Two Bland Gays ™

This week The Gays are joined by none other than Winner of RuPauls Drag Race season 11 - Yvie Oddly! This week we kiki with Yvie over their new book 'All About Yvie: Into the Oddity' available June 19th!Get to know everything there is to know about Yvie before the book! The Gays talk about what it's like being a Drag Race Winner, growing up in Colorado, their start in the Drag World and some hard hitting 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' questions. Get your copy of Yvie Oddly's new book 'All About Yvie: Into the Oddity' by clicking here!This weeks episode is sponsored by: Chubbies!Support the Show.Enjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

This week The Gays take it to church. Jesus comes back to life apparently, Kevin gets confirmed as gay and Justin accidentally death drops in his crocs. Justin and Kevin discuss Beyonce's new country album, their thoughts on covering songs and Kevin smooches Trevor from Love is Blind?!This weeks drink tasting is the Absolut Vodka + Ocean Spray Canned Cocktails!Want to sponsor a beverage? Now you can Cashapp OR Venmo Us and tell us what we should try next! $TwoBlandGaysThis weeks episode is sponsored by:CROCS!Discover a world of comfort and heaven on your feet with a new pair of Crocs! From the standard crock to slippers, sandals and even boots - theirs a pair for every foot! Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopChubbiesRefresh your wardrobe for Spring & Summer with Chubbies - a full line of comfortable shorts, active wear, tees & polos designed to make you look at feel your very best every day! With hundreds of colors and patterns to choose from, there's something for every closet! Now is the perfect time to refresh your wardrobe - Get FREE US Shipping on all orders of $50 or more! - Click here to start shopping & saving!Support the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends!Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!Support the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

This week, it's all about the music! The Gays are joined by musician (& pal of Justin) Carl Pariso to talk all about the music industry, his upcoming album 'Level 30' and his upcoming show at the Rockwood Music Hall in New York!Justin and Kevin talk boy band crushes, favorite (and least favorite) genres of music, jealousy in relationships and showing hole.Carl Pariso's new album 'Level 30' comes out this Summer! Get updates about the album & keep up with Carl by following him on instagram and don't forget to come see him at the Rockwood Music Hall in New York on March 23rd!Want to Sponsor at Cocktail on the Pod?Cashapp OR Venmo us the amount of what you want us to try next!Support the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

This week the Gays talk about Aldi's grocery stores and the employee's piss poor attitude, the power of a Girl Scout Cookie, Justin's experiences as a Boy Scout and learning about sex while role playing at Reggie Rocket from Rocket Power.Kevin knows gets called out for being TOO regular at Panera Bread, Justin roasts a high school girl, Kevin knows someone on the new season of Love is Blind and Siri listens to anyone except Kevin.This Weeks Cocktail is the Aldi's Brand - Vista Bay 12-Pack Hard SeltzerWant to sponsor a beverage? Now you can Cashapp OR Venmo Us and tell us what we should try next! $TwoBlandGaysThis week is sponsored by:Naked WinesTreat yourself to an assortment of new wines OR wines that you already know an love! Get a case of 6 wines of your choice and save $100 off! With their 100% Guarantee, you'll get the perfect wines for your pallet, every time! Save $100 off today - Click here to get Started!CROCS!Discover a world of comfort and heaven on your feet with a new pair of Crocs! From the standard crock to slippers, sandals and even boots - theirs a pair for every foot! Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopPARAMOUNT+Enjoy hundreds of Live Shows, Movies and Exclusive Content, available right at your fingertips! Try Paramount+ for FREE for 7 Days! Click here to start your trialSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

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This week the Gays return from a restful & relaxing vacation and....nothing has changed. Justin gets a new job, Kevin sends an embarrassing photo to a cute boy, Gypsy Rose Blanchard becomes a free murderer and Justin wants to plant a smooch on Larry the Cable Guy.  Kevin has a bone to pick with their Instagram followers and the Gays get real while answering your 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' questions.This weeks cocktail is a 'Blue Collar Lesbian'Want to sponsor a beverage? Now you can Cashapp OR Venmo Us and tell us what we should try next! $TwoBlandGaysThis week is sponsored by:PARAMOUNT+Enjoy hundreds of Live Shows, Movies and Exclusive Content, available right at your fingertips! Try Paramount+ for FREE for 7 Days! Click here to start your trialSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

This week The Gays are getting away! Justin and Kevin answer your questions about Kelly Clarkson, the Best and Worst Gift they've ever given/received, Kevin asks Justin about going on a naked game show and Justin calls out racism and homophobia in the workplace.That's a wrap on 2023! It's been a fun and wild ride this year! We'll see you again with a brand new episode on February 7th 2024!This weeks cocktail is the Truly Getaway pack!Want to sponsor a beverage on the podcast? Cashapp Us! $TwoBlandGaysThis week is sponsored by:INSTACARTGrocery shop without leaving your couch! Get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again! Click here to shopCASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

Oh by gosh by golly, these gays have had a rough week and they're falling apart! This week the Gays get real about getting older, Kevins balls, Justin has a kidney stone and Kevin pulls a muscle again while stretching. Justin and Kevin talk their relatable Mario Cart characters, living in a trailer park, fucking around and finding out and the complete icon that is Cher. Doritos releases a nacho cheese flavored vodka, Kevin applies for a weird job, Lisa Frank is coming back and Justin starts sucking, and sucking hard.This week is sponsored by:PARAMOUNT+Enjoy hundreds of Shows, Movies and Exclusive Content, available right at your fingertips! Try Paramount+ for FREE for 7 Days! Click here to start your trialWant to sponsor a beverage on the podcast? Cashapp Us! $TwoBlandGaysSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

This week the gays talk Spotify Wrapped, Kevin shares his most embarrassing artist in his top artists and apologies for some bold claims he made a few weeks ago and Justin talks Taylor Swifts rude move into everyone's top artist this year. Justin gets a new job, Jamie Spears loses a leg and the gays mourn the loss of a gay icon.These gays aren't poop shy, Justin talks being poop positive, Kevin takes a shitty trip down memory lane and brings Justin's world to a crashing halt when he shares some news about Charlie Puth.This weeks cocktail is a Mistletoe Margarita! Very festive, very delicious!Order your sweet little eggies with INSTACARTGrocery shop without leaving your couch! Get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again! Click here to shopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

This week the Gays talk about their lack of understanding of technology and the episode that never was from the week before. Justin gets festive with new Hallmark Holiday Movies, Kevin makes his first trip to Cracker Barrel and Candice Cameron Bure puts her thong on backwards. Justin and Kevin discuss the Raven scandal, being a cheetah girl and play a game of 'Fuck, Marry, Kill'This week sample was 3 exotic flavors of Van Heuwen ice cream. Yikes.Want to sponsor a beverage on the pod? Cashapp Us here: $TwoBlandGaysUpgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

This week the Gays sample a new hard tea pack by the brand Loverboy! (We recommend listening before buying...) Kevin and Justin talk reality TV, the Golde Bachelor, Flavor of Love,  Rock of Love and what their show names would be.  The Gays discuss their must-listen christmas albums, pop christmas songs and play a fun game of would you rather - Burp in someones mouth or toot on the dick. This weeks cocktail was the Loverboy - Hard Tea Pack!Want to sponsor a beverage on the pod? Cashapp Us here: $TwoBlandGaysFind the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

This week the Gays are Homo for the HoliGays! Halloween is over and we're ready to deck the halls and get ready for winter. The Gays discuss Holiday movies, Soups, sickness, showers & crack some seltzers.Kevin shares intimate details about how he finally met his true love, Justin shares his opinions on the upcoming Wicked movie, the Gays share what their bachelor parties would look like if money was no object.Listen up, Truly…These Gays want a job! Kevin and Justin tell you what it would be like if they were brainstorming the perfect truly pack and what flavors they'd bring in if they were on the planning team at Truly HQ!This weeks sampling was the Celebration Pack by Truly!Want to sponsor a beverage on the pod? Cashapp Us here: $TwoBlandGaysGrocery Shopping Made Easy With INSTACARTStock up on snacks for your movie night with Instacart! Go to the below link to get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Click here to star shoppingUpgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

It's a Halloween Miracle! The Two Bland Gays are back to celebrate Halloween and their 3 year podcast anniversary together!This week the Gays take a page out of their own book and answer more questions to help you get to know them, three years later! From guilty pleasure movies and date nights to being called a Great Value Tyler Oakley.  This week Kevin and Justin sample a Sour Patch Kids sour pickle and almost throw up, discuss Britney Spears new book and social media, get spooky for Halloween and once again, talk about their large supple breasts.Want to sponsor a beverage on the pod? Cashapp Us here: $TwoBlandGaysUpgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

This week the Gays recover from a dramatic computer crash and episode loss. Kevin indulges in childhood buffet memories, Justin quizzes Kevin on Theater trivia, and they share their clear love and devotion to Jimmy Buffet. The Gays give Lauren Boebert tips to successful theater fondling and start a Gay Coven together; talking powers and favorite brooms and and magical flops.This weeks sponsored cocktail is Prosecco infused with jam currant! Want to sponsor a beverage? Cashapp Us! $TwoBlandGaysUpgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopFind the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

This week the Bland Gays flash back to the 90s & 2000s as they talk High School Musical actors, smooch-able teen crushes from Disney Channel, fun Nintendo games from the 90s and reminisce on fun snacks & drinks from the early 2000s.Justin gets attacked at a drive-in zoo, Kevin warns of disease filled Florida, a woman gets catfished out of $10,000 and the Bland Gays discuss conning celebs out of money to fund the podcast.This weeks cocktail is the Sunny D Canned Cocktail! Listen now to see what we rated this cocktail.Grocery Shopping Made Easy With INSTACARTStock up on snacks for your movie night with Instacart! Go to the below link to get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Click here to star shoppingSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

This week Kevin and Justin get real with the woke agenda and who they want to hit with a folding chair. The gays discuss must-have coffee brands, McDonalds poor gay favorites, thoughts on the Barbie movie and Kevin moves and becomes a beach bum.This Weeks Cocktail is the Vizzy - Mimosa Hard SeltzersStock up on your favorite CBD treats from the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm!Local and family owned, the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm specializes in premium and organic CBD oils, lotions and edibles. 3rd party tested, everything is clean, safe, non-GMO and gluten free! If you're new to CBD, or looking for a higher quality product, the Weinert Family has you covered! Hit the link below and use code TBG25 to get 25% off your first order of all natural CBD products! Click here to start shopping and save 25% off when you use code: TBG25Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopGrocery Shopping Made Easy With INSTACARTStock up on snacks for your movie night with Instacart! Go to the below link to get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Click here to star shoppingFind the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

This week Kevin and Justin reunite from a Pride Month vacation! The Gays catch up on what they've been doing since they last recorded. Justin becomes a water girlie, Kevin gets sexually harassed by a fish, no one celebrates America's independence and they spill their thoughts on the Colleen Ballinger drama.Kevin gets robbed by Party City, Justin steals the spotlight from Kevin and the gays bond over the beauty of hangover foods and throwback school lunches.Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopWant to Sponsor a Cocktail on the Pod?Cash App us $TwoBlandGays to sponsor a drink on the next episode!Support the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

Happy Pride, you Gays! This week Kevin and Justin talk Pride Month, Red Flags and objectifying the masses!This weeks sponsored cocktail is  a ' 'Simple Rainbow' vodka cocktail - Thank you to Jake V. from New York for sponsoring this weeks cocktail!  Head over to our Instagram to see how you can make one for yourself. Want to sponsor your own cocktail? Cash App Us and tell us what you'd like us to drink next! Click Here & Get Started! Find the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

This week Justin and Kevin play an informative game of 'Would You Rather?' with each other. Justin poorly wipes DeSantis' ass, Kevin gets physical with Michael B. Jordan, the gays bond over AppleBees Dollar-ritas and get real with pooping stories. This weeks sponsored cocktail is RuPauls' 'House of Love' canned cocktail - Tangerine Margarita! Thank you to Heather G. from Florida for sponsoring this weeks cocktail!  Want to sponsor your own cocktail? Cash App Us and tell us what you'd like us to drink next! Click Here & Get Started!  Find the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

This week Justin and Kevin talk Guilty Pleasures. From Cyber Stalking Celebs to intimate relationships with inmates, the Gays give you their guiltiest pleasures and give their opinions on America's guiltiest pleasures!This weeks sponsored cocktail is the 'Lavender Haze' made with Empress 1908 Indigo Gin! Want to sponsor your own cocktail? Cash App Us and tell us what you'd like us to drink next! Click Here & Get Started!  Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

This week it's all about the hot takes. The 'Unpopular Opinions', the controversial statements. Buckle up, we're breaking them all down this week!Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopFind the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

This week Kevin and Justin reconnect after an impromptu hiatus! Justin fills us in on her move back to New York and becomes a Southern Belle in the Outer Banks along the way. Kevin jet sets around the US and gets a little thirst for southern boys in South Carolina.Phantom of the Opera closes and the gays have thoughts, Justin dishes on some Florida politics,  Kevin has some stories to share about 6AM gym sessions and changes teams when it comes to Moes. The Gays catch up on the Real Housewives of New Jersey and discuss which Housewife Husbands they'd smooch.This Weeks Seltzer Sampling is the Tuly Wonder World Pack! Listen to see what we think about this pack and if you should get your hands on it!What should we drink next?! Cash App us $TwoBlandGays to sponsor a drink on the next episode!Live a Stress Free Life with CBDStock up on your favorite treats from the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm!Local and family owned, the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm specializes in premium and organic CBD oils, lotions and edibles. 3rd party tested, everything is clean, safe, non-GMO and gluten free! If you're new to CBD, or looking for a higher quality product, the Weinert Family has you covered! Hit the link below and use code TBG25 to get 25% off your first order of all natural CBD products! Click here to start shopping and save 25% off when you use code: TBG25INSTACARTGrocery shop without leaving your couch! Get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again! Click here to shopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

This week, Justin and Kevin become Spice Girls, recap their wedding guest experience, Kevin becomes the Thor of the Gay Community and shoves a Jersey Mike's Sub right up his ass. Justin and Kevin talk their top three of RuPaul's Drag Race and the Future of TBG?!Support the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

Hi Gays! The Two Bland Gays are back after a much needed siesta! This week the gays catch up after their time apart. Justin shares some big news about his future, Kevin shares a health update (or lack there of), and recap their feelings about what's been going on in the Housewives universe. Kevin and Justin talk Piss & Scat Play, Bloody Marys vs. Mimosas debate and Kevin gets a free burger to shove up his ass.Stock up on your favorite CBD treats from the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm!Local and family owned, the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm specializes in premium and organic CBD oils, lotions and edibles. 3rd party tested, everything is clean, safe, non-GMO and gluten free! If you're new to CBD, or looking for a higher quality product, the Weinert Family has you covered! Hit the link below and use code TBG25 to get 25% off your first order of all natural CBD products! Click here to start shopping and save 25% off when you use code: TBG25Find the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

Happy Spooky Season, Ya'll! Kevin and Justin discuss their Spooky Season movie must-haves, Costume ideas past + present, a riveting game of 'Would You Rather' and discuss the topic on everyones minds...the one thing scarier that horror movies...Karens.Support the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

Two Bland Gays are here! Let's get to know them, shall we? Kevin and Justin help you get to know them, maybe a little too well...Kevin shares his love for Enya and booze while Justin dives deep into the mystery of Reba Mcentire..or should we say Elisa? And let's not forget the one thing that brings us all together as a nation....Schitts Creek.Support the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

Let your Jingles Jangle, Gays! It's the Holiday Season! This week the Gays catch up and discuss all this Christmas and Winter. The Gays talk 'Holiday Movie Must-Watches' and absolute will not watch, Christmas in Florida and Christmas feast requirements. Christmas cocktails, ugly sweater parties and what reindeer you identify as.That's it! That's a wrap on Season 3! We'll be taking a winter break for some personal time and growth! Take care of yourselves out there and we'll see you in February!Support the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

This week the Gays reconnect after Thanksgiving! Kevin breaks the news about Kirstie Alley, Decide who the REAL Queen of Rap is, Our Spotify Wrapped Top Artists, and living in a small town. The Gays share Black Friday and retail horror stories, play 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' and talk Classic Country.  Stock up on your favorite treats from the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm!Local and family owned, the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm specializes in premium and organic CBD oils, lotions and edibles. 3rd party tested, everything is clean, safe, non-GMO and gluten free! If you're new to CBD, or looking for a higher quality product, the Weinert Family has you covered! Hit the link below and use code TBG25 to get 25% off your first order of all natural CBD products! Click here to start shopping and save 25% off when you use code: TBG2Support the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

Gooble Gooble, you Gays! Thanksgiving is upon us!This week, Kevin and Justin reconnect after a few weeks apart over a tradition of eating their weight in food - Thanksgiving.This week, the Gays talk about their favorite thanksgiving foods, memories and getting ready for the Holiday season. The hunchback purchased Twitter, Our teenage crush passed away and Taylor swift crashed the internet. Stock up on your favorite treats from the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm!Local and family owned, the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm specializes in premium and organic CBD oils, lotions and edibles. 3rd party tested, everything is clean, safe, non-GMO and gluten free! If you're new to CBD, or looking for a higher quality product, the Weinert Family has you covered! Hit the link below and use code TBG25 to get 25% off your first order of all natural CBD products! Click here to start shopping and save 25% off when you use code: TBG25INSTACARTGrocery shop without leaving your couch! Get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again! Click here to shopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

You've waited, you've wanted, it's here. Welcome to the 3rd Series Queeries - featuring the incredible masterpieces of HalloweenTown - Volumes 1-3! We don't count the 4th movie because it's a mess....Here's our feedback of the first 3 movies. Don't be shook... Paramount+Start your 7 Day FREE trail of Paramount+ on us! Hundreds of Shows, Movies and Exclusive Content, available anywhere! Click here to get watchingINSTACARTGrocery shop without leaving your couch! Get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again! Click here to shopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

Two whole years! Can you believe? This week, The Gays are celebrating (and mourning)! This week, Justin and Kevin talk about Playboy, National Coming Out Day, what to do in a non consensual rough sex situation, treating your sugar daddy like your real father and their love for Sara Barielles. Kevin gets scolded for not getting fire ball, gets too drunk on Vanderpump Rose and shares one of his favorite moments with JustinJustin gives his opinion on Gay for Pay workers, ponders what Dakota Fanning is up to these days and gets real on his first kiss with a guy! Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopFind the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

Call us Perez, because this week is all about the Entertainment Industry and Celeb drama! This week the gays check in after Hurricane Ian! Justin survived his first Florida Hurricane by being 3 sheets to the wind and both Bland Gays recover from sickness. The Gays reconnect over two major cheating SCANDALS from the unmemorable Try Guy and Adam Levine, discuss why it's so difficult for men to keep it in their pants, and what they would do if they were one of these trash can humans wives. The Gays jump into movies and break down Hocus Pocus 2, the new Jeffrey Dahmer series and Lifetimes insensitive release of the Gabby Petito movie. Where was Thora Birch for Hocus Pocus 2? Allow us to fill you in...Lastly, it's officially Fall. Which means only one thing for these two strapping young lads - Football Season. Listen in as The Gays discuss which openly Gay sporty sport guys they would have sex with and who they would pass on....Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram & Tik Tok -  @TwoBlandGaysSupport the show

This Week Kevin and Justin catch up for the first time since the start of spooky season! Justin has decorated for fall, Kevin shakes Justin to his core over blow molds, and Justin blows up Kevin's spot about his hang over.The Gays discuss the passing of Queen Elizabeth Jones, finding a gay hook up in the 1800s, shitting in a jug under your bed and the genius who created deodorant for the first time.This week we hear from our Special Quest Cody, who fills us in on the true story about his poopy phone from the last episode.Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopFind the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the show

This week the gays get a little spookier as we get closer to fall. Justin takes his first trip of the season to Spirit Halloween, Kevin experiences a phantom AND his Opera, what not to do if a killer attacks and Kevin house sits in a haunted house?!Justin Celebrated his 12th Birthday, Kevin and Justin talk shitting their pants, horrible matches on dating apps and wanting to show their dirt star on the worlds first terrible Right-Wing Dating App!Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopINSTACARTGrocery shop without leaving your couch! Get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again! Click here to shopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram & Tik Tok -  @TwoBlandGaysSupport the show

This week, Kevin and Justin talk about Dating, Smoochin', Dining on gay dates and looking at your cheeks on a first date. Kevin has a hangover, Justin and Kevin share their favorite Ice Cream Truck go-to's, and Kevin fills you in on his dating live. The Choco Taco has been discontinued and we're in mourning. Kevin plans a trip to Florida, Justin shares a travel nightmare and we spill some Real Housewives personal feels.INSTACARTGrocery shop without leaving your couch! Get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again! Click here to shopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the show

This week, The Gays try something new...well somewhat new. Kevin and Justin record this weeks episode periodically throughout a day of boozin' with their pals. Follow along as the gays progress into a booze filled night.The gays discuss Fall and Halloween decorations, new halloween movies coming this fall, a potential High School Musical Reunion, and kissing Shania Twain?? Kevin has gas and balls for giving someone his phone number! Kevin shares his bravery in giving a man his phone number while drunk at a bar.Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopFind the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopINSTACARTGrocery shop without leaving your couch! Get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again! Click here to shopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the show

The  Boys are back in town! This week Justin is back in the loving embrace of Kevin! Justin and Kevin catch up on how things have been going since they've last seen each other and revisit an old favorite Pod Topic - Seltzer tasting!It's sexy time at TBG - The Gays talk micro-penises, kinks, Sex Rooms and being in an open or poly relationship. Justin and Kevin want a juicy dump truck ass and Kevin talks other mens dump truck asses.This weeks Seltzer Tasting is - Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Seltzer pack. Check your local grocery store to find your pack!Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the show

It's the 6th of the July, and that's what we're celebrating. End of discussion. This week, Kevin and Justin catch up - Kevin comes back burnt to hell from vacation, gets a little too drunk during a Beer Olympics and deals the deets on Joe Exotics called-off engagement to a fellow prisoner. Justin wants fire hole from an Outback Steakhouse, plays favorites over Destiny's Child and has some choice words for the Supreme Court.On a very serious note, the United States is in shambles right now and is an embarrassment to the rest of the world. We're disgusted by the actions of our 'Supreme Court' and stand with Women ALWAYS.  Stand up for what's right. If you have the funds to do so, please donate anything you can to Planned Parenthood. Justin and Kevin have already donated and hope our listeners will do the same. Donate Here TodayFind the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the show

Pro-Tip - Never record a podcast the day after indulging in two pitchers of Margaritas.... This week Kevin and Justin tackle the pod hungover! Justin debates which is worse: Soggy or Moist, Kevin attempts to buy his first pair of Crocs, DollyWood is the best theme park in the United States and Kevin is still too drunk to get a worm. Kevin enjoys Pride, Justin gets homophobic with Chick Fil A,  Z from Antz joins the Real Housewives of Salt Lake and Cody surprises the Gays with Helicopter PenisesUpgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the show

Hi Gay! It's June, so it's officially Pride Month! This week Kevin and Justin discuss all things...GAY. From Pride Parades to kink shaming some kinks, we touch it all. And girl, that's poopy...Tiger King signs a prenup, we call bullshit on Amber Heard and Kevin...SOBERS UP?? Find the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the show

This week, Kevin and Justin talk the birds and the bees, the intercourse of straight couples, Dolly Parton is writing a musical with Taco Bell about Mexican Pizza, a housewife gets bitten by a rat and plastic surgery necessities. Justin gets a new job, spills the Tea on Broadway Bombs, the Drag Race finale and the fact that watermelon is the WORST fake flavor. Kevin reconnects with closet gay ghosts from best friends past, celibacy without the lords love and his hopeful future for Britney Spears.Enjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysFind the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopSupport the show

Hi Gay! Welcome back, we've missed you! This week Justin and Kevin are back and gayer than ever! The Gays catch up after their long break from each other. Justin fills us in on new Florida living, job hunting and the Disney/DeSantis nonsense. Kevin caught COVID, preps for life in his 30s and gushes on Teen Rom Com flicks. Justin crushes on Charlie Puth, Kevin wants to blackmail Madison Cawthorne with sexual favors,  the terrors of child birth and the gays gear up for a new season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!Enjoyed this episode? Want to know when Season 3 begins?  Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the show

That's a wrap on Season 2! This week, Kevin and Justin catch up one last time before Justin makes his way south. Justin finishes packing up his apartment, Kevin throws Justin a surprise going away party while Justin throws up on himself. The Gays talk plans for remote recording, or being replaced by Bland Straights?!Thank you for an incredible Season 2 with us! Keep listening and share the gay humor with your pals! See you for soon for Season 3!Enjoyed this episode? Want to know when Season 3 begins?  Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays This weeks cocktail is the Adios Motherfucker - Make your own and drink along with us!Find the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopSupport the show (https://cash.app/$TwoBlandGays)

Surprise! This isn't the end of season 2 just yet! This week Kevin takes an emotional breather since he still has one more week with Justin! Justin gets ready to move to warmer weather, Kevin throws an axe and The Gays prep for the movement of Joro Spiders (Yikes). The Gays prep for summer weather, Drag the Drag Queens for a terrible Snatch Game, talk about a woman putting mentos up her ass and break down Qwyneth Paltrow's Vagina candle.... This weeks drink sampling was the Topo Chico Hard Seltzer Pack! 9/10 would recommend. Pick up your pack and tell us what you think! INSTACARTGrocery shop without leaving your couch! Get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again! Click here to shopSupport the show (https://cash.app/$TwoBlandGays)

This week the Gays brace themselves for Spring! Kevin and Justin talk about St. Patricks Day, Breast implants, all kinds of piercings and Straight men not washing their asses. 'Straight men' that say NO HOMO, being in non-sexual relationships with women, uncomfortable in person encounters and Kevin buys the Gays some Wigs! Last buy not least, Justin announces some BIG changes he's making in his life, and it get's Kevin ready for some tears 

This week, the Gays are coming to you from Uranus and beyond. The Gays talk the importance of boozing, how rude hang overs can be and the necessity of a themed party. Kevin turns 30 this year and he's going all out 90's prom for the event. The Gays take an embarrassing trip down memory lane, talk Porn preferences, the importance of alone time in relationships and Kevin recaps and gives a sneak peek into his dating life.The Gays touch on how Truth Social is their new Only Fans, Donald Trump is a rodeo clown & take a trip to space with the new Coca Cola Space themed soda. Kevin and Justin talk marriage plans, not signing a prenup when they meet their sugar daddies and trying to Anna Nicole the first 90 year old man they see.Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram & Tik Tok -  @TwoBlandGaysSupport the show (https://cash.app/$TwoBlandGays)

I hope you like it freaky, because these gals are a little leaky! It's our Valentine's Day episode, and this week...we're a little all over the place. This week, the Gays talk Valentine's Day, Rom Coms, dating apps and more. Kim and Kanye's nonsense is on blast, and the gays discuss their Valentine's Day plans This week we're sampling the Budlight Hard Soda Seltzers. 0/10 would not recommend trying them.Find the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopUpgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the show (https://cash.app/$TwoBlandGays)

Grab your tight end, It's an educational week at Two Bland Gays! Our pal Jake teaches The Gays everything they need to know about football and the Superbowl. Get ready & take a drink you're as confused as we are...All we know is our goal is your hole.Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the show (https://cash.app/$TwoBlandGays)

This week Kevin and Justin try the brand new Truly Margarita pack and give you their honest ratings of each flavor! Justin and Kevin catch up after their New Year celebrations apart, talk about their clairvoyant abilities about Betty White, Kevin almost shits his pants on the drive over, and the Gays flashback to the days of FourLoko. The Gays share their love for Margaritas all around, talk snow bunny plans for this winter,  Kevin becomes a Gaymer and the gays break down the Tea about Queer Eye.Paramount+Start your 7 Day FREE trail of Paramount+ on us! Hundreds of Shows, Movies and Exclusive Content, available anywhere! Click here to get watchingInstacartGet FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again! Click here to start shoppingEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the show (https://cash.app/$TwoBlandGays)

We're Here, We're Queer, We're Ready for 2022! It's officially a brand new year, and we're more than ready to kick 2021 to the curb. This week, The Gays chat about Dating in 2022, Gay dating apps, Sniffies, ridiculous social trends and The Golden Girls (recorded 1 day prior to Betty White's passing). Deja Skye weighs in on their RuPaul's Drag Race episode, The Gays go live on IG and talk their current favorite shows, and their plans for 2022.Happy New Year, you Gays! We hope the new year treats you better than this messy past year...Pass the wine! INSTACART DEALSGet FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again! Click here and start shoppingEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the show (https://cash.app/$TwoBlandGays)

The HoliGays are here again! This week, Kevin and Justin are feeling holly and jolly as they get ready for the Holidays.  Justin is a regular present wrapper, while Kevin's presents get stolen,  talk Holiday traditions, their favorite reindeer and new HoliGay flicks.  With 2022 right around the corner, they guys also discuss resolutions, 2022 plans and hopefully finally getting over this Pan-demi Lovato!Happy Holidays from the Two Bland Gays, and a Happy New Year! We are so lucky to have such incredible listeners and we can't wait to bring you more TBG in the New Year!INSTACART DEALSGet FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again! Click here and start shoppingEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the show (https://cash.app/$TwoBlandGays)