Podcasts about Elaine Benes

Andrew and Vieves look at commercials featuring yesterday's party girls in their mom era, as well as a delightful campaign of awkward conversations. Plus, what qualifies as torture by marketing? And is Elaine Benes really bound for eternal damnation? Here are links to the ads we talked about on this week's show: Verizon TV - Lindsay Lohan https://www.ispot.tv/ad/BwX9/verizon-things-are-different-featuring-lindsay-lohan Hampton by Hilton - Paris Hilton https://youtu.be/VxnbQYJ3STY?si=D53_Jom-FvhOGbHi Walmart - Paris Hilton https://www.ispot.tv/ad/6zSQ/walmart-the-mother-of-all-savings-memberships-featuring-paris-hilton-tia-mowry Chicken of the Sea - Jessica Simpson https://youtu.be/1CRAoumL61c?si=qnvBZjICWyNg-pvD Nintendo Switch - Christina Aguilera https://www.ispot.tv/ad/qmp9/nintendo-christina-aguilera-and-her-family-make-memories Navy Federal - Wedding https://www.ispot.tv/ad/BZUv/navy-federal-credit-union-wedding Navy Federal - The Talk https://www.ispot.tv/ad/B1H1/navy-federal-credit-union-the-talk Navy Federal - Family History https://www.ispot.tv/ad/B1Hz/navy-federal-credit-union-family-history M&Ms: Eating Your Own Kind (ft. Patrick Warburton) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NofJZ3KSTGw

Astros are cooked....maybeThe Aggies and HornsAndy was a big Orioles fan along with Elaine Benes.

When it comes to sitcoms that have earned their place in television history, “Seinfeld” undoubtedly tops the list. Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the show kicked off on July 5, 1989, with an episode that would set the stage for a cultural phenomenon. Let's rewind to that fateful premiere episode, aptly titled “The Seinfeld Chronicles,” and see how it launched a series that would redefine comedy and the sitcom genre.In “The Seinfeld Chronicles,” viewers are introduced to Jerry Seinfeld as, well, himself. The premise may seem simple: a stand-up comedian navigates life in New York City while dealing with friends, relationships, and the trivialities of daily existence. But much like a fine wine, the simpler it seems, the more complex the enjoyment. The episode opens with a classic bit of Jerry's stand-up, laying the groundwork for his iconic observational humor that would come to define the series.In this maiden voyage, we get to meet a few key players: Jerry's best friend George Costanza, played by Jason Alexander, who quickly establishes himself as the envy of no one—an everyman with insecurities and questionable life choices that every viewer can relate to. Meanwhile, Elaine Benes, played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus, makes her debut in a phone conversation and later graces the screen in person, bringing her unique blend of sass and wit. And let's not forget Cosmo Kramer, played by Michael Richards, who may not appear until later, but his impending arrival is already felt through Jerry's chaotic world.The plot of the episode revolves around a seemingly minor yet fundamentally relatable issue: Jerry's decision to call an enigmatic woman he met while waiting for his flight out of town. The twist? He doesn't have her number, and the only way to reach her is through a series of increasingly silly misunderstandings, much to George's dismay. The beauty of “The Seinfeld Chronicles” is in its details – every scene meticulously contributes not just to this absurd plot but illustrates the nuances of friendship and dating that so many of us navigate.What stands out in this first episode is the show's ability to take mundane experiences—like waiting for a plane, a conversation about dating, or the universal freedom (or lack thereof) of talking to someone you're interested in—and spin them into comedic gold. Jerry's laid-back demeanor serves as the perfect anchor to George's frantic overthinking, creating a dynamic that keeps audiences both laughing and nodding in agreement.Moreover, the episode cleverly sets up the “theme” of the show—essentially “a show about nothing.” This groundbreaking idea allows the characters to explore what might seem trivial but, in reality, encapsulates the complexities of human behavior. Whether discussing why he can't call his love interest or how to politely excuse himself from a dull conversation, the humor resonates at every turn.In retrospect, “The Seinfeld Chronicles” isn't just another pilot; it's a love letter to the little, often overlooked moments in life that can turn into hilariously relatable stories. As viewers settled in with Jerry, George, and Elaine for the first time, they were unknowingly embarking on a journey through the highs and lows of what it means to be an adult in the big city—sprinkled with enough humor to make them laugh loud and hard, time and time again.So here's to the timeless charm of “Seinfeld.” If the first episode is anything to go by, we're all in for quite the ride filled with laughter, quirks, and lots of “I can totally relate” moments.

For the first time in a long time, Gobbledygeek dips its beak back into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. They've done so for a very special film: Jake Schreier's Thunderbolts*, a return to the MCU's past glories with a tale of outcasts looking for something to believe in. Yelena Belova, the Winter Soldier, U.S. Agent, Red Guardian, Ghost, and Taskmaster come together to form a new kind of Avengers team; one formed under the auspices of none other than Elaine Benes. Paul, Arlo, and Eric–our own band of lovable misfits–discuss Florence Pugh's killer performance, the lovable David Harbour, what Thunderbolts* does differently than most recent MCU films, and much, much more.   NEXT: we enter VAL-halla for a second Val Kilmer double feature. This time, it's 1986's Tony Scott pro-war classic Top Gun and 1988's Ron Howard (???) Lord of the Rings rip-off, Willow.     BREAKDOWN 00:00:27  -  Intro / Banter 00:19:43  -  Thunderbolts* 01:59:50  -  Outro / Next   LINKS ‘Thunderbolts*': Marvel's Allegory of Recovery From Trauma by Jessica Schrader, Psychology Today The Dark We Dare Not Speak: Thunderbolts* and the Underworld Within by Jason Batt, Joseph Campbell Foundation Thunderbolts and The Lost Souls: On Trauma, Meaning, and The Seduction of Modern Nihilism by Azhar Salleh, Traversing Tradition   MUSIC “Pony” by Ginuwine, Ginuwine…the Bachelor (1996) “Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now” by Starship, No Protection (1987)   GOBBLEDYCARES National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/  Abortion Funds in Every State: https://bit.ly/AbortionFundsTwitter Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/ Support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ The Trevor Project provides information and support to LGBTQ youth: thetrevorproject.org Trans Lifeline: https://translifeline.org/  National Center for Transgender Equality: transequality.org Help teachers and classrooms in need: https://www.donorschoose.org/ Do your part to remove the burden of medical debt for individuals, families, and veterans: https://www.unduemedicaldebt.org/ Register to vote: https://vote.gov/

Linda Hamilton is back on the scene — now we know we're safe. Everyone in the 80s wanted to be held in those Sarah Connor arms.Tomorrowland lost a stage in a fire… and you'll never guess who came to their rescue. The tannies of the 80s are grabbing their Bibles.Dori has a recommendation about nothing, and Paulo is hunting for a movie with an even weirder time travel device.We also realise no one needs a new Rubik's Cube, Paulo uncovers a new fetish, and The Hoff will forever be the most-watched man on TV.Jump To: Malcolm-Jamal Warner's Passing (00:06:13): https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/21/entertainment/malcolm-jamal-warner-deathTomorrowland Stage Fire (00:10:58): https://parade.com/news/80s-band-saves-tomorrowland-edm-festival-metallica-fireRick Springfield on The Today Show (00:14:39): https://www.billboard.com/music/pop/rick-springfield-calls-out-today-show-melvin-yawning-boring-1236020597/80s Celebrities: Who Would Be a Jerk? (00:18:59)Rubik's Cube & the Wow Cube (00:23:17): https://parade.com/news/iconic-80s-toy-rubiks-cube-unrecognizable-new-tech-upgrade-wowcube-photos-2025Vintage Star Wars Toys Discovery (00:26:58): https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/collection-1980s-toys-fetch-6000-32102000Seinfeld: An 80s/90s TV Classic (00:29:14):Trancers (00:42:29): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7dmBHGFMvgDavid Hasselhoff: Most Watched Man on TV (00:58:05): https://parade.com/news/80s-pop-culture-icon-named-most-watched-man-on-television-of-all-time-marks-73rd-birthday#80s pop culture, #That 80s Show, #Linda Hamilton, #Sarah Connor, #Terminator, #Stranger Things, #Stranger Things Season 5, #80s nostalgia, #Millie Bobby Brown, #Beetlejuice, #Winona Ryder, #The Goonies, #Malcolm-Jamal Warner, #Theo Huxtable, #The Cosby Show, #80s movies, #Tomorrowland, #Metallica, #Rick Springfield, #I Want My 80s tour, #John Waite, #Wang Chung, #Paul Young, #John Cafferty, #Seinfeld, #90s sitcom, #Trancers, #Tim Thomason, #Helen Hunt, #cult classic, #sci-fi movies, #time travel, #nostalgic experience, #80s toys, #Rubik's Cube, #Star Wars action figures, #pop culture legacy, #80s music legends, #80s humor, #quirky characters, #sitcom dynamics, #George Costanza, #Elaine Benes, #Jerry Seinfeld, #absurdity, #cultural impact, #memorable quotes, #classic films, #nostalgia, #multimedia recommendations, #quirky humor, #character development, #sitcoms, #80s fashion, #80s sci-fi, #Blade Runner vibe, #campy charm, #cult cinema, #family dynamics, #pop culture references.

Carol Leifer entered comedy when a woman stand-up was considered a novelty or a niche, but even then she knew "things would eventually change." And change has come, due in no small part to Carol's own stelar show biz contributions. Carol joins us this week to talk about her formative years, her early standup, giving voice to iconic characters like Elaine Benes and Deborah Vance, and her new book, How to Write a Funny Speech!Carol's relationship with her father, an optometrist with an ear for comedy and a quick wit that delighted both patients and family, laid the foundation for her career trajectory. Her supportive parents encouraged her to pursue stand-up when the opportunity struck, and very soon, she was right at home at The Improv and on The Tonight Show.Even within the male-dominated comedy space, Carol found herself buoyed by peers and colleagues, in the clubs and on the sets of seminal sitcoms such as Seinfeld, The Larry Sanders Show and Curb Your Enthusiasm.Carol's Seinfeld contributions tapped into women's lived experiences and brought us the skinny mirror, the marble rye and the nail salon, but she reveals which of Elaine's iconic storylines was not her brainchild - 'sponge-worthy' was actually coined by male writer, Peter Mehlman!Enjoy an exciting spin on your favorite podcast showbiz trivia game as we invite Carol to play IMDB Roulette: Writer's Edition, where she dives into the intricacies of writing for: Seinfeld, Curb, Hacks, SNL and Ellen, plus traveling the globe with Henry Winkler, George Foreman, Terry Bradshaw and William Shatner! (She now calls him Bill.)Carol also shares her SNL writing regrets. (If she could only have gotten in better with Lorne.) We talk about her latest runaway hit book How To Write a Funny Speech and close the show with Fritz's favorite new Carol Leifer joke!In recommendations -- Weezy: The HBO original, My Mom Jayne: A Film By Mariska HargitayFritz: Netflix documentary, Trainwreck: The Cult Of American ApparelCarol LeiferHow To Write A Funny Speech: for a Wedding, Bar Mitzvah, Graduation & Every Other Event You Didn't Want to Go to in the First Place by Carol Leifer and Rick MitchellCarol Leifer on WikiCarol Leifer on InstagramCarol Leifer on FacebookCarol Leifer Amazon Author PageMy Mom Jayne from Mariska HargitayTrainwreck: The Cult Of American ApparelMedia Path PodcastMedia Path on Buy Me a Coffee

Julia Louis-Dreyfus joins us to dive deep into: going to therapy with her 87-year-old mom, how to love adult kids well, the metaphor that got her through breast cancer, and why we should all be excited about getting older.  About Julia:  Julia Louis-Dreyfus is one of Hollywood's most influential, iconic actors and producers. She starred in and executive produced HBO's hit series Veep, she was Elaine Benes in Seinfeld and Christine Campbell in The New Adventures of Old Christine. She has received 11 Emmys with 26 nominations; she broke records for the most Emmys won. She was recently honored with the White House's National Medal of Arts, the highest award given to artists who advance the arts in the United States.   On April 11, she released her new podcast, “Wiser Than Me,” a 10-part series of candid, witty conversations with women over 70. And her fantastic new film You Hurt My Feelings is being released in May.   TW: @OfficialJLD IG: @officialjld To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Julia Louis-Dreyfus has kept us laughing for years in her roles as Elaine Benes in “Seinfeld” and Selina Meyer in “Veep.” But her most recent work has her shifting from comedy to drama. She plays Zora in the film “Tuesday” about a mother battling to accept the impending death of her terminally ill daughter. “I really love being an actor, so even the hard stuff has a grip on me,” she tells podcast host Sam Fragoso. A master interviewer, Fragoso is known for eliciting emotions his guests don't expect. His wide-reaching conversation with Louis-Dreyfus touches on ambition, frustration in showbusiness, Louis-Dreyfus's battle with breast cancer, and much more. This talk was recorded at the 2024 Aspen Ideas Festival. (Explicit language is included.) aspenideas.org

Actor Julia Louis-Dreyfus is most famous for her comedic TV characters Elaine Benes in Seinfeld and Selina Meyer in Veep. But in recent years, she's been showing her dramatic chops, including in her latest film, Tuesday, in which she takes on grief, denial and death. She's also been winning awards as the host of her podcast Wiser Than Me. In this episode from On with Kara Swisher, Kara and Julia discuss how in-depth conversations with iconic older women have radicalized her, her concerns about the commercialization of art films and why she thinks comedy is risky — but still very much possible.We hope you enjoy this episode of On with Kara Swisher. Find more wherever you get your podcasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Actor Julia Louis-Dreyfus is most famous for her comedic TV characters Elaine Benes in Seinfeld and Selina Meyer in Veep. But in recent years, she's been showing her dramatic chops, including in her latest film, Tuesday, in which she takes on grief, denial and death. She's also been winning awards as the host of her podcast Wiser Than Me. In this episode from On with Kara Swisher, Kara and Julia discuss how in-depth conversations with iconic older women have radicalized her, her concerns about the commercialization of art films and why she thinks comedy is risky — but still very much possible.We hope you enjoy this episode of On with Kara Swisher. Find more wherever you get your podcasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Actor Julia Louis-Dreyfus is most famous for her comedic TV characters Elaine Benes in Seinfeld and Veep's Selina Meyer. But in recent years, Louis-Dreyfus has been showing her dramatic chops, including in her latest film Tuesday, in which she takes on grief, denial and death. She's also been winning awards as the host of her podcast Wiser Than Me. Kara and Julia discuss how in-depth conversations with iconic older women have radicalized her, her concerns about the commercialization of art films and why she thinks comedy is risky - but still very much possible. Questions? Comments? Email us at on@voxmedia.com or find Kara on Instagram/Threads as @karaswisher Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Seinfeld, Veep) is best known for her quick wit, physical comedy and — when it comes to her character Elaine Benes — her dance moves. But in her new film, “Tuesday,” the Emmy-winning actor flexes her dramatic chops. Julia joins Tom to discuss the film, why she's more comfortable talking about death these days, and what happens to your comedy when you get mentally healthy.

Back in April, Jerry Seinfeld ruffled a lot of feathers with his unfiltered take on the state of TV comedy today. While reminiscing about classic sitcoms like “Cheers” and “All in the Family,” Jerry said that because of PC culture these days, TV comedy has changed for the worse. Of course, people online were divided about whether Jerry has a point, and now one of his ol' castmates is weighing in. Julia Louis-Dreyfus (aka Elaine Benes) has entered the chat, and she's making it clear that she doesn't exactly see eye-to-eye with her old co-star.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Go to http://zocdoc.com/THETAKE to download the Zocdoc app for free and book a top-rated doctor today. Seinfeld's Elaine Benes is one of the most iconic and hilarious characters of the 90s – played by the comedy legend, Julia Louis-Dreyfus. She stood out for being the only woman of the friend group, but also because she was (at least at first) also less cynical than her friends. Her confidence and unapologetic attitude were refreshing and radical, and her character opened the door for so many of our faves that followed after. So let's turn back the clock and analyze what made Elaine so different, why she became such an iconic and beloved character, and how, even if she wasn't always a great person, she still managed to be a new kind of role model.

This week on Because It Was On Jessica and Zach talk about one of their favorite sitcom characters of all time: Elaine Benes from Seinfeld.  Is her character sponge worthy for feminism?  Find out!Support the showPlease consider supporting the show on Patreon.Follow us on social media:TikTok (this is where we are most active!)FacebookInstagram

Mark Simon returns to the pod to discuss Elaine Benes' most-famous boyfriend (other than Lloyd Braun, of course.) Card 610 on Beckett SABR Bio by Michael Martell Guest Mark Simon's website Follow-up: 1988 Topps Big Card Guillermo Hernandez SI Story about Keith and his Dad About John Hernandez, the ballplayer Big hit in the 1982 World Series The Cardinals trade Keith away Big hit in the 1986 World Series The Cooperstown case for Keith Keith says something stupid about a trainer Keith and his cat Keith answers questions about Seinfeld St. Louis Cardinals New York Mets Cleveland Indians

from its humble beginnings as the Seinfeld Chronicles to its meteoric rise as a ratings juggernaut. Listen in as we reminisce about memorable episodes like The Contest, The Soup Nazi, The Marine Biologist, The Yada Yada, and The Junior Mint, and appreciate the show's timeless humor and relatable characters that have made it a beloved staple in pop culture. Get a behind-the-scenes look at the unique style and distinct humor that defined Seinfeld. Join us as we applaud the unforgettable cast, including Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, and Cosmo Kramer, and their undeniable chemistry that contributed to the show's immense success. Explore Seinfeld's lasting legacy, from its iconic catchphrases to its profound influence on modern sitcoms.Pull up a chair, grab some Junior Mints, and let's take a hilarious trip back to the '90s!

"Season Eight Premiere. Larry learns his divorce lawyer isn't kosher, and rescinds a cookie order from a girl scout." -Original Air Date: 7/10/2011- This week we're talking about The Divorce, Tim trying to translate a German book that he found in one of the scenes and, an update to Larry's n-word count and a world that doesn't report on major news (like a sports team changing ownership.) This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Curb Your Enthusiasm for the first time. Want more NHNL? Next week's episode drops early on Patreon! Join the It's a Hyundai tier for just $5/month and get every episode one week early with all of the extra content that we usually clip out of each release and movie reviews every month from the Seinfeld Extended Universe. What would YOU like to hear for our next review? Sign up and let us know! Join Us at patreon.com/nohugging Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving us a 5 star rating and a written review wherever you listen to this! Just be sure to send us your address! Email us: nohuggingnolearningshow@gmail.com Follow us!  @nohugging on X @nohugging_nolearning on Instagram Music: Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme Song Remix by robloxgreat (rip)

Donald Quist looks at "The Robbery," the third episode of season one. He introduces a new segment for the podcast, expounds on his undying love for Elaine Benes, and discusses the introduction of prominent Batman villain, The Penguin. Here are the books and authors discussed in this episode: Kwame Dawes Who Makes the Franchises? : Essays on Fandom and Wilderness Texts in Popular Media (edited by Rhonda Knight & Donald Quist Detective Comics #58 The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon Auto Trader (https://www.theguardian.com/media/2013/may/07/auto-trader-print-edition-digital)

When it comes to priorities, Julia-Louis Dreyfus has had hers in place for a long time. As a young mother when she played Elaine Benes on Seinfeld, Julia had to figure out how to separate the demands of working on set, from the demands of being a committed parent. Even so, she tells Katie, “Being a mother who is working outside the home is a bitch. It's very difficult to do both well.” On this episode of Next Question, Katie and Julia discuss the challenges of maintaining a healthy sense of self worth — a central theme of Julia's new movie, You Hurt my Feelings. They also candidly discuss the ways that older women feel “liberated” from these concerns, as Julia has learned from her new hit podcast, Wiser Than Me  (hint: they “don't give a shit”).  Julia Louis-Dreyfus is the host of the new podcast Wiser Than Me produced by Lemonada Media.  Want to be a know-it-all? Subscribe to Wake Up Call, our jam-packed newsletter. Monday through Saturday, we break down the top news stories of the day, answer your pressing questions, and scour the internet for the best entertainment tidbits, streaming recommendations, recipes, and health and wellness tips. To sign up, go to katiecouric.com, or click here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An interesting article on Cracked.com wonders if the character of Eliane is canonically hot. Pete Davidson wears Crocs...because of Adam Sandler? Andrew Schulz, Leslie Jones, Jonathan Van Ness, Nicole Byer, Marlon Wayans, Ronny Chieng, Ron Funches, Patti Harrison, Chris Redd, Neal Brennan, Michelle Wolf, Mark Forward, Rory Scovel, Joe DeRosa, Dulcé Sloan, Jessica Kirkson, Sam Morril, Tom Papa, Jim Norton, Michelle Buteau, Joanne McNally, and Drew Lynch will all play JFL Toronto in September!  How much do LA comedians make? Support the show! Join the $2 Club! at  Buy Me A Coffee: www.buymeacoffee.com/dailycomedynews Listen Ad-Free and get the episodes early with a premium subscription for $4.99/month on Apple Podcasts. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/daily-comedy-news-podcast-a-podcast-about-comedians/id1474309028 www.linktr.ee/dailycomedynews Facebook group: www.facebook.com/groups/dcnpod - join us to to discuss comedy and your favorite comedians. YouTube channel:https://www.youtube.com/@dailycomedynews?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram is @dailycomedynews https://www.instagram.com/dailycomedynews/?hl=en Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/dailycomedynews/ AI generated transcripts at www.dailycomedynews.com Twitter is @dcnpod because the person with what I want tweeted once Email: john at thesharkdeck dot com Daily Comedy News commentary includes satire and parody. Daily Comedy News is a production of The Shark Deck, the leading company in short form daily podcasts          Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dailycomedynewsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Be Kind, Rewind! For this bonus episode, it's a look back at the recently reviewed show The Single Guy. This show was created by Brad Hall (husband of Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and aired right before Seinfeld. The first time around there was some speculation about an episode featuring a cameo appearance from this comedy star best known for portraying Elaine Benes. Brynn and Aaron decide to give it a watch! Visit our website! thatwasashow.com Email: thatwasashow@aol.com (Because 90s AOL still exists for some reason!) Follow us on Instagram @thatwasashow Merch: redbubble.com/people/thatwasashow Hosted by: Brynn Byrne @brynnabyrne Aaron Yeger @aaronyeger Andrew “Barry” Helmer @andrewhelmer Podcast logo and artwork by Brian Walker @briguywalker

In this episode we recap four of our favorite episodes of Seinfeld from 1993. For each episode we share why we picked it, what stands out about it, give a summary, and share our favorite scenes and lines. The four episodes covered are as follows:"The Smelly Car"  April 15, 1993  (Season 4, Episode 21)“The Mango”  September 16, 1993  (Season 5, Episode 1)“The Sniffing Accountant”  October 7, 1993  (Season 5, Episode 4)“The Non-Fat Yogurt”  November 4, 1993  (Season 5, Episode 7)From BBO to faking it to mohair sweaters to great f***ing yogurt, we cover it all and more. Here's to felling good all the time!Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, 90s, sitcomsIf you enjoy the show, please rate and review us on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts app or wherever you listen. Or better yet, tell a friend to listen!Want to support our show and become a PCY Classmate? Click here!Follow us on your preferred social media:TwitterFacebookInstagramSupport the show

In this episode we recap four of our favorite episodes of Seinfeld from 1993. For each episode we share why we picked it, what stands out about it, give a summary, and share our favorite scenes and lines. The four episodes covered are as follows:"The Smelly Car"  April 15, 1993  (Season 4, Episode 21)“The Mango”  September 16, 1993  (Season 5, Episode 1)“The Sniffing Accountant”  October 7, 1993  (Season 5, Episode 4)“The Non-Fat Yogurt”  November 4, 1993  (Season 5, Episode 7)From BBO to faking it to mohair sweaters to great f***ing yogurt, we cover it all and more. Here's to felling good all the time!Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, 90s, sitcomsIf you enjoy the show, please rate and review us on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts app or wherever you listen. Or better yet, tell a friend to listen!Want to support our show and become a PCY Classmate? Click here!Follow us on your preferred social media:TwitterFacebookInstagramSupport the show

Should it be illegal for a mother to smoke methamphetamines while pregnant or even smoke a cigarette? We take a look at a recent viral clip that was on a podcast with none other then Tim Pool. Also we examine the show Seinfeld and the hypocrisy of the character Elaine Benes when it comes to this same issue of babies in the womb.  The Kinsey Syndrome https://tinyurl.com/3z23665c  ☑️ Partner with us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/goodfight  ☑️ Learn more about Good Fight Ministries: https://allmylinks.com/goodfight 

Seinfeld is one of the best sitcoms of all-time. We've been waiting to talk about since we started this podcast. Therefore, one episode isn't enough. In this first part, we discuss why we love the show so much and how we got into it. Then we talk about of the finest episodes ever, "The Boyfriend" from season 3. This hour long episode starring Keith Hernandez and Vandelay Industries was even named Jerry 's favorite episode at one time.But there is so much more. We get into MANY other classic episodes as we draft our top 5 favorite episodes. It's not easy to narrow down, and there is competition for the top spots. Listen now and relive the 90s with us!Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, 90s, sitcoms, Vandelay Industries, Art Vandelay, Keith Hernandez, JFKIf you enjoy the show, please rate and review us on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts app or wherever you listen. Or better yet, tell a friend to listen!Want to support our show and become a PCY Classmate? Click here!Follow us on your preferred social media:TwitterFacebookInstagramSupport the show

Seinfeld is one of the best sitcoms of all-time. We've been waiting to talk about since we started this podcast. Therefore, one episode isn't enough. In this first part, we discuss why we love the show so much and how we got into it. Then we talk about of the finest episodes ever, "The Boyfriend" from season 3. This hour long episode starring Keith Hernandez and Vandelay Industries was even named Jerry 's favorite episode at one time.But there is so much more. We get into MANY other classic episodes as we draft our top 5 favorite episodes. It's not easy to narrow down, and there is competition for the top spots. Listen now and relive the 90s with us!Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, 90s, sitcoms, Vandelay Industries, Art Vandelay, Keith Hernandez, JFKIf you enjoy the show, please rate and review us on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts app or wherever you listen. Or better yet, tell a friend to listen!Want to support our show and become a PCY Classmate? Click here!Follow us on your preferred social media:TwitterFacebookInstagramSupport the show

Julia Louis-Dreyfus joins us to dive deep into: going to therapy with her 87-year-old mom, how to love adult kids well, the metaphor that got her through breast cancer, and why we should all be excited about getting older.  About Julia:  Julia Louis-Dreyfus is one of Hollywood's most influential, iconic actors and producers. She starred in and executive produced HBO's hit series Veep, she was Elaine Benes in Seinfeld and Christine Campbell in The New Adventures of Old Christine. She has received 11 Emmys with 26 nominations; she broke records for the most Emmys won. She was recently honored with the White House's National Medal of Arts, the highest award given to artists who advance the arts in the United States.   On April 11, she released her new podcast, “Wiser Than Me,” a 10-part series of candid, witty conversations with women over 70. And her fantastic new film You Hurt My Feelings is being released in May.   TW: @OfficialJLD IG: @officialjld To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jerry Seinfeld, Morty Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Irwin Fishberg, Terry Fishberg, Richard Kessler, Barbara Kessler, Seinfeld, Jake Tapper, Larry David, Netflix, HBO, Max Kessler, Lacie Foreht, Shaquille O'Neal, Marnie Naiburg, Jeff Smith, Milo Z, David Hillman, No Hugging no Learning, Elaine Benes, Alana Fishberg 

Where do comedy writers for TV hits like Seinfeld get their start? Legends, welcomes comedy writer and stand up comedian Pat Hazell. He was one of the original writers of NBC's Seinfeld. Along with his friend Matt, they introduced Elaine Benes. He is now the host of the popular podcast "Creativity in Captivity" where he converses with the most creative people on the planet. Pat is also a Tonight Show veteran, playwright and mentor to many.

Cette semaine dans AMIES, on se plonge dans une épopée romantique de 2h40, un long-métrage qui a reçu neuf Oscars dont celui du meilleur film, une histoire qui a fait hurler de frustration Elaine Benes dans Seinfeld: Le Patient anglais. Le film raconte deux histoires en parallèle: celle de Juliette Binoche (Hana) et son patient anglais (interprété par Ralph Fiennes) entrecoupée de flashbacks de l'histoire d'amour entre László Almásy (Ralph Fiennes) et Katharine Clifton (Kristin Scott Thomas). Après le visionnage, Anaïs comprend-elle la réaction d'Elaine Benes devant Le Patient anglais? Va-t-elle revoir le film? Et surtout, a-t-elle trouvé Ralph Fiennes fine? Après la découverte de Friends par Anaïs puis de Twin Peaks par Marie, les deux amies vont, à tour de rôle, explorer deux genres du cinéma: les films d'horreur et les films romantiques. Cris, rires et larmes sont au programme. AMIES est un podcast d'Anaïs Bordages et Marie Telling, produit et réalisé par Slate.fr sous la direction de Christophe Carron et Benjamin Saeptem Hours. Production éditoriale, montage et réalisation: Aurélie Rodrigues Musique: Victor Benhamou Illustration: Victor Mantel Suivez Slate Podcasts sur Instagram et Facebook. Pour échanger et découvrir de nouveaux podcasts, rejoignez le Slate Podcast Club sur Facebook.

Sponsored by Anchor also in partnership with Pandora. Ray Ray's Podcast is back from the 9th floor of Hello Studios. On this episode we have a sit down with Jessi Couture(@jessixcouture). We talked with Jessi about her contributions as a Women's Rights Advocate, Why she is considered to be a real life Elaine Benes, and also her love for The Dallas Cowboys. As always, Big thanks to our Photographer Perrion (@P.manns_) and Tite (@Tite1205) for our Intro from his single "Get'n Paid" ft Chalie Boy. Visit our new Website www.RayRaysPodcast.com for all our amazing content. Continue to follow us on all social media IG @rayrays_podcast Facebook.com/RayRaysPodcast and TikTok @rayrayspodcast. Follow our new youtube page as we have started to drop video episodes. Like and Subscribe on Youtube Please. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rayrays/message

We welcome Jessi Couture, self proclaimed Chef, Foodie, Feminist, Women's rights advocate, equal rights activist and Jermey Elliott who represent some of DFW's finest Bartenders and Service Industry Professionals. You can find them at Truth and Alibi, Bitter End, Tiny Victory and soon at Double D's in the Design District.Jermey and his partners are opening a new bar called Double D's - a 70's themed lounge with sexy vibes- they will be serving popcorn and pizzas. Jessi is a real life Elaine Benes from Seinfeld - crazy things tend to always happen to her - it is like a constant reality TV show. Jessi tells us the craziest story that has ever happened to her - this story is insane - she worked for a diamond jeweler that turned out to be the biggest con artist who stole over 5 Million Dollars in diamonds from people by targeting widows. Don't miss this story - it involves the Secret Service agent as Mitt Romney and District Attorney and Jessi had to testify in court. He used Jessi to smuggle the stolen diamonds.When he found out that Jessi ratted him out he started following, stalking, chasing and threatening her. In the end Pete Minassian got convicted and had to serve 4 1/2 years in prison. He recently got released and is roaming the streets freely. He actually showed up at Bottled Blonde where Jessi was working and she had him thrown out immediately. Then we learn all about how difficult it is to date in the DFW night club scene. Jessi is a huge believer in "CHICKS BEFORE DICKS". They say dating is like a cesspool in Dallas. Jermey thinks its because they work in sexy places where it is dark lighting, fun music and alcohol. People see them as different people than they are in real life. Their hours are super difficult to deal with. People they date get super jealous which is understandable since they are constantly getting hit on. Texas has the most beautiful women working in the industry - some of their boyfriends come into the bar to see what they are doing. Jessi recently dated someone - it was awesome for 2 weeks - that is all he could handle of her schedule and it was over before it even began. Jermey gives us a rundown of the places he has worked and that he wants to work in the industry for the rest of his life. Then we talk all about Men being hunters, terrible communicators, having a sensitivity chip missing and that all that is driven by society as little boys were raised not to cry, Men's huge egos.How us women still like old fashioned courtship, old school romance values and respect. https://www.instagram.com/jessixcouture/https://www.instagram.com/jermeygelliott/

Wow. When you drop the ball, the best path is complete ownership. So, here I am owning my blunder(s)! Not only did I have the wrong date for my scheduled appearance (episode forthcoming!) But I had an overly intuitive (intrusive?) Social Media platform all wrong and I am here to make it right. In just about 10 mins, I fall on every sword there is to fall on...ok, it's just two but they are big ones. We often mock or ridicule what we do not understand and that was the case with my perception of Tic Toc and, in under 12 minutes, I cleanse all my misconceptions and do my best to promote the platform for what it is and that is whatever you want it to be! Anyway, in the immortal words of Elaine Benes "stuff your sorry's in a sack mister!" Hope you enjoy and we will see you next week! #tictoc #Seinfeld #stuffyoursorrysinasack #elainebenes #theelaine #socialmedia #bigbrother #costanza

Whether she's barreling down the Van Wyck or breaking down in Boca Raton, Elaine Benes is gold, Jerry! This week we're queening out on Julia Louis-Dreyfus in two iconic episodes of "Seinfeld": Season 2's "The Busboy" and Season 3's "The Pen." We get a sea of veteran character actors, a slew of East Coast humor, the surprisingly good looking Cosmo Kramer, George Costanza the Everyman, and a very familiar energy from Jerry Seinfeld. But Elaine being hot in bed, hopped up on muscle relaxers, furiously packing and brown sweater dancing? On a show about nothing, Julia Louis-Dreyfus is EVERYTHING. Join us for the Best Supporting Aftershow AND get early access to main episodes on Patreon: www.patreon.com/bsapod Email: thebsapod@gmail.com Instagram: @bsapod Colin Drucker Instagram: @colindrucker_ Nick Kochanov Twitter: @nickkochanov Instagram: @nickkochanov

Seinfeld Podcast Interview with Seinfeld Hair Stylist Judy Crown. We welcome Judy Crown. Judy was the Hair Stylist on Seinfeld for more than 100 episodes, spanning Season 5 through Season 9. Judy has over 70 TV and Film credits to her name as an EMMY winning Hair Stylist including CSI: NY, Murphy Brown, Moonlighting, Dear John and Designing Woman. We talk with her about her friendship with Jason Alexander, how she worked with Julia Louis-Dreyfus to change Elaine Benes's hairstyle and what is like working with Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. We talk in-depth with Seinfeld guest stars, cast, crew, and writers. Hear the stories about your favorite Seinfeld scenes from those who were there. This Podcast Is Making Me Thirsty is a podcast dedicated to Seinfeld, the last, great sitcom of our time. We are the World's #1 Destination for Seinfeld Interviews. We talk to those responsible for making Seinfeld the greatest sitcom in TV history. Our guests are Seinfeld writers, Seinfeld actors and actresses and Seinfeld crew. We also welcome well-known Seinfeld fans from all walks of life including authors, entertainers, and TV & Radio personalities. We analyze Seinfeld and breakdown the show with an honest insight. We rank every Seinfeld episode and compare Seinfeld seasons. If you are a fan of Seinfeld, television history, sitcoms, acting, comedy or entertainment, this is the place for you. Official Website: http://www.seinfeldpodcast.com iTunes: https://apple.co/2RGC89m Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3tqDVh6 List of Podcast Episodes and Sponsors: https://bit.ly/3rn0PUp Seinfeld Episode Rankings: https://bit.ly/3ic8mEi Social: https://linktr.ee/ThisThirsty Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThisThirsty Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thisthirsty/ "This Podcast Is Making Me Thirsty" is The Place to Be for "Seinfeld" fans. We are the #1 destination for all things "Seinfeld," the last, great sitcom of our time. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thisthirsty/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thisthirsty/support

How did Cam Newton and Elaine Benes end up in the same conversation? The MLB season is in full swing, already with some amazing walk-offs and some interesting finishes. The debacle in Los Angeles continues as the Lakers have let go of Frank Vogel as their head coach. All this and much more on The Jason Smith Show with Mike Harmon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With all of the very strong opinions surrounding women's autonomy over their bodies, one topic is always somehow up for discussion: birth control. Many women rushed to get IUDs put in after the 2016 election out of fear of what laws might be coming down the pipeline. Many more rely on other methods - either because they love their sleep and wine too much, or because it isn't the right time in their lives to become a mother. Either way, you *may* want to stockpile your preferred option in case it's taken off the market. Sounds crazy, but Elaine Benes learned the hard way. Join LJ and Di as they talk through the Seinfeld episode “The Sponge” and discuss who is sponge-worthy. (Hint: Luke Danes is sponge-worthy)

Notre Dame is lining up to take 2022 by storm. Special guest, Joshua Vowles of One Foot Down joins Jim and Will to talk basketball, football, baseball and the questionable dancing skills of a former coach. Mike Brey has quietly re-inserted the Irish into the discussion in ACC men's basketball as the team sits at No. 2 in the conference standings. Where will this take them in post-season play? First things first. The ACC Tournament may be the launching pad for the Field of 68. Want ACC Sports? Click Here For ACC Nation Radio Anyone who has ever watched Seinfeld knows of the herky-jerky dance moves of Elaine Benes. If you're an Irish fan you know of the somewhat dubious moves of one former coach. Needless to say, he's not getting very high marks from these judges. New head football coach Marcus Freeman is turning heads and putting the team in position to go after that elusive national championship title. Vowles shares the roller coaster ride of emotions that have come with change at the top and how it all transpired. Notre Dame It's been a few years since Notre Dame baseball has risen within the ranks of the Top 25. The Irish are building a program within an ever competitive ACC that wants a shot at Omaha. Make It Easy - Subscribe To ACC Nation Podcast And Let Us Do All The Heavy Lifting Watch the interview on YouTube and be sure to subscribe. https://youtu.be/k0Z6rrCqyTA

"The gang gets stuck in traffic due to the Puerto Rican Day Parade. George has a laser pointed at him. George, Jerry and Kramer crash an open house." -Original Air Date: 5/7/1998- This week we're talking about The Puerto Rican Day, a plea to Champagne Video Store, our laser pointers, and the best George self-own. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. We're on Patreon now! Support the show by checking out http://www.patreon.com/nohugging. We just released our review of Ghostbusters 2 which had the MOST Seinfeld connections of anything we've ever reviewed. Listening for the first time and just looking for the episode discussion? Skip to 21:16! Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving us a 5 star rating and a written review wherever you listen to this! Just be sure to send us your address! Email us: nohuggingnolearningshow@gmail.com Follow us: @nohugging on Twitter Music: Kevin Bewersdorf - "The Last Seinfeld"

We are back again for a treasured classic. Treasured unless you are Elaine Benes from Seinfeld (a show Derek has never watched). We talk all things romance and longing with THE ENGLISH PATIENT. Derek sides with anyone who isn't white and rails against the punishment of white women in caves. Dave basically just cries. Enjoy! Follow us on Twitter! Look at the pretty pictures on Instagram! Artwork by Derek Stewart Music by Pixabay This podcast is powered by Pinecast This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Welcome to another episode of The Oil Stream with Dustin Nielson and Tom Gazzola, presented by Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen! Nielson and Gazzola set up the Oilers and Penguins by taking a look at how the blueline will hold together after it lost yet another veteran. The boys discuss the comparisons of McDavid and Draisaitl to Crosby and Malkin in their prime. Gazzola makes a hilarious Elaine Benes dancing joke. The Ken Morrison RE/MAX Question of the Day returns and another edition of BUY IT OR DENY IT for Jiffy Lube in Morinville!

The ‘Gospel of Jesus' Wife' is the latest high profile example of a forged ancient text. Scholars should have known better, but hey, where's the fun in that? When Fox Mulder meets Elaine Benes the sparks fly and scholarship takes it on the chin. Our panelists are there ringside, sagely opining.   To learn more A Scholarly Screw-Up of Biblical Proportions https://www.chronicle.com/article/a-scholarly-screw-up-of-biblical-proportions

Elaine Benes' debut episode! We learn that Jerry and Elaine aren't quite ready to talk about dating other people after recently breaking up, but it's more complicated than that... or at least I think so. I also dive into how Julia Louis-Dreyfus landed the role and her feelings about being on such a groundbreaking show. Also, H&H somehow scored its first ad! 

Luis J Gomez and Jeniece E. Gomez discuss the 3rd episode of Seinfeld titled "The Robbery" and cover topics including being bullied growing up, their dirt bag uncles, the anatomy of a Jewish argument, the rules of a coinflip and so much more! (Air Date: January 24th, 2021)You can watch Gomez Watches Seinfeld LIVE for FREE every Sunday at 7pm ET at GaSDigitalNetwork.com/LIVEOnce you're there you can sign up at GaSDigitalNetwork.com with promo code: GWS for a 14-day FREE trial with access to every Gomez Watches Seinfeld show ever recorded! On top of that you'll also have the same access to ALL the shows that GaS Digital Network has to offer!Follow the whole show on social media!Luis J. GomezTwitter: https://twitter.com/luisjgomezInstagram: https://instagram.com/gomezcomedyhttps://www.youtube.com/c/LuisJGomezComedy/Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/prrattlesnakeGaS Digital NetworkTwitter: https://twitter.com/gasdigitalInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/gasdigital/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to Tales from the Thrift. On today's Tiny Tale, Sherri goes over some 2020 Fall Fashion Trends as seen on everybody's favorite '90s sitcom stars. Join her as she discusses everyone from Elaine Benes to Monica Gellar in this fun and nostalgic trip down memory lane. Friends, Seinfeld, Saved by the Bell and more!

Part tribute to Elaine Benes, part discussion on the gags, this episode is a discovery on "Seinfeld" with our very own, beloved audio engineer Pete Byrnes! We surprisingly cover almost everything, and will welcome dear Pete back to handle more deep dives.

This week marks the 26th anniversary of a key incident in Orioles history. In March 1992, New York book editor Elaine Benes, a native of Towson, Md., was asked to remove her Orioles hat at a Yankees game.Jason Foster and Jason Wheatley join host Justin McGuire to break down the shocking event -- and its ugly repercussions for Benes and her friends, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza and Cosmo Kramer. Truly this is an episode about nothing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

DragonflyBSD 4.8.1 has been released, we explore how the X11 clipboard works, and look at OpenBSD gaming resources. This episode was brought to you by Headlines LLVM, Clang and compiler-rt support enhancements (https://blog.netbsd.org/tnf/entry/llvm_clang_and_compiler_rt) In the last month I started with upstream of the code for sanitizers: the common layer and ubsan. I worked also on the elimination of unexpected failures in LLVM and Clang. I've managed to achieve, with a pile of local patches, the number of 0 unexpected bugs within LLVM (check-llvm) and 3 unexpected bugs within Clang (check-clang) (however these ones were caused by hardcoded environment -lstdc++ vs -lc++). The number of failures in sanitizers (check-sanitizer) is also low, it's close to zero. LLVM In order to achieve the goals of testability concerning the LLVM projects, I had to prepare a new pkgsrc-wip package called llvm-all-in-one that contains 12 active LLVM projects within one tree. The set of these projects is composed of: llvm, clang, compiler-rt, libcxx, libcxxabi, libunwind, test-suite, openmp, llgo, lld, lldb, clang-tools-extra. These were required to build and execute test-suites in the LLVM's projects. Ideally the tests should work in standalone packages - built out-of-LLVM-sources - and with GCC/Clang, however the real life is less bright and this forced me to use Clang as the system compiler an all-in-one package in order to develop the work environment with the ability to build and execute unit tests. There were four threads within LLVM: Broken std::callonce with libstdc++. This is an old and well-known bug, which was usually worked around with a homegrown implementation llvm::callonce. I've discovered that the llvm::callonce workaround isn't sufficient for the whole LLVM functionality, as std::callonce can be called internally inside the libstdc++ libraries - like within the C++11 futures interface. This bug has been solved by Joerg Sonnenberger in the ELF dynamic linker. Unportable shell construct hardcoded in tests ">&". This has been fixed upstream. LLVM JIT. The LLVM Memory generic allocator (or page mapper) was designed to freely map pages with any combination of the protection bits: R,W,X. This approach breaks on NetBSD with PaX MPROTECT and requires redesign of the interfaces. This is the continuation of the past month AllocateRWX and ReleaseRWX compatibility with NetBSD improvements. I've prepared few variations of local patches addressing these issues and it's still open for discussion with upstream. My personal preference is to remove the current API entirely and introduce a newer one with narrowed down functionality to swap between readable (R--), writable (RW-) and executable (R-X) memory pages. This would effectively enforce W^X. Sanitizers support. Right now, I keep the patches locally in order to upstream the common sanitizer code in compiler-rt. The LLVM JIT API is the last cause of unexpected failures in check-llvm. This breaks MCJIT, ORCJIT and ExecutionEngine libraries and causes around 200 unexpected failures within tests. Clang I've upstreamed a patch that enables ubsan and asan on Clang's frontend for NetBSD/amd64. This support isn't complete, and requires sanitizers' support code upstreamed to compiler-rt. compiler-rt The current compiler-rt tasks can be divided into: upstream sanitizer common code shared with POSIX platforms upstream sanitizer common code shared with Linux and FreeBSD upstream sanitizer common code shared with FreeBSD upstream sanitizer common code specific to NetBSD build, execute and pass tests for sanitizer common code in check-santizer This means that ubsan, asan and the rest of the specific sanitizers wait in queue. All the mentioned tasks are being worked on simultaneously, with a soft goal to finish them one after another from the first to the last one. The last point with check-sanitizer unveiled so far two generic bugs on NetBSD: Return errno EFAULT instead of EACCES on memory fault with read(2)/write(2)-like syscalls. Honor PTHREADDESTRUCTORITERATIONS in libpthread. These bugs are not strictly real bugs, but they were introducing needless differences with other modern POSIX systems. The fixes were introduced by Christos Zoulas and backported to NetBSD-8. Plan for the next milestone I have decided not to open new issues in with the coming month and focus on upstreaming the remaining LLVM code. The roadmap for the next month is to continue working on the goals of the previous months. std::call_once is an example that every delayed bug keeps biting again and again in future. LLVM 5.0.0 is planned to be released this month (August) and there is a joint motivation with the upstream maintainer to push compatibility fixes for LLVM JIT. There is an option to submit a workaround now and introduce refactoring for the trunk and next version (6.0.0). This work was sponsored by The NetBSD Foundation. The NetBSD Foundation is a non-profit organization and welcomes any donations to help us continue funding projects and services to the open-source community. Please consider visiting the following URL, and chip in what you can: http://netbsd.org/donations/#how-to-donate *** DragonFly BSD 4.8.1 released (http://lists.dragonflybsd.org/pipermail/commits/2017-August/626150.html) +Updates by dev: + Antonio Huete Jimenez (1): + libc/gmon: Replace sbrk() with mmap() + Francois Tigeot (3): + drm: bring in Linux compability changes from master + drm/linux: make flushwork() more robust + drm/i915: Update to Linux 4.7.10 + Imre Vadász (4): + drm - Fix hrtimer, don't reset timer->function to NULL in timeout handler. + sound - Delete devfs clone handler for /dev/dsp and /dev/mixer on unload. + ifvtnet - Allocate struct vtnettxheader entries from a queue. + Make sure that cam(4)'s dashutdown handler runs before DEVICESHUTDOWN(). + Matthew Dillon (24): + kernel - MFC b48dd28447fc (sigtramp workaround) + kernel - Fix deadlock in sound system + kernel - Fix broken wakeup in crypto code + kernel - Add KERNPROCSIGTRAMP + gcc - Adjust the unwind code to use the new sigtramp probe sysctl + kernel - Implement NX + kernel - Implement NX (2) + kernel - Implement machdep.pmapnxenable TUNABLE + kernel - Implement NX (3) - cleanup + kernel - Temporarily set the default machdep.pmapnxenable to 0 + param - Change _DragonFlyversion to 400801 + kernel - Fix i915 deadlock + pthreads - Change PTHREADSTACKMIN + libc - Fix bug in rcmdsh() + ppp - Fix minor overflow in protocol search + libtelnet - Fix improper statement construction (not a bug in the binary) + libdevstat - Limit sscanf field, fix redundant condition + openssh - Fix a broken assignment + window - Fix Graphics capability enable test + kernel - Fix event preset + mfiutil - Fix static buffer overflow + mixer - Fix sscanf() overflow + gcore - fix overflow in sscanf + kernel - Fix improper parens + Sascha Wildner (17): + libkvm: Fix char pointer dereference. + Fix some cases where an index was used before its limits check. + Really ensure that our world/kernel are built under POSIX locale ("C"). + zoneinfo: Create a /usr/share/zoneinfo/UTC link. + kernel/cam: Add CAMSCSIITNEXUSLOST (in preparation for virtioscsi(4)). + kernel: Add FreeBSD's virtioscsi(4) driver. + ccdconfig(8): Add missing free(). + libpuffs: Fix two asserts. + kernel/acpi: Untangle the wakecode generation during buildkernel. + kernel/acpica: Better check AcpiOsPredefinedOverride()'s InitVal argument + kernel/acpica: ACPITHREADID is unsigned. + kernel/acpica: Return curthread as thread id from AcpiOsGetThreadId(). + kernel/acpica: Remove no longer needed #include. + kernel/acpi: Call AcpiInitializeSubsystem() before AcpiInitializeTables(). + kernel/urtwn: Add missing braces. + kernel/ieee80211: Add missing braces. + libthreadxu: Fix checking of pthreadbarrierinit()'s count argument. + Sepherosa Ziehau (7): + sound/hda: Sync device ID table with FreeBSD + inet6: Restore mbuf hash after defragmentation. + pf: Normalized, i.e. defragged, packets requiring rehash. + em: Enable MSI by default on devices has PCI advanced features capability. + sched: Change CPU_SETSIZE to signed int, same as FreeBSD/Linux. + usched: Allow process to change self cpu affinity + ix: Fixup TX/RX ring settings for X550, which supports 64/64 TX/RX rings. + zrj (1): + Revert "Always use unix line endings" Porting Unix to the 386: A Practical Approach (http://www.informatica.co.cr/unix-source-code/research/1991/0101.html) The University of California's Berkeley Software Distribution (BSD) has been the catalyst for much of the innovative work done with the UNIX operating system in both the research and commercial sectors. Encompassing over 150 Mbytes (and growing) of cutting-edge operating systems, networking, and applications software, BSD is a fully functional and nonproprietary complete operating systems software distribution (see Figure 1). In fact, every version of UNIX available from every vendor contains at least some Berkeley UNIX code, particularly in the areas of filesystems and networking technologies. However, unless one could pay the high cost of site licenses and equipment, access to this software was simply not within the means of most individual programmers and smaller research groups. The 386BSD project was established in the summer of 1989 for the specific purpose of porting BSD to the Intel 80386 microprocessor platform so that the tools this software offers can be made available to any programmer or research group with a 386 PC. In coordination with the Computer Systems Research Group (CSRG) at the University of California at Berkeley, we successively ported a basic research system to a common AT class machine (see, Figure 2), with the result that approximately 65 percent of all 32-bit systems could immediately make use of this new definition of UNIX. We have been refining and improving this base port ever since. By providing the base 386BSD port to CSRG, our hope is to foster new interest in Berkeley UNIX technology and to speed its acceptance and use worldwide. We hope to see those interested in this technology build on it in both commercial and noncommercial ventures. In this and following articles, we will examine the key aspects of software, strategy, and experience that encompassed a project of this magnitude. We intend to explore the process of the 386BSD port, while learning to effectively exploit features of the 386 architecture for use with an advanced operating system. We also intend to outline some of the tradeoffs in implementation goals which must be periodically reexamined. Finally, we will highlight extensions which remain for future work, perhaps to be done by some of you reading this article today. Note that we are assuming familiarity with UNIX, its concepts and structures, and the basic functions of the 386, so we will not present exhaustive coverage of these areas. In this installment, we discuss the beginning of our project and the initial framework that guided our efforts, in particular, the development of the 386BSD specification. Future articles will address specific topics of interest and actual nonproprietary code fragments used in 386BSD. Among the future areas to be covered are: 386BSD process context switching Executing the first 386BSD process on the PC 386BSD kernel interrupt and exception handling 386BSD INTERNET networking ISA device drivers and system support 386BSD bootstrap process *** X11: How does “the” clipboard work (https://www.uninformativ.de/blog/postings/2017-04-02/0/POSTING-en.html) > If you have used another operating system before you switched to something that runs X11, you will have noticed that there is more than one clipboard: > Sometimes, you can use the mouse to select some text, switch to another window, and then hit the middle mouse button to paste text. > Sometimes, you can select text, then hit some hotkey, e.g. Ctrl+C, switch to another window, hit another hotkey, e.g. Ctrl+V, and paste said text. > Sometimes, you can do both. > Selections as a form of IPC First things first, in X11 land, “clipboards” are called “selections”. Yes, there is more than one selection and they all work independently. In fact, you can use as many selections as you wish. In theory, that is. When using selections, you make different clients communicate with each other. This means that those clients have to agree on which selections to use. You can't just invent your own selection and then expect Firefox to be compatible with it. How are selections identified? There are three “standard” selection names: PRIMARY: The “middle mouse clipboard” SECONDARY: Virtually unused these days CLIPBOARD: The “Ctrl+C clipboard” Program 1: Query selection owners Content type and conversion Program 2: Get clipboard as UTF-8 Program 3: Owning a selection Program 4: Content type TARGETS Handling binary data using xclip Large amounts of data Clipboard managers Summary News Roundup TrueOS Documentation: A great way to give back! (https://www.trueos.org/blog/trueos-documentation-great-way-give-back/) The TrueOS project is always looking for community contribution. Documentation changes are a great way for users to not only make a solid contribution to the project, but learn more about it too! Over the last few months, many users have asked for both simple and detailed instructions on making documentation changes. These are now added to the TrueOS handbook in the Contributing to TrueOS section. If interested in making a small alteration to the TrueOS handbook, here are some instructions for submitting a patch through the GitHub website. These instructions are also applicable to the Lumina and SysAdm handbooks. Lumina documentation is in the the lumina-docs repository, and SysAdm guides are in sysadm-docs. Make a Doc change! A GitHub account is required to submit patches to the TrueOS docs. Open a web browser and sign in to GitHub or make a new account. When making a new account, be sure to use an often checked email address, as all communication regarding patches and pull requests are sent to this address. Navigate to the trueos-docs GitHub repository. Click on the trueos-handbook directory to view all the documentation files. Open the .rst file corresponding to the chapter needing an update. The chapter names are reflected in the title of the .rst files. For example, open install.rst to fix an error spotted in handbook chapter 3: “Install”. This first image shows the trueos-docs repository and the contents of the trueos-handbook directory Open the desired chapter file by clicking its entry in the list. The trueos.rst file is an index file and should be ignored. Begin editing the file by clicking the Pencil icon in the upper right corner above the file's text. The file moves to edit mode, where it is now possible to make changes, as the next image shows. Editing install.rst with GitHub When making a simple change, it is recommended to avoid adjusting the specific formatting elements and instead work within or around them. Once satisfied, scroll to the bottom of the page and write a detailed commit summary of the new changes. Click Propose file change (green button), then Create pull request to submit the changes to the project. GitHub then does an automated merge check. Click Create pull request again to submit the change to the repository. In the final step, a developer or project committer reviews the changes, merging them into the project or asking for more changes as necessary. Learn more about TrueOS documentation To learn more about the underlying structure of TrueOS documentation like the Sphinx Documentation Generator and reStructuredText markup, browse the Advanced Documentation Changes section of the TrueOS handbook. This section also contains instructions for forking the repository and configuring a local clone, build testing, updating the translation files, and other useful information. The Sphinx website is also a valuable resource. libHijack Revival (https://www.soldierx.com/news/Hijack-Revival) Over a decade ago, while standing naked and vulnerable in the comfort of my steaming hot shower, I gathered my thoughts as humans typically attempt to do in the wee hours of the morning. Thoughts of a post-exploitation exercise raced in my mind, the same thoughts that made sleeping the night before difficult. If only I could inject into Apache some code that would allow me to hook into its parsing engine without requiring persistance. Putting a file-backed entry into /proc/pid/maps would tip off the security team to a compromise. The end-goal was to be able to send Apache a special string and have Apache perform a unique action based on the special string. FelineMenace's Binary Protection Schemes whitepaper provided inspiration. Silvio Cesare paved the way into PLT/GOT redirection attacks. Various Phrack articles selflessly contributed to the direction I was to head. Alas, in the aforementioned shower, an epiphany struck me. I jumped as an awkward stereotypical geek does: like an elaborate Elaine Benes dance rehearsal in the air. If I used PTrace, ELF, and the PLT/GOT to my advantage, I could cause the victim application to allocate anonymous memory mappings arbitrarily. In the newly-created memory mapping, I could inject arbitrary code. Since a typical operating system treats debuggers as God-like applications, the memory mapping could be mapped without write access, but as read and execute only. Thus enabling the stealth that I sought. The project took a few years to develop in my spare time. I ended up creating several iterations, taking a rough draft/Proof-of-Concept style code and rewriting it to be more efficient and effective. I had toyed with FreeBSD off-and-on for over a decade by this point, but by-and-large I was still mostly using Linux. FreeBSD gained DTrace and ZFS support, winning me over from the Linux camp. I ported libhijack to FreeBSD, giving it support for both Linux and FreeBSD simultaneously. In 2013, I started work on helping Oliver Pinter with his ASLR implementation, which was originally destined to be upstreamed to FreeBSD. It took a lot of work, and my interest in libhijack faded. As a natural consequence, I handed libhijack over to SoldierX, asking the community to take it and enhance it. Over four years went by without a single commit. The project was essentially abandoned. My little baby was dead. This past week, I wondered if libhijack could even compile on FreeBSD anymore. Given that four years have passed by and major changes have happened in those four years, I thought libhijack would need a major overhaul just to compile, let alone function. Imagine my surprise when libhijack needed only a few fixups to account for changes in FreeBSD's RTLD. Today, I'm announcing the revival of libhijack. No longer is it dead, but very much alive. In order to develop the project faster, I've decided to remove support for Linux, focusing instead on FreeBSD. I've removed hundreds of lines of code over the past few days. Supporting both FreeBSD and Linux meant some code had to be ugly. Now the beautification process has begun. I'm announcing the availability of libhijack 0.7.0 today. The ABI and API should be considered unstable as they may change without notice. Note that HardenedBSD fully mitigates libhijack from working with two security features: setting security.bsd.unprivilegedprocdebug to 0 by default and the implementation of PaX NOEXEC. The security.bsd.unprivilegedprocdebug sysctl node prevents PTrace access for applications the debugger itself did not fork+execve for unprivileged (non-root) users. Privileged users (the root account) can use PTrace to its fullest extent. HardenedBSD's implementation of PaX NOEXEC prevents the creation of memory mappings that are both writable and executable. It also prevents using mprotect to toggle between writable and executable. In libhijack's case, FreeBSD grants libhijack the ability to write to memory mappings that are not marked writable. Debuggers do this to set breakpoints. HardenedBSD behaves differently due to PaX NOEXEC. Each memory mapping has a notion of a maximum protection level. When a memory mapping is created, if the write bit is set, then HardenedBSD drops the execute bit from the maximum protection level. When the execute bit is set at memory mapping creation time, then the write bit is dropped from the maximum protection level. If both the write and execute bits are set, then the execute bit is silently dropped from both the mapping creation request and the maximum protection level. The maximum protection level is always obeyed, even for debuggers. Thus we see that PaX NOEXEC is 100% effective in preventing libhijack from injecting code into a process. Here is a screenshot showing PaX NOEXEC preventing libhijack from injecting shellcode into a newly-created memory mapping. What's next for libhijack? Here's what we have planned, in no particular order: Python bindings Port to arm64 This requires logic for handling machine-dependent code. High priority. Finish anonymous shared object injection. This requires implementing a custom RTLD from within libhijack. More cleanups. Adhere to style(9). libhijack can be found on GitHub @ https://github.com/SoldierX/libhijack *** Contributing to FreeBSD (https://blather.michaelwlucas.com/archives/2988) I've talked to a whole bunch of folks who say things like “I'm a junior programmer. I'm looking for a way to help. I have no specific expertise, but I'm willing to learn.” Today, I present such junior programmers with an opportunity. An opportunity for you to learn skills that will be incredibly valuable to your career, and will simultaneously expand your career opportunities. For decades, FreeBSD has relied on its users for testing. They expect users to install pre-release versions of the OS and exercise them to identify regressions. That's necessary, but it's nowhere near enough. The FreeBSD Testing Project is building an automated test suite for the entire operating system. They have a whole mess of work to do. There's only four people on the team, so each additional person that contributes can have a serious impact. They have tutorials on how to write tests, and sample tests. There's a whole bunch of tests left to be written. You have an almost open field. They need tests for everything from ls(1) to bhyve. (Yes, ls(1) broke at one point in the last few years.) Everything needs testing. Learning to write, submit, and commit small tests is valuable experience for developing the big tests. What's more, learning to write tests for a system means learning the system. Developing tests will transform you into a FreeBSD expert. Once you've demonstrated your competence, worth, and ability to work within the project, other FreeBSD teams will solicit your help and advice. The Project will suck you in. Testing is perhaps the most valuable contribution anyone can make to an open source project. And this door into the FreeBSD Project is standing wide, wide open. OpenBSD Gaming Resource (https://mrsatterly.com/openbsd_games.html) > What isn't there to love about playing video games on your favorite operating system? OpenBSD and video games feels like a natural combination to me. My resource has software lists, links to free games not in ports, lists of nonfree games, and recommendations. The Table of Contents has these high-level items for you: > General Resources > OpenBSD Exclusive > Ports > Network Clients > Browser Games > Game Engines > Multiple Game Engines > Multiple System Emulation > Computer Emulation > Game Console Emulation > Live Media Emulation > Operating System Emulation > Games in Other Software Have fun with these games! *** Beastie Bits Dragonfly introduces kcollect(8) (https://www.dragonflydigest.com/2017/08/07/20061.html) The Faces of Open Source (http://facesofopensource.com/unix/) Edgemesh CEO, Jake Loveless and Joyent CTO, Bryan Cantrill join together for a fireside chat to discuss distributed caching at scale, Docker, Node.js, Mystery Science Theater 3000, and more! (https://www.joyent.com/blog/joyent-edgemesh-cache-me-if-you-can) UFS: Place the information needed to find alternate superblocks to the end of the area reserved for the boot block (https://svnweb.freebsd.org/base?view=revision&revision=322297) Let ‘localhost' be localhost (https://tools.ietf.org/html/draft-west-let-localhost-be-localhost-04) Hurry up and register for vBSDCon September 7-9 (http://www.verisign.com/en_US/internet-technology-news/verisign-events/vbsdcon/index.xhtml?dmn=vBSDcon.com) and EuroBSDCon September 21-24 (https://2017.eurobsdcon.org/) *** Feedback/Questions Morgan - btrfs deprecated (http://dpaste.com/0JEYE1K) Ben - UEFI, GELI, BEADM, and more (http://dpaste.com/2TP90HD) Brad - Hostname Clarification (http://dpaste.com/1MQH1BD) M Rod - BSD Laptop (http://dpaste.com/39C6PGN) Jeremy - Contributing to BSDs (http://dpaste.com/3SVP5SF) ***