Loper & Randi in The Morning

Today we celebrate Kelly's Birthday. We go over some of the best songs to play on the 4th of July. Loper took little Knox Loper fishing and tore em up. How many unread emails do you have? Should gaming be taught in school? R. Kelly was sentenced to 30 years is prison. Plus, Helium Theater, America Fact or Fiction, beehive crash, first whistling scrotum, Travis Barker update, airline complaints and more!

4th of July injuries have been on the rise over the past decade. 3% of people have not used a pen or pencil in over a year. UFOs and alien life are out there, but can they get here? If you went to jail, would you rather be in solitary confinement or general population? Another bison attack happened at Yellowstone. Plus, Egg Roulette, Travis Barker hospitalized, AirBnB party ban, favorite pie, January 6 hearing, free legal advice and more!

Dr. Joe Gastaldo joins us to discuss Monkey Pox and Covid-19. Will Johnny Depp make a new Pirates of the Caribbean movie? Stranger Things fans want answers to these questions. A worker at Subway was shot and killed for putting too much mayonaisse on a sandwich. A Man air dropped a picture of penis to everyone on his flight. Plus, Treadmill Trivia, flying hotel, cassette tapes, Tecumseh, Yoko Ono and more!

We recap the bass tournament and a mishap Loper had with his pontoon boat. What would you be willing to use if the public bathroom you were in had no toilet paper? 40% of men shave their nipples. We revisit the time Loper got waxed. Plus, Tecumseh, Ben Affleck, Roe v Wade, Huge Mail Sack and more!

A listener wanted advice on dealing with a mom and kids who stole a bike from his yard sale. We debut a brand new song from Ozzy Osbourne's upcoming new album. Do you know someone in your life that was married, got divorced, and then remarried later? Plus, Norovirus outbreak, naked pickle ball, New Music Friday, Juul ban and more!

Ohio State has successfully trademarked 'THE' for merchandise. 6% of people think it is okay to pee in the swimming pool. A Colorado man stole a police car and then responded to a call on police radio. Amazon is making it so Alexa will be able to speak to you in a past relative's voice...what could go wrong? Plus, Helium Theater, fireworks drama, pickle Juice, Brad Pitt, gas tax and more!

Loper somehow lost 10 pounds since yesterday. The threat of sharks is increasing. Some idiot shot and killed a blad eagle. Loper has a 10 second test that will tell you if you can expect to live longer. We play a game of 'Hit The Post' for tickets to Inkcarceration. Plus, Lake Meade, water issues, Tecumseh update, flying tips, Snowflake Mountain, First Kill, prostate exams and more!

Carson daly and his wife have gotten a sleep divorce...has this ever worked for you? Qatar is allowing no fun at the world Cup this year. Elon Musk has been disowned by his transdaughter. Randi is starting to make sales in her thrifting store. A Cedar Point roller coaster won a prestigious award. Plus, first day of summer, Treadmill Trivia, Comfest, bass tournament and more!

According to a study, women need more downtime than men. 8% of people are afraid of the dark, what are you afraid of? If success was guaranteed, what would you want to be doing with your life? A listener wants advice on how to deal with her fiance's marriage contract idea. Plus, Charlie Sheen's daughter, Pete Davidson's new special, Amber Heard, Inkcarceration and more!

Loper's friend bought a $30,000 boat without asking his wife first and she is not having it. People are upset with AEP. Another Game Of Thrones spinoff is in the works. We play a game of Firework or Sex Toy. Tommy Lee of Motley Crue has broken ribs. There is a new Beavis & Butthead series coming along with the new movie. Plus, bad Father's Day gifts, Tom Hanks gets mad, New Music Friday, Jackass, and more!

Kelly's puppy caused her great stress and injury yesterday. Dr. Fauci tested positive for Covid. A listener wants help because her boyfriend refuses to ask her dad for permission to marry her. Jumping someone else's train really bothers people. Travel to all Disney Parks on a private jet for one low price. Plus, Helium Theater, Bam Margera, interest rates, deaths that shook you and more!

Ohio is suffering power outages all over the state and some are happening on purpose. Stranger Things, Season 4, is breaking Netflix records. People are really becoming stressed out over how they look on Zoom calls. You can play in a reality version of Squid Games. Plus, Egg Roulette, buying concert tickets, Britney Spears vs her brother, free legal advice and more!

Charlie Sheen's daughter just turned 18 and immediately joined OnlyFans. Lady Gaga will be in the new Joker movie which is a musical. Joan Jett wants to stop the sexual assault of dolphins. Father's Day plans and dad pet peeves. We play a game of Sex Toy or Firework. Plus, nasal spray addiction, Eastland Mall, Treadmill Trivia, Loper's Popcorn and more!

A listener is at the end of his rope with his wife being late to everything they do and he wants some advice. Listeners call in to do impressions of their dads for tickets to see Beartooth. There is a tampon shortage in the country. We can tell you where you can and can't light up commercial grade fireworks. Plus, heat wave, Tuttle Mall shooting, Ozzy is having surgery, counterfeit money, and more!

Randi has a thrifting problem and it might be time for an intervention. Britney Spears' ex-husband crashed her wedding. When were you fired from a job and then almost immediately unfired? The new TikTok challenge is just as stupid as all the other ones. These college degrees will not get you very far for a long time. Plus, New Music Friday, sriracha sauce shortage, collectibles, Indian Lake problem and more!

Loper's friend and his wife are not speaking after a dust up at a Cincinnati Reds game that he had nothing to do with. Geico has been sued because someone got an STD in the back of a car. What did you vandalize and get in trouble for in the past? Now we have a tampon shortage. Plus, Helium Theater, Family Matters, LIV Tournament, Live PD and more!

If you won the lottery, would you not want anyone to know it? Young girls are becoming depressed due to obsessing over their looks on social media. Todd and Juile Chrisley from 'Chrisley Knows Best' have been found guilty of fraud and tax evasion. Thailand is using forced labor on monkeys. Plus, Egg Roulette, high school reunions, Seals and Crofts, torty cats, free legal advcie and more!

Marlon Brando used to get banned from AOL....where have you been banned and why? Europe has started doing four day work weeks and we want ours. The new Taco Bell restaurants will have multiple drive thru lanes and no contact ordering. Elon Musk's deal to buy Twitter has hit a snag. Plus, Treadmill Trivia, Beavis 7 Butthead's new movie, Match Game, LIV golf league, bigger animals and more!

A listener just found out her husband is a sperm donor and she isn't having it. A guy crashed his car bad while receiving oral favors. Loper recaps the weekend at the Memorial Tournament which included Rory McIlroy insulting Muirfield milkshakes. Tips on the best way to survive music festivals. Plus, WWE Smackdown, Wizard of Oz in theaters, Stranger Things, trombone vs bear and more!

Loper has secured his part in the outdoor drama, Tecumseh, and has all the details. We have a recap of the first day at the Memorial Tournament. Kim Kardashian says she just wanted sex from Pete Davidson and not a relationship at first. Dealing with acne in high school really sucks. Plus, New Music Friday, the Scripps Spelling Bee, Amber Heard's net worth, Nester the Molester and more!

The verdict is finally in on Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard. The last Howard Johnsons restaurant has closed. A lot of food delivery people are sampling your food. Being married helps keep you alive longer. There is now a movie popcorn shortage. Plus, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Stranger Things, Memorial Tournament, Huge Mail Sack, Tecumseh, the queen's jubilee and more!

A Grove City girl was killed by a bison at Yellowstone Park. A kid found a live World War I grenade on a beach. A local girl had some creep jump in her car at Polaris Target in broad daylight. 9 year old Knox Loper was told he didn't make the swim team at a friggin neighborhood pool. Plus, Randi's thrifting gifts, Stranger Things, Egg Roulette, Facebook sperm donor, free legal advice and more!

Loper and Randi share their visit to Papa Boos at Buckeye Lake. The Mona Lisa got pied. Which is better in a donut....cream or custard? Tests show that fish contain traces of a lot of the drugs we take. Super soakers make great pet trainers. Plus, the Memorial tournament, night owls, Treadmill Trivia, Depp vs Heard, work salaries, and more!

Netflix has issued a warning about the new season of Stranger Things. Winnie the Pooh is about to become a horror movie. Smoking cigarettes back in the 70's was a very different thing than it is today. Randi got her mom hooked on thrifting. Plus, New Music Friday, the Michelob guy, WWE Smackdown, Dirty Minds, Tecumseh and more!

Loper announces that he may have a part in Tecumseh this summer and you are all invited. Walmart is stepping up tactics to stop shoplifting at self checkout. Compare your junk drawer to Loper and Randi's drawer. WWE Diva, Natalya, calls in to talk Smackdown. Plus, Helium Theater, Match Game, gas prices, Depp vs Heard trial and more!

Now that Loper and Randi have been here for 10 years, we had to spice things up with some new jingles. Pornhub turned 15 years old yesterday. People are googling everything about monkey pox. The top 10 cities that hate billionaires. Plus, Egg Roulette, the WWE game, Teletubby destruction, free legal advice and more!

Randi was in another tennis match that got ugly and the B word got thrown out there. Loper differs with Randi on fun extra things to do on their upcoming trip to Disney World. The new season of Stranger Things drops this Friday. We now know what species has the biggest butts in the animal kingdom. Plus, Treadmill Trivia, WWE Smackdown, the last payphone, cruises, Dwayne Haskins and more!

Bobaflex joined us in studio this morning to announce a reunion show. Loper questions Randi's sense of smell and she isn't having it. How many hours does it take to become best friends? Randi stole her mom's car. Loper has deer issues. Plus, bull riding, bullfighting, smoked meats, Huge Mail Sack, acie bowls and more!

Loper and Randi sat down for a great interview with Jelly Roll.

Number 1 rock artist, Jelly Roll, joins us in studio for a fantastic interview. Loper had an event at the Fortress in Obetz last night and was held hostage by a train. People are fighting over baby formula. Plus, New Music Friday, Britney Griner, Johnny Depp, the spirit world and more!

How much money would you have to make to consider yourself rich? A girl walked up behind her boyfriend in the kitchen and caught him peeing in the sink. Ringling Brothers circus will go on, but without animals. Plus, Monkey Pox, living unkempt, baby formula, Ozzy's clothing thief and more!

Loper and Randi are back from Florida where they returned to the nude beach, had a devastating accident, and got a pat on the butt from an old high school classmate. We get set for tonight's Halestorm concert to kick off the Blitz 30th Anniversary concert series. Plus, Egg Roulette, free legal advice, lost luggage, paid menstrual time off and more!

Randi comes back from her trip to Carolina. She has stories of stolen pizza, a short love affair, and a ghost hunt. New Music Friday is loaded. Elon Musk has stipulations with his twitter purchase. Loper compares airline experiences, and more!

We celebrate Loper's birthday today as well as 10 years of the show on the Blitz. Thick Rick is going fishing, but not to catch fish. We play the game 'Hit The Post' for Halestorm tickets. Is Pete Davidson better than anyone at flirting? Plus, backed up vlogs, the bitcoin plunge, Helium Theater and more!

The I-Pod is now a thing of the past. People who take a break from social media are happier. Little Knox Loper threw a fit at the post office because his sister, Kaylee, was selling his favorite sweatsuit. Columbus weather is just like a crazy girlfriend or boyfriend. Plus, Mr. Beast, Treadmill Trivia, gas prices, free legal advice and more!

Is Amber Heard snorting cocaine in the courtroom? The Alabama fugitives were caught in in Indiana. More bodies have been found in Lake Mead. Lou Malnati's pizza is coming to Columbus. Plus, Treadmill Trivia, dirty Minds, baby formula shortage, axolotls, bearded dragons and more!

A 26 year old listener wants advice on dealing with his family over his 20 year old girlfriend. The Kentucky Derby saw the second biggest upset in the history of the race. Fred Savage was fired from the new Wonder Years show. New Orleans is the number one city for herpes. Plus, death in the Bahamas, Ozark, dolphin assisted birth, Formula 1, Halestorm and more!

Cinco de Mayo did Loper in yesterday. Ted Nugent ripped Rolling Stone magazine for ranking Joan Jett a top 100 guitarist. Standing in various lines for rich people is now a career. Amber Heard continues her performance in court against Johnny Depp. Plus, New Music Friday, thrifting, Mother's Day gifts, Blue Collar Holler and more!

We celebrate Cinco de Mayo today. Rappers in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame. There are a lot of web sites dedicated to foot fetishes. How do you keep track of all your internet passwords? We play a game of 'Mexican or Not' ofr Breaking Benjamin tickets. Plus, Goose calls in, using drones in war, admitting you are wrong, best donuts, Helium Theater and more!

We celebrate Star Wars day today. Greg Harris, the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame CEO, calls in to announce this year's inductees. Women over 40 think about sex 25% of their day. A Michigan man has been selling marijuana in a vending machine. Fitness guru, Cory Gregory, joins the show. Plus, Mother's Day wishes, dandelion issues, Egg Roulette, free legal advice and more!

Randi reads real workplace memos that many people can relate to. Pete Davidson already got a tattoo of the initials of Kim Kardashian's kids. A woman pees off a broken ride at Disneyland. We have a ranking of the best tasting meats. A shoplifter in Australia tried to hide items in a baby stroller. Plus, Treadmill Trivia, Dr. Stranger, What's In Randi's Box, Cinco de Mayo, airline tickets and more!

A listener doesn't know what to do about her mom constantly shaming her fiance and bringing up her old boyfriend. Loper got video from his daughter's pre-prom festivities, but then got shamed for his music choice. A guy blamed his girl's dog for farting and cost them thousands. Penis arm guy finally got the penis off his arm and back where it is suppose to be. Plus, Cobra Kai, Steakhouse or Gay Bar, hibachi grills, Paul McCartney and more!

Sharon Osbourne announced that Ozzy has Covid. An A.I. microwave tried to kill a man. We have concluded that Shania Twain's music was really bad. People who dress fance arenot team players. Plus, calling someone doctor at home, funny pet stuff, New Music Friday, the dirty word spelling bee and more!

Loper wants to get some venus fly traps, but he wants big ones. Today is National Superhero Day...who is your favorite? A dad catches a foul ball at a Reds game while feeding his newborn baby. Licking County commissioner candidate, Bill Hayes, suggested having a feral cat season to lower the population. Plus, Dirty Minds, Helium Theater, Yum Dungies, Ohio Reformatory and more!

Jodie Sweetin from Full House calls in for an interview. Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox drink each others' blood. Randi keeps going thrifting and Loper says the house is filling with junk. Apparently it is now wrong to complement someone for their weight loss. Plus, Coronovirus, Egg Roulette, Johnny Depp, gambling by state, Howard Stern and more!

We started the day with the biggest mess in the building. When it comes to dating, do you call these red flags or green flags? A guy called his wife's hoohah a black hole while she was giving birth. Donald Trump says he will not return to Twitter. Plus, Treadmill Trivia, Dirty Minds, Johnny Depp, The Way down, texting evolution and more!

Randi was quite embarrassed at her friend's party of the weekend. We have a full recap of the Shinedown concert from Saturday night. There are some techy prep things you should definitely do before you die. Would you want a urinal in your home bathroom? Plus, Taco Bell Defy, astrology, golf course home damage, Elon Musk buying Twitter, falling in an outhouse and more!

Little Knox Loper has pulled off the ultimate scam in order to get an awesome school lunch. Mike Tyson punched a guy on a Jet Blue flight. We play Match Game for tickets to Inkcarceration. Testicle tanning can improve your testerone. Plus, New Music Friday, Bill Murray, Johnny Depp, Netflix, CNN Plus and more!

The 9-1-1 calls from the night Dwayne Haskins was killed have been released. Gamers over 65 years old go hard. A listener was criticized at work for her attire and she wants our opinion. What it takes to sell recreational marijuana at your medicinal dispensory. What would you do if you could back in time 30 years for just 72 hours? Plus, refrigerator shopping, Capitol evacuation, the Santa Maria downtown, Dr. William Husel and more!

Today we celebrate Four Twenty, one of the greatest holidays of the year. We have a list of musical artists and what they demand on tour in their dressing rooms. Johnny Depp takes the stand in his divorce trial with Amber Heard. We play Hippe Band or Crippie Stran for tickets to Inkcarceration. Plus, Egg Roulette, 4-20 food deals, Will and Jada drama, free legal advice and more!

A woman is more likely to cheat if she has one of these. Little Knox Loper made his granny cry. We have survival tips you always thought were true, but they are myths. The Mexican Pizza is coming back to Taco Bell. Loper was the dojo master at 14 years old. Plus, Treadmill Trivia, Dirty Minds, Jesse Watters admission, childhood dogsMetal Lords and more!