Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

Nose Trumpet Orchestra, Butler strolling Skank, ancient cold remedies, Crispy roast duck, no lower body required! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Sistertude, Dancing Llama, Corgi fluff pillows, Aquariums going wrong, Daughters telling Dad jokes! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Teabag darts, Mumchester fashion in the 90s, Rice pudding revisited, shoveling techniques, Red phone box --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Big boa action, Paddy or Patty's? Beer Goggles,Dogs texting, Leprechaun trap, Butler burning himself --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Snowpocalypse, no.69, Irish snow jokes pt 2, Snow tales, naughty Plumber actor, jungle pleasure juice --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Nanny Ninja, Squeaky Pig Choir, Snow and Irish jokes, the scent of marrow bone, Face bra's --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Hot travel flask cheek warming ,Brown pickle and Burger debate, Disc inferior golf, the essence of cream of celery soup, History making Royal Corgi interview. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Royal Family misfortunes, "Carry-On Doctor!" Breakfast Beards, Friday hot-tubs, Urine sample dance --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Fork handle acupuncture, dropped a bomb on me, Hollywood Mammoth dentistry, runny yolks:an epilogue. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

"Play your Pet Plopsies right". Cat-gut tennis rackets, rustic snow shoes, "Gran-ma-ma she hates runny yokes!" Talking to fellow Corgi owners in cars with yellow tongues. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Jumper Jenga, Bearded Bear Bro's, Snow Plough Bro's, fetish face mask, perfect scrubbing, form a queue! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Pancake Paparazzi, Skinny trousers aren't for big fella's! a misty lockdown tale, vibrating device for problem areas. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

I have a Goose Problem, socks in bed, onesies, Long-Johns, American bathroom etiquette, Valentines hot chocolate,Jack Valentine --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Snorting Tortoise, Cricket and Sarnies, Samosa sarcophagus, Indian feast, Fat free ice-cream --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Shakespeare reincarnation, Obscure FM, Men in running tights, random burnt logs, Sausage cures all ills. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Hugh and Dog poo etiquette, Henry's long lost crown, Mancunian tea bag dunking expertise, reverse Keto --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Marmalade in a Victorian bathing suit, Alien trax in the sodden turf, Rustic and perforated underwear cheese cloth's, Dog waste professionals, Can't sleep? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Lost Gold teeth, wonky four poster beds, crispy baked potatoes,  airline tea brewed through a rugby player jock strap. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Yarning & Darning, Meatloaf Catapult, naughty Limericks, Raptor piles. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

21 limerick salute, Jurassic foreskin, Mittens, Toffee crisp and aliens, Big-Bird --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

The Yorkshire Pudding association of America, male corsets and naughty Bridgerton , Love me chicken tenders..love me true, molten crispy pancakes! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Avalanche of sweaters, Anglo antique arc, Pina Colada song replaced with Kombucha? Willyman, Should men wear trousers? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Sugar Plum Butler, Lost glove samaritan, double bag the Xmas tree,  Podding in the potting shed. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Worcestershire sauce, awful safe words, Sick sourdough, Prince Phillip's greatest hit's, Heavenly hot chocolate --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Chocolate fat roll, New Year new waistline..Battery daddy, hangover cures,Thai hot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

The Night before Christmas, Craigslist Corgi, Daughters, Queen Rat, TikTok Mug Cake --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

The Solstice, Chicken Wing guy, Howling at Christmas carols,Misfiring Pajama bottoms, Turkey Trots. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Himalayan Yak milk dog treat: taste test, Red sky in winter, randy reindeer's ,TikTok for oldies --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Ode to a Festive Magpie,Winter Birds, constipated pre-historic man,The Christmas sandwich, Bedroom podcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Ghost of Christmas Present, Willy spotting , Cheesy snacks in the snow, Milk tray man, Snowman milk and white chocolate orbs! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Magical hair lube, exploding mothballs, sequin sparkle, Christmas cheese, "I prefer a Nooner to a 14er!" --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

The 12 farts of Rudy's Christmas, Christmas Cockeral, Chocolate auditing, Holy Boxer briefs --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Figgy pudding, Itchy nipple syndrome,"Save a Ginger this Christmas!".Frost fairs, human Amber created from tree humping?! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Fugging rugs, Naughty Christmas lights, LED Moob cones, the Fashion police, Queen's resilience, Melonopoly! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Thanksgiving special, Aussie phrases, Norman's Big Bertha, Roast Goose, Fight speed dating! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Trump or Trombone? Turd Slingshot, biggest suction device in the world ever...Pine-needle acupuncture, double buttered toast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

The Tale of the Hangry Butler, oh la la naughty French Parents, Sand free towels ,rotten egg smelling yacht --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Political sign toboggan,Foxy dog trot, clipping toe nails in a new bath, camouflage baseball cap trauma, excessive Genie Lamp rubbing. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Trucks with nuts and shrinkage, French bulldog elected,Lilly's special toy delivered, emotional support Canadians, cooking chickens in a hot spring! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

King George an invitation to return if necessary! Wheel of misfortune, hangry hounds pick the next President. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Thatcher hated beards, Poopy hand warmer, Lint Wiggery, Gordon's Wellington pizza, Ghouls and Voting. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Skeletal hand trick or treating, Corgi Bull at a gate, Lock down Michelin man, Mary Poppins songs whilst high, Fart tolling. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Mini Wheats in the bed,Clodhopper Breaker in,Baboon or buffoon, Chess Cheat Knight, Sausage roll poling --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Drive through Jerky, Rat Hole,Nipple tassels,Butchers Dog, British touch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Olive Oiled up, Father Christmas the Uber Driver, the Barber and the back hair, Skinny Geese wearing nappies/diapers! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Dog walking doppelgängers, Nipple Sonar, Special Puddings,Holiday movie romantic and cheeky chap! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Palmerston's purple headed pool cue, What is an established relationship?Sex is good for the heart, Rutabaga skin's --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Stoned Mouse munchies, Bad arse cracks, almond milk drinking Millennial Vegan Foxes,Naughty vegetables --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

September Santa Sleigh ride, Queens Burgers, irrigate a fertile mind! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

The Sky has never been as blue before or since... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message

Flying Butler Tandems, Male Tweakments, Movers in the buff, Turmeric dyed cats. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/keepcalmcauliflowercheese/message