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In this jam-packed episode, the Maxi Pod breaks down Kitty Purry's Blue Origin stunt and the messy tour backlash, dissect our princeling Justin Bieber's current floundering, and side-eye Justin Timberlake and Chris Brown because something is definitely afoot... We also dive into Tate McRae and Morgan Wallen chatter, the Cowboy Carter Tour buzz, Bravo drama from Summer House, The Valley, and The Challenge All Stars: Rivals Final, plus Secretary Pete's patriotic appearance on Flagrant and Amy Poehler's new pod, Good Hang. Episode Guide: 0:00 Intro- Maggie's Eye doctor is a quack 7:00 Katy Perry is out of this world (Blue Origin space flight and tour backlash) 11:30 Justin Bieber is floundering 13:53 Justin Timberlake Golfed and it was Everything we Thought it Was 15:20 Chris Brown is going on tour 17:00 Tate Mcrae X Morgan Wallen might have controversial collab coming 23:10 Beyonce's Cowboy Carter Tour- are ticket sales low? 25:35 Summer House- Jesse and Lexi, snitching on men, Kyle/Amanda baby drama 34:05 The Challenge All Stars Rival Final Recap in 1 minute 35:34 The Valley - Brittany and Jax 39:14 Pete Buttigieg on Flagrant Podcast. We are voting for Pete for president 43:26 Amy Poehler's new podcast Good Hang 45:00 Destiny's Challenge
Episode 101: The most relatable & charming episode about Springtime roses and thorns Episode Guide: [00:00:00] Intro: Welcome to Spring, Rewatching the Challenge, Work troubles, Cleaning bathrooms, Shaving legs [00:07:35] Bachelor Nation Wellness Check; Matt James break up/Sean Lowe attacked by dog! [00:16:09] SUMMER HOUSE IS A METAPHOR! Kyle vs Craig, Hannah Berner returns, Friendship issues via Paige, Hannah, Amanda, Aspirational expectations for men, Southern charm vs Summer House Civil War [00:30:05] The Challenge: All Stars Rivals in one sentence [00:31:04] New Albums Alert! Tate McCrae, Lady Gaga is under appreciated? [00:35:38] Unauthorized Group Chats [00:40:03] Male Entrepreneurs [00:41:59] Bravo Boys Do Better [00:44:18] The Numbers Game (Kelly is in the Dog House) [00:48:40] Washington DC (American Flag Emoji) [00:50:22] Feeling the Love
Good Googly Moogly it's our 100th episode! Shout out to ourselves and all of the loyal Maxxinistas! Episode Guide: 0:00 100th Episode of the Maxi Pod!! 4:26 Maggie went on a date 7:40 Kendrick Lamar Superbowl Halftime Review 22:12 Updated Superbowl Halftime Rankings 22:33 Beyonce Bowl Review 28:28 Grammys Winners and Losers 36:00 Paige and Craig Breakup/Summer House/Southern Charm 50:07 The Traitors Season 3 Cast: Banger or Clanger? 52:33 Justin Baldoni vs. Blake Lively- vibes only 58:00 Pyramid of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City 59:30 The Challenge All Stars: Rivals 1:01:14 Bad Faithfuls 1:04:22 Rob Gronkowski 1:05:04 Tate McRae 1:05:36 Paige DeSorbo 1:06:16 The Snowball Effect
A Deep Dive into The Challenge Season 40: Battle of the Eras featuring Tammi and Owen! Episode Guide: 0:00 Winners and Losers of our Challenge Fantasy League 2:20 The Final, Swimming, Karma Votes, Winners 8:40 Who is the GOAT of the challenge? 14:10 Bananas Angels vs Vacation Alliance, Jordan and Tori 24:22 Referee Controversies/Production Interference, Horacio vs Derrick, Jenny, Conspiracy Theories 30:22 Laurel vs. Cara, Tammi Do You Care? 36:30 How does Season 40 stack up to recent seasons? 40:02 Destiny's Challenge of the Season: Era 4, CT, Era 3 Boys, Derek C, Jenny, Women over 30, Bananas 51:05 Hopes and dreams for future casting
Shout out the world! Specifically Andrew and Kirstin from the Pitch Session Pod for adding their expertise (or lack thereof) to our 2024 End of the Year Wrap Up Episode! Episode Guide: 0:00 - Introducing our Guests: The Pitch Session Pod! 2:00 - 2024 Music Highlights (& Maggie's Spotify Wrapped Top Songs) 7:15 - 2024 Best in TV (and re-watches) 11:10 - Movies we watched in 2024 15:30 - Biggest Pop Culture Stories of 2024 25:00 - Destiny's Challenge (Beyonces, Kellys, Michelles of 2024) See you in 2025!
0:00 Intro 2:35 How to be a Ho for the Holidays!!!!! 16:55 Maggie, Do You Care? 17:25 Brianna Chickenfry vs. Zach Bryan 21:30 Grammy Nominations/ Was Ariana Grande snubbed? 26:03 The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and The Worst Husband Contest 28:50 Love is Blind DC 31:12 Our Sexiest Man Alive 32:37 Wicked Press Tour Ariana/Ariana and SpongeBob 34:15 The Challenge: ERAS Season 40 Analysis 39:50 Dancing With the Stars (Glee Cast Version) 49:16 Over-Apologizing 50:50 Pick Me's 53:30 Carrie Ann Inaba 55:44 Nostalgia/Re-reading the Animorphs 57:25 Coping Mechanisms 58:00 Johnny Bananas
This special mini- episode of the Maxi Pod features everyone's favorite guest host So_Grool, as she and Rachel try to grapple with the 2024 Presidential Election results. If you hear something that offends you, it was AI. Actually nevermind, being a whiny little bitch is apparently the path to victory :-)
Thotumn is back with a vengeance and Maggie and Rachel are feeling joyful, chaotic, and slightly evil. Gather your coven and enjoy this high quality podcast! Episode Guide: (0:00) Intro, Maggie went out in DC, Dangers of Caffeine (5:52) THOTUMN! Things to look forward to! (18:00) Christina Aguilera Sabrina Carpenter Duet, Retrospective on Christina & Katy Perry (26:36) Beyonce is still trying to find her passion (30:13) Diddy legal update, The Danity Kane of it all (33:08) The Challenge Season 40 Recap, Loves and Hates, Laurel vs. Cara Maria (39:53) Dancing With the Stars, Is it a banger or a clanger (43:53) Being Late to the Party a la JLo, Justin Timberlake and JC, 50 Cent (46:13) The Enemy of Good inspired by Chappell Roan (51:00) The White Board Boys (51:52) Kendrick Lamar (55:03) Being Checked in (56:54) Little Sisters
The Maxi Pod has created a Back to School Guide for the Maxxinistas to find joy in this time of transition and to give us all some options on how to spend the next few weeks between Summer and Thotumn! Enjoy! (00:00) Back to School Guide! First Day of School Rebrand, Not a Girl Not Yet a Woman, Class Period Syncing, Learn Something From This! She's Cheer Captain, It's a School Night, Eat Dessert Alone Like Steven Glansberg (25:00) Divorce of J Lo and Ben and what this means for romance (33:10) Dancing with the Stars Cast Announcement and Artem controversy (39:00) The Challenge 40 Reaction, Elimination Controversy (45:15) Molly Mae and Blake Lively (46:00) Being On Call (47:38) A referendum on the SLIM PICKINS of DC bars and men (53:45) Reframing Your Circumstances a la Tony Raines (54:55) The Shawn Mendes Effect aka an Explainer on Sabrina Carpenter's new album Short N Sweet (1:00:25) Hotties Thriving in their 40s and 50s (1:01:25) Putting Yourself in Timeout
It's not Summer without a Tyra Mail episode! Thank you to all of the Maxxinistas for submitting questions/topics! If you don't like our advice you can ROT IN HELL
The Girls have gone wild and are letting their unqualified and slightly controversial opinions fly. We are just trying to cope with the heat and the state of the union. Enjoy this summer break from responsibilities! Episode Guide: 0:00 Intro: It's Hot, Tik tok cleanse, Wedding & a best friends weekend 5:00 Can you be a "pick me" at your own wedding? (Olivia Culpo/Christian McCaffrey) 13:00 Chris Brown 11:11 Concert Experience, Better than Eras? 22:50 Janet Jackson and Nelly Concert Review that you've all been waiting for 27:50 Politics Corner!!! Trump and Biden are down bad, The future of the Democratic Party and our suggestions, performative social media shaming 43:25 The victim mindset (Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders) 44:40 Snake Oil 47:40 Book the first flight out 49:30 Hannah Berner and Camila Cabello (Sloppy Freakshow Babies) 53:00 Keep your eyes on your own paper 53:45 Summer Break Share the Maxi Pod with a friend or a political archnemisis!
Enjoy the Maxi Pod's unfiltered reaction to Netflix's "America's Sweethearts" Documentary! Including an analysis of the quality of Dance Team women, praise for the Mental fortitude of a dance team girl at practice, and our thoughts on cutting a vet, getting paid as a Pro Dancer, judging/making cuts based on physical appearance, Victoria, being "Captain material", "Yes ma'am"culture, and so much more!
Episode Guide: 1:00 Platonic Coffee Dates 4:55 Justin Timberlake DWI 9:03 Connecting with the youth/Inside Out 2/Women helping women in the workplace 17.45 Plus One Culture 29:03 The Challenge All Stars 4 Finale Reaction 32:24 Reading Books! ACOTAR! 33:45 The Challenge: Eras Season 40 Cast Announcement 40:50 Travis Kelce on stage at Taylor Swift's Eras Tour 43:50 Danielle leaving Summer House 44:54 Our opinions on sliding into DMs 48:30 Have a Ho Day!
Episode Guide: 0:00 Catching up with the Girl's Girls of all Girls: Traveling to Dewey Beach and the Hamptons, Group houses, Birthday month! 10:15 The News!!!!!!!! 11:10 Summer House Season 8 Finale and Reunion part 1 (Carl and Lindsay, West and Ciara) 26:00 Vanderpump Reunion Wrap Up (Ariana and Lala POVs) 28:40 The Valley: Faves and Least Faves 32:40 Is anyone on earth watching the Kardashians? 37:00 The Challenge All Stars 4 38:30 J Lo Tour Cancelled 46:30 Destiny's Challenge: Being Conflict Averse, Inconsiderate DJs, Pop Girlies of Today, Road Trips, Shooting your Shot, The Upside
Maggie and Rachel settled their blood feud to return for their May Episode because unlike certain pop stars and reality stars, they have work ethic! Get ready for a lot of baseless opinions on Drake vs. Kendrick, being in Happy Relationships, and Science. Episode Guide: 0: 00 Squashing our beef, Birthdays, How to be a good guest at a wedding or bachelorette, planning tips 10:30 Drake vs Kendrick Lamar, who's the #1 guy in the group? 17:50 Justin Bieber and Hailey expecting a child! 20:00 The Eclipse 21:00 Vanderpump Rules Finale: Breaking of the 4th Wall, the Friendship Square that keeps on giving, Villains are always in 26:30 The Valley is the funniest show on TV 27:10 Summer House: Carl & Lindsay highlight their cringe-worthy communication; Kyle & Amanda warn against working for a spouse; West and Ciara highlight what sucks about dating, Gabby as the Single Girl Charity Case 42:10 The Challenge All Stars 4 44:00 Destiny's Challenge! Favor-less Friendships, Receipts, Rascal Flatts, WWE & ending ick culture, Message Delivery, No Spoilers/Ready for summer
A full decoding of the lyrics and lore behind all 31 songs of Taylor Swift's new album "The Tortured Poets Department"! @So_Grool is allegedly the guest co-host or it's just Rachel talking to herself. Someone forgot to pick her up for the looney bin.
Is anyone else in a bad mood? You've come to the right place because this episode will cure your misery or your money back. Episode Guide: 0:00 Cheer me up! Updated Morning Routine, Defense of Tik Tok, Scared to put on a bathing suit 10:45 The News 11:20 Beyonce ACT II Cowboy Carter Review! Our faves and least faves, Is Miley Cyrus a good singer, Beyonce historian speculations 23:00 Summer House! Ranking the couples, Kyle as a flower boy, Jesse Solomon hot takes 34:10 Vanderpump Rules! Scheana for DWTS campaign, trying to get an invite to Sandoval's next pool party, Ariana opinions, Jax/The Valley 44:30 Diddy Ruins Everything 50:00 Destiny's Challenge, Treating Maggie as a Google Search Engine, Comparison to the Almighty, 4th Wing/Iron Flame, Direct Eye Contact, Honorable Men, Beyonce! Glee!
Everything bad is good and nothing is that bad. Enjoy this friendly, nuanced, nostalgic episode from two millennials who will never give up on their dedications to seasonality. Episode Guide: 0:00 Spring! The Warm Up! Be Your Own Cookie 4:45 Friendship! The Friend Zone: How to Approach Adult Friendships THE NEWS! 20:35 Ariana Grande and Justin Timberlake New Music! 28:30 J Lo Documentary and a little J Lo & Ben history lesson 34:38 Summer House! 39:10 Vanderpump Rules! Ranking the Girls 43:15 Traitors 2 Full Season Reaction! 46:15 Destiny's Challenge Group Projects Marrying a Stranger Taking an Emotional Lap Being the Villain in your own story Life has Nuance The Wanderer
The Maxi Pod has returned for their flop episode to flip flop on their decision to dip their long toes back into dating. Both teams played hard and made 3 pointers. Speaking of sports, the only qualified white girls in the business provide their expert opinion on Usher's Superbowl Halftime Performance and you will not want "more." Please share this episode with a fellow icon and be brave for your ugliest self. Episode Guide: 0:00 Valentines Day recap 2:45 Dating Yourself 7:15 Dipping our toes into dating our community 31:45 The News Usher Superbowl Halftime Review Re-Ranking the Top 10 Superbowl Halftimes Taylor and Travis New Music News! Beyonce and Taylor 55:00 What we are Consuming Vanderpump Rules The Challenge JLo Movie “This is me then” 62:03 Destiny's Challenge When Delusion Goes too Far, Corporate Laughter, Justin Bieber, Non Wedding-Related Events, Icons, Being Ugly
Season 9 Premiere Episode is a Quintessential Maxi Pod Production, despite this no longer being a Reality TV podcast. Valentine's Day is our Superbowl, so allow us to Usher you from Hibernation to the most hopeful made up holiday of the year. Episode Notes/Guide 0:00 Transition from January Hibernation to February/Valentines Day 5:00 The End of Death Day? 11:15 Make Valentine's Day Your Bitch! (Tips & Tricks) 28:15 The News! Taylor, Selena, Kylie, Timothee at the Golden Globes Ariana Grande… YES! AND???!?!? UDA Nationals Challenge Champs Are Embarrassing Us (Season 39) Life Lessons from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Winter House's Sam and Kory Breakup: A cautionary tale for pick me's Yet Another Justin Timberlake Rant (Rating his comeback) Nicki Minaj Playing Chess while y'all are playing checkers 1:02 Destiny's Challenge: So casually cruel in the name of being honest, Half Hearted Haters, The Kellys of the World, Men Written by Women, 2024 Happiness Intentions, YOU. CAN. LEAVE. If you have been waiting for the perfect time to share this podcast with a friend, NOW IS THAT TIME. Spread the love this Valentine's Day through long-form conversation.
Enjoy a recap of all things pop culture as 2 best friends make fun of each other's interests and babble about how much they love each other. Episode Guide: 0:00 - Holiday Ho update 3:30 - Why we love the end of the year 4:15 - Best and Worst in Music (Top Artists, Songs, Albums) and our Destiny's Challenge of Music 18:35 - Best and Worst in TV (Best Reality Show, Reality Star of the Year, Best Scripted Show of the Year, Favorite Re-watch of the Year) 25:50 - Best Movies of the Year 28:45 - Other Made-up Categories (Best Break-up and Best New Couple, Best and Worst Trends, Kardashian/Jenner of the Year, Favorite Trip, Favorite Night Out, Best Wedding Ideas) 37:40 - 2023 Destiny's Challenge of the Year!!!! 1:08:40- Maxi Pod Season 8 Highlights and Sign off Hot Popular Girls, hold your space. Can't wait to pop everything together in 2024.
Tis the season to take headed of the Maxi Pod's advice as they revamp their angelic Rules for being a Ho for the Holidays! Get your note-taking apparatus ready and listen on .5x speed to grasp every detail of this guide to stop wasting time, get wasted and have the time of your lives. 0:00 - 3:40 Rachel has 3 pages of typed notes 3:40 - 38:00 How to Be a Ho For the Holidays (All Jazzed Up!) #1 If Not You Cindy Lou Hoo, Who? #2 The “Once Upon a December Rule” #3 BYOM! ( Bring Your Own Mistletoe) #4 The Cold never Bothered You Anyway (Not all ice needs to be broken) #5 Put Your Devices Away in a Manger 38:00 Destiny's Challenge Fashion at BravoCon Letting life live you (and trusting men) Low impact workouts The New Class (The Challenge, Winter House, Loki) & Death to Southern Charm Gratitude (anti-Jacob Elordi) Building a house out of the stones they threw (House of Villains) Our time has come Maxxinistas! Pop off in the name of Christmas. You will want to listen to the entire episode... Peace be with you!
Episode Guide: 0:00 Boot Girl updates/Thotumn check in 6:00 We are Community Builders! 10:00 Taylor Swift inspiring us all, how she made Travis Kelce famous, dating outside of your type, Eras concert movie 18:40 The Thotumn Witch Trials 20:00 Justin Timberlake 23:15 Jada Pinkett Smith 27:30 Joe Jonas (Jonas Brothers Concert Review) 30:30 Austen Kroll/Taylor Southern Charm 35:00 Khloe Kardashian 39:00 Usher selected as Halftime Super Bowl Performer (featuring Black Eyed Peas) 43:15 Dancing with the Stars 45:25 Destiny's Challenge (THE MOST IMPORTANT SEGMENT) Back-handed compliments FOFA! (fear of feeling awkward) Break ups Working and networking as a bit Refueling/ protecting your social battery Being your own star player
If you're in good spirits right now, you're ugly. Enjoy our September episode as we work through our trauma by judging people we have never met, yet refer to as our close friends. THIS ONE IS DEFINITELY A BANGER!!! Episode Guide: 0:00 Boot Bound Babe 10:50 Yucking People's Yums (Taylor Swift) 14:45 Transition from Summer into Thotumn 18:00 Giving feedback to couples, sunk cost of cancelling a wedding (Carl and Lindsay) 33:30 Southern Charm Episode 1 Reaction 38:20 Is It a Banger? 39:00 NSYNC reunion 40:15 Cardi B & Meg Thee Stallion: Bongos 41:00 Olivia Rodrigo GUTS Album 42:00 Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato 42:40 Selena Gomez's new single (Single Soon) 43:30 DWTS Season 32 Cast 46:00 Couples! Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift, Kylie and Timothy Chalamet, Nelly and Ashanti, Justin and Hailey, Nany and Kaycee, Iman Shumpert and Teyana Taylor 47:45 Mila and Ashton apology 49:00 Fake freckles and ballet flats 51:30 Destiny's Challenge (Awards show reactions, Being here for the wrong reasons, Late summer drops of the musical variety, Restoring Reputations, Kathy Griffin, Nickelback, Chris Brown, Comedy its harder than drama (RHONY), THOTUMN
The Maxi Pod is back to snap you out of your brainwashing and get back to what is really important: Entertainment and Pop Culture Gossip. A perfect episode to catch you up on current events and analyze our heroes and their contemporaries. Eras vs Renaissance, Lizzo and Ariana, New music, new make-ups and break-ups, and a truly unhinged yet profound Destiny's Challenge. Episode Breakdown: 5:45 Ya Heard? with Perd (Pop Culture Terdlets) 7:30 Lizzo Controversy 15:00 Ariana's public image/career post-cheating scandal 18:30 Raquel interview, Tom Schwartz crisis platinum 22:30 The Challenge USA/the return of Paulie 25:00 Bachelorette Breakup (Kaitlyn Bristowe and Jason) 26:00 Britney Spears divorce 28:40 Rumblings of an Nsync reunion/Humbling Justin Timberlake 31:10 Bad Idea Right- Olivia Rodrigo 32:00 Kendall Jenner/Bad Bunny PDA 33:30 Claudia on Ozempic/self confidence/jealousy 40:00 Chris Brown/Ciara 41:15 Usher/Keke Palmer 43:00 Snow White Source Material 45:30 Concert Corner (Reviews and Takeaways) 46:00 Taylor Swift "Eras" Tour 50:00 Drake “It's All a Blur” Tour 53:05 Beyonce "Renaissance" Tour 60:00 Taylor vs. Beyonce- which concert was better? 64:00 Destiny's Challenge! Medium-Height Guys, Brainwashed Barbies/Barbie Movie Review, The unbothered love triangle escapee, Kissing is a handshake, Beyonce?!?!, Taking action
Our most popular segment "Tyra Mail" Returns as the Maxi Pod answers listeners burning questions and gives advice and poorly researched takes on the following topics: 3:00 Feeling left out/Leaving people out 8:50 Ariana Grande Divorce and Scandal 14:00 Kim vs Kourtney Dolce and Gabbana Fight 18:00 Mixing and matching social groups for big events 22:00 Jonah Hill rage texts 27:15 Dealing with end of summer anxiety 31:00 How to avoid being trapped the friend zone 37:00 Dancing with the Stars new viewer tips 38:00 Over-committing, how and when to say yes or no to invites 42:40 Rachel's morning wellness routine 53:30 How to not take negative feedback personally 57:00 How to stay engaged in a group setting when you're not feeling it 60:00 How to stop being friends with someone 60:04 Barbie/Oppenheimer Takes And this week's Destiny's Challenge features beautiful soliloquies on Snap Decisions, Returning to the Office Culture, Zayn, John Mayer, the PussyCat Dolls and the benefits of being delusional. This episode was too long to properly edit so don't blame us if our first reactions were on the devilish side!! (Still will die if we are unlikeable but working on that). Enjoy and keep spreading the good Maxxinista word :-)
It's officially the metaphorical MID-GAME of the year and your Favorite Girls who are Mean are back with some Summertime Soup for the Single Girl Soul. Re-read that sentence after you listen and all will become CLEAR because clear is kind. Episode Breakdown: 00:00 - 29:00 Girl Talk/Catching each other up on our lives (MDW, Single Girl Summer, Rachel's Bday Recap, Maggie got Dumped, Riding Solo at a wedding, and more) 29:00 - 40:00 Gossiping about other people's lives (VPR Reunions, Summer House Reunion, Vlady, Guardians 3) 40:00 - 1:02:00 Destiny's Challenge (Snuck a Kardashians Season 3 recap in there) ENJOY and if you are a boy that we made follow the Pod in the bar, welcome!!! You will not make a good guest so don't even ask.
Our attempt to re-brand as anything but Summer Girls has failed once again. Memorial Day and Mother Nature are telling us that SUMMER IS HERE so it's time for our annual pep talk so that we can raise our small glasses high without losing any extremities. Episode Breakdown: 8:00 Summer Pep Talk 31:00 Vanderpump Rules Finales (Pre and Post Scandoval) 40:00 Summer House (Danielle, Lindsay, Carl Engagement Feud) 48:45 Maggie Do you Care? (Taylor Swift, James Corden, Met Gala) 51:00 Destiny's Challenge Listen to this a thousand times to get in the right headspace. A thousand times yes. Say yes to Jesus! Subscribe, share, avoid your mid-life crisis and Happy Summer!
Join us on the good ole Bridesmaid to Raincoat road to victory as the Maxi Pod imparts wisdom on how to make the most out of a (girls) trip. We really put the toxic in toxic positivity this episode so feel free to send us critques on annoying we were on a scale from Frank Ocean to Finance Bros. Episode Guide: 9:00 The Maxxinistas Guide to Maxximizing a Girls Trip 34:30 Pop Culture Terdlets (Coachella, Sports Decorum, etc) 43:30 Bravo TV Recap (Vanderpump Rules and Summer House) 55:00 Destiny's Challenge!! (Beyonce, Kelly, Michelle of the Episode)
The Maxi Pod is in officially in their Cherry Blossom Era!!! Winter is finally over and Rachel and Maggie are out here planting seeds of wisdom for all of their starving fans. In Season 8, Episode 4, your favorite hosts pretend like they created a brand new segment called "Stars! They're Just Like Us", but it's just them relating celebrities and reality TV to their lives like they do in every other episode. SPRING IS NOT ABOUT INEFFICIENCY SO SEE DETAILED OUTLINE BELOW ON WHAT YOU CAN ENJOY THIS EPISODE: 6:45: Cheaters, Mistresses, Friendship Ruiners, and Homie Hoppin (Scandoval/Vanderpump Rules) 23:00: Cringe Couple Behavior, Adjusting to your best friend getting a boyfriend, Justice for Single People (Summer House) 37:00: Green card marriages, Being the rebound, choosing yourself (Justin/Hailey/Selena) 44:00: One Minute of Praise for a Relatable Queen (Gwyneth) 45:00: Ground-breaking commentary covering a multitude of topics (Destiny's Challenge) HAVE A GREAT Q2 MAXXINISTAS!!!
THE DEVIL WINDS OF MARCH HAVE BLOWN IN A PERFECT NEW EPISODE OF THE MAXI POD, featuring the following: Selena/Hailey saga explained and opined Rihanna Super Bowl Halftime performance review The Challenge 38: Ride or Dies Historical Analysis Vanderpump Rules Breaking News and Recap Summer House Recap We will be the first to admit our Beyonce of the Episode made no sense and that we may possibly be problematic bullies. We do it all for a laugh. And that's what you missed on Glee!
Episode 2 Flops so the rest of the season can flourish. WELCOME TO THE MONTH OF LOVE AND SUGAR. The Maxi Pod talks nonsense about some urban legends surrounding Valentine's Day and reviews the actual best romantic comedy movies just in time for the full embrace of this season of made up Holidays for women. HOT TOPICS ARE BACK and Rachel and Maggie are making a huge deal out of most things per usual, particularly giving up Beyonce tickets to those who deserve them most. A lot of scuttlebutt on Hailey Bieber's bob, Kylie Jenner, the Navarro Cheer drama, the Grammys, Rihanna and more. Don't assassinate our character it's just Girl Talk!
In a completely unexpected and not ever been done before twist of fate, the Maxi Pod is making a rare off-season return to pull your favorite ugly girls out of their own January dread. Start your Joe Burrow count for 2023, and get your pale ears ready for an inspiring and heroic hour of talking us all of the ledge. This episodes includes but is not limited to: hot topics that Maggie may or may not care about, acting 101, unsolicited advice on how to toxic-ly positively will yourself through this god forsaken month, a deep dive into The Challenge: Ride or Dies, and the first Destiny's Challenge of 2023 (The year of FloRida) and Season 8. Trust us, this is just the thwack you needed. Share with a friend we are open for business.
The Maxi Pod has returned for a special Season 7 Bonus Episode to run amuk with their top picks in this year of music, TV, movies, books, tik tok and of course the World Cup. Find out if Maggie's Spotify Wrapped was as unhinged as 2021 and if she is still into Vampirism. Also listen to find out if Rachel declared it the year of Midnights or Renaissance. In a twist that no one saw coming, these two already best friends were completely *nsync on their top TV show of the year and the rats are absolutely going to hate this announcement. They also selected the "Run Joey Run" of 2022 which will be an ongoing tradition henceforth. Surprising to no one, Justin Timberlake was mentioned for the 100th consecutive episode but surprising to everyone the name Ne-Yo was uttered for the first time in podcast history. Of course we couldn't leave 2022 behind without the most intelligent and idiotic Destiny's Challenge of Year! Although Maggie is no longer butthurt, she had a lot to get off her chest and all we want for Christmas is for the uneducated to stop gassing up JC Chasez. Thanks for an amazing 2022, we wanna go all year longer.
Although everyone counted us out and NO ONE believed in us, The Maxi Pod is successfully closing out Summer 2022 and Season 7 as we transition into Cuffing Season aka Jail. For anyone who is trying to wed us, listen closely to the Maxi Pod's Official Guide to LOCK HER UP for all of the men who have received way too much grace this entire season. This episode also features a bonus segment entitled "Is it a Banger?" as your two favorite reality show pundits review the couples competiting in the upcoming seasons of Dancing with the Stars and The Challenge: Ride or Dies. In addition to the aforementioned creative and thoughtful segments, Rachel and Maggie couldn't end the season without some top notch discourse on recent pop culture topics including Harry Styles being possessed by the Dark Hold, Adam Levine being worthless, confusion about the Monarchy, and our educated critique of the Kardashians' recent condition. That's a rat on Season 7! We are verklempt, but the Maxi Pod will return. Thanks for listening thots,
After an unforeseen hangover thwarted last week's recording session, the Maxi Pod returns for its PENULTIMATE episode of Season 7 to get rid of their summer FUNK and to mix Glee/the Office metaphors and motifs. The episode starts off with a Renaissance Redaction and a pitch perfect harmonizing of the Zodiac signs (in order). NINE is MALIGN, so that means it's time to rank!!! Rachel and Maggie spend most of the episode ranking current and evergreen pop culture moments such as JLo's Wedding Serenade, Kanye being the WOAT, Dark Brandon, Summer House, Southern Charm, The Bachelorette, K Fed, Addison Rae's embarrassing parents, and if you had Justin Timberlake's Career on your Maxi Pod Topic Bingo Card, you win again. This episode's Destiny's Challenge will really give you something to think about, like what do you do when the bullies are right? Timeliness is next to godliness so listen immediately or feel our disapproval. & that's what you missed on Glee!
The Maxi Pod is back in their freakshow element as they react to the news of Kim and Pete's breakup and also to Beyonce's Renaissance Part I Album. And TYRA MAIL RETURNS so enjoy some unqualified dating advice. You will absolutely love this episode's stupid & uncultured takes, a Flavor of Love corner, thirst for Beto O'Rouke, Kevin Richardson worship, and much much more. SEASON 7 IS COMING TO A CLOSE SO CATCH UP ON ALL NEW EPISODES BEFORE OUR GRAND FINALE!
The Pod Goddesses are back after taking many weeks off poisoning their bodies to cover blazing HOT topics such as: The Challenge: All Stars Season 3, Vanderpump Rules & the life lessons that comes with binging 6 seasons of it, the abuse of Gabby and Rachel (Bachelorette), Stranger Things, Marvel Gurl Summer, and Lea Michele. Destiny's Challenge took many unhinged twists and turns and turns out Rachel and Maggie are free speech girlies who will not stand for flappers and their kind. Not even God can judge us. ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF THIS MASTERPIECE AND TELL A FRIEND
The epitome of a classic Maggie and Rachel messaround, Season 7 Episode 6 provides a (Glee) Mashup of Utter Nonsense & Astute Observations. Reflecting the ups and downs of life lately, this episode tackles a wild range of topics including "Beat Your Feet" Gate, The Kardashians Season Finale, JLo's Netflix Documentary, Vanderpump Rules, Roe vs. Wade being overturned, Stranger Things, and new music from Beyonce, Chris Brown, and Drake. These two brunette tricksters are positively bedeviled... Enjoy and share!
We love spectacles and we can't be stopped! Another birthday and another reason to give unsolicited advice. Enjoy "The ABCs of Getting Older," some spicy Liam Payne/Harry Styles takes, and just straight up Glee from your two favorite dumb bitches. SHARE IF YOU CARE!
Maxxinistas, you asked and we delivered. After 6 seasons, we are finally giving men the podcast platform they deserve. In this episode, the Maxi Pod is featuring not 1, but 3 straight men to discuss a wide ranging list of topics, from war to birth control, from ghosting to graphs, from disney princesses to rap music. Open your third eye and educate yourselves through the male gaze. After kicking out the men to talk about them behind their backs, Maggie and Rachel discuss the first 4 episodes of the The Challenge: All Stars, and give their shakiest Destiny's Challenge in History. They are giving credit to eggs and tweens where it's due and recapping the Kravis wedding. OUR RANGE IS ASTOUNDING. Good luck!
The Maxi Pod has returned after another unexpected hiatus to finally recap the latest season of Summer House, the Ultimatem on Netflix and the new season of the Kardashians. Kris Jenner is cheaper than a therapist so follow along as we use reality television themes to project our own insecurities onto people we will never meet. And a brief update on the Kenny Powers type from our fever dreams. Enjoy, subscribe, share!
Enjoy some nonsense to fold your clothes to as Maggie and Rachel talk like nobody is listening. Episode 2 aka our "spicious flop era but in a fun way" covers a healthy range of topics, including but not limited to: going solo/third wheeling at a wedding, local restaurant name dropping, justice for Nick Lachey, American Idol flops, Miley Cyrus, combining friend groups, Selena Gomez, revenge, period talk, the truth about being single, and of course Justin Timberlake. We also answer some timeless Tyra Mail! Don't take us to jail. Enjoy, subscribe, share and if anything offends you it was just a skit!
The mean girls have bees in their bonnets and are back for Season 7 to warm up and rebuke this cold weather. Your suspicious hosts are gatekeeping and making a case for Spiderman and Beychella at the Oscars while wondering, have you ever chosen violence at a work event? A lot happened over the last couple of months, so come for the 50 cent fandom and stay for the recaps of Clayton's Bachelor season, Euphoria and the Super Bowl Halftime performance. Don't forget to get your ass up and work by reading books to understand the origin and logistics of Destiny's Challenge. And just like that, we are excited for the opportunity to warm up.
The Maxi Pod's Annual End of the Year Pop Culture Round Up Maggie and Rachel reveal their Spotify Top Artists and absolutely UNHINGED top 5 songs and unfortunately Maggie has to go straight to jail. Top TV Shows of 2021 and The Maxi Pod's favorite binges of the year although if you are a fan of this show you already know Tik Tok Trends that had us in a chokehold AND THE MOMENT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL YEAR: THE BEYONCE, KELLY, AND MICHELLE OF 2021 Life would suck without the Maxxinistas!! Thank you for listening and Happy New Year!
PRESENTING: A Virtual Roundtable Discussion featuring the Greatest Challenge Minds of this Millennium!!! AKA Maxxinistas Patricia, CJ, Erica & Sheron GET YOUR EARS READY FOR: - Deep, knowledgeable analysis of the Challenge Season 37 - Ranking of people, places, things and concepts from this entire season and a deep dive into the Final. And answers to your burning questions such as: - Shapes? Can we change our narrow definitions of them? - Is Devin good? - Can we start calling it the Amanda backpack? - CT????????? Seriously people? - What isn't TJ telling us about his friendship with Nelly T? - Why doesn't Nany try harder?!?!?! - Is Tori overrated or the future of this franchise? & More. One day you will understand. Shout out to Omarion for keeping us humble. Can't stop won't stop TO THE CHALLENGE GODS SPIES LIES & ALLIES
The Maxi Pod is putting the Ho back in Holiday so tis the season for some more friendly reminders on how to enjoy the most wonderful time of the year!! In addition, the Ugly Girls are Talking about a lot Reality TV this episode here is the lineup: - Full Winter House Season Reaction - DWTS Finale Thots - Bachelorette Hometowns & Clayton - The Challenge Spies Lies and Allies Deep Dive And finally, a Destiny's Challenge filled with the most useless words ever spoken on a podcast but please note we are taking donations for a public display of strength and spirit. eat, pray, love the holidays, give the gift of the Maxi Pod to your friends and family!
In the wake of Thotumn's annoying stepsister, Sad Girl Autumn, the Maxi Pod is coming at you with a BREAK UP motif and it's giving Cher. @So_Grool joins Rachel & Maggie as they discuss the many ups and downs of getting dumped and how they summoned the Maxxinista spirit to climb out of utter despair. IF YOU CAME HERE FOR TEARS YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. HARSH TRANSITION INTO LIGHT-HEARTED REALITY TV FODDER as we discuss the Semi-Final of Dancing with the Stars, The Bachelorette's bratty breakdown, and how the world was not wide enough for both the Emerald Cell and Tori's friendships on the Challenge: Spies, Lies and Allies. All's well that ends, well!!!! and all in all it was all too real and we remembered it all too well. Happy Thanks (U Next) Giving!!!
Idk about you, but we're feeling devilish!! The Maxi Pod's awkward phase is upon us and Maggie and Rachel are back with some rapid fire topics, Reality TV wrap up and an ode to Taylor Swift's Red re-release roll out. Aforementioned reality TV: - DWTS: Janet Jackson Week and Double Elimination - The Challenge Spies Lies and Allies finally has a storyline we can get behind The common theme is: To hate is human, to critique divine. We hit a lot of shit so hang in there!
THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL MAXI POD EPISODE YET! Feel free to call our character into question as we explore the concept of "Dating Down" and how the Pete Davidsons of the world are confusing us. Also who pays on a date and who buys the shots? Did we ever arrive at the point? REALITY TV GOSS of the Week features a subpar "Queen Night" on Dancing with the Stars, Michelle's Bachelorette Week 3 drama, and a depressing Challenge season that is getting less hot by the week. Enjoy the off the wall opinions and leave Lea Michele alone!
The Maxi Pod is here to coach you on how to celebrate a Birthday like the Millennial Spawn we know you can be. & every day is your Birthday when the Fall Reality TV Lineup gives your week purpose: 18:00- Spooked and Sandra Dee'd by Dancing with the Stars Grease and Horror Nights 26:00 -Surprised by how much we are enjoying Michelle's Bachelorette Season 31:00 -Underwhelmed by the Challenge Spies Lies & Allies AND A TIMELESS DESTINY'S CHALLENGE FOR ALL YOU SCATTERS HBD Maxxinistas