Don't Wreck Yourself

Cap and Ryan offer a retrospective of strange Olympic history discussing the utter chaos of early Olympic events, from the long hard, traffic clogged, rat-poisoned slogs, to the whimsical dismantling of France's signature coifed canine at the hands of a farmer's wife. Finally, they address accusations that Imane Kalif of Algeria should have been barred from competition for crimes against the patriarchy. Please rate and review where ever you listen. Find us on social media @wreckyourpod

In this episode Ryan and Dr. Brad talk coinage trends, probability, and youth culture before segueing into accounts of an ancient Mesopotamian demon whose victims were always taken on the commode inflagrante delicto. Take this opportunity to learn a thing or two from Brad, who unlike virtually everyone else on this show, is an actual expert. Subscribe to Brad's channel, Artifactually Speaking at:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6q8GsRYTYW1zeke1erD-uA Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram but not on Twitter @foodicide Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Ryan and Ian tackle the conspiracy that Taylor Swift and the NFL are rigged in Joe Biden's favor. They also weigh in on some pop culture questions and explain the differences between First, Second, and Third World countries. Eat up, slop's gettin' cold. Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram but not on Twitter @foodicide Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ Find Ian on Twitter @IanMauldin Find Ian's music here: https://damnedrivers.bandcamp.com/ and also here: Find Ian's show Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcritsFind them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com, or support them by visiting www.fondofmelobster.com This episode was edited by Ian Mauldin

Ryan takes to the streets with Cap to patrol the internet in search of questions and topics in need of vigilante illumination. Ryan provides an update on the state of the show, before they dive into the hows and whens of doing the gritty at a funeral, taking breastmilk baths, before ruling on whether there is a connection between Impossible Meat and Planned Parenthood. TW: This episode does feature discussion of abortion and cannibalism, but that's the price of exploring the MAGA web I guess. Finally, Cap dives into whether a viral image on the internet faithfully recounts an occurrence of a butt plug railgun. Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod or @wreckyourpod.com on BlueSky Find Ryan on Instagram @foodicide Find Cap on Twitter @capandcrits Find Cap on BlueSky @thinkingcap.bsky.social Find Cap's show at www.shrimpandcrits.com 

The lights are off. You knock anyway. Silence. You wait a month. The light comes on. The terror begins. Enjoy your tofurkey stuffed with candy corn, you freaks. This year's Halloween episode is grossly late, but worth the wait! Join Ryan, CJ, and Cap for all the tricks, all the treats, and all the human skin based fashion apparel you can buy on Etsy! Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod or @wreckyourpod.com on BlueSky Find Ryan on Instagram @foodicide Find Cap on Twitter @capandcrits Find Cap on BlueSky @thinkingcap.bsky.social Find Cap's show at www.shrimpandcrits.com  Find CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmastersc Support the show by visiting www.fondlemelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

In this wild episode Matt and Ryan discuss deeply personal healthcare stories, tease a whale milk topic that you heard last week, and generally conduct themselves like over-caffeinated class clowns. But in the process they help an r/nostupidquestions asker embrace their inner Mandolorian. Then they weigh the pharmacological benefits of hotboxing crustaceans, before discussing how to make the humans of today the sentient crabs of tomorrow.  Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram but not on Twitter @foodicide Support the show by visiting www.fondlemelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Ryan invites Ian Mauldin to dust off his microphone to talk about all of the internet's hottest topics from several weeks ago! First they throw a wet blanket on Burning Man, before discussing the impact the Taylor Swift Lifestyle can have on a relationship. Then they discuss whether a human being like you and me suffering from lactose intolerance can safely pop a big old rubber whale nipple in our mouth and suckle. Is it cetacean good or is it cetacean bad like this joke? Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram but not on Twitter @foodicide Support the show by visiting www.fondlemelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ Find Ian on Twitter @IanMauldin Find Ian's music here: https://damnedrivers.bandcamp.com/ and also here: Find Ian's show Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcritsFind them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com, or support them by visiting www.fondofmelobster.com This episode was edited by Ian Mauldin   

Ryan and Cap shoot the breeze about Sci-Fi, seeking to know what Sci-Fi is and whether it can tell us anything about ourselves. They also make some fart noises and go on some pretty gnarly tangents. Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod or @wreckyourpod.com on BlueSky Find Ryan on Instagram @foodicide Find Cap on Twitter @capandcrits Find Cap on BlueSky @thinkingcap.bsky.social Find Cap's show at www.shrimpandcrits.com  Support the show by visiting www.fondlemelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Yes,  there's a heat wave, but there's nothing more refreshing than rubbing a cool new episode against your earballs. Ryan and Matt start off by taking on an r/AskReddit question about the soundtrack in Hell, before taking on a hellishly tumultuous family feud pitting two golden children against their jealous siblings in the Case of the Stolen In-laws which comes to us courteous of r/AmItheAsshole. Then they take a dip into a purported image of Presidential loser Donald Trump rescuing cats from dangerous flood waters found on Facebook. Then they wrap up the episode with a pair of insane topics that prove that capitalism can make even the softest drinks go hard with death squads and naval armadas.  

Ryan and Cap revisit our Halloween Specials and provide behind the scenes commentary on a pair of our favorite episodes! Relive Cap's first show appearance, and let us haunt you with all the facts. Faaaaacts. Don't Spook Yourself Credits In this special Halloween episode, Matt and Ryan are joined by Cap from the podcast Shrimp and Crits. They take on a variety of terrifying topics, including ghosts, vampires, werewolves, zombies, pregnancy, and the end user license agreement for one of Amazon's software solutions. Are you terrified yet? While discussing whether there are ghost seamen in vampire balls, they hold flashlights under their faces to increase the spook factor. How about now? Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram and Twitter @foodicide Find Cap on Twitter @capandcrits Find Cap's show at www.shrimpandcrits.com  Support the show by visiting www.fondlemelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ CREDITS FOR SHOW NOTES "Thunder, Very Close, Rain, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Thunder, Very Close, No Rain, C.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Thunderstorm_003_Minus1db.mp3" by Algaeman of Freesound.org "footsteps-squeeky-wood.aiff" by tmkappeltn of Freesound.org "knakande-dorr" by ryding of Freesound.org "creaking-door" by fuzzpapi of Freesound.org "knakande-dorr" by ryding of Freesound.org "door-pounding-increasing-intensity" by jhumbucker of Freesound.org "poof-of-smoke" by planman of Freesound.org "doorknob-rattle-2" by castironcarousel of Freesound.org "button-05" by jarredgibb of Freesound.org "2-beating-of-wings" by miguelab1998 of Freesound.org "duskwolf" by killyourpepe of  Freesound.org "Songs and Csardas" performed by Emery Deutch and his Gypsy Orchestra (Recorded 1949) retrieved October 2021 from https://archive.org/details/78_as-a-bud-blossoms-to-a-rose-asszony-lesz-a-lanybol_emery-deutsch-and-his-gypsy-or_gbia0020274 Don't Spook Yourself 2 Credits Happy Halloween! For the second annual Don't Spook Yourself Halloween spectacular, Ryan is joined by the incredibly spooky Catie Stroud and absolutely kooky Cap from Shrimp and Crits. They talk candy hotdogs memes, before knocking on a stranger's door to provide a smart answer to an r/nostupidquestions inquiry exploring the connection between Dracula and the classic Halloween banger Toccata and Fugue in D Minor by Johannes Sebastian Bach. Then they try to figure out whether a native American curse is murdering Floridians with cotton candy colored farts. Then they delve into the darkest innermost reaches of the human soul when they answer a cry for help on r/AmItheAsshole dealing with a radio famous monstrous goat sucker. Then they discuss some junior grade suckers being scammed by a post from r/UnethicalLifeProTips. Then they hop onto a vintage meme showcasing the fight against monstrously large grasshoppers in the American west. Finally, our trio of Halloween experts stir the cauldron by helping a user from r/NoStupidQuestion dress themself for the biggest spooky day of the year. Also, we've hidden some weird treats throughout the episode. The following music was used for this media project: Music: Kinetic Energy by Tim Kulig Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9180-kinetic-energy License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://timkulig.com/albums Much of today's episode was made possible freesounds.org, a phenomenal resource for audio producers on budget. Their audio is all user uploaded under a creative commons license. I encourage you to tap into that resource and maybe leave a donation to ensure that their free sound database will be there for future Don't Wreck Yourself Halloween episodes... https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/339325/# https://freesound.org/people/Benboncan/sounds/63220/ https://freesound.org/people/Glaneur%20de%20sons/sounds/104952/ https://freesound.org/people/Bosk1/sounds/144083/ https://freesound.org/people/d78productions/sounds/367982/ https://freesound.org/people/revolt2563/sounds/352870/ https://freesound.org/people/0XMUSEX0/sounds/168650/ https://freesound.org/people/jorickhoofd/sounds/160047/ https://freesound.org/people/florianreichelt/sounds/459964/ https://freesound.org/people/Timbre/sounds/103539/ https://freesound.org/people/jaryhenry/sounds/567199/ https://freesound.org/people/DylanTheFish/sounds/419507/ https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/452899/

A Classic from the Archives, one of Ryan's personal favorites because Matt is totally on top of his game! __________________________ On this week's episode, Matt and Ryan celebrate a minor production milestone: six months of podcasting. Then they help the desperate souls of Reddit by tackling their most challenging r/nostupidquestions question yet in which the asker would like to become less stupid. Then they plug into a Black Mirroresque story out of the UK that is too graphic and horrible to describe with any level of anatomical precision. They turn their attention to the font of very much not stupid questions again, but this time the question asker is inquiring about what happens when you put a grenade in a microwave, and we answer the question because we don't think anyone is smart enough to decode what we want. Finally, and possibly forever, they discuss meme reports about QR codes going up on Japanese gravestones. __________________________ Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram and Twitter @foodicide Support the show by visiting www.fondlemelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Ryan is joined by Ian, world renowned podcast editor and table top RPG personality to discuss the topics Wrecking the Internet. They start off with a topic from r/RandomThoughts about the films we see that haunt our very souls. Then they dig into a topic from r/ELI5 (Explain it Like I'm 5) asking some pretty hard, and frankly disturbing questions about Tug of War safety. Then they way into a pair of topics r/AmITheAsshole which have two Redditors asking the internet if they were jerks to disabled strangers... SPOILER: At least one of these two people is an asshole, tune in to find out! Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram and Twitter @foodicide Support the show by visiting www.fondlemelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ Find Ian on Twitter @IanMauldin Find Ian's music here: https://damnedrivers.bandcamp.com/ and also here: Find Ian's show Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcritsFind them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com, or support them by visiting www.fondofmelobster.com This episode was edited by Ian Mauldin

Ryan and Matt take on a lot of work topics in this episode! They start off discussing a fated golf game in which a junior partner at a financial firm publicly spanks rootin' tootin' Texas oil tycoon, costing his company a key customer, and his boss wants to know how to handle it. Then they discuss an incident in which an employee's dissatisfaction gets back to a boss, creating a delicate situation. Then they tackle Elon Musk's egalitarian take on Work from Home, which, like Matt's microphone in this episode, sucks ass. By the way, Matt's microphone in this episode was a backup model with poor sound quality. We apologize for that, but we won't apologize for rounding out the episode discussing whether a new worker on a horse farm is going to have to engage in some quid pro quo with his equine employers. Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram and Twitter @foodicide Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ This Episode was not edited by the incredible Ian Mauldin who can be found on Twitter @ianmauldin, but he edits other episodes, and we're too lazy to change the tag in the show notes.

Ryan and Cap reunite for some pretty questionable questions. First they answer a question from r/TooAfraidToAsk that will change the way you look at genitals. Then, speaking of things people lie about the size of, Ryan and Cap swap fishing stories as they analyze a portrait of gargantuan tuna. Then they wade into another ocean life related question, as they discuss a family's psychopathic ritual crustacean murders... no really. Then they discuss the bathroom etiquette of the dildos you live with and the dildos of the dildos you live with... it's like a Russian doll, but dildos, like a Russian doll painted to look like Vladimir Putin, the biggest dildo in Russia. You can support the show as a Sponsor by signing up to our Sponsor Patreon at www.fondlemelobster.com Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram and Twitter @foodicide Find Cap on Twitter @capandcrits Find Cap's show at www.shrimpandcrits.com  Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ This Episode was edited by the incredible Ian Mauldin who can be found on Twitter @ianmauldin.

In this week's episode, Ryan and CJ discuss a meme purporting to save you money on home repairs. Then they offer the Jim Kramerest possible wealth management advice on the market when they tackle Whiskey Investment with slightly less slurred enthusiasm than CNBC. Finally they weigh in on the right wing assault on Bud Light, and specifically they look to crush a video of a steamroller destroying pallets of Bud Light. You can support the show as a Sponsor by signing up to our Sponsor Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/user?u=39407289 Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram and Twitter @foodicide Find CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmastersc Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ This Episode was not edited by the incredible Ian Mauldin who can be found on Twitter @ianmauldin, but he edits other episodes, and we're too lazy to change the tag in the show notes. 

In this episode, Ryan and Matt discuss the leak of classified documents on Discord. Then they take on a controversial police action that starts off infuriating, but ends deliciously when everyone eats the victim. Then they discuss a case of a whale supposedly beached in the middle of the Amazon rainforest. Then Matt shares a skydiving service marketing to the parents of toddlers on Facebook. Finally, they discuss a redditor's request for one last cigarette before a fiery air disaster. You can support the show as a Sponsor by signing up to our Sponsor Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/user?u=39407289 Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram and Twitter @foodicide This Episode edited by the incredible Ian Mauldin who can be found on Twitter @ianmauldin You can find his show Shrimp & Crits on Twitter and Instagram @shrimpandcrits and online at www.shrimpandcrits.com

Ryan is joined by Cap and Jess for a wide-ranging discussion covering a lot, and revealing so much more. First they discuss a story from Kentucky centering on a tattling toddler dropping dimes for the 5-0. Then they discuss an unusual rumor at the intersection of Japanese organized crime and sex-focused body modification culture. Then they tear into a completely different topic, with an apparent over the counter sex aid that claims to improve sexual and mental performance. Lastly, Cap elaborates on an old topic about smooching felines, with some practical advice of how to cover up the crime. You can support the show as a Sponsor by signing up to our Sponsor Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/user?u=39407289 Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram and Twitter @foodicide Find Cap on Twitter @capandcrits Find Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcrits Find them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com Find Jess on Twitter @UrPhilosophies  

Welcome to the special two-year anniversary episode of our podcast! We are infinitely grateful for all of the support that our listeners have given us over the past two years, and we wanted to take a moment to celebrate with some of our favorite outtakes from the past year. This endeavor wouldn't be possible without all the incredible co-hosts and guest hosts who've given so much of their time and effort to this production over the past year. There were two folks who didn't get thanked in the episode. Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmastersc _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Cap on Twitter @capandcrits Find Ian on Twitter @IanMauldin Find Catie on Twitter @CatieStroud Find Ian's music here: https://damnedrivers.bandcamp.com/ Find Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcrits Find them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Scott and the No New Friends Podcast on social media @nonewfriendspd and on the web at www.nonewfriendspodcast.com Find Rick on Instagram @rickreynolds Find Dr. Brad on Twitter @BradHafford and on the YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@artifactuallyspeaking Find Shane and Psycho Bob the Cat @shakinshaner and @psychobobca1 on Twitter and online at www.shakinshaner.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Ryan, Matt, and Monica eat their protein pills and put their helmets on before launching into a slew of Moon related topics. First they establish the facts about when exactly it's 4:20 on the Moon. Then they educate some fellow podcasters about the geological history of the Moon and also, sorta, dinosaurs. Then they tuck into a delicious topic, the literal breakfast of champions: the "traditional" astronaut breakfast of steak and eggs. Then they dive into the blackest hole in the universe, r/AmITheAsshole, with a question about whether or not it's okay to opt out of your high school bully's cancer fundraiser.

Ryan and CJ analyze a viral video from Facebook purporting to show the death of an Indiana Jones stunt performer. Then they provide an exceptional value to folks online looking for the cheapest possible legal opinion by weighing in free of charge on a question by someone considering a lawsuit against their neighbor for beekeeping. Then they settle a question posed by a TikTok user who wants to know which sportscar is most likely to get pulled coming out of the parking lot of a bar. Then they try to break down the science of a penis moving at a scientifically unlikely velocity. Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmastersc Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/g863M7ZSA8

Matt returns for an episode to help break Ryan from a news cycle that will not die not matter how many Executive Branch officials have to get raided by the thugs of Joe Biden's crooked FBI (that's a joke, but seriously, you're great FBI, no notes this time.) Matt opens up the show by spinning a tale of deceit, lust, intemperance, and a lovely Delta Airlines customer service representative named after a snack icon Little Debbie (I assume). Then they go on to discuss a final, yes FINAL Groundhog's Day themed question shared by listener Diana, followed by a second topic  from Diana about a snow plow naming contest. Finally, Matt and Ryan offer some commentary on the discourse surrounding recently lost Chinese spy balloons. Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find Matt high as fuck on his couch most days, or you can... Find Matt on TikTok and Instagram @mattsaintcool Find Matt on Twitter @mattbsaintsing   Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself and dozens of other podcasters on the PodCast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

BEEP BEEP BEEP. Ryan wakes up to even more of the same. He reaches out to a friend to discuss recurrent events. Again. And Again. And AGAIN. Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find Rick on Instagram @rickreynolds Find Dr. Brad on Twitter @@BradHafford and on the YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@artifactuallyspeaking Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Ryan wakes up to more of the same. He reaches out to a friend to discuss recurrent events. Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmastersc Find Scott and the No New Friends Podcast on social media @nonewfriendspd and on the web at www.nonewfriendspodcast.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Ryan and CJ revisit a recent topic from Episode 66 by discussing the fundamental differences between Joe Biden and Donald Trump's respective breaches of US national security protocol. Then they delve into a topic from listener Maurice regarding a memed up story of a sewer worker who allegedly got into the vault of the Bank of England. Then they discuss a question from r/TooAfraidToAsk that seeks clarity on how different a person has to be from your significant other to make it "not cheating". They follow up by taking a question from r/NoStupidQuestions from a student who wants to understand the math behind their math teacher's grading metrics... if only there was someone more qualified to answer their math questions... then they wrap things up by gunning down another topic from show listener Maurice that centers on a meme claiming that a piece of heavy duty military hardware has found itself in the hands of one of America's most dangerous people... the Florida Man. Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmastersc Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Ryan is joined by CJ on this episode to discuss all the internet's questions! First they discuss a conspiracy about r/conspiracy posted on r/conspiracy. Then they take a deep dive into the internet rumor that America's former sweetheart Ellie Kemper won a KKK beauty pageant, but the truth is actually way weirder and it involves a lot of armed, racist sorcerers throwing fat stacks at a parade celebrating the dismantling of 100 year old labor dispute. Finally, CJ and Ryan tackle a topic submitted by Cap from Shrimp and Crits! Then at the end, technically speaking, a surprise! Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmastersc Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the CastJunkie Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

In this holiday special, Ryan summons three host to help him Wreck the Halls with boughs of internet folly. Normally we tell you all the topics we cover in an episode, but this is a season of gift giving. Just unwrap it. Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmastersc Find Cap on Twitter @capandcrits, and his show Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcrits Matt cannot be found. By choice. Find them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com, or support them by visiting www.fondofmelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, Shrimp and Crits, and dozens of other podcasters on the PodCast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ This episode also contained the two songs by the late, great, and mouthy Tom Lehrer, who graciously arranged for all of his music to be released to the public domain after his death. The following songs were used in this episode... A Christmas Carol - https://tomlehrersongs.com/a-christmas-carol/ Smut - https://tomlehrersongs.com/smut/

CJ rejoins Ryan to answer all the heavy hitting questions, like a listener submitted question about roundabout legal etiquette from r/NoStupidQuestions. Then they offer some insight into best barbecue brisket practices from r/bbq. Then they discuss another question from r/NoStupidQuestions that delves into Constitutional rights or physics... it's honestly not clear. Then Ryan dives deep into a topic from r/theydidthemath about dying in sealed room, and then he offers up an anecdote about a popular superstition from South Korea. Then they perk their ears up for another r/theydidthemath question about music piracy! Arrrrrrrrr! Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmastersc Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the CastJunkie Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Ryan is joined by his friend Monica this week to unravel the knot of internet ignorance. They start off by explaining what life after 40 looks like to the young folks out there. Then they discuss the population statistics of polar bears in the southern hemisphere, before taking on a picture of a homeschool model of the Earth that frankly has no hemispheres. Then they answer a question from r/antinatalism about why historic maternal death rates did not lead to widespread celibacy, before discussing a meme'd text exchange between some poor kid who is too short for love and his tall friend. Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, Mastodon and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com This week we feature a promo from The Monster's Playbook. Find The Monster's Playbook on Twitter @monsterplaybook and instragram @monstersplaybook Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, Monster's Playbook and dozens of other podcasters on the CastJunkie Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Happy Halloween! For the second annual Don't Spook Yourself Halloween spectacular, Ryan is joined by the incredibly spooky Catie Stroud and absolutely kooky Cap from Shrimp and Crits. They talk candy hotdogs memes, before knocking on a stranger's door to provide a smart answer to an r/nostupidquestions inquiry exploring the connection between Dracula and the classic Halloween banger Toccata and Fugue in D Minor by Johannes Sebastian Bach. Then they try to figure out whether a native American curse is murdering Floridians with cotton candy colored farts. Then they delve into the darkest innermost reaches of the human soul when they answer a cry for help on r/AmItheAsshole dealing with a radio famous monstrous goat sucker. Then they discuss some junior grade suckers being scammed by a post from r/UnethicalLifeProTips. Then they hop onto a vintage meme showcasing the fight against monstrously large grasshoppers in the American west. Finally, our trio of Halloween experts stir the cauldron by helping a user from r/NoStupidQuestion dress themself for the biggest spooky day of the year. Also, we've hidden some weird treats throughout the episode. The following music was used for this media project: Music: Kinetic Energy by Tim Kulig Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9180-kinetic-energy License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://timkulig.com/albums Much of today's episode was made possible freesounds.org, a phenomenal resource for audio producers on budget. Their audio is all user uploaded under a creative commons license. I encourage you to tap into that resource and maybe leave a donation to ensure that their free sound database will be there for future Don't Wreck Yourself Halloween episodes... https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/339325/# https://freesound.org/people/Benboncan/sounds/63220/ https://freesound.org/people/Glaneur%20de%20sons/sounds/104952/ https://freesound.org/people/Bosk1/sounds/144083/ https://freesound.org/people/d78productions/sounds/367982/ https://freesound.org/people/revolt2563/sounds/352870/ https://freesound.org/people/0XMUSEX0/sounds/168650/ https://freesound.org/people/jorickhoofd/sounds/160047/ https://freesound.org/people/florianreichelt/sounds/459964/ https://freesound.org/people/Timbre/sounds/103539/ https://freesound.org/people/jaryhenry/sounds/567199/ https://freesound.org/people/DylanTheFish/sounds/419507/ https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/452899/

CW: IT IS OUR 69TH EPISODE, SO YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE NICE. AND BY NICE WE MEAN SEXUALLY EXPLICIT. LIKE... SLIGHTLY MORE THAN USUAL.   Ryan is joined once again by Cap from Shrimp and Crits to celebrate our arrival at a very good number of episodes wit ha very special Oops! All Reddit! episode. This week, they answer a request from r/theydidthemath breaking down the condom budget run rate of a sexually confident Facebook user. Then they take on an age old landmine in every relationship with a query from r/TooAfraidToAsk , before discussing human-nonhuman hybridization in response to an r/NoStupidQuestions post. Turning back to r/TooAfraidToAsk, Ryan and Cap help to arbitrate an embarrassing dispute simmering between housemates. In a tantric display of informational endurance they stick around in r/TooAfraidToAsk to answer questions about blue balls and what constitutes standard dirty talk in the heat of the moment. Finally, they return to r/NoStupidQuestions to help some poor kid who left evidence of his post-pubescence directly in his mother's path to figure his way out of an awkward situation.   Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find Cap on Twitter @capandcrits, and his show Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcrits Find them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com, or support them by visiting www.fondofmelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, Shrimp and Crits, and dozens of other podcasters on the CastJunkie Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Ryan welcomes Will, AKA Dr. Crox, to the show for a riveting discussion about Japanese fart scrolls, before taking on a question about dancing testicles from r/TooAfraidToAsk. They segue from the surreal to the hallucinatory, when they deal with a meme found on r/TheyDidTheMath requesting info about how much LSD a town would need to get the party started. Then they get into some deep analysis of a bloodthirsty check splitter from r/AmITheAsshole, and round out the episode with a beauty claim from r/conspiracy that accuses Ms. Congeniality Sandra Bullock of harvesting baby penises to achieve her immortal complexion.  Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find Will on Instagram @drcroxtx Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself and dozens of other podcasters on the CastJunkie Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ This episode contains audio from The Ellen Show, which has been edited for length and is presented for analytical context. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-kdXGfxY6o

CONTENT WARNING: This episode features descriptions of criminal acts, some of which are violent nature. These crimes include, but are not limited to the following... MATRICIDE HUMAN CLONING ORGAN HARVESTING TRAPPING PEOPLE IN CARBONITE STAR WARS EPISODES 7-9 TACO SPAGHETTI SERIAL MURDER PETTY THEFT Today, Ryan is joined by Ian Mauldin from Shrimp and Crits. They discuss a strangely Star Wars branded erotic dessert, before weighing in on a r/AmITheAsshole post seeking judgment on a bride's wedding party politics. Then Ryan and Ian offer their best Tinder dating tips to a Redditor posting on r/NoStupidQuestions. Next they delve into the culinary world examining a pair of food memes. The first is simply a recipe for a disturbing one-pot fusion dish, and then they weigh into the scrumchability of a butter made from maggots. They shake off the post-maggot butter blues with a song and dance related query from r/antiwork before getting wildly sidetracked in the outro. Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find Ian on Twitter @IanMauldin Find Ian's music here: https://damnedrivers.bandcamp.com/ and also here: Find Ian's show Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcrits Find them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com, or support them by visiting www.fondofmelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, Shrimp and Crits, and dozens of other podcasters on the CastJunkie Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

This week Ryan is joiend by CJ Cypress to talk alcohol and barbecue. First they discuss a query from r/TooAfraidToAsk about whether 1pm is too early for her boyfriend to be drunk... then they cross the International Date Line to discuss an alleged Japanese government initiative to get people to drink more booze. Then Ryan breaks down the difference between Hillary's email server and Donald Trump's intentional violation of national security procedures for an r/ask Redditor. Then they talk about... have you ever seen The Shape of Water? It's like that, but instead of water it's poop. Finally, a classic DWY combo... drugs and bears!Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpodFind us online at www.wreckyourpod.comFind CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmasterscChat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the CastJunkie Discord server...https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

We are coming back from a hiatus with all sorts of changes! Tune in to find out! Cap of Shrimp and Crits Fame joins Ryan to revisit the Trolley Problem before switching modes of green transportation to discuss laser bikes! Then they weigh in on a r/nostupidquestions inquiry in which an internet user wonders whether their overweight work colleagues are going to cause his pool to overflow. Then, while you're still basking in pool party vibes, they pivot to ways you can love your hole self by simply getting a little more sun. They end the episode by discussing the horrific implications of bottomless breadsticks.Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpodFind us online at www.wreckyourpod.comFind Cap on Twitter @capandcrits, and his show Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcritsFind them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com, or support them by visiting www.fondofmelobster.comChat with Don't Wreck Yourself, Shrimp and Crits, and dozens of other podcasters on the CastJunkie Discord server...https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

This episode originally aired on 06 April 2021, and it has only improved with age and hard lessons about audio production. The episode has been remastered for better audio quality. Don't Wreck Yourself will return with new episodes after Labor Day!The guys run down a series of rabbit holes in their search for the truth. Ryan tells about his harrowing near death experience at the wrong end of a banana. Matt sniffs around a dog adoption bar. Then they talk hot lava and prove they have the balls to make a splash.Find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok and Gmail @wreckyourpodChat with us on the CastJunkie Discord Server: https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Matt and Ryan pop the cork on a finely matured r/nostupidquestions inquiry in which an asker needs to know the carnal dangers of combining toots and toys. Then they do their best not to get tripped up by another r/nostupidquestions topic seeking to know the etiquette of watching someone else take a spill. Next they try to figure out how the world would be a different place if men experienced menstrual cycles. Then they do their best to describe their eggplant emojis with a movie title. Finally, they discuss an image of a book met with controversy and anger on r/antinatalism.Find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok and Gmail @wreckyourpodChat with us on the CastJunkie Discord Server: https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Matt and Ryan kind of sort of answer a listener question about who was worse between two Byzantine Empresses. Then they address a report from the Daily Beast about a South African man who fell victim to a Jaeger induced illness. Then they go to an r/NoStupidQuestion about how a magician turned off a TV in the early 1990s without using the remote. Then they discuss a post from r/conspiracy calling into question the authenticity of images from the James Webb Space Telescope. Finally, they discuss an alleged sex act that caused a mass melee on the open seas.Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpodFind us online at www.wreckyourpod.comThis Episode's Promo Comes from Monster HourFind them on Twitter @MonsterHourPodFind them online at https://monsterhour.podbean.com/Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, Monster Hour and dozens of other podcasters on the CastJunkie Discord server...https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ 

In this episode, Matt and Ryan bask in the afterglow of America's explosive birthday party before taking on a topic from r/AITA centering on the whens and hows a man can eat a banana at work without getting fired. Then they discuss Wal-Mart's recent decision to drop a coconut milk line over its unexpected source of forced labor. Next they weigh in on Google's recent dismissal of an employee over his belief that Google's machine learning software has gotten to be a little TOO human. Finally, Ryan provides an update on the hermit-for-hire job market.Find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok and Gmail @wreckyourpodChat with us on the CastJunkie Discord Server: https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ Additional audio in this episode was sourced from The Internet Archive (http://www.archive.org) Lullaby of the LeavesPublication date: 1940Performer: Art TatumWriter: Young; PetkereMatrix number: DLA1940ACatalog number: 04318The Penny-Whistle SongPublication date: 1951Performer: LEROY ANDERSON And His "Pops" Concert OrchestraWriter: Leroy AndersonMatrix number: W81233T12ACatalog number: 28037

On this week's episode, Ryan tracks Matt down and forgets to make a Dr. Livingstone reference. The hosts record live and in person for the first time, sacrificing audio quality like a fatted calf on the altar of basic human companionship. They tell you what they did in Philly, take on the folks next door having loud, obnoxious hotel sex. Then they dig into why humans need to cook their food while our fellow animals get to tear into the raw stuff. Finally, they parse out what to call a straight guy who prefers the friendship of gay men.Find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok and Gmail @wreckyourpodChat with us on the CastJunkie Discord Server: https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Shakin' Shaner from What's Shakin' With Shaner keeps Matt's seat warm as he and Ryan get under the hood of Pixar's Cars franchise to figure out what's going on with Lightning McQueen's Finn McMissile. Then they discuss a photoset making the rounds on social media that depicts a surprisingly conventional Fourth of July party in an unconventional place. Then they discuss the mysterious appearance of a Viking runestone in Minnesota, home of the late great artist formerly known as Prince. Finally they finish with a California court ruling that makes a surprising taxological decision. Find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok and Gmail @wreckyourpodChat with us on the CastJunkie Discord Server: https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZFind Shane and Psycho Bob the Cat @shakinshaner and @psychobobca1 on Twitter and online at www.shakinshaner.com

On today's episode, Ryan's old boss Dr. Brad Hafford fills in for Matt to talk about a couple popular myths associated with the ancient city of Ur. This episode is 100% archaeology. Ryan and Brad talk about a busty Roman hanging out at a thrift shop in Texas, and seek to answer the all important question "what IS a museum" without smoking any OG kush at all. Then they discuss a pair of ancient Mesopotamian businessman (one of whom you may already know). Finally they take on a claim from r/conspiracy that asserts that mysterious artifacts may be the key to powering ancient flood lights.Find us on Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter at @wreckyourpodAnd chat with us on the CastJunkie Discord Server: https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZSubscribe to Artifactually Speaking at:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6q8GsRYTYW1zeke1erD-uA

NEW EPISODES NOW DROP ON FRIDAYRyan works with co-host pro tempura Cap from Shrimp and Crits to get to the bottom of an r/NoStupidQuestions inquiry trying to get answers about an aviation mystery from the internet. Then they discuss the political fallout of definitely killing, but only allegedly murdering one's spouse while running for office. They follow up murder, both cold-blooded and alleged, by helping an r/nostupidquestions asker confront the stigma against kissing kittens... apparently it's a thing. Finally, Ryan and Cap walk through one of the strangest co-branding campaign ever, when they discuss how Doritos teamed up with a pair of cartoon wrestlers to laugh about genital torture and other forms of workplace harassment. Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpodFind us online at www.wreckyourpod.comFind Cap on Twitter @capandcrits, and his show Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcritsFind them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com, or support them by visiting www.fondofmelobster.comThis Episode's Promo Comes from The Story Teller Squad.Find them on Twitter @StorySquadCastFind them online at www.thestorytellersquad.comChat with Don't Wreck Yourself, Shrimp and Crits, The Storyteller Squad and dozens of other podcasters on the CastJunkie Discord server...https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ 

Matt and Ryan are joined by Stu Horgan the creative force, host, and sole heir to the Highly Irregular podcast fortune which shall be, according to the mysterious last will and testament slipped to him rolled up in a copy of a particularly scandalous edition of The Sun while he was taking in a bit of fresh air at local park... paid in laughs. First they discuss a question from r/TooAfraidToAsk about the implications of the ubiquitous internet Rule 34, which governs pornographic content online. Then Stu shares a clip from his program mocking his nations leader, and then he presents a totally unrelated piece of British tabloid news to the delight of detective novel fans everywhere. Then Matt wraps up the episode in tentacles with an important question about octopus fashion.Find us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and Gmail @wreckyourpodChat with us on the Cast Junkie Discord Server:  https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZStu Horgan is the host of Highly Irregular, a Sketch Comedy PodcastFind him on Twitter @podlyirregularhttps://highly-irregular.captivate.fm/listen

Happy Mothers Day to all child rearing humans and wolves!CONTENT WARNING: This episode deals with pregnancy and pregnancy complications.This week, Matt and Ryan discuss mom related topics! First they talk about whether moms deserve special social privileges over other people. Then they discuss whether it's possible to for a person to become pregnant alone and through the combined power of YouTube videos, positive thinking, and sonic vibrations. Finally, they wrap up with a somewhat familiar looking meme purporting to be a sign created by a child whose parents covered up a negligent homicide. Finally, call your mom. Just call your mom. If, by tragedy or triumph, you don't have a mother, call a mother, or a maternal figure, or the person who does the most for you in your life and thank them. Find us on social media @wreckyourpod on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook.Chat with us on the CastJunkie Discord server: https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZThis week's promo: What's Shakin With Shaner@shakinshaner on Twitterhttps://www.shakinshaner.com/

In this week's episode Matt and Ryan discuss the military's Uniform Code of Long Distance Relationships when they advise someone dating a soldier who clearly keeping dependents in different residences if you know what we mean. They they discuss a raid in Russia in which authorities claimed to have foiled a Neo-Nazi wet-work cell that just could not get enough of Sid Meier's SIMS. Then they discuss an opportunity to purchase a piece of the Ukrainian resistance.Find us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and gmail @wreckyourpodVisit us on the web at www.wreckyourpod.comThis week's promo: Ignorance Was Bliss@IWBpodcast on Twitterhttps://iwbpodcast.com/

In this week's episode, Matt and Ryan discuss whether employers care if you got to the top of the rope in gym class. If you did, then Charlie Kirk suggests you may have been radicalized by the secret message Karl Marx scrawled up there 170 years ago, causing you to foolishly critique the corrupt capitalist system from your fancy high rise penthouse. Finally, they discuss whether a beloved sixty-five foot tall elephant played a part in an Atlantic City smuggling ring.Find us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and gmail @wreckyourpodVisit us on the web at www.wreckyourpod.comThis week's promo: Shrimp and Crits@shrimpandcrits on Twitter and Instagramwww.shrimpandcrits.com

In a return from a one week hiatus, Matt and Ryan offer yet another meaningless take on the slap heard round the world... but wait, there's more slap related content! Ryan tells Matt about a secret Ottoman martial technique in which open hand slaps are honed by striking marble, making it the second time in the episode they talk about some guy slapping the shit out of a Rock. Then they discuss a mysterious meme that seems to show a well preserved tyrannosaurus fossil in the woods of rural Tennessee. Then they discuss the peak moment when vulcanological comedy erupted onto the scene in a global explosion of core-bursting laughter.Find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and Gmail @wreckyourpodChat with us on the CastJunkie Discord Server:  https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

On this week's episode, Matt and Ryan discuss how Russians will be forced to get things their way after McDonald's pulls up stakes... will they be "lovin' it"? Then they transition into two listener food related questions dealing with mayo applications and an ad circulating online purporting to be a genuine advertisement for Kraft's Potato Fudge. Then they discuss an r/AmItheAsshole post from a woman who lashes out after being excluded from her husband's family gatherings. Then they take on an r/unpopular opinion dealing with how we calculate age, and then they double dip into r/AmITheAsshole when they render judgment in a situation where an April Fools joke costs somebody their job.On Facebook, Twitter, Instagram,  TikTok and Gmail @wreckyourpodAnd chat with us on the Cast Junkie Discord Server https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Matt and Ryan take you on a tour of some of their best bits from their first year of podcasting, and they drop a few clips from their  unreleased demo recordings to.Thanks to everyone for an amazing first year! We look forward to doing more, saying more, and thanking you all again next year. Sure, we'll say thank you to all of our listeners, but you should know that anyone showing up after you won't get the same level of heartfelt gratitude.Huge thanks to the wonderful podcasters who have guested on our show: Shane from What's Shakin With Shaner (https://www.shakinshaner.com/), Cap and Ryan Stroud from Shrimp and Crits (http://www.shrimpandcrits.com/), Kalea from The Whores in Room Six (https://www.thewhoresinroomsix.com/), and we always end our gratitude by thanking the incredible Rick Reynolds (IG: https://www.instagram.com/rickreynolds)Find us @wreckyourpod on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok and gmail.Chat with us on the CastJunkie Discord Server: https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ 

Matt's hungover and the guys agree that on the occasion of their 50th episode that the time has once again arrived to celebrate the wellspring of content that is the Reddit website. They moan some names, discuss toilet etiquette, weigh in on genital tattoos, judge a guy for unrealistic baby beauty standards, tear down the Confederate flag, and take an offensive name for a dog behind the shed and shoot it with finger guns. That's a lot packed into one episode, and it's worthy of a 21 finger gun salute.We can be found on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Gmail @wreckyourpodAnd on the CastJunkie Discord Server: https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

On this week's very special pre-birthday special, Ryan and Matt celebrate another successful year of Matt being in the world. They take on a new spin on the chicken or egg question, discuss the crappy exchange rate of the Russian Ruble, and discuss the origin of the numerical decimal place system that is all the rage. They delve into a claim about a vortex of worms in New Jersey, and then discuss the practical advantages of ditching your automobile for a horse and buggy. They round out the episode discussing what you can get an 18 year old for their birthday, and settle on Britney's Instagram.Find us on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and Twitter at @wreckyourpodChat with us on the CastJunkie Discord server: https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ