL ALBUMS OF 1985.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): “Now I can hear everything…”/ #gospelband / “Dick Johnson and The Ball Brothers…OR…?” / “Like a quartet…”/ #hallelujah / #MrBlack / “Oh my goodness…”/ “Technically you have gone somewhere…”/ #cobwebs / “Well that's another topic…I guess I'll share…this podcast is not getting me laid…”/ #markallthetimes / “Make that a button, please…”/ #assteroid / “It was a zit…just so you know…”/ “I got a little excited and then I got disappointed…”/ #shopclass / “It's #dickconditioner dude…that's what Elizabeth Bathory used to do…”/ #fakenews / “Fake news before fake news was fake news…”/ “Two coffees and an apple juice coming right up…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE POST SNOWPOCOLYPSE EPISODE OF THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #digitalbunkerpoonsound / “One and a half inches doesn't seem like a lot…”/ “I think we got about 2 inches…”/ #drivingonice / #infrastructure / “It never gets cold enough (or hot enough)…”/ #LAFires / “Adam Carolla went on a rant…”/ #sevenyears / #notahonky / #DEI / #doesntequalintelligence / “Insurance companies are freaking out right now…”   (10:16): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #DunkinSpiked #sixpercentABV / “That's it? It's deceptive…”/ #AmericanSpikedBeverages / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / #MeMyselfAndIrene / “We could get #JustinTrudeau to do it, he's unemployed now…” / #FiftyFirstState / “OMG we should call it #TheGulfOfAmerica it would be great…”/ “C'mon man…”/ #wordsaladsally / “It quit hurting after the first week…”/ “There's a feeling you get…when you're moving…” / #thelastload / #RussellsReflectionsMovingEdition / “Mansion…mansion…little small lakehouse…”/ #garage / #markthetimeplease / “Ohhh please…did you get all that? You've gotta mark ALL that…”/ “He's out of control…”/ #itstheheadphones / #Landman / “EXACTLY like that!”/ “That's a #JudasPriest album, dude…”/ “I always thought it was #PinkyBlinders dude I didn't know it was #PeakyBlinders…”/ #nothingbutneck / #Bane    (21:21): “I've got some news…this is extraordinary news…today…is the second time…”/ #carnivore / “I don't drink coffee either…”/ “You can still wear all the shirts you had in high school…”/ ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / ***Go check us out and JOIN US on PATREON at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Does it not feel like this year is already long AF!?”/ #oftheyear / #DonaldTrumpASMR / ***GO CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST ON #YOUTUBE AND #FACEBOOK AND #YOUTUBE *** GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182 OR EMAIL US AT METALNERDERY@GMAIL.COM ***/ “You'll get fucked…”/ “Oh…the #fuckbag review!?”/ #ReviewRedemption / “I'll just take it out or leave it in, whatever…”/ “Let's not do that…”/ #offputting #exhausting / “We only hurt the ones we love!”/ “No the #superfuckbagreview is still out there…that one was #purehate …”/ “Could have been a them…”/ #transam / “I was trying to find some filler…”/ “I think it's on Thursday…”/ #TheFourHorsemen / #fieldtrip #Gainesberg / “Speaking of shows…”/ #EmberingEffigy #AtlantaUtilityWorks #EastPoint / “What a great name…”/ #CoathangerAbortion / “That's a great name, dude…”/ #Amish    (31:50): #TheDocket #DocketThirty / “It's 2025…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  TOP 20 HEAVY METAL ALBUMS FROM 1985!!! / “Ohhh, that was a good song!”/ “It's not all thrash and it's not all #glovesofshame …”/ #engaged / “We were all engaged…”/ #Number20 / “This is OUR #Top20…”/ #Pentagram (Relentless) / “Somewhere up north…close…Virginia…”/ “You've gotta watch the documentary…”/ #LastDaysHere / “He's got the crazy eyes…have y'all ever heard the term #sanpaku?” #fourwhiteeyes / NOTE: Swaller? Or Squalor? / NOTE: It actually IS their first album…/ SIGN OF THE WOLF (PENTAGRAM) / THE GHOUL / “If you take out the high end, you've got Sabbath…”   (40:24): #Number19 / #PowerMetal / #Helloween (Walls of Jericho) / #killeropener / “According to #wikipedia…”/ “That's the original edition…”/ STARLIGHT (“Is this a #Madonna cover?”) / #rockandrollendingintro / “Thank you…good night!”/ “Yep, that sounds like Helloween…”/ “Said nobody on the #AJFA sessions…”   (44:32): #Number18 / “Did you like #Dokken back in the day?” (Under Lock And Key) / “That was the #NightmareOnElmStreet song right?” / LIGHTNIN' STRIKES AGAIN / “Before you cut this one out, play the solo…”/ 1:55 / #GeorgeLynchASMR / “It's kinda like…when you're watching porn…”/ #butterface / #popmetal / “It wasn't glam enough…but it wasn't aggressive…”   (48:48): #Number17 / “We know the guitar player…”/ #Possessed (Seven Churches) / “If you've ever read #TheLastBook of #TheGoodBook …”/ “The last one's better…”/ #killercloser DEATH METAL / “Too much reverb…it's ruining the riff…”/ “That's before we knew what #deathmetal was…it was #nextlevelthrash…”/ “I don't even think they're close…”/ #airplanes    (53:39): #Number16 / “Next up…”/ “Ooough…”/ #CelticFrost (Return To Mega Therion) / “Oh, our house is haunted, by the way…”/ #MaryReilly / #ghoststories / “I swore I heard a dude talking into his phone…it was weird!”/ #Megatron #Transformers #LetsMakeFunOfMattASMR / “Russ, look at Matt…”/ #theheadphones / RETURN TO THE EVE  (Studio Jam) / “This one's got a good ‘Oooough' though…” / #blech / “Whew!!! Hey Hey Hey HEY!!!”   (58:50): #Number15 / “The third #DIO record…”/ (Sacred Heart) / LIKE THE BEAT OF A HEART / #RJDASMR / “I can only hear #JackBlack doing this…”/ “His teeth, man…I'm telling you…”   (1:00:44): #Number14 / “That might have been one of the first images I beat off to that was #heavymetal …”/ #Ratt (Invasion Of Your Privacy) / LAY IT DOWN / “This is '85 all day…”/ “Ironically, I was probably still watching #Transformers at 13…”/ WHAT YOU GIVE IS WHAT YOU GET / “This sounds like the soundtrack…” / #yeahyeah / “Can't wait til I get home…”   (1:04:06): #Number13 / #Sepultura (Bestial Devastation) / “They are #cokelined out the wazoo…”/ BESTIAL DEVASTATION  / “That's what I was looking for…”/ NECROMANCER / “You can tell it's the beginning of their sound…”/ “I'll wait, I'll talk about it later…” / “I look like Rogan…but better looking…and with a beard…and way more poor…   (1:07:32): #Number12 / #YngwieMalmsteen (Marching Out) / #JeffScottSoto / “I like stuff that doesn't have the vocals…”/ #dungeonmetal / DISCIPLES OF HELL / “Let's watch the video…”/ #stillshot / “When it takes off it really takes off…”/ #dontmakeitweird / “Every time I heard this guy I wanted to cut my hands off…”/ “Almost Dio…”/ #hateful   (1:11:01): #Number11 / #Overkill (Feel The Fire) / “We've gotta go with their #Exciter moment…over time they did a theme of Overkill songs over multiple albums…”/ “Dude he loves my burps not yours…/ OVERKILL / “Damn, 3 months ago!?” / “He STILL sounds like that!”   (1:13:40): “Cracking the #Top10 now yeah?” / #Number10 / #Venom (Possessed) / “Killing the fourth wall, bro…”/ “In league with satin…”/ NOTE:  This was album number 4…/ POWERDRIVE / “That's not very evil sounding…”/ SATANACHIST (“It's a quickie…”) / #JoinUs #SuNioj / “Sounds like #Motorhead with the bass…”/ “Is Powerdrive something that happens in Hell?”   (1:18:25): #Number9 / “This is after they moved from the punk to the hardcore…”/ #CorrosionOfConformity (Animosity) / “We DO have a #1985 episode…we're doing a sample of albums from 1985…”/ #angina / MAD WORLD / “Probably the first #COC song I ever heard…”   (1:20:48): #Number8 / #Kreator (Endless Pain) / #WREKage was the first place I ever heard this…/ #highschoolbuddy / “What's up with that dude?”/ TORMENTOR / “You know that'll be 2 years this year…since that show?” / “Definite #KillEmAll influence there…”   (1:23:36): #Number7 / “I'd still say it's metal…”/ #ACDC (Fly On The Wall) / “You're not part of this podcast…”/ #blackdog / “You know the little FBI or CIA #informationmachines we keep in our house?” / FLY ON THE WALL #WNRD #BunkerpoonRadioNetwork / “Shoot To Thrill, Part 2…kinda…”/ “Huge upgrade from Flick Of The Switch…”/ SINK THE PINK    (1:27:50): “It's the Top 6…”/ “Moose stain?” / #MousseStain / #Megadeth (KILLING IS MY BUSINESS…AND BUSINESS IS GOOD) / LAST RITES/LOVED TO DETH / “Those guys are women…you can't use keyboards in metal…”/ “Get some…get some of THAT!”/ “You know that was what was on his mind…”   (1:30:51): #Number5 / “It's gonna be the #killercloser…”/ #Anthrax (Spreading The Disease) / GUNG-HO / “I used to wonder how they played that fast…how do guitar players do that?” / “As a human, I'm a big fan of A.I.R…”/ #AnallyInducedRecreation   (1:33:10): #Number4 / “We don't have to do that one but it's always so much fun…”/ #Exodus (Bonded By Blood) / “The #albumcover gives me 1985 vibes almost more than the music…”/ “He does it…I think he does it in this song…”/ NOTE: He does not ‘do it' in this song/ “I think the title track is the only one he does that on… / PIRANHA    (1:35:18): #Number3 / #Slayer (Hell Awaits) / KILL AGAIN / “I like that album cover…it LOOKS like '85…”/ NOTE:  the part in question is actually on Praise Of Death, NOT this one…/ “That almost sounds like the Angel Of Death scream…”/ “The other night I was reading the lyrics to Hell Awaits…if you read those lyrics, they're pretty intense…”   (1:39:07): “This would have been number one…had number one never existed…”/ #Number2 / #StormtroopersOfDeath #SOD (Speak English Or Die) / SARGENT D AND THE S.O.D. / “Imagine if every #BigFour album had that sound…”/ “That is thrash…that sound you are hearing…that's thrash!” / “We gotta hear that little thing…”/ “Last night in Osaka…” / NOT/MOMO/TAINT/THE CAMEL BOY/DIAMONDS AND RUST/ANTI-PROCRASTINATION SONG / “That's like a progressive album… (1:43:36): #Number1 / #IronMaiden (Live After Death) / “Even above #KISS Alive! I and Alive! II…”/ “My only #AJFABeef with this album…”/ REVELATIONS (“Alright let me see you wave your flippers in the air!!!”) / “This is where Bruce plays guitar live…the clean part is Bruce…”/ “How about a little uhhhh…”/ 22 ACACIA AVENUE / “Speak to me, Hammersmith…”/ “One of the best album covers, too…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “I don't ever eat salad…it's not good for gout…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel #metalnerderyASMR  

“I wanna talk about DOWNTIME…”   Many moons ago during the B.R. era (Before Russ), back in the early days of this podcast with Adam, we took on The 1st Four of The Big 4, taking a look at each of the debut albums from Anthrax, Megadeth, Metallica, and Slayer, respectively.   To take that episode a step further (and to add a slight twist to the original premise), we thought it might be fun (and a bit of a challenge) to attempt to identify which tracks would be considered the DEEP CUTS from The First Four albums of EACH of The Big Four thrash bands.  Be sure to check out our Patreon for a brand-new way to “splat” with some “liquid sneeze” and remember that when it comes to Conway Twitty, “the power was in his hair”. Don't forget to pick up your “Queenthrax” tickets, find out why “English is stupid”, and get ready to JOIN US (whenever you get a little “DOWNTIME”) as we begin our descent and dig down deeply into THE BACKSIDE OF THE FIRST FOUR OF THE BIG FOUR.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast   Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “It's time for DOWNTIME!!!” / #downtime / “Let's not make it gross, because this is a family thing…”/ “She sounds like #PeterSteele …”/ “What's that from?” / “Loud, obnoxious, offputting, and tiresome…”/ “How long does it take you to get used to writing the right year?” / #Happy2025 / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “That's like a slow motion Spicoli…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST UNDERGROUND BUNKERPOON TELETHON!!!*** / “Right ‘chere…”/ “Do you ever make resolutions?” / #nopromises / “I'm gonna be better…”/ “I think as a #NewYearResolution #Doomsicle should commit…”/ Upcoming Doomsicle tune ideas…/ “Maybe one original…I've got a full country album…” / “Wasn't that a #ConwayTwitty song?” / “The power was in his hair…”/ “You can HEAR the size of his hair…”/ #FamilyGuyASMR / “He looks like Bobby Ewing…”/ #BramStroker / “That dude was a dude…”/ #HelloDarlin    (10:46): “If you want MORE good stuff, you could join the #Patreon…”/ ***CHECK OUT OUR NEW METAL NERDERY T-SHIRTS WITH THE WARNING ON THE BACK!!!*** metalnerdery.com/merch ***Go to TeePublic to pick up yours!!!*** / “What am I saying? I'm fixed…”/ #pregnancyworries #nobabies / “I don't do it for less than $30, dude…”/ #slashhandjob / ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / ***Go JOIN US on Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Do we need a defibrillator?” / “And if you want me to send you an autographed…”/ #itsgonnahappen #splat / “Metal Nerdery at splat dot com slash handjob…”   (15:05): ***IF YOU WANNA LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL, GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “I've gotta hit play…”/ #ILoveTheHelmet #DowntownJulieBrown / “Caramel colored…kind of erotic looking…”/ #weirdlyhot / “Do y'all remember Kennedy?” / #libertarian / “There's a difference…” / ***NOTE: Refer to #TheNolanChart to see where you might land on the #politicalspectrum ***/ #laissezfaire / “Oh…got a new one…”/ #uhhhkay / “We can reflect a little…”/ “I'm always about setting the tone…”/ “Using the right consonant…”/ #mealprep / “Or trail mix if he adds pretzels and M&M's…”/ “You won't…that's fine…it doesn't even matter.” / “I never played doctor…” / #AtomicBlondeATL / “We got a smoking hot singer…”/ “Well you're married but I'm not…”/ “I've had that done once…kinda hot…”/ #evidence / “Sorry, I can't get there…”/ “It's a call back to the #Dracula joke earlier…” / #TomwayPetty / “Do y'all ever hear music in your dreams?” / #HellsBells #ForWhomTheBellTolls / “The internet rules…”   (27:51): “Docket Thirty?” / #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  THE BACKSIDE OF THE FIRST FOUR OF THE BIG FOUR – DEEP CUTS / “Easy for you to say…”/ #Anthrax (Fistful of Metal – 1984) / “That's Lilker, not Spitz…”/ “Doesn't it seem odd that the opening track would be a deep cut?” / #thatsaquestion / DEATHRIDER / #Anthryche #Queenthrax / “Does the pope shit in the woods?” / DEATH FROM ABOVE / “What was that!?”/ “That's definitely #powermetal…”   (34:58): “How about a little Mega Dave?” / “All of #TheFirstFourOfTheBigFour don't sound anything like the rest of their catalog…”/ #Megadeth (Killing Is My Business…And Business Is Good – 1985) / CHOSEN ONES / #supersneezeASMR / “Jimmy something…”/ NOTE: It was Lloyd Grant / LOOKING DOWN THE CROSS    (40:57): “What would be the deep cuts on Kill ‘Em All?” / #Metallica (Kill ‘Em All – 1983) / “Probably the least played…AND it's got keyboards on it…”/ #synthesizer / PHANTOM LORD (“Nope, that's keyboard…”) / “Seventeen days!?” / “Nope, we've gotta date for at least 28 years before we get married…”/ “Everything on side 2 except Seek and Destroy…”/ JUMP IN THE FIRE / “There's definitely not a modern Metallica riff that sounds like that…”/ “My fiery hole?”   (47:23): “I already know right out of the gate…”/ #Slayer (Show No Mercy – 1983) / “That doesn't fit with anything else in the entire catalog…”/ METAL STORM/FACE THE SLAYER / “It's kinda epic…”/ #JudasPriestASMR / “That sounds more like a Slayer song…”/ “You need one good Tom scream here and there to set things right…”/ CRIONICS #frozenrobots / “I'm still hearing Priest…”/ “That's one of those things that comes with time…I wasn't doing #VampireJerky jokes the first year I did comedy…”   (53:21): #Anthrax (Spreading The Disease – 1985) / THE ENEMY / “Looks like he's got a great big vagina in his jeans…is that Charlie!?” / “Is this like #powermetal you think?” / AFTERSHOCK / “Thrash? Or Power Metal?” / “No bass at all…no low end…”   (57:45): #Megadeth (Peace Sells…But Who's Buying? – 1986) / BAD OMEN / “It's like a weird laugh…”/ “Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Poland…”/ “Sacrificing Froot Loops?”/ #chaos / “Is this the first technical thrash band?” / “They're the #RUSH of thrash metal…”/ “His voice has a snarl that the other guys don't have…”   (1:02:40): “Did you ever skip Escape a lot back in the day?” / #Metallica (Ride The Lightning – 1984) / TRAPPED UNDER ICE / “That's an Exodus move right there!”/ “But that might also be because you're older…”/ ESCAPE / “This should have been on 96 Rock in the daytime for sure…”/ “It's trying to be Maiden…it's a good song though…”   (1:07:37): “I'm thinking maybe that, or…”/ #Slayer (Hell Awaits – 1985) / PRAISE OF DEATH / “Their formula wins…”/ CRYPTS OF ETERNITY / “The solos aren't super, super evil…they're getting there, but not quite…”/ “Think about it…high cholesterol… #atherosclerosis / Livid vs Lividity (“English is stupid…”) / “We made it through half…”/ “We did the first two of the backside of the first four of the big four…easy for you to say…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “If it looks like…liquid sneeze…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel 

DIARY OF A MADMAN, the 2nd album from OZZY OSBOURNE (and his band, BLIZZARD OF OZZ) is a perfect example of how an artist's follow-up album often eclipses their debut outing. With a heftier mix and heavier riffs, darker lyrical themes & eerie gothic metal elements, and of course the disturbingly graphic album artwork, DIARY represents a quantum leap forward for “The Prince Of Darkness”, combining each of the aforementioned components into one of the darkest and heaviest metal albums ever to have emerged from 1981. Get ready to “call the lawyers” and prepare to be bathed “in a huge spray…of light” from those who may engage in “different tax practices” than you're accustomed to. Prepare to bear witness to the quintessential heavy metal album that would leave an indelible mark on all metal subgenres that would follow it, grab your favorite “juice box”, and JOIN US as we flip through the pages of macabre madness and metal mayhem that dwell within the DIARY OF A MADMAN. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com   Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I'm ready…I'm so ready…”/ #HappyNewYear #2025 / “I notice you're keeping a ‘high and tight'…”/ “I like to have stripes…”/ “I'm gonna shave my shit…”/ “The last time mine was colored…brown…”/ “Like to have a matching set…I like to have a little brown…”/ “I still use my #manscaped products…”/ #markthetime / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN 2025!!!*** / #superduper / “Did you guys see the shirt?” / ***GO TO METALNERDERY.COM/MERCH AND CHECK OUT OUR NEW METAL NERDERY SHIRT!!!*** / “How long is that sale going on?” / #teepublic / “We should give Norvyn thanks…”/ #blackdog / “Is it weird or does it seem like people have had…”/ #longcovid / #longcold #rinovirus / “That's what those drones are droppin'…”   (06:27): “This is not a ‘new' beer of the episode…”/ #twelve5s #coffeebasedgoodness / “I go Irish every Christmas…”/ “They go excellent with the #MrBlack …”/ #hyperbole / NOTE:  It was an 8 pack, NOT a 12 pack…but all thanks go to Russell…”/ ***IF YOU WANT TO SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / “You wanna hear some heartbreaking shit?” / “Which is fine…which is right…”/ “Do they always poke the bear?” / “How did you vote?” / #letsnotdopolitics / #youpeople / “I don't wish ill will…”/ “Y'all won, STFU! Y'all WON!” / #taxpractices / “If you can't talk about it rationally…”/ #sociallyliberal #fiscallyconservative #libertarian / “Would you call them liberal or would you call them leftist?” / #classicalliberal / NOTE: It was Argentina…/ #SouthAmerica / “Was it a #fleshlight?”/ “You're the one with the hand gestures, bro…”/ #markthetime / “Knock it down to a beam…but if you push it all the way back…”/ “Oh the seizure lights…the ones that distract you while you're driving…?”/ “…and alcohol…that's what made the day special.”/ #RussellsReflectionsMovieEdition / #BadSanta / “The little fella…”/ #onmicburp / “Make that a button…”/ #ElCaminoChristmas / “How weird would an El Camino look if it came out now?”/ “It was the mullet of cars…”   (18:02): “Shall we pay heed to our special people?” / ***JOIN OUR PATREON AT PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / #MetalNerderyPodcastCalendar / #PatreonShoutout / #ThankYou / “2025 is gonna be a different year…”/ “He said ‘seen'…”/ “It's like a #deathmetal #Superbad in a way…”/ “Have you ever had an orgasm that you came so hard that you literally thought you had died?” / “What if you have a #deathgasm when you die?”/ #TrumpCompilationASMR / “I'm gonna start doing that…”/ ***EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com *** / #TrademarkInfringement / #HeavyMetalNerdery / “I'm gonna Sharon Osbourne the fuck out of them…”/ “Call the lawyers, ASAP…”/ #whatsitcalled? / “Junior Slayer in the best ways…” / #Annihilated BLOOD OF THE MARTYR (Scorched Earth Policy – 2010) / #bluejeansex / “It's high blood pressure in your balls…”/ “And we're back…”/ #NWOOSTM / “I heard the R roll…”/ “They sound a little bit like #Evile too…”/ BURNING OF THE SOUTHERN CROSS / “It sounds like Tom's oldest son has a band…”   (29:37): “C'mon…it's been a while…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou? / #ThePost #HairMetalASMR / “That really resonated with me…”/ “We've got another…”/ #ChildrenOfBodom and #BritneySpears #tangentionalality    (31:54): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  OZZY OSBOURNE – DIARY OF A MADMAN / ***Check out our #OzzyOsbourne 80's episode*** / The drama behind the recording of the album and royalties and such / #OldeFaece / “They came in for ‘tur…”/ #outofcontrol / “It's a different level of songwriting…”/ “His solos are awesome but his riffs are killer too…”/ #castle / “We're gonna nick that…”/ “What did y'all think of the #albumcover when you saw it?” / #talesfromthedarkside / #backalbumcover / “I bet…seriously, literally, totally…”/ “It looks like he's reading a book of spells…”/ #PetrineCross / #notworthy / #96RockInTheDaytime #shootinghoops / Popular songs back in 1981 relative to #DiaryOfAMadman / “Whatever happened to #JuiceNewton?” / “It makes you wonder…where did the juice come from?” / #juicebox    (42:28): #killeropener OVER THE MOUNTAIN (“We've gotta play the solo…”) / THAT is metal!!! / “Don't need no astrology…it's inside of you and me…”/ “I see…”/ #guitarsoloASMR / “It's a double tracked solo…”/ “I don't think it was a #FloydRose with a #lockingnut …”/ #ThankYe / “I thought he was talking about airplanes…is that #Delta9 airlines?” / FLYING HIGH AGAIN (“It sounds loud…”) / #usethoseheadphones / “Maybe another solo? It IS #RandyRhoads…”/ “Neoclassical weedly woos…”/ “That just sounds creepy af…it's almost like #OzzyCartman…”/ “That is metal…that's the next wave…”/ “He wasn't a Sabbath fan…at all.” / “It was less bluesy and had more #neoclassical modes and minor stuff…faster and darker…”   (50:47): YOU CAN'T KILL ROCK AND ROLL / “Not for 7 minutes though…”/ “There's hints of later Sabbath in that…”/ BELIEVER #creepyscary / “That's like #Slayer before Slayer was Slayer…”/ “Those weird noises back there are just creepy…”/ “It's got an evil solo…”/ “So it was Sharon that did that and not Ozzy that did that…”/ #reissue #lawsuits #contracts #royalties #studiomusicians / “Is that what their contract said?”/ “We want everything that #Spotify doesn't get (which is nothing)…”/ “Think about the parallels…#DefJam…#JetRecords…” / “That WAS the #killercloser…”   (58:58): “I kinda think it's sweet and beautiful, but at the same time…”/ #unbelievablesex / #balldraining / “Yeah she did…”/ #IAmOzzy / “I'm sensing probrem…”/ #bloodyhell / “They had chickens…”/ “Don't you think everybody at some point has a melt down moment?” #timetodestroy #scorchedearth / Side Two #killeropener LITTLE DOLLS #bigdrums / “It's like #Exodus kinda…”/ “I can hear #TheBeatles influence…it's unmistakable…”/ “The killer who remains a mystery…”/ “That's like someone who's a surgeon with seizure shakes all the time, and then you give them a scalpel…”/ “New Wave is kinda like metal…”/ TONIGHT / #longdistancededication #onwiththecountdown / “I will use lube…”/ “He sounds drunk…” (1:09:12): “It's somebody's initials or something…”/ “Sailing Across The Ocean…”/ #SATOASMR / “It's pretty close…”/ #SexualAnalTotallyObvious / “If we write a song like this, we can prove that we can be taken seriously…”/ S.A.T.O. #notontheboat / “Fast and creepy…”/ “This is almost Sabbath…”/ “Pound the best?”/ “It's kinda Maidenish…”/ “Something else I forgot about Randy's sound…”/ #CBLE / “This one could very easily fit on Sabotage…”/ #YodaASMR / DIARY OF A MADMAN / #creepyASMR / “I hear an electric and an acoustic…”/ “This is the part that kinda reminds me of Sabotage…”/ #emotionalweirdness / “The solo's kinda creepy too…”/ #creepyoutro / “Oh that's scary…”/ “I had to back track to get to #BlackSabbath …”/ “We indulged each other…”/ “Almost halfway done with this decade…the twenties…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “That's gonna be a super special…to celebrate his volume of work…”/ #untilthenext #andyou #outroreel

It's time to say goodbye to 2024 with our Bunkerpoon International holiday celebration, where we will be waxing nostalgic on this year's episodes and simultaneously ripping holes in the “space time continuum” whilst checking out some highlights and indulging in our own “Pepperidge Farm moments” of metal infused lunacy.    Remember to “expect the worst & hope for the best” whenever consuming a “vegetable shake” and understand that being called a “handsome woman” is flattering, “doppelgangers” are eerily unsettling, and our “Spotify Wrapped” referenced one episode that was “508% more” impressive than average. Get ready to break out the “chunkless gravy”, embrace the “Dick Flex” theme of the episode, wish everyone a Merry Christmas (and Happy Boxing Day) and JOIN US for our 2024 YEAR END WRAP-UP, including a few goodies and surprises from INSIDE SANTA'S SACK.   Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): “We made it…” / #HappyBoxingDay #MerryChristmas / “I am Clark Griswold…”/ “We're pairing today…”/ “Crazy food porn…I'll just use gravy for lube…”/ #chunklessgravy / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Look at old Rusty there…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #BunkerpoonInternational #YearEndCelebration / “You're so good you should stop right now…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #HarpoonBrewing #DunkinColdBrewPorter #sixpointzeroABV #Porter (***Pairs well with the #MrBlack ***)    (06:09): “We're time traveling…”/ “Our next move will be…into one of those neighborhoods where you can fuck all the time…”/ #gaydad #gaydid #gated / “I don't do #pickleball …”/ “When I was a kid, old people smoked and drank and just waited to die…”/ “I do NOT want to be like that…”/ #hotpockets / “You can feel a difference…”/ #itsnevertoolate / “Because unhealthy shit tastes delicious…and sometimes I have to re-fluff…”/ ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / ***JOIN US on Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***/ “We shall...and we will...”/ “Down under...and up top...” / “If you've got a request, we'll do it…”/ #thelastepisode / “They had their #PepperidgeFarmMoments …”/ ***IF YOU CARE TO HIT US UP ON THE SOCIALS YOU CAN FIND US AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST ON #INSTAGRAM AND #FACEBOOK AND #YOUTUBE AND #TIKTOK OR YOU CAN EMAIL US AT metalnerdery@gmail.com OR GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!***   (14:51): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  THE 2024 YEAR-END WRAP UP (INSIDE SANTA'S SACK) / Looking back at our episodes from 2024 as well as some hilarious moments and some new tunes that made 2024 awesome! / #ClassicMetal #OzzyOsbourne BELIEVER (Diary Of A Madman – 1981) / “I think Diary…may be his best full album.”/ #ThrashFamilyTree / “Kudos to Billiam for that #albumcover …”/ ***Go to our website and check out all the goodies, show notes, and pics associated with each episode and stream via #podbean at metalnerdery.com *** / #NoSolicitation / “I was inside but she didn't stay…” / “We need a palette cleanser…”/ #strangelyfun / #StormtroopersOfDeath UNITED FORCES (Speak English Or Die – 1985) / “Can we hear a little bit of WHAT'S THAT NOISE?”    (25:26): “You know what, that one didn't do as well as I thought it would…”/ “That would be sick…”/ #88DeathMatch #Metallica DYER'S EVE (…And Justice For All – 1988) / “It's good…”/ #TwoParter / #Slayer BEHIND THE CROOKED CROSS (South Of Heaven – 1988) / “As good as Reign is…it's right there…”/ “'84 was hilarious…” / #1984YearInMetal / “That was the one about…W.A.S.P.”/ #wewe / “Is that going to be like a weird rip in the #spacetimecontinuum?” / #doppelganger / “They're all the same…only the names changed…”/ “I don't know if that means I'm the good one OR…”   (34:34): “March we started off strong…”/ “Like our own #greatesthits compilation?” / “The bootleg one…was kinda fun (albeit a little weird…)” / #Megadeth TAKE NO PRISONERS (Rust In Peace – 1990) / “Nah, this was after he cleaned up…”/ “The only reason I was interested…” / #CirithUngol and #RichardPryor #LiveOnTheSunsetStrip / “Some of us got ultra #twanglified…”/ #MetallicaCovers / “That was the one at the very end where the rolling of the R's was a problem…”/ “Wait…back up…”/ “He was laughing so hard you could hear the lung noises…”   (42:16): “That was kinda like a #Patreon that ended up being used to fill space…”/ “The '86 Death Match…it was different…they can't all be gold…”/ “Expectations always get you…if you keep your expectations at zero, you're never disappointed…”/ “Is this the last #ACDC we did?” / “In fairness…y'all were sports…that was right before #DryJuly too…”/ #OperationMindcrime / ***Go to www.metalnerdery.com to check out each episode and all the goodies associated with each episode!!!*** / “The more I listen to it…” / #KerryKing TOXIC (From Hell I Rise – 2024) / “Ooooh, he's pouring it out!?” / “I have to add ‘em…it's not automatic…”/ “I did not know there was a thing as…in 2024…”/ “I drove to Birmingham one time…it was a person I actually knew…it was a lady I actually knew…”/ #tradinglicks / “Dry July was a strange time…I was so terribly bored…”/ “I think we've got to do one #Zeppelin a year…”/ #LedZeppelinIV / “All you think about is #TheRussMask …”   (53:13): “There's a recent thing that rated all the #Slayer albums…” / #SeventhSonOfASeventhSon / #IronMaiden ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG (Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son – 1988) / “My whole body feels concussed…”/ “It was like our NWOOSTM Vol. 4…”/ #TitleTracks / “Spicy release…”/ “I think we did more #Slayer than any other band during the year 2024…”/ “That was right around the time of #HurricaneHelene wasn't it?” / “Political cartoons are memes…”/ “According to #Spotify, our top episode (of 2024) was #RustInPeace…”/ #SpotifyWrapped / “508% more than your average episode…” (1:00:23): “That was fun…that was like a 2-hour Megathon special…”/ #HalloweenSuperSpecial / “Now we're pretty much up to current…we need to do some #DOWN at some point…”/ “How did you get the character to show up like that?” / #copypaste / “It's bizarre that we missed it…how did we not do #Megadeth?”/ “Let's finish it off with some of the stuff that came out this year…”/ “Why do you say ‘strangely'? Would you say she's a handsome woman? /#Kittie WE ARE SHADOWS (Fire – 2024) / “You wanna watch the video instead?” / “2025, we've gotta do…chick metal thrash…”/ #superflaps / #Opeth §4 (The Last Will And Testament – 2024) / “There's a LOT going on…”/ “I think I'm gonna like Opeth better…”/ #DreamTheater  A BROKEN MAN (Parasomnia – 2025) / “This is dick flex…”/ #dickflex / #progressivemetalASMR / “That'll be my comedy name…” / “The way you say it, it sounds like Dick Flix…” / “How many times can you say it?” / “What if it's Dick T. Flex?” / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ALL THROUGHOUT THE YEAR, MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY NEW YEAR, AND CONTINUE TO JOIN US NEXT YEAR!!!*** / #PitDiapers / “When we go to #Metallica I might be wearing those…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel  

Just to be 100% TRANSparent, this is NOT an officially sanctioned “Chronicles” episode. However, it is the time of year for the TRANS-Siberian Orchestra (featuring the “Savatage Brothers”) and we felt compelled by the power of the holiday season to delve into the realm of HAIR METAL and reflect back on one of the least desirable (yet often most satisfying) subgenres of metal alongside memories of poon from the days of yore with the kinds of girls you would “meet once at a party and never talk to again”. Really, the entire objective of hair metal was to give actual metal heads an “in” to attaining money, drugs, and (especially) poon back in the day.    Dust off your “gloves of shame” and get ready to “rip the band-aid off” and “power through it” because it's time to “hold hands”, discover some “stall appropriate noises” for the next time you've got to “deuce” and JOIN US as we get into the good, the bad, and the horrific of HAIR METAL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast   Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Yeah…yeah…yeah…”/ #audiolightning / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “…like with girls who just turned 18…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodescideroftheepisode #StrongbowCider / “Preacher's collar…or Snake Bite?”/ #onmicburp #uhhhhkay / Thanksgiving summary / “Apparently, if you don't shower for long enough…all the mucus turns into an extra layer of skin…”/ #gamey / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET IN THE SHOW NOTES!!!*** / #RussellsReflectionsThanksgivingEdition / “Do y'all sit around and get shitfaced now?”/ “That sounds like when I went to the Beach Mountains awhile back…traversing a mountain…”/ “That is so hard to watch now…”/ #MacysParade / “There had to be a time in human history when that was entertaining…”/ #simulationtheory #blackandwhitehouses / #WizardOfOz / “Stop me if I did this the last time…”/ #Terrifier3 (NOTE:  This is at least the 3rd time and at least the 3rd episode that Russell has mentioned Terrifier 3…) / #goreporn / “One of the first things to creep me out in horror…”/ “You can't kill people during the day and you can't listen to metal during the day…”/ “Are we ready?”/ ***PATREON SHOUT OUT*** / “You're not sounding good there, Mr. Trump…”/ “3.2 Trillion dollars in cuts, they said they're gonna make…”/ ***If you wanna hit us up with requests or correspondences on the #socialmedia you can do so at #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube #TikTok , or email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “Can you imagine Elvis and Peter Steele doing a duet?” / #WREKage has events!? / #TransSiberianOrchestra #ChristmasMusic #SavatageBrothers   (21:07): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  HAIR METAL!!! / “This is not an official, sanctioned #Chronicles episode…”/ “Why not shit on #hairmetal ???”/ “I think it brings back memories of poon from days of yore…”/ “She's the kinda girl you should meet once at a party, do anal, and never talk to her again…”/ “He was into babies?”/ “We're way off…”/ #Bulletboys SMOOTH UP IN YA (Bulletboys – 1988) / “Thank ye…”/ “I need a bonfire and a bottle of #BoonesFarm …”/ “I always thought it was Smooth Opinion…”/ “There's nothing worse than R.E.M.”/ “You have to be really careful when you say ‘I enjoy When The Children Cry…'”/ #WhiteLion WAIT (Pride - 1987) / “Dude, you've gotta rip the band-aid off…”/ #allthebuttons / “C'mon, crank it!”/ “You guys know way too much of this shit…”/ “That was the way to get poon back in the day…”   (30:38): “How about a palette cleanser?” / #QuietRiot LOVE'S A BITCH (Metal Health – 1983) / “That IS dark…”/ “Dude, we're not asking you to play Lick It Up, in it's entirety, with no breaks…”/ #easybakeovens aka #airfryers / “Let's go back to bad…just play that fuckin' thing…”/ #Europe THE FINAL COUNTDOWN (The Final Countdown – 1986 ) / “You've gotta power through it…”/ “Why don't y'all listen to thrash, like cool people do?” / #Trixter ONE IN A MILLION (Trixter – 1990) / “They were at the end…”/ “How about the first Twisted Sister album?” / #TwistedSister SHOOT ‘EM DOWN (Under The Blade – 1982) / “Now that sounds like early 80's metal…”/ “I guarantee you the girls in those crowds were showing their tits…”   (40:07): #Firehouse WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES (Hold Your Fire – 1992) / “Crank it man…”/ “Y'all wanna hold hands?” / “We should all touch cocks…”/ “I got the palette cleanser…”/ “Is Guns N' Roses hair metal?” / #GunsNRoses ROCKET QUEEN (Appetite For Destruction – 1987) / “They were sleazy…they weren't pretty…”/ “Alright, something really bad…”/ #DefLeppard POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME (Hysteria – 1987) / “I think he's wanting her to squirt on him…”/ “That one's the worst…”/ #BonJovi YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME (Slippery When Wet – 1986) / “This is pre-Black Album Bob Rock…”/ “What's the most #hairmetal thing by bands we like?”/ #MotleyCrue KNOCK ‘EM DEAD KID (Shout At The Devil – 1983) / “Once Bitten, Twice Shy is my Final Countdown…”/ “I used to be in White Balls…”   (54:44): “I'm not sure I know this…”/ “Chip is not a birth name…”/ #EnuffZnuff FLY HIGH MICHELLE (Enuff Z'nuff – 1989) / “We should be watching the videos for these…”/ “I'll bet you do…” / #markthetime / #Nelson AFTER THE RAIN (After The Rain – 1990) / “Imagine if they had pigtails…”/ “You'll see the sodomy?”/ “That's a different solo…”/ “Point of contention…this is what I hate about multiple edits…”/ #fulllength / “This has kinda been fun…a little bit…”/ #Whitesnake HERE I GO AGAIN (Whitesnake – 1987) #radiomix #dentistofficemix / “You can tell just like that?”/ NOTE:  the key to telling the difference between the 2 versions is the chorus, neither of which we made it to. Go listen to them bolth and judge for yourself…/ “You can't #unlisten to something…”/ “Do you think Tommy Lee can play piano with his dick?”/ #chopsticks / #Cinderella DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT (TILL IT'S GONE) - (Long Cold Winter – 1988) / “Would you play this to get laid?”   (1:05:55): “I think Winger got shat on unnecessarily…”/ “Let's watch a little bit of the video…”/ #headset / #Winger HEADED FOR A HEARTBREAK (Winger – 1988) / “They're stompin' their feet to keep time…”/ #BeavisASMR / “Here comes the YEAH…check this out”/ “Do you think they charge by the hour or by the load?”/ “I feel like he's guessing to throw people off…”/ “Sorry, I got a little squeaky there…”/ #cringiest #Poison UNSKINNY BOP (Flesh And Blood – 1990) / “You know they still play it because they have to…”/ “That was the whole objective of #hairmetal: money, drugs, and poon…”/ #FasterPussycat BATHROOM WALL (Faster Pussycat – 1987) / “That's Guns N' Roses Lite…”/ #BritnyFox GIRLSCHOOL (Britny Fox – 1988) / “Is that Brian Johnson?”/ “It's like Paul Stanley with a throat infection…”   (1:16:34): “We've gotta look up some bad ones…”/ #PrettyBoyFloyd I WANNA BE WITH YOU (Leather Boyz With Electric Toyz – 1989) / “At schuul?” / “I feel like every producer back then…needed drugs to get through it…”/ #RoughCutt BLACK WIDOW (Rough Cutt – 1985) / “Hey man let's go in the studio and use ALL of the reverb effects at the same time…”/ “That's actually kinda cool…”/ “Dropped a deuce…”/ #LMAO / “We've gotta finish with a few strong ones here…”/ “What are they then!?”/ The formula for hair metal / #Ratt BACK FOR MORE (Out Of The Cellar – 1984) / “It sounds heavier than your average hair metal…”/ “There's nobody else that sounds like Stephen Pearcy at all…” / “OMG I'm not a leftist douchetard, I love metal and I love my country…”   (1:25:51): “Was it really hair metal though?” / “What are we closing this with?”/ “Aerosmith?”/ “Wait a minute, he's got Lita pulled up…”/ #LitaFord KISS ME DEADLY (Lita – 1988) #uhhuhhh / “This was on Footloose, for sure…”/ “This song is almost metal…Joe Perry had already left the band at this point…”/ #Aerosmith LIGHTNING STRIKES (Rock In A Hard Place – 1982) / “That sounds like Orion in the background…”/ “That's about as memorable as you get…”/ #KISS ALL HELL'S BREAKIN' LOOSE (Lick It Up – 1983) / “It's gotta be the video…”/ “Is this the #glovesofshame one?”/ “See that? That one's gotta be played…”/ #Autograph TURN UP THE RADIO (Sign In Please – 1984) / #lasernoises / “28 million views!? That's crazy…”/ “At least we played some KISS, that's what matters…”/ “He doesn't flaunt it…”/ “I'm ready to go trolling for poon now…”/ #PoonPatrol #untilthenext THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! #outroreel

“I'm sorry, what was that? What was the last thing you said?”   Forty years ago this year (specifically, July 2, 1984), DIO (the man and the band) released THE LAST IN LINE, the follow up to their 1983 debut and the first album to feature full time keyboardist Claude Schnell. Forty years later, it still maintains its relevance throughout the realms of metal, especially when compared (relatively speaking) with music from 40 years prior to 1984!   Think about the music from 40 years before 1984. There is absolutely NO WAY anyone was listening to Bing Crosby ANYWHERE in 1984! Yet, in 2024, it is still a perfectly plausible concept and is totally socially acceptable to be blasting THE LAST IN LINE while riding around, “shooting hoops”, or annoying everyone while fueling up at the gas station.   Remember that the investment in hibachi is always worth it (because it's delicious) and everyone could use “a good tongue lashing” on their birthday. Discover “the sound of Murray” after he's clocked out for the day, understand that “the gloves are off”, realize “you'd only feel guilty if they name checked you in the note” and get ready to “repurpose the DEA” when you JOIN US for a dive into some classic D&D metal with DIO: THE LAST IN LINE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I think the #BunkerpoonGhost made an appearance…”/ “Oooh, that was wet, bro…”/ #hibachi / “It's so fucking expensive…”/ #RussellsReflectionsHibachiEdition / “It keeps the brown moving…”/ “Now this is the funny part…”/ “Did your pubes feel gray?”/ #hyperinflation / “Here we go…whoops!”/ #whoareyou? / ***WARNING:  #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST AND THE HOLIDAY SEASON!!!*** / “Lots of winning going on…”/ #groundzero / “I wanna smash fish with rocks…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #LeftHandBrewingCompany #StVrain #MexicanHotChocolate #sixpercentABV #TheVerdict / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET IN THE SHOWNOTES!!!*** / #shownotes    (10:25): #RussellsReflectionsMovieEdition / “It's kinda cheesy, kinda campy…but totally metal…”/ “Is it grisly?”/ #allegedlygrisly / #Hysteria / “That's the next #Patreon dude…”/ #Californication / “A writer…not a rider…”/ “Dude, it's a respectable metal album…”/ “Black Sabbath…and shame on you…”/ #SpeakingInTongues / “Yesterday was my wife's birthday…she got a good #tonguelashing …”/ #herewego / “Everyone dressed like 1989 but they talked like 2024…”/ “Normies was not a word we used…”/ #DEI / “They need to repurpose the #DEA #DrugEnforcementAdministration …”/ “When you run out of shit to watch…watch this…”   (18:53): PATREON SHOUT OUT!!! / #MetalNerderyCalendar #MetalNerderyLoinclothes / “Perfect timing!”/ “We apologize for making #EmptyPromises to #EmberingEffigy …”/ #TheBowlRoller / “He shoots ropes!”/ #DoomsicleASMR / “I'm thinking a #Venom song would be fun…”/ ***COME CHECK US OUT ON #YOUTUBE AND #INSTAGRAM AND #FACEBOOK AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST AND EMAIL US AT METALNERDERY@GMAIL.COM AND GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “We were just making sure that the voicemail wasn't full…or empty…”/ #theglovesareoff / “I feel like all those bass player jokes…was it my fault?” / “You'd only feel guilty if they name checked you in the note…”/ “For all the bass player hate I've given you…that's more than fair…”   (26:44): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  DIO – THE LAST IN LINE / “Bunch of chicken fuckers…”/ “I feel like he was 42 for 15 years…”/ “This WAS on #96RockInTheDaytime back in the day…”/ “It's the roof, Ronnie, and his teeth…that's the whole video…”/ Released July 2, 1984 / “Think about when we were that age…think about 40 years before THAT!” / “Think about the music from 1944…”/ PISTOL PACKIN' MAMA #BingCrosby #AlDexter and #TheAndrewSisters / “The boys just got back from the war…”/ Remember the #musicvideo? / “It's the fist and the hair, you can't see the teeth, but they're there…”/ WE ROCK / “That laser costs $1 Million Dollars…”/ “That's an intense look on that dude…”   (38:03): “You almost have to hear it to the next part…when you're off to the witch for the 2nd time…”/ THE LAST IN LINE / “We are coming…HOME!!!” / “When they played this on the radio it was a special treat…”/ “Oh you're THAT guy…”/ #getoffmylawn / “Pussy lickin' mother fucker…”/ #urbanpoetryASMR / “That's where there's a double standard…”/ “Here's the biggest shame of it all…”/ #MilliVanilli / “Was that only for poon?”/ “If I owned the #poonwagon this is what I would sound like…”/ #studiowrittenhit (just like Paranoid and Primal Concrete Sledge) / #asthmaASMR / BREATHLESS / “That's a rhythm section…that almost rivals Rex & Vinnie…”   (48:40): “I think the next one is almost early thrash…or #speedmetal …”/ I SPEED AT NIGHT / “This album was so fucking metal when it came out…”/ “Oh, btw, first album with a keyboard player…”/ #ClaudeSchnell / “No, Vinny was always the drummer for #DIO …” / “Linguini?  You want angel hair, what do you want?”/ #albumcover / “What's his name? Isn't it Murray?” / “#thesoundofmurray / “Here's the kind of question that is: (it's not even sexual, bro…) It's like comparing the first Black Sabbath to Paranoid…” / ONE NIGHT IN THE CITY / “Hey stop! That's fair…and also, fuck you.”/ #LarsUlrichDrumParody / “Sacred Heart had more of that…Dream Evil had more of that…”/ “We might revolutionize podcasts…but instead of showing us their tits, they'll show us their vaginas…or buttholes…”/ #OnlyFans (“It's not just for buttholes anymore…”) (58:07): Side 2 #killeropener / EVIL EYES / “Keyboardists need poon too, dude…”/ “Do they? They're sensitive?” / “Okay…if you buy dinner, you can show your tits…”/ MYSTERY (“This is on a soundtrack…”) / “No, dude, this is #Survivor…”/ “I'm sorry, what was that? What was the LAST thing you said?” / “Think about how much metal changed from #DiaryOfAMadman up to this…”/ “This or #BarkAtTheMoon?”/ “Is this Dio's Bark At The Moon?”/ “This is the connector between Holy Diver and Sacred Heart…”/ “When we do that one…do you think we should combine those two?” / #upcomingepisode / EAT YOUR HEART OUT #bitter / “Here's my question for you…”/ #writinghits / “You can't throw up down here, we've got nothing to clean it up with…”/ The difference between “writing hits” versus “artistic authenticity” (and the analogy of the record company, the producer, and the recording artist) / “That's like going into business because you want to be rich versus doing it out of passion…”/ “That's the key to success…you've got to shit on everything…”/ #microphoneASMR / EGYPT (THE CHAINS ARE ON) #killercloser / “That's like Sabbath and Rainbow…”/ “I think that's a grower and a #deepcut for sure…”/ “Every band has some kind of formula…”/ “It did not age as well as #HolyDiver…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #outroreel  

WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR THRASH is like the perfect blending of our Building The Perfect Thrash Album Vol. 1 episode from 2 years ago (Dec 8, 2022 to be exact) along with our We Sold Our Soul For Sabbath episode from March of 2024, with some ever so slight nuances to help keep things interesting.   As with our previous episodes which focused on various thrash bands from the days of yore (specifically the Top 10 Thrash Albums…And Then Some and Thrash Story Core episodes from way back in 2019, the Thrash Metal History ('81 to '87) episode from 2020, our Obscure Thrash episode from April 2021, and the most recent, our Thrash Family Tree episode from January 2024), we just decided to dig into our collective memory banks and pull up the bands and the tunes that help to make us feel more alive…sort of like the feeling “when a breeze blows past your bone”.   Similar to the above referenced thrash-centric episodes, the majority of the songs we discussed are by old school thrash bands we grew up with, many of which have “grown up” themselves and are still crushing, destroying, and head banging away to this very day worldwide.   Also note that, unlike We Sold Our Soul For Sabbath, this is not our version of a “thrash greatest hits” album (although it could certainly qualify as part of a multi-volume “Best of Thrash” box set). There were no repeats, and a few surprise choices that would have made us wet ourselves had we had access to it back in the day. There's no voting, there's no ranking, we're simply indulging in one of the greatest genres of metal ever to exist.   Prepare to behold another horrifying example of “vomit cuisine” after fixing yourself a heaping helping of “ham salad”, discover why “newd” is better than “all dressed” (especially when it comes to “slider buns”), learn why “the head game” is a good barometer for “the main course and the dessert” and worry not, because this episode is (for the most part) NOT “gonna end up being about roast beef sandwiches”.   Get ready to embrace your inner thrash bone and JOIN US for a dual named episode with one unified purpose, because since WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR THRASH we are offering up to you our 2nd Installment of BUILDING THE PERFECT THRASH ALBUM. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I figured out something the other day…”/ “Go ahead…with the thing that's going to be about #roastbeefsandwiches …”/ #perfection / “The key to doing an effective…#DonaldTrumpImpression …”/ “He's totally gonna come back…”/ “I'll start watching #CSPAN and jerking off…”/ #amitheonlydarkone? / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Let me go kill the dogs, hold on…”/ #DecimationASMR / ***Side Note regarding  #housewolfrecords and #RichWard and #TheDukeOfMetal and #StuckMojo ***/ #Heavy1 #Rising / “Around the world in a #usedcondombasket …”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #suckingitdown / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #TerrapinBrewery #MooHoo #eightpointfiveABV / #RussellsAlcoholReflectionsASMR / “This is a beer…”/ #thickandfull / #TheVerdict / “Dave Ramsey…or Dave Portnoy?”   (07:37): “There's almost a #subpodcast about eating out and #shittippers and #hospitality and…”/ #wintertime / “Watched a couple of cool movies…”/ #SNL #SaturdayNightLive #CocaineAndChaos / “That should be the name of it…”/ #cocainestroke / #markthetime / #Filth / “It sounds dark and dirty and scary…”/ #whatsitcalled / “It's like #Snatch but with Scotsman and murder…”/ #BuyNow #Consumerism / “It is a cancer all unto it's own…”/ #massconsumerism #materialism / #NothingButAGoodTime #Audiobook / “Wait…there's a #Netflix2?”/ “#Hairmetal killed metal…”/ “The music industry does that with ANY genre…”/ “The most talented?” / “It's like going from #ShoutAtTheDevil to #TheaterOfPain…”/ #Winger / #ReallyTalentedHairMetal / “Empire was their #BlackAlbum …”/ “Can I trouble you for a #halfski?”   (17:56): PATREON SHOUT OUTS!!! / “I didn't say #shitfucking this time…”/ #Warning #MetalNerderyShirt / “Hopefully he gets laid for the front and the back…”/ #frontandback / #thickandfull / ***Give us a call and leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182, email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or check us out on the social media at #metalnerderypodcast *** / #oldschoolmetalnerdery #milley / “You've gotta tell the listeners what it is…”/ “It's not Phil…Jonathan maybe?”/ #ViolentMind aka #JonathanPhil / “We got another email…”/ “I like the paranormal…”/ #CorrosionOfConformity #LynyrdSkynyrdCover ON THE HUNT #Metallica #AYearAndAHalfInTheLife / “Is he from down under or is he from up top?” / “I've got a quick rant real quick…”/ #TeslaTruck #CyberTruck / “Dude, they're $85K, bro…”/ #bulletproof / “#RemoteViewing and #MKUltra is in full effect…”/ “Why not make bathrooms all stainless steel?”/ “You gonna go kill the dogs…again?” / “The state that sells the most electric cars has the most rolling blackouts…”/ #brightness and #brownouts    (29:00): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  WE SOLD OUR SOULS FOR THRASH!!! / #tobefair to episode 172…we can't repeat…/ “We're not voting…”/ #Metallica HELPLESS (The $5.98 EP – Garage Days Re-Revisited – 1987) / “Imagine…#Justice with that mix…”/ #TurnItOffNow / “Let it ring out…”/ #metalconspiracytheories / “It's Sunday, it's a good day for it…”/ #Forbidden ONE FOOT IN HELL (Twisted Into Form – 1990) / “That'll clean you out on a Sunday…”/ “It gets me in the mood today…”/ #Slayer GHOSTS OF WAR (South Of Heaven – 1988)  / #perfecttiming #CBLE / “When you have a moment…it's like when a breeze blows past your bone…” / #TheLastWillAndTestament #Opeth / “Remember those #PepperidgeFarm cakes? It's like that, but it's metal…”   (43:40): “Canadians, they like #AllDressed…”/ “I want mine #newd man…I like my chips newd…”/ #SacredReich SURF NICARAGUA (Surf Nicaragua – 1988) / “HaHA!”/ “QT is supposed to have #freeair WTF!?” / #WrathchildAmerica GENTLEMAN DEATH (3D – 1991) and also // (PARALLELS) / “Can we have a replacement?” / “11?”/ “We should give ourselves at least one or two #getoutofjailfreecards …”/ ***Go check out #SoulsAtZero “A Taste For The Perverse” ***/ #sliderbuns / “Wait a minute, he said #doubleup what do you mean by that?” / #TheAccused THE BAG LADY SONG (Martha Splatterhead's Maddest Stories Ever Told – 1988) / “You either get it or you don't…”/ “You either like it…or you don't…there's no middle ground…” / “That's a great house…”/ “Isn't there a difference between 70's and 80's…versus now…?” / “Whatever, it's the same thing…” / “I can't get my mouth around all of it…”/ “If the NIP is that big…”   (1:01:24): “I'm having a hard time…”/ #Anthrax I AM THE LAW (Among The Living – 1987) / #thickandfull / “Who's Anderson?”/ “I feel like that guy would whoop his ass!”/ “Might even penetrate him, you never know…sometimes it happens…”/ ***NOTE:  Go check out our #RobDukes #Exodus episode*** / #Exodus RAZE (Shovel Headed Kill Machine – 2005) / “Having kids, having families, getting divorces…”/ “I don't know if I can top that…”/ #ExodusTingle / “I suck at gambling, dude…”/ #Forbidden THROUGH EYES OF GLASS (Forbidden Evil – 1988)  / “STFU right now!” / #onmicburp / #weedlywooASMR / “Somebody, back in the day…”/ “Now he's gonna shit all over singers…”/ #ThrashMetal #InstagramPage / “They're kinda the same thing…”/ “I got one…”/ “That sounds like that would have been right at home in 1986…”/ #Pantera DEATH RATTLE (Reinventing The Steel – 2000)    (1:15:40): “How many more are we gonna do?” / #Slayer CAST THE FIRST STONE (Repentless – 2015) / “I learned from the master…do it again…”/ “You're gacking…gacking is a thing…”/ “If your #headgame is good…the assumption is…”/ #appetizers #maincourse #dessert / #StormtroopersOfDeath #SOD SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE (Speak English Or Die – 1985) / #Metallica WHIPLASH (Kill ‘Em All – 1983) / “The first Metallica song I ever heard in my life…”/ “AWWWW, fuckin' DAMN!!!” / #Testament FALL OF SIPLEDOME (The Gathering – 1999) #whatsitcalled? #metalasfuck / “I've been missing out…”/ #HamSalad #BigDaddysBBQPit / “No, his voice got better…”/ “I don't normally pick THIS band…”/ “You know what I like even less than that?”/ #Anthrax INDIANS (Among The Living – 1987) / “The show has…grown…and has gotten ever so much better…”/ ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #untilthenext #outroreel 

AENIMA, the 1996 album from progressive metal shamans TOOL, is a progressive, heavy, and atmospheric album loaded with layers and layers of sonic texture that should be enjoyed with headphones to ensure the ideal experience. In short, if Tool is the metal community's Pink Floyd, then AENIMA is most definitely their Dark Side Of The Moon. And as with any prog album of such incredible quality, you must listen to it “front to back”, in its entirety because it's truly a “start to finish” experience.   You may recall that we did an album dive of this many, many moons ago, right around the time of the COVID pandemic, during the “B.R.” period. It was a Metal Nerdery two-some, it was done over a Zoom call, it was definitely weird, and it was the only time we ever “did it” with only “two thirds the nerds” (it's episode 38, released April 2, 2020, btw. You've been warned).   Always remember to reach “Finger…knuckle…elbow…and shoulder deep inside the borderline” in order to properly clean out and prepare for your upcoming “analectomy”. Prepare to enjoy “The BALLS of satan” (“Und keine eier”), enjoy some reflections regarding ample “shoulder tits” that were shown “at a bar”, and a bunch of assorted “piss hockey snot” associated with “where rich people live (and eat) in Atlanta”.   Be advised that “white people rapping is kinda like girls talking about football” and remember that a hilariously, weird threesome is always better than an unfunny, awkward twosome. Happy Turkels to all, enjoy some “Harry Manbackshadowing” reflections, revel in the infinite comedy genius of Bill Hicks and JOIN US as we strive for redemption with a full power threesome and dive “colon deep inside the borderline” with TOOL's AENIMA.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #onewhiterapper / “White people rapping is like girls talking about football…”/ “You welcome to #RapNerdery …”/ “What do you mean no? You can't show your tits at a bar?”/ #shouldertits / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #youcantdothat #noneofthat / “These people listening to us are smart enough to know the difference…”/ / ***WELCOME BACK TO METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Why does he gotta be suckin' it down?” / #throwinitback #chugginit / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “I don't know WTF this is…”/ #ninepercentABV / “It reminded me of #roostersauce …”/ #siracha / #gamecocks / “This ain't gonna work…”/ #theverdict / “I'm gonna finish it…”/ “It takes something special to blow your hair back…”/ “That's too much money…for one person.”/ “They're not paying the same tax rate…”/ #toiletwings by #OperationOrangeTits   (10:28): ***Feel free to email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or hit us up on the socials at #Facebook or #Instagram or #YouTube at #metalnerderypodcast or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #emailsegment / “They reduced the seating but made it more better…”/ #Gimmick NOT FOR YOU (“It's very riffy…”) / “#Metalcore definitely metalcore…”/ DROWN IN REGRET / “Let's check out the other one…”/ “It's not ‘brutal riffs'…”/ “I'm all about the most qualified…”/ #fooddisappointmentASMR #chickentits / “I pulled it out and kinda squeezed it…”/ “Here's something kinda cool…on the opposite spectrum…”/ #RussellsReflectionsFineDiningEdition    (21:00): “What's the name of the place?”/ #RussellsEndlessReflectionsASMR / “That's it!” #Superica / “Flo's has lost my business forever…”/ “Al Capotle? He was a gangster…”/ “It's been a long time since going to a restaurant and being wowed by the food AND the service…”/ “I wanna go to a place that blows my butthole back…”/ #tongueandgroove / ***PATREON SHOUT OUT*** / ***You can JOIN US and be a part of the Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***“You know you can do this without cursing…”/ #pisshockeysnot / #RussellsReflectionsHospitalityEdition / “#COVID killed the restaurant business…”/ #suggestedtip / #shittipper #twothirteenanhourplustips / “There's some people that don't tip AT ALL…”/ #shittipperalright / #antipickuplines / #VladTheInhaler / “No I didn't and it doesn't matter at this point…”   (37:12): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  TOOL – AENIMA (2nd Edition) / “It was weird…”/ “A threesome is always better than a twosome…”/ Released September 17, 1996 / “This is #DarkSideOfTheMoon style…”/ Dedicated to #BillHicks / “He's suckin' his own wanger…”/ “My mouth gets old…”/ “They are our generation's #PinkFloyd …”/ STINKFIST / “Oh, it's a LADY!”/ “Finger…knuckle…elbow…shoulder…”/ “I could probably just squeeze out her intestines…”/ #analectomy / EULOGY (NOTE: That's a talk box) / “To this end you must die, you must be crucified, for our sins and our lies, goodbye…”    (53:50): H. / “That's a bass tone, dude…” / “Doesn't it sound thick? Girthy? Robust?” / #RussellsReflectionsToolTriviaASMR / “He reminds me of a darker, eviler #AlexSkolnick …”/ “She's so hot, dude…you get #leighed when you get off the plane in #Hawaii …”/ “That's the hottest woman in America…”/ “That's my fantasy…”/ H. (continued…because we needlessly interrupted…sorry about that…) / “It's not heroin…”/ #whitestripe / “It's heavy and atmospheric at the same time…you kinda have to listen to this in its entirety…”/ #fronttoback / USEFUL IDIOT / “He didn't need to…”/ FORTY SIX & 2 / #cantbeloudenough / “There's a LOT going on…”/ “I know that's a terrible segue…”/ #throatsinging / “Every country's got talent…”/ “She looks great for 84, dude…”/ MESSAGE TO HARRY MANBACK / “That's creepy…”   (1:10:04): #transgentional / #HotCarlson / HOOKER WITH A PENIS / “Is it time for an INTERMISSION?” / JIMMY / “Is this a #WhiteClaw?” / “It's like carbonated vomit…just what vomit needs…”/ #whisperingASMR / “I didn't realize there was 2 different bass tracks…” / #usethoseheadphones / “Are we on this again?” / #littlewhitestripe / “It's gotta match…”/ “His downstairs matches his upstairs, all day long…”/ “We need to do a Yngwie Inside The Metal…”/ “He looks bored…” (1:21:12): DIE EIER VON SATAN (The BALLS of Satan) / #hashcookies / #industrialmetalASMR / PUSHIT / “That sounds like Lateralus…”/ “It's modern psychedelic music…”/ “Was it the last slurp that gotcha?” / “You know what I kinda miss? And I haven't had one in years…”/ #analoscopy / #coiler #splitter / #Konsyl / “Bulk forming…”/ CESARO SUMMABILITY / AENEMA (“Learn to swim…see you down in #ArizonaBay …”) / “Encore bonus…”/ “This you've gotta listen to with headphones…”/ (-) IONS / “Ear shockies…”/ THIRD EYE (NOTE: #BillHicks snippets from the Relentless and Dangerous albums, respectively.) / “In…out…in…out”/ “Come on dude, your balls can take it…we're almost done…”/ #markthetime / “I stick my hand into the shadow…”(of your butthole…) / “That's the name of the album…” / “The last 5 minutes alone were better than that entire episode…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #outroreel

“You were all pro-bass during the Biden years…”   The year was 1992, way back when a gallon of gas cost just over a dollar, compact discs had finally outsold cassette tapes, progressive metal masters Dream Theater released their highly anticipated 2nd album, Images & Words, and everybody got a brief glimpse of Sharon Stone's glorious “downstairs” in Basic Instinct. Prepare yourself for the most “thick and full” compilation of on-mic burps ever to appear on any podcast anywhere in the history of podcasting. Get ready to “grow your nails out and play with your hair”, go fix yourself an “egg salad, deviled ham, and pimento cheese” sandwich, discover the source of funding for every internet troll's “childhood Christmases”, and prepare to “Make America METAL Again” when you JOIN US for a trip back in time to THE YEAR OF OUR RIFF LORD: 1992. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com   Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “They were all about getting the poon…AND cocaine…”/ #DLR #VanHalen / “When I first saw the bottle…I thought “Is this creamy?” / “We're done with all that now…”/ #NoMoreDEI / “We can use the actual color words…”/ #honkybottle / #JackDanielsWinterJack / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #applejuice / “There's no burn in that at all…”/ #adultapplejuice / #soundcheck / ***WELCOME BACK TO AMERICA AND THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #MAGAA and #MAMA / “Spit on it, pee paw…”/ #hecklerbits #comedycricketsASMR #lastchoice #childhoodchristmases / “That one…you might wanna check that…maybe it was you…”/ “So here's a hypothetical…if you had to pick…which would you pick, if you had to pick one?”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, SKIP TO AROUND THE 40 MINUTE MARK…*** / “It's about what makes ME laugh…”/ #comedycomplimentsASMR #eggsaladface / “You ruined masturbation for me…”/ #onmicburp / “Does anybody like that shit?” / #pimentocheesedisgustASMR / “Remember #deviledham?” / #RussellsReflectionsFoodReviewASMR / “If it's NOT on the menu description…”/ “Texture can do a lot for food…”/ #wretchnoisesASMR / “Deviled ham sandwiches…”/ #insertvomitnoisehere / “It's probably made from #homelesspeople dude…”   (09:53): “The younger they are, the better they taste…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (***Check out #TheTrumpAngle and #OperationOrangeTwits (aka #TheTriangle #Unfiltered and #Unredacted)***) / #GranniesGoodies / “It's not overly sour…”/ #fourpointeightpercentABV / #daydrinkingbeer / #TheVerdict / “There is no Dana, only Zuul…”/ #Zebra #WhosBehindTheDoor #37Main / “#Stryper used to have a Zebra for a lead singer…”/ #thosewerethedays / “Dude your eyes got a little sad when you did that…”/ #garbageASMR / “Now comedy can be FUN again!”/ “It's either a state or its not…”/ PATREON SHOUT OUTS!!! / “They know how to get laid…these guys, fuck!” / “That's a lot of motherfuckers in there…”/ “Expedition…exhibition fights…”/ #MikeTysonVsJakePaul / #RussellsReflectionsBoxingEdition / “Probably literally and probably figuratively…”/ “You don't gnaw on somebody else's baby!”   (22:00): “It's a great day to be in America again…”/ #AlexVanHalenAudioBook / #Brothers / “He looks like a piece of furniture with a suit on…”/ #metalnerderytruckerhat / “Any happenings in metal?” / NOTE:  It was #DiaryOfAMadman NOT #BlizzardOfOzz / “This dude emptied a clip!” / #JakeELeeShooting / #onmicburp / #fuckbagisabot / #inserthecklerjokeshere / “Do people even buy coat hangers anymore?”/ ***Feel free to hit us up on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast AND email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com OR GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182 & check us out on PATREON at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***    (28:00): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  THE YEAR IN METAL – 1992 / “There's one 80's episode we haven't done…”/ “Speak for yourself…got a little yesterday…”/ #unomas / “It's gonna be one of them kinda days…”/ “That was the year I was supposed to graduate…”/ “You said you grew your nails out and played with your hair…”/ #peerleader / “Who's got the #whistlenose?”/ #YoungLife / “No, that's where all the cheerleaders hung out, and yes they did…”/ #onmicburpnumbereleven / Hair metal was pretty much done and the thrash wave was starting to crash into the shore…/ “Oh yeah…sorry, what?  You think the masks will be ready by then?” / “I don't know why they got hate…”/ “Each new decade has a decade hangover from the prior decade…”/ #BlackSabbath (Dehumanizer) / “Yeah, who cares about bass?” / AFTER ALL (THE DEAD) & MASTER OF INSANITY / “The main riff is either The Wanton Song or Lady of the Lake…”/ “I can see his teeth…” / “Did we do #LastInLine yet?” / ***Go check out our various DIO episodes***   (42:44): #markthetime #whatdoyouwannahear? / “Let's make Russ happy…”/ #FaithNoMore (Angel Dust) MIDLIFE CRISIS / “You know what? This one ain't heavy…”/ BE AGGRESSIVE (“That one's heavy…”) / “I swallow…” / “Boy, the 90's were weird…”/ “He swallows…”/ “How about some #Firehouse?” / “Do you know…that #blueballs is actually #highbloodpressure for your balls?” / #FearFactory (Soul of a New Machine) MARTYR (“It's like industrial death metal…”) / “Suffer bastards…” / “If #KISS has a whole album of nothing but this…”/ “Fear of the dog?”/ #dartpeople / “How would you like to get in a fight with a #dartist?” / #SuicidalTendencies (The Art Of Rebellion) CAN'T STOP / #StoneTemplePilots (Core) DEAD & BLOATED / #GodBlessYou / “Heroin made him sing really good…”/ #buttfirst / #Pantera (Vulgar Display Of Power) MOUTH FOR WAR / “KISS released an album called…”/ “I was trying to time it just right…”   (59:22): “Look at the #cokelines dude…there's a bunch…” / #NapalmDeath (Utopia Banished) I ABSTAIN #grindcoreASMR / “It's not super grindy though…”/ “Matt, is there anything you want to hear…other than KISS?” / #DreamTheater (Images & Words) PULL ME UNDER / “He's way better…”/ NOTE:  We were NOT saying this was Dream Theater's debut…actually we can't recall who we were talking about or which debut album we were referring to / #transgentional / “That little snippet…was really talented… #hairmetal …”/ “Not feeling the Dream Theater love…”/ “I've got one, and THEN it's your turn…” / #Helmet (Meantime) IN THE MEANTIME / “Did y'all know that #ZakkWylde played for…?” / “What did y'all like better:  Broken or Fixed?” / #NineInchNails (Broken) WISH / “But wait…there's more…”/ “It's thick and full…”/ “My veins felt like they were dancing…”/ LAST (“That's the one!”)   (1:15:05): “I'd mentioned #RageAgainstTheMachine …”/ (Rage Against The Machine) KNOW YOUR ENEMY #markthetime / “Is #Audioslave just watered down #RATM?” / #noteven / #RageAgainstTheSoundgardenMachine / “Did y'all watch #TheView on Wednesday?” #blackdresses / “If #buttitch had a face…”/ “Memes are like a base level of communication now…”/ “I thought orange was the new black…”/ #Kyuss (Blues For The Red Sun) GREEN MACHINE & 50 MILLION YEAR TRIP (DOWNSIDE UP) / “It's like highway metal, riding past some cacti, going 120 mph in the desert at night…”/ “It's like #Slayer times a thousand…”/ #Obituary (The End Complete) I'M IN PAIN / “It's Paul Stanley meets Harley Quinn…”/ #notevennoteven #twofer / “It's #ReHalloween…”/ “She did this for you…”/ “She doesn't have enough eyes to do all four…”/ “Is there something on my face?” / “You look really good for 84…”/ “Did you smoke drugs?”   (1:29:29): #BodyCount (“Was that considered #BlackMetal?”) (Body Count) THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD / “Rawlings?” / #blackdog / #Megadeth (Countdown To Extinction) ASHES IN YOUR MOUTH #showoffmetal / SKIN O' MY TEETH / #DaveMustaineRRollingASMR / #AliceInChains (Dirt) DAM THAT RIVER #alldayballs / #ilovegoblingoblincock #twofer / The most metal band of #TheBigFourOfGrunge / “We have been collectively unburdened by what has been…”/ “It's full of leftist tears…”/ “The difference between a leftist and a liberal…” / “That's why they're the Styrofoam of people…”/ “Doesn't it look like he kinda wears eyeshadow?” / #TrumpAngle #OperationOrangeTwits / “It's not an ad, let's just fucking end it…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #outroreel 

“It's an actual word, dude, I'd appreciate it if you'd recognize it as such…”   CORROSION OF CONFORMITY's 1994 masterpiece, DELIVERANCE, delivers the sonic equivalent of “Skynyrd Fried Sabbath” covered in ZZ Top gravy that instantly evokes visions of wood paneling, shag carpeting, weed, and November. In short, DELIVERANCE is the perfect soundtrack to fall. Discover the significance of “The Preamble” and understand why its importance desperately needs to be revisited. Get ready to “make it bigger” and go “busking in New York and/or Helsinki” because it's high time we end all the world's problems after you JOIN US for some “Halloween Candy ASMR” and an abundant assortment of silliness as we dig into COC's DELIVERANCE.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast   Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): “Perfect, fucking timing…”/ #introburpASMR / “By this time…when this is aired…”/ #prodcasting or #podcasting / “He may not be able to handle such power…”/ “That's why THAT dude wears the cape…”/ “Is this shirt slimming?”/ ***Check out the #metalnerderytruckerhat at our merch store at metalnerdery.com/merch ***/ #truckerhat / “I want ‘em to be red…”/ #burgundy / “Yes, please make it bigger…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #WHOA / #ramblyandburpy / “I got a very different flavor…”/ “You did your job if she looked like this afterwards…”/ #fit / “It's FIT…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Why didn't they have an #erection?” / #therugs / “Fried rice, rugs, and kung fu…”/ ***To get to #themeatoftheepisode just go to #TheDocket or skip ahead about 30 minutes…*** / #backinsidethemetalagain / #RussellsReflectionsTypeOEdition / “The beauty about art…”/ “That was like a pre-chronicles Chronicles…”/ “How's the #soberoctober going?” / #checkpoint / “I am on a weight loss journey…”/ #NoBeerNovember / NOTE:  He lied…/ “A little bit of who?”/ “We can have a beverage…” / #ridiots / “It's an actual word dude, I'd appreciate it if you'd recognize it as such…”/ “Oh for fuck's sake…does it ever get tiring?” (12:00): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #blackphilip / “Fuck your face…”/ “Thou's and Thee's…”/ #PatriceONealASMR #BlackPhilip / #TheVerdict / “It's almost like a sour…”/ “These are #glutenfree …”/ “It's 100% dick…”/ #bubbles / “4 out of 6…”/ ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / #onmicburpASMR / “Burps to all of you!”/ #burpsupermix / #correspondence ***GO CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #INSTAGRAM OR #FACEBOOK OR #YOUTUBE AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST OR EMAIL US AT METALNERDERY@GMAIL.COM OR GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #voicemailsegment / #KenFromConnecticut / #namethatriff / “They're listening…so they know all the places…people you're talking to are already listening…”/ ***Leave us a REVIEW and some COMMENTS wherever you get our podcast!!!*** /  #TheYellowAlbum / #Metallica THAT WAS JUST YOUR LIFE (Death Magnetic – 2008) / “I think I know the riff he's talking about…”/ “It's like dating a 4 and then getting a smoking hot 10…” / #brickwalledmix / “Just play your drums…”/ “Is that what he does best though?”    (25:35): “I have some #shittah from Adam…”/ #Crisix (Full HD – 2022) / THE MANY LICIT PATHS / “Is that banjo?” / #banjtar / WE'LL PLAY YOUR SHITTAH!!! / “Me likey…”/ “Some of us stayed out and rocked our balls off until the wee hours…”/ #JoeRogan #LexFridman #podcastgiants / “You hit pause…and then you come back…”/ “I've got a question for you…”/ “Sometimes I kinda like watching them better…”/ ***We've got BOLTH!!!*** / “Do you have any NEW reflections?” / NOTE: It was 2 episodes ago. / #uhhhkay / “I think it's intents and purposes…”/ #intensivepurposes / #HalloweenCandyASMR / “They've got #ReesesPeanutButterCup #easycheese …”/ “If it's the apocalypse, why are you gonna get healthy?” / ***Check out our #Patreon Halloween episode!!!*** / #clicktrack    (37:37): “Thirty seven minutes in…”/ #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  CORROSION OF CONFORMITY – DELIVERANCE / #COC #CorrosionOfConformity #Deliverance #SouthernFriedSabbath / “COC has always been different…” / “Blind was the first…”/ NOTE: It was 1991, not 1990 / “The previous stuff was a lot more hardcore…it was kinda like what #SuicidalTendencies did…”/ “It did not compute…”/ “That's a good episode idea…”/ #futureepisodeidea / “You're really writing that down…”/ “I can't read your writing dude, when's the last time you got laid?”/ #killeropener HEAVEN'S NOT OVERFLOWING / “First album with Pepper doing all lead vocals…”/ #Preamble / “You know what else has a preamble?” / #learntoswim / “So pubes, basically…they're the preamble to the vag…”/ #stinkfinger    (46:26): ALBATROSS (“Break out the weed, man…”) / “Every time I hear this, it's wood paneling, shag carpets, weed, and fall…”/ “They should do some #LynyrdSkynyrd covers…”/ ***Check out our version of Albatross on metalnerdery.com/doomsicle *** / #goblincockASMR / “We're all kinda aliens in an earth meat suit…”/ “Would you haunt me with… #onehitwonders?” / #charliehorse / “Don't you have to ultra flex to get rid of it?”/ #bless / “It's got that cool stony, doomy vibe…”/ CLEAN MY WOUNDS (“That's how the story goes…in the land of a thousand No's…”) / #allthecokelines / WITHOUT WINGS (NOTE: Matt was wrong…what he's talking about comes later…) / “Very Sabbath…that's total Vol. 4 style right there…”/ BROKEN MAN (“And don't they wish they were blessed like you…”)    (58:27): “Lock the door…he's fine…”/ SENOR LIMPIO / “It kinda has a different mix…”/ “That's #ZZTop dude…big time.”/ “You mentioned the ZZ…”/ “New York? Or Finland?” / #TwixASMR / #BillyGibbonsASMR #Busking / MANO DE MONO / “Seven Mary Three?”/ #HandOfOne? / “I'll do it and send y'all pictures…”/ SEVEN DAYS / “That's deep…”/ “I need to go on a roadtrip…”/ “Here's your special whatever…”/ #2121313 / “That exists…it's a thing…this is it…I feel it in my balls…”/ “Here it comes…”   (1:08:23): “That was a record scratch!” / MY GRAIN / “That's #southernrock all day…”/ “That's some busy bass…”/ “I've got a revelation…without this version of COC, you could not have #TheSword…”/ #OnTheHunt #LynyrdSkynyrd / DELIVERANCE / “You can practically smell the weed if you sniff hard enough…”/ “ZZ Sabbath…”/ “The movie…is that a horror movie?”/ “It's scary because…we know people like that…”/ “By the way, ladies…”/ #stopjuststop #pleasestop #itssodifferent / SHAKE LIKE YOU (“Separate by class and keep the middle low…”) / #eclectic #whatsitcalled / SHELTER / NOTE: Every #countrymusicradiostation should play this song / “So once in a while, you'd be better, listening to fools for a change…” / #glamping #Doritos / “If you've got Doritos that's glamping…”/ #RussellsReflectionsCampingEdition / “When the shit goes down, this is my spot…”/ “Anything you work for…you appreciate more…”/ #trolling / “Making fun of the fish?”/ “A four hour tour?”/ “That's beyond fresh, that's fraesh!” / #lacesout  (1:23:40): PEARLS BEFORE SWINE / “I respect bass players dude…and you too…”/ “Look for the devils in their eyes…”/ “Kinda reminds me of the end of Blind a little bit…”/ NOTE: What is “Echoes In The Well”, Alex? / “I do a pretty good #RFKJrImpression …”/ “He's not a leftist…there's a difference…”/ “Most of those first people are actually the second people…”/ “Isn't it weird…?” / “There IS a difference…most people are in the middle…but we're being forced to be tribal…”/ #legalizedrugs #fairtax / “We just solved the whole world's problems…”/ #OperationOrangeTwits / “My vagina's a little sore…”/ THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING US!!! / #TheAngryMatt / “There'll be cunt jokes for sure…I've got a #cuntchunk…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel  

On Friday, October 25th, 2024, we traveled to The Eastern in Atlanta, Georgia for the Saint Lucifer's Hospital 1920 Tour to see KING DIAMOND & OVERKILL (LIVE!) in concert, and it was everything we wanted and expected it to be: A perfect venue without a bad spot in the house, incredibly killer bands with album perfect production and sound, and absolutely ZERO traces of “party gravy” to be found anywhere on the premises.   Regrettably, we missed show opener NIGHT DEMON because we had to drive “from South Carolina” through Atlanta traffic to get to the venue and the start time of the show was far earlier than we expected, as opposed to back in the day when it was “doors open at 8, show starts at 2:30 am”.    We have an “UPDATE” from a previous episode regarding “every married man's fantasy”. It's time to give some serious thought to the “health trade-off /upgrade dilemma”, because “you know what they say about the 39-year-olds” (“the younger they are, the better they taste”), which is exactly why “you've gotta work out and stay in shape” as you get older and JOIN US for a review of KING DIAMOND's Saint Lucifer's Hospital 1920 promotional tour (in support of the upcoming new studio album, “The Institute”), featuring OVERKILL and NIGHT DEMON, and find out why it will be worth every penny.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast   Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “…as a lube.” / #lasttangoinparis #butterbutthole / “He buttered her butthole…and then he buttered her butthole…”/ “Why get new fans when you can just run ‘em out?” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “A little rambly and a little burpy as well…”/ #franklytiresome / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST AT BEAUTIFUL BUNKERPOON INTERNATIONAL STUDIOS!!!*** / #nosoundtrack #taketwo #fixitinpost / “Thanks to Billiam…”/ “I'm not a #shittipper …#shittipperalright …”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “I grabbed this #GraveyardShiftIPA …”/ “It's all shaft…that's the best part…”/ #theverdict / #sevenpercentABV #daydrinkingASMR / “Fruity carpet… a little green.”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET OR SKIP TO THE 20 MINUTE MARK…***   (05:16): “Dude, you're like a mirror that goes on forever…”/ “I feel like I need to bring over some #Ascension music for the #PatreonShoutout …” / ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / “You can do whatever you want…he beat me to it.”/ #blessing / “That's a lot of M-F'in's…”/ “How about the correspondences…” / “If you feed it, it grows…”/ #healthtradeoff #testosterone / “I don't want to…but I seem to finish sooner than necessary…”/ “I saw him doing the knee lifts last night…”/ “Yeah, it's number 4…”/ #angrymattpodcast / “That's gold…”/ #angrytaintler / #voicemailsegment / ***YOU CAN CHECK US OUT AT #INSTAGRAM & #FACEBOOK & #YOUTUBE AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST & YOU CAN EMAIL US AT METALNERDERY@GMAIL.COM & YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “I hope your dream comes true…”/ #hornsup / ***UPDATE TO THE STORY*** / #breakingnews #TheBunkerpoonReport / “Let's do another one…”/ #whatsitcalled / #whitetails / “That's a good thing…”/ “You think they're into #BDSM?” / “The cuter/younger they are, the better they taste…”/ #markthetime / #okiedokie / #milfdream / “You've gotta work out and stay in shape…”/ #BunkerpoonHealthCorner / WE'LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #DemonHunter DEFENSE MECHANISM (feat. Max Cavalera) / “It was like 3 a.m. and EVERYTHING is loud…”   (20:00): #TheDocket / “So last night…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  KING DIAMOND & OVERKILL CONCERT REVIEW / #TheEastern / “Very nice… #freeparking…”/ Reflecting on past #Overkill shows / “The whole #FuckYou thing was great…”/ #DontBeAPussy / NOTE:  They've got 40 years of shit… / “The sound was perfect…”/ “The bathrooms are clean and nice…” / #partygravy / #insertvomitnoisehere / “What was the place that had a trough?” / “Is this where all the dicks hang out?”/ NOTE:  Actually, it was $18…AND we got shorted a beer / “You know what though…out of fairness…”/ “That's a far cry from the old days…”/ #NightDemon OUTSIDER (Outsider - 2023) / “That's like a heavy #KISS…”/ “You wanna grab one more?” / WELCOME TO THE NIGHT (Darkness Remains – 2017) / #softintro / “It's almost like #victorymetal kinda…but not…”/ “It's like a weird cross between Paul Stanley and 80's power metal…”/ “It's like wearing dirty cowboy boots with a tuxedo…”/ #cowboyboyts   (32:50): #Overkill THE SURGEON (Scorched – 2023) / “His voice still has so much power…he sounded so good…”/ “There was one part…he kept getting higher…”/ ROTTEN TO THE CORE (Feel The Fire – 1985) / #allthecokelines / “I think his voice even sounds better now…”/ #fistfulofsteel #vulgardisplayofmetal / “What was the song that sounded like #GarageDays?” / BRING ME THE NIGHT (Ironbound – 2010) / “It's almost the same riff…same phrasing…”/ “That's 80's metal all day, in your face, in your balls, on your stomach, on your cheeks, on your back…everywhere…”/ “That does sound like Helpless though…”/ FUCK YOU (Fuck You And Then Some – 1996) / “We don't care what you say…”/ “Is your daughter home?” / #fuckyou / “They need to make that a tour shirt…that should be the name of the next album…” (41:55): “Did that light just turn on by magic?” / “It comes on whenever you say fuck you…”/ #KingDiamond / #TheKing / “Pardon me…”/ “They were playing some cool in between set songs…”/ NOTE: It's a thousand kings, not years (re: The Wizard) / “I got every penny's worth of my money out of that show…”/ #SaintLucifersHospital #TheInstitute / “It's like #DisneyOnIce…PLUS”/ #Myrkur / ***Check out our recent #KingDiamond episode!!!*** / “What's the name of the female vocalist?”/ “Yeah…39…you know what they say about the 39 year olds…”/ “What if podcasters get her absolutely drenched down there?”/ “And the dude is 68 years old!!!”/ “They were loud as shit!” / “I knew going to see it live was going to be killer…and it was.”/ “It's a metal #shockopera is what it is…”/ #musicianship / ***GO SEE KING DIAMOND ON THIS TOUR!!!*** / #willcall #ticketbastard / “He's only like 40 years older…”/ “Elvis meets Conway Twitty meets King Diamond hair…”/ #RussellsReflectionsBathroomEdition / “He played everything I wanted to hear…”/ “Oh…behind us…(NOT a part of the show…)” / “She hit the stairs hard…”/ “Nobody wants help…when you're hammered…”/ “What about the drive through the 3rd world country to get there?” / “NOW you're gonna do the accent…”/ “That's Mexico…that's also Mexico…”/ #fullblownracist / “Oh wait, I've got some more…gimme a minute…”/ “We're still alive and there's still metal…”/ “OMG there was more than just one…”/ #hotmetalgirl #noundies / SHRINE (The Dark Sides – 1988) / “And it sounded just like that…”/ ***Go to kingdiamondcoven.com for tour dates!!!*** / “You might get one for free…”/ “It's not funny, it's called passion…”/ “You DO understand there's a difference…”/ ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #untilthenext #outroreel

“Dude, you know you can donate plasm…” Because of the obvious “Halloween tingle” wafting through the Bunkerpoon, we decided to finish out “the month of Halloween” with a rrrrrevisitation of the grrrrreen tinted, goth infused, Sabbath inspired doom metal druids hailing from Brooklyn, New York known as TYPE-O-NEGATIVE.    To be fair, “technically” we have already done an INSIDE THE METAL featuring TYPE-O, but that's been (approximately) 3 years and 10 days ago, and A LOT has changed since then, not only with regard to the world at large but also with the quality of this podcast as well. Having said that, we felt that discussing more TYPE-O-NEGATIVE made perfect sense, as their catalog (and our podcast) is all about “thickness and girth.”   HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL!!!  It's time to put on your “platfoam shoes” and get ready to r-r-r-r-r-roll your R's while trick or treating with “Tom Johnson” during our “pre-Chronicles Chronicles” Halloween event in the Bunkerpoon Dungeon. Remember that “Summer's Eve” is not the same as “Summer Breeze”, discover the proper way to prepare “a handheld” and JOIN US via the “Interdimensional Bunkerpoon Portal” as we go (BACK) INSIDE THE METAL (AGAIN) with TYPE-O-NEGATIVE.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode   Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Only when you let me do #buttstuff …”/ #perfecttiming / “Just a minute…”/ “Why is yours always so sticky?”/ #markthetime / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It's a button and it's a tingle…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST HERE IN THE BUNKERPOON DUNGEON!!!*** / #onmicburpASMR / #HalloweenTingle / “This is a #PreChronicles Chronicles…”/ #BritnyFox / “Bass is one thing but guitar!?”/ #TomJohnson / “Somebody's got the tickles…”/ #HAARP #pollen #ragweed / “I don't know if it's period weed or not…”/ #earbook #RHTS / “Ohh noooo….”/ #bunkerpoonportal / “That is NOT the docket…”/ “It's all the same…”/ “Let's give him a second…he's gotta get it worked out…you good buddy?” / #imacowboy / “He's a tall dude…”/ “Yeah, he had a nine-inch dick…”/ “You don't lead with that!”/ #RussellsReflectionsEarbookEdition / “Does this motherfucker EVER shut up!?” / #STFU / “Sometimes there is such a thing as bad publicity…”/ #Supergroup #VH1/ “If you could have a wife that's a #pornstar who would you pick?”/ #stagenames #personalitydisorders / “If I was gonna be #DickTaintler all the time…”/ #AngryDickTaintlerPodcast / “They both gotta be topless…with their buttholes showin'…”/ #buttholehair #butthairholes / “He had a Spanish name…”   (16:45): “So he's halfway there…” / “Sounds more mobsterish…” / #RussellsReflectionsRepeated / “A week later…he was drowning in poon…”/ ***PATREON SHOUTOUTS!!!*** / #PatreonShoutouts / ***WE THANK OUR PATREONS AND IF YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN US ON THE PATREON, YOU CAN DO SO AT patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Dude, that's about the gayest thing you've said on this show…”/ “Dude, you know you can donate plasm…”/ #plasma / “I get confused…”/ #gasmplasm or #plasmgasm / ***You can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or hit us up on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast OR you can give us a call and leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182!!!*** / “What's the point?” / “What's weird about it?” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #HorrorMovieASMR / “It's a little late for that…”/ #whatsitcalled? / “It's low budget, but it's fun…”/ “There's gotta be porn…”/ “I got a food thing to share…”/ #ZaxbysTacoReview / “They're sorta like dicks…”/ #unburdenedbywhathasbeen / “You smear it together…and then you fold and roll…”/ #foodreviewrage / “I don't want a whole #creampie of sour cream…”/ “That's why I've given up on #Chipotle…”/ #handheld / “#HalloweenDay …really?” / “Remember back in April-ish…”/ #ultrahammered #DamageInc #blackout #backscratch / “It was a gash…”/ “I wasn't babysitting you…”   (32:24): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  TYPE-O-NEGATIVE – (BACK) INSIDE THE METAL (AGAIN) / “We did an #InsideTheMetal on #TypeONegative 3 years ago…”/ “We missed a bunch of things…” / #InsideTheMetalVolumeTwo / “This is much more #Carnivore than any of their other albums…”/ “What IS the cover on this?” / “What do you wanna hear!?” / Slow, Deep and Hard (1991) / XERO TOLERANCE / “And now, you die!” / #surfmurdermusic / “This is #HalloweenAsFuck right here…”/ “Oh I know what THAT is…”/ “It's kinda touchy racist…”/ “If they weren't lying political whores, they would be homeless…”/  The Origin of the Feces (1992) / “It was their #LiveUndead …” / ARE YOU AFRAID?/GRAVITY / “It sounds like #TheMasquerade to me…”/ “I'm just a fireball…”/ “What's the (guitar) amp on this one?” / “I can see God!” / “It was at #TheInternationalBallroom … the #WREKage benefit…”/ HEY PETE/PARANOID / “This is VERY different than what you're used to…”   (50:11): Bloody Kisses (1993) / “Let's pretend your hand's a penis…”/ “I've thought about buying one of those things…” / “When #fuckbots become readily available and affordable…would you get one?” / “It's doing what she should be doing…”/ MACHINE SCREW / “No #cokelines for that one…that's a German girl…”/ CHRISTIAN WOMAN #CorpusChristi / “I love the birds…”/ “If they didn't have keyboards, it'd be a different band…”/ “We do need to play number 5…” / KILL ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE (“Not us, but the rest of ‘em…like 98% of ‘em…”) / “That's fucking #KISS dude…that song should be called KISS!!!” / BLOOD & FIRE / “The first album was basically the end of #Carnivore and the beginning of Type-O-Negative…   (1:00:28): October Rust (1996) / BAD GROUND (“I get it…”) & UNTITLED / MY GIRLFRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND / “This organ sounds like Halloween…”/ “Maybe a second of the Neil Young cover on here…”/ “Well, so was Summer's Eve (?)…”/ “They're not cinnamon, dude…they're chocolate…”/ CINNAMON GIRL / “WTF happened to your voice?” / “I gotta tell y'all something real quick…”/ “There's gonna be a #splitter coming out of me later…”/ #ketoflu / “That was a long story to get to ‘this is pollen'…”/ “Well, we've all been going back and forth…”/ World Coming Down (1999) / “You've gotta open with SKIP IT…”/ “That's how you top Bad Ground…”/ ALL HALLOWS EVE / “I can totally do it with mucus…”/ #platfoamshoes / “I do…I look amazing.”/ “Across America, black haired tattooed chicks are dropping their panties…”/ “It's like Halloween Sabbath…”/ “You're saying they created their own #genre?” / “The 2nd time I did #LSD I was listening to this…”/ CREEPY GREEN LIGHT / “This is your favorite band and you're destroying this moment…”/ “That's Halloween all day…”/ “He does it effortlessly…”/ #rollingtheRs / The Least Worst Of (2000) / BLACK SABBATH (FROM THE SATANIC PERSPECTIVE) / “Oh it's thickness alright…girth, THAT is the sound of #TypeONegative…pure girth…”/ “I like the bubbles…”/ “They're singing in Latin now…”/ “Name that song, Billiam…” / #KillingYourselfToLive #FairiesWearBoots / “They throw in Sabbath references all day long…they opened the show with #Cornucopia…” / “When he opened for #Danzig…”/ “So when's the next #Doomsicle song?”   (1:23:11): Life Is Killing Me (2003) / “My dick took out the whole centerfold…”/ “Guys are visual…”/ LESS THAN ZERO (

“Are you comparing King Diamond to KISS!?”   KING DIAMOND is the undisputed champion of all things dark & creepy that scarify & terrify throughout the metal multiverse. In our humble opinion, The King should be deemed the official ambassador of Halloween. Through the use of the creative forces granted unto him by his Scandinavian homeland (and perhaps with a little supernatural assistance for added evilocity), The KING has been unleashing terrifying tales of gothic horror backed by a progressive power metal soundtrack that have been scaring the Hell out of audiences for nearly four decades (even longer if you count his time in Mercyful Fate). There can be no doubt that he is THE premier horror metal storyteller of all time, “The KING” if you will.   When in doubt, always remember The King Diamond Paradox: “King Diamond IS Mercyful Fate AND Mercyful Fate IS King Diamond!!!”   Get ready for a bit of trivia regarding the music video for “The Family Ghost” and find out which former heavy metal haunt in Atlanta was legitimately (actually) haunted. Understand that it's always better to go with “a super smart 6 than an ultra dumb 9” because without adequate brainpower, there's “no bone movies” (especially if she insists on “using her teeth every time”). Discover “the worst part about being married”, pay tribute to the “chili dog queen” and JOIN US for a trip through the gruesome tales of twisted horror from the mind of Hvidovre, Denmark's metal master of the macabre, KING DIAMOND. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode   Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast   Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): #herewego / “It always starts with…”/ “Remember that band #TNT…#10000LoversInOne …”/ “…in one…”/ #checkpoint / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST DEEP WITHIN THE BUNKERPOON DUNGEON!!!*** / “I was told that's actually a genius idea…”/ “You could just not drink Monday through Friday…”/ #GregorianCalendar / “He worked Saturday…Sunday He took the day off…”/ #MetalNerderyPodcast #HeadCageAlbumDive #Anniversary / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #albumcover #ThreeHeadedMonster #ImperialRedAle / “It's carpet…”/ #eightpointonepercentABV / “#RedStripe is my favorite beer…”/ “That's like having a girlfriend that just insists on using her teeth…”   (06:13): “What's been going on, fellas?” / “They NEVER, NEVER flood, they NEVER get rain like that…” / #NorthCarolina #HurricaneHelene #Flooding #HAARP #suddenlyscience / “Call it a #DEW if you want to…”/ “They Maui'd it…”/ #onmicburp / “How'd you figure it out?”/ “They are pure corn syrup…”/ #candycornASMR / “Mark his words…and his time…”/ “Did y'all fist…after?” / #youvegottafist / “We've been on FIRE lately!!!” / #comedygoldASMR / ***PATREON SHOUTOUT*** / ***You can JOIN US on #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast and you'll instantly become a #poonmagnet!!!*** / “It's not part of their name, but we recognize them that way…”/ #HailAndThankYou / “Don't say dropped…”/ #correspondancees ***YOU CAN CHECK US OUT ON THE #SOCIALMEDIA AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST, YOU CAN EMAIL US AT METALNERDERY@GMAIL.COM OR YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #scoobitabosh / “…and play.”/ #BigMac #EmberingEffigy #metalsubgenresASMR #StonerDoom / “I didn't think of it that way…” / “I always thought #sludgemetal was like #DOWN and #COC but I could be wrong…”   (15:42): “Man, I do…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “I had 2 salty dogs before the show…”/ #markthetime / “He just rips peoples faces apart…”/ “Sounds like the #JohnWick of #UFCFighters…”/ #asstech? or #Aztec? / “Saw the new #SalemsLot remake…”/ “Oh, I've been #earreading and now I'm on #NothingButAGoodTime …”/ #hairmetal #eightieshairmetalstory / “That was a pretty good #ZakkWylde impression…”/ “You know what's weird, dude?” / #battleaxeASMR / “Mopple the Hoot…”/ “They keep getting told they're dinosaur music…”/ #MTV / “That was their viral, in the old days…”/ #wellplayyourshittah / #DreamTheater ***New Album: #Parasomnia in Feb. 2025!!!*** / #AMillionViewsInOneDay NIGHT TERROR / “It's very Slayer…”/ “It's metal porn…”/ “Nah, they've got some hooks, dude…”/ “Back to the cheesy book I'm reading…”/ “Let me guess, named for #cocaine?”/ “I'll out-guitar you, bro…I can sweep faster than you…”/ “Did you ever hear that story?” / “We should be saving this gold for #TheChronicles …I kinda thought Bill wanted to do a #KISS #InsideTheMetal …”   (31:31): #TheDocket / “October transforms to Halloween on October 1st …”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  KING DIAMOND – INSIDE THE METAL / “I'm gonna sell ‘em individually…”/ #analbraid / A little backstory regarding our history with #KingDiamond from back in the day / #KingDiamondIsMercyfulFate #MercyfulFateIsKingDiamond / #MattsMiddleSchoolReflectionsASMR / “I bet she's into anal…”/ Fatal Portrait (1986) / THE CANDLE #killeropener / “Nothing screams Halloween like creepy #pipeorgan music…”/ “Dearly beloved…”/ LURKING IN THE DARK    (40:00): “There's not been a lot of #bassplayerabuse over the last few episodes…”/ “We should watch a movie…”/ Abigail (1987) / “That's actually more thrashy…”/ ***GO CHECK OUT OUR #ABIGAIL AND #THEM ALBUM DIVES, AS WELL AS OUR #MERCYFULFATE EPISODE*** / This #onmicburp brought to you by #Culvers / THE 7TH DAY OF JULY 1777 #softintro / “This is one of my Top 20 all time albums…”/ “If you could only have ONE album, what would it be?”/ “Dude, that was brutal…”/ “Never picked this up until literally yesterday…if you watch the video, he's inside the #pentagram …”/ “Them” (1988) / “It's pretty black and white…”/ “It's off-putting for sure…” / “Are you comparing #KingDiamond to #KISS !?”/ “His songs are…horror stories…”/ “Did you ever hear the story about his haunted apartment in Denmark?” / #allegedly / “That would be eerie…”/ #HauntedBunkerpoon / TWILIGHT SYMPHONY / “It's the super #AJFA treatment…it's got no bottom…”/ “He's got hooks…”/ “If this had Abigail's production…”/ Conspiracy (1989) / AKA Part II of “Them” / SLEEPLESS NIGHTS / ***NOTE:  Mikkey Dee actually did play drums on Conspiracy, NOT Snowy Shaw***/ “Would you wanna have a graveyard in your backyard?”   (54:39): The Eye (1990) / “Ooh, wow…the plot…”/ ***NOTE:  Remember, almost every King Diamond album is a complete story aka #conceptalbum *** / “Killer opener has #allthecokelines …”/ EYE OF THE WITCH / “What's the #cokelinerunnerup for this?” / “Now, every now and then…if they didn't have the creepy organ…and if it was a hair metal singer…”/ “I'm still not sure what the fuck they (#Ghost) are…”/ 1642 IMPRISONMENT / “I kinda feel like that whole area influences each other…”/ The Spider's Lullabye (1995) / “They freak you out with their freaked outness…”/ “They come through the drains…”/ “It's got a pretty substantial coke line inventory…I'm feeling groovy…just a touch of goodness…”/ #PreChroniclesASMR / FROM THE OTHER SIDE / “I don't think I've ever said that…”/ “Just so you know…”/ “I think you need to have it with you…you can't say locked and loaded…”/ “Wouldn't that be cool…can you imagine King Diamond in a cowboy hat!?” / THE SPIDER'S LULLABYE / “That's fucking heavy…”/ “Soundtrack to your death…”/ ***Let the record show…***    (1:07:46): The Graveyard (1996) / “I like the purple…the darker purple…the indigo, violet, bluish purple…”/ #monochrome / “I know what she feels like now…”/ “Pretty much every song on here has #allthecokelines …”/ THE GRAVEYARD & BLACK HILL SANITARIUM / “If I start turning blue, you know what to do…a handy would probably work…”/ “What are you doing?”/ “Now this one sounds like #AJFA…”/ TRICK OR TREAT #yeahyeah / #RussellsReflectionsNonSequiturASMR / “That's just #squirting for men…”/ Voodoo (1998) / “If he wrote a horror novel, I'll bet it would be awesome…”/ “LOA” HOUSE  / “That's like old school King right there…”/ VOODOO / “Did you just refer to me as The White Devil?” / #AceVenturaASMR / “They're eating the dogs…” / “The voodoo drums…”   (1:22:22): “This is an interesting title…”/ House Of God (2000) / “That was a joke, btw…”/ “I found out…if she falls asleep after sex AND she snores…”/ “Oh you're talking about someone I know…”/ “WTF is wrong with you, dude?” / #chilidogqueen / #LMAO / “Dude, that's his line…”/ FOLLOW THE WOLF / “Prog plus power metal…”/ HOUSE OF GOD / “Dude, you drive a Nigerian Mustang, please shut up…”/ BLACK DEVIL / “Risin' up…”/ “Hey little sister…”/ Abigail II: The Revenge (2002) / “Fifteen years later…”/ “There's no end, dude…”/ THE STORM (“Thunder is the sound of lightning…”) / “That's power metal…”/ MOMMY / “That makes my throat hurt when he sings like that…”   (1:35:42): The Puppet Master (2003) / “You make-a movie?”/ “All my problems are up here, not down there…”/ “She has a friend that listens to us…”/ “So she ‘dates' him when he comes to town…so basically I need somebody to ‘date'…it's called #FWB or a #ServiceAgreement …”/ THE PUPPET MASTER (“This almost sounds like #Dethklok somehow…”) / “You make-a movie…”/ #Shhhhhh / “The hottest girl on planet earth…if she's not got some brainpower going on… it's #nobonemovies …”/ “I'd rather go with a super smart 6 than an ultra dumb 9…”/ BLUE EYES (#perfecttiming #onmicburpASMR) / “We've reached the end of the road…” / “It's early in the schedule I believe…btw, do you say schedule or schedule?” / #StewieASMR / “With her hair up like that, her nails should be like 8 feet long…”/ “I gotta be careful how I say this…”/ “The worst part about being married…”/ #blackisslimming / “Who was who?”/ “I just painted a very bad picture…”/ Give Me Your Soul…Please (2007) / “The cokeline inventory has dropped precipitously…”/ GIVE ME YOUR SOUL / “I'm not sure how I feel about it…”/ The Institute (TBA – 2025) / “That means tits, butts, and asshole…”/ “He did that song with #Volbeat … Did y'all ever hear that?” / ROOM 24 / “Dear King Diamond…”/ #finmark / “What's a Vol?” / “We can't end on a Volbeat song…”/ MASQUERADE OF MADNESS / “I kinda feel like you need the album art and the story…it's like talking about 4 pages out of The Stand or something…”/ #TheDarkTower ties into all the other ones / “Dude, you did a twofer…can you do it again?”/ “Apparently the #OldMasquerade in Atlanta was (very) haunted…” / “Two 2 hour episodes, back to back…”/ “Ohhh…The Chamber…”/ “We're like right there…” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! GO SEE KING DIAMOND ON TOUR WITH OVERKILL!!! / #untilthenext #nerdout #outroreel

“They're the Toto of metal…” In keeping with the Halloween centric theme of October, obviously we've got to talk about “devil music”, and what better band to represent “the devil stuff” than GHOST, who's not at all bashful about their utilization of Satan for inspiration. Imagine the mysteriousness of Blue Oyster Cult, but “kinda more metal, and sorta satanic a little bit”. While not overtly hateful or evil per se (as far as “devil music” goes), there is certainly a dark, otherworldly, and strangely hypnotic aesthetic to GHOST. With music containing powerful melodies & catchy hooks and lyrics incorporating a liberal infusion of “the devil stuff” (not to mention the eerie imagery, including a satanic pope and several Nameless Ghouls), listeners may experience a “flavor clash” from the resulting sonic incongruity as the music of GHOST is “kinda happyish but their lyrics are the exact opposite.” Before engaging in anything remotely fun (especially if it includes a third wheel), be sure “the math is right” ahead of time and remember that the formula is “half your age plus 7” (either way). Go ahead and crack open a can of “coconut key lime pie” and understand that even though we may have to “Ixnay on the Its-tay”, realize that Baphomet definitely has some “strong C's” and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL with the mysteriously mesmerizing sounds of Linkoping, Sweden's GHOST.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I felt kinda weird…”/ “ANYBODY could be a bass player…”/ “Ed and Lorraine Warren…”/ “All bitches do that…I don't know why bitches do that…bitches are confusing…”/ #genreverse / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #OlanMillsDay / #GrindEspressoShot (“From bean to bar…”) / “The man in the canoe?”/ #sittingontheirW / “I've never been around that man and NOT laughed my balls off…”/ #tobefair / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “You did that like a bass player…”/ #whatshistits / #boobee / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Beetlejuice #OutOfOrder #fivepercentABV #RareBrewing / “An ass full of shit?”/ “That looks like an alien came in a can…”/ #TheVerdict / “It's a coconut key lime pie…”/ “It's a dessert beer…”   (10:05): “Hold on a second…”/ “You don't hear that very much anymore…”/ “They're very confusing…but they have #theentertainmentcenter …”/ “Would you not!?”/ “I gotta say this, right now…”/ #morange / “She's a lovely and talented person…”/ “You take something so pretty…”/ PATREON SHOUT OUT!!! / ***Come JOIN US on #ThePatreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #seventiespornasshole / “They might…”/ “The first time I experienced a #themthey moment…”/ #Constantine / “It is a them/they…”/ “Baphomet's got tits and a cock…”/ “Those are strong C's…those look like 18 year old, perky…”/ “Ix-nay on the its-tay…”/ #spankbank #harddrive / “Then it would be creepy, yes…”/ “It's about to get worse…”/ #AgeOfConsent is super weird / “Skating rink!?”/ “Either it's legal or its not…”/ “We don't need that kinda push…”/ “You take half your age and add 7…that's okay…”/ #onmicburpASMR / “Okay, what about the other way? Half your age plus 7…the ‘OTHER' way…?”/ “She's probably blind…at that age…you could pay somebody…” / #callback / “You're a genius dude…you should do comedy…”   (22:51): “Okay, so it's not that great of a story…”/ “I feel like you guys hate on #Deftones…”/ “There's this smokin' hot chick…”/ “She tells my wife…”/ “Apparently the girl went into detail…”/ “Can I tag on?” / “The math's wrong…”/ “You're normally not invited to something like that…”/ #standupcomedyASMR / “I've got a save as version…I'm wearing the mask, so it's fine…”   (29:40): HIT US UP on the #socialmedia at #instagram and #facebook and #youtube (and also, now on #TikTok) and email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #voicemailsegment / #godbelow regarding #Patreon and the #Godsmack episode / “Holy shit, dude, he just showed me a picture…”/ “It might be worth rolling the dice…for that…”/ #LMAO / “I recognize this number…”/ “We got one more…”/ #pissingpostASMR / “I like it when you guys get political…”/ #TheTriangle aka #ThePoliticalPentagram / #unredacted / “All you're doing is changing the name, right?”    (35:42): “Do we have a docket?” / #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  GHOST / “Is it this?” / #RayParkerJr #Ghostbusters / “Welcome to 80's Nerdery…”/ “I don't know the whole B.C. thing…”/ #Ghost #GhostBand / “He shits on everything, dude…”/ “Imagine #BlueOysterCult but kinda more metal and sorta satanic a little bit…”/ #TobiasForge is like the Dave Mustaine of #Ghost …/ “They had a vag in the group…”/ “T's and D's…”/ “It's like a #ScoobyDoo episode…”   (41:30): Opus Eponymous (2010) / CON CLAVI CON DIO / “That's kinda creepy…”/ “What are you trying to say?” / SATAN PRAYER / “It sorta fucks with your head…the music is sorta happy…but the lyrics are the exact opposite…”/ RITUAL / “Watch him become a god…”/ “It's like they made Satanism hooky…”/ “I'm not sure how to take it…”/ #incongruent / “These are happy devil dudes…”   (48:28): Infestissumam (2013) / “Wait, which one?” / “Y'all know what #thecollar is right?” / #turtleneck / DEPTH OF SATAN'S EYES / “His voice is almost mesmerizing in a way…”/ #numberonehitsingle / YEAR ZERO / “There's a part in the middle…”/ GHULEH/ZOMBIE QUEEN / “Today Satan's gonna be talking about his emotions through piano…”/ “I love #ghoulash…”/ “It's like #HalloweenPinkFloyd …”   (55:42): Meliora (2015) / “They are kinda doom metal…”/ #killeropener SPIRIT / “That's Halloween…”/ #dangole / “It's also got chugs…”/ FROM THE PINNACLE TO THE PIT / “This is probably one of their more metal songs…”/ #triumphmetal / “How can you not like it?” / “It's #happydevilmusic …”/ “Seriously!?” / CIRICE / “That's kind of a Slayer riff…”/ “What's not to like?”/ #beautifullymusically / “Where do you come up with this?” / “If you took those lyrics and that subject matter and changed every song title…” / #shockrock / #Quayer #Sleen / “Have you ever seen #Sleen in concert?”/ “She's #Frasian …she's #CanadianFrasian…”   (1:07:09): “I like that word…#macabre…”/ #ElviraMistressOfTheDark #whatshertits #ElvirasMovieMacabre / “Don't scoff, dude…let me have my moment…”/ “I didn't know her hair was fake for years…”/ Prequelle (2018) / RATS / “It's not a question, it's a statement…”/ WITCH IMAGE / “It's hard to describe…” / “It's got all the ‘other' cokelines…”/ DANCE MACABRE / “It's 80's, big time…”   (1:15:39): Impera (2022) / “Like #VoltronSatan?”/ KAISARION / “I told ya it got happier…”/ “It's a superhero song…”/ “I don't know how to digest it…it's the mixture of the two that's so weird for me…”/ “I had a good mayonnaise sandwich…”/ CALL ME LITTLE SUNSHINE / “They're #TheTotoOfMetal …”/ “This one's pretty #evilish …”/ TWENTIES / “Let's give it a second…”/ DARKNESS AT THE HEART OF MY LOVE (VAG) / “This is actually a beautiful song…which means Bill's going to hate it…”/ “I know how to take #Slayer …I know how to take #KingDiamond …”/ “The music and the vocals (subject matter) are light years apart…”/ #incongruity / #boxless / Popestar (2016) / SQUARE HAMMER / “It's the hooks…”/ “Oh, what is this?”/ #recordscratch / “I bet you they're way better live…”/ “The devil stuff gets you in the door…but the show keeps you coming back…”/ “It's almost like if #KISS had talent…”/ “I went and saw ‘em in '96…”/ “I'm sure their show is WAY better than #KISS…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “The #Chronicles are coming…”/ “It seems like you're madder than he is…”/ “She'd break your back, dude…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel  

Upon descending deep down into the dank, cavernous darkness of the Bunkerpoon Dungeon, there's a mysterious change in atmosphere that instantly transforms the entire month of October into Halloween, with all of the usual suspects present and accounted for: witches and wizards, ghosts and goblins, vampires, werewolves, reapers, reptiles, and even a little bit of good natured “Halloween themed psychic fisting” thrown in for good measure to make everything as authentically creepy as possible.   Halloween season conjures thoughts of misty mornings, the enjoyment of fresh greenery, and visions of vast landscapes filled with leafless, haunted trees towering high above a multicolored blanket of fallen, lifeless leaves. In addition, the Halloween season helped trigger numerous discussions regarding the creepiest songs from the greatest bands throughout the entirety of the metal spectrum as well as some thoughtful “vampire adjacent” meal prep for when Vlad just wants to get out of the city and go camping in the woods for the weekend.   Get ready to “put on a Russ mask and take one for the team” and prepare to behold some spooky on-mic burps that made the cut along with a hefty portion of “bone-in” comedy gold resulting in the enjoyment of “roast beef sandwiches on the beach”. Discover “the ultimate vampire song”, break out that good “adult” Halloween candy (the kind that Trick or Treaters will NEVER be fortunate enough to receive), and be sure to pay homage to “Macho Pichu” before you JOIN US for our 2-hour HALLOWEEN 2024 SUPER SPECIAL.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast   Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): “Yeah, keep that door open…”/ #idontfeelverygood / “Do you think it's possible…to get blown out of proportion?” / #listentothatASMR / #vagmouth / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “We did that a LOT on that last episode…” / #metalnerderyanime / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN THE DIGITAL BUNKERPOON!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “It's very comic book-ish…”/ #MasonAleworks #SevenPointOneABV #NightmareFuel #TheVerdict / “It's got the…new carpet aroma…”/ ***You can see the #albumcover of the beer if you go to the website at metalnerdery.com ***/ #revoongepoon / “I'm probably gonna do #SoberOctober and possibly beyond…we'll see.”/ #kettlebells / “That's just holding on to big balls with handles…”/ #Frasian   (7:07): ***IF YOU WANT TO SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GET TO THE DOCKET, JUST GO FIND #THEDOCKET *** / PATREON SHOUT OUT!!! (***You can join us on #patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***) / “He was the first caller…” / “Selling off their balls and their ass and their arms…”/ #lawnseats / “It sounded Frasian…”/ “I just need a hole…my hand is not enough…”/ #RussellsReflectionsAfterDarkASMR / “All of a sudden, I got a tit…”/ #nicetits #whatshistits / “Nice breasts…”/ “And yours aren't bad either, dude…”/ #upperbodynudity / #correspondencees ***COME JOIN US ON THE SOCIALS AT #INSTAGRAM AND #FACEBOOK AND #YOUTUBE AND EMAIL US AT metalnerdery@gmail.com AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou #voicemailsegment #BobFromOhio #onmicburpASMR / “We get a tit, now we get a but…”/ “She might have been influenced by Steve Vai's tits a little…” / #whatshertits / “We've got one more…”/ #Trip6 #BonJohnson and the translation…/ #CantBeLoudEnough    (22:32): “Speak your name…”/ “Can you imagine what it smelled like down there?” / #youmakeamovie / #CantBeRoudEnough / #RussellsReflectionsBobsBurgersEditionASMR / “I don't even think he says #OMG …”/ “When they loved him…before he was President…”/ “Is he Frasian?” / “I already fucked ‘em on Yelp…”/ “You got the giant bone…it was THAT thick…and THAT big…it said ‘bone in'…we're eating roast beef the rest of the week…”/ #droppingbars #comedygoldASMR / “It was 3 ½ inches thick…”/ #RussellsReflectionsVacationEditionASMR #SeaScreamer / “Yeah, they complained, we can't do that anymore…”   (33:37): “Shall we get into a docket of sorts?” / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: HALLOWEEN 2024 / “I felt bad…I was gonna suggest that…”/ #letsfist / #psychicfisting / “It's marked…”/ #Metallica – OF WOLF AND MAN (Metallica (The Black Album) – 1991) / “I never knew what he was saying there…”/ “Can you fast forward…to that creepy middle part?” / “Let the record show…one of the few moments of double bass on this album…”/ #onmicburpASMR / #werewolves / “I found something yesterday that was really fucking cool…”/ “This is a killer name and an even better album cover…”/ #SaintKarloff – PSYCHEDELIC MAN (Paleolithic War Crimes – 2023) / “I'm sensing an #albumdive in the extreme near future…”/ “It's like #Danzig singing for #TheSword …”/ “Speaking of…”/ “Bone cave escape?” / #BoneTomahawk / #TheSword – TRES BRUJAS (Warp Riders – 2010) / ***IF ANYONE HAS CAUGHT ONE OF THE RECENT #SLAYERREUNION SHOWS PLEASE LET US KNOW HOW THAT WAS!!!*** / “He probably does yoga every day…and crossword puzzles…”   (46:23): “Reaper is more Halloweenish to me…”/ “Whatever dude, it's for the Feds…”/ #threehelicopters / #conspiracytheoryASMR / #BOC #BlueOysterCult – GODZILLA (Spectres – 1977) / “I said hawk…”/ #byrequest / “I was trying to open it up…”/ “Reapers have more to do with Halloween than Godzilla…”/ (DON'T FEAR) THE REAPER (Agents of Fortune – 1976)…specifically the creepy middle part… / #MaryReilly / “If Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell…” / “Let's check it out…” / #ElectricWizard – SATANIC RITES OF DRUGULA (Witchcult Today – 2007) / “The entire whole…”/ “What about these guys?” / #TheBlackDahliaMurder – NOCTURNAL (Nocturnal – 2007) / “This is classic metal…” / “It's almost like #Death in a way…”/ #CradleOfFilth – FUNERAL IN CARPATHIA (Dusk…And Her Embrace – 1996) / “That was like the #KISS of the 90's…”/ #bloodandfire / “Did it make it better for you?” / “To me they were like #Spiderman on #TheElectricCompany …”/ “That's a weird visual, dude…” / “You can use the word ‘black', sir…”/ “It's a Nigerian Mustang…   (1:02:43): “I've got one…”/ #TheAccused – SCARED OF THE DARK, MADDEST STORY EVER TOLD, LIGHTS OUT AND THE HEARSE / “It's like going from a sprint to a walk to a sprint…”/ “One more, while we're there…”/ “These fellas did a lot of LSD…”/ “He wrote ‘Two Ass Sides'…”/ “How about a little King Diamond?” / #KingDiamond –HAUNTED (Fatal Portrait – 1986) / “Something about that album cover creeps me out…”/ “I read somewhere that King Diamond (the band) is WAY more satanic than Mercyful Fate…” / #KingDiamondIsMercyfulFate #MercyfulFateIsKingDiamond / “It's vampire related, but I'm gonna wait…”/ HALLOWEEN / “Sometimes, vampires like to get out of the city and go camping…”/ #vampirejerky #vampiretrailmix / “What's the scariest vampire movie you ever saw?” / “That's like Golden Corral being open 24/7…”/ #BramStroker #Cockula / “Is that a vampire movie?”   (1:17:35): “You guys know this one?” / #TypeONegative – WOLF MOON (October Rust – 1996) / “Would you bang a girl on her period?” / #littleredridinghood / “Put on a Russ mask…take one for the team…”/ “It's the ultimate vampire song…” / #TypeONegative – SUSPENDED IN DUSK (Bloody Kisses – 1993-DigiPak) / “This is ultra doom…”/ “Holy shit, that's slow!” / “Is that too slow for you?” / “The only thing slower and creepier than that is their cover of #BlackSabbath …”/ “What about…this?” / #Slayer –BLACK MAGIC (Show No Mercy – 1983) / “There's always room…for a little Slayer…”/ “Can we at least get to the scream part?” / “What kind of medicated lotion would you use for dick itch and/or ringworm?” / #Death – ZOMBIE RITUAL (Scream Bloody Gore – 1987) / “I already have it pulled up…if you've got it pulled up, show us!” / #BloodFeast – VAMPIRE (Kill For Pleasure – 1987)    (1:33:31): “I didn't know if he knew how to spell it…” / #Opeth – GHOST OF PERDITION (Ghost Reveries – 2005) / “It's like haunted house #DreamTheater …”/ “Get to about 5:50ish…” / #futureepisodeidea #favoritepartsofsongs / “Every time I hear it, I come a little bit…”/ #TopFiveBandsEvah / “If you could pick one band for a year…that would be the band.”/ “How many is that?” / “It doesn't matter…”/ “Ladies, if you want to send us pictures of you wearing a cowboy hat…”/ #Megadeth – THE CONJURING – (Peace Sells...But Who's Buying? – 1986) / “Can you imagine this song with today's production?” / “The master of riffs…”/ “Were you more creeped out by the song title or was it after you read the lyrics?”/ “They never spiked #TheDevilMeter for me…”/ “I gotta write that down…”/ #theymakeamovie / “The gay doesn't scare me…they're people too…” / “The P's don't get a letter…” / #RobZombie – DRAGULA (Hellbilly Deluxe – 1998) / “Strangling the worm…”/ “You got the stripper song pulled up?” / “That's a great line…”/ “He's one of those wrestler dudes…” / “Macho picho?” / LIVING DEAD GIRL / “You can smell the glitter…and the lotion…”/ “What are you thinking about?” / “I hate to say it…I have a boner…I wanna bang a goth girl…” / “Morange?” / “Y'all were talking…”/ #terribletiming / “Wait til you're 21…you too, YOU wait til you're 21…”/ #homecoming / “We almost made it to 2 hours…one more song…”/ “Here's a question: if you had to pick a Zeppelin song that was Halloween or evil…”/ “An October misty morning and wizards with weed…”/ “Let the record show that Russell reached for #TheTonyMartinEra of Sabbath…”/ “That first album is basically a Halloween album…”/ “I have to admit something to you guys…”/ #markthetime / “You know how those German girls get down…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR OUR 2-HOUR HALLOWEEN SUPER SPECIAL!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel    You can enjoy vintage Metal Nerdery Halloween content by checking out the following episodes:    Halloween 2022 (10/27/2022) Horror Metal / Halloween Metal (10/29/2020)

“It's all the same…only the names will change…”   Sometimes, just like with “identical” twins, identifying the differences between subgenres can be difficult. Sure, they may seem the same, but there are subtle differences between the two that make them unique as individuals. Similarly, as with the “speed metal vs thrash metal” debate which has persisted since the 80's, so continues the everlasting debate between Stoner and Doom metal:     Are they the same? Or are they different?  And if they ARE different, then WHAT is the difference?   In short, both Stoner AND Doom metal trace the source of each of its respective origins back to Black Sabbath, with each possessing an arsenal of crushing riffs, tuned down guitars, and slow, heavy, trudging tempos. But if there were a single distinction to draw the line between these two subgenres, then that line has to be within the lyrical subject matter, as shown by the following logic*:   IF drug references, THEN stoner metal.  IF not, THEN doom metal.    Prepare yourself for an onslaught of Nerdery off shoots, including the forthcoming (as yet to be started) “Angry Matt” podcast, prepare for our upcoming “Bon Jovi album dive”, stick around for our sandwich segment on “Sandwich Nerdery”, including a rant-filled accusation against a former sandwich giant who was wrongly accused of wreaking gastrointestinal havoc with their “muffalotta” and JOIN US as we attempt to get to the heart of the matter at hand with STONER DOOM METAL VOL. 7:  THE SEARCH FOR DOOM   *While we're well aware that this is not an exact science and our logic may seem a tad “dirty sloppy”, it's the best we could do given the circumstances.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): “I don't know if I could do the #meatsuit…”/ #Rawbanger sounds cool…/ #RussellsReflectionsHorrorMovieASMR #Longlegs / “That doesn't even look like him…”/ “My didn't talk like that…”/ “WTF does feet have to do with #buttcancer?” / #lookitup / “If I could do that, I could do yoga…”/ “That means it sucks…”/ “Axe in the back…”/ “I can't watch #thetrailer…”/ “Are there any more funny movies being made?”/ “You can taste the alcohol in it, that's all…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP TO THE MEAT OF THE EPISODE, GO FIND #THEDOCKET…*** / “It would have been a perfect time to #markthetime…”/ #LGFT #TankDog #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / ***WARNING:  #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “World has too many #probrems … open #Winder…”/ #outofcontext / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN CRYSTAL CLEAR BLURRY TECHNICOLOR…*** / #pictureday / #NewRealmBrewery #TheVerdict #HazyImperialIPA / “You know what a 96 is?” / “The dumbest sex position in the history of sex…”/ #snooch / “It's not the right angle…”/ #PornoNerdery #CountryNerdery #RapNerdery #FoodNerdery #FoodPornoNerdery   (12:50): “I wanna say this…#Publix has some good subs.”/ #RussellsReflectionsDeliDangerASMR / #JerseyMikes / “WTF happened to #Quiznos…?”/ “I exploded out of both ends…”/ “I wished the toilet had handles…”/ #LMFAOASMR / “Every restaurant has its own aroma…”/ “What about #Schlotzskys?” / “OMG, I just totally fucked up!” / #SorryQuiznos / “It was the #Muffalotta…”/ #SandwichNerdery / “Time stamp this…”/ #vomitdrawer / “Have we talked about this for 20 minutes at least?” / “Okay, quick vomit question…”/ #weirdtinglies / “Quarterly, at least…”/ “It's not a good tingle…it's not like a #heattingle …”/ “You've GOTTA take it there…”/ “Hand over mouth…and then you accidentally swallow a little bit…”/ #talesofvomitusASMR   (22:31): “How about #correspondencees…?” / “So going forward…”/ “Dude, we need to do a #BulletBoys episode…”/ ***COME JOIN US ON THE PATREON AT patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #PatreonShoutout / “For less than the price of a pack of cigarettes…”/ #BunkerpoonAfterDark / #impromptu / ***You can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com AND on the #socialmedia at #Facebook and #Instagram and #YouTube AND YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #VoicemailSegment #BigMac #EmptyPromises #EmberingEffigy / “It's EMPTY promises…”/ “Oh, I'm sorry…#BramStroker…”/ “It's all the same…only the name will change…”/ #BonJoviAlbumDive / “Always late to the party…”/ #standuphostility / “You could have your own podcast…you COULD get laid…that would help…”/ #AngryMattPodcast / “I'll sit in here and listen to that…”/ “Oh it would blow past us…”/ #daretodream   (30:28): “You got any reflections Russell?” / “He could just do it from his house…”/ #TikTokASMR / “If you do #TikTok you've gotta be a #Kommunist and…”/ #RussellsReflectionsBedtimeEdition / “Is that shocking to you?” / “Here's the best part…so then I go and I…strip…”/ #strippermusicASMR / #recordscratch / “It's a thing, apparently…”/ “Here's what I do…I just turn everything off…and boom…”/ “#BobRoss is #HumanXanax …” / #RussellsReflectionsNitaStraussEdition / “There's tons of awesome guitar players now…but in the 80's…there weren't as many as there are now…”/ “Why can women do that? A dude can't do that…”/ #uhhhkay / “Forty-one minutes in…”/ #themthey are growing #metalnerderypodcast / “That was #cathartic …” / “It's not ALL the time…”   (41:24): #TheDocket / “It's rainy outside, it's gloomy, and it's doomy…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  STONER DOOM METAL VOL. VII – THE SEARCH FOR DOOM / “I like #HatefulMatt …”/ ***Vol. VI was our 4/20 Super special…***/ #DoomMetal / “How is Doom metal different than Stoner metal? How would you articulate the difference?” / #AcidMammoth / “All of it reverts back to #BlackSabbath …”/ “I remember hearing #Candlemass on #WREKage…” CANDLEMASS – SOLITUDE (Epicus Doomicus Metallicus – 1986) / “That's the heaviest acoustic guitar I've ever heard…”/ “That's not what I think of when I think of doom…”/ “Sabbath is the beginning, they are the #AlphaAndTheOmega…they're #bolth…”/ #Pentagram PENTAGRAM – SIGN OF THE WOLF (Relentless – 1985) / DYING WORLD / “I got one, but I know for sure it's doom as fuck…” / #Solace (“Put in ‘Further'…”) SOLACE – BLACK UNHOLY GROUND (Further – 2000) / “That almost sounds stonerish…”/ “This is doom to me…”/ #ElectricWizard ELECTRIC WIZARD – FUNERALOPOLIS (Dopethrone – 2000) / “It's #bolth…” / #StonedMorose / “I'm sorry, what?” / “You always wanna fist…”/ “So far, I've not yet heard the vocals you're talking about…” / “Have you ever heard of #Pallbearer Russell?” / PALLBEARER – I SAW THE END (Heartless – 2017) / “It's like #MaidenDoom…#DoomMaiden…”/ “It's like slowed down #Mastodon…” / “What about…that?” #Goatess GOATESS – MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST (Purgatory Under New Management – 2016) / “Very #Sabbath vocals…” / “This IS more doomy than stoner…it's close.” / “Where's the REAL difference, though? / #speedmetal vs #thrashmetal / “Obviously #weed is a reference to #stonermetal…”   (1:00:14): #TypeONegative TYPE-O-NEGATIVE – RED WATER (October Rust – 1996) / #ChristianKisses / “This album makes me wanna bang #gothchicks…”/ “Does your wife know any cute single goth chicks?” / “How about #Winter that sounds like a good name…” / WINTER – INTO DARKNESS / #notontheboat / “I hope it's not 5 minutes in for the vocals…”/ #metronome / #awwwwwwwmannnnnnn / “He finally found one…”/ “That's as doomy as doom gets…”/ #Cathedral CATHEDRAL – HOPKINS (THE WITCHFINDER GENERAL) (The Carnival Bizarre – 1995) / “It's like a heavier #WASP in a way…”/ “That would be stoner metal to me…”/ #ParadiseLost / “See, that's the control we have…”/ PARADISE LOST – ENCHANTMENT (Draconian Times – 1995) / “You know what a #pianoplayer is don't you?  It's a #pianist…” / “Is #Evanescence #doommetal?” / “It's like a happier Type-O…” / “I bet her poon is sticky and sloppy…”/ #Windhand WINDHAND – ORCHARD (Soma – 2013) / “The #albumcover is awesome…just take a picture of the woods in black and white…” / “This is a lot like Acid Mammoth…it's #bolth…”/ ***Stoner Metal Volume VII: The Search For Doom Metal*** / #thrashmetal vs #speedmetal / “What's #speedmetal?” / “Really? That's #progressivemetal bro…”/ “It's not #dirtysloppy…”/ “Dirty sloppy HOW?” / “Gurl, you trippin'…”/ “It's not as clean and crisp…”/ “The next album…is more thrashy…than this one…”/ “Dopesmoker!?” / “Maybe WE create the line…when the album's about smoking weed, that's #stonermetal. When it's not but it sounds like that, #doommetal…”/ “If they're not talking about weed or drugs, it's doom…”/ #tresleches    (1:15:28): “That's the most common difference…” / #subjectmatter / “Let's grab another one here…”/ #NovembersDoom NOVEMBER'S DOOM - PLAGUE BIRD (Hamartia – 2017) / “That's doom, right?” / “It's #Halloweeny…”/ “She thinks #ACDC is #redneckrock…”/ #BlackSabbath  “This band is the #GodOfDoomMetal …”/ BLACK SABBATH – ELECTRIC FUNERAL (Paranoid – 1970) / “That's not doom…this song is absolutely doom…”/ #PaganAltar PAGAN ALTAR – CRY OF THE BANSHEE (Mythical & Magical – 2006) / “This sounds like #victorymetal…#victorydoom…”/ #Esoteric ESOTERIC – THE ORDER OF DESTINY (The Maniacal Vale – 2008) / “There you go!” / #doomvocalsASMR / “Sasquatch on lead vocals…”/ “Those vocals sounded like the #growlyvoice from #MikaelAkerfeldt of #Opeth…”   (1:23:32): “I'm wrong, I'm wrong, totally wrong…”/ #TheObsessed THE OBSESSED – BROTHER BLUE STEEL (Lunar Womb – 1991) / “He's eating a person…”/ “This is NOT doom…”/ “You wanna hear a fun fact?” / #Spotify / “The #micropenis of pizza…”/ “You're getting a mushroom on the pie…”/ #UncleAcidAndTheDeadBeats UNCLE ACID AND THE DEADBEATS – DEATH'S DOOR (Blood Lust – 2011) / “That's fuckin' Bon Scott, dude…that's harmony Bon Scott…”/ “Should we do one more and call it quits?” / #itsnotdoom #TheSword THE SWORD – THE WARP RIDERS (Warp Riders – 2010) / “They're close…I think we've established that doom and stoner are #incestuous …” / #BonJoviASMR / “Are they stoner or are they doom?” #ILoveGoblinCock #GoblinCock #GoblinCore GOBLIN COCK – WE'VE GOT A BLEEDER (Come With Me If You Want To Live! – 2008) / “Did Goblin Cock break the mold?” / #incessuous #StonerDoomMetalVolumeSevenTheSearchForDoom / “It's all the same…only the names will change…”/ #BonJoviAlbumDive / “That's top tier bass material right there…”/ “Mainly because they wore cowboy hats in the video…”/ #steelhorse / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! IF ANY OF YOU CAN TELL US THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STONER METAL AND DOOM METAL OR IF YOU HAVE ANY SHOW IDEAS, #DINGUS AND #PINGUS !!!*** / #outroreel

“That's NOT how you eat a chili dog…”   The allure of SHOCK ROCK is, has been, and always will be the LIVE component of it; being at the show and viscerally experiencing all of the sights and sounds, in the flesh and in the moment. While many artists do also have lyrical subject matter which might make them eligible for placement in the SHOCK ROCK subgenre (see also “devil stuff”), the primary component to ensure proper “shock rock” cred is the LIVE concert experience, the actual SHOW!    Whether it's spitting blood, breathing fire, or doing an onstage duet with a boa constrictor, the key to really selling (and properly enjoying) SHOCK ROCK is the actual concert experience itself (because THAT is what sells records…or used to anyway). And what better and more convenient way to illustrate this point than with a brief concert review of the ALICE COOPER/ROB ZOMBIE show that recently came through Atlanta on “Friday The 13th Eve” during the Freaks On Parade tour stop.   Just remember, “you gotta question, we've gotta answer for you”, because we're like “The Alex Jones of Metal” which means that this show is extremely “professional done”. Fix yourself a “duck sandwich” and prepare for some unexpected (and “unredacted”) Triangle outtakes along with some unbelievably stunning “suddenly science” factoids that you won't want to miss when you JOIN US as we enjoy Russell's Reflections (Concert Edition) regarding the ALICE COOPER/ROB ZOMBIE co-headlining show and dig into the unsettling, off-putting, and spine-tingling nature of SHOCK ROCK.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast   Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify   Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Nicely…” / “I wasn't ready when Bill pushed the button and then I started talkin'…”/ #harddicksandairplanes / “By we, I mean me…”/ “Like a romance novel hammer?” / #harlequin / “Did you spit in that? Did you come in that?” / #extraflavor #markthetime (“Is that the peanut butter?”) / “I did take care of the #undercarriage today…”/ #tobefair / “I think we did the best #Manscaped commercials…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Maybe like a sandy one…” / #worldhastoomanyprobrems / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Cloudy but crystal infused…”/ #vinylhifi #BlackSabbath #FisherSpeakers / “Quality lasts forever…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “I saw it, I had to buy it…”/ #hardmountaindew #fivepointzeropercentABV #GreenRebel #TheVerdict / “It tastes like a #MountainDewZero …or #DietMountainDew …”/ #heartburn vs #headache / “It's probably got #cancer in it…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR / #AliceCooper and #RobZombie / “I don't know if it was a reduction or an addition…one of those kinds of surgeries…”/ “Thank you for wearing the #MetalNerderyPodcastHoodie at the show…”/ #onmicburpASMR / “He's a good mechanic dude…”/ #magicshow / “That was with #IronMaiden…that was with #JudasPriest …”/ #RussellsReflectionsConcertEditionASMR / “How did the crowd react to him?” / “It'd be like #KISS opening for #Poison …” / #thatmakesmoresense / “It was everything I wanted to see…”/ “How old is he?”    (10:21): “Do we have any correspondencees?” / #queshion #oriental / “That's the best!”/ ***You can check us out on the #socialmedia at #metalnerderypodcast OR you can join us on the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast OR you can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com *** / #PatreonShoutOuts / “Last night AND tonight…”/ #EmberingEffigy #YonderwaysFestival / “Okay, NOW can I do it?” / ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #VoicemailSegment #WhoAreYou / “Let me do that again…”/ #djentleman #pissingpostASMR / “They're like…they're almost like #gushers…”/ #professionalsquirters / “And we have another #voicemail…”/ #FD&CYellowNumberFive / “That'll be the #hairmetal band…”/ #EmberingEffigyASMR #AllHailTheMightyDale / “That's mostly #poonmaintenance though if you think about it…”/ “Next time…we won't commit to anything…”/ “Your hair looks #totally80s …”/ #wings / “Like you're about to go fight Biff in the parking lot…”/ “He's still got hair!”/ “No you're not dude, it slims…”/ “Don't say that, dude…because now I've gotta imagine you sucking on a chili dog outside the #TastyFreeze …that's not how you eat a #chilidog…”   (19:04): “Back to the concert…”/ “What was the theme?”/ “You know dude, #KISS has done that forever…you have a defined show…that's what people go to see.” / #nitastraussishotASMR / #professionaldone / “I got a LOT of sleep…”/ “I'm not getting up at 6:43 on a Saturday…” / “It's all about the journey…” / “Zombie was great, but he did a lot of B-side stuff…”/ #yeah / “Compared to the #LimpBizkit crowd…the #Zombie show was a crowd full of #Strippers …”/ “Quick interjection…it's only you…”/ “You would be disappointed if you went to see him and he didn't play that…”/ “If I'm going to see #SammyHagar I'm not going to see #VanHalen …that's why I feel like it's weird the other way…”/ #itsaBONUS / “I can dig it…it just seems a little weird…”/ #DickFaece #DCComics or #MarvelComics / “He just spits at people?” / “Kinda like #SpiderMan with the webs but it comes from his face…” / #BramStrokersDickFaece / “No we shoot porn out back…”   (25:55): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  ALICE COOPER & SHOCK ROCK / “Alice was kinda the first…”/ #ScreamingJayHawkins / “If YOU did it…it'd be #weirdlyracist …”/ “I didn't know that #AliceCooper was the band name when they first came out…”/ #AliceDiceCooper / “That's better…”/ “Some of these I wouldn't have taken as #shockrock bands…”/ “Is that what shock rock is…the show?” / “Really, you just ‘stole' it?” / “Didn't #Coven do #McDonaldLandMassacre?” / “That sounds weirdly strange…” / #AliceCooper BILLION DOLLAR BABIES / “I didn't touch that…” / #taketwo / “We go dancing, nightly, in the attic…” / GO TO HELL (“What year was that?”) / #creepyseventiesstyle / “That's kinda heavy…”/ “I didn't imagine that…you heard it.”/ “There's motion at your #backdoor …”/ WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE / “I remember him doing this on #TheMuppets …”/ ONLY WOMEN BLEED / “This is the same melody as…is it The Writ?” / “Technically, in a way, Sabbath was kinda shock rock…”/ #BlackSabbath THE WRIT / “Isn't that #crookedcocksyndrome when you have #PeyroniesDisease?” / “That's what we just heard from Alice Cooper…”/ “I see what you're saying, but you're wrong…”/ “It's the same melody…” / #parallelthinking / “They're all ripping off #PinkFloyd…” / “We're like the #AlexJonesOfMetal …”/ “It's raining right now…I'll be right back…”   (40:22): “Y'all remember McDonaldland Massacre on #WREKage right?” / “Are there any independent witches out there?” / “I don't know that that's the same band…” / #Coven MCDONALDLAND MASSACRE / “Oh I think I do remember that…”/ “It's #acidrock man…”/ “We're gonna have to fire this up…”/ “Which do you think is more shocking? #WhiteZombie or #RobZombie?” / #WhiteZombie WELCOME TO PLANET MOTHERFUCKER / “I like the creepy film stuff in the background…”/ “Let's take the back door…” / “What were some of the #deepcuts that he played?” / “that's got an E by it, bro…” / “It's just the way you say pussy, dude…” / #RobZombie PUSSY LIQUOR / “Play number 9…” / WELL, EVERYBODY'S FUCKING IN A UFO / “Primus?” / “That's like hearing James Hetfield singing like King Diamond…”   (52:57): “How about a little #?” / “He was more all about the show…”/ “Either way…you're good.” / I HATE PEOPLE / “This is what influenced #DreamTheater totally…”/ “Maybe kinda like with #KISS …it's all about the show.” / #WendyOWilliams #Plasmatics / “I had a thing for her when I was a little kid…”/ “Produced by #GeneSimmons I knew it…” / IT'S MY LIFE (“Sounds like KISS…”) / NOTE:  it sounds like Heaven's On Fire / PIG IS A PIG (“I think it's more punk rock…”) / NOTE:  Welcome to #CountryNerderyPodcast …/ “Y'know what, I get lonely on the farm sometimes, y'all…” / “That's a #scientificfact man…dude, it's #science…” / #suddenlyscience / “All that devil stuff is considered shock rock…”/ “You're being modest, dude…” / “Look at that, KISS is right next to King Diamond on the list…”/ #KimDracula / “I'll bet that's on #YouTube…” / #alphabets    (1:01:56): “Is there anything anymore that's really, REALLY, shocking?” / “If you haven't seen #JohnWick the first one by now… #GFY and we're sorry…”/ “You fell asleep at the theater?” / #ReAnimator / “Favorite part of that movie…”/ “My masturbation game was never the same after that…” / #GWAR / “You make movie for me to watch later!” / FUCK THIS PLACE / “Did he just say ‘we fucked apes and gave birth to the human race'?” / “It's the reverse of the #MidasTouch …” / #moneygrab    (1:08:52): “We need a couple more…” / “Not sickey mouse…”/ “On #Facebook? Or like #realfriends?” / #wetalkallthetime / #Slipknot (SIC) / #drumsolo #RussellsReflections / #EloyCasagrande / “At least next time I won't have to worry about a #vaccinepassport …”/ “They're already eating animals in Ohio…and Pennsylvania…”/ “A bunch?” #tensofthousands / “that's dinner…”/ “I've never had a #ducksandwich though…”/ #TheTriangleUnredactedASMR / “He fell into the trap…”/  “Nope, don't do it…”/ “I don't like either one of them…”/ “They hate #Trump so much, and here's what needs to happen…”/ “You can vote yourself into #Socialism … you can't vote yourself out…” / #taxpayerfunded / “I think she's gonna win everything…”/ “Sorry, we just #Triangled this motherfucker all the way to the end…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “We didn't even play #KISS …” / “He's all in…”/ #untilthenext / ***STOP BY THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AND PICK UP SOME #METALNERDERYMERCH AT metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #outroreel   

It's time to learn about the healthiest, most productive way to release “all of your aggressions” fueled by “road rage” and crank the volume all the way up to LOUD to indulge in metal that comes shrink wrapped “pre-LOUD” from the factory.    Remember that sometimes “it's a little gamey and a little tangy” which is why it's always a good idea to “dip ‘em in the egg wash” first. Find out what it means to “dig some schnitzel” and why the strategic ambiguity of “vaguebooking” is extremely off-putting, irresponsible, exhausting, and frankly, tiresome.    Grab a bag of some “salt & vinegar barbecue chips” and JOIN US (along with “Bon Johnson”) as we indulge in all things “ridiculous AND hilarious” and prepare for a “bigger, longer, girthier” episode of CAN'T BE LOUD ENOUGH as we “finish to completion” (on the Patreon) with CAN'T BE LOUD ENOUGH, VOL. III.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast   Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “You've gotta have wings down there to do that…”/ #boxflaps / “It's ridiculous AND hilarious…”/ “If they were big enough, they could use that to fly…” / #squirrelsuit / “There's that word again…”/ #coozeASMR / “My favorite line of that show…”/ #TheSopranos / “In here your mother's got no rights…”/ #vaginawings / “You can't practice…”/ “If I was…terminal…I'm doing all that…”/ “I'm not gonna mention names…”/ “'Bout to get our fuck on!”/ ***WARNING:  #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #toomanyprobrems / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #CityGatePeanutButterWhiskey / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN HI-FI TECHNICOLOR SURROUND SOUND QUADROPHONIC STEREO!!!*** / “You can't be too proud…”   (05:45): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComfortsBrewingCompany #OctoberfestBier #sixpointzeropercentABV / “It's tasty…”/ “I could dig some #schnitzel right now…”/ #eggwash #dicksomeschnitzel / “I dip them in the egg wash…”/ “I think we do not…”/ ***You can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182 or check us out on #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / *** / “There was a vice president named after a blowjob…”/ #beej / “I think it was the fence behind the #grassyknoll …”/ “I just wanna put that out there…”/ “It's a band…”/ #vaguebooking / “It's attention grabbing…”/ “And they're NEVER hot…”/ “It's like covert #attentionwhoredom …”/ #educational    (11:11): ***PATREON SHOUT OUT*** / “He's getting laid so much…”/ #poonmagnet #metalnerderymerch / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #HorrorMovieSeason / “October's just not long enough…”/ “We started off last night with a real #shitstain …”/ #BloodAndHoney / “Yah…seriously…” / #seriously / #scrollingwords / “He's dead, nobody cares…”/ “You just can't do that anymore…” / #onemotherfucker / “That's how I count to three, I do…”/ #MouseTrap / “Not quality pizza…”/ “The hot ones were the sluts…”/ “You've gotta show ‘em getting wrecked…”/ #TheWinderIncident #shoolschooting / “When we were kids, there were fights…”/ “At my school…it was the Fina arena…#afterschool…”/ #putupyourdukes / “I got into a brawl…and then I got threatened with…”/ #gangbangers #locallysourcedterrorism / “Whatever happened to just going home and…jerking off all of your aggressions?”/ #roadrageASMR / “I don't follow through with it…”/ “I've been unburdened by what has been…”/ “Oh, but that movie sucked…”/ “That's proof that your dreams can come true, too…”/ “I think I need to make a movie…because I don't think #comedy is for me…”/ “You're a dark motherfucker…”/ “For like 10 minutes I just did that…”/ “I was wondering where you'd been…” / “More offensive…or just dumb?” / “Weird or dumb?” / #nakedlunch #WilliamSBurroughs #PeterWeller / “Oh it's a #Cronenburg movie…”/ #HunterSThompson / “Now I've gotta find it, sorry…”/ #WhereTheBuffaloRoam / “They're all over #Publix …”/ #geese / “Just walking around…” / “For real?” / “You'll eat when I'm tired…”/ “They honk…”/ “It was just so long ago you forgot…” / #whatshertits   (29:34): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  CAN'T BE LOUD ENOUGH (#CBLE) – VOL. III / “Everybody must listen to what I'm playing…”/ “Mine was never loud enough to bother people that much…”/ #shittybassASMR / “Just the permanent teachers…no substitutes…”/ “You always had the system…”/ #PoonWagon / “Like #Footloose…THAT is what you want!”/ We each made a list of songs that #CantBeLoudEnough …/ “When you listen to it, so do your neighbors…”/ #OzzyOsbourne OVER THE MOUNTAIN / “That was 8 million years ago…pre-plague and pre-Russell…”/ “We've gotta hear the solo…”/ #OldeFaece / “He looks younger now than he did then…”/ “I see…”/ #BlackSabbathASMR / “Same shape, different notes…”/ “Mine goes to here…”/ #BiggerLongerGirthier / “Wasn't that a song?” / #Forbidden FORSAKEN AT THE GATES #killeropener / “Just you wait…”/ #getsome / “What album is this on?” / #OmegaWave / “Okay, that's cute…” / “A little change of pace…”/ #DOWN TEMPTATION'S WINGS #killeropener / “But it does sound like #COC …”/ “That will never hurt my feelings…”/ “A milkshake of brutality…”   (42:18): “If we're being fair and equitable…” / “I think that comes from the factory shrink wrapped with the loudness already in it…” / #Pantera GODDAMN ELECTRIC / “It makes me shudder…”/ ***Go Check out our earlier #CBLE episodes!!!*** / #TheChurchOfSound #TheWallOfSound / “THAT dude #cantbeloudenough …”/ “If we had a mascot, THAT dude would be the mascot…”/ “Was that a fart or a chair squeak?” / “I think that was all air…”/ “It's a little gamey and a little tangy…” / #BlackSabbath SYMPTOM OF THE UNIVERSE / “That album specifically…is fall and the windows are open…”/ “However…this one can't be loud enough for ME…” / “Can you say #unitard even though that's a thing…?” / #reunitardedtard / #Sepultura ISOLATION / “The build is tremendous…it's the best build…”/ “Just let it go…”/ “To completion, every time…”   (52:54): “I'm having a hard time between…”/ #Slipknot DUALITY (“That piano is creepy af…and metal…”) / “It's the #StAnger snare…”/ “That might be my favorite Slipknot album…”/ #RussellsReflectionsSlipknotEditionASMR / “I will say the video for this…the production quality is not great…” / #PigDestroyer PISS ANGEL #GrindcoreASMR / “Come ON!”/ “It's always to completion…”/ “It's like #Uno and pass to you?” / “Did y'all ever used to do this in school?” / #paperwhistleASMR / “My lips are all flappy and saggy now…” / “You're like #Arbys now…”/ #AcidMammoth THEM #allthecokelines (“That sounds like fall…”)   (1:01:46): “I'm having a hard time with the next one…” / #iwannago / “You can go…” / “You got to hear #balls on the radio…and it was a little creepy…”/ “I feel weird now…”/ “Is this one acceptable?” / #Accept BALLS TO THE WALL (“We gotta hear the part where they're squeezing the balls…”) / #man / “Can you skip to the #ballbreaking part?” / “This is the heyday of the beginning…they were from Germany but yeah…”/ “What is that noise?” / #BrianScott or #BonJohnson / “That's a porn star's name, dude…OR he was in #MiamiVice…” / “Can I be a little bit petty…just for fun?” / “It factors into #proudness #cantbeproudenough …” / #Slayer GUILTY OF BEING WHITE / “It's so #fuckyou and it's so #Slayer and it's so #loud…”/ “This one's gonna be different…”/ “When have you ever heard anything angry that didn't sound good loud?” / #BeastieBoys LOOKING DOWN THE BARREL OF A GUN / “That sounds like 70's detective cop shows…”/ “Oh that was… #Mountain…” / “I heard a really interesting story…” / #RussellsReflectionsTangentionalalityASMR / “A clashless Clash?” (1:16:18): “How about a little #COTLOD?” / “You'll be offended because you're gonna miss it…you can pee in the can, dude…” / “I'm gonna lick it up…” / #yeahyeah / #Testament C.O.T.L.O.D. / “You made it…just in time for the guitar solo…”/ “You peed ultra quick…I don't even pee regular anymore…” / #spurts #kegelpee / “Alright…Frayed Ends…” / #HappyAnniversary to #Metallica and #AndJusticeForAll / “What would be the one song of Metallica that can't be loud enough?” / “There's a difference…”/ #overruled THE FRAYED ENDS OF SANITY / “It's so thick!”/ “Can we get to my favorite part?” / “That part for you is the same as this part for me…” / #BlackSabbath FAIRIES WEAR BOOTS / “Top 5 for sure, #alltime…”/ #alrightnow / “Let's give #SacredReich a little bit of love…” / THE POWER OF THE WRITTEN WORD / “Rots and rots of #roudness…”/ “Kinda makes the nipples hard a little bit…”/ “On that album…if I only had to pick one…” / #harpsichord /#Slayer SPILL THE BLOOD / “you can hear the bass when you do this…”/ #chuggachuggajun / “If #fuckyou had a tone…”/ “I got one for you…”/ #KoRn BALL TONGUE / “I've got one…it's kind of a #deepcut …”/ “Y'all should try my new mescaline flavored ribs…” / #TheRibLounge / “They really kinda bring out the flavor of #saltandvinegar #barbecuechips …” / “He don't eat #barbecue man…”/ #thosechips / #SoulsAtZero HARDLINE  / “I've never heard this…is this #WrathchildAmerica?” / “One day we need to do a dive on that one…”/ “So do we wanna cut the show here?” / #ElectricAfterDarkBrue / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, AND HEAD ON OVER TO #THEPATREON IF YOU WANNA #FINISHTOCOMPLETION…*** / ***Come on down to metalnerdery.com/merch for ALL of your #MetalNerderyMerch needs*** #outroreel

For most SLAYER fans, Tuesday, September 11, 2001, began as every other new music release day would: we all anxiously anticipated stopping by the record store after work to pick up a copy of their brand-new album, GOD HATES US ALL.    Words cannot describe the eerily psychotic synchronicity that seemingly linked the atrocities of that day with the timing of the release of SLAYER's 9th studio album. Still, after twenty-three years (and counting), one thing remains unchanged:  GOD HATES US ALL may have been the lone moment of redemption during America's darkest hour, chock full of brutally scorching riffs, hostile vocal vitriol, and a creepier sonic signature that makes this one of the landmark albums of the band's career. Get ready to experience “Dumb and Dumber: The Box Set” and keep in mind that “the mind of a psychopath is different than ours”. Prepare to revisit the weirdness of the “sour cream vs mayonnaise paradox”, brace yourself for the answer to “is it chunky or is it crunchy?”, remember that “pizza dreams are the same as fever dreams” and understand that “Bram Stroker” is a much different dude than “Bram Stoker” when you JOIN US for a dive into the sonic devastation that SLAYER fans worldwide “will never forget”: GOD HATES US ALL.     Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast More SLAYER Episodes https://www.metalnerdery.com/slayer Show Notes: (00:01): “It's like #tonguetiponly …”/ “Oh my God…”/ #sweetlittlememe / “But that guy…he fucked EVERYTHING up…”/ “It's like #DumbAndDumberTheBoxSet …”/ “It'll be the day after…”/ “We're time lords, we can do whatever we want…”/ #schoolshootingASMR / “Investigated by the FBI…a YEAR ago…”/ “There's been like 40 already this year…”/ “That's why they need to arm the teachers…”/ #schoolpoliceforce / #tobefair / “Usually they blow their own brains out…”/ #LikeFatherLikeSon / #themindofapsychopath / “I might be in trouble…”/ “That's not how I was expecting that to go…”/ #deadface #MKUltra / “You know there's something in the food…there's something in the air…”/ “Not #cumtrails …”/ “My dick's never been cleaner…”/ #dadoftheyear / #allegedly / “Maybe we should pour things up…”/ #threemilkpussyASMR #tresleches #creampiecake / #bannedbandbandana / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It's gotta be a big dog though…you don't want a Pomeranian…”/ “The world has too many #probrems…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN SUPER HI-FI TECHNICOLOR!!!*** / #shadesofshame / #noshame / “You know…the moment you fucked up?” / #tacobellvomitusASMR / #JackDanielsAndPizza / “It was after that show…when I touched the AIDS rail…”/ “Mines only 4…”/ #markthetime / Mayonnaise vs Sour Cream #HeadToHeadDeathMatch / “Those are words that don't go together…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #coffee #RebelHardCoffee #TwelveFive (or #Twelve5) / #CityGateSpiritsPeanutButterWhisky / “A quarter of a fucking century…and we DID IT this morning!” / #happyanniversary / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE nonsense, go to #thedocket >>>*** /    (14:05): #PatreonShoutOut ***Go check us out on patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #Yonderways #EmberingEffigy / “Eulogy…Effigy is like…like at #BohemianGrove or #BurningMan…”/ #spareribbikinis / “You can take a bite if you want to…”/ “That's that preacher dude…the weird one…”/ #demoneyes / “The old school Lord was more Tarentino…”/ BROKEN PROMISES / “Are those deer horns?” #antlerish #animalmurderers / “We wouldn't have sandwiches…or steaks…or chicken tenders…”/ #KennethCopeland / “Oh My God, he'd eat your soul, dude…”/ ***You can get in touch with us via email at metalnerdery@gmail.com or check us out on #Instagram or #Facebook or #YouTube at #metalnerderypodcast or you can GIVE US A call and leave us a voicemail AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou #KenFromConnecticut / “Trendkill…”/ #dood / “Oh wait, do we have others?  Are you sure? It's only been two weeks since we recorded…but we played ‘em (NOTE:  not sure that we did)” / #MrPB&J #WhatsItCalled? / “What's each of yours' favorite recent thrash album?” / “Is it chunky or is it crunchy?”    (26:05): “Do you need to reflect first?” / “Everybody got #AIDS at the same time…#fullblown…”/ #mysterysick / “I take shots of #NyQuil and go to bed…”/ “I got up to 102…”/ “I got a little bit cringey…” / #buttheadface / “and again, I tested negative…”/ “You only have #feverdreams when you have a fever…”/ “What's a fever dream?”/ “You're trying to solve a problem that's unsolvable…like trying to find $2.3 Trillion dollars…”/ #pizzadreams #spicyredsauce / “I had a weird craving for a #QPC…”/ #realmeatASMR / #RussellsReflectionASMR #QuickReflection / “Both doing the tongue…”/ #DragonConASMR / “I'm on board with slutty anything…”/ “That's Bill's favorite picture in the world…”   (35:37): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  SLAYER – GOD HATES US ALL / Released Tuesday, September 11, 2001 / #09112001 / NOTE: #Slayer #GodHatesUsAll and #DreamTheater #LiveScenesFromNewYork both came out on 09/11/01/ “Did you know that this was the name of the album…beforehand?” / #newmusicreleaseday / Reflecting on 9/11 and the events of the day leading up to getting #GHUA / #NineElevenReflectionsASMR / “I thought there was a different one…”/ #GodHatesUsAll #AlbumCover / #crosshairs (“I got it…those Slayer guys are fucking hilarious!”) / “I'm sorry, what?”/ “The memory of that day ALWAYS reminds me of this…”/ “I won't say favorite…but I was into other shit too…”/ “All people need now is just his name and his social security number…”/ “I was way into #Tool…”/ #markthetime / “Mainly #TheLoads …”/ “I listened to this almost everyday until we went to Afghanistan…”   (44:06): “One of the best openers ever…” / DARKNESS OF CHRIST / “We hold these truths to be painfully self-evident…”/ DISCIPLE #titletrack (“That's so fucking Slayer, man…”) / “There's a lot more heavy stuff on here too…”/ GOD SEND DEATH (“I kinda feel like he's a #USPS guy…#GSD…”) / “This brought back the creepy like right up to the front…”/ “We're back to beer…beer's different than milkshakes…”/ NEW FAITH / “It's a completely different song after that point…they never go back.”/ “I figured it out…perfect analogy…because this is an educational show…” / “Hold on, another #dickdream …”/ “It's the same exact way…that might be the most perfect analogy I've ever done on this show…”/ #onmicburp / “This is #allegedly…”/ “And he's sorta…not tall.”/ “He did it live (on #Netflix)…”/ “What does she sound like when she howls?” / “In the morning, if mom's making noise…sorry.”   (56:41): CAST DOWN / #WNRD / “America, home of the free, land of fucking disenchantment…”/ “the next one…least favorite…I don't know why…but it sounds forced.”/ #boostershoes / THRESHOLD / “The next one's got the best yell…”/ #heattingle / EXILE #SamKinisonASMR / “That's the ultimate #fuckyousong …”/ “It's really…my orgasm noise…”/ SEVEN FACES / “They're all close but they're just different…”/ #PaulBaloffSlideASMR / “It's memorable…”/ “The next one was on the #Dracula2000Soundtrack …”/ #BramStroker (“It's a different movie…”) / #whatshertits (“What's her tits?”) / “It's like necrophiliac porn…”/ “He's banging what's her tits…”/ BLOODLINE / “Is Slayer's slower, heavier stuff, doomy?” / “You can tell a difference…but they both fit.”/ “This was the last album with Bostaph until #Repentless came out…on 9/11/15” / #DonaldTrumpASMR / #unburdenedbywhathasbeen / #tandoorijerkchicken / #thepassageoftime #workingtogether #wordsaladASMR    (1:16:28): “Tell me this isn't creepy…” / DEVIANCE / “The liquidy, creepy guitars adds something to it…”/ #creepytalkingTom / #creepywhisperASMR / “They're gonna go fight #TheWarOnTara …”/ WARZONE / “What are those rooms…where you can go in and destroy shit?” / #smashroom #rageroom / “A smashroom at 50? I'm probably gonna hurt myself…”/ HERE COMES THE PAIN #cantbeloudenough #CBLE (“This is one of those albums that has to be loud.”) / “It's been a while since we've done one of those…”/ “We have better chemistry…”/ “I'm calling her!” / #whatshertits / #killercloser PAYBACK / “I think the ‘FUCK' count may be up on this one…”/ “I don't want you to die, before I get the chance to kill you myself…”/ “That's his favorite album, dude…”/ “Dude, you're really kinda acting like you don't know anything about #KISS…”/ “If anything, it's practical…”/ “Our birds are about the same size…”/ ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / “That was a shitty day…except for the fact that this came out…”/ #nerdout #untilthenext / ***COME PICK UP YOUR METAL NERDERY MERCH AT METALNERDERY.COM/MERCH *** / #outroreel   

“I'm just letting you know; I was holding back…it may get worse…”   TITLE TRACKS are not always the ultra-obvious, one trick pony they'd seem to be. Sometimes it IS ultra-obvious and is smack dab in the middle of the chorus where it belongs, sometimes only one of the words might be included in the chorus, and still other times “the chorus is not explicitly mentioned” anywhere within the title track at all.    As you can tell, the rules regarding TITLE TRACKS are often “unburdened by what has been” particularly when factoring in all the confusing rules and conditions that seem to be a part of the burdensome phenomenon known as TITLE TRACKS. But while everything that preceded this sentence may not make any logical sense to a logical person with a logically functioning mind, it's nothing that we can't power through and figure out by working together. Get ready for a “spicy release” and prepare for “a little heat tingle…from the backside” when you JOIN US in a collective assessment of “what can be” with Metal TITLE TRACKS.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Speaking of which…” / “Three or four coats…”/ #giveup #stop / “I am so good at that…”/ “I'm a master at my craft…”/ “…like you're having an affair…”/ “I can't dry handy jack like you can, dude…”/ #bressyou / “Isn't #COVID #trending again?”/ “She's a pessimist?” / “The seasoning guy? Earnhart?” / #TypeONegative / #AwwwwMannnn / #TypeOThirty / “It's got #KillAllTheWhitePeople on it…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvivsed *** / “Don't forget about #tiresome ….”/ “World has…#toomanyprobrems…”/ “Uh oh…”/ #whoops / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “At 1:11 p.m. man, just saying words…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE…GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / “Don't do that…you'll miss all the fun stuff…”/ “appetizers can sometimes be better than the meal…”/ “Sometimes it's a fucking trainwreck…”/ “You know all those people are dead…”/ “They're probably gonna be voting this year…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #VoodooRanger #AtomicPumpkin (“Why can't this be vag?”) / #spicyrelease / “Oh boy, oh jeez…”/ “There's some #backendheat there… a little #tinglebackthere …a little #heattingle…”/ #hotwingsASMR #downthere / “Just fingerblast her with some yogurt…”/ “That's my favorite…”/ #threemilkpussy / #neveradullmoment / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / #Tubing #HelenGeorgia #AlpineVillage / “Olga with their tits out, but not really…”/ “You've gotta hammer the meat…” / #schnitzelASMR / “You put a little lemon juice on it…”/ “She's a lotta fun…but she's also…a lot…”/ “Did you ever work at a restaurant?” / “It sounds like her poon is probably awesome…”/ “This is gonna be a little bit of a long story…”/ “The traffic guy on #99x …”/ “It smells like a skunk got run over in the street…”/ “You think he's packing maximum sausage?” / “That's the first thing you go to?” / “I'm trying to tighten it up…”/ #TheShining / #theworldsbiggesttits / “He's got a giant personality…”/ “Don't put him on blast…”/ “Pretty and attractive…and funny as shit…” / #oilandwater    (24:24): “I was giving you an example of personality…”/ #Mondays #smokybar #Hopsecutioner / “I've gotta say…I did try a #CaptainAndDrPepper …”/ “we have a voicemail, but IN the voicemail, it says…” / #correspondance #metalnerderypodcast at #youtube at #facebook at #instagram email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** “Like play it backwards…”/ #RMSAsunioj / #DocketThirty / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  TITLE TRACKS!!! / “This is gonna be volume one of God knows how many…”/ “If you had to pick one from #IronMaiden …?” / “Is that kinda like a quasi-title track a little bit?” / “also a statement, NOT a question…”/ “Nowhere in that motherfucking song, does he say…”/ “He's only got 20 free minutes left in his day…”/ “That was the UHF not the VHF…”/ #DefendersOfTheFaith / “He was born before music!” / “If I'm being honest…or fair…#LiveAfterDeathVersion is better…”/ #IronMaiden POWERSLAVE #ScreamForMeLongBeach / #alltimealbums / “How about a little #ScreamBloodyGore by #Death ???” / #Death SCREAM BLOODY GORE    (40:10): “those guys…were more into the extreme stuff…”/ “Did you?” / “Slayer…this one's difficult…”/ “Raining Blood or Hell Awaits?” / “I remember, I was about to go to sleep…”/ “Is that pretty close?” / “That is a good one…”/ #Slayer HELL AWAITS (“Seasons is not an album, but Show No Mercy is an album…”) / “I'm gonna join you, shut up!”/ #maybe / “Let's dance…”/ #BeavisAndButtheadASMR / “wait, WHAT?” / #mouthfuloflyricsASMR / “Fucking #Hardwired…”/ #itdoesntmatterASMR / “Well technically…”/ “That song does not even have…oh I'm sorry…”/ #imwrong / “There was not a song called #Zoso on #Zoso …”/ “It's close enough…it's got the title plus another word…”/ “Priest would be Painkiller, am I right?” / #JudasPriest PAINKILLER / “What happened!?” / “What about Sabbath?” / “What about AC/DC?” / “Flick and Fly are both good…”/ “Dude, what happened?” / #twanglificationASMR / “Does that sound get you goin'?” / “We're all different…”/ #MCTentacleChoice / #hotgarlicspaghettifartASMR / “I'm just letting you know; I was holding back…”/ #ACDC FLY ON THE WALL / “Quick question…”/ “Not old…just in their pocket…”   (1:03:57): “Was there a song for #FatalPortrait?” / “I mean it's close…”/ “According to you, it doesn't count…”/ “What about Ozzy?” / #OzzyOsbourne THE ULTIMATE SIN #killeropener / #tobefair / #MCTentacleChoice / #StormtroopersOfDeath #SOD SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE / “It never gets old…”/ #Primus FRIZZLE FRY / “Like heavy in a very strange way…”/ #Ministry PSALM 69 / “It's got a mood…” / “I feel…like my heart is being touched by Christ…”/ #PraiseJesus / #CaptainButthole / “Butthole is age restricted…”/ “we already talked about that…”/ “Holy Diver or Last In Line?” / “Shiny diamonds…and clean tigers…”/ #Dio THE LAST IN LINE / “I wanna hear y'all argue…” / #TheAccused GRINNING LIKE AN UNDERTAKER / “Their sound is…pretty clean. It's like the AC/DC of thrash…”/ “What about your #ST?”/ “I'm sorry, what?”    (1:24:22): “You know what I mean…” / “What about #Anthrax?” / “What about #Megadeth?” / “Let's see…” / “You and your #Speed reference…”/ #Overkill OVERKILL III: UNDER THE INFLUENCE #WREKage / #applecable / #Kreator TERRIBLE CERTAINTY / “It is kinda evil…a little bit.”/ “One more…”/ #Forbidden FORBIDDEN EVIL #nevergetsold / “this might be the best album EVER…”/ “Who the fuck can do THAT!?” / #progressivemetal #progressivethrash / “There's no mention of vag in there…”/ “Cowboys or Trendkill?” / #Pantera THE GREAT SOUTHERN TRENDKILL / “That's #audioCalgonASMR …”/ #hotgarlicspaghettifartASMR / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #untilthenext #nerdout #outroreel ***COME PICK UP SOME METAL NERDERY MERCH AT METALNERDERY.COM/MERCH *** #outroreelASMR 

“You can take something so pretty and make it so ugly…”   It's been a while since we discussed any NWOOSTM, so we figured we'd check out one of the NWOOSTM playlist recommendations from “Mr. PB&J” himself. (NOTE: that's New Wave Of Old School Thrash Metal in case you're not into acronyms). THRASHING LIKE A MANIAC (which you can find on Amazon music), has a wide variety of NWOOSTM bands with newer, old school, classic thrash sounds. Discover the height of intimacy involved when you “finish each other's sandwiches” and understand the deeper and darker implications of owning a “Member's Only”. Behold as we reveal the true identity of “Mr. Growley”, get ready to “feel the joy” from deep within the Bunkerpoon Industrial Complex headquartered in beautiful, metropolitan, “Ballsack, Georgia” and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE PLAYLIST with NWOOSTM Vol. IV: THRASHING LIKE A MANIAC. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast   Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “And there it is…”/ #MetalThrashingMadness / “It's not on there, it's on #MTVLive …”/ #fifteenandpregnant / “do you refer to those girls as double wides or single wides?” / #fromtheback #haveagoodaugust / “Which means, if we're gonna do the #Deathmatch thing…we should do that next time…”/ “Who wants the Black?” / “I can't hear you say Zombie without thinking about…”/ “Quit clapping you evil bastard!”/ ***WARNING:  #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “World has too many probrems…”/ #MrGrowly / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Beautiful, downtown, #ballsack …”/ #talkinoverthecoughin / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #fakefall #indiansummer #Oktoberfest #MondayNightBrewery #fourpointzeropercentABV #daydrinkingbeer / “It has pretzels on it…”/ “If you go back and start at the beginning…but once they get their stride…”/ #OMGASMR / “That's the way my #Trump sounds the best…”/ “It's no more unhinged than saying that he…”/ #JoyAndVibesASMR / “That's code for…”/ “Everybody thinks that he's this evil monster…and they don't even know WHY they think he's an evil monster…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “Wait, so that's the mascot? What happened to #ChiefKnockAHoma?” / #AmericanAmerican #NativeAmerican / “He liked the #firewater…”/ “They don't care but their kids and their kids' kids…THEY care.”/ #safespaceASMR / “Eventually, it's gotta end…”/ #CivilWarASMR #WWIIIASMR / “If it does come…I'm not gonna be at a playground…”/    (12:38): “We need to have a #Patreon jingle…”/ #PatreonShoutOut / ***COME JOIN US AT PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / “This is turning into a thing, man…”/ “I've gotta get a mistress first…”/ “You could try…”/ “You give diamonds they give vagina…I've been told”/ “Speaking of #yachts …”/ #jazzhands / #YachtSandman #YachtRachck / “I feel like it's 1982 all over again…”/ “That dude did look like Kirk Windstein…with a shorter beard…and a much better tan.”/ ***YOU CAN HIT US UP ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #FACEBOOK OR #INSTAGRAM OR #YOUTUBE OR EMAIL US AT METALNERDERY@GMAIL.COM OR SEND US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “Do you know?” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “It was kinda cool that we published 2 episodes…”/ “She takes it…literally.” / “I can't hear his name without that…theme music.” #JohnCena / “Knives and…thunderstorms?” / “After the government takes their share, it's probably $100K…”/ “He loved puppies…and his wife…and his car…”/ #allegedly #loosely / “I really think we should…” / SHIT-TAH!!! / #DjhuntsAndKhunts / #Doomsicle & #MetalNerderyPodcast present to you THE WIZARD (as originally performed by the mighty #BlackSabbath) / “Mine doesn't move that fast…”/ “Not bad for a few old geezers…”/ “It may be small…but it's mighty.”/ “That boom you did…”   (30:45): #TheDocket / “So Mr. PB&J sent us a playlist…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  NWOOSTM VOLUME 4 – THRASHING LIKE A MANIAC (INSIDE THE PLAYLIST) / #NWOOSTMASMR #NewWaveOfOldSchoolThrashMetal (***Go check out the #playlist on #Amazon ***) / #BondedByBlood IMMORTAL LIFE #allthecokelines / “That's nasty…”/ “I think I saw them…I think they opened for #Forbidden and #Overkill back in 2010…”/ #Evile THRASHER / “It's got all the ingredients…”/ #MunicipalWaste (all but ONE of the cokelines…”it just needs a little bump…”) / #cokelinealgorithm / “Hello, this is…David…”/ THE ART OF PARTYING / “It's like high school… / #youwillbepleased / “Drowning Pool?” / “#Powertrip?” / #bolth / #Dekapitator DEATHSTRIKE COMMAND / “That mix is meaty…” / “I'm sorry, what was that?” / #moshpart    (43:07): “They've got a whopping 2 cokelines…”/ #MassiveExecution FUELED BY FIRE / “WHAT!?” / “we completely stepped all over that…”/ “Feels bad to say wrong words, doesn't it?” / #NorthAmericanConfident / #Decadance CORROSION / “Guitars just sound so much better with midrange…”/ “I sense a #breakdown (a pre-solo breakdown…)” / “They've had 30 years of influences to listen to…”/ “They have all the…ingredients. We finish each other's sandwiches…”/ “Made it through another Philly…”/ #Warbringer TOTAL WAR / “Would the new #KerryKing album be considered #NWOOSTM?” / “The next one is OVERLOAD by #SSS …”/ “That reminds me of that impossible to remember and find #CelticFrost song…”/ “Have you listened to #ColdLake?”    (55:30): “Do we think we know what the 3 S's stand for?” / #GamaBomb ZOMBI BREW / “I like the recipe…the scream was great.”/ “Hi-Chews, dude…”/ #haiku not #HiChews / “A much more delicious #Starburst …”/ #MercilessDeath EXUMER / “Okay turn it off now…”/ “Definitely the #oldschool energy…”/ #Deadfall RESISTANCE IS FUTILE / “I would #BackToTheFuture that shit…”/ #Lazarus LAST BREATH / #ToxicHolocaust WAR IS HELL / “That's what you need…right there.” / #SatchelPearcy #FauxBlaux / #Mutant PSYCHO SURGERY / “It's like a happy version of Battery almost…”/ “It does sound like #Kreator a little bit…”/ “Otherwise, it's the #pleasurator and/or #thetimepasser (or #TheManwich) …”/ #TheViolator ATOMIC NIGHTMARE / “I think I've figured it out…”/ “Crunchy harmonics…”/ #SendMoreParamedics TWILIGHT OF THE FLIES / #themoneyriff / “It's got #djuhnts everywhere dude…” / #ThrashingLikeAManiac #NWOOSTMPlaylist on #Amazon / “Kinda makes you think about record label execs…”/ “Does that fold out? (“Not mine…it does not.”) / #itsthick ***Keep the suggestions coming!!!*** / #MembersOnly (“You've literally got to wear a #MembersOnlyJacket to get in…”) / “You probably had the #ColecoVision …”/ #consolationprize / “Well now that's a dealbreaker for me…”/ “You can take something so pretty and make it so ugly…”/ ***THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!!!*** / #untilthenext / ***COME GRAB YOUR #METALNERDERYMERCH AT METALNERDERY.COM/MERCH *** / #outroreel 

“If Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell…”   You've heard of movies based on books, but what about albums based on books? IRON MAIDEN's seventh studio album, SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SON, released on April 11, 1988, is inspired by Orson Scott Card's 1987 novel “Seventh Son” and is their first official “keyboard” album, confirming IRON MAIDEN's progressive metal mastery as one of the finest progressive metal albums of all time.   Get ready to take on an army of “Roided up Roos” who are “boxing the trees” and always remember the following: “there's no such thing as bad publicity”, “you can't push a rope” and the odds of 2 different people asking the exact same question within a day or two is not just some “random coincidence”.  Understand why “Steve Harris with distortion” is almost as weird as “Slayer with keyboards”, find out “who's the outfielder?”, discover the secret code behind “French Toast and Waffle Dust”, and tell all the Trans-Ams and Transformers you know that “I measure from my middle back” before you JOIN US for a dive into “the heart of prog Maiden” with IRON MAIDEN's progressive metal magnum opus, SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SON.   IRON MAIDEN on the InterWebs http://ironmaiden.com/    Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): “Buuuuuhhhhhhtttttt…” / #WTFHappenedASMR / “Technical Ecstasy and Never Say Die…” / #BlackSabbathReflectionsASMR / “Which is ‘code' for drugs…” / #notourbill / #constantly (“We already know what we think about blackouts…”) / #completelymiss / “There's no way…”/ “You can't push a rope, honey…”/ #youcantpusharope / “It's hard…it's not…that's why it's hard…”/ “It's all night and I'm never gonna finish…”/ #sorrybabe / #hiddentrackepisodes / #hiddentrackcast #hiddentrackpodcast / “We have nothing but #Docket today…”   (03:13): “We're making up for #DryJuly because #MoistAugust is gonna be…” / #CFA #ChikFilAPostMealWrapUp / “It's blessed, man…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #motherfucker #NickoMcBrainASMR / “It'd be weird…you are now.” / “I feel a little dirty…”/ #wholehand / “Put your hand out like that…”/ #iclosedaroundit / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ALL OF THE DELICIOUS AND APPLICABLE ANESTHESIA!!!*** / “You were wet during July and I was not…”/ #thinkaboutthis / “We should do another…” / #Chronicles #GlovesOfShame (“I didn't say  #KISS, I said #GlovesOfShame …”) / “Were they #GNR before #GNR?” / “People with #poons …” / #MetalHealthASMR / #PictureDiscReflectionsASMR / “You ever take a pitcher of a pitcher?” / #bassplayerASMR / #pitcherdisc / “Yes you do…”/ “The creepiest thing about #DiaryOfAMadman (the #albumcover)?” / #hulk #bookofspells #saintpetrinecross (“That probably f**cked some people up!”) / “You've gotta read it with your ears…”/ ***Go check out “I AM OZZY”, Ozzy Osbourne's hilariously profound autobiography!!!*** Go read with your ears, your eyes, and your mind! ***/ NOTE:  Two bottles…of Hennessy!? / #thepressLOVEyou / “Maybe, I dunno…”   (13:13): “No lube, no warm up, no reflections…it's okay…” / #seepreviousepisode / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SON / “It was our #StAngerEpisode it was fine…”/ #doit / “I'm sure that's what people say about…”/ #itwasourgarbagecan / #BruceMaiden / “Not to be confused with the #lastinline …” / #TopThreeIronMaidenAlbums #OldSchoolMetalNerderyPodcast / “It depends on what we're calling prog…”/ “You weren't, this was #PreRussell …”/ #conceptalbum #progressivemetal #progmetal / “It's almost 5 years old!!!” / #OldMetalNerderyEpisodeASMR #Era #HodgesEra / “There is a story to it…but the #tourmerch back in '88…”/ “Who opened for them on this tour?” / “I'm sure it was #TheOmni …”/ “Noooo….NO! That's a weird…NO!!!” / #GnRASMR / “Which is weirder…?” / “See that makes sense…”/ “They had some #amazingopeners on that tour…”/ “Back…when you had to go…to a place…”/ “Which is sad…”/ Released April 11, 1988 / #stoppayment / “Just stop…send them a hand printed picture…”/ “I don't know if y'all have seen that…” / #investigatethemselves   (21:55): “I'm sure it was that…” / #birthdaysoundtrack / “Something about it…”/ #onmicburp / “You sure?” / #youheardithere / MOONCHILD “Seven Holy paths to Hell and your trip begins…” / #youarenumbersix / “Yeah, exactly…#Cathedral …” / “Listen to those chords…”/ #readthoselyrics / #killeropener / “I had no idea…that this was a book…” / #OrsonScottCard #SeventhSon #booklearning #audiobooks #audible #ironmaidenwhispersASMR #DudeHaveYouHeardTheNewIronMaidenASMR? / “That singer must write all the words…”/ “It's getting old, bruh…I said talent beyond their bass playing…” / INFINITE DREAMS / “That's prog right there…all day…” / #whenitkicksin / #STFURussellASMR / #weirdtransition / “Yeah, you're right…”/ “When this came out, I was already…and then I progressed…”/ “To be fair…” / #apparently #allegedly / “I wonder if he can pole vault?” / CAN I PLAY WITH MADNESS / “That's a LOT of #cowbell …”/ “To be fair…” / #biggerthanballs / “Adam is to Maiden like I am to Sabbath…” / #theweirdyears / #commonground / “4,5,6,7…”/ #middleback / “Some people, this is #heavy to them…”/ #greatanalogy / “This was HIS heavy…”/ #thiswashisballs / THE EVIL THAT MEN DO #allthecokelines #killercloser #sideone / “This sounds like #OldMaiden …”/ #AND / “It's the harmony part…”/ #IronMaidenDualGuitarHarmoniesASMR / “You can hear the clicks…”/ “It's like #drumsteroids …”/ #strappedroo    (04:30): SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SON #titletrack #killeropener #sidetwo #progmetal / “I could listen to a whole album of this…”/ #onandonandonandon / “We've gotta get to the #ontheboat part…” / #woetoyou #youarenumbersix #motherfucker #hahahaASMR / “Today is born the seventh one…” / “It's not as long as you think, though…”/ #cantbeloudenough / “Here we go…this is almost #ThrashMaiden …”/ “That's like a double dose of…” / “Did you see tits at that show?” / “I found some #oldtickets …” / “That had to be with…”/ April 24th, 1991 (#Pantera and #WrathchildAmerica ) / #Rathchild #Tikuhhhtmasstur #spellczech / “It wasn't before #intelligence …”/ #unpopularopinion / “By ‘Wrathchild America' I mean with a ‘W'…”/ “How many other metal bands do you know of?” / THE PROPHECY / “This is like clean #weedlywoos in a way…”/ #usethoseheadphones #misheardlyrics / “He's done everything, dude…”/ “The flying thing is interesting…”/ “I feel like pilots get a shitload of #skypoon don't you think?”    (53:06): “We're not even 18 hours in…” / THE CLAIRVOYANT / “Dude, this should be your #favoritesong …” / #STFUASMR #WOEASMR / “That's the good stuff, right there…” / “Does that keyboard help this song at all?” / “That sounds like #Styx … that sounds like #RockyIV …”/ “Where he's boxing the trees…”/ “Dude, when we do #TheShroomChronicles again…”/ #SurvivorInsideTheMetal / “I'm now making up stupid shit and I apologize…” / “The album, not so much…”/ “I can't believe we haven't done a #RigorMortisBehindTheMetal …”/ “I know we did #Obscure and #1988 …” / ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG #killercloser #sidetwo #albumcloser #lasttrack #untilthenext / “All the evil seem to last forever…”/ “It's Russell's favorite part…” / #bassbone / #basssolotakeone / “That'd be weird, dude…nahhh…”/ “It would be as weird as…”/ #SteveHarrisDistortedBassSoloASMR / “don't even worry about it…” / “How do you think they fuck?” / “Have you ever in your life EVER…met someone…and the first thought out of your brain is…?” / #OMG #samequestion #whataretheodds / “I'm sorry for all the #bassplayerhate I give you…” / #synchronicity / “Who's the outfielder?” / #oldcouple (“And now I've thought about it…”) / “Would you watch that?” / #attractiveatninety / “I'd still probably hit it…”/ THANK YOU TO IRON MAIDEN AND TO OUR ESTEEMED PATREONS!!! / #TransAms #TransFormers / “I don't know, dude…” / “I tried to put myself in a box this morning…”/ “a little #waffledust on top…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND GO SUPPORT IRON MAIDEN AND BUY THIS ALBUM!!! / #Like #Subscribe #Comment #Notifications #SocialMediaConditioning #PodcastReview / “It numbs it up down there…”/ #untilthenext / #recordscratch / #preoutroreel / ***COME ON DOWN TO THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE TO GRAB YOUR #METALNERDERYPODCASTMERCH !!!*** / metalnerdery.com/merch *** / “I kinda closed around it…”  

We got a little out of control and went far beyond the “appetizers” section, to the point that there was no “meat” to skip to (in terms of a docket), primarily because we had a lot to talk about: albums ahead of their time, new Olympic competitions, and a whole host of other things (including our potential 9/11 Head-To-Head Death Match teaser…).   Be sure to “have a nice August” and remember that the answer to the question in question can only be “Wet? Or moist?”. Fix yourself a “peanut butter and jelly sandwich” and wash it down with a “Captain Morgan and Dr. Pepper”, discover what it means when “you can't smell the hauntings”, find out which Slayer song “allegedly” has keyboards on it, prepare for some voicemails that “took home the gold” (including the “longest and girthiest” voicemail we've ever received), remember that (there are “seven confidents” and) “it's fun when you say something wrong” and JOIN US for the 4th installment of JUST TALKIN SHITTAH!!! Show Notes: (00:01): “I wonder if he could even find her wet spot…” / “He's got his dick up his mouth…” / #isthatgay #herewegoagain (“If it's connected, it's not…”) / #handyjackin / “I'm the administrator and recipient of said service…”/ “Just for the record…” / #MoistAugust / “That's a gross word…”/ #wetormoist / #riffermadness / “I think you're just making a big deal about being a bass player…”/ #Milquetoast vs #InTheMeantime / “Have a nice August…you're fired.”/ #idontfeelverygood / “I was totally making fun of you and you missed it…”/ “I feel like now the shows are better…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It's advised but it's not encouraged…”/ WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!! / “Or it's the #DjuhntsAndKuhnts …”/ “That's 3 djunts and 3 kuhnts for all yuhnts…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / ***DON'T SKIP TO THE MEAT!!!*** / #perfecttiming / #onmicburp / #IronMaiden #BrewDog #HellCat #IPA #sixpointeightpercentABV / “Is that like Eddie's dog?” / “It's a little carpety...”/ “This is #manroom carpet…like #newofficespace carpet…you can't smell the hauntings…”   (07:32): #CorrespondancizingASMR / “Go ahead…”/ ***Come follow us, click subscribe and the bell icon on #Facebook #YouTube and #Instagram OR you can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com OR you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou? / #TheVoicemailSegment #JoeOfTheNorth #puregold #AshesOfLeviathan #ConcertReview #KerryKing #Mastodon #LambOfGod / #newshittah #SkullFist #HourToLive / “No, we have a continuation…there's a second part.” / “That's probably our longest and #girthiest voicemail yet…”/ #confidents / “Really?” / #sevenconfidents / “It's fun when you say something wrong…”/ #aggravocity / #whatsitcalled #voicemells / #Geigh / #TheVoicemailSegmentRepriseASMR #WhoAreYou #TheDarius #PBandJ (“I needed a drink to get it down…”) / #DrPepperAndCaptainMorgan / “Darius wins the gold!” / #AldiASMR / #BidenomicsSucksASMR / #BirriaTacos / “Buh-ree-ya” / “He's a bass player, it's fine…”/ “Let's do the one more/one last…”/ #PissingPost / “Maybe we should just be a #SlayerPodcast …Djunts Khunts and Slayer…”/ #herewego / The significance of #nineeleven and #Slayer / “A little more Slayer bone?”/ #differentvibe / “Or it could be ahead of its time…” / “When you were eleven?” / “I know, you were ahead of your time…”/ “Don't say it…it was their #LedZeppelinIV …”/ “What was wrong with keyboards?” (“I didn't like #Journey, I didn't like #Styx…”) / “Interesting you reached for #Loverboy …” / #JourneyLyricsASMR / “In '98?”   (24:56): “Do you think there's ever been a song by Slayer where they've squeezed in some keyboards?” / #harpsichord / “The only song that I can think of…I think…”/ “I just googled it and found nothing…therefore…”/ WE'LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #SkullFist HOUR TO LIVE #powermetal #speedmetal / “I can already tell Bill hates it…”/ “The gates of the Thunderdome at Krypton…”/ #PatreonShoutout / ***GO JOIN US ON THE PATREON AT PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / #FauxBlaux / “I've thought about that for the last week…”/ “She wasn't making the pig noises…but mouth was open.”/ “It was COVID before COVID was COVID…”/ #whateveritwas / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / #WomensBeachVolleyball / #thongs or #cheekhuggers / #snootch & #boobbuttons #LMAO / “Wherever Black Metal comes from…she's from that place…”/ “Don't you cut that out either!” / “Whatever dude, it's the same place…”/ #FrenchBaguette / “Which one's the pole, btw?” / “His tip tapped the bar…”/ #tobefair “That guy's not a grower…”/ #underyourcape    (36:36): “He's the world's best at exercising…”/ “The bigger question is this…they look like they're in two totally different weight classes…”/ “It's been beaten nine times…”/ #hermaphrodites / “Countries where it's illegal…”/ “They have to throw you from the top of a building or something…”/ #JimmySevenFourteen / “It gets confusing…it used to not be so confusing…”/ “That's a great name…”/ #ImanAlmond / “Dude he could be a wrestler…” / “That's not a race, right?” / “I thought that was a country…we're all wrong.” / #ignorantASMR / “Have y'all seen that chick that plays Wonder Woman?” / “It's a street name for heroin…allegedly.” / “We should just call this an episode…”/ Upcoming new releases / “Death metal or prog metal?” / “Are we really 45 hours in!? That's crazy…”/ #KatVonD (“We call those targets…”) / MY SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN / “This is NOT metal!” / “For those voicemails, y'all ALL took home the gold!” / #bonus #boneus / #outroreel #PBandJASMR

“Do you know how many burps I edit out?”   EXODUS have been blessed with the almost uncanny gift of delivering absolutely devastating opening tracks on every album they've ever done.* There's simply nothing like the “violently articulate” manifestations of Gary Holt's riff wizardry to fuel the intensity of how blisteringly killer the opener (not to mention, the rest of the album) will be, which is why we're BUILDING THE PERFECT ALBUM OF KILLER OPENERS to convey the critical importance of “setting the tone”, right out of the gate.   Discover the powerful harmonic wonder of the “Bunkerpoon Barbershop Quartet Trio” and find out which critically notorious component is absolutely essential to ensure the full enjoyment of “The Metal Nerdery Quadraphonic Experience”. Remember that even though the outro reels are often times “a little too prerogative”, generally speaking “it's easier to just not have an individual, original thought”, because more often than not, “it's not tight…it's full”.    Get ready to go fast and have “meat sweats the rest of the day” and be sure to have a “moist August” as we begin our TRANSition to “Rap Nerdery” and finalize the preparations for our upcoming “rebranding & renaming”. Enjoy a limited time “voicemail jingle encore” as well as an encouraging message from a “long time listener, first time caller”, be sure to give that “French baguette fella” a break, and JOIN US as we prepare to “Nerd Out” and indulge in BUILDING THE PERFECT ALBUM OF KILLER OPENERS – EXODUS EDITION.   *For the most part (sorry Force Of Habit)   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast CHECK OUT EXODUS ON THE INTERWEBS https://exodusattack.com/site/   Show Notes: (00:01): “What's the term for when you…?” / The opposite of #DryJuly / “Welcome back to #NonDryJuly …” / #hardinthepaint / “You do that in your 50's?” / “Apparently I groped…not while she was driving…I got her phone number…” / #blackoutASMR #MetalNerderyPSAASMR / #fiveandfourintwo / “Let's do shots 1 of 6 right now…” / #welcomeback / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Man, I missed that so much…”/ “What's the first verse of that?” / “Spudmonsters…?” / “Wait…#Trans #Gressor (i.e. #transgressor)?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST, LIVE AND PREVIOUSLY RECORDED DEEP INSIDE THE COMFORTABLE CONFINES OF THE BUNKERPOON*** / #backonthewagon  #MoistAugust / “It's summertime beer…” / “A lime…chips & queso… #combomenu “I want… the #burrito” / #mexicancuisinewordsASMR    (05:11): “Hold on a second…” / #MeatAlert #SkipToTheDocket / #Hahaha / #LOLASMR / “I went to #Loserville …”/ #SmokeJackBBQ / “Are they a chain place?” / #Alpharetta / #raindelay #HumanBeatBoxASMR / “I had the #meatsweats the rest of the day…” / “Once we got inside…” / #tobefair#hotbiggirls / “They can make a cornbread like you can't believe…” / “From the last lightning…” / “thatsaDioSong / #RussellsReflectionsLiveInConcertASMR / #shredding / “It's almost like he just wants to attention…I think it's something else…” / “He had an interesting theory…” / #AndyKaufman #PerformanceArt / “He's so talentless…”/ “I've gotta feelin'…” / #onmicburpASMR #CFAASMR / “Let the record show…” / “I have a bad feelin' about this…” / #RapNerdery / #BonesAndEddyBaker / LOOSE SCREW / “At least that's the best #INXSSong …”/ ***Was it #WoodstockNinetyNine ?*** #singalongsongs / #RussellsReflectionsADHDASMR / “I still think #JanesBizkit is a better name for a band…” / #upcomingshows #ATL #Atlanta #TheEastern #KingDiamond and #Overkill / “That'll totally be worth it, especially if it's on a Friday!” / “I haven't either…”   (15:29): “Go ahead and do your little #spiel …” / ***EMAIL us at metalnerdery@gmail.com ***/ HIT US UP ON THE SOCIALS:  #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube or you can LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182 and even the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / #PatreonShoutout / #TheMighty / “He might be #Elvish …”/ “French baguette fella?” / #perfectprobrem / #EmberingEffigy and #Yonderways Friday September 13, 2024. /” Oh yeah, that's better!”/ “We're gonna be packing…”/ #voicemailreprise / “You want me to redo the voicemail? Plug it in post?” / #VoiceMailExtendedMix #VoiceMailJingleEncore #voicemailASMR #voicemailjingle / #TheVoicemailSegment / “It's my first day back in #MoistAugust / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou / “This is #Therapy …”/ #longtimelistener #firsttimecaller / #thankyouforthat / “You guys are like my woosa…”/ “You can tell…he says #NerdOut …” / #BunkerpoonBarbershopQuartetTrio #EraSuperMix / “Voicemail number dos…” / “Wait…#whatsitcalled …”/ #BobFromOhio #AtlantaShows #KingDiamond #Overkill / #thankyouforthekindwords #ThankYouBob / “I feel a little swollen up in here…” / “Oooh, we've got a long one…” / “Don't do that, dude…or were you talking about the burp?” / #MetalNerderyQuadraphonicExperience / “Do you know how many burps I edit out?” / “This is what takes me so long…” / #LMAO / “I can't edit them all out…” / “That's what I do…”   (23:48): “I've got a quick question…I know you guys aren't big #Opeth fans but they've got a new record coming out…” / #thelastWILLandTESTAMENT / #newalbum / “Not 16, maybe 14…” (NOTE: no #deathgrowls on an Opeth album since #Watershed in 2008) / §1 #whatsitcalled #allthecokelines #herewego / “Not prog like you'd normally think of prog…” / #ProgressiveMetal #ProgressiveDeathMetal / #ProgressiveMetalWithOpethGrowls / #readthoselyrics #poetry / “Talented much?” / “Pretty soon, we'll have to do an #OpethEpisode …” / “Let the record show…”/ #WhatsItCalled / #GesnerLegion #mailorder #metalgear #oldschoolmetalgear / “It was ‘divide'…”/ #reviewink    (29:52): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  BUILDING THE PERFECT KILLER OPENERS ALBUM-EXODUS / #Exodus / “It's not tight, it's full…” / #Exodus #BuildingThePerfect #NewEpisodeAlert / “I'm gonna start showing her…” / #polevaulting / “For being a little too prerogative…” / #provocative / “What?”/ “Actually, it's #provodkative which is when you drink booze…” / #wrongwords / “She was that wrestler, right?” / “that's the word, I'm sorry…”/ “Oh look…let's see…”/ #anyway #anyhow / “Start with the beginning…” / BONDED BY BLOOD (“The bombs are tired?) / (From “Bonded By Blood” – 1985) / #nervousreversesigh / #anxietyclimbASMR / #omgseriouslyomg / “That's my favorite part about that song…” / #upanddown / “It'll never get old…”/ “Ever in the history of ever…” / “You don't have to edit that one out either…” / DERANGED (From “Pleasures Of The Flesh” – 1987 / “As good as that is, there's no low end…”/ “Not even close? Um, You can hear bass on this…”/ #thereisnobottom / “I don't…”/ #lastepisode / “The drive for poon…” / “The #hogstory alone is worth the price of admission…” / #PatreonExclusiveASMR / ***Go check out the #OzzyOsbourne #autobiography #IAmOzzy *** / “I'm sure reading it's great…”/ “The first notes…have you ever noticed…?” / #BlackSabbath #guitarsolo #OverTheMountain/ “If it's not it, it's damn close…maybe an octave higher…” (NOTE: it's probably the same shape and/or position but it's definitely a few frets higher on the fingerboard) / “You know what dude…”/ “I bet he played everything…”   (43:10): THE LAST ACTION OF DEFIANCE (From “Fabulous Disaster” – 1989) / “Am I my brother's keeper?”/ #drivefastASMR / #onmicburp #perfectlytimed #onmicburp / “It's #FAF !” / “His riffs…they're almost…they always had this…how are you doing that, dude?” / “That's the soundtrack of my youth…” / “You know what?” / #binning / #outroreel #DiabolousInMusica / “How did you do that?” / “I've gotta go back to all these episodes and listen to the last few minutes from the end…” / “That's okay, dude…”/ #ithappens / “Do a special mix for Russell…”/ IMPACT IS IMMINENT (From “Impact Is Imminent” – 1990) / “1990!? Fuck yeah…”/ “I really liked #FabulousDisaster so much…” / #bigsqueeziehug / #anxietyclimbASMR / “Same logo, for so long, and then…different logo.” / “Like that, or even like…”/ “They went harder in the paint…”/ “Usually, it feels like they're trying to pull one over on us…”/ #IronMaiden / “I would question it…”/ #herewego / “Fair example…#KISS …”/ “That's my #favoriteKISSalbum …”/ ***GO CHECK US OUT ON #FACEBOOK AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST!!!*** / THORN IN MY SIDE (From “Force Of Habit” – 1992) / “That's what the 90's did to thrash bands…”/ “Wait a minute…is this the one…where he cut his hair too?” / #dayjobhair / #neothrash / “It's such a weird album cover…it looks like a…”/ “That way he can leave it in…”/ “Maybe that's when…”/ “I've got a hitch in my giddyup …” / SCAR SPANGLED BANNER (From “Tempo Of The Damned” – 2004) / #GaryHoltRiffWizardryASMR / “Assuming that, one of those still happens…we should play that.” / #TheTriangleUnredacted #easyway #hardway #OldYellerASMR #BunkerpoonBarbershopQuartetTrio #Era   (59:32): RAZE (From “Shovel Headed Kill Machine” – 2005) / “We could almost and do that whole episode again…” / #itsbeenawhile / “How about that…?” #theopenertotheopener / CALL TO ARMS / RIOT ACT (From “The Atrocity Exhibition…Exhibit A” – 2007) / “Is that code for hot sex?” / “Oooooh…#powermetal style…”/ #thrashmetalASMR / #HFS / #TechnicalThrash #TechnicalMetal / “He's a solo #shredmonster too…” / “Have you seen the #SouthParkEpisode with…”/ “Because they're #comicgeniuses…” / #ATM / (From “Exhibit B: The Human Condition “ – 2010) / “If you think about it, #SouthPark is like the #Slayer of cartoons…” / THE BALLAD OF LEONARD AND CHARLES / #moodmusic / “I can feel it building into something crazy…”/ #weedlywooASMR / ***Go check out our other Exodus episodes*** / “There was a few people…” / “Those people, they're not even #bassplayers …” / “His voice sounds like an Extra-Souza'd Souza…” / “That's a young guy thing…”/ #RussellsReflectionsTalesOfFamilyASMR / A moment regarding the pure “magic” of going to a #recordstore and going through every section…/ “I love convenience…but it takes away…it's the experience…” / #alittlefur / “Just sit in your room and experience nothing then…”/ #spoiled / “It's easy just to do that…it's easier to just not have an individual, original thought?”/ “When are you gonna sit around and listen to all 50?” / “I've never said those words…”/ “You can thank Harry for that…” / BLACK  13 (From “Blood In, Blood Out” – 2014) / #hailyeah / #usethoseheadphones / “Damn…”/ “That's what they do…they set the tone…”   (1:18:46): “Sometimes he still hangs out with them…” / “This is the last (latest)…” / “I blew up the bathroom…did it right before I left…”/ PERSONA NON GRATA (From “Persona Non Grata” – 2021) / “Just because we said #allegedly …”/ “That's a different song…what was that?” / “It's been years…” #DecimationASMR / “There's #djunts in there, I remember…”/ “That should be our #nextepisode : Djunts and Khunts …” / “Let's put a poll out:  #DoomSicle or #DjuntsAndKhunts for #MetalNerderyPodcast #BunkerpoonHouseBand / “A leather coin purse that's been turned inside out…” / “I don't like the ‘open' pictures…what about the #wetenvelope ?” / “Don't cut this out, that's the best part, dude…”/ #noteven (“We love the labes…”) / “The 80's were hard on a lot of us…” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! GO CHECK OUT THE OTHER EXODUS EPISODES AT METALNERDERY.COM/PODCAST / #untilthenext #NerdOut / #outroreel #MetalNerderyOutroASMR / ***COME GRAB YOUR MERCH AT THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AT METALNERDERY.COM/MERCH *** / #outroreelreprise / “We've got a long one…” / #hehahuh

Hopefully by now, everyone is familiar with those first three notes from the first Black Sabbath album. During The Middle Ages, this was referred to as DIABOLOUS IN MUSICA (which is Latin, meaning “The Devil In Music”). While also known as “The Devil's Interval”, or in musical parlance simply as the tritone, SLAYER fans recognize DIABOLOUS IN MUSICA as the band's 8th album of sonic evilocity and darkness, and the 2nd with Paul Bostaph on the drums.    Even though it was released on June 9, 1998, as the nu-metal era was peaking, DIABOLOUS IN MUSICA is most definitely NOT Slayer's “nu-metal” album. It still possesses all the sinister signature sounds and the dark, macabre subject matter, but there's an unusual, experimental quality present on this album which defies definition and is unlike anything found on their previous albums. The overall production quality is much more aggressive and grittier, with the vocal performances utilizing some never-before used darker nuances, ensuring that DIABOLOUS IN MUSICA is an almost gratifyingly uncomfortable listening experience.    It's time to get in touch with “good old ‘What's His Name?'” and discover the subtle yet hilarious differences between “chickpeas and garbanzo beans”. Find out “where to measure from” to ensure maximum accuracy, go ahead and “tune down your voice”, prepare for the most unsettling outro reel ever, fix yourself a bowl of hummus and JOIN US as we dive into the darkness of “The Devil In Music”, made manifest on SLAYER's DIABOLOUS IN MUSICA.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast CHECK OUT SLAYER ON THE INTERWEBS https://www.slayer.net   Show Notes: (00:01): #whatthefuckingfuck / #fuckindah / “The internet's being a butthole!” / #ESO / “Bro…” / #technicaldifficulties #probrem / #instacunt / “It's pretty much that…”/ “Why am I laughing?” / #AhrnoldASMR / “You sure it's not “flahn, flahn, flahn,…?” / #sexystormtroopers #stormtrooperswithtits / #boinkboink / “There's no nips…”/ “You guys…this will be the last time…this is just sad…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Totally…OMG…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST FROM DEEP INSIDE THE SWEET & SNUG CONFINES OF THE BEAUTIFUL BUNKERPOON STUDIOS*** / “In #Atlanta …It wasn't the #burnunit …” / “It's possible dude…it's the world.” / ***DON'T SKIP TO THE MEAT OF THE EPISODE AT #THEDOCKET BUT YOU'RE WELCOME TO DO THAT (you'll just be missing the #appetizers …*** / #ilikepotatoskins / “Make that a button…”/ “It's white…”/ #dill #dillASMR / “Would you pronounce it for me?” / #bbqdippingsauces / “Maybe on the bottom bun, and put the vinegar sauce on top…” / “It had some tang?” / #watery / “Thick? Syrupy kind of sauce?” / #BigDaddysBBQPitASMR / #foodporn / “The way I look at food now, is the way I looked at…” / #ASMR / “That looks amazing…” / #thenextwave / “Let's just enjoy it…”/ “It might dude…” / #electionyear #electionyear2024 / #holdmybeer #watchthis / #frickin    (09:10): “Who's on your list of…top 15…best metal bands of all time!?” / #topfifteen #bestmetalbandsofalltime #bestmetalever #thebest / “Denied…HA!” / “Yeah, definitely…maybe not…” / “Very cool…”/ “I can't believe #KISS is #notonthislist …” / “We said it…”/ “I gotta throw #Helmet in there…”/ #AshesOfLeviathanTour #Mastodon #LambOfGod / “Yeah, uhh, NO!” / “Chips enough? Or #ChipZeenuf?” / “All the whores and drugs and stuff…took over…” / “Ozzy…as a solo artist…it's a different thing…” / “Yeah, not that guy…” / “Him and #Loverboy …” / #turnmelooseASMR / “Nah, that's already taken, bro…” / #albumcover / “That dude can sing, though…”/ #CanadianSingersASMR / #singersroomdotcom/ #55BestMetalBandsOfAllTime / “It's not my list but it has a lot…” / “It gets difficult…where the fuck's #Kreator …is that your top 5?”    (16:44): “Correspondencies?” / #PatreonShoutOut / ***THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING OUR LUNACY!!! KEEP SPREADING THE WORDERY ABOUT THE METAL NERDERY #BUNKERPOONAFTERDARK AT patreon.com/metalnerdery.com / “It's a solid 6…” / “I wish I was smart enough to create a pill…” / #analoscopy / “He wants an #easybutton …”/ “Have you seen the #SouthParkEpisode about it?” / “Do they have a #SkinnyCartman???” / #DEI / “And what does that mean again?” / #Diversity #Equity #Inclusion / “Right…exactly what they were going for…”/ “Those guys deserve EVERY PENNY THEY HAVE MADE!!!” / “Go ahead…and it all started with a #wrestlingthing …” / #approachingabillion / “You used it correctly…” / #WOW / “Wouldn't it be great if they left it all to…”    (21:55): “I'm just having fun, man…” / #TheDocket “That was beefy…” / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS…(long pause) / “Actually, you can just scream at some intern…” / #RussellsReflectionsPreHalloweenASMR / “It's August…”/ “Boned up and ready to go?” / #WTF #WhatTheFuck / “This is gonna happen when we get home…” / “So they basically just ripped off the original?” / #halfassyourwaythroughlife / “Sounds like a DJ…”/ “It's not a horror movie, it's an action film…”/ “Are there any #horrormovies that defy #horrormoviegenres …” / #whatshisnuts / “Has he done a horror movie? #Tarantino / “So here's a question…if you had to rank…most scary to least scary…” / #horrormovieASMR / “Just creepy ghost kinda shit…and the #slasherflicks …”/ #suspense #Halloween / “That movie's so fucked up dude…” / #spiderwalk #TheExorcist #DVDVersion #Uncut / “Anything that could be real is VERY scary…”    (31:00): (“Ahem…okay, here we go…take 2.”) / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SLAYER – DIABOLOUS IN MUSICA (“Their 8th studio release…26 years ago…”) / #TheDevilInMusic #Tritone #HeavyMetalASMR #SeeAlsoSabbath #SeeAlsoSlayer / “All that BULLSHIT…(you can say it)…” / “I think that was the last one I ever bought…this one has moments…” / #Slayer #DiabolousInMusica / “I got nothing…” / #thegrudgeASMR / “That's got Sarah Michelle's #Gellars …let's see her turkey…”/ “I'm surprised he didn't say ‘Sorry, ladies…” / “This was kinda Jeff's album, wasn't it?” / #KerryTrumpASMR / “He looks similar…”/ “I was told, by some people…” / “Totally amazing…”/ “Ewwww, is it skunky?” / #skunkybeer / “We didn't do any of the #socialmediastuff … #instagram #facebook #youtube #patreon / “Did I get everything?” / #freephone    (38:09): “Did y'all ever see that?” / #MetalEvolution #SamDunn / #VH1 vs #MTV / “Everything's a fucking app now…” / #MetalThrashingMania / “I think it's a throwback to the #HeadbangersBall …” / “He's still out there…we miss them…”/ “What do you guys think of the cover?” / #albumart / “That looks pretty evil, yeah…” / “He looks pale…like #Pinhead meets #TheSandman dude…”/ BITTER PEACE #RickRubinASMR #HowieWeinbergASMR / “Very creepy creepy…” / “As far as an opener, it's pretty powerful…”/ “I can hear the bridge…”/ DEATH'S HEAD / “I read something once…about the microphones…”/ STAIN OF MIND #SlayerIsNotANuMetalBand / #OhhYeah / “Definitely groovy…which is different…”    (48:24): “Speaking of overt…” / OVERT ENEMY “The government is supposed to be ‘we the people'…” / #WETHEPEOPLE / (“Or Wet He-People…”) / “That's what it sounds like when Tom sings in a pool…”/ “I think the only one they still play is…”/ PERVERSIONS OF PAIN #classicslayerASMR / Definite #DivineIntervention vibe… / “Oh yeah…the #breakdown right here…”/ #interesting / “That's mean, right?” / #JeffHanneman #HailToJeffHanneman / #necrotizingfasciatis / “Holy…hopefully that wasn't him…”/ “In fairness…”/ “Make sure you take a broom with you…” / “Did y'all hang out or get a beer or something?” / “Makes it sound so old…”/ “The last time I saw them when Jeff was playing…” / “That was the first show I'd ever…at a show…” / #lids / “My very first concert…” / “Nah, dude, I'm watching them…” / #alwaysastepbehind / “I know, those are nice tits…”/ LOVE TO HATE / “It's a vacuum cleaner…”/ “It's NOT #numetal but it's Slayer's version…” / “No, it's much better…”    (1:00:10): “Dude, this next one…sounds like…an #oldcopshow …” / DESIRE #usethoseheadphones / “This one has that good, classic, creepy Slayer vibe…”/ “It's got #chugs for sure…”/ “The creepy whispers are definitely a new facet…” / #totallytremendous / IN THE NAME OF GOD (“Definitely #chugs …”) / “Yeah, there we go…” / “Such a strange ending…”/ “If you're familiar with #rugby …” / SCRUM (“They play with knee socks and shorts…and BALLS!”) / NOTE:  That's fast as fuck! / “Do we have rugby?” / “Just me, one man's opinion…” / #heelsandlingerie (“Is it a thing? Really…?”) / #onstepbehind / “Good old #WhatsHisName …” / SCREAMING FROM THE SKY / “Hey man, how do you tune down your voice?” / “You know what the difference is between a knife and a feminist?” / POINT #killercloser (“This is a good way to end it…the album.”) / “Point is where all die…” / “I had a great moment…” / “Buy us lunch…” / #hummus #chickpea vs #garbonzobean #budumpbump #rimshot / “It took a moment…”/ “I think they're the same…”/ “Real quick…#BloodFeast has a new album…” / Infinite Evolution #BloodFeast / OUTBREAK / “It's thrash… #oldschoolthrashstyle …”/ “Musically, #RigorMortis vibes…” / #whatchacookin? / “Just not a fan, unless they're #magicalmushrooms …” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND TELL A FRIEND ABOUT THE PATREON!!! / #FromAllOfUsAt #BunkerpoonInternational #UntilTheNext / ***STOP BY WWW.METALNERDERY.COM/MERCH TO MAKE A PURCHASE OF SOME MERCH (AND CHECK OUT THE SITE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!!!)  / #outroreelASMR #awesomeness #pigsquealASMR #vocalwarmup #cookieeatingASMR / #outroreel 

Imagine being in a record store, just flipping through the LED ZEPPELIN section of albums on November 8, 1971, and finding an album that appeared unfamiliar, mysterious, and perhaps even a bit out of place. The album cover gave no reference as to the band's name or any discernible album title, the back cover had no track listing, there were no pictures of the band.    There was nothing.    On the front cover, there is nothing more than a framed picture showing an old, bearded man standing with a cane and carrying a large bundle of sticks on his back, hanging on the weathered wall of a semi-demolished home once belonging to someone who has long since passed away. On the back cover, a high-rise apartment building jutting into the bleak, grey sky, surrounded by smaller apartment homes and lush greenery in the foreground. On the spine of the album, where one would expect to see the name of the band and the name of the album, there were only four distinct, unusual symbols. In time, it would come to be known by many names:  RUNES, ZOSO, UNTITLED, and the most common name of them all, LED ZEPPELIN IV, which would go on to become the biggest selling album in the band's catalog and one of the top 10 biggest selling albums in the history of ALL music.   Get ready to “have a good August” and remember that “sometimes words have 12 meanings” because it's time to take “Dry July” a step further and step up your “pause game” while we share some kind words regarding our neighbors that were likely caused by a case of “Alabama jet lag”.  Discover the only other thing that was missing from Gojira's historic performance at the Olympic opening ceremonies other than “dragons and more fire”, understand the real reason why we ALL had to learn to play “the recorder” in elementary school, and JOIN US as we pay tribute to the sonic “transmogrification” of LED ZEPPELIN and dive into the enigmatic mystery that is their 4th (and otherwise “Untitled”) album, LED ZEPPELIN IV.     Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode ZEPPELIN on the InterWebs https://www.ledzeppelin.com/   Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter   Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): “Let's do #afterdark early…” / #instagram #pausegame #softcorehardcoreporncore #glazeddonut / “Ooooh, it's a snake with it's mouth open…”/ #subliminalporn / “It's still #DryJuly and I took it a step further…”/ #dryjacking / “I got laid yesterday…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “That is…a tasty beverage…” / #BoylanBottlingCompany #CremeSoda #CaneSugar / “Three more days…”/ “You don't have to though…you've exorcised the demon…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Counting down the end…”/ ***If you wanna skip the nonsense…go to #TheDocket *** / “The appetizers are sometimes as good, if not better, than the main course…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #AkademiaBrewing #Skal / “That's the #blackmetal #Norwegian dot…” / “Sorry…”/ #powerburpASMR / “It's like #instantforgiveness …”/ “I kinda dig your state, man…” / #HooverAlabama / “There were a lot of pretty people there…” / “Everybody's baby and honey out there…”/ #RussellsRoadtripReflectionsASMR / #ToddPacker #TheOffice / “I've seen clips, and that's it…” / “Is that guy a porn star?” / “You were way off…”/ #OfficeTrivia / “Dude, that sounded wet and cavernous…”/ “He came down and did some crowd work (with my wife) …”/ #StardomeTheater / “Food was good…”/ #TheNewPunchline vs #TheOldPunchline    (11:41): You can #correspondancize with us on #Instagram and #Facebook and #YouTube OR you can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com OR you can JOIN US on #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast OR you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #skoobitaboosh #VoicemailSegment #KenFromConnecticut / “Listening to a lot of your old episodes…again.” / #AllThatRemains and #PrideAndGlory / “Twangle…”/ “The pictures that #TripSix sent us…” / #ScreamFromTheBalls and #WhisperFromTheBalls #GeoffTaint #BestSellers / “Matthew is my #ghostwriter …”/ “Check this shit out…”/ #allegedly / #turkeysdone / ***THANK YOU TO OUR PATREONS!!!*** / #PatreonShoutout / “It's a hard G…”/ ***If y'all have requests for #ThePatreon send us an email or a voicemail!*** / #DoomsicleASMR / “Dude, that sounded chunky…and wet…”/ #ANALysis / “PS, do a #Dethklok episode…”/ #fixitinpost / #AshesOfLeviathanTour / “Three days ago…” / #ohhhdamn   (19:53): “Did you guys see #Gojira?” / #OpeningCeremonies #Olympics (NOTE: “Ah! Ca Ira” is the song that #Gojira performed, which translates to “It will be fine…”) / #letthemeatcake / “They should bring that back…”/ “They need dragons and more fire…she needs to have her tits out.”/ “That's last month's news…”/ “That sounds Arabic…what you did.” / “Whichever one is more offensive…we're trying to get female listeners…”   (24:31): “Let's do #TheDocket …” / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  LED ZEPPELIN IV / RUNES / #ZOSO / UNTITLED / #LedZeppelin #LedZeppelinIV / “I think we're ALL thinking it, let's go ahead and say it…c'mon, is it NOT!?” / “That's not what I said, I did not say it!” / “I wonder if I heard this first and went backwards…” / “Almost everything on here was radio stuff…”/ #HeadleyGrange / Everything had to be louder because of #JohnHenryBonham / Released November 8, 1971 / “Isn't that weird to think about?” / “He's not just a bass player…” / “Obviously a bass player can be a musician, but not all musicians can be bass players, I don't think…” / “He went from guitar to bass…you can't use that word anymore…” / #transition #transform #transportation #transmogrification #TransAm / #killeropener BLACK DOG / “The time is weird…the drums kind of overlap…”/ “It's kind of a WTF opener…”/ “I don't know what I've been told…” / #sixtomidnight / “What do you think was THE most played song on the radio other than Stairway?” / “Of the songs on here, what's your LEAST favorite?” / “It's folky…”/ “I think it's almost like their #EnterSandman …” / ROCK AND ROLL #killeropener on #TheSongRemainsTheSame #TheMovie / “The rhythm section of that band made Jimmy Page's guitar sound WAY bigger…” / “Live, his guitar sound was kickass…” / #MidnightMovies    (40:10): “I didn't like it initially…but I like it now.” / “It's like a cloudy, rainy day…”/ #boinkboink / THE BATTLE OF EVERMORE (“It's kinda got a creepy vibe to it…”) / “She looks like a witch…”/ “Bring it back…” / “Okay, be honest…at what point did you strive to learn #StairwayToHeaven ?” / #fingerings / “They were telling you how to finger…”/ #guitarlessons / “It's a D suspended 4 pentagramian testicular chord…”/ “He put in the time…I wanted to get laid…”/ “I could do instant…instant's cool.”/ #cricketsASMR / STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN (“Let's just reflect on this…on a Sunday afternoon”) / “There are no happy accidents…just babies.” / NOTE:  That's actually a recorder, not an organ or a flute…a recorder. Remember, the recorder? That one instrument we ALL learned to play in elementary school for whatever bizarre reason? / #TwelveMeanings / “But I've got some good news…” / “It sounds so big…it's totally huge.” / “That's something that's not done anymore…”/ “Oh there's #backmasking and weird stuff…”   (56:29): “What do you mean there's ‘moments'?” / #HaveAGoodAugust / “Side 2 might be better than Side 1?” / “You've got #AlabamaJetLag …” / MISTY MOUNTAIN HOP #killeropener #sidetwo / “I like this one a little more now than I did then…”/ “That's a lot of material for such a short timespan…”/ “It's like #antimarketing …”/ “There was no internet…you had to guess…”/ FOUR STICKS (“Somebody should do a doom version of this if they haven't already…”) / “I don't remember…that part…”/ “And THEN I went backwards…most everything I heard was on the radio…” / “When they did that in the death metal voice…every single fucking time…that's what they played.” / “I know it's not June, but it's gotta be made before we go to California…” / #logistics #topsandbottoms   (1:07:58): “Big Gulps, huh?” / GOING TO CALIFORNIA (“Someone told me there's a squirrel out there…”) / #LedZeppelinIIIASMR / “It's a #motif …”/ NOTE:  It was recorded in the LOBBY (and/or Hallway) of #HeadleyGrange but there were microphones hung in the stairwell / #BeastieBoys RHYMIN' & STEALIN' / #drumsamplingASMR / WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS (“The harmonica makes it heavier…”) / “How did I miss that? You must have pounded the other one then…” / #itssore #downthere / (Potential) Tracking changes / “Even a casual listener probably has this record…”/ #RussellsReflections80sEditionASMR / “Did you buy the 45 or the whole album?” / “I had #PacManFever …#YouTube it, we've got a few minutes…”/ PAC-MAN FEVER (“Now we've gotta listen to #Sabbath”) / #arcades (“$5 then was like a month's worth of groceries today…”) / #videogames #videoarcades #Intellivision #ColecoVision #Atari2600 / “Dude, that did not age well…” / “You could do it, but why would you?” / “They're all ROMs…whatever…”/ #tobefair / “The irony which is not lost on me…” / #SpareChange #allegedly / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND THANK YOU TO OUR PATREONS AND THANK YOU TO LED ZEPPELIN!!! / #outroreel / ***COME GRAB YOUR METAL NERDERY GEAR AT metalnerdery.com/merch ***

Often in life you have to “strike while the iron is hot” because more often than not, the “First Strike Is Deadly” and not striking may result in lost opportunity and success. And while TESTAMENT were riding the wave of success from their first three albums and the subsequent tours that followed, their fourth album within three and a half years, SOULS OF BLACK, might have been a step too far.    Granted, the October 9, 1990 release of SOULS OF BLACK was a prerequisite for the band's inclusion on the European leg of the Clash of the Titans tour, and while it's chock full of riffs, incredible guitar solos, and “eerie harmonies” that are all essential elements of the TESTAMENT sound, overall “the chugs are lacking”, and understandably so, because after 3 albums and 3 tours in less than 3 years' time, the boys from Berkeley could have used a much-needed break before going back into the studio after such an intensive writing, recording, and touring cycle, back to back to back.   It's time to indulge in some “debaucracy” as we accidentally included the latest episode of “The Triangle” within this episode (“because everybody's offended by everything now”). Find out what everybody's “I can't get to the radio fast enough to turn it off” song is, discover why “Velma was a little bit hotter than Daphne” (and remember that “you can get a lot for $100”), contact “the help desk of medicine” for some “apple wrapped bacon”, and prepare to understand which song is “the one I'm gonna bang my chick to” when you JOIN US as we dive into the darkness of TESTAMENT's fourth offering, SOULS OF BLACK.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): *What happens when the red button is pushed unknowingly…* / “It's buried in a #Mauslim or #Mausoleum somewhere…”/ #dryjuly #nosociallube / “I had a great #AmericaDay did you?” / #RussellsReflectionsJulyFourthEdition #IndependenceDayASMR / “They all spent like $100 each…”/ #fireworks #ordnance / “Did they clean up or blow it into the yard across the street?” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Hold on…okay NOW…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “It's just the…it didn't work out again…” / “Let's try it one more time…” / #taketwo / “I can do it in post…” / “I feel better…”/ #OldSmokyRootBeer #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode vs #MrBlackCoffeeLiquer / “Root beer float or Coke float?” / “Enjoy your July, #fuckface …”/ #cokefloat #cokerim / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE…*** / “Stick around for the appetizers…that's where the fun is.”/ “That's your ‘I can't get to the radio fast enough to turn it off…'” / “I just had this feeling…”/ “Our listener count is going down as we speak…”   (09:40): #PatreonShoutOut / ***Check us out on the #Patreon at Patreon.com/MetalNerderyPodcast for #thehogstory and #Doomsicle and MUCH MUCH MORE for less than the price of a cocktail!!!*** / “My point is, Bob's coming down…” / “Wear your #MetalNerderyGear which you can procure at metalnerdery.com/merch …” / “It's kinda that color…”/ “Let's do a #Kittie episode…”/ “I think it's because she's got a vagina…”/ “Dude, they might love #PatBenatar …”/ “Big M, little organ…”/ “Chicks with glasses, yay or nay?” / #VelmaVsDaphne / “That was more of an ogling, if you will…”/ “Is it weird if…?” / “Because everybody's offended by everything now…”/ #allegedly / “We're halfway through the year and heading into #Armageddon …”/ #debaucracy / #RussellsReflections #TheTriangleUnredacted #TheTriangleASMR #BenShapiroImpressionASMR / #GARM / #ThePartyOfNothing / #Project2025 / “I think both sides…will do anything to keep him from winning…”/ “Swallows well?” / “A woman is a bowling ball…” / #wolkfolk / “He's not German…”   (23:33): “I don't know how you'd do it…” / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: TESTAMENT – SOULS OF BLACK / Released October 9, 1990 / “It'd be funny if we brought up our #seniorpictures …”/ “But I went to #dayandnightschool for 3…”/ “#SummerSchool was awesome…you would go to a campus with a #brandnewmarket …”/ #LMAO / “It's a little darker…” / #SoulsOfDarkBlack / “A little poppier…”/ #tobefair / “They basically released an album every single year (from 1987 til 1990) AND toured (for every album!)…” / #burnoutASMR / Testament touring with #WrathchildAmerica and #Annihilator and #NuclearAssault back in the late 80's / “Suddenly it was like the new thing…” re: #WrathchildAmerica / “Four albums, four years and four tours in a row…”/ “That was the #tourshirt I had when they opened for #JudasPriest …”/ #TheOmni    (31:31): “I love the intro because it's total #guitarporn …”/ BEGINNING OF THE END / FACE IN THE SKY / “It's a little anemic…”/ “It's very #Hetfieldish …”/ “Do it like #Epstein…” / FALLING FAST / “Everything needs to come up a little more…”/ “It's not as whatever as ‘Practice'…”/ Michael Rosen vs Alex Perialas / “The chugs are kinda lacking…it's a little #chugless …”/ SOULS OF BLACK #creepythunder #killerbassline #TestamentCreepy / “Don't be insensitive…”/ “Isn't it the same as #5?” / “Sounds like a shitty Italian dish…”/ “Remember…the loudness button? It sounds like they forgot to hit the loudness button.” / ABSENCE OF LIGHT #CreepyHarmonies / “There's no bad #Testament …”/ “They're like one step away from writing hits…”/ “It's their Enter Sandman…”/ #ClashOfTheTitans / “That's yesterday 33 years ago!” / “That's a #Police song…” #synchronicityASMR / LOVE TO HATE / “The Preacher!!!” / “Sounds like you need more projection…”   (46:49): “Have you noticed…?”/ #burppower / “You know when you feel empty after?” / MALPRACTICE / “I did not set that up btw…it was magic…”/ “I think this was my favorite song on this album…”/ “Yeah the #guitarmix bothers me…”/ “Not to get on a tangent or anything…have you noticed…? / #TheHelpDeskOfMedicine / #TierOne / “It's fine…” / “If your 50…”/ “Eat more apples…eat less bacon…don't have apple wrapped bacon…” / #applewrappedbacon / #dontworryaboutit / ONE MAN'S FATE / “It was more #eviler …”/ “It was like Fade To Black…”/ “You can't be a thrash band and do unplugged stuff…”/ “What is Slayer's ballad? 213? Spill The Blood?” / “Where's the line?” / “And that's the way they all talked…”/ #gaffing / “I would vote for you for President…”/ “I'd like to see #DonaldTrump talk like #GordonRamsay …”/ “Oh it's not, it's the next one after this…/ “This is the one I'm gonna bang my chick to…” / THE LEGACY (“I never understood the ‘Why?'”) / “In the back of my old Chevy pick-up truck…she needs some A/C…” / #LMAO / #gothim / #thosewerethedays / #killercloser (“Also about China…”) / SEVEN DAYS OF MAY / “If I ever start getting pains…I'll start naming names…” / “Y'all know some of ‘em…”/ “Oh that's so worth it…and he's sober!” / “Remember when you used to get angry…”/ “The Fuck Wagon? The Poon Mobile?” / #allegedly / “I've had dreams about that truck…”/ “It only had like 36,000 miles on it when we bought it…” / #pussymobile / “You didn't have to have a degree from MIT to work on it…”/ “You can almost smell the vagina from here…”/ “Not their finest hour…just not our favorite, that's all.” / “Everything can't be awesome, all the time.” / “I wanna go back and have virtual reality memory of you in high school…” / #StrangeDays / “It's kinda like #TheMatrix …”/ ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #getashirt and #JOINUS on #Patreon #MetalNerdery / #loveyoumeanit / #outroreel / ***COME PICK UP YOUR METAL NERDERY GEAR AND MERCH AND SHIRTS AND SUCH AT metalnerdery.com/merch!!!*** #laughtrackASMR #outroreel #sobriety   

1991 was a year unlike any other. KFC changed their name to avoid paying royalties to the “trademarked” commonwealth for which they were named (whereas K-Y Jelly could not be reached for comment), Terminator 2:  Judgment Day was blowing up the box office as the number one movie in America, the first ever “world wide web” website was introduced to the world by Tim Berners-Lee, and just 6 days after that, on August 12th, 1991, Coroner's fourth album (Mental Vortex) AND Metallica's self-titled fifth album were BOLTH released on the EXACT same day.    It's time to get in the time machine and get ready to start “shooting ropes & painting walls” with our “squeezies” as we reveal the name of the band many have notoriously deemed “the hawk-tuah of metal”, as well as the frontman who resembled “a hot Canadian chick” (back in the day) before touring with Pantera, because we're going back to a time when high school was everything and the idea of retiring to the swingingest, most syphilis-infested subdivision in The Sunshine State was some abstract, fantastical, utopian concept that stretched far beyond the comprehension of our young, teenage, “brain snagged” minds.   “AwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwMannnnnnn” it's time to learn the key ingredients of “vampire jerky” and remember that “you can still rock with a high voice” (even if you've got on your “gloves of shame”). Find out where you DO NOT want to get “heartworms”, be sure to establish firm boundaries so you'll know exactly where “the aftermarket stuff stops with the ladies”, prepare to enjoy some “tangy flan” (courtesy of the outro-reel super-mix) and JOIN US as we reflect on all the fantastic metal released on August 12th, 1991 and the other 364 days of that year as we travel back in time to THE YEAR OF OUR RIFF LORD: 1991.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182   Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com   Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): #herewego (“The button's red…”) / #vampirejerky / “It's something new…”/ #DryJuly (“Wait…no lube?”) / #oldsmokey #rootbeermoonshine #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #theverdict / “At the tip…but the back end…”/ “It doesn't have #bubbles …”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Wait, do it one more time…”/ #recordscratch / “It's called #discipline …”/ “Just six?”/ “Next money shot was like #PeterNorth …”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComfort #AthensGeorgia #Tropicalia #sixpointsixpercentABV    (05:58): #RussellsReflectionsASMR regarding the #NickelbackDocumentary on #Netflix / “Their influences totally make sense…”/ #stripclubcore / #billboardtopten / “That's probably why they're hated…”/ “Look at #KISS …”/ #songwriting / “You've got #OneLifeToLive …”/ “That's like a neighborhood…”/ “That's a metal label…”/ The #hawktuah of metal…/ #PATREONSHOUTOUT (Come and #JoinUs on the Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerdery ) / “Have a good June…”/ “He's so nice he joined us twice…”/ “Speaking of…we owe him a shirt.”    (13:47): If you want to send us some correspondence you can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or hit us up on #YouTube or #Instagram or #Facebook OR you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #TripSix #WaxAudio (CONFIRM THE NAME) #MuttLange / #isitgay? / “I beg to disagree…”/ #clonesex / “Do they push too far?” / “Does he fuck an octopus?” / #octopushandy vs #peanutbutter / “It's only gross if you…”/ #youreworse #hogstoryparttwo / “I need a shower…”   (19:12): #TheDocket / “What were YOU guys doing in #1991?” / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  1991 – YEAR IN METAL / ***check out our 1994 episode and our 3-part 1990 episode (30 years in metal) ***/ “Everybody knows what came out in '91…”/ NOTE:  That was March 1992, not 1991. / “Loads everywhere when they came to Atlanta…” / “They had to appeal to all the cooze out there first…”/ “Start off soft and get harder…” / #naturalprogression / #SkidRow SLAVE TO THE GRIND / “I just had a realization…”/ #OzzyOsbourne (MS? “Something happened in '91…”) #allegedly (“I think you just like saying tinker…”) / “They should map over their #cokelines from prior releases…”/ MR. TINKERTRAIN (“Now it does.”) / “Squeezies?” / “Settle your ass…” / #blackdog   (30:12): “We should play something thrashy…”/ “Stop with the yawns, dude…”/ “We're gonna move to that #Florida #SwingingNeighborhood …”/ #roastbeefjerky / #TheVillages / “Isn't that an old school #STD?” / “If the sores aren't there, you're good to go…”/ “AIDS part 2?” / #Athiest MOTHER MAN and some #GhostStory #tangentionalality / #Entombed LIVING DEAD / “It works for them…”/ “The drum mix reminds me of #TheMasquerade …”/ “Let's change things up a little…” / #Primus TOMMY THE CAT (“That's '91 all day long…”) / “And I say unto thee…”/ “They get MY Nickelback hate…”/ #ArmoredSaint (“I'm sorry, who's bush?”) / “Where does the #aftermarket stuff stop with the ladies?” / REIGN OF FIRE #powermetal / “This is a #soundtrack song…” / “He sounds like a younger #JohnBush / “It just seems weird for '91…” / “Things got progressively lighter…” / “Radio kills every star…” / “The song about the dead girlfriend?” / #readthoselyrics   (43:58): #Death SUICIDE MACHINE / “Everything's busy…”/ “I think we did that before we started calling it #InsideTheMetal …”/ “What would be a deep cut, if you had to pick one?” / #Sepultura ALTERED STATE / “It reminds me of #CrashBandicoot and #PlayStationOne …”/ “This almost sounds like a soundtrack tune…”/ #TypeONegative UNSUCCESSFULLY COPING WITH THE NATURAL BEAUTY OF INFIDELITY #IKnowYoureFuckingSomeoneElse (“Slam on the brakes!”) / #AwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwMannnnnn (“What a break down…”) / #justafriend / “That's straight up doom right there…”/ “Hey don't think I don't know what you're doing, you stupid twat!” / #HalloweenVibesASMR / Reflecting on the first time we ever saw #TypeONegative live at #TheInternationalBallroom / #MonsterMagnet (“'94, you were way off!”) MEDICINE #usethoseheadphones    (57:57): #TheAccused had an album in '91, right? / “No, it's not funny, but what's hysterical is…”/ “They all sound like that?” / NO HOPE FOR RELIEF (“That's the #weedlywoo of drums…”) & SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL / “Vocals by TAZ…”/ “Where do we wanna go next?” / “I feel like Bill likes #TheBlackAlbum as much as he likes #KISS…”/ #Coroner METAMORPHOSIS (NOTE:  #TBA and #MentalVortex #bolth came out on August 12, 1991) / “A dude named Stacey?”/ #HallowsEve / “What in the world?” / “Can you imagine #FDR introducing #WinstonChurchill as #AdolfHitler?” / “Have you seen the dick on that motherfucker?” / #Venom TRIBES (“That's not #Cronos …”)   (1:11:00): “Just for fun…” / #FatesWarning (“They're part of the Big 3 or 4 of #progressivemetal I think…”) / POINT OF VIEW (“That's kinda rockin'…”) / “Get ready for the #highsinging …” / #glovesofshame (“It sounds like #OperationMindcrime …”) / “Nobody said I was a singer…”/ “What's your favorite?” / THERAPY / “Can we hear the very intro of MONSTER SKANK?” / “We've got a lot to go here…”/ “You've gotta play #COC …”/ #CorrosionOfConformity WHITE NOISE (“This is probably their only real thrash album…”) / “That's European American privilege noise…”/ “Number 1 #Billboard single, 1991…” / #itsnotmetal / “Y'all bang to that?” / “Those were all the metal bands that made it…”/ “Is that what happens when…cut themselves?” / #sackful #Krystals / “Really good bad…”/ “You see all the people getting shot ordering food in the drive thru these days?” / “Oh boy…all the pressure…”/ #Metallica OF WOLF AND MAN / “No shape shift or nothin', huh?” / #Overkill BARE BONES (“It's #Halloween …it's not but it makes you think of it.”) / “You may be right, and I may be crazy…”/ NOTE:  see also #KingDiamond #Them OUT FROM THE ASYLUM / “And for fun…the Halloween theme?” / “Is that a #threesome…does it count?” / “It's coming right before #theendoftheworld …”/ “Y'all are too white to say that…”/ #markthetime please…/ “Once we get bigger than Rogan…” / “Oh yeah, he ripped off #BillHicks persona, set, etc…he stole everything from Bill Hicks…”/ “#DietBillHicks is what you saw…”/ “How are we looking on those #OperationOrangeTits shirts…”/ #3DCheetos / ***THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING US AND THANK YOU TO OUR PATREONS FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!!*** / #GrungeNerderyPodcast / ***COME ON DOWN TO THE #BUNKERPOONGIFTSHOPPE AND PICK UP SOME #METALNERDERYPODCAST MERCH AT metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #outroreel #supermix #pissandpennies