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Four radically moderate internet and finance entrepreneurs serving purple pills and investing alpha weekly. Alfalfa is a raw, free-flowing, irreverent, digestible, somewhat degenerate crypto podcast for all. Entrepreneurs and investors Arman Assadi (Krypto Kabob), Nick Urbani (Talipino), Stephen Cesaro (DeFi Lord), and Eric Johanson (Crypto CFA) dive deep into cryptocurrency, blockchain, DeFi, NFT's, the metaverse, and web3, while layering in the latest in tech, money, and global politics feeding you the Alpha you need to grow. All links and socials at alfalfapod.com 🌾

Arman Assadi, Stephen Cesaro, Nick Urbani, & Eric Johanson


    • Jun 26, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 31m AVG DURATION
    • 267 EPISODES


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    Czar Mamdani + The War On The Young | Ep. 246

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2025 94:19


    This one gets heated. From a raw, first-hand account from family on the ground in Iran to the future of New York City's economy, this Alfalfa pod covers it all.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast

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    No Kings, No Wars | Ep. 245

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2025 128:21


    This episode dives deep into the escalating tensions between Iran and Israel, unpacks the "No Kings" protest movement, and explores a wild governance theory: What if we ran states like companies with CEOs?Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast

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    The LA Riots, Trump Vs. Elon & The New Economic Playbook | Ep. 244

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2025 100:20


    The streets of LA are a mess, Waymos are getting torched, and we're trying to figure out what's real and what's a psyop in the escalating immigration debate...Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast

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    $SBET + AI White Collar Reckoning + All Drugs Olympics | Ep. 243

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2025 110:58


    Is Bitcoin headed to $300k before a crash back to $50k? We debate the massive Circle IPO, the truth about nicotine's 'benefits,' the "Enhanced Games" (all-drug Olympics) and the AI white-collar reckoning that's already here...Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast

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    South Korea is Dying & Investing In Humanoid Robots | Ep. 241

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2025 115:01


    We dive into global population collapse, the robot investing gold rush, and why recycling is probably a scam.

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    How To Get Rich & Can This Stock Earn 100% A Year | Ep. 240

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2025 96:51


    We're diving headfirst into whether $10M is actually a nightmare and what happens after the money chase ends.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast

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    How To Get Rich & Can This Stock Earn 100% A Year | Ep. 240

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2025 100:20


    This episode tackles the elusive "enough" number, a wild 100%+ yield strategy, and the profound quest for meaning once the money game is won.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast

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    She Fell In Love With GPT + AI 2027 | Ep. 239

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2025 96:39


    AI Doomsday by 2035? We unpack the terrifying plan (and a wild tax hack to get rich before it hitsWelcome to the Alfalfa Podcast

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    100 Men vs 1 Gorilla + Reset Your Brain To Beat Burnout | Ep. 238

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2025 93:44


    Baiju-induced suffering, questionable gorilla math, critical China intel you won't hear elsewhere, and real talk on dodging burnout.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast

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    228. Is Jack Dorsey Satoshi & The Truth Reflexivity Bubble

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2025 141:38


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    IL Ep. 28 | The NVDA Short Thesis & How to Long Bitcoin With Limited Downside

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2025 60:52


    LAST CHANCE: Join the Magic Lines Premium Community and get daily trade ideas and market thoughts from Stephen! LIMITED TIME DEAL FOR FOUNDING MEMBERS: Save $75/month or $800/year on your membership Join Here: https://magiclines.xyz/il Use promo code: IL75 - save $75/month for life IL800 - save $800 annually for life Founding member special ends Jan 31! Summary In this episode, Stephen and Eric discuss the recent market chaos, focusing on the significant sell-offs and the impact of NVIDIA's market performance. They analyze the dynamics of the semiconductor industry, the resilience of Bitcoin amidst market fluctuations, and various trading strategies. The conversation also touches on emerging technologies, the psychology behind meme coins, and the broader market cycles and economic indicators that could shape future trends. The hosts conclude with thoughts on the current market landscape and the importance of staying engaged in trading and investment strategies. Chapters 00:00 Market Chaos and Initial Reactions 02:46 NVIDIA's Market Impact and Analysis 05:34 DeepSeek and Its Implications 08:25 The Future of AI and NVIDIA's Role 11:02 Exploring Semiconductor Stocks 13:38 Bitcoin's Resilience Amid Market Volatility 16:38 Strategies for Bitcoin Investment 19:27 Emerging Trends in Crypto and DeFi 22:14 The Future of Convertible Debt in Crypto 31:11 Ethereum's Current Landscape and Market Sentiment 33:46 XRP's Strength and Market Dynamics 36:13 Jupiter's Innovations and Market Reactions 38:21 Fartcoin: The New Meme Coin Phenomenon 40:33 Analyzing the Crypto Bubble Cycle 52:25 Market Indicators and Future Predictions

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    IL Ep. 27 | How to Profit Off $TRUMP Coin & Chinese Stonks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2025 60:18


    Join the Magic Lines Premium Community and get daily trade ideas and market thoughts from Stephen! LIMITED TIME DEAL FOR FOUNDING MEMBERS: Save $75/month or $800/year on your membership Join Here: https://magiclines.xyz/il Use promo code: IL75 - save $75/month for life IL800 - save $800 annually for life Founding member special ends Jan 31! Summary In this episode, Stephen and Eric discuss the recent launch of Trump Coin and its implications for the cryptocurrency market. They explore the reactions from retail investors, the dynamics between meme coins and AI tokens, and the current sentiment surrounding Ethereum. The conversation also delves into trading strategies, including options trading and long-term perspectives on assets like Ethereum and Alibaba. The hosts emphasize the importance of understanding market cycles and the potential impact of new retail investors entering the space. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Overview of Recent Events 01:54 The Launch of Trump Coin and Market Reactions 05:30 Implications of Trump Coin on the Crypto Market 08:55 Retail Investors and Meme Coins 12:39 AI Coins vs. Meme Coins: Market Dynamics 16:13 Risk Management in Trading and Portfolio Strategies 19:51 Ethereum's Current Sentiment and Market Position 32:39 Ethereum's Current Landscape and Future Prospects 38:52 Trade Strategies and Market Analysis 44:47 Exploring Alibaba and Chinese Tech Stocks 56:05 Options Trading and Investment Strategies

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    217. Bitcoin Is RIPPING, How to Juice Stock Returns & Elon Heads D.O.G.E.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2024 144:03


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    212. Dopamine Detox: Lame Experiment or Valuable Reset? (RERUN)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2024 40:55


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    211. The Man Holding America Hostage + End of Iran + Positive Sum Philosophy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2024 140:35


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    209. Are you BTC Pilled, Israel Blows Off D*cks, & How To Stay In Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2024 129:24


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    204. Was This the Bottom, Guns, and Porn (RERUN)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 116:19


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    200. Trump Startled By Loud Popping Noises

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2024 149:54


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    199. How To Create A Stock Market Bubble In 4 Simple Steps

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2024 111:20


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