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Your favorite Olympic hopefuls, Ryan and Matthew, are back for some Summer fun. In no particular order, the dudes discuss: the difficulties in watching the summer games, the difficulties in getting into new shows, their recent travel adventures, gardening is expensive, new hats, fun with fireworks, shoe shopping, telling directions, tombstones, ugly new trucks, brake jobs, smash and grab robberies, summer camp, old parents, IT logic, dumb tourists, raw denim, and so much more.
Yeah, we know. It's been a while, but your irresponsibly responsible unGROWN-UPS are back in action! Ryan and Matthew are back to regale your ears with stories of their adventures over the last few months that somewhat explain why they've been too busy to sit down in front of the microphones. The bearded brethren are joined by the un-bearded Nick as the terrible threesome talk travel, trucks, tacos, toys, and way too many other things for you to catch up on.
Your lovable unGROWN-UPS kick things off with their inability to keep count. While they may think it's their 90th episode, it's actually their 91st episode- but who's keeping track? As an atmospheric river bears down on SoCal, the guys talk Cybertrucks in the wild, Vision Pro bros, Fauxverlanding, dealing with rain, cheap tools, supercross, questionable automotive modifications, the Grand National Roadster Show, Google doesn't make sense, Asahi is Italian, making bacon, dog crack, Ryan gets in an N, footlong corndogs, out of order foolishness, ice cream and oil, Girl Scouts, Ian Ziering, going out of business, not so fast food, cart etiquette, jammin', tech bartering, and even more ungrown-up topics.
It's a new year with the same ol' unGROWN-UPS. Between the holidays and some travel adventures, it's been a while but Ryan and Matthew are back! This extra-tasty episode includes in no coherent order: locker-room talk, fun with cables, Pioneer Chicken, deep-frying at home, Darth Vader on the freeway, Ryan's New Year's fireworks, Matthew's magical Casa Bonita experience, the dudes check out Northgate Market, UTVs in Utah, barbecue without beer, copious amounts of car talk, the joys of live events in SoCal, Bo Knows Matthew, the twosome talk travel, another mall bites the dust, and a whole lot more.
Santa's not-so-little elves, Ryan and Matthew, kick off their eighty-ninth episode trying to define what's old as Ryan learns that people over 40 are a protected class due to their age. In no particular order the two Jingle Bells consider the technologically illiterate, shopping at the mall during the holidays, buying LEGO for others and for yourself, significant others who dislike fish, Del Taco Birria, childhood restaurant memories, holiday travel plans, why all dogs are strange, Cars & Coffee Audi adventure, charitable holiday events, selling bricks, when Best Buy isn't, an unGROWN-UP gift exchange, for rectal use only, and other merry musings.
The Boys are back! With life and travel getting in the way, Ryan and Matthew are back to bless your ear holes with some much needed nonsense. The guys connect the dots on their adventures between Halloween, Korea, Japan, and Thanksgiving before returning to the present where they must prepare for more holiday and end-of-year fun.
Your favorite mustachioed unGROWN-UPS, Ryan and Matthew, are back in action with their buddy Nick accompanying them for the first half before he bails to coach a Little League game. Listen as the gentlemen somehow run a thread through the following topics: stickers, betting on Little League, Rennsport, Porsche desires, pitching a tent, Japanese Classic Car Show, Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Halloween decor, concert tickets, Thanksgiving 2024, SuperMotocross, EV charging with a goat, Matthew gets elected, NYC test-drives, Hoots, theme park annual passes, Travis Pastrana, cryogenics, blastin', new phone fun, the neighborhood, and pregnancy.
Your lovable a-holes, Ryan and Matthew return with plenty of things to talk about including: camping, Yetis, HydroFlasks, spending more for free shipping, online tire shopping, motorcycle cops, fun with appliances, stupid smarthome products, brewery trivia, Halloween season vs. Pumpkin Spice Latte season, anniversaries at In-N-Out, mustaches, monks making alcohol, the Piña Verde, Casa Bonita tickets, automotive electronics, trailer living, EV charging etiquette, neighborhoodlums, today's youth, why Ryan hates the 914, and even more nonsense.
Neither Hurricane Hillary nor a 5.1 Earthquake could stop Ryan and Matthew from being unGROWN-UPs. Triumphantly enduring through Mother Nature's best, the harebrained homeboys discuss everything and anything- including the weather, Ryan's 12-hour Arizona adventure, confusing clickbait social media ads, talking dog buttons, sucking at softball, feats of strength, plugging in, solar shadiness, StubHub's guarantee comes through, company picnics, entertainment options as an adult, laser tag, roller skating rinks, prize redemption, Skip-It, The Original Pogo Bal, some weiner talk, and loads more.
Ryan and Matthew are back in action along with Nick who's clearly a glutton for punishment. The dudes discuss meth, prisons, trains, dinosaurs, roadtrip snacks, sunflower seeds, Facebook Marketplace, making bacon, appliance repair, the Concorde, burgers, woodworking, playing sports as an adult, beer talk, home improvement projects always take three trips, back to school, pondering tattoos, and why Yelp needs an algorithm tweak.
Your favorite unGrown-Ups, Ryan and Matthew, have survived independence day with all of their appendages still attached. In this episode the hirsute homeboys breeze through a variety of riveting content including: Ryan learns what his neighbor's sex rocket really is, Independence Day shenanigans, Ryan buys a hat, Matthew recaps his father/son Pikes Peak adventure, Ryan gets into Jiu Jitsu and Chiropractic therapy, bird people are strange, Teppanyaki, the pains of buying and selling things in modern society, Ryan's unexpected surprise inside, and mucho mucho mas!
It's an extra car-crazy episode as Colin, an AE86-owner and Hoopties card game creator, joins Ryan, Matthew, and Matthew's son Grayson in studio for what essentially becomes a more profane version of NPR's Car Talk. The three-and-a-half men discuss what it takes to create automotive-themed novelty products, the joys of AE86 ownership, the fun of Facebook Marketplace, car audio shenanigans, Volkswagens, LeMans, the consumption of sourtoe cocktails, Cheez-Its, Barbecue, and plenty of other questionable topics.
It's been a minute or two, but your favorite ungrownups Ryan and Matthew are back to pleasure your earholes. You've waited long enough, so rather than waste your time with a witty social media post, get to listening!
The '90s were 20 years ago- right? Ryan does Nitro Rallycross, and he describes the sounds of EV racing and the joy of porta potties at motorsports events. Ryan test drives a Polestar and discovers why gloss black looks great on pianos but terrible in cars. Matthew shares his adventures of spending five hours driving in a SoCal rainstorm and the guys discuss the intricacies of concert parking and their summer concert plans. The twosome talk travel, meats, the joy and pain of unrealistic used car pricing, and why idiot-proofing anything is impossible before the wheels fall off and a completely un-ungrownup conversation on inflation, taxes, dental work, and furniture occurs.
It's that time of the month where Ryan and Matthew get together to pleasure your earholes! You'll get to experience the guys picking right up where they left off as Ryan's talks about his hole, the dudes discuss corduroy, the snow and rain in SoCal, and Ryan's been drinking. Now that it's Girl Scout cookie season, the cookie connoisseurs discuss their favorite cookies, why their Thin Mints look different this year, and share their consumption techniques. Matthew learns what Sizzling Rice Soup is, Ryan took his dog on its first Overlanding adventure, Matthew's wife is a back-to-back neighborhood chili cook-off champion, the dudes talk travel plans, and Matthew struggles with his new earbuds. Ryan gets honked at, Matthew is going to see Blink-182, ungrownup book reviews, teaching dogs tricks, music mashups, and a lot more irreverent insight.
2023 has been off to a busy start, but Ryan and Matthew are back from recent travel adventures to Washington D.C. and Japan with plenty to share about what they saw, did, and ate. The dudes then talk SoCal sports, deal with an unwanted religious solicitor, discuss terrible sequels to Predator and RoboCop, and plenty of other ungrownup non-sequiturs.
New year, still unGROWN-UPS... although one of us now owns an air fryer. Ryan and Matthew kick off twenty twenty-three with a recap of their holiday adventures and their plans for the new year. The resolution-free men talk toys, appliances, food, travel, bumper stickers, and share what they've been streaming as only they can- with minimum effort and maximum excellence!
Since it's the holidays, Ryan and Matthew don their gay apparel and record their final episode of 2022. The two not-so-wise men discuss their lazy Sunday, unexpected letters in the mail, Ryan's dog-iversary, lighting up the neighbor's house, LEGO tree topper, inappropriate children's books, monochromatic clothing, Elf en Español, Super Nintendo World, getting cozy in a Countach, how much is too much, random acts of automotive kindness, and their unGrown-Up picks for the best of 2022.
Whether you celebrate Happy Honda Days or Toyotathon, it's a definitely a December to Remember as Ryan and Matthew get back behind the microphones. The dynamic duo kick off the episode expanding Grayson's vocabulary before discussing their holiday toy and food drive donation strategies. From there the topics weave a continuous thread through the Sourdough Jack, roundabouts, brisket, Black Friday purchases, DIY teppanyaki, zipper problems, gift lists, inappropriate kid drawings, a JDM-styled Corvette, running into old friends, Fortnite, the anatomy of a hat, Ryan's luscious hair, and so much more.
The guys are back in action after taking a brief break due to birthdays and travel. Ryan's dog is balls-free and drugged up as he recovers from his birthday neutering. Matthew encounters the dumbest innovation in toilet paper- wavy perforations, Ryan is a toilet paper brand snob, and the guys realize they're not candidates for subscribe-and-save subscriptions. Ryan had his first-ever massage and shares his thoughts on the experience and why he needs a new mattress. The dudes recap their Halloween adventures and debate candy strategies and whether or not the holiday should always be on a Saturday rather than on the 31st. Matthew recaps his family adventure to Boston and Salem, including multiple lobster rolls, witches, cannoli, and an Uber ride in the the most pimped-out minivan in existence. Matthew gets weird as he recaps his challenges in attempting to view the Roku Channel's long-awaited hit, Weird- the Al Yankovic movie, Ryan ponders what makes great nachos, and then the guys weave a thread between vacations, finger tattoos, sushi, writing checks, and daydreaming about winning a Powerball jackpot.
Just like the Happy Meals of your youth, you're going to have to open up this unGROWN-UPS episode to enjoy the auditory surprise inside! In this limited edition collaboration, Ryan and Matthew discuss passive streaming, selling a used car, consuming coffee, kid-free adventures, test drives, music, LEGO foosball, Mario, Hocus Pocus, outdoor furniture, special deliveries, headwear, footwear, zipping it up, pulling it over, and plenty of other ungrownup thoughts.
Ryan and Matthew are back in front of the microphones for much more than seventy seconds in their latest and greatest seventy-second episode. The not-totally-terrible twosome discuss the joys of street parking, seeing the Vandals and Iron Maiden in concert, and question why MTV still has Video Music Awards if they don't show music videos. Matthew finally finds a pair of shorter shorts and then quickly realizes a potential drawback. Ryan shares his not-so-rad BMW Motorrad battery adventure, Matthew goes for a Waymo autonomous taxi ride, and the guys discuss expensive melons. Ryan questions if he was an a-hole as a child before the dudes discuss cruising around the world, targeted advertising, LEGO Masters, binge-watching Welcome to Wrexham, and a whole lot more irreverent ungrownup awesomeness.
Fresh from the Labor Day holiday weekend and abbreviated work week, Ryan and Matthew are back to recap their latest (mis)adventures including; car crashes, stock picks, left lane hogs, mispronounced words, birria, beer, monsoons, museums, Lightning, 40 ounces, how to steal a Korean car, Halloween, Detroit, the Weird movie, mower madness, and is a Miata the answer?
Ryan and Matthew ease into the episode as the warm weather has them in an unexpectedly lazy mood. The dudes leisurely anything and everything including; Ryan's dog Ripley getting into trouble at doggy daycare, Ryan's last minute trip to Detroit, Matthew's Instagram-influenced Labor Day plans, the demise of Dirt Every Day, shopping for shorts, the evolution of work attire, subscription shenanigans, automotive memories, nostalgic scents, Tom Cruise, fraternal societies, and even more ungrownup things.
Ryan and Matthew have achieved a questionable milestone with their sixty-ninth episode! The episode starts off with an unexpected discussion of vintage tech and memories- as Sarah returns to the show to share her trials and tribulations with videocassettes and VCRs, which then quickly veers off into discussions of novelty telephones and Blockbuster Video memories. The group gab about giving driving directions, terrible rental car experiences, Good Vibes Breakfast Club, the Hot Wheels Legends Tour, small motorbikes, oblivious drivers, joys of adulthood, birria tacos and batting cages, Sarah sells a Silvia, pancakes in London, and a ton of other ungrownup musings.
Your unGROWN-UPS, Ryan and Matthew, are back with a vengeance as they kick off their sixty-eighth episode in front of an Instagram live audience. With their planned guest sidelined by an ungrownup tortilla chip injury, the dudes discuss in no particular order: dumb self-inflicted injuries, unboxing Hoopties- a card game for car people, why Poop is the best word, Parking Lot shenanigans, Ryan's new shirt, things that were fun then but not now, what they'd do if they became Mega Millionaires, why Instagram's new algorithm sucks, Ryan's new 360-degree toy, Hot Wheels Legends, Apple moved Matthew's house, everything is a subscription, LEGO waiting lists, hard drives, and plenty more ungrownup utterances.
It's been a while, but the boys are back! This super-sized episode starts with a somewhat depressing discussion of current events, before the hirsute homeboys lighten the mood by trading unexpected insult combinations thanks to a chart they found on the internet. The wank waffles recap Matthew's trip to Colorado for Pikes Peak in which he and his son crammed all sorts of adventure across seven days and 2,600 miles in six states while also talking about going to the movies, buying phone numbers, pager memories, getting left out of the yearbook, Instagram, park passes, LEGO waiting lists, minimalist art, Hoopties- the car guy card game, influencer schemes, Kidults, child labor, memories, action cams, minimal effort, and somehow manage to connect all those topics with a surprisingly coherent thread.
Your favorite ungrownups are back with a vengeance as Ryan and Matthew catch up on their recent adventures. Ryan visited Diet Canada, which is commonly referred to by most as Minnesota, where he did some team-building, bowled, learned the sport of WhirlyBall, and caught an NHL playoff game. Matthew's on the hunt for another watch to add to his collection and the guys debate if it's worth contemplating a Rolex. Matthew recaps his Japan travel and the pandemic-related travel complications he had to go through to visit and how it compared to his return travel to the US. The guys get down to business as they ponder why there's no international standard business card size and why small business owners don't consider the competition in the area before signing their lease. The dudes talk Star Wars conventions, concerts, little league playoffs, summer camps, reality TV dating shows, Lamborghinis, highway construction, why Altima drivers are the worst, high school art projects, and all sorts of other ungrowunp musings.
The gorgeous unGROWN-UPS, Matthew and Ryan, are back in action! The two Barbizon rejects make up for lost time and start the episode off with a discussion about Ryan's new neighbors that he has no desire to meet and the joys of day drinking at Little League games with grandparents. Both of the gentlemen recap their recent travel adventures to Maui and Chicago including: free airport lounge access, the crappiest rental car, an NDA for $88, ignoring talkative seatmates, House of Blues times two, bar buddies, missed flights, airplane seat logic, t-shirt souvenirs, impromptu art purchases, and other travel shenanigans. Beyond travel, the dudes talk about the pains of modern gaming consoles, doing doughnuts, traffic detectives, blood types, new doctor visits, Pikes Peak plans, international travel in a pandemic, buying money online, coin collecting, stocks for kids, battery-powered vehicles, and other glamorous topics.
Your favorite fools, Ryan and Matthew, roll into their 64th episode talking about April Fools shenanigans, gas prices, Zillow Gone Wild, stupid neighbors and mis-delivered packages, F1 fun, MoonSwatches, Cowboy Curtis, Ryan Reynolds, Julia Child, luxury batting cages, coin-operated kid toys, resellers suck, building a Lamborghini, Intercourse, Pikes Peak roadtrip adventure, EV swaps, flipping cars, car colors, t-shirts, teppanyaki, and plenty of other ungrownup topics.
Ryan and Matthew are back at the microphones after waiting an additional week to record because of activities. The guys discuss parks, Cars and Coffees, chrome bumpers, belated Christmas presents, anniversaries, malls, automotive startups, pre-ordering an EV, remote-controlled fun, cults, fictional universes, Turning Red, countdowns, taxes, Back To The LEGOs, getting extreme, shopping carts, poop hammocks, what day is it?, saving daylight, snack shacks, vintage tech, and way too many other seemingly unrelated topics.
Ryan and Matthew roll right into their sixty-second episode accompanied by Matthew's half brother, Steven Smith- no not that Steven Smith. In this episode the distinguished men discuss Ryan's bat-joy for Michael Keaton, Matthew reviews his Valentine's Day gift, vintage ball games, Zillow Gone Wild, squirrels, watch repair, RC cars, credit card rewards, social media ads, scorched Porsches, sign language, dogs, Steve gets ironed out, junk mail, checks, thoughts about foods, and plenty of other questionable topics.
Professional driver on a closed course, Sarah joins Ryan and Matthew in-studio to discuss everything and anything including button making, spin art, the winter Olympics, Matthew's New York adventure, NY vs. Chicago pizza, Sarah's Mercedes press trip, Broncos, stickers, dishwashers, Instagram contest scam, custom LEGO minifigs, instant karma, distracted drivers, dumb lawsuits, spring break plans, arcades, Murderville, and more!
The dynamic duo kick off their 60th episode as only they can- slightly confused. Matthew and Ryan excitedly share their upcoming travel plans to New York and Chicago for some impromptu weekend adventures. Then the dudes discuss Ripley's puppy adventures, the new "more inclusive" M&Ms character redesign, stuff they've been watching, stuff they've been eating, why supercars in Southern California aren't that big of a deal, and more non sequiturs.
Ryan and Matthew finally sit down for their first episode of 2022. The gentlemen immediately fumble the start and recover by discussing an array of topics including: numerology, little league, Supercross, Matthew's pain of being denied a breakfast burrito, stalking food trucks on Instagram, LEGO's new butthole, Christmas recap, parking structure shenanigans, should you patronize a small-minded small business, the growth of Bring a Trailer, a container shopping conundrum, why Ryan gets too easily distracted for Ted Lasso, figuring out home office ergonomics, why dogs and sleeping bags don't mix, and even more semi-intelligible topics.
Ryan and Matthew along with returning guests Nick and Jacob, sit down to amuse each other with some profanity and holiday cheer. The musings of these merry men include: Ryan introducing his new best friend, Ripley the miniature Australian Shepard, Nicolas Cage playing Nicolas Cage, bad movie or concert experiences, the best and worst Christmas songs, Carnage A Trois, trains and slot cars, In-N-Out and California culinary cravings, Pun-ishment, Celebrities behaving badly, Nick has food issues, throwing away a knife, pranks, a December to remember, and plenty of other inane ideas.
Matthew and Ryan meet up for an extra-special evening recording session covering an absurd variety of topics including: things that pop, Jeff Goldblum, streaming shows, Jack in the Taco, favorite candies, hotel carpets, Coldplay/BTS song lyrics, Thanksgiving adventures, TVs at Best Buy, shopping at IKEA, filthy car interior stories, pizza talk, car chases and crashes, keto recipes and plenty of other ungrownup conversation.
In an extra-special unGROWN-UPS episode, Ryan and Matthew are accompanied in-studio by Sarah Fairfield and her spouse, Dave Coleman for some banter and beverages. Sarah, Dave, and Matthew recap the Radwood SoCal automotive event that they attended and share their top picks for best in show. The foursome discuss a range of automotive-related topics including who's the better driver- Sarah, the professional stunt driver or Dave, the verifiable badass at Mazda. If you're a fan of Sport Compact Car magazine, Mazda, Nissan, racing, rallying, Radwood-era vehicles and fashion, or learning about low-buck automotive fixes, you'll want to listen in!
Ryan and Matthew are joined in-studio by Nick and his cooler bag of beer for another rousing unGROWN-UPS epsiode. In no particular order and without rhyme or reason, the dudes discuss burgers, fried chicken, the furthest distance they've traveled for food, and Freebirds in Isla Vista, California. The trio debate if it's worth attending sporting events in a pandemic, Bluetooth driveshafts, supercharger whine, in-car camping, and spotting Rivian and Lucid vehicles in the wild in SoCal. The talk turns to toys and the holidays with Fisher Price's Bluetooth Chatter Phone, Target's Christmas inventory, Lego's Ultimate Collector Series Star Wars AT-AT, and when is it too soon to put up your Christmas lights? The fun-loving flannel fans talk about why they're all leaving town for some upcoming adventures, Ryan and Matthew try to talk Nick out of a Jeep while also trying to convince Nick that the Cheesecake Factory isn't fine dining. Matthew decides he's going to become a cell phone tower tree designer, Ryan gets sucked into a documentary about a mall, Nick kicks a hydrant, and plenty of other seemingly non sequiturs.
Ryan and Matthew are accompanied in-studio yet again by Marc. The trio chat about everything and anything including: a field trip to the Petersen Automotive Museum, getting yelled at by a docent, Type C Porsches, James Hetfield, James Bond, the Beatles, questionable car modifications, automotive myths, building a Hello Kitty scrambler, drawing on a supercar, electric motorcycles, Home Alone in LEGO, cockpits, Chuck E. Cheese's vs. Bullwinkle's, hashbrowns, Thanksgiving leftovers, influencers, spandex, and plenty of other ungrownup things.
Ryan and Matthew skip the formalities and jump right into things as Ryan recaps his incident and the guys cover semi-current events with the Facebook/Instagram/WhatsApp outage, the Pacific Airshow, and the Huntington Beach oil spill. The low-rent Siskel & Ebert turn to entertainment and the dudes cover Netflix's Squid Game, Edward Scissorhands, movies with bedtime stories, and questionable pornographic spoofs. Matthew gets responsible and sets his son up with an app, a bank account, a list of chores, and connects him with neighbors for some paying jobs. The dynamic duo discuss culinary successes and failures, selling things online, garage work, BMX bikes, action sports athletes, Halloween candy, unorthodox pets, and other ungrownup musings.
Ryan and Matthew kick off their fifty-second episode in the best way possible- unprepared and with an in-studio guest. Marc joins the fun as the guys discuss in no particular order, Rock Paper Scissors, POGs, religious headwear, Italian Denny's, meat crayons, making bacon, malls, Blockbuster, Good Housekeeping, the Kardashians, candles, Excalibur, sports fans, wearing protection, spicy beans, and plenty of other non sequitors.
Ryan and Matthew return from their Labor Day break and are joined by their not-so-special guest Nick for an extended-length episode. Ryan recaps why he left town for the holiday weekend and why tourists in convertibles on Pacific Coast Highway are the worst. We learn that Ryan drove a 72 Corvette while also sporting a mohawk in high school. The dapper dudes ponder their impending mortality as they realize that Smells LIke Teen Spirit is now thirty years old. Ryan shares his Kurt Cobain conspiracy theory, Matthew shares his Nirvana museum exhibit experience, and Nick shares some bad Nirvana puns. Thanks to day drinking, the Nirvana discussion somehow transitions to food and restaurants. The hungry homeboys talk about Applebee's, Chili's, Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles, Bloomin' Onion, Cheddar Bay Biscuits, Mexican food cravings, In-N-Out, before moving onto beer and local breweries. After food and drink talk, Matthew considers a pinball machine for the garage and is surprised how pricey they are, yet has no problem spending money on garden hoses. Ryan shares the difficulties in finding the right smarphone mount for his 4Runner. The dudes discuss podcast ideas, Ryan updates us on what he's been watching and playing with, and the guys talk sports, electric bikes, Bitcoin, Whoopi Goldberg, and other absurdities.
Ryan and Matthew achieve a questionable milestone as they've hit the 50th episode mark in their unGROWN-UPS saga and they go a little car crazy. The automotive aficionados discuss the Lamborghini Countach, Toyota's supply chain issues, crazy dealer markups on new vehicles, and custom vehicles built in limited numbers. Grayson shares his Heineken 0.0 tasting experience, Ryan discovers Knob Creek On the Rocks, Matthew buys some pots and gets his turf installed, and the two and a half dudes discuss skateboarding. All that and more await!
Ryan and Matthew kick off the 49th episode with some childhood reminiscing of playground games and going to the arcades at the mall. Ryan secures his status as the fun uncle as he recaps his trip to Legoland with his niece and nephew. Matthew shares stories about his time in Tehachapi while his son was at Woodward West, with deer, unexpected track time at Willow Springs Raceway, and soaring over Tehachapi in a glider. As Monterey Car Week is underway in Northern California, Ryan and Matthew discuss some car news with new vehicles from Lotus and Lamborghini, and Tesla low-key delaying the Cybertruck. Ryan likes OnlyCans, Matthew buys himself another vintage Seiko, Ryan expedites his Passport and discovers a website that mashes up ambient music with police scanner audio, Matthew shares his Sunday drive adventure, and other ungrownup musings.
If you can't get enough of Ryan and Matthew, this episode is 50% more entertaining as Matthew's son, Grayson, makes his podcasting debut. The two and a half ungrownups discuss Matthew's trip to the bachelorette capital of North America, the Lane Motor Museum, and the US Space and Rocket Center. Matthew and Grayson share their thoughts on Fast & Furious 9 and Ryan shares his Northern California adventure with an otter and a urinal. Ryan hates Forest Gump, Grayson likes Bubba Gump, Ryan is excited about He-Man on Netflix while Grayson doesn't care, and everyone is excited for Ted Lasso. The threesome talk toys as Ryan finally gets his childhood TurboGrafix-16 connected to his TV, Matthew & Grayson talk about buying a bunch of toys on clearance for a Christmas in July event, and Ryan's Batwing is mentioned.
With extreme temperatures in full effect across the Western US, and Ryan and Matthew heading out for some business and leisure travel, the dudes sit down in front of the mics to chat and chill. The unGROWN-UPS discuss dumb brand collaborations, six-figure video games, car spotting, internal theme music, podcast playback speeds, billionaires in space, Space Jam, Mexican seafood, terrible corporate brand mottos, museums, Radwood and Goodwood, Ideal AC temperature, dick neighbors, and plenty of other questionable topics.
Your favorite unGROWN-UPs, Ryan and Matthew, brave the heat to discuss (in no particular order): Sexy Beasts, male grooming, BMX bikes, Rollerblades, Weekend at Bernie's, drinking at kids activity centers, Shabu Shabu, dropping a Batwing, the weather, unexpected convenience store merchandise, shopping with a naked face, Nana Sandy updates, visiting the South, Bloomin' Onions, and much much more!
Summer fun has begun! Ryan recaps his ride up to Northern California on his BMW for a multi-day mid-week adventure followed by his visit to the California Science Center to check out the Art of the Brick and the Space Shuttle Endeavour. Matthew recaps his son's adventure at Skate Camp and the challenges of building a skateboard when there's an infinite number of parts combinations possible. Matthew also excitedly shares news about NBC's upcoming Ultimate Slip 'N Slide show that's turned into a literal sh!t show. Ryan and Matthew discuss all of the reality shows they've been streaming and discuss fan theories to popular TV shows. The awesome twosome turn to the automotive industry and recap recent notable vehicle launches. There's so much more to mention, but you'll have to hear it for yourself!
Ryan and Matthew jump into their forty-fourth episode with Ryan sharing the joy of playing in a bounce house and the unexpected pain that friction burns cause. The manly mates veer into uncharted territory with an impromptu book club discussion on the book that Matthew just purchased and the book that Ryan just finished before the twosome course correct and discuss food cravings, shopping, annoying checkout terminals, streaming, contests and lotteries for vaccinated people, Sour Patch kids, and other non-sequiturs.
In a rare evening recording session fueled by beer and whiskey, Ryan and Matthew are joined by Jacob and things quickly go off the rails. The three amigos discuss the local beer cave, gratuitous nudity and helicoptering, debate the perfect doughnut, and discuss the best t-shirt brand ever- Kinda Fit Kinda Fat. The guys discuss Panda Express, vaccinations, fuel shortages, and Jacob's 3100 mile road trip from Virginia to California. The moderately macho muchachos also talk about why they share their adventures on social media, crazy parents at youth sports, non-tangible investing with NFTs and cryptocurrencies, and other fun stuff.