The Unoffendable’s Podcast

On today's episode, Todd and James discuss a possible name change from The Unoffendable to something more appropriate to how often they've recorded episodes. Of course it's a joke, we'll always stay Unoffendable...unless there's something to get offended about like people backing into parking spots. You know, the yoosh.  The boys also cover topics such as the newcomers to the GOP Presidential race.  They cover the ones that matter, though, not guys like Asa Hutchinson or the other guy from South Dakota who South Dakotans don't even know. A new song has hit the airwaves that has struck a cord with a lot of Americans on both sides of the aisle and on all gender spectrums. Is this guy the great unifier?  And of course, they end the show with a couple of OCDs just to end things right. We're happy as hell to be back and look forward to giving you more Unoffendable content that you love. 

On today's episode, Kenny, James and Todd discuss all of the topics that were more serious than January 6th. Like, for example, what would you do if your child's toy rambled off wildly inappropriate jokes to your unsuspecting toddler? If the answer isn't 'laugh', you're doing it wrong.  Due to the reliance of online shopping, many brick and mortar stores are closing and some are filing for bankruptcy. If you know your retail history, you'll know that not many stores rebound after filing for the B-word. Finally, restaurants are resorting to robots after being held hostage by the radical left to increase wages for entry-level jobs. The boys dish out another round of OCDs. How can raspberry's be anything other than Commendable? Well, give it a listen and find out.   Articles From The Show: Mom Furious After Baby's Toy Makes Inappropriate Jokes | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com) Macy's stores closing 2023: Liquidation sales to start in January (axios.com Bed Bath & Beyond bankruptcy might be next, retailer warns (axios.com) Amazon laying off over 18,000 workers in huge tech downsizing (sfchronicle.com) Chipotle and White Castle are spending hundreds of thousands a month on ROBOTS | Daily Mail Online Former NFL running back Peyton Hillis in critical condition after saving his kids from drowning: report (msn.com)

With Kenny on vacation, James breaks into the studio and records an episode with Todd. The boys discuss the Idaho murderer of four college students and his odd eating habits. A Buffalo resident saves 20+ lives by breaking into a nearby school and receives a cool nickname for his efforts.  It turns out that we are not washing certain body parts right. Todd tells us that there's a white-people stereotype involving showers and baths that he doesn't connect with. James, however, does.  OCDs make a triumphant return and more guy gab. Happy New Year!   Articles From The Show: Idaho murders suspect Bryan Kohberger had 'OCD eating' habits (nypost.com) Buffalo man Jay Withey known as 'Merry Christmas Jay' hailed hero for rescuing people in winter storm (nypost.com) These are the five body parts you're not washing enough (nypost.com) Man Who Spent $15,000 To Become A Dog Worried Friends Think He's 'Weird' | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)

Merry Belated Christmas all. This episode comes out just slightly after the best holiday on the planet. According to Kenny, however, we have until January 6th so technically, we're still on time.  If a bakery served "non-binary gingerbread people", does that make you angry? What if it was a joke? Is it funny now? People on the trans side maybe don't think so. We discuss that as well as how decorating your car may not be such a good idea. If window tinting being too dark was a reason to get pulled over, driving a mobile Christmas tree just might be as well. Consider the distraction factor before illuminating your Infinity. Was going to do lighting up your Lexus but do they still make them? We end with a Top 5 which includes the Top 5 Best Things About Christmas and the Top 5 Worst Things About Christmas. You will never guess Todd's #1 choice for Best Thing About Christmas but it makes so much sense. Enjoy the show and we hope that all of you have a happy and safe New Year!    Articles From The Show: Bakery bites back after its ‘non-binary gingerbread people' causes stir (msn.com) If You Decorate Your Car For The Holidays, You Might Get A Pricey Ticket | News Radio 610 WTVN (iheart.com) All They Want for Christmas Is to Stop That Mariah Carey Song - WSJ 9 Merry Ways To Make Christmas Fun on a Budget | Nasdaq Teen Learns Her Mother Was The Anonymous Cyberbully Who Harassed & Catfished Her For A Year (msn.com)

In today's episode, we highlight the return of Brittney Griner to American soil. We had one other (two, really) Americans who were detained for longer, but Joe Biden and his administration saw fit to make a trade for equity. Not in equity of severity of the criminal, but equity as justice for marginalized groups. Russian media thinks we're a joke. With this administration, The Unoffendable do too. We discuss "American Girl" and their inclusing of trans and non-binary topics in their books meant for children. Is this okay? Is this not okay? Kenny and James have a heated discussion on this topic. One of our stances might surprise you. Nantucket residents vote to make their beaches topless all in the name of equity.  For the most part, topless beaches are filled with tops you'd rather not see. Maybe this changes things? Finally, we honor the life of Kirstie Alley who died at the age of 71, by "Recasting" the iconic show that she was best known for, "Cheers".    Topics From The Show: Russian media brutally mocks United States for Brittney Griner (msn.com) Was Paul Whelan Punitively Discharged from the Marines? (msn.com) Conservatives Are Once Again Mad At Children's Media Acknowledging Gender After 'American Girl' Book Discusses 'Gender Expression' (msn.com) Fate Of Rams' Bobby Wagner Decided For Tackling On-Field Protester | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com) Nantucket residents vote to allow topless beaches (nypost.com) Kirstie Alley Dead At 71 | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)

What is up everyone? We're finally back. Nothing major, just scheduling conflicts, people getting old and tired and that's pretty much it. Was totally unexpected and we don't foresee that happening again so if you're still with us, thank you. In today's episode, we talk about NFL players going soft for Pokemon, unruly hospital charges, detransitioners are now coming out in larger numbers to recount their tales of horror and San Francisco launches a guaranteed income program for Trans People. Why, why, why? We also Recast "Alice" while ALSO giving our Top 5 TOP TV Theme Songs along with our Top 5 BOTTOM Theme Songs. Trust me, it'll make sense.  And thank you, thank you, thank you for listening. We love that you love this show.   NOTE: This episode will be remastered with clips from the songs. Thanksgiving week proved tough to get it done in time.   San Francisco Is Launching a Guaranteed Income Program for Trans People (msn.com) Woman who detransitioned warns against minors using puberty blockers due to potential long-term effects (msn.com) ‘How do they charge me for weighing my daughter on my own chest?': Hospital charges couple $4K for skin-to-skin contact with their newborn baby (msn.com) Las Vegas Raiders Player Retires from NFL After Selling Rare Pokemon Card (msn.com)

Joe Biden gives a fiery speech that divided the entire country and pushed anyone right of center, full right by demonizing "MAGA Republicans".  Hooters has several secrets within its busty walls. Some are common sense, some might be a little surprising. We get into some fun football prop bets (hypothetical scenarios) while also playing a trailer for the new horror movie, "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey".  We also discuss which areas of studies, students have the most regret over. This will not surprise anyone.    Articles From The Show: Biden Referred to 'Extremists,' 'Insurrectionists' 9 Times in Speech (newser.com) The most-regretted (and lowest-paying) college majors (msn.com) This Isn't Your Mother's Winnie the Pooh (newser.com) 9 Secrets Hooters Doesn't Want You To Know — Eat This Not That

On today's episode, Kenny regales us with a recap of the 2nd Annual BBQ contest here in Antioch. It's a small group right now, but I'm sure this lineup will get bigger every year. Despite the great odds, he still finished in an offendable position.  The boys talk about Joe Biden's grab for votes which goes hand-in-hand with laziness being called something that sounds less judgey but still means the same thing. James brings up gay singers (Sam Smith, Greyson Chance, Lil Nas X) in today's OCDs which prompts a lengthy discussion on the topic of openly gay lyrics and whether or not that something that one thinks about.   Articles From the Show: Biden Reveals His Plan for Canceling Student Loan Debt (newser.com) What is quiet quitting? (msn.com) Zuckerberg: FBI Caution Led to Limiting Story on Hunter Biden (newser.com) Off-campus UC Berkeley housing bans white people from common areas (nypost.com) After Input From Parents, School District Reinstates Spanking (newser.com)

Welcome to Part 2 from the August 20th show. We could have released one giant episode but figured splitting it into two was a good idea to keep the listening lean...and so you don't hate us. Who knows, maybe too much of us is a bad thing? My mom would never say that, but she also doesn't listen to the show. On this episode, we wrap up our articles with "She-Hulk: Attorney-at-Law" being anti-homeless by featuring a park bench where homeless people can't sleep. If we haven't reached peak stupidity, we're pretty close. After that, we wrap up with a nice round of OCDs and look, it's gonna get gross. Just know that going in, but we're not talking about anything that any of us has never experienced.  We all have and experiencing euphoria after a bathroom session is a great, and underappreciated feeling. I won't feel bad for saying that and you'll never make me.   Articles From The Show: Marvel's 'She-Hulk' bench slammed over 'Anti-homeless architecture' (nypost.com)

On today's episode, Todd, James and Deion Shaw crack wise about all of the topics you didn't know you needed to know.  With Kenny out bringing fried chicken to a BBQ fight, Deion steps in nicely with his own unique perspective on things.   He also makes one of my favorite candy bars, virtually un-eatable now.  The boys discuss the main headline where a straight female athlete was accused of being trans for apparently dominating in her sport. The article writer thinks this is a negative outcome based on anti-trans sentiment toward people who claim to be trans.  We're not so sure that's the right way to look at it.   Also in the news, Monkey Pox rages on and the powers that be, er, the powers that want you to be perpetually scared of everything, seem to think that it's too late to be controlled. Are you concerned about Monkey Pox? Or do you find it just as humorous as we do? We also get into strippers trying to form a union. You go girrrrrrrl! This episode was over two hours so we just chopped it up into two episodes. Part II will be released on Monday.    Articles From The Show: Invasion of cisgender Utah girl's privacy shows danger in anti-trans laws | Opinion (msn.com) 'Window Of Opportunity' To Stop Monkeypox Spread May Be Closing | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com) Brian Stelter Leaving CNN After Network Cancels ‘Reliable Sources' - The New York Times (nytimes.com) Strippers bid to unionize in Los Angeles (yahoo.com)

Despite three articles in the rotation that talk about Covid, this isn't really a Covid-heavy show. James returns after a minor bout with Covid (again...not the dog) that proved to be more of a minor inconvenience than anything. Todd is live and in-person, visiting family for the summer. Great to have a live, three-person session.  The news of Vince McMahon's exit from WWE sees the boys reminisce about favorite matches, wrestlers, etc...  Finally, researchers discover a 'carving' on the moon that resembles a lizard or dinosaur or something.    Articles From The Show: Dog Owner Slammed For 'Insensitive' And 'Offensive' Name She Gave Her Pet | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com) Vince McMahon Forfeited WWE Stock Following Retirement | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com) 2 New Studies Suggest What Likely Started COVID-19 Pandemic | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com) How a new chewing gum could ‘trap' COVID-19, reduce spread: study (nypost.com) House passes assault weapons ban that's doomed in the Senate (nbcnews.com) Disturbing Reptile Carving Discovered On The Moon | WBZ NewsRadio 1030 (iheart.com)

Happy Unoffendable Monday to all.  We're back for another week of discussing some of the news you didn't think you needed to know...and probably wished you didn't know after we told you. On today's episode, James is sick, but his non-Covid cough will not deter him. What. A. Man. Plus, Kenny wasn't afraid of no cough and hasn't been sick since, so it's all good.  Gavin Newsom proposes for California to make its own insulin. Sounds like a good idea on paper, but as we know, whenever government has that much control, bad things are bound to happen. And since Newsom is a bad Governor, well....   Articles From The Show: Emmett Till Family Not Backing Down From Calls for Arrest (newser.com) California Will Start Making Its Own Insulin (newser.com) NFL Exec Reveals New Scheme To Ruin Football For Fans | The Daily Wire Actor James Caan, Star Of ‘Godfather,' ‘Elf,' Dies At 82 | The Daily Wire July 4th Parade Shooter's Father Wants A 'Long' Prison Sentence For His Son | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)  

On today's episode, Kenny, James and Todd discuss the two landmark Supreme Court rulings that allowed for gun owners to sign up for concealed carry permits and Roe vs. Wade has been repealed, allowing the individual states to decide what to do on the abortion issue.  We all are good with the gun issue. Surprisingly and a testament to our show, we do not all agree on the abortion issue but we have a discussion like grown ups.  In a segment that one might call cruel and juvenile, the three take a stab at creating the "Homeless Olympics" and what that might look like, if held out here in scenic Antioch, California. Before one gets their feelings hurt, just know that our pal Kenny, has a unique relationship with these "scourges of society" and are often found/caught vandalizing his property. The city won't do a thing about the problem and if this is the worst thing that happens to them, great.  Thank you so much for listening to the show. We love that you come back every week to listen and it would mean the world to us if you shared us with a friend.    Articles From The Show: Supreme Court abortion ruling touches off second day of raucous protests nationwide (nbcnews.com)               Abortion Statistics | ALL               Facts About Abortion: U.S. Abortion Statistics (abort73.com) R. Kelly sentenced to 30 years in prison after NY sex trafficking conviction (msn.com) ‘A nightmare': Family living without a roof after theirs was removed by a contractor they never hired - YakTriNews.com

Last week's very special Father's Day episode was put on delay due to technical difficulties as well as James on hiatus for some soccer duties in beautiful Oceanside, California.  We go around with our usual batch of articles before getting really serious-like and identifying each of our Top 5 TV Dads.  There are going to be some that you 100% agree with and then there are some under-the-radar #1s. I guarantee you don't guess who they are. Finally, we have a great round of "Re-Casting" as the guys give "Full House" a once-over. Todd has the most entertaining new cast and we made a butchering of a new poster to highlight his selections.  We know you're going to like this episode.    Articles From The Show: Russian soldiers stole cherries from Ukrainian farmers and got poisoned, mayor says (yahoo.com) California Gavin Newsom Announces “I Just Joined Trump's Truth Social” – Deadline Wreck That May Have Inspired The Goonies Is Found (newser.com) Inmates Save Guard From Attack (newser.com) Baseball player who inspired ‘A League of Their Own' publicly comes out at 95 (msn.com)

In today's Kenny-less episode, James and Todd break down the news you didn't know you needed to know and they kick things off with Washington Commanders defensive coordinator, Jack Del Rio, who was fined for saying the BLM riots in 2020 were bad but January 6th was just a "dust up". Why is it not possible to compare the two? Or to even raise the question? A woman acquired an STD after having sex in a car and GEICO may be on the hook for $5.2 million. I'll take those herpes any day. And a sexist joke is too much for one Washington Post reporter and her inability to laugh has seen her lose her job. Nice to see justice served.    Articles From The Show: NAACP President calls for the firing of Commanders coach over Jan 6 remarks | The Hill A woman got an STD in a car. Now Geico may have to pay her $5.2 million. - CBS News 2 people rescued after getting stuck in chocolate tank at M&M's factory - syracuse.com Sexist Joke Leads to Staff Turmoil at Washington Post (newser.com) and the update Washington Post Reporter Who Called Out Sexist Tweet Fired (newser.com) Boxer Hospitalized After Punching Invisible Man | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com) and the update: Boxer Simiso Buthelezi, Hospitalized For Scary In-Ring Incident, Dead At 24 | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)  

A great time was had by all in Kenny's backyard as it was getting prepped for his 50th birthday bash to be had later in the evening. Todd, visiting family locally, made it a point to stop by and visit his longtime friend and to make a live appearance on the show. We were also graced with the presences...presence-i of Mike Burkholder and friend of the show, or at least friend of the people on the show, Allan Cantando.  There was a rundown given but with drinks that had already been drunk and the motley crew on the microphones, not much was adhered to. Those are always the best shows, though, and this one is no different. We started off with a softball topic like gun control and the rest went where the rest went.  We were alerted to the fact that the great state of Texas has a law that prevents ownership of more than six dildos, so James, with time on his hands, pens a letter to Ted Cruz to see about having them change the law or else he wouldn't be able to move there. Finally, we finish off with a round of OCDs and find out who the person was who was on their phone for most of "Top Gun 2: Maverick".    Articles From The Show: SF Mayor London Breed Proposes $6.5 Million Program to End Transgender Homelessness - California Globe One-third of Americans admit no life plans after graduating (nypost.com) Justin Trudeau introduces strict gun control on handguns in Canada (axios.com) I make $5K a day selling my boob sweat in jars (nypost.com) OCDs: Tie dye Disc Golf Meal Prep Wakanda Forever Mr. Pickles (although I got sidetracked and forgot why this was even on the list...lol)  

With James out of the studio, Kenny and Todd take on a couple of topics but then proceed to do what they do best: crack-wise. They take on the Uvalde shooting and how we can possibly fix these situations. Then they naturally transition into "Top Gun 2: Maverick" and Amish breasts.  Claiming some kind of injustice, Gabe Kapler stays in the locker room for the National Anthem. Offendable, Commendable or Defendable?   

In today's episode, we discuss the horrific events in Buffalo. Racist signs re-appear over water fountains which harken back to a time when America was really racist. Are you in Facebook jail? We found a good way to get out…just prepare to get nekkid. And finally, our favorite perverted Russian bodybuilder is back in the news.    Articles From The Show: Buffalo shooting: What we know so far : NPR Signs Over Water Fountains at High School: 'My Heart Dropped' (newser.com) Invasive jumping worms are in California, scientists are worried (kcra.com) OnlyFans star claims she had sex with Meta workers over Instagram ban (nypost.com) OnlyFans star claims she had sex with Meta workers over Instagram ban (nypost.com) Man who married sex doll 'likes their smell of silicone' - Daily Star    

Great news! On today's episode, fan favorite, Deion Shaw makes a return to Studio K2GC. Even better news! It's not going to be another year until we hear him again. You'll hear him on several other episodes of The Unoffendable and will eventually be coming out with his own show. Stay tuned as more details come out. We chat about the important topic that has swept the country. No, not monkeypox. Roe v. Wade. Abortion. And here's a shocker, none of us really agrees with the other but we're able to have a civil discussion, nonetheless.  Netflix has come under fire lately, as well, because their woke programming and leftist ideology turned out to be not so good for their bottom line. As a result, they gave some sound advice that should've been delivered a long time ago. Mid-way through, Spike Cohen calls so we break for that, but the rest of it is The Unoffendable banter you know and (hopefully) love. Articles From The Show: Roe v. Wade: Key vote to protect access to abortion fails in the Senate | CNN Politics Netflix Fires Major Warning Shot At Its Woke Employees With New ‘Culture Memo' | The Daily Wire Marvel fans lose it after discovering forgotten Spider-Man villain named Joe Biden (msn.com)    

On today's episode, we sit down with Spike Cohen to have a conversation about his journey from web designer to being nominated as the Vice Presidential nominee for the Libertarian Party in 2020. In a world where so many people wish that there was something other than a two-party system, Spike is out there putting in the work to let people know what his party stands for.  We had a proper-ish intro but the audio quality on Todd's mic was pretty awful. Spike threw out the Zoom option, we ran with it and it worked well. While the first part of this interview is a little choppy, I think you'll agree that by the end of the interview, it was clear that everything settled in juuuuuuuust fine.  You'll also notice that Kenny is absent from the interview, but we replaced him with former guest, Deion Shaw, who brings his own unique perspective to the conversation.  All of us truly hope that this isn't the last time he's on the show and we look forward to getting more into the weeds on some of the things that Mr. Cohen wants to go to bat for. Unoffendable out!

In today's episode, James and Todd are down a man as Kenny went off to visit an old friend and an old friend of Antioch, former police chief, Tammany Brooks.  At a certain point in the show, we receive a call from Douglas Taurel, creator and performer in the one-man show, "The American Soldier". The interview ran a long time and we didn't want to overload the episode so we broke it in two.  Please forgive the stream of consciousness as we go. We'll sort out the best way to do things, so please hang in there.  This is a lighter episode coming in just under an hour.  We hope you enjoy it!   Articles From The Show: Twitter Accepts Elon Musk's Buyout | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com) US unveils plans to ramp up censorship — RT World News Fictosexual man who married hologram says he can't communicate with her anymore (fox5ny.com) Metallic Wreckage Discovered On Mars By NASA | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com) "The American Soldier" Website: The American Soldier (theamericansoldiersoloshow.com)

In this special bonus episode, James and Todd sit down for an interview with Douglas Taurel, the creator of the one-man play, "The American Soldier".  The performance is on May 14th at 7:00 PM in Tracy at the Grande Theatre Center for the Arts.  In this time of political division among just about everyone we know, Douglas has made it clear that this show has the ability to unify those divisions.  It has the ability to bring everyone together with the same camaraderie that we shared not that long ago.  We hope that you like the interview and we hope to see you at the show!   The American Soldier (theamericansoldiersoloshow.com)

I could not, in good conscience, put anything else in that headline. It deserves its own space to live and breathe. There isn't anything else that I could have put there that would have made it any better. It just would have made it worse.  In this episode, we discover that Vice President Kamala Harris shares the same last name as Kamala the Ugandan Giant whose real name was James Harris. Mind = Blown.  We were equally mind blown to hear her profound speech about space. She's truly one of a kind. Netflix loses a bunch of subscribers, and they don't blame woke programming, they blame another popular scapegoat. James cannot quit watching "The Kardashians" on Hulu and it turns out that all chaps are assless. Who knew?   Articles From The Show: Netflix says it lost 200,000 subscribers in first part of the year (nbcnews.com) Mike Tyson Repeatedly Punches Man On Plane In The Face | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com) A 92-year-old grandma has blown up on TikTok with a list of rules for her funeral, including 'get drunk' and 'cry but not too much' (msn.com) CNN+ will shut down April 30, just one month after launch (cnbc.com) 4 Men Gang-Raped, Killed and Ate a Protected Monitor Lizard (vice.com) Tennessee bill requiring drunken drivers in fatal crashes to pay child support to victim's children unanimously passed (nbcnews.com)   OCDs (Offendable, Commendable, or Defendable): Mike Barbanica Flying Ukrainian Flags Ridiculously Long Cell Phone Cables Senorita Bread Squeaky Shoes...And Choosing To Keep Them Movies From The Show: Four Lions (Not a movie, but) Sanford and Son

James had an idea for a segment where one of us goes off on a diatribe called a "Slow Clap Rant". We hadn't had one until today's episode where Todd unexpectedly unleashes a wonderful flurry of righteous anger and is rewarded with a redeeming slow clap. Kenny loses some "man points" in Todd's eyes and it's evident when it happens. Almost sad, really. We play several videos from insane "educators" who think it's fine to introduce a false gender ideology to young children. What's in these videos is what the Florida Parental Rights in Education bill is trying to prevent.    Articles From The Show: Twitter Punishes Libs Of Tik Tok For Daring To Expose Radical Leftism (thefederalist.com) Florida Parents Fall Victim to Easter Egg Scam (newser.com) 'Blood Spitting Everywhere': 9-Year-Old Girl's Gory Poem Stuns Internet (msn.com) Man Awarded $450,000 In Unwanted Birthday Party Lawsuit Against Ex-Employer | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com) 3 Toddlers Hospitalized After Eating THC-Laced Goldfish | PEOPLE.com Michigan kindergartner brings tequila to school and shares with classmates (msn.com) U.S. tax revenues set another record of $2.1 trillion under Biden in last six months - Washington Times American men's penises are only the 59th biggest in the world, study finds - beaten by Haitians, Australians & French (thesun.co.uk) OCDs (Offendable, Commendable, Defendable): Matching Disney Outfits At Disneyland Make-Up On 6-Year Old Cheerleaders Grant's Pass, Oregon Speed "Humps" Pharrell Williams

Articles From The Show: Pepsi unveils 'Cracker Jill' version of 'Cracker Jack' to promote women's sports | Fox Business Teacher Loses Job After Assigning 'How Racially Privileged Are You?' Paper (msn.com) Will Smith Gets 10-Year Oscars Ban Over Chris Rock Slap – NBC New York Family surrounds dead rapper's body at nightclub; dances and parties at his funeral [Watch video] - IBTimes India Pregnant Applebee's worker cries after manager allegedly fat-shames her (msn.com) OCDs: Post Malone Popeyes French Fries Come Birthday Cake Flavored Things Motorcycles With Sound Systems  

James spent some time the past couple of weeks coming up with an intro song that features something that he's claimed to do several times on the show.  It's also something he's not done in over 15 years! Kenny goes off on a diatribe to start off the show but the content was so informative and useful, James couldn't edit it out. Speaking of informative and useful, Todd manages to spit out the phrase "Trans-Afro-Midgets" which is sure to piss someone off...but to come out all stream of consciousness-like was pretty impressive and he should be held up as a hero, really. The three also manage to do something that's not been done on any episode of The Unoffendable that we can think of: they didn't mention a single movie. We're not sure if this means it's the end of days, but it can't signal that something good is about to happen.  We have Trans-Afro-Midgets on our side, so we'll be okay anyway, I guess.   Articles From The Show: NFL demands teams hire women or minorities as coaches next season | The Post Millennial Scammers Are Now Sending Text Messages To People From Their Own Number | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com) Ron DeSantis signals support for stripping Disney of special self-governing status as feud escalates (msn.com) FDA advisers to review ALS drug funded by Ice Bucket Challenge (nbcnews.com)   OCDs: People who hold Stop/Slow sign on construction crews Calf Tattoos Polish Jokes Guys WebVan Major League Baseball

The boys welcome Stacey Graf in studio and kick around the topics du jour. Kenny reads an article about getting paid, yes, to grow a mullet. Guess he wants Mike to feel welcome in the WTF California shows. Kenny loves that equity. People aren't just crossing the border for the American Dream anymore. Now, they're crossing, getting a Dole Whip, taking some pictures before jacking us for our valuables and then leaving. We discuss "Criminal Tourism" and how lightweight laws have created this monster. James watched "The Last Days of Frankie the Fly", a movie that Kenny has been trying to get him to watch for five years now.  And of course, much more fuckery was definitely afoot.  Bon apetit!   Articles From the Show: 'Criminal tourism' robbery rings targeting wealthy US neighborhoods | The Post Millennial Driver dies after her arm is ripped off in horror carjacking (msn.com)  After a 'Heinous' Murder, Parents Turn In NOLA Teens (newser.com) Woman Refusing to Use Grandson's 'Awful Pretentious' Name Divides Internet (msn.com) Men's grooming platform looking to pay someone $12K to grow a mullet – Boston News, Weather, Sports | WHDH 7News Ron Perlman leads Ted Cruz backlash with foul-mouthed tirade over Ketanji Brown Jackson questioning (msn.com) Iowa Teens Allegedly Beat Their Spanish Teacher To Death With Baseball Bat | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)   Movies From The Show: The Last Days of Frankie the Fly OCDs: Saying One's Name Wrong On Purpose BJ's Restaurant Different Oreo Flavors Shrinkflation "Everything Happens For A Reason"

Friend of the show, Todd Brownley, recently had to put his podcast, "2 Guys From Vegas", to sleep due to scheduling conflicts. Long-time friend, Kenny, gave him a call and asked him if he still felt like getting funky and talking trash and guess what? Todd said yes! The three guys take another lap around the idiotic and the imbecilic as they take on all of the hard-hitting news of the week. An assistant principal reads a book to children and in this time of sharing pretty much anything with children, for some, this book was off limits. What book could have possible landed this man a good firing? More details emerge from the death of Bob Saget. His family still thinks nothing funny is going on when something funny definitely feels like it's going on.  NOTE: In this episode, James mentions that schools are teaching boy students how to tuck their genitals to make them more like girls if that's how they feel. This is incorrect.  Not that it's much better, but a children's hospital in Portland, Oregon is doing that particular deed.  Link to the article below.   Articles From The Show: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/content/2022-03-13-assistant-principal-fired-for-reading-i-need-a-new-butt-to-second-graders/ Pete Davidson's Alleged Texts to Kanye West—In Full (newsweek.com) https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/bob-saget-death-final-report-details-last-moments-of-actor-e2-80-99s-life/ar-AAV9909?ocid=uxbndlbing  Wisconsin dentist found guilty of breaking patients' teeth so he could fix them in fraud scheme | Fox News https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/03/15/kansas-teacher-lawsuit-gender-pronouns-religion/ Children's hospital features Gender Clinic that advises safe tucking of boys genitals, chest binding for girls - TheBlaze Movies From The Show: I, Tonya The Last Days of Frankie the Fly Waterworld Titanic War With Grandpa OCDs: Smart Phone Keyboards Waterworld JK Rowling Sports Fans Who Switch Allegiances Drunk Driving

Kenny and James go around on another ride around the ridiculous. A realtor attempts to sell a house that wasn't for sale. What do you do if you see them approach on your Ring Doorbell and start walking around your house? What about if your student is strip searched for vapes? Mad at the searcher, mad at your kid for vaping? Who gets the brunt of it? Joe Biden backpedals on his defund the police idiocy and thinks that now we need to fund the police! Let's go Brandon! Finally, they take another spin down OCD alley.   Thanks for listening!    Articles From The Show: Doorbell Camera Shows Real Estate Agent Showing Home That Isn't For Sale | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com) 6 Wisconsin Students Allege Superintendent Strip Searched Them for Vapes | PEOPLE.com Biden Applause Line: 'Fund the Police' (newser.com) Another GOP Governor Targets Transgender Athletes (newser.com) Ladies, You Might Want to Move Here (newser.com) NYPD Arrests Suspect in Subway Poop Attack (newser.com) Ukrainian Sailor Tries To Sink His Russian Boss' Yacht Over War Ties (yahoo.com)   Movies From The Show: I, Tonya Richard Jewell 12 Monkeys Out of Sight   OCDs From The Show: Sean Payton Mexican Food Multi-cheese Blend Foods "Windy City Heat" - Movie & "The Big 3 Podcast"  Subway Sandwiches

In this (delayed) episode, Kenny and James discuss the happenings in Ukraine, the victory by the U.S. Women National Soccer Team, among other things.  Stay tuned until the end when a very special guest makes an unexpected visit.     Former champion boxers plan to take up arms and fight for Ukraine (msn.com) U.S. Women's Players and U.S. Soccer Settle Equal Pay Lawsuit - The New York Times (nytimes.com) Finland skier Remi Lindholm suffers frozen penis in Olympics mass start race (nypost.com) A Teen Had His Fingers and Legs Amputated After Making This Food Safety Mistake (yahoo.com) Dog Poop Smellers Wanted: A Stinky Job That Pays $6,000 (ibtimes.com) 1 Dead, Several Injured After Crash at Miami Restaurant | PEOPLE.com California trans child molester Hannah Tubbs gloats over light sentence in jailhouse phone calls | Fox News   OCDs Jack in the Box Chicken Teriyaki Bowls Panda Express Safeway Chinese Food People who refuse service to same-sex couples “Marry Me” - Movie with J. Lo and Owen Wilson   Movies From The Show: The Rundown American History X Life Hardware Hustlers Player's Club

In this episode, we have a special guest who hasn't made an appearance for several months. Here's a hint: She's as big (or bigger) of a Disney fan as Kenny. We talk about Storyliving by Disney which features Disney-inspired residential neighborhoods. Who wouldn't get tired of that? Bob Sagat's family opts to not have his sudden death investigated and we're not too on board with that at all. The ATF gives spurned lovers a chance to exact some revenge by turning in their gun-selling exes. One of us was okay with that. And much more.   Articles From The Show: https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/experience/theme-parks/2022/02/16/disney-getting-into-residential-housing-market-storyliving/6811164001/ Bob Saget family sues to block release of investigation photos, autopsy records - Chicago Sun-Times (suntimes.com) We're sisters and our sons are brothers, cousins and twins (nypost.com) https://www.forbes.com/sites/petersuciu/2022/02/14/atf-called-for-americans-to-report-former-partners-on-valentines-day/  I'm so in love with myself, I don't need a boyfriend - people think I'm a narcissist, but this is something real (the-sun.com) Man Leaving Flowers on Fiancée's Grave Arrested When Her Father Disapproves (msn.com) Tom Hanks' Son Bemoans Lack of 'Strong Male Role Model' (newser.com) Offendable, Commendable or Defendable: Personalized License Plates The word 'Texts" 4K TVs LED Lighting Butt Heat   Movies From The Show: Cruella Nightmare Alley Freaks Last of the Dogmen  

On this episode, James drops a clip on Kenny that sets him off in the wrong direction. While the clip angered James so much it inspired him to put it in the show, it really triggered Kenny who made his own mandate: no more stinking Coivd-19 talk on The Unoffenable. While it's possible James listens, it's entirely possible he does not. The two guys dig into baby names that you cannot name your baby. If you thought Baby Gus was a strange name, trust us, they can get weirder...and illegal-er.  Not gonna lie, New Zealand might have the best illegal baby names on the entire list.    Articles From The Show: Pfizer postpones FDA request for Covid vaccine for kids under 5 (nbcnews.com) Fauci: US exiting 'full-blown' pandemic phase of coronavirus crisis | TheHill Florida couple forced son to live in locked structure in garage for years, police say (nbcnews.com) Chinese Media: 'Pelosi Is Right' to Tell Athletes to Shut up About Genocide (breitbart.com) Woman, 19, Confused To Learn Her 13-Year-Old Brother Is Actually Her Twin | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com) These Baby Names Are Illegal In The US | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com) Virginia Man Bought 264 Lottery Tickets And They're All Winners | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com) Cops: Man Who Saw Bear Accidentally Shot Brother, Then Self (newser.com) Wing Bowl legend 'El Wingador' busted with copious amounts of cocaine, marijuana in Nebraska | PhillyVoi OCDs From The Show: Reels (from Facebook, IG, etc...) Star Registry Bingo Thank You Cards Merging In Traffic

Happy Unoffendable Friday everyone! On today's show, Kenny and James talk about the potential ramifications of a Space X rocket crash landing on the moon. Could this affect our tidal system? Could something worse happen as a result? One man in prison confesses to a crime that his brother was arrested for, is he outsmarting the system or is he just coming clean on being an a-hole? Plus much more. Stories From The Show: Giant Elon Musk rocket is about to CRASH into the Moon after '7 years of chaos' (the-sun.com) Chicago man who spent nearly 20 years in prison for murder released after twin brother confesses to crime | Fox News 6th Victim Added to Tally of 1970s 'Doodler' Serial Killer (newser.com) https://www.newsweek.com/denmark-end-most-covid-restrictions-welcome-life-we-knew-before-1673373 2-year-old boy saved his family after their Alvord, Texas, home caught fire - The Washington Post   Offendable, Commendable or Defendable Topics:  Multi-level Marketing The word 'lisp' Christmas Displays Country Music Wienerschnitzel

Kenny and James start off the show with a discussion on the Mike Burkholder / Lorena Gonzalez t-shirt reveal and how little of a reaction Mike gave in studio. We think he was saving his reaction for a more private and intimate setting, however. Then we roll into The Fart Jar-er, Stephanie Matto, and how she's been experiencing some work-related pressure. Patton Oswalt is allowed to do a set at a show for Dave Chappelle, takes a picture afterward and apologizes for committing such a heinous crime. A US Postal worker cracks open some Christmas cards to get some of those sweet-sweet cash (or gift cards). Of course, we ramble on and eventually come up to OCDs to discuss the truly important topics in life. Articles From The Show https://nypost.com/2022/01/04/tv-star-stephanie-matto-stops-selling-farts-after-health-scare/ https://thepoliticalinsider.com/new-poll-shows-trump-absolutely-dominating-2024-republican-primary/ https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/patton-oswalt-apologizes-dave-chappelle-nye-photo https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-letter-carrier-arrested-accused-stealing-cash-greeting-cards-rcna11346 OCDs Sunshine Donuts "No Country For Old Men" "Spider Man: Far From Home" Mike Burkholder Not Seeing Elf Cabbage Patch Kids Christas Album Auto Sticks (Autosticks : World's First Press-to-use Chopsticks | Indiegogo)

Kenny and James return to the studio to discuss more unruly and unusual behavior in the world.  If someone offered to sell you a jar of their farts, how much would YOU pay? What is a fiscally responsible bank robber? How does James manage to gross out Kenny, a feat that some might say is impossible when we're talking about someone like Kenny. We're happy as hell to be back and hope you enjoy this episode.  Please like, subscribe and share and we'll see you all next week. Articles from the show: Brazilian Politicians Settle Dispute with MMA Fight (vice.com) https://nypost.com/2021/12/14/reality-tv-star-strikes-gold-with-50000-a-week-fart-scheme/ Man who married a sex doll finds new love with ashtray he took from a nightclub - Mirror Online   Offendable, Commendable, Defendable: Mounds/Almond Joy Pie Crust Everything Bagel Mangos Handicapped spaces at Lowe's or Home Depot

Kenny and James crush this episode by examining a list from a bygone era that taught women how to be good wives.  You might be surprised at how Kenny reacted.  The two unchaperoned gents waxed poetic and filled this episode with movie references from "The Karate Kid" (the Jaden Smith one) to "12 Monkeys" to "Dude Where's My Car" as they discussed a Brazillian fella who is a nominee for Worst Luck of the Year.  Joe Biden calls Satchell Paige a negro...or did he? Covid-19 manages to find the unlikeliest of hosts...although we're not sure how.  Plus, maybe one of the most animated rounds of OCDs to date.  Oh yeah, and of course some Kyle Rittenhouse thrown in for good measure.   Articles From The Show: Man Eaten By Piranhas After Jumping In Lake During Bee Attack | iHeart An Unexpected New COVID Concern: Deer (newser.com) A record 4.4M Americans quit jobs as 'Great Resignation' gathers momentum | Fox Business Dave Chappelle's Alma Mater Postpones Fundraiser with the Comedian over Student Backlash (msn.com) Covid vaccine holdouts are caving to mandates — then scrambling to 'undo' their shots (msn.com) Attacks On Rittenhouse Part Of Plan To Disband A ‘Well-Regulated Militia' (thefederalist.com) Offendable, Commendable or Defendable (OCDs) Tom MacDonald's latest song "Balloons" Ground beef, ordered rare Fresh fruit on/in cereal Fast food workers Music listening habits of teenagers

Kenny and James do yeoman's work in handling the news of the weird and deranged without Mike's help. Where is this guy? Has he become...DUN DUN DUN....Offendable? We doubt it, but have to give him crap for another absence.  In unrelated topics, James and Kenny talk about homemade popcorn preparation, the comedy of Sinbad and Bob Sagat and how Hallmark can improve upon their already solid product. Here's a hint: fewer clothes.  The two reveal how one man used Six Flags to erase his student loans, how one man saved himself from a bear, In-N-Out is cordially invited to move to Florida and so much more.  Have a listen, we'll love you for it. We'll love you if you don't, but just not as much...and who wants that?   Articles From The Show: Man spent $150 yearly on Six Flags food, paid off student debt (nypost.com) With Single Kick, Man Survives Attack From 500Lb. Bear (newser.com) Facebook changes company name to Meta (cnbc.com) Florida invites In-N-Out to open in Sunshine State as restaurant battles California's vaccine mandates | Fox News Biden campaigned against Trump's Mexico border policy. Now he's relaunching it (msn.com) Why the Biden administration would pay as much as $450,000 to separated immigrant families (msn.com) Student-staff lap dances at Kentucky high school lead to disciplinary actions (nbcnews.com)   Offendable, Commedable or Defendable: Soccer Sparkling Water Making The Bed Kid Rock's "Bawitdaba" Meat Lover's Pizza

No Mike and no Kenny this week so James fills a seat with good, unrelated friend, Kevin Pringle.  No stranger to the microphone, Kevin drove an hour to the studio to give his two cents on fugitives attending Dodger games (aren't those just called Dodger fans, though?), ESPN anchor, Sage Steele is booted from ESPN amid controversial topics regarding Covid-19 and Barack Obama, as well as a man who developed an unusual compulsion to eat sharp objects after trying to go sober.  Prior to that, we get to know Kevin a little bit so hang with us because we do get to the normal Unoffendable topics you're used to. Also, fair warning, put on your Unoffendable seatbelt because it might be a wild ride. Kevin is unflinchingly honest, which is a great offset to my hemming and hawing.   As always, we thank you like crazy for listening and love your support.   Articles From The Show: US marshals think fugitive on run for 23 years could have been at Dodgers game (yahoo.com) Report: ESPN Pulls Sage Steele Off Air Amid COVID-19 Diagnosis, Controversy (msn.com) 'Class clowns' may also be the most intelligent students - Study Finds Suit: 'Psychic' Was Paid $1K, Still Didn't Lift Witch's Curse (newser.com) Wendy's is turning its Frosty into a cereal - CNN https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/08/nyregion/gifted-talented-nyc-schools.html?smid=url-share Lithuanian Man Eats Over Two Pounds of Metal After Quitting Drinking | Coast to Coast AM NPR accuses Dave Chappelle of using 'white privilege' | The Post Millennial   Offendable, Defendable, Commendable: The Haunted Mansion at Disneyland Pineapple on pizza James Bond becoming Jane Bond Women driving with men riding shotgun    

Kenny and James wake their butts up early to record another show. In this one, we  talk about the newest and rarest of Covid symptoms. From Kenny's mind vault, we're treated to a new movie for our watch list in a movie from the 1930s, "Freaks". We also get into some 10-year late "Human Centipede" talk. We weren't podcasting then so...  James compares "Human Centipede" with "Tusk", but only in it's human-to-animal transmogrification. Out of the two, "Tusk" is probably the most easily digestible. You're welcome. As always, the best thing that you can do for us is to, of course, subscribe on whatever method you listen to the show, but also, share it with friends and family you think also might like what we do.  Thank you for listening and we'll see you next week.   Articles From The Show: Covid-19 patient diagnosed with ‘restless anal syndrome' in world first | news.com.au — Australia's leading news site A museum lent an artist $84,000. He kept the money and called it 'art' (kcra.com) At Haunted House, a Horrifying Accident (newser.com) Obama Takes Shot At Biden: ‘The Idea That We Can Just Have Open Borders' Is ‘Unsustainable' | The Daily Wire NAACP calls for reinstatement of KTVU anchor Frank Somerville (msn.com) Inflation Forces Dollar Tree to 'Break the Buck' (newser.com) Top Pitcher Punches Wall, Will Miss Playoffs (newser.com)   Offendable, Commendable, Defendable Topics: Disparity between men and women and poop/butt jokes Unfair football stats Teenagers The phrase "no muss, no fuss" Toxic Masculinity Movies Mentioned From The Show:

In this episode, we talk about public schools allowing sexually explicit books in the library. Is this acceptable? Or is one Texas mom justified in berating the school board?  Scandinavian teens are sticking nicotine pouches in places that are not normal for such items. Kenny says that they're sticking them in their ant eaters. Find out what THAT is.  Pavarotti drinks alcohol with his butt? No, but some opera singers do. Can the whitest paint ever made cool a house better than an air conditioner?  One woman in Florida has the worst kind of luck.  E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial...IS A JEDI?!?!? And find out what Kenny does when he hears an Amber Alert. Finally, James and Kenny engage in another round of OCDs among other tangents that aren't necessarily safe for work.  Articles From the Show: Texas mother disrupts Austin school board meeting to discuss anal sex (nypost.com) Young Scandinavians Are Sticking Nicotine Pouches Up Their Asses (vice.com) Whitest paint in world created at Purdue, may help curb global warming (usatoday.com) Driver 'rescued' woman from sexual assault; only to drive to second location and assault her again | Daily Mail Online E.T. in Star Wars Explained (audio used from YouTube) - https://youtu.be/Qzhfvqpeyt8 'Woke' Marvel Studios considering dropping 'Men' from 'X-Men' amid concerns title is not 'inclusive' | Daily Mail Online White students ‘kicked out' of multicultural space at Arizona State University | news.com.au — Australia's leading news site   OCDs For the Week (Offendable, Commendable or Defendable) People who say they're too busy/other people have too much time on their hands A-hole drivers who flip YOU off after you honk at them Amber Alerts Bicyclists Hallucinogenics As always, thank you for listening. If you haven't already, please like, subscribe and share. And not just in that order. Sharing it is probably the most important thing you can do as it helps spread it to more people.   

Not by design, but Mike being the good dad that he is, spent the day with his kids while Kenny and James ignored their own family. Mike must get really good Father's Day gifts.  But those gifts can go screw because we had two gifts of our own as we had a special guest host as well as a phone call from a familiar voice.  The Unoffendable start off with James breaking down his Disneyland Magic Moment.  Turns out maybe it *wasn't* as magic as previously thought?  Drone technology is really improving as a drone delivered a special package to an unsuspecting High School.  We then naturally transition to the idea that aliens might live among us but as a creature that we all know and like, if not love. Gambling comes up a bit as Kenny talks about his upcoming trip to Adult Disneyland, followed by someone who reached for pizza rolls and grabbed something far more foul and disgusting.   This episode is more stream of consciousness, but that's not a bad thing, we think. Or at least, we hope.    Articles From the Show: Virginia: Drone carrying drugs to prison mistakenly lands outside school • The Pigeon Express New Evidence Shows Penguins Might Actually Be Aliens | iHeartRadio Facebook under more scrutiny after own research shows Instagram is harmful to teens - CNET Man defecates in grocery freezer, shopper gets it on her hands (nypost.com) https://www.studyfinds.org/average-american-sleeps-poorly-3-nights/ OCDs for the Week: Abbreviating words e.g. 4 for 'for', U for 'you', etc... Jordans Deleting Cookies as a computer fix Maybelline Jack in the Box Tacos     

The Unoffendable get together for another week with no one to limit their shenanigans as Mike was missing in action. We're not sure if he was still stuck in the toilet, but we know he's okay because he drafted in our inaugural fantasy football draft. Speaking of that, we discuss some fantasy football...kinda. We eloquently tell the tale of a 43 year old man who sued his parents for throwing out his porn collection. We shine a spotlight on some of the dangers in schools today as woke teachers continue to indoctrinate their students.  Ashli Babbit, 14-year Air Force veteran and Capital building rioter, was shot and killed in the January 6th riots. The officer who shot her has been exonerated, and even though his rationale is the same as just about every police shooting, there is no media backlash. Seems odd.   OCDs for the week: Teenagers who wear Bob Marley Shirts Crock Pots Instant Pots Children with cell phones Fake food recipes   Finally, we've done something a little different with this episode. Give it a listen and drop us some feedback. Do you like it? Do you hate it? Do you want more? This goes for any episode, really. We want to make it the best that we can and your opinions can make that happen.    Please don't forget to spread the word. If you like what you're doing, the best thing that you can do is to share this show with someone you know.  The more this gets out there, the easier it is to make more as well as helping some of the scripted things come to life. We appreciate the hell of out you all for listening during this time and we hope you enjoy this episode. 

The Unoffendable play this week minus one with Mike out with an injured labia.  Kenny and James discuss the private military group known as the Pineapple Express, who has single-handedly rescued 500 Americans in Afghanistan. Kenny predicts when our next earthquake might happen. We highlight a lonely sap who found an alternative to dating sites. We close with a discussion on how to handle the lost jobs from Elon Musk's robot work force.   Articles From the Show: A Private Group of US Veterans Called 'The Pineapple Express' Have Gone into Afghanistan on Their Own and Rescued 500 People | Barstool Sports St. Louis man creates his own dating website after striking out on apps | FOX 2 (fox2now.com) Alex Jones Flips On Trump, Decides Maybe 'He's A Dumbass' | HuffPost Star of Nirvana's Nevermind Cover Says It's Child Porn (newser.com) Elon Musk reveals Tesla is building a humanoid robot - CBS News Roller Coaster Shuts After Riders Report Broken Bones (newser.com)

We are back with our latest The Unoffendable episode. We jump on the Mike Richards out as Jeopardy host over a podcast comments from several years ago. We talk OnlyFans and how a sexy nurse is making bank. We then talk NFL and the drunkest fans--including the price of beer. Washington Football Team has now narrowed down its list of potential names. Finally, we talk Hot Dog toppings and alternatives you apparently need to try. Articles From the Show: Mike Richards Out as ‘Jeopardy!' Host After Podcast Comments Boston nurse Allie Rae left job for OnlyFans, now makes $200K a month OnlyFans' New Ban Shocks the Internet Melburnians Are No Longer Allowed to Remove Their Face Masks to Drink Alcohol in Public The Teams With the Drunkest Fans in the NFL, Ranked (2021) $2million burial crypt for sale at famed Los Angeles memorial park offers eternal sleep next to Marilyn Monroe and Hugh Hefner Washington Football Team Cut List of Potential New Names to Final Choices The 6 Best Hot Dog Topping Alternatives You Need to Try Articles We Planned to Talk About... But Didn't Get Too! Facebook launches VR remote work app, calling it a step to the ‘metaverse' Don't duct tape unruly passengers, United Airlines says in memo to employees The story of how Bill Murray was almost cast as Batman Tesla is actually going to make a ‘Tesla Bot' humanoid robot for general purpose use Elon Musk unveils 5 ft 8 'humanoid' robot that 'won't need to be told what to do' 48% of Americans Want the Government To Restrict Misinformation on Social Media

Nostalgia about growing up in Antioch, recasting Gilligan's island and stories of misguided youth

On this episode, we discuss rude people and how even as businesses are struggling its the customers who are being demanding and rude. The Cleveland Indians are no more... they are not the Guardians! NFL could see forfeited games due to players not getting COVID shots. We talk about the giant penis headed to space, sorry that was the ship carrying Jeff Bezos. James hosts a newlywed game for Kenny and Mike -- its quite fun to see how well they know each other. We then get into a bunch of other fun. Articles Referenced in the Show SF Bay Area restaurants are still struggling. Returning customers don't see that. 'People are just walking out in the middle of shifts': What it's like to work in a restaurant right now Cleveland changing name from Indians to Guardians after 2021 season NFL warning to teams: COVID-19 outbreaks among unvaccinated players could lead to forfeited games Rick Dennison out as Minnesota Vikings assistant after refusing COVID-19 vaccine, sources say DeAndre Hopkins among players to react to NFL's vaccine memo to teams Eric Clapton Will Not Play Shows Where Proof of Vaccine Is Required Jeff Bezos launches to space aboard New Shepard rocket ship Inflation Pushes Consumer-Goods Giant Unilever to Accelerate Price Increases Sperm Bank Holds Contest to Find Out Who Has the Best Jizz Single Japanese man, 51, almost masturbates himself to death after suffering a stroke moments after he ejaculated Voters will decide if Mainers have a constitutional right to food Research Shows That Spicy Foods May Help You Live Longer JK Rowling Blasts Trans Activists After Death Threat: ‘This Movement Poses No Risk To Women Whatsoever' Texas Tossing Out the Requirement to Teach That KKK Is “Morally Wrong” Says a Lot Physicists Say the Universe Wraps Around Itself Like a Giant Donut Nevada woman breaks into dentist's office, pulls 13 teeth from patient: police Anthony Wicklace Accused Of Assaulting Woman After She Refused His Advances

On this episode of The Unoffendable Podcast, we discuss this idea of 3D printed steaks and if we would eat it. Would we try Mac & Cheese Ice Cream? The wedding guest request list from hell. We get into a heated debate over Shrinkflation.  Apparently, Facebook is being blamed for everything these days as President Joe Biden says COVID-19 misinformation is killing people. Sales of Lego handgun case kids halted while George Floyd Mural in Ohio destroyed by lightning. Plus more more including the NFL pregame to include Black National Anthem, we talk AI weapons, full-time minimum wage, rent and McDonald's paying $20 an hour. The episode was packed and full of fun.   Articles Reference From The Show: With 3D printed 'steaks', Spanish startup eyes the mass market Mac & Cheese Is The Ice Cream You Never Thought You'd Need And Now It's Hard To Get 'Humiliated' mum banned from flying after binning baby's dirty nappy mid-flight Wedding guests advised to 'run' after sharing couple's list of rules for the day Beware Of 'Shrinkflation,' Inflation's Devious Cousin Biden says social media carrying COVID misinformation is 'killing people' Biden accuses Facebook of ‘killing people' amid censorship row The U.S. says humans will always be in control of AI weapons. But the age of autonomous war is already here. Utah company halts sales of Lego handgun case kits after cease and desist Witnesses claim lightning destroyed George Floyd mural in Ohio NFL 2021 season will include Black national anthem, social justice messages again: report Anti-Police Protesters Disrupt Black Families Mourning Victims Of Violent Crime In Oakland Full-time minimum wage workers can't afford rent anywhere in the US, according to a new report These numbers are mind-boggling': It takes how many minimum wage jobs to afford S.F. rent? McDonald's offering up to $20 an hour, pressuring competition Black Widow, Stranger Things Star David Harbour Says No One Could Disagree With Socialism FTC Takes Action against Septic Tank Cleaning Company that Made Millions of Illegal Robocalls to Consumers Nationwide

On this episode of The Unoffendable, we talk talk about what to do when you catch a peeping tom, Chicago's flip flop on government assistance and how the mayor simply cannot lead. Could Apple get NFL Games? We talk about billionaires in space while the topic of "good billionaires" is discussed. Finally, we touch on the craziness of ESPN surrounding comments made by Rachel Nichols and discuss comments made by Captain America on the American Dream.

On this episode of The Unoffendable, we kick off the show discussing snitching on neighbors for lighting off fireworks. We then get into the Olympics and sprinter Sha'Carrie Richardson being suspended while hammer thrower Gwen Berry turning her back on the US Flag as anthem plays. We jump around talking about heavily armed people claiming they do not recognize United States Laws, should online libel laws be re-looked at. This idea that humans will live to be 130-years-old, sex robots and a new world record for water slides. Articles from the Show Report: American sprinter Sha'Carri Richardson tests positive for cannabis, Olympic hopes in doubt American sprinter Sha'Carri Richardson apologizes for positive marijuana test Hammer thrower Gwen Berry turns away from flag while anthem plays at trials: 'I feel like it was a setup' ‘I never said that I hated the country,' says US hammer thrower Gwen Berry after turning from the flag Massachusetts police arrest group of 'heavily armed men' claiming to 'not recognize our laws' Gorsuch thinks US should revisit libel laws over online misinformation Police take 'wanted' posters onto social media, nabbing suspects and ruining lives Humans will regularly live past 130 years old by end of the century, new research says Sex robot customers treating machines 'like dogs' and buying them as 'companions' WV holds new Guinness World Record for longest plastic water slide  

On this episode, Kenny Turnage provides a monologue to our listeners about the Fourth of July and how we should all be "American" first.

On this episode of The Unoffendable Podcast, we discuss how CBS reporter Tony Dokoupil made excuses for a criminal, millennials and career choices. Charles Barkley is correct in attacking cancel culture. We think Victoria Secrets made a terrible decision with its plan to ditch supermodels. Kenny brings up toys and how many of them have since been banned plus much more.   Show Notes CBS's Shocking Spin for Shoplifting Crime Wave: ‘Act of Desperation,' ‘Not Getting Rich' Almost half of older millennials wish they'd chosen a different career path—what they'd do differently Vietnam introduces nationwide code of conduct for social media Charles Barkley quitting ‘Inside the NBA' at 60, blames cancel culture: ‘Can't have fun nowadays' 700-pound statue of George Floyd unveiled in Newark Triple murder suspect Alexander Jackson told police that intruder killed his family, court document shows Arrest made after video surfaces of South Florida Pride mural being vandalized Victoria's Secret DITCHES ‘Angels' supermodels to redefine sexy with ‘diverse high-achievers' like Megan Rapinoe Intermittent fasting is ‘nothing special' for weight loss Batman, Catwoman Oral Sex Scene Blocked From Series: “Heroes Don't Do That” Gov. Abbott signs ‘anti-critical race theory' bill into law over objections from educators and civic groups Mayor Lori Lightfoot says email ripping aide over lack of ‘office time' that drew comparisons to a scene in ‘The Shining' was ‘born out of frustration' Officers, sergeants resign en masse from Portland's Rapid Response Team crowd control unit St. Louis couple Mark, Patricia McCloskey pay fines, lose guns in guilty plea over encounter with rioters 'Big Short' investor Michael Burry warns the 'mother of all crashes' is coming - and predicts crypto and meme stocks will plummet Texas empties prison to prepare to detain immigrants arrested during ramped-up border enforcement