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It's Thursday and David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are here asking questions that you didn't know you had, with answers that you didn't know you needed. But now you do! We remain under a cloud of mass shootings. The Kansas City Super Bowl Parade shooting took place on the 6th anniversary of the Parkland shooting. And it took place on the 16th anniversary of the Northern Illinois University shooting. And 2 days ago, was the anniversary of the Michigan State shooting. And next Monday will be 12 years since Alabama-Huntsville and 2 years since Portland and 17 since Bethel Alaska and… pretty cloudy. It's all a nightmare, but at least we have Gop failure to cheer us. MAGA is a schadenfreude conveyor belt overflowing with potentially endless delights whipped up by Chef de Àne Donald Trump and his bumbling assistant Mike Johnson. It's not all Republicans stepping on rakes and falling into their own Burmese Tiger traps, though. A lot of this is happening because Democrats are beating them. It's time for President Joe Biden to reveal that there's a sun behind the clouds.  Apparently, Republicans cribbed their ideas from Eastern Europe. In the meantime, Donald Trump heads from all of his civil courts to the first of his criminal courts this March 25. Pete Hoekstra takes over the Authentic No. 1 Michigan Republican Party, just down the street from Kristina Karamo's A-1 Original Michigan Republican Party. Republicans probably expect that Russian space nukes might overshadow all of their bad news… and they could be correct. The Mayorkas impeachment has done all of the damage that they could expect to get out of it. Let's pop a couple for William “Bill” Post, inventor of the Pop Tart and quite possibly a Keebler Elf...

Surprise! We've got a double episode for you this week, all thanks to making a decision to flow downstream. In this one, we remember the release of the Apple MacIntosh as well as that time Steve Jobs screwed Steve Wozniak out of a bonus for creating the Atari 2600 classic Breakout. We also dabble in "Just Say No," reminiscing about First Lady Nancy Reagan's battle cry, her appearance on Diff'rent Stokes (as well as the Diff'rent Stokes curse), and the pop culture celebrities and athletes who tried to keep us off drugs while getting high themselves. Plus, we expose head Keebler Elf, E.L. Keebler, who simultaneously urged us to "just say no" while profiting enormously off teenagers with the munchies. All this and a full box of Cheez-Its, a package of Fudge Stripes, and half a package of Vienna Fingers as we watch the King of Late Night, David Letterman, with none other than Tone Loc.

This week on the podcast known as DWI... Randy Orton signs on to SmackDown exclusively. Who will be Roman's opponent at Royal Rumble? What are the odds Okada leaves NJPW? And of course, TRIVIA!About the Chairshot Radio NetworkLaunched in 2017, the Chairshot Radio Network presents you with the best in sports, entertainment, and sports entertainment. Wrestling and wrestling crossover podcasts + the most interesting content + the most engaging hosts = the most entertaining podcasts you'll find!Featuring shows such as POD is WAR (sports, entertainment & sports entertainment) Bandwagon Nerds (entertainment & popular culture), The DWI Podcast (Drunk Wrestling Intellect), The Greg DeMarco Show (wrestling), The #Miranda Show (wrestling and entertainment), Hockey Talk (sports), Patrick O'Dowd's 5×5 (pop culture), The Outsider's Edge (wrestling), Down The Wire (Sports), Talk The Keki (Anime), The Mindless Wrestling Podcast, Attitude Of Aggression/The Big Four (wrestling), and more!The Chairshot Radio NetworkYour home for the hardest hitting podcasts and radio shows!All Shows On DemandListen on your favorite platform!iTunes |  iHeart Radio  |  Google Play |  SpotifyListen, like, subscribe, and share!Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/chairshot-radio-network/donationsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

TRANSCRIPT  http://peternavarro.substack.com The Republican Party must immediately unite around Donald J. Trump as its presidential candidate.  Republican National Committee Chair Ronna McDaniel must voluntarily pass the torch of leadership to a new RNC Chair capable of running a competent campaign in 2024.  Absent these two mid-course corrections, the Republican Party will squander a platinum opportunity to take back both the White House and Congress from a Democrat Party destroying everything Main Street America holds dear. Trump has an insurmountable lead in the polls and a rock-solid base no other candidate can shake.  He WILL be the nominee. As we saw last week, there is no one left on the debate stage either capable of being president or likely to be Trump's VP choice.  The Pillsbury Doughboy of Venom Chris Christie has self-immolated as spoiler hit man.  Loudmouth Ramaswamy is, at best, a Deputy Cabinet appointee.  As for Nikki Haley, yond lean and hungry Cassius has bitten the Trump hand that fed her so many times that she will have NO place in a Trump administration (other than perhaps as ambassador to Botswana).  Ron DeSanctimonious blew his VP chance not just when he swung for Trump's head.  Shrinking Ron has little national appeal to justify a place on the Trump ticket. What, then, is the purpose of continuing with a contested primary season that serves only to drain political funds from the General Election?  Why have a debate schedule that allows the Keebler Elf candidates to throw mud at Trump as they make fools of themselves?  In fact, we saw a similar movie and mud fest in 2020 with all of the usual suspects now hanging around the 2024 fringes.  These Never-Trumpers range from the Koch network's dark money and Rupert Murdoch's propagandist Fox to the Romney-McConnell-Ryan-Noonan RINO sappers and nasty PAC men like George Conway and John Bolton.  In 2020, their dark money and negative ads and attacks most certainly shaved points off the final Trump tally in what was a highly contested race.   And let's not forget the 2020 fragging of Trump from the likes of endless warmongers like George W. Bush, Mad Dog Mattis, and the late Colin Powell, and the passive-aggressive shots at Trump by Mitch McConnell in a Senate that has become nothing short of a Uniparty RINO embarrassment.  As splintered as the Democrat Party is supposed to be, their leaders and big donors wouldn't be doing anything like what the Republican Party is doing.  Now, it's either “here we go again” and the Republican Party hands over an eminently winnable election to the Democrat Party of economic mayhem, open borders, and foreign policy chaos.  Alternatively, it can unite around “The Donald” as the only clear path to victory in 2024. Even if Trump quickly becomes the presumptive nominee, there still is the matter of a Republican National Committee.  As last week's election once again demonstrated, the RNC fat cats know far better how to hold plush fundraisers at posh resorts than win down and dirty elections against a brass-knuckled, grassroots Democrat Party willing to lie, cheat, and lawfare its way to victory. Here's several obvious post-election takeaways.  First, the RNC must develop a far better ground game behind them.  It's not just about getting folks to vote early.  It's also about getting more folks to the polls.  Second, if the RNC allows the Democrat Party to turn the 2024 presidential and congressional races into a referendum on social issues, particularly abortion, Republicans will lose in RECORD numbers.  Just how many times do Republican strategists and leadership have to make this same stupid mistake?  Obama did social issued the feckless Mitt Romney in 2008 when Romney was all but a lock to win on economic issues and Communist China raid on our factories.  Obama did it again to the clueless and ever-cranky, now dear departed John McCain in 2012.  And what about that 2022 Republican tsunami that was supposed to result in a record House victory?  It never materialized for all manner of RNC-induced reasons, not the least of which was a failure to properly message on the abortion issue. Dukakis had it right with his Greek proverb that the fish rots from the head down.  The RNC is a rotten political machine sputtering on every single cylinder, and its head, Ronna McDaniel, must hold her own self accountable for last week's carnage.  So, Ronna, end the debates, endorse Trump, and then step aside so we can, in the words of the immortal Al Davis, “win, baby, win.”  I'm Peter Navarro, and thanks for listening.  Be sure and check out my substatck at peternavarro.substack. com  That's peternavarro.substack.com.  And it will help me get the word out if you write up a review of this podcast.  I'd love to know what you think. Peter Navarro, Out.

A cure for “vaccine” poisoning and the return of the screaming mask monsters The Figurehead has approved a funding request for new Covid vaccines deemed 'necessary and effective.' As we delve deeper into Pharma, you will learn about a young boy who is being administered hormones and puberty blockers. He asks his mother, 'Will you still love me if I'm a boy?' Despite his ongoing questions about his identity and the uncertainties surrounding his gender, a doctor proceeded to implant a device in his arm to halt puberty. These are the same people telling us to put the ‘woke masks' back on. What does God's Word say? Israel Asks for a King - 1 Samuel 8Episode 1055 Links:Biden says he just "signed off" on a funding request for "a new [COVID] vaccine that is necessary that works"5,000 pilots suspected of hiding major health issues. Most are still flying.First-Ever Spike Detox Protocol Appears in US Medical Journal: Here's How You Can Get BetterDr. McCullough reveals three key substances for breaking down spike proteins, reducing inflammation, and mitigating the risk of blood clotting.Meet Elizabeth Gray. The purple haired woman shrieking at a stranger in Costco- allegedly over masks. She's now running for American Fork City Council in Utah. She seems stable…As 'Mask Mandate Season' Approaches, We Learn The CDC Knew Masks Didn't Work And Misrepresented The Evidence Anyway; New revelations show that the CDC knew the truth about masks and didn't careMask study published by NIH suggests N95 Covid masks may expose wearers to dangerous level of toxic compounds linked to seizures and cancerNo-Show Job: Dr Fauci will not teach at Georgetown this semester, despite holding two professorships; The Keebler Elf skips out on the youths.The court has ruled: Gavin Newsom and his enablers will go on trial for the catastrophic harm they caused our students during the COVID school shutdown.This is Josie Romero, born Joseph Romero. “Josie” was diagnosed by a quack military doctor in Japan with gender identity disorder and his parents started transitioning him by 6. This video is the heartbreaking moment he finally voices his doubt to his mother.Incredibly hard to watch but this is what is happening to a growing number of children across the country. 12 year olds getting implants in their arms to stop puberty. HeartbreakingThe so-called “trans” terrorist who murdered 6 kids at a Christian school 5 months ago left a manifesto which still hasn't been released. The terrorist in FL who killed 3 in a racially motivated attack had details of his manifesto released a few hours after the shooting. Why?California Church Fined For Defying Covid Lockdowns Sues County For Tracking Worshipers Without Their KnowledgeBank of America Faces Backlash For Debanking Christian Charity; More debanking censorship.Geologist, Professor Ian Plimer, exposes the monumental fraud that is "human-induced global warming", in two minutes: "No one has ever shown that human emissions of carbon dioxide drive global warming… And if it could be shown, then you would have to show that the 97% of emissions which are natural, do not drive global warming. Game over. We are dealing with a fraud."4Patriots https://4patriots.com Protect your family with Food kits, solar generators and more at 4Patriots. Use code TODD for 10% off your first purchase. Alan's Soaps https://alanssoaps.com/TODD Use coupon code ‘TODD' to save an additional 10% off the bundle price. BiOptimizers https://magbreakthrough.com/todd Use promo code TODD for 10% off your order. Bonefrog https://bonefrog.us Enter promo code TODD at checkout to receive 10% off your subscription. Bulwark Capital http://KnowYourRiskRadio.com Find out how Bulwark Capital Actively Manages risk. Call 866-779-RISK or visit KnowYourRiskRadio.com Patriot Mobile https://patriotmobile.com/herman Get free activation today with offer code HERMAN. Visit or call 878-PATRIOT. RuffGreens https://ruffgreens.com/todd Get your FREE Jumpstart Trial Bag of Ruff Greens, simply cover shipping. Visit or call 877-MYDOG-64. SOTA Weight Loss https://sotaweightloss.com SOTA Weight Loss is, say it with me now, STATE OF THE ART! Sound of Freedom https://angel.com/freedom Join the two million and see Sound of Freedom in theaters July 4th. GreenHaven Interactive https://greenhaveninteractive.com Digital Marketing including search engine optimization and website design.

The Mugshot that Realigned Politics ForeverThe significance of President Trump's mugshot cannot be overstated. In today's episode, we delve into a comparison with the literary work 'The Picture of Dorian Gray,' highlighting how this mugshot has linked Trump with American society in a way not seen before. We also address the media's struggle to grasp the true nature of these events and the ongoing growth of support for the Trump campaign.What does God's Word say? Israel Asks for a KingEpisode 1,051 Links:Affirmative action moron and race-baiter Joy Reid explains why she despises Donald Trump and why his mugshot is "justice" satisfying her teenage angst: Don't Miss the American Precedent for the Trump IndictmentsCNN Worries Trump Will Use Mugshot to His 'Political Advantage'EW: CNN and John Bolton whine about how Donald Trump is using his viral mugshot to boost his popularity going into the 2024 election, calls him a 'thug.' Imagine finally thinking you 'got' Trump with the mugshot just to see him use it to his advantage. "I thought [the mugshot] was carefully staged... he could have smiled, he could have looked benign, instead he looks like a thug." "We will see that picture everywhere..." a sad Bolton said.No-Show Job: Dr Fauci will not teach at Georgetown this semester, despite holding two professorships; The Keebler Elf skips out on the youths.LIVE from Milwaukee: Only one candidate—@VivekGRamaswamy—denounced sending more US funds & weapons to Ukraine. @GGreenwald & @RepMattGaetz discuss why GOP politicians remain committed to Bush-era interventionist foreign policy—despite their voters overwhelming & repeated rejection of it: 4Patriots https://4patriots.com Protect your family with Food kits, solar generators and more at 4Patriots. Use code TODD for 10% off your first purchase. Alan's Soaps https://alanssoaps.com/TODD Use coupon code ‘TODD' to save an additional 10% off the bundle price. BiOptimizers https://magbreakthrough.com/todd Use promo code TODD for 10% off your order. Bonefrog https://bonefrog.us Enter promo code TODD at checkout to receive 10% off your subscription. Bulwark Capital http://KnowYourRiskRadio.com Find out how Bulwark Capital Actively Manages risk. Call 866-779-RISK or visit KnowYourRiskRadio.com Patriot Mobile https://patriotmobile.com/herman Get free activation today with offer code HERMAN. Visit or call 878-PATRIOT. RuffGreens https://ruffgreens.com/todd Get your FREE Jumpstart Trial Bag of Ruff Greens, simply cover shipping. Visit or call 877-MYDOG-64. SOTA Weight Loss https://sotaweightloss.com SOTA Weight Loss is, say it with me now, STATE OF THE ART! Sound of Freedom https://angel.com/freedom Join the two million and see Sound of Freedom in theaters July 4th. GreenHaven Interactive https://greenhaveninteractive.com Digital Marketing including search engine optimization and website design.

To debate or not debate in the first Republican presidential primary event on August 23rd in Milwaukee?  That's the question President Donald Trump will answer soon.  Here's why my former Boss may well tell debate host Fox News and a RINO-infested Republican National Committee to go pound Mar-a-Lago sand. LISTEN NOW TO THE SIX REASONS AND VISIT HTTP://PETERNAVARRO.SUBSTACK.COM FOR A TRANSCRIPT

We are almost done with our series devoted to the famous voices that worked on radio and cartoons during the golden age. This week, Satn Freberg is back, this time with a radio essay on The CBS Radio Workshop, about satire. Helping Stan make his point about the importance of satire, we hear many great voices also heard in cartoons, such as Daws Butler, June Foray, Bill Thompson, and even Parely Baer (who did the voice of the Keebler Elf in commercials). Keith Scott's website: https://www.keithscott.com.au/ Cartoon Voices of the Golden Age: https://www.keithscott.com.au/shop Visit our website: https://goodolddaysofradio.com/ Subscribe to our Facebook Group for news, discussions, and the latest podcast: https://www.facebook.com/groups/881779245938297 If you don't do Facebook, we're also on Gab: https://gab.com/OldRadio  Our theme music is "Why Am I So Romantic?" from Animal Crackers: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01KHJKAKS/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_MK8MVCY4DVBAM8ZK39WD

FREE MONTH OF DRYBAR COMEDY when you go to my DryBar Comedy Special, “Amateur Nation”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous and USE PROMO CODE: LOUSANTINITHIS WEEK: “Stanford University: The boss of you!” This past Christmas, did you remember NOT to masturbate with the  tree ornaments? “Oh, Come, All Ye Shameful…” My most hated word of 2022!  On “A la Carte”: Co-ed Pro sports?, Bill Cosby, and “The Keebler Elf” is officially delusional.On “3 Pro Things”: you must be happy, moving towards how you want to live, and at least one US senator has a sack.SUBSCRIBE on Youtube for 60-second podcast previews every Thursday at 7 a.m. Eastern!: https://bit.ly/3wuyAWqFREE MONTH OF DRYBAR COMEDY when you go to my DryBar Comedy Special, “Amateur Nation”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous and USE PROMO CODE: LOUSANTINIWATCH the parody song: “My Prez” on YouTube! https://bit.ly/3iyNGpbWATCH the parody song: “He's So Stupid (And We Hate That)”: https://bit.ly/3CGNRZaWATCH the parody song: “Oh, Say AOC!”: https://bit.ly/3ET17gcWATCH the parody song: “We Want LA”: https://bit.ly/3MCVcO5WATCH the video: “30 Things That Are Like Driving a Prius”: https://bit.ly/3glKj7mWATCH the parody commercial: “Teachers Gone Wild!”: https://bit.ly/3TdQSHBDOWNLOAD the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook: https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainment Instagram: @lou.santini3 GETTR: @lousantini

FREE MONTH OF DRYBAR COMEDY when you go to my DryBar Comedy Special, “Amateur Nation”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous and USE PROMO CODE: LOUSANTINITHIS WEEK: “Stanford University: The boss of you!” This past Christmas, did you remember NOT to masturbate with the  tree ornaments? “Oh, Come, All Ye Shameful…” My most hated word of 2022!  On “A la Carte”: Co-ed Pro sports?, Bill Cosby, and “The Keebler Elf” is officially delusional.On “3 Pro Things”: you must be happy, moving towards how you want to live, and at least one US senator has a sack.SUBSCRIBE on Youtube for 60-second podcast previews every Thursday at 7 a.m. Eastern!: https://bit.ly/3wuyAWqFREE MONTH OF DRYBAR COMEDY when you go to my DryBar Comedy Special, “Amateur Nation”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous and USE PROMO CODE: LOUSANTINIWATCH the parody song: “My Prez” on YouTube! https://bit.ly/3iyNGpbWATCH the parody song: “He's So Stupid (And We Hate That)”: https://bit.ly/3CGNRZaWATCH the parody song: “Oh, Say AOC!”: https://bit.ly/3ET17gcWATCH the parody song: “We Want LA”: https://bit.ly/3MCVcO5WATCH the video: “30 Things That Are Like Driving a Prius”: https://bit.ly/3glKj7mWATCH the parody commercial: “Teachers Gone Wild!”: https://bit.ly/3TdQSHBDOWNLOAD the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook: https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainment Instagram: @lou.santini3 GETTR: @lousantini

FREE MONTH OF DRYBAR COMEDY when you go to my DryBar Comedy Special, “Amateur Nation”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous and USE PROMO CODE: LOUSANTINITHIS WEEK: “Stanford University: The boss of you!” This past Christmas, did you remember NOT to masturbate with the  tree ornaments? “Oh, Come, All Ye Shameful…” My most hated word of 2022!  On “A la Carte”: Co-ed Pro sports?, Bill Cosby, and “The Keebler Elf” is officially delusional.On “3 Pro Things”: you must be happy, moving towards how you want to live, and at least one US senator has a sack.SUBSCRIBE on Youtube for 60-second podcast previews every Thursday at 7 a.m. Eastern!: https://bit.ly/3wuyAWqFREE MONTH OF DRYBAR COMEDY when you go to my DryBar Comedy Special, “Amateur Nation”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous and USE PROMO CODE: LOUSANTINIWATCH the parody song: “My Prez” on YouTube! https://bit.ly/3iyNGpbWATCH the parody song: “He's So Stupid (And We Hate That)”: https://bit.ly/3CGNRZaWATCH the parody song: “Oh, Say AOC!”: https://bit.ly/3ET17gcWATCH the parody song: “We Want LA”: https://bit.ly/3MCVcO5WATCH the video: “30 Things That Are Like Driving a Prius”: https://bit.ly/3glKj7mWATCH the parody commercial: “Teachers Gone Wild!”: https://bit.ly/3TdQSHBDOWNLOAD the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook: https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainment Instagram: @lou.santini3 GETTR: @lousantini

Ray Fittipaldo says the Browns logo looks like the Keebler Elf. Ray said that he's hearing that Najee Harris did re injure his foot. He thinks the Steelers will be creative defensively to try to make up for the loss of Watt. Ray thinks the Steelers will open up the offense if the game story dictates they do that. Ray thinks Steelers fans have realistic expectations for Trubisky and won't boo him on Sunday. Ray says the Steelers should ask the Cowboys for a 4th round pick for Mason Rudolph. 

Ray says the Browns logo looks like the Keebler Elf. Ray said that he's hearing that Najee Harris did re injure his foot. He thinks the Steelers will be creative defensively to try to make up for the loss of Watt. Ray thinks the Steelers will open up the offense if the game story dictates they do that. Ray thinks Steelers fans have realistic expectations for Trubisky and won't boo him on Sunday. Ray says the Steelers should ask the Cowboys for a 4th round pick for Mason Rudolph.The Lions are favored for the first time in 24 games!  Is Bill Belichick the greatest coach of all time? We debate! Sports talk! Dorin says "yes." Colin and Chris can't take the cheating part out of it. Crowley said he begrudgingly respects the cheating. Colin said Joe Gibbs is underrated.  Colin says there's a fanbase that we should all hate more than any others.

Tony "Goose" Siragusa passes, Braves, Kyle Farnsworth: Bodybuilder, CWS jelloshots update, NIL deal for 1 million to Trojans QB, THE Pretentious Ohio State, PGA vs LIV gets uglier, Sir Nick Faldo sir retiring & replaced by Keebler Elf, Gronk out, Jerry Jones vs Jimmy Johnson, NBA & NFL players die young, NFL goes all woke, narcissist Megan Rapinoe says your kids don't matter when it comes to men pretending to be women to win, Pete's Tweets, This Day in Sports History. Come for Rory McIlroy going after Brooks Koepka, stay for a goodbye to John Rocker. And yeah I know I called today July 22 several times because I'm high on life 

Debbie Monterrey joins Tom and Carol to say goodbye to one of St. Louis's favorite trees in Tower Grove Park.  it's a catalpa known for generations as the Keebler Elf tree. Younger generations refer to it as the Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings tree. But after a century of sparking people's imagination and having children climb inside its hollow trunk and hang off its branches, the catalpa has reached the end of its life. Park officials announced that it's coming down this summer because it is dying and has become a hazard.

Listen to these reviews for "Amateur Nation"! “If I knew how to drive a car, I would listen to his podcast on the way to work!”—Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg“More factual and funnier than any of our news commentators. Hail China!”—CNN“The best podcast you're not following.”—CNN+ (compliment no longer valid)“I'd consider myself lucky if Lou Santini punched me in the mouth a minimum of 30 times. If only the line wasn't so long.”—Mark Zuckerberg“His podcast is so good, when he buys from ‘Prime', we actually get his stuff to him within two days sometimes! Hail China!”—Jeff Besos“I'd like to kill Lou Santini. KILL ‘EM ALL! BWOOOHAHAHAHA! Heil Hitler!”—Bill Gates“He calls me ‘The Keebler Elf' often on his show. I fact check that as a ‘right again'.”—“Dr. Tony Fauci-Mengele“Here's the thing, when you listen to ‘Amateur Nation', he has a way of, listen, podcasts weren't even a thing when I was a cowboy in Delaware, and ever since my wife, she told me, well, let's not get into that, anyway…”—“President” Joe Biden“‘Amateur Nation with the volume all the way down is funnier than anything I've ever said. Thank you, “Affirmative Action Quotas”! And Satan!”—Trevor Noah“Over 81 million people in Wisconsin listen to ‘Amateur Nation'!”—Anonymous Election Ballot Counter“Si, Lou Pwodway!”—“Dr.” Jill Biden“I listen to ‘Amateur Nation' —for the children. Can I get another double?”—Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi“HAWWWWHEEEEHAWWW!”-Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez“I would give up all the names just to hear another episode of ‘Amateur Nation'.”—Ghislaine Maxwell“Hey Guys, what'd I miss?”—Jeffrey EpsteinGet podcast previews and other fun content every Thursday at 7 a.m. Eastern! See the lyrics and “like” the video for, “My Prez” on YouTube! https://bit.ly/3iyNGpbSubscribe on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3wuyAWqGet the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook: https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainment GETTR: @lousantiniInstagram: @lou.santini3Website: www.lousantini.com 

Listen to these reviews for "Amateur Nation"! “If I knew how to drive a car, I would listen to his podcast on the way to work!”—Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg“More factual and funnier than any of our news commentators. Hail China!”—CNN“The best podcast you're not following.”—CNN+ (compliment no longer valid)“I'd consider myself lucky if Lou Santini punched me in the mouth a minimum of 30 times. If only the line wasn't so long.”—Mark Zuckerberg“His podcast is so good, when he buys from ‘Prime', we actually get his stuff to him within two days sometimes! Hail China!”—Jeff Besos“I'd like to kill Lou Santini. KILL ‘EM ALL! BWOOOHAHAHAHA! Heil Hitler!”—Bill Gates“He calls me ‘The Keebler Elf' often on his show. I fact check that as a ‘right again'.”—“Dr. Tony Fauci-Mengele“Here's the thing, when you listen to ‘Amateur Nation', he has a way of, listen, podcasts weren't even a thing when I was a cowboy in Delaware, and ever since my wife, she told me, well, let's not get into that, anyway…”—“President” Joe Biden“‘Amateur Nation with the volume all the way down is funnier than anything I've ever said. Thank you, “Affirmative Action Quotas”! And Satan!”—Trevor Noah“Over 81 million people in Wisconsin listen to ‘Amateur Nation'!”—Anonymous Election Ballot Counter“Si, Lou Pwodway!”—“Dr.” Jill Biden“I listen to ‘Amateur Nation' —for the children. Can I get another double?”—Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi“HAWWWWHEEEEHAWWW!”-Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez“I would give up all the names just to hear another episode of ‘Amateur Nation'.”—Ghislaine Maxwell“Hey Guys, what'd I miss?”—Jeffrey EpsteinGet podcast previews and other fun content every Thursday at 7 a.m. Eastern! See the lyrics and “like” the video for, “My Prez” on YouTube! https://bit.ly/3iyNGpbSubscribe on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3wuyAWqGet the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook: https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainment GETTR: @lousantiniInstagram: @lou.santini3Website: www.lousantini.com 

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Today I talk about Fantasy Races in D&D and some difference between editions and games in what races are present. I am a fan of the Keebler Elf more so than the Tolkien Elves popular in today's modern games. Visit us at www.wobbliesandwizards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wobbliesandwizards/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/wobbliesandwizards/support

I don't have much confidence in many things, but when it came to writing I'll be the first to admit I do have a bit of cockiness over. Then freshmen year in college I met this girl who not only had the same major as me in Professional Writing, but who I also had the EXACT same schedule as. We formed a quick bond and she quickly became one of my favorite people despite leaving and moving on to bigger, better things. Working in fashion the combo of the pandemic and becoming a new mom forced her to change course and, oddly enough, she's found herself back in the world of writing again. I've been on record as stating that if anything was to happen to me that she would be the one that'd get all my story notes/maps and drafts because of the respect I have for her. Hopefully you'll all enjoy us reuniting/reconnecting in this on. Oh, and probably a number of drunken stories as well. Christine's Links: Instagrams: https://www.instagram.com/sere_k_nity/?hl=en (Knittings) https://www.instagram.com/unraveled.trainsofthought/?hl=en (Writing) Blog: http://cabernetandclarity.blogspot.com Tommy Tom: Twitter - @TheTommyTom88 Instagram -@TommyTomp88 FB Business - https://www.facebook.com/theTommytom88 Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxmAw_P_rE2FizwJcmVhnY --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tommytom/support

Evan and Matt gather for their weekly chat about the Premier League. They talk about the upcoming North London Derby, whether Chelsea can continue their run of form or not, and whether United can actually beat David Moyes or whether he will absolutely shove it up inside of the Keebler Elf. They also go over last week's slate of games and briefly chat it up about who came through and who disappointed. It's a crisp episode! Anyways, enjoy the show and don't forget to rate and review on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Soundcloud! It helps a lot and it's very important in getting our brand out there! Thank you for the support as always!

Dr. Fauci feels liberated being able to do science. Biden's COVID czar said Shitler's vaccine plan was nonexistent. The Speaker is ready to pull the trigger on Man-baby's impeachment articles. The crappiest President in history extended secret service to his creepy kids and three former high-level officials. The Crabs learned a gross, tacky attorney from South Carolina will represent Drumpf in his latest impeachment Senate trial. Fascist oxy gobbler Rush Limbaugh suggested Biden's presidential win was legit. Q-load congressperson Marjorie Taylor Greene supported a theory that said the mass shooting at Stoneman Douglas High School was a false-flag and on day-one of the anti-masker's term in the new congress, the anti-science Kraken filed articles of impeachment against President Biden. A violent insurrection from the Republic of Alabama who was pictured inside the Capitol during the riots said he was directed by Infowars honcho Alex Jones to storm congress. The orange dollop of yak spew that once occupied the White House is being investigated quite thoroughly over the finances of his Scottish golf course. Simpleton mouth-breathers of Newsmax were enraged over Biden's inaugural speech. Nazi-esque Senator Rand Paul mumbled his usual racist-victimhood during an on-brand, ponderous word salad reaction to Joltin' Joe's big speech. Also, the confederate Keebler Elf from Kentucky seemed surprised he would be accused of being a white supremacist.

Alemayu and Bat talk the Mike Tyson fight, clout convos on Runyon Canyon, and strange views from the apartment | Thanks for watching or listening! | Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, follow on Spotify/Socials: https://linktr.ee/mekassa --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Sammie and Tegan finish the second book, EXILE, and discuss Keebler Elf cookies, Percy Jackson parallels, and Coldplay's "Fix You."

Episode 169 - You Know What They Say About Guys With Big Feet... If there is anything you can say about us, it's that we keep real. The argument could be made that we are the realest people you know. The fact that most of you have never seen us in person, yet you still believe in us, is all the proof anyone would need to know that we are the realest. We know, that logic is airtight, and that is precisely why we use it all the time. For example, we've never seen the elves that make our Keebler Elf cookies, but we believe in them, so they exist. We've never seen the owner of the voice on the other end of the phone when we call the time lady, but we believe that the soothing female voice is coming from a tentacled Lovecraftian time monster, so that's what it is. However probably the most obvious example is our belief in our most favorite of all the giant, hairy beasts. No, not F***ing Brian. We're talking about Bigfoot. So, grab some Sesh Squatch Session IPA from Empire Brewing, and join us for a discussion about two true tales of the realest monster around. Cheers!!! Follow us! Twitter: @thebuzzedkillPC Instagram: @thebuzzedkillpodcast Facebook.com/thebuzzedkillpodcast MOVIES WE DISCUSSED - ABOMINABLE (2006) - PRIMAL RAGE (2018)

After cutting down a Keebler Elf tree in their backyard, Nate and Bacon discover a colony of Trolls. One of them has her own radio show so they invite her on.⭐GUEST INFO⭐The Troll is performed by Ruth Green

Football things discussed: Bad OL we've faced warped our ideas of how good the defense holds up inside. Maryland had some good guards, managed to beat the DTs. Don Brown has warped our expectations for defense: aw man they got over 200 yards because of garbage time. Nico Collins has drawn 7 PIs this year, which is more than anyone in the country on a per throw basis because the leapy Kentucky guy whose quarterback is the source of the tagline. Michigan was pretty good at adjusting to Maryland trying their best not to get edged by having the backs cut back inside. Brian: backs haven't been leaving yards on the field. There's a line between rearranging the deck chairs and having some continuity. Hoops: Different reactions to getting up 30 and then it's 4. The Ivory Towers personnel: Castleton with Teske makes things very big. Brooks when he is shooting well is a starting two, still think Franz is going to be on the court when he's healthy. Craig argues this having not seen him play college yet—he's sold on Brooks at the two and Franz is at the three and Livers is at the four and Johns is on the bench. Doesn't like the Ivory Towers. State is good, until you get to the Keebler Elf. Gotta work inside-out, get something closer to Beilein's turnover rate.

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On this week's PKA, we've got internet sensation Chris "Bagel Boss" Morgan on the show and he gives us the 411 about what went down in that bagel shop and then Chris further discusses problems he's had going through life with people and dealing with his height, which relates to why he claims to be the prophet and MLK Jr. of anti-bullying and then once he bounces the guys watch some entertaining videos and talk Marvel Phase 4, because that's what happens when the Keebler Elf goes back to the trees.

Just when Dane thought they would marry, Shana's gone... After years of trying to resist their love affair, PI partners Dane & Shana are ready to tie the knot. But their visit to Shana's home in Australia goes terribly wrong when old enemies track her down. Dane & Shana travel to Australia so that Dane can meet her family, but they land in a minefield of problems. Shana's mother is being used as bait by an old enemy Shana helped convict in an old police pension fraud case. Now the case has been re-opened amid speculation that there was an insider involved. Someone is trying to set Shana up to take the fall. Dane and Shana need to find the dangerous traitor inside her old police department and bring them down to keep Shana out of jail--and to keep her alive. What readers are saying about the series- "I seriously never want this series to end, I love these people... and I can not wait for more!"--Debi, Goodreads Reviewer "I can’t get enough of them. I love reading about these wonderful characters that Stephanie has created and the world she has created for them."--Jenni Bishop, Goodreads Reviewer "WHY would you stop with just one book in this series? I love the banter between the main characters, the cat and mouse relationship, humor, challenge and even sensitivity."--Mom's Guilty Pleasure, Goodreads Reviewer If you love intense action and sizzling sensual tension mixed with witty banter, this is your series. Stephanie Queen has always been a writer–ever since second grade when the Nuns of Sacred Heart School got her hooked by offering fame–though not fortune–when she won first prize in their story contest. That was her first publishing gig. Since then Stephanie kept writing in the background while she built up a catalogue of life experiences. She went to UConn, got married had two sons who could star as heroes in any lucky girl’s romance story, got a Masters degree at Harvard University, worked a few jobs–Math teacher, Keebler Elf and desk jockey at various cubicle farms doing bureaucratic things. Then she finally put writing stories back into the foreground. Since then, Stephanie has published more than twenty-five novels and novellas. She teaches a class in novel writing and also speaks at libraries, conferences and workshops on writing and publishing. You can visit Stephanie online at stephaniequeen.com. Follow Pamela Fagan Hutchins, Author and Wine Women & Writing Radio for more real women, kicking ass and writing books, or visit pamelafaganhutchins.com and pick up a copy of her women's fiction mysteries. This is a copyrighted podcast solely owned by the Authors on the Air Global Radio Network. authorsontheair.com. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/wine-women-writing/support

The second Division begins with special guest John Estanislau. Another season of surprised continues today!Match 1: Agumon (Digimon) Vs. Slimer (Ghost Busters)Match 2: Keebler Elf (Cookies) Vs. Ben 10 Match 3: Match 1 Winner Vs. Match 2 Winner (listen to find out who it is!)Please subscribe and leave a review, let us know what you think!Keep up with usShow: @UFCPodMatt: @TheMattAcevedoChristian: @Christian_HumesYoutube: Youtube.com/ZyteHeistVideosWebsite: www.ZyteHeist.com/UFCPod Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 166: Erek (@erek_smith) recs Chernobyl and The People's Republic of Walmart, while Allison recs Adam Sandler's SNL, Vampire Weekend, the new trailers for It and Spider-Man: Far from Home, Bringing Down The House, and anti-recs Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile, and they discuss bitter, washed up hacks Allison's Patreon supporters can hear her bonus episode of Game of Thrones with The Struggle Bus's Sally Tamarkin! In bad news: Georgia just made it so people who terminate their pregnancies could receive life in prison, conservatives' full-court press to overturn Roe V. Wade and the U.N. says a million species could got extinct, but don't worry — Biden says he'll find a "middle ground" on climate change In good news: Ben Shapiro gets destroyed, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez  announces that everyone on her staff gets three months of paid paternal leave when they have a child, and shocker! The Gofundme campaign to build the wall is a bust Light Treason News is supported by members! To sign up and keep the show going, visit lighttreason.news

Self-starting, using your background to better your future, and not getting ripped off by poser brands are all part of our conversation with designer Jon Contino. In the process, we talk about Queens and LI HC, not being held up at gunpoint, six-figure debt, and the Keebler Elf's government name.

Join The Geeks as They talk about The Christmas Chronicles, Fantastic Beasts 2, KFC fire logs, The Avengers: Endgame and Much More!

* Welcome to the 2018 midterms, which will never ever #%$&ing end. * Light up a fat one in honor of the nation’s most reviled Keebler Elf, Jeff Sessions. * Podcast friends! Check out the podcast Other People’s Lives for the inside scoop on being a 40-year-old virgin, a ghost hunter, and much more. * The good: over 1 million Floridians had voting rights re-instated, over 100 women were elected to congress, Democrats took control of the House, the first openly gay governor was elected in Colorado, and the Beto effect trickled down to the state level. * The bad (and expected): Republicans maintain control of the Senate, Democrats already infighting about Nancy Pelosi, and several key races still too close to call. * The ugly: Voter suppression in Georgia, Trump White House bans Jim Acosta, and with Jeff Sessions fired, Trump has a new lapdog overseeing the Mueller investigation. * In The Spin Room, Trump, Huckabee-Sanders, and Conway make appearances to defend the President’s post-midterm rhetoric. * We take out the Mailbag and touch on some of your questions: outsider funding for elections, vegetarianism, NaNoWriMo, and gay bath houses. * This week’s episode is sponsored by [SquareSpace](http://www.squarespace.com/mill) (use offer code MILL) and [Policy Genius](http://www.policygenius.com) - support the show by supporting these companies! And in this week’s installment of After Dark, available to $2+ Patrons: * The Number returns with a midterms edition! How much student loan debt could have been paid off with the amount spent on this election? * We Surprise Bitch three listeners. Two pick up the phone, and one gets an interesting voicemail from Andrew. * Laura gets some intel on where in Canada she can move to (she’s sort of not kidding).

This is part 2 of our interviews from the AIMExpo 2018. So many people to talk to, so many bikes to see, so many connections made. Really great event. We start off by talking about Liza and her crazy luck gambling, then we head over to the Skully booth, where we hear Terry giving his spiel to Naked Jim, and we get to try out these helmets and see what they really can do. Then we talk to Mike and Kim from Vanson Leathers. They've been making race suits and gear for decades, and continue to make quality products right here in the USA. Next up we hear from Nak, who has a chance to check out Honda's new Super Cub. Is it as cool in person as we are hoping it to be? Listen and find out. Then we talk to the guys at Sea Foam, and ask the question "What exactly does this product do?" The answer is, more than you thought. We also talked to the guys at the EBC Brakes booth, to find out what the difference is between the different types and pads, and which is the right one for your bike. We also find out about Danny, who is their real life Keebler Elf. We run into listener Joe Rubino, and find out what have been some of his highlights from the show so far. Then we talk to Avery at the Suzuki display. He gives us the scoop on the upgrades to bikes like the SV650 and the Vstrom. Pretty cool stuff happening there. Lastly we finish up with our experience at one of the best supercross races we've ever seen. Never look back, is all I'm going to say about this. With Liza, Nak and Naked Jim. Call and leave us a message at 831-291-5112 Go to www.motorcyclesandmisfits.com to find the links to our Facebook, Instagram, Youtube, Patreon and more. And send us an email at recyclemotorcyclegarage@gmail.com

Whether you are writing fiction, Non-Fiction, a memoir, or are just into creative writing this is the podcast for you. This podcast is more than just about how to write as we cover the why's, when's, and where's of writing. Shelly Devlin is away so Mandra Biscornet and Deborah Monk interview Stephanie Queen and Mishka Thebaud. Mishka is a professional actor who is currently recording Stephanie's book into audio form. Learn: What are the advantages to going audio? What are the costs involved? What is the process to finding the right narrator? Do you market audio books differently than regular books. Stephanie Queen has always been a writer–ever since second grade when the Nuns of Sacred Heart School got her hooked by offering fame–though not fortune–when she won first prize in their story contest. That was her first publishing gig. Since then Stephanie kept writing in the background while she built up a catalogue of life experiences. She went to UConn, got married had two sons who could star as heroes in any lucky girl's romance story, got a Masters degree at Harvard University, worked a few jobs–Math teacher, Keebler Elf and desk jockey at various cubicle farms doing bureaucratic things. Then she finally put writing stories back into the foreground. Since then, Stephanie has published more than twenty-five novels and novellas. She teaches a class in novel writing and also speaks at libraries, conferences and workshops on writing and publishing. May you be inspired, feel empowered, and B. Well.  All this and more on this week's episode of The Writer's Block Podcast recorded at the Studio 21 Podcast Café and hosted on the United Podcast Network.

Wherein we meet a Keebler Elf with a questionable sense of due process rights, Hogwarts undergoes some frankly much-needed personnel changes, and I discuss the role of humor in the book.

One this episode we welcome Jeff back from a much needed vacation just in time to witness our government slipping closer into a Theocracy as U.S. Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III cites bible verses in defense of the US deterrence policy of punishing illegal border crossers by separating children from their parents. In an attempt to not play second fiddle to a Keebler Elf when it comes to spouting bible verses, VP Mike Pence gives a speech at The Southern Baptist Convention in Dallas, Tx. to mixed reviews. We wrap up the show with a discussion about the similarities and differences between Atheist and Anti-Theist.   Links: Jeff Sessions:https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/06/14/jeff-sessions-points-to-the-bible-in-defense-of-separating-immigrant-families/?utm_term=.b9bf14b0e95f   The Southern Baptist Convention: https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/13/politics/vp-pence-speaks-to-southern-baptists/index.html https://www.npr.org/2018/06/14/619806451/pence-speech-riles-some-as-southern-baptists-moderates-gain-strength https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/religion/2018/06/11/georgia-church-expelled-southern-baptist-convention-over-racial-discrimination-chargeswr/675447002/    Genetically Modified Skeptic: Youtube page: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG1uayRlzz3ahT8ISRdyw7Q Awful Objections to Anti-Theism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ7l1klmen8     Friendly Atheist: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/05/24/atlanta-billboard-declares-supernatural-belief-the-enemy-of-humanity/     Mister Deity: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOrE5EE4JH3CGwDQTsA2t_A   Bill Donohue: https://www.catholicleague.org/would-religion-have-saved-bourdain/   Wired: https://www.wired.com/story/sam-harris-and-the-myth-of-perfectly-rational-thought/   The Bible Says What!? https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bible-says-what/id1383942979?mt=2   Email - Godlessheathens@yahoo.com Twitter - @godlesspodcast - Proudly blocked by Ken Ham!! Facebook Discussion Group - https://www.facebook.com/228801104333716/  Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/GodlessHeathens -  Any help is greatly appreciated

This week on Kellz Radio: Sessions the lying Keebler Elf, Boosting Balls, the destruction of the Black Twitter, still fuck Papa John's and AHS Cult

This week we talk about two different Kurdistans, the right to housing, and the world's most racist Keebler elf giving a talk here in Oklahoma, as well as why you shouldn't have an erection lasting more than four hours. Come give it a listen and don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and like us on Facebook!

Step inside the Video Vault as JB and Eddie discuss WWE No Mercy and uncover everything from The Miz's excellent run with the Intercontinental Championship, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose's realness as a tag team, the future of the Monday Night Raw Women's Division, and just why Brock Lesnar needs to never be the Universal Champion or hold any other major belt ever again! Plus, Neville as a Keebler Elf, how Roman Reigns should have been booked after Wrestlemania, and perhaps the podcast's signature catchphrase??

Michael’s new iPad is delivered, Casey runs a makeup class, and Greg gets giddy over the Mario Odyssey trailer.

Ever wonder what it would be like to have a Racist Keebler Elf as Attorney General? Well, Jeff Sessions is as close as we're going to get

Ever wonder what it would be like to have a Racist Keebler Elf as Attorney General? Well, Jeff Sessions is as close as we're going to get

The Keebler Elf we deserve, Smoking guns, and Snowflake of the Year https://soundcloud.com/topazjones/howlin-to-the-moon https://soundcloud.com/imperialbeats/imperial-kinetik-travel-the-map-feat-oddisee 

On this New To You show from March 2, 2007, Monica, Lian and Lian focus on what they have learned about civility from Dr. Forni. Plus remember the days before Uber and Lyft? Monica tells a tale of a taxi ride gone horribly wrong in Santa Monica. In the world before Uber or Lyft, Monica has a bad experience with Taxi Taxi in Santa Monica. Remember those bad old days? Calm. Spring. Kind. Those are the three elements of Dr. Forni’s definition of civility. We are doing our best to live up to his challenge. Lian has a bullying problem with her son that balloons into a political semi-scandal in her neighborhood. Liz wants to know if you can ever tell a sick co-worker to go home. Keebler Elf dies. RIP. Lian practices grocery store anthropology to figure out how she could have made an egregious mistake.

Andrew met Bruce Springsteen and died from exposure. RIP. But he'll be resurrected in time for election night - where we'll all be hanging out in D.C. to watch the results roll in. Think you might want to join? Let us know here. BREAKING NEWS: Using loopholes to avoid paying millions in taxes unironically lauded by campaign whose slogan is "law and order." "How to Win at Debating by Being a Keebler Elf," a novel, by Tim Kaine. Hidden from the Headlines brings us the story of the poor, downtrodden plastic industry, yearning for freedom from France's tyrannical environmental laws. #NotTheOnion Fuck Off, Cupid - and an associated tirade against people who can't handle rejection. And in this week's After Dark: Laura's been vlogging live from her car - what are some of our biggest pet peeves re: rules of the road and terrible drivers? AP Choice investigates. AP Choice also asks us about marriage. Where do we stand on it? Will any of us attain it? Why do listeners email us asking why we aren't already? More at 10.