Accuracy Third is a collection of stories from participants of Burning Man. Your hosts Rex, D-Day, and editor Beth compile, comment upon, and share your tales of dusty adventure. Featuring in-studio interviews as well as submitted content, Accuracy Third attempts to create a record of the ephemeral…
The Accuracy Third podcast is a captivating and authentic representation of burn culture, specifically the Burning Man event and its regional counterparts. It provides a unique perspective on the experience that is difficult to articulate to those who have never been before. The podcast offers a diverse range of stories from various individuals, covering everything from absurd and spectacular moments to intimate and sometimes tragic ones. It is not a how-to guide or an overly positive view of Burning Man, but rather a platform for open critiques and ideas on how to improve both the event and the culture as a whole.
One of the best aspects of this podcast is its ability to capture the essence of burn culture through storytelling. The hosts and guests share their experiences with honesty, wit, and strong personalities. The episodes cover a wide range of topics, including touching, inspiring, horrifying, and hilarious moments. The snarky banter between hosts adds an enjoyable dynamic to the podcast, making it entertaining for both veteran burners and newcomers alike. Additionally, it serves as a sort of medicine for homesick burners who long for their community or for those who have yet to discover this unique culture.
However, one potential drawback of this podcast is that it may be slightly foreign or overwhelming for those who are new to Burning Man or burn culture in general. Some listeners may find it difficult to fully grasp certain references or concepts without prior knowledge or experience. Nevertheless, the diverse range of stories shared provides valuable insights into the event and can still be enjoyed by all listeners regardless of their familiarity with burn culture.
In conclusion, The Accuracy Third podcast is an excellent listen for anyone interested in understanding Burner culture or looking to relive their own Burning Man experiences. It offers a mix of humorous anecdotes, thought-provoking discussions, and informative content that resonates with both veterans and newcomers alike. With its authentic portrayal of burn culture through storytelling, this podcast provides a sense of connection and understanding within the community, making it a must-listen for burners and those curious about the culture.
Laugh with us and Snafu, nee Ranger Finger Wolf. Burning Man, bro. The BBC. BRING YOUR MEAT TO BMIR. A holiday fuck-someone-else. Sponge eater. The tree of not for you. Porn stories. Opening Soon. Grover &. SHRED. Get away from me, SWAG. Working Man Woes. Oh, Rangering. Afrika burn exchange. That new gag smell. A mandala for one week. MUSIC: "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Bloop" by Late Bus JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd
Leaving Lost Balance. They give you a hat, don't they? Shapes. Naga the Captain. The speed of the pain of the white light. Lotus McBotus vibes. Lights in sticks. Skygazing susurrusly. Blind Temple burn. Together4NEVA. Not fine, nothing is fine. Fail wheel. Cone! Fartin' Fire Piece. Helios? Poking of stuff. The guy in the shed. Solid Ramp. Jackelope razor blade. Peckening. For your wine blog. A little neighborhood I loved. Beth makes ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. Rex Rangers Esplanade. D.J. Slurm, Plumers 2024, & Crocs boots for fuck's sake. Happiness is a Covid in June. Going to hell (station). Old bike bye-bye. Apprciating listeners appreciating Accuracy Third. Never giving thanks again. Commisery. Incelcaminos. "Sunscreen" dispensing. https://burningman.org/event/2024-art-installations/ https://www.facebook.com/reel/444493248620917 MUSIC: "Shout at a DJ" by Late Bus JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd
LISTENER APPRECIATION PARTY! 2:00 PM @ Lamplighters Bar on Weds of Event Week. Season ender talky-talky episode for your packing day or drive to Burning Man. The coffee burns! But there are other things worth drinking in the world. Like canned cocktails! The Ranch. Critical NW. Minty Fresh NW. Floating Down NW. Cougar Oogle Hour NW. Sparkle Ponied NW. The Salon Factory. Instantiating Beth's fucking fuck room. What is SAP. Interviewee interviews. Consent-A-Thon upcoming. READ: TAZ by Hakim Bey & Cosmic Trigger by RAW. View unhelpful reviews: 1 STAR - 2019 5 STARS - 2009 1 STAR - 2017 5 STARS - 2007 1 STAR - 2012 1 STAR - 2019 4 STARS - 2023 1 STAR - 2017 NOT SO FUN PSA: Test your fun powders and for FUCKS SAKE don't use alone. Anyone can find BUDDY at ANONYMOUS VILLAGE for fentanyl test strips and Narcan. DISCORD Ask A3rd Anything questions: Undies rec? Remove one of the ten principles? New principle adddition?@dday - the story of your first burn? Punish w/ a vol shift? Guess whom? Junk bucket? Accuracy Turd: Porto Edition? Would you do gate? Worst smell? Cock ring FTW. MUSIC: Late Bus, "Huge n South Korea" & "Beths Vocal Exersize take 2" Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits, "Life is Excellent" bobbyjoeebola.com https://bobbyjoeebola.bandcamp.com/ A3rd VAG (Virgin Acculturation Guide): https://accuracythird.com/survival-guide/virgin-acculturation-guide/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd
Extra tough. Diplo's shoes. Commissary. The Man rope. Knots. Sea Daddies. Illumination art shop. Rigging. Three day washing problem. Kitchen excellence. Tattoos. Underwater. The Grotto. MUSIC: "Think Only Words" by Late Bus A3rd VAG (Virgin Acculturation Guide): https://accuracythird.com/survival-guide/virgin-acculturation-guide/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd
Fender Bender, but also Punisher (from S05 E23.) So Hoyle & Super Pet. Butt hump lamps. The Lantern with The Wick or The Dirty Dietz? Lamplighter kitchen = 75*2. Beth's ass: wet. A NIGHTMARE of eggs. Mud pasta. Docking burgers. Gendered chickens. The live stream could I? Rock, paper, Dildo. Thad on Thad violence. A bloody Flip Flop. Inner Pees. MUSIC: "Think Only Words" by Late Bus Fender Bender kicks some ass at Thunderdome https://youtu.be/ifQ0gu381Ro?feature=shared A3rd VAG (Virgin Acculturation Guide): https://accuracythird.com/survival-guide/virgin-acculturation-guide/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd
Other This Travis is Tri-Trav McDanger. Weird: 2006ish. Illumination Monoliths. The Vulcan Town Empire Collective Town. An acquired scent. The Persistence of Dali. Singular bag pile. Tuesday, Thursday, Friday probably 2025. Spin Jam! Society. Fire spinning conclave. Un-fuck your burn. FIST CHURCH FOR FUCK'S SAKE. Dday gets his plaudits. Mongols & their mongolizing. Vulcan Empire website: https://vulcanempire.org/ Empire Fire Collective (EFC) videos for Fire Conclave: https://www.youtube.com/@EmpireFireCollective Photos of EFC on Playa etc.: https://www.instagram.com/empirefirecollective MUSIC: "Requit" by 10kdB (It This Travis.) https://10kdb.bandcamp.com/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd
Xeno brought us a Mateo. Name dropping Robert Burke's Buffalo. The Cyber Bus Buffalo. Some real douche bags. The Directioner. Monkey Ranch. Extra Action Marching Band. Qualified operators. Dada Fest. Extreme Elvis. Blindspotting. Heather votes for blood. La Contessa. The Poet Answan. Formal Wear for a Messy Evening. Rime of the Ancient Mariner but like as a theme or something. Greg Jones, Amazing Human Being. The Port of Algiers. Bonafides. The Car Hunts. It's Northern Nevada. MUSIC: "Thank You" by Late Bus XENO'S LINKS OF LINKAGE: Fireboy Wally on Ripley's Believe it or Not?!: https://youtu.be/tG1I2NsmE9c?t=1930 Extreme Elvis and the Extra Action Marching Band on Playa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDGLPrZRXos La Contessa and The Whale on Playa: pt 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXdEVIiV-ss pt 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxRke8kUSI Shooter making a video.... couldn't find Dr. Fuckofski: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcbgKS9WE6I Desolation Center: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66spZRiFjJI Survival Research Labs in Austin '97 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXdEVIiV-ss JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd
Meet Paige, purveyor of fine cat buttholes. Individual cupcake butts. Butthole Mounting System (BMS). Shouting at buttholes. Getting the Flem out. VW Bus Camp Walter. Buszilla. New Theme: Bad Snacks. A Volkswagen friend. Math Camp. Hula Hooping Economy. The Lost Machine. Henry Chang's awesome cars. Stardust. Purr Pods. Point San Pablo Harbor. MUSIC: "Beer for Lunch" by Late Bus JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd
Get a taste of the treats that our patrons receive. The almost-unedited conversation between DDay, Beth, and Iandustrial about Soak, but mostly what happened at the wet burn and how stupid Burning Man themes are.
It's time for another Burn Barrel chat-a-thon episode! Rex: confidenty doesn't know what he's talking about. DDay: confidently along for the ride. Beth: confidently making things simple and clear. All of us: making requests of Late Bus. Couple to Thruple. That Kevin Spacey Documentary. Crumb. Ask A3rd Anythings: Why did y'all stop doing the cut-in edits? When you do Resto Ep? Performance art things last year? DDay rock the plumpers? When where not finding what wanted led to finding amazing? What is the worst ate or drank? What is best advice you got? What's "best" advice that was worst? If through some weird dimensional time vortex you found yourself in the first few black rock desert burns in the late '80s & early '90s and were part of the inner circle with Larry Harvey & the founders, knowing what you know now, what would you have the Org do differently to change the future of the burn and burn culture? What was best day? What worst? Worried about population collapse? Will A3rd refresh the Survival Guide, VAG, or Consent? What's your fav unders under there?? Most dangerous thingus? Longest gone misunderstanding? If one were to recognize y'all randomly on Playa one year, what would be the best and kindest way to approach as to not make it weird? "Threelationship Material" Merch now available @ https://burnernarc.com/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd
Overfuckingrated at SOAK 2023. IANDUSTRIAL. SHE WHO HAS NO NAME AT THE MOMENT. SPACE CADET. NATASHA. Ignition NW. Critical (Massive.) Counting the sex camps. Kinky Fucking Campers. Sex positivity. DTF = not a sex camp. RevoFUCKINGlution. AbsoFUCKINGlution. IPfuckingA. A glory hole shadow theater with corndogs. Main Burnarble Structure. Summer Camp. Cold S'mores. Flaming Giraffe Art Car. Big jellyfish. MANIMAL. CHEF JUKE. Also Burnout. The Burner Barn is a resource. EMILY goes as long as the song. Soul Train Christopher. BRC Welding & Repair. Other "friends." Blue Light District est. 1997. Swiss Space Bar. SENSEI STRANGE, indeed. Flipside. 6907 camp? APPARATUS. Seacompression. PABLOVEX? The interest is there. Unbroken Spring. Thinning the thicket. Shift. DIMLY. Massive massive. Bridge & tunnel volunteering. Train your replacement. BRATTY CAT. Not just one team. School of Burning Man Event Production. Can't sit still. Rainbow procession. MUSIC: "Your State Smells Like Cow Shit" by Late Bus JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd
Justice for Snieeeffles with Bandicunt & Emerald. Struggles. Pizza girlfriend. WTF, Reno hotels? Mrs. Robinson camp. Reflective sails. No dick for Sneeeffles. La Victrola. Night at the car spike. Frozen oasis. Wrecked car. Hate 15. MUSIC: "nOISE BEAT" by Late Bus (from discord & NH) JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/hwwbQfVW FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd
Professor Plague but also the return of Frisky Whiskey. Talking to anyone about how Survey starts it all. Impatient, but slow. Captain Blackthorn. Haboob. The Octagon. PLACEMEEEEEENT! The Raven. Squiring. Defining the promenades. Cadmus's hypersigil. The cops have visited. 5:30 & Man Face. Infrastructural art. THE APPARATUS. The citadel and the shrine. The Hobo Gobbelins. Spires Music Conservatory. Geekfest. 510-BAD-SMUT. Foam swords in the Mad Max pit. That Damned Band and the 999 Eyes Freak Show. Spireses. The 420 one. MUSIC: Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits, "Life Is Excellent - The Muzak Version", "Life is Excellent" bobbyjoeebola.com https://bobbyjoeebola.bandcamp.com/ "Trainwreck to Narnia" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30PT2zUbAeQ A short youtube thing about Survey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJBBU58MyZE Photo Credit: John Curley
Everyone belongs here, even a VR Birgin. All up in the 2020 Multiverse. BRC VR. Temple of the Heart. Touch the wood. Crossroads. Art Basel, community, all these things. Meeting Glowjo the artist at Playa Alchemists. Ice infrastructure. Lamplighter thanking. The Lusty Chanterelle Kombucha Bar. Tech artistry. Farmer the Rigger. Burden of the Beast. Butterfly Heart break. Pray for Squirrel. Gotta love your neighbors. THE NAMENING, there is more of that and it is fucking anarchy today. MUSIC: "Oh Land - Rainbow" [TreyZilla Remix] http://www.soundcloud.com/TreyZilla JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd
Center Camp test strips & coffee. Buddy is fucking different at Anonymous Village. Pepe's Lingam. Palm Frond Effigy. Thanks to Maid Marian. He don't need no stinking ticket. Boyfriend VS. The Bud. The Meth Lab recipe. Wednesday to Wednesday. Slinging and pushing. Lovin' Oven: really cool. Hubris & Broken Dreams. Passing the ham around. Secret goals. B.R.C.P.S. If you want to know if there is more of the NAMENING, you can be sure there is. Also, an ASK from XENO. MUSIC: "Skin, It Itches" by Me Rex https://merex.bandcamp.com/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd
Sign Shopping around with Dark Sparkle. What The Saloon is. Hello, Fence Day. Howdy, Sign Shop. Cancelling the event. Foundational NVO. Wood signs and metal signs and all signs point to but one. Walking only areas. Fairywood is where it was. Sweet Peach: taking Wink out. Roller discoing. Piss Clear. Kaiju Pacman & Snowpack. Points of Scummy crossover. Giant X. Pete Hudson's amazing strobing shit. Big RJ. The (Not) Waffle. We miss Root Society. Just a guy's problem. Have some of THE NAMENING, as a tasty treat. MUSIC: "Rainbowarrior live at OODE 2022" by Rainb0warri0r https://www.mixcloud.com/Rainb0warri0r/rainbowarrior-live-at-oode-2022/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd
The Right Stuff with Meta & Front Tug. So, so many pets. All the steps. They have a sanctuary. WE CHANGE EVERYTHING. Baba Yaga's House. ESD logistics. P.I.V. games. Chick with a laptop. A little bit of power. Looking with a child's eyes. Free panties. Finding the lighter. CONTENT WARNING: Familial death. JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/hwwbQfVW FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd
Ben with 740 Es. Burning Flipside & Freezerburn. A bit complicated. Lorco, bless his name. Fuck You Telecom. Loveburn. Toast? Mischevia. Bobby Heins and the Counter-Culture Polyamory Epidemic. 3-love work. Goofball hippies: doing their thing. Brimstone the bar. Talkin' Whippets. Bad VS Worse Advice Booths. Wacky banana gambling. Fuck You Telecom is an art thing. Deal with Texas. Sanctuary. J. B. wears nametags. Fuck Rex, we takin' for havin's. LNT = LNT. Be(x740)n sells his pants short. Texas: the Pennsylvania of wherever Texas is. Speaking of orgies. Be NAMENING now. https://www.burningflipside.com/art-project/fuck-you-telecom JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/hwwbQfVW FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social MUSIC: ME REX, "Infinity Worm" https://merex.bandcamp.com/album/giant-elk
Our theme: diarrhea. A Nova is a huge hit. The talk to God oracle. Vibration of love and harmony. Paying to live. Radical gettin' it done. Sage-ing people. Frequency, the matrix, and Calling him Barney. Frequency, the matrix, currency, resonance, vibration, & flow. This threesome story. Manifesting a song pod. 100% Fin Dom. JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/hwwbQfVW FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social MUSIC: Nova & D-day, "Light Language"
Hanging out in camp with Passion. SABOTAGE! Janky Barge. Cat Man Dude. The Diablo Gators. Black Rock Bandits. Camp Butter. Moments of defeat. Wishing well. The watch on the podcast yet. The Pegasus. Katie: awesome. Some scared bitches. The Swiss dumplings. Don't ask what your camp can do for you, ask for condoms & Doritos. Start with one. CostCo: the matchening. Burning HBCUs. THE NAMENING commences. A video of that Janky LIfestyle you've heard so much about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIHMHcQ-qw4. JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8ytjUN6E MUSIC: Dday, "SOUNDBED_02-2017_01"
Small Records & Sign shops. DPW recruits! David besties. Grief and grieving. Hundreds of metal lamps. Remember weekend warriors? The Taxidermed Temple. Temple of Joy. Stabblety Peg. DPW 2.0. When the ONE ARMED MAN was around. Gerlach Gil. What a flea circus is. Rock 'Em Sock 'Em. Tiny Vinyl & the M-Pox outbreak. Food from the kid's menu = episode image. MUSIC: "Strangleweed," by ME REX https://merex.bandcamp.com/album/giant-elk JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8UdsPhbG
A recipe to destroy everything. Great weather; fun party. Don't Reach Back: A Playa Miracle. 3 bath towels, 1 hand towel, and 2 wash rags. The second wet. Rangers: Triumphs. Andrew Christopher: Defeat. Mumblety-tarp. Dday and his perfect, epic, plumpers. Muck discourse. Third time's a Jibbitz. Driving out. Trust. Playaground. Lamplighters shots. Steam Bath Art Car. No, Node. 6:00 Lady Christ. Long Daniel. Watership Joshua Tree Vehicle. Vanishing Point. Galloping Pegasus Doodad Pressing Thing. Ankle-Breaking Swing. Fuck/Drug Closet. Porto Fuck-Rescue. Pile O' Bikes. Gloves Optional. Broken Dreams. Howdy, Roger! Beth, bedraggled. Please do. Ziggurat space. Beth's Fart-Buddhism. Another set of buttholes. Drones: the clip art of art-art. City Limits. Stupid hippie mud-rave protestations. The themes next year. MUSIC: dday, "Sneaks Peeks"
Rex is a Goofus and a bit of a Galoot. Playa Home Companion is at 6:00 & E. They will be hosting our listener party Wednesday at 2:00
The season finale to end all season finales! Rex: doesn't know how live recordings work. Popeye: literally a sailor-man in rehab. Dday: VINDICATED. A Very Burning Wedding. Atticus teaches. NVO v. DPW. The Department of the Wandering Cheeseburger Club. Turnaround is difficult. Coolwhip shitshows. Fancyfoot just got here again. Hardcore Animalia. Makin' art; tryin' to do something cool. Auto shop assets. Ranchers Anonymous. Fam is year three. Haboob '17. Risk aversion & job done. All our burn is belong with friends. Dday is whatever. That fucking cooler. That mug, tho. Colors. The opinions of "Fuck Steely Dan" are not the express opinions of this entire podcast, but still. Shapes. The labor movement. Misunderstanding the whole deal. Don Ross paints everything. Camp Burner Brown. Gate: just as good as DPW. Donate wood to the burn gardens. Playa moments. Dispatch: a series of traumatic events for Bite Size. MUSIC: Coywolf, "Ludwig" https://coywolfsound.bandcamp.com/
Grand Theft Sex Assault. Burning Equines. Family and deers and bears, oh my. Geneologies. Little gascan; little soup! The Burning Man Dispatch: https://dispatch2022.burningman.org/ MEDIAS: PODCASTS - Running from COPS. Bad Dates. National Park After Dark. We Fell Apart. Knowledge Fight. TEE VEES - Paul T. Goldman. The Rehearsal. I'm a Virgo. MOOVIES - Beau is Afraid. Midsommar. Sorry to Bother You. Angel Heart. MEEWSIC - The Coup. Janelle Monae, "The Age of Pleasure". SKIBIDI TOILET https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-ZXraMeHBPJHXBhrNowJaQslyqtUg-tZ
Lady Day's Wild Ride. A state of gratitude. The white walls. Talking to God. Burning Resolutions. Cum ouroboros. Sponsored by Acme. West Nebraskoda. Blake Reagan's art: https://www.instagram.com/blakereaganart/?hl=en https://blakereagan.weebly.com/ MUSIC: Handsome Shane, "The Stars are Moving, too"
Roger and his serious, Sophomore shit. Cosmo. Applicationing for artsings. Dust shark. Heavy Equipment and Transpo Dept. Sittin' upright; enjoying the view. Having to drive it. You gotta see the so-and-so. Tickets! We have an RV now. Gatestomer service. MUSIC: Wildlife Control, "Subtract" https://wildlifectrl.com/
Burning Man Texas Happened. More with Xeno and Daddy (Dish?) Issues. Not The Good Book, but THE Book. Trust issues. What IS a burn? Not Wonder Lounge, but Camp Camp. Hugsings. They were super high. The REAL Wonderlounge. Texas Glen and Glenn. THE Shady Acres Assisted Living Facility. George's brother John's FIRST! Flipside. Tiki Fest: the firstest of Flipsides?! The cool people at the music festival. Xeno lets his guard down. Floaties, tits, haircuts. The loop around. Cajun foods. Punk in Drublic Camp. Harp in a box. MUSIC: That Damned Band, "Hook, Line, & Sinker" https://thatdamnedband.com Behind the Bastards Podcast https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/
Bike Prom vs the Denver Decom. The 7% of the Colorado Burnal Equinox. Bearwhalia? Narbears. Narbar. The unbearable antsiness of playa naming. Dirty Panda's Playa Name Ritual Emporium of Adora Razzle-Dazzle. Excess has stuck. Playa Pops. Taking a chance on a Brian. Edging the acro-yoga people. Calling out Death Guild. It's not just about the art. Bearwhale Camp. Not your father's speaker (3 phases): Mucaro; ecstatic dancer; pull your finger. Atabay. The lost outhouse and THE MOBILE BLOODY MARY BAR. Be art. WELP. Janky car. Ordinary Sausage on the YouTubes. https://www.youtube.com/c/OrdinarySausage Music: “Bach's Brandenburg Concerto #3, Movement 1” and "Comfortably Numb" by Playa Pops https://www.playapops.com/
Meet Ice. Accuracy in descriptions. Naming conventions. The Morris. Just like Marx. Helco. Costco & other cameras. We should all aspire to be Michael Keaton on playa. More Weight. The guy is all right. Haboobs. The Lady Sassafras. Pallet car accidented art. Embracing. Bring back the Core burns. The hammer squad. Girls will be Girls all the time. The Candy Bomb. The Wonkatania Superbad. boatswain: (noun) an officer on a ship whose job is to take care of the equipment and the people who work on the ship The 1996 Helco Commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go7ceSUFlAc
Something bold, like Passion. The concisest of hero's journeys. Feel your feelings as therapy. Dr. Baron Von Realz Esq's Most Spectacular Steampunk Side Show of Altered Reality and Debauchery. Lucy booths: not a sex act. The Three Principle Ticket Solution. Fuckhospital. HALT. Camp Charlie Unicorn. Giant Dentistry. RIDE to deep playa. Music and the people who music it. Costco and you and them. Appreciations, but also what we don't appreciate. Music: “Wave" by Egodeth https://soundcloud.com/user-1942186
Freshman sagas, sophomore struggles, & sticking with Blossom with Emerald. First Camp: horrible. Foreshadowing Bandicunt. La Victrola. Burning the shit. Bucket List Brigade. Personal Space Camp. Relationshipping Man. Rex's previously unheard washtub anecdote. The nine-year nope. Misery was accompanied. He liked it. Implored kitchen. La Victrola-la-la. Firmament. Lots of things ARE orbs. A Flame for Orb Meanie. Ranging on the range. IT IS THAT BETH. Weird lil' desert rats. Mini-ramas. How we come. Music: “Transportation” by Shakano
Introducing Mr. Mars. 1998 shit. House of Music. This movement is over. Shade: Origins. Nostalgia = poison. Same-same. Will & Rod. The Burning Opera. Biggernips. The Earliest Man. Foreplay Lounge. The Vulcan. Raspa. BRC supes. Misunderstandings about hierarchy and then sarcasm. Urges. The Fabulous Miz Rachel Dove & the T community. Motodude racing. The David the Best.
Big J big M. Emcee HAMSTER. Burning Man and Burning Man and Burning Man. Illuminaughty. Soul System. Dust b oobs. Soul System. Sonic Runway. F&F. Illumination Village. Propaniac. Missing everythings. Ill Vill's center. Home. John From. A carrotmobile. Next year's plans, today! Boom Cookie. Rex wasn't gonna say Simona. Numbers go up. NOVA (featuring The Dragons of Eden) 18kw is a lot of kw. The drones?! The Museum of that One Time at Burning Man. Poi Play. WATCH PAUL T. GOLDMAN ON PEACOCK. MUSIC: 808s & EarthQuakes [TreyZilla Remix] https://soundcloud.com/treyzilla
Victor loves nests. Seen it all & dropping doses. Banksy Big Rig. Peter Hudzo's Homouroboros. Go party and dance. You remain; turned away. Burnig Man Narc Point Oh. So hot, white, & long. Spike'scream Tuesdays. Chairway to Heaven. 1000 reasons of hard year. Diver's Up: 2005 to 2022. Supply Truck Issues. A series of 9 hours. She got out there. Interactive ceramic consciousness head spinners! People always criticize. Why did you pick this? Barbarella was always a little weird. https://www.victorspinelli.com/diverup MUSIC: Me Rex, "Sacred Cancer" https://merex.bandcamp.com/
Meet our new friend Newbie. How could YOU not be new? What are the rules? Heebie Jeebie Healing. Ki cking your mom's ass. Spotty gravies. AN A3RD EXCLUSIVE: The Ambassador of the Twerk Palace. Butterflies & Moths. The Three Bike Problem. Strike early; strike ASAP. Humpy Jumpy Bumpers. Dday: hilarious. Hive Mind: chaos! Cynicism VS Naivete. A just society could work, innit? Music: “Transportation” by Shakano
CONTENT WARNING: SUICIDE Grandma & Alexa of Wonder Lounge. The Cathedral of Celetial Mathchik(?) Burnt Soup. Mischevia. Orphaner. The Flipside energy well. Womens issues. Is black; is white: sham-on. Eyore's Birthday in high school. Brown Eye Community. Floodside. Xeno's fortunes. A matriarch society. Xeno's revisionist history. Sparky welcomes us to Camp Camp. The Pecan Grove Playa. St. Tiki & The Pyropolis Fire Department. Recreation Plantation. Pretty much identical. Town Hall meeting. Austin artistic reconstruction. DPW vs Shaven Apes. The Town Hall's 3-dot system. Go to Church NIght. Tertiary fire career. Safetyside. Accept the radical(s). MUSIC: That Damned Band, "Trainwrekk't" https://thatdamnedband.com
Talking to Xeno about Pyropolis. Glitterbomb got a burner name & John is a newbie & Xeno is a known quantity to a certain extent. So, do you want to go to Flipside? We are publlicizing it. 20 years of Wonderlounge. C.O.L.D. Camp. Hanging Gage from things. Shit might go fucking haywire. Xeno is always moving. "DOING EVIL IN THE NAME OF GOD AIN'T RIGHT" Someone tell John his friends are going. Macguffin salt. Subsumed into the cosmos. Flinging chunks. The Cold Camp Pruno Situation. DJ Lady Vitamins. MUSIC: That Damned Band, "Trainwrekk't" https://thatdamnedband.com
KC and a lot about Illumination Village. Crimping cables & novel concepts. What's hurting YOUR butt? Nestled in Ill Ville. Sam's angry tree. One line limits. Dry Fountain. The 2022 camping sitch. 50%s. Muddin' Faire: Blue Collar Cosplay. Burning, kids. Ardent group. Hatebik's Cube. Dance Dance Immolation. The Danish run. 2π(r). Charcade. Extra-Spicy Fire. Merrie Maladies. More than the default. Lightning on Demand. What do we need about Temples? High Schoollumination Village. 80,000; 16:1. Zen and the Art of Simon's Struggles. N Theory Mechanica. MUSIC: Me Rex, "Lager Door" https://merex.bandcamp.com/
BLACK ROCK STATION P. 02 More Brace with some additional Clarity for us all. Front of small town house. Greeter holes for glory hugs. Fly ranching. Green Themes. Gerlach Workforce Company-Town Development Center. Who's chapping whom? ALL HAIL XENO. Do you love us for no money? Problematic fave mazes. The Three Year Problem (every 7 years.) MUSIC: Escher Beat, "Sunrise Chillout Set @ Autosub, Burning Man 2015" https://soundcloud.com/escherbeat
Brace: tri-team volunteer and Daedalus-about-town. Shit: in Nevada right now. What: the 360 and Icarus is. Nonconsensual Greening Man. 4th of Ju-Ranger-Training. Dusky Rangers. No cops; no genders. Blinkie Hospital. Spatula-ing someone sometime. Ask your doctor about head trauma & what it can do for you. B w/o B @ 7000'. MUSIC: Escher Beat, "Sunrise Chillout Set @ Autosub, Burning Man 2015" https://soundcloud.com/escherbeat
Apologies to Splinter, and to a certain extent, Tool.
McDildo Appreciation Party. The theme art. Covidian Exodus. Last drinks @ the Cafe. Mousepocalypse. Golden Guy Alley. The wrong doors. In the guts. Hot & dusty. Trailing Joe. The Temple Man. Content Warning: The Temple Letter. Rat Lady. Sincere thank yous to that dude. Thumbs Up: The Railroad Station; DEFINITELY NOT Late to the Party; 1/2 Ass Bounce House; Space Cats Landing; Colors of Nostalgia; The Midnight Museum of That One Time at Burning Man; The Dali Elephants; G-D Fire Skate Park; Wrong Way; Paradise Phoenix; Belt Guy. Thumbs Down: Diver Up; Selfie Art; not enough patches; unsequenced LEDs. Fucking please fucking follow Nonsense Man on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/ANonsenseMan
Falling in love again. Masks up! Who burns how Beth burned? CAP YER 'BAR. Season 5 retrospect-O-vision. Alien Gas Farm. Introducing Zaddy Berthst. Watch Search Party when you're home. Rites of passage. The Esplanade dead pool. Not-marriage contracts. See you seeing us soon. MUSIC: ME REX "Toilet of Venus" https://merex.bandcamp.com/
Trailer Joe's Love Burn buggy. Massholes. Bribery Express. Ambien Breakfast Camp. The Hive. Boston shit show. Listen to your friend group. The Annual Logistical Fetishist Association. Genuinely tastee bites. The Vanilla Stuff. Celtic Chaos. Sat phone savior. Not ceding any territory. Come to Burning Man, get an A3rd patch. Nude duding. Xenoevil AT THE gmail DOT coms. MUSIC: That Damned Band, "Wheezing Tedium in F minor" https://thatdamnedband.com
Rangart. Veteran. Keyboard Ranger. Taken. Shock your burn. General burn parameters. The Temple of Juul. Waterfruit farmer. Dein hammer. T.W.W.C.R. The art you are reading right now. A real "biopic" lesson. Multivariable break-up tent collapse. Sincere apologies. MUSIC: ME REX "Jupiter Pluvius" https://merex.bandcamp.com/
Maya & Space Burrito have different generational burner experiences. The Rave Camp Invasion. Sunscreening. Arthur is a prick. Losing 90 Hot Dogs. The first two days. Rascal Town. The run-over in the tent. Awecomfortable arts. THE Talking Heads. The Ranger Conundrum. Complacency and goto sleep. Climbs, slides, and the cheetah room. Why is fuckerpants?
Damian & Rex are Sac Boys. TCTITD. EVs. Yes Please. THOSE people and THEIR area. Damia/ens who pee together be together. Nonmonogamy Advice Booth. Anselm's vague accents. Camp tops. DaveX 4 Eva. "Flawless" victory. Things my hippie told me. A serious man needs his gears. It's just death. Smoking in the kitchen. NFT Gen 1. Profits v. Cell Clumps. Who controls the Animal Controllers? Fiddling Man. We love Klown Kore, and so we talk about music the rest of the episode, sry. John Zorn. Ween. Sturgill Simpson. Mosada. Electric Mosada. Estratosphere. Igorrr. Shpongle. YES. MUSIC: Damian "Mouthtrance"
We name dropped Benjamin's work a bunch before today but also today. PooFTs in VR. Shibari Sanctuary. Stone 27. Millions of years. Benji Molly Down. Extreme self-love. Catacomb of Veils. Artist statement. 11 mi. Night at the Climb-In. Drop at the Living Room. Another piece called Beam. Stone 40. Total Control Management. Brit wobbly. Lodestar. Engineer Twitter. Stereotypes about the Spanish. Expatriating Man. CONTENT WARNING: SUICIDE CONTENT WARNING: DESCRIPTIONS OF UNRELEASED ART No crowdfunding link because Beam got fully funded before we could finish editing the episode!
The thing about our friends. The harrowing of the hair. The great chair & pants online purchasing problems of 2022. NFT our NFTs for fun and profit. Smalls fandom. Burner Mailbag 1, 2, 3. Beth: bugles. MUSIC: Thee Harlequine "Skrangsong" https://dylanblackthorn.bandcamp.com/
Anji Bear asks us to take some breaths. Dust people. The Poly Asylum. So, Bozo. Those motherfuckers. No one is camped here. All drug dogs are dumb drug dogs. All white men: 6:00 AM. THOSE KIND OF NERDS. Electric sex. Aussie rats. Canuck customs. Fuck you, Burning Man, fuck you, fuck you. Sacred medicine seeking behavior. #NarcCoin MUSIC: Jurgis Did & Fantuzzi "Love Warrior" https://open.spotify.com/track/4UGiCIfzt7MhPAoE1Mxuff?si=ddHKpEBOQpmDewq4c_SILQ&nd=1