Podcasts about ex lax

Dans l’émission : Le Monde à Mario s’intéresse aux petites choses agaçantes qui nous font sacrer. Julibou dévoile les fiches Tinder les plus désespérées. Dans le Coup de 16h20, il s'agit d’une fille constipée qui a trop commandé de Ex Lax. Les Révélations mettent en lumière une chicane de couple explosive et on s’amuse ensuite avec Chante-là ta toune, avant de se demander : Ça se fait-tu ? Une émission qui promet son lot de moments mémorables !

In this week's virtual episode, David and Gabby help a daughter who can't get over her parents divorce, two lesbians wanting advice for moving in together, and a girl whose friend hooked up with her ex! The drama in this episode is piping hot so come ready to venmo them for giving  the best advice you've ever heard in your life!  To submit a question to David & Gabby email: letmeaskmydadpod@gmail.com Follow Gabby & David:  Let Me Ask My Dad on Instagram: @letmeaskmydadpod Let Me Ask My Dad on TikTok: @letmeaskmydadpod  David Bryan on Instagram: @davidbryanmusic Gabby Bryan on Instagram: @gabbyisbryan Gabby Bryan on TikTok: @gabbyisbryan Let Me Ask My Dad is produced by Lizzie Stewart in partnership with W!zard Radio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“Riding on your love” Caroline Crawford “To know you is to love you” Syreeta & Stevie “You got the stuff” Bill Withers “Chain reaction” Michael Franks “I got the…” Labi Siffre “Why did you do it” Margaret Singana “High steppin' hip dressin' fella” Love Unlimited “Shame” Lenny Williams “Satisfaction guaranteed” Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes “I can feel your love” Smoke “Get ya some” Melvin Sparks “Paradise” Sade “Jump into love” Etta James “Hypnotized” The Pointer Sisters

WWE Hall of Famer Sgt. Slaughter was on. He took calls live from the Tribe, shared how you could earn one of his coins by surviving a Cobra Clutch, and shared an unforgettable story about Andre the Giant pranking Haystacks Calhoun with Ex-Lax on a flight. 

On this week's episode, Micah and Chris retell a fan favorite story of how they pranked the church choir by baking Ex-Lax brownies for them! The "Tie Yo Shoes Cause You Trippin'" segment shares how a broken vacuum revealed a wife cheating on her husband and a pair of soccer socks also reveal an affair! Chris tests Micah's 90's trivia knowledge and 2 preachers get a tire replaced. Find out who the first child actor was to make a million dollars for their movie on this hot episode of the Doughnut Box Podcast!

Today's Oddcast - Talking Lamar - Ex-Lax and Stomach Pumps (Airdate 5/31/2024)   Lamar's back with another wild story from his childhood...we've all been there where we saw some chocolate and decided to eat it, unaware that it was Ex-Lax, right? RIGHT?!?!   The Bob & Sheri Oddcast: Everything We Don't, Can't, Won't, and Definitely Shouldn't Do on the Show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to IoT Coffee Talk #178 where we have a chat about all things IoT over a cup of coffee or two with some of the industry's leading business minds, thought leaders and technologists in a totally unscripted, organic format. Thanks for joining us. Sit back with a cup of Joe and enjoy the morning banter.In this week's episode, Rob, Bill, Steve, Marc, and David jump on Web3 to talk about:* About the Las Vegas Sphere thing. It's really awesome but getting back to the strip is a nightmare.* F1 Las Vegas - a good thing or a raw deal?* Should you follow your passion or do you really suck at painting?* What happens when you mix football with Ex-Lax?* At some point there is a tie back to IoT, LOL!!!* IoT Coffee Talk literally devolves into Sports Center!* XaaS in IoT. Will it work? Who is it for? (Finally 22:20)* Let's talk business model and cost structures for XaaS for IoT!It's a great episode. Check out the whole thing. You will get all you need to survive another week in the world of IoT and greater tech!Great ready to get real!Tune in! Like! Share! Comment and share your thoughts on IoT Coffee Talk, the greatest weekly assembly of Onalytica and CBT tech and IoT influencers on the planet!!Thanks for listening to us! Watch episodes at http://iotcoffeetalk.com/. Your hosts include Leonard Lee, Stephanie Atkinson, Marc Pous, David Vasquez, Rob Tiffany, Bill Pugh, Rick Bullotta and special guests. We support Elevate Our Kids to bridge the digital divide by bringing K-12 computing devices and connectivity to support kids' education in under-resourced communities. Please donate.

Luke had an adventure yesterday with timing out picking up his son and a race with some Ex-Lax!

Introducing, a non narcotic, vibrating pill called Vibrant! Get your mind out of the gutter ladies it's not for that! It's to help you have a smooth move while going to the bathroom if ya know what I'm sayin'.....Say goodbye to Ex-Lax and let 'er rip!

  Vidcast:  https://youtu.be/odP-sDjsFqk   With CoVid infections raging, the percentage of Americans who have received a complete series of CoVid vaccinations as well as the updated bivalent Omicron booster is nothing short of disgracefully low.  CoVid cases are up 55% in New York City, 127% in LA, 139% in Atlanta, 59% in DC, 54% in Miami, 92% in Houston, 73% in Chicago, and 121% in Los Vegas.   Only 71% of  men and 66% of women have finished their 2 shot initial CoVid vaccination series and a dismal 15% of men and 12% of women have receive the updated Omicron booster.  Even worse, only 5% of young children and 32% of older children have been vaccinated and only 3% of young children and 5% of older children have received the Omicron booster.   Are we doing any better with the flu?  Not really.  The flu season is well underway, and everyone should have already gotten the flu jab.  To date, though, only 26% of adults and 43% of children have had the flu vaccine.  That's slight better than this time last year but not good enough.   We currently have a tridemic raging: CoVid, Flu, and RSV.  The good news is that we have vaccines to help control CoVid and Influenza.  An RSV vaccine is on the way, but not just yet.  For the two diseases for which we do have vaccines, the vaccination rates should be closer to 100%.   What is wrong with us?  These vaccines are like any other medicine.  If you have a strep throat, would you refuse to take penicillin or another antibiotic.  If you have diabetes, would you refuse insulin.   If you're constipated, would you skip Ex-Lax. Fact is, these CoVid vaccines are likely as safe as the drugs you freely buy in the drugstore for your colds and your sleepless nights.   What's more, so far, these vaccines are FREE.  They don't cost you or your family a penny.  Ever wonder why that is?  It's because responsible public health officials have advised our governmental leaders that having a vaccinated and boosted American population is essential for the well-being of us all.  It keeps us healthy, out of the hospital, working to support the almighty US dollar, and, of most importance, out of the grave.   So we all need to get off our butts, get vaccinated for CoVid and the flu, get boosted, in order to not only protect ourselves but also to protect the ones we love and all of our neighbors.  The CDC has just approved the CoVid Omicron booster for infants and children 6 months to 5 years.  It's another chance for Americans to finally wake up and protect our youngest kids.   What's more, doing your part to stop CoVid and the flu doesn't stop with vaccination.   It includes masking when around others in the absence of safe ventilation which means indoors, on trains and buses, and in crowds.   https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#vaccination-demographics-trends https://www.cdc.gov/flu/fluvaxview/dashboard/vaccination-dashboard.html   #CoVid #influenza #vaccines #boosters #masking #economy #publichealth  

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On our SPECIAL 10th episode, hear about the time Micah and Chris baked Ex-Lax brownies for the church choir! A rapper also gets arrested for asking a TV station to play his music?!?! Also join us for laughs and fun as you find out what fries Chris's donuts and hear our great improv! Stay tuned to hear the freshest and hottest donuts on The Doughnut Box Podcast!

Kat's Ex-Lax Brownies, More Pet Names, & Misheard Song Lyrics

Actor, comedian, and podcaster Brian Huskey (Bald Talk podcast, Veep, Bob's Burgers) hangs with Betsy and Amy Albert to talk about the Dewey Decibel System, advent calendars filled with dusty Ex-Lax, and whether the rug matches the drapes.

It's like we're shining this week because The Doughboys & Asexuals' JOHN KASTNER is here! Join Damian as he sits down with the Canadian music legend to discuss his incredible journey growing up in punk. From touring America at 15, to getting letters from Bob Mould's mom at the CBC, to GG Allin showing up for a sleepover with a box of Laxatives: this is one for the ages! Do not miss it! Also, don't miss the reissue of the essential “Be What You Want” by the Asexuals, coming early 2022! Also, head over to turnedoutapunk.com and grab a shirt from this podcast! Also Touched On: Fair Warning  No Policy SCUM Two clubs in town so lets his the road Playing CBGB's matinees  Making connections thru Maximum Rock N Roll Self-released on “OG Records” Deja Voodoo opens for the Gun Club and Cramps the UK Punk influence being at the Montreal “Another State Of Mind” Youth Brigade show Psyche Industries  Touring with DOA and Minutemen D. Boon was the sweetest Meeting SNFU over a million dollars cash Toronto: BFGs and art Adrenaline OD Reagan Youth Giving Harley Flanagan a healthcare card  Direct Acton Genetic Control  Zyklon B Jerry's Kids Meeting Vinny Stigma Kid bands the insanity of Florida hardcore  Making friends with the Iron Coffins MC Boom and The Legion of Doom A Mac truck driven through the front of the club Meeting John Peel Making the NME drive to Stonehenge  90's Quebec Punk Bouncers having to start pits in San Diego to stop the gang from coming with chains GG Allin showing up for a sleepover with a brown paper bag with a box of Ex-Lax & SO MUCH MORE!!!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY VANS 

We may've been a bit punchy at the start of this one

On The Babylon Interview Show, Eric Metaxas talks to Adam and Ethan about why Atheism is now dead, becoming a comedy writer, and Dave Chappelle's latest controversy. Eric's latest book 'Is Atheism Dead?' responds to the "Is God Dead?" question by revealing new evidence that supports Christianity more than Atheism. Eric first gained fame for being the keynote speaker at the National prayer breakfast. He has written many biographies including his most famous, Bonhoeffer. Eric currently hosts the nationally syndicated radio program the 'Eric Metaxas Radio Show.' Adam and Ethan find out Eric's journey into becoming a national bestselling author. They find out about the Ex-Lax commercial that started Eric's career. Ethan and Eric connect on both having worked on VeggieTales. Adam finds out how the Yale Humor magazine helped shape Eric. Eric shares how the media narrative of him going from an intellectual to a Trump supporter is wrong and what he thinks about the whole situation. Adam and Ethan find out the story behind Eric's Trump children's books.  In the Subscriber Portion, Adam and Ethan play a game with Eric to see if he can say good things about some of the worst people in our current society. Eric talks about his new book ‘Is Atheism Dead' and how he stumbled into an extraordinary topic. Adam and Ethan ask Eric the ever great 10 questions and get one of the best punching stories.

This episode contains: We start this episode with hanitizer, staying up late, slick ps5 mentions, soda burps, and Brave New World. Doom and Gloom: The warming climate is causing animals to 'shapeshift'. Several species of Australian parrot have shown a 4%-10% increase in bill size since 1871. Steven attempts to soapbox climate change again, but Skype has other ideas. https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2021/09/210907110718.htm How Does It Feel To Treat Me Like You Do?: Hospital staff must swear off Tylenol, Tums to get religious vaccine exemption. Hospital staff in Arkansas are trying to get religious exemption from vaccinations, little do they know, they'll also have to swear off Tylenol, Pepto Bismol, aspirin, Tums, Lipitor, Senokot, Motrin, ibuprofen, Maalox, Ex-Lax, Benadryl, Sudafed, albuterol, Preparation H, MMR vaccine, Claritin, Zoloft, Prilosec OTC, and azithromycin for the same reasons: fetal cell lines. https://arstechnica.com/science/2021/09/hospital-staff-must-swear-off-tylenol-tums-to-get-religious-vaccine-exemption/  Science Fiction: We talk about the first episode of Y the Last Man. Ben covers the latest episode of Lower Decks (Steven hasn't watched yet). Steven has been watching Red Letter Media's Star Trek The Next Generation best of lists and understands some of it. Ben covers the Star Trek: Nemesis Romulan Theory and Steven tries to keep up. Steven gives his thoughts (and a mini review) on Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (no spoilers).

This week, Sam and Peter celebrate their anniversary by dedicating new songs to each other. You get a glimpse into our relationship and we prove that we actually do kind of like each other. You also get a visual of Peter that you can't unsee or unhear...you've been warned!Special shoutout this week goes to Civics & Coffee!Our songs for this week:Paralyzed by The Night Flight Orchestra, from their 2018 album Sometimes the World Ain't Enough released via Nuclear Blast.Never Break by John Legend, from his 2020 album Bigger Love released via Columbia Records.As a bonus, here are some of our other songs that we have dedicated to each other:Let's Get it On by Marvin Gaye, from his 1973 album Let's Get It On released via Motown Records.Ultimate Cheeseburger by The Meaty Cheesy Boys, from the Jack in the Box Commercial.This Heart of Mine (I Pledge) by Pain of Salvation, from their 2002 album Remedy Lane released via Inside Out Music.Walking on Air by King Crimson, from their 2015 album Thrak released via Virgin Records.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2songs1couple)

Don't have time to listen to the whole Dave & Chuck the Freak podcast? Check out some of the tastiest bits of the day, including porch pirates steal an entire porch, the Ex-Lax bandit, the dating app where your mom picks your date for you and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PLUS: What the key ingredient in a good sandwich AND ARMIE HANNIABL LECTER: Elizabeth Chambers has two words to say about her marriage

Between new episodes, we'll be releasing from the dog house episodes that previously appeared on the Predict-O-Cast feed or on Patreon. This week, it's our Aug 2, 2018 episode on In the Dog House, a movie with bad facial hair, Ex-Lax-filled cupcakes, a man who is basically made of cardboard, insanely good fortune for a family who doesn't need it, a hamster thief, and a pepper grown by Satan himself. Rate and review us wherever you find the show.  Follow us on social media!  Twitter: @hotdogpod Instagram: @hotdogpod Check out Josh and Skinner's other show: Predict-O-Cast! Available wherever you get podcasts or at predictocast.com

In our first-ever Best Of compilation episode, we have a dozen clips of listener favorites from 2020 and some of our selects as well. Cinematographer Bradford Young goes deep into his filmmaking philosophy and influences, such as on Selma; Kira Kelly talks about making the documentary 13th with director Ava DuVernay; Greig Fraser on Lion, Star Wars and The Mandalorian; Anthony Dod Mantle describes exploring New York City for The Undoing; Wally Pfister on his early career working on Roger Corman movies; Brendan Davis on leaving China as the pandemic hit; director Don Coscarelli remembers working with cinematographer John Alcott on The Beastmaster; legendary documentarian Frederick Wiseman talks about his process of assembling his films; cinematographer Iris Ng on making documentaries that are personal narratives; commercial director Bruce Van Dusen tells an anecdote from an Ex-Lax commercial; director Julie Taymor on the visual language of The Glorias; and finally director Ron Howard on directing the documentary Rebuilding Paradise versus his approach to narrative films. Be sure to check out the full episodes, and let us know what you think! IT'S A GIVEAWAY! Enter to win Bruce Van Dusen's book, 60 Stories about 30 Seconds: How I Got Away with Becoming a Pretty Big Commercial Director Without Losing My Soul (or Maybe Just Part of It). Like and comment on our Bruce Van Dusen post on Facebook and we'll choose a winner from the comments. https://www.facebook.com/cinepod Find out even more about this episode, with extensive show notes and links: http://camnoir.com/bestof2020/ Sponsored by Hot Rod Cameras: www.hotrodcameras.com Website: www.camnoir.com Facebook: @cinepod Instagram: @thecinepod Twitter: @ShortEndz

Chapter 0036 - 0037 Narrative  Chapter 0036 Pop!  Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner (1948 - Present)  Sword of Ba Heer (Shroud of the Avatar) Chuck Taylor All Stars (1932 - Present)  Chapter 0037 Pop! Gorf (1981) Tempest (1981) Ex LAX (1906 - Present) Monty Python and The Holy Grail (1975) Console Rundown  PDP-1 Altair 8800 IMSAI 8080 Apple I and II  Atari 2600 Commodore PET Intellivision TRS-80  Atari 400 and 800 ColecoVision TI-99/4 Sinclair ZX80 Commodore 64 Console Wars! NES vs. Sega Master System SNES vs Sega Genesis PlayStation 2 vs. Xbox PC vs Mac The Twilight Zone (1959 - 1964)

Rebecca got caught in a very private moment by a huge superstar & has never lived it down! Plus, quite possibly the most diabolical use for Ex-Lax ever...AND DOES NO ONE WANT A FREE PS5!?

Chris and Jen catch up from Struggle Bunnies and share a couple stories from their past two weeks, including family member feedback and listener voicemail. Jen talks about her solo lady vacation and tells a story about her dad having a gun mishap in their family home, and Chris has another fun mom story/impression and shares a funny tale about B-Money's daughter. They wrap up with a news story about a Canadian graffiti artist and a song from Arizona band, Addict3d - Without You. http://www.reverbnation.com/addict3d www.unfilteredcircus.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/unfilteredcircus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unfilteredcircus/support

Mckenneth is back again to help Elena discuss all of their Nashville shenanigans from nose to toes. The girls explain their travel troubles, Elena's big fight with her colon, and how their friends from back home salvaged their entire trip. Elena executes a necessary spy mission and talks Mckena into getting a matching tattoo. There is a lot to unpack. Also.. they do gush over the Frey wedding, too! Plus, stay tuned to the end to hear “A Little Big Brother”!

You ever have one'a those reading projects you just can't seem to get around to?  Yeah, me too!  Today, I'm going to try and change that... with this new series that I'm calling X-Lapsed (and yeah, I totally know that sounds a lot like Ex-Lax!). Despite having been a rabid reader of the X-Men for nearly three decades, I now find myself in the very bizarre position of a "new reader".  These characters might be familiar... but, I'm anything but comfortable with them!  Hopefully this reading exercise will help me get back into the X-Groove. I hope you'll decide to join me on this little journey, as I fumble and stumble my way through HoX/PoX en route to the Dawn of X line-up!  If you have anything about the Dawn of X X-Men you wanna discuss, I'd love to chat... and hopefully learn a thing or two! -- @acecomics / weirdcomicshistory@gmail.com chrisandreggie.com chrisandreggie.podbean.com chrisisoninfiniteearths.com

This week we reminisce on old pranks from our past, Cody reveals more about his sexual orientation, and James tells us some trade secrets.

Kelly and Steve sat down to record the intro to their upcoming podcast 90 Day Fiance - Coupled with Chaos that will run concurrently with this podcast and just left the mic open for this episode. Kelly kicks things off after experiencing some discomfort with a social media experience and Steve follows up with some discomfort that he dished out with some Ex-Lax during his time in Germany.But, Kelly and Steve end it by sharing a little bit more about their 90 Day Fiance Story.

One short story from How in the Hell Did I Get Here? Enjoy this classic story from our archives! Erin is on vacation and fails to understand just exactly what the directions are saying on the package of Ex-Lax that she purchases.       - Join us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/howinthehelldidIgethere/- Follow us on Instagram @kimaflodin or @howinthehellpodcast- Share your love for the show with financial support! https://buymeacoffee/thecoloringbookcoach- Subscribe to my other podcasts: How to Fall in Love with Yourself TOOLKIT & Tell Me Your Secret- Thank you YouTube Free Music Audio Library & Silent Partner for our theme song, 7th Floor Tango and ad music, Blue Skies   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCht8qITGkBvXKsR1Byln-wA

Asterios gets rejected by Ex-Lax.    Sirancha encounters yet another drive-thruumer.    And Tallard is NOT allowed to use the camera we're "borrowing" from Target.      * * *    Voicemail: (848) 863 5343    Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com    Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

(0:00) Show Open: The Squirm The show opens with KL hearing a song on the way to work that would be perfect for a Quentin Tarantino film, called The Squirm. Also, Fatal weekend crash that turned I-10 near Tucson into parking lot that Brad was stuck in for 6 hours, now a homicide investigation and there are more questions than answers.  Speaking of weird stories, this lady claimed to be attacked in Marana. But her story seems fishy and people are doubting her online.  Police investigating aggravated assault at Tucson Premium Outlets (13:16) Entertainment News   Lori Loughlin's daughters could be ‘star witnesses' at college admissions trial Monty Python legend Terry Jones dies aged 77 after heartbreaking dementia battle Netflix says "The Witcher" was its most watched debut season ever. (21:52) Basket Brawl   Massive brawl breaks out at end of Kansas-Kansas State game (27:10) Our Phone Addiction 'Phubbing' your children could put them at risk of depression, study finds Some schools took away students' phones . . . and now they're having to deal with those students having separation anxiety. (36:07) Dumbass of the Day   A woman in Pennsylvania drove into oncoming traffic as a way of testing God.  Two people were injured in the crash     A Woman Is Arrested for Throwing a Bible at Her Boyfriend's Head     A Guy Tries to Hide From the Cops Underwater . . . but Is Caught When He Comes Up for Air     A Guy Steals His Ex's Burger King Meal Because He's Upset Another Guy Bought It for Her (45:05)  KFC loves boobs and making you fat KFC Is Selling A Spicy Chicken Sandwich Stuffed With Fried Cream Cheese Balls And Your Healthy January Is Now Over KFC Sorry for Ad in Which Boys Gawk at Cleavage (49:40) What's the Most Unprofessional Thing You've Done at Work? People on Twitter are sharing the most unprofessional thing they've ever done at work.  Here are some highlights . . . "Watch porn." "Had a Skype interview with another company." "Made cupcakes with Ex-Lax because people kept stealing my lunch." "Went to the movies, then back to the office to clock out." "The girl sitting next to me roasted a whole chicken at her desk." "Had sex with my boss for a $3 raise."   "Packed all eight of my students up in my car to go see why my man wasn't answering the phone." "A customer told me he was allergic to chives so I put chives in his quesadilla so he would send it back untouched and I could eat it."        Support the show: https://podcave.app/subscribe/the-world-famous-frank-show-4eehjczc See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take it or Leave it Season 3 is brought to you by Grove Collaborative. Visit http://grove.co/takeit and grab your FREE 5 piece gift set, FREE shipping and FREE 60 day VIP trial. Guest Host Laura Clery of Help Helen Smash joins us for a crazy episode. We talk about dog training our kids, moms not needing to chase a trophy in motherhood and an ex-lax o.d. as well as many, many, many sideways conversations and Helen's new book "Idiot"

Take it or Leave it Season 3 is brought to you by Grove Collaborative. Visit http://grove.co/takeit and grab your FREE 5 piece gift set, FREE shipping and FREE 60 day VIP trial.Guest Host Laura Clery of Help Helen Smash joins us for a crazy episode. We talk about dog training our kids, moms not needing to chase a trophy in motherhood and an ex-lax o.d. as well as many, many, many sideways conversations and Helen's new book "Idiot" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Take it or Leave it Season 3 is brought to you by Grove Collaborative. Visit http://grove.co/takeit and grab your FREE 5 piece gift set, FREE shipping and FREE 60 day VIP trial.Guest Host Laura Clery of Help Helen Smash joins us for a crazy episode. We talk about dog training our kids, moms not needing to chase a trophy in motherhood and an ex-lax o.d. as well as many, many, many sideways conversations and Helen's new book "Idiot" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Travel can be a lot of things and of course, when one of the sisters takes a trip... things can get to How in the Hell did I get here? pretty quick!   In today's Episode, Erin learns the importance of thoroughly reading the directions during a this 12-hour endurance test.   Next, Kari just wants to get home to join in the graduation celebrations of a niece and nephew... the question is will she even get on the plane after an alarming encounter with the TSA?   Lastly, Kim is on her first trip out of the country (yes, the same trip where she was also held hostage by a monkey in Episode 3!) where she tries parasailing. They say what goes up, comes back down... well, eventually yes, but not without a lot of excitement for her in the air!   Written, produced and hosted by Kim A. Flodin    Join us on Facebook! bit.ly/acebookHITH  Become a Producer at Patreon bit.ly/HITHPatreon  Buy us a virtual coffee! bit.ly/ko-fiHITH Thanks to our Storytellers Kari Flodin and Erin Beach Thanks The Coloring Book Coach Get your free coloring book!  thecoloringbookcoach.com Thank you YouTube Free Music Audio Library & Silent Partner for our theme song, 7th Floor Tango & ad music, Blue Skies bit.ly/youtubefpodcastmusic  

  I’ve got problems just like everybody else. I know it’s sort of a sham hiding them all behind a barricade of laughter and merriment the likes rarely seen beyond newborn babies who think a dirty diaper is funny and really old people who think a dirty diaper is funny, but it’s the way I cope. My aunt Janet likes to call me Chandler Bing - the guy from FRIENDS - because no matter what’s going on and even when things get serious, I’ll sometimes break the monotony with a sarcastic or off-the-wall (often not well though out) comment. That’s why I feel like I have license to discuss and laugh about the next three topics. Why I hate the sun (I get skin cancers). I have type 2 diabetes, and I used to be a terribly insecure child. With that, I’m Michael Blackston. Let’s huddle up together - Eskimo style -  because where I’m from, it’s getting colder outside, and let’s roast marshmallows over some stories from my funny, messy, life. ___________________________________  There was one year that I got a tan. One. My mom used to have a picture of it somewhere, but I’m thinking the sun sent an agent to destroy it so there would be no record because I haven’t seen it in years. Otherwise, I burn and peel, burn and peel, burn and peel, and then see a skin specialist. Why? Because ... ___________________________________  The hot, steamy, stupid sun is hot.   My sister is sad because it’s fall and we’re finally getting some relief from the heat.   I know some people like her prefer it – people who enjoy the feeling of the skin melting right off their bones like there was an atomic explosion in their back yard and they neither ducked nor covered. And if that’s you, fine. Don’t worry about my opinion. You go enjoy being a cupcake in God’s Easy Bake Oven.   The misery of stepping outside during summer is hard to put into words that will help you to understand just how big a deal this is for me as one of the true white people of the world. I’m not caucasian - that’s too tan. I’m a snow man. Camera men stand me in front of their lenses to balance the light.   And as to what the sun does to me when I creep from my shadowy depths into the sting of its shine? Well, have you seen the end of the first Indiana Jones movie? It’s like that, except not as delightful. The way I’m built, it’s as if I’m opening the Ark of the Covenant while wearing an Ozzy Ozborne mask made by Marilyn Manson, and signed by Richard Dawkins. It burns.   Not to mention that the sun and I don’t get along for other reasons. You might tolerate the heat to enjoy the beautiful bronze color that your skin inherits from the cancerous rays of the sun, but not me. The sun has a different gift in store if I bask more than approximately 10.62 seconds. I get to unwrap a big ol’ box of Basal Cell Carcinoma – the sort of skin cancers my doctor commented, “They’re the kind you WANT to get if you’re gonna get skin cancers. Hahahaha.”   Well it ain’t funny.   I don’t WANT to get ANY skin cancers, but nature has resolved that they pair nicely with the skin tags under my arms and so I’m  with them. I know it could be worse. My family has dealt with the scare of Melanoma first hand, but even the carcinomas can be bad if you let them go. So my skin doctor tells me to never fear. All I have to do is grease myself down with sunscreen from head to toe every day for the rest of my life and make sure the SPF protection is no lower than 7,948.   “And wear long sleeves if you can, unless you get wet. Once your clothing is wet, it offers little protection from the sun,” he says. “In that case, Mr. Blackston, you should make sure your sunscreen is in place and also carry a spare suit of armor with you at all times. In fact, just to be safe and to ensure that you enjoy a happy life under the sun, you just go ahead and put on that suit of armor first thing every morning and wear it all day no matter how much it chafes your nipples and makes your skin tags sore.”   No big deal, right?   Forget it. Next year, I’m dressing as cool as I can, which may or may not include full public nudity when the temperature rises above 70. You won’t be able to recognize me anyway – my face will be in a puddle around my feet.  Because the stupid hot, steamy sun is stupid.  And hot.  ___________________________________  My wife sent me a photo from Facebook the other day that showed a billboard stating that “This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness.” Under the printed message was a spray painted note. “No we won’t.” It’s a solid statement about men all around the world and the fact that we hate to be told what to do. It also reminded me of how ... ___________________________________  Diabetes Ruined My Day   I have a hard time dealing with nagging. Actually, hard time is putting it mildly. I should probably be honest with you and say that if I feel like I’m being harped on, I turn into an incoherent caveman, one nag away from peeing on stuff to mark my territory. And from stories I’ve heard over the dinner table on Sundays, I think I might get it honest.   I guess that’s why Kayla was surprised when, after several mentions of going to the doctor and getting my medications in order, I said, “Yeah - you’re probably right,” instead of “OG NO GO TO DOCTOR - OG FEEL FINE!” and I didn’t even pee on anything. I did try to argue that maybe I should be a good Christian and let The Great Physician sort it out, but that went over about as well as I expected it to.   I didn’t make an appointment - that would have made too much sense. No, I opted for the walk-in maneuver at the Medical Center, which meant that I wouldn’t see my family doctor, who had a full slate of appointments to examine people who had better planning skills than me or probably the specialist I’d seen in the first place about my diabetes. She wouldn’t be happy at all that I’d not followed her instructions. It also meant I would be waiting in the room of waiting longer than I wanted to. We all know that when you make an appointment, you have to wait anyway, so now that I was being “squeezed in”, I expected to exceed the daily recommended dosage of waiting room while I was in there with sick people and reading magazines that crawled with sick people funk.   The wait was long enough, but not as long as I’d thought it’s be. The only problem was the lady sitting next to me who ...   Never.   Shut.   Up.   She talked about her brother who was in jail because he’d been falsly blamed for a crime he didn’t commit - RAWNG ACCUSED, she called it, and just because he had outstanding warrants and was driving a car with no license plates and no insurance. “They’s jest lookin’ fer sumbody t’harr-ICE. Ain ‘t got nuthin’ better to do!”   Of course, that bled into how his no good girlfriend was pregnant with a baby that wasn’t his, but he was still gonna stay with her when he got out because she got a good check every month and everybody else was tired of buying his cigarettes and booze. And Preacher Billy said he couldn’t wait to take him out witnessin’ again once’d he done his time.   It might have been the first time you could actually SEE the IQ level of people dropping. Thankfully, my name was called just in time to keep me from looking up sexy pictures of my cousin Lulabell on Facebook.   I’d been on medication for Type 2 diabetes for a year already, but it only took giving out of my prescriptions and not renewing them once before I was on a downward spiral that mixed it all up. Blood pressure meds out? No problem. I’ll get around to filling that right after I finish this salt lick. Diabetes meds are all gone? Whatever. They gave me an upset stomach and so does Ex-Lax. At least Ex-Lax tastes like chocolate and I ... like ... chocolate.   Then there was the diet plan ... and the cheating on the diet plan. What started out as a random hiccup every once in a while turned into an all out frat party in my refrigerator, except that I was chugging Yoo-Hoos and Mountain Dew.   So there I was face to face with my doctor - the irritated, steaming specialist who I’d promised I’d take my diabetes seriously. She started in like a mother who you’d promised to take cleaning your room seriously, but has found eight dirty plates with silverware, four half-eaten bags of Funyuns and the block of cheese that went missing three weeks ago.   “What did I tell about taking your meds?”   “You said to take my meds as prescribed.”   “Why haven’t you done that?”   I just shrugged and counted the counted the long Q-Tips in one of the jars on the counter. There were ten.   “Look at me when I’m talking to you!”   I thought about telling her she wasn’t the boss of me, but then I remembered she is the boss of my diabetes.   “Have you been keeping a check on your blood sugar twice a day and logging the numbers?”   “Define logging.”   “Writing them down. Have you been checking your blood sugar or not?”   “Define checking.”   “Obviously not.”   “I have been using the little needle lancer thingies, if that what you’re asking.”   “Alright. How so?”   “Blow darts.”   “Do you think this is funny, Mr. Blackston? Diabetes is nothing to laugh at!”   “Well, if you give it giant shoes and a rubber chicken, it might be funny.”   She threw her hands in the air, yelled, “I give up!” and stormed out of the examination room. A few minutes later, my family doctor came in and sat down in front of me. He has a much nicer bedside manner.   “Your specialist has thrown her hands in the air and screamed, “I give up.”   “I know. I think it was the Funyuns that upset her. Or the block of cheese.”   “What?”   “Nothing.”   “We’re going to start from scratch, Mr. Blackston, and this time you’re going to do this the right way. You got it?”   “Yessir.”   I ended up getting three gallons of blood sucked out of me to see where I was at, diabetically and cholestoralicallty, and was given so many prescriptions that the doctor had to put on a hand brace.   “Can I still have bread?”   “Some, but small amounts of it.”   “Can I have Coke?”   “Not with sugar. Diet Coke or Coke Zero, although I’d prefer you cut out colas altogether.”   “What about a little candy?”   “How much is a little?”   “A party bag of  peanut butter M&M’s.”   “No.”   “I’m also going to insist you check you blood sugar regularly and not use the needles as darts. Can you promise me you’ll do that?”   “My ninja training is gonna suffer, but I guess so.”    In other words, I can eat grass and drink water. That’s how I took it. Diabetes had turned me into a cow. My wife tried to talk some sense into me and tell me that all they’re saying is to put on my big boy pants and be smart. If I have candy, eat a couple of pieces and be done. Watch my carbs and learn to enjoy more cleansing beverages. she told me. .   It would be an adventure alright - the Temple of Doom - because they’d ripped my heart right out of my chest.    I wonder if I could dip green beans in a chocolate fondue?   ___________________________________  I lived a pretty charmed life as a kid. My complaints were about things that would get me slapped by children less privileged than me, so I didn’t say a lot. My problems were more of the mental kind. I was small and weak and bad at sports. I could use my imagination, though. There was just one problem. I spent a lot of time with my cousin and he was strong and great at sports, so I defaulted to him in almost everything. It’s time I came forward about ... ____________________________________  The Acceptable Mulk And Other Semi-Heroes   There’s a reason behind my hard-headedness and insistence on being in control of my own life, which, by the way, I refuse to apologize for and you can’t make me. Until adulthood, I never felt like I had control of anything. And that didn’t last long because I got married when I was 21, so by law, all control of my life was ceded to my wife. Growing up, I was always a pushover and I wouldn’t stand up for myself. I went along with whatever I was told to do by whoever told me to do it. Part of that was being a scaredy cat and part of it was hating any kind of confrontation.   Enter the relationship between me and my first cousin - the one you’ll probably hear plenty about throughout the life of this podcast - the one that did the stupidly stupid things with me I mentioned in episode 2.   He had no trouble taking the lead. He was a lot tougher than me and seemed to enjoy a little confrontation because he knew he’d usually win. He’s also five months older than me, so in our childhood minds, his nearly half a year of extra life experience gave him the power by default. We were inseparable as kids, so there was a whole bunch of playing to be done, and I let him dictate what shape that would take. We might create elaborate booby traps in grandma’s back yard to foil trespassers, then laugh at ourselves for making something that started with the word "booby". Or, as in some of my earliest memories, we might defend the city as superheroes.   It was the mid to late 70’s and Batman and Robin came on every afternoon. I remember wanting to get into the tv with the dynamic duo so bad that I seriously considered putting a chair through the screen to get to them. Back in those days, grandma let us stay inside the house while she was keeping us for exactly three reasons: Sesame Street, lunch, and Batman. Other than that it was, “Go play outside!”   Looking back, I think I understand the logic that us being outside was better than her having to keep us from trying to get to grandpa’s .22 rifle or putting chairs through the tv.   We didn’t mind, though. A couple of towels for capes and we were good to go! It didn’t matter that we didn’t have masks, either. We made up for that by starting every new mission with the theme music.   My cousin got to be Batman. Every. Single. Time.   I always had to be Robin and there would not be any sharing the roles. Whenever I asked to be Batman, he told me I couldn’t because he was stronger and he was the one who had the Batmobile Big Wheel. That made sense and I didn’t argue. Plus he had to admit that I did a better Robin than he did. or   Then there were opportunities to save the world as other superheroes, like when we’d ride 865 miles out in the country to go to the private pool my mom was a member of. It was called the Fish and Game Club. The bathrooms at the place crawled with spiders and mosquitoes and smelled like fish. And game.   Obviously, I never got to be Aquaman because I wasn’t as strong as my cousin and besides, he was the one who slept in Aquaman Underoos. We didn’t know enough about comic books to realize there was such a thing as The Sub-Mariner and even if we had, my cousin would’ve, being so much older and wiser than me, proclaimed him not as good as Aquaman. So I got to be the sidekicks, like Robin again or Float Boy or a dolphin. Maybe if we’d grown up in a later decade I would’ve gotten to be Spongebob, but I doubt it. If we were pretending to be in Bikini Bottom, I’m sure I’d have been relegated to Patrick or the Pirate face that sings the theme song with the funky lips. Even as we got a little older, he got to be He-Man and I had to be Orko - the little bumbling ghost guy that provided comic relief and always had to be saved.   He did throw me one tiny bone in the early eighties when we discovered what would become his all-time favorite superhero, The Incredible Hulk.   Our world changed immediately once we got our first glimpse of David Banner going all “OH NO YOU DIT-INT!” on some bad guys and flashing those bright green rage eyes. Suddenly, Lou Ferrigno is ripping out of Bill Bixby’s clothes and it was ON like Donkey Kong (Another childhood thing he was better at than me)! My cousin got in trouble because he kept cutting up his good shirts so it’d look like he’d turned into the Hulk and burst out of them.   The problem was, there was only one Hulk and he was a loner. Banner walked sadly from town to town under haunting piano music and nobody followed except for teams of rednecks and oil tycoons bent on terrorizing the neighborhood. The Hulk didn’t have any sidekick. He didn’t need one. That meant there wasn’t much for me to do other than play  and cheer on The Hulk as he brought havoc upon unsuspecting back yard hooligans.   We had an idea. We’d make one up for me. I sure wasn’t going to get to be the Hulk, but what if there was another hero that worked with him.   Thank goodness, my cousin came up with a character and our playtime was saved.   I would be the Hulk’s less impressive cousin who turned purple and caused the bad guys unbridled pestering when he got mad. I would be ... The Mulk. That’s right, ! The sad thing is, I embraced it. Just to be considered at least somewhat useful, I was elated and I owned the role of the Mulk. I even cut up a couple of shirts for myself, so you can imagine my surprise recently when I googled images of the Hulk and found a still from The Simpsons showing a comic book of The Formidable Mulk.     There were plenty of other times I took second fiddle, too.   He got to be Dracula, I got to be Count Spatula - Dracula’s cousin from New Jersey who worked in an Italian restaurant and drank red Cool-Aid.   He was The Wolf Man - I was his cousin, The Labrador Man - a mild mannered, but still doglike being that was frightening with my fierce loyalty and skill at fetching anything my cousin threw in the yard.   Since then I’ve learned to stand up for myself and be who I want to be, without asking permission. Well, I do try to let God tell me who He wants me to be and I’m okay with that, but nobody else is the boss of me. Well, my mom has some pull. But other than God and mom, nobody tells me what to do except when my daughter flashes her eyes and begs for something.   So God, mama, and my daughter are the only ones who can tug at my reigns. And my wife, of course. “Mulk coming, honey!”  

In this episode of Hot Diggity Dog, Josh and Skinner hit the randomizer and are treated to a film with bad facial hair, Ex-Lax-filled cupcakes, a man who is basically made of cardboard, insanely good fortune for a family who absolutely doesn't need it, a hamster-thief, and a pepper grown by Satan himself. 

Ooooooh, Lwaxana! She's back, and she's out for blood! Not really. It's the return of Lwaxana Troi to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine with the episode "The Muse"! Troi is doing the old "Fake Marriage with the Changling Security Officer to Keep Your Baby from Being Raised in a Draconian Culture" scam. Who among us? Also, an alien parasite makes Jake a better writer. Yeah, that's cool. Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/wormholepodcast!

Un show qui n’est pas chiant! Introduction sur l’importance du contenu dans une émission de radio! Chronique de SYLVAIN LEMAY avec sa carte blanche et deux anecdotes!   (Début: 15:12) L’article Le Super Matozoïde – S6#187 – Du Ex-Lax et des jeux! – 22 mars 2018 est apparu en premier sur RadioH2O.

www.InspiredNationOnline.com www.InspiredNationOnline.com/Emergence www.InspiredNationOnline.com/YouTube When I made the switch from Pepto-Bismol to Ex-Lax....my life changed.  I can't wait to 'unplug' your mind and 'explode' you into a better life. YOU DEFINE YOU. 

Smart phone integrated infant monitors with Pulsoximetry are actually DUMB, with real potential for harm. Matt and Rob finish off PooPalooza with constipation treatments –  cleanouts to cure, from enemas to MiraLAX to Ex-Lax. Beware the vacation relapse!  Potty training and a salute to Rachel Bloom. We support Medicaid and CHIP for kids (less so […]

This week, Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren tried to read a letter penned by Coretta Scott King and an objecting Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell decided that she should the maximum amount of attention she could possibly receive by silencing her on the floor of the Senate. Smooth move, Ex-Lax, for out of this dust-up, a new slogan of resistance was born. Meanwhile, you've probably noticed that Donald Trump's White House is the leakiest one in memory, and this week, the Huffington Post told the story of the President making oddball late-night calls and complaining about the quality of Air Force One handtowels. But hey, should you be concerned by all of this? Well, the people who keep leaking stories like this clearly are. Finally, as you may have heard, one of the more potent members of Trump's inner-circle is former Breitbart News' media maven Steve Bannon, who is a different sort of conservative than your standard issue Beltway Republican. One way in which he differs? He's a full-on... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today's show, Mark and Rick interview Rachel Adams, a top 1,000 real estate agent and author (17:13). Then it's another moderately funny edition of the Humans Being Human segment with Zeb and Blake and the Ex-Lax Story (50:24). They wrap with the Tip of the Week which is -- drink water the first thing when you wake up (1:06:43). They talk to Rachel about real estate, the sum of the 5 people you hang around, being honest with yourself, morning routines, drinking water, a prosthetic belly button, positive affirmation, leading by example, 90 day program, guessing her birthday, and the love chair. Before they talk to Rachel, Mark and Rick discuss Mark's traffic stop and wardrobe talk. Thanks for listening! Leave us a review on iTunes! STUFF THEY TALK ABOUT: Lost2found90.com ( http://www.lost2found90.com/ ) Mark Periscope = @simplyhuman52 Rick Periscope = @rbentley3032 @SimplyHuman52 = Twitter, Instagram, SnapChat, Periscope The Primal Professional Shoes ( http://theprimalprofessional.com/#a_aid=simplyhuman ) Simply Human Reset ( http://www.simplyhumanlifestyle.com/shop ) SH Reset Testimonials ( http://www.simplyhumanlifestyle.com/testimonials ) simplyhumanlifestyle.com ( http://simplyhumanlifestyle.com/ ) The Simply Human Kids page ( http://simplyhumanlifestyle.com/simplyhumankids ) The Simply Human MOMS page ( http://simplyhumanlifestyle.com/simply-human-moms/ ) The Simply Human YouTube channel ( http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbJ0Q0GzEPzvFWDWTM-kvhw ) The Simply Human Facebook page ( http://facebook.com/simplyhumanlifestyle ) Subscribe to the Simply Human Podcast ( https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-simply-human-podcast/id722924013 ) on iTunes Listen to the Podcast on Stitcher ( http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/simply-human-podcast/the-simply-human-podcast?refid=stpr ) simplyhumanlifestyle@gmail.com simplyhumanrick@gmail.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-simply-human-podcast/exclusive-content Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

March 3, 2016 Just Riding Along Show Page ABOUT THE EPISODE Matt runs down his latest creation – a caption contest using Ben as the subject. The crew gets some great listener questions and they spend some time sharing thoughts on which bikes to buy. The episode is what you’ve come to expect – part fun, part informative, part opinion, and all fun. A huge thanks to this week’s show supporters! If you would like to support the show, CLICK HERE.  –  Bryan Rooney from Texas gave $60 –  Chase Tucker from Texas gave $25 –  Curtis Wilburn from Missouri gave $10 We want to hear from you! If you have any questions, comments, or ideas for the next episode, contact us at info@mountainbikeradio.com. ------------ CAPTION CONTEST WINNER: @danwofficial – “If you look real closely, you can just see the last fuck I gave way over there” @soiledchamois – “Just follow the scent of my fingey” @pivvay – “Look! an ebike” @amandabatty – “YOU! With the underpants!” @kennyisi – “Bro, he went that way” @IdahoClimbing – “By the way, your donut was iced with Ex-Lax. Bathroom is over that ridge” @thebiglivers – “That som’bitch stole my beer… Get him!!!!!” @40andhatinit – “The fucking armadillo ran that way! Great show!” @smallsguitar – “And if you look over there, you’ll see exactly why you should never go full enduro” @fbstanton – “You my friend are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with star command!” @joeycrisona – “Look, I’m doin’ an impression of Pit Bull at the Grammy Awards!” @stephenebaum – “That Dick stole my chicken nuggets!” @gump2 – “Go north” @gixxerflier – “Hey look! (Hope they didn’t notice I’m groping myself through my stealthy pocketless trousers)” @davidjakeson – “[Wisconsin Accent] don’t go over there, there’s a bear don’t ya know [/Wisconsin Accent]” Adammurphree – “I hear 5 McNuggets can I get 6, 6, got 5 looking for 6 McNuggets foe this Lauf fork, 5 nuggets looking for 6” @hauntedbyvoices – “Right there. The one in the stroller. the little fucker just flipped me off” @tehshawn – “The fart originated over there. You can see it hanging in the lower atmosphere” @brickhousemtb – “YOU get a new fat bike, YOU get a new fat bike, EVERY BODY GETS A NEWWWW FAT BIKE!” ------------ LISTENER QUESTIONS – Curtis from Missouri wants to replace his 1999 Schwinn Moab with a 2015 Kona Kahuna Deluxe or a 2015 Cannondale Trail – Bryan from Texas is looking for a new 29er is considering Specialized, Rocky Mountain, Trek, and Pivot – Nick K is happy that they pronounced his name correctly – Djame G from Idaho sends Kenny some fan mail and thanks him for convincing him to get a full face helmet If you have any comments, feedback, questions, or anything else, send an email to ben@mountainbikeradio.com ------------ RELATED SHOW LINKS Kona Kahuna Deluxe Cannondale Trail 1 Specialized Stump Jumper FSR Comp 29 Specialized Stump Jumper FSR Carbon 29 RockyMountain Instinct 950 RockyMountain Instinct 950 MSL Trek Fuel EX 9 29 Pivot Mach 429 TRAIL XT/SLX 2x Become a Mountain Bike Radio member Brickhouse Racing Website Brickhouse Racing Facebook Page Brickhouse Racing Instagram Mountain Bike Radio Facebook Page Andrea’s Twitter Matt’s Twitter Kenny’s Twitter    

Recorded 5/12/14. It's been almost another two months since our last show and we're really sorry. With Mike's new job and Paul's schedule it's just been really hard to get together and bring you the funny. You'll hear all about what's been going on these past few weeks. Paul being featured in Dave Attell's standup is something you must find and check out right away. We promise we'll try to be more regular... if we can find a podcasting Ex-Lax, we'll be all set! Please send in your vmails and voicemails and let us know how you are doing. Would you like to do us a solid? We don't ask for much but would love for you to leave us an iTunes review, send in an email at orgasm@obviouslyoblivious.com and send us a voicemail at (206)-888-6052. Not only would it be a really nice thing for you to do, it will make you and us feel really good in our inside areas. Thanks!!! Thank You, Come Again! Our Voicemail line: 206-888-6052. Our Live Show line: 484-334-2072. Twitter - @thamike | @oopodcast | @spp444 Contact info can be found at http://www.obviouslyoblivious.com

In case you were expecting us to have a few episodes without talking about defecating, this is what you get. In this week's Urban Legend, Warren exposes the truth about cats, milk, and diarrhoea. If you have a cat you might be disturbed to learn about what is best for it. Then Luc describes one of the (many) seminars he has seen about poop. In this case, he describes a lion scat full of quills from the porcupine he had eaten. Ouch! Why didn't he just eat meat? Finally, T-bone reveals a frightening but amusing lack of understanding about excretory physiology. If you work for the Ex-Lax company, please explain your brand name to us via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings.

In case you were expecting us to have a few episodes without talking about defecating, this is what you get. In this week's Urban Legend, Warren exposes the truth about cats, milk, and diarrhoea. If you have a cat you might be disturbed to learn about what is best for it. Then Luc describes one of the (many) seminars he has seen about poop. In this case, he describes a lion scat full of quills from the porcupine he had eaten. Ouch! Why didn't he just eat meat? Finally, T-bone reveals a frightening but amusing lack of understanding about excretory physiology. If you work for the Ex-Lax company, please explain your brand name to us via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings.

The CBS Radio Mystery Theater (or CBSRMT) was an ambitious and sustained attempt to revive the great drama of old-time radio in the 1970s. Created by Himan Brown (who had by then become a radio legend due to his work on Inner Sanctum Mysteries and other shows dating back to the 1930s), and aired on affiliate stations across the CBS Radio network, the series began its long run on January 6, 1974. The final episode ran on December 31, 1982.The show was broadcast nightly and ran for one hour, including commercials. Typically, a week consisted of three to four new episodes, with the remainder of the week filled out with reruns. There were a total of 1399 original episodes broadcast. The total number of broadcasts, including reruns, was 2969. The late E.G. Marshall hosted the program every year but the final one, when actress Tammy Grimes took over. Each episode began with the ominous sound of a creaking door, slowly opening to invite listeners in for the evening's adventure. At the end of each show, the door would swing shut, with Marshall signing off, "Until next time, pleasant...dreams?"THIS EPISODE:February 15, 1977. Program #600. CBS net. "The Star Killers". Sponsored by: Buick, Ex Lax, Ballantine Books. E. G. Marshall (host), Sam Dann (writer), Mercedes McCambridge, Norman Rose, Court Benson, Judith Light. 52 minutes.

Western Wednesday presents  Have Gun, Will Travel. February 21, 1960.  "That Was No Lady". Sponsored by: Ex Lax, Camels, Fitch Shampoo, Dristan, Pepsi Cola.Paladin travels to Brackwater to close down the Paradise Saloon, run by the notorious A. J. Bannion. But Bannion turns out to be a lady...or at least a female! The system cue is added live. John Dehner, Ben Wright, Hugh Douglas (announcer), Frank Paris (producer, director), William N. Robson (writer), Howard McNear, Vic Perrin, Harry Bartell, Jeanette Nolan, Virginia Gregg, Sam Rolfe (creator), Herb Meadow (creator), Bill James (sound effects), Tom Hanley (sound effects).

Travel can be a lot of things and of course, when one of us taking a trip... things can get to How in the Hell did I get here? pretty quick! In today's Episode, Erin learns the importance of thoroughly reading the directions during a this 12-hour endurance test. Next, Kari just wants to get home to join in the graduation celebrations of a niece and nephew... the question is will she even get on the plane after an alarming encounter with the TSA? Lastly, Kim is on her first trip out of the country (yes, the same trip where she was also held hostage by a monkey in Episode 3!) where she tries parasailing. They say what goes up, comes back down... well, eventually yes, but not without a lot of excitement for her in the air! Produced by Kim A. Flodin and featuring Erin Beach, Kari Flodin and Kim Flodin. Thanks to The Coloring Book Coach for supporting the show. ( https://kelekilove.com/ ) Support us on Patreon for the option to listen Ad Free, receive discounts on Merch in our fun store, get cool color packs and a lot more! Come on over, subscriptions start at just $2 a month! ( https://www.patreon.com/howinthehelldidigethere ) Our theme song is 7th Floor Tango by Silent Partner and was downloaded from the YouTube Free Music Audio Library. (listen on YouTube) ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOSoAbvjWH5Lf7RL1BqPf3Q?view_as=subscriber ) Listen on itunes ( http://apple.co/2CSGmQ7 ) Join us on Facebook ( https://www.facebook.com/groups/howinthehelldidIgethere/ )