Tom Kelly Show

Chanel Omari created and starred in the short lived Bravo TV series Real Princesses Of Long Island. The show was about a real group of fun young Jewish Women from Long Island. She is also a stand up comedian and radio personality. How does coming so close to your dreams coming true . . . and then having them fizzle affect your mentality? Was she friends with the Real Princesses after Bravo? What did the Jewish community think of her show? Plus a rather deep conversation about being a comedian and club politics. Intagram: Chanel Omari

Verizon's customer service is so bad, Tom Kelly suspects it's secretly run by Mint Mobile. Joined by the brilliantly dry Steve Burger at Roosevelt Field — the last thriving mall on Long Island — Tom unloads about tech drama, AI sabotage, exploding boba, and content creation chaos. Yes, we talk Teslas. Yes, Tom has GPS trust issues. Yes, we buy mangoes in traffic.

Tom Kelly has been a man in professional and mid life crisis since the pandemic hit five years ago—and he's been trying to make sense of the world ever since. In this heartfelt and funny episode, Tom shares a personal story about why he trusts psychic medium Winter Brook Ryan. Based in Northport, Long Island, Winter Brook explains what it really means to be a psychic medium and why she left behind a career as a lawyer to pursue her calling. Tom asks some personal questions about where to take his life in the next year and gets a message from his grandmother. The question is . . . which one? Winter's Website: Winter's Instagram: Winter's Facebook: 

Comedian Olga Namer joins Tom Kelly for a wildly funny and disarmingly honest episode of The Tom Kelly Show. They dive into Long Island nightlife, Jewish family expectations, dating disasters, TikTok comedians, and the shame of wearing a Breathe Right strip in bed. The edibles are in full effect, but so is the heart. Comedy, chaos, and a crash course in boiling the perfect egg—this one has it all. 

Chanel Omari – comedian, podcast host (Chanel in the City on iHeartRadio), and breakout star of Bravo's Princesses of Long Island - shares she changed phone numbers and a 9 year old got her phone number. Now her old contacts, celebrities, Real Housewives from Bravo and maybe even Andy Cohen himself might be texting with a 9 year old (thinking it is Chanel). Tom shares his encounter texting with the 9 Year Old who has Chanel's old phone number. 

Comedian Olga Namer pops into the New York studio—and pops an edible—for a hilarious, honest, and surprisingly deep conversation. From growing up Orthodox Jewish in Brooklyn to smoking weed (kind of) with Owen Wilson, Olga dishes on life, love, ChatGPT therapy, and being just high enough to spill it all. Tom and Olga explore: Anxiety and edibles  Why comedians outsource their self-worth What it means to grow up modern Orthodox The chaos of dating as a Jewish woman in NYC The power (and limits) of ChatGPT as your therapist  

A week ago, Tom Kelly made a joke about asking President Donald Trump to Save the Massapequa Chief. A week ago, Tom Kelly made a joke about asking President Donald Trump to Save the Massapequa Chief. Tom promised to deliver 100 All American Hamburgers if President Trump saved the Massapequa Chief. Now reality is mimicking comedy . . . This week, President Trump is in the White House with Fox News's Brian Kilmeade making it happen. President Donald Trump has asked Secretary of Education Linda McMahon to save Massapequa mascot . . . the Massapequa Chief. The U.S. Department of Education announced Friday it plans to investigate whether New York education officials are being discriminatory by threatening to withhold funding if a Long Island school district doesn't stop using a Native American-themed logo.

Tom and his buddy Steve hit the road to revisit classic Long Island spots like the now-closed Baldwin Coach Diner, Merrick's infamous No Tell Motel (a.k.a. the Short Stay hotel), and the bittersweet farewell at the Massapequa Soccer Shop. 

Tom Kelly kicks off a brand-new concept: interview a guest while their car gets an oil change in 10 minutes or less at Auto Spa in Williston Park, Long Island. Today's guest? Comedian, lawyer, and mom-of-two Carla Oakerson, here to talk comedy, kids, dating disasters, and defending Tom's honor on Facebook's Are We Dating The Same Guy Long Island? Carla Oakerson On Instagram: Carlaoakerson  Autospa of Williston Part: AutoSpaWillis    

Step inside the imaginative world of sculptor and mosaic artist Kevin Champeny, known for creating thousands of tiny hand-cast urethane objects and transforming them into large-scale, mesmerizing works of art. From life size gummy bear sculptures to Donald Trump portraits made of middle fingers, Kevin's art blurs the line between chaos and order, realism and abstraction. What starts as a joke about a giant gummy bear turns into the deepest conversation you'll hear all week. Tom Kelly talks with mosaic artist Kevin Champeny about creating sculptures made of thousands of tiny objects — including 10,000 middle fingers forming a portrait of Trump. They talk about art, fame, defiance, surviving toxic jobs, and whether you need a fairy godfather to chase your dream. 

Is Levittown, Long Island Weird? Tom Kelly and guest Steve Burger discuss the movie Levittown documentary Wonderwall. What's the difference between Facebook hatemail and Instagram hatemail? Tom finds a Syosset High School Diploma and a teenage girl's diary on a street corner in New York City. Plus: A few memories of the Sunrise Mall in Massapequa and why one video about Rose's Pizza in Penn Station went viral on TikTok.

Long Island News Nostalgia and Nonsense as Tom Kelly shares his thoughts on Massapequa, Long Island's first Saint Patrick's Day parade and what htey should have done instead.

Is Chat GPT a replacement or supplement for therapy? Is it a replacement or supplement for friendship? Long Island based comedian Tom Kelly has been experimenting with using Chat GPT as both. Tom has been writing deeply personal daily "Morning Pages" journals every day as a part of Julia Cameron's Artist's Way. - Based on these intimate handwritten notes, Tom asked Chat GPT "What's wrong with Tom Kelly? Please be brutal with your advice." - Tom asked real world friend and mentor Janette Barber of Sirius XM, the Rosie O'Donnell Show, The View, to analyze what Chat GPT thinks is wrong with Tom Kelly. - THEN we ask Chat GPT to give the same advice but as Kim Kardshian. You will be shocked by the difference in tone and the quality of the advice. - This is possibly the most personal episode of the Tom Kelly Show in 5 years! But also fun and uplifting!

Is there a COST and a VALUE of being right? When is the value greater to just shut your mouth? Tom is a guest on the Governor's Comedy Club "Knock Em Dead" podcast. Tom is ambushed by someone he may or may not have wronged . . . but definitely irritated. Tom shares another story where he would have been better off just keeping his mouth shut. 

It is the “Who's Who Of Who's Not Whom” in New York City comedy.  The Comic Strip Live Audition Lottery. Once a year, the Comic Strip Live holds a lottery for comedians who want to work regular paid spots at their club to get a date to get an audition.  They are the only Manhattan club to offer such an open audition. Once a year, anyone can walk off the street get a ticket and get a date to perform. Some years, the line for an audition can get very long.  Meet the 2025 comedians who got on the line first.  Experience the camaraderie.  Also see the moment we found out that Gene Hackman died. Appearances By: Comic Strip Live: @TheComicStripLive Don Wickes @Dan_Wickes Kate McWhitey @KateMcWhitey Kyle Lewis: @KeepItFiveStar Antoine Nesserella: antoinenessralla Keith Chase: @KeithTheShortGuy Sekou Ali:@ComedyDetective Linda Marcus Smith  

Elon Musk challenges federal workers to list their top 5 accomplishments—what would YOU say if your boss asked why you deserve your job? Plus: • Lester Holt's Farewell: Breaking news as Lester Holt steps down from NBC Nightly News, with Tom paying a heartfelt tribute. • Long Island Town Nicknames: Hilariously and crass and informal town nicknames. • Comedy Chaos: Watch Tom hilariously harass a step family during a comedy show. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more trending topics and exclusive insights!  #ElonMusk #NBCNightlyNews #LesterHolt #FederalWorkers #Comedy #LongIsland 

Tom Appears on Christian Bladt's Bladtcast.  The two discuss. California Wildfires: Christian shares his experience with wildfires in Southern California, emphasizing the importance of emergency preparedness. Tom Kelly's Visit to LA: Tom spent 16 days in Los Angeles, adapting to the culture and traffic differences compared to New York. He humorously compares driving behaviors in both states. Celebrity Encounters: Tom and Christian recall their breakfast outing where they spotted actor J.K. Simmons. Christian discouraged Tom from approaching him, which led to jokes about Hollywood etiquette. Comedy and Podcasting: Tom shares insights about his career, reflecting on the challenges of staying relevant in the entertainment industry. They also discuss various comedy-related podcasts and personalities, including Who Are These Podcasts?, Joe Matarese, and Stuttering John Melendez. SNL 50th Anniversary: The hosts speculate about the upcoming Saturday Night Live special, including whether Dennis Miller might attend. Aging and Appearance: Tom reflects on going gray and the moment a stranger mistook him for Christian's father, prompting him to consider dyeing his hair.

Neighborhood Survants is a 501c that has partnered with multiple community organizations to support families affected by the Eaton Fire through their Dena Relief Donation Hub. Tom Kelly and the team from the $100,000 Pyramid volunteered for a day to help out.  Plus our friend Franklin sends us two songs by Jerry Fontanez of Jay Givianson Music. Could these end up being new Tom Kelly Show theme songs? Plus more!  Neighborhood Survants Tom Kelly Theme Song Information    

"How Did the Los Angeles Wildfires of 2025 Get Out of Control?" The Los Angeles wildfires of 2025 devastated the city, leaving many wondering: how did things spiral so far out of control? In this episode, we sit down with Paul, the independent journalist behind the popular Instagram account Street People of Los Angeles, which documents the city's crime, homelessness, and urban decline. In a rare and candid interview, Paul shares his insights on the policies and decisions that may have paved the way for this disaster. Was it the leadership of Mayor Karen Bass? The influence of DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) initiatives? Budget cuts? Or the role of LAFD Chief Kristin Crowley? Paul argues that the roots of this crisis were planted years ago and explores how Los Angeles's policies may be setting a dangerous precedent for other cities across the nation. This is a thoughtful, eye-opening conversation about urban management, policy failures, and the broader implications for cities everywhere. Tune in to hear the story behind the smoke.    Show Notes: Street People Of Los Angeles:  Charity Tom Has Volunteered With Neighborhood Survants  

it's a wild ride of mixology, memorable moments, and celebrity encounters! Tom and his longtime friend Mike share hilarious stories from their night out, including a visit to the swanky bar Scarlet—owned by none other than Michael Imperioli (Christopher Moltisanti from The Sopranos). Plus: Tom gets a new toilet seat and shares the hilarity behind the upgrade. Tom has a great time but turns into a Scrooge watching A Christmas Carol at Long Island's Argyle Theatre. A cautionary tale about the scam ticket website GoTickets.com and how to avoid getting ripped off.  

Tom dives into the chaos of holiday gift-giving, awkward family moments, and the world of canceled celebrities. Joined by his lifelong friend Mike, the two reminisce about their childhood radio show dreams while tackling big topics with sharp humor. From giving "questionable" books as gifts to launching the new Canceled Celebrity Book Club, this episode is packed with laugh-out-loud moments and a few cringe-worthy ones too. Highlights: Awkward holiday gift-giving stories (including a Shane Dawson book fail!) Tom's attempt to become "Book Uncle" for his nieces and nephews. A deep dive into why celebrities like Bill Cosby, R. Kelly, and J.K. Rowling are "canceled." The announcement of the Canceled Celebrity Book Club! Nostalgic moments with Mike as they recall their childhood radio days. Books Mentioned: How to Survive Any Disaster Yes Please by Amy Poehler I Hate My Selfie by Shane Dawson Soulacoaster: The Diary of Me by R. Kelly Fatherhood by Bill Cosby Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling

Tom reviews the chaotic TikTok and Instagram footage from the gun scare at Long Island's Roosevelt Field Mall on Friday, December 27th. In this episode: Will a Star Wars-themed wedding lead to a happily-ever-after? Tom's wild idea: seducing a new bride who lost her groom. A hilariously creepy encounter in Savannah. Would you invest in Hawk Tuah's version of bitcoin? Don't miss the laughs, surprises, and good old-fashioned fun! Like, comment, and subscribe for more!

Drone and UFO sightings have been the rage on Long Island, New York, Rockland County, New York, New Jersey and other suburban areas along the East Coast. Most disturbing seems to be a versatile single passenger aircraft the size of a small car. Tom Kelly and Steve Burger go out to Bay Park in East Rockaway, Long Island New York near John F Kennedy airport to see if they can spot any drones. The two discuss "drone hysteria". Are these aircraft military, civilian or alien? Is this all hysteria? Are drone hunters increasing the amount of false drone sightings? Should the media be doing more to investigate this? We may not get you any answers. But you should be able to have a laugh by the end of this show! Show Notes: Give The Comedy Village Comedy Club a 5 Star Review and mention Tom Kelly in the review: Comedy Village 

Are jokes about the death of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson funny? As New York waits for the verdict of Daniel Penny's charges of manslaughter of Jordan Neely, Tom video tapes a mentally ill man harassing late night pizza and construction workers. Plus: Tom reviews Salt N Straw ice cream. Has the craft of icecream just gotten completely out of control? Remember when Vanilla was enough?

Ilona Maher is an Olympic Medalist for Rugby. She is a TikTok influencer with millions of followers. She just came in second place on Dancing With The Stars. She went to Quinnipiac University, the same college as Tom Kelly. Is she also going to be ABC's next Bachelorette? Would Tom Kelly be a good candidate to press for Ilona's affections? - Plus: Tom Gets Creepy Fan Mail and Words That Make Long Islanders Pay Attention!  Ilona Maher's Instagram:  Ilona Maher's TikTok: 

Is it wrong to have Christmas decorations up on Thanksgiving? Tom pontificates about the importance of keeping the holidays on their traditional seasonal schedule and the importance of enjoying the season you're in. 

Remember a few weeks ago Tom asked someone out on the podcast? Tom shares how the date went. PLUS: some fun behind the scenes of the 2024 Massapequa High School Homecoming Game. 

It's a 23 minute behind the scenes video blog on the making of a 30 second commercial. Tom Kelly filming a commercial for Autospa of Williston Park that will air on News 12 on Long Island. It's the culmination of a year of being a “local influencer” on Long Island. Like a typical Tom Kelly video blog, Tom meets some characters including the team from Wigand Brothers Funeral Home and an AutoSpa employee encouraging Tom to take a chance on love. Book Tom for your Long Island commercial: Mike Azoulay of Spectrum Michael.Azoulay@optimum.media

NON POLITICAL SHOW: Tom Kelly goes to Quinnipiac's 2024 Homecoming with his friend Jack. Jack finds a Penny that he left in the ceiling of his freshman year dorm. Jack reminds Tom of the time he competed in the Mr. Quinnipiac beauty contest. Did Tom almost get into a fight with a bunch of Delta Sigma Phi frat guys? Plus: Is it weird to go to a reunion! 

It's the Day After Election Day and we DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE ELECTION. We do not talk about Donald Trump or Kamala Harris. We play a game: Are You Smarter Than This Celebrity? What is a Dutch Uncle?

Was Tony Hichcliffe of the podcast Kill Tony racist when he performed at the Trump Rally at Madison Square Garden on October 27th? Tom Kelly, former warm up comedian for The View, Good Morning America and America's Got Talent and other shows does a beat by beat analysis of Tony's performance. Why was he booked to perform at a political rally? Did Tony Hinchcliffe's easy and racist humor distract from Tony's really smart joke? Is ”roast humor” really the same as comedy? What's the difference between a brilliant joke and just being a jerk? Plus a quick analysis of 770 WABC's Sid Rosenberg of Sid & Friends in the Morning's performance. Did he accomplish the goal of getting more people to vote for Donald Trump? Tom analyzes the difference between punching up and punching down in a performance. ---------------- Socials: @TomKellyShow Website And Podcast: https://tomkellyshow.com

The New York Liberty have won the WNBA Championship bringing New York City's first ticker tape parade in the Canyon of Heros in 15 years. Tom meets regular people on the parade route asking them what a Liberty championship means to New York. Glimpses / Appearances by: New York Liberty's Breanna Stewart New York Liberty's Sabrina Ionescu Barclay's Bank Governor Kathy Hochul Senator Chuck Schumer The New York City Department Of Sanitation HSS And Brooklyn's Own . . . Honcho Brando

Tom Kelly sees a silly warning sign that Kamala Harris is going to lose the election.  Tom saw the same warning sign when Hillary Clinton lost in 2018. - Tom's failed attempt to meet Busy Philipps and Caissie St. Onge from Busy Philipps is trying her best! - Danielle Dietzek Cofounder of Fourplay Social. Fourplay Social is an app that focuses on… double dating, allowing users to team up with a friend to meet and match with other pairs. The idea is to make dating more fun and less awkward by eliminating the pressures of a one-on-one date, offering a safer and more social experience.  - Hang on till the end . . . there will be a surprise for you.Links: Instagram: Fourplaysocialdating  Fourplay Website New York Times Article

Legendary baseball player Pete Rose has passed away. To many, Pete Rose will be remembered for his gambling. But stories of Pete Rose being “Charlie Hustle” have affected Tom's stand up career. Tom reviews Nobody Wants This starring Kristen Bell and Adam Brody. Does the show portray Jewish culture in a positive light? 15:00 Tom compares the DJI Mic 2 with a Shure studio microphone. Plus other fun!

Comedian Roundtable: What's the thing you are good at that you're doing so much that it's keeping you from learning how to do other things well? Dante Nero of the Man School 202 joins Dry Salami podcast stars Dominic Leonelli and Dan Harumi. Dante brings up the thought that sometimes the very thing that's working for you is keeping you from making it to the next level. What's working for you may be messing you up? Plus: Who's worse? New York City Mayor Eric Adams who is facing criminal charges or P Diddy who is also facing criminal charges? Comedy Village Owner PJ Landers: Dom Leonelli Instagram: Dan Harumi Instagram: Dante Nero Instagram 

It's Tom Kellys first college football game at West Virginia University! What does Tom need to learn attending his first tailgate and game? Why is it illegal to burn a sofa in Morgantown? Plus: Mountaineer Field at Milan Puskar Stadium. Drama ensues!

Comedian Tom Kelly is at West Virginia University on the eve of attending his first college football game. Tom delivers drugs! Tom learns a shocking personal detail about an Uber Driver! The Uber Driver shares her revelation about West Virginia Students.

A simple and contemplative episode 400 . . . what has Tom learned from podcasting.  Plus a huge magic mirror!  Did you make the list?

Tom Kelly attends a "Celebration of Life" ceremony for "Uncle Jonny" Jonny Poole in Cherry Grove, Fire Island. He had drinks with Elvis Duran and the Morning Show crew including: Gandhi, Skerry Jones, Nate, and Scotty B. Splitting the tab was more work than Tom anticipated. Wackiness ensues.

Tom Kelly headlines at a country club in Pennsylvania. He goes for a long bike ride. But then the restaurant won't serve him food until all of the customers are fed. Living Room Laughs owners and comedians Ben Rosenfeld and Michelle Slonim and a Marine Corp Veteran friend discuss Tom's performance and his behavior after he was not served any food. Living Room Laughs: Michelle Slonim Instagram: @MichelleSlonimComedy Ben Rosenfeld's Instagram: @BigBenComedy

JP Lambiase is a comedian who takes gambles. He gave up a career as a mechanical engineer to pursue Hellthy Junkfood a YouTube cooking show wihich has almost 3 million subscribers! He co-hosted the show. It was a dream come true. Then he and his fiancé Julia broke up and she somehow got the YouTube channel in the divorce. JP is starting over. He is pursuing stand up comedy and living in a sprinter van. He pays his bills playing poker at casinos. But the biggest bet he's taken this year is on himself! Instagram: JP Laughs Youtube: Where is JP? 

Lori "Ice" Fetrick, captivated audiences on the 1990s syndicated TV cultural phenomenon American Gladiators. Lori gives us behind the scenes gossip on what it was like being an “American Gladiator” and the impacts on her career and body. She also shares her secret to evolving after Gladiator came to an abrupt end! - Links: Lori's Instagram Lori's Podcast Chillin With Ice  @chillinwithice  

Before The Show Melts Down We Discuss - Why don't people leave Long Beach, Long Island? - Why did Joe never have peanut butter? - Who took Justin's filet mignon? - Is it stressful to organize backyard hibachi? - See forbidden never before seen video of Tom and his friends! Note: Forgive the bad audio. I'm still learning how to use the DJI Mic 2. ----------------

Tom Kelly wraps up a great concert with Carrie Underwood at Good Morning America PLUS: Tom believes the 2024 Summer Olympics in France should be spread out all year long. Tips on how to find an Olympian on a dating app like Bumble or Hinge Deadpool and Wolverine review with zero spoilers. Plus:  Tom shows his camera bag AND expired products from his medicine cabinet!

While asking why are all of the names of the Long Island hospitals changing . . . Tom has the microphone ripped out of his hand by an elderly man who is mad that Tom didn't know the new name of a hospital. - Plus a Massapequa mom thinks there are more Karens in Massapequa than Tom thinks.

Tom gets attacked by a bird at Jones Beach. How much communing do you have to do at a communal desk at the office? Tom gets a picture with a celebrity.  Turns out that celebrity was accused of a crime. Oh . . . and Tom's iPhone went into the ocean after his Apple Care expired. Aerial Footage: Jack Squicciarini @afd413

President Joe Biden has dropped out of the 2024 race for President of the United States.  Peter Bales is not without hope.  In fact, Peter thinks this could be good for the democratic party and an exciting time for history.  Show Notes:   Peter's Stand Up Comedy Class:   Peter's Podcast: Stand Up Memories: Peter's Facebook

Sam Ramsdell a comedian and TikTok star with one of the world's largest mouths, which has been recognized by the Guinness World Records. What made her start jamming things into her mouth on TikTok? And when that started getting lots of views . . . what made her her decide to do MORE than start jamming things into her mouth on TikTok? Sam grew up in Tom's favorite vacation town Higgins Beach, Maine! PLUS . . . her boyfriend James is here too and he is awesome. Sam's TikTok Sam's Instagram Sam's YouTube

Driving back from Maine, Tom Kelly gets his first taste of vanlife and sleeps in his Jeep Wrangler! Plus: Updates on his work on the new ABC gameshow Lucky 13 with Shaquille O'Neil and more! -